Wine-Fueled Banter with Hayley De Sola Pinto

Join Brandi Glanville as she uncorks a hilarious and unfiltered conversation with Hayley De Sola Pinto from Below Deck. Wine, drama, and authenticity take center stage as they spill the tea on fellow cast members, the challenges of being on camera, and their hilarious encounters with fans. It's a wild ride filled with laughs, banter, and enough reality TV gossip to keep you entertained till the next episode! Grab a glass of wine and tune in for this witty conversation, where no topic is off-limits and laughs are guaranteed!

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Episode Transcript

(00:01):
Straw Media. He's gay. Bythe way, from straw Hut Media.
This is Brandy Granville on the film. Hey, guys, welcome to Brandy

(00:25):
Glenville. I'm filtered. I'm sittinghere with my new Bastie Hayley from Below
Deck. Yeah. Hello, inthe middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday,
like every day for this is literallyhow it should be done right right,
Oh my gosh, Like I haveto tell you. First of all,
I have those shorts. Basically,Um, she's wearing red shorts.

(00:46):
You guys could probably look it upon the internet. I have some really
bad drunk pictures and those shorts.Um, don't look it up. And
it was a bad time for me. Actually, I still love my shorts.
Um. And we're talking about realityTV and all the good stuff.
You probably know her from Below Decks. She was my favorite. She did
have to work with some crazy people. One of the crazy people Claire,

(01:08):
Right, it's Claire. Claire.What does it begin with c I don't
if you're saying Claire, it's goingto be Camel. Camel, that's it.
Yeah, because that's the closest Idon't know anyone's name. That's just
cool, like Claire, Yeah,I have a fine name should and then
the really crazy one that I don'tus just call her nam. I don't

(01:30):
know her name. Me. No, you weren't. I felt like you
were like the calm and you gotshit done, and you were sweet and
funny, and you were just likenot involved in any of the fray,
which I loved. It also kindof wanted you to get involved. Yeah,
but that said, like, Ijust felt like you were the own
and plus I love Brits. Youwere the only one that just held it

(01:53):
together. Do you know what Ithink? If I had filmed that show
ten years before, I absolutely wouldnot have held it together. I probably
would be in a mental institute rightnow, one hundred percent. They would
have locked me away and through throughthe key. That would have been it.
No, I mean reality TV isit's terrifying. It's horrible. Yeah,

(02:15):
I mean, let's not be aroundthe bush. It's really hard.
It was an incredible experience. ButI believe me being having like ten years
on the other girls really did helpme because actually I could see the bigger
picture and I was there for sixweeks and I was there to do a
job, and in a normal yourjob I certainly wouldn't have got involved in

(02:36):
any drama, So why would bedifferent from me? Because this is a
reality TV show at the end ofthe day, so I'm going to give
I'm going to give them me.I was only myself and well, I
think that's why I fell in lovewith you because the other people just in
general, I think people are onreality TV. They come on and they
act a way that they think they'resupposed to act, yeah, which is

(02:58):
unauthentic, and I love them everysingle time, and I don't want to
watch that, Like, I don'twant to watch people pretending or causing drama
for no reason or you can tellthey're being extremely produced. I have a
very big issue with that. Butone of the reasons I love your show.
Kate Chesty and I are besties.Yeah, okay, we I used

(03:20):
to clean house with my mom.We kind of bonded over housekeeping. That's
aw. I'm like, no,it's just like that, like we're just
who we are. Yeah, Andthat's how I felt like about you watching
it. I'm like, she's exactlywhat you see is what you get,
and she do that way right.It should be. It should be And
I do honestly I do think it'squite a British thing. Um, I

(03:45):
feel like the Brits on the showare usually who else very authentic. Phraser
is he were from the same place, very pretty much, and he,
you know, it's very similar,very himself and we really bounced off each
it. I mean, he's gotlike the sweetest heart. But I really
think that to be a chief stude, you have to be I'm not asking

(04:05):
your opinion, I'm just saying youhave to be a little bit of a
count or dick. Yeah, like, and I just don't feel like he
feel like he wants to be likeeveryone happy, which is such a great
thing in real life. Yeah,it his character exactly how lovely and pinehearted.
He is so lovely. I didn'tsee that, but like that was
his only to be honest with you, I'd say that's the only thing I

(04:27):
could say that maybe he would needto work on. But it was his
first ever season as a chief stewand on a TV show. I felt
I felt bad for the hate,kind of not hate, but like every
I feel like he's so sensitive.Everyone's talking shit and like you guys,
at the end of the day,he was just trying to make people happy.
Yeah, but in that role,you can't. You have to be

(04:49):
able to fucking man out like Ican be a bit rest right, I
wouldn't be able to do it.I'd never be able to do it.
Also, I want everyone have youso that we're Ryan can attest to that,
like, but the second I wanteveryone happy and like, yeah,
I'm sorry it was late today.I'm like, give them my television.
I'll give them my dog. Um, I just want I brought my dogs

(05:10):
just in case they were Yeah,he's just taking my hand off. He's
looking yeah, oh no, No, he's getting me ready. I think
he's he's gonna completely devour me ina minute. Right, but I think,
oh, he's going to see thembe like this. I was just
rubbing his game. Very gay,it's very well. Yeah, there's a
lot for me. Yeah, wellyou have a lot. You have alpha

(05:34):
energy. That's a good thing.I mean season, that's what everyone side.
The thing. He's gonna bite youeventually. Yeah, he's just getting
me ready for the fast, right, was calculated? Yes, very much.
He's someone if you live anyway,we're talking about the dog. Was
this your first time on reality television? Yeah? Were you expecting something different

(05:58):
than what it was. Um,I had a lot of expectations. I
had a lot of dreams. Iwould fall asleep and I'd be like panicking
about it so much that I woulddream about what is this experience going to
be like? And actually I thinkit was. I mean the first two
days were very surreal, but afterthat it became completely normal. And actually

(06:20):
it was just working on a boatexactly. It was just working on a
boat with cameras, with cameras,right, which might I add, you
do not notice? I mean you'llnotice after a few days gone. And
actually when I left the boat,I thought that there was people following me.
You grab your microphone. I waslike I would do this like runs

(06:41):
out and my phones. I wouldgrab my microphone and then you're just grabbing
it, right. I'm like,oh yeah, oh, I'm not nothing
that. I'm not trying to whisper. You know, everything you say,
You're like, it's just being recordedright now. It is paranoia self destroyer
or you're looking over and like,I hope they didn't get that. I'm
like, oh no, but youknow what I say, three cameras there,
right, But yeah, it wasdefinitely an answer to a question it

(07:03):
was. I think it was verysimilar to what I expected. I mean,
I was scared, so I wasthinking, oh my god, is
it going to be so much worsethan it actually was? And it wasn't
forever? No, No, thisis what is so crazy. Seemed like
you just fell into it and workedlike great. I don't know how I

(07:24):
did that. My dog is somethingrightan Oh my god, so gay?
But ah, he's shagging him.He's going down now, Okay, some
sexy music on for him, orsaying, let's like the Moon the Prince
on some come fuck me music.Oh yeah, sorry, sorry black voice

(07:46):
the man. Your dog is literallypossessed today for boysed men. Yeah,
I know, he's like everything.He shagging that. So for a minute
and I was shugging right, SoAngeles, you guys everyone fucks everyone.
Oh my god. So you hadn'tever worked on a boat. No,

(08:11):
So she's okay. So I'm thirtyfour years old. Well we didn't have
to say, okay, take thatroad out. I'm twenty four years old,
right, perfect. And I startedworking on a boat when I was
twenty one, right, So Iliterally went out on tea. I when
I got my first job on aboat, and I think I ended up
becoming just an alcoholic living in thesouth of France, going to the bars,

(08:33):
really enjoying myself and not actually gettinga job. I eventually did get
a job, and that lasted aboutsix weeks where I did my first full
season on a boat, and thenI went home the same type of ye
a, big yeah, and Iwent and did my six weeks or whatever
it was, and then I camehome, and then I'd go back about

(08:54):
two years later and go do thesame thing so I have make some cash.
Wanted to go make some cash.It wasn't a career for me.
It was just unless you're a cabgain, I don't think I should really,
I mean, you get you saythat, but you get some like Stews
that have been in the industry foryears and that they end up in their
like late thirties, still in theindustry, and they end up quite bitter
because they've spent that whole life ona boat and they haven't managed to or

(09:18):
you know, start a family.They want to do all these things,
but they haven't been able to becausethey're tied to this role. And actually
that was never me. I justwanted to dip in and out of it
and still live my life and justuse this as a way to be abroad
and make money. So I justdip my toes in. So actually,
when I applied for blow Deck,I kind of hit me when I found

(09:41):
out that I had got it becauseI'd actually why, I've spent probably six
months full six months on a soupiobefore I joined the boat, so and
I was only ever in service,so I'd never done all of the laundry.
That's the one thing I do know. What the hell it is?

(10:01):
Service laundry? What a service?Yeah? Jobs, I'm not sure about
anything good. This is something Inoticed because this whole hr thing is happening
with housewives and all this bullshit.Oh my god, you have no idea,

(10:22):
Like I'm right in the middle ofit because that's just me. Um.
But on your show, you guysare completely sexually harassed by like the
gays harass you. I'm here withone of her gay beasties on the show
with all the middle aged beauty queens. Um. But they know they harass
like the staff and like we haveto do you have to eat sushi off

(10:43):
them and then they're like, OK, we get can we get a dance
and like, I'm like, theybasically just slaves. Yeah, but like
also you're like you're allowed to likesexually harass the crew and and no one
says a fucking word. I don'tlike it. I know, anything for
a good tip, and I wouldbe fine. I enjoy being sexually harassed
randomly. Yeah, I randomly aswell. It's always good. I can

(11:07):
handle myself with that. If anyonegoes too farther getting a fucking punch in
the face, yeah, I couldjust like you're an old dude, horny
guy or whatever. Um and like, but on the show specifically, I'm
like, these people like are askingit, like these the crew to do
the craziest shit I wouldn't do.I do. I do feel like that

(11:31):
is part of the show is ratherthan the one thing that I will say.
I mean, obviously I haven't hadloads of experienced flights, but I
can't honestly say that there's been amember of my crew that have had sushi
a of them. Like, that'snot a thing. I mean, I
don't get me wrong, but yeah, I get dressed up and have to
enter it there, like we wanta day with the crew and exercise.

(11:54):
I'm like, I don't fucking exercise, bitch, like I would be like
yeah, Like we had an eightiesparty. That's very emotional in th that's
very American. I've only ever workedon boats in the in Europe, like
in France, in Italy, Croatia, and it's all a little bit.
It's very different, like it's notwe don't. We don't get all this
decor. And if you saw yousaw phrases tablescapes on last season, that

(12:18):
was a very British example of tablescapes. They're not and all over the place.
Phrasiers are great, but it's sosimple and beautiful and very classid.
Shit they were throwing glitter. Whatwas that girl we just had on?
You wouldn't do your video? Thatday, I had like covid eye.
It was, oh my god,what is covid eye? Leaky eye?

(12:41):
No? No, if my eyeballswere throbbing us all over the top of
No, I just got like aninger and hairy astronaum like if I get
fucking covid eye again, Oh god, covid I swells up your whole face,
no, whole all your eyes andthere's us everywhere. Oh my God,

(13:03):
and you have the worse heading ever. You're not going to show video
Ryan, Ryan wants video for everything, and my hair will be like and
then like you'll see it on myInstagram And I was like, what did
Brandy dood her face? Now?I'm like, fuck seriously, Yeah,
but people are always going to saysomething, Okay, every sucking day.
Though, how has such media beento you? Um? Some people said

(13:26):
I look like a man. Iget that about me. I was a
woman, Like, honestly, I'vegotten that for so many years. Yeah,
I'm like, she must be al. I am pretty much a man
if you see me behind closed doors, I am. I have a lot

(13:48):
of girlfriends who are trans and alsoa lot of girlfriends who aren't, who
would just are just stunning, whoalways to be honest a good point,
like it's a compliment. I'm likesix foot, fucking I got this big
hat, I got big makeup,big tits. Yeah, oh you used

(14:09):
to have a dick fucking give itto me. Like my best friend is
transitioning, but he got cancer.She got cancer. But we go out
and she stresses me and she's myheight, and then I put on it
like we're my other girlfriend's really talltoo, So these bitches were trying to
talk shit like, oh those aremen. I get that next ing well,

(14:31):
and so I decided to stand upand say I just wanted to say
I love you guys, and likelike for this, like we're coming into
this community and people are accepting us. I was like, you're going to
talk sit and whisper and I goto this place all of the time and
they know me. I'm like,I just pick up my mail there,
but there's a restaurant on the way. My girlfriend's like, no, nope,

(14:58):
because one of them is other oneslike Brandy. It just pisses me
off, Like, if you're goingto say something, say it to me.
Yeah, actually, as we do. You know you're not trans,
but so fucking I kind of wishI had a penis at this point.
Were so at being funny, babe. But there's people identifying as cats these

(15:20):
days. That is what an earthwanting to be another sex got to do
of anything, do you know whatI mean? That's least about fucking worries.
There's children going in school and askingfor litter trays. I don't think
you have Wanting to have a dickis a problem at all at least problem.
I'm jealous. I want like,like men here are so bored with

(15:41):
like pussy that like everyone's going aftertrans girls that didn't get that surgery.
And these girls are stunning. They'relike, you know how the male duck
is more attractive than the female duck? Yeah what the mallard? Yeah yeah,
you have the ye know, thefemales are ugly and the man of

(16:03):
fucking yeah, well you go tobloody Thailand, shag any of the lady
but women, yeah huge, butyou and I got up and you did
your heart into my hair, wetmakeup on, and all these two fuckers
right here, the males in theroom got up and then fucking nothing.
Nothing puts everyone. They comb theirhair and brush their fucking eyebrows. Do

(16:26):
any of that ship? No?Right? I mean the man dogh I
mean this is the first time forthat. I think there's a lot of
sexual energy in the room. Yeahyeah, yeah, I wore a cute

(16:47):
thong. The dogs can anyways,I had like I have a period underwear
on even though right done, Hey, do you know you get that like
actual like the period cut? No, fucked up? I am not being
funny, but what in a fuckingthing. Yeah, you're grocery. Don't

(17:12):
listen to this podcast if you usea period cut. Yeah, yeah,
we you're band, You're you're allWait, so worry is that? What?
Can I just say something that isquite fucked up? So I recently

(17:34):
got a severe obsession with Evan PeterHere we go DA and I fell in
love with Evan Peters and it wasfree watching him as basically being a psyched.
I could have watched alone the voicememos, to the point that I
would have hidden in his garden,like I don't give a shit, Like

(17:56):
I was ready because that I hadto start watching about myself because I had
the egg Like really, I waslike, it turned me off. He
killed you. That's fucked up.Like John, when I come to La,
can we find Evan Peters and gointo the garden way? So my
wish was not your too many.I knew Sean Mendez lives well fucking get

(18:18):
that, so right, Yeah,like I don't know camera guy, but
I mean he was so good atit. Yeah that it freaked me out.
And usually like you see, that'swhat it is. It wasn't the
fact that he was a psycho.I guess it might have been, but
it was the fact that he playedthat character, that character so incredibly well,

(18:41):
and I think that was a tunnel. It's like, yeah, I
mean, I bet he still haslike fantasies about killing people when he sees
them. I mean, I wonderif you could fit he fled her with
a joker, Like remember he gotso into character. Yeah, yeah,
that is he's dead, So he'sgone. We are not. We are

(19:10):
not anyway, That's what we do, right. Sometimes we can watch someone
and love watching that villain. Youneed the times where like I fucking hate
you watching it. So that's thegirl on your season with that, the
African American girl with that. Idon't remember her name, Nicole, I

(19:30):
don't know. So there was noreunion. There was no reunion. We
didn't why that's so insane. No, I don't know why. Somebody didn't
show up at the reunion. Now, look a text him, let's ask

(19:52):
him, what's the what was thequestion? What's the one one? Why
was there no reunion for what season? Time? Hey babe, why was
there no reunion for season ten?Below deck men say well it was it

(20:14):
was it Mediterranean though? Well,yeah, say Caribbean Caribbean. Sorry soundings
you guys and my recorders recording allthis one message. Yes, Hayley says,
hello, Oh my dog just wipedhis ass on the cardet. No,

(20:37):
it was his deck. He lovesthat. It's fat Brian's mag isn't
it? Um? Yeah? Well, I mean I'm pretty sure there's a
ship on every like we were wearingour shoes in here. I'm sure we
walked around on ship. We're allexactly like math. We're welcome to So
you guys met on the show?Yeah? Yeah, introducing her friend that

(21:02):
she met on the show. Goby Tracy, but I was John on
the show. Is my last nameis Tracy's It's it's just a nickname from
college because I was hooking up withthe girl one time and she's called me
Tracy Horse and then not a girl. Oh great, Yeah you have a

(21:26):
kid, but it's not a kid, right, Yeah, she wasn't my
daughter. But we're like, rememberwe're the best modern family ever, Like
I absolutely love, love love myex wife and my family and they're just
that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah,I'm actually going for to see her in
her birthday in September. I loveyour birthday eleventh of March. I'm piss.

(21:51):
What are you best friendss relation?John is a p What do you
we love? Dawn? Okay,I'm an Aquarius. Aquarius that wild like
sexual weirds, the Scorpios and Aquarius. It's not me being a wired Pisces

(22:14):
and Burgers. I don't, Ihaven't. I don't think I have Aquarius.
And my creative date is that Februaryfirst, I'm February. I was
like, maybe my kids. Idon't know what my kids are. I
saw probably a load of absolute ship. Yeah no, I actually believe it
in my kids. I do bullshit, I do. But I will say
now, like Scorpios and Pisces arelike they are a match made in heaven

(22:37):
basically, so for me, mybest ends of Scorpio, and like I
either love other Scorpios or we fuckingwill kill each other just because of the
same energy. Yeah, but likein general, like all the scrupios I
know are very loyal, like Padreand Eva, and we're all going to
like our a check together coming andmy girlfriend Tuna. I love you guys.

(23:00):
Shout out, how do you mean? Why are you loving? Because
you're hilarious podcast you can yourself we'rejust hanging out, just a voice in
your head at the end of theday. I wanted to be a big

(23:21):
conversation. I'll come with their paperand their questions, like when I do
their podcast, I know that.I'm like, we're going to go off
the rail. No, this isfun, so much fun. So I'm
loving it really class. That's myproblems. You. I haven't eaten very

(23:41):
much taste. This is my food, so it's basically not getting absorbed by
anything in my body. So LosAngeles, no one eats here. It
just gets some zentic. You'll befine. Yeah, yeah, something now
we're fine. I means it isactually my girlfriend. I'm waiting for.
Andy didn't answer me back. Healways answered new back, So we'll see.
He's probably gonna be like, well, why are you asking this questions?

(24:04):
Going to be on the spot rightnow because I like to do it.
Um, and I'll ask about robberCon okay, yeah as well.
Yeah, I'd just be like,I think she would be the best edition.
I'm not gonna lie. Yeah,they have a lot. He just
made that happen because I'm really appreciateit. Yeah, I mean, if
anyone can, it's in like I'ma little bit like why because let's face

(24:27):
it, me walking around would beprobably with the fucking completely nat real you
look like Bam bam on steroid,not Bam bam. Let's see other pebbles
on I don't know. I hopeI have Bam bam trades. I am
yea cheese pebbles. Yeah, sorry, I meant mixed personalities. So no,

(24:52):
if you could do any other realityTV show, which one would you
do? That's a really good question. Um. I was recently asked This
isn't directly ask answering this question,but I was recently asked to do the
challenge UK, a guy from thatI would never do that. I turned

(25:15):
it down. And the reason Iwouldn't do that is because I don't want
to do anything that involves any kindof activities and no survivor please. I
would just humiliate myself and end upcompletely concussed on the floor, covered in
dribble and despair. So I'm notthat wouldn't be a thing for me.

(25:37):
Something that I would be good atwould just be I'm just trying to think
nothing like love related really, ohyeah, just because it's not really I
can't imagine just being like on LoveIsland and be like, Hi, can
I can I pull you for achat and then just chatting shit and so
like it's so not me. Forme, Below Deck was great because I

(25:59):
was doing a job, and whenyou're working seventeen hours a day, you
can't be anything but yourself. Yeah, exactly, And that's why I think
it's such a great show. Yeah, you need like a gritty, like
funny, like dramatically like something likeI think I'd be. I think i'd
be a really funny housewive. Toactually be a housewife with no funny.

(26:22):
I was. I mean I wasa actual house but I was divorced when
I got on the show, soI was in a housewip on the show.
I mean I was considered a housewife, but I didn't have a husband.
You didn't, That's just I wasdivorced, but with someone that I
had sec yesterday. He's like,okay, all right, yeah I did,

(26:44):
yeah, but yeah he had noI'm just like sorry, honestly,
like it's so difficult here in LosAngeles. It you probably like, you
know, it's just like everyone that'smy age is dating an eighteen year old.
Though I know I'm thirty eight,and I mean you are I'm not

(27:11):
a day under. I'm gonna killyou. I know. No, I
don't like to talk about it,but do you know what, completely it's
not really any way. Basically,we all look in this room about twenty
two years old, so we're fuckingtwenty two as far as I'm seven light
up, and I absolutely don't actlike my real number. It doesn't I

(27:36):
mean, it doesn't matter. Ijust don't like. It hurts my feelings
when people talk about it. Yeah, no, it's okay, No,
no, it has my feelings.When I think about it, I'm bad
and I'm like, fuck, yeah, happening. Oh it's not happening.
It's an illusion. Yeah, that'scompletely forget that this is actually happening.
Yeah whatever. My kids have birthdays. I'm so weird that they're getting older
and I'm not. Yeah so withthem. So with them, my kids

(28:00):
older than me, right, andthey're like when they're giant, Like my
kids are huge, So I'm like, don't come to mom. And so
I want everyone to think that sibling. I was like, no, no,
they're much. Just people to thinkthat, like I'm the cougar.
Have dated guys are yeah, Iknow what you mean, but there is

(28:21):
something really sexy about someone like yourselfthat's a very hot mom that literally looks
like they could be shagging their ownsong. Right, Well, that's weird
again but very well, yeah,weird. I just like to be honest,
is that a son or you?I just want to be like young

(28:48):
like them, So I just I'mlike, don't say mom, like,
just don't because I'm single. Istill need to get some and it makes
me hot when I'm with hot,cute guys and they're you guys exactly.
Well, there is something about onlyget young guys. The guy now was
like thirty three, means that's young, but the only guys that asked me
out are super young. Well,babe songs the legal litz a, right,

(29:08):
isn't that that's insane babes? Right'slike you're going to have a British
accent. And when I get verydrunk, Yeah, she comes and stays
with me, and I am didAndy come by? Yeah of course and
bring the good no clue with anexclamation, it's Andy. Do you not

(29:30):
even say hi? Haley? Ohthat's it. You should send my voice
memo. We're going to call himthere you go talk to Haley, but
you guys should have, especially withNicole what's her name again? Absolutely bag

(29:55):
and carry around? I sa,yeah, I just love that. I'd
like to love you that with meat all time, all right, and
every time something hilarious happened to youguys and them in this bag, and
I'll be like, come on,Burley, what have you got ahead of
this one? Be like fucking hateI'll be like the problem, get back

(30:22):
in your back, stunning back.Okay. I mean we're talking like this
ship a lot of like drugs andalcohol in the back. Drugs Okay?
Can I bring my dog bird?Yeah? I don't know. Going in
the bag shagging mood right now.I don't know if you'd want to be
in a bag with him trying tofuck me again? Let he's shagging my

(30:44):
legs. I don't really Maybe hejust I don't know. He doesn't get
out much. It's a back tothe course, So let's talk because I'm

(31:08):
probably do you guys have to behere. There's a there's a beast,
so right, mate? You doubtwhat se who it is? Like that
she was so like passive. Idon't know, Yeah, you didn't notice
I feel like you didn't want tobe involved, and I love that,

(31:29):
but like she did you know thatshe was acting to where she was acting
or did you not see it?Yeah? No, I absolutely sorry.
And I think that Alyssa has alsoseen that. I think watching herself back,
I will say that although that shewas very passive, aggressive and she
did make some comments, I thinkshe's okay. So she's young, and

(31:52):
she's young, and I think thatthere is definitely there's hope that she will
learn from this and from this,and I've spoken to her since and she
did like say, like this hasbeen like a real wake up, wake
up cool, and she's you know, she's growing from this. So that's

(32:13):
the beauty. The one the onegreat takeaway about reality TV is you can
tell when you need plastic surgery.Oh like, no, too much.
I just had a load of fillerbefore I went on the show, and
I ended up since dissolving it becauseI saw myself on the show and I
was just like, what the fuck, Like, I've got more points on
me than a bloody hectagon, Ilike a joker or something. I just

(32:37):
had a really pointed chin. Mycheeks are like up here somewhere, but
I'm going to be my worst judge. Of course we are. We're all
our own worst shows. But ifyou watch the Housewives from like season one,
they all like are in season thirteenand look like completely different people,
and they look actually better, mostof them. But no, I meant
it is a really kind of eightbecause that you not because of what you

(33:01):
look, but to see how eventhough they just show like really highlights of
our bad behavior, to see thatand like to recognize it, Yeah,
I realize everyone else is an assholt. Whereas I watched my season back and
I thought, you're a really fuckingnice person. I'm really patient, I'm

(33:22):
really kind. I fucking legend.Hello, same shit done. I mean
maybe I watched myself back and Iwas just like, I really want to
be able to like slag myself off. I actually can't. I mean,
right, can you get the dogis trying to have sex with her?
Like? Yeah, I mean it'sout of control. Do you have what

(33:43):
are you doing? I don't cologne? I don't know. I mean I
really want kind of so brand.Yeah, I mean it's hearts only even
more. Oh so wait now Iforgot that. Yeah, so I don't

(34:08):
think there is anyone on the showthat I'm not still on good terms with.
That's good. I mean I occasionallyspeak to Captain Leeds. I mean
I love that man's great. Um. But everybody, I mean, Fraser
I speak to regularly, um BenI speak to. I'm still in contact

(34:30):
with everybody. M Camille I speakto occasionally. Tyler I'm very very good
friends. But also Tyler was thestew that replaced Camille. Yeah, so
he came on mid season. He'sthe South African, very very pretty boy
with Yeah, he was like gayand he didn't want to say he's the
one that I had the cake fightwith the cake that cake was there was

(34:52):
cake. Yeah. I got reallyreally I got so sad for him that
I actually cried. I was actuallyhe was coming out. Yeah, situation
for him. He that was somy episode. He actually okay cat,

(35:13):
But no, he made me crybecause he said that whole speech about how
when I did my drag show thathe was all like that gives me courage
to come out to my family.Yeah, he did, basically taking credit
for him coming out. Not definitelynot I made him come out. Yeah,
I think I think that it's true. Though he went on TV and

(35:37):
he was talking about so it almostlike it forced him to know that this
is going to happen. I thinkit was something that he already knew.
Yeah, he knew, Yeah,and he'd actually met somebody probably weeks prayer
to coming on the show. Andso he came on the show with a
boy friend. Now that never workedout, that's okay, but he I

(36:00):
think that it helps experience helped himdecide, you know, what the next
move was. And actually he hadto come out to its parents, right
because otherwise they're going to wait andthey're going to see it. But also,
what's what's going on with his mum'sgayda because he's pretty gay, I
think. I mean, I know, I love gay men. I've always

(36:20):
by gay men. I can smella game from Mars. But I think
when you're super relo, just alot of parents are in denial. Yeah,
and I think maybe that's what hismum seems like the nicest woman as
well, actually seems so lovely andloved Tyler to absolute bits. But again,
like what you were just saying,with religion, yeah, they would
be in denial because that isn't somethingthat's forbidden isn't it. So they're not

(36:44):
gonna be okay with even the ideaof it, let alone it actually happening.
So, I mean, I thinkit took so much strength for him
to do what he did on ashow. I think that took absolute balls.
And for him to to just gothrough what he did and speak about
it so openly and do it infront of cameras, I think that that

(37:04):
was a real big turning point forhim. Right, And then you guys
met him clean silverware for really like, oh my god, yes, we
left him there for years, sothat that was Yeah. I mean honestly
that he seems like a little OCDwhere he just loves to clean. That
was God, he's probably cleaning rightnow. But that's what I got from

(37:25):
watching like that is just it makeshim happy. It does not make me
happy personally my housekeeper, like wouldshe cleans it makes me happy? But
like I could tell with him,he actually really liked he enjoyed it.
It calmed him so that day though, Captain Sandy had a very good point.
Yeah, and as a captain,that's her job, and I think

(37:46):
she approached it really sensibly and likedidn't come in with any malice or anything
like that. And her point wasreally valid. And she came up and
she said, look like he's Tyler'sdone as he's cleaning the you know,
the silver aware. Have you askedif he's for a hundred time this night,

(38:06):
this day because he can't stopp hecan't stop, he won't stop.
Um. And in fact, tobe honest, this is not me being
vindictive in anyway. I just didn'tthink. I literally was like ship but
it is down there. I'm sorry, I will go and check with him,
like I don't want him working ifI'm up yet, But I don't.
I don't think that Like it seemedlike he wanted to be doing what

(38:28):
he was doing. That's what itcame off to me. But I think
that she wanted a root Captain Sandy, I love her and she knows that,
and she's been on the show,and she wanted a reason because to
get mad at Nicole Alyssa whatever,because she had been hearing oh doesn't even
such slight Lisa the best opposite nameif you I think I wanted. But

(39:00):
I really think that she wanted tobe mad at her. Do you know
what I mean? Seriously, liketo have a reason and then she's like,
uh, like Nicole, she waslike, um, he was,
I can't breathe. That's that easierfor to remember her name if I change

(39:24):
it? No, but I didn't. I did find a fault with you
on that, Like I think thatSandy was like, just it's easier for
me. Well that makes you won'ttake it too personally, okay, but

(39:44):
no it was you like, Ireally don't. I think it was like
And it was also the way thatnot fucking my leg a little sorry,
I'm sorry never goes no, butI can hold them even has been shagging
my legs. She's got really greatlegs and tattoo. Oh that that was

(40:08):
a British there. That was okay, that was like south An. That
was News New Zealand. I don'tknow what that was. You just made
your own accent. That's just reallygood, isn't it. No, but
that is the stupidest name for ourwine name. Oh, let's just cool

(40:30):
this wine. The color of thatyou guys remember, right, like fucking
boring? Is that wine? Let'scome four team? Wait, you guys
remember white white chick rose. Ohit's pathetic. I was like, how
is this on the shelves of mygrocery store. And I'm like, this

(40:53):
is so fucking worriceless seen anyway.Absolutely, it's been taken off anyway,
Nicole, Right, Nicole. SoI think that she when the way she
answered, Sandy was like yeah whatoh, no, he wants to clean,
you know, and it was like, okay, Sandy, I mean
he does. Don't get me wrong, I felt like she wanted to,

(41:15):
but she just wanted a reason toget rid of Nicole, which I don't
blame her. Let's we cheers,Nicole, Let's do it rip Nicole.
I think I think that, Ithink I think Darling, Darling, that

(41:35):
the approach. I think. Listen, I think I'm gratten. You're drunk,
right, I'm fucked. I'm notgonna lie. I'm really we're gonna
have ryant. But we said we'regoing to the gym, but I happened
yesterday too. Yeah, so wecanceled on the gym. The gym on

(41:58):
vacation. I know, yeah,I know that. I just want very
she wants to go to the gym. I don't know if I want to
do that today now, bacteria andthis deep Yeah, we don't want that.
No, no, no, gymtoday, baby, it's very dangerous
and the poor and then the gaystaying at PA. I was just staying

(42:22):
in a nice little hotel on malRows and I stayed there to night and
they didn't give me anything. SoI was like, well, I'm not
staying there anymore. I've come andstayed with my troussy, but I probably
will go stay in a hotel.My agents said that they're going to be
able to get me a gifted hotelor whatever this week, so I'm like,
I want free ship, so ifI can get that, then we'll

(42:43):
do that at the end of theweek. But for now, I'm just
with my trushy pops, which isgreat because we get on so well that
actually we're at that point in ourfriendship where it's not it's so natural.
You don't Yeah, there are silenceand it's not weird, but it's so
normal. We don't have to entertaineach other at the time wake up from
them, where you're like, goodmorning, darling, and then that's it.

(43:04):
We don't speak. That's like myfriend Nathan, he lives very close.
I said, bab are you intown on the way here? Because
I live in Calabastard. It's fuckingbar Calabasas. Yeah, I call it
Calabastard. Can we come to yourhouse? Are coming? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah? No da poor day babe. You're only don't have a pool

(43:25):
so you no no, no?Are you drinking? No? Over the
golf course? How far away doyou lived from the Kardashians two seconds?
Are they literally right around the cornerfor me? Yeah? They live like
right by my next has my exhusband. It's really fun. You just
see them coming out and like going, well, I know their cars and
well I know a couple of them. They're nice, but you know,

(43:50):
I know what um Kim and krI YEA love Chloe. She had a
show called So I did the firstepisode that's so cool and she's so nice
and then the kids go to schoolwith the kids like that all our kids

(44:12):
is she you know? That wouldbe larious. I feel with Chloe,
would she just be like you are? Just I feel like she goes through
it too, like like the harassmentonline and all that stuff, Like it's
not like we're texting each other anything, but like I know her, like
their cars, I'm not stopping youdon't right theys like high at school.

(44:34):
That's kind of having Peter's situation,right, I see, by the way,
I don't know. Let's not becauseI'll get really weird. I've ever
idea he would be, but it'sso boring in Calabasas, you have no
idea. You know the Hidden Hill, Yes, that's where that's where everyone
loves. Do you live in theHidden Hill? I do not live in
the Oh god, live in theones. You can say, oh,

(45:00):
I don't know, hidden, isn'tit. Well, I don't know.
I mean I tried to get intothere once about ten years ago someone else
and was like lying to the peopleon the gate. Yeah, that's very
serious. Yeah, I'm still Ihave to call my ex husband every day.
I'm like here to get the kids. Fucking put me on the list,

(45:22):
are you? Yeah? We listeners, so you have to go up
and go Hi, it's me again. Yeah, but I put them on
the list husband nobody? Yeah,sure, well right, yeah, given
at ye. Why why are youout here in La so obviously to be

(45:53):
on your podcast? Um, justto see friends, do some networking and
quite fucking honestly, Brandy, it'spissing it down with rain in the UK.
Oh yeah, I've got my friendshere, I've got this social circle.
Why the hell not? Actually,you know, I really do.

(46:14):
I do want a network. Iwant to meet successful people because that's how
you know, that's how things happen, and that's that's that's the kind of
people that I want to be around. I've got a great I've got a
great like family and friends in Cornwall, where I live in the UK.
It's lovely. Yeah, of course, there's only so much that happens there.

(46:35):
And I like to be for theflavor of like success, like some
kind of like something people turn likeand I and I feel like I'm not
going to say I'm wasted back home, but I feel like when I'm here
wasted right of completely fast, completelywasted off my tips. So I just

(47:00):
feel like here, I just Ifeel like I'm living when I'm here.
When I'm I just feel like I'mI know, like I get it.
Yeah, it rains here. Idon't want to leave my house. Yeah
that's England all the time. It'sjust constant and it's really boring, especially
where I live. Like I wasborn in London, but I live now
in Cornwall, which is like theass end of nowhere, and like the

(47:22):
South sounds amazing. So you know, like England is a leg, Yes,
it shaped like a leg. Londonis like here, Cornwall is there,
it's right at the tip of England. You can't get any further self
and it's just basically surrounded by cowsand she cowsen. Yeah, it's very

(47:42):
strange people. I mean, I'mobviously one of them, but just there's
not a lot going on. No, you need to like get out,
I need to live. I feellike I feel like I'm amongst and I
think that's when things that's when thingshappen for you. And when you come
here, it's so energy. Peoplelike are you Haley from below Dick,
And it's just so which is justsuch an for me to experience because because

(48:07):
I am just such a normal personthat lives in the ass end of nowhere
in the UK. And yeah,when I come somewhere light here, I
feel like, are you comfortable?Come up to you and like, oh
no, I absolutely love it outover it. Go up to Haley.
Yeah, do not come back tome. I'll be nice. Don't hug

(48:27):
me, but yeah, don't touchme. Haley. Absolutely have a photo
with me, but I have tomake sure it's acceptable first, okay,
filters only. Yes, I'm like, okay, I always say I'm very
nice because they're the reason we allare here, and like they watch the
shows. I just always ask Ican put my sung glasses on because half
the time I don't have to makea bon and like you can't say no

(48:51):
because then you're a dick. AndI know people that saying a lot when
you're out and about, mostly fromforeigners. Yeah, I was gonna say,
a lot of people in LA theydon't used to because that's so and
so. Yeah, they see everyoneall of the time, like it's not
even a big will be people ona holiday like star struck. Oh my
god. That yeah. Yeah,it's mostly like foreigners. English people a

(49:13):
lot, yeah English, no Englishjoking. No, but it's true,
it's true. But no, notthe worst. No, I love it.
Let me don't get me wrong.Like I just want I just want
to look cute and like shake itup and make it blurry. Oh my
god, can I tell you something. So I just st after below Deck

(49:34):
started airing, I was walking aroundmy local supermarket and I had a bobble
hat on, right, bubble hat, no makeup, and all I was
doing is in the supermarket, wantingto just buy my dinner. I just
wanted to go in and out.And I went in and I had this
bubble hat on. I was justfeeling really I looked fucking weird anyway,
and there was this guy following me, and I know, it's like me,

(49:55):
he's following me. He's literally followedevery aisle that I'm going up.
He is following me. And thenI was like, right, I'm gonna
go and take you know, I'mjust gonna go and look at the seasonings.
That's what I'm going to go do. So I was there looking at
my bloody I was looking at mybloody Massala pastes and all of that,
and then the guy just approaches meand he went, excuse me, excuse

(50:17):
me. I'm sorry, are youHaley? You haid me blow deck?
And I was just like yeah,I actually anyway, I was holding a
baghette. I was holding a massivebaguette and a thing of soup right,
and all I was doing I wastrying to get my seasonings, my soup
right. And then so he waslike, can I have a picture,
And I was just like in myhead, absolutely fucking not right. I

(50:37):
look homeless anyway, and then hegets he gets you're hearted, like miss
that you Yeah, well I stillhad a hat on though, yeah stick,
I was covering like literally most myface, let low my hair,
and I was literally just like eyes, eyes in a wig, pretty eyes.
So anyway, he comes over andthen he takes this photo from the
most horrific ang angle, like itwas literally from down here. I look

(51:00):
like I just look like a chin, that's all. I look like a
chin in a hat, right,And I was holding a baghat like that,
I like scrunched up and I waslike fuck and hewe like this and
he went like this and he wasjust like I've got it, and I
was just like, it's just ajay. Can you come in to this

(51:22):
supermarket and taking the most terrific photoof me I've ever seen in my life
holding a baghat with a fucking canof soup? Are we taking the piss?
Like? Where are you going toput this picture? And that was
my first experience of someone stopping me. And I was just like, I
hope this doesn't happen again. ToGod, well, that's how you almost
feel like, that's how I lovethe mask. I kind of from COVID

(51:45):
study. Not when you're I mean, unfortunately for me, I have a
very high recognizable voice yea, andpeople I have like my mask on and
then I wrote fuck you f youon it with my ya. Except then
it made me really high because Iwas breathing in my nail polish. But

(52:06):
I would yell at old people likeget the fuck away from I was super
scared during COVID, Like I'm justsaying, I was like over the top
scared. Why yeah, why Iwas. I was like having a fucking
did you leave your house? Notreally just for a grocery. Yeah,
that was And even then I waslike gloves like it was. I was.
I'm like, I'm super anxious.I'm the same. Yeah, I
was quite similar. It was reallyscary. Everyone was like hast suits.

(52:30):
Yeah, but I watched the newstoo. Match you ever get did you
ever get COVID? Only COVID eye. I had COVID so bad and one
one time when I had it twice. The first time I had it,
I m I nearly called an ambulancebecause I couldn't I couldn't breathe. I
literally couldn't breathe. I was tryingto catch my breath. And the thing

(52:50):
is, like you said that youget anxiety, so do we, So
sometimes you don't know whether you're havinga panic attack back to some breath.
And I remember really thinking about itand being like, can I am is
this me like not coming down?And I called I called the I called
the doctor, and they said,you have to make sure you couldn't walk

(53:13):
to the other side of the roomand carry on talking to me and be
able to bring it properly. AndI couldn't. I couldn't talk to them
as I was walking. And thenthey like started to freak me out because
they were like, right, wemight have to send someone out. And
as soon as they said that that, oh no, no, it made
me worse. So I'm right,I'm gonna die. That's it. Someone
that tells you you're having a panicexactly say breathe, like fuck no,

(53:35):
show, Yeah I could fucking fuckingbreathe. Yeah all right, yeah,
just breathe. I'm like, well, if you've got an an axe,
I might fucking be able to bedoing this for a while. Yeah.
Yeah, I think I got throughit more when my kids they both had
it and they're fucking fine. Yeah, we all got the what the vaccine

(54:00):
basically just I mean saying that,that's a lot of people that lost their
lives, right, but with preshealthy person. Yeah, it's like you,
I think that even with like theyou know, the normal flu,
like if you get pneumonia, likeand you have pre existing conditions and you're
older, not the same thing canhappened. But they did pause mass hysteria

(54:21):
and make me sit on my couchfor two years. Yeah it was horrible.
Yeah, that's horrendous. Yeah,Ryan came over. I made him
wear a scarf, did you No, he's never a shagging This is very
new serious. If I don't know, he's probably passed out from all the
shagging. He's like, oh,shagged out over there. He's rubbing his

(54:42):
tack against the proms. Gorgeous,isn't he. I love a gay chow,
I mean, And then in afew minutes and you stand up,
he's gonna right. Yeah, I'vegot I've got my wonderful I've got my
gay best friend and his and hisboyfriend, and they're both very old as
well, and they're both incredibly gay, and I just love them. But
like, yeah, Chico looks likethis. Actually, I have a very

(55:07):
similar sex because that really like crazyface to the right. But he will
bite you and he really I don'tknow if you want that face somebody.
No, no, I'm not kidding. That was really bad. I felt
I found something like burst in myface that. Okay, so you don't
you'd be a good housewife and youlove La and you're excited. I think

(55:29):
you would be really good on traders? Do you think my dad said that?
Actually, it's weird that you saidthat. My dad said that,
and it's like you're very right now, very well. You have to do
is be quiet, like you can't. You have to kind of like,
well, the dog shagging my legagain, well we call him. Yeah,
we're like how you do it?Baby? You know you'll know what

(55:53):
he's mad up? No, no, what are you savage me? Maybe
he bit my dad's face. Itwas my dad threw him across the room.
He likes he bit his face.Oh yeah, well he was just
like no because like things, somethingwas happening. So I'm like hold a
dog, like this is a longtime ago, and like my kid was
like falling or something, you know, like I yeah, whatever happened,

(56:15):
and I'm like called the dog dada better space, and I id through
him. He just really doesn't givea shit, does he. He's like
he's so happy to be out ofthat she does not. Yeah, like
I successterday in my bed and thenall he did generally it's not in my
bed. I didn't even know whatwas going to happen. It just happened
randomly. Yeah, it just happened, which I love that. And the

(56:38):
sexy thing is I was cleaning outmy like lingerie drawer, so I had
like lingerie all around me. Ohyeah, it's like, yeah, yeah,
I bet it could have been somany things I didn't do um and
then I did. But then afterthat, he's like all over the bed
licking for the covers. Oh mygod, what he just licked all the

(57:00):
chice off a little bucker. Yeah, isn't it? Well, most of
it stagging. He's like, giveme that day. He's like, it's
such a horn are he doesn't givea shit, Like he's like, I'm

(57:22):
here, he's so he's just still. Yeah, I like it. Well
that's mostly me. I've done alot of swat. He's got so much
bratting inside of him right now.No, right, I love that though,
because that means you don't have todo shit, You don't have to
clean that. You well, Imean I did. I mean I definitely
should clean that. I mean,yeah, you know you've only seen on

(57:46):
it. He like he sleeps nextto me. He's like his head is
on the pillow and the covers goto here. He's like a human.
He's like, okay, bitch,give me this. But no, he
doesn't touch me. He's not allowedto. I know many people in my
life. Yeah, you can seemy bad, but you can't touch me.

(58:07):
Right, go to your side.Yeah, get to your side and
just can fuck and then cut offfor five minutes and then so if you
pretty loudly, I've got be gone. Yeah it's over. That's no bloody.
I broke up with someone for snoringto that like it was. And
I asked him and said, didanyone ever It was actually one of the

(58:28):
guys that dated on Housewives, Soit has anyone ever broken up with you
for your story? And he's like, yeah, one girl. I'm like,
okay, so I don't feel thatbad. We're done. Yeah it
was bad. It obviously a thing, like it's a huge ready there he
yeah, is it really bad?Really like down the hall around the corner

(58:49):
my great grandmother. When nudge him, when need nudge him, shut the
fuck up? Would he just carryon doing it again? Like two seconds
later? I can't, Yeah,because he can't help it. I can't.
You have to turn on your sideand then you push him like I
can't. I have that? DidI? My dad has what do you
call it? I'm going to sleepsleep at me out and he's got this
giant machine. So my mom's like, I have my own room now.

(59:10):
I'm like, good for you.Yeah, older peoples, that's quite normal.
This one just started. Story.I'm like the dog, yeah,
the dog. Yeah, the bitch. No, I'm not lying. Look
at he's like, I'm perfect.I mean, he really is the story

(59:36):
light. I'm a very light sleeper. I have like white noise on ye.
Right, he's like bitch lukish.So so you guys met on the
show and that's how you became besties. Yeah, Like I I went on
the ship and then I literally Isaw her for first and when I was

(01:00:00):
like going through, I was like, I mean obviously the red hair,
and I was like, which isamazing. And so she was the first
person I talked to at the barand I go, all right, girl,
tell me everything, like do youhave a boyfriend? Like where you're
sucking on the ship, like what'sgoing on? And we were just like
got along immediately, and I gotoff the ship and we started texting and

(01:00:20):
talking and voice memoing each other.Yeah, since we did. We did?
Yeah, we did. That's sonice. And then are you are
they like obsessed with the queens?Are they jealous that your friends with Haley?
Now, I don't think they're jealous. I think they're happy. I
think they Yeah, yeah, Ithink that's quite happy. Some girls don't

(01:00:43):
like to share their gays. Yeah. To be honest, you went ready
that gay? Why you dad didn'tknow them that well? I mean I
had a thong on on the show. No, I know, but you
are like super close to that.Yeah. No, I wasn't very close.
Oh no, you are very gay. Yeah, yeah, absolutely gayly
they're really gay, so really gay. But yeah, I was in address

(01:01:08):
multiple times. No, I withthem. I wasn't super close to them,
but we became quite that. It'sreally funny actually, because I do
seem to um be drawn. Yeah, gravitate towards game men. Yeah,

(01:01:34):
and I think yeah, I havea gay man. Yeah, I can't
get right too. And I loveabout the gay man. It's just they're
so unapologetically themselves and they're so funand they're so like and and they are
so confident with being who they are, and I quite like that. It's

(01:02:00):
really I find that really attractive.That's what I was going to say.
For so long they had it bein the closet. Yeah, I mean
I wasn't exacted. So like,now they're living the lives and like that
we should be living. And Ialmost feel like that myself. I feel
like years I lived in Yeah,pretty much. What can I say to

(01:02:23):
me? I'm like, okay,but we'll get in travel if we say
that these days. Yeah, no, I know that. But I'm just
saying people have such fucking problems theydo. I have the biggest dick in
the room. They're like, ohmy god, are you saying you have
a dick? If I see anyonetalking about like homophobic people like, they'll

(01:02:44):
always get an absolute peace of me, because that is one thing that I
will not abide by. Its peopleslating somebody for their sexuality. That really
fucking like what I was saying tooearlier about there are people out there that
you know, they they they areassociated themselves with being cats and oh yeah,
all sorts. But I don't knowis one thing, but like just

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being true to who you are andyour sexuality. I think like everybody should
be allowed to be happy with theirsexuality and and I'm proud of it.
So I just cats, not cats. I mean, let's taste it.
I mean shit and liters do it. No need should be a cat because
I'd be like, touch me andthen they touch me like never mind.

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No, I can see you beingquite. I can see you being like
cat cunts. I have that,I know, but I love that about
them. Your dog is absolutely killingme right now. He's literally just like,
what can I shag next? Ohmy god, that's all that's on
his mind. He's he's my legamedot com and I'm here for it.

(01:03:51):
Yeah, So what is your plan? So you guys are going to the
poor well this weekend, that's goingto happen the pool after that. I
know where are we going? Whereare we going to go? Depends which
pour you want to go. Arewe gonna go check into a hotel somewhere?
We're gonna do one of the WestPools West, we got Calidas.

(01:04:14):
You guys don't want it. It'sso fucking hot there. It's time times
hotter than it is here. Yea, and everyone goes led by seven.
You don't want the calibastard calibastards?God is it shy? Is it bad?
We'll go to probably like you knowthem, God for your lad.
I think so London is really Londonhas a rooftop like I pulled it through

(01:04:34):
the queue and it's right here.Yeah, I mean, I think let's
go someone to have some lunch andjust gets barely something delirious from the scene
we wanted. Oh my god,I'm redhead Bay, but I literally says
this is time actually right, Yeah, I'm you should see right, it's
gonna say we should see them.But then you just what kind of podcast

(01:04:57):
is this? Okay, I'm opento any thing really coming soon to start
one? Yeah, it's so fine. I saw that you do one.
Yeah, that inspires me because Isee you as a very successful, classy
woman. Actually not you probably justlive in a bin somewhere out there,
and that's actually like, I knowthat's how I see you. I know.

(01:05:23):
I'm just be honest. It isfunny because you're nuts and I love
you, but I do see you. Yeah, but come on, you
know, let's let's put it thisway. I think of it as you
don't need to do it unless it'sreally fucking good, if that makes any
sense. I think like you're notYou're not desperate for anything like that,
Like that is something that you chooseto do. I get my tits out,

(01:05:46):
But would you say it's worth it? I don't think that like there's
any desperation to it, to behonest. That said, like I turned
out a certain age. We're notdisgusting disgusting. It is disgusting, disgusting
just and I feel like I neverreally other than when I was married,
like celebrated my body and like I'monly gonna I have five good years left.

(01:06:12):
So but you know what I'm saying. So you don't because you're much
younger than me. But we're notagain again talk about that, but I
feel like at this point, I'mlike, fuck it, Like if I
want to be cute and being lingerieand like you know, and just talk
to people like who can if peoplewant to pay you for that ship,
then right they do. So whenI ask you, do you like is

(01:06:34):
it worth it? Do you wanta good amount of money? Yeah?
I just started this month. It'sbeen about a month. Oh you've only
been doing it a mom Yeah.I like it, like so far.
I mean you're not kidding net though, are you just doing sex? Yeah?
But babe, I put more fuckingsexy things most free, right,
the only reason right, and wecan put this on the part of we

(01:06:58):
can, we don't have to.So the only reason that I am a
little bit like unsure about doing onlyfans is because at the moment, I'm
really wanting to go into acting.I've been doing acting classes. Alan DeGeneres
is on there, Whitney Coming.It's not a sex site. Yeah,
it's literally just paid content, right, so it's something good exactly. So

(01:07:23):
if you look it up and youlook all like there, it's becoming less
and less of like sexual sexual.I prefer to be sexual. But it's
almost like a subscribe if there's writinglike yeah, so there's like you want
sabs that there's people that are doingyoga, like really big names on there
that aren't doing anything sexual. They'reliterally just giving extra content, right the

(01:07:45):
people that want to subscribe to forit. But now you can get on
Instagram. You can get the subscriptionright, Wait, you can just subscribe.
Is that not the same when youthink about it, You're paying to
have extra, but why not haveit all? Yeah? Well yeah,
And I think, to be honest, like I the only reason that I
thought, like, I don't wantto do this is because I'm sketched and

(01:08:08):
it's going to Yeah, people aregoing to judge me, but also it's
gonna affect my ability to become anactress or absolutely not. Do you really
think it's gonna be okay? Onemillion percent? And so really I should
literally get my ars on that now. And I don't know. I don't
think Grandma thought not to bloody lie. I really believe there's going to be

(01:08:30):
we have a short amount of timebefore it's not even available for us to
do anymore because it's going to evolveinto something different and then we're going to
have like a celebrity section only,and then they're going to have another company.
It is very much get it now, because it's going to be oversome,
you know what I'm saying, Becausepeople have been making these two hundred
thousand dollars a month for so longthat you know, other companies are coming

(01:08:54):
to me with other ideas and getinto it where you can I mean like
and you can talk about fucking votingand yachting and where you're like skipper hat
and do whatever you want, whateveryou want to do or doing acting.
So I don't even really need toshow it loads on my Instagram, do
I. It can just be myagent will advertise it for one link on

(01:09:15):
your your like bio people will haveto do and then so I don't even
really have to, like, I'llintroduce you to my people that do mind,
will you? Yeah, I'd reallyappreciate that because I'll let you know
what you know, it's what theythink. The give me also an insight
and maybe encourage me to think,actually, yeah, absolutely shut At the

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end of the day, it's notworn. There's nothing wrong with it.
I mean there are people doing.If you look at my Instagram, I
put I always, I have photoshoots and I quite up of me in
a bikini, I've got big boobs, Like, there's a lot to see
that. There's a lot going on, and I on that for free,
right right. I want these peopleto be pecking you put on Instagram that

(01:10:00):
only fun, Honestly, the livesthat I do where I just talk to
people and like it's more comedic thananything, make me way more money than
just putting up pictures. Yeah,and if you said you're quite funny as
well, I'm just sitting like they'llask you dumb questions. I'm like,
fuck off, motherfucker, And no, can I just ask your podcast normally?

(01:10:21):
Are they normally quite quick? Butthis is longer because you absolutely love
us. Yeah, and you're actuallyjust so you feel like you're in a
bar and we're just having a greatold time. The people that you've been
on started by No, I reallyknow I love one big conversation. If
I didn't like you, I'd belooking at R and going like this,

(01:10:43):
obviously I love you guys, understandI got it. I got it.
No, you guys are easy andit's fun and I think that people want
to hear people have fun. Atthis point, like it's so exhausting to
be like complaining about shit. Ijust talking about the same media beca stuff.
Yeah, like over and over againthat we've all had. They this
is real life, Like hello,rely forgot I was on a podcast.

(01:11:11):
We're just getting drug off spot.Ryan's just some dodgy bartender hang out is
right, so weird computer in frontof him. This is very chaa.
This could be like a sitcom.Yeah, it could. And to be
honest, if Bravo don't give usa show soon, my bloody hasting up

(01:11:32):
on the chair. He's rubbing hisdick. He rubbing his dick. I
know that. I actually no agree, I just I like we over COVID.
We're doing it in the house forso long because we lost our studio
because COVID everything shut out. Soyou were doing it home well during COVID,

(01:11:53):
but we didn't. I didn't haveanyone come there. Did you get
so scared? No? Just right, just Ry is in a bubble?
Yeah, so were you just doinglike online? A lot of zooms.
Zooms had me so fucking bored tothe point where I don't I'm like,
I don't connect. You're just likeright, so what why am I hating

(01:12:14):
this? And then I'm over heregoing run and make it start? So,
yes, no, you guys aresuper interesting. Now that'd be both.
I'm glad that it's funny, likeI've met my best friend doing reality
television and not like have you really? Yeah? He was like doing my
hair for something for a show.I just fell in love. That's is
he Okay, he is. Hewas married to a gay man, but

(01:12:36):
he's transitioning and that's great. That'sso cool. I mean that is just
amazing. And it really does goto show like you just meet one person
in one moment and it can belike I really like you and like I
feel like that's why I was meantto be on the show. Yeah,

(01:12:58):
you think about how crazy it isif it didn't do any show, I
wouldn't. I wouldn't probably being ayeah no, it's well, I'm not
saying it would be alive because yeah, but no I together. Yeah sweet,
And I think that like if you'rean authentic person, that that's how

(01:13:21):
you meet your friends. Like everyonehas a story of how they meet their
friends. Like, yeah, youknow, I meant Mark, he was
doing my hair and then we becamelovers even though I'm not, I lived
in with me. He like helpedme raise my boys. Yeah, like
he was he still still is likethe light of my life. Um,

(01:13:42):
and then you know I dressed recently, like probably two years ago, I
met this really great makeup artist throughfriend and he's like my person too,
Like, you know, you meetpeople and it's like some but it's really
hard to hear that. Like he'sdealt with a lot of other you know,
reality quote unquote stars and they treathim like shit, Yeah that's show.

(01:14:06):
I am so disgusted by those people. Yeah, I cannot fucking tell
you. Yeah, that is likesomething We're all on equal fucking level playing
field. No one's any better thananyone else. And I like, but
that just goes to show how realyou are and how like genuine you know,

(01:14:27):
like like your your situation with likewhen you meet someone like that,
you know, yeah, yeah,I mean so yeah, yeah, that's
it's it's so nice. It's sonice to see. Actually, but I
so I asked Ryan, I'm like, to she have like a gaggle of
people with her, like, um, a publicist, because people have been
here with like a public not inthis in our old studio publicists here,

(01:14:50):
megup person a manager and agent.And I'm really, you were on like
one season or show that I don'teven remember. Are you serious? Remember?
Well maybe like walking in with apublicist, a lot of people everyone,
and you're just like, wow,I don't even have a fucking publicist
like, what are you doing there? Yeah, but that's to me like

(01:15:11):
trying, trying, trying. Idon't know that ship neither. I know.
I'm great. I don't need thatship. Also, that costs money.
That's so stupid. Is there anythingelse for us to drink? Can
you go get some coca? Thisis hell? Try that. I can

(01:15:38):
call my dealer for academy. Ihaven't done that something. She was just
saying it completely up fect. Wego to the mondre Ye all right,
this one's not allowed into that.I'll go to your guys pool, but

(01:15:59):
I can't do that. Can yougrab please come to the poor. I
just can't go my doggie because hewill kill because certificate for whatever. Then
you get some photos, yeah,I have because I want to do a
post also after this, potry havea nice picture, yeah, of course

(01:16:19):
on the gram to the point thatI can. Okay, right, that's
so a nice picture. Then,but should we should do it? Like?
Oh, butts relax janning because ifyou give more attention than they keep

(01:16:40):
going, I haven't. I'll holdthe pillar up so I don't like and
I go to pick him up andhe backs up, so I'm like,
okay, my sweet, he's beingso sweet. Sweet, he's not no,

(01:17:00):
no, he's stick in the head. Okay, so where's where's our
photo happening? I'm asking him becausehe's the lading. Oh, I just
love I love that you're crying andhe is my work. Right. I
did ruin his wedding. That wasa problem. Wait are you yeah?

(01:17:20):
He's not gay? Are you notgay? I thought you loved it?
He does not. Wait, soyou're married, so your wife, why
did you ruin it? Well?Nice, I thought you were going to
say something else. What does shenot like Brandy? No loves me.

(01:17:44):
She loves Brandy. I just gota little bit wasted. What did you
do if I don't want bran ofsomeone's No, I did some breakdancing,
I did some motor boating. Yougrabbed someone's baby. Absolutely, the baby

(01:18:05):
was safe. It was a safebaby. I don't even remember, so
I love you. She probably pickedup the baby and just threw it in
the air about the baby before thebaby like a phogo wasted on the ground.

(01:18:26):
Bannedy picked up the baby. Youguys, listen, she wanted it,
babe. I'm so proud of youjust doing his speech. That sad
I'm sorry. I mean, youdidn't make a stand online for fucking tacos

(01:18:50):
and stand up during your talking ceremony. What baby? Okay, I think
we're done right. I love Ilove driving New Mexico. It was so
fun. Okay, so what we'regonna do now is loads of cocaine and
go to the pool. Oh I'mokay, fucking blow cocaine up your asshole.

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