When Your Future Fiancé Clams Up on Live Radio

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hey guys, another episode of Brains and BS.
Welcome back.
It's been a little bit.
Well, it hasn't been thatlittle bit.
We just put an episode on theline, like two weeks ago we did.
We got like four still on theline.
No, we have one, we have one.
One.
Yeah, hugh Cabin the drunk one.
Oh, that was a good one, yeah,yeah.
But like we've always said,we're busy, it happens.

(00:37):
And you know what, ourviewership is always up and we
ran into people that like hey,what are you doing?
Let's put another episode out.
I know right, and we agree, wewant to put them out all the
time but there's something thatgets in the way it's called work
.
That happens.
Our A job gets in the waysometimes of our B job.

(01:00):
But I was listening to the onethat hasn't been on the air yet,
keith Gavin.
Yeah, and I was listening tothe one that hasn't been on the
air yet and it's going to go outthere.
And did you remember that theyhad at our studio A and B, you
don't remember anything fromthat.
But did you remember that theywere doing you?
Might remember if you listenedto it, but you don't remember
anything from the night itself.
Yeah, those guys.
They took over Studio A and weshould have been in Studio A and

(01:22):
then we were in Studio B andthey were doing prophylactic
commercials.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Remember they were doing prophylactic I don't
remember, you don't rememberthat no.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't remember that .

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, because you were talking about prophylactics
in your face.
I was not yes, you were Waituntil it comes out.
You guys, I know we're alreadyahead of the game, but we're
going to put that one out, andthen this one out, and then you
guys can go back, this mightcome out before the other one,
though it might, but then you'vegot to go back.
Actually, that might be a goodidea, All right.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
We'll tease the next episode.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
We didn't know if it was Trojans or the other company
that were in Studio A.
You never explained how theygot to Studio A over us and I
was like what the hell, why arewe not in Studio A?
That was a long day, that was alot of alcohol.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
There was a lot of alcohol we could see them Did we
.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
And you were talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
You said you listened to it.
Yeah, do you understand whatyou're saying?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, you said that they had prophylaxis in your
face when they offered or askedif we could get Studio A and we
were like, well, we're in StudioA and we ended up taking Studio
B, and then they were in StudioA and then they did the
commercial and we didn't get nokickback.
I remember it.
You can go back and listen.

(02:37):
I'll go back and listen to it.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I have to now.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It was so funny.
It was so funny because I wasactually pissed too.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, you were over-served, weren't you?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well, no, they had a camera crew there.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
They had a camera crew.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, not with us, not with us For them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was BS.
Okay, okay, no, I wasn'tover-served.
No, yeah, you were.
Oh, anyways, anyways, welcomeback.
Yeah, yeah, crazy BS.
We got J-Lo 2 back on the house.
He's never been on the air.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
No he hasn't.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I have been on the air, but thank you and Daryl.
Hey guys, Daryl's back.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Was.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
J-Lo 3 or 4 on here when we did the spring break one
.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I believe he was.
No, I actually wasn't.
You weren't on that one, really.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Really no.
I remember I know for sure youwere mentioned on that episode.
What was that like?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
episode number four or five.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, I was mentioned but it was not on that.
It was episode like 20.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, but I mean that was at least 20.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
But yeah, you had a lot of guys here that weekend
you weren't here, jalen, yeah,no.
You were here, j-lo?
Yeah, no, you had to have beenthere, you were talking about
the spring break trip.
Yeah, you were there.
Yeah, senior year, you werethere.
I don't think I was in it.
You had to have been, you hadto have been.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Did you listen to the episode?
I don't think he was there.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
No, I listened to it.
I don't think he was there.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It was a lot of I don't think it was.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It was a lot of.
I know, noah was in it yeahthey were there.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Well, welcome, yeah, welcome back.
Well, thank you, you've beenhere before.
I don't think it's welcome back.
I don't think it's welcome back.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Happy initiation.
Welcome back, Connor.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
And, by the way, we got a full house here in the
studio and guess what Guess?
We're going to do a game showtonight at the end of the show.
Is it the same?
Kind of game.
Before Are we playing TermPursuit?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's a new game.
Is it 22 questions or FamilyFeud?
Put it this way, or?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Family Feud.
I will give you a little teaser.
All right, nags and N Nagzillaand myself, we had to run out of
town today and we went to?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Did you go to that one or did you go to the other
one, the new one?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, I like the new one.
We went to the local grocery.
The new one's better, is itgrocery?
Yeah, you can't go to the newone.
The people there are nice.
Well, we went there.
The people there are nice.
Well, we went there and weasked them a lot of questions.
All right, so we're playingFave a Feud.
I don't know what that is.
I've never heard of that.
I don't know what you'retalking about.
And when you say that, doesthat mean families are fighting?

(05:14):
I don't know what you'retalking about.
Oh yeah, a lot of people at thegrocery store would ask him a
lot of questions.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
And we wrote it down, and you wrote them all down and
you kept saying this and yougot the top five answers right.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, okay, and you keep saying this thing about
family feud, and we weren'tfeuding with anybody, everybody
was really nice.
What is this called Brains andBS competition?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I haven't come up with a name.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I've been working on a name for a long time.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
All I know is it called we go nags and I go to
the grocery store and we ask oldpeople questions and they love
it.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
The problem is with these people.
They want to kill me.
A supermarket, a supermoney,well, whatever, we're not gonna,
we're, everybody wants to getyou know.
Rewind it to episode like 20before.
But all I know is they like totalk.
When we go in there and askthem questions, I say, hey, what
do you think the average lengthof an extension cord is?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
And it's like next thing you know, we're talking.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Right.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
That's a great answer .

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Next thing.
You know we're talking aboutthe niece.
That just got married.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Wait, wait.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
The extension cord thing is, nobody wants to spend
$150 on a cord, but you'll spend$65 on a cord and get a
50-footer.
But it quickly escalates intoAunt Margie's casserole or hot
dish, I should say because we'rein Minnesota, or their.
How do you make the besthomemade stuffing which we've
had?
On this episode before.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Stove top.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You don't like homemade stuffing.
No, it's not good.
Mom, I do love your homemadestuffing.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
She's pretty good yeah it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I actually like stove top a little better.
But okay.
What?
But nothing Anyway.
So I'm just saying, it justescalates when we ask these
people.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
It turns into like Sorry, Jay's mom.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I like your stuffing.
I think homemade is better.
I don't like celery.
Who likes celery?
And tell me, if you like celery, what do you like about it?
I don't like cooked celery.
Oh then why do you like celery?
You can't taste it much inthere, but there's celery in
gumbo.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
That's like the whole .

Speaker 1 (07:20):
God damn thing.
Is this damn celery in homemadestuff?
That's?
The only reason why I don'tlike stuffing is because of
goddamn celery.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well, you make gumbo right?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
They call it the trinity.
What are you talking about,Gumbo?
They?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
call it the holy trinity.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
You gotta put celery, you gotta put onion and you
gotta put peppers in it.
You gotta saute those and getyour roux going.
It's the holy trinity.
Do you walk on your toes withyour hands like bent crooked?
I don't know what that means.
What, all right.
That's all I'm going to say.

(07:56):
Think about it.
Picture it in your mind.
You walk on your toes with yourhands bent at like a 90-degree
angle.
That's all I'm going to say.
But anyways, there's nothingwrong with that.
If you do, I love it.
I'm just going to say this.
Gumbo is like goulash up inMinnesota, gumbo is great.

(08:19):
I'm just saying goulash andgumbo are the same thing Back up
, yeah, beep, beep, beep, backit up, beep, beep.
When you eat gumbo you're likeGod damn, that was some good
celery, no, but you don't reallyeat celery.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, that's my whole point.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's not about the celery, you jiggy jack, it's
about everything else thing.
Actually, the gumbo, the bestpart is the iduli, yes, iduli
and the sauce and the flavor,yeah, but not the celery.
But you gotta have the celery.
The only thing that celery isgood for is holding peanut
butter and raisins and analog.

(08:55):
Is that your thing?
That's the only thing.
It's not even good in BloodyMarys.
Anybody that says that theylike celery in Bloody Marys,
they're on drugs.
There's not one.
It's like saying we've had thisconversation.
Wait, wait.
What about buffalo wings?
Oh, zero, no, I like it.

(09:16):
I assume about the cheese, theblue cheese.
I grabbed this for my drink.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
See, Eddie has a point right there.
I have transitioned In my lateryears as I've gotten More
mature.
I've transitioned from RanchOver to blue cheese.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
When it comes to Blue cheese, and then you get that
Little bit of blue cheese At thebottom there.
You can't quite get a wing inthere, so you take the celery.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
The celery, you're ready to scoop it out.
There's nothing wrong With bluecheese.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
There's nothing wrong with blue cheese?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
There's nothing wrong with blue cheese, but the
celery is a tool to get it out,it is.
No, I'm sorry, but ranch willalways be on top of that blue
cheese.
I remember my younger years.
You know what?
You can't graduate.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
A straight slot screwdriver is a tool.
Do you guys realize that astraight slot screwdriver is a
tool?
And besides prying, somethingbesides prying something.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Besides prying something hey, you know what?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
it's so minor compared to a phillips
screwdriver.
That is only thing that's goodfor is prying things.
It's like why would you evermake a straight?
You know, I gotta be honestwith you I had to use a straight
slot today like four times whywould somebody yeah, you did.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Why would anybody use a?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
straight slot, I can't even say a straight slot
screw first of all.
Yeah, I do it from 19 post 1980.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay, let's go post what are we doing today?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
what are we doing today?
I don't want to talk abouttoday.
We're not there yet.
All right, I would say we hadto use a straight saw
Screwdriver To switch out blades, the tensioner Chains.
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh, that's okay.
Oh, now they're okay.
Well, oh.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I forgot about that one, yeah, that one.
Tightening a chainsaw Is alittle different.
Oh, it is Because we had.
It wasn't by itself, it was tagteamed up With a Nut.
It wasn't by itself, it was tagteamed up with a nut, like
three quarter inch or five inchnut.
We had to loosen up, so thatmakes it better.
Yeah, it's a pair.
It's kind of like when you pairlike a wine.

(11:14):
I find wine with a steak.
That was Walker on her toes witha hand.
Maybe they don't go well bythemselves, but when you pair
them together it's a good thing.
Oh, I had steak tonight.
That was pretty good.
Did you pair it with anything?
Potatoes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
There you go, there you go, daryl made potatoes
tonight.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
What'd you add?
He churched them up.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
So I did the normal.
You know, j potatoes,world-renowned, very famous,
yeah.
But what I did this time was Idecided to add a little bit of
white wine on top of it, and itjust adds that much more to it.
I don't know what it does, Idon't know the science behind it
.
It just makes it better.
It smells better, tastes better.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, the alcohol of anything, it tastes better.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
You know what I would ?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
have tried brandy.
He was trying to.
I'm just saying you get thesugar.
I'm going to get back to UnitedNorth here for a second, but
which was very good.
It was awesome.
By the way, did you enjoysomething?
I enjoyed your potatoes, andyou know what?
What the hell.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Is that what's going?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
on.
It's like the Thunder Girls.
Who is there?
Is it Lightning?
Oh, it's probably.
Oh, they're leaving.
He's going to a buck.
They probably don't know what abuck is.
Okay, anyways, so what I wasgoing to say was I got so much
to say tonight, what do you?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
got to say what?
Are you trying to?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
talk about.
Okay, so getting back to thefood that's prior, we can't get
sidetracked.
So many of you remind me ofthis.
I get sidetracked a lot.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
You get sidetracked easily.
I do like the fact that we havelicense.
I'm still thinking about thegoddamn podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
The studio with the prophylactics that you forgot
about.
I don't remember that at all.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Time out, time out, time out.
You Time out, time out, timeout.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
You forgot about prophylactics yeah, they're in
your face.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
you said how do you forget?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
about them.
I'm married.
I don't use prophylactics.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Hand me the brandy there, will you.
Oh, what type of brandy is thisagain?
And that was the next thingthat I was going to say was the
brandy?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Because, God damn it, we said it.
Actually, we called out E&Jlast time, which you haven't
heard yet, people.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
But we're going to yell out.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
They want us as their sales rep.
They can cancel.
We said that they can firetheir whole sales team, their
whole sales team, and we wouldsell more Buck and Brandy than
they would ever all day long, myGod.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
So I was down to.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Branson last weekend.
Oh, did they have E&J.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I forgot about that.
It wasn't on my notes, no, theydid not Liquor store.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I didn't go to liquor store.
Liquor store, come on, come on.
We stayed at the resort.
It was a Bass Pro shop.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Bass Pro Resort.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, that was the whole, thing, I heard all that.
So E&J not anywhere to fall ina logo bar, Not in the resort.
What the shit?
We stayed at a resort.
Do they not want to make money?
They had a lot of high-endbrandies and whiskeys.
Was there Tito's there?
I don't drink that shit, I know, but was there Probably.

(14:16):
Yeah weird, I would assumethere was, but Tito's isn't that
great.
I'm not a vodka guy.
Was Crown Royal there?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
I did have a vodka guy, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm not Okay Was Crown.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Royal there I did have a good wedding.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Mary Was Crown there.
I didn't ask, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Because Bumbley's has Crown.
The bottom line is goddamn you,sons of bitches at E&J.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
We've been promoting you for at least a year and a
half now and we got millions,well, hundreds of well, we got
thousands of listeners thatlisten and drink your shit, and
we got Grand Forks drinking yourshit and then you don't even.
No, I know, I'm just, I'm angry.
That's me, I'm acting.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
I enjoy it.
I do too.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's not I was trying to act mad so they would take
me more seriously.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't think it's going to help.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh, that's not.
It more serious I don't thinkit's going to help.
Oh, that's not 1982.
82 you'd act angry.
Okay, let me go back topre-COVID.
What happened in 82?
That you'd act angry?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I missed it.
That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I'm really offended that you did not.
I'm really offended that youdidn't have this at every single
bar because it wasn't inclusive.
They did have some goodbourbons Identity, I mean it was
all right, dj call us.
I had to drink bourbons.
It's so goddamn good.
God, listen to this, listen,you guys listen.

(15:39):
I need to get a Coca-Cola formine.
Hold on, I'm walking away fortwo seconds, god that tastes so
good.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
You guys, I'm going to go get a Coke.
It tastes so good.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
All right, I'm going on the next one.
Why did I have Coach Eddie?
Because I have a cigar.
Oh, that's right, he's smokinga cigar.
Can I have a little taste ofthe cigar man?
I want to try it a little bit.
There you go.
We're like trying to show offand why is that thing not
falling yet Okay, that's how youknow it's a good cigar.

(16:10):
That's terrible.
I don't like that at all.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
And you waste it too.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
You can't do that.
That's a.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
You know what?
It's a Minnesota company.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
That's a Frederick Douglas right there.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
I like them.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
I like them.
I like the owners of thecompany.
That's a Frederick.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Douglass Maduro.
I like the company, I like thepeople.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I like them.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
If they were here right now I'd give them a big
hug.
I do not like that cigar at all.
Oh, the Roosevelt's really good.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Are we doing brain breaks on the air now?
Sometimes, yeah, sometimes Ilike that.
I you know what it is.
Sometimes, yeah, sometimes Ilike that.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Oh, yeah, I like that you should go.
I haven't got that number twoyet.
We got to slow it down here.
So, oh, I know what I was goingto tell you.
I was trying to bang it on thetable.
We're all good.
You know what I was going totell you.
Yeah, gerald and I were at agolf tournament.
We can't figure out who it was.
I think it was in the podcast.

(17:05):
Was I going to be pissed offabout this whole thing or no, I
don't give a shit.
There was a big dude that weplayed golf with.
I don't know which tournamentor what golf audience was at.
A big dude, yeah, like biggerthan you.
Yeah, that's pretty big.
Yeah, yeah, bigger than you.
All right, and his hands weresmaller than Daryl's.

(17:28):
Yeah, smaller than Daryl's.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I know, I know.
Do we really want to bementioning that?
There's someone out here?
I could outcast someone outhere and it's not Eddie.
Not Eddie, I could outcast onthis podcast for having small
hands, but I'll just leave it atthat, is that?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
what we're going right now.
Hey, what's your sister's alias?
Not her sister's alias, butyour sister's.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Sally.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Sally's friend's alias.
Do we have an alias for her, orjust call her anything?
Well, whatever.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
I don't know she's petite.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
She's petite, yeah, she's small.
She's a small and statured.
Her hands are like the size ofmy palms, right?
So the guy that we shook handswith at the golf and, by the way
, can I throw this out here?
Yeah, throw it out there.
I'm so effing sick of Wait.
What would happen if I said no,jesus, goddamn Christ, listen
to this bullshit, you guys thisis serious stuff.

(18:22):
Everybody's gonna know what I'mtalking about.
At the golf, when you get donegolfing, why the F do people
gotta take their goddamn hatsoff to shake a hand?
What are we at Goddamn church?
We're at a goddamn golf coursedrinking beers all day.
I'm never taking my hat off andI'm never tucking my fucking
shirt on.
Pardon my language.
I'm never tucking my shirt in.

(18:43):
I am never taking my hat off toshake your hand.
We're not at church.
I don't care what the rules are.
I can shake your hand.
I have no problem shaking yourhand, but why do I got to take
my hat off?
I'm not at church.
I don't know that one.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
I'm not doing a gun?
Is that a?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
thing Apparently, because everyone does it except
for me.
I refuse to do it.
We're not doing the StarSpangled Banner.
If it was USA, yes, I'm goingto do it.
If somebody died and we'redoing a respect thing, I will do
it.
I have no problem with that.
But I am not After a scramble,after I've been drinking 18
cocktails.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Wait, so that's a thing now.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
So now you take your hat off when you're done golfing
.
Apparently who are you shakehands with?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't know the people you're playing with.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Either your partners or the people you're playing
against.
I would never take my hat offNever.
It's just out of respect.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I don't know, I don't know that one.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
When it comes down to it, it's actually disrespectful
to me that you take your hatoff.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
That's what you think .
I think it comes down to ahandicap, got, I think that's.
I think, in all honesty, Ithink that's what it is, why.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I don't understand that why?
It is because you don't have tocare for it.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
The better handicap you have.
Maybe it's not so much morerespect for the game, it's just
more etiquette.
I'm not saying that, I've gotyou know.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I'm not some guy, that, no.
No, you're right.
I see what you're going thereand, Daryl, you're smart and I
think what you're thinking there.
I think it's more like when youhave a good handicap you can
wear a white belt.
Yes, you can.
You can wear a white belt andat a certain handicap, you can
wear a white belt.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
And you can tuck your shirt in yes, and we're not
there.
We're not on this podcast.
We're not there, I like that.
Wait, wait, wait, I like that.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
I can't see a good reason to wear a white belt
anywhere?
No, if you're like afour-handed.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Unless you're a four-plus or better, four or
less, not unless you're at adisco.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Four or less?

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, not unless you're at a disco no, that's a
different story.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
But on the golf course if you're a four-plus
because if're just that good,you're just like hey, and
they're probably good people soyou tell your shirt in and you
take your hat off and you shakehands If you're a five to like a
.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
If you're like a five to a nine then you really think
you're really good and you wantto be a jerk to everybody else,
that's like when you're likethe corporate.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
You're like a corporate manager at that point
you think?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
you're big time, but you're not.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Somebody does that to you.
Take your shoes off.
I never.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I actually do golf barefoot.
I'm not, I never.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
It just happened the other day and I didn't take my
half.
I think you took your head off.
I was disappointed in you.
I was a man, I was disappointed.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Thinking about it, I am disappointed in myself.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
How about I take?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
my half.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I did just for the one guy I put it back on after
that.
No, wait, wait.
No, we're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
How about a half?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
bow, a bow.
That's what you only do.
That in Japan.
I like that.
That's Japan, I would rather dothat.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Try it next time.
Just see what they do.
Should we take a break realquick?
I want you to do that next time.
I want to hear about this.
We're going to put that on thecaster.
Next time you do it and the guytakes his hat off, I want you
to do the bow and not shake hand.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
No, no, and they put their hand On his mouth.
Just bow, I can do that, I cando that.
I want to see what happens.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Would you get offended by that?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I'm not.
I don't get you get offended bythese guys with these jiggy-ass
rules and the goddamn golfcourse you get offended by
people that want to take theirhat off.
Especially on Tuesday night funleague or wear white belts.
You get offended pretty easy.
White belt is worse than thehandoff.
You can wear a white belt ifyou're four, or better, If
you're bigger than four.
You don't Otherwise shut up.
Wait, is it after Easter?

(22:19):
It's white.
Was that a?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Boss hog, no, big boss, no.
Who was the guy From LuciaHazard?

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Boss, hog, boss, hog, we gotta take a break.
I haven't formally IntroducedJ-Lo.
We did he's been on the yeah wedid Well, we didn't Formally
introduce him, I got.
You gotta formally so we gottatake a break, make a week one.
I gotta go take a pee on thestudio B because the people are
there Run the kids a little.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Go pee on the tree yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, and then we'll get back.
That was a.
That sounds like you're doingsomething pretty deep there.
Yeah, I got so much in my headI got to go take a leak in the
little boy's studio, so I'll beright back All right, no, ditty.

(23:16):
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(23:37):
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(23:58):
It's great, I love it.
Hey, I have a question though,though as you were reading that
I was looking at my notes Not totake away from Buzzsprout,
because I agree with everythingyou said.
Did we talk about the handshakeAt the big guy at the golf
course and the hat?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, kind of that was the whole white belt.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, you guys never got me.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
No, you never really got into your handshake.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, you never really got my point Because you
guys never got me.
No, you never really got intoyour hands.
Yeah, you never really got mypoint because you guys go off on
a tangent and I never do.
It's just a deal.
The whole point was it hadnothing to do with the hat
coming off and you're saying orthe white belt.
It had nothing to do with that.
It had to do with we wentgolfing, you guys, you guys, we

(24:47):
went.
I think it was Daryl and I.
We went golfing.
I don't know who it was, sothey could be probably listeners
.
I don't even care who you are.
You guys are all good people.
But the funny thing is we'vehad it.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Okay, let's back up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
I don't know where you're going with this.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Everybody has a cabin .
You guys don't listen.
You guys get on a little topicwhen you're having a few
cocktails and the next thing youknow you're like a few brandies
.
You don't know what you'retalking about, but I guarantee
that everybody's talked aboutpan sizes a time or two, a time

(25:29):
or two, I don't know how.
Maybe it was weird, like.
Maybe it was like oh, he's gotbig hands or whatever, but
somewhere along the line a lotof people up at the lake.
You were the same about bighands, right?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Right, I know you need big gloves.
Right.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I know you need big gloves, right, I know.
But the thing was my wholepoint that I had written down
that you guys got me sidetrackedwas do you know what I want?
This golf tournament, and youknow.
And again, I don't agree withthe whole shaking thing, but the
thing was.
The whole point I want to makeabout it is this guy was a big
dude Like big Like.
This guy was a big dude Likebig, like 6'4" maybe 6'3".

Speaker 3 (26:08):
That sounds about right.
I do remember that he was a bigguy.
He was a big guy.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
The point of the story was that he shook hands
and his hand was tiny, so we didthis before.
You did this at the.
You went to a wild game and youshook some guy's hand.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
And he had small hands too.
No, so why?
Where are you running all thesesmall hand dudes?
Maybe I just got big hands, youjackass maybe I got big hands,
huh maybe that's, maybe my, myhand size is above average and
you're just really above average, and maybe mine's okay and you
get so if mine are really aboveaverage.

(26:44):
What does that make Hughes?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Hugh, he's got three-inch diameter fingers.
We measured this on New Year's.
We measured it.
They're three-inchcircumference.
No one has fingers that arethat wide.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Jordan, let's see your hands.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Let's see your hands.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Those are normal-ish.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
They're like the size of Daryl.
Those are pretty decent hands.
I want to do an introduction toJ-Lo.
I got decent hands, so J-Loclaims that he's been on the
show before, but we've had a lotof J-Los.
I don't know if J-Lo's been onbefore, but if he has, it might

(27:26):
have been in season one, I can'tremember.
Was it season one?
We're all season one.
That's right, we have seasons.
But I think he was a little bitcat-headed as tongue back then.
Now he's a little bit chattycat.
I don't think he, because Ithink a lot.
I think a lot has changed Now.
He's more older and more mature.

(27:47):
Oh, here we go.
It's hard.
It's hard with these young catsthat are.
They're more mature.
But you know what?
I'll give a little credit.
I mean, he's terrible at bags.
No, because he'saked out.
He's got a love interest rightnow.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
You do she's?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
J-Lo.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
We're going to call her MC J-Lo.
We're going to call her MC J-Lo, seriously.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Can I love you to see MC J-Lo.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
That's what I had written down, because I don't
know what else to call her.
We're going to call her MC J-Lo.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
That works, is that okay?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I think she'll be appreciative.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
MC J-Lo.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, that's a weird name.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Are you going?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
to school to be a lawyer, like your dad.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
No, no, hell no.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I'm just curious, that's weird I would.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Why not?
That's such an easy job.
He's got.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
He's got a great job no matter what he wins Pretty
much, Especially when you workfor the big town of your city.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
No matter what he wins.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
I love your deal.
He explained to me that whenyou plea deal, you win.
That's a win.
It is a win, it's a conviction.
Yeah, it's a win.
I guess technically he's right.
However, I disagree with that.
But good for him.
He's putting people away.
That needs to be so good forhim.
But let's talk a little aboutJ-Lo and MC.

(29:14):
J-lo, let's talk MC.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
J-Lo.
Is that the same person?
Yeah, no, no, we got J-Lo andwe got MC J-Lo the significant
other.
Oh, so MC J-Lo is the girl,these guys are like.
I didn't even follow that one.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
They're in their senior year of college and
they're in love.
They're in love right now, sowe might have to start a new
side series about loveconnection.
So what?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
do you get?
That's not a terrible idea.
We can do some fun stuff withthat Are you getting married
soon.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
What do you think she might be listening?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Are you getting married?
She will be listening.
I think we asked her on theboat and she's ready.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
So there's this.
You know, eddie.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Has she been up here?
Yeah, she was out there,they're on the lake.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
They were on the lake .
They were on the lake last week, and just the two of them.
And Nags and I screwed up andwe drove the pontoon behind them
.
Why would you?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
do that.
I didn't know it was him.
No, it was fine, it was toolate.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
We were like, oh shit , she's like turn, turn, turn.
I'm like, well, now it's goingto look weird.
So then we just kind of wentaround.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
She's like you circle him.
We talked for like an hour.
It was a little weird when youhad the binoculars in the bow.
That got a little weird.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I didn't have binoculars.
I felt bad.
I was like we got to leave himalone.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
No, he's got binoculars and booze.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Come on guys.
Well, that's not what MCJ Losaid.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
She said that by the way, so they're in love right
and another friend of these guysin Daryl.
They're in a competition whocan get him bend a knee first?
We should take a side bend, ooh.
I think it's, and I gave him aguy.
Which of the ones in?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Let's call him Anno.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
We'll call him Anno.
I met her.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, she was up here .

Speaker 2 (31:14):
You did meet her.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Great people Up here for the fourth.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
But you haven't met MC 28.
She's good people too.
I have not met her, Although,you know, I don't know if she's
a big fan of yours- oh, what didI do?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Wow, she was on the party bus.
That is not true?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh wait, I'm trying to remember now.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Wait, wait, wait wait .

Speaker 1 (31:39):
She's friends with the gal that you took and
ditched and you were very niceto her.
You took a friend of hers tothe college parent formal, yeah,
and then you ditched herbecause we went to the bar.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh yeah, she got a call on me.
I got more important things tobe doing.
Wait, wait so.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
MC, I don't think that worked out Wait, wait.
Mc was on the party bus foryour birthday.
She was Wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
MC was on the party bus for your birthday she was
yeah, she was yeah I thought shehad a good time.
She had a great time.
I was there.
Yeah, I was there.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
She's listening right now.
I know she's live on air, butI'm just saying you kind of yeah
, probably not the coolest, Ididn't know you did that that
wasn't very cool.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Well you, it was fine she couldn't get in.
It's not like they were dating,no.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's not like you're married oh wait.
Oh wait.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh wait.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Official one Official one.
You guys played house allweekend, friends Eddie J-Lo and
MC J-Lo.
You guys played house allweekend, friends Eddie J-Lo and
MC J-Lo.
They played house all weekend.
They had to play to themselves.
I said, his uncle Cabin, hisfavorite uncle, my favorite

(32:57):
uncle, or his favorite uncle.
They were theirs, but theyplayed house all weekend.
So how did that go?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
actually we should ask you some questions.
Wait, wait wait, what do youmean?
They played in the house.
It was like the uncles were outon vacation, not at home, like
the home to themselves.
I don't know what he's gettingat here.
No, mom and dad.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
He's just kind of yapping at this point.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
No, mom and dad, no, mom and dad.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
And you were there alone and see what it's like to
be alone At the cabin.
Yeah, so the uncle would be thetwo boys' dad.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah, chad, and.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Kelly were there and their family.
They had to check in on you.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
That was their spying , and they left in a hurry.
Well, they lived Chad wasn'tfeeling.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Well, yeah, they left in a hurry they weren't feeling
.
Well, chad wasn, they lived.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
The child wasn't feeling well, yeah, they left it
to her.
They weren't feeling well, thechild wasn't feeling well, so he
saw something.
He walked in on something heshould have seen.
Right, okay, he walked in onsomething.
He walked in on something.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
He's like I'm out Dale was so happy he's like good
going.
I got the place to myself, andso let's go point forward how
was that plane?
House Last weekend.
You had to place all the deersoff.
Did she help with dishes orcooking or anything like that?
Or was it just all looking?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
for deer.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I made some good steaks, did she cook?
You said, you made hamburgers.
So now you're lying all overNow.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
you just switched the story.
Did you make steaks or did youmake hamburgers?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
You, asked if I made some good food.
No, I did not ask if you madegood food.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
One of you did.
I couldn't hear you.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
You're all talking at once.
I said did she help being wifey?
Yeah, she did.
Oh yeah, yeah, Are you gettingaggressive?
Look at him.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I'm just answering your questions here.
Well, I'm happy that.
Okay, how was it?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
So then you should probably get him in a knee.
It's the one You're ready.
It's about time.
It's about time that you gethim in a knee, okay or no?
You don't want to.
She's listening Do you want toor you don't want to?
Okay, he don't know what to say.
A lot of pressure, he'sthinking about it.

(35:06):
We could have the first.
This could be the first Ever.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Of what, of what?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Getting on.
Ben and me live on the airasking somebody to marry him Now
.
We could call her onspeakerphone right now.
If you want to do it, I got it,ray St.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Martin Ray St Martin.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Never heard of him ever before I got credit down
there.
I spot you.
You have credit.
Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Who's?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Ray St Martin.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Who knows, is that the guy, the gangster?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
from.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Guatemala.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Remember Dr Mandy Ice .
He's been on plenty of time oh.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I miss them guys.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
They hooked me up with this guy.
They're good people.
They got a guy and I got.
No, I got a guy.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
The guy got for what Jewelry?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Is it jewelry?
How do you say that?
Anyways, can you guys sayjewelry?
Oh, he's texting, he's so lookat him.
He's worth it.
She's living it live.
I'm sorry, look at him.
He's texting her right now.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
What the hell is wrong with you.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I'm texting my buddy Noah, oh Jesus, that you know
about.
Oh yeah, right, yeah right.
You're not texting.
He's like what the hell iswrong with these people?
They're so scared.
Anyways, let's move on fromreligion.
We're going to haveRelationship 101 next episode,
but we're going to continue onright now because we have a lot
of things to get to.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
That is a long list you got there.
I can see that yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
And you know what?
What do we figure out right now?
Can we go back and forth?
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me just rewind here.
So we figured out that J-Lo gota girlfriend.
They played house.
No, he's got.
J-lo got a girlfriend, theyplayed house.
Yeah, they're playing house.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
They're getting married.
It's over with.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
It's just a matter of time he's just being a baby.
He don't want to ask youbecause there's some reason why
he's not going to ask you andhe's not ready to buy the
jewelry from my guy and Ray.
And I told him I'd spot you.
Oh, dig it, take my body.
Oh, it's good shit.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
He just spots you.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I'm telling you it's good shit.
What would you do?
Okay, he's not denying it.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
He spots you Just do it.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Cat's got his head.
No.
So what I'm going to get to?
We're going to move on, becauseI don't want to put him in the
spot, but can we?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
get.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Wait, are we back on the white belt?
Kind of I didn't really finishmy point about the little, not
the little, hand guy.
Did I make my point aboutshaking hands?
You?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
kind of did.
Was that on the air?
We know that is a big deal foryou to shake hands with someone
who has smaller hands.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
We got that, we got that part.
Do you guys, everyone listeningin the back of their camera
right now when you're sittingabout the bonfire and having a
brandy?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
right now, everyone's sitting there thinking God damn
those guys know what they'retalking about, because not that
we're, I'm not trying to patourselves on the back.
But we all agree.
I don't know what we're talkingabout right now?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
No, I am, I do.
I know what we're talking about, and everybody listening knows
what I'm talking about.
So back in the day when a golfscramble was like, oh my God,
it's like the greatest thingever.
It's not so great anymore.
It's not the biggest deal ever.
It used to be kind of cool.
Now it's kind of like aninconvenience.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
So you have to go to one.
Yeah, it used to be great, Iwould disagree, so let me ask
you a question.
Oh yeah, he's 21.
Is it better to be working your9 to 5 the whole day Now,
seeing that you guys are in a 9to 5 position?
You may be, you may not be.
Are you a?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
rapper right now.
You look like you're on Seed bythe Bell right now.
Thank you, question mark.
Thanks.
Are you a rapper?
Okay, go on.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Anyway why he's got a beggar's hat.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
No, his head was going like bobbly.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Oh Okay, I mean, I was just, you know.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I was getting to my point there, anyway, yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
So, being at the age that we're at, you guys may be
at a 9-5.
You guys may not be at a 9-5.
But doesn't a day on the golfcourse.
It doesn't matter what.
It is Not scramble tournament,not scramble.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Doesn't that seem like it's better than being at
the office all day long?
That's the thing.
That's the thing You're outsocializing.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
You're having a couple of EJ brandies out there
with some Coca-Cola.
Now we're talking.
I mean, does that not seembetter, maybe enjoying a nice
stogie out there?
I mean, come on now.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I like it.
How does that not sound like agood time?
I like it.
I guess you're right.
I'm going to take everything Isaid back.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
I guess he's going to go buy a white belt.
I ain't buying.
No, you'll never catch mewearing no white belt.
I guess you're right.
You make a valid point.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Put me in my place.
I like it.
I like it, maybe not liking thedrive so much if it's a long
ways away.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Sorry, you're more of a local tournament type player,
I think so Local scramble,there's no doubt that.
I think so.
You know what's good about thatis you're supporting the local
community.
I think so.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
I think so that's better, that's good.
Oh, that brings up a of a wholenother topic, but I'm not going
to get into it.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I do I do I do?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
You're right.
Speaking of locals, I'm kind ofcruising on my little sheet
there, where I got like 30 barsbefore October.
I found some nice bars, smalltown bars.
I love small town bars.
We were at the one in LittleFalls.
I already hit that one.
That's pretty good too, they'renice there.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
But I found hit that one that's pretty good too.
They're nice there, but Ithought it was a cool bar.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Guess what happened when I pulled up in the seat.
She goes EJ Brandy Coke, when Iguess I've been there before.
She said EJ Coke.
I'm like, yes, that's the bestpart of small bars.
They remember you.
Okay, I might be fiddling alittle bit.
Hey, by the way by the way, bythe way.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Do you guys like zucchini?
No, no, yeah, no, unless it'slike Asian stir fry.
No, I'm not a big fan of it.
Oh, grilled zucchini, grilledzucchini.
So, eddie, we had it tonight,right?
Yeah, jay, try to get fancywith the zucchini.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
No.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
No, we're growing it homegrown in the garden here.
Grilled zucchini is good, and Iwould somewhat agree with you
on that one.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
How do I get fancy with the grill?
There's no way you get fancy.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
You put charcoal in the grill, you let it circle the
way he got fancy with it,though is not everyone knows to
do the half.
You know the half side.
I didn't cut it, your mom did.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Half side and the other side you know you got no
charcoal underneath.
You know when you're growingyour steaks or your pork chops.
So he didn't fancy that way.
Nags cook it up or cut it up.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I cooked it, you jack .

Speaker 3 (41:42):
What was wrong with it?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Oh, you got to put that.
It takes very Speaking of soggy.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
It cooks very fast.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
You almost start your zucchini when you take your
pork chops or steaks off andthen you put them on the hot
side.
You kick them hot fast.
That's what I did.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
No, you didn't Not quite.
That's what I did.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Take your meat off, let it rest.
That's what I did.
Take your meat off, let it rest.
That's what I did.
Take your meat off, let it rest, then cook.
We did, and that's what we did.
There was no meat on the grill.
We took the meat off and let itrest Exactly word for word what
I said you did right, word forword.
Diggy Jack, then the grillwasn't hot enough.
Cheeky Jack, it wasn't soggy, Idon't know.

(42:28):
I didn't try it.
I don't know, I didn't have anyvegetables.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I asked you if you wanted to try something.
I know we didn't have anyvegetables.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I had steak and potatoes.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Lee.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Jeans didn't offer us any ice cream, so then I didn't
know what was going on.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
It was Lee Jeans, right here, levis you brought
ice cream.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, we got a new guy in the house.
Lee Jeans Love this.
Yeah, well, you got amicrophone or no?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah, come on, love us.
What do you got to say?
Come on, get up here.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Come on, get up here.
No, he's not.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Oh, he's shaking the head, no, no.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
He's going to be in seventh grade this year and he's
taking us all in and whatever.
Yeah, Good or bad, I don't know.
That's alright, he's goodpeople.
He's got a sweet belt buckle.
He's got nice boots.
He does have a sweet belt.
I like that.
He was a big helper today whenwe were cutting down goddamn
8,000 trees, so he was a goodhelper.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
We had a little storm come through.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
last week we had to cut trees all day.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
today, yeah, we should run him back.
Don't say you said the word, weon that one.
He drove the tractor.
To be fair, he did.
He did a great job, aphenomenal job on the tractor.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
He took a little dirt out of it.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
He took a little side out of it, he did you know what
Grass can come back, though?
I'll give it to him Grass cancome back.
He did a good job today.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
He did that was a fun day.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
You know what's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
That was a lot of work.
We're going to do a game showmy game 22 questions, not that
one.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Well, it's 22 questions a lot that could go
for a while.
No, not 22 questions.
By the way, I texted Q-DogTonight and no response.
Is my texting not working, youthink?
No, q-dog does not have hisphone with him.
Oh, that's right.

(44:20):
That phone is sitting in histruck Until Sunday night.
His thumbs are too big and mydad, daryl's grandpa's thumbs
don't work.
That's great.
Where is that?
That's a good time.
Can you imagine Grandpa Jaytexting Q?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
If we're not, with Q, that Q, think about that.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Think about that.
Q texting Grandpa Jay, GrandpaJay texting Q.
I can't text, grandpa Jay.
It'd be like a little couple,one or two letters, and they
would know what each other wastrying to say.
It'd be like I-P-Q-T-J, andthen Grandpa J would go like
T-R-L-P-R-J, and then Q wouldput on like a smiley face and

(45:05):
then Grandpa J would be like puton like a frown face because he
hit the wrong button.
It's great times.
So Grandpa J's fingers don'twork.
Q's fingers are too big, sothey hit every button.
Sleepy J-Lo is over herebecause he's oh, let me guess

(45:25):
J's full of shit.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Your future, j's full of shit.
Your future, jay's full of shit.
Jay's full of shit.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Your fiance.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Oh, she's texting him .
Oh, he's got to get home.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Oh, get me out of there right now.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
I didn't even talk to me.
Right now, get whipped rightnow.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
You've had enough.
You've had enough time to gohome.
Is that what she said?
Is she up here?
No, let's call her live on theair.
Why are you waiting to be?
Here we could, it's 1230 atnight and you should be in bed.
Should we call her live on theair?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Why did you not call her?
Did you go over here lastweekend?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
She was here last weekend Over here.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
She didn't come visit .

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Nope, were you ashamed of Jay.
Were you even?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
here last weekend.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I wasn't here.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
You were here last weekend.
There were you.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
No, I was over at another buddy's cabin, but I
wish I could have been here.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Did you see Mushka?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I think he did see.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Mushka.
Yeah, you killed Mushka, Ididn't.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
That's some details that can't be mentioned on here.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
No, somebody else should be holding on to the dog.
I was going to say something.
I don't remember what it was.
Eddie, were you playing forthat one?
Oh yeah, I remember now.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I was in the four-wheeler.
I was driving the four-wheeler,hey.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
And they weren't holding the dog Eddie.
Yeah, it's a long story.
Yeah, we're not going to talkabout that.
No, a dog.
Okay, I'll sum up the story.
We drank a lot of beer and adog died.
It was an accident.
Move on, yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
It's not funny, but technically, technically.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah, somebody else actually killed the dog.
Yeah, it was Grandpa Jay.
If he would have held on to thedog, he would have never stood
up.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Moving on here.
This is bad.
You guys don't want to listento this one, all right.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
So I was going back to your hometown there, eddie,
so apparently we got Lee Jeanssaid well, he didn't say that, I
got it out of him.
So you guys realize that thattown, that Lee Jeans and Eddie

(47:37):
are kind of resonating it, theirresidents are in that Because I
said, hey, you guys, what thehell are you talking about?
Just calm down, follow me here,all right.
So you lost me.
Wait, what the hell are youtalking about?
Just calm down, follow me here,all right, you lost me.
Already you can cruise in Oka,right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Not even Well.
You used to be able to.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Can you still do it.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Apparently in your town, Not on the highway no, I'm
not going to say your town, butapparently in your town you can
kind of do that, do that alittle bit, or you hang out at
the local establishment, butaccording to Lee Jeans, no, the
kids, they hang out at theMcDonald's Right.
That's what we heard, whichmakes no sense to me.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Or the Walmart.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Can I correct you?
Okay, go ahead.
What Lee Jeans is informing meon is that the ladies of the
lower age group that do that arehanging out at local Culver's
in the next town over.
So you got to go to theCulver's over there and that's

(48:39):
like you don't want to go toMcDonald's because they call it.
What do you call it?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Perving around.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Perving around.
What the bleep is going on whenthey call it per Perving around
?
Perving around?
What the bleep is going on whenthey call it perving around?
What the shit?
I almost broke my neck becauseI fell off my chair and down
some stairs because I thought hewas joking and they said no,

(49:06):
that's because perving around.
And I was like I have so manyjoking.
And they said no, that's what'sperfect for him and I was like
I have so many questions.
Do you go with?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
the older kids To the McDonald's.
Do you do?
Are you at Culver's or atMcDonald's?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
He loves to go to Culver's.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
What do they guys do?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
there.
For the Tahoe's Sit there andwatch people.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
I seen a fight there one time with two girls.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I was just driving by and then some other kid was
driving.
I was driving by in my car youmight be perfect around here.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
No, no, no, I was driving by.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I hope to God.
You ordered food.
No, I wasn't.
I wasn't.
No, I didn't pull in theparking lot.
I drove down the main street.
Oh, the man had it.
And I saw people, yeah, and Isaw two girls start to fight and
I saw some little kid on abicycle.
Stop, pull his phone out andstart filming it.
I'm like that's going to go onYouTube.
What is wrong with our phones,you guys?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Don't look at me.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Something happened to the ENJ.
Here you go, what are you doing?
Praying.
But no, immediately I turnedand looked.
I looked at these two girls.
They started fighting.
As I'm driving by, I'm goinghome I wasn't stopping there at
all and as I see those two girlsstart fighting, I see a kid on
his bicycle.
Stop, pull his phone out andstart filming.

(50:30):
These two girls start fightingin the parking lot of the
McDonald's.
Was it late at night?
It wasn't that late.
No, I would hope not, becauseany kid that's on his bicycle
driving by with it it would notbe past his curfew.
I mean I'm going to guess.
It was probably like 6 o'clockat night, was it J-Lo?
I mean, like Coke didn't we?
Was it J-Lo?
No, it was not J-Lo.
It was not J-Lo.

(50:52):
What's wrong with you?
What is wrong with you, jesusJ-Lo?
Hand me the Coke.
I need a drink.
Mc J-Lo is waiting there.
There's some more in there, ken.
Zanito is wondering you hadlive on the air.
Yeah, I thought that was thenext segment.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I thought we were going to get to that one.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Hey, let's do a side bet.
I'll put five bucks in.
Do you think that J-Lo's fiance?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
will.
I'll do five to twenty to see,if she doesn't answer.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
I'll do five bucks.
She does answer Five, fivebucks.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I'll go five.
If she doesn't answer, fivebucks on speaker.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
What time do we got right now?
Right now we have 12.22.
Let's do it.
Want to do it?
I hope she says something.
Where do I put the phone,though, right?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
on the speaker.
Let's take a brandy break.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Can we do another side?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
bet.
Can we bet what she's going tosay?
Because I want to bet on that.
She's also not my fiance, oh.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
You might want to retract that.
No, she's not.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
She can hear us.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Are you going to say possible fiance or not your
fiance at all?
Do you think she's not yourfiance yet?
So it's time for a fiance atall.
Do you think she's not yourfiance yet?
So?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
it's time for a brandy break.
Do you think she's going to saysomething dirty on the phone?
Hey, I thought you were notgoing to call me.
I was waiting for you.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
What if it gets like dicey?

Speaker 3 (52:16):
What if it gets dicey .

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Do you think it gets dicey?
No, I don't think it does.
I'm not going to go there.
I'm in.
You're on, you guys are out,I'm in on that?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
You're on.
I think that she's going to saysomething like dirty, you're on
.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I think so.
I think she's going to go likehey, is that another five?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Hey for the dirty, I missed you.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
I'm thinking about you.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I'm laying here in my 90.
No, I don't think she's in her90.
I think she's just like hey, Iwas trying to keep it clean, I
know.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
I know.
Pg, that was PG, that was PG,that was about.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
PG.
She might Actually they mighthave might have a thing where
it's like Do we be quiet?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yes, We've got to be super quiet, pin drop.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Pin drop, because then she's going to say Is this
a good idea?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Or a side bet or a side bet.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
This is fun, or a side bet she's going to go.
Why are you acting so weird?
That would be the other thing.
Oh no, she's going to be likewhat's her name again.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
We're just going to have to find out what's her name
on the old thing, mc J-Lo.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
MC J-Lo.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Let's do it.
I thought we were doing a Bradybreak.
We're doing a Brady break.
We're going to come back here.
I thought we were doing aBrandy break.
We're doing a Brandy break,we're going to come back.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Once we come back, she'll be here.
I'm going to see J-Lo on thespeaker live on the air and I
must want to bet that she'sgoing to be dirty talking with
him.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
I bet I know who the first one that's going to talk
on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Well, you are, I'm not going to talk.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
We're going to be quiet.
You're going to talk, we're nothere.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
This is the first on the podcast.
No, this is the first, it's notgoing to go silent.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
We're going to be quiet.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
All right, you three, we'll be quiet.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Lee Jeans is going to be talking.
Lee Jeans.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Maybe you should have Lee.
We'll come back in and we'regoing to call MC J-Lo.
All right, mc J-Lo, oh my.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
God, have you guys listened to this song before?
Eddie, you went for the wholetable.
Wow, you're excited.
I like that song.
It's great.
So before the break we're goingto have J-Lo.
Call MC J-Lo blindly.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Would it be safe to?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
say blindly I get the bet that she's an answer.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
I don't know what he's going to say to her I want
to hear the bets here.
I don't want to hear the bets,but I betting she's going to
answer it and she's going to geta little dirty talk.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, we'll see about that one.
I don't know, it is a dirtytalk.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Remember, before we went on break we had a side bet
going.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
here we had a side bet.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
We had a friendly five on it.
Yeah, so we'll see.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
We got it all dialed up.
We had a friendly five on thisone.
We had a friendly five on ifshe answers or not.
Yeah, let's go, are we good?
I think you figured out how tohook up to the podcast.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
And the speaker.
You gotta figure it out.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Alright, we're going Alright let's go Speaker it.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
We should call Q2, by the way.
Hello Hi, hi, jordan, we'regood right now.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
We should call Q2, by the way.
Hello.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Hi Hi Jordan.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
How you doing.
I'm great.
How are you?
I'm great, great.
How is your podcast?
How is your podcast?
It's great.
Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Can I hear you?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Have you got mute?
How's your night been?
It's great I get to sleep onthe floor.
I'm super excited about it.
What if I told you you're onthe podcast.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Shut up, hi guys oh my god hey mike you're the most
nervous human being on earthjail.
Why are you so nervous?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
You are nervous.
You can't just put five wordstogether right now.
That was really, that wasreally and, by the way, we're
calling you MC.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
J-Lo, mc, j-lo.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
MC J-Lo's on the mic now.
She called on in and you knowwhat MC J-Lo?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
The thing is that your future husband well, we
don't get too carried away andum Fiance, how did you get so
clammed up, j-lo?
I'm disappointed in you.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
You like totally clammed up, not you MC, not you
MC, just J-Lo, j-lo.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Not you, mc, you did it great J-Lo.
Yeah, You're, you're you're,you're, your, your.
How do we say that?

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Your significant other Future fiance.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Your boy toy.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
He's a little nervous when it gets to that my boy toy
.
Well, we have like hundreds ofthousands and thousands of
listeners and he kind of clamsup on her pressure a little bit.
We're like what's going on here?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Yeah, he gets a little nervous.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I know and you did a great job and thank you for
being on our show.
We appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Oh my gosh, I'm honored.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yeah, and we're going to give you some merch.
We'll give you some merch,we'll give you some merch
Sweatshirts.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
I've never got merch yet.
Wow, you haven't been on theshow before I I've been on the
show.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Well, MC is a lot better guest.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Okay, well, now I've been on the show.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
She's a lot better than you've been so far, because
you get clammed up.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
She's like a natural.
I'm getting clammed up, Jordan.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yeah, why are you sleeping on the floor?
Oh yeah, what's up with that?

Speaker 3 (58:21):
What's up with that?
Yeah, I'm on there, I somebodyout of the bed.
This is where I'm going,basically.
I'm here with my friend and herman Not boyfriend yet, they're
not official, but they get thebed, they get the twin bed.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
If they're not a boyfriend or girlfriend, they
don't need the bed.
Well, they're going to makeboyfriend on the bed.
That's true in the B is whatyou're getting at.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
I just told them, at least, if they don't have
intercourse, I'm fine.
I'm fine with the floor.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Are you in the same room, mc's, like our number one
guest now?
She's already up.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Guys, but they provided me Pringles and like
barbecue tips, so I'm good, I'm.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Pringles.
Wait, wait, are eat Pringlesand like barbecue chips.
So I'm good, I'm great Pringlesand barbecue, or are you eating
Pringles and barbecue chips?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Pringles and barbecue chips.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
What kind of?

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Pringles are you getting and some Cheez-Its.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
It's my meal.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Nice, nice, that's a good meal, amy.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
This feels like a dream.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
You're not dreaming, it's real life yeah, that's
right, j-lo gets so nervous he'sjust in a quiet.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
He's so nervous.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I know right and you're fine, exactly good job, I
love it.
This is great Take a deepbreath.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
I know right and you're fine.
Yeah, right, Exactly, Exactly.
Good job.
I love it.
This is great, so well thankyou for hey thanks for being a
part of the show.
We appreciate it, oh my gosh,it's an honor.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
You answer so many questions.
I've only heard stories.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I know, I've only heard stories.
I know, and he made you payfive bucks.
Yep, and you know what?
You're a natural.
You don't get clammed up likesome people.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
No, jordan you just need to relax.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, right , right, but it was nice having
you on.
I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Oh my gosh, I'm surprised he answered that's
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah, no, I wasn't surprised.
I bet that she was going toanswer so you get like an air
mattress or something.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Yeah, there were bets on if you were going to answer
you get like an air mattress orsomething right.
No, I was just going to hang upon you, Jordan.
I would never answer.
I totally knew you were notgoing to answer.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Oh Right, that was a joke Well this is also like the
only time you called me.
So I'm like, okay, why are younot calling me?
Yeah, Well, let's keep this.
This is my turn to love lines.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
This is my turn to love lines Remember.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Dr Drew Love lines.
Let's keep it going.
You didn't call her the wholeweekend.
What's wrong with you?
Why would you call her to seehow her weekend was going?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
You could have just said hey, honey, hey honey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Hope your weekend's going good.
Wow, wow, what's wrong with you?
You know, you could have justsaid hey a courtesy call hey
hope your weekend's going good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Yeah you called Daryl he called Daryl, you called
everybody else.
I did call Daryl.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
And.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
I'm your last resort.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Why don't you call her?

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
and say hey, I see how it is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Hey, how's your weekend going?

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Hope you're having a good time.
You know can't be going thatgood, you know what You've got.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
To make the most out of sleeping on the floor, I'll
say my weekend's great.
I get to sleep on the floor, Iget my meal of barbecue, chips
and Pringles.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Where are you at anyways?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
I'm at my friend's house.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Couldn't ask for better.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
It's her friend's birthday, I think.
Oh, you think you.
You didn't ask for better.
It's her friend's birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
I think oh, I know, friend's birthday party.
You think you didn't payattention.
No, I meant to say I didn't.
You didn't ask right, youshould probably stop talking,
yeah, oh wow, what do you thinkabout Jay's comment?

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Wait, I didn't hear his comment.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
I just said that he should probably stop talking.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
He didn't stop talking he stopped talking for
the last five minutes.
Okay, so you're in a cabinright now, which is great.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
So is it in the neighborhood, or is it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Are you up by J-Lo's?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
cabin or no, no wait.
I think it's up by Alex's, isit Alex?
They call it Alec they get madwhen you say Alex.
If you say Alex, they get mad.
When you say Alex, if you sayAlex, they get mad.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
That's not far from our studio.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
That ain't too far at all, just so you know.
You have to say Alec.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Otherwise they get mad if you say Alex J-Lo's cabin
.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
You know where that's at.
We're at the studio, right?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
now it's like a half hour away.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
It's about a half hour away, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
It's about a half hour from here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
She could be here in a half hour 40-minute studio is
probably where we're at by 40minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Okay, I'm pretty sure J-Lo's at the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Cabin Dole.
Something again this weekend,doesn't?

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
he oh Jesus, oh Jesus .
I know those folks are here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
What are you trying to do?
You don't want to come.
You said that you don't want tocome.
What is wrong with you?
You?

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
should have been like Honey honey, you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
if you don't like it there, you should come down here
.
I got the place to myself, youshould come.
What is wrong with it?
You kind of slow played that.
I didn't like that.
No, it was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
I think you overreacted.
What is up with that?
What?
No, it was.
I think you overreacted, Jay.
You have to please yourselfagain for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
What is up with that?
What, yeah, well, let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
asking I can't even hear you.
Oh, you can't the viewerslistened.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Everybody else can.
The viewers?

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
heard him.
Everybody else can hear what Isaid.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Jay what were you asking Sorry.
I actually Everyone was talkingat once.
I actually could not hear athing you said you slow played.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
We said hey, you're only like 40 minutes away, you
should come down to hang withyour future hubby.
And you were like what?

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
what, what?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
what, what, what, what, and you slow played.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
You should have said I know right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
I know I hear you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
We're calling you MC.
You keep talking over her.
I know I can't hear what you'resaying.
No, I'm sorry.
She's saying that she was notinvited by J-Lo.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
That's what it comes down to.
That's rude, not true.
That's so funny.
Why do you do that?
How do you do that?
How?

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
do you do that?
You're making Jay think he wasso funny, don't do that next
time.
I'm not funny, I'm not funny,I'm not funny.
I'm just saying that I foundthe button bar again.
She pointed it out.
He didn't invite her to thecabin when he's all by himself.
He wanted a little alone time.

(01:05:09):
What's up with?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
that I just couldn't come.
I couldn't come there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Why.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Because he said no.
Oh, he said no.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
What's wrong with you ?
I mean, the folks are gone thisweekend.
Yeah, I mean why.
Are are gone this weekend?
So yeah, I mean why are thelights on and the party's going
on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Yeah, all these people over there.
That's not how it went.
That's about how your responsesounded right there.
Now he's nervous Now he'scramped up again Go ahead and
stop being so nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
He's nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Again.
We have hundreds of thousandsof people listening and he
clamps up a little bit.
Hundreds of thousands.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
I believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Yeah, we appreciate you answering the phone and
being on the caster.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Thank you so much.
Of course I wouldn't doanything else.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Where are you at right now, Ashley?
Are you at the?

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
camera.
I'm on the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
On the floor.
Is there anybody else in theroom right now?

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Yes, my best friend Lily and her.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
In the same room Is Lily awake.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Oh, she's got a boyfriend.
Yeah, she's a teenager.
Is the boyfriend awake?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Are you awake, yep?
Allison's awake nature Is theboyfriend awake?

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Are you awake?
Yep, allison's awake.
Why do you say it like that?
Allison, not Allison Does shewant to be on the caster or no.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
She'll say hi.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Oh, okay, yeah, that'd be nice.
Who is it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Allison Hi, hey, ellie.
No, this is Lily.
Oh Lily, oh, sorry, I am here.
Who is it Allison?
Hey Ellie, no, this is Lily.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Oh, sorry, I am here.
Is that short for something?
Is that Lillian?

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Just Lily?
Yes, I'm just curious.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
I don't know, do you go?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
to UND Lily, what Do you go to UND?
Oh, you go to Mankato.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Oh yeah, I go to.
Mankato Roll maps.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Oh yeah, let's go to what's it called Party Town,
college Town, college Town,college Town.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Mankato's called.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
College Town?
No, they got College.
Town going on down there, andback when I was there, they
would go to the Albatross, butit's not there, no more.
So you can't say that, becauseeveryone's like you're too old,
you are now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Yeah, well, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
I'm 24.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
So it's weird yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
I know, it just seems awkward.
But, hey, you're live on thepodcast.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Say hi to everybody, Hi everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
All right, thank you for being.
You know what I appreciate youbeing on live on the air.
This is actually.
This is a Bible store.
We've only had live on the airone other time Cute yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
So thank you guys, that's so special.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Yeah, we had the technology work out, so this is
great.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Good, I bet I was the peak of the podcast.
For sure, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Well, you're talking to the G-Lo.
Come on now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Let's not get carried away.
You might have been the peak ofthe segment maybe, but not the
whole.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
We love to have you on.
Come on now, whatever, g-lo MC.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
We're going to let you guys go, but thanks for
being on and thanks foranswering your future husband
owes us a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
I'm sure he does.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yeah, he does.
And why is his shirt coming offright now?
That's weird, not true?

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Why don't you keep your shirt on?
I'm mixing my brandy.
That's so weird, so weird.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
So weird.
But anyways, all weird.
Alright, mc, I'm going to callyou MC.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Good night, have a good night.
Have a good night, guys.
Good night.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
You know what?
By the way, how come it doesn'twork like that every other time
with our phone calls?
It does, oh, really.
No, we gotta play a game.
We're running up against theclock.
We got one last thing.
Should we take a break and doone last thing?
No, let's just get one day.

(01:09:38):
Oh, just get right after it.
I thought we'd just take abreak, I don't know or was that
phone call pretty long it mighthave been long actually.
Well, you need a drink.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Yeah, J-Lo needs like four drinks.
That just makes the drink.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
I have so many questions for you.
Are we going to glass with thefact that J-Lo like clammed up?
It was like super quiet.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
That might have been the worst clam up we've seen on
this show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
That was your girlfriend.
I don't give a damn Look at me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I don't give a damn.
Are you nervous?

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
around her.
That was your girlfriend.
We might want to take anintervention with you.
That's your gal.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Are you sure you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
want to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
with.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Ray Do you want.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Should.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I call Ray and say hey, he's not sure.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I don't give a damn.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
I'll call Ray.
I'll text him.
We should call Ray at speaker.
Who is Ray?

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
The jewelry guy For the ring.
Oh that, that fuck, or um Whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
It's on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
That um.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
You can say it, it's on the internet.
You can say fuck on theinternet, that's right.
Earmuffs, sorry, lead jeans,earmuffs, lead jeans, it don't
matter.
You can say F word on theinternet.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
But anyways, we don't try to promote it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
But uh, yeah, you're starting to clam up a little bit
.
I was not.
Yeah, audience.
Email us.
Email us what do you think?
Was he clamming up because yougot awfully quiet once your
significant other got on?
Yeah, it's like you didn't wantto screw up and get in trouble.
Email us what you think aboutJ-Lo's conversation with his

(01:11:08):
girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Why did the table move?
Why do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
tears coming out of your eyes, do you?
Want to be next the table moved.
Email us ateddieandjbrainsandbscom, is that
better?

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
That is better.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
We should not have a mobile table.
I know it's a Studio B, I know,but he's Studio B.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
I hear that again your jackass is prophylactic.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
People are in Studio A again.
What you don't remember theprophylactic people.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
I don't remember at all.
That was one of the firstsegments of the show, really, oh
yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
When they were in Studio A, I was over-served that
night and then by the were inthe studio I was over-serving
that night and then by the endof the night you were like dead
quiet.
Yeah, I know, it basically wasme and Q.
However, I powered through morethan you did because you were
like impressed about theprophylactic commercials in
Studio A Because we could seethem through the glass window.
But you like, what was hisbiggest question?

(01:12:06):
I was like why is it on my face?
Or something like that.
What the prophylactic?
You gotta go back a little.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Is that lanolin?
Is that lanolin?
Did we talk about lanolin?

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
We didn't talk about lanolin, but it was lanolin.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
That was an old.
We used to talk about that.
Yeah, lanolin.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
That's an old we used to talk about that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Yeah, Lana, yeah Lana .

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
That's an old story.
All we're doing is changing thetopic about J-Lo, which is fine
, but I'm going to get a topicright now.
I don't care if J-Lo he's goingto have so much shit right now
because, goddamn, his ladyfriend is like in on the podcast
and she, she's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
That's all I gotta say.
She's gonna be, what's intothis episode.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
All I gotta say is she's just fine.
She's fine.
Why is she texting?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
me right now.
She's okay, is she?

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
She's texting me right now and saying what's
wrong with J-Lo?

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
I'm like she's at her Her friend's birthday party.
Why is she sleeping?

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
In the same room With somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
On the floor, cause you ever see that show from like
the late 80s or mid 80s.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
I probably.
I think it's called Three'sCompany.
She's sleeping.
It's like a three-way, it's notgame.
You might get jealous right now.
I don't know what did you justsay Was that a word?
Oh my God, I thought I slurredmy speech.
Oh wow, Anyways, let's get tothis game.

(01:13:28):
We came up with a game Top fiveanswers on the board.
All right, go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Don't we need Nigs.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Yeah, she's playing right now.
Oh, she is.
I'm going to call her onspeaker.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Let's call QDog.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
See if he answers.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Should we do a side bet?
You'll be five bucks, by theway, I do.
I will be five bucks.
Let's call QDog five bucks andhe does not answer.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Oh no, he will not answer If he's up he'll answer
Wait what.
If his phone is not in his car?
How?

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
did you get that thing linked up?

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Bluetooth Buzzsprout.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
There's a new technology called Bluetooth I
found out about.
I read about it On the interweb.
What's Lee Jeans doing overhere?
He's getting nervous.
He's still getting way moreinformation than he probably
should.
That's alright, don't worryabout it.
Okay, here's the deal.
We're going to do a break, onebreak, but we're going to try to

(01:14:29):
call QDog, because I want himto play this game too, because
there's a lot of good questions.
If he answers, fine.
If he doesn't, is he at thelake?
Yeah, oh yeah, I know he's atthe lake, but he's going to be
at the answer, but he's notgoing to answer though.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
If he's got the phone , he's probably still at the
Rustic.
Well, he could be at the Rustic.
Okay, let's try him, if not.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
He's at the Rustic.
Did he tell you about hislittle?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
escapade where he's down in Nashville.
I heard he ran into Kid Rock?
Yeah, nick Zill told me he wentdown there he was at Kid Rock's
bar and Kid Rock showed up fromthe fight next door.
It was across the street.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Is this Nashville?
Yeah, yeah, he was down there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Damn, that's cool.
I like to hear all that.
And Kid Rock showed up on stage.
He did a couple songs.
He's like all right, I'm readyto party, I'm not going to hear
your newest song, I'm not goingto do a concert, I'm out of here
, I'm going to go listen to.
Left the stage.
So he did like two songs quickand then he left.
That's so cool.
That's fair.
I like that.
Chris probably got his phonenumber.

(01:15:30):
Who are you?
No Q would talk to some guy.
He's like some guy comes up tohim and he's like, yeah, he fist
bumped me.
He's like, excited, some guylike fist bumped him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
He was like excited about it.
Alright, make me a brand new.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
I already lost interest.
Give me a week one.
Let's take a quick five secondbreak.
Let's wrap up the show.
Let's get on.
Are we wrapping up with yourfamily feud?
It's not called family feud,it's called trivia, supermarket,
trivia, supermarket, trivia.
There you go, thank you, fiveminutes.
There you go.
Supermarket Trivia ST.
There you go, thank you.
All right, five minutes Allright, we're back.

(01:16:25):
It was great we got our lastsegment here.
We just finished our lastsegment with J-Lo's girlfriend.
It was completely awkward Wellno, she was fine no she was
great, she was fine.
Actually, I think she's on,she's a HOF guest.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
But J-Lo himself.
He's been like quivering overhere.
He's like drinking water.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Oh, he's got water, he's got a full brain, he's
shivering.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
He's got a full brain .
He's in a room and he'sdrinking propellant.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Taxing like, oh my God, Like, what did I do?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
I'm sorry honey, Nothing even happened.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
I'm sorry, sweetie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Yeah, yeah, which is fine, but he didn't do anything
wrong.
Plus, I don't know why he's soscared, but he's scared.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
All right, Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
But it's great, jay, you get a supermarket trivia.
Yeah, I do, I do, but I can'tread my questions.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
Do you need the cheaters?
No, I don't think the cheaterswill help on this one, because
I'm glancing it over.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
This might be more.
Can Jay read his papers?
Is this your handwriting orNigg's?
Jesus, can you put a pause onthe show for one second?
Wow, we need a pause.
We don't typically need topause very often.
The audience never knows thatway of pausing.
It's going to be an hour.

(01:17:44):
It's going to be two seconds.
I've got to rethink all thisbecause I can't read nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Alright, so we did a quick pause there so that Jake
can figure out his notes, and itwasn't good.
It's so funny, you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
I don't know.
I forgot because I can't read.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
For our listeners.
I can't read nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
For us.
It's funny For our listeners.
You guys are like what the hellis going on.
But here's a serious definitionof what happened.
Definition, or explanation,there you go.
So Nag Zill and I were at thegrocery store asking questions

(01:18:29):
and I was laughing so hardwriting shit down that I didn't
realize that my handwriting wasso terrible, so I couldn't read
some of the answers.
But we had to take a break andre-look at it.
No, that's beyond terrible.
Yeah, yeah, it was terrible,and Lee Jeans over here was
laughing so we knew it was funnythen.

(01:18:50):
But anyways, okay, ready.
So your name, your name is your.
Oh Jesus, j-lo's still textinghis young emcee.
Jesus, goddamn Christ, he's inthe doghouse.
All right, focus.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Okay.
Daryl are you in or not?
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Alright, top five answers are on the board.
And Lee Jeans, I know you don'thave a microphone, but if you
say your name I will call on you.
You got a microphone right here, okay, yep.
Alright, top five answers onthe board.
Name something you do, oh jeez.

(01:19:32):
Can you pause that again?
That doesn't make any sense atall.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Aren't these questions about J-Lo's MC J-Lo
here?

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
What the hell happened.
I don't even know what the hellI'm doing.
I need to go back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Date of birth.
I need to wake up in five hours.
Shut your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
No, you't even know what the hell I'm doing.
I need to go back Date of birth.
I need to wake up in five hours.
Shut your mouth.
No, you're not going to gofishing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
I'm going fishing.
No, you ain't yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
I am.
We're having another brandyafter this, george.
No, no, we didn't pause it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
I didn't pause it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
You're not leaving at the local supermarket, even
though I disagree with thatdefinition.
But we'll call it a supermarket.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Super Mercado Español .

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Top five answers are on the board.
Yeah, go ahead.
Please say your name, ask yourbuzzer and I will call on you
and then you can answer thequestion.
All right, top five answers onthe board.
What is the number one date ofbirth?
Eddie Eddie, 1980.

(01:20:33):
The board.
What is the number one date ofbirth?
Eddie eddie, 1980.
Well, that is it.
What is that like that?

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
is incorrect.
What do you mean by date ofbirth on the day we ask you, in
the year, month?

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
exactly month and year therely and year.
There's one X on the board.
All right, you should haveIncorrect.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I'll do, daryl, daryl , I'll call you January 1st 2000
.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
January 1st 2000.
Survey says Number two.
Very good answer, daryl.
Number two yeah, there's fiveanswers on the board.
1990 or 2000?
2000.
Pay attention, so they're 25years old, jackass.
There's no 25-year-olds at thesupermarket.
All right, do you want to playor pass?

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
I want to play.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Okay, all right, top four of our answers on the board
.
What is the number one?
Date of birth.
Five, four, three, two we'regoing to go with.
That's actually only threeanswers on the board, so you

(01:21:39):
have one or three All right, jay, we're going to go with January
1st again.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Yep, Yep, we're going to go 1995.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Yes, you are number two.
That's number two, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
I'm going to go 19 95 .

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Yes, you are number two.
That's number two.
Is this like guess, my numberOne or two?
That's one answer, yep.
One last answer on the board.
Just say it, darryl, just sayit.
One last answer on the board.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
I have a feeling it's going to be a 1998 year Yep and
it's not going to be the bike.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
It's not.
When the bike is lost, I'mpretty sure it is Game and.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Rig.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
This is insanely bullshit right.
January 1st.
As we all know, that is themost common birthday that is the
most common birthday is January1st.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
You all know that.
How do you get the yearsJanuary?

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
1st is the most common date of birth.
January 1st yes.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
No way, Keep in mind they're in G.
Look at United Statesdemographics right now.
I'm going to look at that one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
I don't believe that, thank you.
Thank, I'm going to look atthat one.
I don't believe that, thank you.
Thank you, I'm going to look atthat.
So I'm still playing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Or do I bing it?
Yeah, did I win.
You have no X's.
What did?

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
you say January 1st 1998.
Well, you should be looking atyour sheet.
I'm glad he already knew.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Clean sweep, clean sweep Bullshit.
Clean sweep, sweep Shelo.
Why don't you just put yourhand on the plate.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
I felt bullshit on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Alright, next question you guys this was
questions that me and Nagzillawent to.
This is how I feel about this.
That was a tough one.
I'll admit that was a tough one, but however, this was a little
easier Not a chance.
So Dag and I went up to Ernie'sin Staples, Minnesota I don't

(01:23:26):
care if it's on there and weasked the locals 200 people
actually.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
It's busy, it's busy in the summer it's busy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
All right, you're going to laugh about this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
There's only four answers on the board.
I'm sorry, but top four answersare on the board.
I'm sorry, but top four answerson the board.
Wait, wait, wait.
Out of 200 people, four answerstotal yes, yes, alright, I'm a
little curious.
So out of 400 people, you onlyreceived four different answers,
correct, alright?

(01:24:05):
So did you like?
Is today Saturday?
I did not why.
I mean that would mean twoanswers.
I have that would mean.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Two answers I have, but here's the question, you
guys, need to pay attentionAgain your name.
What is?

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
today's date Top four answers.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
I guess you get four answers out of that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
For 200 people.
Yeah, go ahead, Chilo.
You're in so much trouble withyour girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
He's still texting.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Oh my God, I haven't touched her phone in 20 minutes
Top four answers are on theboard Chill.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
I mean the answers are on the board Chill.
I mean Name the top four colorsof furniture in your house.
Eddie J-Lo, yeah, Eddie, EddieBrown Brown.
Let me see Brown Services.

(01:25:02):
Ding, ding, ding ding ding.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Number one, number one answer on the board this is
not Family Feud, is it Dude?
Never heard that?
The board?
This is not Family.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
Feud, is it dude?
Never heard that show you justnamed Family.
Feud.
I don't know what that means.
This is a brand new game.
I don't know what it means.
Okay, do you want play or play?
Say play.
Did I say play?
Oh, I'm playing, I'm going,we're going okay, three more
answers are on the board.
Alright, number two answer isgoing to be black.

(01:25:27):
Black Survey said Ding, ding,ding.
That's number four.
Sorry.
So just out of curiosity if hegets it wrong, none of us can
win it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
No, you got it.
You are going to steal.
You cannot be hard to win it,though you can steal.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
It cannot be hard to steal.
Did you ever watch Harvey?

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Pay attention to the rules.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
I already have tools.
It's got your scrapper in Payattention, which I already
guessed at this point and I Allright, just go All right.
Next answer is going to beEddie, this is probably young
people.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
They don't know what the hell is going on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Next possible answer is going to be blue.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Okay, can you say?

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
it again first he doesn't need to.
Eddie, I don't need to, he'sstill on the board.
Do you want to go over and?

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
just give me a kiss on the cheek.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Yes, I will kiss you on the cheek.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Because J-Lo doesn't know how anything works.
And you do and I do.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Yes, you see, and as she does.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
First of all and I'm actually really disappointed in
how this works because you didnot ask me anything about myself
.
Way for a living Wait, wait,wait.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
You didn't make out with him like in all days.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Because it's my game and now that there's three
answers, already?

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Was it Richard Dawson ?
Was Dawson the last?

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
name of the guy, no that was the original guy Was it
Richard Dawson.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
He wouldn't make out with the contestants.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
The funny thing is now that I'm actually.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
You got three answers .
Right Now I can talk.
Can you tell me a?

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
little bit something about you and your family?
Yeah, my name can talk.
Can you tell me a little bitsomething about you and your
family?
Yeah, my name is Eddie.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
And I'm married, I'm married to a fun police.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Yeah, I know she can be a lot of fun sometimes I
think she's in Tulsa, or she canlike she's in Tulsa right now.
Yeah, I have two kids, two boys, and I, uh, and I do I didn't
ask you that and I talk in apodcast for a living sometimes.
No, I'm just kidding.
All right, keep going.
And what else that's about itand you talk in a podcast and

(01:27:33):
you know what you look great, bythe way, thank you, and I enjoy
cigars sometimes and let's letour listeners at home know you
have a nice head of lettuce,thank you.
Nice head of lettuce when Imean that it means thick hair.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Would you say that he has a thicker head of lettuce
than?

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
you do Jay?
No, never.
I'm a game show host, so never.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
I do get a pretty good set of hair.
I'll give you that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
And Okay, and I got a sweet hat on tonight, you do,
and you and, by the way, you'rekind of watching Lee Jeans, kind
of, yeah, lee Jeans.
Lee Jeans came up here before Idid, though he came up with
Mighty Boys.
Lee Jeans, cat has his tongue,but he knows what's going on.

(01:28:24):
All right, all right, so Cathas his tongue, but he knows
what's going on, okay, okay, soyou got three answers and
there's four on the board.
Do you want to keep playing?

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
or do you want to pass?
I'm going to keep going.
I'm going to keep going, andcan we get a refresher of what
was on the board already?
Yeah, brown black.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Brown, blue and black .
Yeah, black, brown, blue andblack Top four answers are on
the board.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
The next possible answer.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Actually I think it's actually head fourth.
One and two and four.
Three is still available.
Top four answers are on theboard.
I'm pretty sure you said it was.
I have one, three and four.
Oh yeah, one, three and four.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
That's right, you're right.
And what are the most popular?

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
colors of furniture.
Black was four.
I'm going to go with oh Threeseconds Daryl's writing it up
for me.
I'm going to go tan.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Survey said Ding ding , ding ding ding ding.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
No, it's not.
No, that is white, that iswhite All day.
No, that is white, that iswhite.
All day in the week, that'swhite.
That is white all day long.
All day long.
That's white.
Who buys white furniture?
I?

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
have white furniture.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
I am a college student, I still have white
furniture.
What is dirty?
Every college crib I've been tohas white furniture in it.
I will remind the audience thisis insane.
What are we in 1975, or what?
Me and Daryl both have the samethoughts here.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
This is white, no white, all white, all day white.
I will remind the audience.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
It's not 1969, no more.
Can I remind the audience thatfurniture has been burned and
used for a pallet fire that?

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
furniture has been burnt and used for a pallet fire
.
Go, get your white jeans andyour white belt and pull out and
tuck your shirt in that's onlyfor 4 plus handicap.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
4 plus handicap you only wear a white belt.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Remind the audience.
This was something thatNagzilla and myself went to.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
To be fair, we are up at the local supermarket.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
White is definitely top four.
This is the local supermarket.
One is definitely top four.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
This is the local supermarket and I can see that I
don't know anybody that's gotwhite furniture.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
No, I'm starting to get angry because I can't One
set of white furniture.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
The only one that says supermarket is Eddie.
College Cousins, it's notsupermarket College Cribs Like
you remember the show MTV Cribs.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
It's not supermarket, I know the show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
I really didn't watch it, though you might have seen.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Well, that was probably in the 1990s.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
I don't say supermarket, it's called grocery
store.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Nobody buys white fur .

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Nobody's going to pay attention to my rules.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Number one it's not supermarket.
Everybody should shut the hellup.
Number two it's called grocerystore.
Everybody should shut the hellup.
Number two it's called grocerystore, not grocery.
It's grocery store and I'masking the questions and then
Xill are asking the questionsand it has nothing to do with
pop culture.
It has everything to do withwhat the people locally answered

(01:31:21):
the right questions.
So if you don't like it, shutthe hell up, I don't give a shit
.
That's the way the answersquestion.
So if you don't like it, shutthat up, I don't give a shit.
That's the way the answers are.
And, eddie, one fair and square.
Thank you, thank you, all right, please do not say supermarket.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
So we got 1-1-0.
Right now for final score.
Total score Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Total score yeah, we get a chance we might have to
take a break.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
I can't read my writing.
Is this almost considered?

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
a special.
What Paul on this episode is.
This is definitely special.
It's definitely special.

Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
I'll give you that.
It's got to be a special.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Jay can't read his writing.
He doesn't know what he'stalking about.
Could any of us read?

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
his writing.
Come on, Lannis.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
What's H-I-C-C?
I saw the first letter of hisname, hick.
What's that mean Redneck?
Oh yeah, I think we've all seenthe first letter of his writing
the rest of it is scribbles.
Straight line Should we pauseit for a second Again.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
I got to think about this.
I got OP Again.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
I got OP, all right.
And then I got to think aboutthis I'll bring the notebook
with me, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
So you got one more.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Yeah, First of all.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
I had like three.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
First of all, this game.
You really didn't plan this forme?
No, I didn't.
And you know what I got to do abetter job at legible
handwriting.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, who said that?

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
J-Lo Funny.
He's in the dog house, the galhe's been texting her all night.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Yeah, she's a phone call.
Why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
to me yeah right, exactly, I don't blame her.
She's great, he's not she'sgreat.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
She's great, he's not .
She's great, he's not Wow.
Top three answers are on theboard, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Only three answers left on this game.
All right, top three answers onthe board.
What Name the best adhesiveEddie?
Oh, eddie, I'm going to go withshit.

(01:33:38):
I forgot the name of the damnthing.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Three, four, two.
We're going Elmer's for one.
What Elmer's glue?
Oh, going Elmer's for one?
What Elmer's glue?
Elmer's or glue, which one?
Elmer's glue, elmer's glue?
Yeah, glue.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
That's not what I was thinking of.
You know what I'm thinking of.
I said we should use it on theroof.
What number was that?
I said we should use it on theroof earlier.
What number was that?
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
I haven't answered nothing yet.

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
I'm just wondering.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Okay, let me see Glue on the board.
Survey says Ding ding, ding.
Number one.
Good job, eric.
Number one is glue, glue.
If you will, let me read thewhole question.
Do you want me to?

(01:34:28):
Yes, you have the board.
Top three answers are on theboard.
Alright, go ahead.
Can you read the question again?
I was just going to, but youasked it.
I would love to ask thequestion again.
Name the top.
Was just going to ask, but,yeah, I would love to answer.
Ask the question again Name thetop three adhesives on Earth.

(01:34:56):
Name the top adhesives thatpeople use, period.
My second answer would have tobe what the hell is that shit?

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
they make three seconds, yeah you were on the
right track.
We talked about it earliertoday to fix the roof.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Why can't they have it now?

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
You lost Daryl.
Daryl, yes, flex seal.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Damn it.
Well, let me see flex seal.
Oh, eddie, I said top three,eddie, eddie, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Well, you're serving ground then.
Yeah, this ain't real, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
AI generated glue was number one gotta be rigged.
Definitely AI, eddie gum twoX's on the board, j-lo.

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
Are you climbing up again.
For God's sake, kid.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
What the hell happened to you, by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
What happened to me?

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
I don't know you getting nervous with a little
microphone.
No, you're right I mean LeeJeans over here is like
wide-eyed I'll pass on to Darylhere.
Okay, daryl, yep Three two one.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
So Adhesives, the adhesives, yes, are we talking
about sticky contraptions rightnow.
Yes, can I get a subject of theadhesive or no.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
I'm going to give you three seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Adhesive.
When I think of adhesive Two,I'm thinking Band-Aid brand,
band-aid brand.
That's not adhesive.
That's not adhesive To a guessGreat guess, but that's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Alright, eddie, two X's are on the board for you,
jackasses.
I don't care if you're alltogether, you're all getting
three.

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
X's Eddie.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Yeah, I'm calling cute Caulking.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
That is number three, don't guess Great, guess right
there Great guess.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Thank you, there's one answer left on the board.
The first one has been used,which was glue.
The third one has been used,which was glue.
The third one has been used,which has been caulking,
caulking.
And the second one is wide open.
Here's the thing you probablywouldn't know what this adhesive

(01:37:41):
would be, but you were so rudeand disrespectful to your future
wife?
I was not.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
Kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
I was not.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
I think you disparaged her a little bit, but
that's okay and you gottaremember this is at the local
supermarket, the localsupermarket for an interview.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Local supermarket.
Three people, or sorry.
Three answers, and what do youthink the top three answers were
?
For the top adhesives we have,number one is blue, number three
is caulking.
Is there a specific glue,though?

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
No, I lost it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
Super glue didn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
You've got to be specific with the glue here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Okay, eddie, eddie.
Well, no tar, you're not a Likeon your roof, you tar your roof
, that's Do you think thatyou're?
Up with J-Lo's turn in thedoghouse.
Is it your turn or his turn?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
I'm going to say it 14 times.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
What are the rules?

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
If it's glue, it's got to be specific what are the
rules.
There's a lot of glues outthere.
What are the rules, shit?
He slammed the fucking.
The game might be over, allright, all right, j and be over.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
All right.
All right, j-lo is up.
All right, what's the last one?

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
I'm kind of curious now.
Okay, top three answers are onthe board.
Two of them have already beensaid Glue, cock, cock, cock, not
to be confused with cock.
The number two answer is stillon the board.
From the people from thegrocery store Super, or from the
people from the grocery storeSupermarket, what is an adhesive

(01:39:28):
that most people think of LikeSuper 1 Foods supermarket.
Five, four, three, two, one, Idon't even know what you're
doing.
Eddie's up Last X on the board.
Eddie, would you like to passor play?

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
Play.
I'm going to Name an adhesive.
I'm Eddie.
I'm going to pass, oh sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
Daryl name, an adhesive that is used by the
people at the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
You know what I'm going to go with duct tape.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
You know what Duct tape?
Really, that is a great answer.
Let's look up on the board.
I like that one.
Top three answers are on theboard.
There's one left and there'stwo strikes.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
Just tape in general.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
If you get this one, you win the game, by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
No, he doesn't.
I got two of the last threeShow me the money.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Show me the money when you get there, the end of
the game is the boards and thenwe're going to do the playoff.
So Surveys said Eh, ding, ding,ding, ding, ding.
Tape is the answer.
Tape is the answer.
Tape is the answer.
Just tape in general.
You're going to say any type oftape.
I'm just asking Go tape, tapewhatever.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
I'm not being cocky, I'm just asking.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
My other answer was going to be putty.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
I was going to guess a certain type of tape.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
It kind of is, but it isn't.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
It isn't.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
That's a sleeper guess.
That's two-er guess.
That's too many deaths.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
What it was going to be, but it wasn't All right,
daryl got it.
Take Boom.
I call bullshit in this game,but anyways, oh, you guys did
great.
Daryl did better.
I was going to guess type tape,but it's okay.
It would have probably beenbetter if I could read my

(01:41:24):
writing.
I totally switched the cameraon because I could not do my
handwriting, I believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
Next time I'm going to do a better job already.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Maybe you need to let Nags write.
Well, she was there.
I feel she has much betterpenmanship than you do.
I think she does.
But it's so much fun when youtalk to those people at the
grocery store.
Yeah, but you need to let Nankstake over the writing.
I know I can't forget what wasthe write-down Next time.
They're fun people.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
They like it.
And, by the way, you need to goto the new one.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Oh and by the way, why do they want to talk so much
?
Oh and, by the way, why do thepeople?
I don't want to talk so much.
Oh and, by the way, why dopeople grocery shop If we're
back at home at their studio?
I probably would, but mostpeople, if they came up and
asked me some questions, I'd belike shut the hell up and leave

(01:42:19):
me alone.
I'm trying to get a little morebread and a stick of butter and
a quart of milk Right, but uphere they love talking.
You ask them questions Thirdtime.
How much is in a bushel?
How much is in a bushel?
J-lo is so good, excuse me.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Just Daryl makes it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
I'm missing Daryl.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
I don't know Daryl, I don't know.
Daryl's a funny character.
Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Anyways.
So hey, we're just trying towrap it up.
Yeah, we're getting kind oflate.
What time is it?
I don't even know what time itis.
We got to get bear spray out.
That's what it kind of is.
Why do you?
Need to get bear spray.
And, by the way, how is LeeJean still up?
What do you mean?
It's only 130.
Lee Jean is still up.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Oh, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
He looks like he's ready to go to a wedding.
He's like he's up there in hisphone.
Did he call me his hair?
Oh, and, by the way, Jay is notgood at bags.
He's okay, I think we do allright.
He thinks he's tough until heplays me, he just walks away.
He can walk away sometimes.

(01:43:31):
You peaked out.
Oh, you're on the don't swing,we're maintaining, so see you
tomorrow.
Sure, we haven't played bassfor a while.
What time?
What time is it?

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Cause tomorrow we play pick a ball.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Oh yeah pick a ball.
Oh, uh, oh, see you tomorrow.
Sure, we haven't played bassfor a while.
What time?
What time is it?
Cause I don't want to playpickleball oh, we got pickleball
.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
Oh uh, oh, he's got, he's got pickleball.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
That's like old folks thing sensitive top.
Yeah, alright, guys well we'regonna wrap this one up.
We're an hour and 45 minutesinto it, wow, so we're going to
wrap this one up and we're goingto get this one on the line and
we'll see you guys next time.
Yeah, that's good times, we'llsee ya.

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