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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, so no, for real this time, this is a
mini episode and I mean it like this is anyways,
just listen, gather around. This is gonna be a Bravo episode,
the Saturday Bravo episode, because me and Aaron will be
talking about Potomac. Additionally, tomorrow I will be on Threads
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live threading Potomac. Then after that I will be live
threading Peacemaker, which had a phenomenal episode on Thursday. So
you guys just watch Peacemaker, okay, because I want to
talk about things and I want you guys to be
a part of it. And I love you guys who
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listen to me yap about anything like y'all are my
real day ones. Anyways, I also want to say that
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people to sign up. I have made it so the
patreon is only five dollars. Okay, those are the church announcements.
Now let's get on to Bravo. Baby, let the bitch
quit and let tell her that she can't come back
if she do it again, because for some reason, she
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just thinks that OC cannot stand on its own two
legs without her. Now is that true? Absolutely? But she
is not getting it like this is the third time
that Tamra has quit this season. And the crazy part
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about it is that we are near the end of
the season. How are you going to quit at the beginning, middle,
and end and still have your glass on the podcast?
Have you last involved in the cast? Drawn by? Have
you lass involved in everything? And it's not like a
little teeny bit embarrassing for you, Tamra. You beg to
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be back on this damn show, not just begged like girl,
you made a whole podcast so you and Teddy listen,
hold on pause? Ain't god good? I don't like Teddy.
That had nothing to do with this statement, though, I
am so happy that she has announced that she is
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in remission from her stage for cancer because it was
just so not even two months ago where she was
talking about planning her funeral with her father. Okay, that
is some good news, and just for anyone if you
know someone with cancer, or if you're dealing with cancer yourself,
like stage four baby, and she is, her skins are clear,
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that is something to celebrate. That is happy news. It
does not matter how you feel about Taramra like, that
is something that is beautiful and amazing, and I am
so happy for her. I'm so happy for her kids.
I'm happy for her a husband, I'm happy for her
father obviously, I'm just happy for anyone who knows and
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loves her and also just a housewife universe, like, we
do not need anything that dark going on. Baby, divorces
all day, sure, whatever, because you can always get back together.
Bankruptcies and lawsuits absolutely bring them on. Friendship fallouts I
really hate those, but usually if it's a friendship, we're
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getting back together. They find their way back together. But
something like this, any illness, any illness, I do not
wish that on. I wouldn't say my word said to
me because hey, I'm only human in it. I feel
like y'all don't say shit out loud like I'm one
hundred percent honest, but I do not wish illness on
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anyone that I do not hate. You also have to
be careful what you put out into the world, right
because what you put out into the world, even if
you don't think it directly affects anyone, it might come
back to you in different ways, or it might come
back to someone that you care about, which in some
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ways is worth and you're looking around like, oh, what
did I do? What happened? Why is this happening to
me or someone that I love? And it's that nasty
energy that you put out, so yeah, like, uh, praise Jesus, hallelujah.
I'm so glad that she is on the men. And
also that way, anyone who has beef with her can
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continue their beef because it's like, hold on, we're on
a level playing field, okay. Like I could drag her
about literally taking that lady husband and being that lady
husband while she was giving birth, Like I could drag
her about whatever she is saying about Real Housewife of
Orange County. I can drag her about how I still
don't want her on none of the Housewives. I'm sorry,
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I'm sorry, I don't want to see her on my
screen at all. Don't want to see her. You're already
embedded in the universe of housewives of that podcast. Two
teas in a pod is enough. One tea in a
pod is enough. But anyways, so, yeah, so Tamor works
so hard to get back on OC that she is
now quitting three times in a season, and it's so ironic, like,
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oh my god, we've had two legendary crash outs. I
will say, though, Tamra's can crash out where she's like
completely shocked. And that's what I understand what you guys
are saying about Emily. Emily does this. Emily does that.
She never wants to do this, She would never want
to do that. She's not No, I'm sorry. Emily straight
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up told her. And I feel like, I don't know
if she's a Capricorn. I feel like she might be Capricorn.
She told her to her face. Yeah, so I definitely
said that I would not trust you with something secretive
because you would absolutely go back and tell on what
I said. And I don't want my business in the
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streets like that. I mean, I I feel like that
is some savage level not even savage. It's frankly the
most sensible thing that I heard. And oh see, how
do I say in seasons everyone walks around like, you know,
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I'll say this behind her back, but I can't say
it to her face. And once she gets it said
to her face by Emily, she's just like so mad.
She's stopping around, and even Emily is able to explain
to her, like, listen, you do this thing where it's like,
I don't think that I can trust you, like none
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of us think that we can trust you because you've
done it so much, whether it's on the show or
on your podcast, like you leave a path of destruction,
and I would like, I wouldn't even tell you my
dog business at this point, and I feel like y'all
are like, oh, Emily is just this is Emily is
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just that that was the really shit that someone did
on that motherfucking show. I don't care like that was
Tea because I wouldn't trust t Haamper neither, and Tamma
can't do shit to me. So that's the weirdest part
about it, Like I do not, so who do we
trust the least? In the words of real healths in Miami,
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which I'm not gonna talk about today because it was
just too much to catch up on and I just
want to talk about it with my girlies. Okay, don't worry,
I will be caught up by the time my girlies
are here. I heard the whole thing about how Julia
said that she slept with Adriana, and we're gonna hear
the truth on the part to the reunion and how
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some people are turning on Gerdy and y'all feel like
she talked over people, and y'all feel like she's annoying,
and I'm just like you guys don't understand what it's
like to literally have to deal with what Gertie dealt
with with these women all season. And you finally get
to the reunion and people are still fucking playing in
your face, and it's like, oh, she's talking over people
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who are agreeing with her, who are trying to apologize
to her. She's just nothing is enough for her, Like, bitch,
just because someone is literally apologizing to you does not
mean that you need to just shut up and accept
the answer, Like y'all have played in this woman's face
for two seasons, okay, And then you see how Julia
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is in real life, throughout this season, throughout how The
Housewives is airing, and then all of a sudden, she's
just supposed to be this angel and accept everything and
just be this well behaved Haitian woman like while you
guys sat there and let her name be dragged through
the mud, both in person and online. Absolutely not fuck
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all the ephors sitting up there that did not stand
up for her. This is a woman who was recovering
from cancer, and you guys let her get water thrown
on her, didn't stand up for her, and then you
condemned her for the fact that she dropped for septs
and you said that that was too far, but what
Julia was doing wasn't too far. And because we handed
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you your ass on social media, which it shouldn't have
had to take social media for y'all a field type
of way. You guys want to say, oh, but we're apologizing,
Oh we froze up at that moment, and all the no,
shut the fuck up. She can say what she wants,
she can talk over who she wants, she can do
what she wants, because you guys did what the fuck
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you wanted, period. That was my many Miami rant. Actually guys,
I did Miami Reunion in this way. I should put
that in the title. Anyways, So what was I even
at with Tim oh No? I was talking about how
Emily was real for that. That's some real shit. I
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think that Gerdy is a Capricorn too. We're gonna be
direct and we're going to get in your face because
otherwise we're usually like the nice, fun, cool ones. You
know what. I'm not really sure because I think Heather
Dubro might be a Capricorn. That's the thing. Hold on
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because Heather like acts the opposite Emily Simpson. Let me zodiac.
She's a Capricorn, but then Heather. Hold on, Heather Dubro
zodiac sign. They're both Capricorns. Okay, So Heather Dubro was
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born January fifth, nineteenth sixty nine, Wow, nineteen sixty nine,
and then Emily Simpson was born January eighteenth. They're both
January Capricorns. I'm a December Capricorn, so I think that, Yeah,
I don't know. I don't even really know. But at
the end of the day, they're Capricorn. So I'm riding
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for them and let me see, let me see what
what girty is because I could have sworn she doesn't
having porn girty Cebreer zodiac scin she is a Capricorn
January fourth. All of them are January Capricorns. I think
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the difference between December capricorns because we only have what
the twenty second through the first uh well not even
the first, the twenty second, the thirty first, that's what
eight nine days in December. The thing about December capricorn
is that we're a lot more like savage. By the
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end of the day, Capricorns are absolutely going to tell
you straight up what they said behind your back. They're
gonna say it to your face, and they're gonna explain
why they said it. It's no scary shit over here
with December capricorns, though I will say with January Capricorns,
they are a little bit more digestible, you know. But anyways,
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I respect Emily for basically telling Tamra to her face. Yep,
So I said that I didn't trust you because look
at what you do and also look at how you're
acting when I told you that, I said that I
couldn't trust you. But at the same time, I am
saying that even though tamar pissed me off, and I
feel like, if you're going to keep threatening to quit
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the fucking show, then just fucking quit the show and
actually quit the show and let the producers not allow
your us to come back and see what actually happens.
And then on top of that, if you're gonna quit
the show like that, don't let Bravo Talent come on
that little funky ass podcast either. How about that? How
about you get blacklisted and then see how far your
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little podcast goes, because no one's outside of the Bravo
world really teas in a pot like that. And that's
the thing. They're putting all their eggs in one bucket.
And that's why I want to expand so much. You guys,
It's like when you when you when you niche down
so much and then that niche could get taken from
you or falls through, you're screwed. That's why I want
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to plant seeds with Humu. I want to plant seeds
with HBO. I want to plant seeds on Netflix. I
want to plant seeds with you know, different streaming services,
Like I would love to work with the et Plus,
Like I would love to work with All Black, Like
it's not just the white. I would prefer actually to
work a strong black lead, which is like, you know,
the the black accounts for Netflix. So if anyone knows anyone,
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please DM me or send these people my profile like
I talk about everything anyways. So let them fire her
since she keeps threatening to quit and blacklist Bravo talent
from coming on their podcast, and see how far she gets.
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Because you don't have that, Jim anymore. I don't even
know she's still They still own bit a CBD or
whatever the fuck that shit is. The CBD was and
it's not shit. He is pretty okay, but I don't
even know if they still have that. But stop acting
like you don't want to be on this show anymore
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like you love it, Because if you didn't want to
be on the show anymore, or if you genuinely were
hurt by people feeling that you are an untrustworthy person,
then you wouldn't be an untrustworthy person. You wouldn't act
the way that you You printed out a screenshot that
Jin Pregerante followed someone that you're accused of sleeping with.
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Minu Jin Perjuranti was not the one who started this
fucking rubor. It was Gretchen Wieners and none for Gretchen
Wanors spot. It was Gretchen Rossi whoever her name is,
and that get out ass photo shoot that they had
they look cute, though they did look cute. I just
don't understand why she like she did that and then
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she would probably put like forty seven filters over that
photo shoot. But it was just Slade makes my skin crawl.
That man just does something to me. I think the
funny thing is is that camera goes. Can we decorate
the cakes now? Let's decorate the cakes now? I want
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toorate the cake the cakes. Let's take the cakes now.
After she ran upstairs, cried, came back downstairs, Fate cried
like girl, you know, like, why is she acting like
she doesn't understand why no one trusts her? You know why?
But you wouldn't trust yourself. You don't even talk about
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your actual life with Eddie. You don't talk about why
your daughter doesn't fuck with you. You literally just put
your daughter who does fuck with you, in the confessional
with you because you know that you needed to seem
more human like. And additionally, isn't that funny? Isn't it
funny that after all that shit talking, that they did,
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and you know, when they put it like that, I
was like, Okay, I guess, I guess, I guess Damn,
I guess Katie did a few things these women, according
to them, but I'm like, it's not more than what
Tammer does. So apparently she talked about Emily's kids and
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she recorded Shannon, and then I don't know what she
did to jin I don't remember exactly what she did
to jin Oh. And she told everyone about Heather calling
the paparazzi. And I don't think that she did anything
to Tamara Tamra because I still to this day, do
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not think that she made up this thing about Gretchen
going to the hospital. And that's also why it was
so weird of me, not me, why it was so
weird to me that Tara will allow Katie to be exiled,
because like I said, Gretchen does not like Tamra, so
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of course she would say or you know, tell the
truth about what happened with Tarma. So yeah, she should
have met Katie when they tried to exil her, because
why would she fucking make that up. Whether Katie goes
to bloggers quote unquote or not, has nothing to do
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with the fact that this is something that is so
specific that I don't think that it's made up. And
also when we talked about how Gretchen was in the
car with camera, she was like, oh, yeah, was that
with camera? Who was she in the car with it?
I don't think it was with Tamra whoever she was with.
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She was like, oh, well, you know, yeah, I did
say that I did go to the hospital. And then
she like kept changing her story. How do you how
are you getting mad at someone who is the messenger?
Was that messy of Katie to bring it up a fusolutely?
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But was it? Said apps fuulutely like, I don't know.
It's just weird that she even allowed her to get
that far. But now because she's feeling spiteful and like
a fucking Karen, she wants to go back to Katie
and now she wants to do a peace offering. Now
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she wants to really see what was going on. Now,
she wants to see if there's receipts when she should
have did that from the mother fucking get go. You
and Gretchen have not liked each other since I was
a child. That's when OC came out. I was a child. Literally,
I was in middle school barely when OC came out,
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So please save me the bullshit, save me that. It's like, okay, well,
now I want to why couldn't y'all do Why couldn't
you want to talk to her beforehand before you allowed
her to have to sit out? What four fucking episodes?
Five fucking episodes? Fuck that noise, like that's some real
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white woman who gets to play, who gets to stay
type shit that I was talking about earlier, Like you
should have been got to the bottom of it. The
three of you should have sat down. Katy should have
presented whatever she had, Gretchen should have presented whatever she had,
and since Slade wanted to be a bitch and be
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in women's business, he should have came, and Katy's husband
should have came whoever it was at the dinner. Bring
Jen ass into her scary ass, since she wants to
be friends with Gretchen so bad she bet on the
wrong fucking horse, Bring Jen and bring Ryan. So then
all these goofy ass niggas and goofy ass bitches can
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say what was said put that shit on the floe, period.
But I will say, ohc was funny as fuck, I
don't know, Like I don't know, like, is it salt
Lake civil salt Lake City level? No? And I'm gonna
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wait to talk about Salt Lake City with Aaron. Yes,
but yeah, O S hilarious. Actually, I just don't like
the whole icing Katie out thing. Sorry, Like I don't know,
not cool with me. The whole girdy thing too, not
cool with me. Like y'all are gonna learn to respect
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people of color? Period? What else? Really? I just wanted
to yap about O C. But oh, okay, this isn't
Bravo directly, but it's Bravo related. I have been watching
Special Forces and I am convinced they're trying to kill
the black people on there. They are trying to kill
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the black people on their your heart because why the
fuck did Eva Marcel go limp and almost drown in
the water? So why is Juicy smool at going on
the same mission twice and failing twice? And why did
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immediately after them Nick Nick Nick from basketball Nick and
he used today Gazella. I believe Nick and the other
black guy why were they also partners? And they were
the second people to go in this water? Okay, so
there was this water challenge. I don't call it a challenge.
I don't know what to call it. It's like a
water I guess when you're in the military. It's like
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a There simulated the military basically, and the simulation was
you had to basically be lowered into the water as
if you were in a plane crash, and you had
to go under the water. And once you get under
the water, you had to keep your breath closed or
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you know, keep a deep breath for twenty seconds before
you try to escape, and then when you escape, you
had to go out of a certain door. Eva was
panicking before she got in the Matoka water. Teresa was
panicking before she got in the Matuka water, so I
knew that it was gonna be a goner. But Eva
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and Juicyspooiet were paired up and they were kind of
holding each other's hands literally and physic furatively. And it's
so funny because they's like let go of each other's hands.
This is like a fucking you're not skipping along like
best friends. This is literally special Forces. But Eva panic
to the point where like she held her breath, she
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did the twenty minute of the twenty seconds she went
out of the right window, but once she got to
a surface to swim back, she literally goes limp, and
it's the scariest thing to watch, Like I don't know
that she was kind of triggering it was. It was
very scary, Like, I don't know. And the weird thing
about it is that Eva's one of the toughest motherfuckers
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on there. I that she had the potential to go
very far, if not when, and actually she wanted to stay.
But the second challenge, she was still shooken or shaken
up by the first challenge, and they were like, okay,
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well you talked to the psychologist and you're scared of
this shit, so we need need to send you home. Basically,
so Eva Marceille went home and that sucks. But Teresa
she only got out of her thing because she panicked
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and they basically saved her and she was with her
daughter and they're like, yeah, so you're depending on your
daughter to help you too much. And the second challenge,
you basically had to fight someone else. So even if
your friends, you had to square up personally. Because I'm evil,
I would have made Teresa and her daughter fight, and see,
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you know what would happen, but they were making them
fight someone else. So I think that her daughter Jia
fought this. It was the no, not the olyp and
gold medalist. It was like this sports person and Theresa
like she said that she couldn't say because she didn't
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want to see geaf fight. That's the craziest shit ever.
So you would stay when you almost drowned, but you
can't stay to watch ga fight, mind you. They didn't
say that y'all had to fight each other, like, girl,
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turn around, close your eyes you literally I don't know
if y'all watched the first episode or seen the clip,
but they put their heads like in dirt, like literally
quite literally put their heads in mud, like slam their
heads down straight into the mud, just to tell them
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that they're not all that. And the Australian, I don't
know if he's Australian, British, whatever he is. He has
one of those accents, you know, one of those kind
of accents. He called her dynasty, but they pronounced it dynasty.
He's like, he's like, finally the Dynasty woman left. And
it was funny as fuck. But I thought that was
just so strange of Teresa to not be able to
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see Ga fight because regardless like, you fucked up her
mental Well wait, let's rewind this. You fucked up the
challenge at the beginning of the day, and then right
before you guys are supposed to do this second challenge
of the day, which has nothing to do with you,
because they didn't make you, guys fight gladiat Or style
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each other. You're fighting Gladiatia style with other people. So
not only did you put yourself out of the game,
but by doing that right before the fight, she psyched
out her daughter who was preparing to fight whoever she
had to fight. That was really annoying to me. So basically,
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Britney's ass was there for all of twenty minutes embarrassing.
She knows she shouldn't have been there. And I know
that Jack's watched this and he got the laugh of
a lifetime out of watching Britney on this show because
he's like, this should have been me. This could have
been me. Oh, I could have totally could have been
in the fucking Marines or whatever they're supposed to be simulating.
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Are they simulating the Army Marines, Peace Corps, Coast Guard,
Navy Seal Team six? Like I don't know who they're simulating,
but I know Jackson's like, this should be me. I
should be getting the standoffs, this should be this should
be me. I deserve it. I built this entire fucking thing.
This is my show. And I know that he's hurting
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for money right now, as he should be. All of
his speaking engagements got canceled. No one listens to his
fucking podcast. You were putting your hands on that fucking woman,
and on top of that, you got fired for being
fucking racist. So, like I said, you gotta be careful.
You think that you may have gotten away with something,
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but then later on you pay for it in different ways.
And now you have to see that you could have
been in this spot if you knew how to keep
your foot. All you had to do was keep your
hands to yourself and go to a real rehab. And honestly,
the only reason that you had to go to a
rehab was because you couldn't keep your hands to yourself,
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because they were willing to let you say you know what,
Let me not get too preachy. It is almost bravo
con after all, you're cool. You're cool. I just know
that Jacks was laughing his ass off when Britney's ass
was like, I can't the usius, I'm not ready for
these this is too much like girl, you're actu been
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there in the first place. Please, you can't go on
House Civilians and you can't go on Traders because you're
sweet and cherry bad at least to the public. That's
what you've seen when it's not involving someone who was
with your cheating as spouse. Anyways, so Brittany was literally
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pissing me off by even being there, Like, girl, you
don't even work out we see on this show all
you talk about is how you won't talk all bail please.
And then La La and she are going back and
forth back and forth arguing on their podcast, talking about
like weird ass shit, talking about how okay. So apparently
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Sina says that she's not mad at La La just
for not posting the book. She's mad at La La
for telling Jenna Willis whoever the fuck that is, that
Brock cheated on her because she gave her an extra
or an early copy of the book or some shit
like that. So that was one of the things that
pissed her off. So La La told Jenna Willis or
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some shit like that, and then on top of that,
La La didn't post the book, and then on top
of that, they had some kind of an argument with
the children in the car and Laila curse out with
the children of the car, like we don't give a fuck.
I'm sorry, I don't care about this, and it just
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makes me not want either of them on the valley.
But the thing is, La La is the one who's
gonna be on the valley if it comes down to it,
because I think that she pissed off the damn producers
and Lala has no storyline, but I do want her
to come to for Jesse. She's playing up this whole like,
(31:48):
well they won't they thing with Schwartz, and it's just
very nasty and weird and funky and stupid because her
and Katie may not have been the closest friends ever
or especially especially especially at the end, but for her
to do the whole flirting thing, the whole storyline, the
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whole we need this publicity with Schorts, it's just very
weird and funky and nasty of her. And it doesn't
matter how many times you rebrand. If you're a funky,
nasty bitch, you're gonna be a funky, nasty bitch. You understand,
like it doesn't matter that they're divorced, It doesn't matter
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that you guys aren't friends. Like you are trying to
quote unquote turn a new leaf, right, but at the
same time, you're trying to make sure that you're on
the Valley spin off because you have nothing else. You
don't have the makeup line anymore, like you don't have
Randall tabouch off of for years now. You decided that
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you want a second baby by yourself, so you don't
get any child support for that. You took in your brother,
you took it in your mom. You moved all of
them to California. You bought a beach house, which is perfect,
or a second house, which is perfect. But you don't
really have your ducks in a row. So you're trying
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to force your way onto the Valley. But get some
real shit to talk about. You know you don't want
shorts or if you do, actually go through with it,
but just doing it for the publicity of it and
fucking around and just saying these things on social media
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that you know will get taken out of context is
weird and desperate and like Lala never like she came
across as a lot. Some could say she came across
as a whole, a home wreckerd, a racist sometimes you
know that whole thing with face faith she wasn't innocent,
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and that, of course not. She came across as you
obviously starfucker all these things, but she never came across
as like desperate. This shit is desperate and it's a rap.
It's a rap on Lala go home, boo boo, Like
I don't want to see her on the valley. If
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we have to pick one of the insufferables Shina or
La La, it's gonna be Sheena every time. So she
please apologize to whoever you have to apologize to and
get on the show. And y'all like, listen to the
fans when we say we do not want La La
on this damn show. And I know that she keeps saying, Oh,
the only reason that I'm on here is because people
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keep talking about how they don't want me and Sheda
on here. So if you guys want us on here,
keep saying that you don't want us on here, Like no,
it gets to a point where, like at once certain
point producers have to listen to the audience, because the
audience is literally what's driving the view the viewing. And
I don't even know why Schwartz would be on this
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show because guess what, but Jackson is no longer on there.
You were literally on there as Jackson's friend, So now
what are you coming on there as little as will
they want them when we know that you guys don't
even fuck with each other like that. Please, it's desperate,
it's tired, it's loosey, goosey. It's that class. Say that class,
say say it with me, that class. Say, Oh my god,
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I've been talking for thirty five minutes. See, I'll be lying,
all right. Love y'all. Talk to y'all soon. Make sure
you watch Potona tomorrow. Bye,