How a Stolen (Borrowed) Tractor and Fog Turned A Hunt Into A Legend

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SPEAKER_03 (00:19):
I like it a lot.
Oh yeah.
So, Jay, what have you been upto lately?
We're back on the we're doinganother podcast.
Uh, I've been up to a lot ofthings.
Is this our last one?
I don't think we talked aboutyou.
Did it did we talk about yourno, we did.
We did.
We talked about the trip.

SPEAKER_04 (00:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was good.

SPEAKER_03 (00:38):
We talked about a lot of things.
I think I do want to try acruise, though.

SPEAKER_04 (00:43):
I'm not going to try the Alaska cruise.

SPEAKER_03 (00:46):
They're not bad.
Some people either love them orthey hate them.
The problem is, for me, what Iwas worried about is when you go
to a um stop, right?
You get off the ship and you gowhen you go to port?
When you go to port and you youoff get off the ship and go
mingle around the town, and thenwhat I always was worried about,

(01:10):
you're having a good time andyou don't want to leave.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12):
And you miss the boat.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13):
I ain't really worried about missing them.
I've seen that.
Yeah, they come, they comerunning down the thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Like one that goes.

SPEAKER_04 (01:20):
If you miss the boat and you're done, right?
Yeah, you gotta you got to get aplane ride to the next port,
maybe, or something.

SPEAKER_03 (01:25):
Yeah, but they have your passport on the boat.
They keep your passport.
Why do they what?
Oh no, no, no.
No, they can't keep yourpassport.
No, you you're supposed to carryyour passport with you just in
case.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
No, um, that's what happens.
But the funny thing is that makeno sense when they'd take your
that one that one video on Lugowas uh the guy running, running,
running.
Everyone's like, Come on, youcan make it, and then he gets

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there, and it was the wrongship.
He was at the wrong one, and sohe was up plenty in time at the
other one.
My cousin did that.
My cousin did that uh becausethere was two ships here, and
then that would be that would bea little freaky.
There was this like fancy, likethey have this new one, it's
like the four seasons, it's afancy one, like a fancy ship,
yeah.
Okay, it's called it's boom, butI think the four seasons, yeah.

(02:10):
Um or what's Waldolphus story,maybe it's one of the two.
So, anyways, we were going inthese people like trying to
hurry up, and we were we wereparked behind him, our boat was
behind him, and he ran up.
Wait, wait, and they stopped,and they were like, and then he
started trying to get hiscredentials again in, and he's
like, Oh, it's that one.
I'm so sorry.

(02:31):
We knew he was it was funny.
They weren't laughing thoughhard, but it was funny to me.

SPEAKER_04 (02:37):
I would be laughing.
I would I'd be I would not likethat feeling knowing that you're
thinking you're gonna miss theship though.

SPEAKER_03 (02:42):
We almost did that one time for work when I was
over in uh early in that time,and uh we got we weren't
watching the clock, and we wentto a pub or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 (02:51):
Oh no, you're not gonna watch the clock because
you're in a you're in a pub withlike no windows and no clocks.

SPEAKER_03 (02:54):
And I'm like because I said we should probably set
alarms just as a backup plan onyour phone.
Just right.
Well, we were yapping around,and I'm like, oh god, it was
like five minutes after thealarm alarm didn't go off.
I had like PM or AM instead ofPM.
Well, trying to find a tad is alittle bit.
You do that.

SPEAKER_04 (03:12):
Wait, wait, wait.
You've done that for like duckhunting and other things before.
You did it a lot.

SPEAKER_03 (03:15):
How do you how do you do that?
I don't know.
I just hit it and I you do thata lot though.
Yeah, I know.
Sorry.
Um, though, but uh so we we weuh well for the record on this
situation, there's three otheradults.
Why do I gotta be the only onethat's being responsible?
There is that, yeah.
So yeah, second of all, wedidn't think it'd be a big

(03:36):
farmer, yeah.
Yeah, we were in um Waterford.
I don't know if that's Ireland,that might be Scotland.
I don't know, Waterford wherethey make the fancy dishes, you
know.
And we couldn't find a cabbecause they're all booked.

SPEAKER_04 (03:47):
You act like I should know that where they make
it.

SPEAKER_03 (03:50):
Well, you have them up in your China cabinet.
I don't know what Waterforddishes are, it's like that
crystal bowls, I think, andstuff.

SPEAKER_04 (03:58):
The crystal bowls are made in Ireland?

SPEAKER_03 (04:00):
Well, the Waterford ones, yeah.
They're made at Waterford, yeah.
And anyway, I didn't know thatuntil we were there.
Right.
And then I was like, yeah, ofcourse I know that.
But uh we were like, okay, wegot and we couldn't find a cab.
We couldn't find a cab.
We can find finally, finally, wefinally got one.
I'm like, they're all booked.
The cabs?

SPEAKER_04 (04:19):
Yeah, mean like a like an Uber or like an actual
cab?

SPEAKER_03 (04:22):
No, like a cab.
I don't think they had Ubers inthere.
You can't just wave one down.
That's what's done.
Well, we wave them down, butthey all had people in them.
Oh.
And so we got in one finally,and then like looking at the
clock, I'm like, we're not gonnamake it.
We're not gonna make it.
It's gonna be close.
I mean, we're gonna be like tothe minute.
Right.
And I'm like, I've never thatwas the first time Did you
really run to the like no wherethey drop you off at?

(04:44):
No, no, we got there, and it waslike a line like a hundred
people to get on the ship, sowe're fine.

SPEAKER_04 (04:50):
Oh, so they do they have to check you again to walk
out of the ship, like yeah,passports.

SPEAKER_03 (04:55):
No, not passports.
You have like a um like a like awrist thing, and then goes and
scans you, or they scan you,they take a picture.
Now they they do a face scan, soyou're in their system.
So when you leave and you go andthey have a picture, it's pretty
high tech, actually.

SPEAKER_04 (05:10):
So now you're in the system, you're in the database,
your face is probably, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (05:14):
Yeah, but I grew a beard now.

SPEAKER_04 (05:16):
Oh, yeah, that'll fool them.
It's not very it's not very longyet, though.

SPEAKER_03 (05:21):
No, I shaved it after uh last weekend.
I thought you were gonna saveit.
I didn't shave it completelyclean, I just trimmed it with a
trimmer.
Oh, it was getting a littlegross.
But speaking of last weekend, wehad a we had a hell of a week
ago.
I know, but I'm not gonna talkabout that yet.
That's after the break.
We're not gonna get into thatone.
Well, yeah, we are after thefirst break.
Oh, okay.
But yeah, kind of loose.

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Do you have the the the layouthere of what the yeah?
It was gonna be first when Ithought about it.
Such a good story, it's such agood stories that we gotta warm
up to them.

SPEAKER_04 (05:50):
We gotta warm up to them.
Yeah, that was a good story,yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (05:53):
But uh, no, I was gonna first talk about today
that we had um I was gonna sharewith you.
We had um in the town that Ihave the office in, um, it was
the Halloween day.
So like trick-or-treaters for uhI don't know if I like that
though.
Why why wouldn't you just do iton Halloween?

(06:13):
Well, I agree, and I don't knowthe answer.
And I'm I'm can I'mcontemplating getting on the old
uh board of the downtownbusiness association to see if I
can uh I don't think they likethere.

SPEAKER_04 (06:24):
I've I've heard of this other towns and like I
think there was something on thenews not too long ago, but
Jersey.
There's a town in like oh no,got what town was it again?
There's a town somewhere, oh no,Madison, Wisconsin.
Madison.
So they the town of Madison doesnot do Halloween on Halloween,
they do Halloween on Sundaynight closest to Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 (06:46):
Des Moines Des Moines does a Saturday before
Halloween.
Why they call it Liars Day, whywould you and so then do you get
to go out on Halloween also?
No, they don't do triggertreating, they call it Liar's
Day, and what you gotta do whenyou knock just in the city
limits.
So if you knock on the door,you're supposed to say a joke,
and then that instead of sayingtrigger treat, you say why did

(07:09):
why did the chicken cross theroad?
Why?
And then they give you what'sIowa.

SPEAKER_04 (07:14):
What's wrong with Halloween?

SPEAKER_03 (07:16):
I don't know what's wrong with it.
I'm just telling you, that'swhat I was told.
And maybe I'm wrong, maybe youcan lugle it, but that's what I
was told when I went down therehunting.
I am gonna have to lugle that.
That doesn't make any sense.
They call it Liar's Day, andit's always like the Saturday
before you they still handlecandy, but you don't say trigger
treat, you say a joke, and youand then you give out candy.
That's what I was told.

(07:37):
Maybe I'm incorrect, but that'swhat I used to be.
Maybe they lied to me.
I'm kind of curious, but it wasalways the Saturday before, but
and for the record, so yeah,today was the business.
I have so many questions.
Oh, yeah.
You you uh like bought outCostco for candy.

SPEAKER_04 (07:59):
Yeah, take a guess how many trigger treaters we had
tonight from your town or fromsurrounding towns?

SPEAKER_03 (08:06):
Well, it is surrounding towns.
Did you notice if you hadsurrounding towns again?
Yeah, because yeah, I I saidstuff.

SPEAKER_04 (08:11):
I'm like Well, you had last year you went out, you
ran out of stuff, and you had togo do all kinds of weird crap to
get candy in there.
So I'm gonna say you had sixhundred.
I wish.
Did you give out one piece ofcandy per grid?

SPEAKER_03 (08:30):
I didn't, but my my staff did.

SPEAKER_04 (08:33):
They gave out one piece per grid?

SPEAKER_03 (08:34):
A lot.
A lot of time.
I was given at least two.
We had 1,700 kids.
No, really?
1700.
No kidding.
No kidding.
Did you have any leftovers?
Had one bag.
No shit.
Really?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (08:51):
You had 1,700 kids came through town.

SPEAKER_03 (08:54):
1,700 kids.

SPEAKER_04 (08:55):
They how far is the stretch?
Is it just the the main dragright there?
You've got to be towards theend.

SPEAKER_03 (09:00):
Both sides.
Yeah, I'm like the first or theend.
Well, I'm one of the first.
Depends.
There's two businesses ahead ofcandy towards my house.
I know away from downtown fromme.
Here's another thing.
I know the towns.
Where does 1700 cars park?
Oh, they're parked all the waydown halfway to my house.
Oh, no kidding.
And then up and down both roads,and they have yeah, it's bad.

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Because think about it, there'sprobably at least two to three
parents or grandparents witheach kid, and some of them had
five people with them adults.
So it's probably I would say atleast six, five to six thousand
people.

SPEAKER_04 (09:36):
You know, I'm not a big fan of your little scooter
things, your scooter gang.
I don't know if we talked aboutthat a long time.
You have a scooter gang?

SPEAKER_03 (09:41):
Well, we don't, we're the only one part of it
now.

SPEAKER_04 (09:43):
Okay, well, you're you're but I was gonna bring a
scooter gang of two, yeah.
But the more I think about no,I'm just thinking about that.
Scooter scooter thing would beperfect if you're perfect for
that kind of like yeah thing,right?
Yeah, parades, yeah, all thatkind of crap.
You just throw if you have akid, small, especially small
kids, you can throw two peopleon a scooter, right?
Throw them on the front and justpark a mile away and just

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scooter up in there.

SPEAKER_03 (10:06):
That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 (10:07):
That's not a bad idea.
I was kind of thinking, I'mthinking that's a great idea.

SPEAKER_03 (10:10):
I was gonna bring the scooter, but then I realized
I could park my truck in myfront yard if I needed to at the
office.
Yeah, but I had a spot, so Ididn't.
Did you you should put like areserve?
Can you put reserves for parkingthough?
Um, no, not on the street, no.
You can't you can't talk to thecity.
Uh I suppose I could talk to thecity, but I haven't.
I would talk to the city, atleast for you.

(10:31):
Maybe mostly or at least likelike it all worked out tonight.
We all had a good we all hadparking.
So, but it was a lot moreorganized.
We were better tonight.
But 1,700 kids.
That's just that's ridiculous.
So I don't know if I shouldhandle candy at regular nine
because I think I did such agood job.
That's that's not even a thing,dude.

(10:51):
You can't you've been yelling atme for 16 years.
I'm starting to change my tunenow.
Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 (10:58):
Wow.
You've been you've given me shitfor 16 years because I looked it
up.
My kids are only 16.

SPEAKER_03 (11:05):
It's 21 years that I've been handling candy and
being the best candy handerouter in my neighborhood.
Well, I have more than no,actually, I've had it out more
than 21 years.
It's just 21 years at thislocation, and it's about time
that somebody else takes up thetorch.
I have a seven I spent a lot ofmoney on candy today.

(11:28):
Yeah, you did.
And I would say 90% of the kidsthat come down my neighborhood.

SPEAKER_04 (11:33):
Wait, wait, how many pieces are in a bag?
Are they 50?

SPEAKER_03 (11:36):
We think there's 150 in the Costco bags.
I bought 21 bags.

SPEAKER_04 (11:42):
Did you you said something you like you said
you're dr you're walking throughthe the aisle with the cart full
of candy and some little girls,like yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (11:49):
They say she goes, mommy, why does that guy have so
much candy?
I couldn't.
What did mom say?
I couldn't, she goes, Don'tworry about it.
I could it was almost like I hadsalt, you know, salt for your
softener.
I could barely push the damncard, it was heavy.
Yeah, no, we don't have thatmany kids at my place anymore.
I think our our not your place.

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We don't get that, we only getlike 150.

SPEAKER_04 (12:13):
We get like we get like 20, 25.
I think I had like 30 last year,and that's only because the word
got out that I I gave out uh Iwas giving out like full-size
candy bars and full-size stuff.

SPEAKER_03 (12:25):
Well, yeah, you can do that really.

SPEAKER_04 (12:26):
Yeah, we don't have that many.
I live on a day-dead road.
There's there's nobody wants towalk past the one house to get
to me.

SPEAKER_03 (12:31):
You still gotta hand out candy.
Oh, I handed out candy.
Unless you're out of town.
If you're out of town, then it'san excuse.
So if I have So you're wrong outof town this year, then I'm not
saying I am or not.
You are you're kind of a littlea little big P right now.

SPEAKER_04 (12:48):
You're not you're like, I'm not handing out candy
anymore because I have uh all myneighbors have left.

SPEAKER_03 (12:54):
No, and I started thinking about it.
Why is it that I always gotta bethe one that steps up for 21
years?
When is somebody else gonna stepup?

SPEAKER_04 (13:02):
I don't do well, you do the drinks and everything
like that.

SPEAKER_03 (13:05):
Yeah, we do.
And the the difference is nowwe're in a different generation,
like our kids are gone, so wedon't know the younger
generation parents.
Actually, most of them arepretty cool, but I don't know,
you your neighborhood's gettinga little older, and all the old
kids are gone, and all the olderparents don't come out anymore,
so it's kind of like see I weused to go to our neighbors, we
go trigger training with thekids, and then we go down to uh

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Yeah, I see that was wrong.
We have one person stay home,and I only went out trigger
training one time with my kids.
The rest of the time I wasalways handing out goddamn
candy.

SPEAKER_04 (13:34):
Because I would go out, we no.
I see if you don't handle shedidn't allow that.

SPEAKER_03 (13:40):
Well, who handled candy at your house then?
We put the bucket out and saidtake some.
Then why would you need to gothere?
Why why would you need to gowith your kids trigger training?
Everybody put a bucket out.

SPEAKER_04 (13:49):
I think I've talked about this before, too.
I think I think I've talkedabout this before.
She puts out candy, but she'slike, don't put it all out.

SPEAKER_03 (13:59):
So then so then we end up with a half a bag of
candy so left over because wedidn't put it all out.
Okay, so let's let the kids takeit.
We don't need it.
So you know what?
First, I got two questions.
Number one, if everyone didthat, yes, what then what would
you do?

SPEAKER_04 (14:14):
What if everybody has kids?

SPEAKER_03 (14:16):
Yeah.
So why why would they need toput a bucket on?
I haven't I've been I've So ifyou have kids, you put but so
everyone that has kids just putsa bucket on.
Would that be any fun for thekids?

SPEAKER_04 (14:27):
There not everybody has kids.
There's not that many kids thathave people.

SPEAKER_03 (14:30):
What are the fun is them saying trigger treat to a
live human being and then yousay thank you?
Every single person today,everyone.
I'm not gonna do that now then.
So you're giving up on this.
No, if I'm home, I willdefinitely not give up on this.
So you're planning on going on atrip just so you don't have to
go to church.
I'm not going on a trip.
There's a possibility that Imight come up here and go to
North Dakota.

SPEAKER_04 (14:50):
On Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 (14:51):
Maybe.
It's a Friday.
It's a Friday.
Oh, is it a Friday?

unknown (14:55):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (14:56):
It's next Friday.
I don't want I don't know.
I probably will give in a few.
How did you come up here?
Well, we can handle candy here.

SPEAKER_04 (15:06):
Who?
The old people in the oldchurch?

SPEAKER_03 (15:09):
We might get one trigger-treater.
No, they have like two.

SPEAKER_04 (15:13):
Yeah, but the kids aren't there all the time.

SPEAKER_03 (15:15):
No, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I'm probably gonna handle candy.
This might be the last one,though.
I want to handle candy, but I'mI'm kind of being angry about
things.
So you're moving too now.
So when you move, are youplanning to handle candy there?
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Oh.
So it is because of theneighbors, you know.
No, it's a long driveway.
I would just like I would okay,let me put it this way.

(15:36):
I'm not being sorry.
I'm gonna handle candy.
I would just appreciate it if umothers would participate more
than just coming to our houseand hand us hand it out for
them.
How's that?

SPEAKER_04 (15:50):
I think you're whiny about it.

SPEAKER_03 (15:51):
You've been a you've been a like a whiny about
Halloween.
Put it this way You've been ahuge proponent of Halloween,
like more than anybody else Iknow.
But I just I'm the only one onmy whole street that hands out
candy.
Not one other house does.
Not one.
No, not one.
No way, not one.
The Russians don't believe inHalloween, so they shut their
lights off.
It's like it's against theirlike religion or some some weird

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thing.
It's not a religious thing, it'sjust a fun thing.
I'm telling you, they told theguy is Daryl's age said that
they can't do it because it'ssomething to do with their
culture.
So the kids didn't get to go outto no oh man, that's terrible.
It's something to do with theirculture.
You're you're in America.
Take out a new you're gonnaembrace the new culture.
I'm telling you what they toldme.

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I'm not saying it's right orwrong.

SPEAKER_04 (16:36):
I'm just called assimilation.

SPEAKER_03 (16:39):
Assimilation, not assimilation, assimilation.
No, not insemination.

SPEAKER_04 (16:46):
I didn't say insemination.
I said assimilate.
Assemblation.

SPEAKER_03 (16:50):
Yeah, yes.
But um, so they're gone.
The old people didn't turn theirlights on.
The name so no one in the colorsack even gives out.
So then across the street, theyare out trick-or-treating like
you, but they don't leave uhthey didn't well when their kids
are younger, they're moved now,but they would Oh they moved,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they would go, they would goaround his dog's name again?

SPEAKER_04 (17:09):
He had a dog that was like a fishing yeah, Loomis.
Loomis, that's what it was.

SPEAKER_03 (17:14):
They would uh either bring their candy to our house
or they just shut their laughbecause they were out with their
kids, so they wouldn't do it.
And then uh they would theywould go out, they would have
the four-wheel with the uhtrailer, which I don't know,
anybody can't just walk, butthen uh they went they would be
all be out on his trick or treaton his four-wheeler and ride, so
they had their life.

SPEAKER_04 (17:34):
We did that.
We used to drive on uh uh on umwhat's his face in polo on the
trailer?
Trying to think of his whatever.
We'd go on his trailer and wewould um he's he's on the
podcast all the time.
Um sweet tea?
Sweet T, thank you.
Sweet T, sweet, we go on SweetT's trailer for a couple years

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when the kids were little and hewould have a trailer with hay
bales and stuff like that, andthen we ended up running over
one of the kids.
Yeah, so then we stopped doingthat.
I know turned into a shit show.

SPEAKER_03 (18:08):
I know, I know.
Kid was fine, nobody got ranover in our neighborhood, but so
he would be gone and theirlights would be off.
There was no house at the otherhouse.
Next door neighbor, they'recrabby, they turn the lights
off.

SPEAKER_04 (18:19):
And then another right next door, like the the
cop.

SPEAKER_03 (18:22):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (18:22):
Oh, he turns that's well, he well, he's kind of
yeah, he don't want to mess withhis yard.
Oh, really?
You don't mess with his yard?

SPEAKER_03 (18:29):
Oh, anything.

SPEAKER_04 (18:29):
Your brother told me that and then next he's he's
obviously he's retired now, soit's not like he damn near died.

SPEAKER_03 (18:37):
And then the next one they were next door, and I
mean did you hear about that?

SPEAKER_04 (18:41):
It's like a fluke.

SPEAKER_03 (18:42):
Yeah, the kid just showed up randomly, wasn't even
planning.
If it wasn't for him, he'd bedead.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I heard that.
Yeah, yeah.
I talked to your brother aboutit.
Um, and then the other lady nextdoor who moved out, she'd just
come over and bring her candyover here and sit in my garage
with us.

SPEAKER_04 (18:54):
Oh, she's good people.

SPEAKER_03 (18:55):
Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_04 (18:56):
Where does she go to now?

SPEAKER_03 (18:57):
She's out in the oh, kind of by you, up by Hanover,
Corcoran on the 50 pluscommunity, 55 in the older
community.
She might go outside.
Uh it's like not even it's likeuh it's like a community, but
it's like uh standalone liketownhouses.
Oh, like the in-laws.
I don't know.
She had community, they haveactivities.

SPEAKER_04 (19:17):
Oh, they don't have activities.
My in law my in-laws have likeare they like standalone
townhouses?

SPEAKER_03 (19:22):
It's like that, but it's in a community where they
have like stuff going on.

SPEAKER_04 (19:25):
This this is all I think this is a 55 plus.
But you have to go through them,they're connected to a regular
neighborhood, which is weird,right?
So it's a regular neighborhood,and then they have these
standalone townhomes that are anassociation kind of crap,
whatever.
And I think you have to be 55plus to get in there, too.
I think I don't know that forsure.

(19:46):
But uh he's at the cabin allsummer long, so he's got like
the neighbors that are goingthrough and make to maintain his
yard because the the thelandscaping companies doesn't do
a good enough job.
So he doesn't so you know theother old old guys next to him.
The old guys next to him alwayslike go through and
over-fertilize and do all thatcrap and maintain the property.

SPEAKER_03 (20:09):
One of my customers lives over there.
Yeah, he has told me the samething as yeah, they come around,
but I end up buying a lawnmower,and I just bag it myself.
I just I know they mow up, butthen I just do it after they're
done.

SPEAKER_04 (20:20):
Yeah, yeah, these are they they they plow the
driveways before the before theplowing company comes in there,
so he's always got his drivewayplowed before the blowing the
before the people show up.
It's just like there's likethese old guys just have nothing
better to do.

SPEAKER_03 (20:34):
I'm surprised he doesn't put a few.

SPEAKER_04 (20:35):
What's my in-law?
I mean, I'm surprised he's notdoing that, but he's got
hobbies.

SPEAKER_03 (20:39):
I'm surprised he doesn't put a fence on.

unknown (20:41):
I know.

SPEAKER_04 (20:42):
There is that too, right?

SPEAKER_03 (20:44):
I talked to your uh brother-in-law tonight.
Tonight?
Yeah, or today, yeah.
Oh no, last night.
He was uh he was on fishing lastweek.
He's going some trip to Canada,I think, or somewhere.
Well, he goes to Canada a lot.
I don't know.
He works up, he works.
I don't remember what the hellhe's doing, but he talked to my
people and he's like, oh yougotta take care of something.

(21:06):
I was like, uh No, he's notgoing to Can't I think he's
going to somewhere.
No, Idaho.
I don't remember.
He's going no, I think he'sgoing to like uh yeah, Idaho.
Maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Idaho.
That's with all those thosenational parks, right?
Those big things.

SPEAKER_04 (21:22):
What what did he need something for that?

SPEAKER_03 (21:25):
No, I don't know.
I didn't like it.
It was like a briefconversation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyways, there was something Iwas gonna ask you about um
rules.

SPEAKER_04 (21:36):
What are the rules?

SPEAKER_03 (21:40):
Oh! Oh, yeah! So we get these adults that come up to
us and they're like trick ortreat.
And we're like, we're like,trick or treat what?
Well, can I get a piece ofchocolate?

SPEAKER_04 (21:56):
No.

SPEAKER_03 (21:57):
And we're like, yeah, you can, you know,
obviously, but then it's likewhy don't they just take one
from the kids?
So then the one time I'massuming that they're with their
kids, right?

SPEAKER_04 (22:06):
So but why can't you just go in your kids' bag and
grab a grab of Snickers?

SPEAKER_03 (22:10):
So then the one time this gal comes up to my staff
member and stared and she juststared at her, didn't say
anything.
Yeah.
And she goes, she grabbed, shegoes, Well, I'm just gonna grab
a chocolate.
I don't care if you don't care.
And she grabbed a chocolate andshe walked away, and she goes,
God, that lady was giving me thestare down.
And then she looks down, and Ididn't even grab chocolate.

(22:32):
I got like a gummy beer orsomething like that.
I said, Well, it is for thekids.
That wasn't really a good story.
No, that wasn't.

SPEAKER_04 (22:42):
Yeah, there was a there was a um a video I just
saw not too long ago of a guycarrying on a fake Spider-Man
kid.

SPEAKER_03 (22:51):
Oh, really?

SPEAKER_04 (22:53):
And uh Spider-Man Kid.

SPEAKER_03 (22:55):
Oh, so he so he could get candy?

SPEAKER_04 (22:57):
Yeah, I mean they filmed the whole thing, right?
So I mean they did it, they didit just for just for the video,
right?
I gotta show this to you though.
I gotta hold on a second.

SPEAKER_03 (23:06):
Most of it, most of them, 99.99% of everyone is
good.
There's a couple kids that comeup and say, Give me candy.
Did it really?
Yeah.
I'm like, huh?
They're like, That's not howthis shit works.
Give me candy.
I'm like, eh, I don't know aboutthat.
Yeah, I said give me candy.
I'm like, and then their olderbrother's like, you don't say
that.

(23:26):
You see trigger treat, and thenyou say thank you, and then I'm
like, Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_04 (23:30):
Okay, here we go.
Um I'm not gonna I'm not gonnaplay the whole video.
I'm gonna enjoy that scene.
Yeah, hold on if I can get it towork.

SPEAKER_03 (23:38):
I think I've seen it.
Oh shit, it's on Tic Tacs.
I don't have Tic Tacs.
I don't either.
I deleted it.
I delete, I as soon as I got it,I deleted it.

SPEAKER_04 (23:45):
And I I never I never uh downloaded it again
because that's it's tooaddictive.
There's no way I could now.
I don't like it.

SPEAKER_03 (23:54):
I turned it off.
Anyways, so that I think that'senough of it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, I think I've seen that one.
Yeah, I see that.
Yeah, he goes a bit early.
He goes a bit early.

SPEAKER_02 (24:07):
Well, what do you say?

SPEAKER_03 (24:10):
He's deaf.
He's looking so much.
Alright, we'll see you.
And this guy, this guy is uhthis one.

(24:32):
How come they're all tools onthe later?

SPEAKER_04 (24:35):
I think it is I think it's better for the kids.

SPEAKER_03 (24:47):
Everyone that's you gotta you gotta google that uh
trick or treat that again that'sgonna fake.
Oh, this guy, this guy's a funnyone.

SPEAKER_01 (25:02):
No, it's a little bit early.
So I have to get my costumesready.
Yeah, he goes to bed early, sowe uh he has to say trick or
treat.

SPEAKER_05 (25:15):
He's deaf.

SPEAKER_01 (25:16):
Oh he's deaf-oh, he's deaf.

SPEAKER_00 (25:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's Uncle Dennis is deaf,right?
Yeah, we stay sign language too.

SPEAKER_03 (25:28):
So he turns his sign into a bit.
Oh, you know sign language.
He knows sign language.
Oops, get busted.

SPEAKER_04 (25:37):
It's just so he goes into it, it's like turning his
like sign to the kid and thekid's dumb moving and then he
picks him up, throws over hisshoulder, and walks away again.
Oh, that's kind of funny.

SPEAKER_03 (25:48):
Anyways, all right.
Well, that's the Halloween.
I hope you guys carved ajack-o'-lantern.

SPEAKER_04 (25:54):
I didn't do anything yet.

SPEAKER_03 (25:56):
Yet?
I'm no.
Why?
What do you mean yet?
Are you supposed to do italready?
Yeah.
Do you have your stuff out?
Do you decorate the house alittle bit?
No.

SPEAKER_04 (26:06):
Yeah, put a jack-o'-lantern out and a couple
like I think we got like ablow-up like ghost or something.
Blow up doll?

SPEAKER_03 (26:16):
No, like the fan.
Oh, that sounds like a lot offun and scary and spooky.
Yeah, it's not.
I had music on tonight, and thatwas it.

SPEAKER_04 (26:25):
Tonight?

SPEAKER_03 (26:26):
Yeah.
Oh, like scary music or likeyeah, like Halloween music.
Oh.

SPEAKER_04 (26:32):
Yeah, we didn't do that.
Yeah, I'll do that next time.
All right.
Well, I need to do cocktailbecause I've been talking about
it.

SPEAKER_03 (26:38):
I know too, and I want to get out the Halloween
topic because I'm gonna I gotsome got some good stories
coming up.
That was just the intro.
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (26:45):
So nope, that was uh that was a good one though,
actually.

SPEAKER_03 (26:48):
Did you watch the Vikings?
They're terrible.

SPEAKER_04 (26:53):
Last place, baby.

SPEAKER_03 (26:54):
I they're so bad.

SPEAKER_04 (26:55):
What is I thought I thought we we're gonna get into
this one too, but I thoughtthey'd be better than the Bears
for God's sakes.
Bears are fucking Bears arebeating us.

SPEAKER_03 (27:03):
I don't care.
They just they don't even care.

SPEAKER_04 (27:05):
All right, well, we're gonna we'll get into this
later.
All right, let's go make a newbrandy.
Go get some E and J's.
Okay, and we'll get going.
I always make all right, just torecap real quick here.

(27:32):
So we we we logled the the thingin Iowa real quick.
So that was if they don't thatthey go they go the night before
Halloween, which makes zerosense.
I mean, it's not like it's on aweekend, they're not like strict
holding it to like a Saturday orSunday or Friday or whatever.
They're just doing the nightbefore.
They call it Beggars Night, sothey changed the whole damn
name.

SPEAKER_03 (27:51):
Yeah.
And they've been doing thissince 1938.
Well, they stopped it recently.

SPEAKER_04 (27:56):
Then they then they recently stopped it because
there was a storm, so theycouldn't do it on the on the on
the regular night.
Durachel.
There was a Durachel-ish, maybeno, I think it was a snowstorm.
There was a storm.
No, Drachel.
They couldn't do it on thenormal beggars night, and they
had to do it on regularHalloween night.
Yeah, and then they'll realize,hey, we should just do this on
regular Halloween night everytime.

(28:17):
I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_03 (28:19):
There's something wrong with the state of Iowa and
people in Des Moines.
It's just, I mean, there some ofthem are good people and
everything, but there's a reasonwhy there's a fence around the
whole state.
I don't think there's a fencearound the whole state.
There is too.

SPEAKER_04 (28:32):
I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03 (28:32):
There is, and so they don't they can't let us go
down there and we don't wantthem to come here.
I've been to Iowa many times.
There's stronger borders therethan it is on our borders.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
Not anymore.
They have a big gang problem,too.
Iowa does?
Oh, yeah.
What kind of gangs?
Like Mexican gangs, I think, orLatinos, or what what do you

(28:55):
say?
Really?
Yeah.
Don't worry.
I don't know.
What do you do?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (29:00):
Southern Southern American?

SPEAKER_03 (29:03):
I guess.
I didn't.
I'm not making up.
I'm just telling you what Iheard.
Anyways.
That doesn't make sense.
Really?
In Iowa.
Yeah.
Same in in Omaha.
Really?
Yeah.
Is that because of all the um Idon't know why.
Don't ask me why, because Idon't know.

SPEAKER_04 (29:19):
Well, they have like a lot of like migrant labor.
Sure.
Sure.

SPEAKER_03 (29:23):
Probably farmers.

SPEAKER_04 (29:24):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (29:24):
By the way.
By the way.
Yeah.
On a side note.
All right.
Tonight at the way.
At um oh my god.
I just thought a couple ofthings too.
Oh yeah.
All right.
The first thing is, by the way,tonight at the old um what's the

(29:47):
name of that place?
Where?
Shady's.
It's a little place a little barflight.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
They had mid flight planetonight.
Mid flight.
You texted me then.
I don't know who I'm gonna givethem a shout out because it's
like four young dudes.
And why do they come so withmidflight?

(30:08):
Did you ask them that?
Yeah, yeah, they said why and Iwasn't there's something to do
because they have a differentname when they play like um
street dances and like outdoorconcerts, but this is more of an
acoustic acoustics setup.

SPEAKER_04 (30:21):
Why would you have acoustic?
Why would you play like rock andstuff?

SPEAKER_03 (30:24):
It's a well, it was really good.
I'm telling you, these guys weregood.
I would go see, I would love togo see them.
So was it like original music orwas it like they were so good
that Nagzilla thought that theywere lip syncing?
I said they're not lip syncing,they were playing Roy Orberson,
and I was like, these guys arereally good.

SPEAKER_04 (30:40):
Playing Roy Orberson, right?

SPEAKER_03 (30:41):
Yeah, and I'm like, she's like, they're lip sync.
I go, they are not lip syncing.
We're like six inches away fromthem.
I'm watching them, they're notlip syncing.
I go, is he air guitaring it andthey're air drumming it too?

SPEAKER_04 (30:54):
So they play like pretty woman?

SPEAKER_03 (30:57):
Uh wasn't that Roy Orberson?
Yeah, he sings pretty woman.
They sang a different one.
Um, the other his other hit.
It was really good.
I don't think he had more one ortwo hits.
Well, it was the other one.
The the other one.
They were really good.
And you know why?
Why?
I I I couldn't think of theword, but then I thought of it
after we left.
They have good harmony.

(31:18):
Harmony.
You couldn't you forgot thatword?
I couldn't think of what theywas trying to think of, but they
had good harmony.
They're from uh uh Sex Center,so local guys.

SPEAKER_04 (31:28):
Yeah, they're good people-ish.

SPEAKER_03 (31:30):
I think they're good people.
I would love to go see themagain.
I was in fact, I was gonnainvite them out to the lake.
Yeah, we should have.
And have them compete againstthe uh Becker Big Lake uh band.
Oh, there you go.
I like that idea.
All right, here.

SPEAKER_04 (31:46):
I got some Roy Orbison here.
You got it.

SPEAKER_03 (31:49):
That was it.
Yeah, that was it.
That was a son.
Anyway, you nade, you got it.
Oh, yeah, I know what's good.
It was really, I'm not, I mean,let's calm down.
I mean, they I mean, it's asmall tone little bar.
I mean, I don't, I'm not readyto give them a Grammy quite yet,
but I would say that very solidperformance.

SPEAKER_02 (32:12):
Huh.

SPEAKER_03 (32:13):
They were good, and if you looked at them, yes, this
is it.
Tuesday, they didn't have thathigh pitch of ways, but anything
you want.
Yes, that's not bad.
Yeah, I haven't heard this onefor a long time.
They're really good.

(32:35):
I wish you guys could have cameand enjoys it with us because we
probably would have stayed inthe phone.
Look how young he looks in thisphoto.
Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 (32:43):
I you oh oh I mean I I look at I'm looking at this uh
here.
I'm looking at this picture, andthis is what I think of when I
think of Roy Orberson.
This one right here.

SPEAKER_02 (32:53):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (32:54):
Not not that one I just showed you.

SPEAKER_03 (32:56):
Yeah, anyways, these this this and they're young,
little, young little dudes, andthey looked a little like you
would not be a little oddsinging this kind of music
because they're younger dudes.
Right.
If you would have seen theseguys, it would have been like um
your son, your oldest boy, and acouple of his buddies just go up

(33:20):
there and then start singingthis, and you're like, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
What is this coming from?
You know, and then this onesquiggly dude that was in the
um, I think he's like a waiteror wait, he where he works in
the cook at the place.
He came up in one of the songs.
I'm like, what's this guy doing?
And he had like an iPad in hishand because he I don't think he

(33:40):
knew the words.
He jumped out on the other mic,like, like, say we had a guest
here on the podcast.
Yeah, he went on the last micand he went up and he started
singing part of the song withthem, and he was really good,
and he looked nervous andeverything, but he did good.
So he was just the dude from theback, yeah.
I was like, what the shit'shappening here?
These guys, I thought, God, ifwe had a manager that could we

(34:02):
could get these guys famous,they're really good.
I'm just telling you, you shouldstart managing music.
I think we should.
I can get music when I hear it.
I don't know how much I don'tthink because then the the lady
that hired him, she came up tous because so that you know
there's a guy with the big beardthat's the normal beard bar
tetter there, pretty cool guy.

SPEAKER_04 (34:21):
He does all the I've only been there like maybe three
times.
So apparently, I don't know, Idon't know who the normal guy
is.

SPEAKER_03 (34:27):
Apparently, this lady must be in more in charge
because she came up to us.
Uh, everyone she comes up, shegoes, Hey, what do you guys
honestly?
What do you think of the band?
I said, I'd say two thumbs up.
Really, are you sure?
Because I wasn't gonna hirethem, and I know we've had used
to have them outside.
We this is the very first bandwe were hiring, but they do the
street dance outside, and theywere good, but this is inside,

(34:49):
so they'll do and I was like,two thumbs up.
I'd I'd hire them again.
They do the street dance upthere.
We should how could we never goto the street dance again?
I kind of like that place.
I like that place.
I think they get good food, too.
The guy with the beard, he'sgood people.
I mean, he goes to the bar?
No, well, this time, and hegoes, because he goes, he was

(35:10):
helping, he was our waiter andhe was the bartender.
We got our food in like twominutes.

SPEAKER_04 (35:14):
I think I know who you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03 (35:15):
They got the big came over and he goes, he goes,
Hey, I know I didn't bring thatbrandy over, so I'll be right
back.
I saw sorry, because I justfinished and I asked, I go, give
me another one.
He came back, he burned it.
And he comes back, he says, Howwas it?
I go, Whew.
He goes, Yeah, that's because Iwas late giving to you.
So you thread it.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if that's good orbad, though.
Oh, it's really good.

(35:36):
I don't know.
Yeah, it was nice I am.
I've had some, I've had somepretty burnt drums.
I had a few already, so it'syeah, well, it's it's good.

SPEAKER_04 (35:42):
It's it's easier to pound them down when you had it.
But actually, the if you get bythe if you burn the first one,
you kind of choke it down alittle bit.
And then the second, third, andfourth all get better, better,
better.

SPEAKER_03 (35:53):
One more thing about this band, put it this way it's
a small venue, and he had likeeight people dancing.
They did, the band did.

SPEAKER_04 (36:00):
Oh, really?
And it was early to Roy to RoyOrbison?

SPEAKER_03 (36:03):
Well, it wasn't just Roy Orbison.
They played a bunch of songs.

SPEAKER_04 (36:06):
Like, what kind of like genre?

SPEAKER_03 (36:08):
I would say they played Morgan Wallen.
Okay, and then they played likeRoy Orbison, and like they
played classic rock.
It was but they but it was moreacoustical.
Like it wasn't like you know,like it was like wasn't as loud,
wasn't like no, it wasn't loud,you would have liked it.
So you can actually talk.
Yes, it was nice, it was perfectlevel, and I know I said that to

(36:32):
uh next.
I said, perfect level.
I go, I said, even Eddie wouldlike this, Eddie would like this
because it was clean, yeah, andnot loud.
I do like that, and they weren'tscreaming, and it was really
nice.
I don't know, I'll explain.
I think I explained it goodenough.
Well, you don't have to logthem, and maybe they'll find out
where they're playing it next.
I thought they're solid.

(36:53):
What'd you just call them again?
Um one more time, one more timefor people so they can lug them.
If they're you're from in theyou know the Minnesota area.
Their name tonight wasmid-flight.
Mid flight.
Mid-flight.
I feel like I'm their um, youknow, like you know when you go
like a hockey game and they gotthe scouts up in there.

(37:16):
I'm like one of the musicscouts.
I'm like, get them famous.
Yeah, because we got millionsand hundreds of well, we got
thousand thousands of listeners.

SPEAKER_04 (37:26):
We got listeners.

SPEAKER_03 (37:29):
It just takes one.
Okay, did you do the uh the uhthe shout-out or no?
No, not yet.
No, oh, because I was gonna dothe the hunting's the hunting um
story after the shout-out.
Oh we might have to wait on thatbecause we're uh there's a well

(37:50):
can we just can we just tease ita little bit?
Can we just tease my story alittle bit?
Can I just say your story?
The story that happened lastweekend.

SPEAKER_04 (38:00):
The yeah, you can tease it.
I don't know what part you'regonna tease because it was it
was there's a lot, there's a lotof different layers to that
story.

SPEAKER_03 (38:07):
I was just gonna say that it's hunting season though.
It is hunting season though, andso happy hunting season to all
our listeners all day.
If you like to shoot some ducks,oh you know what?
What um after you left at onenight to the bar, and we only we
weren't that long behind you theone night.

SPEAKER_04 (38:25):
Um yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (38:27):
One of our solid listeners' son transferred to go
to school there, and he was atthe bar and he came up.
I took a snapshot and sent it totheir folks.
Oh, really?
Yeah, they're avid listeners.
In fact, he even said the I raninto a couple people that I mean
they uh I wear my uh I wore myshirt that one night.
Oh, I know they want to get onthe show.
I got a lot of that, it's soclose.

(38:48):
We're we're we're taking overthe camp.

SPEAKER_04 (38:50):
People like yeah, they knew they knew exactly
where we were.
Yeah, I saw that they saw myshirt and they're like, Where
did I get the merch?
I'm like, go to the website andbrandbs.com.

SPEAKER_03 (38:59):
Yep, yep.
Get your merch there.
But yeah, there was a lot ofpeople that wanted the merch.
But, anyways, I'm gonna do ashout out to his parents because
they texted me and uh I hadn'tseen them for a while, but
they're good people.
They got a cabin over in theScotty area.
Oh, I like Scotty actually.
Yeah, they're they live in ourhometown, but or near our
hometown, but they got plays upthere, and their son

(39:20):
transferred.
I don't know where he was at.
He was playing uh lacrosse incollege, and now he transferred
to uh UND.
And I see him at the olbarskiplaying lacrosse.
You play you probably did go toWisconsin somewhere.
I don't imagine.

SPEAKER_04 (39:33):
That's kind of a that's kind of like Wisconsin.
I mean, it's I know I know thatthere's a city called lacrosse
in Wisconsin.
There is a city called lacrosse.
I don't know if they have thecollege though, do they?
Maybe they do.
But I don't know.
But that I know other peoplethat it have had kids that went
to play lacrosse and they wentto Wisconsin.
I can't think of, I mean, unlessyou go to like uh St.

(39:53):
Thomas or something.

SPEAKER_03 (39:55):
Oh, did you see that?
They got a new uh ice arena.
St.
Thomas does.
Yeah, million million dollarfacility.
Some uh couple, old coupledonated millions to build it
because they're not D1 division.
What's that name of that newstadium?
You guys were there! Your cuewas telling me you guys were
there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (40:12):
We did a bunch of yeah, we put a bunch of stuff in
there.

SPEAKER_03 (40:14):
Yeah, you don't you you just don't you just know
about it?

SPEAKER_04 (40:18):
You didn't I do, I didn't go it's like fancy.
I it's I've seen it.

SPEAKER_03 (40:23):
And they're actually pretty good, they're pretty
good.
And they got it's amulti-purpose.
I think they have basketballthere and they have the ice
random in the same facility.

SPEAKER_04 (40:32):
That makes more sense, yeah.
Yeah, no, I I saw I saw somephotos of it.
I didn't actually go therethough.
It just opened this week, but Ihad other stuff to do.

SPEAKER_03 (40:40):
Yeah, no, you didn't.
You have nothing to do exceptfor look at you ever you ever
like count sheep?
I don't know, I don't know howthat would work, right?

SPEAKER_04 (40:52):
No, like when you're laying because when you're like
relaxing when people go tosleep, how does that whole count
sheep thinking work?
That doesn't make sense to me.

SPEAKER_03 (41:00):
By the way, before we finish this story about
sheep, oh my god, we took theside roads home from last
weekend.
We went through that small towncalled um, I think we're in
Wheaton, Minnesota.
Wheaton, and we're goingthrough, and two goats went
across the street.
Did you see any birds?
Zero, zero, yeah.
I went I wanted the whole back.
I went back to the back.

(41:22):
Really?
Well, you heard that the GNR guysaid five thousand fifty
thousand the week before, rightwhere we were hunting.
We always in the wrong time.
Missed it every time.
Always either too late or tooearly, or too whatever.
I remember we went there, or Idrove home that I went the back
way also, but I went furthersouth.

SPEAKER_04 (41:42):
No, I went further north.
You went further south.
Yeah, I took away.
And I zigzag, zigzag, zigzags.
I went through all kinds ofdifferent areas.
Yeah, but I found like a I foundlike a I passed a um a sign on
the side of the road, someladies like uh like farm, farm
kitchen or something like that.
Farm bake farmer bakery, farmbakery or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 (42:02):
And I will stand like on the side of the road.
So I stopped and he got somecookies.
You got some what?
Cookies.
Why do you gotta say it likethat?
How old would you say it?
Why would what is wrong withcookies?
How old would you say cookies?
It's like you're sayingsneakers.
What is wrong with you?
It's not cookies, it's notcookies, it's cookies, it's

(42:24):
cookies.
That's what I said.

SPEAKER_05 (42:26):
No, you're not what's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_03 (42:30):
I don't know what's wrong with you.
Why don't you go put your go putyour sneakers on?
You put your sneakies on?
Do you want to go?
Do you want to go?
You want to go pray night?
Because as you guys lastweekend, uh Fun Police keeps
telling, well, first of all, shethinks the dog speaks English
and like talks to her becauseshe always asks them, do you

(42:52):
want to go nun night?

SPEAKER_04 (42:53):
But the dog doesn't understand the words.
Nun night?
The dog understands.

SPEAKER_03 (42:56):
I go, nun night's not a word.
So we actually looked it up.

SPEAKER_04 (42:58):
We logled it.

SPEAKER_03 (42:59):
We logoed nun night.

SPEAKER_04 (43:00):
It actually means it.

SPEAKER_03 (43:02):
Yeah, it makes it means prey night.
So anytime you want to saynunite, you say pray night,
because that's actually what itmeans.

SPEAKER_04 (43:09):
No, it's the na means prey.

SPEAKER_03 (43:11):
Nah means prey.
So pray night.
But that's what it sounds likewhen you say kookies.
Cookies.
It's not kookies.
Cookies.
It's not kookies.
You're kooky.
And I got and I got two muffins.
I don't like you.
Blueberry.
Um were they Amish?
I don't think so.
It was just it was just a littlestand.
So honor system?

(43:32):
Yeah, honor system.
Oh, like when you buy likenightcrawlers?
I don't I don't know if I boughtnight.
Oh, I have.
I have, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, my uncle sells them.
I did it up by uh my cousin DeerRiver that used to have a place
there.
Oh, yeah.
Or I could stop and buy thatkind of stuff and just that kind
of stuff.
Well, like when you say thatkind of stuff, oh like lures
stuff.
No, like Abu Garcia, crawlers,and then uh what else do they

(43:57):
have?
Are they they callers and andwhat minnows?

SPEAKER_04 (44:00):
No, I don't think they have minnows.
Fish.
Sweet tea in a place they can goget minnows of.

SPEAKER_03 (44:05):
I like how you say cookies.
Cookies.
Here's something wrong with you.
That's not even how you let'ssee that.

SPEAKER_04 (44:12):
But I I I purchased some snacks at a roadside stand.
It was an honor system, and Igave him an extra dollar because
I didn't.
I bought nine dollars worth ofstuff and it I gave him ten.
Well, could that was really niceof you?
I didn't well I'm not gonna goin there and dig other shit.

SPEAKER_03 (44:27):
I thought did you put a ping on it on the onyx
map?

SPEAKER_04 (44:30):
I did.
Good.

SPEAKER_03 (44:32):
I did actually.
Do you have you are used tologging in my you have my onyx
still?
Oh yeah, I don't pay for that.
What the hell?
I got it again.
It's in there.
Good.
Good for you.
I don't like this uh newscaster,by the way.
I'm not a big fan of him.
They're at St.
Tommy right there.
That's the new arena there.
On the old television owned.

(44:53):
Oh, yeah, it is.
It's called Anderson Arenathere, dog.

SPEAKER_04 (44:56):
Oh, yeah, that's what it's called.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (44:59):
Oh, now you know.
Don't act like you know now.
Now you know.
This week.

SPEAKER_04 (45:06):
We were back there again this week.

SPEAKER_03 (45:07):
What were they doing?

SPEAKER_04 (45:08):
Uh, just skating.
Playing some boot?
They're doing some more work outthere.

SPEAKER_03 (45:13):
Were they playing boots?

SPEAKER_04 (45:14):
There was some backward product, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 (45:16):
It's funny because any kid that any kid that goes
to that school, their parentsare wealthy because it's like
the most expensive school inMinnesota.
No, is it?
One of them, yeah.
Really?
It's not cheap, yeah.
Unless you get a scholarship,but yeah, it's expensive.

SPEAKER_02 (45:32):
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 (45:33):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 (45:34):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 (45:34):
I think my neighbors got uh two kids that went there.
Well, it's not cheap.
Huh.
It's not cheap.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, anyway, so Honda Seasonstarted.
It has started.
Yep.
And I talked about the Randallband.
We crossed that out.
But we'll uh we should talkabout the story about that so we

(45:55):
can repeat North Dakota.

SPEAKER_04 (45:57):
Well, we need to pause maybe for a second because
we need it, we need let's let'sfill up another another half a
drink worth of show.

SPEAKER_03 (46:04):
Well, I can say we can do a quick sports three
minutes.
Can we make it three minutes andor four minutes?
I don't care.
Normally it's two minutes.
I got so much to say aboutsports.
Can we make it like threeminutes maybe?

SPEAKER_04 (46:16):
Yeah, we can do three minutes, but it's there's
there's really not a lot of goodstuff to talk about.
I've got to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_03 (46:26):
I'm just telling you that we live in Loserville.
And the sooner's not good.
And as soon as that everybodyaccepts that, the sooner that
you're not gonna be all upsetwhen they don't make it.

SPEAKER_04 (46:39):
Well, you know, we do got uh we got we got soccer.
Oh wait, that they didn't doanything either.

SPEAKER_03 (46:46):
No, the USA team's doing well, and then the girls
team was one-one.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 (46:50):
Oh, we got we got uh women's basketball.
Oh, wait, they lost two.

SPEAKER_03 (46:54):
Put it this way.
You remember uh Jaker's?
He said, I think I've come togrips that it'll never happen in
my lifetime.
Here?
The the Vikings for football Ithink I've come to grips that
it'll never I told you.

SPEAKER_04 (47:08):
I think what I think I said this a couple years ago.
I went, I went, I'm Motor CityKitty, baby.

SPEAKER_03 (47:12):
They're not gonna even the punter sucks.
Here's the here's here's kind ofthe the the the wait, our punter
sucks?
Yeah, he had a couple good puns.
He goes, What is he goes, he go,when are we start?
I go, hey, women's US soccer ison at seven on true TV.

(47:33):
And I says, Is rapeanal orwhatever that like?
I think she's done.
I don't understand.
That chick is like that'sgetting conservation.
I won't.

SPEAKER_04 (47:40):
That chick is like 50.
She can't play that.

SPEAKER_03 (47:42):
I can't say that sentence.
Okay, she's too old.
I said, Oh, there's oh, here'swhat I said.
Here's what I said bureau.
I go, I go, hey, why are therereferees?
Just go to AI after every play.
We will now get carved up onthis stripe.
Remember because it was uh we uhintercepted and they said they
bobbled it.
He did.

(48:03):
I don't think he did.
I don't think he did because hehad that one hand, the one hand
came off of it, but the otherhand was a little bit more than
a little bit.
Referees don't have slow motionin your eyes.
Call it as you seize it and justlet it go.
Uh he the one hand, wait.
So one hand one hand came awayfrom the ball, but the other
hand was completely stillgrabbing it.
Uh you're missing the wholepoint.
I think it's bullshit.
Referee calls it why do we haveto have slow motion instant

(48:24):
replay?
That was a catch.
Call it how you seize it.
If it's right as right, if it'swrong as wrong, and move on.
Why do we gotta slow it downlike last week when they caught
that in the end zone?
Yep.
I said, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
So then why what's the point ofthe referee then?
The referee does nothing.
Because we're not going touncontroversial.

SPEAKER_04 (48:44):
Well, kind of.

SPEAKER_03 (48:44):
Why don't we just have the AI do everything?

SPEAKER_04 (48:47):
They well, they probably could actually.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (48:49):
We will not, and then he goes, we would all get
covered up on this drive.
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (48:53):
When is okay you mean oh so they we can they did
too because they get next word?
They walked down like like 14plays in like eight minutes.

SPEAKER_03 (49:01):
This ain't a part of my two-minute rant.
But here's what here here's whatI'm just gonna rant.
I'm gonna I'm gonna go down theline because here's what it I
figured out why I'm so mad.
Did you text him the whole timethis game?
Yeah, so I go, I go, when isBrosner coming in?
He goes, he goes, when is Ziggygonna sell?
I'm going back to women'ssoccer.
He goes, I hear the squash isheating up.
Good.
At least there's one goodMinnesota team.

(49:22):
I hate the Vikings.
I wrote.
I'm only watching out of spite.
Swiss cheese D.
If we had Sam Durham, we wouldbe undefeated.
Quase team, bunch of stiffs.
I think the whiffs cuddle theirplayers too much.
McCarthy should be playing.
Idiots.
They suck.
Good low turn.
Complete idiots.
Just forfeit.
Benny Hill song I wrote.

(49:43):
They suck so bad.
He can't trap anyone.
I said, I went to the antiqueroadshow.
Here I come.
Oh, wait, my mistake.
It's Miss Scarlet onMasterpiece.
On PPS.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to watch Old SueGopher Games.
Three and out coming.
We are a D3 college team.

(50:03):
Idiots.
I turned the channel.
I don't care.
You ever watch old Sioux hockeygames?
Yeah.
He goes, they're the weakest assteam in the league.
Get pushed from waver.
No grit, overpaid,underdelivered.
How come Jalen Hurts turns thatto a 40-yard game?
Anyways, I'm not going to keepgoing on, but Jesus crazy.
I finally said, here's exactly.

(50:24):
I summed it up in one sentence.
As a Viking fan, here's here'smy thing.
For me personally.
Do you this sum up your wholethe whole game or the season?
I this sums up the Vikings in mymind.
All right.
And I don't care about wins orlosses.
Here's what it here's what itcomes up.

SPEAKER_04 (50:40):
Everybody cares about wins and losses.

SPEAKER_03 (50:41):
I wrote it for 20 years or more, maybe since 1998,
because 1998 was awesome.
Right.
And we can take off 2009 whenFarbo's with us.
But the Vikings always facethird and eight plus yards and
throw it one yard.
Right?
Every single time.
Yeah.
For the most part.
One day I'd love to know why.

(51:04):
It's a game plan, baby.
Green Bay always.
Green Bay always at least.
No, no, no.
It's not even just Green Bay.
They always throw past thethumbmarker.

SPEAKER_04 (51:14):
If you have a good quarterback, you always throw
past that.
It's the quarterback.
But it's the quarterback.
The quarterback picks andchooses who does he throw it to.

SPEAKER_03 (51:21):
I maybe and checks down.
And then that, and between thatand our clock management is why
I'm no longer watching.
Because two weekends ago, wewere coming back and actually
had a chance.
It was six minutes left.
We're down by two, uh, uh uh twoweekends ago, like the one on
the way back from from NorthDakota?

(51:42):
Yes.
Yeah.
You get watching the car?
I kind of often on.
I had it on.
There were six, like 48 left inthe game.
Yeah.
And we were only down by like,let's say, 10 points.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
They walk up to the line.
No, there's no urgency.

SPEAKER_04 (51:56):
No.

SPEAKER_03 (51:58):
But it's been like that for 20 years.
They always do.
Remember when Favre was on thePackers?
Yeah.
They would be down, they wouldrun up there, throw it out, get
out of bounce.
Yeah.
Hunt, throw it, get out ofbounds.
It wouldn't even spray the ball.
No.
He would you would you would doa quick pass out of bounce?
Why the hell don't we do that?
They don't do that.
I don't care if you win or lose.

(52:19):
Effort.
At least if you put effort in.
At least that gets ahead.
It looks like you're trying towin.
Right.
Right.
They won.
At least at least you can keepyour fans in the ball.
I don't understand.
Yeah.
I can't take it.
And it's those two things.
It's the it's the third down andlong.
I honestly think you're going tobe able to do that.
Third down and long.
And oh, okay.
Third down to 16 handoff.
Why?
So we can punt it?

(52:41):
So we have three more yards topunt it.
That means you don't like yourplayers.

SPEAKER_04 (52:45):
They don't try.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (52:46):
If it's third and 16, throw the ball 17 yards.
If it's incomplete, punt it.
Try.

SPEAKER_04 (52:52):
Right.
Try.

SPEAKER_03 (52:53):
Try.

SPEAKER_04 (52:53):
That's the thing.

SPEAKER_03 (52:55):
If there's 30 seconds left in the first half
and you're worried about takinga knee, just go down and play
the goddamn game like you'regonna play, like you want to
win.
Why don't you care?
Oh, we don't want to throw aninterception and have them run.
Don't throw an interception!Don't throw an interception! If
it's not there, throw it out ofbounds.
Try.
They don't.

(53:15):
What is wrong with these people?
They're not like they'reprofessionals.
They're professionals.
They get paid to do this.
If they don't try them, don'tpay them.
Fire them.
Right?
They get paid.
So it's a it's a it's a job tothem.
They don't give they don't givea shit.

SPEAKER_01 (53:30):
Fire them if you don't like them.

SPEAKER_03 (53:31):
Who's had it why what would have been wrong about
putting Brosner in?
Why would why would what whatwould have been oh because our
our Wance was hurt and he wasdoing terrible?
What would have m bad or whatwould have really made a
difference if we get Brosners ashot?
Maybe Broser is really good.
Maybe he's a good core, maybehe's not.
But would it really had anoutcome?
The only outcome that would havebeen different is that we won.

SPEAKER_04 (53:53):
We've all we've all had employees that are like pre
men's like that, right?
So they just don't put the finaleffort in.

SPEAKER_03 (54:03):
What am I missing?
What am I missing?
If I'm the owner of the team,I'd be like, what the shit are
we doing?
Put Brozner in because he'shurt, he's doing terrible.
At the halftime, I would havesaid, he's hurt, he's not doing
good, it's not his day.
Whatever the reason is, whocares?

SPEAKER_04 (54:16):
I want Brosner in there anyways.
I think McCurdy's a bust.

SPEAKER_03 (54:18):
Oh, I know.
I think Brosner's doing good.

SPEAKER_04 (54:20):
I think I would love to see Brosner in there.

SPEAKER_03 (54:22):
And look at look at a guy last year that we didn't
want.
He went 14.
Okay, he won 14 games and wedidn't like him because he was a
mental case on the big games.
Okay, well, you're thequarterback whisperer.
So why don't we just take whatwe have and make it better?
Well, he was.
Look at him this year.
No, he's he's like top fivequarterback in the league.
I don't care.
He is still gonna choke.

(54:44):
Is he is he worse than what wehave now?
No, but he's still gonna choke.
But who's not gonna choke?

SPEAKER_04 (54:50):
But we're not so you're you're you're bitching
about them choking in theplayoffs.
If he was with us, he'd still westill wouldn't do anything.

SPEAKER_03 (54:56):
We have we have too many injuries, we have too many,
we have too many problems.
But you know what?
I will say, I will say this.
I'm okay with them losing it,just get in the playoffs and
heat up and then go.
I'd rather have that than go 14and 3 and blow in the first
round.
Like they normally do.
It'd be nice if we actually ifthis McCarthy guy they normally
hit the playoffs and lose thefirst round.

(55:17):
Yeah, it'd be nice if we kind ofhave a shittier like regular
season, but then we heat up andthen we get in and then do good.
We would forget about this wholecrap early in the game.
98?

SPEAKER_04 (55:31):
Yeah, that was a huge left out.

SPEAKER_03 (55:33):
2009?
That he was locked out.
Um, miracle, and they blew it inPhiladelphia.
Yeah.
Did I see?
Yeah, that was a but it was2009, they should have won the
Super Bowl in 1998.
Yes, they screwed up, they theydid it themselves.

SPEAKER_04 (55:47):
Which is my entire life.
They've they've they've becomeNFC champ, NFC central, whatever
champs a couple times.

SPEAKER_03 (55:55):
I would just like to see him go to NFC championship
in the playoffs.
I've never even been to a SuperBowl my entire life, and I'm not
and I'm not young, I'm not ayoung man anymore.
I'm telling you, this McCarthy'sa bust.
If he's a bust, because almostevery other quarterback that's
watched him play.
The couple games I watched himplay.
One good quarter.

(56:15):
One out of eight.
Yes.
And out of every otherquarterback that drafted that
year, they're all doing goodright now.
They're all doing good.
Everyone that drafted this year.
And we get injured.
But the problem is, the problemis injured in Michigan.
The problem is your cousin sayshe's good though.
He said, Get don't give up onhim yet.
I'm giving up on him.

SPEAKER_04 (56:35):
I think he's I think.

SPEAKER_03 (56:36):
Well, you'll give up on everything.
No, I think he's a bust.
I'd rather spend I'd rather getRosner in there.
I like Rosener.
I mean, look at some of the bestquarterbacks in history.
I mean, Joe Montana.
These guys were like first rounddraft picks.
No, I know.
And why didn't they uh Brady?
Why didn't they put him in thatsecond half?
Explain to me.
Why didn't Did you see him whenhe got hit?
Couldn't even move his arm.

(56:57):
Yeah, just put him, yeah.
Paul.
Why would they say why wouldn'tthey keep him in?
Yeah, I don't know.
Well, what?
What you're gonna lose by last?
I never understood losing bylast.
Is that making you feel better?
And why did they kick a fieldgoal?
Oh my god.
Get the biggest.
I turned a channel.
We were down by like I turnedthe channel off.
We got six points.
I'm like, I said, honestly, I'dfire the coach right now because

(57:19):
there's zero chance why we'dkick the field goal right there
because it does zero good.
No, and then I went off to Iwent off to um what was that
show on channel two?
PBS.

SPEAKER_04 (57:28):
It was called um um antique air, antique uh
roadshow.

SPEAKER_03 (57:34):
Yeah, but it was called something else.
And I came back and uh all of asudden it was 10.
We got 10 points.
I'm like, how'd we get atouchdown?
Or how do we get four points?
I said right.
Well, apparently somethinghappened on that field goal that
we had too many someone had toomany men, so they missed it.
They went over and they got atouchdown.
I'm like, okay, great, we'reonly down by two scores.
Put Broz in around.

(57:55):
No, right.

SPEAKER_04 (57:56):
No, they can't do that.

SPEAKER_03 (57:57):
I don't get what can you explain?

SPEAKER_04 (57:59):
I want to see Brozner do something.

SPEAKER_03 (58:00):
I think it's can you explain to me what goes to their
mind?
Then why don't I have him on theteam?
I well, he's a third he's well.

SPEAKER_04 (58:10):
He's second story right now, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (58:11):
Yeah, Marcelo's emergency, right?
So why don't they just putBrozner in?
I don't know.
I agree with you.
I don't know.
I mean, what what he's youngguys is this our three minutes?
Are we done with this?
Three minutes.
I'm fucking part of my language,but I I'm done with the Vikings.
I can't I don't even want towatch them.
I don't I don't even get madanymore because I don't even
care.

(58:31):
Because I don't even goddamncare.
Because why would I care?
It's not the goddamn wild thewild suck, no.

SPEAKER_04 (58:37):
Oh, the wildmen, yeah.
Not doing good.

SPEAKER_03 (58:39):
I what they did good two games ago.
They played well, very well thetwo games ago.
Last game, they look worse thanthe Vikings.

SPEAKER_04 (58:45):
Yeah, they're not doing good.
They look like we're not doinganything.

SPEAKER_03 (58:49):
We're loserville.

SPEAKER_04 (58:50):
Yeah, no, I was watching our I was uh oh in
North Dakota last week.
We were driving by, I wasdriving by a house and I saw
Packers guys, Packers fans.
I'm like, yeah, I don't blameyou.
I get it.

SPEAKER_03 (59:03):
Because it you know they ain't got one, so we're
doing good, yeah, and they'relike the youngest team in the
league.
Yeah, they're both their firstplace.
Why can't we do that?

SPEAKER_04 (59:13):
We don't have the yeah, we don't have to do that.

SPEAKER_03 (59:15):
Why is it Quasio Dove Buff, whatever his name is?
Nice draft picks.
What is who is he at?
I don't know.
He has no draft picks, it's alllike free agency, and they're
all old.
I don't know.
I don't know what the diamondis.
They're all buffs, they're allbuzz.
We should they should hire us.
I couldn't do any worse.
No, we would do better.
I I I guarantee I could do that.

(59:36):
I guarantee I'd make some dealsand work some deals and get some
people on there.

SPEAKER_04 (59:39):
I'd go all draft day on it.

SPEAKER_03 (59:41):
Oh, yeah.
I'd go.
I think it's a great movie.
You don't watch a movie?
Yeah, I like that.
That's what what's his name?
Costner.
Oh, yeah, I like that.
Yeah, yeah.
And it worked out.
Yeah, yeah.
Because that guy was a boss,that cocky kid.
He's a bus.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (59:56):
Well, they don't no they don't say that.
I mean, they he thinks he's theboss, but The other guy was
better.
Vonte, no matter what.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:03):
The owner, and then he went back around and ended up
getting extra picks anyways.
Yep.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:00:08):
Vonte no matter what.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
I hear you.
Let's make a quick cocktail.
And then we'll get into our.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:15):
I'm not talking about the Vikings ever again, by
the way.

SPEAKER_04 (01:00:17):
We're just talking about Vikings.
We're done with support.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:19):
I'm sweating.

SPEAKER_04 (01:00:19):
We're gonna go and we're gonna take it, make a
cocktail, and we're gonna getinto it last weekend.
Last weekend was insane.
It was a shit show.
It was a shit show.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:29):
I didn't even put that in my notes.

SPEAKER_04 (01:00:30):
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It gets it out there.
I got so much to say.
Alright, we don't we're at anhour.

(01:01:38):
Alright.
We just kind of go.

SPEAKER_04 (01:01:40):
We gotta get into last weekend.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:41):
Oh, I want to talk about this other thing.
Oh yeah, last weekend.
Oh yeah, let's talk about thatone.
So we decided to go hunting.
Um hunting.
Hunting?
Yeah, we went hunting.
Hunting.
Hunting.
Hunting.

SPEAKER_04 (01:01:53):
We went hunting.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:53):
We went hunting in North Dakota.

SPEAKER_04 (01:01:55):
We went and shot some ducks.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:57):
Geese.
We went hunting.
I only shot a few deeks.
We went hunting.

SPEAKER_04 (01:02:02):
I only shot a couple geese and a couple ducks.
It was pretty rough.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:06):
Yeah, we we we got stopped.
And by the way, we got stoppedby the old uh Game Warden.
Yeah.
And he said, Well, you guys arehunting in the right spot.
You should have been here a weekago.
There's 50,000 murder downthere.
So we're not in the right spot.

SPEAKER_04 (01:02:22):
Because there's a week ago, there was 15,000 birds
on there.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:26):
The logo birds are shot or gone.
They're waiting for the northerntow down.
So once again, we picked thewrong week.
We would have a week earlier.
We'd have been money, money,money, money, money.
But we still can go back.
We can go back when it getscold.
You're gonna have to.

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:42):
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:44):
Yeah.
You know what it's gonna be.
It was rough.
You know what it's gonna be.
It's gonna be opening deerweekend when you gotta be up
there.
100%.

SPEAKER_04 (01:02:51):
We well, it could be Halloween.
Is it and then you can did youjust skip on a Halloween like
you've been wanting to do?

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:59):
I don't know if I want to.
I'm we can talk about this offhere.
I do that, but I'm kind of angryabout Halloween.
I think it's backstabbing me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, anyways, so we decided to goout and see Daryl.
Oh, yeah, Daryl was a scout.
Yeah, he did, he did find acouple, he found a little bit of
oh he did scout a lot.
Wow, but it's not just no birds.

(01:03:21):
No, yeah.
Well, there was birds on onespot, but he could we couldn't
get permission.
Yeah, yep, no answer.

SPEAKER_04 (01:03:26):
Yeah, it was uh it was rough.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:28):
So we did good.
We the first night we got upthere, I say it was a Wednesday
night, and uh what the hell isthat mean?
There's a fire going withcolors.
Oh, that's right.
We forgot about that.
You went up to the North Shoreto look at leaks.
Oh, did we?

SPEAKER_04 (01:03:42):
Yeah, yeah.
I did go up there.
That's awesome.
It was a long day.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:46):
Anyway, so we're up in North Dakota to try to chase
the old ducks and uh old Nodak.
And so we went there, we did wewent the first morning.
We shot a few couple, not verygood.

SPEAKER_04 (01:03:59):
We did that, we did a new thing this year though,
because yeah, you guys invitedyou guys invited all the wives.

SPEAKER_03 (01:04:05):
Okay, so let's clear that up.
And we stayed in a VRBO an hourand a half from where we're
hunting.
That was Voltap.
It wasn't an hour and a half, itwas 45 miles.
It was an hour and a half, itwas 45 miles.
So the the last the last place Ihunted was an hour and a half.
But the deal was I mentionedthat because the thing was I was
it's my fault.

(01:04:26):
I'll take full responsibility,and I probably won't do it ever
again.
I don't mind hanging out withthe ladies.
No, it wasn't it wasn't aboutthe ladies we were hunting area,
it was and it it didn't work outthe way I wanted to.
The idea was that um we want tosee our two adult children,
their kids, yeah, and uh f f uhNagzill wanted to see him as

(01:04:48):
well.
And I was like, well, just comeup and we'll see them.
You stay here and we'll gohunting, you go hang out with
them, and whatever.
You saw Sally at the bar thatone night, and then she stopped
by the house for an hour.
Not much.
I saw it.
No, I saw it three times.
Oh, did you?
So anyway, it didn't really workout the way I was thinking.
And hey, lesson learned.
We'll stay out by the hunting.

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And I tried to get everybodyhappy to make it all work, but
eh, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 (01:05:14):
No, I learned it.
I didn't mind most of it.
You have better, you have somedecent restaurants there for
food.
Well, it sucks.

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:21):
We didn't quite make it.

SPEAKER_04 (01:05:23):
We didn't quite make it to the one restaurant, right?

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:28):
Right.
So one day I'm gonna get thestory.
So we went hunting one day andwe stopped in this town to have
a little lunch.
Gotta have lunch, right?
We're hungry.
We went all day.
We were up.
That was actually pretty good.
We were up at like I had chickenfried stick.
We had we all had chicken friedpotatoes.
I had a half-order of chickenfries.
I had a full one.
And at bar it was in is itLyrimore?

SPEAKER_04 (01:05:51):
I didn't know.

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:51):
I think it was Lyrimore.

SPEAKER_04 (01:05:53):
Something like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:54):
At the old bar grill in Lyrimore in uh small town.
Good people.
Lady was nice.
Sarah, I think was her name.
It was Sarah.
She was great, great waitress orbartender.

SPEAKER_04 (01:06:04):
Yep, she was different.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:06):
I liked her.

SPEAKER_04 (01:06:08):
She was she had some weird stories, and she was yeah,
she was she was I think yeah,she lived in that town for too
long.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:13):
Yeah.
So, anyways, we're sitting thereand we had a little lunch.
They had chicken fried steak.
That was good.
We decided to have somebrandies, of course.
All right.
What at lunch?
Yep.
Just maybe one or two, and thenwe're gonna get going.

SPEAKER_04 (01:06:25):
And then we're gonna go shoot some shit.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:26):
We're gonna go shoot or scope.

SPEAKER_04 (01:06:28):
Don't do that, people.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:29):
Well, just one or two, just kind of wet the
whistle, you know.

SPEAKER_04 (01:06:32):
That's what the plan was.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:33):
Right.
Well, somehow the cap to thebottle of the brandy
disappeared, and it was longpours.

SPEAKER_04 (01:06:42):
Old Sarah did uh Sarah did some long pours.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:45):
Oh my god, there's some long pores.
And so we there were some ledthe four, led the five.
We played, we started playing uhsix five four.
No, yeah.
Yeah, and then you know I forgetabout that.
Yeah, I know.
We brought the dogs in.
We brought the dogs in?
Yeah, we brought the dogs in.
And it brought a Bluetoothspeaker.

(01:07:05):
Yeah, we brought a speaker in.
Both of them were iconated.
We got tired of paying for thecheap box.
Both of them got excited afterabout 20 minutes.
And it didn't like slowly, likeit wasn't like slowly like, hey,
you guys should do this.
It was 34 minutes.
It's like, all right, dogs gottaget out now, and the music gotta
shut up because this it was likea hard shut off, which was fine.

SPEAKER_04 (01:07:27):
I think did she get a phone call?

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:28):
I wonder if she might have it.
I think so.

SPEAKER_04 (01:07:30):
I think they had the ring camera.
Oh, they had cameras in there.
And she I think she kind of shuther down pretty well because the
dogs were misbehaving.

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:38):
No, they're just wandering.

SPEAKER_04 (01:07:39):
Yeah, well, a little bit, not bad, but that was fine.

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:41):
Not like in the kitchen area, they were just in
the in the bar area.
So, at any rate, so a picturewe're in a small town bar, we're
all in our hunting gear.
She told us to bring the dogsin, by the way.
She did, yeah.
And we asked her if she knew ofanybody that in the area that
had ducks or geese on theirproperty.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And she's like, Oh, yeah.

(01:08:02):
You gotta ask, right?
I'm kind of gonna take theshortcut of the story because it
could last forever.
But basically, she said, Yeah,go to we'll just say John
Smith's health alt here, I'llgive you his address and tell
him I sent you.
Yeah, thank you.
That's awesome.
So, time to get going.
Me, Q, and Darrell are gonnatake a different way back to the

(01:08:23):
grandfather.
No, no, you, Q and Darrellstayed at the bar.
No, I can't I went out, I left,and I came back in.
You guys are still sittingthere.
You guys moved from the bar.
That means you're still there.
I just but I had a roadie and Ihad a driver.
No, we had roadie and a driver,and we were gonna leave, and we
left right after you, and wewere gonna scout the other
direction because we knew whatdirection you were going.

(01:08:45):
We're like, we'll scout it backto Grand Forks.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's what happened.
We ended up scouting back toGrand Forks and uh Eddie.
Sorry, Eddie and the kids wentthe other direction to farm,
we'll just say Farmer Joe's isnot his name, but he went to the
uh place that Sarah referred usto.
Awesome, thank you.
And she even warned us hey,whoever goes out there, he this

(01:09:07):
guy likes to chat.
I didn't hear that part.
Well, she did.
She told me to hear that part.
Well, she told me that.
Okay, he goes, he likes to chat,and I'm like, I better not go
because the sneezes out.
Well, because you're allergic tothe story.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:20):
No, but yeah, so I I went out there with the kids.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You went out there, super niceguy.
Oh, yeah, I heard that.
I haven't met him, but it's notlike a real green.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:29):
No, Brady, he's got some old cars and he likes to
show them off.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:33):
Right.
Oh, yeah, that's what I heard.
And then she said somethingabout cars.
She likes he likes cars.
Oh, yeah.
He just we went to all the bars,we went to all the garages and
barns, and they're like, I'mtired of eating like order pizza
or crap food at a whatever.
So I'm like, hey, I'm gonna makea reservation at the fancy
steakhouse in Grand Forks.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:52):
I'm always for that.
I love I love it.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:54):
I think so.
I let me call them.
So I call and they're like, lastreservation's at 9 30.
Can you guys get your 9-30?
I'm like, that is a perfect timebecause that gives us enough
time to get back to our Airbnb,maybe shower if you want, and
have a week one or two.
Yep, and we can either drivethere or or uh uh uh uh order an
Uber and we'll be there inplenty of time.

(01:10:15):
Like ETA and Grand Forks at ourAirbnb was gonna be like
6:30-ish, I'm thinking.
Right around 6 30.
So it gave us a good three hoursand make it to the restaurant,
which was about I don't know,four minutes away from our
Airbnb.
Yeah, probably.
So I'm like, yeah, that's great.
So we're scouting and and uh youweren't scouting, you were just

(01:10:38):
driving.
Oh no, we were we were driving.
No, yeah, you drove down thehighway.
No, we didn't.
We went down the southway.
We're going all the way.
We go we when you called, wejust got on the highway.
So Eddie.
I don't know.
I wasn't with you.
Why don't you know if youcalled?
Yeah, I did.
Oh, Eddie calls us, he's like,Hey, what are you guys doing?

(01:11:00):
We're like, Well, we just gotdone.
We're on our way back, we gotback to the thing.
Oh, yeah, well, we're stuck.

SPEAKER_04 (01:11:06):
Yeah, we got stuck.

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:08):
So mind you, it was raining out, and there's a lot
of clay up there and a lot ofweird ground dirt, not just like
it's like clay.
It didn't rain that day, itrained the day before.
Yeah, it was wet.
It was wet, so he got stuck.
So we're like, Well, maybe itdid rain that day.
Yeah, I think it is, yeah, yeah,yeah.
It was foggy as hell.
Oh, yeah, it was foggy.
Yeah, so Eddie gets stuck.
We're like, okay, what do youwant us to do?

(01:11:30):
Well, come get us.

SPEAKER_04 (01:11:32):
Can't gonna pull me out, right?

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:33):
I mean, and I'm like, oh my gosh, wait, we he
sends us the pin, and we're 46or 47 miles away.
I'm like, you gotta be shittingme.
How the hell are we that farapart already?
We just signed up.

SPEAKER_04 (01:11:47):
Because I spent an hour trying to lock up some land
to go hunt.
Walking through John Smith's 10garages and looking at all those
cars.

SPEAKER_03 (01:11:58):
God damn it.
So we we have to turn around.
We were debating, actually.
What a dick.
We were actually debating forlike maybe save your life.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:06):
I came out and saved your life one time.
Well, hunting.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:09):
When?

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:10):
In this in the blizzard.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:12):
Not me.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:13):
Yeah.
How about you and Q were in ablizzard?
Not me.
Walking around after the inNebraska.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:19):
Oh, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:20):
And you didn't even call.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:21):
I just went out there looking for you.
Okay, but you sons of bitcheswere thinking debating not come
pick me up.
It was about five seconds.
What a dick.
It was five seconds.
I literally saved your life thatday.
You were bored at the hotel.
Don't pass up.
I was I was nervous for you,dumbass.
We we said, well, first of all,you're like you were in the
heated truck.
Second of all, we were fiveseconds and we're like, and we

(01:12:43):
looked at you.
We gotta go back.
We didn't want to.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:47):
But anyway, we're we'll get into that one later.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:49):
We we we didn't we were we were more we weren't mad
at you or disappointed.
Yeah, we were that got stuck?
Yeah, because why did you getstuck?
I was checking out the problem.
And now we find out, and nowlater, listeners, we find out
later that he shouldn't have gotstuck because he went too far
where he shouldn't have gone,and his own kids were saying,
Don't go there.

(01:13:11):
I wasn't driving.
Well, you in church they saidthat it was your fault that they
went where they went.
Why are you smiling?
Why are you smiling?
Yeah, yeah, no.
You you your it's your fault.
That doesn't make any sense.
So, and that's why I think thatfive seconds was because I was
trying to picture why would heget stuck if we know it's wet
out there, why would he risk it?

(01:13:32):
Anyways, we turn around.

SPEAKER_04 (01:13:34):
Yes, you did.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:35):
Uh and it was like five.
So I'm like, I go, by the timewe get there, we can I said we
could get a tow truck there.

SPEAKER_04 (01:13:41):
I called tow trucks.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:42):
You did, and I was thinking that I go, we're 47
miles away.
Why don't we just hire a towtruck to go home?
Hey, Dad.
So tow truck driver gets there.
Kevin is the name.
Well, Kim and Kevin.
Kevin gets there and he says,What did he say?

SPEAKER_04 (01:13:56):
The guy from Grand Fork is like, Yeah, that's too
yeah, you're better off callingsomebody over there in uh
Devil's Lake.

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:02):
Yeah, what'd Kevin say to you?

SPEAKER_04 (01:14:04):
He said he'd be there.

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:05):
Yeah, and then when he got there, what'd he say?

SPEAKER_04 (01:14:07):
He said, I can't get you out.
Yeah, I can't get to you.

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:11):
So we're still on our way.

SPEAKER_04 (01:14:13):
You could have gotten to me.

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:14):
We're getting all these.

SPEAKER_04 (01:14:15):
You drove close to me.

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:16):
So here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
So we're getting closer andcloser and closer.
As we're getting closer toEddie's truck, I'm calling his
son, Chipper.
Chipper answers the phone.
I go, where's your dad?
And all I hear is giggling everysingle time.
I go, Chipper, we have a stakereservation at 9-3.

(01:14:39):
Where's your dad?
And then I hear him giggling,going, he stole a tractor and
he's lost.
And giggling.
And I'm like, what do you meanhe stole a tractor and he's
lost?
I didn't steal a tractor.
Well, you did.
I borrowed a tractor.
You stole a tractor, which isawesome.
I never I never took the tractorout of people off the property.

(01:14:59):
The tractor stayed on theproperty.
You stole a tractor, which Iwould have too.
But the tractor had no lights,so so Eddie's went hot wire.
You can't see it.
He found a tractor in the woodsand he got it started and they
had no light.
So he took it.
You know how you guys have yourthink about your cell phone with
the little flashlight.

(01:15:19):
How well would that work if youhad it out the window of a
tractor when it's fucking dark?

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:24):
You can't you can't see 5v in front of you.

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:26):
So so we got that going on, but that's what that's
one thing.
And I'm thinking, GPS guy, howdo you not have it marked to
where you were on GPS on yourphone?

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:37):
I do, but I can't watch my phone and use the light
at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:42):
It was hard to and every time I call Chipper, every
time I call him 75 times andhe's giggling more, laughing
harder and harder.
I'm like, this ain't I'mstarting to like this ain't
funny.

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:53):
So I I yeah, so we we made it.

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:54):
He's like, my dad's lost, he's like two miles away.
I go, how is he two miles away?
Because he can't see.
I go, have you thought aboutgoing out there and try to help
him?
Well, we're stuck.
I go, no, I mean walk.

SPEAKER_04 (01:16:05):
We we we we're coming in there, and the kids
are like, remember that tractorwe saw when we came in?
Like, oh yeah.
So I'm like, well, jumped out,started walking over some
tractor, walk like a mile to atractor.

SPEAKER_03 (01:16:18):
Well, that's what I took, but then I'm like, then I
then I had second thoughts, andQ was like, wait a sec.
Because I was like, Chipper, whydon't you go walk and find?
And I'm like, no, just stay inthe truck.
Yeah, because then we have amissing kid.
You could not see 10 feet away.
Well, that's this is only halfthe story, you listeners.
So so that's going on, but we'reme and Q and Darrell are heading

(01:16:42):
back that way to try to help me.
Try to help me, yeah.
And I'm driving around, I'mdriving around like a main I'm
starving.

SPEAKER_04 (01:16:49):
I'm one field over driving in circles because I
can't figure out how to get overto the other side.
Yeah, because there's a treeline.
And I thought the tree line thatI was driving on was the same,
was the opposite tree line ofwhere I was at.

SPEAKER_03 (01:17:02):
So I was one field over driving around in circles,
trying to figure out where thehell I was at.
So weird.
And I'm and I'm out of hammerbecause of the of the lawn pores
at the bar.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:14):
But I don't those things are those things are
strong.

SPEAKER_03 (01:17:16):
I don't know if Q was really doing so well on our
dry back.
On her drive back.
And I'm trying to navigate, andI'm talking to your son.
There's no way he's giggling thewhole time.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:29):
There's no way you guys are doing good because
those are those were some stiffdrinks.

SPEAKER_03 (01:17:33):
Well, I was doing fine because I wasn't driving.
I was navigating.
Yeah, okay.
But I was getting a littlefrustrated because I was like,
all I pictured was us going tothis nice restaurant, eating a
nice steak, getting done, havinga cigar.
That sounded delicious.
And I was like, I said, I mighteven have an E and J.
I might have a uh uh uh what'sthose whiskey things with the
big cubes?

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:53):
Old fashioned?

SPEAKER_03 (01:17:55):
I was like, I might have an old-fashioned place.
I know.
I was like, this is gonna begreat.
I'm gonna get mashed potatoes,we're gonna be nice, relaxed, no
rush.
I'm gonna come right now, andI'm like, and and then Chipper's
just giggling every time I callhim.
Oh, I don't know where he's at,he's lost, we can't find him.
And I'm like, okay, this ain'tfunny.

(01:18:17):
First of all, then I startedgetting worried about what
happened to you.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:19):
And I'm like, well, they had this they had my
spotlight, my duck spotlight,which is bright.
Maybe you can see across thelake.

SPEAKER_03 (01:18:24):
Well, that's what I said.
I go, Do you have a light?
And I said, Turn it on so youcan see it.
You couldn't see it.
Oh, and there's like and he'slaughing about it.
Yeah, you can't see it.
They had it on when I got close.
Well, then I'm like, but I gotwhen I got they had it on the
whole time, and when I gotclose, I could see it.
But I'm like, there's no way Iwould have seen this from over
there.
Well, did you have your phone onyou?

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:41):
I finally just I finally just went to GPS.
I I I turned around.

SPEAKER_03 (01:18:44):
I was starting to get a little confirmed.
I'm like, well, I quit using thewhat if we got stuck with the
tractor they stole.
I know that's what I was worriedabout.
I I finally I finally quit usingthe the the light, it just went
full GPS.
I mean, I was uh driving blind,right?
Well, and so listeners, here'shere's the deal.
So that's this part of thestory.
So the good old good old JohnDeere, actually.

(01:19:05):
So sorry, farmer, but the JohnDeere saved the day, actually.
Good thing it had fuel in it.
And so Q and I Q and I aredriving, and we're going off,
we're going off GPS.
Yeah.
And so these roads are like um,it's not like you're going on
the freeway to get there.
This is all farm country, right?
So you're taking back and andnot quite minimum maintenance

(01:19:28):
roads, but pretty close tominimum maintenance roads.
That wasn't even that bad of aroad.
No, I know.
On a normal day, that's probablyso wet and greasy.
So we're driving down this road,we're four miles away from them.
And next thing you know, this uhwe get in a section where it's
like all like clay and wet andmuddy, and we go right into the

(01:19:50):
ditch.
And we're going literally likewe're going like probably
between three and six miles anhour, and the steering wheel is
cranked as far right as you cango, and we just go left into the
damn ditch, and now we're stuck.
Now we're stuck.
So I'm like, well, that's great.
And I'm looking, and all I'mdoing is looking at the clock,

(01:20:11):
going, okay, it's seven now.
You're just thinking about lunchor dinner.
Yeah, I'm like, okay, we'reokay.

SPEAKER_04 (01:20:17):
First of all, that's like that's like come on, we're
all stuck here, and you'reworried about dinner.

SPEAKER_03 (01:20:22):
I wanted to be a special night for all of us,
guys.
A special night.
Yeah, I'm like, okay, it's sevenright now.
We'll get out here in a half anhour.
We'll just get back.
You were so pissed.
We'll get back by eight.
We'll have one week, one shower,and we'll still get there by 9
30.
Right.
Okay.
We got plenty of time.
We're okay.
Yeah.
So Q is talking to uh the uh towtruck drive that's gonna get it.

(01:20:46):
Well, yeah, well, he called him.
He was like, I gotta I gave Igave toe truck driver because he
said I can't get you out.
I can't get you.
Yeah, so he calls him.
I'm like, listen, I have somebuddies that are down the road
and they're stuck.
So here's the number, give him acall.
And he did.
He called.
Yeah.
And he's like, Did you get youget Eddie out?

(01:21:07):
He's like, I can't go downthere.
And he's like, Okay, well, yougotta come here.
Well, back up.
And then before that, no, no,no, no, no, don't worry about
it.
Yeah, Darrow says, No, no, I gotsome friends that are farmers
and they got tractors right downthe road.
So he calls them up, they comedown in their pickup trucks,
they get to the end of the rowand they're like, they call him
back, like, yeah, we ain't goingdown there.

(01:21:28):
Now you want the tractor.
Well, he goes, Well, what aboutthe tractors?
He goes, Too dangerous, toofoggy, and because they have to
go on the main road to get overthere.
Too dangerous because someone'sgonna hit their tractor at 60
miles an hour, and we'd have todo it in the morning.
Right.
Okay, thank you.
We'll move on.
So then we call, we already toldthe guy, forget it.
The tow truck.

(01:21:49):
So Kevin, he's on his way backto Devil's Lake.
So we call him back and we'relike, hey, you gotta turn
around.
Farmer guys are not coming downhere.
We we gotta come down.
They they said it's too bad.
He's like, All right, sons ofbitches, I'll come down there.
So he comes down.
And we're waiting.
And he can't see you have todrive, you have to drive the tow
truck.

(01:22:10):
I didn't drive the tow truck.
And we're waiting and waitingand waiting and waiting and
waiting.

SPEAKER_04 (01:22:17):
Well, I'm just driving around some random
fields in a stolen track.

SPEAKER_03 (01:22:21):
I keep looking at the clock.

SPEAKER_04 (01:22:22):
In a borrowed track.

SPEAKER_03 (01:22:23):
I keep looking at the clock going, okay, 7:30.
Now it's 745.
If we get back by 8.15, we stillgot an hour and 15 minutes to
make it to our our uh tea time.
Not tea time, uh, our ourreservation.
We're fine.
We're all good.
We're all good.
Well, then I'm like, dude, it'sbeen a long time.
Where's this guy at?
He's not answering his phone.

(01:22:44):
So me and Oh, he wasn'tanswering?
You can't call him me and Qstart walking.
I go, maybe we should walk downto that house.
That's where the main road was.
Yeah, and we hear dogs barking.

SPEAKER_04 (01:22:54):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:22:54):
I'm like, oh, there's people down there.
Well, that's when Daryl'sbuddies called me, like, we're
stuck.
No, they guess our too.
Yeah, but at the entrance.
But then they got out.
They're all fine.
They're like, we can't comedown.
Well, then tow truck guy.

SPEAKER_04 (01:23:08):
I didn't know that.
I didn't hear that one.

SPEAKER_03 (01:23:09):
Tow truck guy comes down.
Finally, we're like, he's like,where are you guys at?
We're like flashing my 8,000 BTUlight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he comes down there.
He comes down to get us out.
He doesn't make it to us.
He's like what 200 feet from us.
He gets stuck.
Yes, like before he got to you?
Yeah, because he was gonna turnin and back up.

(01:23:30):
Did he come in from the way frombehind you?
Yes.
Same way you went in.
Yeah.
Okay.
He got stuck.
And we're like, oh my god.
And and so then keep in mindthis is all like clay.
Yeah.
And we have boots on and stuff.
So Q's driver's side door cannotopen because we're up against
like these uh like weeds, orlike we think of like uh uh it

(01:23:51):
didn't damage the truck though.
No, no, yeah, no, but I had hegoes, You get in a driver's seat
when they we hook it up.
Well, I gotta slide over, he'sgot bucket seats, yeah, nice
truck, and my feet go over it.
All the mud goes all across thedashboard, the steering wheel,
the radio, everything because Ican't because you can't open the
door.
I'm like, oh my god, this is ashit show.

(01:24:13):
And so he's like, put it inneutral.
Well, they hooked up the oldcable, started winching us off,
and it wouldn't not come out.
It just kept going further,further.
I mean, it's pulling usbackwards, but it wouldn't get
us.
It's keeping you in the in theditch.
So we made a throne, so thenhe's like, we've that's when I
got there.
That's when I got there finally.
Yeah, long story short, hefinally gets us out, and I get

(01:24:36):
backed up.
And you know the wheels are justcaked with this mud, right?
This thick, like clay.
There's no traction.
So we get back.
Now we gotta get uh tow truckheld.
That's when I got there.
So I I hadn't got my snowball.
You finally now you shove it up.
And I'm looking at the clock andnow it's like nine 9 45.

(01:24:57):
I'm like, well, we ain't eatingsteak anymore.

SPEAKER_04 (01:24:59):
I finally found my my my truck and my kids.
I finally find them.
I had it, I had a jerk strap inthere, like those straps
straight, you know, strapswhatever do it.
And I had two of them.
So I hooked up both of them toit, so I'm not so those little
tractors not too close to thetruck.
And then I hooked them both upand like, alright, I'm gonna

(01:25:23):
start pulling.
Snap.
One of them snaps.
Oh broke, one of them dead.
I'm like, well, I guess I'mgonna get closer.
And so I backed up more and Ipulled that one strap out, and
then we hooked up a ratchetstrap.
I had a heavy ratchet strap too.
So I hooked a ratchet, a heavyratchet strap and my other troll
strap at the close range.

(01:25:43):
And I ended up popping it outand jerking it, and then got it
pulled out, and I just pulledthem all, I kept going, going,
going, going, going until theyfinally like got it.
But I was uh I was the next daywhen we were back out there, we
looked at that, I was diggingholes.

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:02):
Yeah, you almost got the tractor stuck on.

SPEAKER_04 (01:26:03):
I would have got that damn tractor stuck on all.

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:05):
Yeah, that would have been crazy.

SPEAKER_04 (01:26:05):
I would have been horrible.
There's nothing I could havedone.

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:08):
No, we would have gone picked you up and waited
until the morning.

SPEAKER_04 (01:26:11):
So I finally get myself out.
I pull the truck out, and hedrive my kid drives it all the
way back off to the road.
I take the tractor back, park itexactly where I fucking found
it.

SPEAKER_02 (01:26:21):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:26:22):
Exactly where I found it.
Once you probably have to take agas.

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:30):
I thought this thing had gas.
It's all full of mud.
The tires are the tires, thetires are just kegged with it.
Kind of like when we stole thatbus that time.
The tires are just caked withmud.
We should have taken that busand jumped.
I was so close when we stolethat bus that we should have
gone to the bar.
And then we should have taken itall in your field and like got

(01:26:50):
it stuck.
No, we should have put gloves onso we had no DNA.
Why would they leave the keys init?
Why would you leave the keys init?
I think we should have donemore.
I wish we would have.

SPEAKER_04 (01:27:02):
I thought we would we just hopped in and drove like
three blocks, four blocks, andparked it again.

SPEAKER_03 (01:27:07):
I wish it had the lights.
That was another Brady night.
We should have done it.
You know why it didn't go worsebecause they didn't have the
flashing lights and they have astop sign.
If we would have flashinglights, stop sign, we would have
gone downtown your town and wentto ding ding ding ding and said
people had to stop and let likea kid crossed.

(01:27:29):
That was what so this was thatthat was when I first built my
house.
That was awesome.

SPEAKER_04 (01:27:33):
And this this other house building guys, the Smit
guys, the the foundation guys,they used a bus to haul other
shit around.

SPEAKER_03 (01:27:40):
They parked in front of my house.
So I was like, what the fuck isthis thing doing in my hand?
Yeah, we got we got that shitout of it.
So now we hopped in it and startcruising around the
neighborhood.
I wish we would have done a redobecause now I wish we would have
gone further.
We should have took it andjumped that on.
Oh, it's a fun shit.
We didn't, but anyways, sogetting back to the story.

(01:28:02):
So Eddie gets down, he gets outhe gets back to us, and it's a
shit show down there.
Now we got like your truck.

SPEAKER_04 (01:28:12):
I hooked up my truck to your truck so that the Q's
truck, and then we hooked thatway you keep the back end from
sliding back in.

SPEAKER_03 (01:28:20):
We had a lot of shit going on.
We finally, finally goteverything out, and then we're
all good.
And then Daryl, so we're facingstill facing the wrong way.
We have to turn around.
So Daryl drives down.
I'm watching him.
I'm watching him, and he's goinglike one mile an hour, and he
totally slides the other way.
I'm like, he's gonna get stuckagain.
But then he got out and turnedaround and got up, and we got

(01:28:41):
out of there.
Well, that's fine over there.
I walked that whole area beforethe turnaround back.
You know, we didn't get back toafter almost, I think it was 12
40.

SPEAKER_04 (01:28:50):
I I gotta be honest with you.
Your your pizza's right there,D.

SPEAKER_03 (01:28:53):
Oh, it's great the first night.
It's not that great.
It was so good the first night.
It's not that good.
Second night was terrible.
It's too much.
It's first night was good.
I think you drank it every timeyou every time you had that
something you were eating itevery day.
You were you were you were like3.0.
The second night, what it didwas it was like it went in my
stomach and it like expanded.
It did that to me the first day.

(01:29:15):
It did to me.
I liked it the first day.
Oh goodness.
I don't like it as much as Ithought it was the greatest
pizza ever.
And now I'm starting toremember, like, oh, you're
right.
We were always playing two ofthem when we ordered it, but it
is good flavor.
Yeah, it's not bad, it's notbad.
But you can't have it two nightsin a row.
No, you can have once every sixmonths.
But I could not do thatsomebody.
End of the story is we finallygot back to Airbnb at about 12

(01:29:39):
45 when we were supposed to beback.
We would have been back at like6 30.
It was an extra six hours, andwe missed our steak dinner.

SPEAKER_04 (01:29:47):
And we borrowed a tractor, and all the kids can we
get a tow truck.

SPEAKER_03 (01:29:50):
And all the kids thought it was funny, they're
all giggling and stuff.
You know what?
End of the day, at the end ofthe day, they're gonna have
lifetime.
You know, we went hunting,they're gonna remember that for
the rest.
I get.

SPEAKER_04 (01:30:00):
Guarantee that they will never forget that trip.
They'll remember.

SPEAKER_03 (01:30:02):
I won't.
They'll remember.
It was a shit show.

SPEAKER_04 (01:30:05):
They will never forget that trip.

SPEAKER_03 (01:30:06):
It was a shit show, but it was funny as hell.
And I don't even know.
It wasn't funny the night up.
Well, no, actually, it wasn'tthat bad.
I actually kind of did laugh.
There was times where it wasfunny.
There was times where it wasfunny.
And then it was times that itwasn't so funny.
Because I just wanted to go havea nice.
I was driving around.
Oh, I don't.
I love good steak.

(01:30:27):
It was fun.
But it's funny now.

SPEAKER_04 (01:30:29):
I want to get steak right now, though.

SPEAKER_03 (01:30:31):
We should go.
Should we go steal some?
From where?
Freezer.
I don't think I have any here.
You have some?
I have some pork chops, butthey're frozen.

unknown (01:30:43):
Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:30:44):
I'm not even hungry.
I just went.
So, anyways, that was ourhunting.
That was our hunting trip.
It was a shit show.

SPEAKER_04 (01:30:51):
It was a shit show.
It was funny.
We got some birds.

SPEAKER_03 (01:30:54):
Yeah.
It was fun.

SPEAKER_04 (01:30:55):
You didn't even go out the last night.
I went out with the kids.

SPEAKER_03 (01:30:57):
I didn't go out.
Well, yeah.
You got five four more, fivemore birds for a tour.
Six hours.
Yeah, but the kids had fun.
No, I know that.
I was I had fun too.
I'm going back out there uhprobably maybe next weekend.
Maybe not.
I don't know about that place.

(01:31:18):
I don't know about that area.
No, I'm gonna go to I've neverI've never done good in that
area yet.
Can you talk to the lady thatowned?
You know the lady that owns athe uh uh uh uh a tow truck
company?
Yeah, their place is on Devil'sLake, yeah, yeah.
And he called her and hintedlike, hey, I said, Text her back
and say, Can you stay at yourplace and maybe hunt there and
we'll bring boats and stuff?

(01:31:38):
Oh, really?
He did, she's like, Oh, I'll hegoes, Yeah, what do you think
about that?
Oh, what did he say?
He goes, Hey, we're thinkingabout coming back out there.
You got a place to stay, we'llcome see her, we'll bring you
some beer.
Sounds good.
No way, she said, sounds good,and he's like, Well, that didn't
work so well.
That sounds good, sounds good.

(01:31:59):
What I don't know, because Isaid their place is right on the
southeast side of Devils,closest to Michigan and uh
whatever.

SPEAKER_04 (01:32:10):
Did you gotta get reimbursed for your towing?

SPEAKER_03 (01:32:13):
Yeah, Chris payment and I sent him a check.

SPEAKER_04 (01:32:15):
Oh nice.
Good old, good old toy, good olduh, what is that?
Roadside assistance?
Yeah.
I've used it a couple timesthough.
Yeah, you're gonna love thatshit.

SPEAKER_03 (01:32:29):
All right.
We're gonna wrap it up.
We're an hour and a half intoit.
Holy crap, it's already 1.32?
Yeah.
I mean it's i i oh it's only1145.

SPEAKER_04 (01:32:38):
The time is 11 45.
But I need a new drink, anyways.
Oh, yeah.
We should probably make a newcocktail.

SPEAKER_03 (01:32:42):
I have a lot of things I was gonna talk about,
like the eye doctor, and can yousound blurry?

SPEAKER_04 (01:32:48):
You can sound blurry.

SPEAKER_03 (01:32:50):
Minnesota Sports Suck.
We already talked about it.

SPEAKER_04 (01:32:52):
Yeah, we have we went all through that challenge.

SPEAKER_03 (01:32:55):
I want to talk about that later.
We got the shit show, love,pray, prey night.

SPEAKER_04 (01:33:02):
We did that actually.

SPEAKER_03 (01:33:03):
Oh, the scandal that just came out today on the news,
the uh NBA stuff.

SPEAKER_04 (01:33:08):
Oh, yeah, that's a whole nother we'll bring that.
We'll bring that up.
Yeah, that's a whole notherthing.
That's gonna that's gonna getbetter.
I hear it's gonna get better.

SPEAKER_03 (01:33:14):
Went through a stop sign on the way.
I think me and Q were likedozing off on the way back on
those back roads.
Yeah, and I think we ran afour-way, a 60 miles.
That's probably a good idea.
And there was a semi coming.
That's probably a good idea.
He said there was no stop signthere.
We jumped like we jumped.

SPEAKER_04 (01:33:34):
Well, at least in your truck this time, not my
truck.

SPEAKER_03 (01:33:37):
Wasn't my truck.
Oh, you were in his truck.
It was right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was dozing off, and he goes,Shit! Oh my god! And I'm like,
Did you scroll through afour-way?
He was like, Yeah, there's Idon't think there was a stop
sign.
I go, you don't think?
I said, I looked at red, therewas a semi coming.
I go, this is what's on thenews.
These back rows in the middle ofthe country, when you go, that's

(01:33:58):
what helped people die.
He goes, No, we had to open,they had the stop sign.
So we're gonna go with that.
He did not.
All right, but anyways, you knowwhat?
This was a great time.
I feel like we reminisced theboat.

SPEAKER_04 (01:34:12):
Yeah, that's what I think about the show.

SPEAKER_03 (01:34:15):
That song was being played.
That song played a lot duringthe trip.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a great song, though.
It is a good one.
Not to exist.
This is a great song.
The old caster.
Oh, we should have him back on.
Yeah.

(01:34:35):
We yeah, well, we'll I'll plantsomething.
Let's get it going.
Can you play this game one moretime?
Yes.
We might need to watch thatvideo again.

SPEAKER_04 (01:34:48):
You guys have gotta check out this video.
Jam on it, baby.
Jam on it.
Jam on it.
That's the way it's the bestpart of the whole movie.

SPEAKER_03 (01:34:56):
Is that Bill Jensen?
I hope not, because she's well,maybe.
Oh, anyways.
Alright, guys, we'll check itout.
We're gonna shut it down, youguys.
Thanks for listening, and thanksfor the uh uh well, you know
what I mean.

SPEAKER_04 (01:35:12):
And don't forget to get your merch, dude.
You get your merch at brains andbs.com.
Brainy's and bs.com.
Go check out the merch and uhyou gotta support it, man.
It's it's it's tell you what, ifyou go to the local bars, then
you'll you'll get recognized.
Wear your brain's and BS shitthere.
All right, we'll see you guysnext time.

SPEAKER_03 (01:35:34):
All right, see ya, you know.

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