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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hello, Hello, Hello, and welcome to another episode, a short
episode of Bravo We're Black. I am writing solo. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I had two guests this week, baby, y'all need to
be grateful for that. Two great guests to my cousins,
because I'm buzzing like my mother cousins. Okay, And I
think that after you guys see Potomac, we're gonna have
to talk a lot of people are gonna have to
(00:50):
talk about Potomac. We're gonna have to talk about Potomac.
I will also be having some special guests for the
Miami reunion, but I'm gonna wait until the last part
to have them on a Glossip Girls glow or no
Glow shout out to them. And also, Love is Blind
(01:15):
is on. I have not been able to catch up
on it. I'm trying to figure out how to catch
up on Love Island Games. Apparently the final vote is tonight,
and I'm like, wait, I'm on the first episode and
the first episode.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Was two hours without commercial breaks.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
How are you guys watching this shit along with all
the other things that are on? What are you guys doing?
How many hours do you have in a day to
watch TV? I'm jealous because I actually don't even have
a full time job. I'm trying to make this my
full time job.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
And people are caught up.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You guys are multitasking, and you mother evens stay at Homer's.
I'm the most jealous of you guys because I know
someone very close to me. I won't say who is
a stay at home worker. And baby, she finished those
Love is Blind episodes the day that they came out,
a few hours after they came out during her morning work.
(02:20):
I'm just not a multitasker like that, but shot out
to her. I think it. I think it allowed her
to get through work faster. But of course gotta talk
Love is Blind. I'm going to try my best to
catch up on Love Island games. I need to catch
up on Unreasonable Doubt because that is something that is
very important. Power, the one would tell me is actually
(02:44):
coming back, and that's a hot one. And you know
that Serik Saint Patrick is going to be on that
one period.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's my show. Every power is my show.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
B m F. I was watching at the beginning of
the season, but then I didn't have a Star subscription,
and y'all know how I am, like, I need someone
to give me their Stars information, and I know Stars
is probably the easiest one or the cheapest one to
pay for. They don't have anything running for them. It's
(03:25):
fifty cent stuff alone that pays for Stars to stay
on the air. And that's why he's so pissed with them,
with the way that they treat his talent, with the
way that they pay people with.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Obviously, well there's a feud with obviously.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And BMF an I'm or BMF, but I heard that
the season was pretty darn good, especially with Aaron that
was watching it. The Shy is on Showtime, So yeah,
Stars has nothing but and when is the Pain coming back?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
They keep saying, oh, oh.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh it's coming back, It's coming back, It's coming back,
But Pee Valley is nowhere in sight. Have you seen
a commercial? Have you seen a teaser? Have you seen anything?
So it's literally writing on fifty cents power Universe back.
(04:19):
So that's why they should have just shut up and
let him do anything that he wanted to do and
paid them people whatever they needed to be paid, period,
because people are not watching no damn.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Stars for anything else.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I know that they have the Spanish Queen, the White Queen,
the Beige Queen, the Tea Queen, all these other ones.
They had that one with that boy, the one that
I think he was on Red, Red, White and Blue
on Prime.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I don't know. He's a good actor, but no one
is paying for that.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And that's why every five minutes you'll get a notifia
or if you accidentally, like have ever signed up for
them to watch something, you'll get a notification from them
or an email from them saying, hey, you can get
twelve months for ninety nine cents a month as twelve dollars. Baby,
you were putting on multi million dollar productions for twelve
(05:21):
dollars a year. I've seen that production, I mean that
promotion more times than I can name, and I still
won't buy it because I'm not paying for stars for
one show.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's like if they would.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Consistently like they used to back in the day, one
power went off, another one came right on, and then
be a math started when the other power came on.
So you had literally a structure, even if you were
just there for the fifty cent shows. And now it's
(05:57):
not like that. So no, get out of my face.
I don't care if you're like six dollars for well
six dollars for the year.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Wanna call me?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I might have to take you up on that, but yeah,
so let's talk about what I did watch, which is
Abbot Elementary, which I wanted to talk about yesterday. But
yesterday we were kind of nerding out. We might nerd
out a little bit later today. I don't know how
I'm feeling. I always say that I'm just gonna say
this and leave, and then I end up talking for
at least like twenty five to thirty twenty five to
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thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But we need to talk about.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Ab Elementary came back on Wednesday. I know for sure.
I set my DVR to record it. I set my
DVR to record it. I set my DVR to record it.
I want everyone here before me to know I set
my d v R to record Abbot Elementary for eternity
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and it did not record, and that pissed me off
because then I had to wait until the day after,
which was yesterday, like a loser, no Tino Shade.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
To watch it on Hulu. I know that most people
watch it on Hulu, but I usually don't.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I record it and I don't want to see commercials,
just like with my soap operas. I don't want to
see commercials, and therefore I record it as soon as
it goes off, or even fifteen minutes in, that's when
I start watching it. So when I saw that it
wasn't recording, so mad. Don't try that shit next week either,
(07:46):
because also I think that recordings count towards the ratings
of the show, and that's the most important thing is
that we continue to get this show high ratings and
we continue to get this show renewals and all the
things that it deserves, because I keep asking, how is
it going to stay funny?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
How is it going to be funny?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
How are you going to keep it fresh? How is
it going to be different? In every single episode? They
not every single episode. I will say there are some
episodes last season, or especially this season before last where
me and Aaron were kind of like, we're not feeling this.
Whenever Janine left and she was at the district it
(08:30):
was giving the office, when what's his name left?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Mm hmm, we can't have that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And then like the scary part was like I'm like, okay,
so they fired Ava on one or two episodes and
I'm like, how long are you going to keep this
troop up because we need, we need Ava to be back,
and I wouldn't mind if she's not principal. I do
see an eventual like maybe like an arc later on
where Greg he climbs that ladder and becomes a real principle,
(09:03):
or I can see him not teaching, not being principal,
but being a guidance counselor considering last season, you know,
he was helping people with different things.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Jacob too, though Jacob could also be a guidance counselor
because Jacob and.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Greg are both helping the kids find out kind of
what extracurriculars are they interested in? And in this new episode,
which that's what I want to get to my bad.
In the new episode, everyone is doing something. It's the
development day. That's when all the teachers come back. Before
the kids come back, we find out what happened during
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the summer with everyone.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Gregory and Janine are still together.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Ava and O'shan are happy and in love, which is
crazy because we didn't see O'shan the entire episode. And
I feel like she kept talking about my man and
my man, like bring him on. That's a good looking man.
That is a man honey, So bring him on the show.
You keep talking about him. We want to see him.
(10:11):
We like the pictures, we love the way that they
got together, So bring the man on the show.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
But yeah, it's good to see though.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So yeah, Ava and Sean are together and she's in love,
which is obviously weird to see Ava say, she's very
much like me, like, even when she likes a man,
she doesn't want to not only not let the man know,
but let other people know that she likes the man
because it's embarrassing to like a straight man, to be
(10:45):
attracted to straight man a plight, truly, because they will
embarrass you like another and not likely they did nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
But I hope that's not.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We're this is going anyways? What else is going on?
Jacob and Morton still have a hilarious feud. Mistermente is
going to be teaching middle school, which I didn't think that.
I realized that some of the kids were in middle school.
I knew some of the kids were older, but I
should have realized that, Yeah, these twelve year olds are
(11:23):
like sixth graders.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I just thought it was an elementary school. I don't
pay attention like that. But she's going to be teaching
middle school. Janine's gonna have double the kids that she
usually has, so we'll see how that plans out. Barb
Barbara scared me this episode and last season because we
thought that she was going to retire, and I still
(11:47):
see that going that way, because when you get into
season five of a show, that's when people start pursuing
their lifelong dreams. Especially with House six, that's fool it is,
especially when it's nominated every single year, Especially when you're
getting the spotlight, you're getting offered things that you've always
(12:08):
wanted to. It's got to start to be hard to
turn those things down. And it's like, especially if you're
in your second and third act, why not?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
But I just don't want to see her retire. She
came back and she is literally like an.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Older Janine, a rate of sunshine, and.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
It's weird to see but also refreshing to see. There's
a new guy that missus, Howard Barbara used to teach
and now he's a teacher and it's really cute and
that makes Janine. That sends her into a whirlwind tailspin
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of like, who am I if I'm not the young
green teacher that needs guidance from Barbara, who's not only
like a mentor to her, but she's all so I'll
be yo mother figure to her because Saraji p Henson
plays her mom and she's a terrible mom and it's
terrible in a funny way.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
So yeah, a lot of things happening.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And then we have obviously Gregory's back, but his quest
is to teach miss the janitor, oh my god, what's
his name. I'm bringing William Davis anyways to teach him
how to ride a bike. And if you guys don't know,
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missus Johnson, if you guys don't know this, I do
not know how to ride a bike.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I've always said that, like, once I have a trip
to the Hampton's, I'm going to take the Jitney and
I'm going to spend one of those days riding a bike.
Whether it's the Hampton's or whether it is freaking Martha's vineyard,
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I'm gonna take one summer to go there, and.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'm gonna be riding a bike.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
The thing is, however, Karma, the reason I did not
learn how to ride a bike without training wheels is
exactly what we saw happen. It is because of exactly
what we saw happen with mister Johnson and Gregory. They
put you on a bike, they walk with you, Mom
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and others, they tell you they're not gonna let you go.
You get confident, you get cocky. Even you think that
you're riding a bike. You're so focused on riding that
bike that you do not realize that the person that
was behind you holding on to you has let you go.
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And in an instant you look back and you panic
and you fall falls six times, get back up seven
No fell once fucked that never rode a bike again,
don't care training wheels or none. The only bike that
I ever rode was at the gym, and that don't
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go nowhere. I hate the mistrust of when people tell
you they are going to teach you to ride a bike,
and they're like, oh, okay, how else do you think
you're gonna learn? That's what you're supposed to do. You
can't be afraid of falling down. No, you do not
let a person who has never ridden a bike without
(15:51):
training wheels go without teaching them how to stop first,
without letting them get used.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
To being on a bike without training.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Wheels without teaching them how to turn, without none of
that shit.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's not how it works. That's how you build mistrust.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But you know, that was a subplot that I related
to so much. But unlike me, mister Johnson got back
on because guess what, they had a row of teachers
and staff willing to show up for mister Johnson.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
And I ain't.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Got thirty people to show up for me.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
It's Florida. I can barely get two people outside for me.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
So I don't think that I'll ever be wearing a
bike unless I get a free say at a summerhouse
in Martha's Vineyard or the Hampton's, because that is where
I want to ride my bike, not here in Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Thank you. And oh the rest of the episode, yeah,
it's just hilarious, filled with little jokes. Barber asked, Hey,
were you on but Thea's destination wedding, and I'm like, wait,
that just came out.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
You guys just feel dilake hold on. They're just so fresh,
so funny, so hilarious. I love them all. I want
you guys to watch this show. Try to watch it live,
try to record it if you can, and then watch
it again on Hulu with the rest of us, and yeah,
(17:25):
like God blessed teachers. Oh, Janine had like a whole
identity crisis because she's like, Okay, I'm not the young one.
I'm not the one who can be a grump. I'm
not like I have no office personality, So who am
I gonna be? And she's like, actually, I can help
the new guy. I can be a helper. And I'm like, yeah,
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because that's what you are. I feel like Jacob and
Gregory could be guidance counselors or both of them, not
both of them, but like I can see it headed
that way. Mister Minty is stress out about teaching these
savage ass middle school kids, which is why I am
not in education. I will argue with the child, I'll
(18:07):
argue with the pet, I argue with Ai. So that's
why I'm not a teacher. I argued with Meta AI
the other day and I'll tell you that story maybe
another time.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Anyway, this what else was on?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh, The Golden Bachelor, The Black Golden Bachelor. I love
this episode because it was fast, quick and in a hurry.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
They were supposed to be roasting him, and they roast him.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
They did Most of the jokes that the women made
were about the fact that he wanted a forty to
sixty year old.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
And someone got up there and they were like, you
want someone for you to succeed. So was I.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I was looking for the same thing, and I'm like,
clop that in a laugh. But I just love that
they are not letting this man live that down. And
then someone else was like, yeah, we definitely wanted someone
(19:14):
that was rich and could run faster, and like they
were eating his us up, and then some of them
were flirting. I really am upset about the fact that
Monica Be got eliminated because Monica Be is not only beautiful,
but she did great roasting.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And she was black and there's not a lot of
black women on that show.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
But he didn't keep one anyways, So it was a
fun episode on Hulu without ads. It was only forty
seven minutes, so it was just, you know, it was
quick fasten at hurry. They had this guy called Jared
Freed on there, and I think that he's He is
(20:00):
always associated with Bachelor Nation, but I think that he's
a podcaster. I don't know who this man is, but
shout out to him because he seemed excited to be there.
There was this one woman, Amy, who's roasting him, and
she was kind of like roasting herself talking about how
her neck and her back hurt, and I'm like, girl,
And even the comedian on there was like this is
(20:23):
this isn't this?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Ain't this?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Ain't that homie like he told him not to marry her,
And I'm like, Mela is fine. He's a fine salt
and pepper daddy. Sorry, like the man's fine. I don't
care what he said. I'm not even forty and I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Offended, but I just feel like, I'll dare you he's
a fine salt and pepper daddy. But where was I.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
He was fine, Oh yeah, but he's he's sixty six,
so it's like mirror like pop meat kettle ironic. It
was just a good, feel good episode. They went on
one date where they were like cooking together, so that
(21:08):
was a fun one on one.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Then he went on another one on one.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
And then there was a cocktail party and this guy
was making out with everybody, just putting his lips on everybody,
and then all the women at the beginning of the
episode were mad at one of the women because they
were making out in the pool and they were like,
I think that's disrespectful. And then even on this episode,
(21:30):
I think this is technically week three because they did
week one and two in one episode, which I feel
like they're like just trying to get to the end
or something.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
The women were mad at one woman because she was
making out with him in the pool, and someone was like, Oh,
I'm not the type of person that's gonna stand around
and watch someone else date the person that i'm dating.
You two, Oh, sorry, you've signed up for this, just
like that said the other women on The Bachelor on
(22:03):
Love Island. You sign up for a dating show. You
knew what this dating show was. You actually knew about
the dating show more so than people my age that
go on there, because you, y'all, are the core fan
base that they wanted to get back, which is why
they introduced the Golden Bachelor, Like you and doctrined at
(22:25):
this in us and passed it down to us, like
you watched it with your daughters. Your daughters grew up
and continued watching it and are passing it down. So please,
especially on week three, obviously he's going to be dating
and pursuing other.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Women, multiples of other women. So why are you there?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Truly tell me why are you there? Because it's not
that you didn't know. You're signed up for it. You
watched it. You're a part of it. You're in the
end game now.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Baby. But good show, good old mell. The Tennis Swift
album is out. No, I didn't. I was expecting like more.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
And it's okay that she's evolved and she's a poet
now and all that, and she doesn't sing as much anymore,
but I was expecting more of a showgirl album. Nothing
about this except the last song with Sabrina and that
one song Honey really says, or any earworms or even
(23:44):
it doesn't give showgirl energy, Like these aren't songs where.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
You feel like you can just be fun, Like the
lyrics are.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Fun and silly, which I will give to her because
you don't need to be serious all the time. She's
having fun, she's addressing rumors, she's starting beef, like hell yeah,
do all that. But if you're gonna name an album
the life of a showgirl, like give me a show.
This felt like the tortured Poets Department Society humanity throwaways,
(24:26):
like I am not and it's not to say that
they aren't good, but it's what I expected versus what
I received is different from the rollout that we got. Also,
like we're acting like it's and you had Max Martin
produce it, Like do you know the bops that Max
(24:48):
Martin produced? This is what he does. He produces earworms,
he produces catchy hits. You got the best of the best.
What are you doing. It's not to say that it's
a flop, it's just not a bop. And I'm disappointed
(25:09):
because I felt like, Okay, the last few years, let
her get all all that all that stuff out about Maddie,
about Joe, I'm cool with it.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Before that, I'm like, Okay, she's world building, she's talking
about imaginary characters, imaginary friends, whatever. She's talking about stories,
creating stories, creating lands.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Go ahead, girl be a poet, like and she she
know it.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I was really excited about that because it was during
the pandemic, so I'm like, oh, she was boxed up.
She made a whole world for herself. Let her sing
that out like not too much. And then before that
was like Lover. I feel like Lover was like the
last album that there were some like I don't even
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even upbeat, like.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Something I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
You know what I mean, you guys, like the life
of a showgirl and the cunty little orange color that
is everywhere the showgirl photo shoots, the references and even
the silly lyrics that some people hate, but I love
it should have been to the background of stuff that
(26:26):
sounded more like Red nineteen eighty nine, like even love her,
like speak now, like get back to the country roots,
do something. This was not what else expecting. But obviously
it'll sell a billion copies. It's not for me. I
can respect it, just like some of the artists that
(26:48):
I like. Is not for everyone. But the thing is,
I don't dislike her. That's the crazy part. Like I
was excited to hear it. I came on here and
told y'all to tell me it's good from the future,
and no one telepathically let me know that this is
what we were getting.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
But if she like it, I love it, y'all.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I do like the one with Sabrina Carpenter, I told you,
and I do like honey, so I will say I
will give her that now. So that's the church announcement
on Taylor swift. The last thing that I want to
get twenty six minutes. I cannot shut the fuck up
for the life of me. The last thing I want
to get to is Dancing with the Stars two minutes,
(27:29):
real quick. Y'all need to get fifty lashings. Fifty lashings
for you at Dancing with the Stars, because ain't no
up way that you had Lauren jonggoa why.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
On Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Had her talk about how Work from Home went viral,
haid Normani and.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
The other girls there.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
For some reason didn't play the actual og version had
someone cover it. Okay, I knew that was some bullshit
when they had someone cover Work from Home when the
actual people that were there and the girl who was
a part of it was singing it. So that was suspicious.
That's suspicious.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
But then.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It's left down to like her that guy a comedian,
and then one other person. I didn't it was it Hilario.
I don't know who it was. I just know that
I was in shock. Y'all eliminated her in front of
her bandmates and in front of America to her own song.
(28:45):
It's no way that votes controlled this Fifth Harmony trusts
you believe you me Fifth Harmony pissed someone off in
Hollywood because there was no way that that dance was
worse than it. It's the way that he also got
more votes than her too, because we used to be
(29:07):
a nation fire water, Earth, air Baby. It was Directioners,
it was fifth it was Harmonizers, Directioners, Mixers, and and
and one other group that I'm forgetting.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
What was the five seconds of Summer?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I think they came a little bit after one direction,
but what was the five seconds of summer? Like jan
Base called, we used to be a proper nation, and
then we split up, and you know what happened. Zay
left one direction and it fucked the entire timeline up.
Once Zay left one direction, something broke and that led
(29:48):
to Fifth Harmony not getting their things. Like listen, I
don't like Kamila Cabella, but I like Fifth Harmony and
that performance where they just recently got together and were
a mess.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
That was crazy. But also Normani finally getting off of
that one record label and the album being what it was.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
This is a mess in all aspects and now Normania
is just like I'm gonna be an athlete's wife, Like
I am done flipping and flying and splitting and running
and shooting and doing everything that I need to do
for y'all. Fuck that, I'm marrying a fine football player.
I'll do music when I want to, and I'll save looks,
and I think that's what she should do, Like, maybe
(30:42):
how about we leave the music alone for a little bit,
because we waited all that time and you gave us that.
And you're a great dancer, beautiful gowns and a beautiful girl,
So how about you get into fashion, baby become. I
think that Russell Wilson and Sierra and introduced her to
(31:03):
I think what was that her fiance.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Do that? Get into fashion and maybe even get into acting.
I don't know, reboots, Starveling.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
But yeah, Dancing with the Stars. I really truly believed
that was rigged. And Whitney and Danielle Fichal, I don't
know what the fuck was going on between them because
I was just too shocked by what I just witnessed
in front of America and in front on ABC. On
Disney Ooh, maybe they pissed Disney off. Maybe they pissed
(31:37):
Disney off, because.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
There's no way that that should have happened, like even
her being in the bottom was a little bit crazy
for me, but.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You know, I could get over her being in the bottom.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
But being eliminated to your own song after being only
week three, after inviting your girls for you in the
audience and they show them and they talk about the
song going viral on TikTok, that is a public humiliation ritual.
You know what, maybe it's a ritual. Maybe Fifth Harmony
(32:13):
is getting back together without Camilla Cabela and they.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Are needing that little boost.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
So they're like, Lauren Jewe, why go to Dancing with
the Stars and you're gonna get eliminated and the world
is going to see how embarrassing that was, and Fifth
Harmony will make an amazing return. We just have to
do this humiliation ritual because if it was me, I
would have cussed everybody out.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I'm sorry, eliminated.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I would have crashed out once I realized I was
in the bottom, but eliminated to my own song. I
would have been like no, no, no, no, insane. All right,
you guys. The next thing that we will talk about
is Bravo. But what can I say about Miami. I
(33:09):
will watch the finale and I'll watch the first part
of the reunion and then we'll talk. But really it's
mainly gonna be like a Bravo Hot Topics episode because
the way we have Potomac coming out and I saw
the screener, Potomac is so back it's not even funny.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Love you guys, talk to you soon. Bye.
Hello, Hello, Hello, and welcome to another episode, a short
episode of Bravo We're Black. I am writing solo. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I had two guests this week, baby, y'all need to
be grateful for that. Two great guests to my cousins,
because I'm buzzing like my mother cousins. Okay, And I
think that after you guys see Potomac, we're gonna have
to talk a lot of people are gonna have to
(00:50):
talk about Potomac. We're gonna have to talk about Potomac.
I will also be having some special guests for the
Miami reunion, but I'm gonna wait until the last part
to have them on a Glossip Girls glow or no
Glow shout out to them. And also, Love is Blind
(01:15):
is on. I have not been able to catch up
on it. I'm trying to figure out how to catch
up on Love Island Games. Apparently the final vote is tonight,
and I'm like, wait, I'm on the first episode and
the first episode.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Was two hours without commercial breaks.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
How are you guys watching this shit along with all
the other things that are on? What are you guys doing?
How many hours do you have in a day to
watch TV? I'm jealous because I actually don't even have
a full time job. I'm trying to make this my
full time job.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
And people are caught up.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You guys are multitasking, and you mother evens stay at Homer's.
I'm the most jealous of you guys because I know
someone very close to me. I won't say who is
a stay at home worker. And baby, she finished those
Love is Blind episodes the day that they came out,
a few hours after they came out during her morning work.
(02:20):
I'm just not a multitasker like that, but shot out
to her. I think it. I think it allowed her
to get through work faster. But of course gotta talk
Love is Blind. I'm going to try my best to
catch up on Love Island games. I need to catch
up on Unreasonable Doubt because that is something that is
very important. Power, the one would tell me is actually
(02:44):
coming back, and that's a hot one. And you know
that Serik Saint Patrick is going to be on that
one period.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's my show. Every power is my show.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
B m F. I was watching at the beginning of
the season, but then I didn't have a Star subscription,
and y'all know how I am, like, I need someone
to give me their Stars information, and I know Stars
is probably the easiest one or the cheapest one to
pay for. They don't have anything running for them. It's
(03:25):
fifty cent stuff alone that pays for Stars to stay
on the air. And that's why he's so pissed with them,
with the way that they treat his talent, with the
way that they pay people with.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Obviously, well there's a feud with obviously.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And BMF an I'm or BMF, but I heard that
the season was pretty darn good, especially with Aaron that
was watching it. The Shy is on Showtime, So yeah,
Stars has nothing but and when is the Pain coming back?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
They keep saying, oh, oh.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh it's coming back, It's coming back, It's coming back,
But Pee Valley is nowhere in sight. Have you seen
a commercial? Have you seen a teaser? Have you seen anything?
So it's literally writing on fifty cents power Universe back.
(04:19):
So that's why they should have just shut up and
let him do anything that he wanted to do and
paid them people whatever they needed to be paid, period,
because people are not watching no damn.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Stars for anything else.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I know that they have the Spanish Queen, the White Queen,
the Beige Queen, the Tea Queen, all these other ones.
They had that one with that boy, the one that
I think he was on Red, Red, White and Blue
on Prime.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I don't know. He's a good actor, but no one
is paying for that.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And that's why every five minutes you'll get a notifia
or if you accidentally, like have ever signed up for
them to watch something, you'll get a notification from them
or an email from them saying, hey, you can get
twelve months for ninety nine cents a month as twelve dollars. Baby,
you were putting on multi million dollar productions for twelve
(05:21):
dollars a year. I've seen that production, I mean that
promotion more times than I can name, and I still
won't buy it because I'm not paying for stars for
one show.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's like if they would.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Consistently like they used to back in the day, one
power went off, another one came right on, and then
be a math started when the other power came on.
So you had literally a structure, even if you were
just there for the fifty cent shows. And now it's
(05:57):
not like that. So no, get out of my face.
I don't care if you're like six dollars for well
six dollars for the year.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Wanna call me?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I might have to take you up on that, but yeah,
so let's talk about what I did watch, which is
Abbot Elementary, which I wanted to talk about yesterday. But
yesterday we were kind of nerding out. We might nerd
out a little bit later today. I don't know how
I'm feeling. I always say that I'm just gonna say
this and leave, and then I end up talking for
at least like twenty five to thirty twenty five to
(06:29):
thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But we need to talk about.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Ab Elementary came back on Wednesday. I know for sure.
I set my DVR to record it. I set my
DVR to record it. I set my DVR to record it.
I want everyone here before me to know I set
my d v R to record Abbot Elementary for eternity
(06:59):
and it did not record, and that pissed me off
because then I had to wait until the day after,
which was yesterday, like a loser, no Tino Shade.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
To watch it on Hulu. I know that most people
watch it on Hulu, but I usually don't.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I record it and I don't want to see commercials,
just like with my soap operas. I don't want to
see commercials, and therefore I record it as soon as
it goes off, or even fifteen minutes in, that's when
I start watching it. So when I saw that it
wasn't recording, so mad. Don't try that shit next week either,
(07:46):
because also I think that recordings count towards the ratings
of the show, and that's the most important thing is
that we continue to get this show high ratings and
we continue to get this show renewals and all the
things that it deserves, because I keep asking, how is
it going to stay funny?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
How is it going to be funny?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
How are you going to keep it fresh? How is
it going to be different? In every single episode? They
not every single episode. I will say there are some
episodes last season, or especially this season before last where
me and Aaron were kind of like, we're not feeling this.
Whenever Janine left and she was at the district it
(08:30):
was giving the office, when what's his name left?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Mm hmm, we can't have that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And then like the scary part was like I'm like, okay,
so they fired Ava on one or two episodes and
I'm like, how long are you going to keep this
troop up because we need, we need Ava to be back,
and I wouldn't mind if she's not principal. I do
see an eventual like maybe like an arc later on
where Greg he climbs that ladder and becomes a real principle,
(09:03):
or I can see him not teaching, not being principal,
but being a guidance counselor considering last season, you know,
he was helping people with different things.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Jacob too, though Jacob could also be a guidance counselor
because Jacob and.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Greg are both helping the kids find out kind of
what extracurriculars are they interested in? And in this new episode,
which that's what I want to get to my bad.
In the new episode, everyone is doing something. It's the
development day. That's when all the teachers come back. Before
the kids come back, we find out what happened during
(09:45):
the summer with everyone.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Gregory and Janine are still together.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Ava and O'shan are happy and in love, which is
crazy because we didn't see O'shan the entire episode. And
I feel like she kept talking about my man and
my man, like bring him on. That's a good looking man.
That is a man honey, So bring him on the show.
You keep talking about him. We want to see him.
(10:11):
We like the pictures, we love the way that they
got together, So bring the man on the show.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
But yeah, it's good to see though.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So yeah, Ava and Sean are together and she's in love,
which is obviously weird to see Ava say, she's very
much like me, like, even when she likes a man,
she doesn't want to not only not let the man know,
but let other people know that she likes the man
because it's embarrassing to like a straight man, to be
(10:45):
attracted to straight man a plight, truly, because they will
embarrass you like another and not likely they did nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
But I hope that's not.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We're this is going anyways? What else is going on?
Jacob and Morton still have a hilarious feud. Mistermente is
going to be teaching middle school, which I didn't think that.
I realized that some of the kids were in middle school.
I knew some of the kids were older, but I
should have realized that, Yeah, these twelve year olds are
(11:23):
like sixth graders.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I just thought it was an elementary school. I don't
pay attention like that. But she's going to be teaching
middle school. Janine's gonna have double the kids that she
usually has, so we'll see how that plans out. Barb
Barbara scared me this episode and last season because we
thought that she was going to retire, and I still
(11:47):
see that going that way, because when you get into
season five of a show, that's when people start pursuing
their lifelong dreams. Especially with House six, that's fool it is,
especially when it's nominated every single year, Especially when you're
getting the spotlight, you're getting offered things that you've always
(12:08):
wanted to. It's got to start to be hard to
turn those things down. And it's like, especially if you're
in your second and third act, why not?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
But I just don't want to see her retire. She
came back and she is literally like an.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Older Janine, a rate of sunshine, and.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
It's weird to see but also refreshing to see. There's
a new guy that missus, Howard Barbara used to teach
and now he's a teacher and it's really cute and
that makes Janine. That sends her into a whirlwind tailspin
(12:50):
of like, who am I if I'm not the young
green teacher that needs guidance from Barbara, who's not only
like a mentor to her, but she's all so I'll
be yo mother figure to her because Saraji p Henson
plays her mom and she's a terrible mom and it's
terrible in a funny way.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
So yeah, a lot of things happening.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And then we have obviously Gregory's back, but his quest
is to teach miss the janitor, oh my god, what's
his name. I'm bringing William Davis anyways to teach him
how to ride a bike. And if you guys don't know,
(13:41):
missus Johnson, if you guys don't know this, I do
not know how to ride a bike.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I've always said that, like, once I have a trip
to the Hampton's, I'm going to take the Jitney and
I'm going to spend one of those days riding a bike.
Whether it's the Hampton's or whether it is freaking Martha's vineyard,
(14:12):
I'm gonna take one summer to go there, and.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'm gonna be riding a bike.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
The thing is, however, Karma, the reason I did not
learn how to ride a bike without training wheels is
exactly what we saw happen. It is because of exactly
what we saw happen with mister Johnson and Gregory. They
put you on a bike, they walk with you, Mom
(14:44):
and others, they tell you they're not gonna let you go.
You get confident, you get cocky. Even you think that
you're riding a bike. You're so focused on riding that
bike that you do not realize that the person that
was behind you holding on to you has let you go.
(15:06):
And in an instant you look back and you panic
and you fall falls six times, get back up seven
No fell once fucked that never rode a bike again,
don't care training wheels or none. The only bike that
I ever rode was at the gym, and that don't
(15:28):
go nowhere. I hate the mistrust of when people tell
you they are going to teach you to ride a bike,
and they're like, oh, okay, how else do you think
you're gonna learn? That's what you're supposed to do. You
can't be afraid of falling down. No, you do not
let a person who has never ridden a bike without
(15:51):
training wheels go without teaching them how to stop first,
without letting them get used.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
To being on a bike without training.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Wheels without teaching them how to turn, without none of
that shit.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's not how it works. That's how you build mistrust.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But you know, that was a subplot that I related
to so much. But unlike me, mister Johnson got back
on because guess what, they had a row of teachers
and staff willing to show up for mister Johnson.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
And I ain't.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Got thirty people to show up for me.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
It's Florida. I can barely get two people outside for me.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
So I don't think that I'll ever be wearing a
bike unless I get a free say at a summerhouse
in Martha's Vineyard or the Hampton's, because that is where
I want to ride my bike, not here in Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Thank you. And oh the rest of the episode, yeah,
it's just hilarious, filled with little jokes. Barber asked, Hey,
were you on but Thea's destination wedding, and I'm like, wait,
that just came out.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
You guys just feel dilake hold on. They're just so fresh,
so funny, so hilarious. I love them all. I want
you guys to watch this show. Try to watch it live,
try to record it if you can, and then watch
it again on Hulu with the rest of us, and yeah,
(17:25):
like God blessed teachers. Oh, Janine had like a whole
identity crisis because she's like, Okay, I'm not the young one.
I'm not the one who can be a grump. I'm
not like I have no office personality, So who am
I gonna be? And she's like, actually, I can help
the new guy. I can be a helper. And I'm like, yeah,
(17:46):
because that's what you are. I feel like Jacob and
Gregory could be guidance counselors or both of them, not
both of them, but like I can see it headed
that way. Mister Minty is stress out about teaching these
savage ass middle school kids, which is why I am
not in education. I will argue with the child, I'll
(18:07):
argue with the pet, I argue with Ai. So that's
why I'm not a teacher. I argued with Meta AI
the other day and I'll tell you that story maybe
another time.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Anyway, this what else was on?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh, The Golden Bachelor, The Black Golden Bachelor. I love
this episode because it was fast, quick and in a hurry.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
They were supposed to be roasting him, and they roast him.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
They did Most of the jokes that the women made
were about the fact that he wanted a forty to
sixty year old.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
And someone got up there and they were like, you
want someone for you to succeed. So was I.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I was looking for the same thing, and I'm like,
clop that in a laugh. But I just love that
they are not letting this man live that down. And
then someone else was like, yeah, we definitely wanted someone
(19:14):
that was rich and could run faster, and like they
were eating his us up, and then some of them
were flirting. I really am upset about the fact that
Monica Be got eliminated because Monica Be is not only beautiful,
but she did great roasting.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And she was black and there's not a lot of
black women on that show.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
But he didn't keep one anyways, So it was a
fun episode on Hulu without ads. It was only forty
seven minutes, so it was just, you know, it was
quick fasten at hurry. They had this guy called Jared
Freed on there, and I think that he's He is
(20:00):
always associated with Bachelor Nation, but I think that he's
a podcaster. I don't know who this man is, but
shout out to him because he seemed excited to be there.
There was this one woman, Amy, who's roasting him, and
she was kind of like roasting herself talking about how
her neck and her back hurt, and I'm like, girl,
And even the comedian on there was like this is
(20:23):
this isn't this?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Ain't this?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Ain't that homie like he told him not to marry her,
And I'm like, Mela is fine. He's a fine salt
and pepper daddy. Sorry, like the man's fine. I don't
care what he said. I'm not even forty and I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Offended, but I just feel like, I'll dare you he's
a fine salt and pepper daddy. But where was I.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
He was fine, Oh yeah, but he's he's sixty six,
so it's like mirror like pop meat kettle ironic. It
was just a good, feel good episode. They went on
one date where they were like cooking together, so that
(21:08):
was a fun one on one.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Then he went on another one on one.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
And then there was a cocktail party and this guy
was making out with everybody, just putting his lips on everybody,
and then all the women at the beginning of the
episode were mad at one of the women because they
were making out in the pool and they were like,
I think that's disrespectful. And then even on this episode,
(21:30):
I think this is technically week three because they did
week one and two in one episode, which I feel
like they're like just trying to get to the end
or something.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
The women were mad at one woman because she was
making out with him in the pool, and someone was like, Oh,
I'm not the type of person that's gonna stand around
and watch someone else date the person that i'm dating.
You two, Oh, sorry, you've signed up for this, just
like that said the other women on The Bachelor on
(22:03):
Love Island. You sign up for a dating show. You
knew what this dating show was. You actually knew about
the dating show more so than people my age that
go on there, because you, y'all, are the core fan
base that they wanted to get back, which is why
they introduced the Golden Bachelor, Like you and doctrined at
(22:25):
this in us and passed it down to us, like
you watched it with your daughters. Your daughters grew up
and continued watching it and are passing it down. So please,
especially on week three, obviously he's going to be dating
and pursuing other.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Women, multiples of other women. So why are you there?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Truly tell me why are you there? Because it's not
that you didn't know. You're signed up for it. You
watched it. You're a part of it. You're in the
end game now.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Baby. But good show, good old mell. The Tennis Swift
album is out. No, I didn't. I was expecting like more.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
And it's okay that she's evolved and she's a poet
now and all that, and she doesn't sing as much anymore,
but I was expecting more of a showgirl album. Nothing
about this except the last song with Sabrina and that
one song Honey really says, or any earworms or even
(23:44):
it doesn't give showgirl energy, Like these aren't songs where.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
You feel like you can just be fun, Like the
lyrics are.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Fun and silly, which I will give to her because
you don't need to be serious all the time. She's
having fun, she's addressing rumors, she's starting beef, like hell yeah,
do all that. But if you're gonna name an album
the life of a showgirl, like give me a show.
This felt like the tortured Poets Department Society humanity throwaways,
(24:26):
like I am not and it's not to say that
they aren't good, but it's what I expected versus what
I received is different from the rollout that we got. Also,
like we're acting like it's and you had Max Martin
produce it, Like do you know the bops that Max
(24:48):
Martin produced? This is what he does. He produces earworms,
he produces catchy hits. You got the best of the best.
What are you doing. It's not to say that it's
a flop, it's just not a bop. And I'm disappointed
(25:09):
because I felt like, Okay, the last few years, let
her get all all that all that stuff out about Maddie,
about Joe, I'm cool with it.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Before that, I'm like, Okay, she's world building, she's talking
about imaginary characters, imaginary friends, whatever. She's talking about stories,
creating stories, creating lands.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Go ahead, girl be a poet, like and she she
know it.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I was really excited about that because it was during
the pandemic, so I'm like, oh, she was boxed up.
She made a whole world for herself. Let her sing
that out like not too much. And then before that
was like Lover. I feel like Lover was like the
last album that there were some like I don't even
(26:00):
even upbeat, like.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Something I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
You know what I mean, you guys, like the life
of a showgirl and the cunty little orange color that
is everywhere the showgirl photo shoots, the references and even
the silly lyrics that some people hate, but I love
it should have been to the background of stuff that
(26:26):
sounded more like Red nineteen eighty nine, like even love her,
like speak now, like get back to the country roots,
do something. This was not what else expecting. But obviously
it'll sell a billion copies. It's not for me. I
can respect it, just like some of the artists that
(26:48):
I like. Is not for everyone. But the thing is,
I don't dislike her. That's the crazy part. Like I
was excited to hear it. I came on here and
told y'all to tell me it's good from the future,
and no one telepathically let me know that this is
what we were getting.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
But if she like it, I love it, y'all.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I do like the one with Sabrina Carpenter, I told you,
and I do like honey, so I will say I
will give her that now. So that's the church announcement
on Taylor swift. The last thing that I want to
get twenty six minutes. I cannot shut the fuck up
for the life of me. The last thing I want
to get to is Dancing with the Stars two minutes,
(27:29):
real quick. Y'all need to get fifty lashings. Fifty lashings
for you at Dancing with the Stars, because ain't no
up way that you had Lauren jonggoa why.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
On Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Had her talk about how Work from Home went viral,
haid Normani and.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
The other girls there.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
For some reason didn't play the actual og version had
someone cover it. Okay, I knew that was some bullshit
when they had someone cover Work from Home when the
actual people that were there and the girl who was
a part of it was singing it. So that was suspicious.
That's suspicious.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
But then.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It's left down to like her that guy a comedian,
and then one other person. I didn't it was it Hilario.
I don't know who it was. I just know that
I was in shock. Y'all eliminated her in front of
her bandmates and in front of America to her own song.
(28:45):
It's no way that votes controlled this Fifth Harmony trusts
you believe you me Fifth Harmony pissed someone off in
Hollywood because there was no way that that dance was
worse than it. It's the way that he also got
more votes than her too, because we used to be
(29:07):
a nation fire water, Earth, air Baby. It was Directioners,
it was fifth it was Harmonizers, Directioners, Mixers, and and
and one other group that I'm forgetting.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
What was the five seconds of Summer?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I think they came a little bit after one direction,
but what was the five seconds of summer? Like jan
Base called, we used to be a proper nation, and
then we split up, and you know what happened. Zay
left one direction and it fucked the entire timeline up.
Once Zay left one direction, something broke and that led
(29:48):
to Fifth Harmony not getting their things. Like listen, I
don't like Kamila Cabella, but I like Fifth Harmony and
that performance where they just recently got together and were
a mess.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
That was crazy. But also Normani finally getting off of
that one record label and the album being what it was.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
This is a mess in all aspects and now Normania
is just like I'm gonna be an athlete's wife, Like
I am done flipping and flying and splitting and running
and shooting and doing everything that I need to do
for y'all. Fuck that, I'm marrying a fine football player.
I'll do music when I want to, and I'll save looks,
and I think that's what she should do, Like, maybe
(30:42):
how about we leave the music alone for a little bit,
because we waited all that time and you gave us that.
And you're a great dancer, beautiful gowns and a beautiful girl,
So how about you get into fashion, baby become. I
think that Russell Wilson and Sierra and introduced her to
(31:03):
I think what was that her fiance.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Do that? Get into fashion and maybe even get into acting.
I don't know, reboots, Starveling.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
But yeah, Dancing with the Stars. I really truly believed
that was rigged. And Whitney and Danielle Fichal, I don't
know what the fuck was going on between them because
I was just too shocked by what I just witnessed
in front of America and in front on ABC. On
Disney Ooh, maybe they pissed Disney off. Maybe they pissed
(31:37):
Disney off, because.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
There's no way that that should have happened, like even
her being in the bottom was a little bit crazy
for me, but.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You know, I could get over her being in the bottom.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
But being eliminated to your own song after being only
week three, after inviting your girls for you in the
audience and they show them and they talk about the
song going viral on TikTok, that is a public humiliation ritual.
You know what, maybe it's a ritual. Maybe Fifth Harmony
(32:13):
is getting back together without Camilla Cabela and they.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Are needing that little boost.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
So they're like, Lauren Jewe, why go to Dancing with
the Stars and you're gonna get eliminated and the world
is going to see how embarrassing that was, and Fifth
Harmony will make an amazing return. We just have to
do this humiliation ritual because if it was me, I
would have cussed everybody out.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I'm sorry, eliminated.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I would have crashed out once I realized I was
in the bottom, but eliminated to my own song. I
would have been like no, no, no, no, insane. All right,
you guys. The next thing that we will talk about
is Bravo. But what can I say about Miami. I
(33:09):
will watch the finale and I'll watch the first part
of the reunion and then we'll talk. But really it's
mainly gonna be like a Bravo Hot Topics episode because
the way we have Potomac coming out and I saw
the screener, Potomac is so back it's not even funny.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Love you guys, talk to you soon. Bye.
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