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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straw Hut Media.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wow from straw Hut Media.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
This is Brandy Glanville on the film.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah, it looks too good because I have my mask on.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
You want Hey, guys, it's me guy.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Guess what.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
James couldn't get in my gate this morning. He sat
out there for a long time because the time out.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And I was about to drive home.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
So here's the issue with that, is that number one,
you always just walk in my door. The gate doesn't
even call me. So I thought you were on my list.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Well, she was so mean about it. She is you
have to do a U turn. Because I was on
the phone to Alexis. I was like talking, talking the
whole time, and she's like, you have to do a
U turn and leave. You're not on the list.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
It was it the last with the long dark hair. Yeah,
they protect me. They worry for me. They're like they
shows I gave them back Keepper Christmas. So maybe that's
you didn't get in because all the other people you
just like, you charm them.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Some of them really like me.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Actually they don't even ask ships protect me.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Brandy.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
No, I have been up. I'm seeing seeing someone Guy Refactor,
but just for me, Okay, Yes, this is actually hilarious. No, yeah,
he's attractive, but I'm not like that. He's not. He's like, dad, hot,
you're not mine for me. But my son goes to him,
and my other son goes to him, and my son's
(01:35):
girlfriend goes to him. So they like they forced me
to go to him in the red way. You know
how that goes. Yeah, they're they're charging me my children.
But I was in there and I was telling Jake this.
We started laughing. So after like the first part of
the treatment, we go into this room and I'm like,
I don't know my neck, as you know, I just
(01:56):
showed you my scans. My neck is fucked, Like, my
neck is really bad. He goes, well, you like to
get pounded you Because I was like, I was really
trying not to laugh because it's my first time in there.
I'm trying to be appropriate, and I was like he goes, you.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Know, pounded, and I go oh. He's like, I go like,
that's a therago.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Like he goes yeah. So then he got but like
I don't even think he realized what he was saying.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You like to get pounded? You were disappointed, like can
I have my money? And they're like, man, this is.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
No man, but you have to admit anyone that's like
the obviously it was not a doctor, like and it
wasn't a doctor. I said, anyone that's not like he
was thinking in medical terms, and I'm thinking in like
sexual terms. Like it was funny to me, Brady.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Hasn't made me a burger yet, so I'm not myself.
I said, could you please.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Have the burger ready for that is not what you said.
And then I said, I'll be here in twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
That's not what you said. You said. I said, you
can come if you want now.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I also said less mayonnaise.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Ten in the morning. By the way, ten in the morning.
That was my secret sauce. It wasn't matter. It was
it's ten in the morning. I'm not making your burger
at ten in the morning.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I'll make you one at twelve day.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
She's putting dietary restrictions on my body.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Came in, you had a body, you had uh, Sarah
came in cheddar chips, you had what else said?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You just had rice pudding? Right, and then it just
came in went straight in my kitchen.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
And see Brady has all the trash in a coupeard
and I love it.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's not trash, It's like it's for you don't have
to eat all once. And then the worst thing is
he left the bag open on the chips. You always
rolled down the bag or you can't come into my home.
Oh yeah, yeah, so you'll get a burger when it's lunchtime.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
No one gets burgers for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I'm not just sit around all day.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Hello, lunchtime is in an hour.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
You'll be here. You're gonna be fine. Oh Jesus, you
really have an eating disorder.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Issues a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I haven't completely your.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Fault from my fatty issues.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I mean, it's fine as long as you don't make
that face.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And look at the video wepisode. My tits are out today.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh my god, he's got a tip issue too.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
AnyWho, so guess what what? White Loatus still sucks and
it's episode four.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
The hell?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Nothing has happened except that Dick came out this season.
I mean this episode The Dick, which was not great.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, but it was just a little too.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Why did you pause it and like, really go for it?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I didn't because I didn't like it the first time
I saw it.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I gave me PTSD from when I was little, because
my dad used to wear those dove and dolphin shorts.
Do you know those? You don't know where dove shirts are?
They're like if you okay, if you're I'm not a boomer,
but if you're a little bit older like me, we
had these little tiny shirts that were called dove shirts
and then dolphin rip them off from a dolphin shirts
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and they're really really short and silky. And we used
to go to the river to go on the wave
runners and my dad just sit and have a beer. Yes,
we thought my dad's business our whole lives.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Why didn't we went underwear underneath them?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
We were going in the river.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
But you can still wear underwear. I wear under Let's
call him and ask him because I wear underwear. Member Jake,
what it was something we wanted to talk about?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
God, we're talking about my enis stop. We should call
my dad and skin like why he didn't wear Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Do you want to call him now?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yeah? But he just had surgery, so he might be
in a bad mode.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, on isn'ne.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Yeah we've called him before.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Okay, so even Parka Posi, who is amazing, they're giving
nothing to literally nothing do you know what was better
than the entire season? Her on the Today Show or
Good Morning America doing the accent that then went viral
and everyone's like obsessed with it because she was like
hyper no and then boodism. She was pretending to do
the accent. But it was so funny because how extra
she she seems like she's on like out.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Of it exactly.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
So she was on the Today Show and I can't
stop watching that clip of her.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
That was better than the.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Entire However, really hating on it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I'm sorry, but it was such a great show.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Do you have the best actors in it? Like across
the board? So they really need to.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
How many writers they have written?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Well, how many episodes are there? Maybe it's just a
slow start.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I'm hoping so because we're four episodes in.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, it's well, you've seen a penis.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's happened.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
So those girls, they kind of seem a little bit
tragic now when they were in the town squirting them
with guns?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Why did they but why did they send that guy?
Send them to the old people resaw it to say, well,
guess what you were? You had a good where you
had it. The grass isn't greener.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh I like that you're reading between the lines.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Well, I got to do something. It's so boring. Why
the fuck what you send them there?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Also, I really like that girl's boyfriend still, that's.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
For sure, unless he thinks they're that old.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh yeah, because he's quite young.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
He's young maybe when.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Younger people always think everyone's a million. Yeah, the youngest anyway.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
But I mean, honestly, what we wanted to keep recapping
white letters? But what the fuck is there to talk about? Honestly?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Well, I can say that the Swarzenegger kid, he looks
like he might have a little weight in his drawers.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well, you saw it in one of the first episodes.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
He saw his penis, Like, yeah, I did not when
the incest is Best was happening.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, brought. I was watching him walk to the bathroom.
You saw in the mirror.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh yeah, I am little bit but not really.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
But I find him very attractive, do you.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I don't like his characters do she character?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
She is?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I know, so it's hard for me to find him attractive.
I find that sometimes I find the younger day one attractive,
like super attractive.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Really, Yeah, it's so creepy.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I think he's eighteen.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
He is cute though, Yes, he is cute, although that
feels weird.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Even cute, I find him attractive. I never I didn't
want to fuck.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Him anyway, so I thought we'd skip right over to
Beverly Hills then, which also nothing.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, oh, let's actually not do Beverly Hills. Did you
watch watch What Happens Live with Anita last night?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yes? I did catch some of it. The Mauricia, Well, no,
they definitely fucked. I don't know if she's committing to
him long term, no, but.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
She got real cool way about it, and she's like,
are you seeing someone? She's like maybe.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Did you notice though, as well, that she she was
like he was holding the camera like he was the
one that wanted to write.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Exactly he was the camera man.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yes, well if I was out there too, exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Well, Anita doesn't. She's the biggest Latin, I know, star
in the world or whatever.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Like she has well that's I mean she has, there's
other she's Brasilian and biggest one.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yeah, and so she's like out there in town because
their friend tells it too.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
But she made that I found it so interesting that
she made that mention that.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Hold the camera well, hello, if two hot girls are
in towers around me, I would be like, yeah, let's
get this.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
In the middle of your divorce to your wife, where
you know it's going to get a lot of traction.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Here guys are sucking assholes.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
They don't. I'm not saying Ruis is an asshole. He's
a nice guy, but he I think, well, I think
they But it was Kaul's idea to separate. They've been
separated for a long time before it came out. Well, so,
I mean like when I when I was separated and
we were going to get a divorce, I fucked.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Also, it is a double standard because Kyle was very
much into the fact of that she was in a
lesbian romance and throwing that all over town.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
It wasn't a thing, right, so it's like, come on, Plus.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
He's jealous of that. Was like I could not care.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
I'm sorry, Like, is like.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Such a bird I would be dying.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
And even last night she was shady.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
She was definitely letting people know because.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
He said are you dating anyone?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah? And then are you going just like I don't
know exactly.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
She said that he was still texting her.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
They were text all the time.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
I mean I read into it that they are still.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Fucking And what if that Marie and you did anything.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I would never know. Even if Kyle and I hated
each other, which she don't. Even if we did, I
would that's just.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Not I was just trying to catch you in a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
I know I said I was a joke.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
When she said something mean about me, I'm like, okay,
I slap then, but I didn't mean it.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Always going for the jugular. You are an Absolutely, I.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Wouldn't do I say things I like to if you
if you receiving. Remember when I fired you?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I fired you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I was like, and I tried to get out of
the car while we were driving. Okay, let's not tell me.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Read my shirt?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
What stoneup? Bitch? Number one?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I used to make these T shirts and then so
I put starter wife hashtag number one because I was
the first wife and that means I was number one.
I'm number one.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
That's why I still have them to wear them, because
they didn't stop.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Was right?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
You hit me?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Squo there my nipples.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh no, that's too.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Hot, that's just hair.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
But you signed he signed a waiver, so we don't
even have each.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I never even signed.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I have it.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I guess what we're going to do today.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Oh, Ryan rises, Okay, Ryan's roses.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You've got to get into it. It's so good.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
And then we realized it's on YouTube. People record the
episodes and throw them up there. So I'm very excited
about that because there's drama in that. Okay, guys, And
until you tell us which show we're covering next, I
think it was a good idea. People really into it. Actually,
some people actually said in the comment section on YouTube,
I'm here for the White Lotus reviews, but it's just.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Not enough meat on the bones at the moment.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Yeah, we're going to keep watching it.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
It's like Cheetahs, an episode of Cheetas. We're going to
get into this, Yeah, commentary exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Hold on, Like.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Okay, so I forget their names.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Gloria and John.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Okay, so Gloria and John bad names, guys.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I'm just sorry. It's like John Doe and Gloria.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
You know that, Like, har that's my own housepaper, and
don't I do not like her. So, Gloria is really
worried that her husband is having an affair with a
family friend, and the reason she's worried is because she
went through his phone. Yes, that is a problem right there.
That is that is what do you call it? A?
That is a that's what that's wrong. So if you
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go through someone's phone, no matter what, you're going to
find someone something. If you're looking for it, you're going
to find it, even if it's nothing. So that's her fault, Gloria,
you're nuts. But now you can tell the rest of
his story.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Okay, he was aggressively flirting with this girl that's a
family friend at for.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Like so for like a year he was texting back
and forth with the family friend and the wife said
she was he was aggressively flirting with her, which I
would like to know what that means, because the wife
seems a little ditzy. So she decided, in order to
find out if they were actually having a relationship, and
she said the family friend's always really lovely and nice
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to her, she would text on his phone to see
what she responded, and she texts, like some really inappropriate
things and can you send me pics?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, and then and then she said you have a
wife and she wrote.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
So ane that to me is like she's she might
be crazy. So my take so far is that Gloria
is a nut job and that maybe you know you say,
like I say, Handsome, that this is a problem for
me with my some of my lawyers. I call everyone
handsome on my phone because I can't remember who I'm
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talking to. I'm like, hey, hands them whatever. So I
so they're about to call whatever John Doe and find
out if who sends the roses to My take is
Gloria's nuts, but John shouldn't be texting a family friend
like that. But it's also if you go through someone's phone,
you're gonna fucking find something.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Okay, what he's.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Doing, he's just sending her in appropriate messages. They've been
talking for like a year and it goes and every
time I talk to him, my buddy, he's like, oh no,
that's just how we talked.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Well, we've always been like this since we were teenagers.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
And told me just throwing it up to him, and
he's even said something like that there is a line that.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
They would never cross, and that's just weird.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, flush fauz. I So the fact that he's being
very transparent and honest with her is not a red
flag to me. But if I was the wife. I
would say, don't fucking do it. It bothers me. Cut
that off. You just don't do that. You're married. You're married, man,
You're you need to be considerate, and my feelings are
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stop it.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Let's get into that here in just a few minutes,
and we're going to find out. You just want to
know what name is going to come out of his mouth?
First thing you don't know? Stand by, Gloria.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
I read that. I read about an injury being twitting.
You'll find out just reading my book and you'll find
out all about it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Ryan's roses and here we go. Gloria. She found her husband.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Was a family friend, not a family friend, and sitting
hard on this person.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He denied it, but she found it. It's what's up.
She was going through his phone. She found this is
what's happen.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
What's happen is the safest way to touch it, and
you cannot get in trouble.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Her name is kek.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I mean her real name is like Patine or something,
but she goes like kiky.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Oh no, she might take her over.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
There is Catherine Key, I was the other person or
you right?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
But if you so hitting on her, then he's geting.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah, he's being honest about it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I guess it's just because he's denying, and I don't
want to feel stupid.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You're already stupid saying.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Oh, this is just how we talk.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
He's a mini second.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
We're going to dial them up here, just needs to
say Ryan, you mind fermish the call, and then your
husband's name.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I think they might both be stupid. But if you're cheating,
I'm sorry. What guy leaves their phone around? My ex
husband had dose telephones and he guarded those with his
fucking life. He would never leave a phone around, and
there were two like ever, I would never even if
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I like picked up his phone. One time in the
hotel room. I did pick up his phone and I
was looking to see if you're still texting Leanne.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
And guess what A text came through when.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
I was sitting on the toilet. I was not using
the bathroom. I just stole some where he was in
the shower and it was his friend Dave. I missed you.
When did I get to see you again?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
He had her.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
In the phone under Dave, which that was the only
time I went through some. But I had already caught
him cheating and he was we were going to therapy
and fixing things. So anyway, that was you get what
you asked for. She's fought.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Lady, you're so mean to my dog.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
She's a puppy. She's just more than moon. Just sits
there with a ball and barks.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
Is this John?
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Yeah, my name is Kenny. How you doing this morning?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Great?
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Great?
Speaker 9 (18:42):
We're actually offering a free promotion of a three dozen
red roses that you can send anybody that you'd like.
You're absolutely free. I don't need anything from you, just
the name of the person.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
So this is this is the truth. So straight guys
listen to you, Howard started in the morning talk radio.
They're not listening to one or two point seven because
Jake and I have this issue, like we talked about it.
I'm like, they need to come up with something better
than the fucking roses. How does not everyone know about
the roses anymore? And then we realized, straight, I don't
listen to to Kiss. They listen to like hard rock
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or talk radio, and they're stupid. Right, go on, but seriously, yes, idiot.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
It's a promotion that we do about once a month
trying to get new customers.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And if you like our arrangements. We hope that you
come back as a customer one.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Day scam likely Okay, Now, like to like pay a
service fee or something.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
No, fie your credit card and phone, don't need anything
like that.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Cash.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
We can just start with the name of the person
you want to send them to, and then we can
write a note. I can have these delivered today by
around lunchtime, or choose.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
A different day.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
That's okay, all right?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Yeah, well okay, well continued to kik.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I know the spell is k e y k e
y like kiki k e y k e y Okay,
And what do you what do.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
You want to find on the card?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Okay, I'm sorry. My wife's texted you.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
But you're making it impossible.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
What did you say the whole time, literally for the
entire thing, that note.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
With flowers John, your voice be broadcasting.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
What do you say?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
You're making it We already heard that.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
Okay, you said that note with flowers John, your voice
be broadcasting the radio.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
I don't know. Okay, I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I'm trying.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
I'm trying. You're making it impossible, she said, leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
That is what she's saying.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
I don't know. Okay, I'm trying, but you're making it impossible.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Oh okay, that she wants the leader alone.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
I have Tania myself Whist with you on the air,
and we've got your wife, Gloria, your wife, Gloria John
on the other end.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
So you're trying to he he's making it impossible.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
What are you trying to do?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
John?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Your wife?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
So could you keep with his line and be with this?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
What?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
No?
Speaker 7 (21:49):
No, no, no, he's a friend of mine.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I know in my whole life.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
That's just mm hm.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Family.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
You're hitting on your what's up?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, you're obviously your your your wife Gloria is seeing
you your text messages, hitting on this other and whatsappen.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
We know all about the messages. We know about the messages.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
We know you just saying roses to Kekeys saying, I'm
trying to make it impossible. What it sounds like to
me is you're trying to see her, but Key's making
it impossible by doing something good to your husband John,
because he's cheating on you alone.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
He's just a liar.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You're saying all this, and I saw you texting her.
You've been trying to get with her. Thank you, because
now I.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Have the damn roofs okay, ye.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Are doing?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Doesn't want absolutely.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Sent her.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You're right, he doesn't want.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
That's why even when she texts you have a wife
and she's like yeah, and exactly.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
So the wife opened the door for to go to
the next level on his phone and Keithy is like, whoa,
back it up, motherfucker. You're married. And so now he's
gonna send roses because he's trying to get in the
pussy geeze.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And she she knew along, which is why she was.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
But that's my whole thing is though she knew this
whole time, I.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Would have them aggressively fled my.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Point and he said, I'm not going to not if
you've been trying to stay faithful, but she's so hot
it's making it a possible.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No, no, it doesn't matter about you didn't send your
wife as flowers sitting on somebody.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Or what'sappen John, just fess up. It'd be easier.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
No, No, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
He's like, I want to hit it already.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I haven't cheated.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, I want to get our family together, mine and
key family together.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
This is a good one.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Guid what.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
It has been.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Happening for over a year.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You were out of your mind, honestly, your hair and fray.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
She thinks I bought it, okay, right, Sometimes Rang goes
off the rails.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
He really holds it to the fire. He's like, so
you know, you're a fuck rat.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
It's like, it's like not even like there are some
crazy bitches.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Actually I go on there and Jake and because Jake
and I listen in the car every morning when we
go to school, so every other week I listen because
I'm not in the car the other like, and JCB's
got his fucking license because he's gonna be eighteen next month.
Can you believe that you are not?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
But I'm sorry, okay.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
So my point on this is she knew that it
was happening, She saw it happening. She baited the other woman.
The other one did not take the bait. So the
other woman clearly wants to keep it a friendship that's flirty,
which I flirt with my friends with they're all day
so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
I like this other woman, are you too?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
She's like, whoa, you took it exactly?
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Yeah, you know Kiki's listening because she's a woman.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
We all listen.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Yes, Oh, these guys are so stupid.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
He's like, if it was, it's not opening now, you
dumb us. You don't even listen to.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Exactly know, and everyone knows you're not getting it from God.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
He deserves her own show.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Put my competer on the floor because lady gets very
jealous and she jumps on it. She thinks it's like
something that is for her.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I love that recap one. Okay, let's do it enough,
should we got? Should we?
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Okay, so we've only started listening to like the first
couple of seconds, and then we just realized, okay, yes,
this lady was calling her was on echoes to check.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Okay, so her dog was sick and that's the dog
in the kitchen because she didn't want to throw up
on the carpet, so she said that she called her
echo to.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Check on her dog.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Wait, dogs don't talk number one.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Fucking or they're vomiting, though you could hear them.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
And that's that's just a brandow.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Secondly, you can call, you can call and listen to
your house.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
And your husband was doing this for sure, because at
one point I get really parent into the app.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Okay, so anyway, but honestly, you can go in there
and you can choose which day you could choose, like, oh,
Friday's recording because they just record constantly in the background
because they're listening for if you say hello Alexa or whatever,
so like that's why they.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
So if you want to go in there and listen,
you can.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
So I knew that was the thing that I didn't
know you could actually just press a button and be
like listening in real time to your house. So creepy
and plus people in my I'm just wanted to count.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
You're definitely on everyone's online and trudging things online. But
that said, sorry, Alexa started to be my friend, and
so now I don't like, no, no, no, she doesn't listen
to me. And then I'm like, so it's got friendly
with her. I'm like, hey girl, Hey Alexi, hey girl,
what's up? And she's like, good morning, Brandy, and then oh,
(27:25):
it's a little bit crazy. And then she's like, do
you know that you're out of such and such? How
do you know I'm out of all their milk? Alexa,
your bitch. I'll get around to it.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
My friends doesn't talk.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Okay, let's keep going.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
I tell you, I definitely heard her jiggle.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Thought I was going to be she had a woman's voice.
That's odd because you've gone home.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
I mean I asked him, I said, did you stop
home today? And she said, yeah, he came home to,
you know, get some lunch because his meeting got canceled.
And directly asked, did bring anyone with him?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
And he said no, okay, to stop.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Okay, so she doesn't trust her husband. Straight away he
clearly said, yes, I stopped home for lunch. Would you
bring a woman home for lunch to your house? I'm
sorry if I'm cheating, I'm not bringing anyone into my house.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Some people are stupid because what if the.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Wife comes home sick for work, or what if the kid?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You know, I have heard of all sorts of stories
like that.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
It's very common because you would be surprised how many
people want to say one hundred bucks on hotel.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Yeah, I mean it does. It costs money to cheat sometimes,
so you just want to be able to get well.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
I hear that you can go and like look at
houses and say, oh, we need time alone, and then
this is where I used to think, because I was
dating a real ESTA agent, I used to think that
he sucked people in the houses he was showing he did. Yeah, right,
and then it was.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Just super awkward.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
So you know he's lying too because you heard Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
I don't know, yeah, an, I mean, it may not
be anything, but that's maybe.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
I don't know. Maybe that's not related, but maybe it is.
But maybe he was so focused on whoever she.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Was that she didn't even think to let our sick
dog out.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I never thought.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Maybe he could.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Definitely after seven years, Like, that's why has caught me
so off guard.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I thought we had a perfectly healthy relationship.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
She also thought her dog and talked.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
And doing really well, And I just I never would
have suspected something like this.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I think and call your husband, okay, I think she's reaching,
and I think he would have been dishonest about well. Obviously,
if she said, did you happen to stop home today,
he was like, oh, I have to say yes otherwise,
Like what was she Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I don't think she had a woman's voice. Did he
say that he wrote a friend?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
No, he said it didn't, but he had the on
and I'm sorry, I can open the door right now,
and my dogs would look at me and go, fuck
you bitch. I'm not going out because it's raining.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Sick dogs might not want to go out.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
We can find out. This is Ryan's roses.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
That's I'll tell you now.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
If you just got here, you're going to hear the
call husband of ten years I need to see and
then your husband's name.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Go ahead, Ryan, you have my permission to call.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
I let that now, Nicholas.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
She was which is in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
I think he has voice and.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
A woman giggling.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
She asked him about to He denied all of it,
but she heard it, so she knows a woman was
there when she was away.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
She checked in with the device.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah, that is odd. So first of all, I always
told Jake this and he says I'm wrong. But if
the man's name is a Latin name, they always cheat.
I was married to a Latin man and I dated
mostly Latin men, and they've all cheated. But yeah, it's
a it's a but it is a stereotype for a reason.
(31:11):
So usually it was like Roberto or you know, Hector,
something like that.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Cheating.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
They're cheating, Eduardo, cheater.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
I'm worried about us talking this because it's fine because
then Ryan who was there, he.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Didn't let the dog out, so he was distracted by
somebody dog's sick.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Chelsea, good luck.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I think sometimes they give bad advice and ruined people's lives.
Oh yeah, I need.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Can I speak to Nick?
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Please speaking?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
My My name is Bethany. I'm calling from not Cheating.
Speaker 7 (31:53):
I can already tell I'm just fine. Thank you, fantastic asking.
Speaker 9 (31:58):
So the reason I'm calling is and we're offering a
free promotion. It's a dozen red roses that you can
send up anybody that you'd like.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
They're absolutely free. I don't need any sort of.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Info from you, cash, credit carding for or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Just the name of the person you want to send
them to.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Nick is Gay.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Wow, that is a lot of information.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
It's just it's just a three dozen red roses that
you can sever I want.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Okay cool. Can you send them to an office or
does it have to be at the house.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, I can send them to an office.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
That's no problem. Why don't we start with the name.
We're listening, Tolse.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Can we do John Chelsea?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Mm hmm, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
I'm just I told you he's not who's boring.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Thank you for always being my rock, my right Nick
ros Nick's.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
Podcast on the radio. I'm just gonna to your eye.
You do have yes, sir, we do have Chelsea, your
wife on the line.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
He knew he's he's gay. He listens, but I'm going
to be directed with you. Nick.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
We're not so sure that's why they heard a girl's
boys gay.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
God, he brought his hag on.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Oh my god, he's smart and he listens to Ryan
is way too chirppy and I he already sounded like
he was on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Guy speaking.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I can't stand.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Well, give me.
Speaker 8 (33:38):
Nick.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Your wife asked us to call you because she.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Through your device in the kitchen, she heard you with
another woman while she was away at work.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Well, the dog wasn't feeling well.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
The dog wasn't let out, so you were distracted, she
told us and you.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
She knows someone else there. She heard it through the TV.
I'm not making.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Wednesday when Ziggy was sick and you came home and
you didn't let her out.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
Upset, I was, oh my god, Okay, listen, I can
explain this.
Speaker 7 (34:23):
I want to be really clear from the outset. I
promise you I am not having an.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Affair with a one.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Okay, I got into a little car accident the other day.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
What, No one was hurt, But he's a liar.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
It was my fault and there was a little damage
to my car.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
He's afraid of you, Chelsea.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
That was the insurance aggestor. They offered to come and
take a look at the damage.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You're lying because I didn't even see damage on your car.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Uh, that's a good lie.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
This is getting so so.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
First of all, she's mean, yeah, and like if I
got in a car, well, actually, when I got in
a car accident, Eddie was mad about the car. Oh
we got back to Eddie.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
But but I love that.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
She's like, you didn't take the drm dog got two
years from now. You remember when you went home and
the dog was sick and you didn't take the dog.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
She's a little bit mean. Yeah, if you're afraid to
tell something about a car accident, there accidents.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Listen, it's in the corner.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
You would never walk by when I'm getting it fixed
when I'm out of town next weekend, so you would
never notice. Why would you.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Keep that from your wife because she's a bit Why
wouldn't you tell me because you're it's scary and.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Are going to go up and you're always saying that
I'm one too much when I'm driving.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
That caused the accident?
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Obviously she is mean.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
It was like, is that what caused the accident? Yep,
So now I am no, God, Chelsea, you're a night man.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Not I told you.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I told you one undred trying.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
That's why he didn't tell you, Mitch.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Conversation with you it was a accidents any night.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
I mean, honestly, I don't know. I probably just said
something funny, but I mean, really, it's easy to prove
its funny.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Execute it to prove.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Now, come to my house to check. Literally, he's not.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
To be a gesture. He's just definitely afraid of you.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Chelsea. You need therapy, Chelsea, Well they have.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
That was ryn.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Guys, let us know if you want us to do more,
usually a single person. If you want us to do
this again, you have to go and comment on the YouTube,
so then we know if this was usually the guys.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
The guys usually do shrugs. But in these two instances,
I have to say the wives are a little fucking
nuts because the first wives had all the information, you know,
the first one.
Speaker 10 (36:58):
Might had all the information she needed inappropriate text make
a stop. And the second one is that she's just
me and your husband. If you can't tell your husband
you had an accident. Mason literally totaled my car, which
was new, and all I cared about was if he
was okay.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
That was it wasn't even mad.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
He's a really bad driver too.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
All right, see you next week, guys. Hi, guys, Oh.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
My god, are you watching the Denise Switcher show?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
Do you know that she wouldn't have a show if
I didn't tell what happened.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Between the bus exactly. I'm saying she hadn't quit Beverly
Hills because we slept together. Then she wouldn't have her
own spin off show. So I feel like I deserve
a producer credit, and I feel.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Like maybe there'll be a read. What are they talking
about you the other day?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
No, I heard from a friend by the way that
there's a thing at washtrat Happens Live that this guy
I know, I know, I know, but there's a thing
at watch Amand's Live that they're not allowed to mention
my name on air.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Too controversial.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
He used to talk about me constantly, but I got it.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I guess we're losing ratings by not bye all right by.
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