November 5, 2024 • 42 mins
Jonathan talks about growing up the son of a minister, not ruining other people’s shows, not doing stand-up comedy, not staying with Conan, and not being the Jonathan Groff, the Broadway superstar!
Bio:Jonathan Groff is a television writer, showrunner and executive producer, with over thirty years of experience. Recently, he was an Executive Producer alongside Fred Armisen on the HULU comedy THIS FOOL. He was with ABC's BLACK-ISH for all eight of its seasons, serving as Executive Producer/Showrunner for four seasons. Also at ABC, Jonathan was the EP / Showrunner on HAPPY ENDINGS for three seasons. From 2007-2009, Jonathan was a Consulting Producer on the CBS hit HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. Preceding that, he executive produced and ran his own series ANDY BARKER P.I. for NBC, which he co-created with Conan O'Brien. He also spent five years as Head Writer on LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN. Jonathan co-wrote two animated holiday specials for Dreamworks/NBC: KUNG FU PANDA HOLIDAY SPECIAL, and HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: HOMECOMING.
Bio:Jonathan Groff is a television writer, showrunner and executive producer, with over thirty years of experience. Recently, he was an Executive Producer alongside Fred Armisen on the HULU comedy THIS FOOL. He was with ABC's BLACK-ISH for all eight of its seasons, serving as Executive Producer/Showrunner for four seasons. Also at ABC, Jonathan was the EP / Showrunner on HAPPY ENDINGS for three seasons. From 2007-2009, Jonathan was a Consulting Producer on the CBS hit HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. Preceding that, he executive produced and ran his own series ANDY BARKER P.I. for NBC, which he co-created with Conan O'Brien. He also spent five years as Head Writer on LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN. Jonathan co-wrote two animated holiday specials for Dreamworks/NBC: KUNG FU PANDA HOLIDAY SPECIAL, and HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: HOMECOMING.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straw Hut Media.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wow from straw Hut Media.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is Brandy Glanville on the film Welcome to Brandy Glanville.
I'm filtered. I'm here with my best day of over
twenty years is so crazy and happy anniversary, right, thank you.
Twenty years of marriage.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Twenty years I've known you, yeah, twenty five. I know
all those where she fucked you know, right or just
oh my god. I just have this Gus. I just
have this memory of you just being like, have you
met anybody yet? And I'm just like no, And You're like,
have you been out?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
And I was like no.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
She's like, get your ass off the couch and get
out there. You're not going to meet anybody at home
on the couch.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yes, And then you were out and you were about
and you made you hot? Y I did. I don't
just take my gum out.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, definitely take it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Is that a smell?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Is it grape gum?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
No? It's watermelone.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And that's why I had the best trick or treaders
that came back like four times. Oh my god, Brandy,
I feel so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We've never had a trick or treater ever, Like to
the point where I was like, I'm against the candy
right now. I'm like, I'll eat it because I always
eat it, so it's like, screw it. We've never had
a tree ever ever, one time since living here had
a trick or treater. We're sitting there, the kids are out,
Josh and I are in the kitchen. I go, oh
my god, what's that noise? And he goes I think
somebody says the door.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And Josh goes just ignore it.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I was like, my can he opened the door and
said we had no candy?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I feel so bad.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I fucking called you that day.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You did, Yeah, do you want over and pass out candy?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Here?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You're one family.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I was like, oh my god, come back next year
a humfull sized bars. She's like, no, I'm probably go
with my mother in laws, and I'm like, we lived
like four minutes. So I just wanted to leave my
house because last year I had one trick or tree,
you know, and I did not buy candy. But luckily
for the fucking children on my block, I've been buying
(01:55):
vintage bubble gom Oh is that what you were just chewing?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Stop it?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yes, because I have to chew them all day to
like make the muscles in my face like drain. It's
such a long story, but I was like, oh, ship,
I had someone hilarious. I cannot I did chuck your
treat dressed as me.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Stop it?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Not a child. She was like a teenage so I answer.
I dressed up like a little cat, like I always right.
I just like drew some paint hommage. Yes, she had
under eye patches, stop it, and a bad one wig.
I thought she was like a football player.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
She's like, Brandy, we love you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'm like, oh shit, everyone knows that their but oh
my god, it's so crazy al the fact. But it
did make my pot.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh my god, that's so funny. No, it's actually yeah,
it's kind of amazing. You get a picture.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, but I gave her to like bubbles like these
are vintage bubble tape. Great. You can't even get that. Ship.
You are so funny, you know. So I'm like, here
you go. A couple of came back for more. But
I was okay with that. I was like, oh my god.
And then I talked to my ex boyfriend DJ oh
(03:07):
wow for like two hours. Why well we're friends? Oh
okay you are? Yeah? No, it was just like weird
because generally, like Halloween, he usually has a party and
then all of those like you get those memory things.
You've got to hate those. Oh my god, I love them,
but I tell you and I like, oh we were yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm super cue and that was like last year.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, super super cud. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Christinat had like a peel on her face.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
So I'm not going to do this thing to you
that I'm doing to you like doing to me. I
got this Peter Thomas rosta and you put it on
your face. Okay, I can't because you just like like
a what do you call it, uh peel? Yeah, yeah,
a chemical peel. Yeah, A sudden like a light one.
But I think you have to do it when your
(03:55):
skin's like not pumped. I like, my skin's a little
chump tice now because I did when yesterday. But if
I put this on what you're here, I'm going to Okay,
you're gonna see what I normally look like without this swelling.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
What is it? What is the moss?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Exactly my point. I would love to know what.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh okay, well we'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm to put her on and then we're gonna talk okay,
and then we're gonna You're gonna be likely. I mean
you might not say osha, you might say that doesn't work. Okay,
Oh my god, you're so funny.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh I have a video.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay. So first of all, I was thinking, okay, you know,
I was watching this movie. We were talking yesterday about
like what what to watch?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Right, So I've watched everything, so wow, that's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And by the way, I'm watching what you told me
to watch. It's insane. So good?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Are we not saying the name of it? No? I
mean yeah, it's called Disclaimer. It's got insane. So Josh
and I are watching it together. We freaked out last
night because we totally caught up and we like wanted.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
More and more.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm not caught up, so I want the second one.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But like her tits like she's hot.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Hot. I was like what, Yeah, okay, so this is
my question.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I read notes. Imagine Yes, if you were Kate Blanchett
and you had to pick my dog's rip stars, I
locked them up for you.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
She doesn't like it, just saying.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
She's a cat lady.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I am a total girl. So, if you are Kate Blanchett,
who's like like the best actress, the most beautiful girl ever,
and you had to pick who would play you as
a younger you, who would you like? Think about it
in the world of like, let's say I actually looked
up all their ages, all of the women's ages, and
(05:40):
then I realized why am I looking at none of
the men's ages? So I did. But we'll get to that.
So if you had to pick someone to play you
in a movie, if you were a movie star as
a younger, I mean I younger, I know, is like
she's almost like a like a I'm on street. Yeah,
(06:02):
you pick something? Yeah, no, I know. Oh my god.
First all, who is that blonde? I don't know, but
she's saying.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I mean, by the way, did it not make you
want to run out and get a red bikini?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
No, it made me want to have sex.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I know, totally with like the body what I think
I've been there.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You guys have to watch this show immediately it's on
Apple and then oh my god, and then message Randy because.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's so good. It's so good. It's so good.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
No, but can I tell you it's like, don't you
just sit there and think to yourself, like, what is
the big deal? Like, I don't understand quite why.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
She's in trouble. I'm only on the second episode.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, girl, you told me yesterday. Oh my god, catch up.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I had to do other I've been watching another thing,
watch like the Margaret or the Martha Stewart Show.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Okay, so the first thing I think is Margot Robbie.
But like we're the I think we're the same age.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So that's it. I look at her age. We won't like,
I don't want to here's the thing I want to like,
women are so object object.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
To five Yeah, yeah, yeah totally.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I feel like we're not going to mention women's ages
because I did look up all these women's ages last night,
and then I was like, who cares? Yeah, yeah, we're
gorgeous whatever. But I agree with you. She was Barbie, Yes,
but I think you have to even go younger. I know,
I don't even know younger people. And I had back
girls on her, I mean probably late twenties.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah it's not really thirty thirty. Yeah totally, but.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's not who we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, you know what I mean, I've got to think
about it and get back to you because I can't.
I'm no longer I know no, No, I'm just saying
we even within the podcast, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yah.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Who's your got that?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well? I don't know because I just wrote this down
like five minutes ago, because.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I was watching her before you got here.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh my god. I was like, oh my god, like, oh,
I realized that they were just do the same person.
Then I realized, how would you pick that person? Oh?
I know, Well, why do you do you think she picked?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
You don't think it's like it's Kate bunch. You think
she picked.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I think that she had to say. Yeah. If she
did not pick for herself, she definitely if she never say,
she wouldn't have done it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Period, here's a good crazy part.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And then you could like twist it into having like
teenage boys like how we have like and that's a
whole nother thing too, Like we're gonna have to circle
back after you finish it, because that's the whole thing.
It's literally like this young hottie gets into this relationship
with this like super impressionable. Well you know that because
of the preview, but like what happens, it's interesting how
(08:31):
his parents are. Now, what's happening in the show because
of how the parents feel, and we're essentially right now
the parents a teenage boy. And that's the trippy part.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So let's talk about our teenage boys and your teenage
she's a teenager now. Yeah, well she's twelve. Yeah, I
mean so I was Soake, Jake's the only one here now,
So Jake's here, Mason's twenty one. That's crazy, I know,
Oh my god. And this okay, so this like I'm
(09:00):
transitioning all over the place because I need to get
this out of my head because I'm a crackhead. So
Mason just lives at this dad full time for the
most part, because he has his own like wing of
the house, take an entrance and actually gout seeing anyone,
and I understand it. But him and his girlfriend Sarah
shout out to the Irish. I love her. Yeah that time.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
She's really sweet.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, they're really cute together.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh my god. Yeah, So they come over for Sunday.
They always go over for dinner, except for today, like
they were hungover from that. Oh yeah, to hear my
son though, tell me that he was hungover. I almost
wanted to get mad, but then I realized.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
He was I can't even imagine he's twenty one. No,
it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But I was like, yeah, but they're growing up crazy
and we're.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Not totally I know, it's really scary.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
There's no way of a twenty one year old. But
so we were sitting here and we were watching the Voice, okay,
and I'm going all over the place, but we're watching
the Voice, and I'm like, you know me, I'm a
super fan of Gwenny, you are and this Snoopy stoop Dog.
So I was like, oh my god. Yeah, like I
grew up with them, yea, and Mason and Jake was
(10:16):
here with his girlfriend she We will not speak about
that because allowed to, okay, but yeah, so it was
like two girlfriends, two dogs, two boys, myself, the cook,
the cleaner, and all the shit. So I was saying, yeah,
I grew up on Gwenny and Snoop and they were like, well,
(10:37):
how old do you think she is? I don't know
who said it, Oh, like one of the boys said
it about Gwen and I'm like, I know she's a
few years older than me. And they were like, no
way she is, but you and I know this, but
my kids are throwing me under the bus and that
was that. They're like, no, way, like like she's way young.
(10:58):
I'm like, so I had a look.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Round, like he's on TV with great light hair and
makeupfold works.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Guess what, Like, I want to look like her for
a couple of years. But we're not that far part.
I'm just saying I grew up on her and we're
like three years apart. But the kids so we So
Mason and Jake were looking at ages and they looked
up Gwenny I think it was like fifty four and
they're like, shut up because I'm fifty one. I'm like, yeah,
go fuck yourself, assholes.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah totally.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And then they were like, how the snoop dog I go,
I think we're the same age, looked him up fifty
three fifty four, and I'm like like, I don't know why.
I mean, I know when I was little, thinking of
someone in their thirties or forties, then oh oh totally.
But to have my kids sit here and believe that
I was older than the people on TV, I'm like,
(11:45):
we all grew up at the same time.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I'm like, fuck you, but it is.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It is weird that now, like everyone's in their fifties
and no one actually realizes it because people are keeping up.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, hello, hello, hello hello.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I mean I think we all. I mean I will
be once I'm back to normal now. But that made
me think, okay, go fuck yourself, not you. Okay, Well
I have notes all over the place. One second. Okay,
So you know how they do these things like on
TMD where they are like who would you rather? Oh God,
who'd you rather? What have I mean? So it's always
(12:23):
women who would you rather like have sex with? Like
you know, they show these hot girls like it's like
Kylie Jenner versus like you know, Kendall Jenner or whatever.
It's so wrong, like it's so wrong. But they rarely
do a guy situation seriously, Nope, not ever. And those
those tissues have lotion in that okay, because you're wearing grasses. Okay.
(12:45):
So I'm going to give you a game. Good Okay,
are you excited? If not, I'm excited for my game
and my scribbling. So and I also wrote the little
song I said a lot of time group. Okay, so
we're not going to do who would you? Yeah, we're
gonna who would you rather first.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Okay, God, I hope I know how these people are.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You do you do?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Because I do?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Because I don't know who half the people are that
are that we're talking about. Okay, so tell me how
you how you've been.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm looking for it.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
But Cash just dyed his hair Tiger. It's white tigris.
Oh my god, that's cute.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I'm gonna show you picture on the game.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah no, no, I have the game.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
So he has been going back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I just like, well, I was going to say cougar,
cougar head, but is that it's like it looks like
it's tiger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So it's like a
white tiger. It's kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
He's gonna be he's gonna love that till his hair
starts falling out.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Oh my god, Oh you mean like no, in general,
like I was with the bleaching.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Why do we know?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I was looking into this the other day, I've done
too much Like down there Agres hole. Yeah, why like
in California, our hair is falling out men and women, Okay,
stonder than any other the water. I don't know. They're
saying it's like nanotech shit that what does that have
to mean.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm still trying to figure it out. And so I
was seeing my dog's upstairs. Okay, let's just do a
little catch up with you. Tell me what you've been doing,
where you've been traveling, Morocco, we know this, Oh my god,
(14:37):
that was so long ago.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Wedding in France, which was amazing in August. Not much
after that, it's kind of been slow. Soccer season is starting,
which I know you're like, gag me, I don't care.
The high school soccer season starting, which means snackshock.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I would snackshock like you.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Okay, you're the queen of snackshaw. Oh my god, I'm
obsessed with my snackshack. And then we're thinking, well, we're
going to art bozzle. You were going to art bozzle, yes,
in Miami, and I don't I think I'm gonna have
to cancel it. I don't know if I'm gonna be
able to make it. It's gonna be too much.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And you can go. You think so I think that
you can handle anything. You're like, the dogs are driving
me down stage now, but you can one million percent
make it. Okay, Yeah, it might only be for to night.
And Christien's like, I'm going to this one thing and
then I'll get like forty five pictures of different dresses.
Oh my god for me to pick. And I'm the
(15:35):
worst at fashion. Oh you know what I wanted to
tell you.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
You know what I started doing again. I started back
up with Rent the Runway. Yeah, I was off of
it for like four years and now I'm back and
it's kind of giving me new life. I was like,
I can't spend all this money stuff anymore, I know,
and you know, I'm like, I'm like reselling stuff again,
so like I want to do so.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I was thinking, I have all these great thoughts while
I sit in my house for two years. Yeah, about
starting like an online shop of shit I wore on house.
I was that people might want, Yeah, and like I
just don't know how to do it. Like I'm really
good at having great ideas, but then implementing them not
so much.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
No, it's hard, but keep writing it down. Yeah, your
book and I love yourself down you find the game.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, shut up, I've had a game.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm like, I don't know where these people are.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Oh you know, you know everyone I'm talking about. But
I just wanted to make sure. Okay, so we're going
to start with not who would you rather, We're gonna
start with how do you think they are? Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Okay, yeah, alrighty.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Okay, let's go to Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I think that, Yeah, I actually was.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I was.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, I mean you said, I think you said fifty three,
but I would guess between. I would actually guess more
like fifty To be honest, is that.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What you're No, that's I mean, I think it's in
the same thing.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Okay. So how old would you think eminem is? Ooh,
that's a hard one. I am going to go with
forty eight. You're okay, you have to you win because
you're like, you know it's fifty two? Is it? It's
fifty two?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Hut?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Like, oh, I did not think he was gonna I thought,
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I think if you're within five years you went.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Oh, alright, because I thought he was going to be
younger than me.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
To be honest, too, this is science. I always talk
about women's ages and no one brings up ages and
that fucking oldt fun.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, totally, okay, let's get let's get it together.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
What about let's say Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh, I'm going to go with sixty two.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Seventy years shut up, stop it about you giddy?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
No, Wow, we're gonna do is say, Well, okay, if
we back up a second, his show was like in
his prime when I was in high school.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, but he makes sense.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Honestly, was like thirty seve so I think but no.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
One ever questions men's but the age of men us?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Wow, fuck off men?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Damn all right, let's going not that that's seventies that old.
My dad is seventy five. Yeah, I'm just saying that
is like the interesting.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
So he's literally twenty years older than me and twenty
something years older than you. Yeah, which is you know,
like I don't, I feel like no one ever questions
went so we're fucking put men on?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, let's do the black all right.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
What about Denzel Washington?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Oh my god, I'm gonna go with, like, god, I
think he's almost he's seventy something too.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm gonna say, seventy two. What's your favorite sexual position?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Sixteen?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Is he really sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Had no way?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, I thought it was a little bit like I
had to think about my favorite, because it's definitely not
my favorite. I'm like, doggy, what okay?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Olkright, all right, but it's time they have the same
sexual position favorite. All right? What about Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Oh that's a really hard one, right, I'm gonna go
with sixty something sixty two, but I guess it, right, wow, exactly,
no way, yeah, because I was like, he's not seventy,
definitely not.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's fifties, okay, cool, Like, yeah, you're I mean you're okay, okay,
do good ahead yourself. All right. So what about Gerard Butler?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Oh god, fifty fifty five.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You're so good.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Fifty four is he?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I could see that because Josh is fifty four?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay, yeah, and Josh is there the night I met him.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Dancing on the beach.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Anyway. What about John Leguizonmoh god, I don't remember who
he is.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Oh wait, I got like an actor that does all
of the Oh okay, fifty eight, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
God, it's sixty four.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Oh And I honestly thought, well, I didn't think he was.
I thought he was gonna be younger.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I thought so too. I was like, he's aged really well, yes, okay,
So Antonio Banderaz.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I don't think he's seventy yet. I'm gonna go with
sixty six, sixty five. Stop, it isn't much older.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I could not find an age for line. Wow, that's
so funny. That's actually smart. Fo Yeah, how do you
even do that? I mean, I mean I'm not the
best online mastic.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Just shows which were good, right now, be like, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Everyone's like he's this no, but there's like there was
a few different like I think when you're from out
of the country, it's harder to like think I understand.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Well, wait, he was married to what's her face, and
so she is.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Young forever.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, I'm just like trying to base it off of that.
But I feel like he was younger than her.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Okay, I have a few more Okay, Okay, how old
is Hugh Jackman? Sixty two? Sixty three? Sorry, sorry, don't
say fifty six? Is he really Danson singing? And do
you like dynastic?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Okay, he looks a little bit older, yeah, like more
mature sif's.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And he's in the sun. Yeah all right, So Ryan Reynolds,
I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Go with my age forty eight.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Oh my god, you're winning this dead Orchid right next
to you, it's not, but you can.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Oh my god, you're right on that. Okay, what about
Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I think he's younger. I'm going to go with like
forty two, forty three.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I hate you really, I mean, I don't hate you
with your he's forty three.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Wow, Okay, Okay, last Ryan, Okay, lots of.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Ryan's Ryan's seacrest. Oh uh, I think he's Josh's age,
like fifty five, fifty four.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
It's going to marry you. He's forty nine?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Is he really? Yeah? Oh yeah, because he's got a
lot of jobs, really sophisticated, because he's been working for
so long. You feel like you've seen him ever. Yes,
he basically is passage. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, interesting, it's fine.
Have you watched that show?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, exactly. I'm sure you have. No one wants this
so cute.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh I'm obsessed. I know.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Did you finish it?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, so cute.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
It's like based on their real life, like David Foster,
like the kids, I know the kids, Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Aaron and Sarah only know Sarah.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
But I'm like, it's who it was Sarah, right, or
it was Aaron? Okay, because I guess she pretty sure
she dated and Marrit changed her religion, yeah, or I
don't know if he was an actual rabb i. Think
she changed it for the movie, but or the show.
It's so cute though, but it's like a real big predicament, right,
like did you If you finish it, you're like you're like,
oh my gosh, what happens?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Like literally, you're going to change your religion for someone
that's going to be the person that answers everyone's problems,
and that it's going to be your role and your
role is not going to be yours anymore.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah. Or but by the way, like hello, like being
the rabbi's wife like literally having to don't fuck up?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, I mean that's a really big deal, that's what
I'm saying. But that's her role in life is the
rabbi's wife. You don't really get to have like a
me situation and that like it would be weird, it
would be really hard. And I think that's why everyone's
relating to it and loving it.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
There's so many good shows out right now, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
And I love the actresses that they picked so perfect
when they were sitting in the couch like podcasting The
Two Blondes. I'm like, let's think Crystal. Oh my god,
reminded me of us. Okay, so let's just get into
a little bit of pop culture before I give you
another game.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay, Finn, Okay, this is not.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Pop culturey, but we'll get there in a second. Do
you think, like, honestly, if my ex husband Eddie Cibrian
wasn't an actor, that we would still be together.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh wow, that's like the craziest question ever, is it.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Huh? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Is this something that you think about.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I just thought about it today. Oh wow, No, I
think I think everything would say. I think it would
be the same, really, because I feel like he didn't react.
She wasn't doing that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Much, was he?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
No, he really was.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
He was well, I mean he's on show.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, like when you're in New York,
we're out all the time.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Without back put it this way, I think if he's
if you guys were still together, I think his career
would have done more.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Let's say he was a banker.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yeah, I still yes, I still think he I think
he was still cheating. Yes, yeah, I think that's like
I think that's him. I don't think that's okay.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Do you think? I feel like sometimes it might be
the opportunity that's given. I mean, maybe if he didn't
like saying like he had the time because he was
on a movie and or like, you know, let's say
people that travel for work meant and their husbands like
and they get that freedom. Or let's for me, let's
(24:49):
say like he has to do a sex scene with
the girl. I don't think that's going to turn him on.
He's going to go home and drink after that and
then want to finish that. Yeah, if he was a banker,
he might see a hot girl. Think about that.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Bankers have business trips too, though, No, I know, I.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Just feel like maybe it would have lasted so we
were thirteen years in, maybe it would have been like
a little longer. I just I just feel like, because
he had so money, it's like a schmorgush word, a
posty and everything at his fingertips at all times.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I think it was the I think, and I'm just
gonna think thinking in your situation, I don't think. I
think the TV shows are different than the movies, don't
you think because the TV shows it's like you're in
one place, your family's always with you. It's like you're
kind of living your regular life, give or take. I mean,
like you were always around. It's different like if you're
(25:42):
talking about it being a traveling situation and going off
on set, but you're always around.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
But he's still having sex scenes with different people, and
that's not natural if you're supposed to be monogalized person, right,
which I don't think is natural at all anymore anyway,
So I get not at me if you want, But.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I don't know. I I guess I just think knowing him,
I think that, like now what we know now about him,
I think that that's who he is inside. Yeah, I
don't think it was his profession. That's just my opinion.
If you were like yes or no, I'd say no.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
So I disagree with you. But that's yeah, listen, like
that's the beauty of having opinions. Yeah, no, one's wrong
with their opinion. And all right, speaking of that, that's
it's kind of sad that I'm hearing that Teddy Merillen
count Oh getting intovorced after thirteen years. That's crazy, is it?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I mean, I think so of the little kids, like
I know you did too, but like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I just I don't know. Why is it different? I
don't know, right, I feel like so I don't know
heard me because I know her like peripherally, like whatever,
She's fine. She's done some naughty things to me, but
I don't care because I don't know her that well.
But anyone that is obsessed with one thing, and I've
been through a relationship like this, Like I feel like
(27:01):
Teddy's kind of obsessed with reality TV, whereas like I
had an ex that was obsessed with social media. Really, yeah,
I don't remember that.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Oh that x oh I thought you meant, I don't
know what.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
He doesn't even believe in that shit?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah yeah yeah, but wait, I'm gonna say, you know
why I think it's different right off the bat, It's
because you became a housewife on TV when you were
already not with him, so no one saw him. And
I'm not going to say I got attached him. I was,
by no means attached to her husband. But her situation,
like someone like Kyle's, is you you saw this relationship
(27:37):
on TV, and she did so much social media with him,
So that's where you're like, where did this come from?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I don't think she did. I think that she personally
like I didn't see him on her social media. You
didn't the only time, like I when she started her
podcast about all things reality TV, Like it used to
upset me when my ex boy friend was like constantly
(28:02):
like obsessed with social media. So I just feel like
any kind of thing that takes you constantly away from
your partner, Like, I feel like there's a balance you
and I are like similarly, Like you're I don't have
a person right now, but you're married, but you figure
out you were at Sucker, you're at your going to weddings,
and you still can do social media, but there's no obsession.
(28:25):
Yeah yea, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
So I feel like that.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Could possibly put an end to your relationship because that's
what ended my relationship with my person. Yeah, different person
than Edi. You that I just couldn't handle the obsession
with social media. And I think, you know, also maybe
time it's just the time, thirteen years, you're either stay
together forever or you just call it a day.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I just think it's my opinion. With her not knowing her,
I just always thought it was so strange, how like
once you get however you want to call it fire,
not s back, you decide to step down. It's just
weird how she's still kind of on the fray of
it all so so intertwined, Like it's just like her
dad is.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Like famous, and so she's always been in that shadow,
and then to be so rashly open about talking about
every single show that's one. I feel.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Like it's a lot of homework.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I since she had two podcasts by the way, didn't
she start another podcast with somebody from somebody else.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Know who cares? No, I know I agree with you. No, no, no,
I'm not like I mean, possibly even that. It's like
I would want, like you want your person to leave
their workship at home, but like if you and you
are traveling, we have to do something for housewives or
whatever social media. We do it, but we come back
and we have our normal We sit down and we
don't fucking talk about that. Yeah. I know it's weird,
(29:52):
but some people are like I feel like anyone that
is overly obsessed with one thing could ruin her. That's
just me thinking out loud. I wish them well. They
do have a small children, and it sucks.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Honestly, it's I don't know, it's weird, like came out
of nowhere, not that we're paying attention, but so maybe
there were signs.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I mean, they put a press release sound, she put
it on her Instagram, so I mean, if you follow her,
you have to me.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
And by the way, did she get a facelift?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
She did. Did she need a Facebook? She did?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
That's great. Oh my god, it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
He's the first person to tell anybody if they need
or they don't need. I mean, she's absolutely stunning. I know,
what the hell did she She looks still looks amazing, but.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Like, what did she do? She did a lower facelift
and she said it was just her necklift. But she's
a lot I think there's a lot of stitches. I
think there's a lot of insecurity with a which like
I feel like maybe coming from a famous family and
a father that clearly doesn't like her, because I watched
watch Avams Live and I said something to her on
our own podcast, Well he was not happy to be
(31:12):
there and she was annoyed about that.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Dad.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, I wouldn't know that they went on together to
watch What Abbens Live?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
So yeah, you don't want to watch it. I mean,
it's unfortunate, but I feels like she's trying so hard
and I wouldn't want to be married to that. That's
said again. I wish them all well. Unfortunately Kyle's getting
to wors too, but at least they'll have each other.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah, oh my god, I mean are they even that close?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Though they are? I think they're like besties? Oh really?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Okay, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Or maybe it's her way back on the show. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Oh my god, can you imagine did your husband and
we'll take you back?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Well? I mean, who isn't getting divorced from that show?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
But I mean wait is to eat too?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Stop it that.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
There's also press release for that. Yes, oh my god,
they might as well, so sad single girls like yeah,
you know.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
What I mean.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Like, but that's.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
At the time I was the only single person on there,
and now they're all single, all of them, Erica single,
set and single. Who else is on it? Garcel's single,
Kyle's now single. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I like to see the relationships, so, but like, can
we just talk about New York really quick? So I
just caught up this afternoon with New York. I love
the fashion, I love the city it I think, And
it's so funny because the girls that I was on
Legacy with, they were all like, they should have called
it a different show. It should be a different show.
It's a different show. It is it needs to be,
and I totally love it. I think they're all awesome.
(32:38):
I think they handpicked the characters, characters, the women perfectly.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
They are characters.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Okay, okay, second.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Seas, First of all, you know, generally personally.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Can I just say Jenna is the goat, like I swear,
like in terms of fashion, you guys don't even understand,
Like she literally put J Crew on the map like
she is in It's incredible, just her fashion sense, her style,
everything She's honestly like, I feel like she's like, you know, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Obsessed with that. I know before I honestly didn't know
how she was just like that because yeah, I'm just
I mean, I modeled, I went, I did my ship,
and I did not care.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
So I did fit modeling in New York for years
and Jenna was always in every room and she was
so sweet. She used to give me discount cards, which
was back in the day. I discounted j Crow. It
was huge, and then like I would see her after
I was on The Housewives on my like in between
everything before she was a Housewives, I'd always see her
in Soho. She'd always say Hi, Kristen. She was always
(33:36):
so nice. She's really lovely.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I would have sex with her because I don't know
what she's wearing now and putting like things on her pumples.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm like, oh, she's yeah, huky, but like very fashion
forward and stylish in New York.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
She's also got like a wall up, like I'm not
going to engage with you, crazy bitch. Yeah yeah, yeah, totally,
Like I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
One hundred percent gives so. But I that being said,
I do wonder what her motive is for being on
the show, because I personally don't think she needs it,
Like that's my opinion because nobody needs it.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
But I think it is because I've been in fashion
as well for a long time, and you have like
we all know the Johnna Karen's of this and the
people that run ship, Like I personally never heard a
Grenalines and I'm in fashion. Yeah, so yeah, like it's
maybe she wants her notoriety time, like she's run this
ship and run this town for a long time, and
(34:30):
no one knows who the fuck she is unless you're
in fashion in New York okay, the rest of America
for the world. Yeah yeah, So that's like, let's just
maybe it's her time to be like listen, I started
this ship. Yeah, I don't know, the fantish just ship. Yeah,
and like that's it because I think that, like again,
(34:50):
and this is not anything taken away from her, but
if you didn't tell me who she.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Was, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
No, I get it, but I also sit in New
York for like six years. I wasn't like there, I
was face there.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
So on that same note, so don't you feel like
some of the girls are starting to break down? It's
like that second season. First seasons all smoking mirrors. Second season,
it's like, this is really who you are? You guys
are the freaking is it Jess with the whole makeovers,
only with.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
The teeth her teeth?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I mean, don't get me wrong, you guys, do not
get me wrong. I think she looks incredible, but it's
like holy transformation and she sold me to her husband.
I'm like, girl, you gotta be careful with that shit
because that husband's forever and this show is a flash forever,
this show. Okay, whatever, got to tell your husband? Okay,
(35:40):
I'm just saying, you know, I'm I'm speaking from experience
here and I know that you are too, but I'm
saying like, in terms of being on a show still
remaining married, it's like you got to be careful because
those producers will be like, poke your husband, do this,
do that? Like do this with your husband, rat on
your husband, do this. It's like, girl, you gotta be
careful because it.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Looks like John for Anderson, she's got something. She's trying
to go after her husband. I know. Aaron, Oh my god,
By the way, I don't know. Can I tell you?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I literally was like like, positive rewound it, and I
was like, is she literally throwing her Like she's willingly
throwing It's not like someone else came out and said,
oh my god, girl, guess what happened?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
She saw a twinkle in her eyes she was I
was like, what is she setting up?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
She's setting something up? Right, She's like all right, like
I'm gonna leave them, or like she's happening.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Truth, she's setting him up for somebody be hated. Yeah,
and here it is so weird, which is its sound,
because I don't I don't want to watch marriages fall apart. No,
I just don't. No, no, no, no, no, Like I
like when people are together and they have each other's back.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
And like okay, and then like and then what's what's
the other girl's name? Who's so darn cute? Who's like
to me, she's like that the prettiest so cute.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, she's you.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
She you know who she is though she's the you,
but she's the she's the you, California you. But she
is the New York Oh my god, from my show Sonya.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
She's the Sonya.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
She's like early, She's like the younger sonyaxactly, Yeah, Brinn.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I do not find Sonya within britt. No.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
But I'm saying like being like like promiscuous and like
flirty and fun and fat. Yeah, I got okay.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
So she's point.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
She is, of course she's on point. She's so upset
with everybody keeps keeps asking her, like the whole like
radio show situation with the interview with all the crap,
not saying names, and she's like everybody, she's mad because
people are questioning what she does for a living and
how she has over you guys, I'm sorry, New York
City is expensive. That apartment is like six grand, seven grand,
(37:42):
eight grand a month.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Girls, And I kept on asking you outside of a podcast,
what does she do? How is she getting alayah?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Like, how she ran that totally?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Why is she going here? That was my question? And
that first she can't get mad when And by the way,
you're on Really Need TV and you're cute ast fuck
and you're sassy as buck and you know it. Get
ready to get hated. Yeah, questioned to death because we
really still you say you're a pr person or you're
a marketer, we still don't see it. Yeah, we still
(38:11):
don't know what you're doing totally. So it's not like
the Crazy House Sizes anymore. It's like that next level
because I personally think how sizes is done. I feel
like everyone does the same thing. They need to rename
rebrand totally, that's it, because it's just not the same.
It's just like it should be just called middle age. Okay,
(38:33):
so I have Okay, we're going to finish it up
real quick. I'm making sure we're recording stuff I'm going
to do a couple. Who would you rather?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
I'm gonna know who these people are, right, maybe if
I know you know?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Okay, Yeah, we're still recording, all right, yeah, oh my god,
we've been recording in a long time. Okay, so I
only have all we have Ben Affleck or Ben's Stiller.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Oh god, afflick.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Okay, it was both. It was hard on either side, right,
Adris or Lenny Kravits.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Okay, I'm gonna go with Idris? Did I say, okay, no,
because I gotta tell you. Did you see the picture
of Lenny Kravit's in leather pants?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
That was just weird? No? I saw the picture of
him squatting on the stage with his d to the left.
I'm to the right, really intense. I love it. I'm
not mad. And we had like a full on conversation
with your friend. God, I was with your friends from
New York and he was over my left shoulder with
the Rench teenagers. I'm pretty sure it was like his
kid daughters. Okay, okay, okay, so all right, anyway, I
(39:37):
love them both. Yeah, but I guess it's not I'm
gonna have to pick Lenny for me, really, Yes, all right,
So justin Bieber or justin Timberlake.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Oh god, I know Bieber Timberly kind of threw me
off that whole weird like, who freaking sorry in this
day and age.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Rich, No, but it happens.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
It's the Hamptons. And by the way, that rich you
should have a driver, I mean, but it's also the
Hampton's it's a little different. I can't explain it to you,
guys if you've ever been to the Hampton, because there's
so much drunk driving going on there and it really is.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
No, it's a joke. What was the joke that Billy Joel? No, totally.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
I was with a friend and she was like, so,
are you going to drive tonight? Am I going to
drive today? Are we going to get a driver? Or
are we going to just Billy joel it?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
She was kidding.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
I was kidding.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
I've never really joled it. She told me this, it's
like a thing, huh.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
And then I had to look it up because I'm like,
I don't really go to the Hampton. Oh my god,
it's lived there in the summers and I was like,
what do you mean, And I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
It's like a whole thing.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
It's like, are we going to Billy joel it tonight?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Or do you want to get a cab?
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I'm a young girl. You live in that day.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
You'll say, okay, last one. And this is like, so
Bradley could we're a brad Pitt Cooper. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I would say neither for me. Oh really, Bradley Cooper?
Yeah no, no, okay, So this is the last time
we're gonna end up on it? Okay, end up on it.
I hope we're not gonna end up all right, Andy
(41:15):
Cohen or Anderson Cooper?
Speaker 3 (41:18):
God, neither, but Cooper. You have to pick Cooper Cooper.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I would do Cooper Cooper, yeah, because Athy's not that
weird cough that's been going on for a year. Seriously, Honestly,
I've been watching Watch Labs and it's like he's always coughing.
Like I don't want whatever.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
I just feel like Cooper kind of I feel like
he could kind of go as he seems a little
bit straighter. I just like that his mom was so like, yeah,
come on, totally yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
So, and I don't want to cough anyway.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Welcome, You're welcome people, We're back. Christian and Carroll takeman.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
But she always says Christian, Christian Elizabeth Carroll takeman.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Brandy wanted Plainwell, yes we are out.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
And thank you so much for listening. Do you have
any last minute thoughts?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Not really no either, Bye, bitches.
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is Brandy Glanville on the film Welcome to Brandy Glanville.
I'm filtered. I'm here with my best day of over
twenty years is so crazy and happy anniversary, right, thank you.
Twenty years of marriage.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Twenty years I've known you, yeah, twenty five. I know
all those where she fucked you know, right or just
oh my god. I just have this Gus. I just
have this memory of you just being like, have you
met anybody yet? And I'm just like no, And You're like,
have you been out?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
And I was like no.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
She's like, get your ass off the couch and get
out there. You're not going to meet anybody at home
on the couch.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yes, And then you were out and you were about
and you made you hot? Y I did. I don't
just take my gum out.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, definitely take it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Is that a smell?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Is it grape gum?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
No? It's watermelone.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And that's why I had the best trick or treaders
that came back like four times. Oh my god, Brandy,
I feel so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We've never had a trick or treater ever, Like to
the point where I was like, I'm against the candy
right now. I'm like, I'll eat it because I always
eat it, so it's like, screw it. We've never had
a tree ever ever, one time since living here had
a trick or treater. We're sitting there, the kids are out,
Josh and I are in the kitchen. I go, oh
my god, what's that noise? And he goes I think
somebody says the door.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And Josh goes just ignore it.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I was like, my can he opened the door and
said we had no candy?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I feel so bad.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I fucking called you that day.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You did, Yeah, do you want over and pass out candy?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Here?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You're one family.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I was like, oh my god, come back next year
a humfull sized bars. She's like, no, I'm probably go
with my mother in laws, and I'm like, we lived
like four minutes. So I just wanted to leave my
house because last year I had one trick or tree,
you know, and I did not buy candy. But luckily
for the fucking children on my block, I've been buying
(01:55):
vintage bubble gom Oh is that what you were just chewing?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Stop it?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yes, because I have to chew them all day to
like make the muscles in my face like drain. It's
such a long story, but I was like, oh, ship,
I had someone hilarious. I cannot I did chuck your
treat dressed as me.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Stop it?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Not a child. She was like a teenage so I answer.
I dressed up like a little cat, like I always right.
I just like drew some paint hommage. Yes, she had
under eye patches, stop it, and a bad one wig.
I thought she was like a football player.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
She's like, Brandy, we love you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'm like, oh shit, everyone knows that their but oh
my god, it's so crazy al the fact. But it
did make my pot.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh my god, that's so funny. No, it's actually yeah,
it's kind of amazing. You get a picture.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, but I gave her to like bubbles like these
are vintage bubble tape. Great. You can't even get that. Ship.
You are so funny, you know. So I'm like, here
you go. A couple of came back for more. But
I was okay with that. I was like, oh my god.
And then I talked to my ex boyfriend DJ oh
(03:07):
wow for like two hours. Why well we're friends? Oh
okay you are? Yeah? No, it was just like weird
because generally, like Halloween, he usually has a party and
then all of those like you get those memory things.
You've got to hate those. Oh my god, I love them,
but I tell you and I like, oh we were yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm super cue and that was like last year.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, super super cud. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Christinat had like a peel on her face.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
So I'm not going to do this thing to you
that I'm doing to you like doing to me. I
got this Peter Thomas rosta and you put it on
your face. Okay, I can't because you just like like
a what do you call it, uh peel? Yeah, yeah,
a chemical peel. Yeah, A sudden like a light one.
But I think you have to do it when your
(03:55):
skin's like not pumped. I like, my skin's a little
chump tice now because I did when yesterday. But if
I put this on what you're here, I'm going to Okay,
you're gonna see what I normally look like without this swelling.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
What is it? What is the moss?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Exactly my point. I would love to know what.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh okay, well we'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm to put her on and then we're gonna talk okay,
and then we're gonna You're gonna be likely. I mean
you might not say osha, you might say that doesn't work. Okay,
Oh my god, you're so funny.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh I have a video.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay. So first of all, I was thinking, okay, you know,
I was watching this movie. We were talking yesterday about
like what what to watch?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Right, So I've watched everything, so wow, that's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And by the way, I'm watching what you told me
to watch. It's insane. So good?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Are we not saying the name of it? No? I
mean yeah, it's called Disclaimer. It's got insane. So Josh
and I are watching it together. We freaked out last
night because we totally caught up and we like wanted.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
More and more.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm not caught up, so I want the second one.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But like her tits like she's hot.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Hot. I was like what, Yeah, okay, so this is
my question.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I read notes. Imagine Yes, if you were Kate Blanchett
and you had to pick my dog's rip stars, I
locked them up for you.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
She doesn't like it, just saying.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
She's a cat lady.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I am a total girl. So, if you are Kate Blanchett,
who's like like the best actress, the most beautiful girl ever,
and you had to pick who would play you as
a younger you, who would you like? Think about it
in the world of like, let's say I actually looked
up all their ages, all of the women's ages, and
(05:40):
then I realized why am I looking at none of
the men's ages? So I did. But we'll get to that.
So if you had to pick someone to play you
in a movie, if you were a movie star as
a younger, I mean I younger, I know, is like
she's almost like a like a I'm on street. Yeah,
(06:02):
you pick something? Yeah, no, I know. Oh my god.
First all, who is that blonde? I don't know, but
she's saying.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I mean, by the way, did it not make you
want to run out and get a red bikini?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
No, it made me want to have sex.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I know, totally with like the body what I think
I've been there.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You guys have to watch this show immediately it's on
Apple and then oh my god, and then message Randy because.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's so good. It's so good. It's so good.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
No, but can I tell you it's like, don't you
just sit there and think to yourself, like, what is
the big deal? Like, I don't understand quite why.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
She's in trouble. I'm only on the second episode.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, girl, you told me yesterday. Oh my god, catch up.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I had to do other I've been watching another thing,
watch like the Margaret or the Martha Stewart Show.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Okay, so the first thing I think is Margot Robbie.
But like we're the I think we're the same age.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So that's it. I look at her age. We won't like,
I don't want to here's the thing I want to like,
women are so object object.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
To five Yeah, yeah, yeah totally.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I feel like we're not going to mention women's ages
because I did look up all these women's ages last night,
and then I was like, who cares? Yeah, yeah, we're
gorgeous whatever. But I agree with you. She was Barbie, Yes,
but I think you have to even go younger. I know,
I don't even know younger people. And I had back
girls on her, I mean probably late twenties.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah it's not really thirty thirty. Yeah totally, but.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's not who we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, you know what I mean, I've got to think
about it and get back to you because I can't.
I'm no longer I know no, No, I'm just saying
we even within the podcast, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yah.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Who's your got that?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well? I don't know because I just wrote this down
like five minutes ago, because.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I was watching her before you got here.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh my god. I was like, oh my god, like, oh,
I realized that they were just do the same person.
Then I realized, how would you pick that person? Oh?
I know, Well, why do you do you think she picked?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
You don't think it's like it's Kate bunch. You think
she picked.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I think that she had to say. Yeah. If she
did not pick for herself, she definitely if she never say,
she wouldn't have done it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Period, here's a good crazy part.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And then you could like twist it into having like
teenage boys like how we have like and that's a
whole nother thing too, Like we're gonna have to circle
back after you finish it, because that's the whole thing.
It's literally like this young hottie gets into this relationship
with this like super impressionable. Well you know that because
of the preview, but like what happens, it's interesting how
(08:31):
his parents are. Now, what's happening in the show because
of how the parents feel, and we're essentially right now
the parents a teenage boy. And that's the trippy part.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So let's talk about our teenage boys and your teenage
she's a teenager now. Yeah, well she's twelve. Yeah, I
mean so I was Soake, Jake's the only one here now,
So Jake's here, Mason's twenty one. That's crazy, I know,
Oh my god. And this okay, so this like I'm
(09:00):
transitioning all over the place because I need to get
this out of my head because I'm a crackhead. So
Mason just lives at this dad full time for the
most part, because he has his own like wing of
the house, take an entrance and actually gout seeing anyone,
and I understand it. But him and his girlfriend Sarah
shout out to the Irish. I love her. Yeah that time.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
She's really sweet.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, they're really cute together.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh my god. Yeah, So they come over for Sunday.
They always go over for dinner, except for today, like
they were hungover from that. Oh yeah, to hear my
son though, tell me that he was hungover. I almost
wanted to get mad, but then I realized.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
He was I can't even imagine he's twenty one. No,
it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But I was like, yeah, but they're growing up crazy
and we're.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Not totally I know, it's really scary.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
There's no way of a twenty one year old. But
so we were sitting here and we were watching the Voice, okay,
and I'm going all over the place, but we're watching
the Voice, and I'm like, you know me, I'm a
super fan of Gwenny, you are and this Snoopy stoop Dog.
So I was like, oh my god. Yeah, like I
grew up with them, yea, and Mason and Jake was
(10:16):
here with his girlfriend she We will not speak about
that because allowed to, okay, but yeah, so it was
like two girlfriends, two dogs, two boys, myself, the cook,
the cleaner, and all the shit. So I was saying, yeah,
I grew up on Gwenny and Snoop and they were like, well,
(10:37):
how old do you think she is? I don't know
who said it, Oh, like one of the boys said
it about Gwen and I'm like, I know she's a
few years older than me. And they were like, no
way she is, but you and I know this, but
my kids are throwing me under the bus and that
was that. They're like, no, way, like like she's way young.
(10:58):
I'm like, so I had a look.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Round, like he's on TV with great light hair and
makeupfold works.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Guess what, Like, I want to look like her for
a couple of years. But we're not that far part.
I'm just saying I grew up on her and we're
like three years apart. But the kids so we So
Mason and Jake were looking at ages and they looked
up Gwenny I think it was like fifty four and
they're like, shut up because I'm fifty one. I'm like, yeah,
go fuck yourself, assholes.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah totally.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And then they were like, how the snoop dog I go,
I think we're the same age, looked him up fifty
three fifty four, and I'm like like, I don't know why.
I mean, I know when I was little, thinking of
someone in their thirties or forties, then oh oh totally.
But to have my kids sit here and believe that
I was older than the people on TV, I'm like,
(11:45):
we all grew up at the same time.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I'm like, fuck you, but it is.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It is weird that now, like everyone's in their fifties
and no one actually realizes it because people are keeping up.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, hello, hello, hello hello.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I mean I think we all. I mean I will
be once I'm back to normal now. But that made
me think, okay, go fuck yourself, not you. Okay, Well
I have notes all over the place. One second. Okay,
So you know how they do these things like on
TMD where they are like who would you rather? Oh God,
who'd you rather? What have I mean? So it's always
(12:23):
women who would you rather like have sex with? Like
you know, they show these hot girls like it's like
Kylie Jenner versus like you know, Kendall Jenner or whatever.
It's so wrong, like it's so wrong. But they rarely
do a guy situation seriously, Nope, not ever. And those
those tissues have lotion in that okay, because you're wearing grasses. Okay.
(12:45):
So I'm going to give you a game. Good Okay,
are you excited? If not, I'm excited for my game
and my scribbling. So and I also wrote the little
song I said a lot of time group. Okay, so
we're not going to do who would you? Yeah, we're
gonna who would you rather first.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Okay, God, I hope I know how these people are.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You do you do?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Because I do?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Because I don't know who half the people are that
are that we're talking about. Okay, so tell me how
you how you've been.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm looking for it.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
But Cash just dyed his hair Tiger. It's white tigris.
Oh my god, that's cute.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I'm gonna show you picture on the game.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah no, no, I have the game.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
So he has been going back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I just like, well, I was going to say cougar,
cougar head, but is that it's like it looks like
it's tiger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So it's like a
white tiger. It's kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
He's gonna be he's gonna love that till his hair
starts falling out.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Oh my god, Oh you mean like no, in general,
like I was with the bleaching.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Why do we know?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I was looking into this the other day, I've done
too much Like down there Agres hole. Yeah, why like
in California, our hair is falling out men and women, Okay,
stonder than any other the water. I don't know. They're
saying it's like nanotech shit that what does that have
to mean.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm still trying to figure it out. And so I
was seeing my dog's upstairs. Okay, let's just do a
little catch up with you. Tell me what you've been doing,
where you've been traveling, Morocco, we know this, Oh my god,
(14:37):
that was so long ago.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Wedding in France, which was amazing in August. Not much
after that, it's kind of been slow. Soccer season is starting,
which I know you're like, gag me, I don't care.
The high school soccer season starting, which means snackshock.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I would snackshock like you.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Okay, you're the queen of snackshaw. Oh my god, I'm
obsessed with my snackshack. And then we're thinking, well, we're
going to art bozzle. You were going to art bozzle, yes,
in Miami, and I don't I think I'm gonna have
to cancel it. I don't know if I'm gonna be
able to make it. It's gonna be too much.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And you can go. You think so I think that
you can handle anything. You're like, the dogs are driving
me down stage now, but you can one million percent
make it. Okay, Yeah, it might only be for to night.
And Christien's like, I'm going to this one thing and
then I'll get like forty five pictures of different dresses.
Oh my god for me to pick. And I'm the
(15:35):
worst at fashion. Oh you know what I wanted to
tell you.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
You know what I started doing again. I started back
up with Rent the Runway. Yeah, I was off of
it for like four years and now I'm back and
it's kind of giving me new life. I was like,
I can't spend all this money stuff anymore, I know,
and you know, I'm like, I'm like reselling stuff again,
so like I want to do so.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I was thinking, I have all these great thoughts while
I sit in my house for two years. Yeah, about
starting like an online shop of shit I wore on house.
I was that people might want, Yeah, and like I
just don't know how to do it. Like I'm really
good at having great ideas, but then implementing them not
so much.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
No, it's hard, but keep writing it down. Yeah, your
book and I love yourself down you find the game.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, shut up, I've had a game.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm like, I don't know where these people are.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Oh you know, you know everyone I'm talking about. But
I just wanted to make sure. Okay, so we're going
to start with not who would you rather, We're gonna
start with how do you think they are? Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Okay, yeah, alrighty.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Okay, let's go to Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I think that, Yeah, I actually was.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I was.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, I mean you said, I think you said fifty three,
but I would guess between. I would actually guess more
like fifty To be honest, is that.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What you're No, that's I mean, I think it's in
the same thing.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Okay. So how old would you think eminem is? Ooh,
that's a hard one. I am going to go with
forty eight. You're okay, you have to you win because
you're like, you know it's fifty two? Is it? It's
fifty two?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Hut?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Like, oh, I did not think he was gonna I thought,
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I think if you're within five years you went.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Oh, alright, because I thought he was going to be
younger than me.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
To be honest, too, this is science. I always talk
about women's ages and no one brings up ages and
that fucking oldt fun.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, totally, okay, let's get let's get it together.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
What about let's say Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh, I'm going to go with sixty two.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Seventy years shut up, stop it about you giddy?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
No, Wow, we're gonna do is say, Well, okay, if
we back up a second, his show was like in
his prime when I was in high school.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, but he makes sense.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Honestly, was like thirty seve so I think but no.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
One ever questions men's but the age of men us?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Wow, fuck off men?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Damn all right, let's going not that that's seventies that old.
My dad is seventy five. Yeah, I'm just saying that
is like the interesting.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
So he's literally twenty years older than me and twenty
something years older than you. Yeah, which is you know,
like I don't, I feel like no one ever questions
went so we're fucking put men on?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, let's do the black all right.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
What about Denzel Washington?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Oh my god, I'm gonna go with, like, god, I
think he's almost he's seventy something too.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm gonna say, seventy two. What's your favorite sexual position?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Sixteen?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Is he really sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Had no way?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, I thought it was a little bit like I
had to think about my favorite, because it's definitely not
my favorite. I'm like, doggy, what okay?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Olkright, all right, but it's time they have the same
sexual position favorite. All right? What about Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Oh that's a really hard one, right, I'm gonna go
with sixty something sixty two, but I guess it, right, wow, exactly,
no way, yeah, because I was like, he's not seventy,
definitely not.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's fifties, okay, cool, Like, yeah, you're I mean you're okay, okay,
do good ahead yourself. All right. So what about Gerard Butler?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Oh god, fifty fifty five.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You're so good.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Fifty four is he?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I could see that because Josh is fifty four?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay, yeah, and Josh is there the night I met him.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Dancing on the beach.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Anyway. What about John Leguizonmoh god, I don't remember who
he is.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Oh wait, I got like an actor that does all
of the Oh okay, fifty eight, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
God, it's sixty four.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Oh And I honestly thought, well, I didn't think he was.
I thought he was gonna be younger.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I thought so too. I was like, he's aged really well, yes, okay,
So Antonio Banderaz.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I don't think he's seventy yet. I'm gonna go with
sixty six, sixty five. Stop, it isn't much older.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I could not find an age for line. Wow, that's
so funny. That's actually smart. Fo Yeah, how do you
even do that? I mean, I mean I'm not the
best online mastic.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Just shows which were good, right now, be like, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Everyone's like he's this no, but there's like there was
a few different like I think when you're from out
of the country, it's harder to like think I understand.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Well, wait, he was married to what's her face, and
so she is.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Young forever.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, I'm just like trying to base it off of that.
But I feel like he was younger than her.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Okay, I have a few more Okay, Okay, how old
is Hugh Jackman? Sixty two? Sixty three? Sorry, sorry, don't
say fifty six? Is he really Danson singing? And do
you like dynastic?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Okay, he looks a little bit older, yeah, like more
mature sif's.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And he's in the sun. Yeah all right, So Ryan Reynolds,
I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Go with my age forty eight.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Oh my god, you're winning this dead Orchid right next
to you, it's not, but you can.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Oh my god, you're right on that. Okay, what about
Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I think he's younger. I'm going to go with like
forty two, forty three.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I hate you really, I mean, I don't hate you
with your he's forty three.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Wow, Okay, Okay, last Ryan, Okay, lots of.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Ryan's Ryan's seacrest. Oh uh, I think he's Josh's age,
like fifty five, fifty four.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
It's going to marry you. He's forty nine?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Is he really? Yeah? Oh yeah, because he's got a
lot of jobs, really sophisticated, because he's been working for
so long. You feel like you've seen him ever. Yes,
he basically is passage. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, interesting, it's fine.
Have you watched that show?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, exactly. I'm sure you have. No one wants this
so cute.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh I'm obsessed. I know.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Did you finish it?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, so cute.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
It's like based on their real life, like David Foster,
like the kids, I know the kids, Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Aaron and Sarah only know Sarah.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
But I'm like, it's who it was Sarah, right, or
it was Aaron? Okay, because I guess she pretty sure
she dated and Marrit changed her religion, yeah, or I
don't know if he was an actual rabb i. Think
she changed it for the movie, but or the show.
It's so cute though, but it's like a real big predicament, right,
like did you If you finish it, you're like you're like,
oh my gosh, what happens?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Like literally, you're going to change your religion for someone
that's going to be the person that answers everyone's problems,
and that it's going to be your role and your
role is not going to be yours anymore.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah. Or but by the way, like hello, like being
the rabbi's wife like literally having to don't fuck up?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, I mean that's a really big deal, that's what
I'm saying. But that's her role in life is the
rabbi's wife. You don't really get to have like a
me situation and that like it would be weird, it
would be really hard. And I think that's why everyone's
relating to it and loving it.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
There's so many good shows out right now, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
And I love the actresses that they picked so perfect
when they were sitting in the couch like podcasting The
Two Blondes. I'm like, let's think Crystal. Oh my god,
reminded me of us. Okay, so let's just get into
a little bit of pop culture before I give you
another game.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay, Finn, Okay, this is not.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Pop culturey, but we'll get there in a second. Do
you think, like, honestly, if my ex husband Eddie Cibrian
wasn't an actor, that we would still be together.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh wow, that's like the craziest question ever, is it.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Huh? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Is this something that you think about.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I just thought about it today. Oh wow, No, I
think I think everything would say. I think it would
be the same, really, because I feel like he didn't react.
She wasn't doing that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Much, was he?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
No, he really was.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
He was well, I mean he's on show.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, like when you're in New York,
we're out all the time.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Without back put it this way, I think if he's
if you guys were still together, I think his career
would have done more.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Let's say he was a banker.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yeah, I still yes, I still think he I think
he was still cheating. Yes, yeah, I think that's like
I think that's him. I don't think that's okay.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Do you think? I feel like sometimes it might be
the opportunity that's given. I mean, maybe if he didn't
like saying like he had the time because he was
on a movie and or like, you know, let's say
people that travel for work meant and their husbands like
and they get that freedom. Or let's for me, let's
(24:49):
say like he has to do a sex scene with
the girl. I don't think that's going to turn him on.
He's going to go home and drink after that and
then want to finish that. Yeah, if he was a banker,
he might see a hot girl. Think about that.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Bankers have business trips too, though, No, I know, I.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Just feel like maybe it would have lasted so we
were thirteen years in, maybe it would have been like
a little longer. I just I just feel like, because
he had so money, it's like a schmorgush word, a
posty and everything at his fingertips at all times.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I think it was the I think, and I'm just
gonna think thinking in your situation, I don't think. I
think the TV shows are different than the movies, don't
you think because the TV shows it's like you're in
one place, your family's always with you. It's like you're
kind of living your regular life, give or take. I mean,
like you were always around. It's different like if you're
(25:42):
talking about it being a traveling situation and going off
on set, but you're always around.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
But he's still having sex scenes with different people, and
that's not natural if you're supposed to be monogalized person, right,
which I don't think is natural at all anymore anyway,
So I get not at me if you want, But.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I don't know. I I guess I just think knowing him,
I think that, like now what we know now about him,
I think that that's who he is inside. Yeah, I
don't think it was his profession. That's just my opinion.
If you were like yes or no, I'd say no.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
So I disagree with you. But that's yeah, listen, like
that's the beauty of having opinions. Yeah, no, one's wrong
with their opinion. And all right, speaking of that, that's
it's kind of sad that I'm hearing that Teddy Merillen
count Oh getting intovorced after thirteen years. That's crazy, is it?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I mean, I think so of the little kids, like
I know you did too, but like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I just I don't know. Why is it different? I
don't know, right, I feel like so I don't know
heard me because I know her like peripherally, like whatever,
She's fine. She's done some naughty things to me, but
I don't care because I don't know her that well.
But anyone that is obsessed with one thing, and I've
been through a relationship like this, Like I feel like
(27:01):
Teddy's kind of obsessed with reality TV, whereas like I
had an ex that was obsessed with social media. Really, yeah,
I don't remember that.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Oh that x oh I thought you meant, I don't
know what.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
He doesn't even believe in that shit?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah yeah yeah, but wait, I'm gonna say, you know
why I think it's different right off the bat, It's
because you became a housewife on TV when you were
already not with him, so no one saw him. And
I'm not going to say I got attached him. I was,
by no means attached to her husband. But her situation,
like someone like Kyle's, is you you saw this relationship
(27:37):
on TV, and she did so much social media with him,
So that's where you're like, where did this come from?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I don't think she did. I think that she personally
like I didn't see him on her social media. You
didn't the only time, like I when she started her
podcast about all things reality TV, Like it used to
upset me when my ex boy friend was like constantly
(28:02):
like obsessed with social media. So I just feel like
any kind of thing that takes you constantly away from
your partner, Like, I feel like there's a balance you
and I are like similarly, Like you're I don't have
a person right now, but you're married, but you figure
out you were at Sucker, you're at your going to weddings,
and you still can do social media, but there's no obsession.
(28:25):
Yeah yea, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
So I feel like that.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Could possibly put an end to your relationship because that's
what ended my relationship with my person. Yeah, different person
than Edi. You that I just couldn't handle the obsession
with social media. And I think, you know, also maybe
time it's just the time, thirteen years, you're either stay
together forever or you just call it a day.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I just think it's my opinion. With her not knowing her,
I just always thought it was so strange, how like
once you get however you want to call it fire,
not s back, you decide to step down. It's just
weird how she's still kind of on the fray of
it all so so intertwined, Like it's just like her
dad is.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Like famous, and so she's always been in that shadow,
and then to be so rashly open about talking about
every single show that's one. I feel.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Like it's a lot of homework.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I since she had two podcasts by the way, didn't
she start another podcast with somebody from somebody else.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Know who cares? No, I know I agree with you. No, no, no,
I'm not like I mean, possibly even that. It's like
I would want, like you want your person to leave
their workship at home, but like if you and you
are traveling, we have to do something for housewives or
whatever social media. We do it, but we come back
and we have our normal We sit down and we
don't fucking talk about that. Yeah. I know it's weird,
(29:52):
but some people are like I feel like anyone that
is overly obsessed with one thing could ruin her. That's
just me thinking out loud. I wish them well. They
do have a small children, and it sucks.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Honestly, it's I don't know, it's weird, like came out
of nowhere, not that we're paying attention, but so maybe
there were signs.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I mean, they put a press release sound, she put
it on her Instagram, so I mean, if you follow her,
you have to me.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
And by the way, did she get a facelift?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
She did. Did she need a Facebook? She did?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
That's great. Oh my god, it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
He's the first person to tell anybody if they need
or they don't need. I mean, she's absolutely stunning. I know,
what the hell did she She looks still looks amazing, but.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Like, what did she do? She did a lower facelift
and she said it was just her necklift. But she's
a lot I think there's a lot of stitches. I
think there's a lot of insecurity with a which like
I feel like maybe coming from a famous family and
a father that clearly doesn't like her, because I watched
watch Avams Live and I said something to her on
our own podcast, Well he was not happy to be
(31:12):
there and she was annoyed about that.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Dad.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, I wouldn't know that they went on together to
watch What Abbens Live?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
So yeah, you don't want to watch it. I mean,
it's unfortunate, but I feels like she's trying so hard
and I wouldn't want to be married to that. That's
said again. I wish them all well. Unfortunately Kyle's getting
to wors too, but at least they'll have each other.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah, oh my god, I mean are they even that close?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Though they are? I think they're like besties? Oh really?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Okay, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Or maybe it's her way back on the show. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Oh my god, can you imagine did your husband and
we'll take you back?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Well? I mean, who isn't getting divorced from that show?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
But I mean wait is to eat too?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Stop it that.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
There's also press release for that. Yes, oh my god,
they might as well, so sad single girls like yeah,
you know.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
What I mean.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Like, but that's.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
At the time I was the only single person on there,
and now they're all single, all of them, Erica single,
set and single. Who else is on it? Garcel's single,
Kyle's now single. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I like to see the relationships, so, but like, can
we just talk about New York really quick? So I
just caught up this afternoon with New York. I love
the fashion, I love the city it I think, And
it's so funny because the girls that I was on
Legacy with, they were all like, they should have called
it a different show. It should be a different show.
It's a different show. It is it needs to be,
and I totally love it. I think they're all awesome.
(32:38):
I think they handpicked the characters, characters, the women perfectly.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
They are characters.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Okay, okay, second.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Seas, First of all, you know, generally personally.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Can I just say Jenna is the goat, like I swear,
like in terms of fashion, you guys don't even understand,
Like she literally put J Crew on the map like
she is in It's incredible, just her fashion sense, her style,
everything She's honestly like, I feel like she's like, you know, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Obsessed with that. I know before I honestly didn't know
how she was just like that because yeah, I'm just
I mean, I modeled, I went, I did my ship,
and I did not care.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
So I did fit modeling in New York for years
and Jenna was always in every room and she was
so sweet. She used to give me discount cards, which
was back in the day. I discounted j Crow. It
was huge, and then like I would see her after
I was on The Housewives on my like in between
everything before she was a Housewives, I'd always see her
in Soho. She'd always say Hi, Kristen. She was always
(33:36):
so nice. She's really lovely.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I would have sex with her because I don't know
what she's wearing now and putting like things on her pumples.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm like, oh, she's yeah, huky, but like very fashion
forward and stylish in New York.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
She's also got like a wall up, like I'm not
going to engage with you, crazy bitch. Yeah yeah, yeah, totally,
Like I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
One hundred percent gives so. But I that being said,
I do wonder what her motive is for being on
the show, because I personally don't think she needs it,
Like that's my opinion because nobody needs it.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
But I think it is because I've been in fashion
as well for a long time, and you have like
we all know the Johnna Karen's of this and the
people that run ship, Like I personally never heard a
Grenalines and I'm in fashion. Yeah, so yeah, like it's
maybe she wants her notoriety time, like she's run this
ship and run this town for a long time, and
(34:30):
no one knows who the fuck she is unless you're
in fashion in New York okay, the rest of America
for the world. Yeah yeah, So that's like, let's just
maybe it's her time to be like listen, I started
this ship. Yeah, I don't know, the fantish just ship. Yeah,
and like that's it because I think that, like again,
(34:50):
and this is not anything taken away from her, but
if you didn't tell me who she.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Was, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
No, I get it, but I also sit in New
York for like six years. I wasn't like there, I
was face there.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
So on that same note, so don't you feel like
some of the girls are starting to break down? It's
like that second season. First seasons all smoking mirrors. Second season,
it's like, this is really who you are? You guys
are the freaking is it Jess with the whole makeovers,
only with.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
The teeth her teeth?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I mean, don't get me wrong, you guys, do not
get me wrong. I think she looks incredible, but it's
like holy transformation and she sold me to her husband.
I'm like, girl, you gotta be careful with that shit
because that husband's forever and this show is a flash forever,
this show. Okay, whatever, got to tell your husband? Okay,
(35:40):
I'm just saying, you know, I'm I'm speaking from experience
here and I know that you are too, but I'm
saying like, in terms of being on a show still
remaining married, it's like you got to be careful because
those producers will be like, poke your husband, do this,
do that? Like do this with your husband, rat on
your husband, do this. It's like, girl, you gotta be
careful because it.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Looks like John for Anderson, she's got something. She's trying
to go after her husband. I know. Aaron, Oh my god,
By the way, I don't know. Can I tell you?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I literally was like like, positive rewound it, and I
was like, is she literally throwing her Like she's willingly
throwing It's not like someone else came out and said,
oh my god, girl, guess what happened?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
She saw a twinkle in her eyes she was I
was like, what is she setting up?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
She's setting something up? Right, She's like all right, like
I'm gonna leave them, or like she's happening.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Truth, she's setting him up for somebody be hated. Yeah,
and here it is so weird, which is its sound,
because I don't I don't want to watch marriages fall apart. No,
I just don't. No, no, no, no, no, Like I
like when people are together and they have each other's back.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
And like okay, and then like and then what's what's
the other girl's name? Who's so darn cute? Who's like
to me, she's like that the prettiest so cute.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, she's you.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
She you know who she is though she's the you,
but she's the she's the you, California you. But she
is the New York Oh my god, from my show Sonya.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
She's the Sonya.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
She's like early, She's like the younger sonyaxactly, Yeah, Brinn.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I do not find Sonya within britt. No.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
But I'm saying like being like like promiscuous and like
flirty and fun and fat. Yeah, I got okay.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
So she's point.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
She is, of course she's on point. She's so upset
with everybody keeps keeps asking her, like the whole like
radio show situation with the interview with all the crap,
not saying names, and she's like everybody, she's mad because
people are questioning what she does for a living and
how she has over you guys, I'm sorry, New York
City is expensive. That apartment is like six grand, seven grand,
(37:42):
eight grand a month.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Girls, And I kept on asking you outside of a podcast,
what does she do? How is she getting alayah?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Like, how she ran that totally?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Why is she going here? That was my question? And
that first she can't get mad when And by the way,
you're on Really Need TV and you're cute ast fuck
and you're sassy as buck and you know it. Get
ready to get hated. Yeah, questioned to death because we
really still you say you're a pr person or you're
a marketer, we still don't see it. Yeah, we still
(38:11):
don't know what you're doing totally. So it's not like
the Crazy House Sizes anymore. It's like that next level
because I personally think how sizes is done. I feel
like everyone does the same thing. They need to rename
rebrand totally, that's it, because it's just not the same.
It's just like it should be just called middle age. Okay,
(38:33):
so I have Okay, we're going to finish it up
real quick. I'm making sure we're recording stuff I'm going
to do a couple. Who would you rather?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
I'm gonna know who these people are, right, maybe if
I know you know?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Okay, Yeah, we're still recording, all right, yeah, oh my god,
we've been recording in a long time. Okay, so I
only have all we have Ben Affleck or Ben's Stiller.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Oh god, afflick.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Okay, it was both. It was hard on either side, right,
Adris or Lenny Kravits.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Okay, I'm gonna go with Idris? Did I say, okay, no,
because I gotta tell you. Did you see the picture
of Lenny Kravit's in leather pants?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
That was just weird? No? I saw the picture of
him squatting on the stage with his d to the left.
I'm to the right, really intense. I love it. I'm
not mad. And we had like a full on conversation
with your friend. God, I was with your friends from
New York and he was over my left shoulder with
the Rench teenagers. I'm pretty sure it was like his
kid daughters. Okay, okay, okay, so all right, anyway, I
(39:37):
love them both. Yeah, but I guess it's not I'm
gonna have to pick Lenny for me, really, Yes, all right,
So justin Bieber or justin Timberlake.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Oh god, I know Bieber Timberly kind of threw me
off that whole weird like, who freaking sorry in this
day and age.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Rich, No, but it happens.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
It's the Hamptons. And by the way, that rich you
should have a driver, I mean, but it's also the
Hampton's it's a little different. I can't explain it to you,
guys if you've ever been to the Hampton, because there's
so much drunk driving going on there and it really is.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
No, it's a joke. What was the joke that Billy Joel? No, totally.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
I was with a friend and she was like, so,
are you going to drive tonight? Am I going to
drive today? Are we going to get a driver? Or
are we going to just Billy joel it?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
She was kidding.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
I was kidding.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
I've never really joled it. She told me this, it's
like a thing, huh.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
And then I had to look it up because I'm like,
I don't really go to the Hampton. Oh my god,
it's lived there in the summers and I was like,
what do you mean, And I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
It's like a whole thing.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
It's like, are we going to Billy joel it tonight?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Or do you want to get a cab?
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I'm a young girl. You live in that day.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
You'll say, okay, last one. And this is like, so
Bradley could we're a brad Pitt Cooper. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I would say neither for me. Oh really, Bradley Cooper?
Yeah no, no, okay, So this is the last time
we're gonna end up on it? Okay, end up on it.
I hope we're not gonna end up all right, Andy
(41:15):
Cohen or Anderson Cooper?
Speaker 3 (41:18):
God, neither, but Cooper. You have to pick Cooper Cooper.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I would do Cooper Cooper, yeah, because Athy's not that
weird cough that's been going on for a year. Seriously, Honestly,
I've been watching Watch Labs and it's like he's always coughing.
Like I don't want whatever.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
I just feel like Cooper kind of I feel like
he could kind of go as he seems a little
bit straighter. I just like that his mom was so like, yeah,
come on, totally yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
So, and I don't want to cough anyway.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Welcome, You're welcome people, We're back. Christian and Carroll takeman.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
But she always says Christian, Christian Elizabeth Carroll takeman.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Brandy wanted Plainwell, yes we are out.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
And thank you so much for listening. Do you have
any last minute thoughts?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Not really no either, Bye, bitches.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
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