November 4, 2025 • 48 mins
Kaya and Raven are watching and rewatching The Vampire Diaries and they have arrived to season two. Klaus Mikaelson has arrived and is Kaya's man and she is willing to fight about it. Check out Bitch is Better streaming everywhere:
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Hello, Hello, and welcome to Bravot.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We're black, you guys, obviously I have the one, the only,
the incomparable reading with Me from Bitches Better podcast. Make
sure you go and listen to her last episode it.
Make sure you go and listen to her Patreon episode because.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We talked about Love is Blind and that's where you
will get my Love is Blind reunion thoughts, and it
was as painful as edmunds.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, like, go listen to that. But we're here to talk.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
About one thing and one thing only, and that is
The Vampire Diaries Season two and season two. You guys
have been like, every time I talk about me and
Raven are rewatching The Vampire Diaries and she's watching it
for the first time. Every time that I talk about it,
I'm like, wait until Klous comes. I did not know
(00:59):
that Klaus comes season two, and when they started hinting
towards the originals, I'm like, there's no way he comes
season two. Little did I know Elijah. And then it's like,
once you hear Elijah, he's probably coming right behind him.
(01:23):
I'm like, oh, it's about to go down. She's about
to see exactly what I mean. I mean more so
season three.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
But this man is a terror because he is.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Like literally he is ruining and ending lives like it's nothing,
Like it's nothing and it's so hot, Like I don't
give a fuck, I don't care, he doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
More, we get into the original family, but first, like
obviously things happen the last season, like Elena finds out
that like John Gilbert is actually her dad and not
her uncle. She finds out that her mama is a vampire,
which is like what.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
And her mama ain't shit either.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
She don't turn off him humanity Jeremy Like, okay, y'all,
you guys think that like Damon is this dark person
who doesn't care and like he snaps Jeremy's neck and
like you know, and he's the one who's who's crazy
and don't play and it's like he's the one to
look out for until you meet Klaus.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh my god, and y'all. Kea when I first started
watching this, and she was like asking my opinions on
like Damon are stepping and we're having that conversation. She's like,
but you just wait until class. You wait for class
Klaus Klaus class, And I'm like, who is this man
and when is he coming? And she just built him up.
(02:58):
She's just like Klaus class class. So the first time
I heard them utter his name, I said, oh shit, here,
let's go. And when you did not, he did not disappoint.
Once he appeared, I said, oh, you're as him. Oh
(03:23):
my god, that's what really gotta get. Okay, okay before before, okay, okay,
I just love him so bad like the actor anyway. Okay,
so Catherine, bad bitch, Catherine, Yes, love her. Elena could
never crazy that it's played by the same actor. Great acting,
just like in that season of You when that girl
played Twins that was great, and when Michael Jordan when
(03:45):
Michael B. Jordan played Twins, Like like, okay, Catherine literally
turns Caroline, well, she kills Caroline.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Caroline's turned into a vampire. She has some backbone. Tyler
is like, something is happening. We finally get an introduction
to were wolves, which we don't really know about. Mason
Lockwood comes to town because they try to kill all
the vampires.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It did not work.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Tyler's dad ends up dying because he's something, but we
don't know what he is.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They don't say it, like because yes, his eyes were
changing colors.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I said, yes's exactly what he said. Going on here,
he's a were wolf and they don't play and Mason
comes to town. Like, we find out about were wolves
and their existence, We find out about werewolf bites. We
find out how hard it is to turn into a werewolf.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Like that shit looks painful. It's nothing like Jacob.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Jacob makes werewolf being werewolf with like a cake walk.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It. Yeah, right, are breaking bit It's not funny, he said.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
What we found out like about how bad, Like Bonnie
gets stronger as a witch every fucking season. She finally
wants to control her magic. Grams is there. Then you know, grahamscrams.
(05:33):
So it gets like, okay, So Caroline's mom like finds
out that she is a vampire and ste Stephan Stephan
like has to drink Elena's blood and like.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's a whole bunch of shit goes on.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
And Stephan is a fucking crackhead for human bloody is
a junkie.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh my god, he gets worse. He turns into the Ripper.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Whoa yeah, the Ripper a little into that in season
three and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Stefan Jesus, how do you feel about Stefan?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No, we can talk about like what you think about
like the Ripper compared to because you got a little
taste of how it is when he has blood, like
he's a crackhead for blood.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, but the Ripper is a completely different monster. How
do you feel about Stefan as a vampire compared to
Stephan like the Ripper, Like when he has.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh, Stephan, the vampire isn't even really a vampire. I
mean he's like, I mean, a fucking teddy bear. The
Ripper is literally ripping bitches apart. He's tearing them limb
from limb, and there's no reason for you, a vampire
to do that. Now you're just doing extra shit because
you know you can just drink, you can drain them
(06:55):
directly from their neck. Why did you rip that girl's
head off? Why did you Stephan clean off? Really? You know?
And then he wants to rip them apart and then
put them back together, poses that like they're back together
a sick motherfucker signature ripe. And then did you get
(07:17):
to the part where like he writes the names down. Yes,
he's a fucking psycho.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Serial cycle like insane but Tyler turned into a werewolf
because he accidentally kills the girl.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's how you actively the wel gene when you make
your first kill.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Also, we found out that Catherine turned Mason into a
werewolf because she purposely made him kill someone.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And Captaine is just that bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
She's the one who's in town with Mason the entire time.
So it's it's literally insane.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
But yeah, so we meet like this Trevor dude.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
He takes hers into the house and we meet Rose,
who Damon knows from like back in the day, and
they talk about that she's the Petrova Dappa ganer and
they're trying to say, like, oh, the first thing that
I said was Elijah will be pleased, And I'm like,
(08:26):
I'm like, who is Elijah?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Who are these people.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Elijah will be pleased? And I'm like, that's my brother
in law, that's my man brother. Oh my god. I'm like,
there's no way season two we get close because it's
been you guys, it's been probably like eight years since
I've watched it, so I'm watching it for the first.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You've been watching shit that I don't even remember. I'm like,
what her mom wasn't really her mom.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, Like I'm talking to about it and he's like,
you've seen this, you've seen this, Like.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, it's not even little details you forgot. You're like, yeah, exactly.
Her mom was a vampire. Down with her. I'm like, oh,
hold on, Tyler is a werewolf like so much ship,
Like this ship is so good and it's so good.
Just forget how good it is, Like just how good
(09:28):
it is and how it just sucks you in. And
that's why I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
What part I'm on later on at the very end
of this show.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So like Elena tries to go up against Elijah, but
by saying that, like she knows like where the moonstone
is because the moonstone it's just very important, uh, to
Elijah and like the Originals, and then Stepan and Stefan
and Damon basically like try to save her ass as usual.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'm supposed to her getting saved. When it was time
for that sacrifice, I was like, just kill her ass.
She wants to die, let her go. Oh my god,
she's so annoying. She's like, no, Stepan, We're gonna help you. No,
I'm going I'm not staying in the house where it's safe. No,
I'm going like, okay, go ahead then, girl, because you're
(10:23):
risking everybody's lives with your foolishness, especially Bobby. That's the
one that pissed me off. I was like, if you
if something happens to Bonnie, I swear to God, I swear.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Every single time, though, and something does.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Happen to her, But luckily she comes back. But I'm like, still,
she's been through enough. She just knows as bleeding goes through.
Mm hmm. It's just too much like poor Bonnie.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We also get Catherine's backstory, like which was also a
shock to me. I'm like, Catherine out, baby.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But Catherine has been through it as well, Like her
life is actually really fucked up. She's been running from
Klaus from a hundred years. That's how scary. The baddest
bitch on the planet.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
And don't you love how the witches and almost every
female vampire is stronger than I love stef the demon,
Like every time they try they like pussy ass down.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
They literally just like put her hand out. They're like
stop and they're.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Like, oh, yep, yep, because guess what you are. One
hundred and eighty six bitch, I'm five hundred. You can't
beat me, Joe fucking Pamprong puss puss me off. It's
just so much so Basically, like she Elena learns about
Catherine's like line and she's a Patrovo. She came from
(11:57):
Catherine's line. She reveals that she became a vampire so
that she could not be used to break the curse
that Klaus wanted her for. Basically, and then we get
to know Rose, and Rose and Damon like kind of
have a thing and she gets like bitten and she
(12:18):
passes away, and we see like Damon is not like
all bad, especially compared to Klaus. The only person who's
worse than Klaus is Michael. And we deal with Michael,
whoa they woke his ass up.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I said, you shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Really, Michael is the the ti Seki of vampire dis
and Klaus is the Krashan.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Because Klaus is scared of him.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's the only nigga that puts spear in Klaus's heart
is his daddy. And he was like, Michael was like,
why don't you come outside? And class is like no.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
He's episode got this school.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He got this cool and like he figured out how
to like steak his ass. And you can't stake an
original vampire the regular way that you would stake a vampire.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
What does nothing to them?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Like you can shoot these, you can only decapitate them.
Or you have to have like a that special dagger
from a tree from like thousands a thousand years ago basically,
and it's literally in place.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Don't take it out or else it's insane.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And like basically Aunt Jenna gets sacrificed, Like damn it, Jenna,
poor fucking Jenna.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
How did you feel about like her permanent death.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I was really one of those things where she thought
she was going to come back or something. I was
really upset about that. I was like, damn, they killed Jenna.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
These kids they.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Do not have any fucking family anymore. Like this is terrible.
And then that's what I'm also realizing is how sad
this show is.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
But yeah, like killing Klaus, kidnap this miss Klaus. Take
her head off Klaus, Yes, you might as well. Might
as well make him choos, make him choos, Klaus. I'm sorry,
Like I just love that man so bad. What else happens?
I mean, like if you just find out a whole
(14:29):
bunch of like original lore before you actually see Klaus.
He possesses yo flashbacks, he possesses a lark.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That is what got me. I was like, oh, we lost, guys.
You can't beat him. He's here. Oh my god, it's Klaus.
They're telling him the plan. They're like, here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna have Bonnie do this. She's the
only one that can kill Klaus. And he's standing there
and he's like, yeah, is a good you're taking exactly.
(15:04):
I was like, oh my god, everybody is gonna die.
You can't beat him. He's too good. He's too good
at this.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
You guys, aren't you see why The Originals has a
spin off?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Like what from Like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
We're going we're going on a journey. We're going from
the Vampire Diaries to the Originals.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I'm I didn't know that, boy, Yeah what I know.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I had to tell you that he has his own show,
unless I forgot because I was just talking. I was
gleazing over him so bad, better than Vampire Diaries.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Hell yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So once we finish Vampire Diaries, we're gonna go to
the Originals because it's.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
All it's all in Orland's too h my favorite place, Okay, perfect,
It's just so fucking good.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
But they have a whole episode named Klaus and it's back.
It actually happens in fourteen ninety two.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I just.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm like, even when that White Man sealed the ocean
blue and when I.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Said, I know this date, I know this here, it's
up here.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So basically there is what There's five Cole, Finn, Klaus, Elijah,
and Rebecca.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Oh Rebecca. Klaus like she's.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
A bad bitch.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
She is.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
He that's the only person that he like really, even
like he has a weird way of showing it, but
he loves his sister. Like it's Rebecca and Klaus like
and Elijah, but he has a softer spot killer Rebecca,
even though like, yeah, you'll see more about I'm probably
gonna come back.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
They can just do whatever they want.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Do whatever they want, doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
And I'm like, you guys always talk about like the
vampires from Sinners, the vampires from True Blood, the vampires
on Twilight, but you guys, Klaus had his family and.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Coffins for nine hundred years.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
There's no one that puts fear in my heart, like
Klaus Michaelson, No he ain't.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, something else I want?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
He can make me his hybrid, put me in his
hairm I don't care now I love that man.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
No, yeah, I before. If I had to choose, obviously,
I would be a vampire. Like there's really some good
benefits there, but hybrid, yes me up me? Oh my god,
I'm undouchable. That's why Tyler's like, this is great. Yeah,
I don't care if I'm sorry, this is great. The
fuck show some respect, Actually do what he says, Do
(18:16):
what he says. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah? Is not that crazy? He just give him Elena
fuck Lena also.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Honestly, she's so annoying. Who cares.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
We find out that Klaus isn't Michael's child, which is
why he hates uh, he hates them. We find out
that Michael is a vampire who is a vampire hunter.
Like that he is tough? Whoa that man is tough?
(18:49):
So yeah, Klaus gets out and he's back into his
own body and it's hilarious. Elijah tells Elena that the
only way to break the curse is involved sacrificing of
vampire and uh, we're wolf and.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Basically like just ship.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, and like in in the circles, like they're all
a happy it's all happening in the fucking circle with
It's just have you seen like do you see Klaus's
Like I know that he's a demon, but do you
(19:30):
see his charm?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Though? Like, no, do you see the charm? I don't,
but I hear that accent and to me, that's charm.
That's enough.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
My good friend Samage ask me, He's like, why do
you what? Because every time I talk about this, I
say Klaus, He's like, why why do you like Klaus
so much? So I literally have a list of why Okay,
I love Klaus. That's here and actually rereading this, it
sounds psychotic, but really right now, it's the I put
(20:04):
it in my fucking notes.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
That's a long one. Come on.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It's titled simply.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Meek Laus because that's his name. Yes, the way he
kills people without hesitation, that's number one.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That's that's what he does you And it made at
least I'm self reflecting that this should.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Not be charmed by his murderous ways.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Okay, the way he's always a thousand steps ahead.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
No, I do love that about him. Yes, because He's like.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
The way he admits out loud when he messed up,
like he's like, oh, yes, oh well you did do that,
but you know, like his accent, he's like, oh well
you put a snag in a plan, but I guess
I'll have to go another way.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And I'm like, oh my god. He thinks on his feet.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
M yeah, yeah, he doesn't get stumped. He's like, okay,
well we're just going to do this. We love a
man that can pick has another plan. He's a man
like that like that that is so yes, that's a
good quality. She was real, well, like you know, she
was real. I'm feeling.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
The way he can like charm everyone in the room,
his like comebacks, the way he always justifies putting his
family in caskets and carrying them around, because I could say, listen, okay,
to be fair, I feel like sometimes my family gets
on my nerves.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
So if I could just.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Stake them, but I don't want to kill them, I don't.
I want to be clear that I don't want to
kill my family, and this is for with purposes only,
this is AI, but I do want to be able
to state them, put them in a casket and then
just carry them and it goes around with me becau.
It's like, Okay, I've had three hundred years to think
about it. I'm not that mad anymore. You get back
(22:09):
up a couple of not y'all not at the same time.
At a time, Dona plot on me. Yeah, we'll see
how you do. Finn could come out for thirty years.
Let's see how you do.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
See. I don't know how Finn is. I haven't met
him yet. Oh you'll see. There's a couple of them.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
The way he made Tyler bite Caroline.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
That, yeah, did you get to that part? The way
he made how to bite Caroline?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
And then he heals Caroline because he has the healing blood.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
He's the only one who can heal a vampire.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Like of course. That was what's so hilarious. It's like
they tried to kill this man and then they're like, hey,
actually we need you, I need your help. And classes
it is not even like oh fuck you. He's like,
huh okay, but I like to feel needed. Baby girl quoted.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's what I put. He is a baby girl. Mm hmmm.
He just wants to be loved.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
His like his temper, but the way that he composes
himself right after, because yeah, quickly, like he will snap
and then he'll be like, well, let's get on with it.
Then I need that his act exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I need that bad because I'm gonna be bad for
a really long time. Once I snap, there's no calming
me down, get away from me.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, that was a vampire. I'd be like I'd be
the I'd be Stefian. I'm the ripper. So sorry, his
love and patience for Rebecca, because Rebecca'll be doing some
shit and you'll see me get to know her that
you're like, Rebecca, why would you do.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
This knowing who your brother is?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
But she and I'm the little sister, so I can
I get that I can get away with like I
can get away with some stupid shit, and then my
older brother will be like, well then why did you
do this? And you know because you're gonna help me.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
That's why. Yes, you're going to fix it, so I
can do anything. Not my problem anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Like I'm the youngest. Oh, his face, his eyes, his dad.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yes, yes, okay, I give his mannerisms.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I'm not gonna say this last one because it spoils
too much. His love for art.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Okay, that feels spooky.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
He loves art. He loves art like he's an artist.
He can paint, he can draw, He's a renaissance man.
His loneliness, his loneliness without pouting about it, like you
can tell that he's lonely. But instead of being like damon,
that's like, oh, nobody likes me, He's just like, well,
(24:56):
well I'll compel some people to like me and sire them.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
And I'm like, you know what, yes, they'll be my friend.
He he turned. Did you get to the episode? Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
In the the high school? He was in the gym?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yes, and fucking okay, fucking Matt drowned himself. They wroughted
fucking Vicky and Anna back the tomb vampires. Oh my god,
I said, yep, I.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Need a minute of one man.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I didn't know how they and I saw the show,
mind you. I'm like, how are they gonna get out
of this? And I'm like people still going to be alive?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Is? Did Matt just die? And I'm like I saw
this show. I'm like, Matt, you didn't even wait for
body to get in there? Like you really you really
trusted her because she is running through that fucking school Jesus,
(26:04):
he's gonna.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Kill herself by accident, so bye.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
By having Stefan turnus humanity off, he made Elena and
Damon kiss for the first time. So and that's really
what got it going. And it's Vampire Diaries.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I said, Elena, okay, so I had a flashback to
what was that was the first season where they were
like dancing at the ball and I was like, oh,
she's falling for him, but then it was like, oh,
false alarm, false alarm, when she was killing him on
that deathbed. I said, I know, you fucking lie and Elena,
you're just gonna flip like that, and she was like, yep, yeah,
(26:46):
pretty much. Because now Stephan he's off ripping people and
she's like pretending not to be into Damon. They keep
staring longingly into each other's eyes. She's breathing all hard, and.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
David was just constantly.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
He has crazy eyes, that's what it is. I'm like,
you that would scare me. I don't know, they're just no,
maybe if his eyes were brown or something. They're just
like a little.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Too because it's contrast, like he has black hair and hairy, pale,
baby blue eyes and he's a vampire and peeled.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
He's a vampire.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Also, the last thing is because I feel like I
have a chance with him the way they you know
that he's married to Lynn from Girlfriends, like in real life.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yes and real they met on the show and they
got married this show.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yes, Lynn is on here, you'll see yeah, because girlfriends,
you'll see me. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm not going to tell you who she plays because
I don't want to spoil it. But a witch.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
She's black.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I love that though, because it's like the witches are
more powerful in anyone on this mother fucking show. It's
like you're running shit like I'm gonna help you, but yeah,
ye can't do anything without a witch.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
He's like, I have a witch. I have a witch
for that. I have a witch for that.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yep. He's like, no, I got a witch.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
The way he says darling, but he says love, it's
just And then I also like even though like he does,
I don't know. David is weird because he compels like
college girls like really or high school girls and like
max out with them, and he's just the way that
he treated Caroline was so predatory.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Whereas Klaus Klaus he like.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Compels older women like age appropriate, like women like women
in their twenties, and even though compelling is obviously not consent,
it's just less creepy when it's not a high schooler,
like it's weird.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
But yeah, let me see Joseph Morgan Morgan. Yeah he
looks good. Actually, yeah he is. He gets okay. The
thing is when he first gets on there, he's young.
He's a baby, like he's in his I think he's
like twenty nine when he first started. But like as
he gets into, as we get into the fourth season,
(29:20):
he grows into Because I know you're probably on season
six now, bitch, you will not stop. It's just when
it close comes it's different. He's British for real, He's
from London. Yes, that's why that is on point authentic.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
So Persia White, Yeah that's her name. She is fifty
three and Klaus is forty four, so Joseph Morgan is
forty four, so he is nine years younger than her.
They met on set and they got him married. So
good together and they look so good together. That's why
I don't know if it has a soft spot in
(30:02):
my soft spot in my heart. He's also on I
used to watch this show. Me, Me and Aaron used
to watch the Ooh, I'm not rewatch that just because
he's on it. The Teen Titans, the live action Teen Titans,
even though it was terrible. He was on the last
season it was terrible. He came on as like, I
(30:23):
think it was Raven's dad, and I'm like, this is
what y'all use Joseph Morgan for. Oh my god, I
just love that man. I love him so bad.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
But I literally looking at their wedding bad.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah, he's so in love with her too, like he
treats her like she should be treated.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
And I'm like, but I'm like, if y'all ever divorce,
I just feel.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Happy after, Like I'm waiting for Luke, and then after Luke,
maybe Joseph and Lynn will be done. Hopefully she breaks
up with him, and then I'll got my chance, you know,
swoop in there exactly. I got in Grande a little bit.
She's aggressive with it. That's not even swooping in. She's like,
(31:10):
I'm going over there.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You see who she got now?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, And I'm let not mad at it this one. Yeah,
this one. I'm like, well that's what I said. I'm
willing to look the other way for this one. Yeah,
it's okay to look the other way for that.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
So y'all, y'all, y'all look up that he carries a
lot about her exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's grown folks talk. But yeah, okay, so how does
it end?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Let me see my bad I got into a different whole,
different area and go back to Damon's on his deathbed.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Oh my god. Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
He tries to kill himself by taking off his ring
and like walking into the sunlight.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
So annoying, and.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
It's so of its time because there was a band
called As I Lay Dying and the episode is called
As I Lay Dying, And I remember back then it
was like a heavy emo air era and people used
to put as I Lay Dying on like those chalkboards
at school. But I never really got the reference because
I didn't listen to the band, I didn't watch Vampire Diaries,
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so years later I'm like, oh, but anyways, Stephan stops him.
Klaus awakens after transforming into a wolf. He okay, so
he stinks Elijah, which because Elijah literally okay, he had
(32:40):
to stake Elijah because Elijah doesn't listen. He wanted to
help Elena. Yes, so don't don't blame Klaus for it.
Klaus shows Stephan the cure for war white and his
blood by biting Catherine and feeding her his blood. Klaus
tells Stephan he will trade a vial of his blood
(33:02):
if Stefan becomes ripper again and he leaves Mystic Falls
with him. After Stefan drinks human blood. Klaus so much blood,
by the way, he gets so many blood bags.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
He was like, he is so messy, and it's just
like get like no, he's so classy with it. But
he'll like get a cup and like pour, like he's
pouring himself a drink, drinking out of a glass. Like
Stefan is a fucking animal. Oh my god, doing.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
It too, so sloppy, like a badass kid eating spaghetti.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Ribs. It's just riming. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Don't eat it around your mouth as a man, as
a man, as a man, don't eat a rib around me,
because I'm gonna hate you. Klaole's he doesn't eat Klaus's
the only reason that Klaus eats is literally human, thank
you exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
But uh yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
He basically leaves town sheriff Forbes tries to kill Damon,
accidentally frees him from it, so she tracks Damon down,
but uh, missus, sir, shot and she kills Jeremy instead, bad, bad,
because bitch.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Why don't you fucking listen to what Caroline's saying? And
then you're just around here shooting willy nilly. You are
the vampire expert.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
You know Damon.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I know he's sick, but he can move very quickly.
And look at it. Now you killed Jeremy and you
want to cry about it like you dumb bitch, don't
piss me off. And then also the way that you
treated your daughter like horrible, that's your daughter, bitch, What
is wrong with you? She's so rude exactly with you.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It was racist, but now we said it, but now
we said it, Now.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
We said it. I don't care to hate the vampire.
They're monsters. They're monsters.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Counsel stole counsel, the whole council is just nasty, raggedy, racist.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Just ugly too.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Bon Bonnie begs the which is to bring Jeremy back,
saying that she loves him, and they warned her of
some consequences that we will see.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
They were like, no, Lena, you keep coming in here
asking us to s are alone?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Why are you always with these white people? Haven't we
learn anything? You said?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
You stay away from the vampires. What is this, Bonnie?
You keep coming in here with these different about it? Yeah,
she was like, I'll kill you. Stay away from me.
Now you're helping them at every fucking turn. No, literally, like,
I'm not helping you as a spirit.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I don't give fuck. But she gets stronger and like
figures it out on her own.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Elena finds Damion, brings him home, and kisses him after
he confesses his love. Catherine interrupts with Klaus's cure for
the where We'll bite Klaus test Stefan asking him to
kill someone, and Jeremy finds Anna and Vicki at the
Gilbert home, both dead vampires. Like that shit that finale
(36:31):
eight down Season two, episode twenty two. So how far
are you into season three?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Let me see. I think I'm on episode ten, but
let me confirm, yes, we are getting somewhere. Now, we're
getting somewhere. Just kidding.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Episode nine. That's still that's still like a very far episode.
So let me see what you have seen.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
They're getting Yeah, they okay, here's you See, they're in
that cave and they found like the drawings and stuff,
and they're trying to figure out what it means. They
had just destroyed the necklace and they thought that that
was it, but actually the necklace came back. But I
don't think Bonnie told anybody about that yet. So they
(37:22):
got all the ghosts out of there. But now now
it's something else. It's just we're Elena's trying to get
Rebecca to tell her about her dad and why are
they so fucking scared, and she's like, you better tell
me or else we're gonna wake him up. He's in Charlotte,
I know exactly where he is, Like, don't test me. Meanwhile,
Catherine already woke this man up and he's talking to
(37:45):
Stefan and Damon and he's like, guess what, bitch, If
you don't do this, I'm gonna kill you. And if
you fuck it up, I'm gonna kill you. So go ahead.
It's just they told you. Rebecca said he's going to
kill all of us if you wake him up. Do
not do that. Because Klaus ran away at the mirror
(38:06):
mentioned they were like, oh, we're gonna get Michael mobed.
He was like, I know you fucking mine, He's gone.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
He's gone.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
He's like, forget about the hybrids.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Like everything, my daddy.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
My teachers would be like, I'm gonna tell your mom.
Oh you got it?
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Please dot it.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Don't do that, No, you got it.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
I do apologize. I'm bad. You think I'm bad. You
think I'm bad. Guess where I get it from. Yeah,
so I'm scared, and it just it makes sense. But
what do you think is going to happen?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Like what? Yeah, you never know?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Okay, who do you think do you see? Like how
many coffins there are?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
And what do you like? Who do you think is
in the coffin?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Like have they gotten to that part where it's like, okay,
there's these coffins and I can't open this one coffin.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
No, but I didn't realize that Klaus was carrying his
family around with him. And then I was like, oh, so,
why you tell he's crazy? Because the reason that Elijah
didn't kill Klaus when he was supposed to, that was
the whole part of the plan and why we brought
you back to life, bitch is He was like, oh,
(39:30):
you know, I hate Klaus. I'm gonna kill him because
he killed my whole family, killed all of my siblings whatever,
I'm so upset about it. So he's about to stake
him in. Klaus is like, I can bring I could
take you to your siblings. I could take you and
I was like, oh, he's lying that He actually wasn't
lying because he does have them all together. But after
he didn't kill him, Elijah's like, so, where's everybody at?
(39:53):
And Klaus was like, don't ask me that right now,
Like just okay, I'm trying to do something, just not
right now, just get give me a minute. Okay, we'll
take you to your siblings later.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, he's like.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I was like, he's not taking you to them. You
have to know this. I can't believe he fooled you
like this. This is why he deserves to win. Yes,
you are so stupid now you're I.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Don't like him.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I don't like him on Vampire Diaries, but I like
him on The Originals. Instantly love Rebecca. I love when
they show the I don't know if you got to
the Jazz episode, like when they show when Stefan and
Klaus first met. Yes, yes, when they were Okay, I love, love,
love love that episode where.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
I met you before.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
How don't I remember? Because he compells like I just
wanted a brother.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Meanwhile, he has brothers that he just killed him and
I like, that's so he has so many and he's
like I always wanted. I'm rather like talking about Klaus.
You have seventeen brothers. He's like, not live ones, those
don't count.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
We got a wait, a couple thousand years, like a
thousand years.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
What he's sick? Sick? Do you understand though, why I
love this man like I do? I do?
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Okay, well, you guys, I told you that once I
got rabing on here, I was gonna make her talk
about this, and once Klaus came, it's just gonna be
this The Klaus Show. Yes they are are background stories,
Yes they're a side quest, but really it's all about
Klaus Michaelson and the original family, Rebecca Michaelson, her going
(41:49):
to school like it's it's just so fun, their relationship,
how crazy he is, how beautiful he is, how beautiful
he sounds, the charm that the way he calls everyone
love and darling and and will literally just stake you
in the heart rip off your head, sires people like
(42:11):
what a man?
Speaker 1 (42:12):
I just love him. I love and I think that's why.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
I think that's why I can't find the love of
my life because.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
They don't exist like.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Well they they might they what they exist as is
like a fucking serial killer and actually right and it
has to be yes, it has to be a vampire, werewolf,
hybrid a person not just a human. No, you have
no excuse to be crazy like that. Okay, he can't
(42:46):
help it.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Do you see Klaus having like ever like a love
interest though? Or do you think that he's like one
of those kids like ride solo? Okay, he's writing, so
I can't see it. He also just doesn't have time
for that, and like, who would that be? He's a
busy man, can look like what would that person?
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Really? Right?
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Great, he's a busy man and they don't have any time,
like you wouldn't even be able to.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Trust him, Like, no, you can't, so you can't know.
You just have to fuck him if anything, and volunteer.
I'm sure it would be a good time. God, I
can't daydreaming about it.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
I want to get I just love so much. I
will tell you I'm dead in the middle of season four.
I'm not as far as you think I am. It's
just that what I did was I took like three
days to like watch other things, so like I'm like,
please re even catch up.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Like I sent her on by you man. I sent
her like.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
You sent me little raccoon holding up a boom ba.
She said, I'm gonna read it. She said, boom box
outside your house. Just a girl asking another girl to
spend every extra moment you have to watch Vampire Diaries,
thank you. And I was watching, and I do every
waking moment I can't. It's to the point where I'm
(44:18):
annoyed now, Like Potomac is coming on tonight and I'm like,
oh god, I have to watch it, and I love it. It's
so fucking good right now, I said, but I need
to watch Vampire Diaries. I need to watch it. I
need to see what's.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Going on watching Vampire Diaries as soon as we get
the fuck off this thing, which is very soon too.
But I literally like took a day to watch, Like
I'm almost done with selling Sunset. On Halloween, I was
watching some scary like movies. I'm like trying to bide
my time, but then I'm like, okay, I'll only do
(44:53):
two episodes.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
I'll only do two episodes. Two episodes turns into six
because it's clous doing some ship and you have to
get out of It's like potato chips. You can't. You
can't just have one or two.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
It's like, but I feel like you are catching up,
Like I feel like you are catching up. It's just
that I need to slow down, I know, like catching
up on other TV shows. Did you watch did you
start Love Island Australia? Because I did watch one episode
of that this morning.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Okay, well watch that. Just give me some time, give
me some time.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I want to be on the same like I want
to be on the same episode as you, or at
least the same season.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Well I'm sad, okayiculous, now the same season.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I feel like Stefan with the blood.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
I just can't stop watching it because I'm like, okay,
well after this, because you know, I told you I
never saw the in season because it ends up stupid.
I'm gonna tell you I never saw the final season
because it's stupid, like what they do. But now I'm
excited to see the final season so then we can
also get to the Originals, and then The Originals has
(46:08):
a spin off that I've never seen called Legacies. I'm
so excit next.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Year it Oh what the fuck? But yeah, that's why
I didn't watch it.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
But now I'm in a place where I'm like I
can watch it because I was just so heartbroken by
Kloud's not being on there.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
But it carries on.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
And then there's also some people that come back from
the Originals and maybe even Vampire Diaries that I hear.
So I just I can't wait. And it's gonna be
a good time. Tell the people wherey can find you.
Wait good and they got to keep somebody employed. That's
great coming back. Yeah, I was like, good for y'all,
Good for y'all.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Look at all these dead people coming back.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Wait until a lark starts showing his ass.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Me off a little bit, a little bit right now?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
So what do what did he?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
He?
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Well, he did Okay, listen, yes, Damon killed him. But
you just temporarily like get over the attitude and everything.
He's like, you're not my friend anymore, Like get over it.
And we're talking about oh my god, so.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Be mad at like he really tried to kill Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
He didn't know his jerney right, and.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
That you funky ass bitch.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
You're still trying to fuck this man who tried to
kill your brother?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
What what is? Yeah? Me with Kleosta tell the people
where they can find you.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
And obviously I told you guys listen to the Loves
of Bland episode because we had such a ball just
talking about.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
How terrible it was.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
They got dragged they did. You can listen to my
podcast Bitch Is Better anywhere you listen to podcasts that
episode with Keya and actually we talked about the whole
season in a couple of episodes Patreon dot com, slash
Bitch is Better up on Instagram and threads that Bitch
is Better podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Thank you so much for talking about vampire dies with me.
This is probably gonna be like the start.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Of I feel like we're at the pre cool of
a rewatch podcast that we're gonna end up doing.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
I think so too. I really do, like, are we
because without starting that, I think so? I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Because when it gets oh, and it's already getting good
for you, like and you're already addicted to it, so
it's like you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Want to talk about it, so yeah all right.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Well, thank you guys for listening. I will be back
for sure on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
I love you guys. I hope you guys are having
a great week.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Bye bye
Hello, Hello, Hello, and welcome to Bravot.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We're black, you guys, obviously I have the one, the only,
the incomparable reading with Me from Bitches Better podcast. Make
sure you go and listen to her last episode it.
Make sure you go and listen to her Patreon episode because.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We talked about Love is Blind and that's where you
will get my Love is Blind reunion thoughts, and it
was as painful as edmunds.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, like, go listen to that. But we're here to talk.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
About one thing and one thing only, and that is
The Vampire Diaries Season two and season two. You guys
have been like, every time I talk about me and
Raven are rewatching The Vampire Diaries and she's watching it
for the first time. Every time that I talk about it,
I'm like, wait until Klous comes. I did not know
(00:59):
that Klaus comes season two, and when they started hinting
towards the originals, I'm like, there's no way he comes
season two. Little did I know Elijah. And then it's like,
once you hear Elijah, he's probably coming right behind him.
(01:23):
I'm like, oh, it's about to go down. She's about
to see exactly what I mean. I mean more so
season three.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
But this man is a terror because he is.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Like literally he is ruining and ending lives like it's nothing,
Like it's nothing and it's so hot, Like I don't
give a fuck, I don't care, he doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
More, we get into the original family, but first, like
obviously things happen the last season, like Elena finds out
that like John Gilbert is actually her dad and not
her uncle. She finds out that her mama is a vampire,
which is like what.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
And her mama ain't shit either.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
She don't turn off him humanity Jeremy Like, okay, y'all,
you guys think that like Damon is this dark person
who doesn't care and like he snaps Jeremy's neck and
like you know, and he's the one who's who's crazy
and don't play and it's like he's the one to
look out for until you meet Klaus.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh my god, and y'all. Kea when I first started
watching this, and she was like asking my opinions on
like Damon are stepping and we're having that conversation. She's like,
but you just wait until class. You wait for class
Klaus Klaus class, And I'm like, who is this man
and when is he coming? And she just built him up.
(02:58):
She's just like Klaus class class. So the first time
I heard them utter his name, I said, oh shit, here,
let's go. And when you did not, he did not disappoint.
Once he appeared, I said, oh, you're as him. Oh
(03:23):
my god, that's what really gotta get. Okay, okay before before, okay, okay,
I just love him so bad like the actor anyway. Okay,
so Catherine, bad bitch, Catherine, Yes, love her. Elena could
never crazy that it's played by the same actor. Great acting,
just like in that season of You when that girl
played Twins that was great, and when Michael Jordan when
(03:45):
Michael B. Jordan played Twins, Like like, okay, Catherine literally
turns Caroline, well, she kills Caroline.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Caroline's turned into a vampire. She has some backbone. Tyler
is like, something is happening. We finally get an introduction
to were wolves, which we don't really know about. Mason
Lockwood comes to town because they try to kill all
the vampires.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It did not work.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Tyler's dad ends up dying because he's something, but we
don't know what he is.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They don't say it, like because yes, his eyes were
changing colors.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I said, yes's exactly what he said. Going on here,
he's a were wolf and they don't play and Mason
comes to town. Like, we find out about were wolves
and their existence, We find out about werewolf bites. We
find out how hard it is to turn into a werewolf.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Like that shit looks painful. It's nothing like Jacob.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Jacob makes werewolf being werewolf with like a cake walk.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It. Yeah, right, are breaking bit It's not funny, he said.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
What we found out like about how bad, Like Bonnie
gets stronger as a witch every fucking season. She finally
wants to control her magic. Grams is there. Then you know, grahamscrams.
(05:33):
So it gets like, okay, So Caroline's mom like finds
out that she is a vampire and ste Stephan Stephan
like has to drink Elena's blood and like.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's a whole bunch of shit goes on.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
And Stephan is a fucking crackhead for human bloody is
a junkie.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh my god, he gets worse. He turns into the Ripper.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Whoa yeah, the Ripper a little into that in season
three and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Stefan Jesus, how do you feel about Stefan?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No, we can talk about like what you think about
like the Ripper compared to because you got a little
taste of how it is when he has blood, like
he's a crackhead for blood.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, but the Ripper is a completely different monster. How
do you feel about Stefan as a vampire compared to
Stephan like the Ripper, Like when he has.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh, Stephan, the vampire isn't even really a vampire. I
mean he's like, I mean, a fucking teddy bear. The
Ripper is literally ripping bitches apart. He's tearing them limb
from limb, and there's no reason for you, a vampire
to do that. Now you're just doing extra shit because
you know you can just drink, you can drain them
(06:55):
directly from their neck. Why did you rip that girl's
head off? Why did you Stephan clean off? Really? You know?
And then he wants to rip them apart and then
put them back together, poses that like they're back together
a sick motherfucker signature ripe. And then did you get
(07:17):
to the part where like he writes the names down. Yes,
he's a fucking psycho.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Serial cycle like insane but Tyler turned into a werewolf
because he accidentally kills the girl.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's how you actively the wel gene when you make
your first kill.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Also, we found out that Catherine turned Mason into a
werewolf because she purposely made him kill someone.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And Captaine is just that bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
She's the one who's in town with Mason the entire time.
So it's it's literally insane.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
But yeah, so we meet like this Trevor dude.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
He takes hers into the house and we meet Rose,
who Damon knows from like back in the day, and
they talk about that she's the Petrova Dappa ganer and
they're trying to say, like, oh, the first thing that
I said was Elijah will be pleased, And I'm like,
(08:26):
I'm like, who is Elijah?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Who are these people.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Elijah will be pleased? And I'm like, that's my brother
in law, that's my man brother. Oh my god. I'm like,
there's no way season two we get close because it's
been you guys, it's been probably like eight years since
I've watched it, so I'm watching it for the first.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You've been watching shit that I don't even remember. I'm like,
what her mom wasn't really her mom.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, Like I'm talking to about it and he's like,
you've seen this, you've seen this, Like.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, it's not even little details you forgot. You're like, yeah, exactly.
Her mom was a vampire. Down with her. I'm like, oh,
hold on, Tyler is a werewolf like so much ship,
Like this ship is so good and it's so good.
Just forget how good it is, Like just how good
(09:28):
it is and how it just sucks you in. And
that's why I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
What part I'm on later on at the very end
of this show.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So like Elena tries to go up against Elijah, but
by saying that, like she knows like where the moonstone
is because the moonstone it's just very important, uh, to
Elijah and like the Originals, and then Stepan and Stefan
and Damon basically like try to save her ass as usual.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'm supposed to her getting saved. When it was time
for that sacrifice, I was like, just kill her ass.
She wants to die, let her go. Oh my god,
she's so annoying. She's like, no, Stepan, We're gonna help you. No,
I'm going I'm not staying in the house where it's safe. No,
I'm going like, okay, go ahead then, girl, because you're
(10:23):
risking everybody's lives with your foolishness, especially Bobby. That's the
one that pissed me off. I was like, if you
if something happens to Bonnie, I swear to God, I swear.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Every single time, though, and something does.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Happen to her, But luckily she comes back. But I'm like, still,
she's been through enough. She just knows as bleeding goes through.
Mm hmm. It's just too much like poor Bonnie.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We also get Catherine's backstory, like which was also a
shock to me. I'm like, Catherine out, baby.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But Catherine has been through it as well, Like her
life is actually really fucked up. She's been running from
Klaus from a hundred years. That's how scary. The baddest
bitch on the planet.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
And don't you love how the witches and almost every
female vampire is stronger than I love stef the demon,
Like every time they try they like pussy ass down.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
They literally just like put her hand out. They're like
stop and they're.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Like, oh, yep, yep, because guess what you are. One
hundred and eighty six bitch, I'm five hundred. You can't
beat me, Joe fucking Pamprong puss puss me off. It's
just so much so Basically, like she Elena learns about
Catherine's like line and she's a Patrovo. She came from
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Catherine's line. She reveals that she became a vampire so
that she could not be used to break the curse
that Klaus wanted her for. Basically, and then we get
to know Rose, and Rose and Damon like kind of
have a thing and she gets like bitten and she
(12:18):
passes away, and we see like Damon is not like
all bad, especially compared to Klaus. The only person who's
worse than Klaus is Michael. And we deal with Michael,
whoa they woke his ass up.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I said, you shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Really, Michael is the the ti Seki of vampire dis
and Klaus is the Krashan.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Because Klaus is scared of him.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's the only nigga that puts spear in Klaus's heart
is his daddy. And he was like, Michael was like,
why don't you come outside? And class is like no.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
He's episode got this school.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He got this cool and like he figured out how
to like steak his ass. And you can't stake an
original vampire the regular way that you would stake a vampire.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
What does nothing to them?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Like you can shoot these, you can only decapitate them.
Or you have to have like a that special dagger
from a tree from like thousands a thousand years ago basically,
and it's literally in place.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Don't take it out or else it's insane.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And like basically Aunt Jenna gets sacrificed, Like damn it, Jenna,
poor fucking Jenna.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
How did you feel about like her permanent death.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I was really one of those things where she thought
she was going to come back or something. I was
really upset about that. I was like, damn, they killed Jenna.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
These kids they.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Do not have any fucking family anymore. Like this is terrible.
And then that's what I'm also realizing is how sad
this show is.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
But yeah, like killing Klaus, kidnap this miss Klaus. Take
her head off Klaus, Yes, you might as well. Might
as well make him choos, make him choos, Klaus. I'm sorry,
Like I just love that man so bad. What else happens?
I mean, like if you just find out a whole
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bunch of like original lore before you actually see Klaus.
He possesses yo flashbacks, he possesses a lark.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That is what got me. I was like, oh, we lost, guys.
You can't beat him. He's here. Oh my god, it's Klaus.
They're telling him the plan. They're like, here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna have Bonnie do this. She's the
only one that can kill Klaus. And he's standing there
and he's like, yeah, is a good you're taking exactly.
(15:04):
I was like, oh my god, everybody is gonna die.
You can't beat him. He's too good. He's too good
at this.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
You guys, aren't you see why The Originals has a
spin off?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Like what from Like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
We're going we're going on a journey. We're going from
the Vampire Diaries to the Originals.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I'm I didn't know that, boy, Yeah what I know.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I had to tell you that he has his own show,
unless I forgot because I was just talking. I was
gleazing over him so bad, better than Vampire Diaries.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Hell yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So once we finish Vampire Diaries, we're gonna go to
the Originals because it's.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
All it's all in Orland's too h my favorite place, Okay, perfect,
It's just so fucking good.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
But they have a whole episode named Klaus and it's back.
It actually happens in fourteen ninety two.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I just.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm like, even when that White Man sealed the ocean
blue and when I.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Said, I know this date, I know this here, it's
up here.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So basically there is what There's five Cole, Finn, Klaus, Elijah,
and Rebecca.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Oh Rebecca. Klaus like she's.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
A bad bitch.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
She is.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
He that's the only person that he like really, even
like he has a weird way of showing it, but
he loves his sister. Like it's Rebecca and Klaus like
and Elijah, but he has a softer spot killer Rebecca,
even though like, yeah, you'll see more about I'm probably
gonna come back.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
They can just do whatever they want.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Do whatever they want, doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
And I'm like, you guys always talk about like the
vampires from Sinners, the vampires from True Blood, the vampires
on Twilight, but you guys, Klaus had his family and.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Coffins for nine hundred years.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
There's no one that puts fear in my heart, like
Klaus Michaelson, No he ain't.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, something else I want?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
He can make me his hybrid, put me in his
hairm I don't care now I love that man.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
No, yeah, I before. If I had to choose, obviously,
I would be a vampire. Like there's really some good
benefits there, but hybrid, yes me up me? Oh my god,
I'm undouchable. That's why Tyler's like, this is great. Yeah,
I don't care if I'm sorry, this is great. The
fuck show some respect, Actually do what he says, Do
(18:16):
what he says. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah? Is not that crazy? He just give him Elena
fuck Lena also.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Honestly, she's so annoying. Who cares.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
We find out that Klaus isn't Michael's child, which is
why he hates uh, he hates them. We find out
that Michael is a vampire who is a vampire hunter.
Like that he is tough? Whoa that man is tough?
(18:49):
So yeah, Klaus gets out and he's back into his
own body and it's hilarious. Elijah tells Elena that the
only way to break the curse is involved sacrificing of
vampire and uh, we're wolf and.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Basically like just ship.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, and like in in the circles, like they're all
a happy it's all happening in the fucking circle with
It's just have you seen like do you see Klaus's
Like I know that he's a demon, but do you
(19:30):
see his charm?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Though? Like, no, do you see the charm? I don't,
but I hear that accent and to me, that's charm.
That's enough.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
My good friend Samage ask me, He's like, why do
you what? Because every time I talk about this, I
say Klaus, He's like, why why do you like Klaus
so much? So I literally have a list of why Okay,
I love Klaus. That's here and actually rereading this, it
sounds psychotic, but really right now, it's the I put
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it in my fucking notes.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
That's a long one. Come on.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It's titled simply.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Meek Laus because that's his name. Yes, the way he
kills people without hesitation, that's number one.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That's that's what he does you And it made at
least I'm self reflecting that this should.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Not be charmed by his murderous ways.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Okay, the way he's always a thousand steps ahead.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
No, I do love that about him. Yes, because He's like.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
The way he admits out loud when he messed up,
like he's like, oh, yes, oh well you did do that,
but you know, like his accent, he's like, oh well
you put a snag in a plan, but I guess
I'll have to go another way.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And I'm like, oh my god. He thinks on his feet.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
M yeah, yeah, he doesn't get stumped. He's like, okay,
well we're just going to do this. We love a
man that can pick has another plan. He's a man
like that like that that is so yes, that's a
good quality. She was real, well, like you know, she
was real. I'm feeling.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
The way he can like charm everyone in the room,
his like comebacks, the way he always justifies putting his
family in caskets and carrying them around, because I could say, listen, okay,
to be fair, I feel like sometimes my family gets
on my nerves.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
So if I could just.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Stake them, but I don't want to kill them, I don't.
I want to be clear that I don't want to
kill my family, and this is for with purposes only,
this is AI, but I do want to be able
to state them, put them in a casket and then
just carry them and it goes around with me becau.
It's like, Okay, I've had three hundred years to think
about it. I'm not that mad anymore. You get back
(22:09):
up a couple of not y'all not at the same time.
At a time, Dona plot on me. Yeah, we'll see
how you do. Finn could come out for thirty years.
Let's see how you do.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
See. I don't know how Finn is. I haven't met
him yet. Oh you'll see. There's a couple of them.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
The way he made Tyler bite Caroline.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
That, yeah, did you get to that part? The way
he made how to bite Caroline?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
And then he heals Caroline because he has the healing blood.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
He's the only one who can heal a vampire.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Like of course. That was what's so hilarious. It's like
they tried to kill this man and then they're like, hey,
actually we need you, I need your help. And classes
it is not even like oh fuck you. He's like,
huh okay, but I like to feel needed. Baby girl quoted.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's what I put. He is a baby girl. Mm hmmm.
He just wants to be loved.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
His like his temper, but the way that he composes
himself right after, because yeah, quickly, like he will snap
and then he'll be like, well, let's get on with it.
Then I need that his act exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I need that bad because I'm gonna be bad for
a really long time. Once I snap, there's no calming
me down, get away from me.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, that was a vampire. I'd be like I'd be
the I'd be Stefian. I'm the ripper. So sorry, his
love and patience for Rebecca, because Rebecca'll be doing some
shit and you'll see me get to know her that
you're like, Rebecca, why would you do.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
This knowing who your brother is?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
But she and I'm the little sister, so I can
I get that I can get away with like I
can get away with some stupid shit, and then my
older brother will be like, well then why did you
do this? And you know because you're gonna help me.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
That's why. Yes, you're going to fix it, so I
can do anything. Not my problem anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Like I'm the youngest. Oh, his face, his eyes, his dad.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yes, yes, okay, I give his mannerisms.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I'm not gonna say this last one because it spoils
too much. His love for art.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Okay, that feels spooky.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
He loves art. He loves art like he's an artist.
He can paint, he can draw, He's a renaissance man.
His loneliness, his loneliness without pouting about it, like you
can tell that he's lonely. But instead of being like damon,
that's like, oh, nobody likes me, He's just like, well,
(24:56):
well I'll compel some people to like me and sire them.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
And I'm like, you know what, yes, they'll be my friend.
He he turned. Did you get to the episode? Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
In the the high school? He was in the gym?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yes, and fucking okay, fucking Matt drowned himself. They wroughted
fucking Vicky and Anna back the tomb vampires. Oh my god,
I said, yep, I.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Need a minute of one man.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I didn't know how they and I saw the show,
mind you. I'm like, how are they gonna get out
of this? And I'm like people still going to be alive?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Is? Did Matt just die? And I'm like I saw
this show. I'm like, Matt, you didn't even wait for
body to get in there? Like you really you really
trusted her because she is running through that fucking school Jesus,
(26:04):
he's gonna.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Kill herself by accident, so bye.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
By having Stefan turnus humanity off, he made Elena and
Damon kiss for the first time. So and that's really
what got it going. And it's Vampire Diaries.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I said, Elena, okay, so I had a flashback to
what was that was the first season where they were
like dancing at the ball and I was like, oh,
she's falling for him, but then it was like, oh,
false alarm, false alarm, when she was killing him on
that deathbed. I said, I know, you fucking lie and Elena,
you're just gonna flip like that, and she was like, yep, yeah,
(26:46):
pretty much. Because now Stephan he's off ripping people and
she's like pretending not to be into Damon. They keep
staring longingly into each other's eyes. She's breathing all hard, and.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
David was just constantly.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
He has crazy eyes, that's what it is. I'm like,
you that would scare me. I don't know, they're just no,
maybe if his eyes were brown or something. They're just
like a little.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Too because it's contrast, like he has black hair and hairy, pale,
baby blue eyes and he's a vampire and peeled.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
He's a vampire.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Also, the last thing is because I feel like I
have a chance with him the way they you know
that he's married to Lynn from Girlfriends, like in real life.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yes and real they met on the show and they
got married this show.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yes, Lynn is on here, you'll see yeah, because girlfriends,
you'll see me. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm not going to tell you who she plays because
I don't want to spoil it. But a witch.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
She's black.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I love that though, because it's like the witches are
more powerful in anyone on this mother fucking show. It's
like you're running shit like I'm gonna help you, but yeah,
ye can't do anything without a witch.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
He's like, I have a witch. I have a witch
for that. I have a witch for that.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yep. He's like, no, I got a witch.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
The way he says darling, but he says love, it's
just And then I also like even though like he does,
I don't know. David is weird because he compels like
college girls like really or high school girls and like
max out with them, and he's just the way that
he treated Caroline was so predatory.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Whereas Klaus Klaus he like.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Compels older women like age appropriate, like women like women
in their twenties, and even though compelling is obviously not consent,
it's just less creepy when it's not a high schooler,
like it's weird.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
But yeah, let me see Joseph Morgan Morgan. Yeah he
looks good. Actually, yeah he is. He gets okay. The
thing is when he first gets on there, he's young.
He's a baby, like he's in his I think he's
like twenty nine when he first started. But like as
he gets into, as we get into the fourth season,
(29:20):
he grows into Because I know you're probably on season
six now, bitch, you will not stop. It's just when
it close comes it's different. He's British for real, He's
from London. Yes, that's why that is on point authentic.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
So Persia White, Yeah that's her name. She is fifty
three and Klaus is forty four, so Joseph Morgan is
forty four, so he is nine years younger than her.
They met on set and they got him married. So
good together and they look so good together. That's why
I don't know if it has a soft spot in
(30:02):
my soft spot in my heart. He's also on I
used to watch this show. Me, Me and Aaron used
to watch the Ooh, I'm not rewatch that just because
he's on it. The Teen Titans, the live action Teen Titans,
even though it was terrible. He was on the last
season it was terrible. He came on as like, I
(30:23):
think it was Raven's dad, and I'm like, this is
what y'all use Joseph Morgan for. Oh my god, I
just love that man. I love him so bad.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
But I literally looking at their wedding bad.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah, he's so in love with her too, like he
treats her like she should be treated.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
And I'm like, but I'm like, if y'all ever divorce,
I just feel.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Happy after, Like I'm waiting for Luke, and then after Luke,
maybe Joseph and Lynn will be done. Hopefully she breaks
up with him, and then I'll got my chance, you know,
swoop in there exactly. I got in Grande a little bit.
She's aggressive with it. That's not even swooping in. She's like,
(31:10):
I'm going over there.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You see who she got now?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, And I'm let not mad at it this one. Yeah,
this one. I'm like, well that's what I said. I'm
willing to look the other way for this one. Yeah,
it's okay to look the other way for that.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
So y'all, y'all, y'all look up that he carries a
lot about her exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's grown folks talk. But yeah, okay, so how does
it end?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Let me see my bad I got into a different whole,
different area and go back to Damon's on his deathbed.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Oh my god. Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
He tries to kill himself by taking off his ring
and like walking into the sunlight.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
So annoying, and.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
It's so of its time because there was a band
called As I Lay Dying and the episode is called
As I Lay Dying, And I remember back then it
was like a heavy emo air era and people used
to put as I Lay Dying on like those chalkboards
at school. But I never really got the reference because
I didn't listen to the band, I didn't watch Vampire Diaries,
(32:18):
so years later I'm like, oh, but anyways, Stephan stops him.
Klaus awakens after transforming into a wolf. He okay, so
he stinks Elijah, which because Elijah literally okay, he had
(32:40):
to stake Elijah because Elijah doesn't listen. He wanted to
help Elena. Yes, so don't don't blame Klaus for it.
Klaus shows Stephan the cure for war white and his
blood by biting Catherine and feeding her his blood. Klaus
tells Stephan he will trade a vial of his blood
(33:02):
if Stefan becomes ripper again and he leaves Mystic Falls
with him. After Stefan drinks human blood. Klaus so much blood,
by the way, he gets so many blood bags.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
He was like, he is so messy, and it's just
like get like no, he's so classy with it. But
he'll like get a cup and like pour, like he's
pouring himself a drink, drinking out of a glass. Like
Stefan is a fucking animal. Oh my god, doing.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
It too, so sloppy, like a badass kid eating spaghetti.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Ribs. It's just riming. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Don't eat it around your mouth as a man, as
a man, as a man, don't eat a rib around me,
because I'm gonna hate you. Klaole's he doesn't eat Klaus's
the only reason that Klaus eats is literally human, thank
you exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
But uh yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
He basically leaves town sheriff Forbes tries to kill Damon,
accidentally frees him from it, so she tracks Damon down,
but uh, missus, sir, shot and she kills Jeremy instead, bad, bad,
because bitch.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Why don't you fucking listen to what Caroline's saying? And
then you're just around here shooting willy nilly. You are
the vampire expert.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
You know Damon.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I know he's sick, but he can move very quickly.
And look at it. Now you killed Jeremy and you
want to cry about it like you dumb bitch, don't
piss me off. And then also the way that you
treated your daughter like horrible, that's your daughter, bitch, What
is wrong with you? She's so rude exactly with you.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It was racist, but now we said it, but now
we said it, Now.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
We said it. I don't care to hate the vampire.
They're monsters. They're monsters.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Counsel stole counsel, the whole council is just nasty, raggedy, racist.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Just ugly too.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Bon Bonnie begs the which is to bring Jeremy back,
saying that she loves him, and they warned her of
some consequences that we will see.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
They were like, no, Lena, you keep coming in here
asking us to s are alone?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Why are you always with these white people? Haven't we
learn anything? You said?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
You stay away from the vampires. What is this, Bonnie?
You keep coming in here with these different about it? Yeah,
she was like, I'll kill you. Stay away from me.
Now you're helping them at every fucking turn. No, literally, like,
I'm not helping you as a spirit.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I don't give fuck. But she gets stronger and like
figures it out on her own.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Elena finds Damion, brings him home, and kisses him after
he confesses his love. Catherine interrupts with Klaus's cure for
the where We'll bite Klaus test Stefan asking him to
kill someone, and Jeremy finds Anna and Vicki at the
Gilbert home, both dead vampires. Like that shit that finale
(36:31):
eight down Season two, episode twenty two. So how far
are you into season three?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Let me see. I think I'm on episode ten, but
let me confirm, yes, we are getting somewhere. Now, we're
getting somewhere. Just kidding.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Episode nine. That's still that's still like a very far episode.
So let me see what you have seen.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
They're getting Yeah, they okay, here's you See, they're in
that cave and they found like the drawings and stuff,
and they're trying to figure out what it means. They
had just destroyed the necklace and they thought that that
was it, but actually the necklace came back. But I
don't think Bonnie told anybody about that yet. So they
(37:22):
got all the ghosts out of there. But now now
it's something else. It's just we're Elena's trying to get
Rebecca to tell her about her dad and why are
they so fucking scared, and she's like, you better tell
me or else we're gonna wake him up. He's in Charlotte,
I know exactly where he is, Like, don't test me. Meanwhile,
Catherine already woke this man up and he's talking to
(37:45):
Stefan and Damon and he's like, guess what, bitch, If
you don't do this, I'm gonna kill you. And if
you fuck it up, I'm gonna kill you. So go ahead.
It's just they told you. Rebecca said he's going to
kill all of us if you wake him up. Do
not do that. Because Klaus ran away at the mirror
(38:06):
mentioned they were like, oh, we're gonna get Michael mobed.
He was like, I know you fucking mine, He's gone.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
He's gone.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
He's like, forget about the hybrids.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Like everything, my daddy.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
My teachers would be like, I'm gonna tell your mom.
Oh you got it?
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Please dot it.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Don't do that, No, you got it.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
I do apologize. I'm bad. You think I'm bad. You
think I'm bad. Guess where I get it from. Yeah,
so I'm scared, and it just it makes sense. But
what do you think is going to happen?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Like what? Yeah, you never know?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Okay, who do you think do you see? Like how
many coffins there are?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
And what do you like? Who do you think is
in the coffin?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Like have they gotten to that part where it's like, okay,
there's these coffins and I can't open this one coffin.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
No, but I didn't realize that Klaus was carrying his
family around with him. And then I was like, oh, so,
why you tell he's crazy? Because the reason that Elijah
didn't kill Klaus when he was supposed to, that was
the whole part of the plan and why we brought
you back to life, bitch is He was like, oh,
(39:30):
you know, I hate Klaus. I'm gonna kill him because
he killed my whole family, killed all of my siblings whatever,
I'm so upset about it. So he's about to stake
him in. Klaus is like, I can bring I could
take you to your siblings. I could take you and
I was like, oh, he's lying that He actually wasn't
lying because he does have them all together. But after
he didn't kill him, Elijah's like, so, where's everybody at?
(39:53):
And Klaus was like, don't ask me that right now,
Like just okay, I'm trying to do something, just not
right now, just get give me a minute. Okay, we'll
take you to your siblings later.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, he's like.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I was like, he's not taking you to them. You
have to know this. I can't believe he fooled you
like this. This is why he deserves to win. Yes,
you are so stupid now you're I.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Don't like him.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I don't like him on Vampire Diaries, but I like
him on The Originals. Instantly love Rebecca. I love when
they show the I don't know if you got to
the Jazz episode, like when they show when Stefan and
Klaus first met. Yes, yes, when they were Okay, I love, love,
love love that episode where.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
I met you before.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
How don't I remember? Because he compells like I just
wanted a brother.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Meanwhile, he has brothers that he just killed him and
I like, that's so he has so many and he's
like I always wanted. I'm rather like talking about Klaus.
You have seventeen brothers. He's like, not live ones, those
don't count.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
We got a wait, a couple thousand years, like a
thousand years.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
What he's sick? Sick? Do you understand though, why I
love this man like I do? I do?
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Okay, well, you guys, I told you that once I
got rabing on here, I was gonna make her talk
about this, and once Klaus came, it's just gonna be
this The Klaus Show. Yes they are are background stories,
Yes they're a side quest, but really it's all about
Klaus Michaelson and the original family, Rebecca Michaelson, her going
(41:49):
to school like it's it's just so fun, their relationship,
how crazy he is, how beautiful he is, how beautiful
he sounds, the charm that the way he calls everyone
love and darling and and will literally just stake you
in the heart rip off your head, sires people like
(42:11):
what a man?
Speaker 1 (42:12):
I just love him. I love and I think that's why.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
I think that's why I can't find the love of
my life because.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
They don't exist like.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Well they they might they what they exist as is
like a fucking serial killer and actually right and it
has to be yes, it has to be a vampire, werewolf,
hybrid a person not just a human. No, you have
no excuse to be crazy like that. Okay, he can't
(42:46):
help it.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Do you see Klaus having like ever like a love
interest though? Or do you think that he's like one
of those kids like ride solo? Okay, he's writing, so
I can't see it. He also just doesn't have time
for that, and like, who would that be? He's a
busy man, can look like what would that person?
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Really? Right?
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Great, he's a busy man and they don't have any time,
like you wouldn't even be able to.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Trust him, Like, no, you can't, so you can't know.
You just have to fuck him if anything, and volunteer.
I'm sure it would be a good time. God, I
can't daydreaming about it.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
I want to get I just love so much. I
will tell you I'm dead in the middle of season four.
I'm not as far as you think I am. It's
just that what I did was I took like three
days to like watch other things, so like I'm like,
please re even catch up.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Like I sent her on by you man. I sent
her like.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
You sent me little raccoon holding up a boom ba.
She said, I'm gonna read it. She said, boom box
outside your house. Just a girl asking another girl to
spend every extra moment you have to watch Vampire Diaries,
thank you. And I was watching, and I do every
waking moment I can't. It's to the point where I'm
(44:18):
annoyed now, Like Potomac is coming on tonight and I'm like,
oh god, I have to watch it, and I love it. It's
so fucking good right now, I said, but I need
to watch Vampire Diaries. I need to watch it. I
need to see what's.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Going on watching Vampire Diaries as soon as we get
the fuck off this thing, which is very soon too.
But I literally like took a day to watch, Like
I'm almost done with selling Sunset. On Halloween, I was
watching some scary like movies. I'm like trying to bide
my time, but then I'm like, okay, I'll only do
(44:53):
two episodes.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
I'll only do two episodes. Two episodes turns into six
because it's clous doing some ship and you have to
get out of It's like potato chips. You can't. You
can't just have one or two.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
It's like, but I feel like you are catching up,
Like I feel like you are catching up. It's just
that I need to slow down, I know, like catching
up on other TV shows. Did you watch did you
start Love Island Australia? Because I did watch one episode
of that this morning.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Okay, well watch that. Just give me some time, give
me some time.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I want to be on the same like I want
to be on the same episode as you, or at
least the same season.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Well I'm sad, okayiculous, now the same season.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I feel like Stefan with the blood.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
I just can't stop watching it because I'm like, okay,
well after this, because you know, I told you I
never saw the in season because it ends up stupid.
I'm gonna tell you I never saw the final season
because it's stupid, like what they do. But now I'm
excited to see the final season so then we can
also get to the Originals, and then The Originals has
(46:08):
a spin off that I've never seen called Legacies. I'm
so excit next.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Year it Oh what the fuck? But yeah, that's why
I didn't watch it.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
But now I'm in a place where I'm like I
can watch it because I was just so heartbroken by
Kloud's not being on there.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
But it carries on.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
And then there's also some people that come back from
the Originals and maybe even Vampire Diaries that I hear.
So I just I can't wait. And it's gonna be
a good time. Tell the people wherey can find you.
Wait good and they got to keep somebody employed. That's
great coming back. Yeah, I was like, good for y'all,
Good for y'all.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Look at all these dead people coming back.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Wait until a lark starts showing his ass.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Me off a little bit, a little bit right now?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
So what do what did he?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
He?
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Well, he did Okay, listen, yes, Damon killed him. But
you just temporarily like get over the attitude and everything.
He's like, you're not my friend anymore, Like get over it.
And we're talking about oh my god, so.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Be mad at like he really tried to kill Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
He didn't know his jerney right, and.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
That you funky ass bitch.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
You're still trying to fuck this man who tried to
kill your brother?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
What what is? Yeah? Me with Kleosta tell the people
where they can find you.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
And obviously I told you guys listen to the Loves
of Bland episode because we had such a ball just
talking about.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
How terrible it was.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
They got dragged they did. You can listen to my
podcast Bitch Is Better anywhere you listen to podcasts that
episode with Keya and actually we talked about the whole
season in a couple of episodes Patreon dot com, slash
Bitch is Better up on Instagram and threads that Bitch
is Better podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Thank you so much for talking about vampire dies with me.
This is probably gonna be like the start.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Of I feel like we're at the pre cool of
a rewatch podcast that we're gonna end up doing.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
I think so too. I really do, like, are we
because without starting that, I think so? I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Because when it gets oh, and it's already getting good
for you, like and you're already addicted to it, so
it's like you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Want to talk about it, so yeah all right.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Well, thank you guys for listening. I will be back
for sure on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
I love you guys. I hope you guys are having
a great week.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Bye bye
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