Kaya And Aaron Take Potomac Season Premiere With One Question: Does Your Breath Stank?

WE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO BACK!!!!!!!!!! Potomac premiered with top tier hilarity putting it back where it belongs -- at the top! Then Kaya and Aaron rate the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City taglines. Make sure you answer our potstirrers in the comment section below!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hello, Hello, Kats and kits in Taiwana. Today we're back
with another episode. This one is Bravo. It feels really
good to be talking Bravo. We haven't talked Bravo in
a while. It's been all this other stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
But Bravo was back, so so are we.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Here we are and it feels damn good. We have
a lot of good stuff to talk about. Salt Lake
City is out and it's doing very well, if I
may say so. Myself household as a Potomac premiere baby.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
When I told y'all that Potomac was back, because I
watched the screener a while ago, I did not let
you guys down. I'm sorry. If you watched the episode
of Potomac and you didn't immediately think we are so back,
you're just a hater at this point, because everything was
addressed like they laid it out. They put it on

(01:14):
the flow.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
They did, and they did a damn good job doing it,
I will say. And I love that they started off
with the care and stuff, which we'll get into. What
should we address first? Should should we jump into Salt
Lake City or should we jump into the Housewives of
Potomac pre MEI.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Let's just do Potomac, because that's what the fuck we
hear for Those are our girls, That's what they brought back.
That's who I was like last season, I'm like, where
do we go from here? Like, let's go, baby, who
do we have on the cast? Let's rate the well? No,
Salt Lake City. Later on we can read the taglines.
That's what I wanted to. Don't let me forget. But

(01:54):
with Potomac, we have got two new editions. We got
care getting out of jail, we have Stacy having to
answer for herself. We have so many things going on.
Like you said, it started with of Karen literally leaving
the jail. She's asking if they have a tissue in

(02:17):
the uh in this in the sprinter, not the sprinter,
but in the the van. And she's ready to go home.
But let's not act like we don't know that she
got hair and makeup done in the jail house before
she got in that n left and car like.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I heard, but didn't didn't she like head to the
hair and makeup.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, she got it done in like a little bit,
a little bit done in the actual jail house. Because
I remember they said on the report that we're waiting
for her to come out because she's getting some hair
and makeup done. And it wasn't it wasn't the like
there was this picture circulating of her being blonde and

(03:04):
like looking like she's slaid, and like that was just
a picture that her stylus posted. People were getting that wrong.
People thought that she was like, oh my god, back
like that. Like, no, that was an old picture that
her stylus posted. But she got a little something so
she wouldn't look, you know, like too rough, like when
your mom literally goes outside and she refuses not to

(03:25):
literally go outside with at least some on you know
what I mean, something something. Unfortunately I am not like that,
or at least at this age, like I don't care.
I'm going like I'm just I gotta get up and go.
You're lucky I'm going at this.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Point exactly exactly. And so we got, you know, the
little moment of her getting out of jail, and then
it goes back like six months. So now we're at
Gizelle's house. Was that the scene I believe Jazelle's house
and Giselle is inviting the gang over. Actually Darby comes over,

(04:05):
we have Stacy coming over. We have all these people
nailed me up.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Thank god.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
They didn't even address that though.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
There was nothing to address about that, like by you
showed your ass, you embarrassed us. It was people were
just calling us all kinds of names. It was embarrassing.
Go you and the little DJ applebox.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Go the fuck out of the cabaret.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Exactly that energy because they have so much exposition to
build on that they don't need to address address it,
Like that's what I like about it, because they had
to talk about Stacy's situation. They gotta talk about Karen's situation.
Later on, Kiana had opinion about Wendy. We got introduced

(04:58):
to a jewel and I forgot the other new person's name.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
What was her name, the British lady, the.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
British lady, British breakoff. I'm gonna call her that until
we pull her name up, like, we have so much
to talk about. And then also Ashley is talking about
how she's finally divorced. So it's like, Okay, when you
have this much news to build off of, we don't
need to go in the past and address Mia and Tiya. Okay,

(05:29):
So Tia replaced Miya with Tiya a Tita is always
gonna compare and she seems cool so far. I do
like that.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Immediately they jumped into their feelings towards Karen, like going
to you know, Jared and Karen getting locked up, and
I do like the points that Gizelle made, like although
she was teen Karen, I do like that. She also
held Karen accountable and said, like, you know, we cannot
have another dui, so there needs to be something done

(06:01):
to keep this, you know, under control. And that's realistically
what it is. It had to happen, something had to happen.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I felt very deeply every time when Ashley was like, damn,
Karen is in jail, Like every day that Karen was
in jail, I was like, damn, Karen's in jail. It's
just weird to think of. And then of course that
in true Potomac ways, they made light of it, not

(06:31):
in a haha funny way, but like, hopefully she's not
in like the rough part, like really she's somewhere where
you know, the seniors are, like where a minimum security.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Part Thomas Jefferson's concubine.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
And then Stacey was like, don't say that, and then actually,
I love the way it actually flipped that around and
she was like, well, okay, since we're not talking about
Thomas Jefferson, let's talk about the initials what happened with TJ.
And I'm like, holy shit, like.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
That, Yeah, that was definitely a good way to transition
into that.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
So what do you think?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Do you think that Stacy's lying? Do you think that
this is just she's full of shit?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I didn't say all that. I do think that there
was some kind of an arrangement because none of it
made sense. Like you look back on the season and
we're asking like, why is this man that you supposedly
like love treating you like shit? And also just for

(07:37):
her to well spoiler you guys two months later, like
they skipped two months later and she's back with her husband.
It's insane to think about. I'm like, now it all
makes sense. You had this guy pretend to be your
love interest and then you got back together with your

(08:00):
baby daddy and guess what, it worked? Like that's what
people won't address. Did she do this? And is that
kind of like wrong and crazy and Kenya Moorish? Yes,
but did it work? Also? Yes? What do you think?

(08:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I believe Stacy. I believe Stacy. I don't think. I
don't think that you know, she paid this guy to
be with her. I feel like we've seen the real
side of TJ behind the scenes. And I also think
it's very coincident. Oh Dad, one of his friends who's
also an actress. I don't know who it is that

(08:44):
the same.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
So nosy, like I tried to figure out, Like I
even typed in black women in Hollywood, Giselle and Ashley
who sat at the table, and it just kept giving
me like the only person that I saw was who
plays the mom on like almost everything, the one that
plays a mom on the Tyler Perry movie on Media's
Big Happy Family.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Loretta Devine.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I saw a picture of Loretta Devine and Ashley and Giselle,
and I'm like, it surely cannot be Loretta de Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
No, I don't think it's Loretta Devine.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
And there was one other like it was also Alphabet's
Cynthia Rivo. I can believe. I don't think it's Cynthia
or Revote either. I think that that is all too easy.
But I want you to also explain, though, what was

(09:37):
this behavior if it wasn't someone who is pissed off
about not being paid, and also like they never like
really showed affection towards each other. He treated her like shit,
He didn't seem interested in her. He didn't come and
apologize like she said that he would. So what do

(09:58):
you think it was that really happened here?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't know, Like it's it just seems like a
very bitter man. It just seems like something happened, and
I'm not sure what it was, but there had to
be something that happened between those two that maybe we
didn't we didn't see on camera, that happened behind the scenes,
And I feel like he's just kind of taking it

(10:22):
out on her and trying to make her seem really
crazy right now, because I just don't feel that she
would go this hard when there's like all this proof
and all this evidence. If it wasn't like, if she
didn't know what the fuck was going on, she absolutely
wasn't lying.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Okay, I do the one thing about me, I never
like feel like a man won't be spiteful. Men can
be more spiteful than women, and he's very sassy too,
So I'm just giving her the benefit of the doubt.
I just feel like I believe it, but it doesn't

(11:02):
mean that I'm mad at her. I feel like I
believe it, and still she rises.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, and that's just what it is, you know. And
Keana making a point of her wanting to be on TV,
I'm like, are you guys kind of all wanted to
be on the shoe? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Because what happened with Greg, Like you gave him an
ultimatum of you have to propose by what was that
like March twenty ninth or some shit or we're breaking up?
And then we see her back with Greg after he
invited her to Jamaica. M hm like Keana, right message,
wrong messenger right right.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
So with her, it's like I like Yanna, but every
now and then she's just very confusing, Like with the
whole Whitney thing, I'm sorry, not Whitney. I'm thinking soul
like said he Wendy thing. I'm just like, what's going
on with that? Like why are you so upset with
Wendy because she didn't speak to you at an event?
Like and I get the optics, I get how it looks.

(12:00):
Could I could kind of see that, But then on
one d side, when she has explained things and she's
like I kind of took one dy side on that.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I just thought of he too, I don't understand it. Like, Okay,
so she's doing a speech and she didn't stop the
speech to it or not at you or anything. Yeah,
but then there's a second incident. What did she said?
The second incident was somewhere, But what happened at the
second incident.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
The second incident was her talking about her makeup. She
was like, damn, girl, did you do your makeup on
your own?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh? Well, that was a little bit shady, But I.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Feel like, and I think the producers are even shadier
for showing the picture of her.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
But I don't know, but I don't think it look good. Yeah.
My thing is like show her looking like sorry, Gina, Like,
show her looking like someone that does their own makeup.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, Like the highlighter isn't blended, like it's just there,
but it looked good. It look good, So I kind.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Of look good as fuck. So rather she did it
or not. I do feel like that's a shady comment though,
because why would you ask me that, Like, what does
that have to do with anything here? Yeah, I guess
come on, yeah, come on, Out of all the things
to say, to me or ask me, especially.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's curious, like did you do it your something, your
own makeup, because maybe I want you to do mine.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Exactly. That's even worse thinking, Yeah, I still don't think
that it was. I'm still on the same side of
like I'm still on Windy's side with the whole that's
not really cause enough for you to have a problem
with me.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, And then the way she's just bringing it up,
like she's talking to Angel, who is the new girl
on the show now, and I like Angel you too.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
So far.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I think she's really cool that.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
She was a housewife, Like this is someone who's wife,
a mother, she has a business, her husband's fine, she
has kids. And also I like the space that they're in,
like they are black people in the wellness space and
like that is very unique, unique.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Like you, Yeah, I agree. I agree. There isn't anybody
on this show that I feel like is out of place, right,
And that's how I felt last season, and I don't
feel that way this season. I feel agree flowing very well.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I love the OG's holding it down though, Like I
love the Giselle and Ashley scenes, even though they're kind
of getting in Stacy's ass like you have a lot
to explain, Stacy, because you can't. Okay, let's just put
away the whole TJ thing. Did you ever get divorced?
And we see your husband now and all of a sudden,

(14:57):
you guys are back together, Like Stacey say yes, she
said yes. But if you look it up, well that's
what Ashley said. I didn't look it up. So I'm
sure that when the episode aired, right as this episode
is out, someone is looking it up and they're seeing
if she really got divorced or not. But at that time,

(15:19):
you don't see a divorce between her and her husband
in the public database. And since Ashley is this public,
I would imagine since they live in the same state
database Stacy's be public.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
They're not in the same database.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Anything else. Is Stacy paying YouTube? No, she's not.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's like I understand Stacy, though, I understand it, like, bitch,
don't ask me all this shit because there's reasoning, and
I feel like she's trying to naturally let her story unfold.
So it's like, let her tell her story. M I
feel like that's what she's doing because it's like, as
you can see, she just jumped, like the first thing

(16:09):
we see her after like that those two months passed
or maybe though I think that that was. Yeah, she's
with the guy, and you think TJ is gonna walk in,
and it's not TJ. And then you hear the voice
and her head well herd's husband or her current husband,
I don't know, and they work things out and they
take a trip together. And does it sound convenient, Yes,

(16:33):
it does sound very convenient after all this stuff happened.
It's almost as if she's like trying to like do
that thing on Men in Black where she's like, it
never happened, this is my life. Yeah, actually, who's TJ.
That's I was never with it, And I would respect her,
Actually if she did that.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
That's what I would do, respect her as a viewer,
but I would be like, TJ, what are you guys
talking about?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
They could show me a million scenes, I mean being
filmed with TJ, and I would be like, you guys,
in this AI, it's unbelievable, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Cut it out. I think that that's actually hilarious. But yeah, no,
I feel like she's lying, Like she doesn't make any sense.
She's lying. She doesn't have her story together, and everything's
falling apart. But what I respect about it is that
she still shows up and she still is like standing
up for herself, and she still is like, actually you don't.

(17:39):
She keeps a composure about her and she's like even
though it's it's literally like what the Home Shopping Network,
She's like, I've been on TV for twenty years and
I love that about her. Yeah, Like she just has
this genisi quah, like I don't know, like energy.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Technically, She's right, she has been on TV for about
twenty years.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Me when I was on the watch what happens like
that one time you were on TV?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You've been on TV for twenty years?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh no, not that long? Like what about want to
do city? Want to do city like I've been. That's
what I understood when Lisa was like, I live a
very different life then all of you guys. I feel
like people don't get it like we did. We went

(18:29):
to one.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
We're not the same.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
We've been to Bravo, Khan, Vip, we had Slot, we
had pork belly sliders in vip at Bram I'm it's
literally no tea, no shade. We live a very different life.
I drank Zephyril's and it sounds county to other people,
but it's the truth, especially when you want to try

(18:54):
to fucking peg me down, like no.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
And then they just started talking that they didn't have
anything else. They just started talking about how stank her breath.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Was Okay, I'm like, that was rude.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Honestly said too much, and me personally, I would have thought.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, But the thing is what pisces me off, Like
that's the only thing that I'm like, this is not
okay because if it was just Giselle and Ashley, okay, whatever,
they're being haters cool, Like everyone is more than just
your haters are saying it. You can't come back from that.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Because Angel was like, yeah, it was a little tard.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
And she has no reason to dislike her. That's why
I was like, fuck bro, Like the prettiest girls have
the stinkiest breath, and that that really like hurts my feelings.
Because Giselle said, who was it? It was like it

(19:57):
comes from the inside, Like do you know how bad
I think that was? Giselle?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
She was like her inner gut like and then that
Bert did not help and they edited back in time.
I'm like, why would you guys, why would you guys.
Do that me personally, I would sue I have a
press charges because it's like, this is.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Unbelievable camera, like I quit, samra quit this last episode.
This is her three times this season quitting. I would
absolutely quit. Yeah, and I'm actually ruining it. I'm writing
a book like Shina and be like, hey, this is
the whole storyline was fake and this producer did X
y Z and actually Bravo.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
The fucking no, this is bromh Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
But TJ stuff. They hired him. It wasn't me. That's
why I couldn't say anything because they hired.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Him exactly, so Shina did. She in her book was like, listen,
the producers did this ship. And I'm like, you know,
the producers did not tell your ass to look a
fool on everything.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
They actually did, Like that was a lot of it
was you. They were like, let's get going, and then
it just came naturally. It just came naturally. I'm just joking, guys,
I feel too much.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's not okay though, Like that's something you could never
come back from, like put like, Okay, that's gonna be
the that's gonna be the pot stir. Would you rather
and you have to answer have musty allegations or stink
breath allegations, and both of those are like life sentences.

(21:57):
I don't rather have musty, same like there's something about
the breath.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'd rather have musty because then it's like if it's musty,
it's like you can kind of you know, you.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Can come back from that. You can kind of like
also introduce like you can lose.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I started using native d outerant.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
You can partner with different people and make it like
a whole thing with this. She can partner with Kobe
all she wants. You can't go back if it's an
inner gut thing. Even if you get on probab.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Is true though it could be in good That's what I'm.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Saying, Like, even if you get on probiotics and you
fix your breath, you're always that person that not one,
not two, but three to four people said that you're
breath wasting and you were burking on camera.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
That's humiliating, and they replay the seeds twice.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Like why would you do that? I would rip the
fucking like I would break that show nuts too fucking nice,
that's the problem. So fucking nice, don't I always say

(23:19):
don't give the nigga a chance who has always wanted
to date you. And the second thing that I always
say is do not date a nice guy or self
proclaimed nice guy. They are demons. Hate.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
That is insane. That whole show is unbelievable, and I
have a bona pick with Vanessa Lache, but I'm not
gonna get into all of that.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
You can do that later. Actually, like a little.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I'll give I'll give that to her at the end.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
A little cidequists later on. Okay, So Giselle's talking about
being an empty nester basically, which I feel like, okay, cool.
I like to see that she's she's like, I'm walking
around my house naked. She feels like we need to pooh.
All her kids are they're all in college. That's that's

(24:11):
what she's say. Just yeah, and I do.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I just I think I thought there has something like
one of her daughters was was younger.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Mm hmmm, which is crazy. That's Ramsey. It's crazy how
old we're getting. Because when they first came on.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
They were like chlowing OI on YouTube and.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
They used to humble her so much. Like that's why
she's she's like happy that they're gone because they used
to humble her every time. It used to be so funny,
and that's really who humanizes Giselle, like her daughters. But anyway,
she's so pretty, she looks better, like her fashion has

(24:54):
been getting better. She's never going to tell us who
or if she's dating. Personally, I feel like she's probably
still dating Jamal and we just can't say it. But
that would be messy with me.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I don't think it's Jamal. I think it's a Mauricio. No,
I'm just kidding, fat pat jokes. No, I don't think
it's Mauricio. It would be nice, it would be a
good storyline now. Actually Darby, on the other hand.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Could see Ashley Darby if they if they ever put
in the news. Actually Darby was seen with Mauricio. I
believe they're married.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Not even dating. They're married. They're married.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Like something's going on. She's a child.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
It's Kyler Richard's would react.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
She would crash out.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
But behind the scenes, do who do you think would
win in a physical fight, the castle of Real Housewives
of Orange County or the cast of Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills. And think about it hard, because we have Rika.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Jane, Orange County.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
That's fair because I feel.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Like Shannon Badoura, she's just gonna.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Bring your ass over.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
But Shannon has a lot of grief and hating her RD,
so I definitely feel like she will bust a bitch
in the head, like really hard and not think twice
about it. I feel like she's been waiting to do
some ship like that.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
The tea is that she gets into fucking bar fights
that the Quiet Lady apparently allegedly.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
But then they stop me personally, is she still going
there quiet?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah? I think that Alexis goes there now, so.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
She's good because I was just about to say I
would never go somewhere where they like pretty much sponsor
Alexis Billino.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, And all they u was talk shit.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
About Shannon Badore They're like, did you see that bitch
come in here? She was fucking disgusting.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
We could carry your fucking dog. Your dog didn't even
want to leave with her. Their dog was scared from
last time, and.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
They throw bread at her and they just kick her out.
But a Letsis Billino, They're like, pull up, pull up
a chair, pull up the best chair.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
We have the best fucking cheer John's here, get his
corny ass over here. You see that fucking ugly ass
wedding that they had. Good for you, I blocked him
sad though, a housewife with no city to belong to?
Ye because you wanted to come on the show and

(27:56):
act the fucking fool.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well, yeah, I don't need to see her anymore. Good
for them. I wish them a lifetime of.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Something something what else? Final thoughts on Potomac premiere, Like,
I would rate this premiere, especially since the past few
seasons have been like a little bit lackluster. I'm writing
this premiere at eight, what do you think? And eight
I would say the same.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I would even say in eight point five, like, yeah,
I definitely stayed engaged the whole time, which is normally
not the case because the last few seasons of Potomac
I put it on and then it's like I have
to go back and watch it again to like really
see what's going on. But from start to finish, I
was really engaged. I did skip over the part a

(28:46):
little bit about Kianna talking to her mom. I kind
of skipped over that.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh once she talked about how her and Great got together.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, cause I don't really care. I didn't think it
was important for this episode. I'll get to it, Like,
maybe i'll rewatch the second episode. I'll just go to
that scene just to see what she talked about. But
I was like, I just want to get to the
meat and potatoes.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Especially getting to the like I love when black people
have like a period piece party, Like I love a
theme like that. So that's all. And then especially seeing
Ashley and Stacy goil toe to toe. What do you
think about Stacey walking off twice in one episode? Yeah? Yeah,
And I would have did the same thing.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
It's like, you're not gonna sit here and call me
a liar three times, like that would be crazy. And
then the second time with that hot ass breath, Really.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
You know what, I would have actually maybe thought.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, no, I would have It's not even that maybe
about it, Like at.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
This point, you're not gonna be able to use the footage,
you guys, Yeah, hour in a headlock, and I'd be like,
delete the fucking footage or something's gonna happen, Like, you
guys aren't playing this ship. I know that that's gonna
be trending. It's probably still trending as this episode.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Is hot ass breadth, stanky as breath, breath like my.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
God in her gut breath, like what is going on?
Do you guys? Hate? That's why you know, and that's
why you know it has to be kind of true
because it was too. Don't humiliate her here. I'm not

(30:42):
trying to. I'm just saying between you, me and the
people listening.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, to be true, I believe it.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Also, I feel like everybody should leave her ass along
because Jenna Lines, if you remember, was musty as hell,
literally two seasons in a row, and nothing was said.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
No, they said a lot, and we said a lot,
especially the black community. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
They didn't drag it out though. They didn't drag it
out like they did Stacey, like every scene, every scene
they weren't like Jenna was musty as fuck, Like did
you smell Jenna?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I think it's a community thing, though, what's that smell?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Did you smell her?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Because Black people are not going to allow you to
be musty or have something in your teeth, or have
hot breath or look a certain way, whereas white people
sometimes don't even wash. Not not y'all listening, but a
lot of white people don't even watch their legs. Like
it's a community kind of thing, you know, Like some

(31:51):
people are like natural or they don't believe in alluminum
deodorant like stuff like that. But us, it's like, we
don't give a fuck. Put on a deodoran and get
the cancer like you can personally. I tried it, and
I'll be honest with you, guys.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
The aluminum wat the non alumnum. Listen, washed legs and
kneecaps and arms and everything, but the fucking native deodorant
and that that does not have aluminum. Guys, I put
that shirt on at six o'clock and I was musty

(32:28):
at seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
You're busying, you let the house.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
I was.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Musty.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I then got dressed like I had to go take
another shower because it's like, that's not it's it does
not work. It does not work, guys.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I tried it.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
You have to use the aluminum.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I don't know what it is that with the alumnum.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Just use it.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Like I can't. I try because it's hard.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
It's like, but one thing that I will say is
the non aluminum. You could tell it's it's better for
you because it feels good, like you don't feel that
that feeling of Diona under your arms, like it feels
really good. It just doesn't work all right. And I've
tried it multiple times and every time I'm like, well,

(33:25):
maybe I just need to put more on, Maybe I
just need to reapply it, and it's like, no, it
doesn't matter how much it goes on. It just it
makes me musty.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I'm sorry it's musty, especially in Florida though, Like if
we were in a place that doesn't, it wasn't shock
have like humidity. That's why it was shocking when Jenna
was musty in New York because they have seasons.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, maybe that was just the wrong season.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
But they film during like didn't didn't they film during
like Chrismas January. So for you to be sustainky, no,
but for you to be stinking during the winter months,
that's a different kind of funk, Like you need to
take a bath. That's not okay. And I'll leave it

(34:18):
at that.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
But have you guys ever been musty?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I thought that that I already dropped the pot, sir,
would you rather have? That's the second? That's the second.
Have you guys ever been musty? Like?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
No, let's not leave it at that.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I want to know, I will say. When I tried to,
like I was looking at shit like don't laugh already.
I was looking at shit like, oh, this causes cancer,
like the exact that I like, this causes cancer. So
all you have to do is put like lemons under
your own arms and it's supposed to like take that away.

(35:03):
And so many people were swearing by it on Reddit
and like I literally just rubbed lemons under my arms
this one time. And then I went out and I
went literally to there's a plaza around it's called Dania Point.
I went to Dania Point and like from walking from
the car to Regal oak Wood, I could just feel

(35:23):
the sweat dripping down my back and like I was
on a date. So I ran in the bathroom and
took like a whole bath, like I put hand sanitizer
underneath my arms. And he was like, you smell so good,
because he thought that I just went and reapplied my perfume.
But no, bitch, I was musty because I used lemon slices.

(35:47):
Because he bitches online told me that you can't. I'm
telling you, I'm like just giving. That's why I said,
just gave me the cancer. I'll literally like to take.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
That's how I found out about the Native because this
guy is like, I'm telling you guys, you won't know
what put it on. It's not going to be any different.
I put that ship on and I was musty like
the second.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
And you know what I hate about that? The main
dudes who use Native deodorant are the gym dudes, And
I'm like, you have a different kind of funk, So
how the fuck are you walking around with that thinking
that you're not sinking? Like do you? I don't know.
I don't know if it's a thing.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
I also heard that you have to train your armpits
because like apparently your body gets so immune to using
the deoterant with aluminum that, yeah, he tauched your body
and then reapply. But it's like you're gonna be musty
during that time.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
So I guess what are you supposed to just stay
up hibernate because I don't want musty allegations.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
You just have to keep taking baths, like you just
have to keep taking showers every four hours, every three hours.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
But that's what I was talking about with the this
is off topic, but with the whole body deodorant spray.
It's like at a certain point, no, just take a
fucking shower. Why do I need a whole body deodorant spray?
Let me just take the shower. Well, the whole body does.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Like so if you are a person who sweats like
under your neck.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, and like my boobs and stuff, yeah, that's what
it's like. Yeah, but like I've been doing that all
my life.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
So it's like it's like an under your cologne or
you're like perfume. And let me tell you something too,
whole body spray. Deodorant spray does not work under the arms.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Like, don't think you're gonna use that as deorant whole body.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
That's not true. They lied. That's not true. I tried
that too. That does not work. You will be musty
by two o'clock. And it's like the Riddler every time
I hear it in my head every time, like I
tried it, it's like, enjoy that because you're gonna be musty.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Into a m to figure out if you are a stink.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay, guys, okay, he's got a cause.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Get to the Salt Lake City. I want to rate
the taglines and talk about it a little bit and
then we can leave out of here because I'm gonna
get your thoughts on love is Blind, but you guys
can't get it in the same episode. Okay, So I
have the taglines pulled up already so we can read them.

(38:53):
We're gonna start with Heather. My nest is almost empty
and this bird is ready to sol one through. What
do you give it?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
One?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I don't like it, like, I just don't. And I
hate that they started off with her, like why not?
Why do you want to start off with that?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Holy shit? Okay, Meredith, while you drop lies, I'm dropping
beats because Meredith is a DJ. So I when since
then a few months now, she's been djating stuff that
she's been to like Charleston's. She's been to different gay
Pride events. She's been DJing, so that's why she put

(39:45):
while you drop lies, I'm dropping beats.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Four until I hear some music, until I hear her
set a.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Set like her fucking boiler room set, bron Win. If
my closet hat skeletons, at least they'd be well dressed.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Six.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah, okay, what about you don't skip over it? What
do you mean? What did you write Meredith. What did
I write, Merediths? I'm asking, didn't I say it already? No?
You never said it intention I read I read it
everyone I read it. Heathers, SOO didn't I you write it? Heathers?

(40:34):
What did I write? Heathers? No, you didn't. You didn't
write anybody's what? What's going on? What was Heather's? You
gave her one? I was gonna say, that's yeah, like
a three. Honestly, what was Meredith's? Meredith? I kind of
like it because since I had the context and she's

(40:58):
out of like her law bag, I guess, and into
her DJ era, I feel like that's like a good five.
Not I literally do. I want to, at least not
necessarily be a DJ, but I want to have a
set like a boiler room set, and I'm gonna force
everyone to listen to the song from the beginning to

(41:18):
the end. And that's the difference between my sets and
other people's sets, Like we're not cutting in from like
Return of the Mac and like you're gonna hear like
a fucking DM version of it starting from the beginning
to the end, and you're gonna hear a pause in
between two and then I'm gonna introduce the next song.
This is my next favorite song. I heard this when

(41:40):
I was very little, and this one is gonna be
called a wonder Wall. And then I'm gonna play the
whole thing from beginning to end, and we're gonna fucking listen,
and actually people are not gonna be able to talk
or dance. Well, you can dance, but you can't talk
over it or sing over it.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Brown was present.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I'm gonna strict DJ, like, shut the fuck up. I
like these songs. Bron Wins, I will have to say
I like bitch, but I like that. That was a
seven to me because I just love the even though
I don't think that she's well dressed. I love the
theme of if my closet has skeletons, at least they
be well dressed. Angie's on Greek and the rest are

(42:25):
just a tragedy. I'm sorry that kind of ate for me.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, I'll give it a six point five because it's
in tangy Damn.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Okay, seven for me. Whitney, roses are redheads, violets are blue.
Don't come for me or I'll come for you.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
But what did you say? I just like six point five.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
What's that look like? Everyone getting like this? Okay, I
will give that one for seven. I think for like Whitney,
even though I hate the red on her, everyone loves
this red. I don't like it her.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Due I just think she needs to do something different
with it. It shouldn't be a bob it should be
like the new ice Spice here. I think that would
be really good on Mary.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'm just here to eat, drink and be merry. No,
I love that one. That was.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah, that was definitely like an eight for me because
it just gave me like Mary j Blige for some reason.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
No, no, no, I think that it's like giving, like
what she's giving, like she's actually trying, and she has
a good story, and she's engaged and she's a housewife.
So that's definitely an eight. Lisa ten. Yeah, it's just
the way that she's handling these bitches. I wouldn't even

(43:49):
say it's the tagline. I would say it's the way
that she's fucking crashing out, but in the best way
on these bitches. I don't go low, I go the
distance ten because I love business.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Because the thing is, she's been saying that a lot,
and it's like her new thing, like I want to
go the distance. If I'm your friend, I'm going to
go the distance for you. And I'm like, it's just
I'm on my way.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, I just watch her hercules.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah I can go. I want to go to distance
on this. And then it's like it's it's just such
a powerful saying.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
And the first time that she said it, it was
so powerful. She was like, hello, yeah, my lawyers. Yeah,
so they're saying that I and I want to go
the distance on it, and I'm like, wait, okay, put
the phone down, Like I'm.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Scared because she wants to go the distance.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Mean, it's like when you're a teacher, when you're like
in school, and there would be like a green card,
a yellow card, and a red card, and you get
so scared if you're already on a yellow and you
get to a red.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Card because the distance is automatically, Like imagine the teacher
changing your cards from bringing to red. Like she's going
in the distance, Like it doesn't matter how long it takes.
It doesn't matter what I have to do. It doesn't
matter where I have to be, It doesn't matter what
I have to turn into, who I have to call
if I have to die right now, it's gonna happen,

(45:19):
and I'm going to go all the white like sorry.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
And it's also the way that she's acting on the show,
what she's doing on the show. Can we just get
into the episode?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Absolutely we can. So with this episode, there's I had
there and Lisa sit down.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Just burned like Stacy in my face. By the way,
I did not burn, but he didn't smell like a dragon.
It like that wasn't even a burn. That was a refresher. Okay,
it smelled like Coldgate when you have to.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Okay, that's what that was. But yeah, So Heather tells
Lisa about what's been going on and pretty much how
you know, she was missed on the Girl's trip or
wherever the hell they went. But Lisa was like, well
I did miss it too, but she's like, I'm around
all these people. It was it Blake Lively.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
She's like, I'm with Blake and Ben.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Benefflin and I'm just like, Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Not the right time for that, because Blake got canceled
immediately after she said that. Yeah, but she didn't know.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, but this was like this was our prior, right.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
So that's where she was so don't act like, Okay,
I want to say something. Don't act like you guys
didn't worship Blake lively at one time, especially the white
women that listened to this podcast. I was with you
when she used to go to the fucking met gala
and she used to eat that theme up in her
and Ryan were like the couple. So like, let's not
act like there wasn't a time. What is she known for, Blakely,

(47:05):
She's known for gossip girl, Like.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
What she's known for, wasn't she also in this one
song that.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Was Layton Easter, you talking about the good Girls go
bad song, the hanging and the conn out, the best friend. Yeah,
the good girl. We love Layton.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
But but yeah, you guys fucking worship Blake at one time.
Please as as recent as literally like last year, so please.
But yeah, that was that was last week's episode. This
one's episode, she was mainly like focused on like.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Ship that was, guys, because I was literally two episodes
behind until I watched him both at the same time,
and it was like the best too.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
But it's important because I didn't cover it and I
wanted to get your thoughts on it. So yeah, she
was telling Heather, like, I live a really a different
life than you guys. And yes I got sued. But
if you're rich and you have and you run businesses,
you're gonna get sued. And if you're hanging out around celebrities,
sometimes you gotta miss a trip or two. Sorry. And

(48:16):
I felt that, Like, what are you doing, Heather.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Well, she was doing the trip. She was looking for
ghosts at the park. See, like she's so into that shit,
Like she gets so into it, she gets so invested.
She's like, guys, I don't give a fuck about what
you guys are talking about.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Let's find this ghost. I'm just so scared. I mean
not scared. I'm so tired of her being a scary asshole.
Like that's what bothers me about Heather. She's just a
scary ass bitch. And it's so annoying. He's frightened by Lisa.
It's not just Lisa, it's everyone. It's ridiculous. Like even

(49:04):
she like she tries to stand out of business with Bronlin,
but even with Bronwin, she's like, well, do you want
to be friends or not? Like and it's just like,
if you don't like the bitch, just say that because
Whitney has finally like fighting for wild Rose? Are you
fighting for wild Rose Beauty? Yeah? You know, like what

(49:26):
is Heather fighting for? Whitney has a lot on the line.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
And maybe that's why I respect the Red Hair because
it's like she has a lot on the line.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
When a woman is in her red hair face, she's
going through ship and I can.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Do it's funny because it's true. It's funny because it's true.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Okay, So but yeah, So Lisa is like having an
event and she literally planned it two separate events, and
she's like, I'm going to have some of you guys to,
you know, shoot whatever it was that they were shooting at.
And these are the people that I actually like give
a fuck about and I want to hang out with.
And then I want to invite the rest of these
bitches and we're gonna have lunch. And I got something

(50:18):
for that ass. And it reminded me of when Karen
had her press conference. I'm like, I'm sorry, this is
a fucking clean bee. The show was not good for
the premiere, but as soon as Lisa came back, but again,
and I respect Bronwyn for taking care of her parents

(50:39):
and opening up about that, Like, I feel like that's
the only time that she's not insufferable to me, like, yes,
show me what you have going on. And even her
mom is just like, yeah, well you do need Todd.
You would not be successful without Todd. And I'm like, well,
damn well, that's how mom is, and.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Thought it's off saying something like that, I don't give
a fuck if it's true or not. You're not gonna
say this shit on TV when I'm paying with your
fucking bill.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
But that's how moms are. They don't give over.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Yeah, and I don't either light off.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
They live together, that's the thing. Though she's living with her.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I would turn that shit off literally when you wanted
to burn your mouth, bat light a candle, but the
air on like eighty one.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
But yeah, So we're learning about Bronwin in her background
and how her father has like Alzheimer's and her mom
is living with her, and her mom was basically like, yeah,
you wouldn't be shit if it wasn't for your husband.
And I'm like, didn't least say that though, but she
was this is your own mama saying that. So I'm
like I kind of felt bad for her because it

(51:54):
was like, damn shit, and then bron was like, I
actually would never I'll never stop wanting her approval or whatever.
So like I'm like, that's harsh, but she hu upsis
and it was just more interesting to me because it
wasn't just Brawlin being obsessed with taking Lisa down. But
then they get to basically the not the gun range.

(52:20):
You get to the lunch where Lisa has all these
things posted and it's like dismissed, dismiss dismissed, and she's like, basically, yes,
I have been sued, but as you can see here,
they've been dismissed all but two And I'm just like,
this is crazy. It proves nothing, but I love the dramatics.

(52:43):
And people are that are saying that it's corny or
cheesy or stupid. It's like this is Housewives, Like just
like with Angie when she had that dumb ass scroll
and you guys were living for it with that stupid
ass list last season and you guys loved all that shit.
This is like that, So like you can like that
and then condemned Lisa for that because you just a

(53:03):
Lisa hater. It was just her crashing out.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
How you really feel about the scroll.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
It's not about the scroll. It's about these lawsuits and
them being dismissed, and also Whitney fighting for wild Rose.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Pretty that's what it's about, and she's fighting hard. And
you know what, I actually feel like Whitney shit is understandable.
Like her beef with Lisa, I shut the fuck up
every time because I'm.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Like, yeah, because she has a reason.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
That she has a reason because she kind of blames
Lisa for her business feeling and we haven't gotten into that.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yet. It's a piece of her that does. Yeah, because
all that other shit in.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Meredith too, Ali baba, And that's why she got in
her ass a little bit because she's like, but you
haven't said shit this whole time, and now you want
to speak.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Which is true. But I will say you, guys, Meredith
did speak up for Lisa when they were getting on Lisa.
She prospective of the lawyers, she said something, she spoke up.
The thing is she was slurring, like you said.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Like, guys, when Lisa's here, when we bring us up.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
And just because someone gets soon, what did you just
think about the whole dinner, the crash out, the way
that Lisa was just like I thought it was amazing.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I really thought that Lisa went hard and I like that.
I like that Lisa goes hard. I also liked that Whitney,
you know, held her ground when it came to how
she felt.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, that's all I cared about. As far as NJK,
I love JK, Angik is just gonna be angie K.
Lisa and her are really good friends. I don't know
what all of this is about. I just I'm ready
for them to get back.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yeah. I don't like the beat between them. It's getting
too far now because at first it's okay, we needed
it for the TV thing, but now it's like it's
anti K for and its it's seemingly out of nowhere.
Also because it seems like that they called the truce
and then aj K started again. It's anji K, it's Bronlin,

(55:37):
and it's Whitney again because.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
It's bron When when Bromwin starts opening her mouth for
some reason, Angik kind of like feeds into it and
then she starts creating conspiracy theories after that, and then
angie K is like, what if that is true?

Speaker 2 (55:56):
And then she says some shit like she's kind of
like Jane.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Shot and K is me when I'm drunk, like, just
I say that because I do I know I do,
like I say some ship sometimes and I'm like, damn,
did I really just say that?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Like yeah, what did I mean by that? So you
don't even know? So okay, so do you think that's
why when they had the party, Angie K was like,
tell me what I said so that I can I
can explain what I know because I just know that

(56:31):
she went too far.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Yeah she knows she went too far. She's like, Okay,
maybe that wasn't the same thing at all. But because
it's like sometimes you just say.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Just always gets in the middle of it while they're
trying to resolve their ship. Your problem is with me,
not with her, and it's me, I don't want to
about to you.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I like you, and annoying she does. She's so annoying
to mean that, it's like ridiculous. I would snap. I
would snap and I would hit her like if I
was Lisa. I would really I would hit her really hard,

(57:12):
and then I would be like, oh, yeah, I didn't
mean to do that, Like I did not mean to
do that. Because she's one of those people when you
hit her. She's like, it still doesn't change the fact
that you have lawsuits. It still doesn't change the fact
it doesn't matter what you use someone or.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Stop. It's like, you know when Jay Wild got really
mad at Mike, the situation that one's looking backhanded in you,
like to the point where you saw his head bounce
a little bit. It's like someone's gonna have to I

(57:52):
get it. It's like she just doesn't stop. And then
at the same time, you're literally looking at her home
life and you're like, you need to fix your house
to get your heart. But it doesn't matter, because it
doesn't matter what you do or what you say, or
how you yell, what you do or what you still
gonna be. It's still gonna be. And I read the

(58:12):
paper and I would hit.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Her so hard in her mouth if I was Lisa,
Like my hand would go through her fucking mouth on
the other side like a cartoon, like shut up, even
if you are right, shut your mouth.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Now, what are you gonna learn? Though, It's like every
single bitch I've been dragging you on Twitter, I've been
dragging you in real life. We've been going at it,
like since the fucking reunion in New York. Also, like
we've learned a lot of things about we learned a
lot of things about you. You think that you're cool
because you finally admitted that you were lying about that shit,

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And you.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Know what, that's what's so funny now that I think
about it. That's why Lisa dislikes her, because you else
doesn't stop Lisa. Lisa doesn't stop, and that's what irritates with.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
What's annoying, though, is that none of these bitches would
be here if it wasn't for Lisa. It's true, and
it's not just because she's our fave. It's literally like,
you got the story here. She put this fucking ensemble together.
She's didn't she bring Angie on the show? Like, wasn't
Angie with her first? It's just but it's like.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Now they're like, we're here and we're building our own Yeah,
so I kind of get it because it's like we've
literally been a part of history. We're making the show.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Like, yes, you brought us on, but I burned my place.
But I don't think that blond One has earned her place, No,
not at all. And you lied Whitney, Yes, like Whitney
has literally so that's why I understand that, and that's why.
Like I'm like with Heather, I'm like, you don't have
anything either, Like you you just wait?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
She has a book, and I'm like, what do you
need to talk about?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Who keeps giving her these book deals and who were Like,
if you're the person who's reading these books, please tell
me what's inside that you're fining? Like, what are you learning.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
A recipe in a ghost story? I feel like it's
a recipe for a roast beef sandwich and like some
random ghost story about shinned Sandy Schmucks, like some weird
assn sun.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Tanning at fucking beauty lab and her recounting everything. That's well,
a lot of people are second dick this season apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
But like specifically Bronlin and gout dick you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Gout dick sucker.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
That was insane.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Well fucking stop.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Yeah she needs to stop.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
But yeah, I love the crash out. I think that
obviously Lisa is spinning out. I think that this didn't
really prove anything that she was trying to say. But
it's hilarious because it's like a picture of like everything
saying dismissed and then it's like a picture of her
and John on a boat and it's like in like
a Nintendo DS.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
It's like so far away. It was from a joy
I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Okay, yeah, a drone or a drone camera. Okay, it's
just like random ass ship. I'm like, what does this mean?
But it's kind of iconic and it's like who is
printing all this shit out? And then she's just like,
look at the pictures, you guys, and I'm like, that doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
And it's like with her hand in her head.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Hey, it's so funny though, it's like beat a tequila.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
And now one thing that she did say that I
do understand, and it's like, even though these are like
they're suing me, you, when you have a business that's big,
when you're doing as much as Lisa is doing, exactly
that is going to happen now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
When you have wild Rose Beauty one, lawsuit can get
your shut down because everyone knows from Ali Baba one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
And that was so damaging. That pissed Whitney off so
and that's why she was like, shut the fuck up
and listen to me. Stop saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
But it wasn't even like the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Shit taken down like I would be so mad if
I was Whitney, And that's why every five seconds she's like,
I have to pick up the pieces. I just lost
my business and I have to pick up the pieces.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
The handle in you every day, like, hey, something there
goes Apple sending me a fucking receipt talking about I
paid something. What are you talking about? That's why I
took Marine off. I took my car. Doesn't matter what

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you do. You can go to your Apple ID, you
can do every I've done everything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
I take that ship off. They won't every day. They
literally like twenty four dollars decline, twelve dollars decline, thirteen
dollars decline, and I don't care. I'm like, well, turn
every fucking thing off until I get to the bottom
of what's charging my car. I want to go the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Distance distance please exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
And literally, I have been saving so much money because
they I feel like they just let's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Spigure it out and it's like little micro transactions for nothing.
Something tonight and I storage two nine for storage.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
If my phone, if something happens to my phone, something
happens to the phone, fuck it, fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
It, because you're only going to give me half of
what I pay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yeah, it's okay, don't worry about it. I said that, like,
if something happens to my phone, I'm getting a BlackBerry,
but I want.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Yeah, I want one of those flip phones. I don't know.
Maybe we can get a phone deal, get a fucking
since Lisa knows Blake and Ryan and all those songs,
maybe we can get a mint Mobile deal and we'll
maybe like do a special like podcast from mint Mobile.
I know you guys don't fuck with them, but listen,
we don't have anything to do with that, like people business.

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We didn't do ship, so support me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
I didn't do nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
But yeah, I just feel like the show has really
turned around. She crashed out a classic Housewives way. This
is an iconic episode. Everyone did their parts, even though
I don't like Bronwin. You know, like she is sitting
next to Whitney and herd Whitney are conspiring, and I

(01:05:16):
think that she did that because Heather just Heather just
plays the fence. One minute, Heather is talking about how
she's Lisa's friends, she doesn't want to be a part
of this conversation. But in the next minute, she's like,
can you believe she said that she lives a different
life than us, And I'm like, she definitely lives a
different life than you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
I also want to go to one of their parties,
like the party that they went to. Those women seems
so interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Who is this Amy? Is that Amy? Yeah? I think
it's a I don't know, but I want to know. Yeah,
I want to know who she is, Like Amy Utah
Social Light because.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
She's kind of funny, like she'll say like little things.
She's like, I think it's time to order food? Yeah,
can we order?

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
They haven't let her like get an intro or anything,
but they use this woman's it's just too much.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Whitney's like Whitney Rose Beauty is sick.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
I'm fighting for Whitney Rose Wild Rose Beauty. I'm fighting
no Mary, because she keeps saying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Yeah, Mary's like Whitney said down. She's always saying that
to which sit down And it's like no, I'm not
gonna sit here and take.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
She sees her as a little girl like like stop.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
But it's like Lisa knows how to trigger Whitney and
that's what's so funny about it. But Bronwin knows how
to trigger Lisa. Like it's just like a never ending
cycle and that's what makes it so good. And then
Brittany it's the only person who can trigger Meredith for
some reason, Like I don't know what it is that
Britney does, but every time Meredith is like so annoyed

(01:07:02):
with her so annoyed.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
I get it. She hasn't done anything this season, but
like I get it. I like seeing the men have
their own like spin off. It was just them talking
like that's where me need to be.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
What do you think about Brittany and Jared Jared Osborne?

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
It no, no, because I haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Kiss and make up, Kiss and make cop That's what
I've seen. Like, that's what I said.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
As soon as I want to, I want to let
the season play out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
There fucking you think so? I know, So, why don't
you just come into a party and smooth your et
like that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
That was a smooch. That wasn't like the difference between
a kissing a smooch is what? So kisses like you know,
it's like a kiss, Yeah, it's like and it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
It's like a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Meeting of the mouths.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Yeah, it's like we're fucking tonight, and then a smooch
is what, Well, that's what the smooch is a kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
It's just like, yeah, no, that's so true.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
So you think that there's fucking because the way that
they kiss, Yeah, I don't know. Delightfully, we haven't seen
a lot. I just feel like that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
And that's why Britney started talking about it, because she's like,
I'm fucking them and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Gonna keep sucking them. Yeah, so that's pretty much it,
and you guys are getting tired of talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
How and that's why he's like, I'm in love with her.
I love her.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
And then he's like, but there's something I don't know
what that means. I was gonna ask you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
That's very much. They're fucking and he like, and he
doesn't want to stop, and she doesn't want to stop,
so they're gonna keep doing that. Like but they can't say.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
It like that, you know. Okay, Well she doesn't care exactly,
that's the point and I wouldn't either. It's like she
already has enough going on in her life. Well no,
I feel like it's now that she's like, okay, I
got my second season.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Yeah, so he can.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
She's probably cheating too. Oh that homeboy that she brought
to the parties on the line. She probably got a
couple of things in rotation.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Do you think her and Heather hooked up every now
and then.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Brittany and Heather. Yeah, I can see Heather as a
dom and maybe that's why we don't see her with
a man, because she's still traumatized by being outed by
the Mormon community. So that's why she keeps talking about
the same shit over and over again. And that's why
she's glad that her children are leaving so she can
live in her truth. Because when she said that shit,
I don't know if you listen. You didn't. You don't

(01:10:06):
listen to my episodes, but I did talk about when
she said that that was so shady. That's not shady.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
That's just like I do listen to your episodes, not
all of them, but I do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Okay, So don't do that, however, calm for the sake
of a conversation. Remember the episode when I was talking
about episode two, which is why I know that you
were covering episode two because I had already talked about.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
It with them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
I was talking about how when Heather said that shit
about Bronwin kind of like being cunt to her because
she said that she's kind of excited that her children
are leaving the nests. I'm like, that's kind of fucked
up for her to say, because when I graduated, every

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parent's worse, not worse, fear, Like every parent that I
know is always like, I don't want my kid to
graduate because they're not going to need me, and I
don't want them to turn eighteen because they're gonna do
whatever the fuck they want. Meanwhile, Heather's reaction was very much,
I can't wait to get these fucking kids out of
the house. So maybe her and Brittany kissing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Maca kissing Mecca.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Maybe, and that's why she's like us in them off
of college so she can have those fucking orgies.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
So in Utah, if anybody, if you could think from
the cast to Salt Lake City, if there was a
rumor going around, and let's just say they were like
one of the housewives of Salt Lake City are I'm
musty as hell? Who would you think it would be?

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Heather? Who do you think it would be? Hm? Hm,
because you don't have to say the truth because the
truth is this Whitney.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Do you think it would be Whitney? I don't think
it would be Whitney.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
I really genuinely, the way they were rolling on that
floor in that paint, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
I would say Bronwyn.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Because she just has that shitty ass house and she's
always wearing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Those what the dogs shit everywhere? Yeah, those hot ass
check I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Think that she would be musty. I think that she
would have sink bro like shitty bro like shitty to
breath and Lisa would call it out. But I also
feel like she smells like old leather, Yeah, like old.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Like popsta and les what how like smell posta noodles
that like uncooked pasta noodles, like pasta, like you know
that smell that comes out of the box, like not
a or not a stank smell, but like a clay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Type of that old like like you gotta like cough
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Yeah, like putty. She smells like putty.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Thank you guys for listening.
If you had to guess who was the mustiest on
the Salt Lake City cast, let us know. If you
had to have allegations that you were musty or if
your breath stink, would you rather be known as Musty
or would you rather be known as the one with
the stink breath? We already said that we would rather

(01:13:47):
be known as Musty because you can come back from that.
You cannot come back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
And then the last question, have you guys ever been lusty? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Or no? Let them down?

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Yes, sir now, because I feel like if I've shared
my truth, you have to share yours. That's just how
it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
We're not gonna let you get away with this, and
this is on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
We're gonna go the distance.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Yeah, okay, bye guys.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Bye,