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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ho ho ho.
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but instead of chocolate, you get piping hot takes.
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So grab your cocoa, grab your wine, honestly, grab both,
and get ready to play the season with us.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Because pod Miss has officially begun on the fourth day
of Christmas. But you lokay to me four minutes of
podcasting because Today's episode is not going to be that
(01:22):
long because we don't have that much to talk about today.
But we hope y'all are watching Abbot element to be
please rind Me and Elementary. Mm hmmm, might just be working.
It just be working. Like welcome back to pod, Miss
(01:43):
Me and Ven are here and we're excited to talk
some fun, amazing, cute self appointment viewing. Truly Abbot Elementary.
They do not miss after, by the way, a three
week break, which really pissed me off. Always be taking.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
They take a lot of breaks, I will say, and listen,
I'm not gonna, you know, criticize them because I like
to take breaks too, but I'm like, Dad, I need that.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I need that immediately, and there will be another episode
next week. But the two weeks after that, no, no,
no new episodes. So I'm like, y'all are really trying it.
And then every time we come back it's still is
funny though, so and they know we'll be there waiting
so they can do whatever they want. Treat me however
(02:36):
you however you feel like it. I'll be right here.
They treating us like Kendrick not Lamar, Kendrick Tucker. He
will do his podcast, you will do that Sunday podcast faithfully,
but his own podcast, you might get an episode, bitch,
(02:57):
but you might not.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I he's gonna get me for this listen, and I'm
getting him because he's.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Gonna drag me too. I always get dragged. Everyone on
the call is complacent. It's because I somehow made his
and I haven't even done my December dump. I somehow
made his November dump because I went on here and
(03:26):
I did the announcement for pod miss and I was like,
I saw Kendrick do this before he put an ad
in it, so I'm gonna put an ad in it.
But my dumbasse forgot to put the ad in it.
And then he took a picture of the captioning and
posted it on Instagram and I'm like, nah, then he
didn't even tag me, and I just because I just
(03:48):
talked this page anyway, I don't watch the stories as
much because I'm not on as much. I usually go
on to post and then someone miss me off and
I'm like, you know what, I'm on threads. But I
as far as his timeline and as far as that
actual podcast, I'm the biggest fan. So I saw literally
it said Bravo. We're black Kea. I said exactly what
(04:12):
I said word for word. He was like this you
and I'm like, yeah, it is God love him, which
he will be as well as Aaron because you know
that we're a foursome here. They will be on to
talk secret lives of Mormon wise for Bonnetfest. I don't
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know if this is four point zero or five point zero,
but whatever it is, it's going to be whatever Bonnetfest
point oh, and it's going to be so fun, pod
miss point oh, a special edition of Bonnetfest and it's
going to be so fun. And I cannot wait. And
we haven't even told them yet, so hopefully they will
(04:55):
be listening to this. I know Aaron won't And no
they do not.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
They know because we talked about this before the season even,
I mean back in fucking September.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I feel like everybody knows, you know, so they know,
and it's on, so hello today or like, well, yeah,
today the reunion came out. Also yesterday Chase got arrested
for DUI and possession of cocaine allegedly going on going
(05:35):
on going on, and I heard and I haven't watched
it yet. What I just this show was a mess,
so it gave me a lot. So I don't really
mind if the finale is or the reunion is mid
because Saucy is mid. You have sat there, yeah, yeah,
(05:59):
And Jesse had to change her dress because Tatsy had
a dress that's too similar to it, and honestly, Jesse's
dress looked and fit better. Startsy, it needs iron right,
she needs to change her dress. Then I'm the talent,
(06:21):
not you. Okay, this is you're just coming in here.
You change, you change.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You just saw me talking about what fruity Pebbles meant.
Do you think that I need to be changing my dress?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Is crazy? I'm a star, and oh why is you here?
Like that's the crazy part.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
That's the thing that I can't understand. And I won't
let go because I made this call exactly that that
doesn't make any sense at.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
All, none whatsoever. But from what I see spoilers line threads,
which means, once we get off this, that's probably what
I'm gonna watch because I don't want to get too
many spoilers or clips or anything. They said that the
reunion was not good. Someone even went as far as
to say, and someone that I follow and respect. I
(07:12):
forgot the name though, they said. If they're going, I
do follow and respect them. It's just that there's just
so many people's names to remember, and then you have
to wear their asks and then just someone Okay, just
type what I'm type saying in and you'll pop up.
They said, if this is what reunions are going to
be like, I would rather them just not do reunions.
(07:33):
And that's how bad the reunion was. And that's what
you guys get for number one, having Nick Viile hosts
the first one, and number two having Statzi the Nazi
hosts the second one, and number three having dad Talk
be a thing, because what I saw from the clips
is that there's going to be like I don't know
(07:55):
if they're bartending, I don't know if they're making dirty
sodas or whatever it is. Dad Talk is going to
be heavily featured in this damn reunion, and I'm just like,
I already know y'all gonna piss me off. But the
good thing about it is I talked with Money on
the Mixed with Money. Go listen to the episode. But
I have not talked on here. I have not talked
(08:17):
with Raven. I have not talked with Aaron. I have
not talked with Kendrick, who Kendrick gave y'all the rundown.
Please go listen to Kendrick's podcast. But I have not
talked with y'all about this season. So our bone fest
that we always have that you guys love, is going
to not just be about the reunion. It is going
to be about the season plus the reunion. So and
(08:40):
you know, we got some things to say, and none
of them are good, like Raven said.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Correct, correct, I mean, yeah, I'm so pissed up at
the dad talk of it all, because why is that
even a word that's being said?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Why do they have merched?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I can't remember which one of then it could have
been a mixture of several of them wearing like hats
and shirts and like coffee months that said dad talk,
And I'm like, who approved this?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Who didn't? The only one is the only one that
I will say, And it's not just because he's fine
and not Magga is Chase. He's the one who's really
and he got that fine brother who Layla is also dating,
and Layla, I know that's right.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
She said, this is the summer I turned pretty too exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Layla. She's
got her an ethnic care specialist, and she said, oh
my god, girl, she said, it's time to act bad.
But that's for that's all, that's all bonnet best going
and don't know how to okay, yes, yes, exactly say
(09:56):
it for It was such a cute moment too. Jesse
is like, so what did she do? It was your hair?
Prayed it down? Like I love how cute it was,
like she was genuinely interested and how like her hair
was done. She wasn't offended that she went to someone else.
She I think even invited the person who did Laylah's
(10:18):
hair to her salon to teach her how to do
other people's hair. And I'm just like, this is that me?
That's exactly what. Instead of being outwardly racist, we can
actually just like do somethings. So Jesse, girl, you are
right with me. And even though I'll never forgive you
(10:39):
for telling me what Thrudy Pebbles.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Meant, Oh my god, and the manner in which she
did it, it just was I just felt like I
got slapped in the face and I wasn't prepared and wasn't,
but it's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
See and I saw those pictures of like soldiers before
war and soldiers after war. That's exactly how I felt
before were feudy pebbles gate and after foody pebbles skate.
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And this episode was no different, Like, obviously not my
(12:33):
favorite episode, but it was still funny, cute, different moments,
and I just love this show. I love these people.
I feel like they're my cousins. I grew up with
like all of them in some sort of way, and
I'm growing up with the true literally literally, like I
watched when to do those videos that he got money
(12:56):
video and now into an entire show. Then obviously everybody
hates Chris, and then obviously Chessie was on the parent Trap,
and then obviously Shary Lee, Cheryl Lee, Ralph is on everything,
and then obviously, like I could just go on and
on and on such a good point, I didn't even
(13:16):
realize that yep yep in one way or another. So
basically the episode is mainly about the Goofballs, which is
obviously Gregory's after school club. Everyone has an after school
club going like most of the main characters. Jacob has
podcasting club, so we would be Jacob. Yeah, the most
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annoying but adorable person on the cast obviously, and then
Gregory has the Goofballs, and Ava has the step team,
and miss miss Howard she has the music class, which
I'm so glad that she's been reinvigorated because for a
(14:02):
time I'm like, please do not retire right now, like
I can't emotion like twenty twenty five, I can't handle
missus Howard fictionally retiring, like please, I don't need one.
I don't need that at all. But she came back
in this season and she's ready to go, and she's
turned into a grandma and she shows everyone, she shows
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everyone her baby. And you know, babies, they're when they
first come out, they look like a potato, like a
big potato in human form, which is very peculiar. But
obviously that's her grandbaby, so she thinks it's her first too,
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so she thinks it's the most beautiful thing in the world,
of course. So she shows the gust the picture. You know,
that's the ugliest baby I ever see. They're like, oh,
that's a baby. That's a baby, all right, mmm mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So they say you gotta let him, you gotta let
him settle in, so they look like somebody.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Then it's like, okay, yes, let let the head shape up,
because that's how you went. When Myles came out, he
had a cone head.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Apparently, listen, I don't remember this, so it's like you
have those goggles on too, Like I didn't have a
cone head, but him and my mom and even the
doctor was like, oh no, like it'll don't worry.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Like it'll like will go away.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
And I was like, I don't see cone but sure,
They're like, no, he had a cone head. It was crazy,
like I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's so cute, like it didn't happen. Okay, that's that's true.
Like every parent and grandparent goes through that, like they
are the cutest and then they end up being cute,
especially like the most ugliest newborns end up being the
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cutest kids. So it's okay, like it's someone here has
an ugly baby. Don't worry like they might turn into
a model. Yeah, I'm actually ugly. They're just a newborn.
It's fine, Yeah, gotta go into their looks just like
also when then they get ugly again at like what
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age like seven or eight, and then they turn back
into you know, looking like someone around like twelve thirteen.
And that's why I come back into my nieces and
nephew's lives, like I love them from zero to four,
Like zero to three, i'd say I love love, love
love love them, and then I abandoned them like my
(16:53):
dad abandoned me. But except I come back. I come
back around around like age eleven, when they can do
things for themselves. So it's not okay.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
So you don't like they're because they're ugly during that
time or because they're annoying, it's because age. Yeah, that's
the annoying age.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's why I'm like, no, go your mama unless you
want to, unless you want to sit here, you want
pay bills, you want me, you wanna get on the
fucking Instagram and do a TikTok. Then you can hang
out every day. Yeah yeah, but you're just gonna be
a regular kid, eating up my food snacks, playing my
Nintendo switch that you didn't put in on. Girl, get
(17:44):
off my game, start your own new game. Okay, And
when she gets old enough, she's gonna know what I'm
talking about. But I have been an aunt since I
was four years old. I am tired of this ship. Okay.
So it's like, whenever I have my baby, it has
to be with like their cousins are literally going to
(18:09):
be significantly older than them. Their cousins are already going
to have kids of them their own, so it's going
to be like their second cousin is their playmates or
my friends are going to have their babies. And honestly,
I already told Kendrick and Aaron that I'm giving my
baby to them to raise and I'll just be around.
So there's that you've got a plan. Well, yeah, that's
(18:31):
why you have to have gay friends. Like, it's not
just so you can kip Key and Kaka and stay
stylish and gossip and all this stuff. It's it's also
there's no one who's going to be there, like a
gay man ride or die. They'll hurt you feelings in
the process, but they're going to be there sometimes you
need it. Yeah, true, yeah, period. So glad we got
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the custody squared away. If you want to take summers,
you also can perfect thank god, because I needed to
back up because Aaron was like, I don't know about that,
and I'm like, you literally told me that I was
going to have a baby with this year, and I
know that's years ago, but I'm just like me and
(19:17):
Jason Sidakis's baby is going to need someone to watch it.
It doesn't just watch herself perfectly amazing. Wow, I'm working
out the schedule as we speak. Just got to get
Jason Sadakas on the word I guess. But anyways, so
she has a she shows the pictures and then a
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girl is like, I don't want to be a part
of this club. I don't think i'm good with you know,
Barbara's music club, and she decides that he wants to be.
She's like, what did she what about the step team
and the girls like I'm not good at rhythm and
Barbara's like, yeah, I saw that. I was like I
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love her. And then she's like, what about the goofballs?
I do like gardening had like flowers. So she's like, okay,
try the goofballs and you know, Gregory is in charge
of the goofballs and they're like what a girl? And
I was also like what a girl? Because I know better?
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And they were like I thought goofballs meant boys. And
then he's like and I'm like, never met such a
good point it is. I didn't think about it. He's like, okay, well,
I guess up until now. It has meant that, but
it doesn't any shore exactly, and they prank her and
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they don't want her in the club at all. And
it's just typical, you know, like little boy stuff. Like
it's very annoying. The way little boys play and the
way little girls play, especially at that age, are like
hugely different. They're really into boy stuff, they're really into pranking.
They're gross nasty. Yeah, yeah, farting, Like, my god.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's the fact that farting. If farting comes up, Todd
will be right behind it, okay, And he posted a
picture of the Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh that's what I wanted to ask you on your
podcast about the the reunion seating. Did you see the
what's Yeah, it's wild. You want to go through it
real quick because we don't really have best episode really,
but wait one thing while you're looking that up.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Whenever she was going through the clubs and they were
like what about this one? What about that one? And
she's like someone said, podcasts are for people who can't
sit in silence. I was like, excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I felt exactly like, chase it, that's a stupid podcast.
It's like, don't talk about that. I'm like saying, don't.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
They're always chafting his podcast like that is not the
first time. They're like, oh god, I'm your little stupid
fodcast and nobody listens to, nobody cares about it, and
he's like, damn, I'm just trying to build my audience,
and yo, like.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Exactly, he's going through a lot. Okay, Oh, I can't
wait till we talk about it. I'll save my thoughts
for that. Okay. So the rein seating chart for Salt
Lake City is not what I predicted, but okay, it's fair,
well not even fair. I'm shocked it's Lisa Barlowe as
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she should be. On the other side, though, Bronwin, it
should be Lisa Angie in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Mm see, it's always tough. It's like, well, what does
the resident season look like?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
What? What? Right?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
But also I don't know, I feel like a lot
of times lately, the shit don't make sense. They just
put people in places. Okay, Okay, so then the second
I can see it, the second is Meredith and then Heather. No, Heather, no,
she's take Meredith. Yes, Heather, yeah, it should have been married.
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Wait a minute, so that means Angie isn't in the
second she needs to be in the second spot.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
The one holding the snowflake is not until Ray third,
and she's sitting across from Mary.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
No, it's all wrong. It's Brittany out there at all,
the last.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Row, Brittany and Whitney and they must have just sat
them across each other because their names Ryan. Because what
the fuck was this? No?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Someone this, somebody posted this. This isn't the final draft.
It's somebody messed up. This is a mistake. I rejected
that seating chart, so.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I did that. I did my other girl exactly, not
do enough at all. In my opinion, it should have
been Lisa and Angie, Whitney and Meredith, Mary and Bronwin,
Heather and Brittany. But since we're getting into a lot
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of things going on with Bronwyn, I'm open to I
don't know. I don't know, but I know that Heather
and Brittany should have been last chair, and Angie, I
feel like, should have been first chair because she or
at least like second. But third is unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I feel, well, you know what, how about we just
get a big break on table, cut a hole in
the middle. Andy sits in there and just spins around
toever he's talking. Do you watch Parks and Rep Do
you remember they got that round but Ron he just
kept spinning around to ignore people. That's what they need
to do now since they just want to do shit,
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let's do something else.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Then you know what you need to listen to if
you're a Parks and Rex fan, which I haven't seen
the whole thing, but you need to watch, not listen. Well,
you can watch it because it's also on Spotify. It's
on YouTube and on Spotify. Amy Poehler's Good Hanging Podcast
is like, oh I do serotonin right if you're so good? Yeah,
(25:40):
it's so good. Look, oh I haven't won. It was
a good dang. Okay. Back to Abbot Elementary, so the
girl joins. They basically bully her, and Gregory goes like, listen,
you need to find something in common with her, and
you'll see that she is just like you, okay, just
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like guys are literally bullying her. Meanwhile, Janine is trying
to make her own club because she wants the girl
to have a club, and she's like, I'm gonna do
a fashion club, and both me and Abel were like,
I know, you fucking line, no t no shade fair enough.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
She's like, yeah, I'm gonna do a fashion club like
an I have that and we're like yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah when people help me build my case, like it's
and so. But she uses oh my gosh, he's mister
Johnson as her muse and he is such a diva,
like he's like, yeah, like I actually worked with Annamon
(26:51):
Tour like just like.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah under her, you billion lifetimes. He's like Forrest Gum
like he's just experienced. He's been a part of like
every important thing in history. He's like, oh, yeah I
went there, Yeah I did that, Elle, Yeah I know that.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
And he's not lying. That's the craziest part is that
you don't be lying like L I V I N baby,
and like you just see the mood board and he's
just well dressed in every single photo. And then she
presents it to like she has a mood board. She
presents it to Jeanine. Janina's like, please get the fuck
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out of my face. But then the little girls like,
actually I do like that, like he kind of eat
and cool exactly. And then Ava's like so she's just like,
let's Janine have the club. And then Janine goes to
the Goofballs and one of the boys, which you would
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think of fashion club would be all girls. One of
the boys is like, hey, Gregory, can't I go to
the fashion club? And this boy he dresses well like
like principal Ada said. She's like, you'd be dripped out.
She dripped out, and I'm like, this is literally me
(28:19):
as a principal. And he goes to the and Janine, yeah, yeah,
Janine has two people in her club and she's like,
this is going great. And then she shows Ava her
mood board for Ava and she looks at it and
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she's like, it's like she's a little mini law Roach
and I'm her Zendaya and I chuckled, and I loved
it so much. I love the references. Meanwhile, we end
with the girl in the Goofballs. She is having a
good time in even cracking on Eddie with the other boys,
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and it was so cute and it was just such
a cute, wholesome episode. Yeah. I love that show.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
But can I also say I'm keeping a running.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
List now of other jobs that you can easily do.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
So we have the judge first of all, and now
we have Principal, and I need to see both of
these things.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
So I think is when we get this.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Going, yeah, oh my god, I would watch the ship
out of.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
That absolutely, Like I really will be bringing back beheadings.
I'll be bringing back public floggings. Yes, I'll be bringing
back shame. So there's gonna be a lot of that.
Like maybe we are in there like swimwear. And then
as a principal, I'm like, Okay, these kids are not
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reading because these books are not giving you want kids
to read. I got a couple recommendations for you. And
everyone learns differently, so we're gonna do shit different y'all
heard of Montessori learning. No, it's going to be chaotic,
chaos learning, but everyone learns differently. So it's literally fine,
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and I'm gonna dress it down every day. And honestly,
I need I need a mister Johnson, I need a Janine.
I need everyone there with me. It's going to be you,
Kendrick and Aaron there with me to like get these
little rascals along and we'll put the education system back
on trap and we'll have the best. Well, a lot
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of them are going to be the best people. Some
of them. Listen, everyone goes to jail sometimes, but most
of them are going to be very successful. So but
not everyone. I haven't been, but you know, if they do,
that's not it. You know, everyone makes mistakes and everyone
has those days. Everybody knows what when I'm talking about,
(31:06):
everybody gets set with. Everybody knows what I'm talking about.
Everybody gets that way. Yeah, nobody's perfect. I just think
that what I took from this episode was that I
really like the concept of not just men, but like
younger boys are not knowing how to talk to girls
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because they're not interacting as much anymore because everything is
so online and they don't know how to deal with
in person interactions. And if they would just hang around girls,
they would see that they're just like them and that's
what they want to do, and it will help a lot.
If we just just have everyone talk to each other,
(31:53):
it'd be just very it'd be crazier and yeah, yeah,
very simple simple things. It's just whole, like simple, wholesome
ways like clubs. One boy joined the fashion club, one
girl joined the goofballs club. So it was really good.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Anything else you like to ask, Yeah, I love that,
So I don't think so. I'm glad we've got the
list of your perfessions going, so no, I think we've
covered it all.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's good for day. Our pod mis wish is for
me to try out different careers because I never Every
time someone used to ask me what I wanted to
do when I grew up, I always never had an
answer because I don't want to do anything. So now
I can just try out some different things. Like I
didn't want to do city. I ended up being a
(32:49):
journalist at Wanna Do City and I used to write papers,
so I want to do City was a correct predictor
as to what you would do when you grow up,
at least for me. And Aaron would add that he
worked at the little publics that was at Wannadu City
and now he shops at publics and I'm like, that's
not the same, but close, so close enough it counts. Yeah,
(33:16):
it counts, it does. That's my pod miss wish, our pod,
miss wish. That's the true meaning of pod. Merry Christmas,
too long and to all a good night. Hallelo yah
Ho ho ho.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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I hope you're ready because we are decking all the
hauls this month, and.
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whole lot of opinions you didn't ask for but absolutely need.
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We're breaking it all down with our signature blended snark,
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So grab your cocoa, grab your wine, honestly, grab both,
and get ready to play the season with us.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Because pod Miss has officially begun on the fourth day
of Christmas. But you lokay to me four minutes of
podcasting because Today's episode is not going to be that
(01:22):
long because we don't have that much to talk about today.
But we hope y'all are watching Abbot element to be
please rind Me and Elementary. Mm hmmm, might just be working.
It just be working. Like welcome back to pod, Miss
(01:43):
Me and Ven are here and we're excited to talk
some fun, amazing, cute self appointment viewing. Truly Abbot Elementary.
They do not miss after, by the way, a three
week break, which really pissed me off. Always be taking.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
They take a lot of breaks, I will say, and listen,
I'm not gonna, you know, criticize them because I like
to take breaks too, but I'm like, Dad, I need that.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I need that immediately, and there will be another episode
next week. But the two weeks after that, no, no,
no new episodes. So I'm like, y'all are really trying it.
And then every time we come back it's still is
funny though, so and they know we'll be there waiting
so they can do whatever they want. Treat me however
(02:36):
you however you feel like it. I'll be right here.
They treating us like Kendrick not Lamar, Kendrick Tucker. He
will do his podcast, you will do that Sunday podcast faithfully,
but his own podcast, you might get an episode, bitch,
(02:57):
but you might not.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I he's gonna get me for this listen, and I'm
getting him because he's.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Gonna drag me too. I always get dragged. Everyone on
the call is complacent. It's because I somehow made his
and I haven't even done my December dump. I somehow
made his November dump because I went on here and
(03:26):
I did the announcement for pod miss and I was like,
I saw Kendrick do this before he put an ad
in it, so I'm gonna put an ad in it.
But my dumbasse forgot to put the ad in it.
And then he took a picture of the captioning and
posted it on Instagram and I'm like, nah, then he
didn't even tag me, and I just because I just
(03:48):
talked this page anyway, I don't watch the stories as
much because I'm not on as much. I usually go
on to post and then someone miss me off and
I'm like, you know what, I'm on threads. But I
as far as his timeline and as far as that
actual podcast, I'm the biggest fan. So I saw literally
it said Bravo. We're black Kea. I said exactly what
(04:12):
I said word for word. He was like this you
and I'm like, yeah, it is God love him, which
he will be as well as Aaron because you know
that we're a foursome here. They will be on to
talk secret lives of Mormon wise for Bonnetfest. I don't
(04:33):
know if this is four point zero or five point zero,
but whatever it is, it's going to be whatever Bonnetfest
point oh, and it's going to be so fun, pod
miss point oh, a special edition of Bonnetfest and it's
going to be so fun. And I cannot wait. And
we haven't even told them yet, so hopefully they will
(04:55):
be listening to this. I know Aaron won't And no
they do not.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
They know because we talked about this before the season even,
I mean back in fucking September.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I feel like everybody knows, you know, so they know,
and it's on, so hello today or like, well, yeah,
today the reunion came out. Also yesterday Chase got arrested
for DUI and possession of cocaine allegedly going on going
(05:35):
on going on, and I heard and I haven't watched
it yet. What I just this show was a mess,
so it gave me a lot. So I don't really
mind if the finale is or the reunion is mid
because Saucy is mid. You have sat there, yeah, yeah,
(05:59):
And Jesse had to change her dress because Tatsy had
a dress that's too similar to it, and honestly, Jesse's
dress looked and fit better. Startsy, it needs iron right,
she needs to change her dress. Then I'm the talent,
(06:21):
not you. Okay, this is you're just coming in here.
You change, you change.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You just saw me talking about what fruity Pebbles meant.
Do you think that I need to be changing my dress?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Is crazy? I'm a star, and oh why is you here?
Like that's the crazy part.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
That's the thing that I can't understand. And I won't
let go because I made this call exactly that that
doesn't make any sense at.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
All, none whatsoever. But from what I see spoilers line threads,
which means, once we get off this, that's probably what
I'm gonna watch because I don't want to get too
many spoilers or clips or anything. They said that the
reunion was not good. Someone even went as far as
to say, and someone that I follow and respect. I
(07:12):
forgot the name though, they said. If they're going, I
do follow and respect them. It's just that there's just
so many people's names to remember, and then you have
to wear their asks and then just someone Okay, just
type what I'm type saying in and you'll pop up.
They said, if this is what reunions are going to
be like, I would rather them just not do reunions.
(07:33):
And that's how bad the reunion was. And that's what
you guys get for number one, having Nick Viile hosts
the first one, and number two having Statzi the Nazi
hosts the second one, and number three having dad Talk
be a thing, because what I saw from the clips
is that there's going to be like I don't know
(07:55):
if they're bartending, I don't know if they're making dirty
sodas or whatever it is. Dad Talk is going to
be heavily featured in this damn reunion, and I'm just like,
I already know y'all gonna piss me off. But the
good thing about it is I talked with Money on
the Mixed with Money. Go listen to the episode. But
I have not talked on here. I have not talked
(08:17):
with Raven. I have not talked with Aaron. I have
not talked with Kendrick, who Kendrick gave y'all the rundown.
Please go listen to Kendrick's podcast. But I have not
talked with y'all about this season. So our bone fest
that we always have that you guys love, is going
to not just be about the reunion. It is going
to be about the season plus the reunion. So and
(08:40):
you know, we got some things to say, and none
of them are good, like Raven said.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Correct, correct, I mean, yeah, I'm so pissed up at
the dad talk of it all, because why is that
even a word that's being said?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Why do they have merched?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I can't remember which one of then it could have
been a mixture of several of them wearing like hats
and shirts and like coffee months that said dad talk,
And I'm like, who approved this?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Who didn't? The only one is the only one that
I will say, And it's not just because he's fine
and not Magga is Chase. He's the one who's really
and he got that fine brother who Layla is also dating,
and Layla, I know that's right.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
She said, this is the summer I turned pretty too exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Layla. She's
got her an ethnic care specialist, and she said, oh
my god, girl, she said, it's time to act bad.
But that's for that's all, that's all bonnet best going
and don't know how to okay, yes, yes, exactly say
(09:56):
it for It was such a cute moment too. Jesse
is like, so what did she do? It was your hair?
Prayed it down? Like I love how cute it was,
like she was genuinely interested and how like her hair
was done. She wasn't offended that she went to someone else.
She I think even invited the person who did Laylah's
(10:18):
hair to her salon to teach her how to do
other people's hair. And I'm just like, this is that me?
That's exactly what. Instead of being outwardly racist, we can
actually just like do somethings. So Jesse, girl, you are
right with me. And even though I'll never forgive you
(10:39):
for telling me what Thrudy Pebbles.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Meant, Oh my god, and the manner in which she
did it, it just was I just felt like I
got slapped in the face and I wasn't prepared and wasn't,
but it's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
See and I saw those pictures of like soldiers before
war and soldiers after war. That's exactly how I felt
before were feudy pebbles gate and after foody pebbles skate.
But that's for BONETFESTI guys. Yeah. In video in podcast ad,
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Must got a little after room. So maybe there is
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And this episode was no different, Like, obviously not my
(12:33):
favorite episode, but it was still funny, cute, different moments,
and I just love this show. I love these people.
I feel like they're my cousins. I grew up with
like all of them in some sort of way, and
I'm growing up with the true literally literally, like I
watched when to do those videos that he got money
(12:56):
video and now into an entire show. Then obviously everybody
hates Chris, and then obviously Chessie was on the parent Trap,
and then obviously Shary Lee, Cheryl Lee, Ralph is on everything,
and then obviously, like I could just go on and
on and on such a good point, I didn't even
(13:16):
realize that yep yep in one way or another. So
basically the episode is mainly about the Goofballs, which is
obviously Gregory's after school club. Everyone has an after school
club going like most of the main characters. Jacob has
podcasting club, so we would be Jacob. Yeah, the most
(13:40):
annoying but adorable person on the cast obviously, and then
Gregory has the Goofballs, and Ava has the step team,
and miss miss Howard she has the music class, which
I'm so glad that she's been reinvigorated because for a
(14:02):
time I'm like, please do not retire right now, like
I can't emotion like twenty twenty five, I can't handle
missus Howard fictionally retiring, like please, I don't need one.
I don't need that at all. But she came back
in this season and she's ready to go, and she's
turned into a grandma and she shows everyone, she shows
(14:33):
everyone her baby. And you know, babies, they're when they
first come out, they look like a potato, like a
big potato in human form, which is very peculiar. But
obviously that's her grandbaby, so she thinks it's her first too,
(14:54):
so she thinks it's the most beautiful thing in the world,
of course. So she shows the gust the picture. You know,
that's the ugliest baby I ever see. They're like, oh,
that's a baby. That's a baby, all right, mmm mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So they say you gotta let him, you gotta let
him settle in, so they look like somebody.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Then it's like, okay, yes, let let the head shape up,
because that's how you went. When Myles came out, he
had a cone head.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Apparently, listen, I don't remember this, so it's like you
have those goggles on too, Like I didn't have a
cone head, but him and my mom and even the
doctor was like, oh no, like it'll don't worry.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Like it'll like will go away.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
And I was like, I don't see cone but sure,
They're like, no, he had a cone head. It was crazy,
like I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's so cute, like it didn't happen. Okay, that's that's true.
Like every parent and grandparent goes through that, like they
are the cutest and then they end up being cute,
especially like the most ugliest newborns end up being the
(16:10):
cutest kids. So it's okay, like it's someone here has
an ugly baby. Don't worry like they might turn into
a model. Yeah, I'm actually ugly. They're just a newborn.
It's fine, Yeah, gotta go into their looks just like
also when then they get ugly again at like what
(16:31):
age like seven or eight, and then they turn back
into you know, looking like someone around like twelve thirteen.
And that's why I come back into my nieces and
nephew's lives, like I love them from zero to four,
Like zero to three, i'd say I love love, love
love love them, and then I abandoned them like my
(16:53):
dad abandoned me. But except I come back. I come
back around around like age eleven, when they can do
things for themselves. So it's not okay.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
So you don't like they're because they're ugly during that
time or because they're annoying, it's because age. Yeah, that's
the annoying age.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's why I'm like, no, go your mama unless you
want to, unless you want to sit here, you want
pay bills, you want me, you wanna get on the
fucking Instagram and do a TikTok. Then you can hang
out every day. Yeah yeah, but you're just gonna be
a regular kid, eating up my food snacks, playing my
Nintendo switch that you didn't put in on. Girl, get
(17:44):
off my game, start your own new game. Okay, And
when she gets old enough, she's gonna know what I'm
talking about. But I have been an aunt since I
was four years old. I am tired of this ship. Okay.
So it's like, whenever I have my baby, it has
to be with like their cousins are literally going to
(18:09):
be significantly older than them. Their cousins are already going
to have kids of them their own, so it's going
to be like their second cousin is their playmates or
my friends are going to have their babies. And honestly,
I already told Kendrick and Aaron that I'm giving my
baby to them to raise and I'll just be around.
So there's that you've got a plan. Well, yeah, that's
(18:31):
why you have to have gay friends. Like, it's not
just so you can kip Key and Kaka and stay
stylish and gossip and all this stuff. It's it's also
there's no one who's going to be there, like a
gay man ride or die. They'll hurt you feelings in
the process, but they're going to be there sometimes you
need it. Yeah, true, yeah, period. So glad we got
(18:54):
the custody squared away. If you want to take summers,
you also can perfect thank god, because I needed to
back up because Aaron was like, I don't know about that,
and I'm like, you literally told me that I was
going to have a baby with this year, and I
know that's years ago, but I'm just like me and
(19:17):
Jason Sidakis's baby is going to need someone to watch it.
It doesn't just watch herself perfectly amazing. Wow, I'm working
out the schedule as we speak. Just got to get
Jason Sadakas on the word I guess. But anyways, so
she has a she shows the pictures and then a
(19:38):
girl is like, I don't want to be a part
of this club. I don't think i'm good with you know,
Barbara's music club, and she decides that he wants to be.
She's like, what did she what about the step team
and the girls like I'm not good at rhythm and
Barbara's like, yeah, I saw that. I was like I
(19:59):
love her. And then she's like, what about the goofballs?
I do like gardening had like flowers. So she's like, okay,
try the goofballs and you know, Gregory is in charge
of the goofballs and they're like what a girl? And
I was also like what a girl? Because I know better?
(20:19):
And they were like I thought goofballs meant boys. And
then he's like and I'm like, never met such a
good point it is. I didn't think about it. He's like, okay, well,
I guess up until now. It has meant that, but
it doesn't any shore exactly, and they prank her and
(20:42):
they don't want her in the club at all. And
it's just typical, you know, like little boy stuff. Like
it's very annoying. The way little boys play and the
way little girls play, especially at that age, are like
hugely different. They're really into boy stuff, they're really into pranking.
They're gross nasty. Yeah, yeah, farting, Like, my god.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's the fact that farting. If farting comes up, Todd
will be right behind it, okay, And he posted a
picture of the Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh that's what I wanted to ask you on your
podcast about the the reunion seating. Did you see the
what's Yeah, it's wild. You want to go through it
real quick because we don't really have best episode really,
but wait one thing while you're looking that up.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Whenever she was going through the clubs and they were
like what about this one? What about that one? And
she's like someone said, podcasts are for people who can't
sit in silence. I was like, excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I felt exactly like, chase it, that's a stupid podcast.
It's like, don't talk about that. I'm like saying, don't.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
They're always chafting his podcast like that is not the
first time. They're like, oh god, I'm your little stupid
fodcast and nobody listens to, nobody cares about it, and
he's like, damn, I'm just trying to build my audience,
and yo, like.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Exactly, he's going through a lot. Okay, Oh, I can't
wait till we talk about it. I'll save my thoughts
for that. Okay. So the rein seating chart for Salt
Lake City is not what I predicted, but okay, it's fair,
well not even fair. I'm shocked it's Lisa Barlowe as
(22:41):
she should be. On the other side, though, Bronwin, it
should be Lisa Angie in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Mm see, it's always tough. It's like, well, what does
the resident season look like?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
What? What? Right?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
But also I don't know, I feel like a lot
of times lately, the shit don't make sense. They just
put people in places. Okay, Okay, so then the second
I can see it, the second is Meredith and then Heather. No, Heather, no,
she's take Meredith. Yes, Heather, yeah, it should have been married.
(23:21):
Wait a minute, so that means Angie isn't in the
second she needs to be in the second spot.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
The one holding the snowflake is not until Ray third,
and she's sitting across from Mary.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
No, it's all wrong. It's Brittany out there at all,
the last.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Row, Brittany and Whitney and they must have just sat
them across each other because their names Ryan. Because what
the fuck was this? No?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Someone this, somebody posted this. This isn't the final draft.
It's somebody messed up. This is a mistake. I rejected
that seating chart, so.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I did that. I did my other girl exactly, not
do enough at all. In my opinion, it should have
been Lisa and Angie, Whitney and Meredith, Mary and Bronwin,
Heather and Brittany. But since we're getting into a lot
(24:33):
of things going on with Bronwyn, I'm open to I
don't know. I don't know, but I know that Heather
and Brittany should have been last chair, and Angie, I
feel like, should have been first chair because she or
at least like second. But third is unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I feel, well, you know what, how about we just
get a big break on table, cut a hole in
the middle. Andy sits in there and just spins around
toever he's talking. Do you watch Parks and Rep Do
you remember they got that round but Ron he just
kept spinning around to ignore people. That's what they need
to do now since they just want to do shit,
(25:16):
let's do something else.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Then you know what you need to listen to if
you're a Parks and Rex fan, which I haven't seen
the whole thing, but you need to watch, not listen. Well,
you can watch it because it's also on Spotify. It's
on YouTube and on Spotify. Amy Poehler's Good Hanging Podcast
is like, oh I do serotonin right if you're so good? Yeah,
(25:40):
it's so good. Look, oh I haven't won. It was
a good dang. Okay. Back to Abbot Elementary, so the
girl joins. They basically bully her, and Gregory goes like, listen,
you need to find something in common with her, and
you'll see that she is just like you, okay, just
(26:02):
like guys are literally bullying her. Meanwhile, Janine is trying
to make her own club because she wants the girl
to have a club, and she's like, I'm gonna do
a fashion club, and both me and Abel were like,
I know, you fucking line, no t no shade fair enough.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
She's like, yeah, I'm gonna do a fashion club like
an I have that and we're like yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah when people help me build my case, like it's
and so. But she uses oh my gosh, he's mister
Johnson as her muse and he is such a diva,
like he's like, yeah, like I actually worked with Annamon
(26:51):
Tour like just like.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah under her, you billion lifetimes. He's like Forrest Gum
like he's just experienced. He's been a part of like
every important thing in history. He's like, oh, yeah I
went there, Yeah I did that, Elle, Yeah I know that.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
And he's not lying. That's the craziest part is that
you don't be lying like L I V I N baby,
and like you just see the mood board and he's
just well dressed in every single photo. And then she
presents it to like she has a mood board. She
presents it to Jeanine. Janina's like, please get the fuck
(27:36):
out of my face. But then the little girls like,
actually I do like that, like he kind of eat
and cool exactly. And then Ava's like so she's just like,
let's Janine have the club. And then Janine goes to
the Goofballs and one of the boys, which you would
(27:58):
think of fashion club would be all girls. One of
the boys is like, hey, Gregory, can't I go to
the fashion club? And this boy he dresses well like
like principal Ada said. She's like, you'd be dripped out.
She dripped out, and I'm like, this is literally me
(28:19):
as a principal. And he goes to the and Janine, yeah, yeah,
Janine has two people in her club and she's like,
this is going great. And then she shows Ava her
mood board for Ava and she looks at it and
(28:42):
she's like, it's like she's a little mini law Roach
and I'm her Zendaya and I chuckled, and I loved
it so much. I love the references. Meanwhile, we end
with the girl in the Goofballs. She is having a
good time in even cracking on Eddie with the other boys,
(29:04):
and it was so cute and it was just such
a cute, wholesome episode. Yeah. I love that show.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
But can I also say I'm keeping a running.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
List now of other jobs that you can easily do.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
So we have the judge first of all, and now
we have Principal, and I need to see both of
these things.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
So I think is when we get this.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Going, yeah, oh my god, I would watch the ship
out of.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
That absolutely, Like I really will be bringing back beheadings.
I'll be bringing back public floggings. Yes, I'll be bringing
back shame. So there's gonna be a lot of that.
Like maybe we are in there like swimwear. And then
as a principal, I'm like, Okay, these kids are not
(30:00):
reading because these books are not giving you want kids
to read. I got a couple recommendations for you. And
everyone learns differently, so we're gonna do shit different y'all
heard of Montessori learning. No, it's going to be chaotic,
chaos learning, but everyone learns differently. So it's literally fine,
(30:21):
and I'm gonna dress it down every day. And honestly,
I need I need a mister Johnson, I need a Janine.
I need everyone there with me. It's going to be you,
Kendrick and Aaron there with me to like get these
little rascals along and we'll put the education system back
on trap and we'll have the best. Well, a lot
(30:45):
of them are going to be the best people. Some
of them. Listen, everyone goes to jail sometimes, but most
of them are going to be very successful. So but
not everyone. I haven't been, but you know, if they do,
that's not it. You know, everyone makes mistakes and everyone
has those days. Everybody knows what when I'm talking about,
(31:06):
everybody gets set with. Everybody knows what I'm talking about.
Everybody gets that way. Yeah, nobody's perfect. I just think
that what I took from this episode was that I
really like the concept of not just men, but like
younger boys are not knowing how to talk to girls
(31:30):
because they're not interacting as much anymore because everything is
so online and they don't know how to deal with
in person interactions. And if they would just hang around girls,
they would see that they're just like them and that's
what they want to do, and it will help a lot.
If we just just have everyone talk to each other,
(31:53):
it'd be just very it'd be crazier and yeah, yeah,
very simple simple things. It's just whole, like simple, wholesome
ways like clubs. One boy joined the fashion club, one
girl joined the goofballs club. So it was really good.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Anything else you like to ask, Yeah, I love that,
So I don't think so. I'm glad we've got the
list of your perfessions going, so no, I think we've
covered it all.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's good for day. Our pod mis wish is for
me to try out different careers because I never Every
time someone used to ask me what I wanted to
do when I grew up, I always never had an
answer because I don't want to do anything. So now
I can just try out some different things. Like I
didn't want to do city. I ended up being a
(32:49):
journalist at Wanna Do City and I used to write papers,
so I want to do City was a correct predictor
as to what you would do when you grow up,
at least for me. And Aaron would add that he
worked at the little publics that was at Wannadu City
and now he shops at publics and I'm like, that's
not the same, but close, so close enough it counts. Yeah,
(33:16):
it counts, it does. That's my pod miss wish, our pod,
miss wish. That's the true meaning of pod. Merry Christmas,
too long and to all a good night. Hallelo yah
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