August 25, 2023 • 63 mins
In this episode, Brandi and James are at it again, providing candid and playful commentary as they re-watch an episode of Real Housewives of New York. From their inner fashion police critiquing the blinding display of jewelry to culminating in humorous takes on the show's party and relationship drama, these two are reality TV gold. Together, they dissect on-screen relationships, share humorous observations about school applications, navigate the comedy of parenting and emotional meltdowns, delve into party interactions, and offer unfiltered commentary on the show's events. Stay tuned for this entertaining tandem!
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Straw Hut Media. Yeah, canbe fast forward through the commercials or no,
I don't think you can. Yougotta wait. It's only fifty seconds.
Wow from straw Hut Media. Thisis Brandy gland Bill funny film.
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I'm sorry, I'm starving. Ineeded my pizza. Pizza. This is
so fun. Our chemistry, Iwas gonna say, which contradicts our chemistry
is so real, especially with youeating well, I'm hungry. Eating.
Eating is cheating. Eating is cheating. Sometimes you got to do it.
I was just kidding, JK.So yes, I'm very excited to watch
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these with you. I mean,we have opinions. I've already watched most
of them, but I'm going torewatch some of them. Go to our
favorite parts. Let's see what wehave to say, otherwise we'll be here
for fucking ever. Everyone's just beendying hear what we have to say?
Hello, I am, I am. Let's start with New York House Wild.
Oh wait, wait, that meaninghow old do you think everyone is?
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Oh that's a good question. Okay, so I think they are.
I mean it Rain, it's anage range because it's Jennet, the girl
that the lesbian. Yeah, okay, so she's older, so she'll be
okay, but I'm supposed to guess. Okay, but you already knew that,
No, I didn't. I wasgoing to say a little bit older
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than Okay, so I think probablythe youngest is thirty four, thirty four?
Yeah, maybe, yeah, definitely. Britain has so much chrisma.
I'm falling more and more in lovewith her every day, like I need
to be a friend. Yes,she just like effortlessly is always on the
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move like somehow, but like it'slike the way that she just uses all
like her body language is hot.Going back to a fake age. Okay
to fifty, yes, okay,so everyone's I think everyone's had thirty.
I guess thirty five to forty.Yeah, but I think Erin's probably either
thirty nine or forty, right,I don't know. But her kids are
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still really little. That's why Ialways judge you on my cow's little the
kids are, because I don't reallyknow how old anyone is. She's forty,
all right, So thirty four tofifty this is our new age range
that we're guessing. And let's getthis party started. When you want to
when you have some I'm eating it'ssecret ingredient. Darling, it's me.
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My lashes maybe fake, but Idefinitely keep it real. I'm a New
York The fact that this vigil we'rein half shirt gives me life brings the
flap. It's not my fault.You don't have any take in New York.
There's a lot of So I likeher a lot more. Si is
like you love her? She's growingon me. Yes, although I checked
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her Instagram. She's an influence offull time right, Like, isn't the
whole thing? She has less followsthan you. It's not about how many
followers your Habit's about who follows you. Apparently that's what I heard from Caroline
Standsbury, So she would know.Does she have less follows than you?
I don't know. I'm as badas other bunch. I love and I'll
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date your dad. I'll date yourdad. Why? And she find to
live and she'll date well, she'lldate anyone. And she literally every second
word that comes out of her mouthis like is he single? Or can
I like it? Yes? I'mthere for it. Okay, let's get
into it. So a dear friendof ours is having a tenth anniversary party.
It's a huge party. It's gonnabe downtown. I would say it's
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creative black tie. But they're verylike cool you sir. See. They
used to have a relationship, andI'm surprised that that's a thing. I
mean, do they or they justlike bonding over like high end clothing.
I think, I don't know thatthat counts as a relationship. Yeah,
but I mean that's her one putup with each other, that's her one.
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Ally. I mean, I feellike Bryn, as much as we
lover, is probably just caught upin her a little world and she doesn't
really care what's going on. She'slike, oh, look a person that
looks familiar. I'll say, hi, perfect. Yeah. You know that
Bryn wears her blade cap that Iwear all the time, my blade cap
from when I was in the Hamptons. I fly from New York to the
Hamptons because it's weight easier and it'sblade And Bryn is copying me because I
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always wearing my blade cap. Idefinitely I'm trying to give you whatever.
Yeah I am. I know youwent on a date like this week,
right, yes, And I lefthim at a party. I just got
worn. I was like, I'mgonna leave so I just laughed. He
was he like, where are you? Well? I texted him when I
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got home and I was like,oops, I left. Wait a minute,
Why would you go to a partyon a date. I feel like
a date needs to be more intimate. Yes, a little bit, No
I do, but I kind oflike, yeah, I mean, you
can leave when he's got other peoplearound him, but like on a one
on one you're kind of trapped.Maybe yeah, it's safer, a lot
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safer. I mean the party safer. Yeah, if you're going to leave,
well, maybe she was testing thewater with him. Let's go to
this party. Yeah, okay.So I like Brend a lot. She's
super cute to me and sexy.No I thought you said you liked her.
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I love her? No, Ido. I love her. I
love everything about her. I thinkshe like is definitely has charisma. She's
got something about her that just likeI can't take my eyes off her.
The way she really like the wayshe's like cheeky with like every single body,
everyone's husbands. I love it.How do you guys even know each
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other? Oh? We met yearsago? Actually, what it is,
yeah, Chrince Albert. It wasPrince Albert the environment thing, and that's
we've been best friend ever since.That was a little bit upity. I
didn't know. I love that,Like what charity was that like? And
I like uber but like really,I mean she's with Jacob, but Jeweler,
you have to be a little extra. I'm getting more pizzas. I'm
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so hungry. I'm still mad atover that though. Really, yeah,
is that like Prince Albert counseled orsomething? I madam, I have pictures
with them? What sort of picturesexactly? I mean, your your stuff
is really thank you, and Iwill make sure that you were something special
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for this body. Thank you.That is oh my god. Like I
know you're borrowing it, but Ifeel bad for him. He's gonna have
to buy it expensive. They're notokay, let's clear. Right now is
not the time to be walking aroundtripping. I mean, she has a
security guard with a I don't care. I would shoot a security guard and
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then shoot her in the leg.Well, she's it's rented. No,
it's borrowed, girl, Okay,rented. She can't rent that. That's
what I mean. It's borrowed.It's not hers. But that's what I'm
saying. That's It's just it's alittle like I feel like, although her
husband buys her a ring later,I have so much to say about you
can't Oh okay, sorry, Ithink you should do this. Oh oh
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no, really okay, I'm lovingUba right now for bringing me. Like
if anyone else was like, oh, I'm going to take you to get
millions of dollars worth of diamonds sothat you're tripping at your anniversary party,
wouldn't believe them. But it's Uba. I have how much here? Okay?
Wow? I already felt like amillion bucks, but now I feel
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like two and a half. Thisis a little ostentatious. Yeah, I
feel like, Okay, guys,there's people dying and without water and food.
I know, but Jacob's got tomake more money. Well, I
mean I don't does he mat doeshe need to make my money? I
don't know. I mean, youknow, what jewelry is a huge markup,
so yes, probably you know.I mean what you can get if
you have like a private jeweler that'sin the know, that's a friend,
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Like yeah, because Jacob makes Imean whatever it say, you buy something
for two hundred thousand, he's gettingit for like ten yeah, yeah,
and ripping out some of the diamondIt's just every third one just getting allegedly
it's fine, we're here for it. Oh wait is mad because we don't
have it. I don't. Idon't really love to be like covered in
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jewels. I've never been that girl. I used to have a chipad watch
as a young like, but itwas embarrassing because I was like Thursday for
girls. Yes, and my momwanted she wanted another girl. It was
actually diamond crusted all the way aroundand it were sused to say, watches
her for everyone. No, itended up getting taken from me. I
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was held at nine point. Wecannot be wearing the ship guys. Well,
I always knew I can't have nicethings, can't be trusted. It's
true. That's what my parents saidabout me too, too showy. People
used to say, look like Liberatiwalking around sixteen years old with Oh I
know right, those diamonds you can'tget them anywhere else. All right,
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let's go. No, I wantto see her and chat to wow brand.
You said you wanted to do somethingsomething black tie and honey, that
is it? Your body is We'reits ridiculous. Did you read Aaron's party
invite closely. Is there a penison that would be interesting? Did I
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get Yeah? I got it.Which is like a lot of like sponsors
at the bottom. This is likeshe's a buzzkill to just be around.
She's petty, petty, patty,watty patty. I feel like I'm being
so negative, but there's just nothingredeeming at the moment about her, and
she's us. She's really happy aboutsaying bad things about this other person.
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It's like this is her whole identity, is like, but she doesn't realize
she's doing it. I wonder whatI can't wait to see season two if
they have her like just be likeyeah, yeah, like Camill was totally
season two. Oh wow, Yeah, I don't have a feeling she'll be
single season two. Yes. Ihate to say it, but that is
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like it's eminent. But she doesn'teven like him either. Puppet Yeah,
I would murder you. I'm sosorry with Nig, but this is exactly
how it looks like. It's justyeah, sorry, but the sponsors thing.
I mean, if he gives ashitt just go to a party,
be quiet. Yeah, Okay,I don't recognize any of these friends.
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It's like a Coachella poster was likebrought to you by Come on, don't
be bad. I mean, look, they're the ones with the house in
the Hampton's not me, so donot stoop to her level. Come on,
she's trying to get that's what miseryloves company. She's trying to bring
brand down to the misery branding isa good time. Girl, do not.
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But you know what, maybe thiswhat's it good? What's the name
of the girl that we've been slaggingJackal Jessel? Jessel Jessel Jessel never forgot
what I was gonna say, Butnow I know her name, which is
great. Let's move. I amI gonna have to pay for bottle service
at this party. You may haveto do. You know I promoted to
woke you in. What is this? What are we walking into? How
are you been? I've been crazyyesterday. You are so stressed. I
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was not in a good mood.I was really well. You showed up,
you were a really good friends.I felt like if I didn't comment,
would leave kind of send you likea bad message. I'd rather be
friends with Jessel than be like pissedoff by her all the time, with
all her stupid comments. I don'tneed to hold the scratch. So right
now, Jessell and I are good. I want to have fun with her
at my party and move on.But like she also made a comment like
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I'm a woman who supports women,like insinuating that I don't. Yeah,
but you just yeah, you callwomen names like all hacks gonna be like
and how is the downfall Vincince cacklinghack? I felt like there was some
unresolved like stuff between us. Iwanted to squash it. Did you actually
apologize for the cackling? I think, because I do think you should like
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actually apologize for that. So Ithink we'll do it right after this when
she says about the apology and we'llstop it. Well, I feel like
my my apology on Thursday at atmy event was all inclusive apology, you
know what I mean? Or no? Do you think I had to like
what I mean? I literally waslike, I'm yeah, I don't understand
all inclusive apologies. It's not aray apology. All inclusive. It's like
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a resort where you get everything atonce. But it's just it's like,
just like I can't remember how manythings I'm apologizing because I've been blanket apology.
I've been a horrible person. It'sgonna say, but I don't want
to go that route. You thinkshe want to win more friends because she's
quite insecure, kind of solo onher own. Yea gained some allies.
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That's I guess what she's trying todo here. But by bringing brend to
her level, yeah, you havea promoter walk you in Like, that's
just come on, we're not inhigh school. It was like, I'm
so sorry for apology that I gave. That is all. Oh, it's
is this the buffet incus? Ithink I could bring it up again.
I'm not going to bring it upagain. I apologized, I put a
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bad daid over it. Maybe thingsof bubbling under the surface, but at
this point I'm just moving on.Life's too short, you know. And
she made an effort and thank you. But let me just be clear.
She's had a problem with you,she's had a problem with I. Jenna
left her house. She has aproblem with me, Like, yeah,
I don't think it's us. It'sa common phenomena. Don't let her get
in your ahead. And she's atoxic Yes, favorite you love her.
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She is I almost went up toKen the other day of it, like
we love Ken but whatever. Hewas probably never find howm the denominated see
like, she's like she's got friend'slittle brain thinking too much? No,
not on my table. Real,you've got to be choking? Okay for
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break? So what are you doingin commercials? Ryan? Honestly, we
didn't really think of it. Doesthat work writing now? The way I
started tearing up? Really? Thankyou? Yeah, he's getting more comfortable
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with the count. Tell him howmuch I love him. However that comes
out, hopefully it's received well.And we got married pretty young? Are
you are a baby? We're twentyfour, twenty five, twenty five.
We barely knew each other. I'dproposed you after nine months even I just
kind of locked eyes and we understoodeach other on a level that can't really
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explain. We're like opposites but oddlysimilar. He's more calm, I'm more
crazy, he's relaxed. I'm anoverdrive. We have really good balance.
That's why we work. I don'tthink people realize how important it is to
be friends. Like if we weren'tmarried, like I think we would be
friends. God stop. That isthe kiss of death that when people say,
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I don't know, this is howI feel like. You know,
I think that we would be reallygood friends, like your friends first,
No, you're fucking lovers first,and then you like each other a lot.
But there is a friendship that billhopefully. Yeah. But I just
feel like she's really pushing the friendsthe friendship vibe. I think she's trying
to sell to us that they arelike and that they're gonna lost, which
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I do think that they will.Jewish Jewish people last longer in relationships than
non Jewish people. And you knowwhat's cute about it is she's a little
bit hotter than him. He's aboutif you have two Jewish people in a
relationship, they generally last longer thankey people that are not Jewish relationship.
No way, why is that?I just made it up. You always
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do that to me. Okay,So she's hotter than him and he's still
cute though, and he they bothplay the roles perfectly, like she's feminine,
kind of a little bit cool though, and then he's got that well
he's kind of masculine. Actually,no, he's trailing off actually, but
I love that from him at all, I really, I struggle with that
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part of it. I get masculinefrom her a little him. No,
I mean I do get that,like she's a boss bitch. That is
masculine energy too. You know.I'm like, fuck you, I got
the biggest dick in the room.Do that again. But I think these
guys are gonna last out of anyonein the season. They're not getting divorced,
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and they're never getting divorced. Butthat said, I think that this
the way they're talking to a lot. I love that we were just positive
about one thing. We love youguys, stay together. Please. I
couldn't be okay. I spend somuch time together, lovely. She's like,
we spend so much time together,thank you. I don't want to
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fuck you anymore. But he doesn'twant fruit. She's justifying with it has
sex anymore. But basically it wasjust a setup for please touch me until
that first of the month, thatday that we've scheduled, which is when
we have sex. But we areexactly and I feel her like that schedule,
that's my plane. He doesn't wantfruity. I think, don't hold
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on just on the rocks. Onthe rocks, do you want a big
rock or a bunch of ups.Oh I want a big rock too?
Is this waitress floating him in frontof her? I don't know. I
think that the way he said itwas more flirtatious than the waitress. She's
like, do you mind, I'msitting right here. I could save this
for your buddies. She's actually happyit's not her. She's like, oh,
this is perfect, so I won'teven have to do it next month.
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Yeah, exactly. Can you leaveyour number on the NETFID, please
schedule it in rock? I doactually wait? Get that away from me?
Is that real? I couldn't notget you a sick ring? That's
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what I mean about the masculine energy, though, is like, he's not
the most like masculine guy, buthe makes moves like that. That's a
power the rock. How could asick ring? Wait? He planned the
rocks thing. We're stid shit,want little rocks or a big rock?
And then she's like a big rock, and then que that she said big
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rock, and then he's like,you want a big rock? Weren't dumb?
That was a set up? Didthe waitress plan that? Yeah?
No, he planned it with theOh my god, we are so five
beats behind my god, we're isthis a joke? I'm almost but they're
flirting, like how much did youspend on this ring? Like where'd you
get the money for this? Holy? It was crazy? But she deserves
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it. I fig yeah, butmy dress is like I like her style.
I love you. He gives metake this with a grain of salt.
Man, China vibes, Man China, who vibes? Oh? Man,
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China vibes. We're kind of likea woman. Man. Well,
she's emasculating. Well that's the point. So I feel like they have a
little role reversal sitch. Well,they get work. They know they're rolls.
Like we're not saying it doesn't work. She big, Yeah, exactly,
I would like to have She's sofight no not no one wins when
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you're ready to get into more imOkay, that was clearly a joke that
Brent said to the husband when youget a divorce, Like, you don't
say that in front of someone unlessyou're fully joking. What does she say?
She goes, well, I'm like, I'm here when you get a
divorce? A right? I actuallylove that. Yeah, I love that.
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That's what those are. The cuteship that I love that she can
get away with. Right, Ido the same shit. Now, try
saying that around the girl Jacque Jacquelin, and imagine if she said that to
part It. That's a husband puppet. She craws, some puppet. Oh
no way, Yeah, it's sad. That's why you said. Okay,
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they hate each other so much together, they have kids together, and they're
supposed to be together. He's goingto Vietnam. So oh, here she
is, Hey, sweet, sorry, the kids are napping. I don't
want to scream. Can you comeout here for one second. I just
want to have you take a lookwith me. Is uh the school application
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stuff? Sure? What's going on? Did you get the application? We
had to email that Montessori school andI got the email, though, so
can you send it to me?Like, I don't think you understand like
the urgency of all this, Likewe have like less than two weeks to
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get these applications. In this preschool application process in New York's cra you
have to start years ahead of time. Preschool searched down to two I mean
I've narrowed it down to two schools. Pabbit has been sitting on his ass,
fiddling with his balls. We're goingto need to do like an imperson,
someone has to Yeah, exactly whenwe need to start like prepping just
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between us, like what realistically we'reable to do. So I love this
one because it is international for instance, like they have campuses and like Brazil's
a paolo. But she just explainedinternational to him. No, I get
that. But like they teach inMandarin and they teach in Spanish, so
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you're like immersed in this, likein this language. And I mean imagine
like okay, because speak Mandarin.Dropped off and shown her they do speak
English. What are you talking about? She looks so mad at him.
She was mad at him those secondhe came out of the room, Like
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you can see her face goes morerosy. She's just like she's angry.
She's like, why can't you seethat we need to level up our social
standing in life? Agreeing with me? She's mad that he's not wanting to
spend the money or see that sheneeds to level up because her whole identity
is based in what she has,who she knows, material things. So
that's usually the things you do whenwhen you have kids. It's really great
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because if you are of means youcan send them somewhere where you want to
be friends with the parents only forthat reason. Did you do that?
No, Eddie did that, butI didn't. Did you maintain any friendships?
Friends with people? So do youthink it was better or like was
it good? You know? Honestly, Jake started public high school today and
I'm so happy for him. Ohno, So I think that he's going
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to be with his friends and he'sgoing to have a great high school experience,
well rounded. Yeah, exactly needshe needs to get beat up,
let go. And then the secondone is a Montessori, which is actually
kind of cool because celebrities, techentrepreneurs. It's like a very very high
profile school about risk car drivers.You keep joking about this stuff, like
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we have to get this stuff inso I can get it. But they're
so young right now, I thinkyou need to like take a look and
see if this is like feasible.Oh so he makes crazy what sixty two
thousand dollars for what coloring? No? I mean, look, they give
materials, snacks, field trips,you get an iPad and you get an
Apple Mac if you join the school. Oh great, So basically she's paying
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pay my sixty eight thousand, allof membership to the parents, right to
the parents. And yeah, andshe's not running in the right circles that
she wants to right now, sobuy my way in right now. Little
does she know when she arrives atthe school and she acts the way she's
been acting, nobody's gonna want tobe friends with her. And she's only
going to meet nanny's anyway. Youdon't really bad things about her, but
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it's true. Yeah, she needsshe needs to maybe she in touch with
who she is. Yes, that'sridiculous. I mean, this is like
what it is, puppet like.It's something we really have to focus on,
and you need to like invest nowand imagine like you know, Tom
Cruise sent his kid here. Imean, you could be rubbing shoulders with
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that, and there is the proof. I mean, honestly, that was
so cream. She's in pr Iguess that's her life. I guess like
once her kids start talking back,she's going to be like, Okay,
humans to raise and maybe I shouldbe a better person. Yeah, well,
yeah, that's the right, becausewe don't little jackals running around.
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Its name, it's it's Jacko Jackaland puppet yeah, that's what you just
called them. Puppet. Yea,no, no idea. Where you go
to school is your status? Hedoesn't see it like that. Puppet thinks
in dollars. His Google is cheapest, best for everything, or best cheapest
for everything, But you cannot getthe best if you're cheap. Oh my
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god, they're asking for boards andorganizations. Are you part of anything except
for like the Fried Chicken Committee.Oh, we don't, Master of New
York City. They want a statementfrom us. What do you mean we
are interested in parents' thoughts about theirchild? Oh my god, which one
are you doing? I'm doing realright now. We're it was a thoughtful
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intelligence and socially inapt Is that aword? What does that mean? And
after means not capable? You're thesocially en after run, bitch, you
got it wrong. I mean shedoesn't even know the reading your words.
This is why she has an identitycrisis. Yeah, just like borrow other
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people's personalities and the like when itdoesn't work out. A negative thing or
a positive thing, I don't knowwho is it? Can you? Can
you click? I thought you werean English major. Oh, socially inept.
People don't know how to comfortably socialize? Can you delete that? Are
you gonna rest up our child's educatingbefore you even start? Mean, she
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just didn't know the word. Ohmy god, are you doing this on
my table? No? Not onmy table. Rio. I'm a fan
assigned that. I think they're bothour kids name Rio. I love that
name Rio. Yeah, because theother one said that her kids's name Rio.
Yeah. But I need you.Oh yeah, you've gotta be choking.
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You've gotta be cho This is whyI don't like anything in here.
No, No, can we doit up on her? I got very
lucky, David. I just havesomething to say, be careful of piss
shaming your children on national TV.Because it was stays with him forever because
it happened to Jake, and tothis day he still gets asked if he's
the kid that Pete you know outsideof Adriano's house or was it Mason?
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So just you have to be careful. I didn't even think of that.
That's true. He likes it.Wheres it like a badge Vnor. But
do you still speak to adrian No? I mean I would. I mean
when I see her, I'm happyto see her. Something soon her in
a while. He's always there forhis kids. Like watching him as a
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father, I'm amazed. I'm actuallyjealous. I didn't have a father like
that, Like he is above andbeyond for his children. Parenting is so
difficult. Parenting is difficult working.I just feel like I just had a
million events, including Jessel's event,and apparently Jessel and Aaron got into it.
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And at the event, no no, no no. Prior and Jussel
not really emotional with Aaron started crying. Kids kids having a conversation. Funny,
real, you show me your masterpieceand surprise me. Okay, I
was like, what is the deal? What happened with Aaron? I was
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like, why did you cry?If somebody like called you pampered, I
didn't understand it. And top oftaking care of twins, she's starting working
again. Yeah, if someone wasto call me out at pampered or this
or that she's juggling all this stuff, I might be pissed off too.
Yeah. I think about how thinkyou offending? Jackal? I like it,
but I'm not really into him either, not right now. We just
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clean up after the kids, sothat's a good sign. Okay, use
pet spray. But I find itfunny that the ladies come to you to
discuss feelings. This is like sopassive aggressive. It is a little I
don't I mean, why would theladies community, Like, it's just I'm
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putting it out there for everyone,but let's sets. But a counselor is
not one of those. I havea tendency to be very hard on people
just because of my upbringing and notbecoming a victim, so I tend to
not be so and pathetic. Yeah, maybe I just don't listen too much,
Like I have that tendency to likenot listen to the pupil when someone
(29:25):
opens up to you emotionally like it. This lady has said this twice now
that remember this is how I amtaking or fucking leaving. Yeah, but
also like her whole, like I'mfrom like a rough upbringing, Like I
get it, but like this isthe second time she's brought it up as
like an excuse. Yeah, Imean I do think it is. It
does shape you to be tougher whenyou're This is true, And I guess
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bitch is complaining about the little shitand she's like really yeah, like come
on, get it together. Ilike that she's just a hard house,
and she says it you're identifying withher. Yeah, because I you tune
them out. Amazing. You knowwhat, your husband must be so lucky.
I know he's so lucky. He'sso lucky. David really helps me
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see a situation from a different light. It is a great partner. But
sometimes I wish he would just agreewith me. Just shut up. Oh,
by the way, Aaron is havingher tenure anniversary. You and I
baby are headed out and about weneed a babysitter. Can I wear a
track suit? No? I don'tthink it's black tie, but I think
it's a very formal. There's noat leisure. No. Can I wear
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this with a tie? No,I don't think that's appropriate. Well,
that kid is so cute. Thatkid is so cute. Look, I'm
really much more into the show atthe moment. Now. It's giving me
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people to hate, people to love, and that's what I needed. Okay,
And we knew we were kind ofgonna like this, and it was
a good cost, but like nowit's getting a bit real. Yeah,
I'm fully here for it. I'dlike to dislike people. Aaron's relationship is
getting a little weird for me.The fact that Jenna still wears half shirts
at fifty is so awesome for me. Like, she wears a lot of
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half shirts she loves. Well,that's one thing she's confident about is that
she has a body. Well.No, she said that she is very
self like because she has like alot of pigment scarring, and she said
she doesn't like to show a lotexcept for her chest. But now I
feel like she's wearing a lot ofhalf tops. I don't think I can
wear this thing. Not here right, Okay, okay, it's going down,
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go fast. Oh my god,I'm gonna try the dress. Here's
number one. I feel like it'sshe's not it, this is not it.
Tie. I don't know. Great, please pause? What is she
doing? I don't know. She'strying to mean she is awkward. She's
very awkward. Yeah, and Idon't know, Like this place for her
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is because she's brilliant and she's smart, so I don't know there's something hot.
And she's also been in fashion herwhole life, so this shouldn't be
awkward for her. Yeah, butshe's she's behind the scenes like she's on
camera now and it's making her feelreally awkward. She's trying to be a
little bit fun because there's just nothinglike that comes that naturally to her about
wanting people to watch her. Right, then, why is she doing this
(32:28):
show because people to get out ofthe bag? I don't know, no,
I literally I was going to commentthat, like she she's a little
bit hard to watch, just becauseit's they did just do the music.
It was like we watched cute youngpeople and sexy gasses any and we're in
her closet and she's got an oldlady out. Oh gosh, all right,
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but I identify with her a littlebit because I'm like an old lady,
Like we're the same age. I'mnot saying any like, I'm just
saying that I think so, Ithink we're bout fifty, but I think
that she gives more mature vibes.You look a lot better than her,
Well thank you, but I thinkwe just have different looks. Oh yeah,
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I don't think that's okay? Isthat for me? Well it's for
me. I thought i'd for youone, but more for myself. Cheers,
cheers. You know, it's likePore in the afternoon. She's shaming
again. Every time. It's allnegative. This could be a drinking game
for us. Every time she's abitch to her husband, we can have
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a drink. That's perfect. Ohmy god. Yeah, if you're at
home and you're watching New York Housewives, you should definitely make that a drink.
Yes, absolutely, anytime habits condescendingmuch Oh yes, I love that.
That's why you're the rapt girl.Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, there's a half stop awkwardmuch would you think of my bababy?
So I'm missing somebody, Jossel.That's so bad. She's coming, and
you know what, I'm actually excitedto have fun with her because she apologized
(34:15):
clean slate. I'm like ready tolike have fun with Jessel if you can
ever have fun. Those words shouldnever be in the same sense. But
but I think that Aaron's mature,like she's like, fuck it, like
this is so like beneath me untilshe sees this when she talks about the
invitation, and she's gonna get allright, well I can't wait for that
me too. So there's a lotof hairy smells like a hes spry.
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Well, this is just bad wine, which one your hair sprays in your
fucking hair. She's doing your hairbit more negativity. It's not the wine,
so it's like condos that name.But yeah, this is not us
just being a bitch because I'm like, oh wow, I really hate because
the lady's doing her hair behind herwith hair spray. Can I see what
you're wearing? I know that youhe did shopping on your own, and
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I always get nervous when you shopon your own. God is the name
again? Oh my god, wewould be wasted by now paying the nig
Why do you get nervous? Yeah, well, excuse me. It took
almost seven years to get it right, have it. I don't think he
cared so much about his appearance beforeI met him. But listen, if
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you want to be with me,you gotta look at a certain weight because
what I brought it's a nice doublebreasted I love. I created a monster.
Nowadays, he blow dries his hairevery day, he gets his eyebrows
done. I made him stop that. I was like, why are your
eyebrows thinner than mine? And helooks like lander, but he loves to
(35:44):
look it. Wait, where's mymic I'm literally gonna drop it. It's
amazing. There's a hint of positivitythough. Yeah, but it was all
about her. It was like,where's my mic so I can drop because
I didn't. Even when she's tryingto be like being a bitch like you,
I made you. Yeah, you'renothing that god who was calling me?
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Hi? Are you excited? Arewe gonna dance all night? Why
are you in bed like in ajacket? I'm so afraid to give you
this news. And so I pickedmy dress, I got my diamond,
I ate because that was really gonnafeed me. Why do you always think
I'm not gonna feed you. Ijust took a COVID test before I come
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to your party. Don't tell meyou have COVID. Do not tell me
you have COVID. Oh, Ican't believe you're not coming. Best excuse,
I don't know. Have you everused that one? No, I've
I've wanted to. I had picturesof my kids tests positive for COVID,
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but then the shows were like,we'll send a nurse out to retest you.
I was like, dang it,have you yes? No one.
I literally googled a picture of asI kept my kids. I'm sing to
me right now, no, youdon't have COVID. Shut up? Was
the best thing to come out ofCOVID, the COVID excuses. Oh my
(37:14):
god, I'm so sorry, youcan't calm. I love you. I
hope you feel so much better.Don't do anything that won't do, which
is that's pay well, happen bedtime. Okay, I love you back.
Cannot get the fact that she remindsme so much of Jennifer Anderson out
of my head. It's because it'sin a manner right. Man mannerisms and
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mannerisms are all like that. She'skind of just like cool enough to cough
about everything and like a clothes andmanny. Yeah, but it's a tomboy.
That's like the whole thing, becauseit's still like a good fu yeah
yeah, like don't what what wasthat? Chop your bit chop and fuck
you? I said, she'll beatyou up and fuck you. Didn't even
(38:00):
understand. It's hard to talk trouble. Let's go. We're here for the
funny. Oh my god, nokids at parties. Such a good job
(38:22):
a little I'm speechless. It isbeautiful and also the venue is so special,
Paul de Lumier, which is onChamber Streets. It's beautiful. It's
like this beautiful piece of history inNew York City. How awkward lady?
(38:46):
Oh my god, she's the cameraworst side it down, It's like,
what are you wearing this? Okay, that's Dad's new girlfriend. How many
girlfriends has you know have been there? But she should be a little nice
some of those dirty looks. She'spulling it out if she wants to make
any friends. I know. It'sa whole production, this thing. It's
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like wearing like armor. Dad hasa girlfriend. Great, at least she's
of age. Oh my god,doesn't this look beautiful? This is just
very common and not surprising. Wehaven't find the body bar Oh they'd never
met and didn't know Dad have agirlfriend, just brought her to an event.
I don't know. Good commentary,I love us? Hear me too
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good? Robert from Jacob and Co. Is gonna follow me around? Tim
Ready, I could beat Robert up? What I could beat up Robert?
He doesn't look that tough. Whichone's Robert? He's wearing red and pink.
Make sure that doesn't fall off?You got it? Oh yeah,
he'll be in bed with us Aaron'ssister. I wonder what she'll be like.
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I'm a thirsty They don't look anythingalike. I know, maybe they
have different parents. I think so. So the venue looks gorgeous. It
does look good. Just I don'tcare how many sponts do they have.
If that's what my party will looklike and I can walk in, it
does have a good time. Butwhy did they bring their kids to an
evening gala party? I don't likeI don't like kids at my parties.
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I don't like kids. Just sowe all are aware, I don't like
kids. I don't parties. Ithink it's weird, okay, but it
is a celebration of their parents love, which is already weird enough, right
you should they keep that between orsomething? Yeah, you think so.
I mean it is a little oddto when you mix your family, including
(40:45):
your small children, with your friendsfor an evening. I've got my party
stockings on, i have my outfit, i have my fur. I'm flying
pretty high. Keep the glasses onbecause the eyes are bloodshot. I mean,
I don't wear fur. But I'mnot mad at her. She's owning
her ship. But like the glassesthough, are a bit like look at
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me, look at me? Imean with the fur as well. She
kind of looks like that, aslike that. I see your point.
And she's also upstaging out home girlhere that's throwing the pod. Yeah,
well, I mean I think theyhave different looks going on, but it's
almost like, oh that the girlfriendhas her tits out too. Oh yeah,
it's jealousy. Look, Oh you'reso right about that. I didn't
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even It's like the camera light ishitting it in a different angle now she
has full tits out. She wasjealous. It wasn't like what do you
wear? I mean they have thesame size and the same look going Oh
my god, no want me toget it. Yeah, someone's gonna need
(41:53):
to Ryan at the anniversary. Youremember Sarah pants Hi, mama? You
look na? Are you hi?Does this him? Get hit it?
Brandon still on her sun uses nineo'clock? Take them off? Wait wait,
(42:19):
I have to eat your neck.Yeah, don't hit on my das.
I think that she taped her boobdown on the side, so wouldn't
the nip wouldn't come out like theside of the dress. And it's looking
very straight. Well, because she'sflattened the ship. It's like she's take
them down, I know, butyou can't. They're already flat. You
can't like it's they were doing thema disservice. Just get a different dress.
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Yeah, why is it they needa little bit more material on the
side then, and they would kindof just be fashion boob. Yeah,
but yeah, it's pushing in themiddle there. Yeah, yeah, I
see it all right, going Yeah, Hi, are you wearing sap?
I'm tessel? Yeah, why doyou get ready? Twenty fourteen? I
love that long ago. He doesn'tknow anything much. No, no,
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no, no, no, none, undone. I spent three years trying
to have a child. I haveseven embryos. They're chilling in a freezer.
My girl is in there. Pubtthinks he's too undone. No,
no, no, no no.I want to say hi to Aaron.
Next there's I'm sorry. I waswearing armor. When my dad's saying heard
(43:37):
there, he could see her boom. She's married, She's take it.
It's okay, okay, okay.There's a lot of weeners in this place.
Put him into my mouth. Cute. I haven't even thought you.
I am at her divided her house. I sorry for like a splitting now,
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but I was there for like tenminutes. My kid was saying like
it was chaos. That dress istoo narrow at the front. It's like
loveig do o no. But youknow, like we had our thing and
I wanted to like show up.I know it was. It worked too,
Thank you? You know what Ireally want us to like like actually
start fresh like me and you're wantingfun review. I really appreciate it.
And I told you thank you.Struggles and I need to dance HR or
(44:24):
somebody call HR. That's what Iwas thinking. What I saw this.
You can't do that, right?Is she okay with it? She didn't
ask her permission. Now she's alsoa lesbian. Yeah, yeah, and
she won't stop. And they decidedto keep this in and make it it
thing forty five minutes for you.It's really good. I mean, I
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don't make a habit of grabbing asses. It's not like part of my repertoire.
Or maybe it is. I shouldcheck that. I don't think that
you should have it as your repertoireanymore these days. I don't know who
had first. Wow, she's hungry. How can you tell she's hungry?
She's always hungry. You're looking hungry. She wants food? Do you know
(45:20):
what the rule is in We neverdid that. It's just like we're so
young and it's just good thing aboutit years about how you didn't think about
it. It's when every wedding hasI'm just trying to get red my head
around that we weren't ready. Weonly knew each other. You weren't ready
to be. What is it thatthey didn't do? They're saying, I
can't believe you haven't done this yet, to get this party together, to
(45:42):
talk about how much they love eachother. Okay, they didn't do that
at their wedding. No, theyhad didn't have an engagement party. So
they get their engagement party because theynever got to have one, right,
Okay, which doesn't make sense tome ten years later, But it's like
reading your wedding. I don't know. Whenever anyone does this, it's like
the kiss of death reality to bewhen they celebrate their love by like we
(46:07):
pushing it on our throats. Itdoesn't usually go well for them, but
I wish them. You have tosay you're doing well, You're not.
This place feels like Bank of Americaholiday party meets a charity gala meets a
barmanslow. I think I'm a littlebored. How do I like to entertain
myself fitching. So where it's sponsored, it's fine. That was mean.
(46:36):
That was her Jessel rubbing off oncan't hang out with Jessel anymore. See,
it's contagious. This is why youreally have live in your life.
Nope, Now when you're ready toget a divorce, I'm single. A
swap anymore? Who does she haveto swap with? I don't know.
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I think it was done funny.I don't think it was meant mean or
anything. It was like kind ofa compliment, like, oh, you're
hot, like I wish you wouldmarry me, yes, but not like
but I'm doing this in front ofmy friend because I just I'm just joking.
Yes, that's a good way toget away with it, but a
little bit serious. Yeah, justtiny. I don't think. I don't
think she's covered it in jokes.And then next season there together, Yeah,
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that would make great TV. Lessupon them. No, we're better
than that. Thing happens after thetwenty year anniversary twenty Yeah, that's patience.
I think we're gonna do a bow. Who does Brind's hair? I
don't know, it's so good,she's a lot of hair. Jealous.
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I don't think that's her hair.That's her hair. Really, yeah,
whatever, you don't mess up andsay hi, take you friends. She's
I'm a little far with it.I gotta love it matter. It wouldn't
bother me. But it seems likeit might be a little much for this
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group. Only if you know thatyour friend is secure with their part,
like so maybe they have she's likethe hot single friend. Yeah, but
she's the most fabulous too. Maybethat's why she's not jaded and worn down
by men. Yeah, she's stilllike in control, like you yeah,
sure, whatever, it's not youI'm interested in. It's actually Aaron's dad,
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because then I'm Aaron's stepmoa. Iwouldn't never elway I did. She's
going for tonight. By the wayshe's she really looks like an evil stepmother
him. And there was something tooit. If I was hearing stepmom,
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I wouldn't let her call me friend, you know, I'd be like,
no, you have to call memom now, like mommy, call me
mom, mom, mommy, mommy. Yes you okay, not that you
have ye. Jessel's like trying totake her away. She's my only friend
in the group, and she's takingherself down walk away, walk away.
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I need friends. I kind oflike her earing so that outfit though not
with that it's too much. Shedam nay, she fully does. I've
gotta lock my shot. I'm rippingon her party and I'm hitting on her
husband. Yeah, I'm never gettingget invited another Anna yet. All right,
I'm making my vows. We justsoon. I need to have a
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herd the hot dude? What hottime? Oh he's really hot. Let's
got deal? Would you ever seewhat a guy against? It's the right
one now. But I feel likewe are we making moves. I'm sickle,
so I'm making moves. Wait,what will happen? Really? Life
happened that just having it in janhappen fastival Jenna, How how do you
(49:58):
feel like? How are you feeling? I mean it's been a little it's
been rough. And when you whenyou think your life is going one direction
and then yeah, does a rightturn to I know I dated this person
for almost a year and a half. It's not been consistent. I think
that there were signs, like youget excited, you believe that something is
going to be and so when thatfuture goes away, it can be really
heartbreaking. Do they play like sadsome music for her when like like because
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we got real quiet when she's onthe screen. We're not cackling hags anymore.
We're just like, whoa poor singlegirl? What was me? It
was interesting that she said that shemight be with men, though, what
do you think about that? Isthat a real thing? Or is she
just trying to be one of thegirls now or she's mad at women in
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general? I think that she Imean, she wasn't she was with men
before she has kids? I know, but I just feel like that was
a stage in her life. Iknow so well, Yeah, I doesn't
want to go back to that.She's not keen on the pain. She's
not keen on the pain, butshe seems almost like too, what's the
(51:06):
good badge one to Leszie? Notoo like keen on the badge? I'm
not kidding, lunching on the mapof Tazzi's shape anyway, I start trying
to thought, but let's see wherethis goes. I am sorry. I
might be more into her dating lifethan anyone know, because you don't know
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will they weren't they with anyone?Wasn't a mutual thing? Or I think
something like I think I mean Yeah. Do you think it was because this
person wanted to be more vocal,like more of the way I run.
She didn't want to be on thehouse side, like this is not but
I hadn't mind too. Yeah.I was like I hear that. Yeah,
and it's not like I can turnit off. So it's been We've
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been like, hang out in mythank you, I'll bring you tons of
mind, Gil, then you couldcome hang out with that'll bring your side,
Okay, And it's finally opening up, and I wish that she would
show me more of this side ofher. She never wants to talk about
a girlfriend or introduce us to thisgirl. And now all of a sudden,
this girl breaks her heart. AndI'm happy that she told me this
because now I feel like she canlean on me. I feels so bad.
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I'm so sorry. Thank you.So I like feeling very protective,
but right, I appreciate that somuch. Really, I do mean thank
you. Would you like to havea threesome with me and my husband?
God? Nobody wants that. Noone wants to enter into that drama that.
Oh God, I wonder if he'ssleeping around. Are we allowed to
talk about that? I think Ithink Yeah. I think I would think
(52:38):
at least happy ending massages for sure, right. I mean that's like a
safe way to cheat these days,just because you don't really look and every
you know, it might not evenbe cheating. That's what a lot of
people think. I'm just a weeklymassage. Have you ever had one?
I have? Wow? Willingly?Oh did you have to pay extra?
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No? I wanted to get out, but I guess I was in one
of those places and I just thoughtwe were just getting regular massages. And
then I kept hearing all this groaning, and then the lady kept getting closer
and closer to my area. Whatis I just was like in shock.
I just didn't know what was happening. And Mark, my friend, was
next to us. That actually soundstraumatizing. I'm so sorry about that.
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I mean I would have left ifI wanted to true cycle, and I
haven't had sex in a year anda half. I don't think I should
be. I should be sel Ihad it there and direct everything that's going
on. I'm not into training likeyou remember here you're on college, but
(53:45):
I'm not. You don't want that. I would be the sail grass coming
up. I just want to tellyou can you like people? Everybody is
talking. Okay, I'll be thebest time, I'm the best. I'm
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not allowed to eat the pizza.Yes, that's right, you said.
Guess what you weigh me when Icome into the podcast, and if I
get past a certain way, Iwon't be invited back because there's not enough
fruit. Yeah. Sorry, wehave a we have a pounded situation.
So Ryan doesn't eat when you's hereand I just watches me eat. It
all makes sense now, yea?This is hell. Welcome to hell.
(54:32):
Yeah, so so far this isit's kind of dragging on a bit for
me now, Like I feel likeand also I feel like, if you're
Jenna, you don't want to besingle next to Brent. No no,
so I mean maybe like I knowand she's like, oh, who's that
hot guy over there? Like thisis not the guy that you should be
looking for, Like we gotta well, I mean, you can have whatever
(54:54):
you want, but do they wantyou? I don't know. I don't
know. You ever know? Peopleare into there's like old lady porn,
I heard a boss. See,I have to I have to be very
sure someone will like me, soI have to choose them wisely because I
just don't want to be rejected.Oh god, that's a lot of work
for you. Yeah, that's whyI never get out and I never was
getting one out that back. Youguys, we had four pages and a
(55:21):
sandy Oh no, oh god,he does see. I feel like this
is very indulgent, like making peoplestand there. They don't know these people.
Yeah, and also, okay,you've been to the other ten years.
That's nice, but like it's notanyone else's problems. Yes, you
invited everyone here to like look atus, we're still together. We're so
(55:45):
perfect. But that's why I feellike they popped in. They said they're
hellos. They don't they shouldn't haveto sit for the family stuff. Go
out, leave like you've said,you've you've showed that your friend. It's
rude, Like stand there and watchme. I'm gonna have all that friends
talk about and even the friends likewho wants to sit there and talk about?
Like other people's a lot everybody.We're here and we're in love.
(56:07):
Nothing happened, like we're not.This is what the Straits do. This
is no, this is not whatwe do at all. This is what
people that are trying to shove theirlove down our throat. I'm happy for
you. O. Yes, thisis yes. Sorry. I do not
need a whole procession over its business. Him come back, Hi, Hi
(56:34):
on that sister. I see,but I just want to tell you,
it's a little rude to you,like you are You're not? Are you?
You're just chatting? Teach? Areyou gonna go out and tell you
each one of the people too.See everybody is talking, but you're right,
it's rare. Yeah, but itweren't from like wait, first of
(56:55):
all, they weren't even mean wow. They were trying to decide where they're
no boot clothes at ten M.I think what she meant was she didn't
want to speak the other people thatwere talking. We're not on the show
right on, principal characters on theshow, And she was trying to come
over and edge away. And I'mgoing to start in a drama. I've
seen these shows. I know thisis my sister. I get my mom.
(57:15):
Do you guys mind being quiet?Right? That was a little it
was it was a camera time moment. M'm sorry, we just got in
trouble, so we can't tell introuble. Yeah, I can attention or
extra secred daughter and you're right,you are right his mom's baby. Yes,
(57:35):
I'm sorry. I just hate that, like being scolded by the sister
at the party that other people andit's kind of already really loud. Yes,
no one's hearing them. No,and there's a million other people talking.
Yeah they came. That was aggressiveaggressive, Yeah, and cringe too,
like you're trying to get your hiton there. We get it,
Yeah, yeah, we get it. Am I gonna get the opportunity to
(57:58):
be like, does anyone speak forever? Hold your piece? See. I
love Aaron so much, but thisepisode was the worst thing about it.
And it was so cringe because Iwasn't expecting this from her. She was
like the cheesy smiles. They're like, oh my god, how would you
say? Like this is just toomuch? Wrap it up, not putting
up with us, But I feellike this is for us. You see
(58:20):
what I'm saying, Like they're shovingit down, ropn't. I don't like
it became a bit cheesy, Ilike, and he didn't like the camera
now He's like, I don't know. Hey, I truly can't believe we've
been married for ten years. WhenI met you, twelve years ago in
a bar on the Lower east Sidecalled the Draft. I never thought it
would be meeting the man I wouldcall home, a Hey, I'm gonna
(58:44):
meet all lots of people back theretalking because you just put us through,
right if I fifteen hours of ahell eighty five different speeches and I'm sorry
you don't shush people when you're upthere. No, and how selfish to
think that people want to spend verymuch time hearing about we just had to
(59:07):
get onto your thing, just haveto pick a few. This is not,
oh my god, too much,Aaron, I'm not cat, can't
go. This was a bad movelike this. It's weird. It's fucking
weird, weird. You are mybest friend. I think even if we
weren't married, I getting not attractedto each other and didn't want to have
babies with each other, we wouldstill be best friends. Should you say
(59:30):
eat that friend in that? That'swhat I heard. Did anybody else hear
that? I wake up every daythanking God for the life I've been given
with you, but mostly for thecoffee that you leave on my nightstand.
Let's great. My left foot isfalling asleep, my eye is drooping for
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once, for once, put ohno, puts. Pavit's wife is justified
in her complaining. I wish shewould get up there on the microphone and
do what she does best, whichis negg the whole party. She's a
she's a she's an energy vampire.This is your Momentavit's wife, This is
your moment, Jaco, kill theparty. We need you. We're done
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all right. Lately it's occurred tome past forward stuff. I think we
can't fast forward, have to watchthe whole thing. We just put it
on one like fast forward. Butshe's gonna have a lot of shaffing on
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her skin. Aaron, Oh yeah, all the metal outfits es are giving
me the middle. At very leastshe should have said goodbye to me,
which is exactly what she said Jennashould have done when she dipped out of
my house. I think it wasa little rude not to say, by
what your your entire friend and familygroup. See, Aaron, you're losing
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me so happy for us, andit's just a really really beautiful special night.
Okay, So you don't need yourhusband, so you don't need her.
She's hungry. She stayed the wholenight to throw at the TV to
to throw it at the TV,like you can't expect everyone to stay the
entire time. Well, I meanI think that we did pretty good.
Yes, this is our first recapin real life on the TV. I
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love it. Hopefully this turns outwell. I am having the best time
on this couch. Anyway, wasso fun. That was fun. I
mean like a lot. I'm sweating. I'm like, these girls like stressed
me the fuck out they do.I want them to do what I want
them to do exactly and don't disappointme. Aaron, I'm just bummed with
like she's not going Like really,I'm at a party and everyone's friends are
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there. I'm not going to tryto go say bye. You know I
came, you know, I supportit. It brings the party down when
you go up and say goodbye.You don't want anyone to really know you're
leaving anywhere. That means the restof the second half of the night is
just saying good bye to people,right, that's it. Dumb. And
she did you a favorite. Shewent to nobs and Aaron, you're not
that girl stopping so selfish bunny everyone, Yeah, exactly, come on,
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Oh no, and where were youParvate's wife, You should have been nagging.
That party was the one time whereit actually made sense for you.
Literally just dead the party. Anyway, we're done for the day. We've
been bitching and complaining for long andit was fun. It was fun.
I really hungry stole. Oh okay, well let's eat. I still am
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I'm sorry, I'm starving. Ineeded my pizza. Pizza. This is
so fun. Our chemistry, Iwas gonna say, which contradicts our chemistry
is so real, especially with youeating well, I'm hungry. Eating.
Eating is cheating. Eating is cheating. Sometimes you got to do it.
I was just kidding, JK.So yes, I'm very excited to watch
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these with you. I mean,we have opinions. I've already watched most
of them, but I'm going torewatch some of them. Go to our
favorite parts. Let's see what wehave to say, otherwise we'll be here
for fucking ever. Everyone's just beendying hear what we have to say?
Hello, I am, I am. Let's start with New York House Wild.
Oh wait, wait, that meaninghow old do you think everyone is?
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Oh that's a good question. Okay, so I think they are.
I mean it Rain, it's anage range because it's Jennet, the girl
that the lesbian. Yeah, okay, so she's older, so she'll be
okay, but I'm supposed to guess. Okay, but you already knew that,
No, I didn't. I wasgoing to say a little bit older
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than Okay, so I think probablythe youngest is thirty four, thirty four?
Yeah, maybe, yeah, definitely. Britain has so much chrisma.
I'm falling more and more in lovewith her every day, like I need
to be a friend. Yes,she just like effortlessly is always on the
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move like somehow, but like it'slike the way that she just uses all
like her body language is hot.Going back to a fake age. Okay
to fifty, yes, okay,so everyone's I think everyone's had thirty.
I guess thirty five to forty.Yeah, but I think Erin's probably either
thirty nine or forty, right,I don't know. But her kids are
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still really little. That's why Ialways judge you on my cow's little the
kids are, because I don't reallyknow how old anyone is. She's forty,
all right, So thirty four tofifty this is our new age range
that we're guessing. And let's getthis party started. When you want to
when you have some I'm eating it'ssecret ingredient. Darling, it's me.
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My lashes maybe fake, but Idefinitely keep it real. I'm a New
York The fact that this vigil we'rein half shirt gives me life brings the
flap. It's not my fault.You don't have any take in New York.
There's a lot of So I likeher a lot more. Si is
like you love her? She's growingon me. Yes, although I checked
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her Instagram. She's an influence offull time right, Like, isn't the
whole thing? She has less followsthan you. It's not about how many
followers your Habit's about who follows you. Apparently that's what I heard from Caroline
Standsbury, So she would know.Does she have less follows than you?
I don't know. I'm as badas other bunch. I love and I'll
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date your dad. I'll date yourdad. Why? And she find to
live and she'll date well, she'lldate anyone. And she literally every second
word that comes out of her mouthis like is he single? Or can
I like it? Yes? I'mthere for it. Okay, let's get
into it. So a dear friendof ours is having a tenth anniversary party.
It's a huge party. It's gonnabe downtown. I would say it's
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creative black tie. But they're verylike cool you sir. See. They
used to have a relationship, andI'm surprised that that's a thing. I
mean, do they or they justlike bonding over like high end clothing.
I think, I don't know thatthat counts as a relationship. Yeah,
but I mean that's her one putup with each other, that's her one.
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Ally. I mean, I feellike Bryn, as much as we
lover, is probably just caught upin her a little world and she doesn't
really care what's going on. She'slike, oh, look a person that
looks familiar. I'll say, hi, perfect. Yeah. You know that
Bryn wears her blade cap that Iwear all the time, my blade cap
from when I was in the Hamptons. I fly from New York to the
Hamptons because it's weight easier and it'sblade And Bryn is copying me because I
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always wearing my blade cap. Idefinitely I'm trying to give you whatever.
Yeah I am. I know youwent on a date like this week,
right, yes, And I lefthim at a party. I just got
worn. I was like, I'mgonna leave so I just laughed. He
was he like, where are you? Well? I texted him when I
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got home and I was like,oops, I left. Wait a minute,
Why would you go to a partyon a date. I feel like
a date needs to be more intimate. Yes, a little bit, No
I do, but I kind oflike, yeah, I mean, you
can leave when he's got other peoplearound him, but like on a one
on one you're kind of trapped.Maybe yeah, it's safer, a lot
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safer. I mean the party safer. Yeah, if you're going to leave,
well, maybe she was testing thewater with him. Let's go to
this party. Yeah, okay.So I like Brend a lot. She's
super cute to me and sexy.No I thought you said you liked her.
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I love her? No, Ido. I love her. I
love everything about her. I thinkshe like is definitely has charisma. She's
got something about her that just likeI can't take my eyes off her.
The way she really like the wayshe's like cheeky with like every single body,
everyone's husbands. I love it.How do you guys even know each
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other? Oh? We met yearsago? Actually, what it is,
yeah, Chrince Albert. It wasPrince Albert the environment thing, and that's
we've been best friend ever since.That was a little bit upity. I
didn't know. I love that,Like what charity was that like? And
I like uber but like really,I mean she's with Jacob, but Jeweler,
you have to be a little extra. I'm getting more pizzas. I'm
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so hungry. I'm still mad atover that though. Really, yeah,
is that like Prince Albert counseled orsomething? I madam, I have pictures
with them? What sort of picturesexactly? I mean, your your stuff
is really thank you, and Iwill make sure that you were something special
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for this body. Thank you.That is oh my god. Like I
know you're borrowing it, but Ifeel bad for him. He's gonna have
to buy it expensive. They're notokay, let's clear. Right now is
not the time to be walking aroundtripping. I mean, she has a
security guard with a I don't care. I would shoot a security guard and
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then shoot her in the leg.Well, she's it's rented. No,
it's borrowed, girl, Okay,rented. She can't rent that. That's
what I mean. It's borrowed.It's not hers. But that's what I'm
saying. That's It's just it's alittle like I feel like, although her
husband buys her a ring later,I have so much to say about you
can't Oh okay, sorry, Ithink you should do this. Oh oh
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no, really okay, I'm lovingUba right now for bringing me. Like
if anyone else was like, oh, I'm going to take you to get
millions of dollars worth of diamonds sothat you're tripping at your anniversary party,
wouldn't believe them. But it's Uba. I have how much here? Okay?
Wow? I already felt like amillion bucks, but now I feel
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like two and a half. Thisis a little ostentatious. Yeah, I
feel like, Okay, guys,there's people dying and without water and food.
I know, but Jacob's got tomake more money. Well, I
mean I don't does he mat doeshe need to make my money? I
don't know. I mean, youknow, what jewelry is a huge markup,
so yes, probably you know.I mean what you can get if
you have like a private jeweler that'sin the know, that's a friend,
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Like yeah, because Jacob makes Imean whatever it say, you buy something
for two hundred thousand, he's gettingit for like ten yeah, yeah,
and ripping out some of the diamondIt's just every third one just getting allegedly
it's fine, we're here for it. Oh wait is mad because we don't
have it. I don't. Idon't really love to be like covered in
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jewels. I've never been that girl. I used to have a chipad watch
as a young like, but itwas embarrassing because I was like Thursday for
girls. Yes, and my momwanted she wanted another girl. It was
actually diamond crusted all the way aroundand it were sused to say, watches
her for everyone. No, itended up getting taken from me. I
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was held at nine point. Wecannot be wearing the ship guys. Well,
I always knew I can't have nicethings, can't be trusted. It's
true. That's what my parents saidabout me too, too showy. People
used to say, look like Liberatiwalking around sixteen years old with Oh I
know right, those diamonds you can'tget them anywhere else. All right,
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let's go. No, I wantto see her and chat to wow brand.
You said you wanted to do somethingsomething black tie and honey, that
is it? Your body is We'reits ridiculous. Did you read Aaron's party
invite closely. Is there a penison that would be interesting? Did I
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get Yeah? I got it.Which is like a lot of like sponsors
at the bottom. This is likeshe's a buzzkill to just be around.
She's petty, petty, patty,watty patty. I feel like I'm being
so negative, but there's just nothingredeeming at the moment about her, and
she's us. She's really happy aboutsaying bad things about this other person.
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It's like this is her whole identity, is like, but she doesn't realize
she's doing it. I wonder whatI can't wait to see season two if
they have her like just be likeyeah, yeah, like Camill was totally
season two. Oh wow, Yeah, I don't have a feeling she'll be
single season two. Yes. Ihate to say it, but that is
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like it's eminent. But she doesn'teven like him either. Puppet Yeah,
I would murder you. I'm sosorry with Nig, but this is exactly
how it looks like. It's justyeah, sorry, but the sponsors thing.
I mean, if he gives ashitt just go to a party,
be quiet. Yeah, Okay,I don't recognize any of these friends.
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It's like a Coachella poster was likebrought to you by Come on, don't
be bad. I mean, look, they're the ones with the house in
the Hampton's not me, so donot stoop to her level. Come on,
she's trying to get that's what miseryloves company. She's trying to bring
brand down to the misery branding isa good time. Girl, do not.
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But you know what, maybe thiswhat's it good? What's the name
of the girl that we've been slaggingJackal Jessel? Jessel Jessel Jessel never forgot
what I was gonna say, Butnow I know her name, which is
great. Let's move. I amI gonna have to pay for bottle service
at this party. You may haveto do. You know I promoted to
woke you in. What is this? What are we walking into? How
are you been? I've been crazyyesterday. You are so stressed. I
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was not in a good mood.I was really well. You showed up,
you were a really good friends.I felt like if I didn't comment,
would leave kind of send you likea bad message. I'd rather be
friends with Jessel than be like pissedoff by her all the time, with
all her stupid comments. I don'tneed to hold the scratch. So right
now, Jessell and I are good. I want to have fun with her
at my party and move on.But like she also made a comment like
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I'm a woman who supports women,like insinuating that I don't. Yeah,
but you just yeah, you callwomen names like all hacks gonna be like
and how is the downfall Vincince cacklinghack? I felt like there was some
unresolved like stuff between us. Iwanted to squash it. Did you actually
apologize for the cackling? I think, because I do think you should like
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actually apologize for that. So Ithink we'll do it right after this when
she says about the apology and we'llstop it. Well, I feel like
my my apology on Thursday at atmy event was all inclusive apology, you
know what I mean? Or no? Do you think I had to like
what I mean? I literally waslike, I'm yeah, I don't understand
all inclusive apologies. It's not aray apology. All inclusive. It's like
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a resort where you get everything atonce. But it's just it's like,
just like I can't remember how manythings I'm apologizing because I've been blanket apology.
I've been a horrible person. It'sgonna say, but I don't want
to go that route. You thinkshe want to win more friends because she's
quite insecure, kind of solo onher own. Yea gained some allies.
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That's I guess what she's trying todo here. But by bringing brend to
her level, yeah, you havea promoter walk you in Like, that's
just come on, we're not inhigh school. It was like, I'm
so sorry for apology that I gave. That is all. Oh, it's
is this the buffet incus? Ithink I could bring it up again.
I'm not going to bring it upagain. I apologized, I put a
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bad daid over it. Maybe thingsof bubbling under the surface, but at
this point I'm just moving on.Life's too short, you know. And
she made an effort and thank you. But let me just be clear.
She's had a problem with you,she's had a problem with I. Jenna
left her house. She has aproblem with me, Like, yeah,
I don't think it's us. It'sa common phenomena. Don't let her get
in your ahead. And she's atoxic Yes, favorite you love her.
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She is I almost went up toKen the other day of it, like
we love Ken but whatever. Hewas probably never find howm the denominated see
like, she's like she's got friend'slittle brain thinking too much? No,
not on my table. Real,you've got to be choking? Okay for
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break? So what are you doingin commercials? Ryan? Honestly, we
didn't really think of it. Doesthat work writing now? The way I
started tearing up? Really? Thankyou? Yeah, he's getting more comfortable
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with the count. Tell him howmuch I love him. However that comes
out, hopefully it's received well.And we got married pretty young? Are
you are a baby? We're twentyfour, twenty five, twenty five.
We barely knew each other. I'dproposed you after nine months even I just
kind of locked eyes and we understoodeach other on a level that can't really
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explain. We're like opposites but oddlysimilar. He's more calm, I'm more
crazy, he's relaxed. I'm anoverdrive. We have really good balance.
That's why we work. I don'tthink people realize how important it is to
be friends. Like if we weren'tmarried, like I think we would be
friends. God stop. That isthe kiss of death that when people say,
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I don't know, this is howI feel like. You know,
I think that we would be reallygood friends, like your friends first,
No, you're fucking lovers first,and then you like each other a lot.
But there is a friendship that billhopefully. Yeah. But I just
feel like she's really pushing the friendsthe friendship vibe. I think she's trying
to sell to us that they arelike and that they're gonna lost, which
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I do think that they will.Jewish Jewish people last longer in relationships than
non Jewish people. And you knowwhat's cute about it is she's a little
bit hotter than him. He's aboutif you have two Jewish people in a
relationship, they generally last longer thankey people that are not Jewish relationship.
No way, why is that?I just made it up. You always
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do that to me. Okay,So she's hotter than him and he's still
cute though, and he they bothplay the roles perfectly, like she's feminine,
kind of a little bit cool though, and then he's got that well
he's kind of masculine. Actually,no, he's trailing off actually, but
I love that from him at all, I really, I struggle with that
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part of it. I get masculinefrom her a little him. No,
I mean I do get that,like she's a boss bitch. That is
masculine energy too. You know.I'm like, fuck you, I got
the biggest dick in the room.Do that again. But I think these
guys are gonna last out of anyonein the season. They're not getting divorced,
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and they're never getting divorced. Butthat said, I think that this
the way they're talking to a lot. I love that we were just positive
about one thing. We love youguys, stay together. Please. I
couldn't be okay. I spend somuch time together, lovely. She's like,
we spend so much time together,thank you. I don't want to
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fuck you anymore. But he doesn'twant fruit. She's justifying with it has
sex anymore. But basically it wasjust a setup for please touch me until
that first of the month, thatday that we've scheduled, which is when
we have sex. But we areexactly and I feel her like that schedule,
that's my plane. He doesn't wantfruity. I think, don't hold
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on just on the rocks. Onthe rocks, do you want a big
rock or a bunch of ups.Oh I want a big rock too?
Is this waitress floating him in frontof her? I don't know. I
think that the way he said itwas more flirtatious than the waitress. She's
like, do you mind, I'msitting right here. I could save this
for your buddies. She's actually happyit's not her. She's like, oh,
this is perfect, so I won'teven have to do it next month.
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Yeah, exactly. Can you leaveyour number on the NETFID, please
schedule it in rock? I doactually wait? Get that away from me?
Is that real? I couldn't notget you a sick ring? That's
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what I mean about the masculine energy, though, is like, he's not
the most like masculine guy, buthe makes moves like that. That's a
power the rock. How could asick ring? Wait? He planned the
rocks thing. We're stid shit,want little rocks or a big rock?
And then she's like a big rock, and then que that she said big
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rock, and then he's like,you want a big rock? Weren't dumb?
That was a set up? Didthe waitress plan that? Yeah?
No, he planned it with theOh my god, we are so five
beats behind my god, we're isthis a joke? I'm almost but they're
flirting, like how much did youspend on this ring? Like where'd you
get the money for this? Holy? It was crazy? But she deserves
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it. I fig yeah, butmy dress is like I like her style.
I love you. He gives metake this with a grain of salt.
Man, China vibes, Man China, who vibes? Oh? Man,
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China vibes. We're kind of likea woman. Man. Well,
she's emasculating. Well that's the point. So I feel like they have a
little role reversal sitch. Well,they get work. They know they're rolls.
Like we're not saying it doesn't work. She big, Yeah, exactly,
I would like to have She's sofight no not no one wins when
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you're ready to get into more imOkay, that was clearly a joke that
Brent said to the husband when youget a divorce, Like, you don't
say that in front of someone unlessyou're fully joking. What does she say?
She goes, well, I'm like, I'm here when you get a
divorce? A right? I actuallylove that. Yeah, I love that.
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That's what those are. The cuteship that I love that she can
get away with. Right, Ido the same shit. Now, try
saying that around the girl Jacque Jacquelin, and imagine if she said that to
part It. That's a husband puppet. She craws, some puppet. Oh
no way, Yeah, it's sad. That's why you said. Okay,
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they hate each other so much together, they have kids together, and they're
supposed to be together. He's goingto Vietnam. So oh, here she
is, Hey, sweet, sorry, the kids are napping. I don't
want to scream. Can you comeout here for one second. I just
want to have you take a lookwith me. Is uh the school application
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stuff? Sure? What's going on? Did you get the application? We
had to email that Montessori school andI got the email, though, so
can you send it to me?Like, I don't think you understand like
the urgency of all this, Likewe have like less than two weeks to
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get these applications. In this preschool application process in New York's cra you
have to start years ahead of time. Preschool searched down to two I mean
I've narrowed it down to two schools. Pabbit has been sitting on his ass,
fiddling with his balls. We're goingto need to do like an imperson,
someone has to Yeah, exactly whenwe need to start like prepping just
(21:41):
between us, like what realistically we'reable to do. So I love this
one because it is international for instance, like they have campuses and like Brazil's
a paolo. But she just explainedinternational to him. No, I get
that. But like they teach inMandarin and they teach in Spanish, so
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you're like immersed in this, likein this language. And I mean imagine
like okay, because speak Mandarin.Dropped off and shown her they do speak
English. What are you talking about? She looks so mad at him.
She was mad at him those secondhe came out of the room, Like
(22:26):
you can see her face goes morerosy. She's just like she's angry.
She's like, why can't you seethat we need to level up our social
standing in life? Agreeing with me? She's mad that he's not wanting to
spend the money or see that sheneeds to level up because her whole identity
is based in what she has,who she knows, material things. So
that's usually the things you do whenwhen you have kids. It's really great
(22:48):
because if you are of means youcan send them somewhere where you want to
be friends with the parents only forthat reason. Did you do that?
No, Eddie did that, butI didn't. Did you maintain any friendships?
Friends with people? So do youthink it was better or like was
it good? You know? Honestly, Jake started public high school today and
I'm so happy for him. Ohno, So I think that he's going
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to be with his friends and he'sgoing to have a great high school experience,
well rounded. Yeah, exactly needshe needs to get beat up,
let go. And then the secondone is a Montessori, which is actually
kind of cool because celebrities, techentrepreneurs. It's like a very very high
profile school about risk car drivers.You keep joking about this stuff, like
(23:32):
we have to get this stuff inso I can get it. But they're
so young right now, I thinkyou need to like take a look and
see if this is like feasible.Oh so he makes crazy what sixty two
thousand dollars for what coloring? No? I mean, look, they give
materials, snacks, field trips,you get an iPad and you get an
Apple Mac if you join the school. Oh great, So basically she's paying
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pay my sixty eight thousand, allof membership to the parents, right to
the parents. And yeah, andshe's not running in the right circles that
she wants to right now, sobuy my way in right now. Little
does she know when she arrives atthe school and she acts the way she's
been acting, nobody's gonna want tobe friends with her. And she's only
going to meet nanny's anyway. Youdon't really bad things about her, but
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it's true. Yeah, she needsshe needs to maybe she in touch with
who she is. Yes, that'sridiculous. I mean, this is like
what it is, puppet like.It's something we really have to focus on,
and you need to like invest nowand imagine like you know, Tom
Cruise sent his kid here. Imean, you could be rubbing shoulders with
(24:41):
that, and there is the proof. I mean, honestly, that was
so cream. She's in pr Iguess that's her life. I guess like
once her kids start talking back,she's going to be like, Okay,
humans to raise and maybe I shouldbe a better person. Yeah, well,
yeah, that's the right, becausewe don't little jackals running around.
(25:03):
Its name, it's it's Jacko Jackaland puppet yeah, that's what you just
called them. Puppet. Yea,no, no idea. Where you go
to school is your status? Hedoesn't see it like that. Puppet thinks
in dollars. His Google is cheapest, best for everything, or best cheapest
for everything, But you cannot getthe best if you're cheap. Oh my
(25:26):
god, they're asking for boards andorganizations. Are you part of anything except
for like the Fried Chicken Committee.Oh, we don't, Master of New
York City. They want a statementfrom us. What do you mean we
are interested in parents' thoughts about theirchild? Oh my god, which one
are you doing? I'm doing realright now. We're it was a thoughtful
(25:47):
intelligence and socially inapt Is that aword? What does that mean? And
after means not capable? You're thesocially en after run, bitch, you
got it wrong. I mean shedoesn't even know the reading your words.
This is why she has an identitycrisis. Yeah, just like borrow other
(26:08):
people's personalities and the like when itdoesn't work out. A negative thing or
a positive thing, I don't knowwho is it? Can you? Can
you click? I thought you werean English major. Oh, socially inept.
People don't know how to comfortably socialize? Can you delete that? Are
you gonna rest up our child's educatingbefore you even start? Mean, she
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just didn't know the word. Ohmy god, are you doing this on
my table? No? Not onmy table. Rio. I'm a fan
assigned that. I think they're bothour kids name Rio. I love that
name Rio. Yeah, because theother one said that her kids's name Rio.
Yeah. But I need you.Oh yeah, you've gotta be choking.
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You've gotta be cho This is whyI don't like anything in here.
No, No, can we doit up on her? I got very
lucky, David. I just havesomething to say, be careful of piss
shaming your children on national TV.Because it was stays with him forever because
it happened to Jake, and tothis day he still gets asked if he's
the kid that Pete you know outsideof Adriano's house or was it Mason?
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So just you have to be careful. I didn't even think of that.
That's true. He likes it.Wheres it like a badge Vnor. But
do you still speak to adrian No? I mean I would. I mean
when I see her, I'm happyto see her. Something soon her in
a while. He's always there forhis kids. Like watching him as a
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father, I'm amazed. I'm actuallyjealous. I didn't have a father like
that, Like he is above andbeyond for his children. Parenting is so
difficult. Parenting is difficult working.I just feel like I just had a
million events, including Jessel's event,and apparently Jessel and Aaron got into it.
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And at the event, no no, no no. Prior and Jussel
not really emotional with Aaron started crying. Kids kids having a conversation. Funny,
real, you show me your masterpieceand surprise me. Okay, I
was like, what is the deal? What happened with Aaron? I was
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like, why did you cry?If somebody like called you pampered, I
didn't understand it. And top oftaking care of twins, she's starting working
again. Yeah, if someone wasto call me out at pampered or this
or that she's juggling all this stuff, I might be pissed off too.
Yeah. I think about how thinkyou offending? Jackal? I like it,
but I'm not really into him either, not right now. We just
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clean up after the kids, sothat's a good sign. Okay, use
pet spray. But I find itfunny that the ladies come to you to
discuss feelings. This is like sopassive aggressive. It is a little I
don't I mean, why would theladies community, Like, it's just I'm
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putting it out there for everyone,but let's sets. But a counselor is
not one of those. I havea tendency to be very hard on people
just because of my upbringing and notbecoming a victim, so I tend to
not be so and pathetic. Yeah, maybe I just don't listen too much,
Like I have that tendency to likenot listen to the pupil when someone
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opens up to you emotionally like it. This lady has said this twice now
that remember this is how I amtaking or fucking leaving. Yeah, but
also like her whole, like I'mfrom like a rough upbringing, Like I
get it, but like this isthe second time she's brought it up as
like an excuse. Yeah, Imean I do think it is. It
does shape you to be tougher whenyou're This is true, And I guess
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bitch is complaining about the little shitand she's like really yeah, like come
on, get it together. Ilike that she's just a hard house,
and she says it you're identifying withher. Yeah, because I you tune
them out. Amazing. You knowwhat, your husband must be so lucky.
I know he's so lucky. He'sso lucky. David really helps me
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see a situation from a different light. It is a great partner. But
sometimes I wish he would just agreewith me. Just shut up. Oh,
by the way, Aaron is havingher tenure anniversary. You and I
baby are headed out and about weneed a babysitter. Can I wear a
track suit? No? I don'tthink it's black tie, but I think
it's a very formal. There's noat leisure. No. Can I wear
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this with a tie? No,I don't think that's appropriate. Well,
that kid is so cute. Thatkid is so cute. Look, I'm
really much more into the show atthe moment. Now. It's giving me
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people to hate, people to love, and that's what I needed. Okay,
And we knew we were kind ofgonna like this, and it was
a good cost, but like nowit's getting a bit real. Yeah,
I'm fully here for it. I'dlike to dislike people. Aaron's relationship is
getting a little weird for me.The fact that Jenna still wears half shirts
at fifty is so awesome for me. Like, she wears a lot of
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half shirts she loves. Well,that's one thing she's confident about is that
she has a body. Well.No, she said that she is very
self like because she has like alot of pigment scarring, and she said
she doesn't like to show a lotexcept for her chest. But now I
feel like she's wearing a lot ofhalf tops. I don't think I can
wear this thing. Not here right, Okay, okay, it's going down,
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go fast. Oh my god,I'm gonna try the dress. Here's
number one. I feel like it'sshe's not it, this is not it.
Tie. I don't know. Great, please pause? What is she
doing? I don't know. She'strying to mean she is awkward. She's
very awkward. Yeah, and Idon't know, Like this place for her
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is because she's brilliant and she's smart, so I don't know there's something hot.
And she's also been in fashion herwhole life, so this shouldn't be
awkward for her. Yeah, butshe's she's behind the scenes like she's on
camera now and it's making her feelreally awkward. She's trying to be a
little bit fun because there's just nothinglike that comes that naturally to her about
wanting people to watch her. Right, then, why is she doing this
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show because people to get out ofthe bag? I don't know, no,
I literally I was going to commentthat, like she she's a little
bit hard to watch, just becauseit's they did just do the music.
It was like we watched cute youngpeople and sexy gasses any and we're in
her closet and she's got an oldlady out. Oh gosh, all right,
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but I identify with her a littlebit because I'm like an old lady,
Like we're the same age. I'mnot saying any like, I'm just
saying that I think so, Ithink we're bout fifty, but I think
that she gives more mature vibes.You look a lot better than her,
Well thank you, but I thinkwe just have different looks. Oh yeah,
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I don't think that's okay? Isthat for me? Well it's for
me. I thought i'd for youone, but more for myself. Cheers,
cheers. You know, it's likePore in the afternoon. She's shaming
again. Every time. It's allnegative. This could be a drinking game
for us. Every time she's abitch to her husband, we can have
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a drink. That's perfect. Ohmy god. Yeah, if you're at
home and you're watching New York Housewives, you should definitely make that a drink.
Yes, absolutely, anytime habits condescendingmuch Oh yes, I love that.
That's why you're the rapt girl.Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, there's a half stop awkwardmuch would you think of my bababy?
So I'm missing somebody, Jossel.That's so bad. She's coming, and
you know what, I'm actually excitedto have fun with her because she apologized
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clean slate. I'm like ready tolike have fun with Jessel if you can
ever have fun. Those words shouldnever be in the same sense. But
but I think that Aaron's mature,like she's like, fuck it, like
this is so like beneath me untilshe sees this when she talks about the
invitation, and she's gonna get allright, well I can't wait for that
me too. So there's a lotof hairy smells like a hes spry.
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Well, this is just bad wine, which one your hair sprays in your
fucking hair. She's doing your hairbit more negativity. It's not the wine,
so it's like condos that name.But yeah, this is not us
just being a bitch because I'm like, oh wow, I really hate because
the lady's doing her hair behind herwith hair spray. Can I see what
you're wearing? I know that youhe did shopping on your own, and
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I always get nervous when you shopon your own. God is the name
again? Oh my god, wewould be wasted by now paying the nig
Why do you get nervous? Yeah, well, excuse me. It took
almost seven years to get it right, have it. I don't think he
cared so much about his appearance beforeI met him. But listen, if
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you want to be with me,you gotta look at a certain weight because
what I brought it's a nice doublebreasted I love. I created a monster.
Nowadays, he blow dries his hairevery day, he gets his eyebrows
done. I made him stop that. I was like, why are your
eyebrows thinner than mine? And helooks like lander, but he loves to
(35:44):
look it. Wait, where's mymic I'm literally gonna drop it. It's
amazing. There's a hint of positivitythough. Yeah, but it was all
about her. It was like,where's my mic so I can drop because
I didn't. Even when she's tryingto be like being a bitch like you,
I made you. Yeah, you'renothing that god who was calling me?
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Hi? Are you excited? Arewe gonna dance all night? Why
are you in bed like in ajacket? I'm so afraid to give you
this news. And so I pickedmy dress, I got my diamond,
I ate because that was really gonnafeed me. Why do you always think
I'm not gonna feed you. Ijust took a COVID test before I come
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to your party. Don't tell meyou have COVID. Do not tell me
you have COVID. Oh, Ican't believe you're not coming. Best excuse,
I don't know. Have you everused that one? No, I've
I've wanted to. I had picturesof my kids tests positive for COVID,
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but then the shows were like,we'll send a nurse out to retest you.
I was like, dang it,have you yes? No one.
I literally googled a picture of asI kept my kids. I'm sing to
me right now, no, youdon't have COVID. Shut up? Was
the best thing to come out ofCOVID, the COVID excuses. Oh my
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god, I'm so sorry, youcan't calm. I love you. I
hope you feel so much better.Don't do anything that won't do, which
is that's pay well, happen bedtime. Okay, I love you back.
Cannot get the fact that she remindsme so much of Jennifer Anderson out
of my head. It's because it'sin a manner right. Man mannerisms and
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mannerisms are all like that. She'skind of just like cool enough to cough
about everything and like a clothes andmanny. Yeah, but it's a tomboy.
That's like the whole thing, becauseit's still like a good fu yeah
yeah, like don't what what wasthat? Chop your bit chop and fuck
you? I said, she'll beatyou up and fuck you. Didn't even
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understand. It's hard to talk trouble. Let's go. We're here for the
funny. Oh my god, nokids at parties. Such a good job
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a little I'm speechless. It isbeautiful and also the venue is so special,
Paul de Lumier, which is onChamber Streets. It's beautiful. It's
like this beautiful piece of history inNew York City. How awkward lady?
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Oh my god, she's the cameraworst side it down, It's like,
what are you wearing this? Okay, that's Dad's new girlfriend. How many
girlfriends has you know have been there? But she should be a little nice
some of those dirty looks. She'spulling it out if she wants to make
any friends. I know. It'sa whole production, this thing. It's
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like wearing like armor. Dad hasa girlfriend. Great, at least she's
of age. Oh my god,doesn't this look beautiful? This is just
very common and not surprising. Wehaven't find the body bar Oh they'd never
met and didn't know Dad have agirlfriend, just brought her to an event.
I don't know. Good commentary,I love us? Hear me too
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good? Robert from Jacob and Co. Is gonna follow me around? Tim
Ready, I could beat Robert up? What I could beat up Robert?
He doesn't look that tough. Whichone's Robert? He's wearing red and pink.
Make sure that doesn't fall off?You got it? Oh yeah,
he'll be in bed with us Aaron'ssister. I wonder what she'll be like.
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I'm a thirsty They don't look anythingalike. I know, maybe they
have different parents. I think so. So the venue looks gorgeous. It
does look good. Just I don'tcare how many sponts do they have.
If that's what my party will looklike and I can walk in, it
does have a good time. Butwhy did they bring their kids to an
evening gala party? I don't likeI don't like kids at my parties.
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I don't like kids. Just sowe all are aware, I don't like
kids. I don't parties. Ithink it's weird, okay, but it
is a celebration of their parents love, which is already weird enough, right
you should they keep that between orsomething? Yeah, you think so.
I mean it is a little oddto when you mix your family, including
(40:45):
your small children, with your friendsfor an evening. I've got my party
stockings on, i have my outfit, i have my fur. I'm flying
pretty high. Keep the glasses onbecause the eyes are bloodshot. I mean,
I don't wear fur. But I'mnot mad at her. She's owning
her ship. But like the glassesthough, are a bit like look at
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me, look at me? Imean with the fur as well. She
kind of looks like that, aslike that. I see your point.
And she's also upstaging out home girlhere that's throwing the pod. Yeah,
well, I mean I think theyhave different looks going on, but it's
almost like, oh that the girlfriendhas her tits out too. Oh yeah,
it's jealousy. Look, Oh you'reso right about that. I didn't
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even It's like the camera light ishitting it in a different angle now she
has full tits out. She wasjealous. It wasn't like what do you
wear? I mean they have thesame size and the same look going Oh
my god, no want me toget it. Yeah, someone's gonna need
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to Ryan at the anniversary. Youremember Sarah pants Hi, mama? You
look na? Are you hi?Does this him? Get hit it?
Brandon still on her sun uses nineo'clock? Take them off? Wait wait,
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I have to eat your neck.Yeah, don't hit on my das.
I think that she taped her boobdown on the side, so wouldn't
the nip wouldn't come out like theside of the dress. And it's looking
very straight. Well, because she'sflattened the ship. It's like she's take
them down, I know, butyou can't. They're already flat. You
can't like it's they were doing thema disservice. Just get a different dress.
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Yeah, why is it they needa little bit more material on the
side then, and they would kindof just be fashion boob. Yeah,
but yeah, it's pushing in themiddle there. Yeah, yeah, I
see it all right, going Yeah, Hi, are you wearing sap?
I'm tessel? Yeah, why doyou get ready? Twenty fourteen? I
love that long ago. He doesn'tknow anything much. No, no,
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no, no, no, none, undone. I spent three years trying
to have a child. I haveseven embryos. They're chilling in a freezer.
My girl is in there. Pubtthinks he's too undone. No,
no, no, no no.I want to say hi to Aaron.
Next there's I'm sorry. I waswearing armor. When my dad's saying heard
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there, he could see her boom. She's married, She's take it.
It's okay, okay, okay.There's a lot of weeners in this place.
Put him into my mouth. Cute. I haven't even thought you.
I am at her divided her house. I sorry for like a splitting now,
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but I was there for like tenminutes. My kid was saying like
it was chaos. That dress istoo narrow at the front. It's like
loveig do o no. But youknow, like we had our thing and
I wanted to like show up.I know it was. It worked too,
Thank you? You know what Ireally want us to like like actually
start fresh like me and you're wantingfun review. I really appreciate it.
And I told you thank you.Struggles and I need to dance HR or
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somebody call HR. That's what Iwas thinking. What I saw this.
You can't do that, right?Is she okay with it? She didn't
ask her permission. Now she's alsoa lesbian. Yeah, yeah, and
she won't stop. And they decidedto keep this in and make it it
thing forty five minutes for you.It's really good. I mean, I
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don't make a habit of grabbing asses. It's not like part of my repertoire.
Or maybe it is. I shouldcheck that. I don't think that
you should have it as your repertoireanymore these days. I don't know who
had first. Wow, she's hungry. How can you tell she's hungry?
She's always hungry. You're looking hungry. She wants food? Do you know
(45:20):
what the rule is in We neverdid that. It's just like we're so
young and it's just good thing aboutit years about how you didn't think about
it. It's when every wedding hasI'm just trying to get red my head
around that we weren't ready. Weonly knew each other. You weren't ready
to be. What is it thatthey didn't do? They're saying, I
can't believe you haven't done this yet, to get this party together, to
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talk about how much they love eachother. Okay, they didn't do that
at their wedding. No, theyhad didn't have an engagement party. So
they get their engagement party because theynever got to have one, right,
Okay, which doesn't make sense tome ten years later, But it's like
reading your wedding. I don't know. Whenever anyone does this, it's like
the kiss of death reality to bewhen they celebrate their love by like we
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pushing it on our throats. Itdoesn't usually go well for them, but
I wish them. You have tosay you're doing well, You're not.
This place feels like Bank of Americaholiday party meets a charity gala meets a
barmanslow. I think I'm a littlebored. How do I like to entertain
myself fitching. So where it's sponsored, it's fine. That was mean.
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That was her Jessel rubbing off oncan't hang out with Jessel anymore. See,
it's contagious. This is why youreally have live in your life.
Nope, Now when you're ready toget a divorce, I'm single. A
swap anymore? Who does she haveto swap with? I don't know.
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I think it was done funny.I don't think it was meant mean or
anything. It was like kind ofa compliment, like, oh, you're
hot, like I wish you wouldmarry me, yes, but not like
but I'm doing this in front ofmy friend because I just I'm just joking.
Yes, that's a good way toget away with it, but a
little bit serious. Yeah, justtiny. I don't think. I don't
think she's covered it in jokes.And then next season there together, Yeah,
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that would make great TV. Lessupon them. No, we're better
than that. Thing happens after thetwenty year anniversary twenty Yeah, that's patience.
I think we're gonna do a bow. Who does Brind's hair? I
don't know, it's so good,she's a lot of hair. Jealous.
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I don't think that's her hair.That's her hair. Really, yeah,
whatever, you don't mess up andsay hi, take you friends. She's
I'm a little far with it.I gotta love it matter. It wouldn't
bother me. But it seems likeit might be a little much for this
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group. Only if you know thatyour friend is secure with their part,
like so maybe they have she's likethe hot single friend. Yeah, but
she's the most fabulous too. Maybethat's why she's not jaded and worn down
by men. Yeah, she's stilllike in control, like you yeah,
sure, whatever, it's not youI'm interested in. It's actually Aaron's dad,
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because then I'm Aaron's stepmoa. Iwouldn't never elway I did. She's
going for tonight. By the wayshe's she really looks like an evil stepmother
him. And there was something tooit. If I was hearing stepmom,
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I wouldn't let her call me friend, you know, I'd be like,
no, you have to call memom now, like mommy, call me
mom, mom, mommy, mommy. Yes you okay, not that you
have ye. Jessel's like trying totake her away. She's my only friend
in the group, and she's takingherself down walk away, walk away.
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I need friends. I kind oflike her earing so that outfit though not
with that it's too much. Shedam nay, she fully does. I've
gotta lock my shot. I'm rippingon her party and I'm hitting on her
husband. Yeah, I'm never gettingget invited another Anna yet. All right,
I'm making my vows. We justsoon. I need to have a
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herd the hot dude? What hottime? Oh he's really hot. Let's
got deal? Would you ever seewhat a guy against? It's the right
one now. But I feel likewe are we making moves. I'm sickle,
so I'm making moves. Wait,what will happen? Really? Life
happened that just having it in janhappen fastival Jenna, How how do you
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feel like? How are you feeling? I mean it's been a little it's
been rough. And when you whenyou think your life is going one direction
and then yeah, does a rightturn to I know I dated this person
for almost a year and a half. It's not been consistent. I think
that there were signs, like youget excited, you believe that something is
going to be and so when thatfuture goes away, it can be really
heartbreaking. Do they play like sadsome music for her when like like because
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we got real quiet when she's onthe screen. We're not cackling hags anymore.
We're just like, whoa poor singlegirl? What was me? It
was interesting that she said that shemight be with men, though, what
do you think about that? Isthat a real thing? Or is she
just trying to be one of thegirls now or she's mad at women in
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general? I think that she Imean, she wasn't she was with men
before she has kids? I know, but I just feel like that was
a stage in her life. Iknow so well, Yeah, I doesn't
want to go back to that.She's not keen on the pain. She's
not keen on the pain, butshe seems almost like too, what's the
(51:06):
good badge one to Leszie? Notoo like keen on the badge? I'm
not kidding, lunching on the mapof Tazzi's shape anyway, I start trying
to thought, but let's see wherethis goes. I am sorry. I
might be more into her dating lifethan anyone know, because you don't know
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will they weren't they with anyone?Wasn't a mutual thing? Or I think
something like I think I mean Yeah. Do you think it was because this
person wanted to be more vocal,like more of the way I run.
She didn't want to be on thehouse side, like this is not but
I hadn't mind too. Yeah.I was like I hear that. Yeah,
and it's not like I can turnit off. So it's been We've
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been like, hang out in mythank you, I'll bring you tons of
mind, Gil, then you couldcome hang out with that'll bring your side,
Okay, And it's finally opening up, and I wish that she would
show me more of this side ofher. She never wants to talk about
a girlfriend or introduce us to thisgirl. And now all of a sudden,
this girl breaks her heart. AndI'm happy that she told me this
because now I feel like she canlean on me. I feels so bad.
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I'm so sorry. Thank you.So I like feeling very protective,
but right, I appreciate that somuch. Really, I do mean thank
you. Would you like to havea threesome with me and my husband?
God? Nobody wants that. Noone wants to enter into that drama that.
Oh God, I wonder if he'ssleeping around. Are we allowed to
talk about that? I think Ithink Yeah. I think I would think
(52:38):
at least happy ending massages for sure, right. I mean that's like a
safe way to cheat these days,just because you don't really look and every
you know, it might not evenbe cheating. That's what a lot of
people think. I'm just a weeklymassage. Have you ever had one?
I have? Wow? Willingly?Oh did you have to pay extra?
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No? I wanted to get out, but I guess I was in one
of those places and I just thoughtwe were just getting regular massages. And
then I kept hearing all this groaning, and then the lady kept getting closer
and closer to my area. Whatis I just was like in shock.
I just didn't know what was happening. And Mark, my friend, was
next to us. That actually soundstraumatizing. I'm so sorry about that.
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I mean I would have left ifI wanted to true cycle, and I
haven't had sex in a year anda half. I don't think I should
be. I should be sel Ihad it there and direct everything that's going
on. I'm not into training likeyou remember here you're on college, but
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I'm not. You don't want that. I would be the sail grass coming
up. I just want to tellyou can you like people? Everybody is
talking. Okay, I'll be thebest time, I'm the best. I'm
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not allowed to eat the pizza.Yes, that's right, you said.
Guess what you weigh me when Icome into the podcast, and if I
get past a certain way, Iwon't be invited back because there's not enough
fruit. Yeah. Sorry, wehave a we have a pounded situation.
So Ryan doesn't eat when you's hereand I just watches me eat. It
all makes sense now, yea?This is hell. Welcome to hell.
(54:32):
Yeah, so so far this isit's kind of dragging on a bit for
me now, Like I feel likeand also I feel like, if you're
Jenna, you don't want to besingle next to Brent. No no,
so I mean maybe like I knowand she's like, oh, who's that
hot guy over there? Like thisis not the guy that you should be
looking for, Like we gotta well, I mean, you can have whatever
(54:54):
you want, but do they wantyou? I don't know. I don't
know. You ever know? Peopleare into there's like old lady porn,
I heard a boss. See,I have to I have to be very
sure someone will like me, soI have to choose them wisely because I
just don't want to be rejected.Oh god, that's a lot of work
for you. Yeah, that's whyI never get out and I never was
getting one out that back. Youguys, we had four pages and a
(55:21):
sandy Oh no, oh god,he does see. I feel like this
is very indulgent, like making peoplestand there. They don't know these people.
Yeah, and also, okay,you've been to the other ten years.
That's nice, but like it's notanyone else's problems. Yes, you
invited everyone here to like look atus, we're still together. We're so
(55:45):
perfect. But that's why I feellike they popped in. They said they're
hellos. They don't they shouldn't haveto sit for the family stuff. Go
out, leave like you've said,you've you've showed that your friend. It's
rude, Like stand there and watchme. I'm gonna have all that friends
talk about and even the friends likewho wants to sit there and talk about?
Like other people's a lot everybody.We're here and we're in love.
(56:07):
Nothing happened, like we're not.This is what the Straits do. This
is no, this is not whatwe do at all. This is what
people that are trying to shove theirlove down our throat. I'm happy for
you. O. Yes, thisis yes. Sorry. I do not
need a whole procession over its business. Him come back, Hi, Hi
(56:34):
on that sister. I see,but I just want to tell you,
it's a little rude to you,like you are You're not? Are you?
You're just chatting? Teach? Areyou gonna go out and tell you
each one of the people too.See everybody is talking, but you're right,
it's rare. Yeah, but itweren't from like wait, first of
(56:55):
all, they weren't even mean wow. They were trying to decide where they're
no boot clothes at ten M.I think what she meant was she didn't
want to speak the other people thatwere talking. We're not on the show
right on, principal characters on theshow, And she was trying to come
over and edge away. And I'mgoing to start in a drama. I've
seen these shows. I know thisis my sister. I get my mom.
(57:15):
Do you guys mind being quiet?Right? That was a little it
was it was a camera time moment. M'm sorry, we just got in
trouble, so we can't tell introuble. Yeah, I can attention or
extra secred daughter and you're right,you are right his mom's baby. Yes,
(57:35):
I'm sorry. I just hate that, like being scolded by the sister
at the party that other people andit's kind of already really loud. Yes,
no one's hearing them. No,and there's a million other people talking.
Yeah they came. That was aggressiveaggressive, Yeah, and cringe too,
like you're trying to get your hiton there. We get it,
Yeah, yeah, we get it. Am I gonna get the opportunity to
(57:58):
be like, does anyone speak forever? Hold your piece? See. I
love Aaron so much, but thisepisode was the worst thing about it.
And it was so cringe because Iwasn't expecting this from her. She was
like the cheesy smiles. They're like, oh my god, how would you
say? Like this is just toomuch? Wrap it up, not putting
up with us, But I feellike this is for us. You see
(58:20):
what I'm saying, Like they're shovingit down, ropn't. I don't like
it became a bit cheesy, Ilike, and he didn't like the camera
now He's like, I don't know. Hey, I truly can't believe we've
been married for ten years. WhenI met you, twelve years ago in
a bar on the Lower east Sidecalled the Draft. I never thought it
would be meeting the man I wouldcall home, a Hey, I'm gonna
(58:44):
meet all lots of people back theretalking because you just put us through,
right if I fifteen hours of ahell eighty five different speeches and I'm sorry
you don't shush people when you're upthere. No, and how selfish to
think that people want to spend verymuch time hearing about we just had to
(59:07):
get onto your thing, just haveto pick a few. This is not,
oh my god, too much,Aaron, I'm not cat, can't
go. This was a bad movelike this. It's weird. It's fucking
weird, weird. You are mybest friend. I think even if we
weren't married, I getting not attractedto each other and didn't want to have
babies with each other, we wouldstill be best friends. Should you say
(59:30):
eat that friend in that? That'swhat I heard. Did anybody else hear
that? I wake up every daythanking God for the life I've been given
with you, but mostly for thecoffee that you leave on my nightstand.
Let's great. My left foot isfalling asleep, my eye is drooping for
(59:54):
once, for once, put ohno, puts. Pavit's wife is justified
in her complaining. I wish shewould get up there on the microphone and
do what she does best, whichis negg the whole party. She's a
she's a she's an energy vampire.This is your Momentavit's wife, This is
your moment, Jaco, kill theparty. We need you. We're done
(01:00:17):
all right. Lately it's occurred tome past forward stuff. I think we
can't fast forward, have to watchthe whole thing. We just put it
on one like fast forward. Butshe's gonna have a lot of shaffing on
(01:00:40):
her skin. Aaron, Oh yeah, all the metal outfits es are giving
me the middle. At very leastshe should have said goodbye to me,
which is exactly what she said Jennashould have done when she dipped out of
my house. I think it wasa little rude not to say, by
what your your entire friend and familygroup. See, Aaron, you're losing
(01:01:02):
me so happy for us, andit's just a really really beautiful special night.
Okay, So you don't need yourhusband, so you don't need her.
She's hungry. She stayed the wholenight to throw at the TV to
to throw it at the TV,like you can't expect everyone to stay the
entire time. Well, I meanI think that we did pretty good.
Yes, this is our first recapin real life on the TV. I
(01:01:28):
love it. Hopefully this turns outwell. I am having the best time
on this couch. Anyway, wasso fun. That was fun. I
mean like a lot. I'm sweating. I'm like, these girls like stressed
me the fuck out they do.I want them to do what I want
them to do exactly and don't disappointme. Aaron, I'm just bummed with
like she's not going Like really,I'm at a party and everyone's friends are
(01:01:51):
there. I'm not going to tryto go say bye. You know I
came, you know, I supportit. It brings the party down when
you go up and say goodbye.You don't want anyone to really know you're
leaving anywhere. That means the restof the second half of the night is
just saying good bye to people,right, that's it. Dumb. And
she did you a favorite. Shewent to nobs and Aaron, you're not
that girl stopping so selfish bunny everyone, Yeah, exactly, come on,
(01:02:14):
Oh no, and where were youParvate's wife, You should have been nagging.
That party was the one time whereit actually made sense for you.
Literally just dead the party. Anyway, we're done for the day. We've
been bitching and complaining for long andit was fun. It was fun.
I really hungry stole. Oh okay, well let's eat. I still am
(01:02:37):
not even allowed to pizza. Butif I get on that scale and don't
get let in, bye bye.Thanks for listening to Brandy Glanville Unfiltered.
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