January 22, 2025 • 30 mins
Join Brandi Glanville for an unfiltered ride through her world. From LA housing woes and health struggles to fostering pets and spilling tea on Real Housewives drama—she’s got it all. Don't miss her candid opinions on celebrity news, including the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni situation, and her thoughts on the current state of the Housewives franchise.
Tune in for a mix of humor, honesty, and a little bit of chaos as Brandi keeps it real!
Tune in for a mix of humor, honesty, and a little bit of chaos as Brandi keeps it real!
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straw Hut Media. Wow from straw Hut Media. This is
Brandy Granville on the film. Hey guys, welcome to Brandy
Well Unfiltered. I actually did this podcast on Sunday by myself. Again,
(00:24):
I'm doing it by myself, but I couldn't send it.
I thought I sent it, and then Ryan's like, where
the fuck is your podcast? So I'm doing it over.
Plus some things have happened since Sunday. I mean, it's
only Tuesday, but it's on a Tuesday. I want to
start by saying that it's really sweet the way that
Eli's coming together for everyone that lost their homes. And
(00:48):
what I'm wondering is where is the new LA going
to be because the prices are going to skyrocket. Maybe
not rental prices, because there's some ladies saying that you
can't rent for more than raise your rent for more
than ten percent or you're going to jail. But when
you're buying a home, if it's never been on the market,
you can put it at whatever you want. So I
(01:09):
don't know if I'm ever going to buy a home
or if I didn't want to. Actually renting is kind
of great because when you're done, you're done. There's like
nothing to tie you back, no property taxes, no God,
I have to get rid of this. By the way,
the house next door to me has been empty since
I moved in. And on another note, the lights go
on and off in the middle of the night in
(01:30):
the house. No one lives there, not outside door lights
like motion sensor lights, but like inside the house, and
every like once a month a guy in a red
truck will come and go inside for a couple hours
and then he leaves. And it's a little suss. I'm
not gonna lie because in this market it's a really
nice area. Or behind gates, it's safe. How would be
(01:51):
run that fucker out? Anyway, not my problem. It's actually
good because I can run around naked and no one
can see me on that side of the house. Anyway. Anyway,
I do think it's been scary. I have friends that
have lost their homes. They can't take care of their
pets right now. Places they are staying can't have pets.
So I am willing to watch your puppies for you.
(02:15):
But I'm eating gyoza so sorry. Having said that, only
one and it has to be cute and playful because
I need someone to play with lady because Lady's cute
and playful and she's one and Buddy's fourteen and he
does not want to be cute and playful with her anymore.
So there's that. But I am willing to foster. I
(02:36):
guess foster. I mean, I'm giving the dogs back obviously,
or dog but if they're partty trained and you just
want a safe, loving environment where they get homemade cooked
meals morning and at night, and they're walked every day,
not always by me, but somebody walks them, whether it
be my son or my friend Scott. But he left, okay,
(02:58):
so let's get into that. My friend Scott is a
near doctor. You guys have heard him on the podcast.
He's a little bit special. I finished justosa it's so good.
But anyway, going backwards, I just I wish everyone the best,
and hopefully you and your dogs and everyone can find
a place to live. And if it's not here, where's
(03:20):
the next ley going to be? Because I'm going to
move from calabasas soon, but if the prices are going crazy,
I'm not gonna be able to anyway. Yeah, so where
do we move to? Next? Guys? Let's party? Oh I
lost my train of thought one second, Giosa, giosa. I
think it's giosa. M m you got really got me?
(03:42):
Mm hmmm mmm mm hmmm. Let's see where should we
start with everything? I just wanted to catch you guys
up on. I'm pretty miserable still as far as my
health goes, not getting to the bottom of anything. My
I have good doctors, don't get me wrong, I just
can't figure out what the fuck is wrong. So unfortunately,
(04:04):
I have exhausted my funds so that I had to
go back to Kaiser and I ask my doctors that
were at CEDARS to upload any information they had about,
you know, all the treatments I've been through, everything we've tried.
And in doing that, my one of my doctors I
will not say his name, but said that to this
(04:26):
other infectious disease doctor at Kaiser that I just wanted
to be on antibiotics. Let me tell you something, fuck faces,
I don't want to be on antibiotics. I literally don't
want to be walking around baking fucking soured dough bread
all day long. I've been doing that for a year
and a half. No one wants to make bread that often.
I definitely don't. I don't want my fingernails turning yellow
(04:48):
because I'm one giant ball of yeast cheese. So no,
I don't want to be on antibiotics. However, the only
time I felt and looked normal when I was on
IVY antibiotics, and unfortunately, they were two thousand dollars a
week and that's me paying out of pocket, and I
(05:10):
was supposed to be on them for six weeks. After
four weeks, I started looking back to normal to an extent,
and feeling good and I could breathe like. My face
was still thin. People, I'm missing five teeth, it's going
to be thin. My housekeeper, who's not really my housekeeper
anymore because now we're just friends because I can't afford her,
(05:30):
and I just cleaned my house all day. She told
me that I looked very old and skinny, and I'm like,
I know we have a language barrier, but that just
sounded mean. But thank you Ayda for pointing that out.
Yes I do look old, And the funny thing is
I've gained weight and I just look old because I've
been through it. I can't get bojogs. I can't do
anything in my face, like until we figure out why
(05:52):
my entire head, neck, shoulder area and all my lymph
nodes are filled with little tiny blisters of flu. Okay, So,
having said that, I was on antibiotics for four weeks
and I started to look better and feel better, I
took myself off because I wanted to save that four
grand for those other two weeks. So having taken myself
(06:15):
off two weeks early, I was good for about five
days and then I went backwards and my face starts
slowing up again and sinking in in certain areas, and
I clearly just didn't stay on them long enough. So
I couldn't get an appointment with Shocker Kaiser for almost
a month. So I called my old doctor and I said,
can you please put me back on the IVY antibiotics
(06:38):
because I feel like my head is going to explode,
like my neck stiffen's up, and if I can move it,
it's like a million little blisters popping all over. It
is the grossest, weirdest, strangest thing. So there's an infection
in there somewhere if the IVY antibioducts are the only
thing that helped. So then I call him and what
(06:59):
he does next is very sus and I'm very pissed
off at him about it, and I have an email
that I'm going to send to him, but I had to.
I had to make it a little bit more pleasant
because it was real fucking me because he's a fuck face.
I'm not gonna say his name, but he's a fucking
fuck face. So instead of calling me back when I left,
(07:19):
like an emergency message on his uh what do you
call it? His emergency line saying I really need to,
you know, get put back on antibiotics till the eighth
because I can't get into Kaiser till the eighth and
I don't know what I'm gonna do. I literally feel
like my head is going to explode. And he didn't
call me back. He called the pharmacy back, and the
pharmacy called me and said, hey, your doctor's putting you
(07:41):
back on anybiotics. And I really thought, what a horrible
bedside manner? Like number one, call me, I have a
conversation with me so I can explain to you what happened,
like what is happening and why I feel like there
is an infection somewhere. So I also sent him. I
also said, can you please upload all of my you know,
(08:04):
bloodwork and all the things that we've done into the
Kaiser portal because you have to. It's so stupid. So
then I spent the whole weekend, which I'm technologically not advanced,
like putting down everything into the portal, like uploading documents
after documents, a year and a half of shit, so
that he could be prepared for me to come in
this internal medicine or infectious disease doctor. I go in
(08:28):
and he says, what seems to be the problem, and
I'm like, uh, well, I sent you all the stuff
so you could, you know, be on top of it
so we could have a real conversation because it's just
too much to unload in a fifteen minute conversation. And
he goes, I see here that your doctor, your other
(08:49):
doctors said that you really like to be on antibiotics.
I said, actually, don't like to be on antibiotics. But
it was the only time I felt good. It was
when I was on ivy on it and the only
other thing that seemed to make a difference was paris
like parasitical. Parasitical is that a word? Medication? Like mborm
(09:12):
ivermect in hydrochloricuin. I've been on everything, but those are
the two things that I noticed the difference with. I
don't want to be on meds. I just don't. They're extensive,
number one, and firm is like three thousand dollars for
two pills, So yeah, fuck off. So this guy goes, yeah, well,
I'm not gonna put you on it my extentil we
(09:32):
do some imaging. I'm like, great, thank you. When can
I come in for imaging? And I was like, well,
we have an appointment like within two weeks. I nope,
I need to come in. I'm here now. I'm coming
back tomorrow for my mammogram. What about tomorrow? What about today? This?
Mind you? This is the Thursday of the fires, and
I'm freaking out and they're like, okay, we can see
(09:53):
you at six am on Friday morning. So I was
up the whole night Thursday because I was scared to death.
I was supposed to be evacuating. I didn't want to evacuate.
I didn't want to leave because he had my kids
with them, So I was like, I'm not leaving if
my kids aren't leaving, So I guess I'll just burn
to death by myself. Anyway, that's a whole other story.
(10:23):
So I wake up, well, I don't wake up. I
just drive there at six am do my cat scan,
and I explained to him that there's this one area
that is always swollen and in tender on my face.
And I said, I don't know if like maybe there's
a bone infection or you know, I did have dental
(10:44):
work there. I had like gum surgery and during COVID,
and then I had another you know, I just recently
had more dental surgeries. And what he sends me about
my cat scan is a very rude message, saying it's
just inflammation. You need to see a plastic surgeon, and
you don't need to be and capitalized capital in capitals,
(11:05):
don't need to be on antibiotics. I felt that was conscending,
and it wasn't just the way I was reading it.
You don't fucking know me, dude. You barely even read
what I uploaded to you. Fuck you, And there's no
need to capitalize antibiotics. You're like piggybacking off of what
my other doctor set to you in the portal, Like
(11:26):
you guys are all against me. I'm telling you, it's
the only thing that helped, not that I want to
be on them. I'm saying, do some fucking due diligence,
do your job. Don't just read someone else's notes and
then ban me for ambiotics. Anyway. I then wrote, my
Kaiser portal is like a book of itself. I wrote,
(11:48):
and told him I may spell words incorrectly at two
time best selling New York Times best selling author, and
I live with an er doctor of thirty years, and go,
fuck yourself for being condescending and what you're talking to me.
And I went on on and on and on and on,
and we exchanged back and forth. I said, your staff
(12:09):
was lovely, however your bedside manor needs some fucking work.
And I go, I don't care. You know what you
read my old doctor's side up with your own fucking answers.
Don't just piggyback someone else's answers. I've been doing that
for fucking two years anyway, not about my health. It's
still still working on it, but I'm getting down to
the point where getting some answers, I hope. But I'm
(12:32):
back at Kaiser because I can't afford anything else. Shut up,
there's no one here. But there were people are in
their defense, our heater didn't work. Somebody had to come
fix the heater. The the spa woke up. There's no
water in the spa. What happened overnight? I don't know. Anyway,
moving on from my uh medical situations, what else was
(12:54):
I gonna tell you? Oh yeah, so yesterday out of
the blue the sky. That's really cute guy that I
used to date. I would say date like we used
to like hook up, and we traveled a bit together
after my divorce, and he's like an actor guy, and
we had like a kid We had kids the same
age with they never met I never met as kids
like and vice versa. It was casual. I think we
(13:15):
went to NAPA or something once. We had some good
old times. I will say, but text me out of
the blue and is like, oh my god, my daughter
is watching you know. She just had her tooth puld
and like her wisdardy thought or something and was watching
Beverly Hills and you're on it. And I forgot that
straight men don't watch Beverly Hills, Like, yeah, I was
(13:37):
on it when I was dating you. You know who.
I'm not gonna say his name. Let's stay them from
that He's like, is this what they're gonna grow up
and be like? I'm like, well, hopefully they're like me,
because I'm the best stuff. I'm kidding. I go, well,
that's when it used to be real. And having said that,
let's jump over to fucking Beverly Hills. Oh, first I
(13:57):
want to talk about I should have made notes, but
I'm busy. I'm busy, busy. I'm like, I had to
call it tea mobile, I had to call Kaiser, I
have to call wait, I have four more things I
have to do. I'm good A E DTA like heavy
metals or getting out of my body because the medical
(14:17):
medium was my new best day. His name's Anthony Powers.
Looking up. He has a man sollar, juice and some
other things. He just checks in with me and we
think we might host some heavy metal problems anyway. Yeah,
just kind of cloud drop in name drop in Yolanda
hook me up with another name drop. But I don't
know where I was going without oh, so where was
(14:39):
I going with that? Anyway? So? Oh, I was looking
at TMZ and I saw this thing with Blake Lively
and that justin Baldoni. I don't know how to say
his name, and it's saying like, oh, it's proven that
she was fine with all of his actions because look
at this last scene, how they were laughing during it.
(14:59):
I'm sorry, guys, that doesn't prove anything. If you have
to act with someone, you have to act. I mean,
I'm pretty sure she was acting and just trying to
get through it the best she could. Just because you
have a laugh with someone doesn't mean that they didn't
in the past make you completely uncomfortable and put you
inappropriate inappropriate positions. I can tell you how many times
(15:23):
I've said to certain people, oh my god, thank you
so much. You saved my life. I really owe you,
and then turned around and text to my best friend,
I cannot stand this fucking guy. I fucking hate him.
He's such a misogynistic pig. Then I turned around to
that guy I was like, oh my god, thank you
for everything. Blah blah. We do what we have to
do in the moment. I'm pretty sure that Blake was
(15:44):
doing what she had to do to get through that scene.
And if that meant like put on a different persona
laugh a little bit, that doesn't take away from what
happened prior to that or after that, in the moment,
you want to make it as easy as possible to
get through it. If they're fighting during that time, that
scene would have taken eight thousand days. I'm not I mean,
(16:06):
I am more team Blake because this guy justin seems
like he's just I don't like his grace and like
certain things, but he seems like he's outpropressed a lot
right now, and I don't like the whole thing. I mean, honestly,
I don't want if they don't get along, they shouldn't
work together. I mean, I mean, at least Blake is
famous enough and rich enough where she can probably just
(16:27):
say never mind, but then she probably break a contract
and blah blah blah. But I just don't I don't
see the point. I mean, I see the point and
where he wants to fight, but I don't see how
he thinks just seeing the ending of one scene set
simply from everything he's ever said or done to her,
It doesn't. That just means she's being a big person
(16:49):
and getting through the scene with you so she can
get the fuck out and go fuck Ryan Reynolds, who's
hot and funny and doesn't give her the creeps. So
that's my take on that. So one little it does
not prove that bad things hadn't happened in the past.
Trust me, I'm telling you I know from experience. Okay,
(17:11):
I am done eating Gioza and I'm gonna do a
little housewives whatever you call it, like recap, I don't
care whatever. First of all, I saw the Karen Huger
video and I was I was appalled. I mean, honestly, listen,
Noah's perfect. I've had a DUI two thousand and nine,
(17:33):
not my finest moment, thank god. Like with Karen, no
one got hurt, but she had puke on her purse,
like who was she with number one to where they
would let her go out and get in a car
not being able to speak, like and then throwing up.
You're you're really sucked up if you're puking while you're driving.
(17:58):
And I don't know if she was at a restaurant,
but they could be negligible because if they serve you
alcohol to that extent and allow you to leave, well
they shouldn't serve you to that extent. They could actually
get in trouble. But I'm assuming, well I don't know why,
I'm assuming she was with some hot guy. I don't know,
that's what I'm assuming, but hopefully she wasn't because she's married.
(18:18):
But it just it seems a little sus she didn't
want to say where she was. I mean, she probably
didn't remember at that point, and then just the puke
on her purse, Oh my god. And my big question
for I don't know, maybe the laws are different in
wherever they are Washington, DC. Are they in d C?
(18:39):
I mean Potomac's near d C, right, I don't know
wherever they are. I would think like when I had
my DUI, I got put in jail, I was thrown
into the drunk tank and I had to stay there
for eight hours. It seemed like she just got to
fuck around with that cop and then go home, Like
why and how are you reading her? Like like he
(19:02):
kept pushing this recording because she had to hear it
and sign off on something. She can't sign off on
anything when she's that inebriated because she has no idea
what she's listening to, and she clearly didn't want to
hear it. I think they need to rethink that situation,
because that just doesn't seem like it's gonna stand up
in the court of law, any signature that she anything
(19:22):
she signs when she's in that state shouldn't be valid.
But I don't know the sense of entitlement and everything,
and I didn't like it. And why did she get
to sit in the front seat? I had to sit
in the back seat. And it was a long, long
video and she's very famous according to her, and I
(19:45):
just don't get it, Like, I don't get how someone
anywhere she was could allow her to leave that way,
whether it's a restaurant or friend's house, whatever. And if
she was that, did she try to make herself through
up so that she wouldn't blow a higher her alcohol
level or did she puke and that's why she crashed.
I'm just incredibly perplexed by the whole thing. And I'm
(20:11):
just happy that no one got hurt. And I have
to say kudos to Ray for just holding it together.
I mean, that's what husbands are supposed to do. But
I don't know if he didn't know where she was.
But she starts freaking out when she's like, Ray has
a phone? Why does he have my phone? Like, oh,
what's he looking at, mister blue eyes? But I'm just speculating,
(20:31):
and I just wanted to get that out about the
whole sitting in the front seat and then not like
having to go to jail. I don't know, that's just
seems not fair. I think that everyone should be treated
the same, regardless of you know, who they think they are.
But anyway, maybe I need to look at the laws
and they need to get that thing about like listen
(20:52):
to this and then sign this. Can't She's fucked up.
She's no idea what she's listening to her signing. Anyway,
let's jump over to New York City. Okay. It just
(21:13):
seems to me like these girls. I think they're the
first Housewives to have like busbian couples on there, right
because Jenna has a I mean, I was on Housewives,
but I don't know if we were a couple. We weren't,
but for one night too well, it doesn't matter. But
it's nice to see that dynamic of like two women
in a relationship together. I think that's something that it's
(21:36):
been missing for a long time. I do think that
Uba has some issues with her temper. I like Uba.
She is beautiful, However, she is not Naomi. Sorry she
might she's beautiful stunning whatever. Naomi does not wish she
was Uba. There's Naomi does not wish it was anyone
(21:58):
other than Naomi. Naomi's like the gold Standards. She doesn't
like me, but I have to say, Naomi, Yeah, she's
not wondering what UBA's doing on the left, let me
be clear. And uh doesn't even drink. Imagine if she drank,
maybe she would like calm down, but no, she she
just she's fiery. I mean it's good for the show,
(22:19):
but I just wish she wasn't so easily like set
off by Brin, Like Brynn just loves it. She does it.
She drops a bomb and then waits for uber to
explode and then she retracts. I think that Si this
season is like CI. I mean, it's like sex and
second season Camille almost to me like second season sigh,
(22:41):
Like she's just not as feisty and interesting as she
was before. She kind of just acts like she doesn't
even want to be there. Who else Aaron? I think
that Aaron's meant to be on reality TV. Like she
always has a little grin, like the cat that ate
the Canary, and she's always like in the mist in
the middle of everything. And I do think that she's
(23:04):
got you a pretty good sense of humor about brand
always wanting to talk to Abe and that's their stick.
I think that if it really bothered Aaron the way
it bothered Uba, then Aaron would have said something, you
kind of know who you can do that with, Like
I mean, I would not like I would never have
alerted with like Rissio or something like that, and that
(23:25):
would really be rude and Kyle would never want that.
But like Ken and I were always joking around flirting,
and you just kind of have to know, like what
friends you can do that with. I mean, it's just
she'sn't much your man. It's just it's playful, it's it's funny.
I mean, I don't know. I just think that it's
not as big of a deal. Obviously she would never
(23:47):
do that to Uba because Uba has very strong feelings
about Aaron's marriage and whatever is happening over there. Like
just I think it would just need to stay in
her lane when it comes to that. If Aaron's not
my Uba can't be mad. And it was not Naomi,
but it was beautiful and Brandon is just a little shitster.
And we still don't know what this shit? That what
(24:08):
she does? She flies private though, I'll tell you that
she like she dropped that ball? Ball? Did she dropped
the ball? Now? She dropped that bomb? Like? No one
flies private all the time unless you have your own
plane like Kim Kardashian. Then I would see, yes, private
all the time for sure, Not that it's good for
the environment, but what is anymore? Jumping over to Beverly
(24:32):
Hills and this whole talking about housewives is giving me
a headache. Either Dad or it's my retainer. Beverly Hills
is a nightmare. I just I feel like Kyle and Jurie,
their anger is so displaced. They're going through so much
and they're taking it out on each other. And I
don't understand why Kyle is so mad at Duri, Like
(24:53):
Durik's going through some shit, Like why take it on her?
Take it out on someone else, like if you're mad
at someone like and don't be a mean girl, don't
get everyone on your try to get everyone on your
side and manipulate the situation so that Jarret's like hung
up to drive, because it does seem like that's what
she's trying to do. And as we all know, and
I've heard many times from Kim that Kyla is a
(25:15):
producer in the show because she had another deal and
they fell through and they ended up just giving her
producer credit on Beverly Hills. So she does have some
decision making. And I can't tell you the number of
times she got up, stood up at the reunion, walked out,
came back, and we just acted like that never happened.
So I was there, I remember, So I think that
(25:36):
I think she's trying to ice to read out she's
done and then to say that she is texting with Piquet.
No no, no, no, unless Jared's putting you up to
it and saying, try to get this information out of
what my ex is doing. You don't do that. You
just don't. It's girl code. You just don't fucking do that. Period.
You pick a side, you stay on it, and that
(25:59):
is that. And even the pictures of the Kyles showing
of Jarret hugging Moo like that was like p K
was right there and it was like a group hug
and they were they were all crying. It wasn't like
a sexual thing. It was just really like reaching for straws. Gosh.
I love bo's. I think that she is the voice
(26:21):
of reason on here. I like that Eric is getting
her groove back. But to say that she lost everything,
it's a little I mean, she's got a poors, she's
had a nice rental, she's always had her job on
house Wives, which we all know pays pretty well. I
think she lost her marriage and her black card maybe,
(26:41):
but she didn't lose everything she you know, that's she
has her hell, she has her looks, she has a
place to live, she has a Porsche. I think she's
doing all right. But I'm glad that she's actually getting
a little bit of a reprieve. And and these other
women's sadly divorces are taking centers stage. And oh, let's
(27:02):
be clear, nothing good happens in the viper room. I mean,
didn't like a ton of people like od and die there,
Like I stay away from the viper room. I just
think it's got bad omens. I just it's not It's
not not for me, and it shouldn't be for them either.
So that said, what else was I gonna say? Karen, Yeah,
weird laws about that. I think that's it, guys, Oh, traders,
(27:28):
I wanted to say this real quick, guys. I'm embarrassed,
Like the housewives are not doing okay, and they're kind
of the laughing stock of the traders, and then they
bring on these serious game players and they are making
us look foolish. And at least I sussed out who
the traders were. I mean, I couldn't get in a
(27:48):
big fat mouse shut. But i mean, come on, like,
these people are embarrassing us, Like, don't put that. Don't
put Housewives on there anymore unless you do someone is
super like put LVP or or Kyle on there, like
super strategic, like manipulative people that would do well on
these types of shows. Everyone else just falls into line
(28:09):
and believes whatever everyone else wants them to believes. It's
kind of crazy. Honestly, I'm kind of embarrassed for us,
and by us, I mean housewives. I'm no longer that,
so I'm embarrassed for them. I see Delores going the
furthest of the housewives. But yeah, we're not going to
make it too far, guys, so good luck to everyone else.
(28:31):
I think that I would like Boston Rob to win.
I don't know why. I just he's got a friendly demeanor,
all right, That is all I have to say, and
I hope you're safe, I hope you're warm, and I
hope that you're drunk all right. Bye. Thanks for listening
to Brandy Glanville Unfiltered. Download new episodes every week and
(28:51):
if you haven't already, subscribed and be sure to leave
us a rating and review. And while you're at it,
check out some of the other great shows available on
straw Hut Media. The Time Fly Gent, The Time every Day,
Straw Hut Media. Wow from straw Hut Media. This is
Brandy Granville on the film. Hey guys, welcome to Brandy
Well Unfiltered. I actually did this podcast on Sunday by myself. Again,
(00:24):
I'm doing it by myself, but I couldn't send it.
I thought I sent it, and then Ryan's like, where
the fuck is your podcast? So I'm doing it over.
Plus some things have happened since Sunday. I mean, it's
only Tuesday, but it's on a Tuesday. I want to
start by saying that it's really sweet the way that
Eli's coming together for everyone that lost their homes. And
(00:48):
what I'm wondering is where is the new LA going
to be because the prices are going to skyrocket. Maybe
not rental prices, because there's some ladies saying that you
can't rent for more than raise your rent for more
than ten percent or you're going to jail. But when
you're buying a home, if it's never been on the market,
you can put it at whatever you want. So I
(01:09):
don't know if I'm ever going to buy a home
or if I didn't want to. Actually renting is kind
of great because when you're done, you're done. There's like
nothing to tie you back, no property taxes, no God,
I have to get rid of this. By the way,
the house next door to me has been empty since
I moved in. And on another note, the lights go
on and off in the middle of the night in
(01:30):
the house. No one lives there, not outside door lights
like motion sensor lights, but like inside the house, and
every like once a month a guy in a red
truck will come and go inside for a couple hours
and then he leaves. And it's a little suss. I'm
not gonna lie because in this market it's a really
nice area. Or behind gates, it's safe. How would be
(01:51):
run that fucker out? Anyway, not my problem. It's actually
good because I can run around naked and no one
can see me on that side of the house. Anyway. Anyway,
I do think it's been scary. I have friends that
have lost their homes. They can't take care of their
pets right now. Places they are staying can't have pets.
So I am willing to watch your puppies for you.
(02:15):
But I'm eating gyoza so sorry. Having said that, only
one and it has to be cute and playful because
I need someone to play with lady because Lady's cute
and playful and she's one and Buddy's fourteen and he
does not want to be cute and playful with her anymore.
So there's that. But I am willing to foster. I
(02:36):
guess foster. I mean, I'm giving the dogs back obviously,
or dog but if they're partty trained and you just
want a safe, loving environment where they get homemade cooked
meals morning and at night, and they're walked every day,
not always by me, but somebody walks them, whether it
be my son or my friend Scott. But he left, okay,
(02:58):
so let's get into that. My friend Scott is a
near doctor. You guys have heard him on the podcast.
He's a little bit special. I finished justosa it's so good.
But anyway, going backwards, I just I wish everyone the best,
and hopefully you and your dogs and everyone can find
a place to live. And if it's not here, where's
(03:20):
the next ley going to be? Because I'm going to
move from calabasas soon, but if the prices are going crazy,
I'm not gonna be able to anyway. Yeah, so where
do we move to? Next? Guys? Let's party? Oh I
lost my train of thought one second, Giosa, giosa. I
think it's giosa. M m you got really got me?
(03:42):
Mm hmmm mmm mm hmmm. Let's see where should we
start with everything? I just wanted to catch you guys
up on. I'm pretty miserable still as far as my
health goes, not getting to the bottom of anything. My
I have good doctors, don't get me wrong, I just
can't figure out what the fuck is wrong. So unfortunately,
(04:04):
I have exhausted my funds so that I had to
go back to Kaiser and I ask my doctors that
were at CEDARS to upload any information they had about,
you know, all the treatments I've been through, everything we've tried.
And in doing that, my one of my doctors I
will not say his name, but said that to this
(04:26):
other infectious disease doctor at Kaiser that I just wanted
to be on antibiotics. Let me tell you something, fuck faces,
I don't want to be on antibiotics. I literally don't
want to be walking around baking fucking soured dough bread
all day long. I've been doing that for a year
and a half. No one wants to make bread that often.
I definitely don't. I don't want my fingernails turning yellow
(04:48):
because I'm one giant ball of yeast cheese. So no,
I don't want to be on antibiotics. However, the only
time I felt and looked normal when I was on
IVY antibiotics, and unfortunately, they were two thousand dollars a
week and that's me paying out of pocket, and I
(05:10):
was supposed to be on them for six weeks. After
four weeks, I started looking back to normal to an extent,
and feeling good and I could breathe like. My face
was still thin. People, I'm missing five teeth, it's going
to be thin. My housekeeper, who's not really my housekeeper
anymore because now we're just friends because I can't afford her,
(05:30):
and I just cleaned my house all day. She told
me that I looked very old and skinny, and I'm like,
I know we have a language barrier, but that just
sounded mean. But thank you Ayda for pointing that out.
Yes I do look old, And the funny thing is
I've gained weight and I just look old because I've
been through it. I can't get bojogs. I can't do
anything in my face, like until we figure out why
(05:52):
my entire head, neck, shoulder area and all my lymph
nodes are filled with little tiny blisters of flu. Okay, So,
having said that, I was on antibiotics for four weeks
and I started to look better and feel better, I
took myself off because I wanted to save that four
grand for those other two weeks. So having taken myself
(06:15):
off two weeks early, I was good for about five
days and then I went backwards and my face starts
slowing up again and sinking in in certain areas, and
I clearly just didn't stay on them long enough. So
I couldn't get an appointment with Shocker Kaiser for almost
a month. So I called my old doctor and I said,
can you please put me back on the IVY antibiotics
(06:38):
because I feel like my head is going to explode,
like my neck stiffen's up, and if I can move it,
it's like a million little blisters popping all over. It
is the grossest, weirdest, strangest thing. So there's an infection
in there somewhere if the IVY antibioducts are the only
thing that helped. So then I call him and what
(06:59):
he does next is very sus and I'm very pissed
off at him about it, and I have an email
that I'm going to send to him, but I had to.
I had to make it a little bit more pleasant
because it was real fucking me because he's a fuck face.
I'm not gonna say his name, but he's a fucking
fuck face. So instead of calling me back when I left,
(07:19):
like an emergency message on his uh what do you
call it? His emergency line saying I really need to,
you know, get put back on antibiotics till the eighth
because I can't get into Kaiser till the eighth and
I don't know what I'm gonna do. I literally feel
like my head is going to explode. And he didn't
call me back. He called the pharmacy back, and the
pharmacy called me and said, hey, your doctor's putting you
(07:41):
back on anybiotics. And I really thought, what a horrible
bedside manner? Like number one, call me, I have a
conversation with me so I can explain to you what happened,
like what is happening and why I feel like there
is an infection somewhere. So I also sent him. I
also said, can you please upload all of my you know,
(08:04):
bloodwork and all the things that we've done into the
Kaiser portal because you have to. It's so stupid. So
then I spent the whole weekend, which I'm technologically not advanced,
like putting down everything into the portal, like uploading documents
after documents, a year and a half of shit, so
that he could be prepared for me to come in
this internal medicine or infectious disease doctor. I go in
(08:28):
and he says, what seems to be the problem, and
I'm like, uh, well, I sent you all the stuff
so you could, you know, be on top of it
so we could have a real conversation because it's just
too much to unload in a fifteen minute conversation. And
he goes, I see here that your doctor, your other
(08:49):
doctors said that you really like to be on antibiotics.
I said, actually, don't like to be on antibiotics. But
it was the only time I felt good. It was
when I was on ivy on it and the only
other thing that seemed to make a difference was paris
like parasitical. Parasitical is that a word? Medication? Like mborm
(09:12):
ivermect in hydrochloricuin. I've been on everything, but those are
the two things that I noticed the difference with. I
don't want to be on meds. I just don't. They're extensive,
number one, and firm is like three thousand dollars for
two pills, So yeah, fuck off. So this guy goes, yeah, well,
I'm not gonna put you on it my extentil we
(09:32):
do some imaging. I'm like, great, thank you. When can
I come in for imaging? And I was like, well,
we have an appointment like within two weeks. I nope,
I need to come in. I'm here now. I'm coming
back tomorrow for my mammogram. What about tomorrow? What about today? This?
Mind you? This is the Thursday of the fires, and
I'm freaking out and they're like, okay, we can see
(09:53):
you at six am on Friday morning. So I was
up the whole night Thursday because I was scared to death.
I was supposed to be evacuating. I didn't want to evacuate.
I didn't want to leave because he had my kids
with them, So I was like, I'm not leaving if
my kids aren't leaving, So I guess I'll just burn
to death by myself. Anyway, that's a whole other story.
(10:23):
So I wake up, well, I don't wake up. I
just drive there at six am do my cat scan,
and I explained to him that there's this one area
that is always swollen and in tender on my face.
And I said, I don't know if like maybe there's
a bone infection or you know, I did have dental
(10:44):
work there. I had like gum surgery and during COVID,
and then I had another you know, I just recently
had more dental surgeries. And what he sends me about
my cat scan is a very rude message, saying it's
just inflammation. You need to see a plastic surgeon, and
you don't need to be and capitalized capital in capitals,
(11:05):
don't need to be on antibiotics. I felt that was conscending,
and it wasn't just the way I was reading it.
You don't fucking know me, dude. You barely even read
what I uploaded to you. Fuck you, And there's no
need to capitalize antibiotics. You're like piggybacking off of what
my other doctor set to you in the portal, Like
(11:26):
you guys are all against me. I'm telling you, it's
the only thing that helped, not that I want to
be on them. I'm saying, do some fucking due diligence,
do your job. Don't just read someone else's notes and
then ban me for ambiotics. Anyway. I then wrote, my
Kaiser portal is like a book of itself. I wrote,
(11:48):
and told him I may spell words incorrectly at two
time best selling New York Times best selling author, and
I live with an er doctor of thirty years, and go,
fuck yourself for being condescending and what you're talking to me.
And I went on on and on and on and on,
and we exchanged back and forth. I said, your staff
(12:09):
was lovely, however your bedside manor needs some fucking work.
And I go, I don't care. You know what you
read my old doctor's side up with your own fucking answers.
Don't just piggyback someone else's answers. I've been doing that
for fucking two years anyway, not about my health. It's
still still working on it, but I'm getting down to
the point where getting some answers, I hope. But I'm
(12:32):
back at Kaiser because I can't afford anything else. Shut up,
there's no one here. But there were people are in
their defense, our heater didn't work. Somebody had to come
fix the heater. The the spa woke up. There's no
water in the spa. What happened overnight? I don't know. Anyway,
moving on from my uh medical situations, what else was
(12:54):
I gonna tell you? Oh yeah, so yesterday out of
the blue the sky. That's really cute guy that I
used to date. I would say date like we used
to like hook up, and we traveled a bit together
after my divorce, and he's like an actor guy, and
we had like a kid We had kids the same
age with they never met I never met as kids
like and vice versa. It was casual. I think we
(13:15):
went to NAPA or something once. We had some good
old times. I will say, but text me out of
the blue and is like, oh my god, my daughter
is watching you know. She just had her tooth puld
and like her wisdardy thought or something and was watching
Beverly Hills and you're on it. And I forgot that
straight men don't watch Beverly Hills, Like, yeah, I was
(13:37):
on it when I was dating you. You know who.
I'm not gonna say his name. Let's stay them from
that He's like, is this what they're gonna grow up
and be like? I'm like, well, hopefully they're like me,
because I'm the best stuff. I'm kidding. I go, well,
that's when it used to be real. And having said that,
let's jump over to fucking Beverly Hills. Oh, first I
(13:57):
want to talk about I should have made notes, but
I'm busy. I'm busy, busy. I'm like, I had to
call it tea mobile, I had to call Kaiser, I
have to call wait, I have four more things I
have to do. I'm good A E DTA like heavy
metals or getting out of my body because the medical
(14:17):
medium was my new best day. His name's Anthony Powers.
Looking up. He has a man sollar, juice and some
other things. He just checks in with me and we
think we might host some heavy metal problems anyway. Yeah,
just kind of cloud drop in name drop in Yolanda
hook me up with another name drop. But I don't
know where I was going without oh, so where was
(14:39):
I going with that? Anyway? So? Oh, I was looking
at TMZ and I saw this thing with Blake Lively
and that justin Baldoni. I don't know how to say
his name, and it's saying like, oh, it's proven that
she was fine with all of his actions because look
at this last scene, how they were laughing during it.
(14:59):
I'm sorry, guys, that doesn't prove anything. If you have
to act with someone, you have to act. I mean,
I'm pretty sure she was acting and just trying to
get through it the best she could. Just because you
have a laugh with someone doesn't mean that they didn't
in the past make you completely uncomfortable and put you
inappropriate inappropriate positions. I can tell you how many times
(15:23):
I've said to certain people, oh my god, thank you
so much. You saved my life. I really owe you,
and then turned around and text to my best friend,
I cannot stand this fucking guy. I fucking hate him.
He's such a misogynistic pig. Then I turned around to
that guy I was like, oh my god, thank you
for everything. Blah blah. We do what we have to
do in the moment. I'm pretty sure that Blake was
(15:44):
doing what she had to do to get through that scene.
And if that meant like put on a different persona
laugh a little bit, that doesn't take away from what
happened prior to that or after that, in the moment,
you want to make it as easy as possible to
get through it. If they're fighting during that time, that
scene would have taken eight thousand days. I'm not I mean,
(16:06):
I am more team Blake because this guy justin seems
like he's just I don't like his grace and like
certain things, but he seems like he's outpropressed a lot
right now, and I don't like the whole thing. I mean, honestly,
I don't want if they don't get along, they shouldn't
work together. I mean, I mean, at least Blake is
famous enough and rich enough where she can probably just
(16:27):
say never mind, but then she probably break a contract
and blah blah blah. But I just don't I don't
see the point. I mean, I see the point and
where he wants to fight, but I don't see how
he thinks just seeing the ending of one scene set
simply from everything he's ever said or done to her,
It doesn't. That just means she's being a big person
(16:49):
and getting through the scene with you so she can
get the fuck out and go fuck Ryan Reynolds, who's
hot and funny and doesn't give her the creeps. So
that's my take on that. So one little it does
not prove that bad things hadn't happened in the past.
Trust me, I'm telling you I know from experience. Okay,
(17:11):
I am done eating Gioza and I'm gonna do a
little housewives whatever you call it, like recap, I don't
care whatever. First of all, I saw the Karen Huger
video and I was I was appalled. I mean, honestly, listen,
Noah's perfect. I've had a DUI two thousand and nine,
(17:33):
not my finest moment, thank god. Like with Karen, no
one got hurt, but she had puke on her purse,
like who was she with number one to where they
would let her go out and get in a car
not being able to speak, like and then throwing up.
You're you're really sucked up if you're puking while you're driving.
(17:58):
And I don't know if she was at a restaurant,
but they could be negligible because if they serve you
alcohol to that extent and allow you to leave, well
they shouldn't serve you to that extent. They could actually
get in trouble. But I'm assuming, well I don't know why,
I'm assuming she was with some hot guy. I don't know,
that's what I'm assuming, but hopefully she wasn't because she's married.
(18:18):
But it just it seems a little sus she didn't
want to say where she was. I mean, she probably
didn't remember at that point, and then just the puke
on her purse, Oh my god. And my big question
for I don't know, maybe the laws are different in
wherever they are Washington, DC. Are they in d C?
(18:39):
I mean Potomac's near d C, right, I don't know
wherever they are. I would think like when I had
my DUI, I got put in jail, I was thrown
into the drunk tank and I had to stay there
for eight hours. It seemed like she just got to
fuck around with that cop and then go home, Like
why and how are you reading her? Like like he
(19:02):
kept pushing this recording because she had to hear it
and sign off on something. She can't sign off on
anything when she's that inebriated because she has no idea
what she's listening to, and she clearly didn't want to
hear it. I think they need to rethink that situation,
because that just doesn't seem like it's gonna stand up
in the court of law, any signature that she anything
(19:22):
she signs when she's in that state shouldn't be valid.
But I don't know the sense of entitlement and everything,
and I didn't like it. And why did she get
to sit in the front seat? I had to sit
in the back seat. And it was a long, long
video and she's very famous according to her, and I
(19:45):
just don't get it, Like, I don't get how someone
anywhere she was could allow her to leave that way,
whether it's a restaurant or friend's house, whatever. And if
she was that, did she try to make herself through
up so that she wouldn't blow a higher her alcohol
level or did she puke and that's why she crashed.
I'm just incredibly perplexed by the whole thing. And I'm
(20:11):
just happy that no one got hurt. And I have
to say kudos to Ray for just holding it together.
I mean, that's what husbands are supposed to do. But
I don't know if he didn't know where she was.
But she starts freaking out when she's like, Ray has
a phone? Why does he have my phone? Like, oh,
what's he looking at, mister blue eyes? But I'm just speculating,
(20:31):
and I just wanted to get that out about the
whole sitting in the front seat and then not like
having to go to jail. I don't know, that's just
seems not fair. I think that everyone should be treated
the same, regardless of you know, who they think they are.
But anyway, maybe I need to look at the laws
and they need to get that thing about like listen
(20:52):
to this and then sign this. Can't She's fucked up.
She's no idea what she's listening to her signing. Anyway,
let's jump over to New York City. Okay. It just
(21:13):
seems to me like these girls. I think they're the
first Housewives to have like busbian couples on there, right
because Jenna has a I mean, I was on Housewives,
but I don't know if we were a couple. We weren't,
but for one night too well, it doesn't matter. But
it's nice to see that dynamic of like two women
in a relationship together. I think that's something that it's
(21:36):
been missing for a long time. I do think that
Uba has some issues with her temper. I like Uba.
She is beautiful, However, she is not Naomi. Sorry she
might she's beautiful stunning whatever. Naomi does not wish she
was Uba. There's Naomi does not wish it was anyone
(21:58):
other than Naomi. Naomi's like the gold Standards. She doesn't
like me, but I have to say, Naomi, Yeah, she's
not wondering what UBA's doing on the left, let me
be clear. And uh doesn't even drink. Imagine if she drank,
maybe she would like calm down, but no, she she
just she's fiery. I mean it's good for the show,
(22:19):
but I just wish she wasn't so easily like set
off by Brin, Like Brynn just loves it. She does it.
She drops a bomb and then waits for uber to
explode and then she retracts. I think that Si this
season is like CI. I mean, it's like sex and
second season Camille almost to me like second season sigh,
(22:41):
Like she's just not as feisty and interesting as she
was before. She kind of just acts like she doesn't
even want to be there. Who else Aaron? I think
that Aaron's meant to be on reality TV. Like she
always has a little grin, like the cat that ate
the Canary, and she's always like in the mist in
the middle of everything. And I do think that she's
(23:04):
got you a pretty good sense of humor about brand
always wanting to talk to Abe and that's their stick.
I think that if it really bothered Aaron the way
it bothered Uba, then Aaron would have said something, you
kind of know who you can do that with, Like
I mean, I would not like I would never have
alerted with like Rissio or something like that, and that
(23:25):
would really be rude and Kyle would never want that.
But like Ken and I were always joking around flirting,
and you just kind of have to know, like what
friends you can do that with. I mean, it's just
she'sn't much your man. It's just it's playful, it's it's funny.
I mean, I don't know. I just think that it's
not as big of a deal. Obviously she would never
(23:47):
do that to Uba because Uba has very strong feelings
about Aaron's marriage and whatever is happening over there. Like
just I think it would just need to stay in
her lane when it comes to that. If Aaron's not
my Uba can't be mad. And it was not Naomi,
but it was beautiful and Brandon is just a little shitster.
And we still don't know what this shit? That what
(24:08):
she does? She flies private though, I'll tell you that
she like she dropped that ball? Ball? Did she dropped
the ball? Now? She dropped that bomb? Like? No one
flies private all the time unless you have your own
plane like Kim Kardashian. Then I would see, yes, private
all the time for sure, Not that it's good for
the environment, but what is anymore? Jumping over to Beverly
(24:32):
Hills and this whole talking about housewives is giving me
a headache. Either Dad or it's my retainer. Beverly Hills
is a nightmare. I just I feel like Kyle and Jurie,
their anger is so displaced. They're going through so much
and they're taking it out on each other. And I
don't understand why Kyle is so mad at Duri, Like
(24:53):
Durik's going through some shit, Like why take it on her?
Take it out on someone else, like if you're mad
at someone like and don't be a mean girl, don't
get everyone on your try to get everyone on your
side and manipulate the situation so that Jarret's like hung
up to drive, because it does seem like that's what
she's trying to do. And as we all know, and
I've heard many times from Kim that Kyla is a
(25:15):
producer in the show because she had another deal and
they fell through and they ended up just giving her
producer credit on Beverly Hills. So she does have some
decision making. And I can't tell you the number of
times she got up, stood up at the reunion, walked out,
came back, and we just acted like that never happened.
So I was there, I remember, So I think that
(25:36):
I think she's trying to ice to read out she's
done and then to say that she is texting with Piquet.
No no, no, no, unless Jared's putting you up to
it and saying, try to get this information out of
what my ex is doing. You don't do that. You
just don't. It's girl code. You just don't fucking do that. Period.
You pick a side, you stay on it, and that
(25:59):
is that. And even the pictures of the Kyles showing
of Jarret hugging Moo like that was like p K
was right there and it was like a group hug
and they were they were all crying. It wasn't like
a sexual thing. It was just really like reaching for straws. Gosh.
I love bo's. I think that she is the voice
(26:21):
of reason on here. I like that Eric is getting
her groove back. But to say that she lost everything,
it's a little I mean, she's got a poors, she's
had a nice rental, she's always had her job on
house Wives, which we all know pays pretty well. I
think she lost her marriage and her black card maybe,
(26:41):
but she didn't lose everything she you know, that's she
has her hell, she has her looks, she has a
place to live, she has a Porsche. I think she's
doing all right. But I'm glad that she's actually getting
a little bit of a reprieve. And and these other
women's sadly divorces are taking centers stage. And oh, let's
(27:02):
be clear, nothing good happens in the viper room. I mean,
didn't like a ton of people like od and die there,
Like I stay away from the viper room. I just
think it's got bad omens. I just it's not It's
not not for me, and it shouldn't be for them either.
So that said, what else was I gonna say? Karen, Yeah,
weird laws about that. I think that's it, guys, Oh, traders,
(27:28):
I wanted to say this real quick, guys. I'm embarrassed,
Like the housewives are not doing okay, and they're kind
of the laughing stock of the traders, and then they
bring on these serious game players and they are making
us look foolish. And at least I sussed out who
the traders were. I mean, I couldn't get in a
(27:48):
big fat mouse shut. But i mean, come on, like,
these people are embarrassing us, Like, don't put that. Don't
put Housewives on there anymore unless you do someone is
super like put LVP or or Kyle on there, like
super strategic, like manipulative people that would do well on
these types of shows. Everyone else just falls into line
(28:09):
and believes whatever everyone else wants them to believes. It's
kind of crazy. Honestly, I'm kind of embarrassed for us,
and by us, I mean housewives. I'm no longer that,
so I'm embarrassed for them. I see Delores going the
furthest of the housewives. But yeah, we're not going to
make it too far, guys, so good luck to everyone else.
(28:31):
I think that I would like Boston Rob to win.
I don't know why. I just he's got a friendly demeanor,
all right, That is all I have to say, and
I hope you're safe, I hope you're warm, and I
hope that you're drunk all right. Bye. Thanks for listening
to Brandy Glanville Unfiltered. Download new episodes every week and
(28:51):
if you haven't already, subscribed and be sure to leave
us a rating and review. And while you're at it,
check out some of the other great shows available on
straw Hut Media. The Time Fly Gent, The Time every Day,
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.