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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, how y'all doing. It's Wednesday, the day before Turkey Day,
and my family has already done Thanksgiving. Yeah, my mom
cooked yesterday and my sister came over today and yeah
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we all ate, so our Thanksgiving is actually over, which
is kind of crazy, but usually this is when my
mom would be finishing the turkey up. Probably you know,
Black people cooked the day before and eat the day of.
So I kind of got the itis. I ain't even
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gonna hold you because I'm recording this live on Wednesday, babes.
It kind of just like is what it is, you know?
But yeah, have you guys ever tried that? Obviously it's
too late too now, but I'm just here to give
you a little bit of a show, a little bit
of a something. First things first, the Secret Lives of
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Mormon Wives. Hopefully you've heard that they have been renewed. Also,
if you did not know, my thoughts and feelings about
this season, not all of them, but many of them
are on Mony's podcast called The Mix of the Money.
I went on her podcast and we talked about Secret
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Lives of Mormon Wives and like all the brujaja going
around with Dimmy Jesse Marciano everything that's really just went down.
But with that being said, I need you guys to
go over there after you listen to this, because this
is a short, sweet bite just gonna be about wicked
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really and then if I think about anything else at
the end, I'll add that. But I need you guys
over there listen to that and read it five stars.
We talked about it for nearly two hours because there
was so much to talk about, and I know that
I didn't talk about it with you guys. So that's
where it is. You get two for one. You get
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my thoughts, and not only that, you get my reaction
to some headlines and what fruity pebbles actually means, and
DEMI still going, yeah, we got the revelation of the
fruity pebbles joke from season one of Secret Lives of
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Mormonal Wives means that basically, dimmi peas in Brett's mouth
and he drinks it like dirty soda and he gulps
it up like water, which is what Jesse said. And
I have been changed for bad. I just wasn't expecting
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to learn that I lost a lot of my innocence
due to finding out what that meant. And I regret
ever asking And I thought I was so cool. I
thought it was so funny. I thought I was so clever.
I thought I was so relatable. I thought that I
really was doing my big one when I was finding
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out funny little like I was making funny little memes
about finding out what it meant, because that was just
such a mystery of this prestseason. First season, they bust
onto the scene. These are young Mormon women, most of
them are married. You know. Obviously we have TFP who
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is the girl in the lead, and she still is
the girl in the lead in this due season too,
And you know, we just walked away with so many
different things. And I thought that, oh, this is such
a minor subplot that it can't it can't get any worse,
you know, and it would turn into anything big. But
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it turned into one of the biggest regrets of my life.
And yeah, so I know that I'm responsible for getting
a lot of people to watch this show, so I
have a duty to let you guys know what is
going on with it. So that is what it meant.
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And you can find my other thoughts on Money's podcast.
So let's get into the black Person of the Week. Award,
the Black Excellence Award for this week. I just want
to quickly shout out hire the creators. I believe this
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is the last one, he said, But I don't think.
I don't know. Maybe I made that up. Maybe I
made that up. Maybe it was actually a chance the
rappers less cause you know these rappers and I really
appreciate that, that's what they do. They put on and
kind of like their own festivals, and the people that
are associated that are associated with them are able to
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go out and kind of come together and they advertise
their music or whatever they work on. And sometimes it's
something someone huge like Childish Gambino, right, which was wild,
took a swipe at Drake for being like a canceled celebrity.
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I don't know what that was about. That was wild,
and it seem that a place. We also learned that
Childish Gambino, who was at Camp Flagna by Tyl the creator,
we learned that he had a stroke and yeah, and
it was due to the fact that he also had
a heart defect that he didn't know about. And I
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was watching a TikTok and they said that the heart
defect that you didn't know about could have been due
to COVID, and also he played a show when he
had COVID, and I don't know, it kind of like
went on and on, but the what I got from
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it was that you could get heart defects and other
leftover things from COVID, which like activates other things in
your body to kind of like just fuck you up.
And just the remnants of COVID, you guys, are just
so much more than what we know. And it's like
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it if you guys feel like, obviously there's life before
the pandemic, and then there's life after the pandemic. And
the fact that we think that, like we talk about
COVID like it's in the past when they're every few months,
this is like a new type of COVID. We went
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through a lot, and that's the I know that I'm rambling,
but I really just want to acknowledge that and acknowledge
you and tell you, guys, if you can go to
the doctor, get a physical, get your ass in the
fucking MRI machine, get an X ray, get a U
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a cat scan. I am full of radiation, like I
am a radio motherfucking active Okay, baby, I have had
so many MRIs. I think I had, like in one year,
I've had no, well not this year. I rebuke all
that hopefully from now on and you know the past.
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While well, no, I actually have to go and get
a test and it's not an MRI. It's like a
heart test, a different kind of heart test and called
cardiogram if you guys know what that is. I'm due
for one of those, but that's not an MRI or
an extort. So I'm pretty proud of myself. But my
point is is that if you have insurance, if you're
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one of the lucky ones, or if you're able to
pay for it, or honestly, fuck it, because no one
pays their hospital bill anyway, and I don't believe that
anyone should have to pay for their hospital bill, go
and check yourself out. Because for Childish Cambino to have
like a stroke, was it a stroke? I think it
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was a stroke. Yeah, double chucked. It was a stroke,
which is crazy because you associate like a stroke with
like the brain. But anyways, long story short, this is
not the Black Excellence Award. It does not go to
Childish Gambino, although he is black and excellent and I
appreciate his work. I think that you should just go
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the doctor. I think that you should go to the doctor, like,
hands down, bar none, because we don't know the remnants
of COVID. And then also there's a lot of people
walking around coughing, sneezing, have a rumble in their chests,
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and they just think it'll clear up. And a lot
of the times often it does. But a lot of
the times, although the symptoms cleared up, the cause is
still there and you don't know what the cause is.
And the crazy thing about COVID is that sometimes you
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go all out, like people go all out like they
really have it. Their cough and their season terrible body
aches worse than the flu, weird fevers, chills, like just oh,
you can tell that this person is sick and they
have something. They have COVID, they have the fluke, they
have something. But then the scary part about sometimes having COVID,
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which kind of like people are grateful for it, of course,
like thinking about it just off bat I'd be like, oh, okay, great,
Like sometimes you can have COVID and have absolutely no symptoms,
which is what a lot of people had, and which
is what a lot made a lot of people say, Oh,
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it's not so bad. But if you have but a
second time, that shit fucks you up and you're like, oh, oh,
this is what they were talking about. But here's what
the problem is about having COVID with no symptoms is
that it might not be fucking you up on the outside.
It might be fucking up on the inside. And that's scarier.
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Like going ahead and give me the breathing treatments and
the night cool the vitamin sees, the ginger, the sore throats, like,
you know, give me those symptoms. If that just means
that I have to ride this virus out. But if
it's gonna be like I'm testing positive for COVID and
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in reality it's I'm not feeling any symptoms, but in
reality it's causing a hole in my heart or I'm
gonna eventually have a stroke, or I'm never gonna feel
the same way again, and I don't know why. Like
there's COVID depressions, there's things that does to like your brain,
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like there are these are not coincidences, you guys. Some
people will be like, oh, over the last few years,
I guess it's due to aging, or I guess it's
due to this runs in my family. And a lot
of the times, you know, that could be the case.
But a lot of the times when something comes up
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out of nowhere, it could be due to the fact
that you had COVID and that shit fucked you up
in a way that you didn't even know it could
fuck you up. And this is what I imagine podcasts would
be like before they invented the polio vaccine, except polio.
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I think that like with polio, it's not funny, but like,
isn't it with polio, like you couldn't walk or some
shit like that has stopped you from walking or something
like imagine if they had podcasts then they'd be like, oh, yeah,
well you know got the polio, couldn't walk, used to
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be able to walk, now I can't or I don't know,
like just weird ass shit, Like it's so weird because
we have not and our parents have not ever like
experienced what we all experience together at different ages in
different generations that stopped the entire world. This shit was
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around the world, like the bolavirus was just it wasn't
like this. I remember that because I was in school.
It wasn't like this, And we used to even like
just joke about it, like it did not stop everything,
but COVID this shit is weird. And then on top
of that, I don't know if you guys get vaccines,
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you don't get vaccines. You ain't got to tell my
black ass twice y'all already told me in twenty twenty. Bitch,
you don't matter not y'all personally. But the society was like,
fuck old people and fuck any disabled people too. We
don't give a fuck. We want to go outside. And
I'm like, okay, cool, but y'all better home, y'all better
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hop y'all'll ever need the disabled people's help or the
older people's help, because bitch, the North remembers like Game
of Thrones. But yeah, like I just feel like that's
so odd. And oh, let me get my back my
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Black Excellence Award because I just realized I'm at like
minute fifteen and I still haven't even talked about what
I wanted to talk about, which is wicked, which I
don't have a lot to say, but I just want
to a side note which came into an ADHD rant.
Go get checked if you can, if you can afford to,
and even if you can't afford to, like go to
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the hospital tell them people YO like I like, if
you it depends on how you're feeling. But if you
feel weird, like really weird, and you don't know what
it is, and you think that you need an MRI
or any skin or a serious test, but you think
that they won't take you seriously, tell them that you're
dizzy and you know you need an MRI or something,
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and even if you're not dizzy, just to get them
to do it. And then on top of that, if
you can't pay for it, personally, I just wouldn't pay
for it. But what you can do is also ask
that if they have a program for people who are
not able to afford these things, and sometimes they'll be
able to break you down into a payment plan, or
they might be able to give you a little discount
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or something. I don't know. I just know that I
feel like Also, my left arms a little bit shorter
than my right arm since I had COVID, and I
don't think that's a coincidence, like it did something to
my arm length anyways. Black excellence word goes to Zach Fox.
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Zack Fox is his entire set at Camp flog Naw
And it was like Zach Fox Lack Foxes like backyard barbecue.
He was barbecue and some ribs. It was so black.
It was so excellent, It was so inspirational, it was
so fun, it was so different, it was so well needed.
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It was such a callback. It felt strange and familiar
at the same time. I think he's a father. I
think he recently became a father. I really loved it,
and he ended it on such a high note with
the Black Trach song that it's not just a black
Trache song like it was just it was just so inspirational,
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so cool, so different openly like, it was just so black. God,
it was black. It was so black. And I think
that it's important because a lot of the things that
happened at these festivals is that mainly white people go.
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And it's not because white people don't want to go.
It's also because sometimes black people cannot afford it or
they're not willing to like spend their money on festivals
where you go and you know the main performer is there,
you know, Tyler the creator is definitely there. But it's like,
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you know, they're going to have people like Zack Fox
performing and not necessarily everyone wants to see that like
black people will pay for a concert. Brandy and Monica
are doing amazing, but it's like if it was Brandy
and Monica and then like I don't know, like fucking
like a Marie and like I don't know Sierra and
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Jessica Simpson, like no, like I'm there to see the
main ticket. So a lot of the time at these festivals,
what you will see is a lot of white people
in the audience, which I think that you know, I'm
okay with that because if you have a white audience,
you have a white audience, and that's okay because we're
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What you can do is just like Zack Fox, and
just like Tyler the Creator, and just like Childish Gambino,
you can put on other artists, Black artists, white artists,
Hispanic artists, Indigenous artists, Asian artists. You can put on
other artists to a different culture. The white people come
to see the headliner, and also and seeing the headliner,
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since they're at this festival, they're able to see people
like Zack Fox, who is huge, right, but I think
he's huger as like an online personality. They're not necessarily
a rapper or artist, even though he is a great
artist as we saw, and even a great DJ, a
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great host, a great barbecue riller. But it was just
nice to see that white people were able to be
introduced to our culture in such a warm and welcoming
way with so many black people on stage, and it
was just good to see it was It felt like
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a warm hug. And I hope that people left there
inspired and interested in black culture, black church, black people
and want to continue to uplift us and have us
be able to do things like camp flog gnaw and
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you know when Travis had his uston astra a world
before you know, the the incident, Yeah, and for real
and friends and you know, jay Z has its own
thing like it. It's so awesome when people show a
just a display of excellence like what I saw, and
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we were able to stream it at home, and it's
just people being unapologetically black and unapologetically themselves and it's
just so fun to watch. And I know that a
lot of people are like, wait, isn't this a guy
from Abbot Elementary. Isn't this a guy from Abbot Alemandre?
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Like yeah, it is him, and he's playing these black songs.
He is, you know, rapping he's doing his thing. He
is just charming, he's hilarious. He has a podcast check
it out, just so inspirational. Love it, love Tyler, love Childish.
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But Zad Fox, you got the Black Excellence Award of
this week another person who is funny. I won't give
him the Black Well, sure he had the second one,
but it's not the primary Black Excellence Award. It's Kevin
Hart and ze Way. Their interview was hilarious, more hilarious
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than the actual special that he put out, which I
didn't know was even a thing until like a week ago,
and I saw that he was having a special. And usually,
like with specials, you kind of promoted beforehand and then
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you put it out. But it just feels like I
found out about it a week ago, and he's doing
a few different podcasts and he's doing promotion and stuff
like that. But he's at the point where he knows
that people are gonna watch it, which is true because
it is, you know, in the top ten, and it's
really good. And I feel like this is the best
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time of year to drop anything from albums to movies
because people are going to be having free time, but
also people are going to be mingling and and needing
conversation starters and stuff to bring them together. So he
has a new special out called Acting My Age or
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Act My Age, Acting Your Age, some shit like that.
Act My Age, which is a great show that was
canceled and also put on Netflix in it had a
new life on Netflix, and I wish that they would
we do it for the second season. It was like
with Tisha Campbell Martin and even Nicole Brown and what
is Sherry Shepherd's best friend name Kim Kim. Such a
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good show called Act Your Age, But anyways, his is
called like Act My Age or some shit like that,
and he talks about just getting older and his experiences
and getting older how he injured himself, which is hilarious.
Everyone talks about like life gets so much better at forty,
but you're also always in pain. And I don't know
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if I'm going to make it to forty, but when
I do, I want to be a magician, and I
don't think that that's a very physic whole job. But
if it ends up being one, I want to prepare
for it. And also I'm not near forty like anytime soon,
Like I still have literally a decade, like okay, not
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a decade, like a little under a decade to go.
But I think what what doesn't scare me is that
whole thing where everyone complains about, oh, if you sleep wrong,
you're in pain. If you step wrong, you're in pain.
If you do this, you're in pain. You do that,
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you're in pain. That's how I feel every day. Like
that's how I feel every second the day. So I'm
not saying bring it on. I don't want to be
in more pain. But I feel like maybe my disability
has given me the advantage of, you know, get older,
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and everyone talks about, oh, yeah, you're gonna feel this way,
you're gonna feel that way, you gona this is gonna hurt.
That's gonna hurt. Baby. It's hurting now you name it.
It hurts. It hurts bad, dude. So that's if that's
what aging is. But the rest, they say, oh, you
know the rest of being over forty, it's like you
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don't give a fuck as much. You're more confident, you're
more calm, you know what you need, you don't care
about things like everyone is like, oh forty, oh fifty,
Like the older you get, the better things become. And
I'm just like hell yeah, bro, like hell yeah, I
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need that. I need that. The non physical aspect of
forty sounds delightful, but you know, the world's ending, so
who knows. Maybe I'm forty now and I don't even
know it. Also, like the world is spinning different currently,
so like our forty isn't gonna be what forty is now,
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and even your forty now isn't what the past forty was,
Like your forty is a much younger, younger generation, and
it might be because of how fast the world is spinning,
like they're on the axis or whatever it's called, does
it spit on an access? Whatever. The point is is
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that forty is young in any aspect of it. People
on the internet will try to make you think that
you're so much older than you really are, and it's
like they're either not far off or it's not as
old as they think it is in their head, because
aging is completely different. It's so different than it was
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back in the day. Because even look at and even
in the early two thousands, like you don't know, I
would say, go back to the eighties or nineties or
reference to golden girls, Like no, you can literally even
look in the early two thousands and see that like
people who were quote unquote thirty literally looked like they
were fifty. Like it's insane to think about. It's so wild,
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like that is a thirty year old, That is a
twenty year old? That is what? Like what the hell
was in the water? They just look so much older.
And then those people now, because they're obviously still around,
they're in their fifties and sixties, they don't look like,
oh wait, but you know, like, hey, how the hell
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do these people look so young in their fifties and sixties.
It's because I don't know, like something has changed as
time goes on, things change. What did what did? What
did landslide? Say? E man? No, even children get old
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and nah you know h that so wow? Oh okay,
my dad every day more wicked. I think I need
a second watch. Sorry, I think I need a second
watch to give my real opinion. I enjoyed it. I
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loved it, went into it blind love how it ended,
like the songs. But I don't know, Like I guess
that I'm a first part kind of girl. I am
there for that. I'm a fair weather girl when it
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comes to movies, Like I just like to have fun,
like on that woman on Sex and the City, that's like,
why are we having and does anyone have any fun anymore?
She just falls out the window, like I am there
for the fun. I'm here for the good times. I'm
there for popular I'm here for like what is this feeling?
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I am there for dancing through life? I am there honestly,
Uh one short day in the emmoral city, short day,
Like I'm here for that. I'm not there for like exposition.
I'm not there for like the problems. I'm not there
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for the sad the sadness, the puret sadness. I think
that it's wild that people are just now understanding that
Glinda is not good or depends on what side of
the internet you're on, because I think that that was
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obvious since the first fucking movie when she gave her
the damn hat and wanted her to be clowned on
and only felt bad because she realized that Alpha Bah
wanted her sister to be happy and literally gave her
her first scream one and made Madame morble flip it around,
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wicked Witch. I've been saying that shit all day, Madam
morble mm flip it around, Wicked Witch. Like, hell yeah,
she likes a party anyways, So yeah, like the bitches
is Glinda is a fair weather friend too, like and
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I don't feel bad. It was also on the internet,
like I don't feel bad that all of a sudden,
quote unquote Fierro is in love with Alpha Bah. Like, bitch,
the first movie you have made this man your man?
She said, Fierra and I are getting married and he
doesn't even know yet. That was her secret that she
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told Alpha Ba and that secret stayed until the new
motherfucking movie. The man was never really into you, like that,
what are we talking about? And then when they're talking
about like how you know the which is still out
there he is his stomach is turning and saying that
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he can't go through with this. And mind you, at
this point, it's been what years, even if it was
in years, it's been some time. Like the wedding scene
was sad to see because it was so beautiful, like
to see how heartbroken she was because it was and
what I mean beautiful, I mean aesthetically pleasing because it's
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the same person who directed Crazy Rich Asians. Shout out
to John M. Chew, which baby, I don't mean to
be rude, but get back to it, like, where's the
second one? From my understanding, there is a book, there's
a sequel, like you have you had the context? Why
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reinvent the wheel? Like absolutely the fuck not? But yeah,
not too much on John Mshoe right now. But anyways,
as I was saying, I just feel like she couldn't
have had this bit of like shock and she couldn't
have not known that he was not going to be
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down for that shit. He does not want you like that.
He doesn't want you like that. You also low key
don't want him like that. You are in love with
Alpha bo. Okay, let's just go back and say that
she wasn't in love with Alpha BA. Let's keep everything straight.
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As we're living in in odds obviously, so we're keeping
everything straight, keeping everything heterosexual. Even if she wasn't in
love with Alpha but herself, it didn't give a husband
and wife or even real boyfriend and girlfriend energy. There's
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a lot of people that are mad about how he
all of a sudden like left her and how sad
she was. And then there are a lot of people
that are talking about how Bach is like an in cell,
And I don't disagree with that. Part, and there's a
lot of people talking about how you know, like Alphaba
had her sex card again and I did that. That's iconic,
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like that Lingerisa and the way that she was literally listen,
knocking boots fucking down, throwing him against trees. Like remember when, Oh,
don't let me even listen to this, or even if
you listen to this, please fast forward one minute. I'm
gonna give you some time. I'm gonna give you some
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time because I want to do a Vampire Diary spoiler,
so I don't want you to fast forward one minute
in three two one, remember when on Vampire Diaries Klaus
came back into town after he started the Originals, Klaus
and Rebecca came to help help them when Catherine was dying,
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and Caroline finally told Klaus how she feels, and they
literally fucked on a tree. Eight. I'm sorry, eight, that's
what Linda and fee yea a row. See yeah, row,
we're doing Baby in the Woods. I just mean shaking
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the trees, I mean floating on air. I mean they
fucking through life like that was probably my favorite scene
in the home movie. But yeah, like I enjoyed it.
It's just that I'm not that girl. I get it z.
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I'm not that girl who likes the hard parts, like
I want everything to feel like the first fifteen minutes
of the Barbie movie, like before she realizes things are
not perfect, before she realizes that she's thinking about death.
I just love the colorfulness and the funness of the
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first one. The first one is the one that you
want to put on to get the vibes going. The
second one is the one that you put on when
you want to sit down and watch a film. The
first one is a movie, the second is a film. Okay,
how do I feel about the different people? I don't
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really think about them. Like Nessa, I think that she's
a client. Don't like her. I didn't like her in
the first movie, but like in this movie, she's also
a cunt. And I'm glad that she's dead, Glad that
the house killed her. Madame Marble flipping around wicked witch
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with the motherfucking house, Like, I'm just glad that she
is dead. Fucked that bitch. Don't like her because she
didn't want to seem like she was her sister. She
didn't want to get called the wicked Witch of the East.
She didn't want to be compared to her sister, which
is why she decided that she implemented a rule that, oh,
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you can't leave Munch she can land without my motherfucking permission,
and like all this shit, like bitch, what the fuck?
And just be your own person. You weren't mad that
that man. It's just like with back, she acted like
she was so shocked that Buck didn't like her. Hello,
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you quaked it at the os dust. Everything happened at
the OZ does ball? Why are we acting like we
don't know this shit that goes for Glinda and Nessa,
both of them honestly, except I like Glinda because she's
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just more gracious than I am. But you steal my man.
I don't even want him anymore. But it's just the
principal of some shit like you're my best friend, you
steal my man, and then you try to expose the wizard,
and then you leave me here, you know, like having
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a fight for you, and then like that's pretty much it,
this whole Dorothy thing. I'm so kind of confused about,
like the Grimmery and all that shit. But I do believe,
which is the most important thing. I do believe that
in this I don't know about to play. I know
they changed some things, but in this I take it
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as fact that Glinda knows that Alphaba is alive once
the Grimmory came, like it became like magic. There's no way,
there's no way that they put that in there to
not have her. No, that's the entire reason that that
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scene even happens, Like it doesn't make sense for me
to like, she knows that Alphaba is alive because of
the Grimmery. She knows that Alphaba literally like she literally
saw Elfheba cry, Like, come on, she doesn't think that
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Dorothy throwing a bucket of water on her really killed her.
There's no way, Like that's the reason that they put
that in. And it's not talking to you that I'm
sending on business about this theory. Like people are arguing me,
arguing me down about this, but no, I'm standing on it.
I just don't understand like the magic portion of it,
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because if it had been time gone by, then why
is Alphaba still so bad at magic? Yeah, I'll say it.
She fucking sucked trying to keep someone alive tenements, so
a fucking ten man, I'd be pissed too. Fuck that bitch,
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and fuck nessa. Yeah, I'm standing on business. I'm a
ten man. I have no heart, Like, fuck your burner,
kill her, like, let's go Dorothy. And then on top
of that, like she wasn't able to like preserve Jonathan
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Bailey Pierre fier Like she wasn't able to preserve Fierro either.
Fierro ended up becoming a damn scarecrow looking just like
Ryan Reynolds wild. Yeah, like she just sucked that magic
from like beginning to end, and I feel like there
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was a time jump, right, So what the fuck were
you doing? You built a whole outside you know, the
animals were like going and they do not fuck with you.
Cowardly Lion had four lines. Bro. I don't know why
the Cowardly Lion had so much beef with her, but
I guess we can't tell people how to react to
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how we made them feel. I know that they sung
about it. Ethan Slatter's character should not have had so
many feelings about how the cowardly Lion should have been
able to finn for himself, and maybe he wouldn't have
been a coward actually, Like that's not true, because you're
(40:00):
still a coward the way that you're acting right now.
It gives you born a coward, gonna die a coward
no matter who interfered, so fuck you. And also why
do he look so scared and so ugly? Like his
fucking face was just like the CGI was so bad
on that line, you guys, Like, I gotta be real,
like I love the movie and I love everything about
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like around the movie. I love the promotion. I am
not like these other people that talk about like, oh
my god, why are they always crying? Oh my god,
look at them them physically. Oh my god, what is
this cast? Oh my god, it's too much? Oh my god,
Like no, I love it actually, but I'm going to
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be honest, like what the fuck was up with the
CGI on the Cowardly Lion? Like that was just that
scared me more than anything. That scared me more than
the ten Man and then Coleman Domingo, like what it was?
(41:04):
Maybe you know, they say that it's based off of books,
and maybe the kurdly Lyon is going to grow some
balls somehow somewhere, you know, not that all that happened,
and they are developing more movies in OZ which okay, cool,
(41:25):
and hopefully that just means that it's just setting the
tone for the future, and you know that's cool. I wonder, though,
I do wonder if Coleman Domingo was like a last
minute ad or a recent ad. That's the one thing
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I don't know and that I do have suspicions about.
But overall, like love the songs. Obviously it's not as
much like they're in the Endgame now. You gotta understand,
it's not as upbeat, it's not as fun fuzzy. We're
in the end game now, Like there's a lot of
shit going on, a lot of action. I don't like
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the amount of time that they spent, which was like
two seconds on the Wizard finding out that she was
his daughter, Like it was just sad and dark thinking
about it like that shit was just sad bear berry plaid.
But them damn songs are good. And what they could
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have also kept it sounds like I hated this movie,
but I actually really did like it. They could have
kept the girl in the bubble and they could have
kept No Place like Home fucked both of them songs,
Like they're not bad, but it was just not necessary. Yeah,
could have kept it, didn't make a difference. Not that good.
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So there's that on that but other than that, like
I just frankly the first one Wicket Part one, I
give not a ten. I don't know what I could improve,
but I still give it a na out of ten.
Maybe the A lot of people just do not like that.
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Madame Morble can't sing, but low KEI Jonathan Bailey can't
sing either, so like let's let's be clear, like and
that's my baby from Bridgerton. I knew him from Bridgerton,
so I have I can say that, but y'all can't
say that. That a ten for the first movie. The
second movie, I would give an eight out of ten.
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And if I was like such a fan of the
stage play, I still ten tolls down baby would still
give this shit an eight out of ten. Great movie overall.
I feel sad, though, I feel like an emptiness that
it's out, because it's been like, oh, in a year
(43:57):
and a year and a year and a year, it
comes out in a year, a year, year, a year
from now, and it's out, and that's it. I don't
have anything else look look forward to. Like there's Avatar.
I don't watch that shit. I don't know what goes
on in Avatar. Don't understand it. Don't know if I
like it, not against it. Happy for everyone else who
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does like it. Oh, I hope he does enjoy it,
and congratulations on having something before the year ends. But
this was my big thing. It was imer literally on
my list of things to like look forward to. Well,
I mean, my birthday's coming up, but it's BRAVOCN which
(44:41):
went excellent, and Wi Get Too, which was excellent. And
now I just feel like I don't really have anything
to look forward to because there aren't any concerts and
(45:02):
October Dovermber in December are the best months of the year,
so it's like, what do I do with my hands?
But yeah, it's Christmas time, so I'm in general, like
in a better mood than usual. So yeah, all right, guys,
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I've talked for forty five minutes. I honestly gotta stop
like telling myself that I'm gonna get on and upload
a fifteen minute episode. But since this is gonna be
the Wednesday episode and I'm giving it to you late
and straight enjoy it. I hope you enjoyed it. Let
me know what you thought of Wicked, let me know
(45:47):
what you thought of be yeay Row. I'm just screaming
Fierro and also wicked witch Bye Guys,
Hey, how y'all doing. It's Wednesday, the day before Turkey Day,
and my family has already done Thanksgiving. Yeah, my mom
cooked yesterday and my sister came over today and yeah
(00:22):
we all ate, so our Thanksgiving is actually over, which
is kind of crazy, but usually this is when my
mom would be finishing the turkey up. Probably you know,
Black people cooked the day before and eat the day of.
So I kind of got the itis. I ain't even
(00:44):
gonna hold you because I'm recording this live on Wednesday, babes.
It kind of just like is what it is, you know?
But yeah, have you guys ever tried that? Obviously it's
too late too now, but I'm just here to give
you a little bit of a show, a little bit
of a something. First things first, the Secret Lives of
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Mormon Wives. Hopefully you've heard that they have been renewed. Also,
if you did not know, my thoughts and feelings about
this season, not all of them, but many of them
are on Mony's podcast called The Mix of the Money.
I went on her podcast and we talked about Secret
(01:30):
Lives of Mormon Wives and like all the brujaja going
around with Dimmy Jesse Marciano everything that's really just went down.
But with that being said, I need you guys to
go over there after you listen to this, because this
is a short, sweet bite just gonna be about wicked
(01:54):
really and then if I think about anything else at
the end, I'll add that. But I need you guys
over there listen to that and read it five stars.
We talked about it for nearly two hours because there
was so much to talk about, and I know that
I didn't talk about it with you guys. So that's
where it is. You get two for one. You get
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my thoughts, and not only that, you get my reaction
to some headlines and what fruity pebbles actually means, and
DEMI still going, yeah, we got the revelation of the
fruity pebbles joke from season one of Secret Lives of
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Mormonal Wives means that basically, dimmi peas in Brett's mouth
and he drinks it like dirty soda and he gulps
it up like water, which is what Jesse said. And
I have been changed for bad. I just wasn't expecting
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to learn that I lost a lot of my innocence
due to finding out what that meant. And I regret
ever asking And I thought I was so cool. I
thought it was so funny. I thought I was so clever.
I thought I was so relatable. I thought that I
really was doing my big one when I was finding
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out funny little like I was making funny little memes
about finding out what it meant, because that was just
such a mystery of this prestseason. First season, they bust
onto the scene. These are young Mormon women, most of
them are married. You know. Obviously we have TFP who
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is the girl in the lead, and she still is
the girl in the lead in this due season too,
And you know, we just walked away with so many
different things. And I thought that, oh, this is such
a minor subplot that it can't it can't get any worse,
you know, and it would turn into anything big. But
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it turned into one of the biggest regrets of my life.
And yeah, so I know that I'm responsible for getting
a lot of people to watch this show, so I
have a duty to let you guys know what is
going on with it. So that is what it meant.
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And you can find my other thoughts on Money's podcast.
So let's get into the black Person of the Week. Award,
the Black Excellence Award for this week. I just want
to quickly shout out hire the creators. I believe this
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is the last one, he said, But I don't think.
I don't know. Maybe I made that up. Maybe I
made that up. Maybe it was actually a chance the
rappers less cause you know these rappers and I really
appreciate that, that's what they do. They put on and
kind of like their own festivals, and the people that
are associated that are associated with them are able to
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go out and kind of come together and they advertise
their music or whatever they work on. And sometimes it's
something someone huge like Childish Gambino, right, which was wild,
took a swipe at Drake for being like a canceled celebrity.
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I don't know what that was about. That was wild,
and it seem that a place. We also learned that
Childish Gambino, who was at Camp Flagna by Tyl the creator,
we learned that he had a stroke and yeah, and
it was due to the fact that he also had
a heart defect that he didn't know about. And I
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was watching a TikTok and they said that the heart
defect that you didn't know about could have been due
to COVID, and also he played a show when he
had COVID, and I don't know, it kind of like
went on and on, but the what I got from
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it was that you could get heart defects and other
leftover things from COVID, which like activates other things in
your body to kind of like just fuck you up.
And just the remnants of COVID, you guys, are just
so much more than what we know. And it's like
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it if you guys feel like, obviously there's life before
the pandemic, and then there's life after the pandemic. And
the fact that we think that, like we talk about
COVID like it's in the past when they're every few months,
this is like a new type of COVID. We went
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through a lot, and that's the I know that I'm rambling,
but I really just want to acknowledge that and acknowledge
you and tell you, guys, if you can go to
the doctor, get a physical, get your ass in the
fucking MRI machine, get an X ray, get a U
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a cat scan. I am full of radiation, like I
am a radio motherfucking active Okay, baby, I have had
so many MRIs. I think I had, like in one year,
I've had no, well not this year. I rebuke all
that hopefully from now on and you know the past.
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While well, no, I actually have to go and get
a test and it's not an MRI. It's like a
heart test, a different kind of heart test and called
cardiogram if you guys know what that is. I'm due
for one of those, but that's not an MRI or
an extort. So I'm pretty proud of myself. But my
point is is that if you have insurance, if you're
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one of the lucky ones, or if you're able to
pay for it, or honestly, fuck it, because no one
pays their hospital bill anyway, and I don't believe that
anyone should have to pay for their hospital bill, go
and check yourself out. Because for Childish Cambino to have
like a stroke, was it a stroke? I think it
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was a stroke. Yeah, double chucked. It was a stroke,
which is crazy because you associate like a stroke with
like the brain. But anyways, long story short, this is
not the Black Excellence Award. It does not go to
Childish Gambino, although he is black and excellent and I
appreciate his work. I think that you should just go
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the doctor. I think that you should go to the doctor, like,
hands down, bar none, because we don't know the remnants
of COVID. And then also there's a lot of people
walking around coughing, sneezing, have a rumble in their chests,
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and they just think it'll clear up. And a lot
of the times often it does. But a lot of
the times, although the symptoms cleared up, the cause is
still there and you don't know what the cause is.
And the crazy thing about COVID is that sometimes you
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go all out, like people go all out like they
really have it. Their cough and their season terrible body
aches worse than the flu, weird fevers, chills, like just oh,
you can tell that this person is sick and they
have something. They have COVID, they have the fluke, they
have something. But then the scary part about sometimes having COVID,
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which kind of like people are grateful for it, of course,
like thinking about it just off bat I'd be like, oh, okay, great,
Like sometimes you can have COVID and have absolutely no symptoms,
which is what a lot of people had, and which
is what a lot made a lot of people say, Oh,
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it's not so bad. But if you have but a
second time, that shit fucks you up and you're like, oh, oh,
this is what they were talking about. But here's what
the problem is about having COVID with no symptoms is
that it might not be fucking you up on the outside.
It might be fucking up on the inside. And that's scarier.
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Like going ahead and give me the breathing treatments and
the night cool the vitamin sees, the ginger, the sore throats, like,
you know, give me those symptoms. If that just means
that I have to ride this virus out. But if
it's gonna be like I'm testing positive for COVID and
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in reality it's I'm not feeling any symptoms, but in
reality it's causing a hole in my heart or I'm
gonna eventually have a stroke, or I'm never gonna feel
the same way again, and I don't know why. Like
there's COVID depressions, there's things that does to like your brain,
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like there are these are not coincidences, you guys. Some
people will be like, oh, over the last few years,
I guess it's due to aging, or I guess it's
due to this runs in my family. And a lot
of the times, you know, that could be the case.
But a lot of the times when something comes up
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out of nowhere, it could be due to the fact
that you had COVID and that shit fucked you up
in a way that you didn't even know it could
fuck you up. And this is what I imagine podcasts would
be like before they invented the polio vaccine, except polio.
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I think that like with polio, it's not funny, but like,
isn't it with polio, like you couldn't walk or some
shit like that has stopped you from walking or something
like imagine if they had podcasts then they'd be like, oh, yeah,
well you know got the polio, couldn't walk, used to
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be able to walk, now I can't or I don't know,
like just weird ass shit, Like it's so weird because
we have not and our parents have not ever like
experienced what we all experience together at different ages in
different generations that stopped the entire world. This shit was
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around the world, like the bolavirus was just it wasn't
like this. I remember that because I was in school.
It wasn't like this, And we used to even like
just joke about it, like it did not stop everything,
but COVID this shit is weird. And then on top
of that, I don't know if you guys get vaccines,
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you don't get vaccines. You ain't got to tell my
black ass twice y'all already told me in twenty twenty. Bitch,
you don't matter not y'all personally. But the society was like,
fuck old people and fuck any disabled people too. We
don't give a fuck. We want to go outside. And
I'm like, okay, cool, but y'all better home, y'all better
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hop y'all'll ever need the disabled people's help or the
older people's help, because bitch, the North remembers like Game
of Thrones. But yeah, like I just feel like that's
so odd. And oh, let me get my back my
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Black Excellence Award because I just realized I'm at like
minute fifteen and I still haven't even talked about what
I wanted to talk about, which is wicked, which I
don't have a lot to say, but I just want
to a side note which came into an ADHD rant.
Go get checked if you can, if you can afford to,
and even if you can't afford to, like go to
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the hospital tell them people YO like I like, if
you it depends on how you're feeling. But if you
feel weird, like really weird, and you don't know what
it is, and you think that you need an MRI
or any skin or a serious test, but you think
that they won't take you seriously, tell them that you're
dizzy and you know you need an MRI or something,
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and even if you're not dizzy, just to get them
to do it. And then on top of that, if
you can't pay for it, personally, I just wouldn't pay
for it. But what you can do is also ask
that if they have a program for people who are
not able to afford these things, and sometimes they'll be
able to break you down into a payment plan, or
they might be able to give you a little discount
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or something. I don't know. I just know that I
feel like Also, my left arms a little bit shorter
than my right arm since I had COVID, and I
don't think that's a coincidence, like it did something to
my arm length anyways. Black excellence word goes to Zach Fox.
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Zack Fox is his entire set at Camp flog Naw
And it was like Zach Fox Lack Foxes like backyard barbecue.
He was barbecue and some ribs. It was so black.
It was so excellent, It was so inspirational, it was
so fun, it was so different, it was so well needed.
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It was such a callback. It felt strange and familiar
at the same time. I think he's a father. I
think he recently became a father. I really loved it,
and he ended it on such a high note with
the Black Trach song that it's not just a black
Trache song like it was just it was just so inspirational,
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so cool, so different openly like, it was just so black. God,
it was black. It was so black. And I think
that it's important because a lot of the things that
happened at these festivals is that mainly white people go.
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And it's not because white people don't want to go.
It's also because sometimes black people cannot afford it or
they're not willing to like spend their money on festivals
where you go and you know the main performer is there,
you know, Tyler the creator is definitely there. But it's like,
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you know, they're going to have people like Zack Fox
performing and not necessarily everyone wants to see that like
black people will pay for a concert. Brandy and Monica
are doing amazing, but it's like if it was Brandy
and Monica and then like I don't know, like fucking
like a Marie and like I don't know Sierra and
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Jessica Simpson, like no, like I'm there to see the
main ticket. So a lot of the time at these festivals,
what you will see is a lot of white people
in the audience, which I think that you know, I'm
okay with that because if you have a white audience,
you have a white audience, and that's okay because we're
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What you can do is just like Zack Fox, and
just like Tyler the Creator, and just like Childish Gambino,
you can put on other artists, Black artists, white artists,
Hispanic artists, Indigenous artists, Asian artists. You can put on
other artists to a different culture. The white people come
to see the headliner, and also and seeing the headliner,
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since they're at this festival, they're able to see people
like Zack Fox, who is huge, right, but I think
he's huger as like an online personality. They're not necessarily
a rapper or artist, even though he is a great
artist as we saw, and even a great DJ, a
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great host, a great barbecue riller. But it was just
nice to see that white people were able to be
introduced to our culture in such a warm and welcoming
way with so many black people on stage, and it
was just good to see it was It felt like
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a warm hug. And I hope that people left there
inspired and interested in black culture, black church, black people
and want to continue to uplift us and have us
be able to do things like camp flog gnaw and
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you know when Travis had his uston astra a world
before you know, the the incident, Yeah, and for real
and friends and you know, jay Z has its own
thing like it. It's so awesome when people show a
just a display of excellence like what I saw, and
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we were able to stream it at home, and it's
just people being unapologetically black and unapologetically themselves and it's
just so fun to watch. And I know that a
lot of people are like, wait, isn't this a guy
from Abbot Elementary. Isn't this a guy from Abbot Alemandre?
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Like yeah, it is him, and he's playing these black songs.
He is, you know, rapping he's doing his thing. He
is just charming, he's hilarious. He has a podcast check
it out, just so inspirational. Love it, love Tyler, love Childish.
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But Zad Fox, you got the Black Excellence Award of
this week another person who is funny. I won't give
him the Black Well, sure he had the second one,
but it's not the primary Black Excellence Award. It's Kevin
Hart and ze Way. Their interview was hilarious, more hilarious
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than the actual special that he put out, which I
didn't know was even a thing until like a week ago,
and I saw that he was having a special. And usually,
like with specials, you kind of promoted beforehand and then
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you put it out. But it just feels like I
found out about it a week ago, and he's doing
a few different podcasts and he's doing promotion and stuff
like that. But he's at the point where he knows
that people are gonna watch it, which is true because
it is, you know, in the top ten, and it's
really good. And I feel like this is the best
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time of year to drop anything from albums to movies
because people are going to be having free time, but
also people are going to be mingling and and needing
conversation starters and stuff to bring them together. So he
has a new special out called Acting My Age or
(22:04):
Act My Age, Acting Your Age, some shit like that.
Act My Age, which is a great show that was
canceled and also put on Netflix in it had a
new life on Netflix, and I wish that they would
we do it for the second season. It was like
with Tisha Campbell Martin and even Nicole Brown and what
is Sherry Shepherd's best friend name Kim Kim. Such a
(22:29):
good show called Act Your Age, But anyways, his is
called like Act My Age or some shit like that,
and he talks about just getting older and his experiences
and getting older how he injured himself, which is hilarious.
Everyone talks about like life gets so much better at forty,
but you're also always in pain. And I don't know
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if I'm going to make it to forty, but when
I do, I want to be a magician, and I
don't think that that's a very physic whole job. But
if it ends up being one, I want to prepare
for it. And also I'm not near forty like anytime soon,
Like I still have literally a decade, like okay, not
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a decade, like a little under a decade to go.
But I think what what doesn't scare me is that
whole thing where everyone complains about, oh, if you sleep wrong,
you're in pain. If you step wrong, you're in pain.
If you do this, you're in pain. You do that,
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you're in pain. That's how I feel every day. Like
that's how I feel every second the day. So I'm
not saying bring it on. I don't want to be
in more pain. But I feel like maybe my disability
has given me the advantage of, you know, get older,
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and everyone talks about, oh, yeah, you're gonna feel this way,
you're gonna feel that way, you gona this is gonna hurt.
That's gonna hurt. Baby. It's hurting now you name it.
It hurts. It hurts bad, dude. So that's if that's
what aging is. But the rest, they say, oh, you
know the rest of being over forty, it's like you
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don't give a fuck as much. You're more confident, you're
more calm, you know what you need, you don't care
about things like everyone is like, oh forty, oh fifty,
Like the older you get, the better things become. And
I'm just like hell yeah, bro, like hell yeah, I
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need that. I need that. The non physical aspect of
forty sounds delightful, but you know, the world's ending, so
who knows. Maybe I'm forty now and I don't even
know it. Also, like the world is spinning different currently,
so like our forty isn't gonna be what forty is now,
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and even your forty now isn't what the past forty was,
Like your forty is a much younger, younger generation, and
it might be because of how fast the world is spinning,
like they're on the axis or whatever it's called, does
it spit on an access? Whatever. The point is is
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that forty is young in any aspect of it. People
on the internet will try to make you think that
you're so much older than you really are, and it's
like they're either not far off or it's not as
old as they think it is in their head, because
aging is completely different. It's so different than it was
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back in the day. Because even look at and even
in the early two thousands, like you don't know, I
would say, go back to the eighties or nineties or
reference to golden girls, Like no, you can literally even
look in the early two thousands and see that like
people who were quote unquote thirty literally looked like they
were fifty. Like it's insane to think about. It's so wild,
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like that is a thirty year old, That is a
twenty year old? That is what? Like what the hell
was in the water? They just look so much older.
And then those people now, because they're obviously still around,
they're in their fifties and sixties, they don't look like,
oh wait, but you know, like, hey, how the hell
(26:37):
do these people look so young in their fifties and sixties.
It's because I don't know, like something has changed as
time goes on, things change. What did what did? What
did landslide? Say? E man? No, even children get old
(27:00):
and nah you know h that so wow? Oh okay,
my dad every day more wicked. I think I need
a second watch. Sorry, I think I need a second
watch to give my real opinion. I enjoyed it. I
(27:27):
loved it, went into it blind love how it ended,
like the songs. But I don't know, Like I guess
that I'm a first part kind of girl. I am
there for that. I'm a fair weather girl when it
(27:47):
comes to movies, Like I just like to have fun,
like on that woman on Sex and the City, that's like,
why are we having and does anyone have any fun anymore?
She just falls out the window, like I am there
for the fun. I'm here for the good times. I'm
there for popular I'm here for like what is this feeling?
(28:13):
I am there for dancing through life? I am there honestly,
Uh one short day in the emmoral city, short day,
Like I'm here for that. I'm not there for like exposition.
I'm not there for like the problems. I'm not there
(28:36):
for the sad the sadness, the puret sadness. I think
that it's wild that people are just now understanding that
Glinda is not good or depends on what side of
the internet you're on, because I think that that was
(29:00):
obvious since the first fucking movie when she gave her
the damn hat and wanted her to be clowned on
and only felt bad because she realized that Alpha Bah
wanted her sister to be happy and literally gave her
her first scream one and made Madame morble flip it around,
(29:25):
wicked Witch. I've been saying that shit all day, Madam
morble mm flip it around, Wicked Witch. Like, hell yeah,
she likes a party anyways, So yeah, like the bitches
is Glinda is a fair weather friend too, like and
(29:48):
I don't feel bad. It was also on the internet,
like I don't feel bad that all of a sudden,
quote unquote Fierro is in love with Alpha Bah. Like, bitch,
the first movie you have made this man your man?
She said, Fierra and I are getting married and he
doesn't even know yet. That was her secret that she
(30:09):
told Alpha Ba and that secret stayed until the new
motherfucking movie. The man was never really into you, like that,
what are we talking about? And then when they're talking
about like how you know the which is still out
there he is his stomach is turning and saying that
(30:30):
he can't go through with this. And mind you, at
this point, it's been what years, even if it was
in years, it's been some time. Like the wedding scene
was sad to see because it was so beautiful, like
to see how heartbroken she was because it was and
what I mean beautiful, I mean aesthetically pleasing because it's
(30:52):
the same person who directed Crazy Rich Asians. Shout out
to John M. Chew, which baby, I don't mean to
be rude, but get back to it, like, where's the
second one? From my understanding, there is a book, there's
a sequel, like you have you had the context? Why
(31:15):
reinvent the wheel? Like absolutely the fuck not? But yeah,
not too much on John Mshoe right now. But anyways,
as I was saying, I just feel like she couldn't
have had this bit of like shock and she couldn't
have not known that he was not going to be
(31:37):
down for that shit. He does not want you like that.
He doesn't want you like that. You also low key
don't want him like that. You are in love with
Alpha bo. Okay, let's just go back and say that
she wasn't in love with Alpha BA. Let's keep everything straight.
(31:58):
As we're living in in odds obviously, so we're keeping
everything straight, keeping everything heterosexual. Even if she wasn't in
love with Alpha but herself, it didn't give a husband
and wife or even real boyfriend and girlfriend energy. There's
(32:21):
a lot of people that are mad about how he
all of a sudden like left her and how sad
she was. And then there are a lot of people
that are talking about how Bach is like an in cell,
And I don't disagree with that. Part, and there's a
lot of people talking about how you know, like Alphaba
had her sex card again and I did that. That's iconic,
(32:45):
like that Lingerisa and the way that she was literally listen,
knocking boots fucking down, throwing him against trees. Like remember when, Oh,
don't let me even listen to this, or even if
you listen to this, please fast forward one minute. I'm
gonna give you some time. I'm gonna give you some
(33:06):
time because I want to do a Vampire Diary spoiler,
so I don't want you to fast forward one minute
in three two one, remember when on Vampire Diaries Klaus
came back into town after he started the Originals, Klaus
and Rebecca came to help help them when Catherine was dying,
(33:27):
and Caroline finally told Klaus how she feels, and they
literally fucked on a tree. Eight. I'm sorry, eight, that's
what Linda and fee yea a row. See yeah, row,
we're doing Baby in the Woods. I just mean shaking
(33:52):
the trees, I mean floating on air. I mean they
fucking through life like that was probably my favorite scene
in the home movie. But yeah, like I enjoyed it.
It's just that I'm not that girl. I get it z.
(34:12):
I'm not that girl who likes the hard parts, like
I want everything to feel like the first fifteen minutes
of the Barbie movie, like before she realizes things are
not perfect, before she realizes that she's thinking about death.
I just love the colorfulness and the funness of the
(34:35):
first one. The first one is the one that you
want to put on to get the vibes going. The
second one is the one that you put on when
you want to sit down and watch a film. The
first one is a movie, the second is a film. Okay,
how do I feel about the different people? I don't
(34:57):
really think about them. Like Nessa, I think that she's
a client. Don't like her. I didn't like her in
the first movie, but like in this movie, she's also
a cunt. And I'm glad that she's dead, Glad that
the house killed her. Madame Marble flipping around wicked witch
(35:19):
with the motherfucking house, Like, I'm just glad that she
is dead. Fucked that bitch. Don't like her because she
didn't want to seem like she was her sister. She
didn't want to get called the wicked Witch of the East.
She didn't want to be compared to her sister, which
is why she decided that she implemented a rule that, oh,
(35:40):
you can't leave Munch she can land without my motherfucking permission,
and like all this shit, like bitch, what the fuck?
And just be your own person. You weren't mad that
that man. It's just like with back, she acted like
she was so shocked that Buck didn't like her. Hello,
(36:01):
you quaked it at the os dust. Everything happened at
the OZ does ball? Why are we acting like we
don't know this shit that goes for Glinda and Nessa,
both of them honestly, except I like Glinda because she's
(36:22):
just more gracious than I am. But you steal my man.
I don't even want him anymore. But it's just the
principal of some shit like you're my best friend, you
steal my man, and then you try to expose the wizard,
and then you leave me here, you know, like having
(36:44):
a fight for you, and then like that's pretty much it,
this whole Dorothy thing. I'm so kind of confused about,
like the Grimmery and all that shit. But I do believe,
which is the most important thing. I do believe that
in this I don't know about to play. I know
they changed some things, but in this I take it
(37:04):
as fact that Glinda knows that Alphaba is alive once
the Grimmory came, like it became like magic. There's no way,
there's no way that they put that in there to
not have her. No, that's the entire reason that that
(37:24):
scene even happens, Like it doesn't make sense for me
to like, she knows that Alphaba is alive because of
the Grimmery. She knows that Alphaba literally like she literally
saw Elfheba cry, Like, come on, she doesn't think that
(37:45):
Dorothy throwing a bucket of water on her really killed her.
There's no way, Like that's the reason that they put
that in. And it's not talking to you that I'm
sending on business about this theory. Like people are arguing me,
arguing me down about this, but no, I'm standing on it.
I just don't understand like the magic portion of it,
(38:09):
because if it had been time gone by, then why
is Alphaba still so bad at magic? Yeah, I'll say it.
She fucking sucked trying to keep someone alive tenements, so
a fucking ten man, I'd be pissed too. Fuck that bitch,
(38:30):
and fuck nessa. Yeah, I'm standing on business. I'm a
ten man. I have no heart, Like, fuck your burner,
kill her, like, let's go Dorothy. And then on top
of that, like she wasn't able to like preserve Jonathan
(38:51):
Bailey Pierre fier Like she wasn't able to preserve Fierro either.
Fierro ended up becoming a damn scarecrow looking just like
Ryan Reynolds wild. Yeah, like she just sucked that magic
from like beginning to end, and I feel like there
(39:13):
was a time jump, right, So what the fuck were
you doing? You built a whole outside you know, the
animals were like going and they do not fuck with you.
Cowardly Lion had four lines. Bro. I don't know why
the Cowardly Lion had so much beef with her, but
I guess we can't tell people how to react to
(39:38):
how we made them feel. I know that they sung
about it. Ethan Slatter's character should not have had so
many feelings about how the cowardly Lion should have been
able to finn for himself, and maybe he wouldn't have
been a coward actually, Like that's not true, because you're
(40:00):
still a coward the way that you're acting right now.
It gives you born a coward, gonna die a coward
no matter who interfered, so fuck you. And also why
do he look so scared and so ugly? Like his
fucking face was just like the CGI was so bad
on that line, you guys, Like, I gotta be real,
like I love the movie and I love everything about
(40:23):
like around the movie. I love the promotion. I am
not like these other people that talk about like, oh
my god, why are they always crying? Oh my god,
look at them them physically. Oh my god, what is
this cast? Oh my god, it's too much? Oh my god,
Like no, I love it actually, but I'm going to
(40:43):
be honest, like what the fuck was up with the
CGI on the Cowardly Lion? Like that was just that
scared me more than anything. That scared me more than
the ten Man and then Coleman Domingo, like what it was?
(41:04):
Maybe you know, they say that it's based off of books,
and maybe the kurdly Lyon is going to grow some
balls somehow somewhere, you know, not that all that happened,
and they are developing more movies in OZ which okay, cool,
(41:25):
and hopefully that just means that it's just setting the
tone for the future, and you know that's cool. I wonder, though,
I do wonder if Coleman Domingo was like a last
minute ad or a recent ad. That's the one thing
(41:46):
I don't know and that I do have suspicions about.
But overall, like love the songs. Obviously it's not as
much like they're in the Endgame now. You gotta understand,
it's not as upbeat, it's not as fun fuzzy. We're
in the end game now, Like there's a lot of
shit going on, a lot of action. I don't like
(42:13):
the amount of time that they spent, which was like
two seconds on the Wizard finding out that she was
his daughter, Like it was just sad and dark thinking
about it like that shit was just sad bear berry plaid.
But them damn songs are good. And what they could
(42:35):
have also kept it sounds like I hated this movie,
but I actually really did like it. They could have
kept the girl in the bubble and they could have
kept No Place like Home fucked both of them songs,
Like they're not bad, but it was just not necessary. Yeah,
could have kept it, didn't make a difference. Not that good.
(42:56):
So there's that on that but other than that, like
I just frankly the first one Wicket Part one, I
give not a ten. I don't know what I could improve,
but I still give it a na out of ten.
Maybe the A lot of people just do not like that.
(43:16):
Madame Morble can't sing, but low KEI Jonathan Bailey can't
sing either, so like let's let's be clear, like and
that's my baby from Bridgerton. I knew him from Bridgerton,
so I have I can say that, but y'all can't
say that. That a ten for the first movie. The
second movie, I would give an eight out of ten.
(43:37):
And if I was like such a fan of the
stage play, I still ten tolls down baby would still
give this shit an eight out of ten. Great movie overall.
I feel sad, though, I feel like an emptiness that
it's out, because it's been like, oh, in a year
(43:57):
and a year and a year and a year, it
comes out in a year, a year, year, a year
from now, and it's out, and that's it. I don't
have anything else look look forward to. Like there's Avatar.
I don't watch that shit. I don't know what goes
on in Avatar. Don't understand it. Don't know if I
like it, not against it. Happy for everyone else who
(44:19):
does like it. Oh, I hope he does enjoy it,
and congratulations on having something before the year ends. But
this was my big thing. It was imer literally on
my list of things to like look forward to. Well,
I mean, my birthday's coming up, but it's BRAVOCN which
(44:41):
went excellent, and Wi Get Too, which was excellent. And
now I just feel like I don't really have anything
to look forward to because there aren't any concerts and
(45:02):
October Dovermber in December are the best months of the year,
so it's like, what do I do with my hands?
But yeah, it's Christmas time, so I'm in general, like
in a better mood than usual. So yeah, all right, guys,
(45:24):
I've talked for forty five minutes. I honestly gotta stop
like telling myself that I'm gonna get on and upload
a fifteen minute episode. But since this is gonna be
the Wednesday episode and I'm giving it to you late
and straight enjoy it. I hope you enjoyed it. Let
me know what you thought of Wicked, let me know
(45:47):
what you thought of be yeay Row. I'm just screaming
Fierro and also wicked witch Bye Guys,
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