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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ho ho ho.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hold up, it's your girl Raven from Bitches Better, and
I hope you're ready because we are docking all the
hauls this month and I'm.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Kinda from Bravo. Mary promise everybody. I got a lot
to say. She ain't got a lot to say, but
let's get this on with Real Housewives Beverly Hills premiered
last night. Sutton don't know why Garcella mat at her,
Rachel Zoe came, got the girls together, she wanted to
have a hot girl summer. Kathy Hilton got pants in
her purse, Kyle not doing nothing, d not doing nothing.
That's the show, by y'all. Mary Potmus Say, Mary Popmus,
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Raven Medio song, Raven Episode Love y'all, Bye commercial.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm sorry you know that was perfect, though, it's the
way you came in.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You're like, hey, everybody, I'm gonna all have to say,
not the mood. This shit is trash.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Basically you've covered at all, like, but this is what's
to be expected. What pissed me off the most is
it's all of that bullshit that you just listed, and
then they had the nerve to make this a super
sized episode, y'all, what was super aside from how long
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it was, because that was so when I tell you
it got to the to the hour mark and it
kept going, I was like, are you.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I turned it off.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I went back downstairs to hang out with Tonyo some more.
I was like, this cannot be real. No, in the morning,
exactly exactly. You will not take more of an hour
at my time a day. That's insane.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
What stupid shit? Like, honestly, what did I even miss?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Like Sutton's marriage is getting annulled and she's like, oh
it sweet, are not three hundred thousand a month?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
If so, shut up, Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What I'll be nervous about though, like annulment because my
understanding and I've never been married, but my understanding was
an annulment is something that you get when it's like
a very short amount of time.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That you were married or.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You're that's it. That's only the thing that I thought
you can get in an annulment for. And they were
married a long ass well, I think that they were
together a long hause time. So when they said that
they got annulled, how long.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Were they married? Again, I have no idea. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I mean, I feel like a couple of decades at least, right, Like, even.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
If it's just a few years, I don't feel like
you should be able to get it annulled. You can
get a divorce, yes, but for no offense to the
Catholic Church. I believe in God and Jesus, love y'all
and married Bodmus. But you should not be able to
get an if you're together for years and years, Like,
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no people, your a husband or ex husband has to
hate you to want to erase decades of history like
you had his children. You were with him for years
and years and years literally just a few years before
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she even got on Beverly Hills. And then this is
a foulful annoment. And not only did he fil for it,
but they granted it. That just, in my opinion, no offense. Again,
in my opinion, that just shows that like the sanctity
of marriage is not even a sanctity if you can
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get something like that an old if he was drunk
he was in Vegas, or if you with somebody who
was only married a few months you have a history
of like I don't know, like mental illness or something
that you just be getting married. But to get it uned.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, I did not that that was news to me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
But because it's Sutton and this show, I'm just like
not interested enough to look.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
It at yeah and see what that's about.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
So I just chopped it up to super rich people
can just do things that like regular people can't do.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So maybe that's what this is.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And it's not like that deletes unless it deletes it
from Google history and we can no longer know who
she's married from, like I imagine we were like Seth
was married, never married, Like does it do that, like
does it delete your Yeah, delete everyone's like rain, Because
then if we can do that, let me get married
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in the Catholic Church, because I'm going to be marrying
everybody and I'm going to be annulling it and I'm
gonna be like, I actually have never had a husband,
we never got married. I'm pure as snow, and just
what I will be able to remember it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, you delete that, just the way that Dreya said,
like you can delete your wholeness like it both away.
That the same thing with this type of annulment for marriages.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Christian that's his name, right, I think it's named Christian.
He deleted his honus MM hmm, that is so Funny's funny.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
He's like, you got on this show and you showed
your ass, and now I'm deleting you from my memory
from everything.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You gonna hate. Even Jeff Bezos did not do that shit,
and he hates his ex wife and she took as well,
more money, more money than Sutton is taking from her
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ex husband, not even ex husband, because it's an old
I don't even know what to refer to him as.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Her baby daddy. Baby.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
That is so good, like that is crazy to me,
like and that also brings me to maybe that's why
she should also stop worrying about why Garcel ghosted her,
which she did not. She told her exactly why the
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fuck she does notock up with her anymore. But okay,
let's pretend thank you. You know why, don't piss me
off with that ship.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I can't stand it when people do some shit to
you and then they're like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Know why she's upset.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't know what she want to answer me, Fy you,
I'm deleting our friendship. Since we're deleting relationships. Let me
get Christian on the line and see how he did
that shit.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Absolutely get him on the line, Shell, I need to know.
I need to know because that was crazy when she
said that word annulment, Like I didn't even know that
was a big So it's like, if you're like your
baby daddy, who was with you for decades, who created
life with you, who gave you a baseball team, he
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don't even want to be associate with you less like
he doesn't even want to be your ex husband. All
you gotta do is be the next husband.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, would you want to be her ex husband if
you saw her on National TV crying because the strippers
didn't dance on her at Magic Mike, No, that's humiliating.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I don't want to be associated with that.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well, when you put him like what, I wouldn't want
to leave. So we talk about Dereit said that she
sees p K with other bitches basically like her doppelgangers
like the Vampire Diaries bring are middle of the episode
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ad make sure you tune into Podmus Day five on
Bitch is Better where we talk Vampire Diaries season four.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Hell yeah, hell yeah, thank you. The seasons keep getting
better and better. Yeah, one thing about you. You will
find a way to bring it back to The Vampire
Diaries every time, and.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I love it because it is relevant. So Pique is
around with her doppel gangers, but Mauricio is so like
he's so bad that his own daughter is like, my dad's.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Being a hoe.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And guess what, like we discussed, it can be deleted,
so he's gonna have his fun right now, okay, right,
right right, And.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
They just sit around the table and they talk about it.
Then they talk about what's her face's marriage and Fearah
is no longer getting married, and I just I'm just like, okay,
what else is new? Like what else is going on?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
When Nini said don't care, don't care, I'm like Vicki
and don when they would just like fall asleep together
and start snoring like the middle of and shit, like
I don't this is boring. Do something else, do something else.
I'm honestly exactly, yeah, oh what I did.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Like Rachel Zoe's like not cameo, but like her entrance
ate down, like she they showed a silhouette of her
from the back. It was the way that she was dressed.
She was dressed down the way that she was walking.
She's like, I'm gonna show y'all what a real rich bitch,
a real white woman with style looks like. And they
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had her on and she was like, yep, so I'm
getting a divorce. That nigga that y'all saw we would
is not the person that I married. And also I
dressed your favorite white girl in the early two thousand,
that was me. And yeah, I'm back on Bravo and
technically I've been on Bravo before a lot of these
bitches on this damn show. So I'm going to perch
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and sit right here because I belong here. And by
the way, did you know that someone tried to set
me up with mo.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That p.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I'm like, okay, I like her, huh uh huh.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I wasn't like particularly moved when you know they announced
that she was going to be on the show one
because it's Beverly Hill's too, because she's like, no disrespect
to her at all.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I just didn't watch that show, and.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I either I don't know her, I don't have any.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Feelings about her. Yeah, like I know her name and
like that's it. But I was like, okay, I suppose
like you can't get any worse. Yeah, she looks great,
so giving us something like.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
A real fashion bitch. Still not like a brand who
are l like Deury? Not a stunt queen, even though
you're field sometimes when she starts, still stunts so cute
or whatever. But I'm talking about like a stylist. We
don't have a stylist on the show. And exactly, she's
a stylist. She has a sense of fashion and it's
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not just brands. It's all this.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So okay, Well, I had some grits and expert breakfast.
But why did this episode start off with like a
fucking music video?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That's how I knew they were gonna do. When it started,
I was like, what on earth? What intar nation are
y'all doing on this television program today?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
What is this? What about?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
They thought they were so ling sunset and I'm like,
you guys are not getting that. You're not giving that.
It's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh, a new wig. Bo's got a new wig and
it looked good. And she's friends with Dart And who
would have known. Darite's first real friend would have been
a black woman, not just a black woman that worked
in her mom's house.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
No, we'll see how long this last.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, we will won't we.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Get hard. I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I do think that Rachel came to wake it up, though,
and the new girl, whenever we meet her, she's gonna
come and wake it up. Even Jennifer. Why I have
two people missing? Like, uh, Jennifer Tilly really wasn't was
she a parts episode? I don't remember seeing her now
to see her her giving more of an impact on
the previews than actually seeing that all.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Hard climbing up something. Yeah, I wouldh they would stop
showing that ship. It is making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I'm like, help her, somebody get yea.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Why are you breathing like that?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah? But the camera I don't feel like she's smiling.
She is also peculiar like smiling.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Though, like what are you doing? Girls? Doll in your room?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Like what do you?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Because you know, I did not like that she.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Somehow has like all this money and we don't how.
Obviously she owns a piece of the Simpsons but and
obviously the Chucky stuff. But it's still like her and smilier,
not as different as people would want to say.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
She might actually not like something the Jennifer she might
you never know. She's peculiar.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I like she's a peculiar I don't like her. You
don't like her. I want to know not to do
that to her.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Listen, because that's you know, it comes to a point
too far with a smiley comparison.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yes, no she.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I was turned off by her in those chucky dolls
in her home the first time we went, and they
kept taking us to the house, and I.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Didn't like that at all.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I think me and Aaron were on the same page, like,
get out of here.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
This is the house of horror.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Is not like that stuff be moving around in there
by itself shadows like no, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Want to come to a haunted house today, thank you?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh my god. That is so funny. Aaron feel the
same way. And Aaron does not like that. She keeps
talking about how many houses she has, and I think
it's partially because we have no house. Like that really
pisses me off.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I get well, I don't so.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Like must be nice, I guess, go off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow,
ye was home real quick. Okay, so yeah, what the
got going on?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
So it's a way that we are literally dragging the house.
Oh yes, we.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Made tea bottom.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
We did.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Everybody literally like, we did it in fifteen minutes minimum.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Okay, that's what we did. And you know what, I
actually have more to say about Southern Charm than damn
Beverly Hills, and that's a shame.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It shouldn't be that way.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So on Virtual Reality, Monique Samuels was on there and
she was asked about we're communication between Stacy christ and Cookie.
She said, well, there was definitely communication with Stacy because
she showed it to me. She showed me a message
from like way before I even signed my contract where
he was texting her asking hey, I heard my name's
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being talked about on the show. She went on to say,
so they were already communicating, so why would they not communicate.
Later on, one of the hosts then asked if she believed
the texts were authentic, as Ashley Darby had questioned whether
Stacy may have deleted or otherwise altered them. According to Monique,
the communication was real and it was interesting because I
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wasn't at the previous events for Gizelle's ten million download party,
so when I'm watching it in real time time, she says,
she didn't have his number and that's why Cherie called him. However,
Monique went on to detail how Stacy later showed the
messages between them, proving that she initially lied about not
having Chris's number. She added, it was just weird, like
why are we lying. She then opened up about Cookie,
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noting that they don't have the best history. She said,
it's not that I don't like her, I don't trust her,
and she was a person who I cut off along
with my ex husband while we were still married. She
went on to explain why she cut Cookie off in
the past. She said she was spreading all kinds of
rumors and saying that she was having an affair with
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Chris years ago. So she was telling people that she
was having an affair yep, Cookie, she was telling people
that she was having an affair with my ex husband,
who was my husband at the time, and she said
the only reason he was staying was because of the kids.
She would tell people these things. She went on to
say that she and Chris confront over the phone, Reguardian
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the rumors, telling her we're not fooling with you. She
also said that she was completely caught off guard that
Chris would even talk to Cookie after all she did
to them in the past, so what the fuck Cookie
is not who I thought Cookie was going to be.
I thought that she was going to take like the
place of Karen and be like a fun, shady figure
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that like I don't know, and then now Cookie is
just like.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Cookie is insane.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Samonella like, yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You're telling people you're having an affair with my husband
when you actually are.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
What the fuck is that about?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Why would you do that and be proud about it?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Though? Exactly, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Weird Dumn Karen, come get your girl, Oh yeah her,
And then this is exactly what way we need Karen
and we need Cookie off and that'll just be that.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Well, y'all.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, that was a Bravo episode.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
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Speaker 1 (19:37):
No, you got it? That's it.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Mary Podmas to all
Speaker 1 (19:44):
And to all, a good night, bye y'all.