July 20, 2023 • 23 mins
Brandi takes the spotlight solo to deliver a no-holds-barred and unfiltered review of The Real Housewives of New York. Strap in for a candid and entertaining ride as Brandi shares her unfiltered impressions of each of the RHONY ladies and dishes out her take on the latest glimpses of drama. And of course, Brandi couldn't resist mentioning Bravo itself and production choices. Tune in to this special solo episode of Brandi Glanville Unfiltered for an entertaining, hilarious, and raw recap. If you're a fan of The Real Housewives or just love some unfiltered commentary, this episode is a must-listen!
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Straw Hut Media. Wow from strawHut Media, this is Brandy Glanville on
the film. Hey guys, Sowe are gonna do a really fun recap
of the real Health Race of NewYork the new season with the new gals.
(00:26):
I'm gonna tell you exactly what Ithink and who I like and who
I don't like. I have somequestions that no one has answers to yet,
but I'm sure they're coming in futureepisodes. Um, I'm gonna get
started, so I'm gonna start watchingit. I'm gonna pause at every commercial
and come back and fill y'all in. This should be very fun. All
(00:46):
right, give me a second.Let's start this, bitch. I already
watched it, but I need towatch it again to make sure that my
opinions of these bitches are right.Okay, I'll be right back. So
we just kind of got the introductionsto these ladies, and I think what
they did that was really smart.So we didn't we just felt like we
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were meeting a bunch of strangers thatdidn't know each other. Was They clearly
shot some episodes prior to shooting andairing this first episode, so that these
women together had a past. Otherwiseit's like meeting brand new people getting in
them each and so they kind ofwere really smart about giving them a bit
(01:32):
of a history before they aired thefirst episode. I'm pretty sure they were
just from like hearing them talk.They've hung out together and not by accident,
because I'm sure that's what they weretold to do. I not sure
that any of them know each otherahead of time. Maybe they knew who
one another was, but this wasa good way for them to get a
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little familiar before they aired this firstepisode, so they have some sort of
backstory. So I'm gonna go througheach model or each model. Okay,
So Brenda is adorable. Love her, She's cute, she's flirtatious. She's
my favorite. No, I'm kidding, no, But I just like that.
I like that she is fun.I like I feel like some of
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these girls take themselves so seriously.I love a fun girl. But she
I think could be fun and messyat the same time, which I like.
But we'll see. I have tocontinue to watch. I feel like
she'll say one thing. She kindof reminds me of Camille, really pretty.
She'll say one thing to your faceand then turn around and say the
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exact opposite to someone else about you. Who else, Let's see there is
I'm gonna also call out HR momentsthat I see that would not fly in
today's HR fucking stupid, fucking world. So Jenn Alliance probably the most interesting
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character on here for me. She'squirky, she's a little weird, she's
got great style. But the dogdrinking coffee is just a giant. Now
unless you diarrhea oliver your couches.I mean that it is a problem,
but it's a problem because you're puttingcoffee in his bowl. That is the
problem. You are the problem,Jenna. I like you, but come
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on, don't do that to yourdog. My dog just had pinkro titis,
so I am very aware of whatgoes into his belly. And you're
gonna you love your dog, Ican tell, but not good for him.
HR moment is when Jenna Lyons grabsone of the girls that cuts her
under her bet. Sorry, youcan't do that anymore, or Jenna,
HR, someone's gonna call them.You're gonna get canceled. Also another HR
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moment Jenna is when Aaron you knowher brag goes like oh her t shirt
goes over her bra and you kindof cup her boob. I love you,
and I don't think it's a bigdeal, but apparently it's a big
deal now. Um, Jessel notdon't have a lot to say about her
yet. I that's it, Like, I'm not, I'm not very interested.
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Publicists scare me a little bit andwe'll see about that one. Si
the influencer. I just don't likethat word influencer. But you know,
I mean I I do it myselfsometimes I have a lot of friends that
do it. It's just, um, I don't know. She's a bit
full of herself. So far.Uba she just looks like Barbie, Like
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literally looks exactly like Barbie. Andthe Barbie movie is about to come out,
so I can't just stop thinking ofher in the Barbie movie. She
is Barbie. She's a model,she's gorgeous, she's single. I love
that. I love her accent.She is just so like visually stunning to
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look at Aaron. I feel likeAaron and I would be best friends.
She's just down to earth, aboss bitch. She doesn't mince words.
She's got three kids. She's astraight shooter so far, and I like
her style. I don't know.I just I love somebody that comes in.
I feel like I've seen her beforeand like a makeover show or something,
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or like a real estate show.I'm not sure, but she looks
really familiar to me. So thoseare the girls. Those are the new
key players. And you know,like I said, they've clearly all met
each other and hung out prior tofilming this, but I don't think prior
to that, like prior to beingcast, they knew each other. They
might have known of Jenna or Upsidebecause we're Instagram where one of them was
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friends with another one. But thisis a whole new friend group and we
shall see what happens. They allhave really good style, and I love
that. I don't know. Ilove Brenn. I would be Brett so
far Brenn and Aaron had a baby, that would be me. And then
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obviously the HR parts of everything Generalizedis doing wrong would be me. Also,
all right, we're gonna get rightback to it. I'll be back
in a few Okay, so thismight seem like an over in depth um
episode, but this is the firstepisode with the new women. I'm not
gonna lie. I already miss theLegacy crew. I just do I know
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them, not even just personally.I do know them personally, but I
know them and their backstories already.So for me to get to know all
of these women's backstories is a tinybit exhausting, but all I'm here for
it so far. I will sayI thought I was a little stuck up.
You know, she definitely has agreat style, but then she said
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that she you know, she's aroundthe way girl. Thank you Ella cool
j So that means there's some substancethere. When you grow up with a
several spoon like it doesn't always tome mean that you have character kids.
A lot of those bitches don't.Um yeah, so like, and she's
got us together here, like she'supset out the dishes and her saying she
should see what my fucking kids do. Bryn got a lover. I mean,
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I love her high voice. She'sa flip flopper. I can tell
you that right now. But whenum, I'm still trying to work on
their names. Jossell comes over.Jostle brings these two little toddlers. And
by the way, she's going overthe Brooklyn Bridge acting like she's going to
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Marryott's Great America or a new countryor like, and she's like, oh,
this is called at a Brooklyn step. Wow, I mean condescending much.
I know that she probably didn't meanit. Well, yeah she meant
it, but she just was like, oh yeah, this is gross.
Um. But the fact that oneof her kid's name is Rio, even
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though it's a boy, I likebecause if I had a girl, I
would have named a Rio. Hername is Rio and she dances on the
sand. Um. Brandon seems likeshe wants kids that are already kids and
not toddlers. Like, girl,go get a man that has two kids,
and you can be the second wifeand you will never have to change
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a diaper in your entire life.Because I don't think that you would make
it through. I just don't.You're too girly. Things would be messy.
You can't handle it. You needlike kids are already like ten and
twelve, and then you can justget your nails done and not have to
do shit anyway. Aaron and Ubathat up. I just like them.
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They seem very down to earth andnormal. Even though Uba scooted over concrete
and white. It's not something Iwould do because that fully fucked up her
dress. I'm just saying, that'sit. I know it's like I'm doing
like a lot, but I reallywant you guys to get to know my
thoughts on these women. All Right, we'll be back. You know,
it's so weird. It's all ofa sudden, I can't swallow pills like
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they always are getting stuck. AndI've you know how much that can make
pills and even the smallest ones,even my little tiny babies, annex can't.
It gets stuck on the left side. And now I have like a
I didn't take his annex. Iactually just took an allergy pill because even
though it's hot as fucking calabastard Iam, it's a little windy, so
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have allergies. Anyway, back toher show, I'm only eleven minutes in
and I have so many notes.I know that's crazy, but I just
really want to get my what Ifeel out there, and I promised these
will get shorter. Okay, SoAaron was trying to put I get together
for all the girls to come.She was having a difficult time finding a
place. This just proved me thatthey were shooting before to get to actually
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know one another. And she evensaid I didn't know her. We ran
in the same circles that I didnot know her, so you know,
I mean Aaron the real estate ladyboss bitch was like, hey, you
know, let's go to this oneplace. It's not like the Kist right
now. I mean Costach Branni isthe place to go at the moment you
have to be number and it's reallyfabulous. But that said, if you
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can't get everyone in, Yeah,I think that the restaurant they're talking about
in New York, which is fabulous. Back in the day it was was
catch because it is you know,here in LA it's still fabulous like in
New York they moved on. Butthat said, like it's not that bad,
Like the seats are not comfortable,but go in and have like fun
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with your friends. Who care?How old are we to say that we
wouldn't be caught dead somewhere. Thatis just like some bullshit to me,
pretentious. Don't like it. Don'tlike pretentious bitches. But you know that's
britt and obviously side and even thepublicist chic which I'm still having trouble with
her name Jessel, I just thinkit's so like, come on, ladies,
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do you really mean, this isthis for TV? And then to
go and post a picture of yourselvesditching your friends a restaurant you just don't
like or it's not cool enough foryou, and then posting that you're at
the place to be restaurant with justeach other is fucking mean. It's just
mean. It's like she wanted tostart an argument. Yeah, I mean,
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that's it, but it just provesthose pictures that they were all had
gotten together before so that they hadthis vibe. We were actually our friends
and we didn't have to just meetthem all knew at the same kind.
That is what I'm talking about rightnow. I'll be back, okay,
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just them. There is like anargument coming up about cheese and whether chic
or not cheese is always chic ona security reboard. My friend Kristen Tagman
is the queen of cheese platters.I personally don't love cheese. I mean
oral sex for life, yes,like Andy always asked cheese or oral sex,
like hello, take your cheese.I don't need it. And I'm
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wondering if that a whole like that'sweird is going to be the new don't
be also uncool? No, it'snot I doubt it. No one's as
iconic as Lou So it seems tome like Jessel and her husband are at
that seven year itch. And forher to say on national television she fixed
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all of his problems, it's kindof condescending and emasculating also to just send
him out of the room. Trustme, this is the marriage to watch
to see if it makes it througha season of reality TV. I'm promising
you, I artist see cracks.Jenna is my favorite. It's just it
is what it is. I loveher interview looks. And by the way,
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Jenna, those pretzels had been inthere forever. They're just for looks.
But since you only eat cheese,ice cream and coffee, like your
whole gi stomach system is a disaster, like very obviously, cheese make you
consitated, ice creamed, Darry willdo the same thing, and then coffee,
you're just gonna blow it out.Maybe that's what works, Maybe that's
the chic skinny diet. Maybe weshould all be doing it. But Darry
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is really horrible for you. ButI mean, it's not showing up on
her. She's kind of fabulous,all right, buye kids. So um,
let's just get this straight. Khakiis a color. It's tam Khaki
is her men's pants or Safari gear. For me, khaki washes me out.
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I don't think I would wear itever. But that's not to say
it isn't a color or a thing. And if someone says we're khaki to
my khaki party, try to findsome khaki. Um. I like the
way the publisher says it khaki.I just like it. I don't know
why. Um. You know,I thought it was really cool that Jenna
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talked about her, you know thefact that she started at the bottom at
Jay Crew fun fact was a modelthere and works for Jenna, and she
made it. You know, likea lot of times do you hear these
people that worked in there the samespot for years and they never get to
move up. But Jenna moved upand out and on. Now she's got
a brand of eyelashes, which Ithink is so strange. I just it
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doesn't for me fit her persona.I always think that she doesn't even wear
eyelashes because the eyelashes and glasses don'tgenerally like it's not a good look.
I mean, it's not a badlook, it's just uncomfortable because in your
lashes are hitting your glasses, butyou know it to each your own.
And so now there's this problem aboutthis cheese skate thing. This seems like
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somebody's looking for an argument, andlike, let's be honest. It's a
slow start. It's episode one,but hopefully the season picks up and we
just don't fight over cheese because that'skind of well, it is ridiculous,
it's cheesy, get it, haha ha. It was nice to see
Aaron's big family. Her brothers arevery cute and they seem like they're twins.
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No, Aaron's happy, though hedoes not seem super comfortable on camera,
seems a little camera shy because hewanted to come in say hi and
get that fuck out. And honestly, when Jenna's like we have a lot
of set or not Jenna, whenAaron's like we have a lot of sex,
I feel like people that say theyhave a lot of sex generally don't.
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It's like when people say I havea lot of money. If you
have a lot of money, youtypically don't talk about it. It's so
people that are pretending to have alot a lot of money that talk about
it. So hopefully she is havinga lot of sex. But I'll tell
you. With three young kids,I'm guessing no. Um. So there's
a fight and it's not over cheese. Let's be clear. The fight is
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over the fact that sigh and whateverher faces the young one's bren didn't show
up to the dinner that Aaron threwand posted a picture from TIPPIONI that is
what the fight is actually about.It's not about cheese. Someone made that
up so that someone could be mad, but maybe they'll get to the bottom
of it. I'm only halfway through. It needs to hurry up and like
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pick up because I'm getting annoyed andkhaki is ugly. Okay, I know
this is so long. I'm yeah, it's long. It's fucking hot outside.
I'm not leaving my house today ifI can help it. Um,
I might not be able to helpit anyway. So Jenna lines having her
party and no one's wearing khaki exceptfor Uba. Thank you Uba for following
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the fucking directions. I mean,I think the worst what I've ever done
is if someone says it's a whiteparty and my dress is like maybe off
flight because I couldn't find something thatI liked but I always want to be
proper to the hostess. And italso didn't seem like a lot of girls
brought anything with them. I mean, maybe I was just missing it,
but yeah, And I think thatJenna's apartment is very swaggy. I'm trying
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to figure out what the bee aroundher neck stands for. It's like really
big. I feel like it's alover or maybe one of our kids that
we don't know, the name Jet, or maybe it's her dog. I
don't remember his name either, butit's a big bee. It's in like
every frame. Um And we gotto the bottom of it the second side,
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and Aaron sat down. She waslike, it's not about cheese.
It's about the fact that you posteda picture. You know, shouldn't say
it's not about cheese. It's likeyou posted a picture at crossa TIPRIONI the
night we were supposed to all goout, and side doesn't really seem like
she gives two frocks which and thenthe thought that stones quirky because they only
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like the black olives and not thegreen or the green and not the black.
That's not quirky, that's just picky. And Dylan Parsley or Parsley.
Is it just enhances the flavor offood. Dyll's definitely an acquire taste,
So I don't think that's what wealready eat either. I still think Jenna's
well quirky, but I don't thinkthose things like are reasons that you would
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think someone's quirky, because I mean, it's that's just called picky. And
you don't like Dil. I likeDil and devil leggs. I'm not a
huge fan of it in general.It's not about me. We're going to
go back to the dumb show.So we are at Jenna's house and that
we are playing a game, andit's a fun game. It's sexy.
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It's like, what kind of hornsyou like? Um, it's interesting,
I like. And then the nextones, what are you addicted to?
And hand a lot of them fishshopping shocker. I think it's a New
York thing. Really not. Ifeel like I'm addicted to wine and sex
more than horn or shopping. Butwhatever. It was addicted to bananas and
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she likes to be submissive in bed. I'm telling you, guys, this
is wiping material. And she's asupermodel, looks like a Barbie snatch her
up before someone turns her out.Yeah, so Aaron very casually brings you
know, the situation up to sighabout this across the TAPIRONI and the cheese,
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and Aaron's over it. She's fine, like all right. So I
was like, yeah, I didthat. Sorry. Aaron has no issue
with that. She just owned upto it. And and Aaron's fine with
that answer, which I would havebeen like, don't you think that's a
little fucked up? I would haveridden her a little harder about that answer.
But she's holding on to it withBryn. Is it because of Brenn
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is the younger, sexy one who'ssingle and maybe an easier target. I'm
just saying that because maybe I've beenin that position before, and when you
don't have a man to back youup or family, people seem to go
after you more so than they dowith the more established women that are more
establishing the relationships. And yeah,I think like, oh, and Jenna's
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a lesbian shocker kidding, we alreadyknew that. I mean, I'm guessing
we all already knew that. Iknew that prior because somebody told me.
But I will have to say it'snot always happy ending for both women when
they're both together. It's just notit's just not true. So it's I
mean, it can be very greatand wonderful and it does happen, but
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it doesn't always happen. Just awhy if you're thinking about going that route?
It's not a for sure thing.All right? Back to Cheesegate.
Okay, so we're coming to thestreet street end. Aaron has decided she
wants to take Brin in the backinto Jenna's room and just fuck a bitch
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up. So, I don't know, is there not another room they can
go? And I wouldn't want peoplejust going into my bedroom. I would
just like that's my personal space,Like there had to be a different place
they could talk. But whatever.If Jenna doesn't say anything, she seems
pretty laid back. Eric speaks withBrent or Aeron's with Brin, and the
Royal Camille comes out and she justfoot flaps and agrees with everything that Aaron
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is saying. I'm telling you wehave a new Camille. Then they fucking
rummaged through Jenna's perfect closet again,not fucking cool. They deserve to fall
in that chair. They should havegotten more scraped up. You don't fuck
up, you don't go in anyone'scloset again, just so rude. I
mean, you have to ask.There has to be some boundaries. But
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apparently now it's fine. Everyone's finewith the lies that certain people told because
they're foot flaps and it's over fornow. But it looks like there's some
drama coming up. Lots of reallycute outfits for sure, so we'll see.
I didn't see a lot of likeaha moments after the ones I saw,
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but now you know, I'm waitingfor something other than Cheesegate to have
in which we all know it will. But overall, like I was into
it, I'm not mad at it. Pretty good like I was expecting to
be cringe like, because I liketo see my normal girls and I'm invested.
I will watch it again as thatI'm still not completely here for the
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publicist, but maybe that'll change.We also need someone to be a bit
snobby so that we can say they'relike a bit snobby. Anyway, have
a beautiful Wednesday or Sunday or Mondayor wherever the fuck day this comes out
on, and we'll chat next time. Bitches. Thanks for listening, to
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Straw Hut Media. Wow from strawHut Media, this is Brandy Glanville on
the film. Hey guys, Sowe are gonna do a really fun recap
of the real Health Race of NewYork the new season with the new gals.
(00:26):
I'm gonna tell you exactly what Ithink and who I like and who
I don't like. I have somequestions that no one has answers to yet,
but I'm sure they're coming in futureepisodes. Um, I'm gonna get
started, so I'm gonna start watchingit. I'm gonna pause at every commercial
and come back and fill y'all in. This should be very fun. All
(00:46):
right, give me a second.Let's start this, bitch. I already
watched it, but I need towatch it again to make sure that my
opinions of these bitches are right.Okay, I'll be right back. So
we just kind of got the introductionsto these ladies, and I think what
they did that was really smart.So we didn't we just felt like we
(01:07):
were meeting a bunch of strangers thatdidn't know each other. Was They clearly
shot some episodes prior to shooting andairing this first episode, so that these
women together had a past. Otherwiseit's like meeting brand new people getting in
them each and so they kind ofwere really smart about giving them a bit
(01:32):
of a history before they aired thefirst episode. I'm pretty sure they were
just from like hearing them talk.They've hung out together and not by accident,
because I'm sure that's what they weretold to do. I not sure
that any of them know each otherahead of time. Maybe they knew who
one another was, but this wasa good way for them to get a
(01:55):
little familiar before they aired this firstepisode, so they have some sort of
backstory. So I'm gonna go througheach model or each model. Okay,
So Brenda is adorable. Love her, She's cute, she's flirtatious. She's
my favorite. No, I'm kidding, no, But I just like that.
I like that she is fun.I like I feel like some of
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these girls take themselves so seriously.I love a fun girl. But she
I think could be fun and messyat the same time, which I like.
But we'll see. I have tocontinue to watch. I feel like
she'll say one thing. She kindof reminds me of Camille, really pretty.
She'll say one thing to your faceand then turn around and say the
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exact opposite to someone else about you. Who else, Let's see there is
I'm gonna also call out HR momentsthat I see that would not fly in
today's HR fucking stupid, fucking world. So Jenn Alliance probably the most interesting
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character on here for me. She'squirky, she's a little weird, she's
got great style. But the dogdrinking coffee is just a giant. Now
unless you diarrhea oliver your couches.I mean that it is a problem,
but it's a problem because you're puttingcoffee in his bowl. That is the
problem. You are the problem,Jenna. I like you, but come
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on, don't do that to yourdog. My dog just had pinkro titis,
so I am very aware of whatgoes into his belly. And you're
gonna you love your dog, Ican tell, but not good for him.
HR moment is when Jenna Lyons grabsone of the girls that cuts her
under her bet. Sorry, youcan't do that anymore, or Jenna,
HR, someone's gonna call them.You're gonna get canceled. Also another HR
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moment Jenna is when Aaron you knowher brag goes like oh her t shirt
goes over her bra and you kindof cup her boob. I love you,
and I don't think it's a bigdeal, but apparently it's a big
deal now. Um, Jessel notdon't have a lot to say about her
yet. I that's it, Like, I'm not, I'm not very interested.
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Publicists scare me a little bit andwe'll see about that one. Si
the influencer. I just don't likethat word influencer. But you know,
I mean I I do it myselfsometimes I have a lot of friends that
do it. It's just, um, I don't know. She's a bit
full of herself. So far.Uba she just looks like Barbie, Like
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literally looks exactly like Barbie. Andthe Barbie movie is about to come out,
so I can't just stop thinking ofher in the Barbie movie. She
is Barbie. She's a model,she's gorgeous, she's single. I love
that. I love her accent.She is just so like visually stunning to
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look at Aaron. I feel likeAaron and I would be best friends.
She's just down to earth, aboss bitch. She doesn't mince words.
She's got three kids. She's astraight shooter so far, and I like
her style. I don't know.I just I love somebody that comes in.
I feel like I've seen her beforeand like a makeover show or something,
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or like a real estate show.I'm not sure, but she looks
really familiar to me. So thoseare the girls. Those are the new
key players. And you know,like I said, they've clearly all met
each other and hung out prior tofilming this, but I don't think prior
to that, like prior to beingcast, they knew each other. They
might have known of Jenna or Upsidebecause we're Instagram where one of them was
(05:36):
friends with another one. But thisis a whole new friend group and we
shall see what happens. They allhave really good style, and I love
that. I don't know. Ilove Brenn. I would be Brett so
far Brenn and Aaron had a baby, that would be me. And then
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obviously the HR parts of everything Generalizedis doing wrong would be me. Also,
all right, we're gonna get rightback to it. I'll be back
in a few Okay, so thismight seem like an over in depth um
episode, but this is the firstepisode with the new women. I'm not
gonna lie. I already miss theLegacy crew. I just do I know
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them, not even just personally.I do know them personally, but I
know them and their backstories already.So for me to get to know all
of these women's backstories is a tinybit exhausting, but all I'm here for
it so far. I will sayI thought I was a little stuck up.
You know, she definitely has agreat style, but then she said
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that she you know, she's aroundthe way girl. Thank you Ella cool
j So that means there's some substancethere. When you grow up with a
several spoon like it doesn't always tome mean that you have character kids.
A lot of those bitches don't.Um yeah, so like, and she's
got us together here, like she'supset out the dishes and her saying she
should see what my fucking kids do. Bryn got a lover. I mean,
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I love her high voice. She'sa flip flopper. I can tell
you that right now. But whenum, I'm still trying to work on
their names. Jossell comes over.Jostle brings these two little toddlers. And
by the way, she's going overthe Brooklyn Bridge acting like she's going to
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Marryott's Great America or a new countryor like, and she's like, oh,
this is called at a Brooklyn step. Wow, I mean condescending much.
I know that she probably didn't meanit. Well, yeah she meant
it, but she just was like, oh yeah, this is gross.
Um. But the fact that oneof her kid's name is Rio, even
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though it's a boy, I likebecause if I had a girl, I
would have named a Rio. Hername is Rio and she dances on the
sand. Um. Brandon seems likeshe wants kids that are already kids and
not toddlers. Like, girl,go get a man that has two kids,
and you can be the second wifeand you will never have to change
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a diaper in your entire life.Because I don't think that you would make
it through. I just don't.You're too girly. Things would be messy.
You can't handle it. You needlike kids are already like ten and
twelve, and then you can justget your nails done and not have to
do shit anyway. Aaron and Ubathat up. I just like them.
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They seem very down to earth andnormal. Even though Uba scooted over concrete
and white. It's not something Iwould do because that fully fucked up her
dress. I'm just saying, that'sit. I know it's like I'm doing
like a lot, but I reallywant you guys to get to know my
thoughts on these women. All Right, we'll be back. You know,
it's so weird. It's all ofa sudden, I can't swallow pills like
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they always are getting stuck. AndI've you know how much that can make
pills and even the smallest ones,even my little tiny babies, annex can't.
It gets stuck on the left side. And now I have like a
I didn't take his annex. Iactually just took an allergy pill because even
though it's hot as fucking calabastard Iam, it's a little windy, so
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have allergies. Anyway, back toher show, I'm only eleven minutes in
and I have so many notes.I know that's crazy, but I just
really want to get my what Ifeel out there, and I promised these
will get shorter. Okay, SoAaron was trying to put I get together
for all the girls to come.She was having a difficult time finding a
place. This just proved me thatthey were shooting before to get to actually
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know one another. And she evensaid I didn't know her. We ran
in the same circles that I didnot know her, so you know,
I mean Aaron the real estate ladyboss bitch was like, hey, you
know, let's go to this oneplace. It's not like the Kist right
now. I mean Costach Branni isthe place to go at the moment you
have to be number and it's reallyfabulous. But that said, if you
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can't get everyone in, Yeah,I think that the restaurant they're talking about
in New York, which is fabulous. Back in the day it was was
catch because it is you know,here in LA it's still fabulous like in
New York they moved on. Butthat said, like it's not that bad,
Like the seats are not comfortable,but go in and have like fun
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with your friends. Who care?How old are we to say that we
wouldn't be caught dead somewhere. Thatis just like some bullshit to me,
pretentious. Don't like it. Don'tlike pretentious bitches. But you know that's
britt and obviously side and even thepublicist chic which I'm still having trouble with
her name Jessel, I just thinkit's so like, come on, ladies,
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do you really mean, this isthis for TV? And then to
go and post a picture of yourselvesditching your friends a restaurant you just don't
like or it's not cool enough foryou, and then posting that you're at
the place to be restaurant with justeach other is fucking mean. It's just
mean. It's like she wanted tostart an argument. Yeah, I mean,
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that's it, but it just provesthose pictures that they were all had
gotten together before so that they hadthis vibe. We were actually our friends
and we didn't have to just meetthem all knew at the same kind.
That is what I'm talking about rightnow. I'll be back, okay,
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just them. There is like anargument coming up about cheese and whether chic
or not cheese is always chic ona security reboard. My friend Kristen Tagman
is the queen of cheese platters.I personally don't love cheese. I mean
oral sex for life, yes,like Andy always asked cheese or oral sex,
like hello, take your cheese.I don't need it. And I'm
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wondering if that a whole like that'sweird is going to be the new don't
be also uncool? No, it'snot I doubt it. No one's as
iconic as Lou So it seems tome like Jessel and her husband are at
that seven year itch. And forher to say on national television she fixed
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all of his problems, it's kindof condescending and emasculating also to just send
him out of the room. Trustme, this is the marriage to watch
to see if it makes it througha season of reality TV. I'm promising
you, I artist see cracks.Jenna is my favorite. It's just it
is what it is. I loveher interview looks. And by the way,
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Jenna, those pretzels had been inthere forever. They're just for looks.
But since you only eat cheese,ice cream and coffee, like your
whole gi stomach system is a disaster, like very obviously, cheese make you
consitated, ice creamed, Darry willdo the same thing, and then coffee,
you're just gonna blow it out.Maybe that's what works, Maybe that's
the chic skinny diet. Maybe weshould all be doing it. But Darry
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is really horrible for you. ButI mean, it's not showing up on
her. She's kind of fabulous,all right, buye kids. So um,
let's just get this straight. Khakiis a color. It's tam Khaki
is her men's pants or Safari gear. For me, khaki washes me out.
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I don't think I would wear itever. But that's not to say
it isn't a color or a thing. And if someone says we're khaki to
my khaki party, try to findsome khaki. Um. I like the
way the publisher says it khaki.I just like it. I don't know
why. Um. You know,I thought it was really cool that Jenna
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talked about her, you know thefact that she started at the bottom at
Jay Crew fun fact was a modelthere and works for Jenna, and she
made it. You know, likea lot of times do you hear these
people that worked in there the samespot for years and they never get to
move up. But Jenna moved upand out and on. Now she's got
a brand of eyelashes, which Ithink is so strange. I just it
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doesn't for me fit her persona.I always think that she doesn't even wear
eyelashes because the eyelashes and glasses don'tgenerally like it's not a good look.
I mean, it's not a badlook, it's just uncomfortable because in your
lashes are hitting your glasses, butyou know it to each your own.
And so now there's this problem aboutthis cheese skate thing. This seems like
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somebody's looking for an argument, andlike, let's be honest. It's a
slow start. It's episode one,but hopefully the season picks up and we
just don't fight over cheese because that'skind of well, it is ridiculous,
it's cheesy, get it, haha ha. It was nice to see
Aaron's big family. Her brothers arevery cute and they seem like they're twins.
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No, Aaron's happy, though hedoes not seem super comfortable on camera,
seems a little camera shy because hewanted to come in say hi and
get that fuck out. And honestly, when Jenna's like we have a lot
of set or not Jenna, whenAaron's like we have a lot of sex,
I feel like people that say theyhave a lot of sex generally don't.
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It's like when people say I havea lot of money. If you
have a lot of money, youtypically don't talk about it. It's so
people that are pretending to have alot a lot of money that talk about
it. So hopefully she is havinga lot of sex. But I'll tell
you. With three young kids,I'm guessing no. Um. So there's
a fight and it's not over cheese. Let's be clear. The fight is
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over the fact that sigh and whateverher faces the young one's bren didn't show
up to the dinner that Aaron threwand posted a picture from TIPPIONI that is
what the fight is actually about.It's not about cheese. Someone made that
up so that someone could be mad, but maybe they'll get to the bottom
of it. I'm only halfway through. It needs to hurry up and like
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pick up because I'm getting annoyed andkhaki is ugly. Okay, I know
this is so long. I'm yeah, it's long. It's fucking hot outside.
I'm not leaving my house today ifI can help it. Um,
I might not be able to helpit anyway. So Jenna lines having her
party and no one's wearing khaki exceptfor Uba. Thank you Uba for following
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the fucking directions. I mean,I think the worst what I've ever done
is if someone says it's a whiteparty and my dress is like maybe off
flight because I couldn't find something thatI liked but I always want to be
proper to the hostess. And italso didn't seem like a lot of girls
brought anything with them. I mean, maybe I was just missing it,
but yeah, And I think thatJenna's apartment is very swaggy. I'm trying
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to figure out what the bee aroundher neck stands for. It's like really
big. I feel like it's alover or maybe one of our kids that
we don't know, the name Jet, or maybe it's her dog. I
don't remember his name either, butit's a big bee. It's in like
every frame. Um And we gotto the bottom of it the second side,
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and Aaron sat down. She waslike, it's not about cheese.
It's about the fact that you posteda picture. You know, shouldn't say
it's not about cheese. It's likeyou posted a picture at crossa TIPRIONI the
night we were supposed to all goout, and side doesn't really seem like
she gives two frocks which and thenthe thought that stones quirky because they only
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like the black olives and not thegreen or the green and not the black.
That's not quirky, that's just picky. And Dylan Parsley or Parsley.
Is it just enhances the flavor offood. Dyll's definitely an acquire taste,
So I don't think that's what wealready eat either. I still think Jenna's
well quirky, but I don't thinkthose things like are reasons that you would
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think someone's quirky, because I mean, it's that's just called picky. And
you don't like Dil. I likeDil and devil leggs. I'm not a
huge fan of it in general.It's not about me. We're going to
go back to the dumb show.So we are at Jenna's house and that
we are playing a game, andit's a fun game. It's sexy.
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It's like, what kind of hornsyou like? Um, it's interesting,
I like. And then the nextones, what are you addicted to?
And hand a lot of them fishshopping shocker. I think it's a New
York thing. Really not. Ifeel like I'm addicted to wine and sex
more than horn or shopping. Butwhatever. It was addicted to bananas and
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she likes to be submissive in bed. I'm telling you, guys, this
is wiping material. And she's asupermodel, looks like a Barbie snatch her
up before someone turns her out.Yeah, so Aaron very casually brings you
know, the situation up to sighabout this across the TAPIRONI and the cheese,
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and Aaron's over it. She's fine, like all right. So I
was like, yeah, I didthat. Sorry. Aaron has no issue
with that. She just owned upto it. And and Aaron's fine with
that answer, which I would havebeen like, don't you think that's a
little fucked up? I would haveridden her a little harder about that answer.
But she's holding on to it withBryn. Is it because of Brenn
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is the younger, sexy one who'ssingle and maybe an easier target. I'm
just saying that because maybe I've beenin that position before, and when you
don't have a man to back youup or family, people seem to go
after you more so than they dowith the more established women that are more
establishing the relationships. And yeah,I think like, oh, and Jenna's
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a lesbian shocker kidding, we alreadyknew that. I mean, I'm guessing
we all already knew that. Iknew that prior because somebody told me.
But I will have to say it'snot always happy ending for both women when
they're both together. It's just notit's just not true. So it's I
mean, it can be very greatand wonderful and it does happen, but
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it doesn't always happen. Just awhy if you're thinking about going that route?
It's not a for sure thing.All right? Back to Cheesegate.
Okay, so we're coming to thestreet street end. Aaron has decided she
wants to take Brin in the backinto Jenna's room and just fuck a bitch
(20:51):
up. So, I don't know, is there not another room they can
go? And I wouldn't want peoplejust going into my bedroom. I would
just like that's my personal space,Like there had to be a different place
they could talk. But whatever.If Jenna doesn't say anything, she seems
pretty laid back. Eric speaks withBrent or Aeron's with Brin, and the
Royal Camille comes out and she justfoot flaps and agrees with everything that Aaron
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is saying. I'm telling you wehave a new Camille. Then they fucking
rummaged through Jenna's perfect closet again,not fucking cool. They deserve to fall
in that chair. They should havegotten more scraped up. You don't fuck
up, you don't go in anyone'scloset again, just so rude. I
mean, you have to ask.There has to be some boundaries. But
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apparently now it's fine. Everyone's finewith the lies that certain people told because
they're foot flaps and it's over fornow. But it looks like there's some
drama coming up. Lots of reallycute outfits for sure, so we'll see.
I didn't see a lot of likeaha moments after the ones I saw,
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but now you know, I'm waitingfor something other than Cheesegate to have
in which we all know it will. But overall, like I was into
it, I'm not mad at it. Pretty good like I was expecting to
be cringe like, because I liketo see my normal girls and I'm invested.
I will watch it again as thatI'm still not completely here for the
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publicist, but maybe that'll change.We also need someone to be a bit
snobby so that we can say they'relike a bit snobby. Anyway, have
a beautiful Wednesday or Sunday or Mondayor wherever the fuck day this comes out
on, and we'll chat next time. Bitches. Thanks for listening, to
Brandy Glanville Unfiltered, download new episodesevery week and if you haven't already,
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