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December 6, 2025 • 50 mins
MERRY PODMAS DAY 6 EVERYONE KAYA JUST WANNA LET Y'ALL KNOW IF SHE GET CANCELLED SHE LOVE YALL OK IT'S BEEN THE BEST RUN. Also Raven and Kaya talk about one of the best contenders for Movie Of the Year: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie.


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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ho ho ho.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hold up, it's your girl, Raven from Bitches Better, and
I hope you're ready because we are decking all the
hauls this month.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
And I'm Kaya from Bravo. We're Black here to sprinkle
a little holiday chaos, a little pop culture here, and
a whole lot of opinions you didn't ask for but
absolutely need. That's right.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
For the entire month of December, We're teaming up for
something bold, something beautiful, something borderline unhinged.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hot Miss Extravaganza. Every single day, we're dropping episodes covering
all the shows, scandals, storylines, and celebrity shenanigans you can't
stop talking.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
About, from reality TV mess to unexpected pop culture moments.
We're breaking it all down with our signature blended snark,
insight and festive foolishness.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Consider this your daily dose of December delight than advert calendar,
but instead of chocolate, you get piping hot takes.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
So grab your cocoa, grab your wine, honestly, grab both,
and get ready to play the season with us.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Because pod Miss has officially begun. Mary pod Miss, this
easy Girl Kaya of Bravo. We're Black and I'm raising
a bitch is Better and we are here on the

(01:24):
sixth day of Podmas and it's two days further than
I thought we'd get, which means tomorrow, Unfortunately, I gotta
break some news to you guys. Tomorrow, we will be
doing our respective episodes. Yeah, with whoever we do it with.

(01:44):
It might be solo, it might be with someone else,
but it's still pod Miss. Yes. Podmus means that we're
putting on an episode every single day, So six days
of us together and one day apart. And although I've
been missing, and this is not the dandy version, this

(02:04):
is the staying version that he gets paid lots of
money for. You know, we're gonna be talking about some
different things, so make sure you tune in because some
of you guys have been requesting that I talk about
Heated Rivalry and I love that show. You would imagine
that like I read the book, but I did not

(02:25):
read the book at all. But I'm just so into
the show. I'm into the storyline. I'm into the sex
scenes like they are doing the damn thing. And also
I put up a reel about all her fault because
that dude Jake Lacey, if you see him, you know
something deeply disturbing is about to go down because he's
been in the White Lotus, he's been in a Friend

(02:48):
of the Family, he's been in like the Office, but
he wasn't like well, his office character I don't even remember.
But the only like positive, like, the only time that
I I really really liked and fucks with him was
when he was in High Fidelity with Zoe Kravitz and
they canceled that show on Hulu after one season and

(03:09):
it was racist and homophobic, and I will leave it
at that. But he was in that, and he was
amazing in that, as he is amazing in these weird
creeper shows. But it's just odd that every show like
he's in his male nicole kidman air where it's just
like this man is that he got something going on,

(03:30):
and I'm not going to spoil it for even so
I just the agenda.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, let me tell everybody that I haven't been able
to watch all Her Fault yet because Kao won't allow it.
As a matter of fact, she just she just mentioned it,
and I said, oh my god, I knew there was
something else that I was supposed to be watching, and
she said, uh uh no, no, strike that from the record.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Just forget that. I said it.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
You need to continue Vampire Diaries, and that's why I
haven't been able to watch it. So I won't even
be able to listen to the episode that she puts
out because I am not allowed to watch it yet.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
That's all. Damn. What you're saying is true. But but yes,
I don't feel bad and that is not surprising at all.
That sounds about right. I need your us on Vampire
Diary stat Okay, we are like right now. It's a

(04:30):
race to get to the originals, honestly, and Vampires season
five is better than I thought it was. Like, well, okay,
I'm a feeling like I never saw this show. Guys.
I only remember Klaus, and even some of the things
about Klaus I forgot. So you weren't compelled to forget everything? Yes, wow,
I feel a very short term memory, even like you

(04:53):
can tell even when we do review something like Raven
has a nice deep note timeline, so she doesn't she
doesn't forget her stuff. And sometimes I'll do notes depending
on like what the show is. But a lot of
the time I like to freestyle stuff mainly because I'm lazy,
so I forget stuff that I watched the same day, So, like, regardless,

(05:20):
and I feel like All Her Fault was as important
as you are making it seem you would have remembered it,
because you acted like you forgot about that entire show existing.
As soon as I brought it up, You're like, oh, yeah,
that is a show. So if I didn't, I forget
one way. We literally sat here and said, we are

(05:44):
going to make the schedule for the week, which we
have to do tomorrow. We have to make the schedule
for the week, and we go to talk about everything
during this week that we want to talk about. One
is going to be Bravo and the other is going
to be something different. And neither of the time did
you even mention or think about All Her Fault? So

(06:05):
what did I have?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I haven't watched it yet. Who knows how long it's
gonna take me to watch. It's a whole season. No,
I'll get to it. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
January twenty twenty seven. January twenty twenty seven, Probab Yeah,
after the originals. I'll give you two days. You got
two days to watch eight episodes. That's four episodes a day.
You can do it. Put you back in the guys.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
You see, Kea runs a very tight ship. In case
you were wondering, Okay, I can't. It's all Vampire Diaries
over here, and I won't complain because I did start
season five earlier today.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
And who was then? Should I say? Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Should I spoil the show that's been out for fifteen years?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Crazy? They are rewatching with us? And also like should
I said? Like? Well, yeah, really, they already know it's
just me. Oh fine, asked Nathan from Insecure. Oh my god.
He was like, oh, come to my party. I will.

(07:16):
I will there and I'm gonna be act Sally from
Southern Charm too. Mm hmmm. What are you kissing Kate Barlow?
Was that her? Oh? Baby, I'll show up as kissing
Kate Barlow the Nate's party. Mm hmm. Guys, I also

(07:41):
want to say if Pods gets interrupted because I get canceled,
I'm not sorry. Oh my god, don't put that out there.
I'm not putting it out there. I just want to
let you guys know that there's something you want to say. Well.

(08:02):
Shout out to Vanessa from Reality Recap loves her page.
Follow her exactly. She is always on it, especially when
it comes to oh my god, is love after walk
come back? No, it's coming back like January.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I don't remember the date that it's January, Yeah, because
I looked it up to see for prognas that.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh my god, so annoying. But anyways, she like, I
don't know. She told me when I was talking to her,
like we talk about like strategy, and I'm trying to
take this influencer thing seriously. As you guys can see,
I'm posting more. I'm more consistent with putting out episodes.
I'm even more consistent with doing video. So she is
also like, well, remember always cross posts everything that you

(08:49):
post on Instagram to Facebook because Facebook, And she's not
the only person who told me that. I've been seeing that.
Like if you guys ever go on face Book and
you look at a status and you're like, this person
is purposely spreading misinformation or everyone is a tee page,
or why do I see the same status written she

(09:10):
doesn't do this, but why do I see the same
status like written out thirty different times but by a
different person And it's all engagement bait on Facebook? And
you're like, what has happened to Facebook? You see younger
people on there. You see people from Instagram and TikTok
on there. It's because Facebook is paying like money bags,

(09:30):
like they are literally and the way that you get
paid the most is they'll do like you can do
like like gifts, gifts or whatever you have subscribers, but
they also pay for engagement, so there's a lot of
engagement bait that people post there, or if you're like
a tee page, stuff that does really good is like

(09:54):
gossip on there, and I'm not really like sure, like,
you know, I like to talk about the things that
are going on, but I don't really want to be
known as like a blogger or a tee page or
any of that. I'm just like a content creator in
general because my thing is like I want to make
people like laugh and I you know whatever. So she's

(10:15):
like she helped me out, thank God. And she's like
listen because I would post something on Facebook and it
treats me like TikTok, like I didn't get any reviews,
didn't get any comments. I'm like, y'all are lying, like
what's the real tea? And she's like, no, friend, keep
posting and see what happens. So for the last few
days I've been posting on Facebook and one reel got

(10:40):
like five k likes. There was just one. Yeah, Like,
there's this one reel that did well on Instagram which
was about Abbot Elementary and it was like it was
when when Ava had that little boy in the office
and she thought that he said that word and the

(11:00):
N word was.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Not yeah, yeah, yes exactly, Like I posted that because
I was just crying laughing.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
So I just posted that and I just put you know,
oh my god, the whack to Morning Wallin. That went
like viral on Facebook a little bit without even because
you can just click on Instagram and say cross posted Facebook,
but the better way to gain followers is if you
directly posted the Facebook. So I had cross posted that
and left it there. I didn't know that it was
even going viral. So it was going viral on both

(11:36):
Instagram and on Facebook. So I ended up going from
like having two hundred or so followers on the Bravo
while Black Facebook page to having a thousand, two hundred
followers on the Bravo while Black Facebook page. And I'm like, well, damn,
how do I like continue this growth because I'm posting
stuff and like it's not hitting like that and they

(11:58):
want you to post original content because they're paying you,
which is ironic because everyone is posting engagement bait and
reposting the same thing and that's odd. But I've been
just consistently at it. Like I said, one of the
last five k views, and then there was another one
that I posted about married to Medicine and that ended

(12:22):
up getting fifty k views and like some comments and
some shares and some lights and I'm like, oh shit, okay,
like they let me see what's going on. I made
a dollar off it. I'm like, oh, we are so
in there, so so then what exactly? So then I

(12:46):
also like have been like with you after we record,
I'll try to, like, you know, put some thoughts or
something together and just do like a talking head video
or something, just so I have some content to post
on TikTok and to post on Facebook because they're saying
you just got to be consistent and it will build.

(13:08):
So the last thing that I posted that got traction
on Facebook, and this is all happened within literally the
last twenty four hours. So oh I had posted that
what I was talking about, which we will get into
when we have Bonnetfest. Guys, Bonnetfest is on the way. Attention,

(13:31):
Bonnetfest is on the way. I had posted was right.
And also, my white sistas, you guys have found out
that silk is also good for your hair. So you
guys get your your hair wraps, your bonnets, your scarfs,

(13:53):
whatever you got. Yeah, you're wining Dixie bags. Put it
on your head. Let's go, let's find. I had posted
just like a sneak peek of like what I thought.
I'm like, I think that this was the worst reunion ever.
It went from worse to worser, and like, that's a joke.
Worse two worser is a joke. I yeah, everybody doesn't, right,

(14:22):
it's a viral, like say, and it's hilarious. And also
I'm a joke. So even if it wasn't viral or
something that everyone said, it's just something that is in
my brand. So I was like, oh, this reunion went
from worse to worser. Someone comments under the real She's like,
it's not worse two worser, it's and she corrected me.

(14:46):
So then I was like, I said it on purpose.
And because Facebook even tells you how to get your
reels to pop off, They're like you need to share
it to your story, and you also need to use
relevant hashtags, and you need to reply to the people

(15:07):
that are talking to you, because otherwise I would just
ignore it, but because I'm trying to gain traction on Facebook,
I can't. So I was like, ah, I know what
it is, but this is something that I'm saying on
purpose because it's like a thing, and that's it. And
she's like, I don't care, it's not worse to worser, So, bitch,

(15:29):
I just told you.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
See, this is why I had to stop with social media.
I just fucking told you why I said it that way.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
You do care because you are here, you are again
and you made are you made a damn separate comment.
So she said, I really don't care why you said it.
It sounds dumb. I'm sorry you might of mind you
this is someone who's correct you.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
You might.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I can't. I can't stand oh, I can't stand in alliterate,
bitch that's literally trying to who's trying to correct me?
So she said, I really don't care why you said it.
You sound dumb. I'm sorry you might have said it
on purpose. It still didn't sound good. But thank you, though,
so me personally, I went doctor heavenly, I said, your mother,

(16:21):
thank you so much, so bid it doesn't stop because
you look so dumn oh of course not what now?
What now? What she's saying? What she sunds there? At
that point, I'm like, okay, so I said your mother.
So I'm like, I'm trying to get I'm trying to
be a better person. So I'm like stop. Like it's

(16:43):
like me arguing. If you guys ever saw Spider Man, Yeah,
but you ever saw like when the green goblin mask
takes over the guy. Yeah, that's how it feels. It's like,
I'm trying to do good, but the green abblin masks
is making me tweak. So I said your mother, and

(17:04):
then I turned. But you can put turn notifications off her,
or you can choose who can comment. So I put
only people who have followed me can comment, because the
bitch doesn't follow me. And I also let people even
on Instagram. You might see me cut somebody out, but

(17:24):
I let people skate sometimes or I'll say something but
not as mean if you follow me, because then I'm like, oh, well,
you know, you can kind of check me. You can
curse me out, like whatever, that's your opinion. But if
you don't follow me, I'm a teed end. So turn exactly.
So I turned it off so she couldn't comment. So

(17:46):
she took it as I blocked her, which I did not.
I simply turned it off. So she emails me at
seven am. You did not know where this is going.

(18:12):
And that's how you know a female. And at seven
a m. On a Saturday morning on sad, she said
she slept. I woke up and said so.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Sad, and that's maybe so like I was laughing so
hard I and.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
She this is why I'm like, she don't want to
let y'all know if I get canceled. It was fun,
haven't you know? And love y'all. No, there's no I
meant what I said with her like I'm not ever
gonna apologize. I don't want to hear oh love, so
she said, and she's still making okay. She said worser

(19:00):
is not grammatically correct in others is that in the
subject line, the subject line was noe to Bravo while black,
so it's me and Aaron technically as an entity. As
an entity, so she said, worser is not radically correct,
and other it's a fucking word. You are word read

(19:24):
a book and she's spelled the R word wrong, and like,
first of all, you're not supposed to be saying that,
and that's not OK. Are you surprised the bitch like
that saying it right? She's not supposed to say too right.
So I'm like, I'm not going like I have stuff

(19:45):
to lose, and you clearly don't. So I put you
can't even spell R word right, like your stupid mother,
And then I blocked her and he said I should. Oh,
I feel like you're a dumb bitch.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Now you let me know mine was a joke, Yours
is dead ass, and you did it more than once,
so I know you're very stupid.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I'm educated, No, but get the fuck out of here.
You send me an email, Oh my god, and it
doesn't stop there. What do you mean? God? What hell?
Which makes her like like stupid, like I would never

(20:34):
use that word anymore because the word is like it's
not correct, it's I don't care, like I don't purposely
try to like offend anybody with like mental illness or
any other shit like that shit is like it's crazy
to me that she's even like using this word and

(20:55):
misspelling it. So then she literally shares I post, which
made it get more views because she is a she's
a Facebook creator who has a thousand followers exactly, and
she pays for her subscription on Facebook. I don't pay
for a verification. I don't give a fuck. I'm verified, sorry,

(21:18):
So it brings more visibility when you do have verification.
So she shared mind she okay. In the subject blood
or the status that she posts, she put this, dumb
bitch blocked me because I told her worser was not
a word. If I blocked you, would you be able

(21:40):
to shoot? But you call me a dumb bitch. The
jokes right themselves. I gotta tell you, don't let me.
What's her name? But that's the thing. I can't say
her name, and she said the old he's gonna tell

(22:00):
me later. I need to look at her. The only
thing she responded was my mom lo l. So clearly
that got on you, doctor Heavenly. I don't like when
you do that shit.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
But I just say no, I said, your stupid mother, okay,
So it's like.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
So badly like from my private or has someone comment
and be like, hey, dumb bitch. If she blocked you, you
wouldn't be able to share this. But I'm done with
that because I'm not giving her a moment because I
clearly have a bigger platform in her. So if I
take this to Instagram, Facebook or not Facebook because I'm
not big on there, if I take this to Instagram

(22:47):
or the podcast, then I would be a bully to
say who it was. But I just want to let
you guys know. If you see my video floating around
somewhere and someone said that, I said their mama, I did,
and I mean it, and your stupid mama because she
didn't tell you anything about grammar. She didn't tell you
anything about spelling in your stupid school and your stupid face.

(23:10):
And I'm standing ten toes down on it. So there's that.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Exactly. And I hope you have a terrible day, bitch.
I'm sure you will. You start a horrible post. You
wrote a fucking no, she's not having pond miss at all.
She can't even have Christmas, she can't have anything.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Nothing. Oh my god. Stand people like what a freak.
Oh So then that's when I texted her, Vanessa. I
was like, oh, okay, Facebook will have you literally standing
in one spot arguing with someone like waiting for them
to respond and then you responding, And I'm like, I'm

(23:57):
gonna have to because I will argue with two hundred people,
especially because Instagram is different. I will respond to the
positive comments, and then if someone really keeps me off,
then I'll respond to like a negative comment. But Facebook
they tell you, hey, you need to respond in order
to get more engagement, in order to get more views,

(24:18):
and I want to make that Facebook money, So I'm
going to have to be responding to people like this
bitch who got mad that I said, but also said
could have could have of of, not could have could
of What a dumb ass. I'm sorry. The could have

(24:42):
really makes me insane.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
And I just was talking to my mom about this
a while ago because I see it a lot, and
I'm like, it doesn't make sense a lot like.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Read what the dude read it?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
It doesn't make sense because that's not what it is.
Could have what is could of? But I don't what
are you saying what people like?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
No, I'm right, like, I don't mind when people like
just casually and don't call me that conversation, but when
you are calling me dumb for quoting something that's funny,
and you're on my video and I don't fucking know,
you bitch. You can go to hell and your mama
can go to hell. And yes, yes you can tell
the world that I said your mama and I emailed

(25:26):
back your stupid mother, and that's what I said. I'm
telling y'all first, and in case you get to y'all, yep,
I said it, and I'm not sorry, and I'm sorry Mama,
if you are watching this, I'm sorry that you a
stupid daughter who doesn't know the difference between could of
and could have and the RT word. Thank you. Now

(25:46):
let's get into a very shonous Christianity. I love this shit.
Oh my god, I can't with that story. That is
just that is really something.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
But yes, a Very Jonas Christmas boo, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I mean, when we weren't gonna talk about the Christmas
movie that long anyway, so I needed to feel it
with something that was important. So it's a great movie.
It's called a Very Jonas Christmas Movie. It is streaming
on both Disney Plus and Hulu, and it's all three
of the Joe Bros. If you did not know, there
is a bonus Jonas brother but he's way younger. He's

(26:32):
nine years younger than Nick. So he's not in. He's
on that. He's on that one show where like you
kind of got to guess if someone is related to
a famous person or something like that. He's doing his
own thing. He can't say, so he's not in the
main band. Shout out to the Bonus show us. He's
on the movie at the end, Yeah, shout out to him.
But basically, it is a fun musical movie that is

(26:57):
trying to get the Jonahs brothers home for Christmas on
time so they could all spend time with their family
and their daughters. They all have daughters, and it is
just such a fun sleigh ride of musical magic Christmas
like everything, and it's original Christmas songs by the Jonas brothers.

(27:20):
They produced the movie. It's very touching fun. I mean,
like Will Ferrell, it starts off with a little feral
cameo and that's how you know, oh, this is gonna
be a good time, right.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I was like Will Ferrell, So I didn't know coming
into I didn't know what to expect because I didn't
even think that they were gonna be like playing themselves
so I was like Will Ferrell, okay, while he's going
to a Jonas brother concert. Oh okay, okay, all right,
let's go then. And I go through phases with Will Ferrell,

(27:59):
by the way, where I think he's so funny and
he can do no wrong, and then other times he
just really irritates the shit out of me, and I
don't know why.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
So at first I was like, okay, again, Will Ferrell,
what's going on? But it was the perfect amount, and
I said, okay, all right, good, good good. I think
it's the last time I saw him.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I enjoyed him, so it's like every other time, I'm
like no, no, no, watch and it was Witherspoon, Yeah, yes,
on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
That I liked him in that one. Mm hmmmm hmm.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
That was the last time I saw him and I
had a good time with him.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
I don't know whatever was the time before that. I
don't Oh, i'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
You're not really doing a lot of these, Okay, I'll
tell you what it is. And this is partly my
own fault.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
You know.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
He was on the office for like a little bit,
and I really didn't like that.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I didn't like his character.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I didn't like none of that when he was di'angelo,
so that I hold against him because the Office holds
a very special place in my heart.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I didn't appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
And when I'm like rewatching and it comes up to
that point, I get mad all over again. And I
watched The Office quite a bit. So it's just, you know,
thank you brillant to give.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
That off my show. You are holding a role from
like fifteen yep years ago against one of the funniest
white men on the planet, And that's the funniest shit
that you said all day, because what do you mean

(29:55):
he pissed you off on the Office years ago and
he's done so much to make up for it since then. Well,
I avoid him so I would live.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
But I love Reese Witherspoon, so I had to watch
that movie.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I feel like he's done like even since then, like
he's done most of his coll well no, Stepbrothers was
before that, but I feel like Anchorman, like there's so
many things that he's done after that, And you are like, well,
he pissed me off from the Office, so fuck him. Well,
hopefully now that you've seen him in the Reese Witherspoon

(30:42):
movie and you liked him and then also you saw
him in the Jonas Brothers movie and you like him.
He gets back one your good side. I don't know,
we'll see, only time will tell. Okay, you know what,
one of our Christmas ted up, so we gonna have

(31:02):
to do elf. Okay, okay, we'll do well. Agreed. Perfect.
So basically Brothers Superstan Yeah, he said he's a Jonah's
brother super fan, and he's telling his sons like, get ready,

(31:24):
we have to go see the Jonah's Brothers. And he's like,
do you know the best part of Christmas is and
his wife is like, what being with us? He's like, no,
seeing the Jonahs brothers. So let's fucking go. And they
go to the Jonahs Brothers Christmas Christmas Shew and it's
the funniest ship in the audience, like screaming like okay

(31:50):
a fan girl and they are like, okay, this was
our Christmas. You know. Show and Nick even though he's
not technically the youngest, but he's the youngest that we know,
and he's actually like in charge of the trio. So
he's like, okay, we gotta we gotta get home to Christmas.
We've been touring for six months I'm tired. He's married

(32:13):
to Prianca Chapra, right, yes, okay, yeah, okay, so he's
married to her. They have a baby, and the baby
is so cute, even though they won't show anything but
the back in the side of her head, which is like,
if you're gonna show the side of her head, then

(32:33):
why not show the front because I can simply use
AI and deduce what she looks like. That's terrifying. But yeah,
I'm sure she's adorable. Oh absolutely, you can tell by
literally the side of her head, which I'm like, we're
seeing the side of her face. But whatever, that's not

(32:54):
my baby, so do whatever you want. And he's like, okay,
well get home. And it turns out that like basically,
he's tired of being the one that's always in charge.
Kevin is just like the happy go look he one,
even though he's the oldest. I didn't even notice that
Kevin didn't sing. Apparently he doesn't sing, Like, I'm like
what this entire time, I did not know that the guitar.

(33:19):
I thought he did both I don't. He's like, I
want to sing, like, so do it what? You don't
have a microphone? Having their buddy it's so funny. And
I always think about how he was on The Real
House Livees of New Jersey as like a contractor because
they he was in New Jersey. So it's hilarious, so crazy,

(33:46):
and then they end up like arguing, bickering, and Joe's like,
do you guys want to go out? And they're like, no,
we won't get home. And then there's this Santa Claus
figure guy who puts a brother's curse on them, and
he like, until y'all learn how to act, y'all not
gonna go home at all. And it's like h and
like magic happens to where everything is just fucked until

(34:09):
they learn how to act. And in between them like
getting their brotherhood back, are different songs that they have
written and created and I'm just bopping and dancing my
entire way through, and I'm like, this is what Christmas is?
Yes to me? Hell yeah, that soundtrack is fire. It

(34:32):
is so good.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I was not like obviously I know the Jonas brothers
and we're not too far up.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I just feel like I'm a couple of.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Years over, like like I missed them, you know what
I mean. I know they had a show. I didn't
watch it camp Rock. I know the music. I didn't
watch that, but like, I know their music, I know
them that I just was not this familiar with them.
And I said, well, let me get familiar, and I downloaded.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
That soundtrack and some other music, and it's going to
be a very Jonas Christmas for me too, Okay, and
my family Hell yeah, will yeah, Like me and my
mom had watched this and she's like, this is a
better movie than I thought. And I'm like me too,
especially when they're playing themselves. That's risky to play yourselves.

(35:28):
And like their comedic timing was on point, and I'm
I was of the Jonahs Brothers era. The thing is
that's crazy is literally the middle Jonas, which is Joe
the hot one, but Nick is the hot one. To me,
it depends on who you think this is a hot one.
It's just not Kevin Okay than you. So I don't
know how you missed that Joe's older.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
I don't know how Disney at that point, I don't know, Well,
just want whatever they were on Disney Channel.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I wasn't on that anymore. I suppose my last but
even Shaye was the pizza girl on That's not a
good example. It does matter to me. I'm just dropping
some word not cina. Oh yeah, I don't know how

(36:28):
that would make you not want to watch this brothers.
Joe's thirty seven correct, Oh, here's not that much old,
and he has a he's the only one that is
my good and he has a baby with Sanza star
from Game of Thrones. I know that I followed all

(36:52):
that drama. The Janis Brothers are coming to me, which
number thirty, but I feel like a girl. Oh holy
show boy. They've been touring for so long that roommate
literally went to their show, like I think it was

(37:13):
like last year, so they really have been on the
road getting that bag. And they recently were on at
this point, Amy Polar needs to pay me. They were
just on Good Hang and they were talking about their
brother dynamic and growing up in the spotlight and it
was like I skipped that episode, but then I listened

(37:35):
to it later on, and then when I wanted to
watch the very Jones Christmas movie, I'm like, oh, this
this dynamic makes sense now from hearing their spot on
Good Hang, and it was just such a fun time.
But yeah, so they put the curse until you guys
learn to be brothers again. You are not going to

(37:55):
get home. So first of all, their private playing like
it basically got canceled, and then they call this travel agency.
The girl is a mess, she just got broken up
with by her boyfriend, and he's like, how can we
get home? And she's like, Oh, don't worry, I'm gonna
send you to this train. And they get on the
train and they get rerouted to like the wrong place.

(38:16):
They get off at the wrong place. At the hotel,
there's literally only one room, so they have to share
a room at the hotel, and Joe decides that he
since he's his only single one, he's gonna go out
for a night on the town. He meets someone from
his childhood. They have a Christmas duet and it's really fun.
He comes back and he loses their fucking passports. I

(38:42):
knew it when he gets stressed before they jumped in
that water, I said, why does he have the passports?
Don't be walking around with those things.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Doesn't everybody know this? That is my biggest fear when
traveling abroad. I'm like, what are the passports?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Give him to me? Oh Jesus.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Also Santa is mintioned from modern family, and I really
loved that.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
He played a great Santa. He did. He was having
a good time. I like that Santa. Yeah. And then
so they're like, okay, well we lost our passport, so
we can't, you know, get on this private plane. But
by the way, Nick was on Broadway Home Alone, Home Alone,

(39:37):
like Broadway show, and he was with this kid and
he played this kid's dad, which it does go crazy
like that on Broadway, like Sol will play if you
watch Hambleton, I watch Hambleton, I want I'll watch Hambleton
a lot actually, but like Anthony Ramos, he plays one
part and then he plays Hambleton's son at the other part,

(39:58):
and I didn't even get I didn't even catch that
until like my third rewatch because I'm like, why is
this guy from the beginning still playing a different role?
And then he dies and I'm like, he's Hamilton's son
and I didn't catch that. So many people played so
many different roles, and that's what happens on Broadway. So
he's like, Okay, this guy is in town, he has

(40:19):
a private plane. I'm gonna see if you can get
on his private plane. And they go because he has
a show, they go to this show and the guy
hates him. He's like, fuck you, old man, you're coming
here to steal my spotlight. And they sing together and
he tries to out riff Nicholas Jonas, and if you

(40:42):
know Nicholas Jonas, you know that no one can out
riff him. He is like a younger justin Timberlake, Like,
if you're gonna sing down, you need to know that
Joe Jonas. Jojonas doesn't play, but Nick Jonas is the riffer.
He goes ah and he like embarrasses a little boy

(41:04):
and little boy's like, fuck you, you can't get on
my plane and I hate you, and it gets caught
on camera and so he's like, how the hell are
we gonna get home now? So then they call back
the travel agency and they are directed to this one
dude who is flying a private plane and he is

(41:24):
a peculiar man. It's Archie from Riverdale who's also going
by mister Fantastic. But that's some more that I can't
get into right now because I have two percent on
my laptop. So they crash the plane and it's like,
are these people ever going to get home? So then
they crash the plane they're just like, well, damn, they're

(41:47):
in the middle of the woods. They almost get eaten
by wolves. The wolves circle them and they realize the
power of being brothers and they sing about being brothers,
and then they apologize to each other, and then Kevin
is like, I want saying, and then Joe is like,
I feel like, you know, insecure, because I feel like
you guys think that I am a childish one who
doesn't want to grow up and I'm a player and

(42:10):
I'm more than that. And then Nick is like, I
just feel overwhelmed because I plan everything and I'm the youngest.
And then they apologize to each other and the Christmas
wish comes through and they ended up getting saved by Santa.
Santa basically rescues them and he brings them home and
they have a great time. We see the Jonas family

(42:32):
together and it's just a good ass movie with great
soundtracks in between, not only narrating what's going on, but
also great regular Christmas songs that you can play during
the season, and also very Jonas Brothers like, So, if
the Jonahs Brothers are coming to your town, which they are,
you guys gotta go and check them out because obviously

(42:53):
they got the hits from Disney Channel, which is that's
my lore, but they also have Nick Jonas solo shit.
They have Dncee, which is Joe's solo shit and now
apparently Kevin's gonna be singing too. So watch this movie.
Hey guys, we had a little technical difficulty, but guess what,

(43:13):
we are back and black and we are so back.
But Raven, what did you think of a very Jonas
Christmas movie? And like, what were your favorite parts? I
loved it.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
I thought it was like, I mean, it's a Christmas movie, right,
so it's the same idea as all the other Christmas movies.
I loved that they were able to still get in
like the romantic element right because Joe's trifle and ass
is single and realize so if he doesn't have the
wife and Nicko, well he has the kids, he doesn't
have the wife to go home too, so we still

(43:47):
got that with like his childhood friend cute. Now my
favorite part, I have two favorite parts. So I loved
whenever Nick was on stage with that Broadway kid and
they were going back and forth and Nick was like
Keith going to the guy on the piano and the
guy on the piano clearly hates the Broadway kid, and
he kept doing it.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
He was like, what the fuck you not kidding?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
These notes so funny because Nicko was hitting down, as
you said, with his fine ass. And then I think
my top favorite was when they were straighted in the
woods after the plane crash and then they're surrounded by
what I believed to be Tyler in his pack.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Those were weird wolves. Okay, those were not regular wolves.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
It was Tyler and his pack and they were about
to get eighth the fuck uh. Santon was like, okay, okay,
I see you guys have made up. You appreciate each other,
you love each other. The brothers are reconnected, so I'll
save you.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
That. I literally loved that that was Tyler for you,
because yeah, that's it could have been. And it looked
like them. It was either Tyler, and if it wasn't Tyler,
it could b Jacob Jesus.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Okay, yep, I suppose it could have been Jacob. I'm
not into the Twilight like you that that is a
blind spot for me, but yeah, it was Tyler and
the pregnant girl.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Wow. You know what's a great fall movie? Rewatch by
somebody else? Here you and Aaron do that. That was
what we do. Y'all do that? And then now you
see me movies. Okay, now that was just an unnecessary

(45:41):
I'm just added to the list. Added to the list,
screaming yeah that I don't know, like that sing off
sent me for some reason. And also the peculiarness of
kJ Appa's character and how he was dating Cassidy. He's like,
don't you say her name him the pilot? Oh my god,

(46:08):
I yes.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Wow, that's another show that I didn't I started and
fell off of for reasons I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
You know, it's a great fall rewatch show. Also, you'll
never get Diaries. I'll do it next fall, maybe twenty
twenty seven, coming to you, yeah, fall twenty twenty seven. Perfect. Yeah, Well,

(46:40):
we should be finishing up probably pretty little liars by then,
because we got to get through Vampire Diaries, we got
to get through Originals, we got to get through Legacies,
and then around that time it should be you know,
some time left, and then we'll get into Riverdale. Because Riverdale,

(47:01):
I mean I watched it to the last day literally,
like it was just me and that was it. You're
a real okay, Okay, that's the writer exactly. I think.

(47:22):
Also it was cute. It was that they were talking
about how they all have girls because you know, they're
all boys, and they're like, it must be dad because
like genetics. I didn't realize that, but yeah, must be.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
They're so cute and I'm going to see them when
they come here at the end of the month.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
And oh me too.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I'm going to like, there's no reason not to. If
you would like to come out to Jacksonville and go
with me, You're more than welcome to.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Come on, baby, I'm going to be passing out, like
it's true when they sing Burning Up Year three thousand,
Jealous Cake by the Ocean, and then now the few
Christmas songs like I'm going to be like I'm at
Mary's Pentecostal Church exactly exactly, and I would love to

(48:20):
see that and I'm gonna scream for the audience. Have
you guys heard about Podmas? You were featured on day sairs,
like I'll be the will Ferral of that concert, Like,
please let me know you have it on your T shirt.

(48:41):
I have a poster. They need to know though, Oh
my god, they a letterbox review. I think me and
you should watch we should open a letterbox profile just

(49:01):
for this. I know that you're not like a film snob,
Like like, I don't call myself film smab a film
snob at all because one of my favorite movies are Catwoman,
The Cat Woman with Halle Berry and people make fun
of me for it, but I'm standing tin toes on it.
But most film snobs have a letterboxed and I feel
like I haven't seen a movie that has made me

(49:23):
want to open a letterbox account. So I think we
should together and you, as an audience, also start a
Letterboxed account and we can keep up with it because
it's just such a fun social media site that you
don't have to like add friends or anything. You literally
just put your four favorite movies. Like I asked everyone

(49:44):
who was their four favorite movies, and you put your
four last watched and then you just log every movie
that you watch, old or new. You log it and
you just put what you think out of five and
like that's literally it. It is so low stakes and
so fun. So I think if you guys make a
letterbox account, Yeah, did you guys make a letterbox account?

(50:06):
Let us know so we can add you or just
send us your top four and we're gonna make I'm
gonna force Raven to make a letterbox. So this is
something that is going to be an active, an active,
interactive pod miss episode. So you guys have fun with that.
And I can't wait to see your last four watch

(50:27):
and your top four movies, which is very stressful for
me because mind change concept. Yeah, just that kind of person.
Oh boy, this is gonna be hard. It's gonna be hard.
I don't know. It's gonna be hard, but you can
do it. Put you back into it.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
You want to sign us up, I'll put my back
into it. Yes, Mary, pod missed you all into all
a good night, bye bye
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