August 7, 2023 • 32 mins
Join the fabulous duo of Brandi Glanville and James Maas, the sassy pop singer for a full of fun discussion on Real Housewives of New York where they express initial doubts but quickly get hooked on the drama. From a diverse cast with potential for entertaining chaos to dishing out dick ratings and receiving unexpected pics, no Housewife is safe from their hilarious commentary! Ending on a high note! Buckle up for a wild ride of humor and Housewives antics!
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Straw media. I guess we shouldradio find out. Sorry, I'm trying
to make eye contact from straw HutMedia. This is Brandy Glanville on the
film Welcome. Are you promoting anything? Are we're just going to talk to
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it about blowback? No? Nothingto promote. Well, you're gonna promote
yourself. M is it my wifie. It's bad, Courtney, it wasn't
a few seconds ago. Well let'ssee if we get a hot spots right
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now. Sometimes I don't know whyyou don't know WiFi. No, I
don't know why. I don't knowwhy fi Ryan nice thing like that all
the time. About that, Ohmy god, what is your album coming
out? What was that? Youlike money? That's like the Housewife?
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It was actually the rafting was goodthough, like I mean no, no,
I mean comparatively to the other houseOkay, Courtney, let's hear your
honey. He still a little I'mstill delayed. I can't she's frozen again?
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Is that better? Or words likeyou have golden moments and then all
of a sudden you freeze. Ohlook there I can. I mean,
I feel like she's here with us. I know, I feel I think
that was really late. No,that was really late. She was like
a laugh right away. She waslaughing. Australian WiFi were like they're just
too far away. Cond you putyour house on as well as the WiFi?
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No, it is not in conjunctionwith why why can't you just have
both? Really? That's lie that'sout there. What are you trying clean
right now? She looks great,but like we can't try. Okay,
let's try. Okay, So welcomeCourtney. So are we talking shit about
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Below Deck? And where are youin the world. I'm in Sydney in
Australia. I actually emailed and askedwhat this podcast was going to be about
because I haven't watched any show.I was like, what are we talking
about? And they sent like along list of really broad possibilities. So
I haven't even watched this season ofBelow Deck because that's what you want to
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talk about, like the Brown Girl. No, No, I want to
talk about your season because I watchedyour season. Oh so something that happened
six years ago. Yeah, I'mtotally into it, Sashi Brian, I
need to know about Okay, whyare you in Australia? What are you
doing down there? I moved herelast January. My partner lives here.
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Oh nice from Vancouver. So it'slike I kept going, I wasn't interrupting
you, well, congrats for gettingoff the fucking boat, because like a
lot of those bitches just stick aroundclean and shit just to be famous.
You are always like, oh,hum, I don't want to do this,
but I'll do it. You Shewas like even killed, like,
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yeah, okay, I'll do it. I mean I agreed to do it,
so I'll do it, and I'mbeing paid to do it. But
like, I'm not going to pretendthat I enjoy cleaning toilets for like very
little pay. But you got paidfrom the show and then from the boat
as well, from the tips andwhatnot. Right, No, they paid
first season cast like three dollars,Like I think I got like six thousand
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dollars. Yeah, I got fourteenfor Housewives, So I feel you,
Honey, my first season nothing robbery. Yeah. It's like, okay,
that's not this is not worth it. Um, But why did you do
it? Um? I don't knowwhy not? He asked me this so
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delayed. I actually am like sharingmyself twice. Oh really, Maybe I
don't think it's gonna work. Ry. I'm sorry, Courtney, y'all have
the best time in Australia and um, it's so much more beautiful there,
such a hot boys for me andyour partner if it's a girl or boy
or whatever. All right, byebye Ryan. That was about ten minutes
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too long before hanging out, Iwas like, how do you keep trying?
What work? I know it isweird. It's like it's a lot.
Usually when I'm in the studio,I seeing like this because it gives
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me more of a vibe right there. But I don't know whose mouth has
been on this. I'm like boxing. That was the worst. It was
not at man as our podcast.What was Oh yeah, Courtney, she
was in beautiful Australia, but wecouldn't get the wi fi. I know,
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I couldn't tell if she hated usor whether she could not hear us.
She heard us, she just didn'tlike us. I don't know why
they emailed me because I haven't beenon a show in like six years,
and I don't know why I'm here. I want to talk about your kind
of show? Oh do you wantto talk about what happened six years ago?
I don't want. I think there'sno deciphering between that. I don't
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know why she hated us so much, like we honestly like but that's how
she comes off on the show.But she's just kind of vichy, but
like, you know what, shelooks really cute and I was like trying
to give her compliments that were realeither way. Um, anyway, I
don't think that we should take itheart. There was a wi fi situation
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and well we couldn't have been morelovely or more charismatic or more good looking.
Showed up and like dressed with likeall this lighting on. Um so
her loss. Yeah, he enjoysthat tea. Yeah, because she's not
getting any from us. Yeah,I hope she's freezing an Australian and winter
with flies on her fucking okay aboutNew York fives. Yeah, but I
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thought you would never ask. Iam so excited. Okay, So first
of all, I think it's gonnawork. I think it's gonna work,
and I didn't and I even thinkI told you this at the beginning.
I was like, Oh, Idon't know, it's like one more thing
to invest time in twos And doI really want to like with these ladies
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that aren't really I mean, they'restill not giving that much yet, but
I think that I got to rememberback to what it was like to see
the first class on the first NewYork to know they will probably not at
each other's throats in the first episode. You know, what I think really
helped them is that they got tomeet each other in film before episode one
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because somebody canceled, somebody left theshow. I didn't know that. So
they got to shoot all of thesescenes and really become friends before are we
see episode one? Who do weknow who it was? Yeah? It
was some woman who we are inHollywood and there was an emergency us.
It was so from what I understand, No, I don't know you were
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ready to tell like the what didyou need just say? Because I know,
like, wait, this is goingto blow your mind. I have
no idea, No I do,but I have a little bits and pieces
and one of them, it's goingto sense though it's given me really bad
Okay, I for someone left.Yeah, so they filmed a bunch of
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scenes and became really close friends.So I think that helped us with the
show because you didn't have to watchthe one. Really just started to get
to meet for the first time.They've already been shooting a bunch of episodes,
and they actually quite suck because Idon't think that they're they're not there
yet. I like Uber, Okay, favorite Uber. I actually like.
I didn't at first, but Ithink she's naturally like she's because she's bouncing
off the walls and that's yeah.It was kind of like a too close
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time because I'm kind of that characterher Immediately Barbie, she's gorge Barbie,
she is gorgeous. Um lesbian.One what's her name? Aaron? Aaron?
Is that? And then the one, Oh no, that's oh she's
Jenson. Aaron's Jennifer Aniston. Iwas king you were right about that.
She is so jen Aniston. She'sgot that cool vine anything, great hair,
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whoever does her hair? She's andshe's I agree with most of the
ship. She says, yeah,I do. And somehow Jenna Lyons is
the lesbian. Sorry, yes,so Jenna Lyons. I mean that's the
one word described. We're just goinglesbian from down and we love lesbians by
the way. I mean brand he'seven tried being a lesbian many times.
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No one's duck yet, but there'sa few that's we're sticky. You got
a couple left in you anyway.Okay, So back to Jenna, she
is okay, Okay, so sheis awkward to watch, like she's so
like she doesn't want to be aroundyou know. Yeah, but I think
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she's interesting and she probably will bemaybe bullied by some of them because she's
not gonna get bullied, you know. Like she's a badass. She ran
like that town. Kristen used towork with her and for her, like,
I feel like she's just not agirl's girl, and so she doesn't
know how to interact on the samelevel because she used to be in the
boss of our everyone. Yeah.No, it's like those really smart notes
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that are just like really good atwhat they do. They're almost on the
spectrum. No no, and they'regeniuses, but to sometimes socially engaging can
come across. I'm not it's nota bad thing. The most brilliant people,
some of the smartest people in theworld are on the Yeah, now
you're just picking out names out ofa hat. My son is just sucks.
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I think just lexis a little bit. No, Like anyway, Okay,
I've already dug in a hole.Dug a hole so deep that I
don't know how to get out of. I'll get back to the other ones.
They'll just stick. What about bitchface? What was her thank you
sorry? That one? No?No, No, there's one that I'm
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not sure of, Like I don'tknow what's redeeming about her lady, Yes,
yeah, I can't right now.I feel like she's my remote lil
or Lise something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just because she's
complaining about everything. She doesn't evenrealize she's doing it. Like I haven't
said one but working around in themasting. I would never imagine if I
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give you like that kind of yourdesigner Fighters makes it and you're on National
televis, I give you a songof mine and you're playing it in the
car, going this is the worstand I've ever heard in my fucking life.
Why is it in my CD player? CD player abrio days? Like
I played her my songs like Ifucking need It's decision. I kind of
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love it? Can I just didI already tell you about your song on
this show? Though? No,but no I think that yours. I
mean the bar is set so lownow, so it's universe but at one
of the best and the fact thatyou wrote it. I've got to say
it's the best housewive song I've everheard. Plus your voice. No,
you're rap singing talk singing. Youknow, it's so convincing and it's fun
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Like it's not like I mean,it was just a fun thing to do.
And it is to be all negative, so I'm just gonna, yeah,
thank you. I appreciate that.Um No. I like Brian,
so my favorites are Aaron and Brynn. Branch is flirty and cute, and
I liked when she said four easypayments of eight, referencing like she was
looking at catalogs and she wanted furniturebecause the group poor oh sigh is the
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other cute one sighs like the influencer, the little one with all the energy.
So like her and I like herinterviews. She's funny. Yeah,
do you know what I felt?Differently? I thought that she I could
miss. I wouldn't miss it really, so it's only been a couple episodes
so far. Yeah, I didn'tfind her like annoying, like the lazy
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lady, lady we're gonna go publicists. Yeah, and I don't know what
Brend does. Do we know whatshe does as a cost as a whole.
I think they've got what it takes. Yes, there's a little bit
of everything. I think this isthe most diverse cast that a Housewife UM
franchise has had actually in a reallylong time. So we had to think
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about all the Housewives casts like overthe season's not realizing there wasn't much diversity
for was bond and you know whiteand then now if you look, I
mean side like and what they have, they have so much diversity. Um
here, that's good. I saythis is the most diverse like cast I
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think. And I think it's goodbecause we have a couple of husbands that
are willing to be on film.Yeah, we have the publisher's husband that
that's going to be over soon andI'm guessing, yeah, that's hard.
He's going to say to the nextseason we're not filming. He'll say,
it's gonna say watch herself back,and she's gonna watch herself back and realize
she's gonna have some self awareness becauseshe doesn't even know that she doesn't know
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mean or like even if it wasshe felt uncomfortable on her own skim being
in laingerie. It came off yeah, really horrible. And then also with
like the comments about the house andlike I changed. Yeah, I think
she thinks she's being funny and she'sa little do you know what, It'll
be interesting to see if she comesback for next season after watching it and
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being like, that's not me.I'm a fun time gal. I love
playing Ever what are you talking toeverything? Hello? Oh yeah I don't
we should do that, like theglow up between like people that really got
bad? Second season, second seasonCamille. I was actually texting with her
yesterday. Yeah, she was sosick member like a sh like I'm second
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season. Like we were always sayingthat, like when we were talking about
hand back, like second season Camill. We love Camille like she's she's grown.
We're good friends. And I guessshe gave that away. We're friends.
Um, we did make up onthe Girls trip after we didn't after
we had some very stress or fights. Oh so that was a big giveaway.
Oh I never had a reason,Like I just did, That's what
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I'm saying. No, it wasall of a sudden. She was just
mean to me on Twitter and likewho was doing your Twitter? Because we
were fine. I just don't keepin touch with people. I'm not like
I'm raising my boys. I'm notreally like I don't. I just I'm
really bad at keeping in touch.I love who I love. I love
hard when I see them, I'mhappy to see them, but you know,
like I can't. I have todo everything and one person and I'm
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one person. Oh yeah, andyou've got a lot of look going on
at the moment. It's like,yeah, it's a holy chapter. Um
So who else to be? Like? I love Bren, I like Jenna,
I like Aaron. Yeah, heseems a little camera shy hot.
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I don't know. I don't hedrank alcohol out of a mug because he
tryed to. He's like he waslike no, He's like this is a
It's like it's a drinking vessel.I think that's all I really remember.
I think that he's camera shy,you know what, Like you first get
on TV, you don't act likeyourself. But I feel like Aaron's just
very because she's a really stay agent. She is like social for a living,
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like some people are just a littleblessed. I don't think there's any
other husbands though, who do youthink it's going to come undone? The
fastest, Like who is going tobe that one that has that first big
moment fighting um, it's going tobe um? Or like their life by
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which one is like sod it.I know the names are hard. I
mean the cute influence to describe it. Okay, okay, oh yeah,
okay. I just don't think she'sgonna put up with anyone ship like right,
feel like pretty good out on hershoulders. I think they're all quite
smart though, don't you think,yeah they have to be or they they
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don't have to be. Let sayyester reality, I don't know that.
I mean, check yourself, kids, but I mean, who do you
see yourself being friends with, Likeif there was one that you were like,
I'm going to be friends with her, she's grin and grin right,
Okay. I feel like Jenna andI would get along as well because I'm
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lesbian Anish les, you're a lesbian. I'm les Lion. But I think
I just don't think she has girlfriends, you know what I mean? And
because I've been downtown on girls,maybe she would feel more comfortable with me
because she does. She does doa little hr stuff that she's like,
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oh hr stuff. I love thatyou're calling her that you have to laugh
at things. Um, so,who do you think I want to be
friends with? You know what?I don't know. I like Uber,
but no Jenna Aniston because the reallife Jen Aniston. I met her once.
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Oh my god, she's so fuckingcool. I feel like, Yeah,
I just love those girls that havethat ye kind of like I'm to
wear a white man shirt and lookbetter than all of you and now like
twenty thousand dollars with the jewelry on, you won't even know it because it's
down. Yes, that was totallyhurt. That is totally I've seen her
before. We used to have thesame hair colors. Oh, Michael Connolly
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and then Chris McMillan would cut herhair and also my husband's. So I've
seen her a couple of times thatI was not like fam girly like I
am now right right, Um,let me see So you don't you don't
harm a take? Yeah, it'sonly three episodes. How do we know?
I don't. I think the airand will speak her fucking mind.
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I think they have the potential tobe interesting, but it's not quite hitting
yet because everybody's just getting to knoweach other and it's also although you said
they've been filming for ages, sothat's the problem. Maybe they will never
come good. No, I thinkthey all look good and they're not like
you don't see them trying too hardlike some of the returning house I don't
want to name names, but onthe OC at the moment, you can
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probably not. Okay. So Idid see the OC and I was like,
some of these returning bitches are justpushing a little too hard to stay
around. Well, also like whenyou're returning, you're kind of fucked if
you do, and you're fucked ifyou don't. You're either going to do
too much or you're not gonna doenough. No one diet We're going to
be happy. You have to realize, I know. But then to make
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arguments out of things that are justlike did you just move my diet coke?
And then she's like, I onlymoved it to a little bit to
the left because and she's like,but if you like, and then it's
like this whole thing. I'm like, we're talking about diet coke here,
come on, I mean, atleast pick a topic that's going to seem
realistic. Did still um someone's drinkwhen then she was in the bathroom like
she pretended like she didn't but shedid. Anyway, that's that's not OC
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But um, yeah, no Iget it. But I feel like we
don't always have to fight either,right, Yeah, well there has to
be like the way that I wasunderstanding it is in float like you've got
to fight, have the resolution,redeem yourselves, and then do it again
and it's like a circle. Peoplewant that because they like the conflict resolution
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as well. They want to seethat I talk through the communication of it
and then come back. Yeah,shut up. I know nothing about housewives,
Like I've never done reality TV oranything like that. But what I
do know is that if I did, I would just be my authentic self
and not pick fights with people andjust have fun. You're not strategic and
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you don't try just at all.It's a problem. What is your name?
You're three favorite house lives of alltime? Brandy Glanville no exclusion.
I'm gonna be really controversial, BrandyGlaenville, Lisa vander Pump and who else
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is? Who else? Okay?Someone that is m you can do it.
Who's another house that I love?Uh? Ramona because she's so nuts.
Oh my gosh, No, I'mkind of hate her. I hate
her noxious. I can't but likeI, Keny and I will never be
friends. We have we do notget along. But she is great TV,
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Like, she's very ken Yeah,and she's a great villain. Well,
it's people that is a great villainkind of too. Yeah, yeah,
no, the villains. I meanyou do want to watch them,
That's why you stay. It's definitelysomething that keeps the show going because a
villain. Yes, and we justtalked to her. Yeah, I feel
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like sometimes hate watching is a reallycompelling yeah story. A lot of people
have come up to me, likesince Housewives and like I really just hating
you, right, but you gaveso much more than just like a controversial
like there's also it's different back then, reality it was so different than it
is now. I think it was, I mean very real. I see
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some of the fan groups that followyou and they have that one line is
that you've said before and there havebeen some joozies. I don't know why
you don't have a t shirt lineof merchandise with some of these sayings something
because you well, I mean,people don't want to walk around with like
shut the fuck up on like there, you know what I mean, Like
I did have a little a littlebit more interesting than up. There's so
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many I really like that. Idon't know what I can say on here
though, because I don't know whatgets in trouble or watch us in.
I mean, I guess you're editingat the end of the day. See
the meth in the bathroom one wedon't. Yeah, I mean, like
that's that is very A lot ofpeople ask me to say that on cameo
constant, Oh, I know whatI'm doing after this, I did know,
I say, I do it constantly. I said it. It is
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a request I do I want todo on cameo And if you want to
look at them and see that,you will know. I don't. Like
I'm not an actress. Don't giveme lines unless it's happy fucking birthday.
Have you not been in movies before? Yeah, yeah, you definitely have.
How do you feel about acting?Um, do you think you're good
at it? I? No,I mean I'm really good at like um
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improv Like, don't give me script, just tell me what like you need.
Yeah, and I can make thathappen. But if you give me
lines like I've had that in thepast, Like I did nine O two
or no, and we did afew movies, and what was the general
consensus around your performance. I dida lifetime movie. Really it's a bitch
and do you like it? Then? If you were to do a lot
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of times, I'm just playing myself, you know, Oh you're a housewife
or you're a bitchy ouswife and Igot that, but like, really they
want you to be over the topbitchy, and like I really am not
over the top bitchy, but thelines that they'll give you, like for
a family reunion that we just did, like I think right after covid Um,
I was like, I would nevernever read that mean. But and
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also tell my little girl not toeat sugar, honey, we don't eat
sugar. Remember that was really goodand scene yeah wait, shout up with
you? Was it? Like didyou have a Southern accent what you were
saying? Oh, I just likeBrandy Land we don't eat sugar? Maybe
just down but yeah, actually,okay, sorry, I'll tell you after.
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I keep forgetting because we're just havinga fun conversation. By the way,
this is so fun. We're havingthe cutest time aren't we It's so
cute. You can leave any timeyou want. Did you not have to
listen? We are not forcing you. And I'm pretty sure he was going
to say something really nice. No, it was this saying that gay guys
used to say, like like whenthey're in the ballet or whatever, and
(24:37):
they would say girls don't get ohyeah no no, but it was like
funny I when a gay was sayingit, being like, don't eat that.
Oh, I've got to shut out. I have to shut out.
Okay. This is not a truerepresentation of this show or Brandy Glenville just
just gay men. For myself,we just not represent himself in any way,
(24:59):
shape or form. Nothing that comesfrom his mouth is who he actually
is. Everything's allegedly. There arethings. There's people that like they're called
cheppy chasers. Have you heard ofthat? Yes? Um, a lot
of them like this chubby chases.My friendship just tooth once and I'd always
(25:22):
call him a chippy chaser. Idon't know. I would say, you'll
get you. There'll be a nichefor that, Like come on, like,
chippy chases all be coming around,not gonna are all these different kinds?
You never know it's gonna be ateeth one teeth one? Like what
do you call it? What wecall it? People are gonna be listening
and be like these two are justinsane, Like are we in our own
luge? I mean, that's whata fucking podcast in like a living room?
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That right? Also, Ran theproducer is over here, Like what
is that even a paintings? Somethingthat's making us high? I'm like,
is that peaking? Smells like like, oh my god, that's why we're
so crazy. Okay, we usrealize var varnishing. That's really bad for
you. Right, do you gethigh on varnay because none of the windows
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are open? I actually feel betterthan I usually would allegedly. Oh boy,
wait, what's the tooth one?I have to come up with a
dental one? Chippy chaser like becausethey have a chip in their tea.
I guess that's true. Halitosa's bitch. I don't like that all right?
(26:26):
For you get away from me.Halitosa's bitch. Well, you know they're
probably skinny. If they have holitosis, that means they don't eat. Who
do you think has the biggest dickout of all of the housewife the house
(26:48):
husband's of Do you watch? Um, yes, New Jersey? Okay,
New Jersey okay, recent New Jersey? Is Jersey the one where Teresa's on
it? Yeah? Yeah, soyou clearly there's husbands. No, I
don't know, because there's you know, there's botox face. There's um who's
botox face? The new on Teresa'shusband? Oh do we want to talk?
(27:11):
Have you ever spoken about it?Oh? Okay? Here? Um?
Sorry, I don't know. Howare you going to edit this together?
Um? Okay? Who has thebiggest dick out of all of them?
Do you think here's guy? Yeah? Jersei guys. I think that's
easy. I think it's Jackie's husband. Oh my god, that is such
a surprising answer. He's got likesomething about it. I believe you,
(27:33):
but like I would not have thoughtof that. Yeah, you always know,
you have like dicta like you knowthem? Is good at it?
Wow? Is it thick or long? Or? I think it's probably about
eight inches and a good good girthand kind of goes to the left lucky
check, Oh it goes to theleft. Yeah, it's kosher Jewish.
(27:53):
Hmm. Interesting. So that's whatI think I'm right you are? Yeah,
I mean about not about every goldiecocks. She knows I do.
I have a gold star when itcomes to cock cock whatever goldiecocks, that's
cute. Don't send them in dickratings. You're gonna get a whole bunch
(28:21):
of them in the inbox of thisspot. I already get like dick pex.
Do you ever entertain like writing themback and being like ten zero?
Oh no, I mean I will, I don't like. I mean,
I get them from the guys I'msucking from. And you're like, yes,
I've seen this before last night.But I would rate them. I
enjoy reading them, but then theycan't take it personally. And how would
you not take a dick rating personally? But I think that if I know,
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I don't want anyone to tell meif you don't think it's good,
I don't want to know about that. I'd rather lost myself into a false
sense of security that it's great.I would like, that's great, not
look at it up, look upat it that close. And then also
there's a mole on the right.Just have a sex. I mean,
we always Ryan and I always talkabout sex. How do we tie this
back into the house? Do youuse like dead husband. Who what do
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you think, I'll tell you,hust I want the most is Joe Gorga,
like the Melissa's husband, so shot. I went to Vegas with Melissa
and Joe and Tommy, my friend. He's a good friend of mine,
and his husband he also does mymakeup, came out with us and Pablo,
Tommy's husband. Joe Gorgo gave himthe most aggressive lap dancer, fucking
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the chair and Pablo was like cigaretteafter and I was like, I look
at each other like I'm like,they just look up, but they didn't,
but they aggress I feel like he'sthat kind of straight guy that wants
to be adored by anyone, like, you know, look at me,
look at my abs, look atmy tea. It's look at my Like
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yeah, but I know what,baby, how he has that now?
Because I saw it. We wereall you saw have sex, but like,
oh yeah, we were all Kristen. Melissa and I were like,
She's like, that's shoe. Heloves the attention. I'm like, holy
shit. So we joked that Joeand Pablo had sex at this point.
Lucky Pablo. You know, Ilike Melissa a lot. She's super sweet.
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I like to how do you balancethe both friendship? You can't balance.
Don't ask me. I don't haveto. I cannot. This is
your podcast. I like them bothseparately for different reasons. I think that
they should not be on TV together. That's just I think it's ruining their
family. It makes me sad,and I was just kind of getting silly,
but it's so fucking sad they havekids that they're only cousins. Maybe
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I'm just getting one side of itthough, but like I feel like Melissa
has tried, so it's just somethingelse ever gonna see eye to eye and
it's just way too intense now.It's almost like, yeah, I feel
like it's almost like a jealousy,like that's my brother, but that's like
a relationship like that. They needto have boundaries on This is a brother
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sister relationship and then this is ahusband wife relationship. It's not who do
you love more. I saw Teresabeing sweeter on it. She on Your
Girls Tripe. No, she wason one of the spinoffs recently and I
saw her and she was sweet init, and I thought, that's the
nice side of Teresa that I neverget to see because I am very team
Melissa in that situation, just theway that comes across on TV. But
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then I'm like, there's gotta besome fun stuff about this tick. And
then when I saw it on oneof the spinoffs, I guess the first
one of Girls Tripe. She wasreally sweet, she wanted to make friends.
She was like very culminating, shewasn't overpowering. Yeah, I just
don't think that. I don't thinkthey're ever going to resolve that. I
wish that, you know, there'sI just really think it's they both love
Joe so much. It's like pickone, but you have you can have
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a wife and a sister in differentrelationship. I'm not even gonna say I
just don't I like them. ButI've worked at Teresa, I worked with
Melissa, Like this is the firsttime in Vegas. I worked with Melissa
and she was so I mean,I met her once, but she was
so fun and like he's going andso cute and like, what did you
do in Vegas? Um? Wehad an appearance for some champagne company.
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It was so much nice. KristenGame is my date and we danced the
night away and watched Pablo and Joehave sex. We're going to San Diego
on Friday. Yea yea yea yeah. We're going to San Diego this weekend
for I hang out. I'm soexcited. I wish you could you Ultimate
girls trip, Ultimate got fun andnot like cry and fight. Yes,
(32:32):
can I give you all that fance? Um, it's mandatory. Actually,
I'm going home if you don't.That is literally the assignment. And you
understood that. It is what youdo, like, oh my god,
day one, Oh my god,it's okay, it's my podcast. I'll
blame me. I could blame foreverything. It's totally fine. I got
this guy's I know how to takeone for the team. Um, well
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that was rough. It's been well. Um, it was amazing. It's
not that we can help it likewe're stars. It is just it is
what it is. We're stars people, is what it is, all right.
Whatever that was, these stars arefu shining bright until good morning light.
I had fun and I want youto wear that dress all the time.
(33:17):
So let's go once upon the divinglong ago, little we we wanted
some one to get us a goldrecord? Can't I stole it? I
stole it. Bye, guys,thanks for listening to Brandy Glanville Unfiltered download
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Straw media. I guess we shouldradio find out. Sorry, I'm trying
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film Welcome. Are you promoting anything? Are we're just going to talk to
(00:25):
it about blowback? No? Nothingto promote. Well, you're gonna promote
yourself. M is it my wifie. It's bad, Courtney, it wasn't
a few seconds ago. Well let'ssee if we get a hot spots right
(00:46):
now. Sometimes I don't know whyyou don't know WiFi. No, I
don't know why. I don't knowwhy fi Ryan nice thing like that all
the time. About that, Ohmy god, what is your album coming
out? What was that? Youlike money? That's like the Housewife?
(01:12):
It was actually the rafting was goodthough, like I mean no, no,
I mean comparatively to the other houseOkay, Courtney, let's hear your
honey. He still a little I'mstill delayed. I can't she's frozen again?
(01:38):
Is that better? Or words likeyou have golden moments and then all
of a sudden you freeze. Ohlook there I can. I mean,
I feel like she's here with us. I know, I feel I think
that was really late. No,that was really late. She was like
a laugh right away. She waslaughing. Australian WiFi were like they're just
too far away. Cond you putyour house on as well as the WiFi?
(01:59):
No, it is not in conjunctionwith why why can't you just have
both? Really? That's lie that'sout there. What are you trying clean
right now? She looks great,but like we can't try. Okay,
let's try. Okay, So welcomeCourtney. So are we talking shit about
(02:21):
Below Deck? And where are youin the world. I'm in Sydney in
Australia. I actually emailed and askedwhat this podcast was going to be about
because I haven't watched any show.I was like, what are we talking
about? And they sent like along list of really broad possibilities. So
I haven't even watched this season ofBelow Deck because that's what you want to
(02:43):
talk about, like the Brown Girl. No, No, I want to
talk about your season because I watchedyour season. Oh so something that happened
six years ago. Yeah, I'mtotally into it, Sashi Brian, I
need to know about Okay, whyare you in Australia? What are you
doing down there? I moved herelast January. My partner lives here.
(03:04):
Oh nice from Vancouver. So it'slike I kept going, I wasn't interrupting
you, well, congrats for gettingoff the fucking boat, because like a
lot of those bitches just stick aroundclean and shit just to be famous.
You are always like, oh,hum, I don't want to do this,
but I'll do it. You Shewas like even killed, like,
(03:28):
yeah, okay, I'll do it. I mean I agreed to do it,
so I'll do it, and I'mbeing paid to do it. But
like, I'm not going to pretendthat I enjoy cleaning toilets for like very
little pay. But you got paidfrom the show and then from the boat
as well, from the tips andwhatnot. Right, No, they paid
first season cast like three dollars,Like I think I got like six thousand
(03:53):
dollars. Yeah, I got fourteenfor Housewives, So I feel you,
Honey, my first season nothing robbery. Yeah. It's like, okay,
that's not this is not worth it. Um, But why did you do
it? Um? I don't knowwhy not? He asked me this so
(04:15):
delayed. I actually am like sharingmyself twice. Oh really, Maybe I
don't think it's gonna work. Ry. I'm sorry, Courtney, y'all have
the best time in Australia and um, it's so much more beautiful there,
such a hot boys for me andyour partner if it's a girl or boy
or whatever. All right, byebye Ryan. That was about ten minutes
(04:42):
too long before hanging out, Iwas like, how do you keep trying?
What work? I know it isweird. It's like it's a lot.
Usually when I'm in the studio,I seeing like this because it gives
(05:02):
me more of a vibe right there. But I don't know whose mouth has
been on this. I'm like boxing. That was the worst. It was
not at man as our podcast.What was Oh yeah, Courtney, she
was in beautiful Australia, but wecouldn't get the wi fi. I know,
(05:25):
I couldn't tell if she hated usor whether she could not hear us.
She heard us, she just didn'tlike us. I don't know why
they emailed me because I haven't beenon a show in like six years,
and I don't know why I'm here. I want to talk about your kind
of show? Oh do you wantto talk about what happened six years ago?
I don't want. I think there'sno deciphering between that. I don't
(05:46):
know why she hated us so much, like we honestly like but that's how
she comes off on the show.But she's just kind of vichy, but
like, you know what, shelooks really cute and I was like trying
to give her compliments that were realeither way. Um, anyway, I
don't think that we should take itheart. There was a wi fi situation
(06:06):
and well we couldn't have been morelovely or more charismatic or more good looking.
Showed up and like dressed with likeall this lighting on. Um so
her loss. Yeah, he enjoysthat tea. Yeah, because she's not
getting any from us. Yeah,I hope she's freezing an Australian and winter
with flies on her fucking okay aboutNew York fives. Yeah, but I
(06:32):
thought you would never ask. Iam so excited. Okay, So first
of all, I think it's gonnawork. I think it's gonna work,
and I didn't and I even thinkI told you this at the beginning.
I was like, Oh, Idon't know, it's like one more thing
to invest time in twos And doI really want to like with these ladies
(06:53):
that aren't really I mean, they'restill not giving that much yet, but
I think that I got to rememberback to what it was like to see
the first class on the first NewYork to know they will probably not at
each other's throats in the first episode. You know, what I think really
helped them is that they got tomeet each other in film before episode one
(07:14):
because somebody canceled, somebody left theshow. I didn't know that. So
they got to shoot all of thesescenes and really become friends before are we
see episode one? Who do weknow who it was? Yeah? It
was some woman who we are inHollywood and there was an emergency us.
It was so from what I understand, No, I don't know you were
(07:41):
ready to tell like the what didyou need just say? Because I know,
like, wait, this is goingto blow your mind. I have
no idea, No I do,but I have a little bits and pieces
and one of them, it's goingto sense though it's given me really bad
Okay, I for someone left.Yeah, so they filmed a bunch of
(08:05):
scenes and became really close friends.So I think that helped us with the
show because you didn't have to watchthe one. Really just started to get
to meet for the first time.They've already been shooting a bunch of episodes,
and they actually quite suck because Idon't think that they're they're not there
yet. I like Uber, Okay, favorite Uber. I actually like.
I didn't at first, but Ithink she's naturally like she's because she's bouncing
off the walls and that's yeah.It was kind of like a too close
(08:28):
time because I'm kind of that characterher Immediately Barbie, she's gorge Barbie,
she is gorgeous. Um lesbian.One what's her name? Aaron? Aaron?
Is that? And then the one, Oh no, that's oh she's
Jenson. Aaron's Jennifer Aniston. Iwas king you were right about that.
She is so jen Aniston. She'sgot that cool vine anything, great hair,
(08:52):
whoever does her hair? She's andshe's I agree with most of the
ship. She says, yeah,I do. And somehow Jenna Lyons is
the lesbian. Sorry, yes,so Jenna Lyons. I mean that's the
one word described. We're just goinglesbian from down and we love lesbians by
the way. I mean brand he'seven tried being a lesbian many times.
(09:15):
No one's duck yet, but there'sa few that's we're sticky. You got
a couple left in you anyway.Okay, So back to Jenna, she
is okay, Okay, so sheis awkward to watch, like she's so
like she doesn't want to be aroundyou know. Yeah, but I think
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she's interesting and she probably will bemaybe bullied by some of them because she's
not gonna get bullied, you know. Like she's a badass. She ran
like that town. Kristen used towork with her and for her, like,
I feel like she's just not agirl's girl, and so she doesn't
know how to interact on the samelevel because she used to be in the
boss of our everyone. Yeah.No, it's like those really smart notes
(09:58):
that are just like really good atwhat they do. They're almost on the
spectrum. No no, and they'regeniuses, but to sometimes socially engaging can
come across. I'm not it's nota bad thing. The most brilliant people,
some of the smartest people in theworld are on the Yeah, now
you're just picking out names out ofa hat. My son is just sucks.
(10:22):
I think just lexis a little bit. No, Like anyway, Okay,
I've already dug in a hole.Dug a hole so deep that I
don't know how to get out of. I'll get back to the other ones.
They'll just stick. What about bitchface? What was her thank you
sorry? That one? No?No, No, there's one that I'm
(10:46):
not sure of, Like I don'tknow what's redeeming about her lady, Yes,
yeah, I can't right now.I feel like she's my remote lil
or Lise something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just because she's
complaining about everything. She doesn't evenrealize she's doing it. Like I haven't
said one but working around in themasting. I would never imagine if I
(11:09):
give you like that kind of yourdesigner Fighters makes it and you're on National
televis, I give you a songof mine and you're playing it in the
car, going this is the worstand I've ever heard in my fucking life.
Why is it in my CD player? CD player abrio days? Like
I played her my songs like Ifucking need It's decision. I kind of
(11:31):
love it? Can I just didI already tell you about your song on
this show? Though? No,but no I think that yours. I
mean the bar is set so lownow, so it's universe but at one
of the best and the fact thatyou wrote it. I've got to say
it's the best housewive song I've everheard. Plus your voice. No,
you're rap singing talk singing. Youknow, it's so convincing and it's fun
(11:54):
Like it's not like I mean,it was just a fun thing to do.
And it is to be all negative, so I'm just gonna, yeah,
thank you. I appreciate that.Um No. I like Brian,
so my favorites are Aaron and Brynn. Branch is flirty and cute, and
I liked when she said four easypayments of eight, referencing like she was
looking at catalogs and she wanted furniturebecause the group poor oh sigh is the
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other cute one sighs like the influencer, the little one with all the energy.
So like her and I like herinterviews. She's funny. Yeah,
do you know what I felt?Differently? I thought that she I could
miss. I wouldn't miss it really, so it's only been a couple episodes
so far. Yeah, I didn'tfind her like annoying, like the lazy
(12:37):
lady, lady we're gonna go publicists. Yeah, and I don't know what
Brend does. Do we know whatshe does as a cost as a whole.
I think they've got what it takes. Yes, there's a little bit
of everything. I think this isthe most diverse cast that a Housewife UM
franchise has had actually in a reallylong time. So we had to think
(13:00):
about all the Housewives casts like overthe season's not realizing there wasn't much diversity
for was bond and you know whiteand then now if you look, I
mean side like and what they have, they have so much diversity. Um
here, that's good. I saythis is the most diverse like cast I
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think. And I think it's goodbecause we have a couple of husbands that
are willing to be on film.Yeah, we have the publisher's husband that
that's going to be over soon andI'm guessing, yeah, that's hard.
He's going to say to the nextseason we're not filming. He'll say,
it's gonna say watch herself back,and she's gonna watch herself back and realize
she's gonna have some self awareness becauseshe doesn't even know that she doesn't know
(13:48):
mean or like even if it wasshe felt uncomfortable on her own skim being
in laingerie. It came off yeah, really horrible. And then also with
like the comments about the house andlike I changed. Yeah, I think
she thinks she's being funny and she'sa little do you know what, It'll
be interesting to see if she comesback for next season after watching it and
(14:09):
being like, that's not me.I'm a fun time gal. I love
playing Ever what are you talking toeverything? Hello? Oh yeah I don't
we should do that, like theglow up between like people that really got
bad? Second season, second seasonCamille. I was actually texting with her
yesterday. Yeah, she was sosick member like a sh like I'm second
(14:30):
season. Like we were always sayingthat, like when we were talking about
hand back, like second season Camill. We love Camille like she's she's grown.
We're good friends. And I guessshe gave that away. We're friends.
Um, we did make up onthe Girls trip after we didn't after
we had some very stress or fights. Oh so that was a big giveaway.
Oh I never had a reason,Like I just did, That's what
(14:54):
I'm saying. No, it wasall of a sudden. She was just
mean to me on Twitter and likewho was doing your Twitter? Because we
were fine. I just don't keepin touch with people. I'm not like
I'm raising my boys. I'm notreally like I don't. I just I'm
really bad at keeping in touch.I love who I love. I love
hard when I see them, I'mhappy to see them, but you know,
like I can't. I have todo everything and one person and I'm
(15:18):
one person. Oh yeah, andyou've got a lot of look going on
at the moment. It's like,yeah, it's a holy chapter. Um
So who else to be? Like? I love Bren, I like Jenna,
I like Aaron. Yeah, heseems a little camera shy hot.
(15:39):
I don't know. I don't hedrank alcohol out of a mug because he
tryed to. He's like he waslike no, He's like this is a
It's like it's a drinking vessel.I think that's all I really remember.
I think that he's camera shy,you know what, Like you first get
on TV, you don't act likeyourself. But I feel like Aaron's just
very because she's a really stay agent. She is like social for a living,
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like some people are just a littleblessed. I don't think there's any
other husbands though, who do youthink it's going to come undone? The
fastest, Like who is going tobe that one that has that first big
moment fighting um, it's going tobe um? Or like their life by
(16:27):
which one is like sod it.I know the names are hard. I
mean the cute influence to describe it. Okay, okay, oh yeah,
okay. I just don't think she'sgonna put up with anyone ship like right,
feel like pretty good out on hershoulders. I think they're all quite
smart though, don't you think,yeah they have to be or they they
(16:51):
don't have to be. Let sayyester reality, I don't know that.
I mean, check yourself, kids, but I mean, who do you
see yourself being friends with, Likeif there was one that you were like,
I'm going to be friends with her, she's grin and grin right,
Okay. I feel like Jenna andI would get along as well because I'm
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lesbian Anish les, you're a lesbian. I'm les Lion. But I think
I just don't think she has girlfriends, you know what I mean? And
because I've been downtown on girls,maybe she would feel more comfortable with me
because she does. She does doa little hr stuff that she's like,
(17:32):
oh hr stuff. I love thatyou're calling her that you have to laugh
at things. Um, so,who do you think I want to be
friends with? You know what?I don't know. I like Uber,
but no Jenna Aniston because the reallife Jen Aniston. I met her once.
(17:52):
Oh my god, she's so fuckingcool. I feel like, Yeah,
I just love those girls that havethat ye kind of like I'm to
wear a white man shirt and lookbetter than all of you and now like
twenty thousand dollars with the jewelry on, you won't even know it because it's
down. Yes, that was totallyhurt. That is totally I've seen her
before. We used to have thesame hair colors. Oh, Michael Connolly
(18:15):
and then Chris McMillan would cut herhair and also my husband's. So I've
seen her a couple of times thatI was not like fam girly like I
am now right right, Um,let me see So you don't you don't
harm a take? Yeah, it'sonly three episodes. How do we know?
I don't. I think the airand will speak her fucking mind.
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I think they have the potential tobe interesting, but it's not quite hitting
yet because everybody's just getting to knoweach other and it's also although you said
they've been filming for ages, sothat's the problem. Maybe they will never
come good. No, I thinkthey all look good and they're not like
you don't see them trying too hardlike some of the returning house I don't
want to name names, but onthe OC at the moment, you can
(18:56):
probably not. Okay. So Idid see the OC and I was like,
some of these returning bitches are justpushing a little too hard to stay
around. Well, also like whenyou're returning, you're kind of fucked if
you do, and you're fucked ifyou don't. You're either going to do
too much or you're not gonna doenough. No one diet We're going to
be happy. You have to realize, I know. But then to make
(19:18):
arguments out of things that are justlike did you just move my diet coke?
And then she's like, I onlymoved it to a little bit to
the left because and she's like,but if you like, and then it's
like this whole thing. I'm like, we're talking about diet coke here,
come on, I mean, atleast pick a topic that's going to seem
realistic. Did still um someone's drinkwhen then she was in the bathroom like
she pretended like she didn't but shedid. Anyway, that's that's not OC
(19:41):
But um, yeah, no Iget it. But I feel like we
don't always have to fight either,right, Yeah, well there has to
be like the way that I wasunderstanding it is in float like you've got
to fight, have the resolution,redeem yourselves, and then do it again
and it's like a circle. Peoplewant that because they like the conflict resolution
(20:02):
as well. They want to seethat I talk through the communication of it
and then come back. Yeah,shut up. I know nothing about housewives,
Like I've never done reality TV oranything like that. But what I
do know is that if I did, I would just be my authentic self
and not pick fights with people andjust have fun. You're not strategic and
(20:25):
you don't try just at all.It's a problem. What is your name?
You're three favorite house lives of alltime? Brandy Glanville no exclusion.
I'm gonna be really controversial, BrandyGlaenville, Lisa vander Pump and who else
(20:47):
is? Who else? Okay?Someone that is m you can do it.
Who's another house that I love?Uh? Ramona because she's so nuts.
Oh my gosh, No, I'mkind of hate her. I hate
her noxious. I can't but likeI, Keny and I will never be
friends. We have we do notget along. But she is great TV,
(21:11):
Like, she's very ken Yeah,and she's a great villain. Well,
it's people that is a great villainkind of too. Yeah, yeah,
no, the villains. I meanyou do want to watch them,
That's why you stay. It's definitelysomething that keeps the show going because a
villain. Yes, and we justtalked to her. Yeah, I feel
(21:33):
like sometimes hate watching is a reallycompelling yeah story. A lot of people
have come up to me, likesince Housewives and like I really just hating
you, right, but you gaveso much more than just like a controversial
like there's also it's different back then, reality it was so different than it
is now. I think it was, I mean very real. I see
(21:56):
some of the fan groups that followyou and they have that one line is
that you've said before and there havebeen some joozies. I don't know why
you don't have a t shirt lineof merchandise with some of these sayings something
because you well, I mean,people don't want to walk around with like
shut the fuck up on like there, you know what I mean, Like
I did have a little a littlebit more interesting than up. There's so
(22:19):
many I really like that. Idon't know what I can say on here
though, because I don't know whatgets in trouble or watch us in.
I mean, I guess you're editingat the end of the day. See
the meth in the bathroom one wedon't. Yeah, I mean, like
that's that is very A lot ofpeople ask me to say that on cameo
constant, Oh, I know whatI'm doing after this, I did know,
I say, I do it constantly. I said it. It is
(22:41):
a request I do I want todo on cameo And if you want to
look at them and see that,you will know. I don't. Like
I'm not an actress. Don't giveme lines unless it's happy fucking birthday.
Have you not been in movies before? Yeah, yeah, you definitely have.
How do you feel about acting?Um, do you think you're good
at it? I? No,I mean I'm really good at like um
(23:03):
improv Like, don't give me script, just tell me what like you need.
Yeah, and I can make thathappen. But if you give me
lines like I've had that in thepast, Like I did nine O two
or no, and we did afew movies, and what was the general
consensus around your performance. I dida lifetime movie. Really it's a bitch
and do you like it? Then? If you were to do a lot
(23:26):
of times, I'm just playing myself, you know, Oh you're a housewife
or you're a bitchy ouswife and Igot that, but like, really they
want you to be over the topbitchy, and like I really am not
over the top bitchy, but thelines that they'll give you, like for
a family reunion that we just did, like I think right after covid Um,
I was like, I would nevernever read that mean. But and
(23:49):
also tell my little girl not toeat sugar, honey, we don't eat
sugar. Remember that was really goodand scene yeah wait, shout up with
you? Was it? Like didyou have a Southern accent what you were
saying? Oh, I just likeBrandy Land we don't eat sugar? Maybe
just down but yeah, actually,okay, sorry, I'll tell you after.
(24:14):
I keep forgetting because we're just havinga fun conversation. By the way,
this is so fun. We're havingthe cutest time aren't we It's so
cute. You can leave any timeyou want. Did you not have to
listen? We are not forcing you. And I'm pretty sure he was going
to say something really nice. No, it was this saying that gay guys
used to say, like like whenthey're in the ballet or whatever, and
(24:37):
they would say girls don't get ohyeah no no, but it was like
funny I when a gay was sayingit, being like, don't eat that.
Oh, I've got to shut out. I have to shut out.
Okay. This is not a truerepresentation of this show or Brandy Glenville just
just gay men. For myself,we just not represent himself in any way,
(24:59):
shape or form. Nothing that comesfrom his mouth is who he actually
is. Everything's allegedly. There arethings. There's people that like they're called
cheppy chasers. Have you heard ofthat? Yes? Um, a lot
of them like this chubby chases.My friendship just tooth once and I'd always
(25:22):
call him a chippy chaser. Idon't know. I would say, you'll
get you. There'll be a nichefor that, Like come on, like,
chippy chases all be coming around,not gonna are all these different kinds?
You never know it's gonna be ateeth one teeth one? Like what
do you call it? What wecall it? People are gonna be listening
and be like these two are justinsane, Like are we in our own
luge? I mean, that's whata fucking podcast in like a living room?
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That right? Also, Ran theproducer is over here, Like what
is that even a paintings? Somethingthat's making us high? I'm like,
is that peaking? Smells like like, oh my god, that's why we're
so crazy. Okay, we usrealize var varnishing. That's really bad for
you. Right, do you gethigh on varnay because none of the windows
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are open? I actually feel betterthan I usually would allegedly. Oh boy,
wait, what's the tooth one?I have to come up with a
dental one? Chippy chaser like becausethey have a chip in their tea.
I guess that's true. Halitosa's bitch. I don't like that all right?
(26:26):
For you get away from me.Halitosa's bitch. Well, you know they're
probably skinny. If they have holitosis, that means they don't eat. Who
do you think has the biggest dickout of all of the housewife the house
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husband's of Do you watch? Um, yes, New Jersey? Okay,
New Jersey okay, recent New Jersey? Is Jersey the one where Teresa's on
it? Yeah? Yeah, soyou clearly there's husbands. No, I
don't know, because there's you know, there's botox face. There's um who's
botox face? The new on Teresa'shusband? Oh do we want to talk?
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Have you ever spoken about it?Oh? Okay? Here? Um?
Sorry, I don't know. Howare you going to edit this together?
Um? Okay? Who has thebiggest dick out of all of them?
Do you think here's guy? Yeah? Jersei guys. I think that's
easy. I think it's Jackie's husband. Oh my god, that is such
a surprising answer. He's got likesomething about it. I believe you,
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but like I would not have thoughtof that. Yeah, you always know,
you have like dicta like you knowthem? Is good at it?
Wow? Is it thick or long? Or? I think it's probably about
eight inches and a good good girthand kind of goes to the left lucky
check, Oh it goes to theleft. Yeah, it's kosher Jewish.
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Hmm. Interesting. So that's whatI think I'm right you are? Yeah,
I mean about not about every goldiecocks. She knows I do.
I have a gold star when itcomes to cock cock whatever goldiecocks, that's
cute. Don't send them in dickratings. You're gonna get a whole bunch
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of them in the inbox of thisspot. I already get like dick pex.
Do you ever entertain like writing themback and being like ten zero?
Oh no, I mean I will, I don't like. I mean,
I get them from the guys I'msucking from. And you're like, yes,
I've seen this before last night.But I would rate them. I
enjoy reading them, but then theycan't take it personally. And how would
you not take a dick rating personally? But I think that if I know,
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I don't want anyone to tell meif you don't think it's good,
I don't want to know about that. I'd rather lost myself into a false
sense of security that it's great.I would like, that's great, not
look at it up, look upat it that close. And then also
there's a mole on the right.Just have a sex. I mean,
we always Ryan and I always talkabout sex. How do we tie this
back into the house? Do youuse like dead husband. Who what do
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you think, I'll tell you,hust I want the most is Joe Gorga,
like the Melissa's husband, so shot. I went to Vegas with Melissa
and Joe and Tommy, my friend. He's a good friend of mine,
and his husband he also does mymakeup, came out with us and Pablo,
Tommy's husband. Joe Gorgo gave himthe most aggressive lap dancer, fucking
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the chair and Pablo was like cigaretteafter and I was like, I look
at each other like I'm like,they just look up, but they didn't,
but they aggress I feel like he'sthat kind of straight guy that wants
to be adored by anyone, like, you know, look at me,
look at my abs, look atmy tea. It's look at my Like
(29:56):
yeah, but I know what,baby, how he has that now?
Because I saw it. We wereall you saw have sex, but like,
oh yeah, we were all Kristen. Melissa and I were like,
She's like, that's shoe. Heloves the attention. I'm like, holy
shit. So we joked that Joeand Pablo had sex at this point.
Lucky Pablo. You know, Ilike Melissa a lot. She's super sweet.
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I like to how do you balancethe both friendship? You can't balance.
Don't ask me. I don't haveto. I cannot. This is
your podcast. I like them bothseparately for different reasons. I think that
they should not be on TV together. That's just I think it's ruining their
family. It makes me sad,and I was just kind of getting silly,
but it's so fucking sad they havekids that they're only cousins. Maybe
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I'm just getting one side of itthough, but like I feel like Melissa
has tried, so it's just somethingelse ever gonna see eye to eye and
it's just way too intense now.It's almost like, yeah, I feel
like it's almost like a jealousy,like that's my brother, but that's like
a relationship like that. They needto have boundaries on This is a brother
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sister relationship and then this is ahusband wife relationship. It's not who do
you love more. I saw Teresabeing sweeter on it. She on Your
Girls Tripe. No, she wason one of the spinoffs recently and I
saw her and she was sweet init, and I thought, that's the
nice side of Teresa that I neverget to see because I am very team
Melissa in that situation, just theway that comes across on TV. But
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then I'm like, there's gotta besome fun stuff about this tick. And
then when I saw it on oneof the spinoffs, I guess the first
one of Girls Tripe. She wasreally sweet, she wanted to make friends.
She was like very culminating, shewasn't overpowering. Yeah, I just
don't think that. I don't thinkthey're ever going to resolve that. I
wish that, you know, there'sI just really think it's they both love
Joe so much. It's like pickone, but you have you can have
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a wife and a sister in differentrelationship. I'm not even gonna say I
just don't I like them. ButI've worked at Teresa, I worked with
Melissa, Like this is the firsttime in Vegas. I worked with Melissa
and she was so I mean,I met her once, but she was
so fun and like he's going andso cute and like, what did you
do in Vegas? Um? Wehad an appearance for some champagne company.
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It was so much nice. KristenGame is my date and we danced the
night away and watched Pablo and Joehave sex. We're going to San Diego
on Friday. Yea yea yea yeah. We're going to San Diego this weekend
for I hang out. I'm soexcited. I wish you could you Ultimate
girls trip, Ultimate got fun andnot like cry and fight. Yes,
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can I give you all that fance? Um, it's mandatory. Actually,
I'm going home if you don't.That is literally the assignment. And you
understood that. It is what youdo, like, oh my god,
day one, Oh my god,it's okay, it's my podcast. I'll
blame me. I could blame foreverything. It's totally fine. I got
this guy's I know how to takeone for the team. Um, well
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that was rough. It's been well. Um, it was amazing. It's
not that we can help it likewe're stars. It is just it is
what it is. We're stars people, is what it is, all right.
Whatever that was, these stars arefu shining bright until good morning light.
I had fun and I want youto wear that dress all the time.
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So let's go once upon the divinglong ago, little we we wanted
some one to get us a goldrecord? Can't I stole it? I
stole it. Bye, guys,thanks for listening to Brandy Glanville Unfiltered download
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