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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, guys, how are you? This is the second independent
episode of Bravo We're Black, and this is the pop
culture episode. I want to say though, y'all gonna be
proud of me. I am caught up on Real Housewives
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of the oh c sits still, I'm caught up on RHOC,
but you know what, I'm gonna save that for Saturday
so we can so we can get back on track.
You guys, We're gonna get back on track because Salt
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Lake City is coming back. You know. I'm caught up
on RHOC Orange County, and then I'm gonna get caught
up on Miami, have my girls on, and then Potomac
is coming back. Okay. Karen free, Free, Karen Free, Karen backwards,
Karen free. Okay. So there's that, but today is the
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pop culture episode, and it's also like, what's going on here? Okay,
I need to tell y'all what schedule you need to
be on. I'm going to tell you what to watch.
I'm going to tell you when to watch it. I'm
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going to put you on to some things that you
might already know about or you don't give a fuck about.
And that's okay because I'm gonna make you give a
fuck about it. And if you still don't, it's okay.
You can just skip the part of the episode where
I talk about it. You know, we're all free here.
Just don't skip the ads. Okay, listen to the ads,
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especially now that I am a D E N D
E T. Do you know what that means? Listen, baby,
I feel like Anthony Mackie. It's gonna be so funny
if you guys are watching the YouTube, But I feel
like Anthony MACKI when he's in the chair and he's
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just like, like, I just feel I feel free. I
feel freedom like Anthony Macki in that chair. I know
exactly how he felt, because it just makes you want
to go harder. And like we told you, like, there's
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no fallout, there's no negativity, there is nothing. It was
literally me, manic, I do my best work in a
minute episode, looking at some things and deciding like, Okay,
if I don't do this now, then I probably will
get too comfortable and I will never do this. And
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basically it's like a now or never kind of thing
for me. And I decided that I wanted to be
now more than ever. And you know, if it works,
it works, it doesn't, it doesn't. I gave myself a
time frame to where I need to see significant results
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or I'm gonna fade into the background. I'm sorry. I
cannot keep just doing this for the fuck of it.
And it's not that it's not that I don't want
to do it for free. It's because things cost money,
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and what things cost money? But you're spending time on
doing other things and planning other things and thinking about
other things. That is what is going on here. So
I am getting getting monetized. I'm going to need your
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help with Just listen to the ads and if you
fuck with them, you fuck with them. You don't, you don't.
I'm definitely not gonna try to offend anyone. So I
turned off the political ads like I don't want that,
and then they were just like do you want inappropriate ads? Well? Baby,
what is inappropriate ads? Like? Let me know, Like what's
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going on? What does it mean? But I did. I
did keep sexual ads in because we're all adults here right, like, hello,
what else happened? I've been filming a documentary, which is
crazy because I always used to talk. I used to
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interview myself a lot, or you know how you just
imagine yourself being interviewed, but it actually like happens and
you're like, and it's also not like what I thought
it would be, Like I thought i'd be a lot further.
But the fact that I am even a part of it,
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I have to start counting my blessings and focusing on
them and focusing on how much bigger it's gonna be.
Like right now, I'm on my couch. Who knows where
I'll be in a year. Maybe I'll be in a studio.
I'll probably still be on my couch. Honestly, the fact
that you're actually getting this, that you're getting this video
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episode is only because my best friend did my makeup,
because we did some UGC stuff. So that's why my
face is beat and why I am completely on camera
and I have my Beyonce my Beyonce thick shirt, and
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I have Dosa Bear right next to me. If you
guys are listening, you can go on YouTube to watch
this episode for free. Go on the Bravo while Black YouTube.
You can just type it in find it. I'm also
going to link it to stories when this goes out,
Like I'm going full force, okay, and I have received
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We me and Aaron because you know, Aaron has been
back a lot because you know we were making this transition,
and also he's gonna be in the documentary and we're
planning some things and we just want to take you
along with us. So it's gonna be so fun and
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thank you for your support. Now that we got the
house cleaning out of a way. Black Excellence Award is
absolutely going to go to done. And you're not gonna
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believe it, but doja cat dojakat eating that lipstick on
the red carpet. That's what. That's the kind of shit
that I live for. Like, she really does have the
potential to be the next Nicki Minaj. I think she's
the only one who has the potential to be the
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next Nicki Minaj because she has the writing skill, She
has that weirdness, that quirkiness. She has that hilarious sense
of humor that makes you question if she's on drugs.
She has that spastastic confidence to her. She can do pop,
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she can do raps. She can sing with the ghetto girls,
she can sing with the pop girls, she can sing
with the neo soul singer can She is a chameleon.
And that's very important. But also you know that Nicki,
she used to do some weird things on the red
carpet at the Grammys. Wherever she was, we were always wondering,
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what was Nicki Minaj going to do next? It's it
was Nicki Minaj and it was Lady Goga and they
were weird and it was everything. And when they do
their Roman era stuff and they do their art pop
but Born this Way era stuff, that's when we get
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excited because we haven't had anything like that. Like, yeah,
Mega's cool, she's herself, Loto's good, Golrilla is good. You know,
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sexy Is has a road of her own. I like
love Sexy, but I'm talking about like long term pop rap,
like can really get in the paint, serve fashion, serve weirdness,
serve cunt, serve, not caring what anyone thinks of you.
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That's Doja. And she had a Mac combo, well not
a combo. JT had the combo. Shout out to JT
also holding it down for the Alt Black girls, and
it's just so good to see that, like her as
a dark skinned woman have her own combo at Mac,
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just like Andandrea is going to have her own combo
at Nick's I believe, but yeah, like Nicki Minaj had
this signature Barbie pink Mac color and everyone, every fashion girl,
he wanted their hands on that pink Mac Nicki Minaj thing,
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just like the pink Friday fragrance, like the Pink Friday outfits. Ugh,
the Nicki Minaj line at kmart cunt. At the time,
people didn't get it, they didn't get the vision, but
it was everything More importantly, Nicki Minaj will be actually
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Nicki Minaj will be first my Black excellence and then
Dojha cap because she's the one who allowed her to
get here. Speaking of Lady Gaga, I finished Wednesday. I
will say them breaking it up into two parts really
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pissed me off. But Netflix has been managing to figure
out how to stick the landing. And I want y'all
to remember when it was first announced who the cast
of Wednesday was. Everyone was fine with Jenna Ortega, but
the dad. So many people had so much to say
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about the dad being cast as a dad on Wednesday
when it was so stupid because it was very clear
that gomes like, what are we talking about? It was
perfect casting from the get go and like, not only
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did he really solidify that in the first season, but
in this second season he also solidified it. He also
gave his best performance. He also really stepped up and
it was just so good. Like obviously, if you didn't
know what was going on in this season of Wednesday,
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I'll just give you, Like I really didn't know that
much until I watched the breakdown videos, I'll be honest,
And I still got to watch the breakdown videos for
part too. Okay, but basically Wednesday has a vision because
she is she's like Raven. She's like if you could
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gaze into the future future whoa I'm figuring out in
real time that they call it like the Raven when
you can look into the future and have premonitions and
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stuff like that. And also Raven was named Raven because
she was psychic. I mean, but also that was her
god given name. But she was psychic and Ravens are psychic.
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Mind blown, What the fuck? What the snapped? They snapped?
They snapped, they snapped, they snapped, they snapped, they snapped,
they snapped. Okay, let me get back on track. What
was I even talking about? Okay, So she was having
premonition basically her best friend, the Pink Girl. I'm just
what I'm gonna call her, the Pink girl from Minecraft
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Baby was gonna die, and Wednesday the whole thing, was
trying to figure out how to stop her from dying.
And also she had this little weird ass girl following
her throughout the entire show because she wanted to be
just like her. And then there was Tyler who ended
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up being a hide and I'm still not sure what
a hide is. I just know that he kind of
just freaked the fuck out out of nowhere and would
turn into a monster. And then they also had like
the zombie that grew back and came back to life
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because of the Pugsley the brother. He took him as
his pet and ain't no fun. When the rabbit got
the gun like, he ended up turning on him. Anyways,
Long story short, Well it's not going to be short
because I still am talking about it. Long story continued.
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Wednesday was able to stop her Pink from dying, but
then it turned on someone from the Adams family was
going to die, and I was like, they better not
kill the Daddy because he's the darkest one on there
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other than the Mermaid girl. She had her own storyline
with Steve Boshimi. Steve Boushimi, the guy that I used
to think was Adam Sadler's dad on Wednesday, and he
is just such a creep. He's so weird. Perfect role
for him. Thing really stepped up this season because Thing
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ended up being the we found out whose body thing
the hand belonged to, and he belonged to the zombie
that Pugsy found at the beginning of the season, who
ended up being his father's foe, which was crazy. And
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it was just like the way it all came together
and the way Lady Gaga canceled her last show in Miami. Sorry,
I went to the first show, and let me tell
you that bitch sung and danced the house down. I
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went to the first show, but she had to cancel
by the third one. And that's what happens when a
star had especially a star that has something wrong with them,
Like we know that she has fibromylagia, we know that
she has had stuff wrong with her before, we know
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that she has a grueling performance. It's not it's not
a little one two step like no shade to Ariana
went to Ariana Grande concert, probably going to the next
Ariana Grande concert. I don't know, depends, but she puts
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on a full show, just like Beyonce. There's choreography, there's
live vocals, there's stunts, there's a lot. Okay, it goes,
that goes into it. So when you know this person
is sick, or when you know this person who has
had knee surgery and they have three dates back to back,
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you're gonna want to go to the first or second show, babe,
especially after they took that break. I don't know why
you think the third show would be the one to
go to. I always go to the first show. With Beyonce,
I go to the first show, go goa. I go
to the first show, especially when you know that this
person is going through some things. Okay, So I'm sorry
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if you guys are were unable to see Gaga on
that third show. She's trying to quote unquote reschedule it.
But in Miami the last time, we weren't able to
finish our show because it started raining and she did
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the stadium tour and she was outside and we thought
that she was gonna come back and finish the show
and she didn't. And that I would say that's worse
than canceling the show. Well, not worse than canceling the
show while you're outside. It's not funny. I'm not laughing
at y'all because I would be pissed, Like I would
not care, but I would have to understand. Because I
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am a disabled person. I know what it feels like.
And even on that first show, I saw the pain
in her face, like she looked tea body was tee face,
tea voice, tea like. Everything was lipped in about the show,
about her, about the people that she had on tour,
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her guitar, her guitarist was so fine, Lord, whoa hit
me up? Her guitarist like, but you could just tell,
especially when you're someone who holds a lot of pain
back in order to not disappoint anyone else, in order
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to help everyone else, You can tell when someone's in pain.
And she was in a lot of pain. And she
did that second show, and I'm like, hmm, I hope
she does the third one. Little did I know, literally
the third one, while everyone was outside waiting, she was
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back there doing vocal warm ups. She was trying to
get on stage, and she blamed on her vocal cords.
But at that VMA. She signed it fine, don't kill me,
don't shoot the messenger. Let me stop talking about Stephanie
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because she one thing about it. She showed out at
my show, so I enjoyed it for you and Night
three people. I'm sorry, and I genuinely hope that she
does reschedule so you can experience that show, because that
show eight down. Okay, what was I even talking about? Chiall,
It's been like twenty minutes and a half not been
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talking about what I wanted to talk about. Okay, So
I think that first I need to get you guys
like on track to what we're watching, right Mondays, I
have nothing, Tuesdays nothing. Wednesdays the Summer I Turn Pretty.
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I hope you're watching it. We'll be talking about it,
and and I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting because I
want to put out a Thursday episode. And when the
Thursday episode comes out, I will have seen the newest
episode of the summerse Turn Pretty. So see how I
have the mind of a I have the mind. I
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have the mind of a master. Wednesday the Summer I
Turn Pretty. Only murders in the building. I think that
comes out on Mondays, not one hundred percent sure, but
the first three episodes have dropped, so I'm gonna need
y'all to get on track so we can talk about it,
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because I'm so sick of keeping these niche shows to
myself and wanting to post about it but knowing that
it's gonna flop, so keeping it to myself and I'm
done doing it. So we're gonna watch only Mardis in
the Building on Mondays, I think Tuesdays, I'm still not
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sure what comes on Wednesdays the summer I turned pretty
Thursdays Jersey Shore, Family Vacation, Real Housewives of Orange County,
Real house Eves of Miami because I am gonna get
caught back up on that, okay, and also Fridays, Love
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After lock Up, which I'm gonna get caught back up on.
I don't know if I want to talk about it
on here too much, or if I want to talk
about it with Raven or where I want to just
know that I'm going to be watching it. Oh, that's
the thing, And that's really the whole point here. Love
at the lock Up is just so good. It doesn't
matter what season it is, doesn't matter who's on it.
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Anytime I'm just like, I don't care about these people.
I don't know these new people. I don't give f
It's like they pull me back in and suddenly I'm
waiting every Friday to watch that. Some things coming up
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Love Island Games, which I kind of want to get into.
Reasonable Doubt. That's another one that I want to get
into week to week. So it's going to be and
that's on Hulu too, so it's gonna be only murders
in the building and Reasonable Doubt. Reasonable Doubt I want
to talk about. I need my people of color that
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watch it to hit me up. I need the white
people that watch it, non people of color, people of
color who aren't black black people. I need anyone who
is watching Reasonable Doubt to please raise your hand and
raise the roof and get into my comment section because
I'm going to post about it because I love Jack's
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and also my man from Power, Yes Tommy is gonna
be on there, so we're gonna have to talk about it,
because I wanted to talk about it before, but I
was just like, M I know people are watching it,
but I don't know if I have the capacity to
talk about it. Baby, Now that I have free form
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and I need to be putting out as much episodes
as possible. We're going to the app. We're yappers here,
we are yappers, d D D. Yeah. So Love Aley
game is gonna be coming, Salt Lake City's gonna becoming,
reasonable doubt, it's gonna be coming. Beauty in Black, Beauty
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and Black Girl. We are going to watch the hell
out of Beauty and Black, Beauty and Black is going
to delve. Oh for those listening, I'm talking to dol Sabet,
which is my almost life size teddy bear that actually
belongs to my mom, but she has not picked her
up yet, So until she picks her up, She's named
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dol Sabet and she's here to keep me, keep me strong.
Beauty and Black Baby. I can't wait? What else? Oh
Thursdays also Peacemaker. You know, I love me some John
and Cena, But what I really love is how excited
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James Gunn is about this show, so much so that
he is doing a podcast about it, which sometimes I
feel a way about someone doing a podcast about a show,
but he does it to where he's just telling you
about the behind the scenes, and then he has a
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special guest from the show and he moves along. He
allows other people to still put out their theories, put
out their breakdowns, and also they are able to use
what he said in his podcast to help their videos.
And he's not cornering the market on Peacemaker podcasts. I'm like,
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I feel like I should be talking about Peacemaker even
though I just found out about him on the Suicide Squad. No. Like,
I like the way that he does it because he
doesn't really like cover every little thing. He doesn't confirm
or deny every little thing. He's just having fun with
Jennifer Holland, who plays a hell of a hardcore and
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I really enjoy Oh and Steve Aggie is that how
you say his last name? I really enjoyed their dynamic.
I enjoy James Gunn putting me on to like Swedish Rock.
I enjoy how much he loves working with the cast
and crew, and like these little tidbits and how he
whispers improblemizational lines in their ears and how he lights
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up when he talks about it, and how John Cena
appears on the podcast not as a guest, but he
has a little piece bit that he comes on and
it's just fun for someone like me who I don't
really care if things are canon not cannon. I'm still
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really not sure what canon means. I'm still not really
sure what reccon means. I don't know. I'm just having
a good time. I just really like the show and
I'm enjoying things that are happening. I'm enjoying seeing Danielle Brooks, Hello,
Oscar winning Danielle Brooks be in a different role because
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I'm so used to seeing her in heavier roles and
her is to play this silly goose character and for
a hardcore to be like the hardened one. But you
can tell that they love each other so much, and
it's such a fun female friendship. And also having you know,
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Danielle Brooks's character and John Cena This's character be so
close to something that I really like seeing also, and
I just love it and I love Vigilante. Vigilante is hilarious.
Tim Meadows is about to have his Believe You Me
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and I said this on Threads. Tim Meadows is about
to have his third act. His first act I wasn't
around for. He was on Saturday Night Live. That's where
he comes from and that's why he's so funny. And
now it makes sense. It's clicking to me. The second round,
I was still very little. I think that it was
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when he was on the first Me and Girls. I
thought that he was hilarious, but I didn't even know
that he was known for being that hilarious. And then
this is now the third act because he is ridiculously
funny as that agent on the show, and I always
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i always see him pop up on the screen and
I'm like, what is he going to say next? Nicknaming
someone titties is crazy and sticking with it. Having bird
blindness is crazy. It's gaslit me to the point where
I'm like, is this a real thing? Is bird bill?
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Is bird blindness real? Can you have bird blind I
know there's face blindness, and what is face blindness? You
don't remember faces? Imagine you marry someone and they don't
remember your Like, how does it work? How does it work?
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Do you have to see them every day? Is it
like media? New person every day? This is not about
face blindness. This is not about bird blindness. This is
about Peacemaker being a great show comes on Thursdays. WOULD
like to discuss it, but I can't really discuss it
in too much detail. What I can say, and I
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want y'all to know Harley Quinn. The DC Animated series,
although it may not be quote unquote canon, has taught
me so much about Lex Luthor, about Superman. Fun fact
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on Harley Quinn. In season four, Lex Luthor lured Superman
to the moon and put him in one of those
boxes where he could not use his powers and he
needed the Yellow Sun, and Harley Quinn was the one
to break him out of the boxes. I've learned so
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much that I know about the DC universe, especially to
do with villains literally from Harley Quinn. And people think
that it's a joke. People think that Harley Quinn is
just and kite Man are just shows that are just
throwaway shows. Obviously, you know they needed that when they
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put the app out or whatever. No, there's a reason
that these shows, you know, have these different arcs and
they introduce these different case characters and they have these
different like plots. Because it's teaching me so much that
I realize plays out on the big screen or on
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other shows or on live action shows. It's so crazy
when you put certain stories together from the Harley Quinn
show to whether it's Superman or whether it is like
the Justice League, a lot of the like Aquaman, like
a lot of stuff that has come out. I've learned
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on Harley Quinn, Joker, like Batman, even I've learned about
the Penguin in the Iceberg Lounge from Harley Quinn. And
I'm just saying if it's a good gateway for people
who are not deep into comics, deep into DC lore,
who just like adult shows, to watch Harley Quinn and
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then pick a show and you'll either know the villain
or you'll know some of the lower And that's something
that gets ignored so much because I'm seeing similarities between
the Lex Luthor on Harley Quinn and the Lex Luthor
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from Superman. And let riddle me this, Oh my god,
riddle me this. Listen Brainiac. Y'all are talking about how
Brainiac is gonna be the next villain. Guess who was
in the last season of Harley Quinn. Guess why I
know Brainiac's backstory Because it wasn't Harley Quinn. Brainiac was
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in the last season of Harley Quinn. And that's the
only reason that I know who he is and what
he likes to do. He likes to bottle society up
and make the perfect Why do I know this because
of Harley Quinn. Shout out the Sam Register, shout out
James Gunn was in Harley Quinn. Literally, I feel like
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I'm too passionate about this, but you guys don't take it.
And I'm not saying go and take it seriously and
take it as law. But I'm just saying, give it
a little bit more respect. And I would like to
know more about the future of Harley Quinn, more about
the future of kite Man. And I'm talking about the
animated serious baby. I don't care, well not, I don't care.
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I want Margot Robbie to continue in the DCU as
Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn. But I'm just saying I want
ten more seasons of Harley Quinn. I want ten more
seasons of kite Man. Yeah, so I mean that's pretty oh. Rewatch.
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That's another thing that we're raven and I. I've convinced
her to watch the Vampire Diaries. So we are going
to watch the Vampire Diaries. Rewatch the Vampire Diaries. It's
on Peacock. I am on episode three. Okay, I'm personally
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personally and only rewatching this because I cannot wait for
Klaus Michaelson to land down and late everybody out. Klaus
Michaelson period, that's the thing. So yeah, I won't get
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too deep into it, but we're watching where were watching
Vampire Diaries, And I'm so excited about that because obviously
the summer I Turned Pretty is about to end. They
have released another season of My Life with the Walter Boys,
and and apparently there's a scandal about My Life with
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the Walter Boys. The girl Nihi Rodriguez is actually thirty three,
and she's been telling them people that she's twenty two.
And I know, you fucking lie, but guess what the
gag is, y'all believed her because she's playing sixteen in
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the show, So what's the problem. And the real gag
is she wouldn't have had to lie if you wouldn't
let old men prants around and play whatever age they
want to when they very much look that age. But
you want to age women out when they turn forty, right,
keep lying, sis, I love a liar. I love a
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liar like that. That's a harmless lie, just like Maddie
when Euphoria she was telling people she was twenty six
and she was thirty two. Not to bring that up again?
Am I being messy? Anyways? Child, Let's see you who's
on Love Island Games? Because that is something that I
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did see came out and then I need to I
need to figure out, like, am I going to talk
more about what I wanted to talk about or should
I wait until tomorrow? Either way, I'm so glad to
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be here with you guys, and thank you for listening.
And yeah, I Love Island Games. The cast was announced.
I think that it comes out on the twenty third.
I actually have never watched it. I don't necessarily care
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for it, but I'm going to watch it because this
is the first time that are you owner is hosting it.
You know, Kendrick is gonna hate it. So the Islanders
the first round at least of Islanders. And Andrea Carmona
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Andrea Andrea from season six, Okay, Andrina Santos from season seven, seven,
Charlie Georgie, I'm gonna just say, Charlie, you know who
Charlie is from season seven, Christopher from season seven all
good for him? Good for Christopher, thank god because he
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really was like dragged for for what guard By from
season four of b E n L. I don't even
know what is season four of B E n L.
Where's b British English? British English, North London, Love Island?
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I don't know Isaiah Campbell from season four USA, Josh
Goldstein from season three USA, KK from season five, Kendall
from Kendall, Lucinda from season seven of UK in season
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five of Australia. Don't know that is Mert from B
E NL. Don't who that is? Nicola from season one
of MT, like where are these? There was a Love
Island MT? Like a Love Island Montana? Is that what
it was? So Lean from season two France? And Tyreek
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from season two no season ten UK. Yeah, I okay,
not necessarily excited, but I don't hate it, So there's that.
I'll watch it, you know what. I also don't want
to promise that i'll watch it because if it gets boring,
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I might duck out. And I don't want you guys
to be like, oh, like you said that you're gonna
cover You said that you're gonna cover at Weaks to Week.
You said that you're gonna cover a week to week. Listen.
I did not cover Beyond the Villa because that shit
was boring as fuck, and especially after that shit broke
about Homeboy being racist. I don't want to see him.
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I don't want to see it. I don't want to
see her get her heart broken. Bye. Speaking of Love Island,
I am so glad. Andy Cohen clapped back at Hoodah's
delusional ass because she was apparently She said that his
questions were inappropriate basically during the Love Island reunion, because
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he asked her about her relationship status as we saw
her prancing around with Louis, we saw her, we saw you,
we saw you with our own two wives, and she
was like, it's a Netflix thing, it's a Netflix thing.
We don't give a fuck. We're on Peacock and we
already saw you, so it wasn't private, so do a
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better job about that. And it was an appropriate question because
he was asking about people's love lives on a show
where you were supposed to find love, on a show
where you acted in ass, so be clear. So he said, well,
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let me tell you what she said. She he posted
a TikTok saying that his repeated pressure made her uncomfortable,
which was stupid because I could understand because he did
not ask about a lot of things that he could
ask about. He could have asked about that BBL. He
could have asked about her past. He could have asked
about her daughter. He could have asked about the things
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that she did to Chris. He could have asked about
a lot of things that he did not ask about
because he knew he was an unbravo. He was very
well behaved, he was very toned down. You got very lucky.
So he responded, and he was like, there are some
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youngsters at the reunion who were maybe unfamiliar with my
work ooh, who were very active online. And I was like, girl,
you clearly have not seen what I've been doing for
twenty years. And second of all, when you go on
a reality show about finding love and then you go
on a reunion for that show, I as the whole
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most of the show, I am going to ask about
not only your time on the show, but your love
life in general. That is what I would call questions
that are appropriate. Anyway. Anyway, it was a joy hosting
that show. I was really honored. The show is a
huge hit, and I was really happy that the hosts
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Ariana let me do that with her. And I thought
that she and I had a great dynamic. She was
able to speak to things that she saw happen while
in the villa, and I was kind of more representative
of what the viewers were saying and thinking, and I
thought that worked well. So I was really happy about that.
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Clockett applause. I do not ever want to hear this
bitch's name again ever, Like, get out of my face.
Matter of fact, that whole cast can go and Nicolandria
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can just be a beautiful couple just getting brand deals
and that's it. But like as far as interviews and
all that, like, they can all go. I need a break.
I need to break. I need to be left alone
in a dark room, and I need to be back
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to the like I need to get back to my housewives.
I need to get back to my scripted shows. I
need them the fuck out my face, frankly. So that's
that on that. Oh, another thing about Andy is that
I think that he said that he microdosed weight loss medication. Baby,
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just say that you was on a GOLP want and go.
Everyone's on one. You're late to it. And he showed
some before and after. Pitt Voy didn't show some, but
there were some before and after pictures, and he was
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saying that what was he couldn't get under control was
like the cravings. And that's exactly what a GLP one does.
It helps you get your cravings under control. It allows
you to stop snacking just to snack. It allows you
to stop eating out of boredom. It allows you to
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stop overeating. It allows you to stop having to have
that suite or having to have that thing that you
think that you need but you don't. It makes it
so much easier to literally just say no or to
eat less of it. You can still have your good stuff,
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but you're still going to be working out. You're retraining
your brain to you know, eat the good stuff and
not crave the bad stuff. So it is, uh, it's
easy to be like, oh, I'm microdosing it. I don't
believe in micro dosing. It just say that you're on
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a gop one or you're not. Microdosing is for shrooms,
it's for hallucinogenics. It's for drugs that are gonna make
you have a good time. This is not that, Daddy,
you're on a GOLP one, you probably use mochi. Speaking
of a GLP one, shut out to Mochi for sponsoring
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Bravo while Black Bravo, We're Black. You can click down
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That's gonna help you. And if you want to call
it microdosing, I'll support you, but I'm gonna click. I'm
gonna leave the link down below so you get the
forty forty dollars off and you can start micro dosing GOP.
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You can talk to a doctor. You can talk about
what GLP one you should be on. You can talk
about the problems that you have. You can talk about,
uh you know which one you think is best for you.
You can get injections, you can get pills like it
is twenty twenty five, baby, get on that golp one
and it's affordable. You're not gonna be paying Andy Cohen prices,
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but you're gonna be getting Andy Cohen results. Okay, Okay,
I'm so glad that he said that, though, Like it's ridiculous,
Like just stop lying people who cares? Who gives a
fuck because at the end of the day, you look harder.
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Not only do you look harder, but you end up
being healthier. Like and you think that it's because you
were doing yoga. You think that you were doing it
the old school way. Like there are people that still
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do it the old school way, and I applaud them.
But when you all of a sudden like baby two
months later and you're twenty pounds later, would he like
be for real? I just don't like when people lie
about that shit. That's why I didn't lie about it,
like period, Yeah, and now what? Now what? Because I
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need to get back to what I was and to
get back to where I was period. Everything that I've
heard about Charlie Sheen has been against my will. And
maybe I will save that for tomorrow's episode. And also
I wanted to talk a little bit about Justin Baldoni,
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but I don't really know what's going on with that,
so I need to get informed about that and then
I will come back and talk about that. But it
was so good chatting with you guys about so many
different things. I mean, like, it's just so it's so
good to talk about these white people's business chiall, And
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I hope that you guys are having an amazing week.
It's the middle of the week. I'm back, I'm independent.
I'm clear. The reason that the volume was so low
before was because me and Aaron were sharing the mic.
And also I'm new at this editing thing, So y'all
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got to give your girl some grace because I don't
know what I'm doing, but I'm gonna get it together.
I am, I am, and I love you and I
will see you soon, guys, and look out for some
announcements or ooh, you know what else I want to
talk about. I know I had to talk about this now,
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and I need to get her name right because she
is a low down, dirty dog and I wonder, I
wonder what Neve or yeah, Nev thinks about all this, Like,
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isn't that insane? So I want to talk about Unknown
number the high School Catfish. It is about Lauren and
Kendra Lacari. When she was thirteen years old, she was
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dating a guy named Owen. Her and Owen were each
other's first loves. They were thirteen. I don't know if
it was because it was a pandemic. I don't know
what made this lady do this, but they started getting
a bunch of threatening texts, bullying tuxts, weird, perverted, crazy texts.
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They ended up breaking up. The text didn't stop they
got worse, started calling the girl Ana Rexik, saying that
she was looking up with the guy, just like blaming
it like something other girl got blamed for this catfish
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that was bullying someone, and no one knew who it
was and where are the parents? The parents are trying
to figure out who the hell could this catfish be?
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Back of my head? Is none of my business? Halfway
into the motherfucking documentary, we find out the grandmama is
the baby. And when I say that, it's a quote
from Jocelyn, But the girl's mom who's been getting bullied
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is the one who's bullying her. Kindra is her name,
Kendra Lacari. And we see bodycam footage of the police
going inside after like there had been so much talk
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around it, there's been an investigation, she had been cooperating.
They couldn't trace back the number, they couldn't figure out
who could it be that's in that inner circle that's
doing these things, And it just turns out that it
was the mom, and the dad is like what the fuck?
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The mom ends up going to jail, but she did
not get enough time, She did not get enough of
a sentence, She did not get enough of anything. Because
how dare you you disgusting, raggedy, stanking, no good piece
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of crap, sorry excuse, trash of a egg donor a child,
not just a child, but your own child. And the
crazy part is is not only was it the girl's
own mom that was bullying her, but she justified it,
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and she was like, like, you know, I know my kid.
She was never actually going to do anything to hurt herself.
What they asked her, why did she do it? She
made it about her. She was like, I thought that
I was talking to me, you know, I had self
conscious about my legs, and I was just and then
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I felt and then I a whole bunch of shit.
That don't got nothing to do with shit. Every excuse
in the book except the fact that she's a fucking
pervert who bullied her daughter and needs to be in jail.
People literally sell weed on the street and get more
time than this woman got in jail for bullying young
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kids and framing young kids. This bitch needs to be
under the jail. This bitch needs to be at Alligator
fucking wherever the fuck Alcatraz. That's who needs to be
Alligator Alcatraz. Those kind of people that woman and then
the poor girl is so traumatized and it has such
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a trauma bon with her mother that she's not even
like really mad at her like that even when they
went inside. Like it's on the the documentary is on Netflix.
I made a bunch of memes about it, but it's
not funny. I actually heard about this story back when
it't happen. That's why when people kept telling me, you
need to watch the documentary. You need to watch the documentary.
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It's crazy. You'll never believe what happens. You don't understand.
Like I was watching a whole bunch of reaction and
reaction videos and just reading people's reaction about it slid
trending and even people just talking about it. I'm like, oh,
I know the twist because wanted to catfish and two
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people are too like shocked about it. And I remember
hearing about this in real time because I was just
like her mom, the person who gave birth to her,
the person who was helping look for the person who
was bullying her daughter was the bully instead. That was
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some unheard of shit. So it was spoiled for me
a long time ago, and it wasn't spoiled for me,
by the Internet or a friend. It was just me
using my common sense because it was one of the
biggest stories of that time when they figured out who
it was after all that time, and the fact that
she was even allowed to sit on that documentary and
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talk about it and also play in my motherfucking face
on Netflix play an our face on Netflix was absolutely
insane because you know what you were doing. You're speaking
from a point of view where you were trying to
act like you were trying to figure out, Oh, what
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was going on? What's happening. I can't believe this is
happening to my I just feel so bad for her.
They were texting her this and texting her that, and
texting her sexual things and texting her inappropriate things. But
it was you. It was you. It was Agatha all along.
And that's what she looks like, Agatha, Agatha, not Catherine
Hahn Agatha, but Agatha when she is a nasty, disgusting
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witch monster. That was a good Halloween documentary because this
bitch needs to get bombed in her head. How dare
you as a mother? You do not even deserve to
be called a mother. There are people out here dying
to have children, dying while having children, trying to provide
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for their children, and you got the nerd to sit
up there and say that you were bored and lie
about having a job and not having a job, and
then the daddy. No one was mad enough for me,
the kid, I get because you were traumatized the daddy.
I don't condone violence, especially the most I do not
condone violence, especially domestic violence. But they would have just
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been getting me off, that bitch if it was me,
I'm sorry, you're not going to bully my daughter and
stay in my house and act like you didn't know
what was going on and act like it was something
your mental health and act like this and act like that.
And then the daughter still wants to have a relationship
with her mother after that because she's trauma bond to her.
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Watch the documentary, look at the memes on the timeline,
and then go see what everyone is talking about, because
this shit is something that is unheard of. The messages
would just make my skin crawl. She needs a good ass.
Put her on Jostin's cabaret, Put her on Jocelyn's cabaret
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e immediately and make her ass learn that I like
the way you are dance forwards, backwards and in between,
or she gets jumped. That's the only redemption that she
gets because ooh, that pissed me off so bad, Like
as a mother, as a human, as an old ass bitch,
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you're bullying a child and saying all these sexual things
about another child. That she gets me hot, that she
gets me hot. I want to whoop her ass for her,
for the daughter, Okay, for the daughter, for the son,
for the father and the Holy Spirit. I want to
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give her a good bop and she'll learn, because it
just seems like she ain't learned. It still seems like
when she's rationalizing it, she's just talking about how, you know,
she had her own concerns and her own and this
and that, and the dog died, and she was skinny,
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and she was INTI Mexican. She felt this way and
she didn't have a job, and she was bored and
she didn't have Why are you texting children sexual things?
And why are you living? To tell? It? Sounds about white?
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All right, y'all, I have a great week. I will
be back tomorrow. I've literally talked an hour by