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Episode Transcript

SPEAKER_01 (00:17):
All right, guys.
Hey, welcome back to anotherepisode of Brainies and BS
there.
Oh yeah.
Brainies and BS followers.
It's almost it's winter now.
It is winter.
It's a nice day today though.
It was getting colder as the daywent on.
I don't know.
Did it really though?
Yeah, it was the warm the highwas at like 7 a.m.
Was it really?
Yeah, it was at 22 and then theysaid it was gonna go down all

(00:39):
day long.
It didn't really go down thatmuch though.
It was a little chilly up at theup at the mall.
I went up to the mall.
What do you mean the mall?
Up in uh St.
Cloud.
There's a mall up there?
Well, I went to yeah, and I wentto Shields, the sports goods
store.
The only mall I can think of.
And you know what?
Do you go to do people go tomalls still?

(01:00):
Is that a topic?
There's a mall there.
I wouldn't go in there, no, butthey do.
Like fast at Red Bon Hind.
Everyone's the mall and they allwent to the food court and hung
out.
They have the mall America.
People go there.
Yeah.
Do they though?
There's people there, but not asmany.
I mean, Shields was busy.
And I realize, I realize it'sit's like it's attached.

(01:23):
Is it a part of the mall?
In Anchor.
Oh, is it?
So it's like on the end.
It's on the end, yeah.
But it's got its own entrance,but you can also get to the
mall, the food court, throughthe other entrance or exit.
Is there any good food in thefood courts anymore?
I wouldn't know.
I I I realize after fiveminutes, it doesn't really
matter where I go.
I do not like shopping, period.

(01:44):
I was all excited to drive up.
The d drive up there was morefun, and the drive back was way
more fun than going actually inthe store.
I don't think I'm ever gonna goto the store again.
Unless it's I don't really likegoing to stores that much.
I was there for five minutes.
Was it busy though?
That's probably is that why youdidn't like it?
Because I don't mind I don'tmind looking at like hunting and
fishing stuff.
Well, the hunting and fishingstuff is upstairs, and I didn't

(02:05):
want to go upstairs.
I was specifically going thereto get some new tennis shoes.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
For pickleball?
Yeah.
I suppose you wear tennis shoesduring pickleball.
No, I wear tennis shoes, and myfeet hurt every time.
Really bad when I'm done.
So I asked the guy that is incharge.
He's a 20-year veteran ofpickleball, and he was a tennis

(02:27):
coach for 30 years.
Okay.
And he had some fancy shoes on.
He's really good.
And I just said to him, I said,Hey man, is this a is that
really true?
Does it make a big differencewith your shoes?
He goes, Oh yeah.
I go, You shouldn't.
Well, I just cut and stab it andtwist and turn.
I said my heels hurt.
My heels hurt.
No, you're coming down.
We got a guest.

(02:49):
He's coming down.
And uh, so I went and boughtsome new tennis shoes.
Well, they're pickleball shoes.
Do they make a pickleball?
I don't know they have to,right?
Well, the guy, the kid said thatit's really no difference from
tennis shoes.
They just it's marketing.
They call it pick becausepickleballs are popular.
Yeah.
So they don't call them tennisshoes.
They call them pickleball shoes.
Yeah.
Alright, well, hey, Q justshowed up.

(03:10):
Well, look who's in theneighborhood.
About time it gets you.
Let me get you on the mic there.

SPEAKER_03 (03:14):
What the hell has he got for that hat?
My North Carolina hat.

SPEAKER_01 (03:18):
Charleston.
Did you guys ever see the youdon't even wear that hat I got
you?
I do wear it.
The guns and golf.
That's my good hat.
I got like four new hats.
I got that same one.
Yeah, I know.
And I got this one now.
This is the one that uh have youguys ever seen it?
And I got a you gotta get thebuttons, you gotta pull a mic up
to your here.

SPEAKER_05 (03:37):
Kildeer Island.
Have you ever seen that uh TVshow?

SPEAKER_01 (03:40):
I lived in um God, here we go again.
Him and his Outer Banks.
We love you and everything, butyou sure like to watch those
girly shows.
Like below deck, outer banks,Kardashians, all that bullshit.
What's wrong with Outer Banks?
Have you seen it?
It's one of those BS realityshows, ain't it?
No, no, no.

(04:01):
It's a it's like a kid's soapopera thing.
Sorta.
That's a soap opera?
It's kind of like it's somethingyou'd see on life.
I've seen it.
Because my kids fun police andmy kid were like big into it.
But it's it's I the little bitsI saw, the parts of the episodes
I saw was like it reminded me ofthe bad acting and the like the
stuff from like a soap operafrom like it's like you're gonna

(04:23):
pause for a commercial and theykind of look at the camera and
not from the distance kind ofthing, but you're thinking about
something.
It's just kind of like the itwas it was terrible.
No, it was terrible.
Great show.
I'll give you a good show.
Go to the outer banks.
I've been there.
We did.
I went uh uh I did a lot ofboogie boarding there.
As my guy knew he would dowindsurfing, I'd go boogie
boarding out there.

(04:44):
Well, we didn't know.
That's where I got caught in auh isn't there where you go tuna
fishing?
Like on the TV?
Well, we went to Outer Banks andthen we'd go all the way from
Outer Banks and we'd go all theway down to Wilmington, which
was down kind of by SouthCarolina.
We'd go down there and we'd goon the ocean.
Isn't that where they uh that uhthat uh the the shipwreck movie,
the movie where the guy gets thein the storm?

(05:05):
Oh Jesus Christ, what the hellis it?
No, the perfect storm theperfect storm outer banks they
went to the outer banks.
Oh, yeah, that one.
I thought you were talking aboutthis.
Hang on.

SPEAKER_05 (05:14):
What kind of shows are filmed in the outer?

SPEAKER_01 (05:16):
No, it wasn't Gilligan.
This we're gonna call it theactual outer banks, so we just
did the the show tour.
I thought you were talking aboutthis.
I'm not sure what the hellyou're talking about.
Is this this isn't Gilligan?
Good tune.
Everybody?

(05:37):
Oh, this is Lake Superior.
This is Gordon Lightfoot.
Yeah.
Wrong, wrong, wrong area.
Well, I did it.
I knew you'd probably like thisone.
I do like it.
That's on my playlist.
This is this that's a wrongarea, though.

(05:58):
Do we get copyrighted?
Yeah, we get copyrighted forthat.
Yeah.
Oh it was on the radio in thebackground, so anyways, I
thought you were talking aboutthat shipwreck.
They lost 39 souls.
No, they always that's what youwere near their outer banks.
Oh, yeah, Mark Wahlberg.
That's right.
The perfect storm.
They almost made it.
I don't think they did.
They almost made it.
No, I'm pretty sure they didn't.

(06:18):
You know, and that's when thehelicopter crashed and the wave
hit the helicopter.
When they're trying to rescuethose idiots on the the other
idiots that were.
Was that on that same storm?
Yeah.
And then I won they should have,you know, they could have turned
around.
They didn't have to go.
Yeah, you'll they were getting alot of crab and no, they were
fishing.
How do they know they got allthat fish if they went down?
So all that fish got lost too?

(06:39):
Yeah.
Oh, jeez.
What a waste.
Well, maybe they were alive.
You don't that's a goodquestion.
How do you know they did catch alot of fish?
I don't know.
Well, I had to fill it in withsomething.
They must have been hot on thenot necessarily.
They could have been gettingtheir asses kicked.
They could have like gottennothing.
And why aren't you drowned?
And they were depressed.
If you had a life jacket on, youjust drive into the storm.

(07:00):
I just drive into the storm.
Okay.
If you had a life jacket on andsummer, I think we had divorced.
You had like that warm, they hadthat warm gear that keep you
like warm so you didn't gethypothermia.
Right, like the the who careshow big the waves are.
You just float.
It's not like you're gettingdrowned if you had a float, you
just float on top of the bigwaves until somebody came and
got you.
That's the only problem.
The problem is you can befloating out there for long,

(07:21):
don't you?
I don't think those lastforever.
I think I think you will getcold eventually.
Well, get one of those lifevests, they have those rafts
where they they just float onlike the big tubes, like the fun
station.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why don't you just go in thereand have a beacon and wait for
the storm to pass?
You can stand it up for like 10hours.

SPEAKER_02 (07:36):
Yeah, but you're in the middle of nowhere, though,
at that point.

SPEAKER_01 (07:39):
Well, yeah, you have a beacon, and then when they
come find you later when thestorm's gonna come find you.
I think they're they have abeacon thing.
I think they do have beacons.
It's kind of like when you gosnowmobiling now.
I was talking to these guys andthey had are oh yeah, like East
Side.
He he was telling me they allhave yeah.
I said that's good.
Yeah, for those the avalanches.
Yeah, in Colorado, yeah, yeah.

(07:59):
And they need the balloon thingtoo, but he don't have the
balloon things.

SPEAKER_02 (08:02):
I I said just drive somewhere else.

SPEAKER_01 (08:03):
Don't drive where they have matches or well,
because they want to go on thatpowder up on the hills.
They want to do hill climbing.
But there's still powder notwhere you can go or not hill
climbing.
We're kind of going to all overplace here.
Where did we start up at GordonLightning?
We started up with we went fromshopping.
I didn't know.
Oh, let me go back to pickleballshoes.
Can I go back to shopping?
Gordon Lightfoot.
I did do a pickleball shoe thingto uh snowmobiling out in

(08:26):
Colorado.
What does that say?
In avalanches.
I don't like shopping.
Except Black Friday shopping.
No, we did that too.
We went to uh Cabela's.
There you go.
Wow.
And I even got tired of there,too.
It's not fun.
Because I asked I spent too muchmoney.
I bought a new um shot collarfor the dog.

(08:48):
Do you know how much you spenton your shock collar?
Are you on drugs?
Oh, you have the GPS one?
Jesus Christ, it's like$1,200.
No, it was like$700 though.
Mine was like$700.
I got it.
I was gonna get one too.
I'm like, no, nope.
I was like, yeah, that lookscool.
And I saw it and like, yeah, no,we'll get the one that goes 300
yards.
That's fine.

(09:08):
I don't even want out of thesample.
I have two dogs.
It works awesome for watchingwhere they're at, though.

SPEAKER_02 (09:12):
No, like yours maps out.
It has like a map program.

SPEAKER_05 (09:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (09:16):
I ain't doing that.
So mine's really old.

SPEAKER_05 (09:18):
Because I always wanted to know where they go.

SPEAKER_01 (09:20):
Yeah.
They run away all the time.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you can get a GoPro andput it on them.
It's not gonna tell you wherethey go.
Yeah.
It's not gonna map.
It's like a GPS ed.
Well, you probably do, becauseyou probably could, yeah.
They have them.
Actually, they have on that,they have it on the new ones
that you have.
That one, the the the the collarthat you have with the the GPS.
Yeah.
They have it with a uh a videocaller.

(09:42):
Yeah, that goes with it.
Oh, really?
Yeah, and then you can see,yeah, I saw it.
I was like, that's pretty cool.
But that was like six.
I bet you I've had my collar forwhat?
At least ten years.
Mine finally died.
It was two dogs.

SPEAKER_02 (09:53):
What about those tags that they say you can put
on all your stuff to not getstolen or whatever else?
Some little oh, yeah, Appletags.
Air tag.
Yeah, you can do that.

SPEAKER_03 (10:01):
You just put an air tag on a collar, and would that
work for a GPU?

SPEAKER_01 (10:05):
No, because they only they only register when
they get close to anotheriPhone.
Oh well, you can get the chipfrom the bar of the phone if my
dog it only works with iPhonestoo.
No, the vet's gonna put itinside their skin.
I get it, but it is if well Ihave one of them, but somebody's
gotta turn them into the vet tofind that out.
Yeah, they do that.
That's too much money.

(10:25):
No, it's not, it's like$35.
It was done before I got thedog.

SPEAKER_02 (10:29):
They uh put that serial number in each one.
You bought a used dog?
Well, I bought a born, a brandnew dog that was born.

SPEAKER_01 (10:37):
Our dog is chipped.

SPEAKER_02 (10:38):
Before I got it, it was chipped.

SPEAKER_01 (10:39):
Jesus, you have a chip and a GPS?
No, it's just chipped.
No, he's got a chip in a jerseythat was maybe you should maybe
let the my you're a helicopterparent.
Helicopter parent.
Gotta know where the dog is allthe time.
Check it in on your phone, makesure where your dog is.
The dog is different than thekid.
I almost think the dog is introuble.

(11:00):
The dog's gonna get in moretrouble than the kid will.

SPEAKER_04 (11:02):
Why can't you GPS a kid?
You can't like with phones, Iguess.

SPEAKER_01 (11:05):
No, they do for uh people that have dementia.
He does that with his kids.
He's on the damn phone lookingat his kids.
I know every time I see you, youare like, oh.
Yeah, you watch your kids wherethey're at once.
I never do.
I was I didn't go down.
I didn't go down to Illinois forthat funeral, and you're you're
gonna let you text me and go,deal.
I can't I can't see where you'reat on Snapchat.
Because I was wondering.
Well, I was worried if you gotin a car accident.

(11:27):
What happened?
I'd open up Snapchat so you cansee my location.
Yeah, you don't have it onSnapchat.
I don't have Snapchat.
You gotta sign up for it andthen share your map.
I gotta see where you're at.
That's all I need to do.
Jay can follow me around.
Well, in case you guys dotrouble.
So Jay, so Jay can follow youaround.
Jay needs to know where you'reat all.
Well, what happens if you'renext time Jay opened up at the
bar on the show?
Remember when you got stuck outin that farmer's field?

(11:49):
Yeah, you can't.
Yeah, that's what I hope thattime.
There you go.
I had it on.
I know, and we saw where you'reat.
But you didn't come, but youdon't always share it.
Well, you just open it up.
But we were we were stuck in ourdefense.
We were immobile.
Yeah, you never didn't come outto help me eat, I guess.
We were out of way.
You have to open it up.
I don't use it.
I don't use Snapchat very often.

(12:09):
So I think if I do it it said 16hours in the same spot, last
seen 16 hours ago.
I'm like, God dang, I'm notgonna call them again.
I just don't open it very often.
I don't have it on.
I don't I don't use it.
I I I kind of use it because umbecause you watch your you watch
her No?
Yeah there's only one reason whyI get it.
Why?

(12:29):
I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonnashare it with you right now.
I'm gonna because maybe thereason why I don't delete it.
Here's why I use it of reason.
Is it just like a child's text?
There's one person that sends mepictures almost hourly.
My kid?
And it makes no sense what kindof picture he sends me.
No, that's my kid.
Yeah, no, I know it is.

(12:51):
Let's see.
Oh well, there you go.
Let's see.
Well that was one.
And then he sends me, he sendsme stuff of the school bus.
Like, like it's out the half thewindow.
I'm like, what are you sendingme this for?
Little shit missed the schoolbus the other day.
I had to go back and give him aride.

(13:13):
He just randomly sends that.
Like what what I I don't know.
I can't he's watching TV.
And then today he or yesterdayor today he sent me one.
I go, Aren't you supposed to beat that Christmas party?
It's one o'clock.
No, they drove up to Aiken toget some snowmobile parts.
He was in your living room.
And then stopped at the uh theholiday party afterwards.

SPEAKER_02 (13:35):
Oh man, what a great time of the year it is right
now.

SPEAKER_01 (13:38):
For what?

SPEAKER_02 (13:39):
We're on the verge of ice fishing.

SPEAKER_01 (13:42):
Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_02 (13:43):
Oh, before on the verge of snow.

SPEAKER_01 (13:45):
Before we get hold that thought.

SPEAKER_02 (13:46):
I would have had a whole drilled and ice.
I would have had fish thisweekend.

SPEAKER_01 (13:50):
Yeah, I think.
You told me last night you'regoing next weekend.
I am going next weekend.
I would have had some.
Or not last night, you told meThursday night.
You're going next week.
No, my I know.
My my kid wants to go too.
Okay, he's bugging.
He wanted to drive last night.
Did they go to red?
No.
No, he didn't.
Daryl didn't come back andactually ask me.
He gave me the report on Darylsaid.
Yeah.
Before I go that, can we justfinish up the shopping topic?

(14:12):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And then we'll move on to icecream.
We'll move on.
All right.
I hate strip stocks.
I hate stripes.
I hate it.
And I even like the stuff inthat store.
I don't like it either.
I don't know why hot deals onblack.
There's a couple things Inoticed today.
There's a couple things Inoticed today.
Because I stopped at uh before Iwent to the mall or the Shields,
the sports good, I stopped at aum truck dealership, the one

(14:34):
where I bought my truck just.
Of course, why not?
Yeah.
I'm going to drive through thelot.
And I looked at a um Well, youmight be you might be getting a
new one, I suppose.
I just 50 Platinum 2024 black.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
Loaded F-250.
And I was like looking at itgoing, I started drooling.
Yeah.
I'm like, that's the one asblack.

(14:55):
Fuel.
It had black or diesel.
That I didn't know.
I didn't find that out.
But I was out there, I'm like,this is the truck I want.
And it had a long box.
And I was like, four door alongwith.
Yeah, 50 minutes.
You wouldn't fit yours in thegrad.
I don't care.
Yeah, well.
Oh, yeah, right.
It'll make you.
Oh, it'll fit.
The movie take on a show.
It'll fit.
It'll fit.
It'll fit.
You have to climb up the ladderto get in your house.

(15:16):
$4,000.
Yeah.
Yeah.
$84.
So I'm thinking, I'm like, yeah,let's do that.
Well, then I looked at someF-150s.
Well, I found one that wasreally nice.
And it was like it was like$53,000.
God.
Then I was like, okay, well, Iwonder what I could get from
mine.
So then if I could sell that anddo this, maybe it wouldn't be so

(15:37):
good.
Sell it or trading?
Because that'd be I'd be curiousif they give you a trade.
I'd have to probably sell it.
Yeah.
They're gonna give me Jack forhis trade, maybe.
I don't know, maybe.
I don't know what this is.
I bought it from them.

SPEAKER_02 (15:47):
Yeah, but what do you have?
17?

SPEAKER_01 (15:48):
Yeah.
But I have 134,000 miles.

SPEAKER_02 (15:51):
Yeah, but that's nothing.
But it's still probably worth20, maybe 15?

SPEAKER_01 (15:56):
Maybe.
15?
I don't know.
Probably somewhere.
But anyways, so get back.
So I go to the um it just isboggling my mind how much these
vehicles are.
So I go to the parking lot atShields and I'm driving up and
down looking for a parking spot.
And I'm telling uh Negzilla, I'mlike, look at this.
Look at all these new truckseverywhere.

(16:18):
Oh yeah.
I'm like, how do all thesepeople do all these people make
that much money where they'redriving a brand new truck?
No, you can just finance it forlike eight years now.
Yeah, but it's like a thousanddollars a month.
Let's just say it's a thousanddollars a month for an eighty
thousand dollar car or whateverit is.
It's gotta be a thousand amonth, right?
If you're financing, I wouldthink, guessing.
So I'm thinking, does all thesepeople can afford a thousand

(16:40):
dollar a month car payment?
I suppose.
I mean, you think about that.
That's what you're gonna have.

SPEAKER_02 (16:47):
Plus your house, plus your between the house and
the car and then the food andgas and insurance alone.

SPEAKER_01 (16:55):
I mean, yeah.
And I'm like, you you don'tyou're living, you're living to
drive a truck.
I know, and I'm just like I'drather drive my older, a little
bit older truck and have agreat.
Well, and that's what but I waslike, oh my god.
I said, I like my truck, but Isure like that new one.
But it's it's not for$84,000.
I don't want it.

SPEAKER_02 (17:13):
It's a hell of a jump in the last five years.
I know in cars.

SPEAKER_01 (17:18):
Anyways, that's what I was thinking about.
And we can move on to the nexttopic.
Well, I'm gonna need to go makea cocktail either.
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, we better make one.
Did you see?
Oh! I gotta get you that bottle.
I'll get you that one.
I opened it up already.
No, not that one.
Oh.
I got the old school.
The old school.

SPEAKER_04 (17:36):
Oh, the old dynamic one?

SPEAKER_01 (17:38):
Yeah.
I got the old school uh so youfound an old bottle later in the
40 years.
Oh no, 50 years old.
My aunt gave it to us.
It's still good.
It's like from the 70s.
It's not even cracked.
It's even a house.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's not like this that yousaid?
I bought that one today.
It was cheaper to get that one.

(17:58):
They had a sale.
It was up at the neighboringtown.
Yeah.
And uh I was like, well, I'm notgonna get a big bottle because
we don't not make people drinkit, you know.
Well, the big bottle was$19 andthe little bottle was$15.
Yeah.
I was like, yeah, bring the bigbottle.
Yeah.
But really, can't ever go wrong.

(18:19):
Bigger.
Let's go make a let's go make abreak, and then I got lots to
say.
All right, let's get into it.

(18:41):
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Oh, so we just missed like awhole conversation there.

(19:01):
Yeah, we were gonna record it.
That's about flying.
And not just flying.
Well, your lack of being well,you behaving like a 95-year-old
man because you're stubborn andyou don't want to do it.
He's actually more he he wouldbe more willing to uh do a
little bit of change than you.

(19:21):
No, I don't know.
I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_05 (19:22):
Grandpa Jade jumped on a flight.

SPEAKER_01 (19:24):
Yeah, he didn't want to go.
He was like him.
We made him go, and then we gotthere, he was so happy he went.
Where'd you go?
We took him to FLA, uh, Floridaa couple years ago.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, he did.
Oh, I didn't know.
He did not he did not want togo.
He was like I bet he was likedipshit over here.
No, I'm just kidding, you're notdipshit.
He's like he actually had a goodtime though.
Remember what you're talkingabout?

(19:45):
He went walking every morningand he's scared of flying like
me, but he but uh Daryl took himto the airport because Daryl
stayed back for hockey orsomething a couple days and then
came down like two days laterand took him to he was in high
school and took him to the madesure he knew where.
You took him with, and they thenwe picked him up at the airport.
But yeah, you know, he had agreat time.
Well, that's once he was done.

(20:05):
I didn't know that.
I I asked him to zoo somethinglike it.
Was it over?
Like we tried it when he goes.
Was that Thanksgiving orsomething like two years ago?
Yeah, I think so.
I think my mom came over too.
I think two.
You think you could get him?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You were trying to rekindle theyou were trying to rekindle it
from from what 50 years ago?
Oh no.
Oh, he had mom and dad up there.

(20:25):
No, no, no.
My mom's an avid lister, by theway.
And second of all, she came withuh I know she did.
She came with uh oh by the way,your soup was delicious, by the
way.
Just you know, was it soup orwas it stew?
It was she said soup, but Iwould say more of a stew.
Yeah, it was really anyways.
No, yeah, I try to get well,even the other day we were over
there before Daryl flipped histruck over.

(20:46):
We were over at Did you doesyour grandma know about that
yet?
Yeah, I should have my dad don'tknow.
We were there having a couplebrandies during the day, and
then we then uh Daryl asked uhGrandpa Jay if uh he'd be
interested in um goingsnowmobiling out west.
He goes, I hear you always myuncle and him always talked
about doing it.
Would you cool if we set up atrip?

(21:08):
Oh no, I can't do that.
Why can't you?
Why would you do it there?
Well, we got him thinking aboutbuying a sled.
He said, I don't know if Ireally want to do that.
He didn't say no.
He said, I don't know if Ireally don't want to do that.
I said, you know, they haveheated seats now.

(21:30):
He goes, Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 (21:32):
Yeah, well, you can get them out on the trails,
probably not you know, need togo to Utah or well, he was
worried about I think he wasworried about his back, but I
said they have so much niceshocks and stuff and the heat
and everything.

SPEAKER_01 (21:44):
Right.
And he was worried about gettingcold, big big thing.
I said, You're not gonna getcold.
If I if my hands don't get cold,you're not gonna get cold.
No, I have heated gloves andheated hand warmers.

SPEAKER_02 (21:55):
You can't even put your hands on those.
No, no, I just got those gloves.
Yeah, yeah.
Hands aren't gonna get cold.

SPEAKER_01 (22:02):
I actually might go get a look at one next week.
Another one.
Um, my sister-in-law'sboyfriend.
He texted me last night.
He's got something.
They just got it.
They bought a new one last year.
Last year?
He's got a buddy that all right.
I mean, was it last year hebought a new one?
Because they didn't even bringit up to your place.
They went riding.

(22:24):
What does that sound like?
Oh, that's a sled.
They got two sleds.
Well, that's nice.
Did they get another one?
They must though.
Well, good.

unknown (22:34):
Nice.

SPEAKER_01 (22:35):
Anyways, he's got a buddy that wants to buy the old
legend.
Oh, really?
The one that Chris was gonna buythat I waited too long.
Yeah, you waited too long.
Well, yeah, because he got thehe's got two legends.

SPEAKER_02 (22:46):
I ripped them out this morning, I did.
Or last night.
Last night.
Was there a last?
No, I had to get him on thetrailer.

SPEAKER_04 (22:54):
Why?

SPEAKER_01 (22:54):
Did you have him at home?

SPEAKER_05 (22:55):
No, I had him up.

SPEAKER_01 (22:58):
You went up to the lake last night?
I went up to the lake lastnight.
And he came back today?
Yeah, because he knew aboutthis.
He came all the way back forthis.
Like, no way.
Cheers.
Yeah.
I'm impressed.
I know I got him to come back.
That's pretty impressive.
You wanted to answer your phone,you would have just stayed up

(23:18):
there and shut everything off.
And like, oh, I didn't see yourcall.
No, I'm surprised that heactually has his phone on.
Well, I had just got there.

SPEAKER_02 (23:26):
I had just got there and I I got a call from Nags,
and I thought, geez, I bettercall that back and see what's
going on.

SPEAKER_01 (23:32):
The reason why is because I was in her vehicle and
her telephone was connected tothe um the car, and I thought
they're not gonna answer if Icall for some reason.
They're gonna say, ah, callthem.
I would answer it.
And I figured, well, yeah, butyou usually don't have your
phone on up north.
So I th I didn't know you wereup north.
So then I'm like, just call bothof them and we'll see if we're
gonna get a get together fortonight.

(23:53):
That's a holiday cheer.
A little pre-holiday cheer.
And we could do a caster.
Are we not gonna see you beforeChristmas?
Well, we didn't know that.
We thought the studio might beisn't the studio getting
renovated.
So I thought we better get inhere before the studio gets
renovated.
I thought it already has beenrenovated.
I gotta do a shout-out because Iran into an old friend of ours.
He's an avid listener.

(24:15):
Uh, I told you about thembefore.
They're up in uh, they got thecabin in Wisconi.
They're from my local town.
Ran into them last night.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, they're at the old squatchgame.
Nice.
And then uh we went out to thelocal little establishment
afterwards and they were there,and uh he likes he he likes it's
uh big, I'll say CM, big CM,big, big, big guy, big strong,

(24:39):
lapping dude.
He is a good guy.
He was listening and he said, hegoes, Yeah, listen, you guys.
And I told my buddy up at thecabin we got to do a podcast.
I go, what about?
He goes, We'll just sit aroundthe campfire and be us.
I go, well, that's what we do.
I go, how about you and have toset it all up?
I said, how about you just comeon as a guest?
Yeah.
I go, as long as you don't clamup, that's but even if you clam

(25:00):
up, you're welcome.
Yeah.
I said, we'll reach out, we'llget a time and get you on the
air.
Because he's good peeps.
You'd like, I think you've methim before.
You may have.
I don't think he is.
Did I tell you?
Did I tell you uh that uh big uhgold team Eleanor from the from
the Oh from yeah from the Shesaid she's supposed to a lot of
the games over there?
Squatch?

(25:21):
The squatch game.
Well, she don't say hi to me.
Well, I don't know.
One lady I ran into her shotsevery time.
She comes over there, jelloshots and buddy shots.
She'll come up, she goes, Oh,yeah.
She goes like this.
And she'll put four shots infront of her.
At the Swatch game?
Oh, yeah.
She gets me four shots everytime.
She always brings yellow shotsin there.
And I go, so then I was doingchuck a puck last night.
I hit the bucket.

(25:42):
I had it one.
I had we figured it out.
I had it one.
I was up against the bucket likethat.
Someone hit the bucket.
They hit my bucket and wentaway.
And they were closer.
After I shot it, I made it.
And they were like, yeah, Ifinally did it.
I was gonna win because you gethalf the pot.
Right, right.
There was a lot of people therelast night.
It was like the whole stands wasfull.
It was a good payout, Dad.

(26:04):
61 shots to 13, and they lostone-nothing.
What?
61 shots.
So we had six.
The squash had 61 shots and theymade them.
The puck didn't have to ever getout of the zone.
They couldn't score.
The goalie was doing so good.
I was like, I don't know what totell.
What do you tell the kids?
It's like your defense is thatbetter.
No, they only had 13 shots.

(26:28):
So then that's so their goaliewas that good.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, he won to 13.
Yeah, and they lost one-zero.
But I f we figured out the puckchuck a puck.
I gotta go to the other side.
The guest side?
Because Jakers was there.
At the visitor side?
And he's like, we gotta go tothe other side.
Yeah, the visitor should throwit from that way.
Why?
Because there's I have all thesepucks coming from this way.

(26:50):
And that's what's getting mescrewed up.
Because I'm hitting that one.
I hit right.
The guy's like, You got it, yougot it.
I go, Yeah, I find it.
And then someone comes flying inand hits it.
I was like, Oh no.
I'm gonna win at one of thesethings.
What is it?

SPEAKER_02 (27:02):
It's not like a dollar a puck, is it?
Is it you get like a three forfive bucks?
Three for five bucks.

SPEAKER_01 (27:10):
Yeah.
Five bucks, three pucks?
Yeah, I just did three thistime.
I didn't do six.

SPEAKER_05 (27:14):
So what do you got?
A thousand bucks in that bucket?
Well, you get half the pot.
Half the pot, whatever it is.

SPEAKER_01 (27:18):
There's probably whatever they see.
Last night there was probably,yeah, I bet you was a lot in
there.
Because you get half the pot.
I bet you there was eighthundred dollars in there, maybe.
Nice, nice.
And I was so happy I was alreadycelebrating because I was at the
end.
I'm like, I finally made it.
I knew I could do this.
Because it's like it's like I'mthrowing it like bags.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I got that.
I the first one I did good.

(27:39):
The second one came in and justdid perfect.
Just perfect.
Slowly right up, and then it wasjust nestled up against the
bucket.
Did you like split it?
Like just like that.
Trying to pull up.
Yeah.
And I landed to the right and itkind of just curved to the left.
Because the first time I did it,I landed and it went a little
further left.
I'm like, I'm just going alittle bit further right.
And it did perfect.
Speed and everything.
Some kid threw it.

(27:59):
I never really got the shit somad.
So then we figured it out.
I gotta throw it from the otherside.
I'd have another chance.
So Jaggers was over the otherside.
He threw from that side?
No, he came from my side.
He goes, he goes, Why are wethrowing from this side where
everyone's stolen from?
We should go the other side.
That's the way they're gonnapush against you.
I mean, you're gonna put it inthe room.
I don't know, but if you can getit up against a bucket on this
side.
Oh, if you could run into them,yeah.

(28:20):
You know, it would just stopthere.
That might help the other sidetoo, though.
Yeah, you can have both sides.
Oh, now I'll do another show.
I don't know if she listens.
This old lady there, she's in awalker.
At the squad game?
Yeah, I met her like the firstyear.
And I had a very the first timeI met her, we were drinking some
beers, and uh she was telling meabout how she was a dancer back
in like the 40s or 50s.

(28:41):
What kind of dancer?
Yeah, just out of curiosity.
Like polka?
No, polka square dancer?
P-O-L-E.
Pole dancer.
And and I always talked to her,right?
I always talked to her.
She's an old lady, she's hits inthe handicap.
I was, but I forgot.
And let me tell a story.
Okay.
So and uh, super nice lady.
So you're talking to the thestripper.

(29:02):
So last we last game we were at,last game.
I go, last game I saw her, I go,how you doing?
She goes, not good.
I go, what?
Well, I shit myself all thetime, and I got goddamn
medication.
I'm doing not doing well.
I feel like shit.
I go, what?
Oh yeah, it's bad.
I'm like, oh my god, you didn'thave to get that.

(29:22):
Getting old is that fun, huh?
And it's like I saw her lastnight.
Last night I went up there,because that's where I throw the
puck, and she's in that handicaparea.
I said, Well, hey.
She goes, Oh, hey! I go, how youfeeling?
She goes, terrible.
I go, what's wrong?
She goes, I feel terrible.
I don't think she's gonna makeit much longer, to be honest.
You know, if she does that happythough, I mean it's that's part

(29:43):
of the.
Well, and then she still smokes,she's still a smoker, she goes,
hobbles all give the give thepoor girl a break.
Yeah, well, you let her enjoywhat it is.
Let's not take it all the wayfrom her.
I was gonna light it up for her.
I don't think I should light oneup for her.
I know you should smoke inside.
Let her smoke inside.
She don't need to go out in thecold and smoke.
No, no.
I actually agree with that.
Why not?
I mean, it does.
I don't like the smell of it,though.

(30:04):
I like the smell of cigars.
That's much of me.
Yeah, I don't like I don't likethe old smell.
I went to a cup.
Well, I told you that when I wasthere the other day when I went
to your shop.
You guys uh and I went to thathouse, and it smelled so bad.
Oh it was so bad as it was thebad cigarette smell.
Their house stump.
Yeah, but that's like stale.
It was so that's that's what'sbad.

(30:25):
Even like the little bars.
A Marlboro lights lights up, Ilove that smell.
It's just for like about 30seconds.
Yeah.
The first one.
If there's nobody else around,oh, I like that smell.
Oh, it smells good.
But then after that, I'm like,okay, it's gross now.
See, I like a cigar.
I love the smell of cigars.
Again, 95.
George, George Burns.
They smell good.

(30:48):
What was this one?
Idiot.
Your son.
Maybe my son sent you a pictureof me smoking a cigar.
I'm gonna show it to you.
I was with Q the other day and Ihad a cigar in my mouth.
He doesn't, he was kept yellingat me.
I like that.
I feel like I'm now a cigarsmoker.

SPEAKER_02 (31:05):
Yeah, I see.
What is that?

SPEAKER_01 (31:06):
Oh, yeah, I did see that.
What an idiot.

SPEAKER_05 (31:10):
I feel like I need to walk around with a mask just
to filter it out a little bit.
I mean, it doesn't do anything,it just filters.
It's a couple of stogies?

SPEAKER_00 (31:17):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (31:19):
You should have a little bit of the big thing.
I can have one every once in awhile.
Especially good for the braid.
I agree with that.
Actually, tobacco is good forthe braid.
Is it?
Stimulant?
Uh nicotine is good for thebraid.
You know that chicks.
No, no, no, no, no Alzheimer's.
Huh?
All the chicks chew now.
No, they definitely chew.
I was at that card thing and thegirls were all putting dips in
their lips.
No.
It was not like grizzly oranything.

SPEAKER_03 (31:40):
I saw some lady buy a buy that Zin strawberry and a
Zinn cherry.
I'm like, what's she doing?
Feeding the kids or what?

SPEAKER_01 (31:47):
And then they have like numbers on them.
They were talking about lastnight.
Like it's got differentstrengths of them.
Like you can get one, two,three, four.
I was like, you put these a few.
I go, if you guys shoot, fuckinghave a coping or a grizzle.
What the hell is this kid shit?
But no, we were at the cardthing you were supposed to do.
And they're putting it.
Why do you keep saying that'ssupposed to be there?
I didn't tell you.
I completely forgot about it.

(32:07):
You were part, you threw awrench in the whole thing.
We had to find two more peoplebecause you guys canceled.
We they have never called andsaid I was gonna be able to make
it.
You did too.
One of you two did.
Oh, did they?
One of you two.

SPEAKER_04 (32:20):
They would be either you, I've been funple's.
Wait, I'm not sure who they thatcould be.
It was fun please, though.

SPEAKER_01 (32:25):
It was it was a good time, actually.
She well, Funpleze had a babyshower the next day, so she was
decorating over at my cousin'shouse.

SPEAKER_04 (32:33):
Well, they were throwing up a few too many.

SPEAKER_01 (32:35):
She threw up uh baby shower for your cousin.
She has really nice, but shehelped put a baby shower on for
my cousin, yes.
Oh, which cousin has I?
And I know who she is.
Who's your cousin?
Uh remember that I told you wewent to the Greek wedding?
Well, yeah, the great with thewith the gyros?
Oh, yeah.
Oh my god, that they break theglass.
Uh yeah.
Really?
Mash on the hardcore green.

(32:57):
We had gyros for dinner.

unknown (32:58):
Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (32:59):
We had uh when are you gonna make that again?
Oh I just uh I got Euro meat atthe lake, right now?

SPEAKER_02 (33:05):
In the freezer.
Weird, weird.

SPEAKER_01 (33:08):
Phone must be dead.
Last time we had it was this.
Just go up there and go up thereand help build stairs and be
able to get invited back fordinner.
No, he actually said it Thursdaynight.
I told you guys I was invited.
You would never not be invited.
But I don't want to ask youguys.
I go with it.
I know he wanted help that otherweekend.
I'm I'm glad.
Well I was busy though.

SPEAKER_04 (33:28):
I got some i you guys got your own shit going on.
You want to do my shit.
All right.
You guys want to come up nextweekend?
Probably.

SPEAKER_01 (33:35):
Well, Red Lake next weekend to be honest with the
side.
Oh, Rake.
Speaking of Red Lake, and that'sa good thing.
So I talked to Daryl about it.
So he talked to the guys thatrun the one people that picked
up, they drove them out on thefloor with the trailer.
You know we're on the podcastright now?
I kind of forgot we're just uhsitting there talking.
Well, that's what it's supposedto be like.
That was a white idea.

(33:57):
But anyway, he said he goes, hegoes, yeah.
So we talked to the guy theowner or the guys that go out
and they work for whatever thatGRs or yeah, GRs, the resorts,
yeah.
And uh he goes, I'm gonna tellyou something.
Everybody wants all these peoplefrom the cities, you guys all
want to come up here when thefirst ice is.

(34:18):
He goes, That's not when youcome up.

SPEAKER_02 (34:20):
Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_01 (34:21):
Yeah, it is.
No, he goes, I've been up thereboth times.
No, I've been up there all thetime.
He goes, You gotta come up afterwe open it up, give it 10 days,
then you come up.
That's when you come up.
He's like, Everyone else wantsto be the first one out here,
like a soul.

SPEAKER_04 (34:34):
What do you mean after they open up?

SPEAKER_01 (34:36):
Once they get the roads going, then he's because
he oh was out there, he caughthe caught two walleye.
He said he caught two walleye,and I think that was it, two
walleye.

SPEAKER_04 (34:45):
Yeah, but within the next two weeks.

SPEAKER_01 (34:47):
But he's gonna be like, you don't you don't want
to be the first ones up herewith all those people.
He's like, you come up ten daysafter after we get the roads
going and we post it, then giveit ten days and then be up
there, and that's when the bestfish it is.
Maybe that's I think I think youjust get a well not maybe.
The guy works there.
It's not maybe you don't knowmore than Jr.
You don't know any more than theguy.
The guy works there, that's hisliving.

(35:08):
You don't know more than him.
I'm just maybe you're no, Iagree, I agree.
Whoa, he knows what I know.
Yeah, he but I mean the the fishhave the why would you tell him
that they didn't have nopressure for like for like two
months, right?
That's not hungry, baby.
Well, they're hungry.
Oh, they're hungry, they'rehungry.
And then and then they then yougot like a thousand people every

(35:32):
day in there just with lionsgoing everywhere and people
running everywhere.
And then do you say in ten daysafter that it's better?
That's what he's saying.
Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
I mean, I'm just saying itdoesn't it doesn't make a lot of
sense, but okay.
I'll take his word for it, but Imean why wouldn't you just tell
what you're doing?

SPEAKER_02 (35:49):
Well, once they start getting the road out, they
can get out uh rock piles andbricks and that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_01 (35:55):
So maybe that's you can get away from people, right?
But if you're if you're in thisgroup of a thousand people 200
feet from shore, yeah, 200 feet.
I like Colburn, you know.
Yeah, I was there today and Iwas looking at the seafood.
I turned you on to Colbert's, bythe way.
Oh, I know, thank you.
It's the best.

(36:16):
They're expensive, but they'remeat subscribers.
I almost I almost invited meatsubscribers.
Hey, meat guy.
I almost went at your shop todayor on Friday morning.
I went um, but I didn't see thistruck there, so I was gonna
stop.
I almost invited him on to thepodcast.
We've been we've been out I likemeat guy.
I haven't tried to get meat guywith here.

(36:36):
I know we did that.
I know that it was a good one.
Well, we're gonna have areunion.
That was actually a reallypopular episode.

SPEAKER_04 (36:44):
I brought the neighbor's kid into Brainerd and
I asked him about wait a second,time out.
Can I say that?

SPEAKER_01 (36:51):
No, I don't know.
Well I was a kid, first of all.
Yeah, you might be getting alittle subject.
He did have a safe word.
We were okay.
He just grabbed it.
Why would you take a 12-year boytoo?
It was Black Friday.
Did you go look for beer?
I was going to go to the house.

(37:13):
If you said, hey, can I takeyour kid to town?
No.
I was going to town.
Can we come back to the room?
You went to town?
Can we come back to this?

SPEAKER_04 (37:23):
It was about the meat guy.
Oh, okay.
That's what I was getting at.

SPEAKER_01 (37:26):
Jackie asses.
You took the neighbor kid intown.
How old is the kid?
Wait.

SPEAKER_03 (37:30):
I think he's 12.

SPEAKER_01 (37:31):
Oh my god.
So you took the neighbor kid toBrainerd's.
I let him drive.
Oh Jesus, God damn it.
Why would you do that?
The parents are okay with that?
Why would you say that?
I don't know.
It's kind of weird that you justtook the neighbor kid.
Your kid.
I was calling and he wanted togo there.
We've known each other foryears.
Yeah.
He's just like, hey, you want togo shopping?

(37:55):
You want to steer?
No, he knows the guy.
He's got the kid for you.

SPEAKER_03 (38:00):
No, no, story.
What meet mark did you go to?
So I asked him about VonHansen's.
And he's like, I've never beento Von Hansen before.
I'm like, no.

unknown (38:10):
Oh.

SPEAKER_05 (38:11):
So also they got Maury's there.
Oh, the Maury's either.
Is there Maury's and Brainerd?

SPEAKER_04 (38:16):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right next to each other.
Oh, really?
Von Hansen's?

SPEAKER_01 (38:18):
Yeah, I just didn't buy it.
There's a Baxter manager.

SPEAKER_04 (38:21):
So we got there, we got smoked fish.
We got the Holdish and stufflike that.
No, we got some meat sticks.

SPEAKER_02 (38:28):
We got all kinds of stuff.
I think I spent$75 on in eachspot.

SPEAKER_04 (38:33):
Well, yeah, I go to the beat sticks and the smoked
fish and the dip and all thatstuff.
Oh god, we had a feast.

SPEAKER_01 (38:39):
The smoked salmon?

SPEAKER_05 (38:40):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (38:40):
Not so good.

SPEAKER_05 (38:41):
We had the dip and the smoked salmon.
My point.

SPEAKER_01 (38:44):
My point was the smoked salmon dip.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's a wood wood fire, it'scalled wood woodards or
whatever.
We should go there snowbilling.
We should.
And you know what else?
So I was at the Colburn's today.
Yeah.
What would you say the costwould be for walleye per pound?
Walleye.
I'm gonna say it's probablygonna be around that area.

(39:04):
That's exactly what that was.

SPEAKER_03 (39:07):
I was like, because I wasn't that ridiculous.
$70 a pound?

SPEAKER_01 (39:12):
I'm gonna go catch.
17, yeah.
Yes.
What do you think it costs to godo yourself?
I would bring my walleye too.
It's probably like 50 bucks apound.

SPEAKER_04 (39:20):
If I could get 17 bucks a pound, I would bring all
the fish I caught to Von Hans's.

SPEAKER_01 (39:26):
No, you wouldn't.
You're gonna spend 50 bucks apound getting it.
Well, I don't care.
I don't know.
I'm selling for 17 bucks apound.
Well, you're gonna be talkingfuel license and all that shit.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (39:35):
I mean, what a 30-inch walleye what's up?
10 pounds?
I got it.
Well that's a$200 fish.

SPEAKER_01 (39:42):
Yeah, but you're not gonna catch a 30 incher.
We can't there's you're notgonna catch that much.
You're gonna get three poundsbecause maximum.
And then because of our lovelystate, all the fees that we
gotta pay.
You can only keep a fish that'sthis big.
I mean, it's yeah, yeah.
If I caught a thirty, I wouldn'teven be like, you can't keep it,
yeah.
Well, do they get that from theNative Americans?
Yes.

(40:02):
Okay, that's what I thought.
Usually it's mostly supplied bylike a lot of the tribes.
But yeah.
I mean, it's like the blacks andthe red lakes and stuff like
that.
All right, I gotta make acocktail.
So we'll buy.
Alright, quick break.

(40:27):
It is a good one.
That's catchy.
It is very catchy.
Oh, and update.
Update on what?
T Swift got back to me a littlebit.
Her people did.
They might be interested ingetting some lyrics put
together.
I thought you said it was a donedeal.
Well, she lied.
She lied?
What the hell is wrong with thatuh the studio dog?

(40:49):
Somebody's here.
Who the hell's here?
We're all there.
We're all here.
J and J may be coming over.
Who?
J and J.
J Lo and J Lo?
They might be.
I don't know if they are though.
J-Lo and J-Lo?
Oh.
Oh, really?
Oh, I'd probably give him a bighug if he's here.
I haven't seen him for a while.
I know.
He's a big old teddy bear.
He is a duty teddy bear.

(41:09):
But Q Q has bigger fingers thanhim.
By the way.
By far.
Not to like be rude or mean oranything to you.
Have you been to a doctorlately?
I was just there.
Did you ask him?
He's on two pills now.
I had to double it up.
He's double up as well.
I'm feeling that your fingersare getting bigger.

(41:30):
You might need to go get thatchecked out.
Because I've been looking atthem and there's no array that
they're doing.
They're getting bigger under thegiant thing, whereas under the
giant's like getting bigger andbigger.
Gigantuism.
But they got bigger.
Their head got bigger.
But that's just your hands,maybe.
I don't think my hands arefingers are getting bigger.
That is not.
I wish we could.

(41:51):
Where's the camera guy?
That is ridiculous.
That's awesome.
They're not much bigger.
Well, they're a lot bigger,mice.
Yeah, they're a lot.

SPEAKER_00 (42:01):
You got listen, listen.
No.

SPEAKER_05 (42:04):
You can't look at my hands and your girly fingers and
go, oh, they're getting biggernow.

unknown (42:09):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (42:10):
I mean, yours are like the like mine's like coming
to like.

SPEAKER_01 (42:14):
I think yours are shrinking.
I think that's really what itis.
Thank you.
What is it?
Mine about the same size.
You look like that.
You look like you know what youlook like?
You look like the like the memesof Donald Trump.
With the little fingers.
I never seen that.
Well, people I don't know whathe means.

(42:36):
People always say Donald Trumphas little things, like little
hands.
It's like a Democrat like memething, whatever.
They always kind of joke makejokes about it.
Well, I would like to have hishands and his bank account.
I think there's bank account.
Yeah.
I'd I'd take his bank account.
If you had to have hands, likeyours and my hands are almost
the same.
But if you're what I you keepsaying that, it doesn't make it

(42:59):
true.

SPEAKER_03 (43:00):
What are you talking about?
Put them up here.
It's like a two-year-old infantto a full-grown man.
Give me a hand.
Give me a hand.

SPEAKER_01 (43:13):
Get out of here.
Well, they might be skinnier,but they're longer.
Two just as long.

SPEAKER_03 (43:18):
It's like holding hands with my wife.

SPEAKER_01 (43:21):
Let me see.
It kind of is, isn't it?
It is.
Mine are longer than it is.
Your palms are up just.

SPEAKER_03 (43:30):
Oh! Oh, or you gotta match our palms right there.
Right.
No, you're not matching.
You're not matching.

SPEAKER_01 (43:35):
No, you're not matching palms.

SPEAKER_03 (43:36):
Mine are bigger.

SPEAKER_01 (43:38):
No, you're not.

SPEAKER_03 (43:38):
I think we're about the same thing.
Right there is about matchingpalms.

SPEAKER_01 (43:42):
Wait, wait, wait.
You gotta match this part.
Hold your palms up there again.
I'll give you a photo on it.
I'll show you where you're at.
So why do you keep going higher?
Because you're not matching upright.
I'm just gonna hold my handright here.
Right there.

SPEAKER_02 (43:52):
That's not right, though.
Right.
Okay, right there.
Right.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, you hold your handstill.
Alright, you do it.
Okay.
Right there is where we matchup.

SPEAKER_01 (44:03):
We can't see the I can't see from the air.
Can we put this on the website?
We can't talk to J-Lo.
I can't.
J-L did this on the website.
You're born with what she cares.

SPEAKER_02 (44:14):
Nobody cares.

SPEAKER_01 (44:15):
No.
Nobody cares about you.
Mine are stronger.
Girly fingers.
When you look at it like that,it's it's like it's like the dad
and son.

SPEAKER_05 (44:25):
For the listeners at home, just picture your wife's
fingers.
That's what we're comparing on.

SPEAKER_01 (44:30):
It's kind of it's kind of like it's kind of like
that father-son moment.
I can't help it.
What do you want me to do?
Get hand implants.
I always think about like thatuh the uncle from from uh it's
always sunny in Philadelphia.
Charlie's uncle.
Is it in prison?
Put your hands over top of mine.
They look like they look likethey're my hands, right?

(44:54):
I can't with the fake hands.
My hands are shrinking, maybe.
Well, you are so focused on myhands, you maybe.
No, I no, I'm not focused onthem.
What I was worried is that youfocus a lot.
Because I think they're gettingbigger.
Maybe they're swelling up.
I was just worried because maybethey should be getting bigger.
Should they?
I don't think they are gettingbigger.
Well, maybe they are.

(45:15):
No, they're big.
They're big meat.
Those are some big hands, man.
They're big hands.
Darm wrestling guy.
Did you see him?
That's ridiculous.
I feel bad for him.
I heard he I heard he's from upby the cabin.
Like up in that area, yeah.
Like the no, he's Wisconsinsomewhere.
No, I heard he's been.

(45:35):
I don't like that they pick onhim.
I don't think so.
Like he's like lakes orsomething.
He's like a social media star.
Yeah.
But I feel bad that they pick onhim for that because he can't
help that.
No, but you see, look at hispictures when he's young.
What do you see?
What do you arm wrestle thatguy?
And his hands, these guys arebig as is it both arms or just
both arms.
It is both arms.
Yeah, it's like they'regigantic.

(45:57):
You look at him when he's a kid.
Like they're big.
Yeah, he's huge.
He's got these arms that go downto his knees.
Yeah.
His hands are like down by hisknees, but his hands are his
arms are just huge.

SPEAKER_02 (46:06):
He arm wrestles these guys.
He grabs hay bales by the feet.
Yeah, yeah.
He arm wrestles these guys.

SPEAKER_01 (46:11):
That's what you clean.
These guys are pretty big dudesat arm wrestling.
He just goes like this.
We're gonna we're gonna meet upwith Uncle Ron here in a couple
of weeks.
Oh yeah.
For Christmas?

SPEAKER_02 (46:22):
Farmer, Wisconsin farmer.

SPEAKER_01 (46:27):
No way.

SPEAKER_02 (46:28):
All day long.

SPEAKER_01 (46:28):
Take a picture.

SPEAKER_02 (46:29):
But my grandpa had big hands.
All day long.

SPEAKER_01 (46:31):
Mine did too.
I mean they're giant.

SPEAKER_02 (46:33):
It's that big around.

SPEAKER_01 (46:34):
Take a picture.

SPEAKER_02 (46:36):
They're like that.

SPEAKER_01 (46:38):
You gotta take a picture.
Put your hand like that.
Yeah.
I don't know if he.
Maybe.
Maybe.
This is for a podcast.
But he's a farmer.
That's all I did.
My dad was a farmer and he's gotlittle.
Your dad was not a farmer.
What the hell did he call it?
It wasn't until he's 18.
Yeah.

(46:58):
What did he do all day?
Every day we're out there.
Yeah, pretty much.
No, they did shit.
He picked up rocks.
But picked up rocks.
Yeah, but his hands are smallerthan mine.
He didn't do the hay balesthough, really, because they
didn't have cows.
Your hands don't grow because ofyour farmer.
They just get thick.
They get stress and stuff onyour skin.
Stress in the world.

(47:18):
The skin, they get strong, butthey don't get bigger.
That's a white.

SPEAKER_05 (47:21):
Well, it's kind of like seven feet tall.
Well, I don't because I walkevery day, it makes me grow
taller, or what?

SPEAKER_04 (47:28):
You work with your hands, it means your hands may
be bigger.
Yeah.
Because your muscles in yourfingers grow.
Oh, for fucking.
There is muscles in there.

SPEAKER_01 (47:36):
I think that's what I want to hold that too.
The more you're working them.

SPEAKER_03 (47:40):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (47:40):
But on the keyboard?
I'm not sure what's on theinside with that.
That's working.

SPEAKER_03 (47:44):
You're working them on a keyboard.
No, if you're lifting hay balesall day, you're not lifting
hayers.
You're not lifting hay bales.
Yeah, you're not lifting haybales.
No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_01 (47:52):
So why are they?
I was doing office furniture.

SPEAKER_04 (47:57):
Could be getting bigger.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (47:59):
They're huge, man.
I'm just saying.
If they get much bigger, youmight want to just talk to the
old doc and say, hey, I wouldjust say at the dock.
Maybe the wife likes it.
Can uh Eddie gets uh can I seeyour actor?
Eddie wants to see Eddie.
I want to go meet his idiot.
Eddie and G want to get what yougot going on.
How do we figure this out?

(48:20):
What is it?
What can we do?

SPEAKER_00 (48:22):
He went and took a pill to make his wiener bigger.

SPEAKER_01 (48:26):
And it made his fingers bigger.
And you're like, Doc?
Ron pill Ron Pill, Jana.
You're like, hey, thanks for thepills.
Everything's going good in myhands.
But my weed is not gettingbigger.
Oh! I gotta just adjust thatdosage.
Well, then whatever you find outyou're taking, then give it to
me.
I'll take something to get my sothen we can go out in the town.

(48:49):
We'll be head to head.
Yeah, we'll be all right.
We'll be like this.
I like it.
I like it.
Is that what it is?
I'm kind of curious now.
Round pill?
Well, you can Google that thewean pill.
No, because I think that doesn'tmake it bigger, does it?
I don't know.
There is one that does make itbigger.
I don't know.
I think that just means well,this is a family show.

(49:13):
I didn't bring up the meaning.
Well, it's moving on.
All right.
What are we gonna talk about,you guys?
I don't remember what we weretalking about.
We were talking about the besttime in the season.
Ice fishing.
Early ice fishes, ice fishing.

SPEAKER_03 (49:25):
Snowmobiling?
Yeah, we're gonna be able to doit.
We're finally gonna hit theslopes this year, the
snowmobiles.
Yes, we are.

SPEAKER_01 (49:31):
We're gonna go snowmobiling.

SPEAKER_03 (49:32):
We're finally gonna have snow.

SPEAKER_01 (49:33):
The sleds are gonna roll this year.
Are we?

SPEAKER_02 (49:35):
We're supposed to get six inches on Wednesday up
there.
We already got snow.

SPEAKER_01 (49:38):
They already been out.
We don't have that much upthere, do we?
I don't know, but they'regetting supposed to get six
inches on Wednesday.
Who's they?
Ours, like in our area up north.
What?
Like Michigan or something?
No, we could go like middle.
They said they got 18 inches atnorthern Michigan at UP.
They don't.
Who told you that?

(49:59):
I went on the player's app forthe snowbill trail.
That one is like two inches.
They're full of shit.
What told you?
We already got snow already.

SPEAKER_05 (50:06):
We're gonna have we're gonna have the snow.
This is gonna be a good year.

SPEAKER_01 (50:09):
That's gonna be a good year for snow.

SPEAKER_05 (50:10):
The fish are schooling up right now.
Ice fishing is gonna befantastic in about two weeks.

SPEAKER_01 (50:16):
Don't be telling Eddie your honey hole.
Don't be telling me your honeyhole.
Because he'll bring a study.
He'd come with.
He might have the whole line.
Oh, I gotta get a new one.
A new one.
Yeah, because my old one got abreak-in.

SPEAKER_05 (50:31):
Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 (50:32):
You get a new fish house too?
Oh, that's right.
He took your slab.
The live scope, the snowmobile,everything.
He put it all into a bigblanket.
It fit in the blanket.
I'm looking at it.
He did take a lot of stuffthough.
Yeah, that guy.
On camera.
Why can't why can't the cop giveyou information about that?

(50:52):
Why can't they just makepeople's ass like you?
Can we?

SPEAKER_03 (50:57):
Like we can save the whole court system a lot of
money.

SPEAKER_01 (51:00):
I mean, he said he can't talk about it.
He couldn't tell me anything.
That means he knows who it is.
We know what town he lives in.
What if we take a littlefriendly little trip to check
out the local saloon in poly inthat town?
Maybe have a week one and maybejust cruise up and down the
streets a couple and we see thecolour.
Oh, you think you find them?
The car was sick off.
There's only one of that car.
You don't know the car though,do you?

(51:21):
Oh, you do?
Oh, you got the car?

SPEAKER_04 (51:26):
I didn't know it had the car in it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it does.

SPEAKER_01 (51:29):
There's only one of those town.
It's like a bright red Hyundaior something, whatever the hell
it was.
Kia or something.
It's a four-or bright redlittle.

SPEAKER_02 (51:37):
I hate to be the guy driving a bright red Kia in this
small town no more.

SPEAKER_01 (51:42):
Why don't we just go up there and just take a look at
this?
I'm not, I don't care.
I'll say it.
If you drive a bright red Kia,permissive, your piece of shit.
It might be a Jeep, Jeep or aKia.
We might be there this week.
Whatever.
I don't know.
It's a four-door little smaller.
If you drive a small bright redFUV and you steal shit for

(52:02):
people, you're an asshole.
And we're gonna come.
Maybe we can come knock on hisdoor.
I'd like to find him.
Come and knock on your door.
We'll be waiting for you.

SPEAKER_00 (52:11):
And heads and kisses, heads in please company
too.

SPEAKER_01 (52:17):
Yeah, no, but so the cop the cop where's permanent
striped head.
Straight up past us.
About it's about between almostnot quite the DL.

SPEAKER_02 (52:27):
Not quite.
About halfway.
Boy, that's lineways.

SPEAKER_01 (52:29):
It's about halfway the DL.

SPEAKER_05 (52:30):
That's a journey.
Might as well bring the icefishing gear.

SPEAKER_01 (52:33):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean what's left of it.
It's only about Yeah, I know.
We got a house.
We got a house and a fishingrod.
You know what's funny?
He's bringing the ice house andput it in his driveway.
He didn't take a lot of icerods.
Put the ice rod in his driveway.
He didn't take a lot of the icerods.
He there's some nice ones therethat were like custom ones.

(52:54):
I have some nice ones from uhfrom that place from whatever.

SPEAKER_05 (52:58):
By the way, yeah, they were all gone.
You lost all of them.

SPEAKER_01 (53:01):
I didn't lose all of them.
There was a couple.

SPEAKER_05 (53:03):
In case the insurance guys listened, I
remember the date.

SPEAKER_01 (53:05):
I don't care.
There was there was there was ashit ton of rods there.
They didn't take all of them.
He missed some good ones.
What date was it?
But he took a lot of good ones,too.
Do you remember the date?
Yeah, all the other custom rods.
November what?
Well, I have a lot of customrods.
So he wasn't the date he's hewasn't an outdoorsman.

SPEAKER_05 (53:20):
He was just a thief.
It was before they mean.

SPEAKER_01 (53:25):
Did you try to find it?
Yeah, I'm gonna show it Q, thevideo.
Oh, I saw it already.

SPEAKER_03 (53:29):
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I know I didn't see theknapsack coming out.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (53:33):
I showed it to you, didn't I?

unknown (53:35):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (53:35):
No, I didn't know.
Oh, yeah, you tested me it.
That's right.
I can just go to your text.
I text you a link to it.
Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 (53:42):
You know, I remember back in the day when I got my
tires stolen off my car.

SPEAKER_01 (53:46):
All four goddamn tires.
Where am I seeing tires andrinse?
Where am I seeing that night?
Where am I see that night?
I was so goddamn.
Oh god, I was remembered Italked to you.

SPEAKER_04 (53:57):
I could have killed somebody that night.
But they put it on blocks.
Yeah.
Yeah, they put it on a brick.
Yeah.
And and I had I had the the key.

SPEAKER_03 (54:06):
The key.
The anti-steel goddamn lug nun.
They broke into my car and gotthat out somehow.

SPEAKER_05 (54:14):
I don't even know where that is.
How the hell did they find it?

SPEAKER_01 (54:17):
They weren't mad if you were home.
You wouldn't know them.
No, no.
But you got mad at me becauseyou were like, god damn it, you
get me sleep over here.
And then like you were caught upwith it.
I didn't get mad at you.
I didn't get mad at you.
I was not mad at you.
Oh, here we go.
Everyone's got a weird.
Oh shit.
Sorry.

(54:39):
Rewind it again.
Hold on.
I just did.
We can't.
This isn't good radio, but Iknow.
There's a guy.
He's driving on the tackle.
Is he looking underneath thehouse?
He's got smaller hands than me.
No, he so he What was he doingthere?

SPEAKER_04 (54:52):
I thought he was looking at him out.

SPEAKER_01 (54:54):
He drops some tackle because there's a bunch of new
tackle that's missing.
Brand new in the package.
Tackle that was up in thatcabinet that he decided to take
it.
Oh, this is a picture of himcoming out.
Yes.
Oh, it's his.
He just acts like it's his.
No big deal.
Why is he going that way?
Because his car is watching comeout.
Play it where the car comes out.
Oh, he's parked.
He's got enough balls to parkright in front of them.

(55:15):
Playing ripped off.

SPEAKER_00 (55:17):
But he knows these are cabins.
Wow.
Play it, play the car going byand just show cue of the car.

SPEAKER_01 (55:23):
Well, you can just go to the next one.
I mean, I next free.

SPEAKER_02 (55:25):
I'm okay.
I'll just pull over anybody.

SPEAKER_01 (55:28):
I think we should go up to that town and let's go
confront him.
Oh, yeah, here we go.

SPEAKER_02 (55:31):
There it is.

SPEAKER_01 (55:33):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (55:34):
Oh.
It's orange.
It's not even orange.
That's orange.
That's one of them.
It's not a Hyundai.
It's that what's that sheep?

SPEAKER_01 (55:41):
I don't know what it is.
It's like a Kia or something.

SPEAKER_03 (55:43):
No, it's like a things.

SPEAKER_01 (55:47):
No, no.
No.
That's a Kia.
No, it's Kia?
Well, how many orange vehiclesin that Peru?

SPEAKER_03 (55:55):
No, something like that.

SPEAKER_01 (55:56):
That's a one symbol.

SPEAKER_03 (55:59):
It's like a clown car.

SPEAKER_01 (56:01):
I mean, what is that?
That car is not.
That's not a Hyundai.
That's um.
What the hell do they call themthings?
I don't know.
It's like a scion.
Sign like the hamster thing.
Yeah, it might be a scion.
Oh, you think so?
Well, I think it's one of themhamster wheel deals.
I mean, how stupid can you be toknow?
Everybody's got camerasnowadays.

(56:21):
A bright orange hamster.
How can you drive a big brightorange hamster car, go steal a
bunch of shit out of somebody'shouse when you know everybody's
got cameras nowadays?
Well, and for the record, howmany weeks ago was that?
You're sure enough to say I'mstill working on it.
How is it so hard to figure outthat car?
What's funny is that he took wecan find it tonight.
Well, I thought he knew who itwas.

(56:41):
He did.
He thought he knew who it was.
Yeah.
He said he goes pretty much,yeah.
There's only one guy with ahamster car like that.
Well, they rented the cabin onthe road, so all you do is talk
to the person that rented theowns the cabin and say who
rented the cabin from you.
Right.
Why don't you go down there andask them?
I know, I should.
I should.
Million dollars.
I haven't talked to her.
I don't know.
I don't know her that well.
We should open up a sidebusiness being private

(57:03):
investigators.
Huh?
Huh?
Brandies and BS investigators.
Investigators.
We could figure it out.
We could already found this car.
How does a sheriff if I wasworking on the yeah, because you
wouldn't want to talk to theperson that owned the cabin.
Yep.

SPEAKER_02 (57:18):
Oh, and you'd have found that car.
I mean, you can't.
You can't hide that car.
You can't hide that car.
No, you can't hide that car.

SPEAKER_00 (57:24):
He didn't know the night.

SPEAKER_04 (57:25):
He ain't gonna be hiding.

SPEAKER_02 (57:27):
No.

SPEAKER_04 (57:27):
What an idiot.
I mean, if you got like a black,black, shabby pickup truck.

SPEAKER_03 (57:34):
I mean, one thing but that goddamn thing over
there, boy.

SPEAKER_01 (57:38):
And it's like he he didn't think that there would be
a camera at out there.
That's why he didn't think aboutthat.
Which is funny is it's it, it'sI don't know.
It was well never did aneighbor.
Like neither the neighbor whenshe took away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this happened on a Friday.
I was up there the next day.
No, that was inside the cabin.
That wasn't a Friday.
No, it was not.

(57:59):
It was a Friday.
So I went up there on aSaturday.
If it was a Friday, it wasreally dumb because Grandpa
Jerry could have been up there.
He wasn't because it was toocold.
So yeah, but it wasn't thatcold.
He wasn't up to that one.

SPEAKER_04 (58:09):
Well, there's not even any pre-snow.

SPEAKER_01 (58:12):
Yeah.
Couldn't have been that cold.
It was it was only two weeksago.
Two weeks ago yesterday.
What an idiot.
But he went up there.
Let's go up there on the way upto your place.
There's no reason why hecouldn't fish on that.
That fish still stuck like weedthe next day when I was in
there.

SPEAKER_05 (58:26):
Oh, he was.
Do you think he was smoking weedin the house?
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (58:30):
I don't know, or he had his it just was on his
clothes.
But I thought I said this, Isaid that to the cop, I'm like,
I think it's like weed in here.
He's like, that sounds like oursuspect.
So I bet I don't know if he satdown on the couch and just
smoked a joint.
You have video evidence evidenceof him.
But he's gotta have the shit.
And he knows he took DNA sample.

(58:51):
He went to shake and wrestling.
DNA of what?
Like the doorknob?
Every cab that was open, right?
Hold on, he had a CSI crew outthere or what?
No, he didn't.
Huh?
He went through and took it.

SPEAKER_03 (59:02):
Oh, the local sheriff was doing it?
Yeah, it's kind of like outerbanks.

SPEAKER_01 (59:06):
Hey, he knows.
He had cotton swabs in like CSIthat the whole everything that
like because every candle wasopen.
Right.
And he like he went through andhe cotton swabbed every one of
them.
He came up with like two bigwoundle.
No one those are metal.

SPEAKER_04 (59:24):
Oh, so he did every handle metal.

SPEAKER_00 (59:28):
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
I don't work if it's on wood.
So my DNA is not on this table.
No, but it's probably thecolour.

SPEAKER_03 (59:35):
Well, no, it was just he has like wood cabinets
and stuff.
I mean, how would you know whereyou open the door at?
You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 (59:42):
No, I don't.
Listen.
Where do you gonna open that?
Where are you gonna open thewood cabinet door?
Yeah, from the handles.
Right.
Well, this guy, he was the thingin the iron handle.

SPEAKER_05 (59:52):
Well, I might have to go in and get I might have to
volunteer my fingerprints justin case he comes up on why don't
we just take a drive?

SPEAKER_00 (01:00:04):
What are you talking about, Willis?

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:06):
Every touch of those damn animals.

SPEAKER_04 (01:00:07):
Didn't he ask for like, hey, then I need to lock
out some people?

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:13):
So he's looking for one specific person.
You know, he already has a DNA.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:17):
Probably.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:17):
Probably a prior.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:18):
You pretty much.
Why didn't he go to the otherfish cells too?
Did he know that?
Why didn't you leave itunlocked?
Do you think he would have goneby if it was unlocked?
Uh we probably would have justkept going.
Does it show him going into it?
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:00:31):
How long was he in there?

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:32):
Like a couple minutes.
Yeah, a few minutes.
Oh, really?
He's just in and out.
He wasn't in there that long.
No, I don't remember how long hewas in there for.
How long?
That's something.
How long is the Chinese?
Yeah.
I think we should go up to thattown and go drive.
Just do a courtesy drive.
The guy waited.
Why do you think he lives inPerm?
Because that's what the copsuggested.

(01:00:54):
Well the cop told you that.
Suggested it.

SPEAKER_04 (01:00:56):
Oh, so he cop may have mentioned that guy there.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:00):
Do you know anybody from the Purim area?
Oh.
Because oh, area.
Yeah, but for me, I just drivethrough Perm.
Well, we could.
Well we could.
Well we could.
That's a long time.
It might be.
Hey, we can say, hey, we musthave some meth.
What do we go to?
Just to throw us out there, butthere is a Zorbas up there and
they got some tacos.
Oh jeez.
Just kidding.

(01:01:20):
Is there Zorbos in Perm?
Yeah.
Well, let's go.
Road trip.
I don't like it.
I'm not a big Zorbos guy, but Ican do the pizzas.
Their pizzas are not bad.
I would better not bad.
I wouldn't put it money on that.
I like Zorbos.
If he's from that era, I bet yousomebody that works there or a
patron would below who thisorange vehicle.
Oh, yeah.

(01:01:40):
See, oh, they would Zorbaswould.
The logo.
It would not be it would not behard to do.
You show that car to 15 people,and one of them is gonna know in
Purim.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I can't I can't believe he's noteven in jail yet.
They're probably if they're inmaybe if they live in Purim,
they're gonna work in the area,right?
Well then why don't we?

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:59):
I mean, one of them the car owner has to work, not
the better if he just gave youall your shit back.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:04):
I wonder if the different counties will just
like you guys like extraaddition things.
Is there a thing with that?
Hey, what if we ask the neighborguy?
Is he here?
Maybe he can do his.
He's not doing so good, right?
That one across the street?
Oh, that one.
Oh, I think about the retiredone.

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:20):
Oh, no, not him.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:21):
Yeah, no, okay.
The one across the street.
All right.
He's not true.
Yeah, he would know.
He's city.
I could send him the video andsay, dude, can you get on this?
Can you get on this?

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:31):
Dude, how do we get this guy?
He's not the top guy.
Yeah, but he he doesn't St.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:36):
Cloud.
No, he's not even talking aboutit.
He's not doing the legwork.
He's doing the cool.
He might know.
He's in that circle of people.
Yeah.
You could call the county aprospect.
What county is that, anyways?
Oh, you could call the county.
Which one?

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:50):
I'm not gonna do a whole uh I didn't know it was P8
perm?
Per M?

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:56):
Yeah, that's that's one of them per am.

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:59):
That's one of them Saturn hamster things there, I
think.
The what?
One of them Saturn deals atOttertail.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:06):
It's in Ottertail County.
I don't know.
What are that tiny little thing?
That's a tiny little brightorange.
Isn't that place where we did apodcast in Ottertail County?
Milton.
Oh, is it?
I'm the mayor of that town.

unknown (01:03:18):
I know.

SPEAKER_05 (01:03:18):
Oh, we can call the bartenders up there.
They have that hand.
They know they know who we are.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:23):
Four minutes.
You were there for the podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That went off the rails realquick.
That's Douglas County.
Sorry.
Oh that was a good try.
All right.
Hey.
We need one more week, one.
Are we gonna be able to do that?
What are we doing on time?
Son of a guy.
Oh, sorry.
Hold on.
You know what?
Nobody wants to lose the house.

SPEAKER_04 (01:03:44):
He's investigating it.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:46):
He drove down and drove back.
He was investigating once.
That's horrible.
Did you ever have your shit getstolen?
It sucks.
I never had anybody down there.
Did you check our house?
No, I don't have a camera downto your house.
No, did you check it to see ifsomeone went in there?
I was told yes.
In your house?
Nobody did.
Yeah.
So if I broke my shit.

(01:04:06):
No, no, no.
I was told you the garage doorwas locked.
Oh both doors are locked.
I didn't go down therepersonally, but I was told that.
Well, maybe locked, maybe lockedon the way out.
Could have been.
Yeah.
After he took some guns.
Probably, yeah.
He could have.
I had three gold bars.
Yep.
Maybe two?
That's right.
I was storing that one for you.
Yep.
He did go down.

(01:04:27):
He did go down.
Bullion.
He did go that.
He went down that way.
Yeah, I lost like bullion.
Do you still have boy my my gunsdown there?
Yeah, I had your guns and yourgame.
And my gold bullion?
Yeah.
In your safe?
Yeah.
It's a good thing we store.
Good thing you have that goodbig safe there.
I just had one.
Mine was the biggest.
Wait a second.
Oh, I had multiples.
If that safe has gone, I'm goingto be pissed.

(01:04:48):
Oh man.
That safe has gone.
Bullion.
Can you get that safe in that,in that, in that little red car?

SPEAKER_05 (01:04:56):
Well, you notice when he goes down there, it
slouches a little bit in theback on the drive back.
Like he had some weight in theback.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:02):
You know what I mean?
Didn't think about that.
Didn't think about that.
All you gotta do is go to Purimand ask for meth.
Who does he gotta get meth?
Where do we get meth from?
And they'll be like, oh, call aguy with that little red clone
card.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna get it.
All right, we're we're donetalking about it.
Let's get on to something elsequick.
It's been two weeks.
It's so frustrating.
What's the definition of aburglary versus a break-in?

(01:05:25):
No.
Robbery?
Yep.
There's a difference.
I suppose it'd be if you'reburglary and robbery.
It's the value.
No, it's not.
If you're there or not.
Robbery versus vertical.
Robbery versus vertical.
Burglary.
Yeah, what's the difference?
Keep trying.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:41):
I would think it's value.
No?
No.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:43):
I think it's I think it's if it's you're there or
not.
If there's a victim like ananti-victim, like a you are
correct, son.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:49):
You are.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:50):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:52):
If you're not going to be able to do it, you're not
robbery when you have abuilding.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:01):
But what if you were in the house?
I think that's a robbery.
If you were home and it was inthe picture.

SPEAKER_05 (01:06:06):
It'd be a robbery.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:08):
We had that in my class, but I can't remember.

SPEAKER_05 (01:06:12):
In your attorney class?

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:13):
Yeah.
I don't think you're past thebar.
Don't take legal advice fromhim.
Just robbery is an act.
Robbery is the act of stealingsomething of value from someone
using force, threats, or fearwith the intention of
permanently depriving the ownerof the item.
So you're right.
Burglary would be nobody home.

(01:06:35):
Right.
Robbery would be if somebody isthere.
You're stealing from the person.
I'm so smart.
It's so easy.
Time to rock it out.
What time is it?
God, you see the marks on thatone?
What time is it?
Well, we got we got till seven.
We got ten minutes.
Ten minutes.

(01:06:55):
Alright, we'll wrap it up.
We'll wrap it right back.
We're gonna wrap it up in liketen minutes.
I don't know about that.
I got so much more to say.
Alright, we're serious.

(01:07:15):
I know.
I know.
I think he's seriously.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:20):
Seriously, look at this.
I don't look at that.

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:24):
I think me and the man are about the same, but you,
you're no, yours are no, yoursare definitely thicker than
mine.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:33):
I don't even know the minor mine are probably
about the same length, maybe asmidge longer, but yours just I
just don't see it.
Yours are like twice as I don'tsee that.
Yeah, yours are wider.
Mine are about that's prettygosh darn close.
Me and Addy's are pretty close.
His is just a little bit.

(01:07:56):
Yeah.
You're right there.
I like the I like your analogyof it's like holding my holding
my wife's hand.
No, she's got small hands.
Mine are longer than hers.
She's got like tiny hands.
She's got like like almost likethat guy that arm wrestles.
Yes.
Her hands are very small.

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:18):
So, anyhow, I was talking about my my pourer, my
bougie porer.
I upgraded.
Yeah, I upgraded the garage.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:28):
Off camera.
Yeah.
We're talking.
Me and Q were talking.
He's so he got this new devicethat you put into the bottle.
Yeah.
Like your your your E and J,right, for instance.
Yeah, sweet.
And then it's got a littletrigger.
So you just little you put yourcup there and you just like wee,
and then like pumps the pumpsthe juice, the the sweet nectar
of E and J into your glass.

(01:08:49):
Well you just pour it though.

SPEAKER_04 (01:08:50):
There's different settings.

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:51):
You can set one shot, two shot, three shot.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:55):
I know, but who measures?

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:56):
I don't, I don't measure, but it says 44
milligrams or 44 milliliters.
44 milliliters.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:05):
You like going to McDonald's, right?
You're you're a McDonald'sperson.
That's your thing.
I'm not a big fan.
I do everyone, about every Iprobably go there once every six
weeks.
I'm not a huge McDonald's guy.
Six weeks, I'll go.
Because I I got to because Ijust like the breakfast.
The breakfast is good.
I tried it again.
That breakfast burrito ishorrible.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:23):
It's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:24):
Then it's still good.
It's so good.
Oh, you gotta have the salsa.
Yeah, but I had the salsa.
Oh, it's so good.
I gave probably 50 of those.
They're still good.
The burritos?
Yeah.
They are for without the salsa.
With the salsa.
I can't.
I 100% think they are they arethey are microwaved.
I got away two of them.
They're microwaved.
I don't care.
Two salsas.

(01:09:44):
They're made in China andmicrowave in the U.S.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:46):
They are McDonald's.
McDonald's is not shipping theirburritos.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:53):
Oh, I bet they are.
They're paying the paying thewhat?
The tariff.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:57):
The tariffs on them.
I bet you even with tariffs youcan probably get it done
cheaper.
Because they sell them for$3.
They're good.
They're$3.
And the egg McMuff.
Sausage McMuffin with egg is sogood.
I go for the bag.
I used to like that.
It kills me every time becauseit's like$12 for the city.
I try it.
I try Leto.

SPEAKER_02 (01:10:17):
You gotta do it on the app.
I don't know what the app is.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:19):
You gotta get the McDonald's app.

SPEAKER_02 (01:10:21):
It's like half price.
What do I have the app for?

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:23):
Because then you order the meal and you go up
there and you say, Did you useit?
I don't go again.
I don't go, I don't go there.
I don't go there.
Daryl taught me that.
So when you do a big Mc mealwith a quarter pound on cheese
for like$11.
Normally it's like$25.
I don't go there.
When do you put the app?
For$25, you just order for$20 inthe bar check.

(01:10:44):
For$25, why don't you just go tothe bar and you get a beer and a
burger?
Because not all of us got thetime that you do.
What do you mean?
You're the green junk.
Go to the bar and you have abeer and a burger?
Yeah, if you're gonna spend$25,not all of us gonna make
Donald's.
Yeah why would you just go tothe bar and have a burger?
Absolutely.
I agree, because even that onebar down there, they have lunch,
they got this uh they got thislunch.

SPEAKER_05 (01:11:06):
Speaking of which, I was talking to one of the ladies
in her office, and she said uhyeah, he spends quite a bit of
time across the street at theold Wells Bar.
They're getting his lunch.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:16):
I've been there like four times, five times.
Well, there you go.
During happy hour.
No, I've been there like four orfive times.

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:23):
No, that's not bad.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:25):
That's not bad.
I've done it like four or fivetimes.
Neg's pulled at 599.
My brother actually, my brother,um, his his boss, or you know,
he got used to work with is likeone of the owners, seven owners.
He used to go there a lot.
Oh, I've been there.
I bet you I've probably beenthere five times.
It's not bad.
We were just talking about it.
I would just rip it on you alittle bit.

(01:11:46):
Remember that when Grumpy's atafter 10 was a dollar
seventy-five for a tall beer.
Yes, I do.
What the hell happened to thosedays?

SPEAKER_05 (01:11:51):
I remember back in the day when we used to go for
the green beer for well Icouldn't even drink that.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:55):
I can't even drink that much beer at night anymore,
anyways.

SPEAKER_05 (01:11:58):
No.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:58):
They should have dollars.
You can throw me over in there.
Give me an E and J.
$1.75 E and J tall anyways.
What we're gonna talk about thepore.

SPEAKER_05 (01:12:11):
Oh, the pore thing.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:12):
Oh, the pore.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you went big time.

SPEAKER_05 (01:12:16):
I went big time.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:17):
I went maple grove for Thanksgiving.
I was lugging this trying tofigure out what it was, but I
can't.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:22):
And I got a pore, so you stick it on top of the
bougie.
Well, it's just kind of likehigh class, you know.
Like I'm sorry.
Is it high class?
Well you do gotta it's like youdon't have to bother.
You don't have to no, it's kindof like figured it out yet.
Jesus Christ, why don't you justget it?

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:38):
I still like when we did the thing on your other
pontoon.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:42):
Oh, that's the same kind of thing.
You just hit a button and itmixed them both.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:45):
That didn't work.
But that one we took thewindshield wiper.
This thing, well, actually thatwhen we tried to mix this the
beer, the liquor, the that wasuh yeah, that was whiskey.
Yeah, I did this.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:55):
I did this windshield wiper pump pump.
And I put a Y in it, one to theCoke, one to the booze.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:02):
We didn't help them because it was like six hours.
But the booze is still a problemwith it.
But it was too foamy.
I know.
Yeah, the coke didn't work.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:12):
This thing actually adds foam to it somehow.
What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:16):
It aerates the window.
It aerates it.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:18):
Yeah, how's that?

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:19):
Okay, that's for wine.
What is the benefit of having aautomatic?

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:23):
You do want to have it.
There's no benefit, it was justkind of cool.
I just that thing tap hit thetap, or it just poured makeup.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:29):
Look at that.
Two shots, bam, done.
Yeah, let's do that one.
It's kind of like that, but itisn't that it's an aerator.
You want to have you want yourwine aerated.
It ain't that.
I know, but what is the what isso hard about going like this?
It wasn't that hard.
It's not hard, it's notdifficult.
Oh, you were trying to show offfor your new friends.
Yeah, yeah, and they were like,Jesus, this is so nice.
Wait, this is so nice.

(01:13:50):
Why wouldn't it do it for us?
I wasn't showing off.
Do you new friends listen to thepodcast or no?
Do you sit around the the barnand or the garage and listen to
the podcast when you're overthere?
Yeah, we usually got the jamsgoing.
Trying to show up.

SPEAKER_02 (01:14:04):
I got my playlist going.
I got friends.
I'm gonna have to put on thepodcast in my life.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:10):
He's gonna need Dinah.
Hey, no, what?
No, this isn't new.
We always have this up here.
You're from I Santi.
This is the guy that goes to uhlike uh Lake of the Woods a lot,
right?
Actually, yeah, yeah.
Hockey parents are really cool.
They used to have a tournamentup there and they'd have bring
their ice castles all and they'dhave us visiting teams go on

(01:14:30):
there and they make us cocktailsin their at the rink in their
ice castle in ice anti.
They're good peeps.
In ice anti?
Yeah.
We go out there and they bringtheir they they park their fish
house in the parking lot, and wego out there and they'd make us
cocktails.
I grew up in the area.
Yeah, you're the good peeps.
You haven't grown up yet.

SPEAKER_05 (01:14:46):
I grew up the farther north you go, the better
people they are.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:50):
I mean, except I mean I mean we start here and we
work our way.
Well we just had somebody breakinto my fish house that was uh
uh north.
Yeah, well, there's a limit.
There's a limit to where theydo.
Yeah, good point.
He's a little too far north.
It starts turning back into likeit comes back down.
Central Minnesota.

(01:15:10):
Right.
Central Minnesota.

SPEAKER_05 (01:15:12):
Perm, it goes right around perm.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:15):
Which is funny because I actually have
relatives that live in, like notlive there, but they have a
cabin there.
I've been going to perm since Iwas a kid.
He's a land.
He probably knows the guy.
He's probably your relative.
No, my brother.
They don't live there.
He wasn't stealing, he wasborrowing.
You forgot.
He tells you long-lost cousinjust borrowed your shit.
Can I borrow a fish finder andthere's a moon fishing?

(01:15:36):
Yeah, go help yourself.
It's in the ice can.
They don't live there.
It's it's uh they don't livethere.
It was his brother-in-law.
Like no other guy.
Brother-in-law.
Well, it's your cousin orsomething.
Yeah.
Long-lost cousin.
It'd be like a it'd be like asecond or third cousin.
Well, it could be.
Yeah, it could be.
And don't count as a crime.

(01:15:57):
No, I I take it all back.
It wasn't.
It wasn't family borrowing.
It wasn't one of that becausethey don't live there.
So I'm I'm pretty confident itwasn't one of those.
Well, and by the way, I'm gladyou got I want to try one.
Well, one of those pores go inthe EJ bottle?
Brandy bottle?

SPEAKER_05 (01:16:11):
It's like an antenna.
So it adjusts to make sure itgoes all the way down to the
antenna.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:18):
Antenna.
Oh, okay.
And so you like listen to theradio?
So this this guy here, this guyright here.

SPEAKER_03 (01:16:24):
So it adjusts to make sure it gets all the way
down the bottom of thebutt-bottom of the bottle.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:28):
So this guy right here, the first line.

SPEAKER_03 (01:16:31):
This ain't it.
This ain't it though.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:32):
No, that ain't the one.
Is it do you have to charge itby like you?
You do.
Oh, is that I had to plug it into the like the UBC or something
like that?

SPEAKER_05 (01:16:39):
I was like, is there something's dead?
What?
We buried it over Turkeyweekend.
How many drinks can you get outof one charge?
Oh, you burn through twobottles.
Of what?

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:50):
Oh Jesus.
The big time.
Oh, what was this?

SPEAKER_02 (01:16:52):
We're big time.
We're in the CC game.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:59):
You converted him?
No.

SPEAKER_02 (01:17:00):
Well, I didn't not on purpose because I'd rather
you drink his own shit, but nowhe drinks mine stuff, so we're
good.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:07):
Actually, we're starting you too.
You go over there.
Right.
Yeah.
So now he just now and I get it.
So the whole benefit is you hitthe button.
Does it go on your phone?
No, no, no.
There's no button.
It's like a plunger.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:18):
You don't have the right one on there.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:19):
We can't find the right one.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:21):
It's kind of cool.
You just flip the thing down andmix it.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:27):
Yeah, what's wrong with that guy?
There you go.
Maybe not it.
I mean, there you go.
Just push the button.
I think that's great.
I don't know how it works.
Yeah, you see, you push thebutton.
Easy operating.
Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_05 (01:17:40):
So mine, you flip the button and it turns off.
You flip it the thing down, orthe little lever, you flip it
down.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:46):
It's like you're at McDonald's and you flip the
little the like the pop machine,like the pop dispenser.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:51):
Yeah, but if you flip it up, it turns it off.

SPEAKER_05 (01:17:54):
So you can always have it in the bottle.
You flip it up and it turnseverything off.
And you flip the lever down,then now it's on, it'll kick out
the kick out the shot.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:06):
Well, because then you don't have to charge it so
much.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:09):
Alright, I'll be right back.
They're going to bought it,you'd be ripping out this gun.
But actually, it's not one ofyour own goddamn drink.
But because you got it, it'scool.
No.
I wasn't trying to be cool.
That's kind of what it was witheverybody.

SPEAKER_02 (01:18:22):
I was not trying to show up.
No.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:26):
You guys are both dicks.
I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_00 (01:18:31):
I'm excited to see it.
Can you put it in the case?
Try thought about Canadian.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:34):
No, no, no, no, no.
When you come up, it'll give mepouring your own damn drinks.
Well, you're pouring your owndrinks anyways.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:41):
Pouring your own drinks, you just hit the
buttons.
But wait a second.
Wait a second.
It's only in the Windsor, soit's only in the Canadian Club,
anyway.
We're gonna get one.
We'll get a fancier one.
Yeah.
Well, there's a there's a wholebunch of them on Amazon.
Listen, it wasn't about thewe're gonna get one, and she
comes with a mini skirt.
As you pour, it goes up.

(01:19:01):
No, actually, lady, we're gonnahire some like teenage or not
18-year-olds.
Oh great.
Oh, great.
Q's taking the 12-year-old cups.
You're taking the teenage.
Hey, I know you got that fancything for your for your Canadian

(01:19:22):
cups.
So we got for our brandy.
We got a 19-year-old cute littlegirl making us drink.
Oh well, there you go.
I don't think we can get any.
I think Almer's gonna be.
I think they're like that.
21-year-old.
There you go.
1821 yeah.
You don't want to be like tooclose to the two of the yeah.
You know kids' ages.
You know what I meant.
Mm-hmm.

(01:19:43):
Yeah.
Well, then you could take her totown and go to Von Hansen's and
have her drive.
I should not remember that.
Oh yeah, I w I would literallytake the take somebody to Von
Hansen and have him drive whileI drive.
Oh no, on your lap.

unknown (01:19:58):
No.

SPEAKER_01 (01:19:58):
Steer.
No, no, I don't want to do that.
No, I wasn't sitting in thepassenger seat.
The 12-year-old.
Anyways.
Did you get the uh when you wentto Von Hansen?
Did you get the uh trail mix?

SPEAKER_04 (01:20:08):
No, no, we got uh smoked salmon, the belly.
Wait, wait, the Von Hansen?

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:15):
No, no, no, you got the Well, they're next, they're
next to each other.

SPEAKER_04 (01:20:17):
Right, right, okay.
Okay, so we stopped by atMaury's and we got the smoked
belly.

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:22):
I do.
And we got the salmon dip, thewood.
Then we went over to MountHansen's and we got beef sticks.
And I said, Well, these are thebest sticks you could ever buy,
right?
Here we go.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (01:20:36):
McDonald's is pretty good though.

SPEAKER_04 (01:20:38):
You know what?
I like the summer sausage thathe has, one of the best ever.

SPEAKER_01 (01:20:42):
The McDonald's is pretty good.
No, the beef sticks are prettygood, too.

SPEAKER_04 (01:20:45):
They jalapeno cheddars.

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:47):
I just opened up another one today.
I don't know why I have it, butI love it.
Best best I ever had.

SPEAKER_01 (01:20:55):
Well, they make they make good sticks too.
I'm just saying.
Yeah.
I like McDonald's meat.
So I got junior's.
And there's another people.
That's why I go there.
They are good people.
That's well.
Their meat is really good, butthat is another reason why.
I mean, I've had their meatsticks, but there's some
massages.
I got some.
That's awesome.
I only have three left.

SPEAKER_03 (01:21:14):
Because you brought like 12 out of North Dakota.
Did you get my knife back?
Did I give it?
I gave it to him.

SPEAKER_01 (01:21:22):
It's in that bag.
I was thinking about the otherday.
I I kept it in that bag so Iwouldn't forget to next time.
I'm like, I gave it to him.
Next time I next time I did apodcast, I'd have it with me
then.
All right.
All right.
I do have it.
Well, I know we can sit and talkall night long.
But let's talk all night long.
No.

(01:21:42):
Alright, let's wrap it up.
We gotta move on.
I hope you guys enjoyedyourselves as much as we did.
I did.
I hope you guys get out icefishing.

SPEAKER_04 (01:21:50):
I hope you guys and snowmobiling.

SPEAKER_01 (01:21:52):
Oh, I was looking at the enjoy the winter sports.
Yes.
Enjoy the winter life.
And don't forget to go toBrainsBeas.com.
Yeah, and jam that up whileyou're riding.
We have selling some merchant.
I know we have, but thank you.
And I don't know how it works.
Maybe you guys do you guys haveice fishing merch?
Oh.
I don't think we do.
We got like warm stuff, you gotsweatshirts and stuff, right?

(01:22:15):
We gotta load up on that.
I know that some people wantsome.
I can't remember who.
I talked to some people.
Oh, we got gloves, we got hats.
Hats got them hats, right?
I like it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you gotta have it.
I think we do.
We got hats and ball caps.
I don't know if we got stock andcaps.
Well, you gotta get some stockand caps.
Yeah, go check out Brandy's andBS.
You can be a new merchandise guyif you want.
Because somehow I'm not gonna.

SPEAKER_05 (01:22:35):
We gotta deck out the ice fishing gear.
Listen, this is a whole notherball gear.

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:40):
I'm guessing the guy from Perms got it all.
Brandy.

SPEAKER_04 (01:22:47):
Brandy's a BS on the ice.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:51):
Alright.
Well, go check out brandy theBS.com, get your merch, and have
a good time until next time.
Yeah, well.
Enjoy your brandy.
Or can you club.
Or whatever.
Or a brandy.
Or EJ.
Or you know, by the way, beforeyou hang up, I was at the liquor
store.

(01:23:11):
Or never you know.
Oh shit.
I went to the E and J section.
Yeah.
And I was looking at all thedifferent varieties.
Did you know?
We've talked about this before.
I want to do that one of thesedays.
Do you know what she's talkingabout?
Do you know they have E and Jvanilla?
Yes.
Oh yeah.
I didn't know.
They have ENJ XO, ENJ, what welike regular.
Yep.
They have ENJ VSOP.

SPEAKER_02 (01:23:31):
I thought the VSOP had like that vanilla.
Oh it does.

SPEAKER_01 (01:23:34):
It does.
But they actually have anotherone that's vanilla.
Even more vanilla.
And they have ENJ Peach.
Yep.
And they have the peach one I'veseen a lot of.
That's a that's a popular one.

SPEAKER_04 (01:23:45):
I think that's it.
V S O P VS.
See, you know how many Canadianclubs they have?

SPEAKER_01 (01:23:51):
One Canadian club.

SPEAKER_04 (01:23:53):
Just they got it right the first time.

SPEAKER_01 (01:23:55):
Like I say to everyone that complains about
the United States.
Go ahead and move there.
Yeah.
Go to Canada.
See ya.
Alright.
I'd go to Canada.
No problem.
Yeah, good go.
See ya.
We'll help you pay.
Canada.
What the hell do you want to goto Canada for?

SPEAKER_02 (01:24:13):
Oh, great fishing, great hunting.

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:15):
Yeah, but you can't you can't hunt.
Why not?
You can't have a gun in Canada.

SPEAKER_03 (01:24:19):
What do you mean you can't have a gun in Canada?
No.
I'm pretty sure there's asomebody out there that's got a
gun in Canada.

SPEAKER_04 (01:24:27):
Actually, when I was in Toronto, those guys did not
like that.
Uh what the hell's his name?
Trudeau by the time.
Trudeau, yeah.
He's gone.
And they said you don't eventalk bad about Trudeau, or they
will put you under.
No, he's gonna be.
They're like, he will take careof you.
They're like, yeah, no, wedon't.
He's banging Candy Perry now.
They said we don't even talk badbecause we're scared our phones

(01:24:48):
will pick it up and go back toTrudeau.

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:50):
But he's like, what's this?
But you want to move there.
But you weren't with them.
They are straight hunting andfishing.
No, I don't want to be able todo that.
Nobody says that, but it's gottabe in a city.
I won't spend a dollar in Canadaever again in my life.
Oh bullshit.
Bullshit, no bullshit.
Bullshit.
I can go to Alaska, UnitedStates of America, honey.
And we'll be fishing in Canadain the next year or two.
I'm not going there.

(01:25:12):
It's Minnesota side.
Really?
Yeah.
And I've been like Minnesota.
You don't want to bring it.
You can't hunt over there.
It's pretty tough to get inthere.
It's awesome fishing.
Sweet T did.
Oh, sweet T just did it.
He'd been beer hunting.
Yeah, but he had a lot of fun.
He had a lot of problems gettingthe guns over.
Yeah, he had a little bit ofissues.
Yeah.
It's a big deal.
So my uncle.
You're a resident.

(01:25:32):
You can't have a gun.
That that is that Thunder Bayain't bad.

SPEAKER_04 (01:25:36):
What?

SPEAKER_05 (01:25:37):
My uncle used to go over there hunting or used to go
over there and do fishing, andhe would bring his guide.
I mean, wait, not my uncle,somebody, other uncle.
He used to bring him a gun everyyear because they can't get him
up there.
Like they can't fight him.
It used to be okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:25:55):
It's a mandatory buyback now.
Like you have to get inpolitics.
Yeah.
We're starting to get inpolitics.

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:01):
Well, it's not a politics, it's a gun thing.
It's not just a weird question.
That's I I kind of know, butit's just a question of the
game.
I kind of think I think they'redoing like you can't legally own
a gun and get a gun.

SPEAKER_01 (01:26:11):
I think they're doing a mandatory buy.
I don't know all the rules.
I don't know the rules.
What are the I thought they weredoing like a mandatory buyback
where you had to turn them in?
You gotta turn your gun in?
Yeah.
I don't go to football.
I think they were proposingthat, but I don't think it's
there's no way that would last.
You cannot do that.

SPEAKER_02 (01:26:29):
Think if the United States did that.

SPEAKER_01 (01:26:30):
Nobody would turn the shit in there.
Oh no, no, no.
No, but there was like memesgoing all around too.
Like people like driving like alittle like a short video.
What's a meme?
Like a short video of like aguy.
Some cartoon.

SPEAKER_05 (01:26:42):
When somebody says meme, I think cartoon, like the
Jefferson's or the French stonesor shit.

SPEAKER_01 (01:26:47):
I don't even think it's a real word.
The guy, the the meme I saw waslike a guy driving a boat, and
he's he's got a he's got asatchel full of guns in the like
a like a double bag.
There is a satchel, not only adouble bag full of guns.
You see anything satchel.
Oh no, they're falling over.
Oh no! Like kind of jokingly,like I'm losing.
I'm gonna get them a new wordright now.

(01:27:07):
Like, so they're all gone.
I don't know where they went,kind of thing.
Right.
My new one.
So it's kind of like it's kindof like one of those deals.
Really?
I'm gonna spell my new word.
I'm gonna spell my new word.
I don't pay.
I couldn't even imagine if theUS did that.
Like all Canadian politics.
I really don't know.
I'm gonna spell my new word.
I'm gonna spell my new word newword, and you guys say it out
loud.
G-L-A-S-P.

(01:27:30):
G-L-A-S-P?
Yep.
Glasp?

unknown (01:27:32):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:27:33):
That's that's that's the word.
It's a real word.
What is it?
What does it mean?
I don't know.
When you play how do I use it ina sentence?
Okay.
I was playing catch with my son.
He threw the ball really hard.
And I glasp.
Glasp.
Oh, you glasp?
The plural then.
What is the that'd be S.
Plural of the S.
I thought you said glass, butno.

(01:27:54):
Oh just glass.
It's uh American, Minnesotan.
Minnesotan glass.
All right.
It's an adjective.
Listen, let's see if it spreadsthroughout the new word of the
day is glass.
Glass.
That'd be a new thing on ourthing.
Because G-O-S-P-Glass.
Three words.
Three words.
The new word of the day issatral glass.

(01:28:15):
G L.
Wait, satchel is a word.
It's not really.
Well, it was the other word.
Whatever you said earlier.
What I say.
You said something.
Well, Canada.
I don't know what it was.
I didn't like it.
What's wrong with you?
I don't like some words.
They just don't make sense.
I'm I'm really curious to seehow this AI picks up this whole
intro on this.
Glasp.

(01:28:35):
AI glasp.
G-L-A-S-P.
Glasp.
Everyone knows that.
Okay.
You're playing catch with yourson.
I glasp that way, baby.
And your son's got to be lessthan 15 years old.
You're playing catch with them.
Hey, son, throw it in here.
All right.
Oh God, I he glasped it.
We're an hour and a half intothis.
No, no, no, no.
I want to hear what people sayabout this.
Go to brain of the BS.com.

(01:28:57):
Don't forget to get your getyour merch.
Q's going to be on during tryingto design some new.
Don't forget to use yourglasses.
Q's going to try and be on thereand design.

SPEAKER_00 (01:29:05):
And then the back is going to say it.
The letter Q.

SPEAKER_01 (01:29:08):
I like that.
Yeah, I did.
I like it.
I know.
Alright, we'll put we'll put redon it.
We'll put that shit on it.
We'll do that.
All right, guys.

SPEAKER_02 (01:29:15):
We'll glass that, baby.

SPEAKER_01 (01:29:16):
Oh yeah.
I'm going to put glasp on theold.
Yeah, I like it.
All right, let's go.
All right, we'll see you nexttime, guys.