September 27, 2025 • 52 mins
Kaya covers the latest updates from the "Real Housewives" series, focusing on the New York reboot and the ongoing drama in Salt Lake City. She discusses the cast changes, including who’s in and who’s out, and touches on the controversies surrounding the Housewives' personal lives and relationships. Kaya also highlights the intense rivalries and unexpected alliances forming in Orange County, providing listeners with a comprehensive update on all the latest happenings in the Bravo world.THREE DAYS LEFT TO MAKE THE GOAL WE ARE ALMOST THERE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO DONATED FOR SICKLE CELL AWARENESS MONTH! Please donate below.
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
What's up, motherfucking gout dick suckers? How the heck are you?
How the heck? Oh? Yeah? Wow? Am I invigorated? I
am so happy. I'm so sorry. I do not have
a guest for this episode, but it'll just be me solo,
yapping and I have some things to say. This will
(00:41):
be a short on me. This will be a short
one that I talked for like forty five minutes. But no, literally,
this will probably be a short one because I'm probably
gonna talk with Mani tomorrow and then later this week.
I promise I will have some people on. I have
been very busy, which I'll tell you about later on
in the podcast. Or maybe I'll save it for Patreon
because I have been able to talk to my Piezza
(01:02):
on patrem Shout out to you guys. Yeah, but how
are you guys? I am keya. This is your Saturday
Bravo episode of Bravo. We're Black and Wow? Wow? Wow?
Am I Black back? Yeah? Well? Am I black? And
Am I back? And so is Salt Lake City? Now
(01:23):
that the Queen is back. The Queen is back, We're
done talking about her. We're gonna have to see her.
Mmm and some of you gotta have your comebacks ready.
These white women. My god, there's so much white on
white crime going on on Bravo that it just you
(01:45):
guys really need to come together as a community. I mean,
protect each other, love each other. You guys need to.
I don't know, I'm preaching some peace. I'm calling for
some peace between the white community, like especially in the
Midwest and on the West Coast, because you guys are
really behaving kind of. I don't like rap scallions. Isn't
(02:11):
that crazy? On one episode, we're talking about someone who
got fucked in the studio like a pass around. On
another show, someone's got called a gout dick sucker and
apparently she was stealing people's identity. I mean, my goodness.
And you're supposed to protect each other. You're supposed to
be a sisterhood. I was rooted, no, that was it. Well,
(02:35):
I was rooting for Salt Lake City. I was rooting
for y'all, and y'all are just but you're delivering. Nonetheless,
you absolutely are the Only thing is that I actually
care about Angie and Lisa on Salt Lake City, and
I could not give a fuck less about Tamra and
(02:57):
Gretchen Tamra and Shannon Tama and Heather Tama and nobody. Basically,
which one do we want to get into first? Or
should we get into some hot topics or what are
we feeling? To bay, guys, what are we feeling today?
Because it's just there's so much going on, let's get
into some hot topics. Real Housewives of New York. I
(03:20):
don't know they're trying again. I guess y'all, they're rebooting
the reboot after two seasons. They are rebooting the reboot.
Brynn announced that her ass wasn't coming back. And what's
the other one named the not Rachel, So that's the
(03:41):
one from Beverly Hills, Rebecca Minkoff. She said that she's
not coming back either. Okay, Asta, La Vista babies, but
apparently Aaron, Cy and Jussel are all coming back. Did
you guys know that Jessel was the oldest of Like, yeah,
(04:07):
she was the oldest of the three that I just named.
But she's after Jenna, she was one of the oldest
of the full time people. It's weird because she doesn't
act or look at That's a good thing, that's a
positive thing. But yeah, so apparently obviously shout out to
(04:28):
my girl over at Bravo and Cocktails, who has the
rumors on who's returning and who are the newbies? And
I I don't under it is there? And I think
I asked this question before, But if I have any
(04:50):
producers listening, I want to know, is there like a
two black person rule? Like if there's a mixed cast, right,
is there only a maximum allowed of two black people?
For example, like Beverly Hills had Garcel, that's the only
(05:11):
for a while, and then you know, she brought on
Shure Cherie, but you know that didn't really go anywhere,
and then they brought on bas So it was Garcel
and Baz, and then on Miami it's Kiki and Gerty.
Like is there a two black person limit? Over in
Salt Lake City? Mary is the well, Mary is a
(05:34):
white woman, must not even get into that. But let's
talk about New York City side of Silva. Aaron Lickey said,
is that how you say it? I don't want to
misphandounce it, y'all. Jessel Tank and then Jenna might come back. Jenna,
you don't need to come back unless you're gonna tell
us what the fuck is really going on, like you
having your girlfriend's fiance's wife's mother on screen, but not
(06:02):
your girlfriend fiance wife on screen. Keep it. You having
a garage sale out of your house when you got
all the millions, you the richest on the cast, the
most known, the most iconic on the cast. Keep it
you kind of like just sitting there acting uncomfortable and
(06:23):
just being pussy. Keep it. We don't need that. We're
going into another season, we're going into another reboot, and
if this reboot does not work, then they're gonna kill
this show. So Jenna, don't come unless you have something
to talk about. Just like with my friends, do not
call me unless you are telling me somebody's be is nai.
(06:46):
In the words of Scrappy, do not call me unless
you're tell us somebody's is nai or if it's an emergency. Okay,
but yeah, So the newbies Nicole Daisy toy A Toye,
who's Martha Stewart's makeup artists shout out to her. I
(07:06):
don't know who she is. Junie Ambrose, I know June Ambrose,
Erica Fay Jones, who's a real estate developer, shaneil Jones,
who's the Today's show host and she's a black woman.
And Sarah Wetton Hall, who's the owner of the colony
(07:26):
Palm Beach and Hedges, East Hampton. What does that mean
Palm Beach that's down here? Is that anywhere near mar
A Lago because you know a lot of the people
in Palm Beach loved mar A Lago child, But that's
neither here nor there. I think that if this is
the cast they're it's a good start. Andy said that
(07:49):
there are some decisions, but it's not rounded out. I mean,
it's a good start. I don't mind. Sure, what the
hell you know that? That fucking mean? That's like, what
the hell? Sure? But yeah, I mean, I'm gonna watch
it because I just have nothing better to do. But
I just need like the producers to when they are
(08:12):
capturing a bad season acknowledge that and change course, or
what a story is not coming together correctly, acknowledge that
and edit differently, or when a cast is not willing
to show what's going on, but they also don't because
(08:36):
there's a lot of housewives that are in the mix,
but they don't show their personal lives. But there's housewives
that are in the mix, but then they also, well,
they're not in the mix. And then they also don't
show their personal lives like Jenna. I don't want that
(08:58):
because I always say that you need like you always
to Cynthia, But Cynthia always showed her personal life friend
or full time. We knew what was going on with Cynthia.
So that's not even fear to Cynthia to say that.
And she's freaking beautiful. So I don't know that's New
York for you. I don't give a fuck. I just
(09:19):
feel like it's not hard to cast New York. New
York should be the easiest city to cast and the
most diverse city to cast. We have, well, okay, Sia
is Afro Latina, but how about we get some more
like I don't know, like, let's get let's get some
what is the rock, whatever the rock is, Let's get
(09:40):
some of them people there, some Samoans, some black Samoans.
Let's get some Asian, like, let's let's really mix it
up the most diverse. I went to New York and
I'm like, this is just a cold, dark Miami. It's
(10:01):
so diverse, you know, So let's get some some Porto
Ricans in New York. Like let's really like flip it up.
It doesn't have to. I don't know, Like there are
so many women that are desperate to be on the
TV screen, Like why is it so hard to cast
in New York? Cas? It should have started with New York.
(10:22):
It's crazy that it even started with OC. But I
don't know who knows? Who knows? There's just so many
reality TV shows to be on now that maybe people
are like, mm, I don't really wanna be on Bravo necessarily.
Maybe I wanna be on I wanna be on Hulu,
I wanna be on Netflix, I wanna be on free Form.
(10:45):
Like maybe maybe they're just not it's not hitting the
way that he used to hit, But I promise you
like it really does. Like y'all need to understand, like
the Netflix fan base, for example, they absolutely do not
(11:05):
buy into stuff for their reality stars, Like Bravo, does
you know what I mean? Bravo A housewife could be
like I am coming out with literally Uba did this.
I'm coming out with a hot sauce line. Do we
need another hot sauce line? Now? Are we gonna buy
(11:28):
it to support this woman that we love or don't
even love, but we want to criticize like I loved her,
so of course, but like it's just like we are
the ones who are of a certain demographic that will
buy your stuff, especially if you are of a certain age. Now,
the youngsters, like I would say, like the Secret Lives
(11:50):
and Mormon Wives, they can come out with things like that,
But if you're really wanting to get like that thirty
five plus forty plus demographic that will actually invest in
you trusted belief, we are the ones. I mean, I'm
not thirty five, but I'm deeply invested. Like we are
the ones who are like, hey, have you have you tried?
(12:13):
Have you tried uh Mimi's new SoC line, Like I
don't know when Quad did outfits for pets, like absolutely
absolutely give me it all. We are still heavily invested
into she y Errie, So I don't know. That's a
(12:38):
whole side rant, like an ADHD rant that I just
went on. La La and Sheena are fighting. Sheina husband
just move and walk since her book came out, and
it's like, girl, you bought the books you're on if
you know you know she got the little market by
her New York Times bestseller. But that's all kay as
(13:00):
long as you're on the list. Lala didn't make the list.
She didn't buy enough books for hers. You won. And
then I know y'all heard about Katie clear. I think
I told y'all actually Katie clearing Shea's ass up. And
then Sheena turned around and apologized, and she was like, oh,
(13:21):
it was like a throwaway line that I thought that
wasn't you know, it wasn't going to be included, but
apparently they included it. And saying that Katie was born
like baby Katie made a lot of those storylines like
you guys don't understand foundational characters. Later on she chilled out.
Of course she chilled out because the whole first eight
(13:46):
Damn sees six, seven, seven, damn seasons and even even
into the last season, she was a foundational character. And
she know you are a foundational character. So it's just
weird that you have to say these things and then
you get humbled because you find out that production didn't
(14:07):
want your lass and that's why you literally went down
to a friend even though this was your show. Isn't
that odd? I can give up at her props. I've
been told y'all, this was Sheena's show. But a friend
(14:27):
to everyone is a friend to no one, and that's
some other fucking problem right there. Apparently the way on
the Street. According to Reality Bird Allah up in Adam,
I believe that it is the show name. I'm not
sure a child, I think it is up and Adam.
Though they said that Sina has not been filming for
(14:52):
the new season of The Valley because they are pissed
off of what she said about them in her book,
and it's like, damn she not. I really hope, I
really hope that you can turn into a female Nick Vile.
We'll turn into I'll call her daddy and really take
Shnanigat into the next level, because if you got kicked
(15:13):
off The Valley, then what the hell you gonna do?
Because she really thought that this book might take her
to that next level, to where she's doing Dancing with
the Stars and she's doing House of Villains and Traders
and all that. Baby, if you're fucking with NBC, you ABC, NBCU,
(15:36):
you are going to have to watch your words. Even
if these things did happen, and I understand where she
came from, it's like, Okay, I'm off the show now
so I can give you guys the Real Tea. I
want my book to be good, so I'm going to
give you guys the Real Tea. I want to be
on the New York Times Bestseller I want to give
you guys the Real Tea. I shouldn't be able to
(15:57):
get in trouble because my show is over, So I'm
gonna give you guys the Real Tea. And that, unfortunately
might have made her pull a reverse well not her
pulled Brava pool a reverse Uno card and be like, oh, okay, well,
we're glad that you made that Best Time that New
(16:18):
York Best Time seller list, but you told what was
happening behind the scenes a little bit too much. So
not only are you not gonna be on The Valley,
but you're not going to be on anything with NBC.
And NBC owns e so you're not gonna be on
the House of Villains. NBC owns Peacock, so you're not
(16:42):
gonna be on Traders. So I hope that you're ready.
I don't want that for Sina though, Like I would
really truly rather have Shina on the Valley than La
La on the Valley, and we already know her and
La La are beefing. They neither one of them will
say what the reason is. I know from the bottom
of my heart she is still upset that Lala didn't
(17:04):
give enough love to the Raggedy not Raggedy Sorry it
was I guess certain people said that it was good.
I mean, if you call talking about how your husband
cheated on you when you were acting a fool about
someone else getting cheated on and you've kept it a secret,
if you call that good, then it was good. But
(17:26):
I truly know that that's why she's upset that La
La did not promote the book enough. And I'm like,
would I rather have La La and uh Easton and
that whole situation on. Would I rather have Sheena and
Brock talk about how he cheated during scandaval and how
her you know, book was on the Best Time Teller.
(17:49):
I don't really want either of them, But there's a
big gap to fill now that Jackson has gone. So
what law is saying is that she wishes that they
could have kept it behind the scenes and half shit
out because you know, friendships, like marriages and other all
(18:12):
relationships have ebbs and flows, ups and downs, things like that.
But you know, Sina's not going to keep anything behind
the scenes because she needs to put it all either
in her book or she wants to bring it to
the show, and since they might be pissed off, and
(18:32):
especially since she called out Lisa, like, yeah, we have
a show because of Sheena, but it's really because Lisa
spotted Shena and decided to bring her to the show.
And I see that everyone is trying to hype up
the new Erner pump Rules because you know they're about
to get ready to show us what's going on, show
us the new people. They did a little teaser for it.
(18:55):
They did a little all white, not all white, but
they did a teaser for and it was Lisa talking
about how it's coming back soon, and Lala is saying,
you know, she hears that it's really good, and people
are saying they hear that it's really good, and I
(19:15):
don't know, how can you hear it's really good if
we don't have screeners yet or I don't know. Obviously,
I'll be watching it so we can figure out what
the hell is going on between the sheets in my
home and then what else is going on? Child. I
haven't really heard much about like Atlanta or married to medicine.
(19:37):
But apparently Teresa is and her daughter Gia are both
on that crazy show where you have to that Brittany
got kicked off of embarrassing Special Forces. Brittany lost it
or didn't even last one day, Brittany, you know you
should have stayed your country fried ass home. Please be
(20:02):
so fucking for real, like, don't piss me off. Fuck,
And then she had the nerve to go on the
entire press tour like she was gonna really be on
this show, Brittany, do not piss me off. I know
that Jack's at home scathing, like just just pissed. He
(20:25):
thought that he was gone tours. He thought that he
was owning the restaurant. He thought that he was, you know,
the big man in charge even on his own show.
He thought that going to rehab was going to just
clear him of his wrongdoings, like you know, he's Jack's
motherfucking Taylor. He gets to get kicked off of another show,
(20:46):
only to go on a second show and be he
went from worse to worse. Her life comes at you fast,
isn't that crazy? But yes, so Teresa's bet like I
guess she's ready to reconcile. With Melissa and Joe. Now
(21:10):
that's what I'm hearing. Her and Gia had a heart
to heart on Special Forces and that man was yelling
in their faces from the preview that I seen. I'm
gonna watch it. I don't think that I'm necessarily gonna
talk about it, but I'm gonna watch it. Let me
know if you guys are watching it, how you're liking it.
Do you like those kind of shows? Yeah, but like
(21:32):
from what I saw, he's yelling in their face. I
can't be on that spitting in their face, got your
hot ass breath in my face. On top of the
fact that we got to go on this mountain trail
or whatever the fuck we're doing, like we had to
go in and act like we're in the Special Forces.
I'm uh huh, not me, no man, no way. But
she said that her and Gia had a conversation and
(21:53):
that Gia told her that she needs to forgive and
forget and time heals all wounds and she's open to
a reconciliation. And then she said that if Ravo doesn't
want me back, God's rejection is God's protection and I
would be fine with it. Ain't that a word like
(22:13):
Bravo's rejection is God's protection, so she'd be fine with it.
I know that's right. I don't believe it, though. I
think that she would not be fine with it if
Melissa came back and she didn't. That's what I know
for a fact, Like between you, me and you know,
the people that are listening to this be realistic. If
(22:35):
they went and chose Melissa over Theresa, she would not
be fine with it. Like at fucking all, bro at all?
Do I understand it? I don't know. I don't really
give a fuck. I do not care about New Jersey
(22:55):
and on a popular opinion, last season wasn't so bad.
It was something to watch, like I don't know, like, sorry,
don't kill the messenger? What did you think of last season?
But let's get into OC and Salt Lake City before obviously,
(23:16):
like we leave here, I don't talk for twenty minutes already. Okay,
let me stop fucking around, But I wanted to talk
to you guys about those hot topics. You know, let
me save some of my some of my saliva, some
of my opinions, some of my you know, noticings for
Many's podcast when I do Many's podcast very soon so
(23:41):
they got new confessional looks. And did antyone notice that
or is it just me? One thing about me? Baby?
I'm a fashion girl first, and I loved Emily's look.
And Emily's titties are sitting like sitting like nipple about
(24:04):
to be out, but in a cunty way. Tamera's titties
look like they hurt, like they just fucking hurt. Bro Like,
they look hard as fuck, not in a bad way,
they just look like they hurt. They look good, like physically,
like if I was a man, I'd be like, ah,
oh god, But I'm just saying like that shit looks
(24:26):
like it hurts, like hard ass cement titties. But she
looks good, especially for you know, her age and you
know what. Shout out to her for literally like physically
like she's very physically fit. And she goes to the gym.
She keeps up with her wellness. She she you know,
(24:49):
she does her damn thing. So that's that's the thing.
But yeah, Emily's look eats, that's pretty much it. On
the eating part, Gina is doing a little bit something.
She looked like she went to I don't know, Zara,
she went to the local Zara. I don't think that
she did her own makeup this time. I think she
(25:11):
did get a professional makeup artist for the Confessionals, but
during the scenes, she absolutely did her own makeup. And
that is That's okay sometimes but not as not really
all the time as a housewife like or am I
spoiled because I'm so used to seeing like just Beverly
(25:32):
Hills do so much clam I don't know, but oh okay,
So how is Tara's daughter's music? Does anyone know? Has
anyone listened to it? Is it boppin'? Is it alternative?
Is it like pop? Is it giving? Is it giving Charlie?
Or is it giving Sabrina? Or is it giving? I
(25:54):
know it's not giving Haley. No one's giving Haley. But
is it giving? You know the new singer of the
new lead singer of Lincoln Park, Like, what is her
music giving? And is it good? Let me know so
I can check it out. I'm always trying to check
out new artists, and y'all could be honest, because if
you want to be grown and you want to be
(26:15):
in Confessionals, do you want to be part of storylines?
You want to be in front of the camera. You
want to get pr you're gonna be talked about. She's
twenty years old, she's not a child, she was a child.
Then it's off the table, obviously, But I want to
know is it good as the people listen to it.
It is a good way to get some publicity. But yeah,
(26:39):
so as far as what's his name, Slay Spade, Spade, Slade, Slade, Okay, Slade,
Slade is the housewife. Gretchen is not the housewife. Slade said, Oh,
y'all are talking about something that I know about. I've
(27:00):
already gotten thrown off this show basically twice. So I'm
gonna show you how to keep this orange this time. Bitch.
Let's talk about the fact that Tamar was not only
in there trying to be a pop star, but she
was getting ran through while she was doing it. Oh
excuse me. As a man, that's messy as fuck. But
(27:23):
as a house husband, I know that's all right. Tamra
doesn't play fair, Tama does not play fair, and Gretchen
is not up to it. I don't know why. Gretchen, well,
oh I do know why. Because Slade don't have no job,
he don't have no money, he don't have shit to
do and he wants to be on TV, so he
(27:48):
is taking this up a few notches, he's saying, And
I don't understand how he could have that recording, even
of Tamra's song. If we're just like realistically, I believe
Tarma got ran through in the because she did say
it was an apartment. I was just on Ryan Bailey's
podcast and we were speculating and he doesn't believe it,
(28:08):
but I was saying, I don't know. She looks like
a roadie, and she said that this was fifteen years
ago and that this was it at home studio. Y'all
know what happens at home studios, home studios. Hello, I
(28:31):
want to hear the song. Someone put out the song,
but I mean, every housewife has their their music. And
Gretchen looks like she's supposed to be a little a
little matter so little pop like little fucking doll anyway,
but Slat is just he is a damn bitch. And
I'm on no one's side, but Gretchen, you and this
(28:54):
Laura Craft outfit talking about Oh, I didn't think that
I was gonna come, you know, in a costume, but
get hell here I am and it came together and
well as you sit there like a fucking glass side doll, like,
please be so fucking for real right now. And also
how many horses had to die for that ponytail? I
(29:20):
needed to know? Look at did you see that? What
was that about? Like, d what did she tell her
to give her? Did she sit down in the chair
and she's like, give me the give me, give me
the horse hair, give me Beyonce's leftover hair from like
(29:41):
two thousand into insane. I'm enjoying the Tarmra and Gretchen
back and forth because Tara doesn't let anyone rest and
she's got she's got to the show to the point
where it's like, no one wants to go against Tarmra
because if there's nothing about you, like she's gonna make
(30:03):
up something about you and run with it, or she's
gonna find someone who knows something about you and run
with it. Or she's gonna take just like Gina said,
but she was saying about someone else. I think she's
gonna take a freaking mole hill and make a mountain
out of it, a mountain out of a mole hill. Child.
(30:24):
So it's like when you are basically the shooter on
the cast. They're gonna try to figure out, like a
way when you come on the cast, how they can
take you down, and maybe they can team up with
Gin and see what's going on. But Jen is weak, Gretchen,
(30:44):
you picked the wrong team, babes, like you picked the
wrong team. It was not gonna be Gen at all.
And Jen has her daughter there with her and the confessional,
and I think that this this human nye. This is
both Gin and camera after all of them ran the
(31:05):
only Asian woman off the cast. But that's neither here
nor there. But yeah, so I really think that in
that car, they deserved that little prank. That was hilarious
because you know, they were okay, like Bravo was not
gonna let anything happen to them on camera. They had
(31:27):
the driver, the driver clearly wasn't driving, so she was
clearly in on it. So it was like funny, you know,
it wasn't like one of the I mean, personally, don't
do that shit to me. Ever, I don't care how
famous and protected I am. Don't play a prank on me.
I don't like it one fucking bit. No prank calls nothing.
I'm not the bitch to play with here or there,
(31:49):
Like if you want to joke on me, you know,
make jokes about me, crack on me, let's crack on
about it. But as far as pranks, I do not
respond well, like which I will kill you, Like, don't
do that shit. I'm sorry. But yeah, uh, what do
you think we should rob these bitches? Because it's like,
(32:10):
why are they talking about how they wouldn't do anything
if someone really, Like I'm just kidding, don't rob them.
That was a joke. Don't rob them at all, seriously,
but like, why are they talking about how they wouldn't
have any protection. They wouldn't know what to do, They
wouldn't they wouldn't even fight back, Like no, Like you're
(32:30):
on a show, you're supposed to at least like put
up a front because this is a show that's big
air to millions of people and you never know who
the fuck is watching. And y'all are walking around Orange
County she said, it's it's it's hard in Orange Orange County. Now,
I mean, I don't know anyone who lives there, so
let me know. But the only person who I feel
(32:53):
like would be fully protected is Heather because they have
to have security. I believe or even if she doesn't,
like no, I think she has security. Did you guys
see that video of Heather And uh, doctor Oz, is
that not at Oz, Doctor Dubro? My bad. I did
not mean to say that, dead ass, I'm sorry. Doctor
(33:16):
Dubro said that he like saved a woman in the
restaurant from choking and they didn't even give him like
a free appetizer and nothing had to pay for the food. Completely,
that's insane. And they went to this gun range thing
and then Tamra shot everyone up and she won, and
(33:37):
Gretchen was like ooh ah oh, and I'm just like, okay,
that's that's okay whatever. Cool. But when they were about to, like,
you know, during the last Friday episode, when they all
sat down on the table, that food looked nasty as fuck.
Jenna's like, oh, the cs is good and or like
(33:58):
the corn is good, and someone said, kuscus. The fact
that you can't even tell if it's corner couscus is
a terrible, terrible sign. And also Heather was eating this
dry ass sandwich. That shit made me so thirsty. I'm
thirsty now just like thinking about it, Like I need
to pause for a minute. Child but Tama really checked
(34:22):
Gretchen's temperature. Because Gretchen is trying to act like she
was so innocent, trying to blame it on Emily, trying
to blame it down Sleigh, trying to blame it on production,
trying to blame it on everyone who's there except herself.
And she was the one who decided that she was
going to bring up the fact that Tama had a
(34:44):
pop song. And then okay, you bring it up. Cool,
but you also said that the guy that she basically
had sex with or whatever she said it at her
mouth and then you call your messy ass Patricia as husband.
And he continues to add tea to the tea to
(35:06):
make a tear, like, please get the fuck out in
my face with that, Like I hate when the bitch
try to play like she's not involved in this shit.
And like, you know that Slade hates Tarma. You know
that Tamma hates Slade. You know that he said those
disgusting things about her on stage. But Tarma turns around
and she's doing that gin but at least it's between women.
(35:28):
The fact that a man was saying that mmmm nasty.
But Tammar literally got up and sat across the bench
and was like, yeah, bitch, I heard what you motherfucking said.
How about you tell me? And at first Gretchen didn't
really want to smoke, but then Gretchen bucked up a
(35:50):
little bit and I'm like, okay, why don't white crime,
let's get it like they were really coming for it.
And then Tarma said, didn't you go? And you have lawsuits?
And then yo, Koochie Lips was on and high grade
Kuchie Lips and I'm just like, wait, what's going on?
Like why are you guys talking about Kuchie Lips on
(36:10):
the screen on OC? That is some low brow shit.
Keep it coming, keep it coming like that shit is crazy.
I'm just waiting for this reunion really because y'all are talking, well,
not y'all, but the cast is just like, oh, Katie's
the problem, Katie's this, Katie's that. Okay, we removed Katie
(36:34):
and now you guys are more volatile and Emily girl,
you're cool, but let's be honest. You do not want
to go in a time machine and take back what
Hammer said, because y'all know that y'all wouldn't have no
motherfucker season. Y'all wouldn't have a season because Shannon is
done with the drunk driving, Archie is tired. Gina wants
(37:00):
to break up with her boyfriend, but she can't. You
won't let Katie do shit. Heather's not talking about anything.
What would y'all talk about? What would happen? Jenna's boring
as I'm sorry, she's boring as fuck. This is her
third season now season one, season two, I'm like, okay,
but this third season, I'm just like, she just tries
(37:22):
to pair up with whoever is the newbie, and it
does never works out good for her because Hammer's gonna
tear that us up every time. And her asking her
daughter to be her, you know, her asking her daughter
to stand up with her for a wedding day, like
(37:43):
that was cute, Like I like some hole, mix in
some wholesomeness, mix in some real moments within the drama,
Like I really love that. But Jill, that is going
to go into next week, and I love that they're
gonna check camera too, Like I'm really on no one's
side on Lcie. They're gonna chuck Tamera too about quitting
(38:06):
and starting back and saying that she wants to be
friends with people and then you know, like acting like
she can't say anything and all that shit, and she really, Wow,
she really has Teddy's struggle by proxy, like girl, your daughter,
don't fuck with you, okay. And then you have this
(38:27):
podcast that you do faithfully, faithfully, like you don't miss
a single week of this damn podcast, even when you're
filming and you are acting like no one should say
anything to you, people should take it easy on you.
But you're coming like a viper, just like you shot
all those targets. You're coming like a viper anytime someone
(38:49):
says something to you. And yes, you brought that up
because you wanted people to know that Shannon's dad was
alcoholic child. You did, and it's okay, just own it.
I don't know Salt Lake City, Okay, let's just go
through Salt Lake City a little bit, because it really
(39:10):
didn't get good until the end. Obviously the Queen Bee
is back, but before that they are still you know,
at this trip, they are trying to make sake and
hot dogs and hamburgers and cheeto puffs and the Zech
sodas from wend DIXI I guess making new in the
weather and I'm I'm just like, Okay, Heather opens up
(39:31):
and she talks about and that was weird to me.
I'm never on brong one side, but with this, I
definitely am like that was weird to me personally because
and I understand what she was saying, like she feels
like she gets to have a life of her own now.
But at the same time, if that's your last child
(39:51):
out of the house, you have actually gotten to have
a life for a bit because the older they get,
the more independent they are. And also, you've been on
a show for six years now, so what are we
really fucking talking about. And for her to say like
(40:16):
she's glad to get the child out of the house,
I thought it would be funny, like in a joking way,
like some parents say that, like in a joking way,
like I can't wait until they go off to college
so I can have the house to myself. Ha haki
he But no, the way that she said it, it
just sounded like she was like, I don't want to
see this bitch no more, like she reminds me of
her dad. I'm taking these kids. I never have a
moment to myself. I want them to go get the
(40:38):
fuck asap out of my house, and I was just like, hmm,
that's so weird because my mom wanted me to be
home so much so that she was like, if you leave,
you can never come back. And I'm like, girl, I'm
going anyway, and to this day, to this day, I
can go back anytime I want. Like, and I was
(41:01):
an oops baby. She was almost done, almost done raising
her children when I came along. And I don't know
why I did that. Did not want to win that
race at all, when the sperm race, but lost the
lost the war at life. So like to hear her
say that, like, I don't know how I would feel
(41:23):
like as her daughter, Like I understand you didn't have
a good relationship with my father. I understand that you
didn't have a break. I understand that you're a single
mom raising three kids. But as a seventeen year old
or eighteen year old, I would feel like, hey, like
if I'm the only one that's home, I've I'm nearly
an adult. I give you time to yourself. You get
(41:44):
to hang out with people on TV, you get to
have your businesses at the brow bar or at beauty
lab and laser, Like, why would you say that about me?
So I was with bron wan with that, like my
mom just wan like a bronwin Like. She was like,
I like my daughter's so much that I let my
daughter move in her boyfriend just so she wouldn't go.
(42:05):
And that's how most moms that I know are, even
though they want their break. And I understand what Heather
was saying to a certain extent. Anytime I'm like a
mom is just like my kid is about to go
off to college. They have the biggest anxiety attacks. So yeah,
(42:26):
I felt that was very weird to stay on camera too,
and she was like she said, she was like gritting
her teeth. Excuse me, but yeah, So then the RV
got stuck the Housewi've had to push the RV out
of the spot. And honestly, I'm with Mary, let the
white women do it. I'm sorry, this is reparations. I'm
(42:50):
three times society. I'm like three, I'm like four Mary's
I am not getting out and pushing shit, and I
guess what, I'm not even getting out. I'll figure it out.
I'll come when the sprinter van comes up, because call
Bob the builder chiall And then did y'all peep Seth's
to wife joke I got my eye on seth because
(43:14):
y'all talk about how Meredith you cheating, But I don't
know that was an odd comment to make. And okay, y'all,
who the hell is Amy? Because they were at this
lady's house cutting up. And I will say, bron when
we went toe to motherfucker, wait before I say that,
(43:34):
Whitney changed your hair back to blonde or change it
to brunette. Let's let's see what brunette looks like, because
the red makes you look like Whitney from Secret Lives
and Mormon Wives. And I know that y'all are friends
and you guys are both annoying Whitney's and want to
be main characters, but I don't like that on you
go back to the blonde or go and try brunette.
(43:57):
I don't know if it's the cut, I don't know
if it's the color. Whatever it is, it's not working.
I don't like it at all. But yeah, so Bronwin
and Lisa were going toe to motherfucking toe to each other,
and oh, let me backtrack a little bit. Heather obviously
(44:17):
sits down to snitch on everyone and say what happened?
And I get why Lisa was upset with Angie because
it's like, damn bitch, like can I have a break?
To compare me to Jinshaw And I'm the one who
literally like stood up for you when they were getting
on your ass, Like what are we for real right now?
(44:40):
You let them talk about me that bad? It's ridiculous,
Like I expect this shit from like I don't know
a Whitney. Sure she hates me, but you can say shit,
And I hope that No. Lisa went back and saw
that Meredith did. She's it was very hard tone you stand,
but she did slur and say yeah, not just legally,
(45:02):
you know, I didn't see anything. Mereda did stand up.
Maybe maybe she didn't stand tin toes down like Brittany,
but Brittany just wants to be on the show. Or
and also Heather's just pussy. So her saying that, you know,
like she doesn't live the same life as them, I
(45:23):
kind of get that because I get that. I get that.
I get that, but in a negative way, like I
don't live the same life as a lot of people.
I don't live the same life as a lot of people,
and I'm hoping to change that. But she obviously means
it in a way that it's like she was being
a little bit elitist, And we have to have a
(45:45):
housewife who's whose head is in the clouds. We have
to have someone who's confident. We have to have someone
who's a star. We have to have someone who is
like Alisa, like Kanini, like like uh you know, like
we have to have someone who is delusional, but their
presence is always felt and missed when it's on screen
(46:11):
or offscreen. That's the team I love. But yeah, so
they're going back and forth, browing, looks in like a
blue big bird, waddles her ass over there and is like, well,
you're mad at me, not Angie, So why don't you
talk to me, bitch? I'm talking to my motherfucking friend
ho because I need to check in my friend's temperature
(46:33):
to see what's going on. And why does she let
these people say this shit about me? And why would
you compare me to gen motherfucking child, like even if
I was getting sued five six, seven, eight, nine, ten times,
I'm not y'all didn't say that I was taking money
from old people like damn, And then I'll deal with
you because lightly so said bitch, I already don't like you.
(46:56):
What don't you get about that? I don't like you,
So I don't want to talk to you. I don't
want to know what you're thinking. I don't want to
know what you're feeling. I don't care what you really
said about me. I want to know what is my
friend or my supposed friend that I squashed my beeflip
saying about me when I'm not in the room and
why y'all had to bring me up forty fifty sixty
(47:17):
seventy times in the season's premiere and in this episode,
Hurt and Whitney talking about shit when I'm not even there?
What's tea? And why is it on me? But when
Bron was like, dismissed, you need to have you need
to have the lawyers say that we're dismissed. So I
(47:38):
was like, ooh, ooh, that hurt. But then when Lisa
said you a gout dick sucker, that cleared. I don't
give a fuck. It made no sense, but it was.
It was hilarious. It was hilarious. And then Bron was like, yeah,
well it's my husband's dick, so like, what are we
talking about here? And yes, that makes every single, like
(48:00):
piece of sense. But at the same time, it's like, girl,
you married a man that does not like you, that's
like twenty years older than you, so we're never gonna
let you live that down. So you are a gout
dick sucker and period. Oh last thing. Barry and her son,
(48:22):
Oh my god, so heartbreaking but so real, Like people
really don't understand that when someone is an addict, it
is a lifelong struggle, and especially when they're newly quote
unquote sober, that's one of the hardest times of their lives.
(48:44):
And it makes it so much more heartbreaking because this
is only the second episode and we know obviously in
real time that he was recently like arrested. So it
just sucks. It sucks that he's going through that sucks
that Mary's going through that. It sucks that he feels
that way. But it's so braver than to put it
(49:05):
on the screen. So God bless, I'm sitting them like,
oh my love, that shit is real, Like it's just hard,
my goodness. And like he said, it's like you go
from like, you know, doing a routine and then coming
back and not having a routine and trying to discover
(49:27):
who you want to be and obviously you don't have
that same friend group. It's crazy. So that's sad. But
the next episode, let's end on a happy note. The
next episode, we're going to get into some like Karen
Huger type shit where we put the receipts on the
motherfucking poster board and we talk about it. We have
(49:49):
a press conference, and hopefully this is not foreshattering any
more Housewives of Rest because I can't do it. Lord,
I barely survive Karen's prison sentence. I don't know what
the hell I do if Lisiborlo goes to jail. Okay,
let me know you guys, if you agree, if you disagree, Uh,
thank you go so much for listening. The pot star is,
(50:13):
who do you think would win in a physical fight?
The real Housewives of OC or the real Housewives of
Beverly Hills like low Ki. Do you think Heather would
beat Kyle's ass? That's what I really want to know,
because we're talking about like self defense and all that
stuff that they were doing, and who could do what
do you think that I know that Erica would be
(50:36):
anyone's ass because she comes from the trenches, But do
you think that Drek can beat like Gina's ass. Would
that be a fair or fight? Or should we put
her against Jen? I don't know, guys like thinking about it.
If Jen fights Dere, I feel that Jen would tear
Deriy apart. If Emily and Erica fight, I feel like
(51:03):
it might be a it's a fair one, but Erica's
a little bit Yeah, Erica is a little bit rough
around the edges, so Erica will when that one. So
that's like a tie. Tiaramra is physically fit, so whoever
she fights, it would be Kyle most likely. Actually, yeah,
(51:24):
it would be Kyle. Kyle versus Tamra actually instead of Heather.
So Kyle versus Taramra, who do you think would win? Me?
I got my money on Tamra. Kyle also works out though,
and not only that, Kyle been working out with lesbians,
so they really don't play. Lesbians get in the field
(51:44):
and be thrown around tires and shit. So I don't know,
I don't know, Oh my god. And then Heather would
have to fight Sutton. I feel like both of them
are not fighters. They let their money do the talking,
like like Sutton said that one time. I don't know,
big bait tank little bank, and either one of them
(52:06):
have little banks, and that's why Heather wants to be
on Beverly Hills. Who do you think would win? That's
really the tea. Who do you think would win? With
Heather versus Sutton? And Camera versus Kyle, because that both
of those are very fair fights. Sutton and Heather both
(52:28):
pussy Tamera and Kyle both be in the gym, but
I might have to say Kyle might take it like
I said, should be with the lesbians. Okay, guys, I've
talked too much. I literally talked an hour. Anyway, I
enjoy the show. I love you guys so much. I'll
be back soon. Bye.
What's up, motherfucking gout dick suckers? How the heck are you?
How the heck? Oh? Yeah? Wow? Am I invigorated? I
am so happy. I'm so sorry. I do not have
a guest for this episode, but it'll just be me solo,
yapping and I have some things to say. This will
(00:41):
be a short on me. This will be a short
one that I talked for like forty five minutes. But no, literally,
this will probably be a short one because I'm probably
gonna talk with Mani tomorrow and then later this week.
I promise I will have some people on. I have
been very busy, which I'll tell you about later on
in the podcast. Or maybe I'll save it for Patreon
because I have been able to talk to my Piezza
(01:02):
on patrem Shout out to you guys. Yeah, but how
are you guys? I am keya. This is your Saturday
Bravo episode of Bravo. We're Black and Wow? Wow? Wow?
Am I Black back? Yeah? Well? Am I black? And
Am I back? And so is Salt Lake City? Now
(01:23):
that the Queen is back. The Queen is back, We're
done talking about her. We're gonna have to see her.
Mmm and some of you gotta have your comebacks ready.
These white women. My god, there's so much white on
white crime going on on Bravo that it just you
(01:45):
guys really need to come together as a community. I mean,
protect each other, love each other. You guys need to.
I don't know, I'm preaching some peace. I'm calling for
some peace between the white community, like especially in the
Midwest and on the West Coast, because you guys are
really behaving kind of. I don't like rap scallions. Isn't
(02:11):
that crazy? On one episode, we're talking about someone who
got fucked in the studio like a pass around. On
another show, someone's got called a gout dick sucker and
apparently she was stealing people's identity. I mean, my goodness.
And you're supposed to protect each other. You're supposed to
be a sisterhood. I was rooted, no, that was it. Well,
(02:35):
I was rooting for Salt Lake City. I was rooting
for y'all, and y'all are just but you're delivering. Nonetheless,
you absolutely are the Only thing is that I actually
care about Angie and Lisa on Salt Lake City, and
I could not give a fuck less about Tamra and
(02:57):
Gretchen Tamra and Shannon Tama and Heather Tama and nobody. Basically,
which one do we want to get into first? Or
should we get into some hot topics or what are
we feeling? To bay, guys, what are we feeling today?
Because it's just there's so much going on, let's get
into some hot topics. Real Housewives of New York. I
(03:20):
don't know they're trying again. I guess y'all, they're rebooting
the reboot after two seasons. They are rebooting the reboot.
Brynn announced that her ass wasn't coming back. And what's
the other one named the not Rachel, So that's the
(03:41):
one from Beverly Hills, Rebecca Minkoff. She said that she's
not coming back either. Okay, Asta, La Vista babies, but
apparently Aaron, Cy and Jussel are all coming back. Did
you guys know that Jessel was the oldest of Like, yeah,
(04:07):
she was the oldest of the three that I just named.
But she's after Jenna, she was one of the oldest
of the full time people. It's weird because she doesn't
act or look at That's a good thing, that's a
positive thing. But yeah, so apparently obviously shout out to
(04:28):
my girl over at Bravo and Cocktails, who has the
rumors on who's returning and who are the newbies? And
I I don't under it is there? And I think
I asked this question before, But if I have any
(04:50):
producers listening, I want to know, is there like a
two black person rule? Like if there's a mixed cast, right,
is there only a maximum allowed of two black people?
For example, like Beverly Hills had Garcel, that's the only
(05:11):
for a while, and then you know, she brought on
Shure Cherie, but you know that didn't really go anywhere,
and then they brought on bas So it was Garcel
and Baz, and then on Miami it's Kiki and Gerty.
Like is there a two black person limit? Over in
Salt Lake City? Mary is the well, Mary is a
(05:34):
white woman, must not even get into that. But let's
talk about New York City side of Silva. Aaron Lickey said,
is that how you say it? I don't want to
misphandounce it, y'all. Jessel Tank and then Jenna might come back. Jenna,
you don't need to come back unless you're gonna tell
us what the fuck is really going on, like you
having your girlfriend's fiance's wife's mother on screen, but not
(06:02):
your girlfriend fiance wife on screen. Keep it. You having
a garage sale out of your house when you got
all the millions, you the richest on the cast, the
most known, the most iconic on the cast. Keep it
you kind of like just sitting there acting uncomfortable and
(06:23):
just being pussy. Keep it. We don't need that. We're
going into another season, we're going into another reboot, and
if this reboot does not work, then they're gonna kill
this show. So Jenna, don't come unless you have something
to talk about. Just like with my friends, do not
call me unless you are telling me somebody's be is nai.
(06:46):
In the words of Scrappy, do not call me unless
you're tell us somebody's is nai or if it's an emergency. Okay,
but yeah, So the newbies Nicole Daisy toy A Toye,
who's Martha Stewart's makeup artists shout out to her. I
(07:06):
don't know who she is. Junie Ambrose, I know June Ambrose,
Erica Fay Jones, who's a real estate developer, shaneil Jones,
who's the Today's show host and she's a black woman.
And Sarah Wetton Hall, who's the owner of the colony
(07:26):
Palm Beach and Hedges, East Hampton. What does that mean
Palm Beach that's down here? Is that anywhere near mar
A Lago because you know a lot of the people
in Palm Beach loved mar A Lago child, But that's
neither here nor there. I think that if this is
the cast they're it's a good start. Andy said that
(07:49):
there are some decisions, but it's not rounded out. I mean,
it's a good start. I don't mind. Sure, what the
hell you know that? That fucking mean? That's like, what
the hell? Sure? But yeah, I mean, I'm gonna watch
it because I just have nothing better to do. But
I just need like the producers to when they are
(08:12):
capturing a bad season acknowledge that and change course, or
what a story is not coming together correctly, acknowledge that
and edit differently, or when a cast is not willing
to show what's going on, but they also don't because
(08:36):
there's a lot of housewives that are in the mix,
but they don't show their personal lives. But there's housewives
that are in the mix, but then they also, well,
they're not in the mix. And then they also don't
show their personal lives like Jenna. I don't want that
(08:58):
because I always say that you need like you always
to Cynthia, But Cynthia always showed her personal life friend
or full time. We knew what was going on with Cynthia.
So that's not even fear to Cynthia to say that.
And she's freaking beautiful. So I don't know that's New
York for you. I don't give a fuck. I just
(09:19):
feel like it's not hard to cast New York. New
York should be the easiest city to cast and the
most diverse city to cast. We have, well, okay, Sia
is Afro Latina, but how about we get some more
like I don't know, like, let's get let's get some
what is the rock, whatever the rock is, Let's get
(09:40):
some of them people there, some Samoans, some black Samoans.
Let's get some Asian, like, let's let's really mix it
up the most diverse. I went to New York and
I'm like, this is just a cold, dark Miami. It's
(10:01):
so diverse, you know, So let's get some some Porto
Ricans in New York. Like let's really like flip it up.
It doesn't have to. I don't know, Like there are
so many women that are desperate to be on the
TV screen, Like why is it so hard to cast
in New York? Cas? It should have started with New York.
(10:22):
It's crazy that it even started with OC. But I
don't know who knows? Who knows? There's just so many
reality TV shows to be on now that maybe people
are like, mm, I don't really wanna be on Bravo necessarily.
Maybe I wanna be on I wanna be on Hulu,
I wanna be on Netflix, I wanna be on free Form.
(10:45):
Like maybe maybe they're just not it's not hitting the
way that he used to hit, But I promise you
like it really does. Like y'all need to understand, like
the Netflix fan base, for example, they absolutely do not
(11:05):
buy into stuff for their reality stars, Like Bravo, does
you know what I mean? Bravo A housewife could be
like I am coming out with literally Uba did this.
I'm coming out with a hot sauce line. Do we
need another hot sauce line? Now? Are we gonna buy
(11:28):
it to support this woman that we love or don't
even love, but we want to criticize like I loved her,
so of course, but like it's just like we are
the ones who are of a certain demographic that will
buy your stuff, especially if you are of a certain age. Now,
the youngsters, like I would say, like the Secret Lives
(11:50):
and Mormon Wives, they can come out with things like that,
But if you're really wanting to get like that thirty
five plus forty plus demographic that will actually invest in
you trusted belief, we are the ones. I mean, I'm
not thirty five, but I'm deeply invested. Like we are
the ones who are like, hey, have you have you tried?
(12:13):
Have you tried uh Mimi's new SoC line, Like I
don't know when Quad did outfits for pets, like absolutely
absolutely give me it all. We are still heavily invested
into she y Errie, So I don't know. That's a
(12:38):
whole side rant, like an ADHD rant that I just
went on. La La and Sheena are fighting. Sheina husband
just move and walk since her book came out, and
it's like, girl, you bought the books you're on if
you know you know she got the little market by
her New York Times bestseller. But that's all kay as
(13:00):
long as you're on the list. Lala didn't make the list.
She didn't buy enough books for hers. You won. And
then I know y'all heard about Katie clear. I think
I told y'all actually Katie clearing Shea's ass up. And
then Sheena turned around and apologized, and she was like, oh,
(13:21):
it was like a throwaway line that I thought that
wasn't you know, it wasn't going to be included, but
apparently they included it. And saying that Katie was born
like baby Katie made a lot of those storylines like
you guys don't understand foundational characters. Later on she chilled out.
Of course she chilled out because the whole first eight
(13:46):
Damn sees six, seven, seven, damn seasons and even even
into the last season, she was a foundational character. And
she know you are a foundational character. So it's just
weird that you have to say these things and then
you get humbled because you find out that production didn't
(14:07):
want your lass and that's why you literally went down
to a friend even though this was your show. Isn't
that odd? I can give up at her props. I've
been told y'all, this was Sheena's show. But a friend
(14:27):
to everyone is a friend to no one, and that's
some other fucking problem right there. Apparently the way on
the Street. According to Reality Bird Allah up in Adam,
I believe that it is the show name. I'm not
sure a child, I think it is up and Adam.
Though they said that Sina has not been filming for
(14:52):
the new season of The Valley because they are pissed
off of what she said about them in her book,
and it's like, damn she not. I really hope, I
really hope that you can turn into a female Nick Vile.
We'll turn into I'll call her daddy and really take
Shnanigat into the next level, because if you got kicked
(15:13):
off The Valley, then what the hell you gonna do?
Because she really thought that this book might take her
to that next level, to where she's doing Dancing with
the Stars and she's doing House of Villains and Traders
and all that. Baby, if you're fucking with NBC, you ABC, NBCU,
(15:36):
you are going to have to watch your words. Even
if these things did happen, and I understand where she
came from, it's like, Okay, I'm off the show now
so I can give you guys the Real Tea. I
want my book to be good, so I'm going to
give you guys the Real Tea. I want to be
on the New York Times Bestseller I want to give
you guys the Real Tea. I shouldn't be able to
(15:57):
get in trouble because my show is over, So I'm
gonna give you guys the Real Tea. And that, unfortunately
might have made her pull a reverse well not her
pulled Brava pool a reverse Uno card and be like, oh, okay, well,
we're glad that you made that Best Time that New
(16:18):
York Best Time seller list, but you told what was
happening behind the scenes a little bit too much. So
not only are you not gonna be on The Valley,
but you're not going to be on anything with NBC.
And NBC owns e so you're not gonna be on
the House of Villains. NBC owns Peacock, so you're not
(16:42):
gonna be on Traders. So I hope that you're ready.
I don't want that for Sina though, Like I would
really truly rather have Shina on the Valley than La
La on the Valley, and we already know her and
La La are beefing. They neither one of them will
say what the reason is. I know from the bottom
of my heart she is still upset that Lala didn't
(17:04):
give enough love to the Raggedy not Raggedy Sorry it
was I guess certain people said that it was good.
I mean, if you call talking about how your husband
cheated on you when you were acting a fool about
someone else getting cheated on and you've kept it a secret,
if you call that good, then it was good. But
(17:26):
I truly know that that's why she's upset that La
La did not promote the book enough. And I'm like,
would I rather have La La and uh Easton and
that whole situation on. Would I rather have Sheena and
Brock talk about how he cheated during scandaval and how
her you know, book was on the Best Time Teller.
(17:49):
I don't really want either of them, But there's a
big gap to fill now that Jackson has gone. So
what law is saying is that she wishes that they
could have kept it behind the scenes and half shit
out because you know, friendships, like marriages and other all
(18:12):
relationships have ebbs and flows, ups and downs, things like that.
But you know, Sina's not going to keep anything behind
the scenes because she needs to put it all either
in her book or she wants to bring it to
the show, and since they might be pissed off, and
(18:32):
especially since she called out Lisa, like, yeah, we have
a show because of Sheena, but it's really because Lisa
spotted Shena and decided to bring her to the show.
And I see that everyone is trying to hype up
the new Erner pump Rules because you know they're about
to get ready to show us what's going on, show
us the new people. They did a little teaser for it.
(18:55):
They did a little all white, not all white, but
they did a teaser for and it was Lisa talking
about how it's coming back soon, and Lala is saying,
you know, she hears that it's really good, and people
are saying they hear that it's really good, and I
(19:15):
don't know, how can you hear it's really good if
we don't have screeners yet or I don't know. Obviously,
I'll be watching it so we can figure out what
the hell is going on between the sheets in my
home and then what else is going on? Child. I
haven't really heard much about like Atlanta or married to medicine.
(19:37):
But apparently Teresa is and her daughter Gia are both
on that crazy show where you have to that Brittany
got kicked off of embarrassing Special Forces. Brittany lost it
or didn't even last one day, Brittany, you know you
should have stayed your country fried ass home. Please be
(20:02):
so fucking for real, like, don't piss me off. Fuck,
And then she had the nerve to go on the
entire press tour like she was gonna really be on
this show, Brittany, do not piss me off. I know
that Jack's at home scathing, like just just pissed. He
(20:25):
thought that he was gone tours. He thought that he
was owning the restaurant. He thought that he was, you know,
the big man in charge even on his own show.
He thought that going to rehab was going to just
clear him of his wrongdoings, like you know, he's Jack's
motherfucking Taylor. He gets to get kicked off of another show,
(20:46):
only to go on a second show and be he
went from worse to worse. Her life comes at you fast,
isn't that crazy? But yes, so Teresa's bet like I
guess she's ready to reconcile. With Melissa and Joe. Now
(21:10):
that's what I'm hearing. Her and Gia had a heart
to heart on Special Forces and that man was yelling
in their faces from the preview that I seen. I'm
gonna watch it. I don't think that I'm necessarily gonna
talk about it, but I'm gonna watch it. Let me
know if you guys are watching it, how you're liking it.
Do you like those kind of shows? Yeah, but like
(21:32):
from what I saw, he's yelling in their face. I
can't be on that spitting in their face, got your
hot ass breath in my face. On top of the
fact that we got to go on this mountain trail
or whatever the fuck we're doing, like we had to
go in and act like we're in the Special Forces.
I'm uh huh, not me, no man, no way. But
she said that her and Gia had a conversation and
(21:53):
that Gia told her that she needs to forgive and
forget and time heals all wounds and she's open to
a reconciliation. And then she said that if Ravo doesn't
want me back, God's rejection is God's protection and I
would be fine with it. Ain't that a word like
(22:13):
Bravo's rejection is God's protection, so she'd be fine with it.
I know that's right. I don't believe it, though. I
think that she would not be fine with it if
Melissa came back and she didn't. That's what I know
for a fact, Like between you, me and you know,
the people that are listening to this be realistic. If
(22:35):
they went and chose Melissa over Theresa, she would not
be fine with it. Like at fucking all, bro at all?
Do I understand it? I don't know. I don't really
give a fuck. I do not care about New Jersey
(22:55):
and on a popular opinion, last season wasn't so bad.
It was something to watch, like I don't know, like, sorry,
don't kill the messenger? What did you think of last season?
But let's get into OC and Salt Lake City before obviously,
(23:16):
like we leave here, I don't talk for twenty minutes already. Okay,
let me stop fucking around, But I wanted to talk
to you guys about those hot topics. You know, let
me save some of my some of my saliva, some
of my opinions, some of my you know, noticings for
Many's podcast when I do Many's podcast very soon so
(23:41):
they got new confessional looks. And did antyone notice that
or is it just me? One thing about me? Baby?
I'm a fashion girl first, and I loved Emily's look.
And Emily's titties are sitting like sitting like nipple about
(24:04):
to be out, but in a cunty way. Tamera's titties
look like they hurt, like they just fucking hurt. Bro Like,
they look hard as fuck, not in a bad way,
they just look like they hurt. They look good, like physically,
like if I was a man, I'd be like, ah,
oh god, But I'm just saying like that shit looks
(24:26):
like it hurts, like hard ass cement titties. But she
looks good, especially for you know, her age and you
know what. Shout out to her for literally like physically
like she's very physically fit. And she goes to the gym.
She keeps up with her wellness. She she you know,
(24:49):
she does her damn thing. So that's that's the thing.
But yeah, Emily's look eats, that's pretty much it. On
the eating part, Gina is doing a little bit something.
She looked like she went to I don't know, Zara,
she went to the local Zara. I don't think that
she did her own makeup this time. I think she
(25:11):
did get a professional makeup artist for the Confessionals, but
during the scenes, she absolutely did her own makeup. And
that is That's okay sometimes but not as not really
all the time as a housewife like or am I
spoiled because I'm so used to seeing like just Beverly
(25:32):
Hills do so much clam I don't know, but oh okay,
So how is Tara's daughter's music? Does anyone know? Has
anyone listened to it? Is it boppin'? Is it alternative?
Is it like pop? Is it giving? Is it giving Charlie?
Or is it giving Sabrina? Or is it giving? I
(25:54):
know it's not giving Haley. No one's giving Haley. But
is it giving? You know the new singer of the
new lead singer of Lincoln Park, Like, what is her
music giving? And is it good? Let me know so
I can check it out. I'm always trying to check
out new artists, and y'all could be honest, because if
you want to be grown and you want to be
(26:15):
in Confessionals, do you want to be part of storylines?
You want to be in front of the camera. You
want to get pr you're gonna be talked about. She's
twenty years old, she's not a child, she was a child.
Then it's off the table, obviously, But I want to
know is it good as the people listen to it.
It is a good way to get some publicity. But yeah,
(26:39):
so as far as what's his name, Slay Spade, Spade, Slade, Slade, Okay, Slade,
Slade is the housewife. Gretchen is not the housewife. Slade said, Oh,
y'all are talking about something that I know about. I've
(27:00):
already gotten thrown off this show basically twice. So I'm
gonna show you how to keep this orange this time. Bitch.
Let's talk about the fact that Tamar was not only
in there trying to be a pop star, but she
was getting ran through while she was doing it. Oh
excuse me. As a man, that's messy as fuck. But
(27:23):
as a house husband, I know that's all right. Tamra
doesn't play fair, Tama does not play fair, and Gretchen
is not up to it. I don't know why. Gretchen, well,
oh I do know why. Because Slade don't have no job,
he don't have no money, he don't have shit to
do and he wants to be on TV, so he
(27:48):
is taking this up a few notches, he's saying, And
I don't understand how he could have that recording, even
of Tamra's song. If we're just like realistically, I believe
Tarma got ran through in the because she did say
it was an apartment. I was just on Ryan Bailey's
podcast and we were speculating and he doesn't believe it,
(28:08):
but I was saying, I don't know. She looks like
a roadie, and she said that this was fifteen years
ago and that this was it at home studio. Y'all
know what happens at home studios, home studios. Hello, I
(28:31):
want to hear the song. Someone put out the song,
but I mean, every housewife has their their music. And
Gretchen looks like she's supposed to be a little a
little matter so little pop like little fucking doll anyway,
but Slat is just he is a damn bitch. And
I'm on no one's side, but Gretchen, you and this
(28:54):
Laura Craft outfit talking about Oh, I didn't think that
I was gonna come, you know, in a costume, but
get hell here I am and it came together and
well as you sit there like a fucking glass side doll, like,
please be so fucking for real right now. And also
how many horses had to die for that ponytail? I
(29:20):
needed to know? Look at did you see that? What
was that about? Like, d what did she tell her
to give her? Did she sit down in the chair
and she's like, give me the give me, give me
the horse hair, give me Beyonce's leftover hair from like
(29:41):
two thousand into insane. I'm enjoying the Tarmra and Gretchen
back and forth because Tara doesn't let anyone rest and
she's got she's got to the show to the point
where it's like, no one wants to go against Tarmra
because if there's nothing about you, like she's gonna make
(30:03):
up something about you and run with it, or she's
gonna find someone who knows something about you and run
with it. Or she's gonna take just like Gina said,
but she was saying about someone else. I think she's
gonna take a freaking mole hill and make a mountain
out of it, a mountain out of a mole hill. Child.
(30:24):
So it's like when you are basically the shooter on
the cast. They're gonna try to figure out, like a
way when you come on the cast, how they can
take you down, and maybe they can team up with
Gin and see what's going on. But Jen is weak, Gretchen,
(30:44):
you picked the wrong team, babes, like you picked the
wrong team. It was not gonna be Gen at all.
And Jen has her daughter there with her and the confessional,
and I think that this this human nye. This is
both Gin and camera after all of them ran the
(31:05):
only Asian woman off the cast. But that's neither here
nor there. But yeah, so I really think that in
that car, they deserved that little prank. That was hilarious
because you know, they were okay, like Bravo was not
gonna let anything happen to them on camera. They had
(31:27):
the driver, the driver clearly wasn't driving, so she was
clearly in on it. So it was like funny, you know,
it wasn't like one of the I mean, personally, don't
do that shit to me. Ever, I don't care how
famous and protected I am. Don't play a prank on me.
I don't like it one fucking bit. No prank calls nothing.
I'm not the bitch to play with here or there,
(31:49):
Like if you want to joke on me, you know,
make jokes about me, crack on me, let's crack on
about it. But as far as pranks, I do not
respond well, like which I will kill you, Like, don't
do that shit. I'm sorry. But yeah, uh, what do
you think we should rob these bitches? Because it's like,
(32:10):
why are they talking about how they wouldn't do anything
if someone really, Like I'm just kidding, don't rob them.
That was a joke. Don't rob them at all, seriously,
but like, why are they talking about how they wouldn't
have any protection. They wouldn't know what to do, They
wouldn't they wouldn't even fight back, Like no, Like you're
(32:30):
on a show, you're supposed to at least like put
up a front because this is a show that's big
air to millions of people and you never know who
the fuck is watching. And y'all are walking around Orange
County she said, it's it's it's hard in Orange Orange County. Now,
I mean, I don't know anyone who lives there, so
let me know. But the only person who I feel
(32:53):
like would be fully protected is Heather because they have
to have security. I believe or even if she doesn't,
like no, I think she has security. Did you guys
see that video of Heather And uh, doctor Oz, is
that not at Oz, Doctor Dubro? My bad. I did
not mean to say that, dead ass, I'm sorry. Doctor
(33:16):
Dubro said that he like saved a woman in the
restaurant from choking and they didn't even give him like
a free appetizer and nothing had to pay for the food. Completely,
that's insane. And they went to this gun range thing
and then Tamra shot everyone up and she won, and
(33:37):
Gretchen was like ooh ah oh, and I'm just like, okay,
that's that's okay whatever. Cool. But when they were about to, like,
you know, during the last Friday episode, when they all
sat down on the table, that food looked nasty as fuck.
Jenna's like, oh, the cs is good and or like
(33:58):
the corn is good, and someone said, kuscus. The fact
that you can't even tell if it's corner couscus is
a terrible, terrible sign. And also Heather was eating this
dry ass sandwich. That shit made me so thirsty. I'm
thirsty now just like thinking about it, Like I need
to pause for a minute. Child but Tama really checked
(34:22):
Gretchen's temperature. Because Gretchen is trying to act like she
was so innocent, trying to blame it on Emily, trying
to blame it down Sleigh, trying to blame it on production,
trying to blame it on everyone who's there except herself.
And she was the one who decided that she was
going to bring up the fact that Tama had a
(34:44):
pop song. And then okay, you bring it up. Cool,
but you also said that the guy that she basically
had sex with or whatever she said it at her
mouth and then you call your messy ass Patricia as husband.
And he continues to add tea to the tea to
(35:06):
make a tear, like, please get the fuck out in
my face with that, Like I hate when the bitch
try to play like she's not involved in this shit.
And like, you know that Slade hates Tarma. You know
that Tamma hates Slade. You know that he said those
disgusting things about her on stage. But Tarma turns around
and she's doing that gin but at least it's between women.
(35:28):
The fact that a man was saying that mmmm nasty.
But Tammar literally got up and sat across the bench
and was like, yeah, bitch, I heard what you motherfucking said.
How about you tell me? And at first Gretchen didn't
really want to smoke, but then Gretchen bucked up a
(35:50):
little bit and I'm like, okay, why don't white crime,
let's get it like they were really coming for it.
And then Tarma said, didn't you go? And you have lawsuits?
And then yo, Koochie Lips was on and high grade
Kuchie Lips and I'm just like, wait, what's going on?
Like why are you guys talking about Kuchie Lips on
(36:10):
the screen on OC? That is some low brow shit.
Keep it coming, keep it coming like that shit is crazy.
I'm just waiting for this reunion really because y'all are talking, well,
not y'all, but the cast is just like, oh, Katie's
the problem, Katie's this, Katie's that. Okay, we removed Katie
(36:34):
and now you guys are more volatile and Emily girl,
you're cool, but let's be honest. You do not want
to go in a time machine and take back what
Hammer said, because y'all know that y'all wouldn't have no
motherfucker season. Y'all wouldn't have a season because Shannon is
done with the drunk driving, Archie is tired. Gina wants
(37:00):
to break up with her boyfriend, but she can't. You
won't let Katie do shit. Heather's not talking about anything.
What would y'all talk about? What would happen? Jenna's boring
as I'm sorry, she's boring as fuck. This is her
third season now season one, season two, I'm like, okay,
but this third season, I'm just like, she just tries
(37:22):
to pair up with whoever is the newbie, and it
does never works out good for her because Hammer's gonna
tear that us up every time. And her asking her
daughter to be her, you know, her asking her daughter
to stand up with her for a wedding day, like
(37:43):
that was cute, Like I like some hole, mix in
some wholesomeness, mix in some real moments within the drama,
Like I really love that. But Jill, that is going
to go into next week, and I love that they're
gonna check camera too, Like I'm really on no one's
side on Lcie. They're gonna chuck Tamera too about quitting
(38:06):
and starting back and saying that she wants to be
friends with people and then you know, like acting like
she can't say anything and all that shit, and she really, Wow,
she really has Teddy's struggle by proxy, like girl, your daughter,
don't fuck with you, okay. And then you have this
(38:27):
podcast that you do faithfully, faithfully, like you don't miss
a single week of this damn podcast, even when you're
filming and you are acting like no one should say
anything to you, people should take it easy on you.
But you're coming like a viper, just like you shot
all those targets. You're coming like a viper anytime someone
(38:49):
says something to you. And yes, you brought that up
because you wanted people to know that Shannon's dad was
alcoholic child. You did, and it's okay, just own it.
I don't know Salt Lake City, Okay, let's just go
through Salt Lake City a little bit, because it really
(39:10):
didn't get good until the end. Obviously the Queen Bee
is back, but before that they are still you know,
at this trip, they are trying to make sake and
hot dogs and hamburgers and cheeto puffs and the Zech
sodas from wend DIXI I guess making new in the
weather and I'm I'm just like, Okay, Heather opens up
(39:31):
and she talks about and that was weird to me.
I'm never on brong one side, but with this, I
definitely am like that was weird to me personally because
and I understand what she was saying, like she feels
like she gets to have a life of her own now.
But at the same time, if that's your last child
(39:51):
out of the house, you have actually gotten to have
a life for a bit because the older they get,
the more independent they are. And also, you've been on
a show for six years now, so what are we
really fucking talking about. And for her to say like
(40:16):
she's glad to get the child out of the house,
I thought it would be funny, like in a joking way,
like some parents say that, like in a joking way,
like I can't wait until they go off to college
so I can have the house to myself. Ha haki
he But no, the way that she said it, it
just sounded like she was like, I don't want to
see this bitch no more, like she reminds me of
her dad. I'm taking these kids. I never have a
moment to myself. I want them to go get the
(40:38):
fuck asap out of my house, and I was just like, hmm,
that's so weird because my mom wanted me to be
home so much so that she was like, if you leave,
you can never come back. And I'm like, girl, I'm
going anyway, and to this day, to this day, I
can go back anytime I want. Like, and I was
(41:01):
an oops baby. She was almost done, almost done raising
her children when I came along. And I don't know
why I did that. Did not want to win that
race at all, when the sperm race, but lost the
lost the war at life. So like to hear her
say that, like, I don't know how I would feel
(41:23):
like as her daughter, Like I understand you didn't have
a good relationship with my father. I understand that you
didn't have a break. I understand that you're a single
mom raising three kids. But as a seventeen year old
or eighteen year old, I would feel like, hey, like
if I'm the only one that's home, I've I'm nearly
an adult. I give you time to yourself. You get
(41:44):
to hang out with people on TV, you get to
have your businesses at the brow bar or at beauty
lab and laser, Like, why would you say that about me?
So I was with bron wan with that, like my
mom just wan like a bronwin Like. She was like,
I like my daughter's so much that I let my
daughter move in her boyfriend just so she wouldn't go.
(42:05):
And that's how most moms that I know are, even
though they want their break. And I understand what Heather
was saying to a certain extent. Anytime I'm like a
mom is just like my kid is about to go
off to college. They have the biggest anxiety attacks. So yeah,
(42:26):
I felt that was very weird to stay on camera too,
and she was like she said, she was like gritting
her teeth. Excuse me, but yeah, So then the RV
got stuck the Housewi've had to push the RV out
of the spot. And honestly, I'm with Mary, let the
white women do it. I'm sorry, this is reparations. I'm
(42:50):
three times society. I'm like three, I'm like four Mary's
I am not getting out and pushing shit, and I
guess what, I'm not even getting out. I'll figure it out.
I'll come when the sprinter van comes up, because call
Bob the builder chiall And then did y'all peep Seth's
to wife joke I got my eye on seth because
(43:14):
y'all talk about how Meredith you cheating, But I don't
know that was an odd comment to make. And okay, y'all,
who the hell is Amy? Because they were at this
lady's house cutting up. And I will say, bron when
we went toe to motherfucker, wait before I say that,
(43:34):
Whitney changed your hair back to blonde or change it
to brunette. Let's let's see what brunette looks like, because
the red makes you look like Whitney from Secret Lives
and Mormon Wives. And I know that y'all are friends
and you guys are both annoying Whitney's and want to
be main characters, but I don't like that on you
go back to the blonde or go and try brunette.
(43:57):
I don't know if it's the cut, I don't know
if it's the color. Whatever it is, it's not working.
I don't like it at all. But yeah, so Bronwin
and Lisa were going toe to motherfucking toe to each other,
and oh, let me backtrack a little bit. Heather obviously
(44:17):
sits down to snitch on everyone and say what happened?
And I get why Lisa was upset with Angie because
it's like, damn bitch, like can I have a break?
To compare me to Jinshaw And I'm the one who
literally like stood up for you when they were getting
on your ass, Like what are we for real right now?
(44:40):
You let them talk about me that bad? It's ridiculous,
Like I expect this shit from like I don't know
a Whitney. Sure she hates me, but you can say shit,
And I hope that No. Lisa went back and saw
that Meredith did. She's it was very hard tone you stand,
but she did slur and say yeah, not just legally,
(45:02):
you know, I didn't see anything. Mereda did stand up.
Maybe maybe she didn't stand tin toes down like Brittany,
but Brittany just wants to be on the show. Or
and also Heather's just pussy. So her saying that, you know,
like she doesn't live the same life as them, I
(45:23):
kind of get that because I get that. I get that.
I get that, but in a negative way, like I
don't live the same life as a lot of people.
I don't live the same life as a lot of people,
and I'm hoping to change that. But she obviously means
it in a way that it's like she was being
a little bit elitist, And we have to have a
(45:45):
housewife who's whose head is in the clouds. We have
to have someone who's confident. We have to have someone
who's a star. We have to have someone who is
like Alisa, like Kanini, like like uh you know, like
we have to have someone who is delusional, but their
presence is always felt and missed when it's on screen
(46:11):
or offscreen. That's the team I love. But yeah, so
they're going back and forth, browing, looks in like a
blue big bird, waddles her ass over there and is like, well,
you're mad at me, not Angie, So why don't you
talk to me, bitch? I'm talking to my motherfucking friend
ho because I need to check in my friend's temperature
(46:33):
to see what's going on. And why does she let
these people say this shit about me? And why would
you compare me to gen motherfucking child, like even if
I was getting sued five six, seven, eight, nine, ten times,
I'm not y'all didn't say that I was taking money
from old people like damn, And then I'll deal with
you because lightly so said bitch, I already don't like you.
(46:56):
What don't you get about that? I don't like you,
So I don't want to talk to you. I don't
want to know what you're thinking. I don't want to
know what you're feeling. I don't care what you really
said about me. I want to know what is my
friend or my supposed friend that I squashed my beeflip
saying about me when I'm not in the room and
why y'all had to bring me up forty fifty sixty
(47:17):
seventy times in the season's premiere and in this episode,
Hurt and Whitney talking about shit when I'm not even there?
What's tea? And why is it on me? But when
Bron was like, dismissed, you need to have you need
to have the lawyers say that we're dismissed. So I
(47:38):
was like, ooh, ooh, that hurt. But then when Lisa
said you a gout dick sucker, that cleared. I don't
give a fuck. It made no sense, but it was.
It was hilarious. It was hilarious. And then Bron was like, yeah,
well it's my husband's dick, so like, what are we
talking about here? And yes, that makes every single, like
(48:00):
piece of sense. But at the same time, it's like, girl,
you married a man that does not like you, that's
like twenty years older than you, so we're never gonna
let you live that down. So you are a gout
dick sucker and period. Oh last thing. Barry and her son,
(48:22):
Oh my god, so heartbreaking but so real, Like people
really don't understand that when someone is an addict, it
is a lifelong struggle, and especially when they're newly quote
unquote sober, that's one of the hardest times of their lives.
(48:44):
And it makes it so much more heartbreaking because this
is only the second episode and we know obviously in
real time that he was recently like arrested. So it
just sucks. It sucks that he's going through that sucks
that Mary's going through that. It sucks that he feels
that way. But it's so braver than to put it
(49:05):
on the screen. So God bless, I'm sitting them like,
oh my love, that shit is real, Like it's just hard,
my goodness. And like he said, it's like you go
from like, you know, doing a routine and then coming
back and not having a routine and trying to discover
(49:27):
who you want to be and obviously you don't have
that same friend group. It's crazy. So that's sad. But
the next episode, let's end on a happy note. The
next episode, we're going to get into some like Karen
Huger type shit where we put the receipts on the
motherfucking poster board and we talk about it. We have
(49:49):
a press conference, and hopefully this is not foreshattering any
more Housewives of Rest because I can't do it. Lord,
I barely survive Karen's prison sentence. I don't know what
the hell I do if Lisiborlo goes to jail. Okay,
let me know you guys, if you agree, if you disagree, Uh,
thank you go so much for listening. The pot star is,
(50:13):
who do you think would win in a physical fight?
The real Housewives of OC or the real Housewives of
Beverly Hills like low Ki. Do you think Heather would
beat Kyle's ass? That's what I really want to know,
because we're talking about like self defense and all that
stuff that they were doing, and who could do what
do you think that I know that Erica would be
(50:36):
anyone's ass because she comes from the trenches, But do
you think that Drek can beat like Gina's ass. Would
that be a fair or fight? Or should we put
her against Jen? I don't know, guys like thinking about it.
If Jen fights Dere, I feel that Jen would tear
Deriy apart. If Emily and Erica fight, I feel like
(51:03):
it might be a it's a fair one, but Erica's
a little bit Yeah, Erica is a little bit rough
around the edges, so Erica will when that one. So
that's like a tie. Tiaramra is physically fit, so whoever
she fights, it would be Kyle most likely. Actually, yeah,
(51:24):
it would be Kyle. Kyle versus Tamra actually instead of Heather.
So Kyle versus Taramra, who do you think would win? Me?
I got my money on Tamra. Kyle also works out though,
and not only that, Kyle been working out with lesbians,
so they really don't play. Lesbians get in the field
(51:44):
and be thrown around tires and shit. So I don't know,
I don't know, Oh my god. And then Heather would
have to fight Sutton. I feel like both of them
are not fighters. They let their money do the talking,
like like Sutton said that one time. I don't know,
big bait tank little bank, and either one of them
(52:06):
have little banks, and that's why Heather wants to be
on Beverly Hills. Who do you think would win? That's
really the tea. Who do you think would win? With
Heather versus Sutton? And Camera versus Kyle, because that both
of those are very fair fights. Sutton and Heather both
(52:28):
pussy Tamera and Kyle both be in the gym, but
I might have to say Kyle might take it like
I said, should be with the lesbians. Okay, guys, I've
talked too much. I literally talked an hour. Anyway, I
enjoy the show. I love you guys so much. I'll
be back soon. Bye.
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