September 1, 2023 • 59 mins
Join Brandi and James for another thrilling installment of their "Unfiltered RHONY Rewind." Get ready for a candid and humorous commentary session as they dissect and discuss an episode from The Real Housewives of New York. The duo explores the intriguing question of whether any of the housewives become infected with the infamous "housewife syndrome" and altering their behavior for the camera? Brace yourself for their mixed reactions from Jessel Taank's opening up about her family life with her mom, where they found the moment touching but thought it could have been more concise. Also, don't miss the drama as Jenna spills the tea to Sai about Erin's party departure and Brynn's clever method of self-entertainment at Erin’s anniversary party. It's a rollercoaster ride of wit and reality TV revelations!
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Straw Hut Media. Wow from strawHut Media. This is Brandy Glanville on
the film, but is Brandy's dogand it likes to hump and like everyone
is very guy that wants to humpand look at right. I don't want
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buddy to hump me. I know, but I just never seen a dog
like think about sex so often?What do you think? Oh god,
that is on my brain? Allright, comment that just happened. We
have to keep that in. Ohgod, I'm not like you. I
don't really care what people think aboutme. You should care a little more.
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No, I don't like me dog. But it strikes again, wrong
area, but it strikes again.I know. Let's see if we're gonna
have to sing our song condescending man, let's see. But I when they've
watched it, it seemed short,ye, like a little an interesting,
really weird. We just came acrossthat this morning that we both thought the
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episode seemed a little short. Orwhy do you think that is? Is
it? Because not much happened?Well, I think below Jack went long
and then maybe they'd split the difference. Yeah, I don't know about that.
That doesn't sound real. But Ifeel like but they're both really highly
rated shows. They would just wantboth of them on. And I think
it's coming to an end this They'relike they're going to end on a high
note because they have a good season. You know what I mean. I'll
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tell you what. Jessel I likea little bit more in this episode.
I think she'd listen to her podcast. Oh my god, that's what she's
doing. And then they just andthen she's asking to go back and film
or like she's doing the editor.See She's like, oh god, they're
right. I mean, obviously,do you think that she was a bit
nicer in this episode? Did youknow why? Because she has a friend
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because Brin and Aaron are fighting andshe isn't like Aaron, so she's like
happy that someone else is fighting.I think it's there's a mixture in there
of that she actually does joke alot, and she thinks that she's just
being funny with all of the condescendingmuch like that's actually her. So I'm
just a little bit like, Imean, she still sucks a little bit.
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Okay, so yeah, no,she still sucks, but you know
what I mean, she's stuffening up. I think we should watch the episode
we give too much more away.I know you went on a date like
this week, right, she's Ihave had? Oh my god, no,
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that's a nightcap. Oh yes,I'm tired. Okay, let's go
in. Oh my, this event, I want to forget it. I
want to understand why you bring childrento an event. Nos, al ready
to get a divorce? Is alljokes, by the way, and I
love it. This is exactly whatI used to do. What's the place
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to do it is an anniversary party. I thought you're not going to ramp
someone's marriage. Someone that really wantsto do that is not bringing it up?
Right? This is all done injest. When did Aaron lose a
sense of humor? When did Aaronget housewives syndrome? I think we're gonna
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have the models walk in. They'regonna get checked in sit so then we're
gonna move over to here. Here, we're gonna I love that they're all
able to promote all these products onhere again. I thought that was out.
Yeah, what the hell Befini didthe mold for that? I think
we're about ready. You might aswell go. Oh, I get it.
They just own a part of productnow, like they all have their
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things they promote oh has COVID,So she's kind of out of this line.
She sent you a lot though,Yeah, like she eats bananas and
hot sauce. What are you having? And last one? Come on?
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Who extra? She is extra?Maybe she works out? Yeah, you
know when you do that, youshe's just swinging it. She wasn't actually
doing it right? Why another halfshirt? Do you know what we're doing
today? Kask with the lashes?I love that. We wanted to put
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a lash on you and if you'refeeling nervous, I'll come over and make
you laugh and it'll be fine.It's gonna be perfections. You come alive
with lashes, lashes, hair andhills. Yeah, it's a whole different
vine. My lesbian friend yesterday,just a coincidence, had just got Elsa
actually from my other podcast, soshe went and got her eyelash is done.
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It lasts like two weeks, rightand there. Oh yeah you can't,
yeah, you can't do that.We have to talk to Elsa.
It does the same thing that justsee your hair, So she needs to
just stick with like getting her eyelashesfluted on when she works. I did
it twice. I had to uselast tea to regrow them. They're really
good, great, but then it'slike when they come off, they bring
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your actual Yeah, we'll talk toher. She's on my little mini me.
You're not dating now or you aredating now? And finally I was
like, right are you? Thisis Selena, Selena, this is a
size to meet you. I invitedside for a couple of reasons. I
am an older white woman and whensomeone comes in forecasting, I think it's
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so critical to see someone that lookslike them so that they know that the
person who's looking at that she wantedto have a token. So nutty,
they're so toned if that. Theyjust said, all the white women's invite
it's side just to make sure Iknow what I'm black person, and that
is why she is here, Likethere's just no it's getting around the issue.
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Oh my god, what was that? That was? Actually? Oh
god, walking outside of her stopI don't think it all and tell her
worships. And I photographed natural hairthat's something I struggled with growing up scene
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ugly, and then photographed me ina powerful way that you're cute. I
know, all right, let's puta lash on her. There's a lot
of input from her. Yeah,you're cute. I like, sorry,
are you nervous me a little bit? It's okay to Did you have a
nickname when you're growing up? Yes, it was given by my brother.
She couldn't say my name. Shecalled me morning. That's so sweet.
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So that stuck with me, andmy mom still has me about my name
is not my real name. I'lltell you a really weird story. It'll
probably make you laugh. So myname is Judith when I was growing up.
Stop, you never felt like aJudith. My mom's name is Judith,
and she's fucking fabulous. And there'snothing wrong with a Judith. Look
at Judith light, She's amazing.Look at a Judge Judith. Yeah,
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icons exactly. There's nothing wrong forchanging it. Go waste of a Judith.
And so the first day of college, our teacher said, if you
have a nickname, like, tellme now today of the day. So
I was like, okay, butI had to pick something, and the
only thing that could come to mindwas my brother used to call me Jenna
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Jenna, Jenna, Talia, Jenna, Jena Jenitalia. Why I'm five years
old. So I think that's whatI can tell you why Jenna, I'm
gonna call you. Oh, she'sabout to explain this vulnerability in herself to
calm someone else's nerves. I thoughtwas the sweetest thing. Actually, why
Jenna. Her name is Judith.Yeah, I know it doesn't even it's
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not even close to like you aretelling your secret and clean stranger, but
you cannot tell your friends. Everybodyneeds to know. I think needs a
break. Everyone needs it out agenda. Actually, let's look at the photos
that you already have. Well,here you can come and look. Let's
see how it's going. Oh mygod, I loved her. I'm obsessed
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with her. I have a gendaicdisorder. I have no eyelashes. So
that's why I decided to make abrand of eyelashes that were what I wanted
to wear. And so love scenewas born. Oh my god, it's
so cheeky. What's it called.I wonder if any of this love scene.
I wonder if any of these brandsactually do well, like you know,
if they if they're in Target,they're going to do Okay, okay,
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Target. It's hard to get inTarget. But our makeup that I
told you about yesterday is going tobe everywhere because of the name is so
hot. I mean, don't wantto talk about it. But breakups are
cold. Yeah, it's hard.I'm okay. I just distract myself.
I exercise, I read. Canyou stop for a second. Is she
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a victim? Is she always likeI have a disorder with my scars,
I have a disorder with my eyelashes. I don't know. Being alone,
I feel like very victimy. Ithink she's just so self conscious that she's
making excuses for herself constantly as towhy, Like it's a little bit harder
for her to be like as outgoingas you are. She's rich, but
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a mental thing. She's holding backbecause she's just for some reasons, all
to so sorry for her. We'reobsessed with herself, so like she's a
narcissist trying to make us feel sorryfor her so we like her more.
I get it, You're not wrong, all right? Good? Well,
you do things that I find Idon't do as much when I'm in a
relationship. It's so weird. It'sthe holidays and stuff. I'm like corn
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that made me cry, you knowit, Only she's sucking kids. There's
your kids on the holders. Feelmake me feel like emotional I don't like
it. They don't rich all thingssometimes lost that you love China Irish goodbye,
I think Aaron's going to be you'releaving just saying enough. I honestly,
between you and I don't Irish goodbyesare perfect. I'm Irish. I
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do them all the time. No, who has time like that's it brings
you down, like saying goodbye topeople. It's the worst. Party is
over. You want everyone to continuetheir party and just they know you were
there, they know you showed up. But I think we're getting ahead of
ourselves. I don't want people comingand interrupting a conversation of people that are
really happy at the party to belike I'm going, I am leaving now,
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the party down. Yeah, no, it's horrible. I agree with
you. Tell me I will seeyou tomorrow. I'll catch you like thank
you Lucky John's. Yeah, that'san Irish goodbye, Okay. I think,
yeah, that's how I do andIrishy and I just do that outside
and then you get the party going. Yeah, I'll deal with it.
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I'm sure you will. So Idon't give a fuck. You love Si.
I I'm not the biggest fan.Still you still like her, I
have to like make dinner. Ithink you need a glass boy Aaron our
previous best friend. Let's see whatshe has to say. Thank you.
I don't know her anymore. Madethe babe. I'm so tired. It
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was such a good party. Everybody, such a good party. If I
do say so much old parties,I'm gonna put ice in my red wine.
I'm weird. I put ice inmy white wine, though, although
I have reservations on light. Youknow, my girlfriend's like, what do
you mean? I just feel likethe way they behaved, I don't know,
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like it just rubbed me the wrongway. How would she know?
It as a giant, huge hall. Apparently they were talking. Apparently that
means this is her sight. Idon't wanna tell you little rude. Can
you like? The sister gets evenworse now. First of all, so
I didn't even say I I mean, that's just so beyond rude. Coupled
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with the fact that they're talking.I thought she was a bit more of
a cool girl. First. Ithink she's getting petty for the show.
She's doing what you think you're supposedto do as a housewife. Yeah,
and that's what I don't want towatch that happened in Orange County last year.
Like it's like, Okay, shethinks she has to be this petty
when in general she's just like she'sa man dude. She's like it,
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she's supposed to be one of theboys. She has that whole relaxed libe.
It's effortless. I don't think she'dbe like this in real life.
Here she's doing this for the camera. It's turning her into the house life
syndrome. Yeah, frankly, theyjust should have known better, like just
shut your mouth. And also ifsomeone comes back to you and says you're
being rude and loud, just belike, oh my god, I'm sorry.
Party. I would have said fuckoff, like we're delayed. Yeah,
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So I think it was Jessel.It's like, so cute, you
guys are doing her vows. SoI told them how we didn't do our
vows before. So that Brin's like, oh, so, fucking man,
China, you can get out ofthe marriage. Technically you're not married.
Clearly she's fucking joking because she's away above what you could ever see her
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thing. She does this and she'sgood, like that's that's what I do
that's why I like her. Yeahdid you laugh? I laughed? Oh?
Thanks? And he seems pretty coolby it too, like his face
is like what it was like,Oh, go with the flow. And
now he's a little bit given thesetting and it was just weird first of
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all, off, like our kidswere right there, Like what if they
had heard it? I'm just sayingthat's not acceptable to me. I'm sorry,
it's really He's like, oh shit, wait, was I not supposed
to say this? It's a child? Why were your kids right there?
It was a nighttime evening party.She's being a whiner. I'm not going
to ignore him or anything. Itreally pisses me off. She came in,
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she starts, not you now,don't be like this episode one are
and sometimes she doesn't have tact andit really pissed me. If you want
to wear sunglasses, you fucking wearsunglasses. Who cares why you're laughing?
I'm like disgusting. It was funny. How was that funny that she's joking
about that? You should be waitstop this okay? Wasn't she just worried
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that her child might have heard that. She went and got her child downstairs
and is holding her child and they'refucking talking about it. What the fuck?
This is? Why it's not real? She this is not real concern
and she just said that she wasjoking about it, like joking, but
the whole thing is not What ifmy childhood let me go get the child
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so I can re talk about it. Wow, she would have gone into
another room. I just don't evenknow how I'm supposed to be in the
same room as her. You know, I can't be fake. Oh,
I know, I don't know how. Thank you learning. Okay, let's
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talk shit. Okay, So Idon't know. Oh, I don't know
what's going on, dude. HrNo. So yeah, I just don't
understand Aaron's like, I don't understandwhere she's coming from. She was worried
the kids were gonna hear, andthen she went and got her kid and
told to get about it. AndI just feel like she's making TV and
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the husband's driving me nuts with thismanagina. None of this is about I'll
beautiful Britain. We need to protecther at all costs, and I just
want to stand for that me either. Britain was clearly joking. You wouldn't
joke about it if you weren't ata ten year and like a party like
that, like my parents. I'mlike, God, thank god you lasted
ten years. I would have divorcedthat man talking about my dad a long
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time ago, or at least hadan affair. And I say this to
my mom and she knows I'm serious, but yeah, I'm just like,
that's when you talk about that shit. I thought my mom would be like
she wakes up earlier in England,but here she's waking up eight am,
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wake up a fine sleep for eightam. Because it just accumulates every time
we see something we clean jesself,then how come nothing looks clean housekeeper or
a mom when she actually does leave. We have nanny, I know.
And the thing is is, I'mgoing to get really really busy because I've
been at the game for so long, and to be honest, like I'm
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messing out on a lot of things. I've always worn several hats, but
now I feel like I'm wearing ahundred hats. I have to pick the
twins clothes, I had to pickPuppet's clothes. I have to figure out
what they want for breakfast. Dowe need to buy another diaper size?
And then it's work stuff. Ihave to answer email that I picked out
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clothes and I've eaten breakfast. Don'twe all pick up to figure out?
That's easy? Then we have goingthrough some emails. Okay, so so
far we have about forty five minutesworth of stuff. Maybe calls to make
sure I look amazing for the zoomcalls. You know it's Lambs. Sorry,
she has to pick out her ownoutfit. Everyone else able to get
on the zoom call. This isprobably about an hour, hour and a
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half worth of stuff. Maybe there'sanother like twelve hours. Oh yeah,
let's see the other hundred stop.I need an espresso, this is why.
But they also have at the nanny'sand the mom. So I really
doesn't do anything optimom. How didoctomom survive? Are we just talking about
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Octomom? No? I was withsomeone and somebody said that she was dead
and she's not. No, lookedup in the car. Who was said
in the car with recently that guythat did you make up the other day?
Yes, he often confused me withhim. There was a whole octomom
discussion. But I think apparently she'sgets me. I can hear him sneakering
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away. I'm trying really hard notto like buy a lot of stuff for
them, but they eat like you, they like you, and it's it's
insane, like ships in a diaper, two of everything as well, So
I can't wait to stop buying girlclothes. But it's not happening. Do
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you know? Ever since I wasa kid, my lucky number has always
been three. If she was thatbusy, she wouldn't be trying for any
I am dead serious. It tookso many years, hundreds of thousands of
dollars to get these frozen embryos,and I think that the CLASSI deserves a
little princess. So we're definitely goingfor it, whether you like it or
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not. I don't. Dad keepsasking me when we're going to have a
baby girl, like he really wantsus to have a him. Your parents
don't even know you've an IVF sofar. I mean, how how are
they so confident that you're gonna havea girl? They might worl gild another
boy. I do have to talkabout it to my mom. I feel
really bad, like I feel likeI'm I'm like lying. You are lying
culture if you can't have children.It's such a taboo. I just wanted
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to keep it to myself. Yourmom doesn't know you didn't I I know
it's not I like her braset though, wonder woman, you need to tell
your mom. I mean, ithas to be brought up now. And
because of the fact they're not anunattracted couple. No, I don't think
she's growing on me. How traumatizingthose two years, like were like to
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want something so bad into have everyoneasked you, like, when are you
gonna get pregnant? When are yougonna get pregnant? And it's not working.
I feel bad that her culture doesn'tallough even here for the longest time.
If you had a surrogate, peopleare like, oh my god,
you didn't have your own babies.I mean I did bring up the Adrian
aloof how to surrogate, which Ireally didn't think it was a big deal,
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but apparently it was a big secret. But everyone Beverly Hills knew.
Like I feel like so many wellI know right now are using surrogates to
save their that. I mean,it's it's a personal thing. I don't
know, but like I wouldn't seethe need to feel ashamed of it either.
I mean this is your child andit's just being it has to be.
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I mean, it's a blessing tobe able to have idea or have
a surrogate. That's a really greatand we're just getting this conversation started.
Like everyone's not freezing their eggs.I got to stigma. You have to
have be pregnant by thirty five becausewhat if you're not ready? So I
feel like better for the children andyou're not just doing it, like poor
children have to deal with you notbeing ready and just doing it because oh
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well, society exactly just do whateveryou want. Fucking people. A little
off topic, man, I likedit. We had a kid's first birthday
party in London and the entire time, the entire England family thinks these are
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natural, natural kids. There arenatural kids. They still are your children.
This is such a weird conversation,but it's very real. For that
your natural children you had, youhad to have someone else carry them,
right or no, no, shecarried them. This is just the way
that they did it. So hethinks his babies are robots. Yes they're
not natural. Okay, I'll figureit out. I need to like spend
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my pr like you know, narrative. I'll tell my mom IF's actually interesting
the PR narrative. Yeah, andalso that her whole personality is a PR
narrative. So like her, there'sa lot of trying too hard, which
I think that she tries. Shemust have been a bad publicist because she's
doing a really bad job for herself. But that's interesting though, that she
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is from PR because like trying toohard, and the personality she's chosen hasn't
been that great. But I'm startingto see some redeeming qualities little things try
so hard. If she didn't tryso hard, she might be more likable.
Maybe I want to be in NewYork right now, me too,
Let's go for the weekend. Yes, friend loves her first. Have you
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followed her? No, I don'treally follow people call because it has all
of these differences. He really knowsnothing about her. I'm the collector.
She's troubled. He's in love withher, so he's kind of cute trouble
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here. Yes. Yes, Gudeaand I were together total five years cute.
When Gideon proposed we were actually brokenup. Looked at them for about
a couple of months, and Iwas seeing someone else outside at the rich
Carlton, all the speakers at sunseteverything starts playing this really beautiful rendition of
if I could walk five hundred milescould with my dog? Not the best
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songs so cute? Do you iscall your boyfriend and tell him that you're
engaged to someone. I love that. The worst thing you're ever gonna have
to do is call your boyfriend andtell him you're engaged to another man.
Oh god, he is so likeI love him. I'm in love with
you. You know what, He'sstill in love with her. Look at
the way he looks at her.It's true. They are a good couple.
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Like, girl, are you doing? Do you know what? Maybe
she just wasn't ready for it backthen? Comment, Yeah, all right,
let's keep growing. That is anineteen sixty five Bentley s three.
I don't care about those cars.I like classic cars too much. Work.
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Yes, I had lost divorce.So nice. Isn't it a good
special about he's holding her jacket?Oh he's such a dream boat and he
would buy that for her. Shewanted to guarantee you that, yes,
for my birthday? How about this? Come on, I've never said no
to you in my life. Iknow no, you want to say no,
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hit it office because I love classiccars. He's literally a prince charming
here he is. Now what areyou doing? Then? I didn't pick
up one cab. I can't evenstand up at a dinner table without him
jumping up. What is wrong withyou? Brint? For three years?
Really? Yeah, he's a Disneyprince. Half my friends, some of
my family chose him. I've gotOkay, you sit here and think about
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it. Okay. I would happilyrun her over with my car to get
to him, threw her classic carand I love Britain. But sorry,
that wasn't the first line that youused when we met on Tinder. I
met on Tinder. Should I gottaget on Tinder? I met a good
one on Tinder. I had ayear and a half ack, so I
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thought Tinda was trash, but thisis you just got to keep your options
open. Top of the morning toyou, hope you're having a lively day.
Thank you so much for slipping righton me. So he's Tinder just
for sex or is it also forday? I'm what you need and what
you want at the moment. Andif you have like a connection of chemistry,
do you think this is a randomhook up. And I mean,
we know, we know she's onTinder, so like, do you think
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she's like She's like, I'm famousnow a bitch, like I'm sure tender
anymore, but I am. That'show I met my latest boyfriend. Really
yeah, a year and a halfwe were together. Shit, I know,
And was it for hook ups?Did you want to hook up?
Ever? And I did hook upwith a couple of guys that I was
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just like, Oh, you're hot, let's just fuck. But there are
guys on there that want relationships.I love him for her. You were
the most beautiful person I've ever seenin my life. Okay, why don't
you sell my engagement ring and thenyou can buy this car? Never?
Okay, So I don't like thathe took the engagement ring back. I
think she must have given it back. I feel if he still has it,
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she just got scared and ready crazyenough. I went to a psychic.
You know I love psychics. Youknow I've got my best friend Mark
would be best friends. I'm yourbest friend, He's my East Coast best
friend. Frankly, I don't know. I might go and talk to them
about the egg freezing thing. Idon't know with inflation, eggs are just
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the cost of eggs. I've justgone wonder if I have any eggs left?
How long do they keep them full? I think you as long as
you're paying and thinking about freezing myeggs for a few years, creating a
family if you can sell your eggs. This is not something that it's so
trendy lately, but there's so manycomplications that can happen. Like, friend,
she didn't even realize, like there'sno warnings that all you hear is
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like glorious stories of people having babiesand like getting all these eggs. But
she almost died having it done,and like it's just such a weird thing
to do. It just seems solike, yeah, yeah, I know
it can be very dangerous. Iwould be careful, and you can also
get sixty eggs. Sixty eggs,but why would you even want to harvest
that many. She's like they wereover stimulating her over her eggs. I
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want a girl, Let's have oneto each. Let's just go take a
couple, Okay, because she justtold us, Okay, yeah I might
look twenty five, but I'm not, so I need to get my together
I think I should go to theegg freezing blaze and a chicken costume and
just go in and be like,I think she looks thirty, she's older
than that. A lot of themare older than it looks thirty. Though
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she's not Elliott. We'll take it. They're so fun together. I want
to be there. I think thatthey have great energy. Okay, so
there are some things that like I'vebeen wanting to tell you, she's about
to give her mom the talk.So yes, A couple of the Year
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goes to Brin and whatever that guy'sname was. I loved him for her.
I am into that and he isso deeply in mothy in love with
her. When he looks at her, you can just see this puppy that
would treat her perfectly for the restof her life. And honestly, usually
like this he would be the onethat's like less attractive or whatever, but
he's as attractive and has that muchcharisma as well money. Yeah, and
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then when she's like Elliott will takeit to like the car, like whatever
you want. Oh god, ohmy goodness, what is she thinking?
What is she looking for? Maybeit was just the timing, it was
how old is she now, doyou know, I don't know. I
would guess like thirty five ish,thirty six, thirty seven because she's saying
she's not twenty five and she needsto start thinking about freezing her eggs.
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And she was like, I'm old, but she's not old obviously, but
that's seven. Yeah, let's let'slook it up. Where's my phone?
I don't know her last name though, Bren Ryan how old is? Brand
from New York Cast gives, Oh, here comes Jessel Jessel the jackal.
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Okay, yeah, I'm she wassucking good. I was one year off.
I said, thirty five. We'reperfect than you. We are perfect.
Enjoy Hello. You start with adrink? Yes, you have sparkling
water. That's just spicy margaru.And then can we also just get the
classic Greek salad? What your hairis fine? It's fine, okay,
(29:26):
as long as she well you havewhat are you going to grow your hair?
You need to throw it. Themom's kind of fabulous. What are
you going to grow your hair?Rose? It goes so slat. Yeah,
you can always add layers. No, I can't do that micromanaging the
mom's head. It's hard to growyour hair when her older Dressel. I
think that she cares so much aboutoutward appearances. She needs everyone in the
life to be what fix is,Like she's gonna yeah fixed rights right,
(29:49):
Like, yeah, I am mymom, is my bath friend. We're
super close. Believe me. Asan Indian girl growing up, I've kept
many secrets from my mother, butthey're really close. Twelve o'clock, I
mean, why not, Oh judge, you know, where did mom go
(30:11):
wrong? Because mom thinks pretty groundedand then she's got this uptight like pretend
person as a daughter justed. I'veyeah, I was not crazy about the
idea, but in no world isthis mom going to be mad now point,
it was my only option. Idid one round I didn't work,
(30:36):
and then we basically ended up doinga second round. I didn't work.
No oay, So at that pointI was like, like, this is
now we're fifty grand in still nobaby. This is also like six months
(30:56):
of like injections and hormones, andthat would be yeah awful. You know,
you have to like inject yourself andyour stuff. And the fact that
she couldn't even tell her saying youcouldn't share that is a little sad.
That is imagine me telling you allthis stuff and like your she wants to
be perfect. See like the momentyou would have been there for her.
I would have let her be yourmother, let her be nice. She
(31:21):
like calls me first in the morning, Oh my god, how are you
feeling? Oh my god? Sheinternalizes it, sleepless, nice, doesn't
eat. I don't want her togo through that to love me or have
to realize that I'm not perfect.Right, you had spoken to me and
said to me, Mom, Iknow it's not like I want guacamillo.
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You have been talking about food thisentire episode, and I feel like I'm
putting on weight just hearing it.You are, but you can come watch
me eat after this. Don't cry. Oh, this is a nice moment
and it's a great mom. Hermom wasn't mean or judge that you.
(32:06):
It was like not ideal, buther mom got it it. She was
a beautiful neck, like a reallylong neck. Amazing. But the thing
is is like what was very fastfor Yeah, I know some of this
stuff we need to get, likeI no funds, but it was hard
we get it. I feel sorryfor him. You know. It's a
sad moment, but it was itlasted you long? Also, the mom
(32:30):
was never going to be made.So this is just something that Jessel has
an issue with and her own littlebeady brain beaty except for an iron brain.
I think I have beaty talking aboutJessel. I want to soaper?
What soaper? What's a soberca ban? It's like a little Mexican like fried
(32:55):
things? Was so good and Binnaplease give it to me. Gis Chips
and Sosa just waiting for this ad. But unfortunately we don't have a lot
of filler right now because that wasworrying. That a little bit good.
Thank you so much for doing this. Thank you. She's gonna get Peter
(33:16):
on her. It's not Peter Peter. Oh is that real food? Do
you think every episode? Fucking way? I don't like that, I know,
but she's our girl. I'm gonnatake her with the God, take
her with the bat. I liketo direct all my energy into the happy
nice things, which include decorating andspecifically with close friends. Well, it's
(33:38):
always good for being creative, isto be Not many people can wear that
grain. She's very lucky because shelooks like the branch. That is she
does and what it Jessel looks likeYetti Bigfoot. What the hell Bigfoot on
fire? She seems kind of funthough in the company of brand look at
(34:00):
she's like, sho, this isshe's trying love. When she's happy to
see you, She's truly happy tosee you. I feel like Brind's just
convincing us that she's nice. Sheneeds friends, she's lighthearted. Lewis Tussle's
on her titties. They're really lovingthe metal mesh on this show. Oh
my god, I didn't. Ididn't quite take into consideration that I might
need helse. Are you carrying JennaLyons merchandise? Did she bring her own
(34:23):
decore? Maybe Jenna is a secretlike in tense crafter or something. Maybe
she's saying she's bringing them some cuteshit. Shut up, bitches. I
do love this idea. It's sucha bright idea. Let's reads. I'm
too like swag bags. You gottagift, you get a gift, you
(34:44):
getta gift. These are my favoritethings. They're all Jenna Lyons mentioned.
Make sure you shared on social you'recollecting presents. She is really trying rapsody
and White's here. Oh hello,ho ho, I've got a lot of
clothing shows on I love someone.She looks great. Yeah, it's like
(35:04):
how many guys I was perfect andnormal all the time. It would be
boring. How are you here?Olly? You do smell good? Yeah,
there's some food from Bubbies? Isthere oatmeal? You know what I
want? She had an over jacket, a blazer, a sweater, a
vest, and shirt, food frombreakfast. This bitch is always complaining about
(35:29):
food. I don't just don't knowwhy you like her so much. She's
always hungry and always complaining about food, and she's very entitled. Do you
notice how you talk about food alot. I like it. Oh yeah,
we're not feeling still, I'm overthat. I'm over it. What
being sick? Sick? Yeah?Everything? Like I literally have not seen
her in what three weeks? How'syour brother? Did he? He has
(35:52):
he touchdown? She's over being sick. I'm sure it was over it.
Just I was bonding with Jenna.Yeah. Yeah, clearly that bonding was
very hid because she was an olderwhite woman needed me to be there.
What's the best that was actually therest? I'm cold. But anyway,
(36:15):
there was this one girl. Shewas super nervous and to break the eyes.
She said something personal about herself whichI thought was really nice, which
is, I have a brown friendhere she is oh, and she brought
up the fact that her name isactually Judith. Judith. She looks like
she's about a vomit. Be careful, bit pink wool and shops at bergdoor.
(36:37):
That's not Jenna line. Who areyou Judith? Like Juda my mom?
And when she went to college,her professor was like, does anyone
have a nickname that they would liketo go by? And the only thing
she can think of was a namethat her brother would call her, Jenna
Jenna Genitalia. Where did Jenna comefrom, Hannah? She said, Jenna
(36:59):
Jenna Genia. So she like thatcrazy when you think you know someone and
then you realize that that's not eventhe real name. Happens a lot,
like you know, And I don'tgo around checking people's ID, you know,
I go through people's wallets, don'tget me wrong. And I don't
look at the name on the ID. What's your meddle name? My middle
name was Egar eg Judith Egg.This is German lions mezzo. And then
(37:27):
when I got divorced, I droppedMizzo and so now I don't have a
mezzo's nice. So she's just gota full on fake name. J Where
is that from those You're Jenna Lyons? She created a stage name. She
Sasha fears, I'm Jenna Lyons.So great, No, because you're not
actually Jenna and your Lions was yourex husband's last so you're Judith Darth Vaders.
(37:53):
I don't know Jams. Jenns she'sgot more metal sean. Okay,
you don't seem okay, Aaron seemsreally coming in. It's not very merry.
She's coming fully loaded. Yeah.I just did not pick her as
this swiny bitch. She's not.It's not her. She's got housewife syndrome.
(38:15):
Yeah, but she just walked inthere, like I mean, out
of all of them, she's like, I feel like she would be the
easy, easy, peasy, breezylike all of my friends wanted to suck
my ex husband. I knew that, Like he's so hard. I'm like,
yeah, I know, but he'sstupid. So he's not other than
Britain. Though someone was saying tome the other day, this is a
(38:36):
weird season like of Housewives, whereyou don't like one other than Britain for
the whole. You don't hate oneor like one for the whole. Fine,
but like she's Fananas then has herhot sauceband. It's all about food
with Uba, It's all about foodwith sy. I mean, I'm I
want to get involved with Si inher husband marks that dynamic seems like he's
about to throw her under the bus. On TV. Here would be a
(39:00):
great producer at picking up the storylinesthat could probably fracture a little bit.
I've been doing this for a fuckingthirteen years of my life. Yeah,
I am producing a show that we'redoing because I do all. I'm surprise
you haven't do it earlier. Well, we had to come up with it.
I have Yeah, well, longstory. I fitch shows that have
gotten stolen. Hi fi very aboutlow energy today. I'm not everyone has
(39:25):
eighty four coats on this wreathmaking becauseI'm pissed off. I am mad about
ever. It's like she ruined mine. Okay, let's she ruined it.
Okay, now I'm going to showyou all the care. It was sull
she just claimed. Aaron said,I'm going to ruin a party just like
she ruined mine. Sorry, butthis is she did not ruin your party.
(39:49):
She left early to go to Nobu. She was there for hours.
All of your family was there,your husband was there, your kids were
fucking there for some reason, andyou had a great party. And let's
not forget she said. So apparentlythey were talking. She didn't even hear
them. She didn't like it.It was very isolated over in the corner.
(40:09):
I guess what, you know?They're shooting a TV show because you're
on it. Shut up, Aaron. Plus, you didn't know these chicks
last year, so it was nicethat they actually came on. And you
don't have to fill the whole thing. Everything doesn't have to be even because
asymmetry is your love. This ladyme too. The wreath ranking lady don't
(40:30):
love Aaron's shirt. That's hey.Let the games begin, okay, So
how are we supposed to get itin here? You're gonna I have to
cut it and stick it in somany sexual an this is going to take
hours? Are you cutting and stickingin harder than it looks? I want
to do that? Will you dothat with me? Yeah? I'm really
(40:51):
good at and do it for fun. These girls I think they failed pre
KAG because they can't even she's notShe's super tan and I love it her
And I don't know what I'm doingto be fat. I'm just like throwing
the wool and hoping it sticks orit into twines. What's everybody doing for
the holidays? The tanks are intown from London. Tanks towns from luncheon.
(41:15):
I'm going to the dr Can Icome with you? Like four different
families with a bunch of kids.How you guys getting a villa or like
what? Like we have a house. We have a huge, huge house
with like our closest cousins. Soshe just said this at my event.
(41:35):
You would have seen the speech fromour cousin who were very close. There
were so many people giving speeches atyour event. I playing here a thing
to be honest with you, youlove they were doing. Was like,
No, that's not a reason toleave somebody's event and not say goodbye.
I think it's incredibly rude, andI think you have bad manners. You
can't just make a general like assumptionthat she has bad manners because she left
(41:59):
your party without saying bye. Ido that all of the time. I
have excellent manners, and honestly,like like Aaron is making a mountain abomal
hill. The speeches went for solong. It is so rude to think
that people will sit there, youcan take up that much of their time
to celebrate your engagement, engagement partyfrom ten years and with your family all
(42:20):
day. Your your focus should notbe on if one person leaves without saying
goodbye and then to claim that ruinedyour party. Okay, I'm I'm gonna
have to talk with Aaron. Ijust have to keep reiterating that it is
so selfish of you to think thateverybody has the time or wants to spend
that much time on something that isvery personal to just you, only you
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and your family and your children.When I got to weddings, I will
say bye because when you're say aboutit, everyone and everyone knows. But
I was there. I hate thefila. It was cold, and I
was there more food king for everyone, wasn't They all waited? Nobody else
cares. I was hungry, everybodyelse. I got from zero to one
(43:07):
hundred when I'm hungry, so Iknow before I would go my food.
I know there wasn't. Yes,there was, and every single day after
the event there was like piggies ina blanket there eat, Sorry, but
I don't even care. I don'teven think it's here. I'm getting so
annoyed with the scize hungry excuse.I like that. She was kind of
real about that. I don't careeither, Like there's something wrong, get
(43:30):
over it. What do you gotto eat? I thought you were cooking.
I don't smell anything. My girlfriendChristen's like this. She has to
eat a lot. So does Ryanor he gets really bitchy. I usually,
yeah, I'm not. I'm notreally an eater eater, but when
I'm here, I don't. Well, I just got like all those shots
yesterday, so I'm like, rhave four bowls of Captain Cornte this morning.
(43:51):
I'm ready for some chips and salsa. Oh my god, that is
so brand new information to me,that you are hungry. Oh one salsa
girls got to eat. Ladies gettingbad moods when they're hungry. You're forty
something eat. I came, Isaw, and I don't eat if there's
some food. Yep, thank youfor that. Thank you not an actual
(44:13):
thank you, And you're not gettingany sort of thank you or anything nice
for me because what you did waswhat did I do? What did I
do in comparison everyone else? Whatyou did was what did I do?
What did I do in comparison everyoneelse? Because she didn't go up to
(44:35):
Abe and say, hey, whenyou get divorced, please let me know
at my anniversary parts making something outof another? Do you think it's normal
to do that? You don't knowwhat you're talking about. I don't know
what I'm talking about. You said, wow, so you're not actually married
because at your first wedding you didn'tactually say vous. Is that what I
said? Yes, that's what yousaid. You didn't say, and technically
you're not. She's sleet like jokingaround. It's jest and worse, Please
(45:00):
let me know. Mine's already toget a divorce. Should we making us
in here? If he's not uncomfortable, he's laughing. Had you been uncomfortable,
he would have shut down the conversationand walked away. He'd like the
attention from a pretty fucking girl.She's also a single girl of a certain
age. It's like funny. It'sit's funny. They're in love, celebrating
(45:22):
their union after ten years. She'smaking jokes about like, you know,
I'm going to steal your husband.It's really nice. It's cute. I
want people to say that when I'mwith someone like it's unless it's serious,
which you know the difference. It'svery apparent. I was going to run
away with Ken. That was thecutest. That's funny, cheeky, like,
(45:44):
if you like that around me,I don't want it. No,
this woman, damn it, Aaron. I wanted to like you so too
much. Bring it back. Wewanted to like you like we like guacamole.
After this, Oh my god,there it was right. She was
doing in a brin like style likeit was maybe then tell her stop laughing
(46:04):
at my jokes, you know whatever, mess up and say hi. I
didn't think Aaron would be so insecure. It was just a reference to friends
because she owns her husband. Itwas funny. I was doing a bit.
Yeah, I'm making jokes, andit's like he can take it,
and he's he's given it back toIt was a joke. Everyone's laughing.
I was laughing. I don't careif it's a joke to bring up divorce
(46:25):
with my husband at my tenure andI like Jessel. She has an ally.
She's final. Jesse was like,you know not yes, That's what
I was seeing. I like her. She's a friend, she's defending her,
she's trying to help, But she'salso really glad that Aaron and Brenn
are fighting. I think she doesthat. This is why I'm like Jessel
does have a person like She hasa sense of hum Her jokes can land
(46:50):
a little flat, especially in Americahere maybe Bill, Yeah, like that
whole like poke you poke poke isfunny in a lot of places, like
yeah, like being conversation ending muchsometimes I remember, I'm not sure husband.
No, I ain't saying that she'strying to be with that husband for
any longer or he wants to bewith her like they should not be together.
(47:12):
I'm sorry, but I like hera lot more of this episode all
right here, she definitely don't bringup I didn't say a divorced, dude.
You weren't even there, don't.She definitely don't bring up the d
word divorced. I wake up inyour bed and I joke about plan B
because I'm there, all right,I'm going to make her offee before I
do anything. I need it.That's probably all right. I need a
(47:36):
plan. B Elsie used to cometo breakfast down at toast here she would
bring a plan B, or shewould uber one eats one too, likes
expensive apport. That's what she doesher husband. Now, you can't get
an abortion here. I know womenthat are out to get your husband.
If this was not that moment,she doesn't sorry that there And you heard
(47:58):
a version of the story and forwhy ever read one fade out at you
eron. If she wanted your husband, she would have him. And she's
trying and she's making her uncomfortable.And you can see the look on her
faces like are you really coming forme for this like she's doing on national
TV. You're telling people around thatyou I don't feel safe with you around
my husband. But she's labeling hera man stealer. And it would be
(48:22):
one thing. It was a privateconversation. But she knows exactly what she's
doing right now. She just shouldhave been cool. She don't be so
uncool. Yeah, don't be alluncool, all right, Aaron, go
on, Okays, met and learningwith the married man. It's going to
really get real. I don't know, don't you won't worry with him?
What were you doing? She wastalking to him? This is the difference
(48:45):
between Bryn and most of my friends. Bryn digs her heel. Brin is
really pretty. She doesn't really dealwith conflict well, because the moment that
Brin said it, this is reallygonna get Really you saw her face just
shutting me around, and now she'sabout to lat herself. Yes, yes
(49:06):
it is the boy. That's twopeople saying you party don't want to be
here. Yeah, I just shedeserved that. I mean, I don't
think it was a boring party,but probably for them because I don't know
them, Like that wasn't that boring? She's just making it. But no,
she went mad. I would getmad too, take my thick wreath,
briend. She flirts while ordering steak. Yeah, it's just the way
(49:29):
she operates. I personally think they'resaying it took it a little seriously,
it doesn't need to be a bigthing. It's become a big thing.
Yes, she's she's got her walkout momenting and you guys all suck,
but she's solidified for season two.That's what this is. By the way,
she was too slow at walking out. She should have been a bit
modum. I'm out of here,so I love Jenna Lyons's comments on the
(49:53):
commentary on it, she got itlike that was really confident and good.
I like that, and you doyou girl, Jessel. You're doing really
well with having a friend keep sideof you. It's nice to see you
defend someone rather than take them down. But I really think Aaron's over reacting
(50:15):
to someone she actually didn't see,and it is putting a label a man
stiller on our beautiful brin And that'snot what she is because she has three
engagement guys that would give her aring still and buy her a car.
She doesn't want your managina. Shedoesn't. And your husband was on the
same page as that, like heknew there was a joke, That's why
he was laughing and so open withit. He also realizes there are cameras
(50:37):
on him. If he needed tobe defensive about it, he would have
been if he was upset. Hesaid something like, oh, I tried
to rub it in her face.If they had a worser relationship, he'd
be like, so, Brian wastrying to hit on me. He was
literally sidelined by the fact that shethought it was weird because he didn't think
it was weird, but he broughtit up it was a little bit.
(51:00):
Yes, really it's a Christmas likewhen guys get involved in girls drama,
A bit dramatic day. Maybe itwas a brown avocado. I get it.
Avocado turns brown when it's out inthe air. It's still good.
You get the damn avocados. Neversaid that. I didn't. It's a
(51:23):
very blot. I think she's justsensitive and I want to have knowledge what
she's going through. But I wouldlike to actually have the same conversation.
Why do you feel this way becauseshe knows a surd how I just like
freaked out on this bitch. Ijust like walked out of the whole thing.
Very serious. Yeah, I justlike I don't know, Like I
(51:45):
just feel like she doesn't stop.But she's just like weird. I don't
know what her problem is. Shewas rude right like she's telling me that
I'm making it up, and itwas like you could wear sunglasses if you
want, and guess why she isa celebrity. Now shut up this lady
that is her sister. The worstpart of this show. I have never
(52:07):
seen someone more unlikable or more fuckingrude. Immediately and now knowing these girls,
it's like she wants in like ONCT, it's like, you're not a
celebrity girl, like shut Maybe youreyes are dilated because she should two org
coke to day before. I don'tknow, but you're allowed to wear glasses
if you want to. Actually,I just had an idea maybe Aaron Sisters
(52:27):
should be on it more because Ihate her so much that I might actually
really enjoy that me too. Weneed someone else to hate well. And
she's really she's like she would overdoit so much. Sisters, they look
nothing alike. There's a story there. Oh, let's do it. Let's
pull their hair off when we go. And I'm like, we'll find them
pull her hair out, do anancestry, and then that's our revelation.
(52:53):
Sisters too, we're in there beinglike, oh wait, it's season fourteen,
but like you know, season fifteen, we're in there and we're exposing
the rial. You all know thetruth. You will, you will find
it. Why are we talking aboutfucking Shannon because I said that, Well,
you're supposed to be a house eyedbuff. Were you even on that
(53:15):
show? Oh? Shut up?Oh my god, this one's for you.
Oh my god, I love thankyou gifts. Oh my god,
I love gifts. I love gifts. I love receiving gifts, and I
specifically love expensive gifts from men.I do too. Do you hear that?
(53:37):
I tell you, man, sendgifts flowers, gifts, no more
than flowers. I want flowers.My orchids are dead. Wipes? Oh
you need the wipes? Gipes?What they're for your booty hole? What
is this that you never feel cleanagain? Shut up? You're so thoughtful
always. I think she's hyper awareof our past experience together. The Christmas
(54:04):
tree dressing this tree, I wouldnever hate it. I actually hate this.
I'm on a thank you tour nowyou thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you. Thisis a great week effact. I love
that she was aware of that andthen she corrected, corrected it and went
into her confessional to say I'm onan aology without just doing it and not
acknowledging the fact that she's correcting nowthat she was such a bit Okay,
(54:30):
we're starting to like you a littleJackal. Oh my god, Chessil,
I won't say your sponsored gifts arereally nice. That was passive aggressive,
actually made it well. I stillhate say I know that you're not with
me on that one, but I'lltell you why. It's a strong word
affair. But this is very pretty. I liked that. I glad you
liked. Jenna's great with the gifts. I love the gifts, but at
(54:51):
this point I think there's some sortof ulterior Wait wait, wait, ready
for it. She's an influencer,she gets gifts from brands to post them,
and now she's upset that Jenna hasgifts that are hers to give to
them, like this is her job. Yeah, I'm a little confused,
Si, this is what you dofor a living. Well, I think
(55:13):
she has to be paid for it. But she's not saying you must suppost
this to receive. She's just givingit. She gets this ship like you
said all day. Yeah, comeon, sigh, give her a break,
gift her name or collab on it. Why she's just man that she's
not doing it right now. She'ssupposed to be in my collab. Why
did she get it? No matterhow much she's like, no, I
(55:34):
love you kind hearts, rainbows,unicorns, here's a bracelet. Okay,
thank you, I'll take it byJenna. Jenna these all your brand partners.
Gets so jealous when someone else hastheir brand right, ship he sent
that we're all going to share onsocial I think she should be wearing the
green jacket for envy. Oh mygod, hi, what is this?
(55:57):
They're all gorge they can. Princeis the ugliest out of all of them.
The wreath that she just wants,well, she doesn't have to.
She's pretty, don't have to makea good reath. You're right. When
you're pretty, you can do whateveryou want. I wouldn't know. Oh
that's cute. I think you're done. Why it's a good culture. But
(56:22):
thank you. I want to gomake a wreath. I'm not gonna be
good at it, but I wantto. Let's do it'll do it.
I have set up for us nextweek a dance class at your house or
my house, like we're an instructorcomes and teaches us how to do something.
Yeah, and it'd be really good. Okay, let's do it.
I want to do it when it'syou, me and Elsa together and we
(56:43):
have the best time. Yeah,let's do it because I have the best
time. I always have the besttime. Are you joking? Have you
seen me dance? I am likeno ballet, So I suck at it
and so does Elsa. So itmight be fun. You guys, if
you want no, we have aninstructor. Thank you. I don't get
(57:04):
ready to be up stage the garberayRyan, do we need her here?
About Brandy? That was a funnyEpisode's say others. Giving over food just
(57:24):
makes me more hungry. These ladies, these bitches make me hungry because all
they do is talk about food.They need to get a little bit more
to talk about, honestly, foods. And by the way, Aaron needs
to calm the fuck down to examex anyway. Can I just say these
bitches, I gotta say the wholefood narrative the whole time, Maybe just
(57:45):
stop because it makes me hungry,And then I feel like I talk about
food, so they still need alittle bit more personality. I gotta say,
like, get some more stories goingnow. The Aaron thing with the
party and the whole I think,love that that's over there, But what
else is actually going on? Rightwell, Brent has like three engagement rings,
you know. I love that she'sbringing a lot. Even the Povit
(58:07):
and Jessel thing is bringing something.Nothing else is really happenings and shoes talking
about food the whole time. Hejust wants food and like, we need
to figure out something else to talkabout, which we will because that was
that was a filler episode. Therewas a lot of film speaking of filler.
(58:30):
I would like to go get somefood to fill my stuff. I
would like to hear you not talkabout that anymore. So I have a
great guy, what's going on andtalk about sucking his food? Fucking food
life other house he has lighting downsome tracks. Oh, I thought you're
(58:51):
just explaining it to me. Ohyeah, I'm gonna be Brandy and have
her back of money Fames. That'sthe game by the household. Do we
need to get this cleared or didyou write it? Okay, it's miss
lame. Bye Felicias. Let usknow if you like our recast and Felicias
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and Mary Felicis and Mary's and everyone'sbye bye. Thanks for listening to Brandy
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is very guy that wants to humpand look at right. I don't want
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buddy to hump me. I know, but I just never seen a dog
like think about sex so often?What do you think? Oh god,
that is on my brain? Allright, comment that just happened. We
have to keep that in. Ohgod, I'm not like you. I
don't really care what people think aboutme. You should care a little more.
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No, I don't like me dog. But it strikes again, wrong
area, but it strikes again.I know. Let's see if we're gonna
have to sing our song condescending man, let's see. But I when they've
watched it, it seemed short,ye, like a little an interesting,
really weird. We just came acrossthat this morning that we both thought the
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episode seemed a little short. Orwhy do you think that is? Is
it? Because not much happened?Well, I think below Jack went long
and then maybe they'd split the difference. Yeah, I don't know about that.
That doesn't sound real. But Ifeel like but they're both really highly
rated shows. They would just wantboth of them on. And I think
it's coming to an end this They'relike they're going to end on a high
note because they have a good season. You know what I mean. I'll
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tell you what. Jessel I likea little bit more in this episode.
I think she'd listen to her podcast. Oh my god, that's what she's
doing. And then they just andthen she's asking to go back and film
or like she's doing the editor.See She's like, oh god, they're
right. I mean, obviously,do you think that she was a bit
nicer in this episode? Did youknow why? Because she has a friend
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because Brin and Aaron are fighting andshe isn't like Aaron, so she's like
happy that someone else is fighting.I think it's there's a mixture in there
of that she actually does joke alot, and she thinks that she's just
being funny with all of the condescendingmuch like that's actually her. So I'm
just a little bit like, Imean, she still sucks a little bit.
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Okay, so yeah, no,she still sucks, but you know
what I mean, she's stuffening up. I think we should watch the episode
we give too much more away.I know you went on a date like
this week, right, she's Ihave had? Oh my god, no,
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that's a nightcap. Oh yes,I'm tired. Okay, let's go
in. Oh my, this event, I want to forget it. I
want to understand why you bring childrento an event. Nos, al ready
to get a divorce? Is alljokes, by the way, and I
love it. This is exactly whatI used to do. What's the place
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to do it is an anniversary party. I thought you're not going to ramp
someone's marriage. Someone that really wantsto do that is not bringing it up?
Right? This is all done injest. When did Aaron lose a
sense of humor? When did Aaronget housewives syndrome? I think we're gonna
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have the models walk in. They'regonna get checked in sit so then we're
gonna move over to here. Here, we're gonna I love that they're all
able to promote all these products onhere again. I thought that was out.
Yeah, what the hell Befini didthe mold for that? I think
we're about ready. You might aswell go. Oh, I get it.
They just own a part of productnow, like they all have their
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things they promote oh has COVID,So she's kind of out of this line.
She sent you a lot though,Yeah, like she eats bananas and
hot sauce. What are you having? And last one? Come on?
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Who extra? She is extra?Maybe she works out? Yeah, you
know when you do that, youshe's just swinging it. She wasn't actually
doing it right? Why another halfshirt? Do you know what we're doing
today? Kask with the lashes?I love that. We wanted to put
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a lash on you and if you'refeeling nervous, I'll come over and make
you laugh and it'll be fine.It's gonna be perfections. You come alive
with lashes, lashes, hair andhills. Yeah, it's a whole different
vine. My lesbian friend yesterday,just a coincidence, had just got Elsa
actually from my other podcast, soshe went and got her eyelash is done.
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It lasts like two weeks, rightand there. Oh yeah you can't,
yeah, you can't do that.We have to talk to Elsa.
It does the same thing that justsee your hair, So she needs to
just stick with like getting her eyelashesfluted on when she works. I did
it twice. I had to uselast tea to regrow them. They're really
good, great, but then it'slike when they come off, they bring
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your actual Yeah, we'll talk toher. She's on my little mini me.
You're not dating now or you aredating now? And finally I was
like, right are you? Thisis Selena, Selena, this is a
size to meet you. I invitedside for a couple of reasons. I
am an older white woman and whensomeone comes in forecasting, I think it's
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so critical to see someone that lookslike them so that they know that the
person who's looking at that she wantedto have a token. So nutty,
they're so toned if that. Theyjust said, all the white women's invite
it's side just to make sure Iknow what I'm black person, and that
is why she is here, Likethere's just no it's getting around the issue.
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Oh my god, what was that? That was? Actually? Oh
god, walking outside of her stopI don't think it all and tell her
worships. And I photographed natural hairthat's something I struggled with growing up scene
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ugly, and then photographed me ina powerful way that you're cute. I
know, all right, let's puta lash on her. There's a lot
of input from her. Yeah,you're cute. I like, sorry,
are you nervous me a little bit? It's okay to Did you have a
nickname when you're growing up? Yes, it was given by my brother.
She couldn't say my name. Shecalled me morning. That's so sweet.
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So that stuck with me, andmy mom still has me about my name
is not my real name. I'lltell you a really weird story. It'll
probably make you laugh. So myname is Judith when I was growing up.
Stop, you never felt like aJudith. My mom's name is Judith,
and she's fucking fabulous. And there'snothing wrong with a Judith. Look
at Judith light, She's amazing.Look at a Judge Judith. Yeah,
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icons exactly. There's nothing wrong forchanging it. Go waste of a Judith.
And so the first day of college, our teacher said, if you
have a nickname, like, tellme now today of the day. So
I was like, okay, butI had to pick something, and the
only thing that could come to mindwas my brother used to call me Jenna
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Jenna, Jenna, Talia, Jenna, Jena Jenitalia. Why I'm five years
old. So I think that's whatI can tell you why Jenna, I'm
gonna call you. Oh, she'sabout to explain this vulnerability in herself to
calm someone else's nerves. I thoughtwas the sweetest thing. Actually, why
Jenna. Her name is Judith.Yeah, I know it doesn't even it's
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not even close to like you aretelling your secret and clean stranger, but
you cannot tell your friends. Everybodyneeds to know. I think needs a
break. Everyone needs it out agenda. Actually, let's look at the photos
that you already have. Well,here you can come and look. Let's
see how it's going. Oh mygod, I loved her. I'm obsessed
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with her. I have a gendaicdisorder. I have no eyelashes. So
that's why I decided to make abrand of eyelashes that were what I wanted
to wear. And so love scenewas born. Oh my god, it's
so cheeky. What's it called.I wonder if any of this love scene.
I wonder if any of these brandsactually do well, like you know,
if they if they're in Target,they're going to do Okay, okay,
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Target. It's hard to get inTarget. But our makeup that I
told you about yesterday is going tobe everywhere because of the name is so
hot. I mean, don't wantto talk about it. But breakups are
cold. Yeah, it's hard.I'm okay. I just distract myself.
I exercise, I read. Canyou stop for a second. Is she
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a victim? Is she always likeI have a disorder with my scars,
I have a disorder with my eyelashes. I don't know. Being alone,
I feel like very victimy. Ithink she's just so self conscious that she's
making excuses for herself constantly as towhy, Like it's a little bit harder
for her to be like as outgoingas you are. She's rich, but
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a mental thing. She's holding backbecause she's just for some reasons, all
to so sorry for her. We'reobsessed with herself, so like she's a
narcissist trying to make us feel sorryfor her so we like her more.
I get it, You're not wrong, all right? Good? Well,
you do things that I find Idon't do as much when I'm in a
relationship. It's so weird. It'sthe holidays and stuff. I'm like corn
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that made me cry, you knowit, Only she's sucking kids. There's
your kids on the holders. Feelmake me feel like emotional I don't like
it. They don't rich all thingssometimes lost that you love China Irish goodbye,
I think Aaron's going to be you'releaving just saying enough. I honestly,
between you and I don't Irish goodbyesare perfect. I'm Irish. I
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do them all the time. No, who has time like that's it brings
you down, like saying goodbye topeople. It's the worst. Party is
over. You want everyone to continuetheir party and just they know you were
there, they know you showed up. But I think we're getting ahead of
ourselves. I don't want people comingand interrupting a conversation of people that are
really happy at the party to belike I'm going, I am leaving now,
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the party down. Yeah, no, it's horrible. I agree with
you. Tell me I will seeyou tomorrow. I'll catch you like thank
you Lucky John's. Yeah, that'san Irish goodbye, Okay. I think,
yeah, that's how I do andIrishy and I just do that outside
and then you get the party going. Yeah, I'll deal with it.
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I'm sure you will. So Idon't give a fuck. You love Si.
I I'm not the biggest fan.Still you still like her, I
have to like make dinner. Ithink you need a glass boy Aaron our
previous best friend. Let's see whatshe has to say. Thank you.
I don't know her anymore. Madethe babe. I'm so tired. It
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was such a good party. Everybody, such a good party. If I
do say so much old parties,I'm gonna put ice in my red wine.
I'm weird. I put ice inmy white wine, though, although
I have reservations on light. Youknow, my girlfriend's like, what do
you mean? I just feel likethe way they behaved, I don't know,
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like it just rubbed me the wrongway. How would she know?
It as a giant, huge hall. Apparently they were talking. Apparently that
means this is her sight. Idon't wanna tell you little rude. Can
you like? The sister gets evenworse now. First of all, so
I didn't even say I I mean, that's just so beyond rude. Coupled
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with the fact that they're talking.I thought she was a bit more of
a cool girl. First. Ithink she's getting petty for the show.
She's doing what you think you're supposedto do as a housewife. Yeah,
and that's what I don't want towatch that happened in Orange County last year.
Like it's like, Okay, shethinks she has to be this petty
when in general she's just like she'sa man dude. She's like it,
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she's supposed to be one of theboys. She has that whole relaxed libe.
It's effortless. I don't think she'dbe like this in real life.
Here she's doing this for the camera. It's turning her into the house life
syndrome. Yeah, frankly, theyjust should have known better, like just
shut your mouth. And also ifsomeone comes back to you and says you're
being rude and loud, just belike, oh my god, I'm sorry.
Party. I would have said fuckoff, like we're delayed. Yeah,
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So I think it was Jessel.It's like, so cute, you
guys are doing her vows. SoI told them how we didn't do our
vows before. So that Brin's like, oh, so, fucking man,
China, you can get out ofthe marriage. Technically you're not married.
Clearly she's fucking joking because she's away above what you could ever see her
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thing. She does this and she'sgood, like that's that's what I do
that's why I like her. Yeahdid you laugh? I laughed? Oh?
Thanks? And he seems pretty coolby it too, like his face
is like what it was like,Oh, go with the flow. And
now he's a little bit given thesetting and it was just weird first of
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all, off, like our kidswere right there, Like what if they
had heard it? I'm just sayingthat's not acceptable to me. I'm sorry,
it's really He's like, oh shit, wait, was I not supposed
to say this? It's a child? Why were your kids right there?
It was a nighttime evening party.She's being a whiner. I'm not going
to ignore him or anything. Itreally pisses me off. She came in,
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she starts, not you now,don't be like this episode one are
and sometimes she doesn't have tact andit really pissed me. If you want
to wear sunglasses, you fucking wearsunglasses. Who cares why you're laughing?
I'm like disgusting. It was funny. How was that funny that she's joking
about that? You should be waitstop this okay? Wasn't she just worried
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that her child might have heard that. She went and got her child downstairs
and is holding her child and they'refucking talking about it. What the fuck?
This is? Why it's not real? She this is not real concern
and she just said that she wasjoking about it, like joking, but
the whole thing is not What ifmy childhood let me go get the child
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so I can re talk about it. Wow, she would have gone into
another room. I just don't evenknow how I'm supposed to be in the
same room as her. You know, I can't be fake. Oh,
I know, I don't know how. Thank you learning. Okay, let's
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talk shit. Okay, So Idon't know. Oh, I don't know
what's going on, dude. HrNo. So yeah, I just don't
understand Aaron's like, I don't understandwhere she's coming from. She was worried
the kids were gonna hear, andthen she went and got her kid and
told to get about it. AndI just feel like she's making TV and
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the husband's driving me nuts with thismanagina. None of this is about I'll
beautiful Britain. We need to protecther at all costs, and I just
want to stand for that me either. Britain was clearly joking. You wouldn't
joke about it if you weren't ata ten year and like a party like
that, like my parents. I'mlike, God, thank god you lasted
ten years. I would have divorcedthat man talking about my dad a long
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time ago, or at least hadan affair. And I say this to
my mom and she knows I'm serious, but yeah, I'm just like,
that's when you talk about that shit. I thought my mom would be like
she wakes up earlier in England,but here she's waking up eight am,
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wake up a fine sleep for eightam. Because it just accumulates every time
we see something we clean jesself,then how come nothing looks clean housekeeper or
a mom when she actually does leave. We have nanny, I know.
And the thing is is, I'mgoing to get really really busy because I've
been at the game for so long, and to be honest, like I'm
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messing out on a lot of things. I've always worn several hats, but
now I feel like I'm wearing ahundred hats. I have to pick the
twins clothes, I had to pickPuppet's clothes. I have to figure out
what they want for breakfast. Dowe need to buy another diaper size?
And then it's work stuff. Ihave to answer email that I picked out
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clothes and I've eaten breakfast. Don'twe all pick up to figure out?
That's easy? Then we have goingthrough some emails. Okay, so so
far we have about forty five minutesworth of stuff. Maybe calls to make
sure I look amazing for the zoomcalls. You know it's Lambs. Sorry,
she has to pick out her ownoutfit. Everyone else able to get
on the zoom call. This isprobably about an hour, hour and a
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half worth of stuff. Maybe there'sanother like twelve hours. Oh yeah,
let's see the other hundred stop.I need an espresso, this is why.
But they also have at the nanny'sand the mom. So I really
doesn't do anything optimom. How didoctomom survive? Are we just talking about
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Octomom? No? I was withsomeone and somebody said that she was dead
and she's not. No, lookedup in the car. Who was said
in the car with recently that guythat did you make up the other day?
Yes, he often confused me withhim. There was a whole octomom
discussion. But I think apparently she'sgets me. I can hear him sneakering
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away. I'm trying really hard notto like buy a lot of stuff for
them, but they eat like you, they like you, and it's it's
insane, like ships in a diaper, two of everything as well, So
I can't wait to stop buying girlclothes. But it's not happening. Do
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you know? Ever since I wasa kid, my lucky number has always
been three. If she was thatbusy, she wouldn't be trying for any
I am dead serious. It tookso many years, hundreds of thousands of
dollars to get these frozen embryos,and I think that the CLASSI deserves a
little princess. So we're definitely goingfor it, whether you like it or
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not. I don't. Dad keepsasking me when we're going to have a
baby girl, like he really wantsus to have a him. Your parents
don't even know you've an IVF sofar. I mean, how how are
they so confident that you're gonna havea girl? They might worl gild another
boy. I do have to talkabout it to my mom. I feel
really bad, like I feel likeI'm I'm like lying. You are lying
culture if you can't have children.It's such a taboo. I just wanted
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to keep it to myself. Yourmom doesn't know you didn't I I know
it's not I like her braset though, wonder woman, you need to tell
your mom. I mean, ithas to be brought up now. And
because of the fact they're not anunattracted couple. No, I don't think
she's growing on me. How traumatizingthose two years, like were like to
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want something so bad into have everyoneasked you, like, when are you
gonna get pregnant? When are yougonna get pregnant? And it's not working.
I feel bad that her culture doesn'tallough even here for the longest time.
If you had a surrogate, peopleare like, oh my god,
you didn't have your own babies.I mean I did bring up the Adrian
aloof how to surrogate, which Ireally didn't think it was a big deal,
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but apparently it was a big secret. But everyone Beverly Hills knew.
Like I feel like so many wellI know right now are using surrogates to
save their that. I mean,it's it's a personal thing. I don't
know, but like I wouldn't seethe need to feel ashamed of it either.
I mean this is your child andit's just being it has to be.
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I mean, it's a blessing tobe able to have idea or have
a surrogate. That's a really greatand we're just getting this conversation started.
Like everyone's not freezing their eggs.I got to stigma. You have to
have be pregnant by thirty five becausewhat if you're not ready? So I
feel like better for the children andyou're not just doing it, like poor
children have to deal with you notbeing ready and just doing it because oh
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well, society exactly just do whateveryou want. Fucking people. A little
off topic, man, I likedit. We had a kid's first birthday
party in London and the entire time, the entire England family thinks these are
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natural, natural kids. There arenatural kids. They still are your children.
This is such a weird conversation,but it's very real. For that
your natural children you had, youhad to have someone else carry them,
right or no, no, shecarried them. This is just the way
that they did it. So hethinks his babies are robots. Yes they're
not natural. Okay, I'll figureit out. I need to like spend
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my pr like you know, narrative. I'll tell my mom IF's actually interesting
the PR narrative. Yeah, andalso that her whole personality is a PR
narrative. So like her, there'sa lot of trying too hard, which
I think that she tries. Shemust have been a bad publicist because she's
doing a really bad job for herself. But that's interesting though, that she
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is from PR because like trying toohard, and the personality she's chosen hasn't
been that great. But I'm startingto see some redeeming qualities little things try
so hard. If she didn't tryso hard, she might be more likable.
Maybe I want to be in NewYork right now, me too,
Let's go for the weekend. Yes, friend loves her first. Have you
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followed her? No, I don'treally follow people call because it has all
of these differences. He really knowsnothing about her. I'm the collector.
She's troubled. He's in love withher, so he's kind of cute trouble
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here. Yes. Yes, Gudeaand I were together total five years cute.
When Gideon proposed we were actually brokenup. Looked at them for about
a couple of months, and Iwas seeing someone else outside at the rich
Carlton, all the speakers at sunseteverything starts playing this really beautiful rendition of
if I could walk five hundred milescould with my dog? Not the best
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songs so cute? Do you iscall your boyfriend and tell him that you're
engaged to someone. I love that. The worst thing you're ever gonna have
to do is call your boyfriend andtell him you're engaged to another man.
Oh god, he is so likeI love him. I'm in love with
you. You know what, He'sstill in love with her. Look at
the way he looks at her.It's true. They are a good couple.
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Like, girl, are you doing? Do you know what? Maybe
she just wasn't ready for it backthen? Comment, Yeah, all right,
let's keep growing. That is anineteen sixty five Bentley s three.
I don't care about those cars.I like classic cars too much. Work.
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Yes, I had lost divorce.So nice. Isn't it a good
special about he's holding her jacket?Oh he's such a dream boat and he
would buy that for her. Shewanted to guarantee you that, yes,
for my birthday? How about this? Come on, I've never said no
to you in my life. Iknow no, you want to say no,
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hit it office because I love classiccars. He's literally a prince charming
here he is. Now what areyou doing? Then? I didn't pick
up one cab. I can't evenstand up at a dinner table without him
jumping up. What is wrong withyou? Brint? For three years?
Really? Yeah, he's a Disneyprince. Half my friends, some of
my family chose him. I've gotOkay, you sit here and think about
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it. Okay. I would happilyrun her over with my car to get
to him, threw her classic carand I love Britain. But sorry,
that wasn't the first line that youused when we met on Tinder. I
met on Tinder. Should I gottaget on Tinder? I met a good
one on Tinder. I had ayear and a half ack, so I
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thought Tinda was trash, but thisis you just got to keep your options
open. Top of the morning toyou, hope you're having a lively day.
Thank you so much for slipping righton me. So he's Tinder just
for sex or is it also forday? I'm what you need and what
you want at the moment. Andif you have like a connection of chemistry,
do you think this is a randomhook up. And I mean,
we know, we know she's onTinder, so like, do you think
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she's like She's like, I'm famousnow a bitch, like I'm sure tender
anymore, but I am. That'show I met my latest boyfriend. Really
yeah, a year and a halfwe were together. Shit, I know,
And was it for hook ups?Did you want to hook up?
Ever? And I did hook upwith a couple of guys that I was
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just like, Oh, you're hot, let's just fuck. But there are
guys on there that want relationships.I love him for her. You were
the most beautiful person I've ever seenin my life. Okay, why don't
you sell my engagement ring and thenyou can buy this car? Never?
Okay, So I don't like thathe took the engagement ring back. I
think she must have given it back. I feel if he still has it,
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she just got scared and ready crazyenough. I went to a psychic.
You know I love psychics. Youknow I've got my best friend Mark
would be best friends. I'm yourbest friend, He's my East Coast best
friend. Frankly, I don't know. I might go and talk to them
about the egg freezing thing. Idon't know with inflation, eggs are just
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the cost of eggs. I've justgone wonder if I have any eggs left?
How long do they keep them full? I think you as long as
you're paying and thinking about freezing myeggs for a few years, creating a
family if you can sell your eggs. This is not something that it's so
trendy lately, but there's so manycomplications that can happen. Like, friend,
she didn't even realize, like there'sno warnings that all you hear is
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like glorious stories of people having babiesand like getting all these eggs. But
she almost died having it done,and like it's just such a weird thing
to do. It just seems solike, yeah, yeah, I know
it can be very dangerous. Iwould be careful, and you can also
get sixty eggs. Sixty eggs,but why would you even want to harvest
that many. She's like they wereover stimulating her over her eggs. I
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want a girl, Let's have oneto each. Let's just go take a
couple, Okay, because she justtold us, Okay, yeah I might
look twenty five, but I'm not, so I need to get my together
I think I should go to theegg freezing blaze and a chicken costume and
just go in and be like,I think she looks thirty, she's older
than that. A lot of themare older than it looks thirty. Though
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she's not Elliott. We'll take it. They're so fun together. I want
to be there. I think thatthey have great energy. Okay, so
there are some things that like I'vebeen wanting to tell you, she's about
to give her mom the talk.So yes, A couple of the Year
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goes to Brin and whatever that guy'sname was. I loved him for her.
I am into that and he isso deeply in mothy in love with
her. When he looks at her, you can just see this puppy that
would treat her perfectly for the restof her life. And honestly, usually
like this he would be the onethat's like less attractive or whatever, but
he's as attractive and has that muchcharisma as well money. Yeah, and
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then when she's like Elliott will takeit to like the car, like whatever
you want. Oh god, ohmy goodness, what is she thinking?
What is she looking for? Maybeit was just the timing, it was
how old is she now, doyou know, I don't know. I
would guess like thirty five ish,thirty six, thirty seven because she's saying
she's not twenty five and she needsto start thinking about freezing her eggs.
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And she was like, I'm old, but she's not old obviously, but
that's seven. Yeah, let's let'slook it up. Where's my phone?
I don't know her last name though, Bren Ryan how old is? Brand
from New York Cast gives, Oh, here comes Jessel Jessel the jackal.
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Okay, yeah, I'm she wassucking good. I was one year off.
I said, thirty five. We'reperfect than you. We are perfect.
Enjoy Hello. You start with adrink? Yes, you have sparkling
water. That's just spicy margaru.And then can we also just get the
classic Greek salad? What your hairis fine? It's fine, okay,
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as long as she well you havewhat are you going to grow your hair?
You need to throw it. Themom's kind of fabulous. What are
you going to grow your hair?Rose? It goes so slat. Yeah,
you can always add layers. No, I can't do that micromanaging the
mom's head. It's hard to growyour hair when her older Dressel. I
think that she cares so much aboutoutward appearances. She needs everyone in the
life to be what fix is,Like she's gonna yeah fixed rights right,
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Like, yeah, I am mymom, is my bath friend. We're
super close. Believe me. Asan Indian girl growing up, I've kept
many secrets from my mother, butthey're really close. Twelve o'clock, I
mean, why not, Oh judge, you know, where did mom go
(30:11):
wrong? Because mom thinks pretty groundedand then she's got this uptight like pretend
person as a daughter justed. I'veyeah, I was not crazy about the
idea, but in no world isthis mom going to be mad now point,
it was my only option. Idid one round I didn't work,
(30:36):
and then we basically ended up doinga second round. I didn't work.
No oay, So at that pointI was like, like, this is
now we're fifty grand in still nobaby. This is also like six months
(30:56):
of like injections and hormones, andthat would be yeah awful. You know,
you have to like inject yourself andyour stuff. And the fact that
she couldn't even tell her saying youcouldn't share that is a little sad.
That is imagine me telling you allthis stuff and like your she wants to
be perfect. See like the momentyou would have been there for her.
I would have let her be yourmother, let her be nice. She
(31:21):
like calls me first in the morning, Oh my god, how are you
feeling? Oh my god? Sheinternalizes it, sleepless, nice, doesn't
eat. I don't want her togo through that to love me or have
to realize that I'm not perfect.Right, you had spoken to me and
said to me, Mom, Iknow it's not like I want guacamillo.
(31:42):
You have been talking about food thisentire episode, and I feel like I'm
putting on weight just hearing it.You are, but you can come watch
me eat after this. Don't cry. Oh, this is a nice moment
and it's a great mom. Hermom wasn't mean or judge that you.
(32:06):
It was like not ideal, buther mom got it it. She was
a beautiful neck, like a reallylong neck. Amazing. But the thing
is is like what was very fastfor Yeah, I know some of this
stuff we need to get, likeI no funds, but it was hard
we get it. I feel sorryfor him. You know. It's a
sad moment, but it was itlasted you long? Also, the mom
(32:30):
was never going to be made.So this is just something that Jessel has
an issue with and her own littlebeady brain beaty except for an iron brain.
I think I have beaty talking aboutJessel. I want to soaper?
What soaper? What's a soberca ban? It's like a little Mexican like fried
(32:55):
things? Was so good and Binnaplease give it to me. Gis Chips
and Sosa just waiting for this ad. But unfortunately we don't have a lot
of filler right now because that wasworrying. That a little bit good.
Thank you so much for doing this. Thank you. She's gonna get Peter
(33:16):
on her. It's not Peter Peter. Oh is that real food? Do
you think every episode? Fucking way? I don't like that, I know,
but she's our girl. I'm gonnatake her with the God, take
her with the bat. I liketo direct all my energy into the happy
nice things, which include decorating andspecifically with close friends. Well, it's
(33:38):
always good for being creative, isto be Not many people can wear that
grain. She's very lucky because shelooks like the branch. That is she
does and what it Jessel looks likeYetti Bigfoot. What the hell Bigfoot on
fire? She seems kind of funthough in the company of brand look at
(34:00):
she's like, sho, this isshe's trying love. When she's happy to
see you, She's truly happy tosee you. I feel like Brind's just
convincing us that she's nice. Sheneeds friends, she's lighthearted. Lewis Tussle's
on her titties. They're really lovingthe metal mesh on this show. Oh
my god, I didn't. Ididn't quite take into consideration that I might
need helse. Are you carrying JennaLyons merchandise? Did she bring her own
(34:23):
decore? Maybe Jenna is a secretlike in tense crafter or something. Maybe
she's saying she's bringing them some cuteshit. Shut up, bitches. I
do love this idea. It's sucha bright idea. Let's reads. I'm
too like swag bags. You gottagift, you get a gift, you
(34:44):
getta gift. These are my favoritethings. They're all Jenna Lyons mentioned.
Make sure you shared on social you'recollecting presents. She is really trying rapsody
and White's here. Oh hello,ho ho, I've got a lot of
clothing shows on I love someone.She looks great. Yeah, it's like
(35:04):
how many guys I was perfect andnormal all the time. It would be
boring. How are you here?Olly? You do smell good? Yeah,
there's some food from Bubbies? Isthere oatmeal? You know what I
want? She had an over jacket, a blazer, a sweater, a
vest, and shirt, food frombreakfast. This bitch is always complaining about
(35:29):
food. I don't just don't knowwhy you like her so much. She's
always hungry and always complaining about food, and she's very entitled. Do you
notice how you talk about food alot. I like it. Oh yeah,
we're not feeling still, I'm overthat. I'm over it. What
being sick? Sick? Yeah?Everything? Like I literally have not seen
her in what three weeks? How'syour brother? Did he? He has
(35:52):
he touchdown? She's over being sick. I'm sure it was over it.
Just I was bonding with Jenna.Yeah. Yeah, clearly that bonding was
very hid because she was an olderwhite woman needed me to be there.
What's the best that was actually therest? I'm cold. But anyway,
(36:15):
there was this one girl. Shewas super nervous and to break the eyes.
She said something personal about herself whichI thought was really nice, which
is, I have a brown friendhere she is oh, and she brought
up the fact that her name isactually Judith. Judith. She looks like
she's about a vomit. Be careful, bit pink wool and shops at bergdoor.
(36:37):
That's not Jenna line. Who areyou Judith? Like Juda my mom?
And when she went to college,her professor was like, does anyone
have a nickname that they would liketo go by? And the only thing
she can think of was a namethat her brother would call her, Jenna
Jenna Genitalia. Where did Jenna comefrom, Hannah? She said, Jenna
(36:59):
Jenna Genia. So she like thatcrazy when you think you know someone and
then you realize that that's not eventhe real name. Happens a lot,
like you know, And I don'tgo around checking people's ID, you know,
I go through people's wallets, don'tget me wrong. And I don't
look at the name on the ID. What's your meddle name? My middle
name was Egar eg Judith Egg.This is German lions mezzo. And then
(37:27):
when I got divorced, I droppedMizzo and so now I don't have a
mezzo's nice. So she's just gota full on fake name. J Where
is that from those You're Jenna Lyons? She created a stage name. She
Sasha fears, I'm Jenna Lyons.So great, No, because you're not
actually Jenna and your Lions was yourex husband's last so you're Judith Darth Vaders.
(37:53):
I don't know Jams. Jenns she'sgot more metal sean. Okay,
you don't seem okay, Aaron seemsreally coming in. It's not very merry.
She's coming fully loaded. Yeah.I just did not pick her as
this swiny bitch. She's not.It's not her. She's got housewife syndrome.
(38:15):
Yeah, but she just walked inthere, like I mean, out
of all of them, she's like, I feel like she would be the
easy, easy, peasy, breezylike all of my friends wanted to suck
my ex husband. I knew that, Like he's so hard. I'm like,
yeah, I know, but he'sstupid. So he's not other than
Britain. Though someone was saying tome the other day, this is a
(38:36):
weird season like of Housewives, whereyou don't like one other than Britain for
the whole. You don't hate oneor like one for the whole. Fine,
but like she's Fananas then has herhot sauceband. It's all about food
with Uba, It's all about foodwith sy. I mean, I'm I
want to get involved with Si inher husband marks that dynamic seems like he's
about to throw her under the bus. On TV. Here would be a
(39:00):
great producer at picking up the storylinesthat could probably fracture a little bit.
I've been doing this for a fuckingthirteen years of my life. Yeah,
I am producing a show that we'redoing because I do all. I'm surprise
you haven't do it earlier. Well, we had to come up with it.
I have Yeah, well, longstory. I fitch shows that have
gotten stolen. Hi fi very aboutlow energy today. I'm not everyone has
(39:25):
eighty four coats on this wreathmaking becauseI'm pissed off. I am mad about
ever. It's like she ruined mine. Okay, let's she ruined it.
Okay, now I'm going to showyou all the care. It was sull
she just claimed. Aaron said,I'm going to ruin a party just like
she ruined mine. Sorry, butthis is she did not ruin your party.
(39:49):
She left early to go to Nobu. She was there for hours.
All of your family was there,your husband was there, your kids were
fucking there for some reason, andyou had a great party. And let's
not forget she said. So apparentlythey were talking. She didn't even hear
them. She didn't like it.It was very isolated over in the corner.
(40:09):
I guess what, you know?They're shooting a TV show because you're
on it. Shut up, Aaron. Plus, you didn't know these chicks
last year, so it was nicethat they actually came on. And you
don't have to fill the whole thing. Everything doesn't have to be even because
asymmetry is your love. This ladyme too. The wreath ranking lady don't
(40:30):
love Aaron's shirt. That's hey.Let the games begin, okay, So
how are we supposed to get itin here? You're gonna I have to
cut it and stick it in somany sexual an this is going to take
hours? Are you cutting and stickingin harder than it looks? I want
to do that? Will you dothat with me? Yeah? I'm really
(40:51):
good at and do it for fun. These girls I think they failed pre
KAG because they can't even she's notShe's super tan and I love it her
And I don't know what I'm doingto be fat. I'm just like throwing
the wool and hoping it sticks orit into twines. What's everybody doing for
the holidays? The tanks are intown from London. Tanks towns from luncheon.
(41:15):
I'm going to the dr Can Icome with you? Like four different
families with a bunch of kids.How you guys getting a villa or like
what? Like we have a house. We have a huge, huge house
with like our closest cousins. Soshe just said this at my event.
(41:35):
You would have seen the speech fromour cousin who were very close. There
were so many people giving speeches atyour event. I playing here a thing
to be honest with you, youlove they were doing. Was like,
No, that's not a reason toleave somebody's event and not say goodbye.
I think it's incredibly rude, andI think you have bad manners. You
can't just make a general like assumptionthat she has bad manners because she left
(41:59):
your party without saying bye. Ido that all of the time. I
have excellent manners, and honestly,like like Aaron is making a mountain abomal
hill. The speeches went for solong. It is so rude to think
that people will sit there, youcan take up that much of their time
to celebrate your engagement, engagement partyfrom ten years and with your family all
(42:20):
day. Your your focus should notbe on if one person leaves without saying
goodbye and then to claim that ruinedyour party. Okay, I'm I'm gonna
have to talk with Aaron. Ijust have to keep reiterating that it is
so selfish of you to think thateverybody has the time or wants to spend
that much time on something that isvery personal to just you, only you
(42:43):
and your family and your children.When I got to weddings, I will
say bye because when you're say aboutit, everyone and everyone knows. But
I was there. I hate thefila. It was cold, and I
was there more food king for everyone, wasn't They all waited? Nobody else
cares. I was hungry, everybodyelse. I got from zero to one
(43:07):
hundred when I'm hungry, so Iknow before I would go my food.
I know there wasn't. Yes,there was, and every single day after
the event there was like piggies ina blanket there eat, Sorry, but
I don't even care. I don'teven think it's here. I'm getting so
annoyed with the scize hungry excuse.I like that. She was kind of
real about that. I don't careeither, Like there's something wrong, get
(43:30):
over it. What do you gotto eat? I thought you were cooking.
I don't smell anything. My girlfriendChristen's like this. She has to
eat a lot. So does Ryanor he gets really bitchy. I usually,
yeah, I'm not. I'm notreally an eater eater, but when
I'm here, I don't. Well, I just got like all those shots
yesterday, so I'm like, rhave four bowls of Captain Cornte this morning.
(43:51):
I'm ready for some chips and salsa. Oh my god, that is
so brand new information to me,that you are hungry. Oh one salsa
girls got to eat. Ladies gettingbad moods when they're hungry. You're forty
something eat. I came, Isaw, and I don't eat if there's
some food. Yep, thank youfor that. Thank you not an actual
(44:13):
thank you, And you're not gettingany sort of thank you or anything nice
for me because what you did waswhat did I do? What did I
do in comparison everyone else? Whatyou did was what did I do?
What did I do in comparison everyoneelse? Because she didn't go up to
(44:35):
Abe and say, hey, whenyou get divorced, please let me know
at my anniversary parts making something outof another? Do you think it's normal
to do that? You don't knowwhat you're talking about. I don't know
what I'm talking about. You said, wow, so you're not actually married
because at your first wedding you didn'tactually say vous. Is that what I
said? Yes, that's what yousaid. You didn't say, and technically
you're not. She's sleet like jokingaround. It's jest and worse, Please
(45:00):
let me know. Mine's already toget a divorce. Should we making us
in here? If he's not uncomfortable, he's laughing. Had you been uncomfortable,
he would have shut down the conversationand walked away. He'd like the
attention from a pretty fucking girl.She's also a single girl of a certain
age. It's like funny. It'sit's funny. They're in love, celebrating
(45:22):
their union after ten years. She'smaking jokes about like, you know,
I'm going to steal your husband.It's really nice. It's cute. I
want people to say that when I'mwith someone like it's unless it's serious,
which you know the difference. It'svery apparent. I was going to run
away with Ken. That was thecutest. That's funny, cheeky, like,
(45:44):
if you like that around me,I don't want it. No,
this woman, damn it, Aaron. I wanted to like you so too
much. Bring it back. Wewanted to like you like we like guacamole.
After this, Oh my god,there it was right. She was
doing in a brin like style likeit was maybe then tell her stop laughing
(46:04):
at my jokes, you know whatever, mess up and say hi. I
didn't think Aaron would be so insecure. It was just a reference to friends
because she owns her husband. Itwas funny. I was doing a bit.
Yeah, I'm making jokes, andit's like he can take it,
and he's he's given it back toIt was a joke. Everyone's laughing.
I was laughing. I don't careif it's a joke to bring up divorce
(46:25):
with my husband at my tenure andI like Jessel. She has an ally.
She's final. Jesse was like,you know not yes, That's what
I was seeing. I like her. She's a friend, she's defending her,
she's trying to help, But she'salso really glad that Aaron and Brenn
are fighting. I think she doesthat. This is why I'm like Jessel
does have a person like She hasa sense of hum Her jokes can land
(46:50):
a little flat, especially in Americahere maybe Bill, Yeah, like that
whole like poke you poke poke isfunny in a lot of places, like
yeah, like being conversation ending muchsometimes I remember, I'm not sure husband.
No, I ain't saying that she'strying to be with that husband for
any longer or he wants to bewith her like they should not be together.
(47:12):
I'm sorry, but I like hera lot more of this episode all
right here, she definitely don't bringup I didn't say a divorced, dude.
You weren't even there, don't.She definitely don't bring up the d
word divorced. I wake up inyour bed and I joke about plan B
because I'm there, all right,I'm going to make her offee before I
do anything. I need it.That's probably all right. I need a
(47:36):
plan. B Elsie used to cometo breakfast down at toast here she would
bring a plan B, or shewould uber one eats one too, likes
expensive apport. That's what she doesher husband. Now, you can't get
an abortion here. I know womenthat are out to get your husband.
If this was not that moment,she doesn't sorry that there And you heard
(47:58):
a version of the story and forwhy ever read one fade out at you
eron. If she wanted your husband, she would have him. And she's
trying and she's making her uncomfortable.And you can see the look on her
faces like are you really coming forme for this like she's doing on national
TV. You're telling people around thatyou I don't feel safe with you around
my husband. But she's labeling hera man stealer. And it would be
(48:22):
one thing. It was a privateconversation. But she knows exactly what she's
doing right now. She just shouldhave been cool. She don't be so
uncool. Yeah, don't be alluncool, all right, Aaron, go
on, Okays, met and learningwith the married man. It's going to
really get real. I don't know, don't you won't worry with him?
What were you doing? She wastalking to him? This is the difference
(48:45):
between Bryn and most of my friends. Bryn digs her heel. Brin is
really pretty. She doesn't really dealwith conflict well, because the moment that
Brin said it, this is reallygonna get Really you saw her face just
shutting me around, and now she'sabout to lat herself. Yes, yes
(49:06):
it is the boy. That's twopeople saying you party don't want to be
here. Yeah, I just shedeserved that. I mean, I don't
think it was a boring party,but probably for them because I don't know
them, Like that wasn't that boring? She's just making it. But no,
she went mad. I would getmad too, take my thick wreath,
briend. She flirts while ordering steak. Yeah, it's just the way
(49:29):
she operates. I personally think they'resaying it took it a little seriously,
it doesn't need to be a bigthing. It's become a big thing.
Yes, she's she's got her walkout momenting and you guys all suck,
but she's solidified for season two.That's what this is. By the way,
she was too slow at walking out. She should have been a bit
modum. I'm out of here,so I love Jenna Lyons's comments on the
(49:53):
commentary on it, she got itlike that was really confident and good.
I like that, and you doyou girl, Jessel. You're doing really
well with having a friend keep sideof you. It's nice to see you
defend someone rather than take them down. But I really think Aaron's over reacting
(50:15):
to someone she actually didn't see,and it is putting a label a man
stiller on our beautiful brin And that'snot what she is because she has three
engagement guys that would give her aring still and buy her a car.
She doesn't want your managina. Shedoesn't. And your husband was on the
same page as that, like heknew there was a joke, That's why
he was laughing and so open withit. He also realizes there are cameras
(50:37):
on him. If he needed tobe defensive about it, he would have
been if he was upset. Hesaid something like, oh, I tried
to rub it in her face.If they had a worser relationship, he'd
be like, so, Brian wastrying to hit on me. He was
literally sidelined by the fact that shethought it was weird because he didn't think
it was weird, but he broughtit up it was a little bit.
(51:00):
Yes, really it's a Christmas likewhen guys get involved in girls drama,
A bit dramatic day. Maybe itwas a brown avocado. I get it.
Avocado turns brown when it's out inthe air. It's still good.
You get the damn avocados. Neversaid that. I didn't. It's a
(51:23):
very blot. I think she's justsensitive and I want to have knowledge what
she's going through. But I wouldlike to actually have the same conversation.
Why do you feel this way becauseshe knows a surd how I just like
freaked out on this bitch. Ijust like walked out of the whole thing.
Very serious. Yeah, I justlike I don't know, Like I
(51:45):
just feel like she doesn't stop.But she's just like weird. I don't
know what her problem is. Shewas rude right like she's telling me that
I'm making it up, and itwas like you could wear sunglasses if you
want, and guess why she isa celebrity. Now shut up this lady
that is her sister. The worstpart of this show. I have never
(52:07):
seen someone more unlikable or more fuckingrude. Immediately and now knowing these girls,
it's like she wants in like ONCT, it's like, you're not a
celebrity girl, like shut Maybe youreyes are dilated because she should two org
coke to day before. I don'tknow, but you're allowed to wear glasses
if you want to. Actually,I just had an idea maybe Aaron Sisters
(52:27):
should be on it more because Ihate her so much that I might actually
really enjoy that me too. Weneed someone else to hate well. And
she's really she's like she would overdoit so much. Sisters, they look
nothing alike. There's a story there. Oh, let's do it. Let's
pull their hair off when we go. And I'm like, we'll find them
pull her hair out, do anancestry, and then that's our revelation.
(52:53):
Sisters too, we're in there beinglike, oh wait, it's season fourteen,
but like you know, season fifteen, we're in there and we're exposing
the rial. You all know thetruth. You will, you will find
it. Why are we talking aboutfucking Shannon because I said that, Well,
you're supposed to be a house eyedbuff. Were you even on that
(53:15):
show? Oh? Shut up?Oh my god, this one's for you.
Oh my god, I love thankyou gifts. Oh my god,
I love gifts. I love gifts. I love receiving gifts, and I
specifically love expensive gifts from men.I do too. Do you hear that?
(53:37):
I tell you, man, sendgifts flowers, gifts, no more
than flowers. I want flowers.My orchids are dead. Wipes? Oh
you need the wipes? Gipes?What they're for your booty hole? What
is this that you never feel cleanagain? Shut up? You're so thoughtful
always. I think she's hyper awareof our past experience together. The Christmas
(54:04):
tree dressing this tree, I wouldnever hate it. I actually hate this.
I'm on a thank you tour nowyou thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you. Thisis a great week effact. I love
that she was aware of that andthen she corrected, corrected it and went
into her confessional to say I'm onan aology without just doing it and not
acknowledging the fact that she's correcting nowthat she was such a bit Okay,
(54:30):
we're starting to like you a littleJackal. Oh my god, Chessil,
I won't say your sponsored gifts arereally nice. That was passive aggressive,
actually made it well. I stillhate say I know that you're not with
me on that one, but I'lltell you why. It's a strong word
affair. But this is very pretty. I liked that. I glad you
liked. Jenna's great with the gifts. I love the gifts, but at
(54:51):
this point I think there's some sortof ulterior Wait wait, wait, ready
for it. She's an influencer,she gets gifts from brands to post them,
and now she's upset that Jenna hasgifts that are hers to give to
them, like this is her job. Yeah, I'm a little confused,
Si, this is what you dofor a living. Well, I think
(55:13):
she has to be paid for it. But she's not saying you must suppost
this to receive. She's just givingit. She gets this ship like you
said all day. Yeah, comeon, sigh, give her a break,
gift her name or collab on it. Why she's just man that she's
not doing it right now. She'ssupposed to be in my collab. Why
did she get it? No matterhow much she's like, no, I
(55:34):
love you kind hearts, rainbows,unicorns, here's a bracelet. Okay,
thank you, I'll take it byJenna. Jenna these all your brand partners.
Gets so jealous when someone else hastheir brand right, ship he sent
that we're all going to share onsocial I think she should be wearing the
green jacket for envy. Oh mygod, hi, what is this?
(55:57):
They're all gorge they can. Princeis the ugliest out of all of them.
The wreath that she just wants,well, she doesn't have to.
She's pretty, don't have to makea good reath. You're right. When
you're pretty, you can do whateveryou want. I wouldn't know. Oh
that's cute. I think you're done. Why it's a good culture. But
(56:22):
thank you. I want to gomake a wreath. I'm not gonna be
good at it, but I wantto. Let's do it'll do it.
I have set up for us nextweek a dance class at your house or
my house, like we're an instructorcomes and teaches us how to do something.
Yeah, and it'd be really good. Okay, let's do it.
I want to do it when it'syou, me and Elsa together and we
(56:43):
have the best time. Yeah,let's do it because I have the best
time. I always have the besttime. Are you joking? Have you
seen me dance? I am likeno ballet, So I suck at it
and so does Elsa. So itmight be fun. You guys, if
you want no, we have aninstructor. Thank you. I don't get
(57:04):
ready to be up stage the garberayRyan, do we need her here?
About Brandy? That was a funnyEpisode's say others. Giving over food just
(57:24):
makes me more hungry. These ladies, these bitches make me hungry because all
they do is talk about food.They need to get a little bit more
to talk about, honestly, foods. And by the way, Aaron needs
to calm the fuck down to examex anyway. Can I just say these
bitches, I gotta say the wholefood narrative the whole time, Maybe just
(57:45):
stop because it makes me hungry,And then I feel like I talk about
food, so they still need alittle bit more personality. I gotta say,
like, get some more stories goingnow. The Aaron thing with the
party and the whole I think,love that that's over there, But what
else is actually going on? Rightwell, Brent has like three engagement rings,
you know. I love that she'sbringing a lot. Even the Povit
(58:07):
and Jessel thing is bringing something.Nothing else is really happenings and shoes talking
about food the whole time. Hejust wants food and like, we need
to figure out something else to talkabout, which we will because that was
that was a filler episode. Therewas a lot of film speaking of filler.
(58:30):
I would like to go get somefood to fill my stuff. I
would like to hear you not talkabout that anymore. So I have a
great guy, what's going on andtalk about sucking his food? Fucking food
life other house he has lighting downsome tracks. Oh, I thought you're
(58:51):
just explaining it to me. Ohyeah, I'm gonna be Brandy and have
her back of money Fames. That'sthe game by the household. Do we
need to get this cleared or didyou write it? Okay, it's miss
lame. Bye Felicias. Let usknow if you like our recast and Felicias
(59:14):
and Mary Felicis and Mary's and everyone'sbye bye. Thanks for listening to Brandy
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!