September 20, 2025 • 42 mins
It's a good show but Aaron and Kaya have to get real about that premiere episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and it's missing more than just LB. And BECAUSE they love them so much they can say this. However, since RHOSLC has had 5 straight banger seasons they aren't counting out their girls. Also everything is alleged and this podcast should be taken as comedy so haha, laugh, funny! If you're listening on Spotifyscroll to the comments below and let us know what you thought!
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Hello, Hello, Hello, welcome the Bravo episode of Bravo We're Black.
I am here with Aaron and we got some things
to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We have some things to talk about, specifically Housewives of
Salt Lake City. Uh, how did you feel about this episode?
Let's start there? What did you feel? What would you
break this episode?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
This is like gonna break my heart to say, h
a six?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And I like, there hasn't even been an episode that
of Salt Lake City that I rated a six, especially
for a premiere, Like I like the idea of they
came out with a premiere of going on a trip,
Like I feel like that's okay, that's you know, cool, but.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Someone's not there.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, but the whole time is like talking about the
person that's not there, and it kind of feels like, okay,
obviously mention it get on her ass a little bit,
but then you know that this is your premiere, so
we need to really like get things going.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
What the fuck do you have going on? You know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
What did you rate this?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Me?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I would say the same like I said, honestly, it
was wasn't what I expected it to be. I feel
like there was definitely a piece missing, which I am.
I'm kind of happy that Lisa was not there because
then it shows how much weight she carries. Like I
feel like with Lisa not being there, and I know
(02:17):
a lot of people downplay her position and her like
what she brings to the show, but I feel like
this should show you that she brings a lot and
it's not just her. I feel like everybody equally plays
their role and if one person is missing, then it's
the foundation.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That's how strong this cast is.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's how strong the cast is. I'm the only person
that can kind of go missing is Heather Gay. I
feel and you know, we could get away with that,
but you know, and I hate that. I feel like
since Dermonica season, Heather Gay has decided that she's taken lead,
that she's like taking lead, and I don't like that, Like,
(03:02):
I don't like that her opinion has so much weight.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I I don't, you know, I've in the same boat
that I feel like Heather can go missing. I feel
like Whitney can go missing, but not like for the
same reasons. I feel like with Heather, she feels like
(03:30):
she stares at the drama, so now she feels needed,
but she also still have like this tinge of desperation
that I don't like, Like, if you're going to be
a housewife, it's okay to be realistic and say, hey,
I'm not feeling confident or I'm actually scared of these bitches. Sure,
(03:52):
but this is now like the sixth season that you're
scared of these bitches and you keep talking about it too,
So now it's just like, okay, So if you're gonna
take the lead, you're gonna be the one to expose Monica.
You're gonna be the one to come up with the
game about you know, read each other's meanest texts. You're
(04:13):
gonna be the one that stirs the pot. But at
the same time, you're still saying, I don't can you
say that I wasn't here. I don't want to get
in trouble with much as such that it's giving, it's giving, Pussy.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't like that you try to defense a lot,
like either you believe the accusations or you don't. Let's
get to the meat and potatoes. And I feel like
oftentimes she skips over there and she tries to play
this role. Even with the gin shock thing, It's like, oh,
we can't bring up gin Shot like Monica and Jinshaw
have made an impact on Housewives of Salt Lake City,
(04:47):
even if we don't agree with everything that they do
or their actions or whatever they were once on the show.
So when you're bringing up previous situations or when you're
just talking about the show in general, these people are
gonna come up to say like, oh, we can talk
about her. Like you're taking the fun out of it.
That's what's fun about the show when you do bring
(05:09):
up these people. When it's like, oh, you just brought
up gen Shaw, Like what are you gonna say that?
It's like that is always fun to me when you
bring up Monica and it's like her her and the
page and all of that stuff, and like the whole
scandal and everything. That's what makes this show so interesting.
That's why everybody started tuning in. Everybody started tuning in
(05:30):
the season with Monica because there was so much at stake,
There was so much information. It was juicy. Jenshaw had
just gone to prison, so it's like this is the
aftermath of everything. So to pretend like that doesn't exist,
and to now create a storyline based off of like
what you guys are bringing now, which is not much.
(05:51):
It's like, let's not rock the boat so much.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Well, I think that is.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
This was like an episode that aired. It's like an
episode six or an episode, so just not a premiere episode,
like because we do have episodes where they don't show everyone.
We do have episodes where there are people that are missing,
and we're used to that, but for the premiere to
come and we're not missing, like no, no shade. Obviously
(06:22):
Mary is a power player. She she made this episode funny.
But when she doesn't show up, we're like, oh, that's.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Just Mary, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Bronlin, we just met you, so okay, we don't know
where you're at. But when someone like Lisa doesn't show up,
and it's like, okay, we have Ajik and k is
a strong player, like you know, she's gonna carry it.
But when you make it the storyline and you talk
about it for like thirty forty minutes, it just gets
(06:52):
so repetitive. And then we get Brittany coming out of nowhere. Hey,
don't don't say that, and it's like, where do you
fucking come from? Defending Lisa even though like obviously like
it was, it gave like it was funny, and it
just didn't make any sense. So I felt like they
should have just waited until Lisa wanted to film or
(07:15):
told them, Hey, you guys can address that Lisa isn't here,
but you can't drag this out because that's the only
thing that I remember from this trip is that Mary
is so agnoyed with Brittany that she just completely ignores her.
And that was like a highlight for me. Angie for
some reason compared Lisa to Jinshaw and that was fucking weird.
(07:37):
But the rest of it, it's like, Okay, they went fishing, Okay,
Meredith is there. You know, it just it was it
was very lackluster, but she d.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm not mad at it, like and fee learning and shit,
hey still drunk yourself?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Hey a drunk Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Allegedly allegedly, I mean that's what I'm saying on the show.
I'm just talking about what I see on the show,
not in real life. But like, you see her drinking
on the show, I see her slurring on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay allegedly, but yeah, like she was just it was
just like it could be such a fun episode if
they focused on the now yes, obviously whack Lisa for
not coming.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Of course you're not here. This is the first episode.
You need to do your job.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You're not here because you don't want to face the
music of you all all this money or whatever the
newspaper says. But at the same time, it's like, okay,
now what though, now what bron whin Yeah, you literally lied,
and we still don't understand why you like, I like
(09:01):
what I'm saying. I like that Bronwin owned up to saying, Okay, well,
I just wanted to say I just wanted to feel
cool or like I betrayed who I am, and I
betrayed you know, my relationship with Todd for what for
a lie? And I'm just like, wait, so what is
the truth? Because last season and like after the season ended,
(09:23):
she wanted to make us believe that Lisa was lying
about the person that worked at the jewelry store thing.
And now we're getting back and we're seeing that she
doesn't have this ring, she is not balling like we
thought she was balling. And then on top of that,
she's trying to shade Lisa for not allegedly you know,
(09:47):
paying back these people and all these things that Lisa
got going on while admitting at the same time that
you just lied to our faces. So it's like it's
two different things going on with her, and it's like,
I want to give you a chance. I like that
you own up and you said like I shouldn't have
did that, But why are you still on Lisa's ass
when she's not there And she's like, oh, I don't
(10:09):
want to say that she's a fraud. I don't want
to say that she's a thief. I don't want to
say yes you do because you're saying You're literally saying, what.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Are you doing? You made up your mind.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I made up my mind last season. I just don't care.
I don't like her, like I just feel like it's
too much, like it's too straddling the fence too much,
like oh, I lied about this, And it's like, normally
I would respect somebody that that owns up and is like, hey,
you know I lied, But it's like this was so silly,
(10:43):
like why would you lie about a necklace? Like who
cares about a necklace? Who cares about a necklace? Like
you're still that girl, Like we still see that you
have money, we still see that your husband has money.
You still have this big ass houses hill, but you
still have it. And then it's like, yeah, first class.
(11:06):
So it's like we see what type of person you are.
You're able to rent out this villa. So nobody has
ever questioning your finances, finances, why nance finances? But now
I'm questioning your sanity because it's like why would you
lie about something like this? And then I feel like
she plays. She does this thing where it's like she
(11:30):
wants people to see her as this victim and she's like,
I had a hard life and I know I lied,
but I'm still a human and I still I you know,
I still deserve grace and this and that, but you
don't extend that same grace.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
To thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And that's my problem with Bramlin. And that's what I
don't like about her as far as Britney. Brittany's not
even there, Like Britney's halfway there, and I feel like
she's just in our own world so I can win.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
She's like a little bit of a comic relief that
we actually need it. And you know that that is
a compliment coming from.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Me exactly because you know I feel I like Brittain,
you love Yeah, I do. I feel like she's okay
now as far as her becoming friends with Lisa, Like
when they weren't filming, I gets tired of them doing it, Like,
please stop doing that. It's not real, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, Like, if you're.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Just gonna bring your back, just bring her back. We
don't need to like take a picture at Little Caesar's
and be like we build a friendship in January of
twenty fourteen, Like, no, it's okay, Like I get it.
I get it. In twenty twenty four we hung out
at Little Caesars and we became best friends and we
(12:47):
got so much closer, and that our kids have playdates
and it's like, who are you guys trying to commence.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And it's like two of them in different areas but
with the same clothes on, and it's like this wasn't
even two different days, Yeah, same day.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
The same day. Like let's see, give it a rest,
you know, we don't have to do stuff like that.
I do think that Whitney is very powerful, and I
have been. I've been enjoying the hell out of Whitney
since last season because I like that she now speaks
up and opens her mouth. She has a reasonable I
(13:21):
think her situation with Lisa is reasonable. Like, I get
why she has a beef with Lisa. I get why
she would want to shade maybe Lisa's business or like
bring up the lawsuits and stuff like that because her Lisa.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
They actually don't like each other.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, they actually don't like it, actually like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Doing And this has been for two seasons now, over
maybe over a little bit over two seasons. And also
she admits that her business failed. So she's admitting that
her business failed and that she couldn't do what Lisa
could do, and that's why she's jealous, and that's why
they also have a beef. So that's literally real though,
(14:05):
Like that's realistic. She was like, yeah, at least I
can admit that my business is failing and I tried
and all this stuff, and I'm just like okay, like
I can. The difference between her and Bronwin was that
Bronwin tried to make it seem like she was owning
up to her faults while she was still like lying
(14:29):
because we're still not understanding where the beef really like
comes from, whereas Whitney is owning up Yeah, my company
got closed down. Basically because I really was usually fucking
Ali Baba and no one wanted to buy that shit.
And you know what, Lisa still has all these different
(14:51):
businesses and she owes people money and I'm not able
to do what she does and all that shit. But
I'm beefing with this bitch. Those are two different kinds
of beef. And like you said, Whitney's beef makes sense.
Bron Win is just like, Okay, you were up Lisa's
asked the first half of the season. Then the second
half of the season you start to slowly turn. Then
(15:13):
by the reunion you're literally trying.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
To take her down.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Over like the summer, they were like beefing online and
just like going back and forth, and it's just like,
what is really your real problem? Because you were like
so obsessed with trying to be friends with Lisa and
then you just flipped on her and now it's like
you're like like a fucking dog with a bone.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It's like, girl, we don't.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Really know you. That's the thing that I can't relate.
She's not relatable because she's not genuine, Like that's what
I sense from her, Like I don't see her and
like have a genuine friendship with anybody, and this is
your second season on the show, you should at least
have allies, like two people in your corner that vouch
(15:59):
for you. But nobody can vouch for you because we
don't know what's true and what's not. You lie about everything.
I don't even believe anything with her marriage, her marriage,
her marriage, and she never wants to talk about that.
And then when she talked about how this like she
prioritized lying over her marriage. I was like, girl, what
(16:21):
the fuck are you talking about? Like why are we
equating you lying about a fucking necklace to the downfall
of your marriage? Like this guy cheated on you. You
didn't even want to address it and talk about it
about you just.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Sucked another bitch.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
And it's like, you know, if you're gonna say that,
stand on that because it's like I can also respect
that too, because I would probably say something like that
and be honest. So he did fuck somebody.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It's just like when Tommy was on Bad and she
was like, I didn't shoot you, Roly, you ran into
that bullet.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
At least say something funny. It's not funny, it's not cool.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yourself a symptom?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
What sucks though, is that?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Like I feel like off the show, she seems so cool,
she seems so relatable, She seems like a true ally.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
She seems like someone who like stands on business.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
But then when we get to Roland and when it
comes to Lisa, it's like.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
What who are you?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Because you not only brought your marriage to camera, you
brought this whole weird, nicest thing about your daughter and
her father who has passed away to camera. And then
you've found some way to lie about a four million
dollar necklace and you think that that's the thing that
(17:55):
we want to hear about. It's like, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I knew she was worrying about that ship a four
million dollar necklace.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
On Housewives and you're not had to do bro?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, Like no, Heather, I would be like Heather du Bro.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
It's like, oh, that's a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah yeah, that's like an everyday thing rather.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
But like, and also I don't want to bring her
agents a question, but.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
What are being sixty three? She just and I'm just
joking us, like she doesn't look old, she's young looking
like she.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
She just does not look like it starts.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The ware carries herself.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Though, but she doesn't look like it starts with the thress,
Like she dresses like like the doll that got stolen,
that's been taken.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I know what she dresses like, tell me, like you've
seen once upon the time? Yes, Like you know when
they're like in that in between world, like they're not
in reality, but they're also not in the fucking fairy land.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
They're like in the most years.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, she's like right there in the middle, like we
don't know what she quite is or where she came from, like,
but she's here, like she's trying. And every time she talks,
it's like my marriage and you know things that I've
lied about it and I'm a human and I lie
about certain things, and you know, but what exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Are you referencing? She talks in circles like she's a riddler.
It's like I feel like every time she starts talking,
I have like sixty seconds to figure out what she's
saying or she's gonna blow up got them.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
It's true. It's like that's why I don't like her.
It's too much of a headache. I don't have time
to crack the riddle. I don't like It's like naming
five bio songs, so we don't to get into that.
But it's just like I don't have I cannot crack
that riddle. I can't I get killed. I really would.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Batman can't save you.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
And again he could not save me. And then with Heather,
I feel like Heather and Bromlin can literally become friends
because it's like they need.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
To and it's crazy they hate each other.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
The only thing is is that Heather like since she
got only a good side, she would do anything to
say only this is good. But that's why it's like
that risk. It's like we need to at this point,
what do you do?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Because her focus is it's not And that's what I'm saying.
I don't like I like Whitney. I'll take Whitney any day,
because Whitney doesn't get she's gotten to a point where
she doesn't give a fuck. I think in the beginning
because she was influenced by Heather, she was like kind of.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Like yeah, and that they hate each other. It's like,
which is not really about it? You know what, I.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Don't fuck with you, and it's just a simple With Heather,
it's like, no, I need to be on her good
side because I finally have an ally and I finally
found a friend, and Lisa and I need to remain
being her friends.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Scary, Like I said, she's scared.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
She's too pussy butting around.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
It's just like that her and Bronwin both need to
be friends because I feel like they would, they would
make more sense together.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
You know what she's doing, She's painting her fucking toenails.
Stop painting your fucking toenails and do the show.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Guy.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I miss I miss BMF so much.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, you're just over here just painting your fucking toenails.
Every time I see Heather, it's just like, oh God,
tell her, tell her I'm not here like you would.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Right, even with Braun when it's like I can't figure
you out. But okay, at least I can say that
I like this bitch. Is an ABCD With Heather, it's
like she's scared of everyone. Don't bring up Jensha, don't
bring up Monica. She's gonna start some ship. But what
can I say about Heather's life? Are wed?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
What is going on with your children?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
What is going on with Like, Okay, I get that
you have the business, you know we're meeting at the business.
That's cool, Like, we have Beauty Lab and Laser, but
what is what tell me going on? Is Beauty Lab
and Laser a fucking front for something else?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah? Actually allegedly allegedly yes.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Because why are we always bringing it back to Beauty
Lab and Laser.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Y'all can't meet at the Walmart.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Y'all can't meet in the in the in the fucking
parking lot of the Dennis. I'm naming everywhere that the
megabus stops. You guys, shout out to Mega Bus if
you guys need to go on a cross country trip,
Actually fuck mega Bus unless they sponsor us. I don't
have time to be given out.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I don't think they'll sponsor us. If you say fuck, then.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Well if you sponsor us on fucked Mega Bus.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I'm just saying, like, why can't we meet somewhere else?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
It's always beauty.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Allegedly she's holding everybody gunpoint at Beauty Lab. That's the
thing I do. I feel like, Hew, there is different
outside of the show.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
You think that she's like on some white.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I think she's like the Beauty in the Black, like
she's Mallardy, which.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I don't think she's strong enough in the people.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I feel like she's more like a tea like body.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
But I agree, I agree. What I feel like Whitney
Rose is like.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
The Whitney Rose is the Mallardy.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, I feel like she's more like ask Juice, Like
she doesn't care about saying it.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Smell like juice and berries, you smell like you smell
like jem Crow.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Can you imagine Whitney saying you smell like jem Crow?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I can't, actually, and that's the problem, And I don't
know how I would feel about it.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I would laugh loud as fuck and then drag her immediately.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
But when I'm done laughing, because.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Like how she got a Britney's ass too, Like that
was funny, Like what do you do for a living
suck dick? Well? Because Britany man, I'm.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
So tired of her bringing up Jared in their engagement
and then they broke up like it was funny or
cute or whatever. But then now it's like one of
those housewi that do something and they know the audience
loves it, so then they do it again the next
season on camera, and I'm like, actually, don't do it again,
(25:09):
that's funny she wants to do that receipt timeline thing
so bad, like it's eating her up, and you could
tell every second of the episode she's just waiting for
a moment to use it and it never comes and
she's like, shit, maybe the net toy and then it
never comes in and she's at the reunion like that's
how it works with her, because it's like she's trying
(25:32):
to make a moment happen and it just never happens
with Heather, And.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I hate when she does that. She's like, we all
built this group and we all have friendships women, And
I hate that speech that she does at the end
of every season now, like it's like we are a
group of women.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Girls they are actually never mind actually, because I'm not
giving it out anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Free if you guys want.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
To audition for Dream Girls, they're looking for a new cast,
that's all I'll say. They are for Broadway. But this
was not sponsored by back. Yeah, that's why I didn't
(26:23):
want to finish it because I'm not Yeah, you should
play Jamie Fox's character.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I would love to. Actually, I'll play Beyonce, Okay, I
kind of want to play fies like weird though. Mm.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Then I'll just play fuck who's the guy that played
Eddie Murphy?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Oh no, you can't because I'm playing both of them.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
No, that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I just told you to play I'm a man. I
have to play the man.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
All of the men.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, so you get to play Effie's wig, but you
have to play all of the men.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Is a man?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Just fuck me? Then I won't be it.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
You're gonna be Beyonce. You're literally the biggest character there,
and you can play. You can play the girl from
Princess and the Frog.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Who's gonna play Effie though? Because he loves to sing?
Jared can play Ken Drake no wants to be ef.
Jared can play the person that like.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, Ken Drake can play Effie. But I need to
play the wig the way.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yes, you still have a business about that. That's crazy
that you let Kendrick Playfie though, But I couldn't fucking
play you're playing.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I literally have to play two characters. It's genius, Like
I want.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
To playing three.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Jamie. Oh, I'll play Jamie Fox. Then can I do that?
Because it seems like you don't want Jamie FOXX.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I'm playing Jamie Fox and Eddie Murphy. What are you
talking about right now? Do you not understand? And I'm
just playing FIE's wig, who's like a supporting character.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
You're playing every meal lead.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Do you want to play Eddie Murphy's wig.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I don't want to play anyone's wig. I want to
play a whole personally.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Okay, but you're playing beyond.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Okay, let's go if you guys would like, so I
just should go on backstage they are yeah backstage.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, but okay, and do what you gotta do. Like
I can tell you how to get there, but do
what you gotta do and we'll see.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's the casting it's the casting company for like acting
in Broadway. I was thinking of another backstage Okay, so
let's get back to the show. Yeah, like you were saying, Whitney,
whether I like her or not, it is to be seen.
I'll give her another chance this season. No, I'm giving
(29:23):
her another chance. I swear because I like when she
was like, yeah, my business failed, and I'm just like
the same girl, same.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
It's real like that's real life ship. And then Heather's like,
nobody talks about how your businesses felt before I opened
Beauty Lab. I've had a few businesses that failed, and
she makes everything about her and she's like and in
my bud you did my line wrote about it in
my book too, and you can go pick that up
(29:53):
and read it.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
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slash Rabot Wail Black and also go in my bio
the link in our bio and if you want to
get some gop ones, whether it's so Zampic, Munjaro or
the compounded version, I have a forty dollars off coupon
(30:18):
for you guys, So shout out to you guys.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Back to the show. Yeah, I just don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I'll never like Bronwin because the way that she lipped
in the middle of the season and then the way
that she started this season. Maybe she can get me
back on her side. That's gonna take a lot. It's
gonna take a lot. It's gonna take her sending me money.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Basically, she's gonna have to die and be born again
and die and be born again, die and be born again, die,
be born again on again.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
But okay, Mary love her no notes. Yeah, I mean
Mary's always gonna be married and then I think that
she's present also though that's the difference. She's doing interviews,
she's doing press, she's doing podcasts, she's actually participating in
the show. She's on Britney's ass. She's talking about reviving fish,
(31:13):
she's talking about how her son is her son, and
that's all she can really say.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
He just got arrested. Like it she brings so much,
like to.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yes, my god, I hate what I'm about to say something.
But then I realized this is because they said, they
said that it's that white girl.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
You know, only problem is you want to be a white.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Girl, would be a white girl. And they're saying, and listen,
not the white girl that you guys think, because I
know some of you might.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Be, oh, you don't understand the sling.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, not that one, but no, the actual one that's
like in the room with him. They said, that's what
it is. That's what that's what they said. I didn't
say that, guys, they said it. I mean the streets,
I mean the social media people. And you know.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
What, by the way that he was acting, it's ridiculous though.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It's like like do you not are you m hm?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
He needs a mallory in his well no, never mind,
because I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Know for some reason, it just reminded me of like
Mallory just getting people together and when Roy was like
was it Roy or was it who was it? Just
like if oh, if I had a child like you,
I would be drinking. I would do Heroin, I do
Black Tar Heroin.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'm like, damn, oh yeah, I know she was talking
about Olivia.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Olivia is drinking.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, because she was ridiculous. But yeah, but honestly, aside
from that, that's all that happened in this episode, Like, yeah,
that's literally it. Nothing else happened. And then they were
trying to do some Ghostbusters mystery shit with Heather.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
And I honestly, like I watched it twice, but I
did not anything other than.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Wasn't it the ghost of Tasha mac or like some shit?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Basically it was pretty much like that's what I got
from it.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I think that someone said that they looked it up
and that story doesn't even exist, and I'm like, out
of all the things you should like about.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Heather doesn't care about that ship could she thinks she
really thinks that she produces the show, and she thinks
she's like, guys, let's do this. It's you know, what.
It reminds me of that moment from Baddie's when Natalie's like, guys,
we're all going to get clam chowder and tell me
it's like, I don't. I don't want no fucking claim child.
(34:03):
She got so mad, and I get mad too because
I don't offer me that.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And I feel like maybe I'm Natalie a little bit, because.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Like I don't eat that same time.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Day to get you guys to do whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I don't offer me that, because.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Natalie will be like, listen, they're gonna close Africa if
you guys don't stop arguing right now, we're going to
get deported and you can never come back, not even
to America.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
So we need to go to the next house.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
And she just says anything to get the baddies to
do what she wants.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
And then she's like, okay.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Guys, I guess we have to go to the club.
Like what you just ruined someone's life, someone.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Like youranma, your grandma back home is literally being held
tossage and if you don't go to the club tonight,
she's gonna die within three hours.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
And then she's like, why are you crying?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
And the girl go to the club the girl mo
Rissa is like, because I literally got punched in my
face and she's like, where in Africa giving back to children?
And you're crying because you got your face ripped off?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
And I'm just like, yeah, that's why she's crying.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
She makes glint though, Well, you know what, Heather isn't
like Natalie, but only in that sense that she just yeah,
she's nothing like trying to produce, but she doesn't work Nie.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, so it's a big difference. Heather is like, let's.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Because at the end of the day, you know what,
Monica and Jin would be back if Natalie was on
this show, because at the end of the day, she
wants to make a show whether she's too pussy to
even have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
With her, and you know what, that's another thing that
I want to have a conversation about too, because they
bring you up this clip that surfaced in like January
of Indie saying that he never wants to see gin again,
and everybody's like, good, she shouldn't be on the show.
And I'm just like, guys, why do you guys have
(36:16):
to make me the villain all the time? Why can't
somebody see things the way I see them. Why can't
people just want a good show and just leave it
at that. Why do we have to have all these
high standards all the time. Huh? Why don't we have
to take things so personal and go back to the
(36:37):
civil rights movement when we're watching reality TV?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Like, don't piss me off, like you said to me, Please.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Don't don't bring that up.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
I'm not bringing it up.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I'm just saying I'm letting you know, don't piss me
off the civil rights It's a ridiculous. It wasn't so
it was two seasons ago. It was twenty twenty three.
Because okay, okay, like we get it. You want Jim
shot back. She's getting out.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I did not say that though getting out soon.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
You literally said that anyone who went to jail and
got out should get back on the show.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Did you know that was a lie?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Just that was a general statement that wasn't.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Specifically she would she not fall under.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
That anyways, Guys, I think that Salt Lake City, this
was an episode that was a six, and I.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Do think that I think it will pick back up
once we get it back together. But I love these
girls regardless, and I think that I will say this though,
I'm enjoying it more already than OC because for some reason,
OC is pissing me off with the two trips, like
(38:04):
it's pissing me off, Okay, And that's pretty like that's it.
Like Salt Lake City, they can have, they can start.
They can afford this because they've had five straight seasons
of bangers. So on your sixth season, you're coming back
and you're not giving, but you're doing better than OC already.
(38:27):
So I'm gonna need you guys to pick it up.
And that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
The last thing I wanted to say was that Phaedra
addressed people talking about how people don't like the fact
that ky Michelle is on Real Housewives of Atlanta and
they're saying that, you know, they asked her, I think
shout out to the Reality run Down. I believe it was,
but they asked her, like, what do you think about
(38:54):
people's opinions on that? And Phaedra said, like I said,
shows are so, you know, we're just adapting with the times.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I agree, you know, so like sit on that.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah, I and I do agree with that. I wholeheartedly
agree with it because it's like it's a lot of
things that I don't necessarily agree with. I wasn't crazy
about King Michelle coming back, but I'm like, yeah, I did.
I absolutely hated it, and I still kind of feel
a way about it. But I do like how she
got Robin Didson's ass together, and so for that it
had me thinking, maybe this will be a good show.
(39:34):
I'm not boycotting it, you know, I did. I just
said I didn't like it, and I wish we would
do that more instead of like, you know, that's why
I'm That's what I meant. Guys, Maybe civil Rights was
too far. Okay, I can own that. I can say
that maybe I overreacted a little bit.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Because that was absolutely readridiculous.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I can say I can own it, though maybe it
was a bit like Okay, Whitney, because I have fell
businesses too.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
You haven't even tried to sell like candied strawberries. You
have no field business. No.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
One time I tried to sell, well, it was chocolates,
and I ended up chocolates that yeah, and I ended
up eating them and I had to buy them myself.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
They shouldn't have given us and they were the good
chi They weren't like the world finest chocolates. They were
like the good pack with twigs and snickers.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
And yeah, and like seven, we are.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Like fourteen years old, like or however old we are,
Like what do you think we're gonna do with it?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
You think we're gonna sell those?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I don't know, but my mom was pissed because she
was like, you were supposed to sell the these chocolates,
not eat then, And I was like, I know, but
I don't have the money. And I started crying because
I did not have the money and I knew they
(41:20):
were going to ask for it, like life was so
hard for me an entrepreneur.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
All right, guys, I mean, let us know, what do
you think on a scale of one to ten, how'd
you like the premiere? I still want to say that
Salt Lake City is still of the upper echelon, one
of the best franchises around. And just because they had
a lackluster premiere does not mean that they are a
lackluster show.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
So give it some time.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
And let it grow.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Exactly, And that's my super short show.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Bye guys, Bye,
Hello, Hello, Hello, welcome the Bravo episode of Bravo We're Black.
I am here with Aaron and we got some things
to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We have some things to talk about, specifically Housewives of
Salt Lake City. Uh, how did you feel about this episode?
Let's start there? What did you feel? What would you
break this episode?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
This is like gonna break my heart to say, h
a six?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And I like, there hasn't even been an episode that
of Salt Lake City that I rated a six, especially
for a premiere, Like I like the idea of they
came out with a premiere of going on a trip,
Like I feel like that's okay, that's you know, cool, but.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Someone's not there.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, but the whole time is like talking about the
person that's not there, and it kind of feels like, okay,
obviously mention it get on her ass a little bit,
but then you know that this is your premiere, so
we need to really like get things going.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
What the fuck do you have going on? You know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
What did you rate this?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Me?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I would say the same like I said, honestly, it
was wasn't what I expected it to be. I feel
like there was definitely a piece missing, which I am.
I'm kind of happy that Lisa was not there because
then it shows how much weight she carries. Like I
feel like with Lisa not being there, and I know
(02:17):
a lot of people downplay her position and her like
what she brings to the show, but I feel like
this should show you that she brings a lot and
it's not just her. I feel like everybody equally plays
their role and if one person is missing, then it's
the foundation.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That's how strong this cast is.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's how strong the cast is. I'm the only person
that can kind of go missing is Heather Gay. I
feel and you know, we could get away with that,
but you know, and I hate that. I feel like
since Dermonica season, Heather Gay has decided that she's taken lead,
that she's like taking lead, and I don't like that, Like,
(03:02):
I don't like that her opinion has so much weight.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I I don't, you know, I've in the same boat
that I feel like Heather can go missing. I feel
like Whitney can go missing, but not like for the
same reasons. I feel like with Heather, she feels like
(03:30):
she stares at the drama, so now she feels needed,
but she also still have like this tinge of desperation
that I don't like, Like, if you're going to be
a housewife, it's okay to be realistic and say, hey,
I'm not feeling confident or I'm actually scared of these bitches. Sure,
(03:52):
but this is now like the sixth season that you're
scared of these bitches and you keep talking about it too,
So now it's just like, okay, So if you're gonna
take the lead, you're gonna be the one to expose Monica.
You're gonna be the one to come up with the
game about you know, read each other's meanest texts. You're
(04:13):
gonna be the one that stirs the pot. But at
the same time, you're still saying, I don't can you
say that I wasn't here. I don't want to get
in trouble with much as such that it's giving, it's giving, Pussy.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't like that you try to defense a lot,
like either you believe the accusations or you don't. Let's
get to the meat and potatoes. And I feel like
oftentimes she skips over there and she tries to play
this role. Even with the gin shock thing, It's like, oh,
we can't bring up gin Shot like Monica and Jinshaw
have made an impact on Housewives of Salt Lake City,
(04:47):
even if we don't agree with everything that they do
or their actions or whatever they were once on the show.
So when you're bringing up previous situations or when you're
just talking about the show in general, these people are
gonna come up to say like, oh, we can talk
about her. Like you're taking the fun out of it.
That's what's fun about the show when you do bring
(05:09):
up these people. When it's like, oh, you just brought
up gen Shaw, Like what are you gonna say that?
It's like that is always fun to me when you
bring up Monica and it's like her her and the
page and all of that stuff, and like the whole
scandal and everything. That's what makes this show so interesting.
That's why everybody started tuning in. Everybody started tuning in
(05:30):
the season with Monica because there was so much at stake,
There was so much information. It was juicy. Jenshaw had
just gone to prison, so it's like this is the
aftermath of everything. So to pretend like that doesn't exist,
and to now create a storyline based off of like
what you guys are bringing now, which is not much.
(05:51):
It's like, let's not rock the boat so much.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Well, I think that is.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
This was like an episode that aired. It's like an
episode six or an episode, so just not a premiere episode,
like because we do have episodes where they don't show everyone.
We do have episodes where there are people that are missing,
and we're used to that, but for the premiere to
come and we're not missing, like no, no shade. Obviously
(06:22):
Mary is a power player. She she made this episode funny.
But when she doesn't show up, we're like, oh, that's.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Just Mary, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Bronlin, we just met you, so okay, we don't know
where you're at. But when someone like Lisa doesn't show up,
and it's like, okay, we have Ajik and k is
a strong player, like you know, she's gonna carry it.
But when you make it the storyline and you talk
about it for like thirty forty minutes, it just gets
(06:52):
so repetitive. And then we get Brittany coming out of nowhere. Hey,
don't don't say that, and it's like, where do you
fucking come from? Defending Lisa even though like obviously like
it was, it gave like it was funny, and it
just didn't make any sense. So I felt like they
should have just waited until Lisa wanted to film or
(07:15):
told them, Hey, you guys can address that Lisa isn't here,
but you can't drag this out because that's the only
thing that I remember from this trip is that Mary
is so agnoyed with Brittany that she just completely ignores her.
And that was like a highlight for me. Angie for
some reason compared Lisa to Jinshaw and that was fucking weird.
(07:37):
But the rest of it, it's like, Okay, they went fishing, Okay,
Meredith is there. You know, it just it was it
was very lackluster, but she d.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm not mad at it, like and fee learning and shit,
hey still drunk yourself?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Hey a drunk Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Allegedly allegedly, I mean that's what I'm saying on the show.
I'm just talking about what I see on the show,
not in real life. But like, you see her drinking
on the show, I see her slurring on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay allegedly, but yeah, like she was just it was
just like it could be such a fun episode if
they focused on the now yes, obviously whack Lisa for
not coming.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Of course you're not here. This is the first episode.
You need to do your job.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You're not here because you don't want to face the
music of you all all this money or whatever the
newspaper says. But at the same time, it's like, okay,
now what though, now what bron whin Yeah, you literally lied,
and we still don't understand why you like, I like
(09:01):
what I'm saying. I like that Bronwin owned up to saying, Okay, well,
I just wanted to say I just wanted to feel
cool or like I betrayed who I am, and I
betrayed you know, my relationship with Todd for what for
a lie? And I'm just like, wait, so what is
the truth? Because last season and like after the season ended,
(09:23):
she wanted to make us believe that Lisa was lying
about the person that worked at the jewelry store thing.
And now we're getting back and we're seeing that she
doesn't have this ring, she is not balling like we
thought she was balling. And then on top of that,
she's trying to shade Lisa for not allegedly you know,
(09:47):
paying back these people and all these things that Lisa
got going on while admitting at the same time that
you just lied to our faces. So it's like it's
two different things going on with her, and it's like,
I want to give you a chance. I like that
you own up and you said like I shouldn't have
did that, But why are you still on Lisa's ass
when she's not there And she's like, oh, I don't
(10:09):
want to say that she's a fraud. I don't want
to say that she's a thief. I don't want to
say yes you do because you're saying You're literally saying, what.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Are you doing? You made up your mind.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I made up my mind last season. I just don't care.
I don't like her, like I just feel like it's
too much, like it's too straddling the fence too much,
like oh, I lied about this, And it's like, normally
I would respect somebody that that owns up and is like, hey,
you know I lied, But it's like this was so silly,
(10:43):
like why would you lie about a necklace? Like who
cares about a necklace? Who cares about a necklace? Like
you're still that girl, Like we still see that you
have money, we still see that your husband has money.
You still have this big ass houses hill, but you
still have it. And then it's like, yeah, first class.
(11:06):
So it's like we see what type of person you are.
You're able to rent out this villa. So nobody has
ever questioning your finances, finances, why nance finances? But now
I'm questioning your sanity because it's like why would you
lie about something like this? And then I feel like
she plays. She does this thing where it's like she
(11:30):
wants people to see her as this victim and she's like,
I had a hard life and I know I lied,
but I'm still a human and I still I you know,
I still deserve grace and this and that, but you
don't extend that same grace.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
To thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And that's my problem with Bramlin. And that's what I
don't like about her as far as Britney. Brittany's not
even there, Like Britney's halfway there, and I feel like
she's just in our own world so I can win.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
She's like a little bit of a comic relief that
we actually need it. And you know that that is
a compliment coming from.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Me exactly because you know I feel I like Brittain,
you love Yeah, I do. I feel like she's okay
now as far as her becoming friends with Lisa, Like
when they weren't filming, I gets tired of them doing it, Like,
please stop doing that. It's not real, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, Like, if you're.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Just gonna bring your back, just bring her back. We
don't need to like take a picture at Little Caesar's
and be like we build a friendship in January of
twenty fourteen, Like, no, it's okay, Like I get it.
I get it. In twenty twenty four we hung out
at Little Caesars and we became best friends and we
(12:47):
got so much closer, and that our kids have playdates
and it's like, who are you guys trying to commence.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And it's like two of them in different areas but
with the same clothes on, and it's like this wasn't
even two different days, Yeah, same day.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
The same day. Like let's see, give it a rest,
you know, we don't have to do stuff like that.
I do think that Whitney is very powerful, and I
have been. I've been enjoying the hell out of Whitney
since last season because I like that she now speaks
up and opens her mouth. She has a reasonable I
(13:21):
think her situation with Lisa is reasonable. Like, I get
why she has a beef with Lisa. I get why
she would want to shade maybe Lisa's business or like
bring up the lawsuits and stuff like that because her Lisa.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
They actually don't like each other.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, they actually don't like it, actually like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Doing And this has been for two seasons now, over
maybe over a little bit over two seasons. And also
she admits that her business failed. So she's admitting that
her business failed and that she couldn't do what Lisa
could do, and that's why she's jealous, and that's why
they also have a beef. So that's literally real though,
(14:05):
Like that's realistic. She was like, yeah, at least I
can admit that my business is failing and I tried
and all this stuff, and I'm just like okay, like
I can. The difference between her and Bronwin was that
Bronwin tried to make it seem like she was owning
up to her faults while she was still like lying
(14:29):
because we're still not understanding where the beef really like
comes from, whereas Whitney is owning up Yeah, my company
got closed down. Basically because I really was usually fucking
Ali Baba and no one wanted to buy that shit.
And you know what, Lisa still has all these different
(14:51):
businesses and she owes people money and I'm not able
to do what she does and all that shit. But
I'm beefing with this bitch. Those are two different kinds
of beef. And like you said, Whitney's beef makes sense.
Bron Win is just like, Okay, you were up Lisa's
asked the first half of the season. Then the second
half of the season you start to slowly turn. Then
(15:13):
by the reunion you're literally trying.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
To take her down.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Over like the summer, they were like beefing online and
just like going back and forth, and it's just like,
what is really your real problem? Because you were like
so obsessed with trying to be friends with Lisa and
then you just flipped on her and now it's like
you're like like a fucking dog with a bone.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It's like, girl, we don't.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Really know you. That's the thing that I can't relate.
She's not relatable because she's not genuine, Like that's what
I sense from her, Like I don't see her and
like have a genuine friendship with anybody, and this is
your second season on the show, you should at least
have allies, like two people in your corner that vouch
(15:59):
for you. But nobody can vouch for you because we
don't know what's true and what's not. You lie about everything.
I don't even believe anything with her marriage, her marriage,
her marriage, and she never wants to talk about that.
And then when she talked about how this like she
prioritized lying over her marriage. I was like, girl, what
(16:21):
the fuck are you talking about? Like why are we
equating you lying about a fucking necklace to the downfall
of your marriage? Like this guy cheated on you. You
didn't even want to address it and talk about it
about you just.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Sucked another bitch.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
And it's like, you know, if you're gonna say that,
stand on that because it's like I can also respect
that too, because I would probably say something like that
and be honest. So he did fuck somebody.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It's just like when Tommy was on Bad and she
was like, I didn't shoot you, Roly, you ran into
that bullet.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
At least say something funny. It's not funny, it's not cool.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yourself a symptom?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
What sucks though, is that?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Like I feel like off the show, she seems so cool,
she seems so relatable, She seems like a true ally.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
She seems like someone who like stands on business.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
But then when we get to Roland and when it
comes to Lisa, it's like.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
What who are you?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Because you not only brought your marriage to camera, you
brought this whole weird, nicest thing about your daughter and
her father who has passed away to camera. And then
you've found some way to lie about a four million
dollar necklace and you think that that's the thing that
(17:55):
we want to hear about. It's like, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I knew she was worrying about that ship a four
million dollar necklace.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
On Housewives and you're not had to do bro?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, Like no, Heather, I would be like Heather du Bro.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
It's like, oh, that's a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah yeah, that's like an everyday thing rather.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
But like, and also I don't want to bring her
agents a question, but.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
What are being sixty three? She just and I'm just
joking us, like she doesn't look old, she's young looking
like she.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
She just does not look like it starts.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The ware carries herself.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Though, but she doesn't look like it starts with the thress,
Like she dresses like like the doll that got stolen,
that's been taken.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I know what she dresses like, tell me, like you've
seen once upon the time? Yes, Like you know when
they're like in that in between world, like they're not
in reality, but they're also not in the fucking fairy land.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
They're like in the most years.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, she's like right there in the middle, like we
don't know what she quite is or where she came from, like,
but she's here, like she's trying. And every time she talks,
it's like my marriage and you know things that I've
lied about it and I'm a human and I lie
about certain things, and you know, but what exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Are you referencing? She talks in circles like she's a riddler.
It's like I feel like every time she starts talking,
I have like sixty seconds to figure out what she's
saying or she's gonna blow up got them.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
It's true. It's like that's why I don't like her.
It's too much of a headache. I don't have time
to crack the riddle. I don't like It's like naming
five bio songs, so we don't to get into that.
But it's just like I don't have I cannot crack
that riddle. I can't I get killed. I really would.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Batman can't save you.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
And again he could not save me. And then with Heather,
I feel like Heather and Bromlin can literally become friends
because it's like they need.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
To and it's crazy they hate each other.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
The only thing is is that Heather like since she
got only a good side, she would do anything to
say only this is good. But that's why it's like
that risk. It's like we need to at this point,
what do you do?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Because her focus is it's not And that's what I'm saying.
I don't like I like Whitney. I'll take Whitney any day,
because Whitney doesn't get she's gotten to a point where
she doesn't give a fuck. I think in the beginning
because she was influenced by Heather, she was like kind of.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Like yeah, and that they hate each other. It's like,
which is not really about it? You know what, I.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Don't fuck with you, and it's just a simple With Heather,
it's like, no, I need to be on her good
side because I finally have an ally and I finally
found a friend, and Lisa and I need to remain
being her friends.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Scary, Like I said, she's scared.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
She's too pussy butting around.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
It's just like that her and Bronwin both need to
be friends because I feel like they would, they would
make more sense together.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
You know what she's doing, She's painting her fucking toenails.
Stop painting your fucking toenails and do the show.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Guy.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I miss I miss BMF so much.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, you're just over here just painting your fucking toenails.
Every time I see Heather, it's just like, oh God,
tell her, tell her I'm not here like you would.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Right, even with Braun when it's like I can't figure
you out. But okay, at least I can say that
I like this bitch. Is an ABCD With Heather, it's
like she's scared of everyone. Don't bring up Jensha, don't
bring up Monica. She's gonna start some ship. But what
can I say about Heather's life? Are wed?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
What is going on with your children?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
What is going on with Like, Okay, I get that
you have the business, you know we're meeting at the business.
That's cool, Like, we have Beauty Lab and Laser, but
what is what tell me going on? Is Beauty Lab
and Laser a fucking front for something else?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah? Actually allegedly allegedly yes.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Because why are we always bringing it back to Beauty
Lab and Laser.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Y'all can't meet at the Walmart.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Y'all can't meet in the in the in the fucking
parking lot of the Dennis. I'm naming everywhere that the
megabus stops. You guys, shout out to Mega Bus if
you guys need to go on a cross country trip,
Actually fuck mega Bus unless they sponsor us. I don't
have time to be given out.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I don't think they'll sponsor us. If you say fuck, then.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Well if you sponsor us on fucked Mega Bus.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I'm just saying, like, why can't we meet somewhere else?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
It's always beauty.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Allegedly she's holding everybody gunpoint at Beauty Lab. That's the
thing I do. I feel like, Hew, there is different
outside of the show.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
You think that she's like on some white.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I think she's like the Beauty in the Black, like
she's Mallardy, which.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I don't think she's strong enough in the people.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I feel like she's more like a tea like body.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
But I agree, I agree. What I feel like Whitney
Rose is like.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
The Whitney Rose is the Mallardy.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, I feel like she's more like ask Juice, Like
she doesn't care about saying it.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Smell like juice and berries, you smell like you smell
like jem Crow.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Can you imagine Whitney saying you smell like jem Crow?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I can't, actually, and that's the problem, And I don't
know how I would feel about it.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I would laugh loud as fuck and then drag her immediately.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
But when I'm done laughing, because.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Like how she got a Britney's ass too, Like that
was funny, Like what do you do for a living
suck dick? Well? Because Britany man, I'm.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
So tired of her bringing up Jared in their engagement
and then they broke up like it was funny or
cute or whatever. But then now it's like one of
those housewi that do something and they know the audience
loves it, so then they do it again the next
season on camera, and I'm like, actually, don't do it again,
(25:09):
that's funny she wants to do that receipt timeline thing
so bad, like it's eating her up, and you could
tell every second of the episode she's just waiting for
a moment to use it and it never comes and
she's like, shit, maybe the net toy and then it
never comes in and she's at the reunion like that's
how it works with her, because it's like she's trying
(25:32):
to make a moment happen and it just never happens
with Heather, And.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I hate when she does that. She's like, we all
built this group and we all have friendships women, And
I hate that speech that she does at the end
of every season now, like it's like we are a
group of women.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Girls they are actually never mind actually, because I'm not
giving it out anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Free if you guys want.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
To audition for Dream Girls, they're looking for a new cast,
that's all I'll say. They are for Broadway. But this
was not sponsored by back. Yeah, that's why I didn't
(26:23):
want to finish it because I'm not Yeah, you should
play Jamie Fox's character.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I would love to. Actually, I'll play Beyonce, Okay, I
kind of want to play fies like weird though. Mm.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Then I'll just play fuck who's the guy that played
Eddie Murphy?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Oh no, you can't because I'm playing both of them.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
No, that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I just told you to play I'm a man. I
have to play the man.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
All of the men.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, so you get to play Effie's wig, but you
have to play all of the men.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Is a man?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Just fuck me? Then I won't be it.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
You're gonna be Beyonce. You're literally the biggest character there,
and you can play. You can play the girl from
Princess and the Frog.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Who's gonna play Effie though? Because he loves to sing?
Jared can play Ken Drake no wants to be ef.
Jared can play the person that like.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, Ken Drake can play Effie. But I need to
play the wig the way.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yes, you still have a business about that. That's crazy
that you let Kendrick Playfie though, But I couldn't fucking
play you're playing.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I literally have to play two characters. It's genius, Like
I want.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
To playing three.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Jamie. Oh, I'll play Jamie Fox. Then can I do that?
Because it seems like you don't want Jamie FOXX.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I'm playing Jamie Fox and Eddie Murphy. What are you
talking about right now? Do you not understand? And I'm
just playing FIE's wig, who's like a supporting character.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
You're playing every meal lead.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Do you want to play Eddie Murphy's wig.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I don't want to play anyone's wig. I want to
play a whole personally.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Okay, but you're playing beyond.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Okay, let's go if you guys would like, so I
just should go on backstage they are yeah backstage.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, but okay, and do what you gotta do. Like
I can tell you how to get there, but do
what you gotta do and we'll see.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's the casting it's the casting company for like acting
in Broadway. I was thinking of another backstage Okay, so
let's get back to the show. Yeah, like you were saying, Whitney,
whether I like her or not, it is to be seen.
I'll give her another chance this season. No, I'm giving
(29:23):
her another chance. I swear because I like when she
was like, yeah, my business failed, and I'm just like
the same girl, same.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
It's real like that's real life ship. And then Heather's like,
nobody talks about how your businesses felt before I opened
Beauty Lab. I've had a few businesses that failed, and
she makes everything about her and she's like and in
my bud you did my line wrote about it in
my book too, and you can go pick that up
(29:53):
and read it.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Just like you guys can go to patreon dot com
slash Rabot Wail Black and also go in my bio
the link in our bio and if you want to
get some gop ones, whether it's so Zampic, Munjaro or
the compounded version, I have a forty dollars off coupon
(30:18):
for you guys, So shout out to you guys.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Back to the show. Yeah, I just don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I'll never like Bronwin because the way that she lipped
in the middle of the season and then the way
that she started this season. Maybe she can get me
back on her side. That's gonna take a lot. It's
gonna take a lot. It's gonna take her sending me money.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Basically, she's gonna have to die and be born again
and die and be born again, die and be born again, die,
be born again on again.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
But okay, Mary love her no notes. Yeah, I mean
Mary's always gonna be married and then I think that
she's present also though that's the difference. She's doing interviews,
she's doing press, she's doing podcasts, she's actually participating in
the show. She's on Britney's ass. She's talking about reviving fish,
(31:13):
she's talking about how her son is her son, and
that's all she can really say.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
He just got arrested. Like it she brings so much,
like to.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yes, my god, I hate what I'm about to say something.
But then I realized this is because they said, they
said that it's that white girl.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
You know, only problem is you want to be a white.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Girl, would be a white girl. And they're saying, and listen,
not the white girl that you guys think, because I
know some of you might.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Be, oh, you don't understand the sling.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, not that one, but no, the actual one that's
like in the room with him. They said, that's what
it is. That's what that's what they said. I didn't
say that, guys, they said it. I mean the streets,
I mean the social media people. And you know.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
What, by the way that he was acting, it's ridiculous though.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It's like like do you not are you m hm?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
He needs a mallory in his well no, never mind,
because I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Know for some reason, it just reminded me of like
Mallory just getting people together and when Roy was like
was it Roy or was it who was it? Just
like if oh, if I had a child like you,
I would be drinking. I would do Heroin, I do
Black Tar Heroin.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'm like, damn, oh yeah, I know she was talking
about Olivia.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Olivia is drinking.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, because she was ridiculous. But yeah, but honestly, aside
from that, that's all that happened in this episode, Like, yeah,
that's literally it. Nothing else happened. And then they were
trying to do some Ghostbusters mystery shit with Heather.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
And I honestly, like I watched it twice, but I
did not anything other than.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Wasn't it the ghost of Tasha mac or like some shit?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Basically it was pretty much like that's what I got
from it.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I think that someone said that they looked it up
and that story doesn't even exist, and I'm like, out
of all the things you should like about.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Heather doesn't care about that ship could she thinks she
really thinks that she produces the show, and she thinks
she's like, guys, let's do this. It's you know, what.
It reminds me of that moment from Baddie's when Natalie's like, guys,
we're all going to get clam chowder and tell me
it's like, I don't. I don't want no fucking claim child.
(34:03):
She got so mad, and I get mad too because
I don't offer me that.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And I feel like maybe I'm Natalie a little bit, because.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Like I don't eat that same time.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Day to get you guys to do whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I don't offer me that, because.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Natalie will be like, listen, they're gonna close Africa if
you guys don't stop arguing right now, we're going to
get deported and you can never come back, not even
to America.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
So we need to go to the next house.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
And she just says anything to get the baddies to
do what she wants.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
And then she's like, okay.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Guys, I guess we have to go to the club.
Like what you just ruined someone's life, someone.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Like youranma, your grandma back home is literally being held
tossage and if you don't go to the club tonight,
she's gonna die within three hours.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
And then she's like, why are you crying?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
And the girl go to the club the girl mo
Rissa is like, because I literally got punched in my
face and she's like, where in Africa giving back to children?
And you're crying because you got your face ripped off?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
And I'm just like, yeah, that's why she's crying.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
She makes glint though, Well, you know what, Heather isn't
like Natalie, but only in that sense that she just yeah,
she's nothing like trying to produce, but she doesn't work Nie.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, so it's a big difference. Heather is like, let's.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Because at the end of the day, you know what,
Monica and Jin would be back if Natalie was on
this show, because at the end of the day, she
wants to make a show whether she's too pussy to
even have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
With her, and you know what, that's another thing that
I want to have a conversation about too, because they
bring you up this clip that surfaced in like January
of Indie saying that he never wants to see gin again,
and everybody's like, good, she shouldn't be on the show.
And I'm just like, guys, why do you guys have
(36:16):
to make me the villain all the time? Why can't
somebody see things the way I see them. Why can't
people just want a good show and just leave it
at that. Why do we have to have all these
high standards all the time. Huh? Why don't we have
to take things so personal and go back to the
(36:37):
civil rights movement when we're watching reality TV?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Like, don't piss me off, like you said to me, Please.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Don't don't bring that up.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
I'm not bringing it up.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I'm just saying I'm letting you know, don't piss me
off the civil rights It's a ridiculous. It wasn't so
it was two seasons ago. It was twenty twenty three.
Because okay, okay, like we get it. You want Jim
shot back. She's getting out.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I did not say that though getting out soon.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
You literally said that anyone who went to jail and
got out should get back on the show.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Did you know that was a lie?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Just that was a general statement that wasn't.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Specifically she would she not fall under.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
That anyways, Guys, I think that Salt Lake City, this
was an episode that was a six, and I.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Do think that I think it will pick back up
once we get it back together. But I love these
girls regardless, and I think that I will say this though,
I'm enjoying it more already than OC because for some reason,
OC is pissing me off with the two trips, like
(38:04):
it's pissing me off, Okay, And that's pretty like that's it.
Like Salt Lake City, they can have, they can start.
They can afford this because they've had five straight seasons
of bangers. So on your sixth season, you're coming back
and you're not giving, but you're doing better than OC already.
(38:27):
So I'm gonna need you guys to pick it up.
And that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
The last thing I wanted to say was that Phaedra
addressed people talking about how people don't like the fact
that ky Michelle is on Real Housewives of Atlanta and
they're saying that, you know, they asked her, I think
shout out to the Reality run Down. I believe it was,
but they asked her, like, what do you think about
(38:54):
people's opinions on that? And Phaedra said, like I said,
shows are so, you know, we're just adapting with the times.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I agree, you know, so like sit on that.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah, I and I do agree with that. I wholeheartedly
agree with it because it's like it's a lot of
things that I don't necessarily agree with. I wasn't crazy
about King Michelle coming back, but I'm like, yeah, I did.
I absolutely hated it, and I still kind of feel
a way about it. But I do like how she
got Robin Didson's ass together, and so for that it
had me thinking, maybe this will be a good show.
(39:34):
I'm not boycotting it, you know, I did. I just
said I didn't like it, and I wish we would
do that more instead of like, you know, that's why
I'm That's what I meant. Guys, Maybe civil Rights was
too far. Okay, I can own that. I can say
that maybe I overreacted a little bit.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Because that was absolutely readridiculous.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I can say I can own it, though maybe it
was a bit like Okay, Whitney, because I have fell
businesses too.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
You haven't even tried to sell like candied strawberries. You
have no field business. No.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
One time I tried to sell, well, it was chocolates,
and I ended up chocolates that yeah, and I ended
up eating them and I had to buy them myself.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
They shouldn't have given us and they were the good
chi They weren't like the world finest chocolates. They were
like the good pack with twigs and snickers.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
And yeah, and like seven, we are.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Like fourteen years old, like or however old we are,
Like what do you think we're gonna do with it?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
You think we're gonna sell those?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I don't know, but my mom was pissed because she
was like, you were supposed to sell the these chocolates,
not eat then, And I was like, I know, but
I don't have the money. And I started crying because
I did not have the money and I knew they
(41:20):
were going to ask for it, like life was so
hard for me an entrepreneur.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
All right, guys, I mean, let us know, what do
you think on a scale of one to ten, how'd
you like the premiere? I still want to say that
Salt Lake City is still of the upper echelon, one
of the best franchises around. And just because they had
a lackluster premiere does not mean that they are a
lackluster show.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
So give it some time.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
And let it grow.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Exactly, And that's my super short show.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Bye guys, Bye,
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The heart was always off-limits to surgeons. Cutting into it spelled instant death for the patient. That is, until a ragtag group of doctors scattered across the Midwest and Texas decided to throw out the rule book. Working in makeshift laboratories and home garages, using medical devices made from scavenged machine parts and beer tubes, these men and women invented the field of open heart surgery. Odds are, someone you know is alive because of them. So why has history left them behind? Presented by Chris Pine, CARDIAC COWBOYS tells the gripping true story behind the birth of heart surgery, and the young, Greatest Generation doctors who made it happen. For years, they competed and feuded, racing to be the first, the best, and the most prolific. Some appeared on the cover of Time Magazine, operated on kings and advised presidents. Others ended up disgraced, penniless, and convicted of felonies. Together, they ignited a revolution in medicine, and changed the world.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.