September 17, 2025 • 30 mins
Brandi Glanville and James Maas are back with another wild ride—complete with gifts, gossip, and chaos. Brandi shares her latest run-in with the cops (and why her Tesla’s tiny blinker button is to blame), while James tries on questionable presents and dishes about family drama. They dive into memory lane with old photos, spill on celebrity encounters, and even unwrap a Lisa Vanderpump surprise.
The two also talk pop culture—Taylor Swift’s engagement, Love Island reunions, K-pop domination, and why Andy Cohen maybe should’ve sat this one out. Add in dog updates, moving stress, and a final “goodie bag” surprise that only Brandi could pull off, and you’ve got peak Brandi & James.
The two also talk pop culture—Taylor Swift’s engagement, Love Island reunions, K-pop domination, and why Andy Cohen maybe should’ve sat this one out. Add in dog updates, moving stress, and a final “goodie bag” surprise that only Brandi could pull off, and you’ve got peak Brandi & James.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straw Hut Media.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wow from straw Hut Media.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is Brandy Glanville on the film. I don't know
what happened, but maybe it was one of my falls.
I fell, and honestly, my housekeeper laughed at me. Good
hope they have hard I hit my head and I
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landed on my pickline, and I'm like, that's it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What does that pickline stay in for?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
As long as we can keep it in for six weeks?
But my recording, right, I gotta start, you know, we
got to start seeing more results. I am getting some
and having some good days. If I put ankle weights
on and jump around jump around the house, I it
like drains my body and I peek. So that's the
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only you.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I need to do that. Then yeah, you have to
be well because I haven't been pinking enough lately. But
it's mostly just what if you're did you do you
notice how horrible I look?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
At the moment, I was thinking, you're not You're.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah exactly, But she's so.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Rude, you know what, Listen because you're always fishing for
a compliment and skin is Look.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
How dry My skin isn't puffy? Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hi? Who am I a game?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wow? That's the name of this.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You know what I think? I know what would make
you look better?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
More donuts.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's a definite note. Okay, I have a present.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
But what would it be? What would make me look better?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
My present for you is like just okay.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The mics aren't over there? What are they? She has
a black bag. She's opening it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But you know that movie black bag? Oh, let me
see which one this is. Don't look because I know.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You're This episode is going to be as m because
I'm eating and drinking and swishing ice.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah. Are you having a lunch after this?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well? No, I need you need to take.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
My exor the centures. I know them because I gave
Xavier kills.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
The only thing I know that I am quite the
firm sister, ask me anything, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I was just looking at your shirt. It's not fun
to be sober.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's not fun, are you because.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, it's not fun to be sober. I don't have
a good body today.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Just put it on. I got you the extra large
and then I got Xavier goose.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
When I got.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You, yes large, because this is this is large women,
So you know it's still gonna because I'm wearing like
a large woman's right now. But you can also like
cut it tiet you know, make it your own. You
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look it, You're gonna be kine. Oh my god, I
hate it. You give it to your brother, can have it?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Look at my boots.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, well, I mean you do have titties. Ay, bitty
titty committee, I'm not done with the president.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, if there are any smaller I can't fit them.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well, I'm not giving you any more. Okay, I have
a story about these Let me just tell the story
about these things. Tops first, mm hmm. So on Monday night,
I had to have my dressing change, my new stylish dressing,
so I have to drive to Santa Monica to get
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it done. Their nurse won't come to me because I
can't pay her to come to me. So trying to
save money with my electric car, got a hate And
I'm merging onto the freeway with this on and like
booty shirts because I was working around the house and packing.
I don't know where I'm going if you want to
live with me ten thousand a night. So there's a
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I'm coming on the ramp and there's a giant accident
on the right. So there's like two cars and like
a little crashed car. And I see an opening and
I have to get over to the left. I'm going
to be in the left for a while, so I
just go over three late like one two three, but
at a diagonal is like that went and all of
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a sudden, I did not use my turts. No, I'm
just saying this because I don't have one.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Why this is the thing.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's like a little button. They made it a little
button on your steering wheel, and I can't like my
reading glosses every time I have to change lanes.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's ridiculous the buttons on there.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And it's also like you don't know which ones which
and that's going to cause an accident in itself. So
and then I'm like this guy comes behind me. He's like, well, right, right,
right right. I'm like, god, yeah, no, it was a dog,
and I'm like shit, man, And I almost started to
cry just from the sirens. And so I pull over
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and he's like, do you know why, By the way,
I haven't had a ticket in thirteen years. Do you
know why I'm wearing this shirt? No registration? I have
the registration, but it's like a new car. Right. They
had to look it up this shirt and the like,
you know, I pulled you over? I said, no idea.
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He's like, do you know how to use a blinker?
I'm not in this car and he's like, I don't
have one. I go, I don't have a lever. He's like,
everyone has a blinker. I said, I don't have a
lever for a blinker. I go, it's a teeny steering wheel.
It's like a fake car. And then there's these things.
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I go, but there was an accident on the right.
I saw an inn and I took it because I
wanted to get away from all the hubbah baba. If
that's gone. And he had two of the officers with him,
I'm like partying guys, Like what's going on? So I
call my brother, who is a high patrol man, and
he's like, did they already take your license? I said yes.
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He's like, are the back of the car? I said yes.
He's like, there's three of them. You're getting a ticket.
I said why, and he said because they're training. He's
obviously training, and he can't let anyone off with training.
Like fuck him, they're training someone If I'm driving supposedly erratically,
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like he said which he's like, you can find you
can pay it and go traff for school, like at
night time and I'm wearing this shirt. What is the
first thing you would do?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's not fun.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What would you do if you were a cop and
I just you thought it just almost cost Yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I would just like I'm drowned.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I wasn't, but I was like, what are you doing?
Like what kind of trainer are you? You're a bad
sea tree officer? Sorry I said it. Don't shut for
court because I'm fighting it. I'm going to show. I'm
going to show how many miles are Like, Okay, you
don't like my story? Oh my god, I don't need
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to see you. No, you have to wear it the
whole podcast. Who that was the whole point. It was
supposed to be the whole podcast. Now I don't know
if you're going to get your other presents.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That feels so much better. I could let my stomach
get Thank god.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We're not in scene.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Okay, So what else have been up to this week?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm not done? Okay? So and then I I still
hate I hate that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Sorry, yeah stop, see.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Now you're in a different spot. Do you think you
should have rocked the shirt the whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It really did you look buffed but also busty.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeahmach.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
So what's going on with you and Jeordy? He's in town?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh, my brother Jordan is in town. He's sitting over there. Yep,
Jordans and we are. You know what we're doing. We're
gonna go to Malibu Wines. No, not Malibou Wines, Malibu
Food and Wine Festival tomorrow with you. Yeah, We're gonna
go at five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
We're gonna get find ourselves and husbands that live around
the beautiful mountains because you're gonna watch the sunset while
you get entertained by all these different chefs and wine people.
So you'll be drinking wine.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You should wear that shirt. Actually it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
To I mean, I when I walk my dogs from
my neighbors probably think I'm crazy, but I don't care. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Have you had any dms for men recently?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't know. You would know more than me. You
check them, but I do need to DM someone back
that's super famous. Anyway, my son is starting a podcast.
He started their podcast with Adam, his best friend Jenna.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Why did they do it?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
They so Adam's dad and Jake's dad have recording studios
in their houses. Nice. They make it pretty easy. And
it's all about MMA. So if I don't know that
that's this group. And he told me what it was
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called ten times he said, and I forgot. I think
it's called zero. Oh, I don't know what it's called.
But it's like they're obsessed with MMA. And if you
want to know which one Jake is, he's the loud one,
the loudest child on the planet. He screams.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well, that's good. I'm glad he's doing that these friends.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I know, I'm excited. And does it every Thursday. He's
starting acting class on Thursday nights. I guess Thursday's workday.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh no, it does he do that over here?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, in Hollywood. So if I get a place over,
you know, closer, you know, because he kind of wants
to live with mama.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Okay, what shows did you watch this week? And what
shows should we be watching for next week?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh? I watched. I don't watch anything recently because.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Because your brother's and him, but he wasn't taking you
with him anywhere.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh yeah, but also the TV in my laundream. I
don't know how to work the remote, and we.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Need to get a new one. So it's just been
a little bit hard to watch.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Where are that happened with me?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
And then you just wait years to get a new
one anyway, you don't.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Want to give a twenty dollars. You got a Roco
for twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I don't think you can do that. You did not
know the main TV one. It's the main TV like
the TV one itself, the actual TV.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Can you turn the TV on manually? Be from behind it?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Your fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh you know what I'm moving? I might have a
TV for you.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Mine is so big and it's mounted on the wall.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Are all big? Hello?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, it's gonna come shopping before you move.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Mounted on the wall. But okay, why are you so
much better than me? Yes? What I'm worrying?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What? What can you show me? The other presents? Give
me them? Now?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Eat it? Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Baby photos? Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Quick, just open just go through it.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh my god, don't stop looking it. Can you look
at that?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But okay, so.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Just look at Eddie Cibrian. Oh what a hearty look
at me.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Like baby family pictures.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
You're gonna have to put some of these with Ryan
so he can upload them into the video.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Oh, look what a handsome man.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I knew you were going to cut straight.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'll look at her. She's cool. Look how young you were.
Oh my god, you together. This is so cute. Why
is that buddy?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
No, that's Jessie.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Okay, sorry, I can't just stop with anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, I'm saying I have five bins of these, really,
and then I have our married ones too, and then
I have like stuff like this like GI vacation being stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Like memory Lane. Why are you taking this trip to
a memory.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Okay, I'm trying to explain to you guys. Here's when
this is when Eddie opened for Beyond for what's the
girl group name? You k know what I'm talking about.
Oh my god, no, Beyonce's group.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh Justiny's child. What did he open for them?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Because they were late? He sang, yeah, he's sang.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh really he was a singer at one point, kind.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Of like me. I'm a rapper, even though I guess
are song Okay, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
So this is not for you to look podcast right now.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I know. That's my point is I have like three
giant binds. He just bought his second house house in Nashville,
and I don't know where I'm going to live, and
I don't want to burn them or throw them away
because they are important to me, and he can't he
doesn't have room for them at his house. So what
do I do with them? Is it time to just? No?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I think that you need to keep full of these.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Movies where I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But how many could you possibly have that it's going
to take up an entire room. You can fit it somewhere, I.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Mean probably one, two, Yeah, a lot, like a lot
and then all the kids kindergarten work and their books.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Oh, you need to keep that sh around.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I know, But what what do I do with it?
I mean, the only person other person that would want
it would.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Why don't you figure out which is your new house?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
What is your new house going to be?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't know yet because I don't know. I have
to I'm just looking every day. But I'm not going
to have room.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Do you have someone helping you?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Somebody has been a party in the hallway, Lady does
shut the fuck up top dance on the floor so
they get annoyed and leave. Oh, you're tired.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
No, I've been as tired as ship this week week.
But I'm excited for the weekend. It's going to be fun.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
We're gonna you know, it was an early weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Maybe have you seen those Native Chicks? We need to
start watching that. Have you have you watched Love That
Nada yet? This gorgeous blonde girls on Hulu Love Thy Natter?
Those girls?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
What are you watching at the moment?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I told you? I watched the Love Island reunion.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I've never seen an episode of Love Island.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It was weird because it was like all these young
kids and Ariana who looked young, she's still like ten
years old of them, all of them, and then Andy
Cohen jumps in and he's like gray hair, and it
was so odd.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It was awkward, like what was the point of him
being that?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I just I don't know, I feel like even Ariana
a couple of times, I'm just going to talk and
Andy jump in, and Andy was asking creepy questions like
do you does it give you the Like it was
just wrong. I was like, maybe maybe stick to middle
of each housewives, Yeah, let the kids play with the kids.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I didn't know he had anything to do with that show.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So he doesn't, I mean, he just watches it and
he's on Peacock. So it was just a little weird.
I watched that. I was like, this is bizarre, and
I felt so for around it because kind of she's
kind of killing it on that show, is like, she
looks great. And what did I watch? Oh my god,
I watched last night? Who wants? It's the Korean pop stars?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Who are they?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
What do they called? K K pop? Checks? Okay? So
on Apple there's a show called k pop and it's
hosted by Making the Stallion and the guy from American
idol that didn't I don't know the guy that's definitely
not him. You know who I'm talking about. So he's
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he's so famous in Korea.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Ye Song.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
But these girls are reading these girls, the Spice Girls
came on. Making the Stallion couldn't keep up with them.
She did finally kind of. She's like, they're all Korean,
They're they all look perfect, and they're like and they
can speak.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
They really put us to shame, right, but.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
They really do. And they're all in sync, and they
all can sink and they can all talk, and there's
no booties and they're talking, and so they're like, I
think she needs something more practice. We can give her
some time with the boreographer. And it is so good.
They they will run the world.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You need to be afraid because they're like the regime
is like they get put into the K pop camps
and they like all day long. Well that's good work ethic.
I feel like that some honesty should take a page
from them.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
But they're also reaping the rewards.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, exactly, they're perfect. They do have great dance.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Moves and they like this mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Although there is a little bit of like, I mean,
I know we do that here in America too, but
it seems like sexual children.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, but the people do sexual children like.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
They must look like babies, they must have postaline, mustle
like younger, like they just came out of the way.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Some of them are twenty, but you know, they just
look younger there than we do.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh yeah, because they never see the sun.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, they have perfect skin and a lot of them
have blonde, like blonde hair. This one was so sassy.
I'm like, if I was one of them, i'd be her.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Which one of my eye you're not?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't know. They're but that's on Apple and you
guys have to watch it, and then they have more
people coming up that they're performing with. Vanilla Ice is
going to be on there.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Excited.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I'm excited for that. But the Spice girlsers that was fun.
They were trying to keep up with those girls there,
and I was like, good luck they those girls who
were just running back and forth in sync and going
like this and like hot and what and true. I'm like,
oh my god, I need to move my body. I
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used to work out five hours a day for gymnastics limber,
Well not anymore. I'm like all crickly crackly.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Now I have to watch some series this week. I decided,
because we need to recap some things.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, yeah, but you don't have a TV.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, but I have one in my bedroom, so I'll
just have to be in bed more often. And you
can tell that I need it.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That sounds like, again, what did you do this weekend?
Called in texted five or six times?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I was asleep. You just thought, let's not fight.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Okay, what else anything in pop culture that's happening?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Okay this week? What happened in the news.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Taylor Swift got engaged? Right was that last week.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That was last week, but you can talk about it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, I mean, I'm so happy for her. I think
finally she met a man she was eating, Like, actors
are crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Do you think he would be with her if she
wasn't Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, she's beautiful and she's like five ten.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I'm just saying, Okay, I don't want to get right
to this.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Is like, don't don't come on my power.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I'm just worried for her. I love her, that's all
worried you.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I think I think it's cute that he celebrates her.
I think it's cute because there's no it's not like
an actor who it has to be about him. This
guy's an athlete and he's just he's just happy to
be there, right, But he has his own job, you
know what I mean. And so I mean I think
that works well. I just don't think actors should date singers.
(20:29):
I don't think actors should date anyone.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, dating as is the worst.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's it's literally let's give some love advice.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I mean, it's a very gay job to have because
like you're dressing up as people.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Why is that? Okay, Well, it's just.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
A gay thing.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
To want to do is dress up in people's other
people's clothes and like put on a show.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I don't think that's gay. I want to do it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well you're gay, man, I know.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
But I mean I know people that like to be
have like we're sweats during the day and come out
and be.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Like, yeah we should do that game?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
The nice?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Bad?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Bad?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
You thought?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm passing the phone to someone who's yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
That was fine.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Oh, I start presents for you. But so what do
I do with this?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
You give them to my own mind them? You can
do my storage. No, but I have a storage locker
above my car that doesn't have anything in it. So
you just need to bring a headlock and then you
can lock them in there.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Because guess what, I noticed someone from the building has
started using it because I wasn't using it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
So somebody who left a note on your car maybe
or keep it.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh you're that stupid bitch. Guess what every time I
get out of my car, I doing her car a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I do.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I don't give it a ship, you know what, I've
carried that around with me.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
This is this girl yelled at Brandy and I because
she parked in her spot because I told Brandy it
was okay to park there, because.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I was trying to escalate the situation.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
A lot of the time the car is not parked there,
so I was like, oh, and by the way, that's
where the trash.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Like goes in.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
So I'm like, oh, no, this can't be a cast
spot because the trash people have to come in and
reverse them there to pull up a big skippins.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Anyway, she comes.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Out and screams it up because did you park in
now I'm late, blah blah blahlah blah. And I was like, oh,
I'm so sorry. I didn't realize it was a parking spot.
She goes, yes, you did you knew it was a
parking spot. I'm like, if I just told you I
didn't know.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
That it was, I don't need to read clearly yes,
but now you need to make a reiki clearing like no,
like a cleanse okay.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
And I also have been carrying it around with me
because like every time I go to my car, I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Like, give it to me, then I'll get rid of it.
That's fine you, Yeah, no, no worries. I try to
do that with some of my problems. Yeah, a lot.
So we're going to do a game. Yes, James is
lame and that and I think that's it for today, unfortunately,
(23:03):
because James has nothing to say, I'm not watching any
I'm not like actively but what did I watch? I
watched Miami. I'm so sick. I'm so sick of housewives.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Aren't there any new ones? Like, there's got to be
some ones we're missing out on now because I haven't
seen it?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Good?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Can we start watching some shows again? I'll come over.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
No, because I'm packing. I really, I really like. I
have to do my ivy for two hours. That's when
I should be watching shows. But when the dogs come
see me get all my stuff out, You're like, she's
not gonna throw the ball, she's not gonna play with us,
and I need we need a playdate with we do.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
And Moe is so cute.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
At the moment, my dog walker keeps cutting her hair
to practice cutting dogs hair, and mood looks so cute.
She's doing such a great job on her. I walk
past her and I cannot stop. I can't not stop
and kiss her. She is so cute, weeping up a
photo for me.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Now they have to do it.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Preferred with my dogs and a photo with me again
and my old dogs.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Just one more photo another.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Grandma who's in her late nineties. But guys, so I have.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Like my dad died when I was sixteen.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Take it way to take her down over. I just
wanted to take the James, poor Jordan.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
He has a different dad. He's still alive.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh yeah, but still his brother.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
But he's fine, he's well adjusted. He came in a
different time, right right, he's he's quite a bit younger
than me, although you wouldn't know it. Someone the other
day in my bone and goes, so are you the
older one or the younger one?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, you guys don't. It's hard to.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
That means you look older. I look young.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I feel like you guys took about the same age.
I know that your younger firs. He told me, Jordan,
you look so old because I think it's his facial hair.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, he makes himself look do.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
You have facial hairy? The last time when we facetimed.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Young people do that. They want to look older. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
S Also, people like to change the way their face.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
On the podcast. See him he's so big with us,
Come on, he's Charlie. We're gonna have a fun day tomorrow.
Us three together up in.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
The mountain talk tomorrow today.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Thank you for listening to this podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh I've bruised my ribs, I guess. And okay, hello,
Oh James.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Is it three o'clock?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Because it's a girl coming here at three o'clock. I
gotta make sure I answer my phone.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh yeah, I don't know. He's very preoccupied with other
people all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
When I'm passing the phone to someone who's a stupid bitch,
I couldn't think of anything.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well, I'm passing the phone to someone who's fat and
has big fat nipples, animal that has cancer.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I'm passing the phone to a dumb bitch with a
fucking big and a stupid wig.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I drew these on like I threw these on like
little Kim. I'm like rocking this style. I'm going to
go win to the outs.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So cool.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm I'm passing the phone to someone who had a
weekend he doesn't remember and lies about it.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
And I'm passing the phone to someone who eats ice
cream every morning for breakfast. And it's like a truck
driver literally doesn't even know any nutrition in any diet,
I have nutrition.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I put it through my ivy. So second and I
have to go. Before I go, I do have one
last present for James, but one second, bye, guys quick.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I want to.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Treat it with care.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh it's a mug thing.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's a creamer holder. I guess who gave it to me.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Punk Oh my god God, and now I have it.
Doesn't have bad juju, Honor. You were friends once, so
great juju.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
All the little cups they broke them, so there's a
little bit of juju there.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Thank you for my Lisa vander pump cup or creamy.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, because I love cream so yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Going to put cream in it now.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But so it's good right you like you Lisa vander
pump On.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
And you know I love creamy. Jordan makes fun of
because I always say creamy. It's really creamy, creamy things creamy.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I have been into the cream lately too, just for
the fucking dogs like it. And then I'm like, I'll
take a little.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It's good. I go. It's one for me, one for you.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Oh. I do have one more thing for both you
and Xavier. This is just in case you guys get lucky.
This weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
What is it? What's that summer is Eve fresh sent douche.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yep, there's yours is out Hereavier.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Xavier, we know you're going to use this this weekend, Ocay.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You have to get ready for things.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
It's a summer's Eve douche and you have to use it.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
It's actually for women tested, so it goes in your vaina.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Just for women.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It literally says gyn ecologists tested.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Your pH will be balanced.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It's a p H balanced.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Should I use it on the podcast?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I think you should. Let's do it. I don't example
of Eve. All right, that's enough today.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
No one more thing. My bag of goodies? Oh no,
I have a whole bag for Ryan.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Where's your Oh Jesus, Ryan's in Canada.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Well, I know what. He's in Canada. I'll leave it.
I'll leave it with Xavier. But it's a bunch of
ship he left at my house. But all these wires
and packs and somebody's phone is ringing. But I wanted
to say thank you to this company that gave me
this stuff because please, oh my god, because it's the
(29:00):
only shiit I can wear right now because I have
an infection in my lymph nodes and it's core X.
I think, no, you.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Can't please a little bit because my skins really bad.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's cause RX. How do you? I can't see?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Okay, so this is called snail.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Ninety, I know, but what's the company? I can't read
it without my glasses. But they sent me this beautiful
box and I am obsessed with it and I will
be a return customer. But I can't put any creams
on my face at all, and this is the one
I can use. Ouch. I just oh cause RX, cause
(29:40):
r X.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
So I wanted to give you guys a shout out.
Send me more please, all right, I guess that's it.
I think I'm burning some photo albums tonight.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
All right, Thank you so much. Thanks for listening to
Brandy Glanville Unfiltered.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
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Wow from straw Hut Media.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is Brandy Glanville on the film. I don't know
what happened, but maybe it was one of my falls.
I fell, and honestly, my housekeeper laughed at me. Good
hope they have hard I hit my head and I
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landed on my pickline, and I'm like, that's it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What does that pickline stay in for?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
As long as we can keep it in for six weeks?
But my recording, right, I gotta start, you know, we
got to start seeing more results. I am getting some
and having some good days. If I put ankle weights
on and jump around jump around the house, I it
like drains my body and I peek. So that's the
(00:59):
only you.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I need to do that. Then yeah, you have to
be well because I haven't been pinking enough lately. But
it's mostly just what if you're did you do you
notice how horrible I look?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
At the moment, I was thinking, you're not You're.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah exactly, But she's so.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Rude, you know what, Listen because you're always fishing for
a compliment and skin is Look.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
How dry My skin isn't puffy? Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hi? Who am I a game?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wow? That's the name of this.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You know what I think? I know what would make
you look better?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
More donuts.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's a definite note. Okay, I have a present.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
But what would it be? What would make me look better?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
My present for you is like just okay.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The mics aren't over there? What are they? She has
a black bag. She's opening it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But you know that movie black bag? Oh, let me
see which one this is. Don't look because I know.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You're This episode is going to be as m because
I'm eating and drinking and swishing ice.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah. Are you having a lunch after this?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well? No, I need you need to take.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
My exor the centures. I know them because I gave
Xavier kills.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
The only thing I know that I am quite the
firm sister, ask me anything, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I was just looking at your shirt. It's not fun
to be sober.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's not fun, are you because.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, it's not fun to be sober. I don't have
a good body today.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Just put it on. I got you the extra large
and then I got Xavier goose.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
When I got.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You, yes large, because this is this is large women,
So you know it's still gonna because I'm wearing like
a large woman's right now. But you can also like
cut it tiet you know, make it your own. You
(03:15):
look it, You're gonna be kine. Oh my god, I
hate it. You give it to your brother, can have it?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Look at my boots.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, well, I mean you do have titties. Ay, bitty
titty committee, I'm not done with the president.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, if there are any smaller I can't fit them.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well, I'm not giving you any more. Okay, I have
a story about these Let me just tell the story
about these things. Tops first, mm hmm. So on Monday night,
I had to have my dressing change, my new stylish dressing,
so I have to drive to Santa Monica to get
(03:58):
it done. Their nurse won't come to me because I
can't pay her to come to me. So trying to
save money with my electric car, got a hate And
I'm merging onto the freeway with this on and like
booty shirts because I was working around the house and packing.
I don't know where I'm going if you want to
live with me ten thousand a night. So there's a
(04:22):
I'm coming on the ramp and there's a giant accident
on the right. So there's like two cars and like
a little crashed car. And I see an opening and
I have to get over to the left. I'm going
to be in the left for a while, so I
just go over three late like one two three, but
at a diagonal is like that went and all of
(04:47):
a sudden, I did not use my turts. No, I'm
just saying this because I don't have one.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Why this is the thing.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's like a little button. They made it a little
button on your steering wheel, and I can't like my
reading glosses every time I have to change lanes.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's ridiculous the buttons on there.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And it's also like you don't know which ones which
and that's going to cause an accident in itself. So
and then I'm like this guy comes behind me. He's like, well, right, right,
right right. I'm like, god, yeah, no, it was a dog,
and I'm like shit, man, And I almost started to
cry just from the sirens. And so I pull over
(05:31):
and he's like, do you know why, By the way,
I haven't had a ticket in thirteen years. Do you
know why I'm wearing this shirt? No registration? I have
the registration, but it's like a new car. Right. They
had to look it up this shirt and the like,
you know, I pulled you over? I said, no idea.
(05:52):
He's like, do you know how to use a blinker?
I'm not in this car and he's like, I don't
have one. I go, I don't have a lever. He's like,
everyone has a blinker. I said, I don't have a
lever for a blinker. I go, it's a teeny steering wheel.
It's like a fake car. And then there's these things.
(06:13):
I go, but there was an accident on the right.
I saw an inn and I took it because I
wanted to get away from all the hubbah baba. If
that's gone. And he had two of the officers with him,
I'm like partying guys, Like what's going on? So I
call my brother, who is a high patrol man, and
he's like, did they already take your license? I said yes.
(06:35):
He's like, are the back of the car? I said yes.
He's like, there's three of them. You're getting a ticket.
I said why, and he said because they're training. He's
obviously training, and he can't let anyone off with training.
Like fuck him, they're training someone If I'm driving supposedly erratically,
(06:57):
like he said which he's like, you can find you
can pay it and go traff for school, like at
night time and I'm wearing this shirt. What is the
first thing you would do?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's not fun.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What would you do if you were a cop and
I just you thought it just almost cost Yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I would just like I'm drowned.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I wasn't, but I was like, what are you doing?
Like what kind of trainer are you? You're a bad
sea tree officer? Sorry I said it. Don't shut for
court because I'm fighting it. I'm going to show. I'm
going to show how many miles are Like, Okay, you
don't like my story? Oh my god, I don't need
(07:41):
to see you. No, you have to wear it the
whole podcast. Who that was the whole point. It was
supposed to be the whole podcast. Now I don't know
if you're going to get your other presents.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That feels so much better. I could let my stomach
get Thank god.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We're not in scene.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Okay, So what else have been up to this week?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm not done? Okay? So and then I I still
hate I hate that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Sorry, yeah stop, see.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Now you're in a different spot. Do you think you
should have rocked the shirt the whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It really did you look buffed but also busty.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeahmach.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
So what's going on with you and Jeordy? He's in town?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh, my brother Jordan is in town. He's sitting over there. Yep,
Jordans and we are. You know what we're doing. We're
gonna go to Malibu Wines. No, not Malibou Wines, Malibu
Food and Wine Festival tomorrow with you. Yeah, We're gonna
go at five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
We're gonna get find ourselves and husbands that live around
the beautiful mountains because you're gonna watch the sunset while
you get entertained by all these different chefs and wine people.
So you'll be drinking wine.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You should wear that shirt. Actually it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
To I mean, I when I walk my dogs from
my neighbors probably think I'm crazy, but I don't care. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Have you had any dms for men recently?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't know. You would know more than me. You
check them, but I do need to DM someone back
that's super famous. Anyway, my son is starting a podcast.
He started their podcast with Adam, his best friend Jenna.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Why did they do it?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
They so Adam's dad and Jake's dad have recording studios
in their houses. Nice. They make it pretty easy. And
it's all about MMA. So if I don't know that
that's this group. And he told me what it was
(09:54):
called ten times he said, and I forgot. I think
it's called zero. Oh, I don't know what it's called.
But it's like they're obsessed with MMA. And if you
want to know which one Jake is, he's the loud one,
the loudest child on the planet. He screams.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well, that's good. I'm glad he's doing that these friends.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I know, I'm excited. And does it every Thursday. He's
starting acting class on Thursday nights. I guess Thursday's workday.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh no, it does he do that over here?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, in Hollywood. So if I get a place over,
you know, closer, you know, because he kind of wants
to live with mama.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Okay, what shows did you watch this week? And what
shows should we be watching for next week?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh? I watched. I don't watch anything recently because.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Because your brother's and him, but he wasn't taking you
with him anywhere.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh yeah, but also the TV in my laundream. I
don't know how to work the remote, and we.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Need to get a new one. So it's just been
a little bit hard to watch.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Where are that happened with me?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
And then you just wait years to get a new
one anyway, you don't.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Want to give a twenty dollars. You got a Roco
for twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I don't think you can do that. You did not
know the main TV one. It's the main TV like
the TV one itself, the actual TV.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Can you turn the TV on manually? Be from behind it?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Your fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh you know what I'm moving? I might have a
TV for you.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Mine is so big and it's mounted on the wall.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Are all big? Hello?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, it's gonna come shopping before you move.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Mounted on the wall. But okay, why are you so
much better than me? Yes? What I'm worrying?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What? What can you show me? The other presents? Give
me them? Now?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Eat it? Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Baby photos? Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Quick, just open just go through it.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh my god, don't stop looking it. Can you look
at that?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But okay, so.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Just look at Eddie Cibrian. Oh what a hearty look
at me.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Like baby family pictures.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
You're gonna have to put some of these with Ryan
so he can upload them into the video.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Oh, look what a handsome man.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I knew you were going to cut straight.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'll look at her. She's cool. Look how young you were.
Oh my god, you together. This is so cute. Why
is that buddy?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
No, that's Jessie.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Okay, sorry, I can't just stop with anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, I'm saying I have five bins of these, really,
and then I have our married ones too, and then
I have like stuff like this like GI vacation being stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Like memory Lane. Why are you taking this trip to
a memory.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Okay, I'm trying to explain to you guys. Here's when
this is when Eddie opened for Beyond for what's the
girl group name? You k know what I'm talking about.
Oh my god, no, Beyonce's group.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh Justiny's child. What did he open for them?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Because they were late? He sang, yeah, he's sang.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh really he was a singer at one point, kind.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Of like me. I'm a rapper, even though I guess
are song Okay, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
So this is not for you to look podcast right now.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I know. That's my point is I have like three
giant binds. He just bought his second house house in Nashville,
and I don't know where I'm going to live, and
I don't want to burn them or throw them away
because they are important to me, and he can't he
doesn't have room for them at his house. So what
do I do with them? Is it time to just? No?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I think that you need to keep full of these.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Movies where I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But how many could you possibly have that it's going
to take up an entire room. You can fit it somewhere, I.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Mean probably one, two, Yeah, a lot, like a lot
and then all the kids kindergarten work and their books.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Oh, you need to keep that sh around.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I know, But what what do I do with it?
I mean, the only person other person that would want
it would.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Why don't you figure out which is your new house?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
What is your new house going to be?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't know yet because I don't know. I have
to I'm just looking every day. But I'm not going
to have room.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Do you have someone helping you?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Somebody has been a party in the hallway, Lady does
shut the fuck up top dance on the floor so
they get annoyed and leave. Oh, you're tired.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
No, I've been as tired as ship this week week.
But I'm excited for the weekend. It's going to be fun.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
We're gonna you know, it was an early weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Maybe have you seen those Native Chicks? We need to
start watching that. Have you have you watched Love That
Nada yet? This gorgeous blonde girls on Hulu Love Thy Natter?
Those girls?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
What are you watching at the moment?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I told you? I watched the Love Island reunion.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I've never seen an episode of Love Island.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It was weird because it was like all these young
kids and Ariana who looked young, she's still like ten
years old of them, all of them, and then Andy
Cohen jumps in and he's like gray hair, and it
was so odd.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It was awkward, like what was the point of him
being that?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I just I don't know, I feel like even Ariana
a couple of times, I'm just going to talk and
Andy jump in, and Andy was asking creepy questions like
do you does it give you the Like it was
just wrong. I was like, maybe maybe stick to middle
of each housewives, Yeah, let the kids play with the kids.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I didn't know he had anything to do with that show.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So he doesn't, I mean, he just watches it and
he's on Peacock. So it was just a little weird.
I watched that. I was like, this is bizarre, and
I felt so for around it because kind of she's
kind of killing it on that show, is like, she
looks great. And what did I watch? Oh my god,
I watched last night? Who wants? It's the Korean pop stars?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Who are they?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
What do they called? K K pop? Checks? Okay? So
on Apple there's a show called k pop and it's
hosted by Making the Stallion and the guy from American
idol that didn't I don't know the guy that's definitely
not him. You know who I'm talking about. So he's
(16:45):
he's so famous in Korea.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Ye Song.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
But these girls are reading these girls, the Spice Girls
came on. Making the Stallion couldn't keep up with them.
She did finally kind of. She's like, they're all Korean,
They're they all look perfect, and they're like and they
can speak.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
They really put us to shame, right, but.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
They really do. And they're all in sync, and they
all can sink and they can all talk, and there's
no booties and they're talking, and so they're like, I
think she needs something more practice. We can give her
some time with the boreographer. And it is so good.
They they will run the world.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You need to be afraid because they're like the regime
is like they get put into the K pop camps
and they like all day long. Well that's good work ethic.
I feel like that some honesty should take a page
from them.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
But they're also reaping the rewards.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, exactly, they're perfect. They do have great dance.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Moves and they like this mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Although there is a little bit of like, I mean,
I know we do that here in America too, but
it seems like sexual children.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, but the people do sexual children like.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
They must look like babies, they must have postaline, mustle
like younger, like they just came out of the way.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Some of them are twenty, but you know, they just
look younger there than we do.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh yeah, because they never see the sun.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, they have perfect skin and a lot of them
have blonde, like blonde hair. This one was so sassy.
I'm like, if I was one of them, i'd be her.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Which one of my eye you're not?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't know. They're but that's on Apple and you
guys have to watch it, and then they have more
people coming up that they're performing with. Vanilla Ice is
going to be on there.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Excited.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I'm excited for that. But the Spice girlsers that was fun.
They were trying to keep up with those girls there,
and I was like, good luck they those girls who
were just running back and forth in sync and going
like this and like hot and what and true. I'm like,
oh my god, I need to move my body. I
(18:57):
used to work out five hours a day for gymnastics limber,
Well not anymore. I'm like all crickly crackly.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Now I have to watch some series this week. I decided,
because we need to recap some things.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, yeah, but you don't have a TV.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, but I have one in my bedroom, so I'll
just have to be in bed more often. And you
can tell that I need it.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That sounds like, again, what did you do this weekend?
Called in texted five or six times?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I was asleep. You just thought, let's not fight.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Okay, what else anything in pop culture that's happening?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Okay this week? What happened in the news.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Taylor Swift got engaged? Right was that last week.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That was last week, but you can talk about it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, I mean, I'm so happy for her. I think
finally she met a man she was eating, Like, actors
are crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Do you think he would be with her if she
wasn't Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, she's beautiful and she's like five ten.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I'm just saying, Okay, I don't want to get right
to this.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Is like, don't don't come on my power.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I'm just worried for her. I love her, that's all
worried you.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I think I think it's cute that he celebrates her.
I think it's cute because there's no it's not like
an actor who it has to be about him. This
guy's an athlete and he's just he's just happy to
be there, right, But he has his own job, you
know what I mean. And so I mean I think
that works well. I just don't think actors should date singers.
(20:29):
I don't think actors should date anyone.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, dating as is the worst.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's it's literally let's give some love advice.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I mean, it's a very gay job to have because
like you're dressing up as people.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Why is that? Okay, Well, it's just.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
A gay thing.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
To want to do is dress up in people's other
people's clothes and like put on a show.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I don't think that's gay. I want to do it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well you're gay, man, I know.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
But I mean I know people that like to be
have like we're sweats during the day and come out
and be.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Like, yeah we should do that game?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
The nice?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Bad?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Bad?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
You thought?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm passing the phone to someone who's yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
That was fine.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Oh, I start presents for you. But so what do
I do with this?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
You give them to my own mind them? You can
do my storage. No, but I have a storage locker
above my car that doesn't have anything in it. So
you just need to bring a headlock and then you
can lock them in there.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Because guess what, I noticed someone from the building has
started using it because I wasn't using it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
So somebody who left a note on your car maybe
or keep it.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh you're that stupid bitch. Guess what every time I
get out of my car, I doing her car a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I do.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I don't give it a ship, you know what, I've
carried that around with me.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
This is this girl yelled at Brandy and I because
she parked in her spot because I told Brandy it
was okay to park there, because.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I was trying to escalate the situation.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
A lot of the time the car is not parked there,
so I was like, oh, and by the way, that's
where the trash.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Like goes in.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
So I'm like, oh, no, this can't be a cast
spot because the trash people have to come in and
reverse them there to pull up a big skippins.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Anyway, she comes.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Out and screams it up because did you park in
now I'm late, blah blah blahlah blah. And I was like, oh,
I'm so sorry. I didn't realize it was a parking spot.
She goes, yes, you did you knew it was a
parking spot. I'm like, if I just told you I
didn't know.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
That it was, I don't need to read clearly yes,
but now you need to make a reiki clearing like no,
like a cleanse okay.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
And I also have been carrying it around with me
because like every time I go to my car, I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Like, give it to me, then I'll get rid of it.
That's fine you, Yeah, no, no worries. I try to
do that with some of my problems. Yeah, a lot.
So we're going to do a game. Yes, James is
lame and that and I think that's it for today, unfortunately,
(23:03):
because James has nothing to say, I'm not watching any
I'm not like actively but what did I watch? I
watched Miami. I'm so sick. I'm so sick of housewives.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Aren't there any new ones? Like, there's got to be
some ones we're missing out on now because I haven't
seen it?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Good?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Can we start watching some shows again? I'll come over.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
No, because I'm packing. I really, I really like. I
have to do my ivy for two hours. That's when
I should be watching shows. But when the dogs come
see me get all my stuff out, You're like, she's
not gonna throw the ball, she's not gonna play with us,
and I need we need a playdate with we do.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
And Moe is so cute.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
At the moment, my dog walker keeps cutting her hair
to practice cutting dogs hair, and mood looks so cute.
She's doing such a great job on her. I walk
past her and I cannot stop. I can't not stop
and kiss her. She is so cute, weeping up a
photo for me.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Now they have to do it.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Preferred with my dogs and a photo with me again
and my old dogs.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Just one more photo another.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Grandma who's in her late nineties. But guys, so I have.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Like my dad died when I was sixteen.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Take it way to take her down over. I just
wanted to take the James, poor Jordan.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
He has a different dad. He's still alive.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh yeah, but still his brother.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
But he's fine, he's well adjusted. He came in a
different time, right right, he's he's quite a bit younger
than me, although you wouldn't know it. Someone the other
day in my bone and goes, so are you the
older one or the younger one?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, you guys don't. It's hard to.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
That means you look older. I look young.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I feel like you guys took about the same age.
I know that your younger firs. He told me, Jordan,
you look so old because I think it's his facial hair.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, he makes himself look do.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
You have facial hairy? The last time when we facetimed.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Young people do that. They want to look older. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
S Also, people like to change the way their face.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
On the podcast. See him he's so big with us,
Come on, he's Charlie. We're gonna have a fun day tomorrow.
Us three together up in.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
The mountain talk tomorrow today.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Thank you for listening to this podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh I've bruised my ribs, I guess. And okay, hello,
Oh James.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Is it three o'clock?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Because it's a girl coming here at three o'clock. I
gotta make sure I answer my phone.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh yeah, I don't know. He's very preoccupied with other
people all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
When I'm passing the phone to someone who's a stupid bitch,
I couldn't think of anything.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well, I'm passing the phone to someone who's fat and
has big fat nipples, animal that has cancer.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I'm passing the phone to a dumb bitch with a
fucking big and a stupid wig.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I drew these on like I threw these on like
little Kim. I'm like rocking this style. I'm going to
go win to the outs.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So cool.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm I'm passing the phone to someone who had a
weekend he doesn't remember and lies about it.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
And I'm passing the phone to someone who eats ice
cream every morning for breakfast. And it's like a truck
driver literally doesn't even know any nutrition in any diet,
I have nutrition.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I put it through my ivy. So second and I
have to go. Before I go, I do have one
last present for James, but one second, bye, guys quick.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I want to.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Treat it with care.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh it's a mug thing.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's a creamer holder. I guess who gave it to me.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Punk Oh my god God, and now I have it.
Doesn't have bad juju, Honor. You were friends once, so
great juju.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
All the little cups they broke them, so there's a
little bit of juju there.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Thank you for my Lisa vander pump cup or creamy.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, because I love cream so yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Going to put cream in it now.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But so it's good right you like you Lisa vander
pump On.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
And you know I love creamy. Jordan makes fun of
because I always say creamy. It's really creamy, creamy things creamy.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I have been into the cream lately too, just for
the fucking dogs like it. And then I'm like, I'll
take a little.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It's good. I go. It's one for me, one for you.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Oh. I do have one more thing for both you
and Xavier. This is just in case you guys get lucky.
This weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
What is it? What's that summer is Eve fresh sent douche.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yep, there's yours is out Hereavier.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Xavier, we know you're going to use this this weekend, Ocay.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You have to get ready for things.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
It's a summer's Eve douche and you have to use it.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
It's actually for women tested, so it goes in your vaina.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Just for women.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It literally says gyn ecologists tested.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Your pH will be balanced.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It's a p H balanced.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Should I use it on the podcast?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I think you should. Let's do it. I don't example
of Eve. All right, that's enough today.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
No one more thing. My bag of goodies? Oh no,
I have a whole bag for Ryan.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Where's your Oh Jesus, Ryan's in Canada.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Well, I know what. He's in Canada. I'll leave it.
I'll leave it with Xavier. But it's a bunch of
ship he left at my house. But all these wires
and packs and somebody's phone is ringing. But I wanted
to say thank you to this company that gave me
this stuff because please, oh my god, because it's the
(29:00):
only shiit I can wear right now because I have
an infection in my lymph nodes and it's core X.
I think, no, you.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Can't please a little bit because my skins really bad.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's cause RX. How do you? I can't see?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Okay, so this is called snail.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Ninety, I know, but what's the company? I can't read
it without my glasses. But they sent me this beautiful
box and I am obsessed with it and I will
be a return customer. But I can't put any creams
on my face at all, and this is the one
I can use. Ouch. I just oh cause RX, cause
(29:40):
r X.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
So I wanted to give you guys a shout out.
Send me more please, all right, I guess that's it.
I think I'm burning some photo albums tonight.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
All right, Thank you so much. Thanks for listening to
Brandy Glanville Unfiltered.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
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