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Straw Hut Media. From straw HutMedia, this is Brandy Glanville on the
film, but I don't want Didyou not see Uber grab glasses off of
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Aaron? Like it was like afoot taller. It looked like girl fight.
Save it for the New York House. Let's get to these warms.
So I am obsessed with it.I was like, how are they going
to do this? After jen Shawgot locked up and they're overtending like it
didn't happen and they don't know her. It's so sad. Yeah, but
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she was, I mean, Idon't like her. We need to.
She was ripping off old people.Grandma is probably like, and she went
and was trying to defend herself,making it everybody else's fault that they didn't
believe her, and she's literally sothey don't. I mean, if one
of my groups one of my friendsto prison, it would be a topic
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of conversation. She was a nightmareon the show to all of them,
not like made everybody feel horrible.She had this weird gang mentality where she
was trying to make them like beloyal to her, like just blindly and
like what goes around comes around,Yes, So everyone will get theirs.
And I don't want to say whois getting Homer right now, but there's
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a few house so I was gettingtheir karma right now. Exactly. You
just have to let give them enoughrope to hang themselves happen. Lick me,
lick me. Yeah, Buddy's onBrandy's side today because we can't trust
him around me. Well, Ithink I almost made him throw up in
the car. Thank I, guys, it's a little seatbelt this fun girl
say. The message I think hename is Julie on Instagram was like,
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go back in and let Buddy here. That's funny and thank you for that.
You guys could m me too,But no, it's all about me
now. She's still in my shine. All right, let's start the show.
Wait, I have more to say, hot on, I'm really passionate
about this. No, let meget a lift. Then do I keep
talking? Yes? Okay? Thenyou think how are they going to make
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this great? But then I waswatching one and two. We're gonna recap
three in a second. But Iwas like, Wow, these women are
fucking crazy. It was like whatoriginal household It's like they've never seen housewives
or realize that they're on television.They are so nuts and they're so it's
refreshing to see them just be crazyand unaware that they're acting like fucking nightmare
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Meredith. Meredith. Okay, SoI have a friend who revealed to me
recently they went to school with Meredithand she talked totally different and they cannot
recognize it. They don't watch housewivesfranchises, but they watch this one because
they were like, wow, meredithson it. Let's have a look.
And they were like, she's justunrecognizable. I get a British accent when
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I drink, but not like that. No, she's out of kin.
The other one that looks like her, Lisa, Lisa, she's great.
I mean she's she's kind of nutty, but like in a good way because
she's like just a cool girl.And I met her a Robbercorn and she's
super likable. Her husband was shuperway hotter in person, like like I'm
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the chivy. Like, no,I think it's something hot about him for
sure. It's the way he talks, the way he moves his mouth.
Yea, No, I'm just alittle bit longer, Okay, just a
little bit longer of hijacking this,okay, because I feel very passionately aboutside.
I was just chatting to executive producea shout out Michael I and Babbitt
love this morning, and I wastelling her this is only watchable Housewives.
She was like, oh, thankyou. But so Heather Gay. Oh
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my god. Okay. She hadto push so hard for Heather Gay to
be cast in this show, andwhen everyone was against it. Now everybody
looks for their Heather Gay when castingnew shows because she's so fucking great.
Heather Gay is. She's the rightamount of drama but in a really reasonable
way that makes sense to me.Inably smart, and her vocabulary is good.
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Yeah, yeah, she's got quiteshe's you, like, not in
a way like no, because you'requick witted and funny and you know how
to take the this out of peoplein a really real way because in her
confessional, but she does sell ithow it is and she's always right.
She's like in that last season shewas like, do not bring up at
the dinner table in front of endthat she has no money. Pretend she's
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rich. That's what she likes.Shut up and she's rich exactly, that
is what she likes. Oh god, anyway, Okay, off my soapbox.
Let's get into episode three, buddy. I'm literally getting wet from all
the lakes. Oh you like itnot wet down there? Previously on the
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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.I think it could be interesting to invite
the girls all the springs back.Don't lick me bugs, because it doesn't
feel like I want to have somethinglike nice around them. What do you
think of the new girl? Ilike her time ago through Jen. I
hope she's not coming to Palm Springs. Meredith said she wasn't inviting her,
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so I'm hope, yeah, Idon't like her. That's what it is,
not minting words. You don't knowwhy I'm coming surprised. I don't
know about that one. I'm stillin the fence. It is totally gone.
Is why they say more money,more problems. I think this one
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definitely watched Cardie b growing up thanone. She has the same mannerisms and
it's kind of like, I mean, you do that for people that you
like, you kind of emulate,but it's a bit too much for me.
You think that she's trying to belike Cardie. Yes, the way
that she moves her mouth, theway that she dresses everything. I don't
hate her, and I we'll gether. I just think that she's a
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lot younger than the rest of them, and we you know, when you're
younger, you say things like cap. Do you know how we get in?
Yeah, they sent me a codegrowing out. I love that.
I wouldn't be able to sleep.It's just so fun. Oh my god,
so cute. That's how we shouldgo. Yeah, let's go.
I want to go. She wantsabout to be hot, it's about to
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be high season. I love tricks. I'm not afriend she's coming on the
show. Oh my gosh, youget sidetracked. We've met. She's a
busy lady. She is. Imean, she has her own hotel,
plus makeup lines and things like.We need to learn it from her.
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Yeah, you to start dressing meup like that. I've almost brought you
have a cat a blade cap today, but I forgot it. It's just
my friends. But I'm assuming they'redrag queens somewhere in the vicinity. They
really you're a pump spring stick,Like, is that a person? This
is the hotel named after her.I'm just confused on where what tricks he
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is well from the Turks motels alot. She's like, I'm gonna pray
for her. Mary kills me.She I don't understand why she even wants
to be on the show for money. Didn't she allegedly shake down all this
trick is enough. But that's whatall the churches do. A little hot
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for this church clothing, a littledifferent weather than we love it. This
was a really alert rock trip forsuch a short journey. Yeah, I
lost my green tricksy, I don'tsixdgs. Oh my gosh. We pause
for a second. Did we startin the middle of this. No,
it's just the last episode dealt withall of this. You did you?
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Oh my god, what the fuck? Oh my god, Oh my god,
smell like that. That was adifferent kind of slow. Oh my
god, Oh my god. Thatwouldn't my mother. And he's pumping get
him off this, Oh my god, it's oh. I can't work under
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these conditions. Okay, well,I mean, okay, hey buddy,
just let one lose when he's foughtingand gyrating against the edge. People should
when they come what the fuck?Oh okay, sorry, So this is
the motor It is seven rooms.It's very private, it's queer owned business.
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Everything is customed special, one ofa kind. I mean you can
get naked out here. I meanI recommend wearing at least a little pink
at all times. Why does aship pink on? I guess you want
to contrast. I think Whitney's kindof a fault for this one. I
didn't know you, but let's causeher second. Let's be clear, Meredith.
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They they probably said, Meredith,it's your turn to do trip.
She they gave her options. Housewivespays for the trips, so everyone should
be allowed to become It's just it'sjust like, oh, it's my trip.
Well, it gives extra layer ofdramatis. I understand. I just
want people to know the truth.I just wouldn't do this. I would
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never do it is a jet lack. She's showing zero reaction to the fact
that what are you saying this ladystanding in front of you. Why she
wasn't invintally ill mannered and rude.I can't imagine biting someone those big old
titties. She turned on. HWhitney's got big old titties? Are you
turned on? I love Whitney.Although she started well, I met her
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and she wasn't nice to me,and I'm always sad about it because I
thought I would like her. Ijust can't hear her say you didn't have
my back in the bathtub when Ginshathreatened to drownd me, I mean,
everything is about having my back andwhat we as they go in as an
alliance, they have almost it's bigbrother asked, It's like you're my final
two. We're gonna keep all oursecret sire. Take this person down.
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That is housewives recipe. Blurn it. This room has been taken. I
know I have to. This one'slike the honeymoon sweet So it's it's a
little big girl. Whitney's chosen thisroom. It's all customs. I love
Malibu Bapara. I want to bein the heart room. Having this one's
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like okay, we have to go, and I wouldn't be able to sleep.
It's just so like, oh wecould do mushrooms, Yes, I
love It'd be like whoa, what'sthe plan? I think I need like
twenty minutes to read and then let'scome out by the pool. Why not
let me get in the door towash Sweet? Well, I'm just gonna
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wait right here. Well, I'mjust gonna stay by myself. Thank you,
all right, girl, here weare. Hey, guys, Hi,
Hey. I love the way that'sLesa dressed. I was just gonna
say that she's got the best styleout of all of them, the best.
She's got a great body too,And I was like game one,
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So I'm sure that you wouldn't beincluded. I think heada Gay and Lisa
would be my like group, likeI love other. Heather and I were
falling down the stairs together at RobotCorn and we were all laughing and crying.
It was so fun. I loveher say Hi, come in.
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I love it, my queen,she got my room. I love that
they can hear each other through thewolves a lot. Mary, this is
your trip, you know what,Heather, there are so many bigger things
going on in this world right now. If this is what makes her happy,
it reflects on her, not onme. The last few times I've
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seen Meredith, she's had Noah showwith me. I get them all confused.
They all have that long brown hair. It's it could's like which one
is which When this Greek lady talks. Something's mesmerizing about the way that she
talks, Like with him mouth seeit maybe excluding me it's fake. But
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I don't hate her, But Idon't hate her. Yeah, would think
she would be. I liked herBobby Scissor Kicks company. Yeah, I
mean, obviously it's a fucking joke. Get over it. I can't believe
we still don't know what actually happened. I mean, obviously they got to
fight. You are punched. Whywouldn't you just say it? Now Jen's
and jail. Oh yeah, peopleskill. I've very good people skill as
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a Jay's. It's just a meangirl. Yeah, I reckon it was
because she didn't want his sentence tobe like increased for like an assault us.
That's why I think what she didn'tsay it in the first place.
But now that Jen's already in jail, like who cares? Yeah? Can
they add on to yourse? Isee something. I fucking hate Ginha,
like I hate Wait, we hada twitter were her? Really? I
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could not stand her. I canjust see her background. She was like
the ugly little girl at school thatgot They showed an old picture of her.
She was gorgeous, and then Idon't know what she's said, like
she she's out of control, likejust just she you know, she treats
people like just the way she treatedeveryone around her. It was disgusting,
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and she was dripping and buying presentsfor them, And but I really like
her husband, So I'm just confused. How I guess opposites attract. Not
like that, buddy, No,no, no oh, we'll get all
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of this. Oh my god,I'm gonna go get my babies too.
It will get you some kids outso hungry. I love her top right,
I'm gonna change. And she's adiet I called her diet coke bitch,
and I told her that at bradBocan because she was a little bitchy
the first season. But I reallylike her now. She always she says,
I couldn't remember her name. I'mlike that stupid diet coke bitch.
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She could just as ordering diet cokeas I drink my Oh. We stopped
talking to me like bad. Idon't like it. She's just so awful
change. I love it. Yeah, she stood by them guys here early.
I don't get what is the connection. One of my good friends so
combattive and awkward and yeah, yeah, Sa Meredith invited me to the trip.
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I reached out to tricksy, andI just like, I want to
come down. Really it just feelschildish. Oh my fuel childish to you,
But he's try. It's better thangetting on a fight. And if
I had on a plane, couldyou imagine they get kicked off? I
would have chaken. I would havecome down separately, never even not early,
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but separately. I mean, aslong as she's there on time for
the fucking This is the same NewYork, these sucking trips. Her looks
good. Take a bag for you, thank you. I love presents.
I got my hiding Barnett Burnette.Yeste so excited. I'm going to be
in lingerie packing all night. Iwonder if they have different things in them.
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That's why I shift to give.Oh she doesn't get a gift bag?
Sure, no tricks all trust guys, that doesn't even that's so stupid
and it's huge from other companies.Okay, so guys, we have a
shopping afternoon. She's really fun.So I've got a couple of fun stores
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and we're going to break off intoIt was such a cool cheek in the
beginning. Total friends. I mean, she's totally get heard of her husband,
by the way, because she's famous. Now all right, all right,
right now I'm behind closed dowels.I mean she's yeah. I've seen
them together. It was a veryflirtatious. We can wear a dinner or
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whatever, you know, we pickwait what it is what we're wearing to
dinner? Will we pick out foreach other? This is the idea is
Remember it's it's about trot. Sodon't like put the other one in something
you know they're not going to wantto wear. She's a bubble head,
probably some neck problems. Betty,stop HIPing and she does talk with her
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hands walk. She could be onthe crosswalk all right on the plane.
I like her shoes though. Goodconnection. And Andy, I didn't know
you'll be here. But you wantto go on your own and go with
you. You want to go onyour own. You want to go on
you and you're allowed to go.Get the fuck out right out the game.
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We are sassy. There you go. I see what you're saying,
just right out the gate. We'resassy, my friend, and she's acting
to stop it for a second.So when when a housewife, you know,
we give them names because they wantto find new girls that we know.
So when a housewife is brought onas your friend. You think that
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you're better than her, and she'syour ally no matter what. It happens
every fucking time. So that's what'shappening here. She's like, I brought
her on as my friend and she'ssassy me. I get it. I
totally get it. I mean Ithink that she's also She was doing that
in the very beginning. She startedripping into them all in her confessionals,
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and it was just two way toosee. It was like, okay,
honey, gross, thank you,me something to drink and we will hit
the road. Guys, there's alaber nuts and she could take up for
somebody else. She did the minutewhere shopping in bikinis. I think Palm
Springs is pretty loose. Sit down, Meredith, you're stressing me out standing
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up. Let's just sad be standingover them kind of. She was doing
a little runway show for herself.This looks really cute. I know,
Angie, I feel like it's alot. So it's good you guys.
Light is being shed on the fakery. Monica's over there like ooh, right
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out of the gate, what areyou bad? She don't talk, No,
you don't talk to anybody like,God, I don't care if that's
who you are, Okay, Mary, I think she's just younger. I
don't. I don't know half theship. My kids say, they're like,
she's sucking up everyone's awesome. Yeah. And then because you don't know,
there's nothing wrong with being emotional,my feelies would be hurt too.
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I can hear you guys from barbyeMalabar room bab I love it. You
can hear them through all this place. It made me intense. Ye,
her feelings are her, you knowwhat. I'm glad her hair, Monica.
But and I also just made thatcomment to Whitney. It was like,
you're like, oh, right outof the gates. How about check
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in with me? Like? Areyou introduced you to the friends here?
You know what I mean? Imean, didn't she? You were very
rude to the hostess, was Idon't, And as your friend, I
would to tell you that was rudethough it sending an insulting So it took
me by surprise that you did that. Why do you feel you need to
be the gatekeeper on this new friends? Like tell them how to act around
people that they've already been hanging outwith yelled the you go. But that's
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the thing. They expect the newgirl to fall into line, and she's
just as important as the rest ofthe girls. No one's better than anyone,
James, well as if you are. I'm wanting to get her to
shut the fuck up a little bitand play. She's trying to Can you
pause it when we fucking talk?I mean we're just screaming over the DV.
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I think it's a commercial, wouldyou so anyway, Yeah, do
you think because she's new, sheshould shut the fuck up? Well,
not shut the fuck up. Ithink have a personality, have your own
ideas. That's great, but don'tcome in there, come in hot.
Yeah it's coming in too hot,a little too hard in my mouth because
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yeah, trying too hard. Yesme, buddy, it is a little
too much. And we know thatshe was friends to gen Sha as well,
right, and talked to Marcus onthe phone, and that she wants
to be I mean, you know, there's a little bit of like,
oh, she wants to be apart of this show so much because not
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as of means as the other women, which you have to know though she
might be being produced, right,you never know, like get in there
and do something that I got thosetexts all the time. Do something we
don't want to your show, Hi, Chris, call it all right,
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guys. Let's yeah you guys.I'm so upset about my ring, this
ring thing. I mean, Iwould be very upset if I lost a
ring. It's ensured, is it. I don't understand any of the conversation
from New Girl about the ring,like that whole thing where she's okay,
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we watch it. Okay, guys, here I go. How many celsiss
have you at? This is gonnabe Oh, they were chopping in their
babies out every day is such apersonal thing. So to let someone else,
I think Heather would like fantastic that. I think that's a Lisa Barla.
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I know, thank you. Ijust have to tell the mine to
make sure. Josh Buddy Ruffle knowyour place. I rushed your on as
a friend because I look really cutetoday. I lost ten pounds, did
you yea yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't act like you can't tell that
I lost ten pounds. I justsaw you in that T shirt. It's
hard to tell. I love thatT shirt. Well, it's helmet lang
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and it costs me money, solike helmet lang isn't. She always has
this jokes like, oh that's socute. Who makes it? Because he's
always got a label across his toots. Well, I wish I could find
Plaine shirts that were nice and fitmy body perfect. I will take you
to James Purse after this. We'llget you some James some great cheese makes.
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She's gonna go back to that thingwhere she says everyone looks to me
for fashion and thinks I'm real fashionEast. Well, they do, and
I'm not. That's what I'm saying. I was dressed a model and they
dressed me. I didn't care whatthey wore. Jesus, we're gonna fight
today. Somebody parted? How donot like that word? That's the one
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effort I'm going to make her lookamazing. I will not enjoy it,
don't. I don't say that word. You'll never hear me say it?
Quick? No, I say too. Hey, how about this little number?
I'm sorry, but I kind ofwant to wear this? You would?
She has bad stuff? Poker face, Okay, she is stuck with
Angela. I don't think she lovesit. She's showing all of her cards,
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and her cards scream irritation here.Why did they all end up together?
I thought you had to pair off. Okay, we're pulling in on
what we need to find. Lookat all this dresses. What do you
think I'm lucky. I don't mindbeing paired up with Monica. I just
want to know how you sit infront of Mary Cosby everyone. She's awkward
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to like. You say something toher and she's like, it's very Yeah,
she's a loaner. She's a loaner. Oh, I love that,
Heather. Your butt would be poppingin the effort. That's for you.
Coverage skill, sexy. Why dowe need to be covered in pump springs?
None of this is you not thecho chow ready coming story. But
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it's called bizarre. I already likethat. I'm not. It's a little
big. But because you are dressingme that right there is that's what you
were into do? Okay? Ilove? Yeah? What are you doing
to Okay? What about this one? Ryan's taking teachers of us. He
loves us. He's gonna jerk offto him later, I hope. So.
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Yeah. I told me to puttape on the phole of his penis
with it if he wants to goin my hot tongue tape. Are you
ready, Lisa? That's good?I feel like by dressing Lisa, Meredith
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is I don't like that top,even though it's good. Sham a fan.
Look, Heather is not all isthe best at cheesing fashions, but
she is the best at everything else. Yeah, the top is very her
confessionals are on point, yes,and the bottom is not really you Obviously
Meredith hates me. I just loveher. I love the way she talks.
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I love her Monetae voice. Ijust like that she thinks she is
better than everyone else because it justI like that. Yeah, it might
be a little revealing a lot ofannoyance. I learned that I cannot trust
meredith style at all. It lookslike Meredith popping bottles. There's something weird
about Meredith spoobs that Have you noticedthat they're super strange or I like that?
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Oh? I love that If therewas nothing underneath that coat, just
tits yet does anyone here need ablood sample taken? Why? Blood sample?
Because she was saying it looks likea medical cloak that she's wearing,
which it does not, by theway, because she has something underneath it.
It's actually really hot. That's reallycute. Yeah, I love that
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hat. It's hit a home run, Ken Andy, she's looking a bike
at jacket. I just think youdid a home run with clueless about fashion
and I love it. That's veryGrecian, totally Grecian. I embodied the
Greek culture. She dressed herself.She must oh. She's like, yeah,
I picked a nice dress. Godby myself too. She's like,
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all alone, this is what Ithink. I actually I see Mary Who's
dress murdered. Looking around at allof her album merited the rejected barbies at
the bottom of the toy trunk.All right, guys, let's go to
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Coplace for dinner, and there's outthe dream where your little belly you're a
little Are you sure? I gotto come the strings? Thanks. I'm
also still really upset about my ring. I just almost started to cry,
and then I'm like I can't.I just gotta like take a Yeah,
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actually, do you want to gothere next weekend? We'll hit them up
and see if they want I'm moving, okay, I want to eat.
What is okay? Is there adress code? And so please to be
honest, Oh my gosh, normallycarry Grant's estate. Now a restaurant and
I'm wearing this. I want youto sit down. No one to leave
a notice. It's literally so triggeringfor me right now. Why I'm in
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a bathing suit going to a fivestar restaurant weird? I prepare think any
restaurant in Palm Springs beautiful. Ithink I wouldn't do it on my waist
before I sit down. I wouldbe like ring, it's not good.
I am going to dinner at afive star restaurant in my bikini with a
knockoff cheev on sheet top, inthis skirt that I stole from a Middle
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Eastern dancer. She's gonna have toperform. My body stay hurt. This
is no longer a fun country.This is like the shining and I am
trapped as I will never get dressedup again. This is just really triggering
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up. You're right, you're passinglive everything about your day. You're a
favorite. Do you get out longif it don't tell me how you ken
taltson? Oh yeah, that's right. That's like I would hate that if
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I lose my sheet because we alldo that. You know those moments where
you like you get really like yes, everything. You realize that and you
say it and you're like, ohgod, I hate that. I was
quivering. My voice was like it'sreally not a good I know. I
So the new girl just did itagain. But that's maybe that's who she
is, Like she's a lot ofkids that have a lot of opinions and
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she probably has to be opinionated.Hi, buds, why don't you bring
move because is MoU has a dogwalker that comes and gets her and takes
her to the park and she hangsout and she plays with two other dogs.
Then she'll go to the mall andshe just sends me videos all day.
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So why do you have why doyou have moved? You don't do
anything with the move because I dodo a lot with move. It's just
sometimes like today where I go tothe studio, another studio, and then
I get home. I want tobe able to rest, yeah, before
I start from one couch to another. Got it? And you am molting
right now and the hair's going allover my face. Get video, mom,
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I'm not his mom. Have awonderful evening, ladies, you look
wonderful. Thank you so much.We know you're lying to us, but
we appreciate it your outfit. Theydon't like you like you should know that
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going forward, because in Salt LakeCity, she is kind of the queen
of throwing the parties for the filmfestival. Yeah, so she's kind of
Queen Bee, and I think thateveryone hates her because she feels like she's
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Queen Bee. Lisa. Yeah,I think we need bread and butter and
some ahi takaut. So no one'sgoing to lunch with me today? What
is? What's the matter? That'sgreat? What's I'm having him turn on
this hey lamp and she doesn't wantit on? Monica, will you switch
seats with me so that it'll preserveour friends folds? And she hot?
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Okay, but if my extensions goablaze, girl, thank you so much,
Thank you so much. Let's drinkto the beginning fun time. This
is fabulous fun day tomorrow, okay, okay, let's have a good,
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nice week. I'm clinking lasses yeahin my mind. Yeah yeah. On
that note, can we play agame? The games tell a little better,
I am. I think of somethingthat not everyone knows about you that
might shock the groups, Like howwe can get to know you a little
better. All right, I'll start. Let's it's basic, USA, I'll
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start. You all met me.I used to come to Palm Springs as
a child to visit my grandparents.Wow, I don't know, but nobody
knew that. Nobody wanted to knowthat. I need to know that.
That is not something that anyone needs. That interesting. Maybe you were a
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tap fancer and almost went pro Yeah, I mean that's like me telling you
I have a grandma. Ooh,I didn't know that. I mean,
you don't know you ever like her, I used to travel and ridiculous.
I've heard much juicier stories about Merda'spast, like journaling, I guess right,
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poems and I'm kind of getting backto that. Oh, I love
that. I love that. I'minto birds lately. Everything she's okay,
she's looking for a book deal.I'm into birds. Wait, stop it
don't know your arm said no,I'm trying to get rid of Oh.
I don't think. I had abird one time, and that bird was
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weird. I had asking grade andshe was strange. And she's flying all
over the place. She didn't obeya bird about you don't fly. I'm
you're not good at passing me.Yeah, I mean we're soucy, like
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pausing a little and talking and you'rejust watching the show. I thought you
were the passer social light and I'mlike always out. What is Mary?
What is going on? Like?Are they having fun? I bet you
she would go to lunch with me. Would you want to go to lunch
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with Mary? Yeah? Totally,girl, I am not coming over there.
Oh we stopped talking to me aslong as I had a heart out.
I think he would rip each other'shair out at the end of it.
What about you? And for someof you that don't know me,
you might just think I'm a badassor a hard ass, but I'm actually
extremely I don't think that's such agood attute too. Okay, something about
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Meredith. I did get their secondPierson you're in this week. I'm like,
so naughty. I just got threeon one side the other day and
then went, Chiver, you gotanother one my journal This this is looking
about birds. This one's talking aboutjournaling. This one's talking about when I
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was a kid. She's not wrong. Yeah, it's like they've just remembered
the cameras in there that they needto be like this. I feel like
they're all in Zanix or something.And they're just boring. I like the
journal. I've been into birds.They took sometimes for eighteen months, brother
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in law for eighteen months. Nowshe's just using it for the shock factor,
which I'm not mad at. I'mnot mad either, but I kind
of feel bad for the brother inlaw and his family. And I mean,
and is it a brother in lawIf it's I don't think it's quite
really a brother in law. Butstill wrong. Yeah, well America,
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Wait, you got to understand thatyour husband's brother, my husbands husband brother
in law, my husband's sister's brother, no relation by the way that I
have New York. But I drawthe line at in laws. I have
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to change the game. Like before, she admits that she's like the poet
or isn't dating the prophet. No, she's the only one that's not anything
interesting. Yes, don't change thegame. Literally took out one of her
own to try and save all youguys. She's making the episode play warm
and fuzzy, cold and pickley.Jesus another, get these games. The
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producers probably make it easy. It'sa Mormon thing, right, you say
something that you love about him.That's the worst fucking family members moment.
Technically you're all actually related. It'sUtah, don't forget okay, Warman Prazzy
is only time that is, that'sall the fields from We knew each other,
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probably before you were Yeah, whatyear did you graduate high school?
Not talking? My god, we'retimeless, cold and prickly? Is just
do you have to say about someonethere for me? I mean, I
don't trust you. I'm really annoyedbecause the earrings that Heather has on I
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wore in a confessional like five yearsago, and now everyone wears them all
of the time, and I feellike it's because of me. Everybody to
look at Playboy. Hello, Hello, I'm representing buddies. Buddy should be
in play Dog, Play Dog.You don't get to stay condescending much so
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anyway, I mean, I thinkthis is a little boring so far.
No, what's boring about it.It's the best show on television. I
think it's the best housewife show ontelevision. But I feel like it's so
engrossed in it that I'm not evencommentating on what it is like watching it.
I know, I think it's probablytoo good to comment on because I
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am like so invested you really are, I know, it's such a good
show. Though. I do thinkthey should reboot all of the other Housewives
franchises except for Salt Lake because it'skind of new stuff and just do that
because I feel like it's working forNew York even though you fell off,
I did, not anyone else,Like everyone likes it. Okay, okay,
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I think it does get better,like someone said it does. Ubah
almost beat Aaron up. Is likeshe's growing on me. Yeah. I
thought she was just eating bananas andbeing nice. No, she wants money,
a rich man. She wants everyoneto know that she's the prettiest at
the table. You didn't watch thisseason or this episode, great, let's
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be quiet for the broadcast. Takethose earrings off. I mean she's very
fucking fascinated to take it off.A couple of things. It's like what
it looks like an Ed hardy hatlike from twenty five years ago. Is
just well, she didn't dress herself. She would this is what she would
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Anyway. I don't trust you becauseit feels like you're all over Jed and
that didn't work out, and you'reall over Lisa and that they work out
and then now they're bat all.She just it's like sucking up the people
to be on the show. Ithink Head's wrong for this, and you
know how much I love Hither Okay, yeah, and I think she's wrong
for her because she's never had anyoneto be able to bully a little bit,
and this is her first attempt athaving a little she'll be for someone
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and just being a little bit likeshe's been around. This is her third
seeson. Now she's had people controllingher. It's going to rub off on
you a little bit, like allthese people around her. She's always been
the shut up girl that just doeswhat everyone wants. Now she's finding someone
that used to be mean to her. Sounds she's She's like, you know
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what, I used to be thatdog that was the Mormon bitch, and
you were out there having fun,I mean, my show, and you're
sucking up to these different women,which is a common thing to do when
you're trying to get in circles.This is not something new. The fact
that she's calling it out is veryout of character for Heather. But she's
trying to me. If someone bulliedme in high school and then all of
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a sudden we're on the same show, I would have been a little bit
like this is my show, bitch, and I think that's true. I
think it's human nature. But thisis a little ridiculous character for her.
But the high school's hard. It'sthere's a lot of trauma that happens to
you during high school that stays withyou forever. Just thinking about the other
day, I was thinking, Iwonder if I would send my kids to
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high school, like you want you'reat home school and just get a dog,
a kid walker and they can goto the mall for it. Yeah,
you can, But I was thinking, I don't know the risk that
you run and having a child goto school and then have to spend the
rest of their life undoing all thetrauma that happens to them. So they
have to learn to socialize, likeyou can't have your kids. Yeah,
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so you can find people to socializethem with and get in some sort of
there's got to be new groups thatyou can find and then get your kids
to be friends, like you wantto make a little cult. No,
but I don't want them going toschool where it's just too like wild wild
where you have to learn. Youhave to learn how to handle yourself.
That's why I think high school andgoing to high school is so important.
It really does shape how you feelgrowing up, what you hate with and
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if you hang out with a bunchof little fucking cons thinking like beIN to
you a kid and then no,no, I think that we all as
that buddy, what are you doing? I think it? Would you grow
up? No, let's go.Yes, it is bully in high school.
And that is why I don't.My lack of trust for Angie pretty
much just boils down to the factthat I've known her longer than any of
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these women, and she and shewas my friend in high school, and
she's continually to buddy up with anyonein the room except for me. I
don't trust people that on history andfriendship. I don't trust girls. That
sucked the biggest stick in the room. I just I do. I mean
girl, Then, well, youwere all over Jen. Should we not
trust you? Maybe not? Maybethat maybe we should ask you? Then
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why are you so deeply invested inMike holding prickly with Angie? But hold
only so let me take this becausecome back here. How they're saying they're
all over you? She's not allover me. Lisa was in my book
that you would consider buying it andthen asking Lisa to side it was a
job, saying, oh, Ididn't know go to Carlo in your New
York Times best selling book. Itwas a job. I'll buy a copy
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and I'll ask Lisa to sign it. That's not what I'm on trial for
right now. I'm not gonna sayanything. I let you go, and
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I let you go. Okay,I'm ready. Are you listening? Is
that your intentions are genuinely very positive. I think you want to manifest good
positive because I like you. Ohyeah, I'm actively in therapy for communication
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once a week. Wait, Meredith, No, that's not what you said
about her bringing her friend today.I like you don't like that. It's
just weird to me. That's sometype of feelings about it. Well,
I'm not getting into that right now. What I said was I didn't understand
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it, thought it was odd.Why I asked her why she came Mary
me? And she Mary asked melike she she said that it was childish
that I flew out early Trixie's andmy friends and I didn't think it was
that big of a deal, andyou were a good sport about it.
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I'm serious, like honestly, you'reYou're great. My prickly Okay, I'll
give you my prickly as somebody goingthrough a divorce and just me and my
four kids trying to figure out whatthe f we're doing with our lives.
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It was hard to listen all dayto you losing a sixty thousand dollars ring,
you know, like thousand dollar ring, my sixty thousand dollars ring,
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and I'm like, say it overand over, but no dots, it's
gone. It's a big one too. I'm gonna he jeez, oh my
gosh, I lost my ring.So it's been I'm dressed about it.
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I'm sad about it. It's sentimental. It's more than just a ring.
I know you. I help yourEFInd it. Girl, I read with
your hand in a tamtou for that. I'm just saying, what's your deal
with me? Monica fifty eight thousanddollars ring. You'll care about it too,
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Chuck, Oh, same things Ihave you have, No you're carrying
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around and you have a sixty thousanddollars rain. I have like one hundred
dollars raing. It's very different.I get it, like m that's all
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I'm saying, and just be awarethat some car that's amazing. Everyone here
works hard, noted. I gotit. This is a shame. Yeah,
it is a shame coming up Heather, Are you okay? She's not
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actually, what do you mean?She's very sick. I'm kind of everybody,
man. It was Spie four thelisteners. Would you have to one
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the boers? Maybe he's gonna stackhim and dack him and rack him.
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I'm gonna do like a really fuzzlittle dinner toast because Greeks love to toast.
And a fun thing that we doaut in my house is we work
on a word of the day thana Greek work. Yeah, a new
Greek word. I wanted to sharea word that I feel is kind of
encompassing this evening and a little bitof this trip for me, septical,
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which means fake. I came herewith an open heart. I thought we
were friends you publicly. Why wouldI invite you? And why would you
want to come here publicly? Honey, we're publicly, Meredith, we will
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never be friends. Where your exactwords. I have no idea what Meredith
is talking about right now. Ican't remember one time where I ever said
that I didn't want to be friendswith Meredith in public the latherathy girl,
let's be at say this, andwhy have you taken so long to bring
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this to my attention. You've treatedme really inappropriately, and maybe I should
actually explain to you how you've mademe feel. I'm not really you're being
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very rude. Well, you canleave then for dinner. You can leave.
I'm not leaving. You were notinvited by me. You can go.
What is your issue with me?Why do you? Why would be
here? U? I user youknow why to even start with me?
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I have been kind to you,I've supported now you have all have been
kind to me. How come youhold me and asked me all these great
questions and me supporting you on questionsabout building a house? I gave you
all my time. I will behappy to write you a check for your
eye. I don't want a checkfor your time, because guess what you're
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what are you gonna write me acheck for your jewelry? The south and
cobwebs and dust? You have somuch to have you write your life everything
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about you? Okay, fan,you'll get out. I want to don't
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tell me how? No, thisis the sussing. I don't know who
the hell Angie thinks she's gonna fight. She's like four eleven and seventy pounds.
So I'll just sit back and letyou do anything. I have to
say. This is lame and embarrassingfor you. Oh, trame and embarrassing?
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Can really? Oh my god,I'm not baby. I don't say
that. Damn. Excuse me,sir. Let me get to charity,
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please. I gets charity. Sherefuses, So I'm gonna tell you what.
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It's what. I don't want tohear anything you have to say.
Excuse me. She needs to leave. I'm the hostess of the dinner and
she is. Her behavior is notacceptable. I'd like for her to leave.
I'll I can. I'm five espresso. Martini's in. But even I
know that that guy is a waiter, not security. If you're gonna seven
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him for anything, Meredith is goingto be dinner rolls and a water refill,
not to taze Angie and Carter offthe table. Everybody here can work
on being good friends. I thinkif you all think she has your friend,
you are nobody's friends. You arean ugly human beings. Why don't
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you look in the marry yourself.There are things that are going on their
own deeper than this nonsense. Thereare children who are going to be disabled
for the rest of their lives.That's going on. And you know what,
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I'm not doing it like he's hitsme out, you ladies. I
have a good time. I'm goingto the matter in this world. And
this is no one. I thinkthat Mereda probably should not drink that last
drink. I'm out. Hey,hey, stop obviously not taking this very
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seriously. This is nonsense. Idon't need to be attacked by some woman.
That crash is a trip. Whitneyis all your fault. Don't get
that. We're moving forwards powder freshstarts. I'm dealing with a lush Okay,
hey, hey, that's very serious. Okay, wait, she can
just go, she needs to go. He's a gift for the power.
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Okay, listen, listen, Okay, listen, okay, listen, okay,
camp here was a lone treek.Okay, there's a last gum.
(01:01:09):
Hey wait, there's a lot goingon right now. I don't want you
to set can here. We're tolove with a mingle accents. You're for
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embarrassing yourself there's a lot. Shecame in way hot, and I think
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it's out of her and I'm notdefending her behavior like Angie can defend herself.
And sometimes we all look like highschoolers, right, And I think
that there was factors and all ofour lives and all of our friendships over
the last few years that have beenhard and a lot, and I just
think, like if I want togo for the jugular and talk about this,
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the rumor is a nastiness about her. I want to do that.
Do you know a lot? Youwant me to go there with a husband.
I can go there. Joke withme. Okay, tell her up
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off. The rumor is a nastinessabout her. I want can do that.
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You want you want me to gothere with her husband? I can
go there, Joe with me.Okay, tell her to off. I'm
working on a brand new friendship withMeredith. We're using old behaviors. Like
first it starts with I don't wantyou rumors less right and center about Lisa.
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I just heard that she was soondoing her favors to help get places
to pick them via Secua. Wellrepeated that rumor you were me. I
didn't know he was that super essentiallyflavor. Does this feel it's been good?
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Like can hurt me more? ButI think that the real victim here's
Angie, because it's happened to me. I get it. I understand how
she's feeling. And I thought,with fresh starts, new beginnings, that
we weren't going to go through thisagain. Here they come. It's say,
everyone, are you okay? Okay? You verbally beat up? I'm
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sorry, Meredith, look at me, please, like, let's both take
a deep breath. Okay, Iwas very hurt and I may not have
approached you in the right way howI wanted this to go really because you
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took it there tonight and you canjust go. I've had enough of good
have you? Guys? You knowwhat? I've had enough. We need
to just like put a cork inthis right now and go. We need
to go. Okay, we canwe go, come on, helped me
out. Rest of you guys,make sure I get home without a black
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ay? That was Oh what's yourdrink? I am? She gone a
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feed right now. This is definitelynot supposed to end with you in tears
at all tonight. I'm sorry forwhatever you're going through. To thank you
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that's just table this for now.I have something that is much begger wing
on me. What happened? Ican't go it's just it's no, it's
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just ugly. There's nothing positive,there's nothing good. There's nothing down the
road that's going to be good.I'm gonna be really honest. I think
it's a convenient thing right now.Excuse me, Yeah, I really do.
But would every time I try tohave a conversation with Meredith, there's
something trainyus okay situation. Whenever Meredith'sfrom the spot, this is what she
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does. She pulls in some bigthing that she's going through like it's her
best friend's cousin's dog died, it'sher Amazon package arrived. You're doing a
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thought. I'm dealing a thought.You are, Monica Heather. I'm so
sick, man, I'm so sick. Come on, sit down. I
don't like says she didn't ask.Every every time it gets hard, she
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does this. You need to growup, Mary, that's very grow up.
You deny everything you do. Ohthat's all I said. He didn't
have to say anything to her.And on what you do own yourself,
I don't know. You don't ownwho you are stop being this front?
This beside? Who's you're looking ather? There? I don't, don't
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don't talk about aren't them? Ididn't. I never talked about you.
I got told about you this.You have said you could call me a
pornography, sweetheart, pornography let Yousaid you were afraid for your family for
me, something you've talked about.You want to take me down, Mary,
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you went to the dirt. No, I never said you do corn.
But I didn't. I didn't sayI've worn you say no, you
coll predator, predator. You calledme and my husband a predator, period
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and I'm done. Heather, Areyou okay? She's not actually what do
you mean? She's very sick likeshe wait, she tried to water some
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No, so okay, God damnwell what a fun evening? Would you
say that it was a success.I don't know. I have to sit
for one second. I give mea break. I feel very sick.
I can't walk in please the likeyou set the door. I'm scared.
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I can't gonna drow up. I'mso sick. But it's giving a basket
and up and over the door.What did you throw up over? I'm
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kind of everybody man, and that'ssome fun tonight. But I'm gonna take
over Weird doing a drag inspired makeupcompetition. No, yeah, I'm canceling.
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