Mamdaddy And The Selling Sunset Slytherins Are Sickened By Shining Stars Chelsea And Chrishell

Y'all mind if Kaya lives in this moment of hope for a little bit? Also, Kaya gathers the baldheaded goblin twins and mainly Mary who were completely delusional on Selling Sunset. Chelsea Lazkani you will always be that girl with the belt as a skirt and it ate down!

Hope is a song when the world is a menace. 
hope is the open door.
maybe getting back up again is what falls are for.
- Ariana Grande via Kidding

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello, Happy Wednesday, and shout out to Zavon Vamdani, the
new mayor of New York. I'm sorry, but is it
alright if I feel a little bit of hope in
the building? Is it alright if I feel a little

(00:23):
bit of hope in the building, a little bit of
hope for humanity? They be I'm shook, like Muslim thirty
four years old democrat, baby, I don't know. This is probably, yeah,

(00:49):
the most radical, no chaotic good thing that's happened all year.
He's not getting the Black Excellence, but because someone is, well,
it's going to someone else. He might get the second one.
Let's just get into black excellence. Chelsea lets Connie Chelsea

(01:12):
from Selling Sunset the baddest bitch on the show. Mother
reeled her content creator, great cook, fashion face, body, eats down,
any size, any look, any color, she owns, walks in

(01:38):
the room, owns. It made a splash when she debuted
on the show. Been that bitch, Still that bitch, will
always be that bitch. On sun Selling Sunset, I watched
Selling Sunset since the first episode, since it came at

(02:01):
the gate. It was selling Sunset and it was bling Empire. Unfortunately,
you know, how that should go. They canceled Bling Empire,
they canceled the spin off whatever selling Sunset is still around,
and maybe that's maybe that's the problem, you know, selling

(02:28):
the OC just getting started owning Manhattan, great one, the
one that Mauricio did not give a fuck about, could
not give a fuck less. But I just think that
we should just jump straight to the point here, because
there wasn't really like a lot to talk about. Haterism, racism, homophobia, weird,

(02:54):
jealous bitch shit was really happening on this season Sunset.
And it's because of them too, little ball headed, mainly Jason,
though since he wants to spotlight, I'm gonna give it
to him. Jason, you ball headed, little grimlin, fake ass.

(03:21):
Want to act like you care about the environment, Want
to act like you care about any of your exes
other than Mary. Want to act like you are just
this nice guy who wanted to help people in the
LA fires. But you can't stand up to Mary, who

(03:42):
I believe, Sorry, they still fucking probably because why do
you act like this about Mary? It don't matter what
she do, what she say. He hires her husband basically
flirts with her every single season, very easily can tell

(04:04):
that he has unresolved feelings, and you know what, she
might have some feelings for him too, but she knows
that his immature child dating and we'll not child immature,

(04:24):
extremely younger women dating, balding, midlife crisis, raggedy s, bowling,
ball headed s, bitch. Anything that she does or wants,
he's okay with. And the whole season we're Emma, I'm
not even gonna get on you like that because I

(04:46):
don't understand why we're acting like this woman who is
close to being she's she came on there, she said
that she had the most money out of almost like
all of them. Basically we knew what she was like.
I don't know why we're acting like we didn't understand

(05:07):
who her boyfriend was. Yes, her boyfriends is extremely that way.
You know, he's Southern. He's sending private jets to come
and get her to catch basically like thirty minute flights,
like please be for real. And also before the show

(05:28):
even premiered, Chrishelle had already told us the tea it
wasn't that she felt that Emma and her boyfriend, I
think his name is Blake. I don't even want to
give that nigga Shine. It wasn't that she didn't want
them to date. It was that he's been arraging, you

(05:49):
know what, like they made it on the show for
so long, seem like he doesn't eat vegetables. I don't
like him. He wants to tell her what to do.
I don't like him. Like, No, these are just other
things on top of the fact that he is extremely
Let's just put far, far, far far right, Like, let's

(06:15):
just lay all of the table and Chrishelle's gay ass.
Of course she's gonna have a problem with it because
she is with a non binary person. If we don't
really put it out there, and we're gonna allow Mary
to treat Chelsea the way that she treated Chelsea, let's

(06:37):
put everything out there. You know, everyone has probably heard
the rumor by now. At the finale, what really happened
was Chelsea accused Mary of being racist. Jason told the
cameras to stop filming and that he'll take off the show.
He'll cancel the show or whatever if they keep filming.
All this other shit just blew up after very active

(07:00):
a fool when this bitch's house got robbed. Meanwhile people's
houses were burning down. Your house got robbed. Obviously, I
have sympathy for that. No one should be violated like that. However,
people's houses were burning down, and you decided that you

(07:22):
were so mad that not only did you act the
fool when Chelsea tried to extend an olive branch by
sending you flowers in a handwritten note, but you decided
that you didn't even want to film. You went into
another room and you thought that she wanted camera time.
Every single time we've ever talked about an outfit on

(07:44):
selling some set, it has never been Mary. No one
has ever said, oh look at what Mary, or it's
never been that. And the reason that I say that
is because she accused her of wanting camera time. But
she is the camera time. Be clear, She is the
camera time. You know why, because she had her own storyline.

(08:07):
She literally had to go through a divorce, She is
raising children on her own, she is navigating friendship, she's
trying to keep two of her close friends together. She
has camera time. And what do we do with you
year after years? Are you guys gonna have a baby?
Are you in Roman or whatever his name is, going

(08:31):
to get remarried? Are you and Jason going to basically
flirt right in front of Romayne's face. Don't you ever
try Chelsea like that girl you dressed like a fucking
American girl doll, the one that got thrown away. Meanwhile,
we're dissecting what Chelsea is wearing. We're dissecting Chrishelle is wearing,

(08:52):
we are dissecting what the other girls are where everyone.
I'll even give it to Breeze sometimes I'll dissect what
she's wearing, whether I love it or hate it out
talk about it. But never has it ever crossed my
mind what is Mary going to wear in this episode?
A selling sunset? So for you to accuse her of
wanting camera time is actually crazy. She's the only fully

(09:18):
black that doesn't that doesn't you know, make any of
you know not to take away Amanda's blackness at all.
She's the only fully black cast member. But not only that,
she is British Nigerian, she has an accent. She's fascinating.
She also has an Instagram where she posts fire ass recipes.

(09:39):
Go to her Instagram and make sure you go to
her instagram when your summing is not growling, because you'll
end up trying to either recreate these recipes or you'll
end up spending thirty dollars trying to order what she made. Okay,
so let's just be very very clear. No one is jealous,
no one is trying to get camera time, and let's

(10:00):
let's just talk about it. The relationship between Mary and
Jason is weird as fuck. Shit is going on and
no one wants to see season after season after season
Mary Romain and Jason be a throuble. Let's talk about that. Anyways,

(10:21):
Chelsea gets the uh Black Excellence Award and I'm gonna
leave it at that. Actually, Zora, congratulations. I'm glad that
you're a mayor. I felt it in the air when
I went to New York work work. I was like,
in New York, you can be a new man. In
New York, you can be a new man. That's how

(10:48):
it felt in New York. In New York, you can
be a new man. Let me stop, Let me stop,
because listen, I'm not even gonna talk about it, but
just know that they're trying to silence your girl. And
if you don't hear the music for a while, it's
because they're trying. They're trying to take me out. I

(11:11):
don't know what the fuck is going on, but they're
trying to take me out and it's fizzing me off. Yeah,
so congratulations to New York City, Congratulations is are on,
Congratulations to us having some kind of hope. Yeah, like
I just feel like watching Hamilton again and wow wow

(11:37):
wow wow wow wow wow. Anyways, so yeah, that was
selling sunset. By the way, Let's talk about something a
little bit more cheery. I hate when I have to
drag a bit. I don't. I saw it, lie, I
I hate when I have to, like, you know, tell
you guys that tea. Can we talk about abbed Elementary?

(12:01):
There has been two. I think the last one I
talked about was Ballgame when they went to the ballgame.
They filled it live at a baseball game and Kyle
Schwarbert actually hit those four home runs and it's just
so unique and so cool and what what a great
freaking what a great freaking episode. But there was an

(12:23):
one called game Night, and basically game night usually they
have it at or did I already talk about this?
I'm not already talked about this one, but listen to
me again. Okay, they had game Night, and usually it
is at someone else's house. Is usually at Jeanine's house,

(12:43):
I think, and in this time it's at Gregory's house.
And Gregory's house is very, very, very sterile, like to
the point where it looks like, I would say, like
an apartment version of that room that Kim Kardashian showed
us that one time, where it was just like columns

(13:08):
and a sink that you really don't know how it works.
But he's very you know, anal, you know, and it's
okay because we love him for it. But he decided
to host it, and you know, he don't really have
a taste palate that goes that far. So he was
talking about getting chickpea chips. And also the game that

(13:30):
he picked out was not something fun. It wasn't no,
it was at Monopoly. It was something that I'd never
heard of actually, And people came over to his house
for game night, and Janine was trying to basically make
everyone say, hey, listen, I know that this party sucks,
but he's trying for the first time. So can you
guys act like it doesn't suck because that's my man,

(13:52):
my man, my man, my man, my man. Mamdani Okay,
not my man, he's a married man. I respect him.
Also they're calling him and Daddy and his wife got
to be one of the Lord's strongest soldiers because the
amount of people that I've been seeing first over this

(14:13):
new mayor which look at him, look at the mysterial
I'm not that strong, Like, don't call my man me
and daddy, I'm not to heavenly with it. You don't
call daddy daddy. I called daddy daddy. So yeah, so
she's just basically please, like, can you guys pretend go
with the flow and act like this is a pop

(14:34):
and party. Meanwhile, the other group, which consists of Ava,
mister Johnson, Miss Shamenti and who else am I missing?
Oh and Barbara, they go down to the freaking DMV

(14:55):
and they have to have because he needs a real
ID to travel, which that's actually so true, and that's
what I love about this show is like not only
are they up on current events, but they talk about
things that are being talked about within us because as
of I think it was may first, you need to
have that little star on the top. Well it doesn't

(15:18):
have to be I don't know where it needs to
be located, but it needs to be a real ID.
And the way that you know if it's a real
ID or not is if it has that golden star
on it. And I was very worried about that when
I was traveled in Chia, so that was not So
they go down to the dub because he doesn't have
a real ID, and it is just chaos. Barbara finds

(15:38):
out that she actually needs to be there because she
literally has an expired driving license and she's been driving ava.
She needs to take a picture a new past but
not passport pohoto. She wants to update her picture basically,
and they keep trying her. They keep getting her in
different poses. Hilarious because she's like, my man can hack this,

(16:02):
and they're like, that's illegal for you to admit, and
she's like, my man is an anonymous but they won't
even let him be anonymous because he's too fine. And
that man is fine. He is fine, So that was true.
And then mister Minty, she's just there to get her
real I d also, but they keep calling different numbers.

(16:26):
She's like B ten and they'll call like ten B
and it was just so funny. It's such a funny episode.
And then at the end we find out that mister
Johnson has passport, so it didn't matter. He didn't need
to be there in the first place, because if you
have your passport, then you don't need a reality. You
can just use your passport. But really solid, hilarious episode.

(16:46):
The second one was a Halloween themed one. You know,
we recently had Hallowekend. How was y'all Halloweken? I was
just so excited to talk about Vampire Diaries that I
didn't even get to ask y'all about Halloweken. Did y'all
shake out who y'all went as? Let me know in
the comments you go as K Pop demon Hunters. Let
me know that was That was the main thing that

(17:07):
I saw a lot of for the kids and adults. Honestly,
K Pop Dean Hunters eight Sinners eight, I mean all
always the superheroes eight. I'm obviously who won me and
raeven talks about it on her Patreon, so I don't
want to get into it too much, But who won
for us was Kaylen Nicole because play with your mammy,

(17:29):
don't play with us, but shout out to Kayla Nicole.
Shout out to Tony Braxton, the Living Legend. So then
the second one was about Halloween as I was saying,
and they decided to go camping, and it's so funny

(17:52):
because I don't know, like I feel like when they
go out in the woods or they go out classroom,
it's either like a hit or miss. But it's a
Halloween camping trip, and I think that it's so clever.

(18:13):
You know. The costumes are always so clever that they
I love when people have like a niche costume. So
Gregory engineer matching costumes for like the second year in
the Row, and they were Ryan Kougler and an Imax
screen instead of like a couple or like the people
from Sinners. They really like put that together. And it

(18:36):
was hilarious because she's dressed as like a big black
square and he's dressed as Ryan Kugler and he tried
to do the Oakland accent that Ryan Kugler has and
it's just so funny. And you know, people were dressed
as just so many different pop culture relevant things and
things with like a twist on it, and the kids

(18:57):
were roasting them. And we thought that Barbara would not
like camping at all, but she did like camping. They
got lost, Janein and Gregor got lost in the woods.
The kids were tripping. It was just a fun episode
all around. Definitely check it out, but I will say
the game my episode was the one that I really

(19:17):
really really loved. It was hilarious and you know it
comes on tonight, babes. If you're listening to this, I
would be busy this week, but you will get a
Saturday episode. I'm gonna try to do my episodes, but
I'm just so nervous and excited to see so many

(19:39):
of you at Bravo Khan. And also like, even if
I don't see you at Bravo Khan, I'm so excited
to show you guys on the ground what Bravo Khan
is going to be like. And when I can talk
about something that is brewing or clicking up or whatever,
I will tell you you. But just pray that we

(20:01):
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and they work with so many companies. We try to
do things that make sense for us. So doing an

(20:21):
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(20:42):
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(21:05):
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(21:26):
little bit out of the ordinary for us, because you know,
like we it is what it is. I know that
the Bravo episode is on Saturdays, but usually we have
been well lately, we have been talking about Salt Lake
City and Potomac because they've just been so good that
we really haven't had time to talk about freaking any

(21:52):
of the other franchises, and I keep saying I'm going
to do Miami and going to do Miami. I am
going to do Miami. I'm working on it. It's just
other stuff keeps getting in the way, Okay, And I
don't want to talk about it by myself. You know
that I have to have my girls on to talk
about it. But I have to finish the season first, okay.

(22:13):
And I want to finish the season because Bravo con
is next week. So yeah, I hope you guys are
watching Vampire Diaries. What season are you on? What episode
are you on? Are you with us? Are you on
season two? Do you understand why I like Klaus so much?
Let me know. Also, if you got on a golp

(22:36):
one because of me, or sign up with Mochi because
of me, let me know how that's going. I am
not with Mochi right now, but I am still on
a golp one, so I will still be talking about
that journey of being on a golp one in the
sphere of transparency. So yeah, that is so so dope.

(22:58):
What did I watch over the weekend? Well, no, I
want you guys to watch reasonable doubt Force is coming up.
And also I know, I know if you do not
support Kim Kardashian, I one hundred percent support you on this.
But I'm watching to support Miss Niece Nash, Miss Tiana Taylor,

(23:22):
Miss Nailmi Wats, Miss then Close, Miss Ryan Murphy, okay,
miss like everyone? Who did? I? Who did? I? Miss
Sarah Paulson. All's Fair is out. Three episodes are out,
So I will be watching that for sure, and I'll
be talking about it. You know. I don't know if

(23:43):
I want to talk about it on the main feed
or when, but I will be talking about it. It's
on Hulu, and I'm supporting the women that I just named.
And if you're not watching it, that's okay. But watch
Abba Elementary so we can talk about Watch Vampire Diary
so we can talk about that. And I I don't

(24:08):
I haven't seen any good movies lately, like sometimes I'll
find these like hidden gems. But the good thing about
it is that now we're in November, so we're gonna
start seeing more and more Christmas movies pop up, and
we're gonna start rewatching Christmas movies. And also November November,

(24:32):
November is Christmas and then the twenty like the last
three days of the last three days, but you know,
during Thanksgiving, it's the day before Thanksgiving Thanksgiving, and after
Thanksgiving that's Thanksgiving those three days. Then after that that's
Christmas again and my birthday. And you know how I am.

(24:54):
I am a birthday brat. But I don't want to
get too far into it until we get back from
Bravo Khan because that is a huge, huge deal, all right,
you guys. I was a little bit all over No,
I wasn't all over the place. I'm gonna like I'm
gonna stand in this episode. I got some people together.

(25:15):
I talked about selling Sunset, I talked about Abba Elementary.
I just had some house cleaning to do. And that's
the Wednesday episode. You guys know that I'm gonna be busy.
I'm busy putting together outfits. It's cold in Vegas. I'm
busy putting it together. You know what I'm gonna need
when I go up there. I'm busy putting together bust downs.

(25:38):
I'm busy putting together makeup looks. So there's that. Love
you guys. I will talk to you very very soon.
I mean the soonest will be tomorrow if I am
able to do that episode, but if not, I'll be
able to do Saturday for sure. All right bye, guys,

(25:59):
have a great week, stay safe, Love you,