Season 1 Episode 19 - Kelce Mix and Secret Societies! - Breakfast of Champions

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Yes, this is third co-host Kevin O'Malley responding to something I heard in a recent
episode regarding Panther City Pallet, my good friend Joe Marrone, and his judo for

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the video that he mentioned.
And I would like to officially call him out, lie him on the air, to finally come join me
at Judo Practice, which he has not done and he continues to duck me.
So Joe, consider your challenge issued officially.
You're in big trouble though, pal.
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

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You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
No.

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Welcome to season one, episode 19 of Breakfast of Champions.
We're here.
Good evening.
We're 19.
19.
Where were you when you were 19?
19.
I was living in Denton.

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Yeah.
Yeah.
I was almost done living.
No, is that true?
Yeah.
Don't you lie to me, boy.
No, I was living in Bedford.
I had just moved back from Denton right before I turned 18.
I was at DBU being a bad, bad boy.
I was living on my own and just working full time because college was not for me.

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UNT kicked me out.
Yeah.
I tried it three times and it just never quite stuck.
I got my associates.
It took me a while.
It took me like eight years, but I got it.
Good for you.
I think I'm finally going to get that bachelor's.
Quit bragging.
No, I'm just kidding.
Well last time we kind of had to cut it short.

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I don't know if anybody kind of realized that.
Oh yeah.
Life has been moving fast.
I know.
Whenever I was prepping for this episode, I was like, I must have missed a week of contender
series because it's felt that long.
Yeah.
I went back and put on last week's episode and I'm like, no, I definitely saw this.
I have not seen it yet, but we talked about that one fight.

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Yeah.
Well, last time we were here, just got a behind the scenes text message.
Basically what happened was the big boss came by and we do this in the shop that I work
at.
So we kind of had to make sure that all of our cereal and breakfast tacos and podcast
microphones and all that crap was just not sitting around and had to make the store look

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presentable and since then your journey has expanded and expanded into the world of the
coffee bean.
Yeah.
Started yesterday, Warren, day two.
Oh yeah.
Working for the evil empire.
It's pretty tight.
It is tight, dude.
I was not expecting how tight it is.

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It's pretty cool.
It's almost like going to work for Apple or something like that.
It's like everything you can think of has already been thought of and you don't have
to ever question anything.
Like it's just.
That was like my role at my last job was trying to be the person to come up with all that
stuff.
Not my last job, but you know what I mean?

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And so like Heather and I were just talking about this and this is what she was bringing
up.
She's like, there's somebody else who's already done that.
Your job is just to show up and make sure it runs.
And it's like, whoa.
That's cool because like you don't have to come up with like concepts for anything.
It already, it just shows up to you and they're like, this is how it should look.
This here's how everything should taste.

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My interim job that I've been working late night, that's kind of why I found out.
I was like, oh, corporate America.
Like yeah, it's evil, whatever like capitalism, but you know, I don't have to use much brain
power.
Right.
Just showing up, making sure ducks are in a row, the machine is running and that's it.

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What's cool about people like you and I too is that if we have no like, once we buy into
that attitude and we kind of have that segmentation of like, okay, I know that I have to do this.
We often excel and succeed in those environments because people often tend to think that we're
going above and beyond when we're just like, no, we just don't care that much.

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It's like, I have no like investment in this other than I show up and I get paid if I do
a good job.
Yeah.
And that's good for you after all these years for sure.
It's definitely going to be good for you and your family.
And I'm stoked.
I also don't work past five.
Today was the latest I worked.
We closed fast.

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We got on at seven 15.
Oh yeah.
So the latest I worked for like the next three weeks was like five 30 maybe.
And that's sick because I was working till two or three AM.
So having a normal schedule is fucking sick.
Got back in the gym this week.
Yeah.
Can't stop me now.
I know.
I love it.

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I never, Parker and I, so we, I don't know if we've mentioned this before, but Parker
and I had this app on our phone called Lockit and I only have five people that I share my
Lockit with.
I got you and one other who doesn't use it.
Yeah.
So if you're an unfamiliar with it, it installs a widget on your home screen on your iPhone

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and it's kind of like, I mean, it's the same thing as every other social media platform.
You post a picture, put a caption or whatever and you can react to it.
But with the widget, the last picture that someone took always stays on your home screen.
And Parker the other day posted a locket and it was from his first day and I just saw that
apron and all that book.

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And I just got, I told Ali, I was like, I'm so jealous because I just remember all of
the good times that I had is like learning about things.
And like you said, like once you get past all of the crap as far as like what you think,
it's just really like one of the greatest things that I ever learned through my journey

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there was at one time, and I'm not exactly sure if this is still their corporate policy
or not, but whenever I was there in one of the first employee manuals, the corporate
policy of just say yes, it like doesn't matter what the customer is asking for.
It literally doesn't matter.

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Like the whole concept of like who is wrong and who is right is thrown out the window
whenever you have a corporation that's willing to accommodate anything that comes through
that door by just saying yes.
If somebody, if you know for a fact that you made that drink the right way, it's nothing
for them to just throw it away and make it again and make that customer happy.

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My first two days.
Dude, that has changed my customer service policy because it's just like, it's not a
we're like, we're on the same team.
So like, I want you to be happy with your transaction and not having to worry about
of like, oh, I use too many cups or I use, you know what I mean?
Or I'm going to miss out on $7 because this person's drink super crazy or whatever, but

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like making their day.
Like that is nothing, especially if you think, oh, this person's been coming here for five
years.
We're going to continue to come here for 10 years down the road.
Hey, that's seven bucks.
That's a drop in the pan considering if they do not come here every day for the next 10
years.

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Yeah.
And it's easy to write off the corporate chain whenever they piss you off.
You know, it's like, I'm never going back there again.
I'll just go to the other one down the street or whatever.
Yeah, it's crazy.
So enough work talking, probably talked about.
I'm just excited for you.
I'm super excited.
That whole environment is just near and near to my heart.
Like I said, as my first job, it was, you know, even kind of my last job before, because

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I'm kind of freelancing the music thing right now, but the last, like I had to clock in
and show up on time before this job that I have here at center was another coffee shop.
So one thing that we've kind of talked about and alluded to is how we're coming for the
Kelsey Brothers spot and their lives and their notoriety and all of that good stuff.

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And just coincidentally, they had been talking about cereal on their podcast.
I don't listen to their podcast very regularly.
I catch clips on Instagram.
So they even know which one is which.
That's how out of touch I am.
I only know the name because of Taylor Swift.
Right.
Most people do.
So they have a podcast is called New Heights.

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They grew up in Cleveland Heights, Ohio.
They were brothers.
They both played at Cincinnati, I believe.
And then they both went on to play in the NFL.
This is Jason Kelsey.
He is or he was the center for the Philadelphia Eagles.

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So when you're like, I don't even know who they are.
Even outside of the podcast outside of Taylor Swift, I would have known who this was because
Philadelphia Eagles are our family team.
So I actually I caught the exact day the other day on Facebook whenever I renounced the Cowboys.
And so I have like a firm grasp of the fact that I've been cheering for the Eagles for

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this is the 11th season.
Wow.
So Jason Kelsey was a big part of winning the Super Bowl.
He has this really amazing.
I'll send it to you after this.
But he has this really amazing speech after they won the Super Bowl in Philadelphia.
They have this culture called the Mummers Parade.
It's during Thanksgiving or New Year's.

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I forget which one.
Please forgive me.
I didn't grow up there.
But basically they have like kind of like this similar thing in New Orleans where you
have like Mardi Gras and people dress up in crews and they have like it's social clubs,
you know, and they all dress up and they usually have a theme.
And most of the time it's political.
But the other thing is that they have these huge ornate, you know, purple green jester

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like costumes and fully makeup and all that stuff.
And they go down downtown Philadelphia.
We watch it every year.
It's awesome.
Do they have to grease the polls before?
Yes, they do.
So whenever they won the Super Bowl, Jason full, I mean, huge center lineman full regalia
and he's standing on the steps, the rocky steps giving the speech.

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And he goes, he's like yell crying.
As you do when you win the Super Bowl.
He's like, they counted us out.
Nobody told us we're going to be here.
You know what I have to say to them?
Fuck them.
And he starts singing the Philly chant that year was crazy.
You couldn't go anywhere without hearing no one likes us.

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No one likes us.
No one likes us.
We don't care because we're Philly fucking Philly.
No one likes us.
We don't care.
So he sang that after that speech.
It was one of the most magical moments in sports.
I'll send it to you later.
So that's Jason.
He is older.
He is now retired.
He is an analyst for ESPN.
Now, this is Travis.

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Travis is dating Taylor Swift.
He also is a multiple Super Bowl winner playing for the Kansas City Chiefs.
They have like a podcast, New Heights.
They've basically talked about they ranked their top five serials and it was like one
of those like, oh, their audience really got engaged.
And so they brought up the fact that they like to mix up serials.

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And so they came up with this mix with General Mills.
It's the Kelsey mix.
So I really was this is how crazy this was.
I literally text my sister-in-law that lives in the Philadelphia area and in the Delaware
area.
I was like, hey, if you're going grocery shopping, keep your eye out for this.
I don't know if it'll make it down to Texas because I figured it'd be regional Kansas

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City, Philadelphia type shit.
And then less than five hours later, it was in my hand.
Hell yeah.
Alley founded at HUB.
So there was like a whole end cap full of them.
So General Mills is not regional.
I just didn't know if like it was going to be like a, you know, like I said, hometown
kind of a thing.
But yeah, it looks like all of the United States is getting the Kelsey mix.

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And I actually saw before it was in our HUB a couple of days before I was looking at eBay
and $20 a box.
And I almost was like, well, $20.
That's not that bad.
And then the next day it was in like the next couple of dollars a box.
So I'm going to take this whole thing out so we can take a look at it.

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But the three cereals in the Kelsey mix are Reese's Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Lucky
Charms.
So right off hand, it doesn't sound like the flavors go together.
No, no.
I mean, you could do two, two out of the three of those and it would make sense.

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You could do Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Lucky Charms.
Yeah.
You Reese's Puff and Cinnamon Toast Crunch makes sense.
Lucky Charms and Reese's Puffs.
Not really.
A little ASMR for the cereal.
So I'm a dumb ass and forgot bowls.

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We're raw dogging it with paper towels and bare hands here.
I'm eating it off a dog food bowl.
So I bought two boxes, one for the pod and I have not really I've I've abstained so I
can give an honest and fair review.
However, Ali picked up a box from my family at the same time.
And the first thing Rhodes was like, I don't like this.

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And then they really loves it.
And then Ali, Ali really loves that she's had a few bowls of it.
So I will say that I believe it's going to be better with milk and all mixed up.
It's best straight up dog food bowl on all fours.

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So let's give this a shot.
Oh, God.
Good thing.
Good thing I work tomorrow.
All right.
I'm going to just kind of.
Yeah, I'm going to get a little piece of each.
Yeah, that's I'm just grabbing a handful and I'm going to pop it on in.
That's what she's.
Oh,
OK, I think you got a little better for you.

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Hmm.
Hmm.
I actually love that.
It's better than I expected.
Is it meat or does it look like these cinnamon toast crunch pieces are extra blasted, extra
blasted, dude?

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I've not seen cinnamon toast crunch this blasted since the late 90s, probably.
I think I've never seen it that blasted.
So for me, the flavors work really well together.
Peanut butter and cinnamon and then the marshmallows add just more of a sweetness and a texture

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to it.
And then obviously the Lucky Charms pieces are just kind of Odie so they don't have much
of a flavor to contribute.
But I think that that works really well together.
Whenever Rhodes was a kid, he were he's still a kid.
Whenever Rhodes was younger, he really loved peanut butter, honey, cinnamon on a tortilla

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roll up.
That's still from time to time.
He'll still have that.
But peanut butter and cinnamon actually work really, really well together.
And I remember I forget what it was we were talking about.
Oh, adding it to a pancake mix.
Just a little bit of peanut butter and a little bit of cinnamon to the pancake mix, more pumpkin

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spice seasoning.
If you're into, you know, duding up your pancakes or waffles a little bit more, throw in a little
pinch of cinnamon or maybe a scoop of peanut butter and just kind of blow your own mind.
This is really good.
I enjoy this.
I really want to try it with milk so I could get the full experience.
Ben and Jerry's also recently released a flavor called Marshmallow Sky.

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And this kind of reminds me of that.
It has a little bit of like that marshmallowy kind of flavor to it.
But with some other flavors mixed in.
Zero to six Kelsys.
I'll give it.
It's not fair, but I'm going to give it four and a half just because this isn't a full
experience.

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I'm sure milk would probably be a solid five.
It's better than I expected.
I didn't expect the flavors to work well together.
I thought they were going to clash more than they do, especially the peanut butter and
chocolate.
I'm going to give it five point five.
I think that I can envision the milk flavor with it and I think that it's probably going

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to be one of my favorite cereals.
In fact, I'm probably even experiment with making some mixes of my own.
Oh, have you never done that?
I have, but I was thinking about maybe.
I mean, it's a champs mix.
That's what I was thinking.
You might have to make a crazy zany like mix of our own.

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I had it.
I just lost it.
Oh, damn it.
Well, that's what happens.
Yeah, I'll write it down.
We also have, I did snag a box of that new monster mix, marshmallow mix.
If you're familiar with like chocula or blueberry or any of those flavors that come around this

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time of year more prominently.
This year they did release one that is like all of them together in some new marshmallow
shapes.
I figured since we're on the cutting edge of all things cereal and breakfast that we
probably would have to get a box of that as well.
So I did get a box of that.
We're going to probably try that a little bit closer to the Halloween holiday.

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What's your favorite of the like Count Chocula, blueberry, Frankenberry, and then there's a
new one.
I think it's Frankenberry.
I think it's Frankenberry because it reminds me of like oops, all berries.
Oh, and I'm a huge fan of the oops, all berries.
Well, they released an apple one last year.

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I did see that.
Yeah.
I got like a three pack of those.
The sampler.
Yeah.
It was, it was not my favorite.
I was expecting it to be more like Apple Jacks and it was not.
If they would have made it more like Apple Jacks with marshmallows would have been dope.
That's not what it was.

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Also since we're talking fallish treats, the thing that Ali has been jamming on is a salted
caramel apple cold brew from the Dutch brothers.
I know that's your, those are your ops, but they have a cool little caramel situation

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going on over there.
Caramel apple situation going on over there.
I'm sure that's available year round.
It's just one of those things where it's like more suggestive towards the fall time.
There's also the Lani new witches brew, which is a caramel apple.
I saw a hilarious tick tock of that.
Basically it was like one of those fit girly influencers that had driven an hour to her

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nearest Costco because she saw that they were in stock and they were up on a riser and the
manager was giving her a hard time about the fact that she didn't want to get them down.
And she's like, well, I don't know what to tell you.
I drove an hour here, so you better get somebody.
So they had to like do that whole thing at Costco where they like basically crime scene
the aisle out with like yellow tape.

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And so it was like this huge ordeal, but you know, people really freaking love that witches
brew and they'll go to great lengths to drive to get it and order it online or get somebody
to send it to them.
I didn't know it existed.
I was just like in the store buying groceries and there it is like, Oh, I bet it tastes
like caramel apple.
It could be good.
It could be gross.

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I'll try it.
It was actually pretty good.
Pretty good.
So lots of cool things going on in the breakfast and energy drink world right now.
If you're a fan of cereals, get out and get you some Kelsey mix or some of those monster
marshmallow mix and friends type situation.
Speaking of breakfast things, my friend proctor messaged me and said that there are some toast

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crunch flavored bacon.
And three people have sent me that in the past couple of days.
And he said that he blamed us for it.
Phil blames us for it too.
He's like, Oh, what the fuck?
I was like, I didn't call them.
I didn't call it.
Poor Mel.
I called her Mel.
I was like, look, you got, we, we've got this crazed cinnamon square.

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It's cannibalistic.
Oh yeah.
I wanted to show you, uh, there is the crazy cannibalistic cinnamon squares on the box
along with cartoon renditions of the Kelsey brothers.
And lucky charms guy.
Yeah.
Where's the Reese's puff?
I know, right?
Isn't it, uh, like, uh, a bird?
I don't know.
I thought it was like a cousin to the cocoa puff bird.

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I didn't know.
It's not, I don't think they even, I just imagine that it's just the panties of the
unwrapped Reese's peanut butter cup panties.
How do you eat your Reese's cup?
I like to take them off slow.
Um, okay.
So moving, moving right along, uh, we, uh, I wanted, I wanted to get back to some of

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that top five film talk, uh, cause we always have a good time, uh, cussing and discussing
movies.
Uh, and one thing that, uh, I'm going to look at it like popular action film stars.
Um, one, one, uh, name kept on popping up and I, and I realized that I had been avoiding

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talking about this person for the very specific fact that, uh, it was recently brought to
everyone's attention that he has dementia.
Um, and so, uh, we, we want to celebrate his, his career and his movies and just, uh, just,
uh, kind of talk about Bruce Willis a little bit.
So, uh, if you're unfamiliar with Bruce Willis, he has, yeah, I mean, you've probably just

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heard, yeah, uh, probably some of the greatest films and TV shows and, uh, just appearances,
uh, in different forms of media.
Um, you know, whenever in the later years, whenever they're making those expendables
films, it's like, when you think of like, let's round up the greatest action stars of

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all time.
And we've already discussed some of those people like Jean-Claude Van Damme and, um,
you know, yeah.
Uh, but he's right up there with all those guys and was involved in those films.
And, uh, he has kind of this cool, he's not as like muscular and more like an, an everyman
badass, more, you know what I mean?

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I think that's what people really related to and die hard is that the dude wasn't like
jacked like Rambo that he was like kind of balding, a little punchy.
He looked just like a normal dude.
Yeah.
But he was still able to defeat the enemy.
So picking five, Bruce, we don't have to pick five.
I just, just, it's just the name of the segment.

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And I mean, Bruno, the kid, the animated movie number one, I'm kidding.
God, I'm looking at his filmography right now and it's just like how they're so fucking
good.
Yeah.
Like he's done so many movies and so many good movies at that.

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I mean, that is subjective, I guess.
So let's talk.
So the, I find our most interesting conversations are the ones that are not the stereotypical
movies.
So I'm going to kick it off with a looper.
Have you seen the looper?
Okay.
I'm a huge Ryan Johnson fan.
So his first movie brick and I saw that I was like, holy fuck, that was so interesting

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and cool.
The way he kept the dialogue and honestly it kind of reminded me of Bob's Lermons, Romeo
and Juliet, how like they took a language, the way it was spoken from, I'm not a language
English, but they took it like a dialect and a way that the English was spoken from a different
time period and transported to a modern time.

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And that was interesting.
It was like I am a big pentameter mixed with like, uh, like the mid Atlantic.
Yeah.
Like even like the Montagues were more like a Latino gangster, almost hard hip hop esque
presentation.
What Lin-Manuel Miranda wishes he could be.

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Yeah.
But, but no, like seeing looper where they take like that fifties, like gum shoe detective
noir and putting it in like a mid two thousands high school setting with a murder mystery
that's also relatable to anyone who's like a teenager in that time period, um, was super
interesting.
So yeah, when Looper came out, I was there, saw it in the theater, um, really, really

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liked it.
I'm also a big fan of Ryan Johnson's Star Wars movie.
I know that that is, you know, a hot topic.
Um, honestly, it's my favorite of the new trilogy.
It was the only interesting one.
Uh, but yeah, Ryan Johnson, huge fan, love Looper.
Um, yeah.

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One of just, I think that's one of those movies that, uh, in the last, I guess I would say
15 years has kind of stuck with me like visually, uh, and also like storyline.
It's interesting.
Uh, I was pretty into like the concept of time travel, uh, like maybe I would say around
that same time, 15, 20 years ago, just kind of when, you know, whenever you think you're

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trying to explore all that stuff or just like how you work stuff out and like, you know,
like could you travel backwards in time if the time machine hadn't been invented or like,
are we talking about like string theory and particle displacement and like, are we talking
about, you know what I mean?
Like multi-dimensions.
So like just having a nice, very cool succinct, like, oh, they, they had this technology,

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the black, the black market took it.
There's been some sort of like, you know, kind of mafia takeover of like time travel.
And now it's like only kind of used to do like dirty work and shit like that.
So I just love that it, the second it became popular, it instantly degraded into like the
shittiest version of time travel.
Like we're not going back and being like exactly the necromancer meme.

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It's like, instead of going back to see like grandma, we're like going back and shooting
people.
Yeah, like so yeah, Luper would be my first one to throw out as far as like, I mean, obviously
die hard, obviously, but what's your favorite die hard movie?
Because I'm, I mean, the first one was classic, untouchable.
I've watched, I haven't seen any like really new ones.

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I think I saw two of the like later, like 2000s prequels, the first one.
And then the second one, I haven't seen anything else.
But yeah, do you have a favorite die hard?
Yeah, I would say probably with the vengeance.
I saw the first die hard movie on cable TV and I became obsessed.
I thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen.

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I was like seven or eight years old.
But my grandpa had die hard with a vengeance on VHS.
And that was the first like uncut die hard I saw.
Yeah.
And I remember just being like, this is insane.
Whoa.
And then I was like, I don't know if that one is still good.

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Like my memories of it were getting hazier.
I was like, it seems like maybe it was problematic.
I'm not sure.
I started questioning it, but I also hadn't watched it because I was like, I don't like
I remember it being kind of boring.
I rewatched it in like the last six months.
It's fucking great.
Yeah.
It's got like the right mix of action, the right mix of like, what the fuck?

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It touches on the right subjects and then like also Samuel L. Jackson being in it like
feels the deal.
Yeah.
And Jeremy Irons, Jeremy Irons, the bad ass too.
So the second maybe non-conventional, maybe more of our generation, not so much our parents
generation that I'd like to speak on is kill.

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Nice.
Kill the pulp fiction.
Yeah.
Pulp fiction was great.
His whole like the last story arc is just such like, I don't know.
Like to me, I found his story arc way cooler than like, cause I just never was like super

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into like the drug scene or like super into like, you know, all of that shit.
So like his like whole thing of like betting on himself and like having a tragic backstory
and like, you know, just trying to get away with one thing one time, you know, and then
somehow somebody else fucks it up for him.

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I mean that man.
So yeah.
If you've never seen pulp fiction, do you have any funny like pulp fiction stories or
memories?
Not really.
Like I remember when I first heard my parents rented it and I remember them locking themselves
in their bedroom to watch it so that I couldn't see or hear any of it.

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Cause I was like seven years old when it came out to rent.
And they're like, they just heard it was like the most like controversial movie of the time
and all this.
And so I remember them like locking themselves in their room with a VCR and watching it.
So I couldn't like intrude.
But I don't, I didn't see it.

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I was probably like 14 when I finally saw it and I'd seen Reservoir Dogs.
I thought pulp fiction was really good, but I like Reservoir Dogs more.
Oh yeah.
So, but not like pulp fiction is also one of those movies where it's like, I've seen
it so many times.
I've talked about it so much that it's also one of those things in my mind where it's

(31:40):
just like overdone.
Even though like it is a cultural phenomenon, it is a classic, it is untouchable.
It's just.
I think that he's underappreciated in that movie.
A lot of people.
I think it's, we mostly hear about John Travolta and Samuel Jackson.
I mean, that's the thing, his career is resurrected and just like the dialogue or the violence

(32:01):
or whatever the case may be.
But I think that like.
How many movies has Bruce Willis done with Samuel L. Jackson?
That's a great question.
Die Hard with the Vengeance.
We got pulp fiction.
And then the M. Night Shyamalan.
Unbreakable, which is going to be my, one of my picks.
I love Unbreakable.
Yeah.
It's a great movie.
Last thing I was going to say about Pulp Fiction is just his whole, like all of his catchphrases

(32:28):
are things that I still say to this day, like Zed's dead, baby.
Yeah.
I like just like, I know this is too much, but when she was like, when you give me order
of flesh, I was like, will you kiss it?
I love that movie.
It's so good.
Yes, it has been overdone, but I just wanted to highlight, let's celebrate Bruce Willis's

(32:49):
part because-
Yeah.
It's been so long.
I need to go back and rewatch it because it's been a while.
Yeah.
One other one, you want to talk, crazy enough, I saw this and so we haven't talked about
this on the podcast yet.
Oh yeah.
I have that on tape.

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So our podcast obviously is called Breakfast of Champions.
There is a Kurt Vonnegut book called Breakfast of Champions that they made into a film adaptation
that came out in 1999 starring Bruce Willis.
So we'd be remiss not to bring up Breakfast of Champions considering there's a whole
goddamn book and movie with our podcast title.

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I was thinking about the book in that moment in the walk-in while looking at the pancake
batter.
Yeah.
But yes.
Actually, who directed that?
Because I feel like it was somebody interesting that directed Breakfast of Champions.
Let me look for you.
Let's see.
Yeah, because I remember when I got the tape, I was like, wait.

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Alan Rudolph.
Maybe it isn't somebody.
Another one that I think is as far as action is concerned that we don't talk about enough
just to break off that pulp fiction but stay in the Quentin Tarantino universe is his small

(34:17):
parts in both of the greenhouse Lieutenant Mulderoon or whatever.
I need to revisit that one too because...
Death Proof is one of my favorite movies of all time.
So straight up and down, if you had to, if like gun to a head, name your top 10 favorite
movies, Death Proof would be in my top 10 favorite movies.

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And it's part of the second part of the movie.
And what's funny is, so I went to the midnight showing of that when it came out, like bought
my tickets like a month in advance.
I was so excited.
Love Robert Rodriguez.
Watched it.
And I thought Planet Terror was the superior.
I was also like 18 or 19 when it came out.

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And I remember watching Death Proof like a few years later, I'm like, oh man, I was fucking
stupid.
This movie is incredible.
It's probably been 10 years since I've seen either one of them.
So I need to go back and rewatch.
I mean, obviously the foot finish shit in that movie is kind of over the top, but the
music of the movie, the fact that it was set in and shot in and around Austin, the crazy

(35:26):
over the top, ridiculous car chase scene at the end, just a lot of everything.
But I just thought that, again, having the Bruce Willis discussion and we're talking
about Pulp Fiction already, might as well bring up the fact that he was also in Death
Proof and Planet Terror.

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Anything else you can think of?
And there's a lot of, I mean, obviously we could spend an entire hour talking about Bruce
Willis, the remake of Death Wish.
Yeah.
Have you seen that?
No.
I haven't seen the original.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Eli Roth directed some.

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I know there's a few that I saw on here.
Moonrise Kingdom.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously it's not an action, but you can see his versatility.
So one thing that kind of, like we were saying, some of the later films that he was in, obviously
there were some of his decline that was kind of maybe captured.

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And so I think the razzies were kind of getting onto him kind of towards the end of his career,
not knowing what was happening.
I read a book recently by Ed Zwick and he, I'm trying to think, movies like he was well
known for directed.

(36:56):
I know he did Legend of the Falls.
And he did a bunch of stuff, but one of the movies he did was The Siege.
And he was talking about how like, I think it was somebody else who's supposed to play
Bruce Willis' character or something.

(37:17):
And Bruce Willis like flew in and basically like gives a terrible performance in the film.
And he was like kind of irritable, kind of like checked out.
And he's like looking back, those were all signs of like early onset dementia.
Like the way that he acted and presented himself.
And he's like, it was like really a bummer when he looked back at it.

(37:43):
He did My So-Called Life, did Shakespeare in Love.
So he also directed I Am Sam.
The Last Samurai.
Oh shoot.
Yeah.
His book is really good.
If you're into movie stuff, his book is real good.
But yeah, I wanted to bring that up because he mentions it like how like, yeah, if I would

(38:06):
have known, like I would have.
I guess if anybody would have known.
If you've never seen Unbreakable, that is such a cool movie.
Samuel L. Jackson has Osteogenesis Imperfecta, which is a brittle bone disease.
That movie is near and dear to my heart because my mom has osteogenesis imperfecta.

(38:26):
My mom has basically broken every bone in her body and still to this day has really
super brittle bones and is constantly dealing with stuff like that.
So to see that affliction on screen and then see that person wanting to be a superhero
and just like, just, I mean, it was like written kind of just for me.

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Yeah, for sure.
So yeah, very cool movies that Bruce Willis has done.
Obviously Six Sons, Die Hard, movies that are talked about all the time.
The Jackal, 12 Monkeys.
The fifth element.
Yeah, fifth element.
I mean, come on.
Armageddon.

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Criterion collection version of Armageddon on DVD.
Yeah, that's a great one.
That is- Do you have some butt head?
No.
Do an hierarchical?
I have breath, do you have breath?
So let's, you want to move on?
Thank you, Bruce Willis.
Appreciate you for all your work.

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Let's see here.
So as we were walking in, Contenders series was wrapping up.
I think we should probably allow you to kind of catch up a little bit before we, I don't
want to spoil too much.
There was two things I want, I always say two things.
Two things.
The one that I saw tonight that was really awesome was the last gentleman who was a heavyweight

(39:54):
from Ukraine.
He was an underdog going into the fight.
I've already told you, you already know.
He won tonight and had a really emotional post-fight speech, made his interpreter cry,
made Laura Senko cry, basically dedicated his fight to a former kickboxing friend and
teammate who lost his life in the war in Ukraine.

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So while we love the UFC and all that bread and circuses, there are real things going
on out there obviously.
And that's way more important than anything that we have to talk about.
Blessings to him and his family.
He got a, he's obviously going to get a contract.
So his life's going to change tonight.
And obviously that's going to better some of the lives of his family members of the

(40:39):
Ukraine.
So big ups to him.
So you know us.
We're big on the drama and we're big on like the fun, not fighting part of fighting,
I guess.
And so this week, this past couple of days, because I was, I was trying to get more information
on Khalil Rowntree because it's been kind of my mission to see if he would do like a

(41:01):
quick call in with us after his fight that he's got coming up in a couple of weeks.
And I saw this really interesting like rabbit hole of the internet where there's a lot
of whenever we were talking about Yuri Prochaska and Alex Pereira fighting and he brought up

(41:22):
the whole black magic thing and the fact that he brought up shamans.
I think that that was the first time that I ever put some of my interests together.
Like I am super into like conspiracy theories and like all of that stuff like that.
And I'm also super into MMA and in for some reason, those two things just never like scissored

(41:45):
each other.
But time to duck.
There's just so many things now that I just started looking into it that just really have
kind of like thrown this like new avenue of like, let's talk about what these fighters
are actually doing and believing in because we kind of poked fun a little bit.

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And we also talked about how the fact that Alex Pereira is like a indigenous person from
Brazil.
So obviously shamanism is integrated into his life because that's where he's from.
However, in doing a little bit of research and trying to find a little bit more about
Kalil Roundtree, it's become and this, hey, I mean, this might preclude us from ever talking

(42:29):
to him or maybe some of these people because maybe this isn't something that they want
to be want to have brought up.
But it appears that there are several people in the UFC and several of them that are in
the upper echelons of the UFC that are dabbling in shall we say occultic practices, maybe?

(42:54):
Spiritual practices.
So I sent you the notes.
You know that I sent you the notes.
I went back and I added this YouTube video strictly for the fact because I want you to
look at the date that this was published.
Seven hours ago.

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So this was after I made the notes for this podcast.
This video was published.
The title of this video is the cult that captured Kalil Roundtree and Dominic Cruz.
So I already had on these notes here, Choice Life Center in Las Vegas, aka LifeSpring,

(43:37):
because just on my cursory dig into this, this Choice Life Center right here is definitely
like a cousin or like a hybridization of like Scientology mid-level marketing leveling up.
So there are three fighters that, no, I'm sorry, there are actually four or five fighters

(44:06):
that Choice Life Center has brought into their fold, has used for marketing purposes, and
has also like made themselves known via social media that they have associations.
So the lady that started Choice Life Center is this lady named Robin Williams, of all

(44:27):
names.
Interesting.
Yeah.
She, not that long ago, I would say less than a year and a half ago, posted on Instagram
a picture of Kalil Roundtree and said basically like, he is apparently level like 160 something
or 150 something in this whole echelon of self-help or whatever.

(44:52):
It's just like Freemasonry.
Kind of, yeah.
It's kind of like that.
So this lady, Robin Williams, is she on her own Instagram page, is self-described as the
founder and chief vision officer for Choice Center.
Choice Center is, they describe themselves as an emotional intelligence, life leadership,

(45:17):
and mastery training led and coached in experiential models.
Anyway, if you take a look at her Instagram and scroll down a little bit, she has posted
several pictures with several people that are in the UFC and has made kind of their

(45:40):
levels known publicly on these posts.
Jeremy Stevens is one, Dominic Cruz is another, Kalil Roundtree is one, and there are a few
female fighters as well.
So a lot of these fighters train and live and fight out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
So it wouldn't be super crazy to have the crossover of the fact that the Center is in

(46:05):
Las Vegas, Nevada and that there are several people that go to this Choice Life Center.
The creepy thing, the weird thing, you have to bring people with you to progress in the
levels.
You have to bring three to five people with you to kind of, I guess, get higher and higher

(46:27):
in this thing.
So the story goes that Kalil Roundtree was training with Sean Strickland at Sean Strickland's
gym and we all know Sean Strickland, obviously.
But yeah, he was training there and there were some guys that Kalil was trying to convince

(46:48):
to come to the Choice Life Center as part of his recruitment.
And they were telling Sean that they didn't really want to go with him.
And so in the middle of training, Kalil and a couple of other people from the Choice Center
pull up in cars and grab two or three of these people that they're training with, drag them
out of training and take them to the Choice Life Center.

(47:11):
Against their will.
Against their will.
They abducted them.
Basically so.
They abducted, kidnapped, transported, whatever you, however you want to call it.
That sounds like a lot of illegal shit.
Yeah.
So I also just pull in this up real quick.
If you take a look at Choice Life Center's actual website itself, you can't find very

(47:37):
much information as far as like who's actually running it, what it's like.
It's a ghost of Robin Williams inside of a sack you lady bag.
Choice Life Center.
I don't know what Robin Williams looks like.
That's offensive.
I apologize.
Obviously calling something saggy.

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It's choicecenter.com.
So, sorry.
I love a good cult.
Yeah.
So this is definitely kind of along those lines of like, so there, elevate your life
and accelerate your results.
Choice Center Leadership University.
It says successful people, Olympians and athletes all have one thing in common.

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They desire to elevate their life and accelerate the results immediately.
There are teen workshops here.
And so just taking a quick look, I just clicked this link right here.
This teen workshop, which is three days long, is $644.

(48:46):
So they're obviously charging for something.
Let's see, social media workshop.
Let's see how much this costs.
$99 for a virtual workshop for two hours.
The master's $43.
I don't know what this is.
$595.

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So they're holding these trainings for who knows what.
The next discovery begins in two days and some hours.
We should sign up.
I was thinking the same thing.
I was thinking what if you and I went on this journey of infiltrating Choice Life Center
and maybe even the Freemasons.
Let's go.

(49:27):
Next, the International Order of Oddfellows.
Yeah.
So about us, frequently asked questions, nothing there.
Elevate your life and accelerate your results.
No.
We are a Howe creation of bringing you a completed website.
Stay tuned.

(49:49):
Contact us.
I mean, obviously you can contact them, but there was a couple of things that like they're
just straight up about us.
There's some dead links here like about our team.
Nothing.
No.
Stay tuned.
So there's just been a few things that kind of were like creepy to me as far as like you're
charging people thousands of dollars to attend these leadership conferences.

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You're asking them to bring three and five people with you so that way you can progress
in these levels and you can't attain these levels unless you continually pay and show
up and join and bring more people with you.
It's just this kind of odd weird thing that I found out and saw.

(50:36):
That's kind of why that video is titled the way that it was because it seems like there's
some definite culty behavior here.
I looked it up on Reddit.
Oh yeah.
It's obviously the first place I went.
Somebody says smells like Scientology.
Definitely a pyramid skiing cult.

(50:56):
Just go to therapy.
Somebody else said, I think you could probably do better with an audible membership and a
bunch of self-help books.
Yeah.
I lost a friend to this cult pre-COVID and for three years straight she spoke in a programmed
way.
Yeah, no, that's crazy.
Oh, got somebody who participated in three programs.

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Okay.
Yeah.
There was one other place I wanted to pull up while you're over there, Choice Center
and Loss.
So they are on Yelp actually.
Oh, what are those Yelp reviews look like?

(51:44):
They're all trying to bring three to five more reviews with them.
So that's obviously hilarious.
That's crazy.
It's on Yelp.
This is from July 19th of 2023.
I attended a few years ago and I agree with all the negative reviews.
Mid-level management scheme that leverages psychological weaknesses.

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You are probably reading this because someone you know or love is trying to get you to go.
Recruitment is not optional when you join.
You will be expected to spend days of your workshop promoting their businesses to others.
Some good things come out of this, but are often overshadowed by the bad.
The owner is all about the money.
The coaches are all previous recruits that are often doing this for free.

(52:29):
It's quite something.
I would recommend that you keep your money and do some one-on-one therapy online if you
think you need that.
The positive reviews are most likely forced reviews during the workshop, as you can probably
tell by the tone of the positive reviews.
I would also like to describe this as very cult-like.
Read the reviews inside the link at the bottom of the not recommended.
There are 32 bad reviews and you can see why the owner and management are desperately trying

(52:52):
to keep these bad reviews outside of the public light based on the ones that don't meet Yelp
guidelines.
They included a screenshot of these quote unquote not.
These are 13 reviews that were removed for violating Yelp's terms of service, but clearly
the owner is trying to scrub some reviews off of this.

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But the very first one on Yelp that you can pull up for yourself very succinctly says
that they believe.
The reason that I brought up LifeSpring is because that has already been researched and
identified as one of those cult-y things.
This has a lot of roots to that already.

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I just thought it was the icky part of the UFC and MMA.
Another interesting person slash thing that I want to bring up is Alex Pereira.
For all of his quote unquote shamanism and the things that he believes in, his coach's
name is Planeo Cruz.

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Planeo Cruz owns gyms and is also involved in training other fighters, but his main fighter
is Alex Pereira.
I just wanted to show you a couple of pictures.
First, his gym logo.
Oh yeah, I've seen that before.

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That's obviously the square and compass of the Masons.
He has turned his gym logo into that with the black belts being the square compass.
That's on his own personal Instagram.
As I started going back and going a little bit deeper, I realized almost every single
time that he poses in front of something that he considers sacred or that he's trying to

(54:44):
show off or even whenever he's in the company of others, he is definitely doing the covering
of the left hand in almost every single photo.
Here he is actually getting a Samoan ritual tattoo even though he himself is not Samoan.
Appropriation.
I thought this was quite funny, standing in front of Christ the Redeemer in a fatality

(55:09):
shirt.
Obviously the man is...
I've seen him...
Let me show you one other picture that every single time he poses, usually with someone
that he considers a friend, he's covering the one arm.

(55:30):
He's standing inside of the great...
So here he is in front of a Buddha statue covering the left hand once again.
He actually went to the grand lodge of the Swedish right Masonic lodge.

(55:51):
I think it's what it's called.
So there's no doubt that this gentleman obviously is a brother to the Freemasonry.
In an interview, he basically was trying to describe Alex Pereira's relationship with
God during this whole situation where Yuri Prohaska was calling him out for black magic

(56:15):
and shamanism.
And he was saying, it doesn't matter what you call the God, you can call him Allah,
you can call him Yeshua, you can call him the son.
He was like, it's all one thing, which is very Freemasonry.
All gods lead to the one great architect or creator or whatever it is.

(56:37):
So this whole thing about Alex Pereira being a shaman or using black magic shamanism, while
that may be the case, he definitely has someone that is a Freemason handler, I guess you could
say.
So the other and the last one before we wrap up on this situation is there's another gentleman

(56:57):
who I thought was interesting.
His name is Bear DeGrigio.
I don't know if that means anything to you, Bear DeGrigio.
Apparently he was huge in the paintball world.

(57:18):
So he basically was huge in the paintball world and he made his way into social media
and entrepreneurship and marketing and so he helps run the Jackson podcast, which is
an MMA podcast with Rampage Jackson.

(57:39):
It is in collaboration with the jewelry company Jackson, which is like J-A-X-X-O-N, which
is kind of popular with younger people.
But he also has this new line of clothing and it is called the Santo Studios, like Saint
Studios.

(58:01):
And the very first launch of this Santo Studio, here I'm just going to quickly show you.
So this is what I was trying to get at right here.
This is Alex Pereira's coach.
I'm going to go for it a little bit because he's actually sitting in the high chair at
the Grand Lodge of Ireland, which is like the lodge of all lodges.

(58:27):
What an honor.
Checkered floor, obviously.
So yeah, the gentleman is not hiding his affiliations at all and is kind of guiding Alex Pereira's
career and so there's that whole like...
To be one, ask one.
That's right.
That's right.
The other guy that I was telling you about, his name is...

(58:48):
What did I say his name was?
Beyer de Grigio.
So what's going on with him is they're basically kind of saying that he's kind of helping...
He helped get some of these guys involved in their monster deals and obviously we all
know like Monsters of the Devil and you have to do weird stuff with different people to

(59:11):
be in that camp or whatever, but also he is kind of like handling like the Jackson people
and the Santo brand.
Now you would think like they have like all these people that are doing like modeling
for them.
You would think that they would have one single YouTube video that like shows off the brand

(59:36):
or like the people that they have.
They don't have anything except for YouTube shorts, but what I was noticing is if you
take a look at the YouTube shorts, Luke Rock holds an MMA fighter.
Callum Walsh just fought this past Saturday.
He's a boxer.
Cheeto Vera, MMA fighter.
There's just so many of these like combat sports fighters that are modeling for his

(59:59):
like brand or whatever and the very first launch is all like black and white stuff and
also that same like checkerboard pattern and so he's like he's kind of given that whole
winky wink.
If you take a look at his logo on the Santo Studio, it is kind of a morphed version of

(01:00:22):
a cross.
Obviously they're playing with S on the name or whatever, but you could also say like that's
like a snake on the cross or whatever.
Some of these, here we go, the Santo Studio mat collection.
Every single piece is black and white and most of them, let's see if I can see the

(01:00:46):
back.
There's the checkerboard pattern and also they also say with love and light, which is
like if you know anything about Lucifer, yeah.
So I personally have no dog in the fight here.
I'm not a Mason.
I'm not any sort of Christian.
I'm not any sort of anything, but I think it's crazy that like if you take a look at

(01:01:11):
– so one thing that we always kind of look at is if you go to the UFC and you take a
look at this upcoming fight that we have coming up with Alex Pereira and Khalil Roundtree,
like we always do, we pull it up here, but if you expand it out, some of these tattoos
this gentleman has are just so contradictory.

(01:01:34):
He's got a Philippians Bible verse right here on his shoulder, but he also has a caricature
of Alastair Crowley right here.
And then he's –
Shucks up.
I had a guy who used to own a tattoo shop here in Fort Worth and he was super into like

(01:01:57):
subliminal messages and I'm trying to think of the word for it.
Sigils?
Not even sigils, but what is the word for it?
So like here's one.
It is, I remember because there was a Jack in the Box across from the tattoo shop and
it was their old logo and he goes, hey, look, you see that logo?

(01:02:22):
There's hidden messages in there that are basically speaking to people subliminally,
he's like the O and the X in the box.
Form the fish?
It forms the Jesus fish, which is also the Othala room from the Elder of Futhark.
And basically it was like he broke it down in all these different ways and all this stuff

(01:02:47):
because basically it boils down to sex and sex sells and how all these different companies
are using these subliminal messages to market to you.
So a lot of times when I see certain brands doing things, I'm like, okay, do they actually

(01:03:09):
have any weird religious ties or are they just taking a note from their book to help
market their thing?
I agree with you there, but I think that the UFC is kind of like the wild, wild west when
it comes to every single fighter being their own person because you still have the religious

(01:03:30):
people that are able to say the exact same thing about every single time they're on
screen Christ is their savior and all that stuff.
So I think that it's not necessarily the brand.
I think it's each individual fighter and then those management teams that kind of have more
than one fighter and then maybe there's kind of like you're saying like, oh, let's raise

(01:03:51):
some eyebrows with some subliminals or some occultic imagery so that away like we can
obviously plausible deniability.
Like it's just a design, it's just colors, it's just, I'm just standing that way.
I'm just covering one eye.
But like at the end of the day, they're trying to like poke and prod the bear a little bit.
Everybody's doing that pop musicians or Beyonce.

(01:04:13):
One of our, one of my favorite fighters, Sean O'Malley, Sugar Show currently going through
a really rough bout of CTE saying he won rounds one, three and five of the fight that we watched.
Not the one I watched.
Yeah.

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So one of his tattoos that I saw that was really broken down for me was this one right
here, it's the serpent coming out of the water and in particular, this being a cobra and
these being lotus flowers.
And so what it kind of all kind of breaks down back down to what we're saying as far

(01:04:57):
as like it doesn't really matter like where these kind of cults are like pulling from
whatever, it's all just like ripping off like ancient Egyptian sort of mythology.
And so this is meant to represent like Isis and Osiris and then you have the owl of Moloch
right across the chest.

(01:05:18):
So he's definitely not only, that's just one of the more blatant examples.
But like I said, if you take a look at several of the UFC fighters, they have interesting
tattoos that you can kind of like break down.
And so I mean, obviously that's, that's Crowley right there.

(01:05:40):
And then you've got some Buddhist stuff here.
You've got the Cairo for the Christ and the Philippians 420.
And so it's just like very interesting to see that all of these people are like mixing
and dabbling and like then it just like one last story that before we leave this whole
like craziness of like what people believe in the UFC and the spiritual warfare.

(01:06:06):
I don't know if you're familiar with Bryce Mitchell.
Do you know who that is?
Okay.
So Bryce Mitchell is kind of one of those like Colby Covington, Sean Strickland, kind
of hillbilly kind of white boy characters and the UFC.
But he has a very, very interesting story that I've heard him tell several times that
he's never really changed up.

(01:06:27):
And so basically he's a very outspoken Christian in the UFC and has been for the past, I would
say three or four years.
But the reason he is so is because he had what he describes as a supernatural experience.
So the story goes that Bryce Mitchell was raised in and around Christianity, but never

(01:06:49):
really like made a decision for himself or like had a like realization that he was like
a believer or anything.
He just was like kind of living his life and not really thinking about it.
When he was like, he says around 23 right before his fight with Edson Barbosa, he was
dating a girl that he says was actually a practicing witch, was definitely involved

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in like casting spells and like that whole thing.
And so he just knew that the relationship was not going to work out.
And so they had basically broken up and he had some other things and the whole final
meeting was basically just going to be exchanging items.
So she's on her way over.
He packs all her shit up and says, I'll meet you at the gate.

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You don't have to come in.
I'll just pass you your stuff over.
And for some reason she convinces him that she needs to come in.
And so he invites a practicing witch into his compound after he has broken up with her
and almost immediately she turns on him and these tomato plants that he had worked really

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hard on, she just completely destroyed them.
Like they were like all of his hard work, she destroyed them and basically started getting
really violent and started like kind of going crazy.
And so he was like, what the hell are you doing?
And she said, we're not doing anything.
And he was like, the second that she said, we are not doing anything, he was like the

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hair stood up on the back of my neck.
And I started realizing that she was like looking at the wall and not me and kind of
like talking in a different language and basically speaking gibberish and kind of going crazy
or whatever.
Sorry, I'm going to take a sip of water.
That sounds like some wild shit.

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So he said like everything in him at that point basically kicked in like training from
what he's heard his grandma saying and different things that he had learned about in the past.
And he immediately called upon the name of Jesus.
He was like, in the name of Jesus, anything evil needs to leave my house immediately.
And she basically came up to him and cursed him one last time and basically said, you're

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going to have three kids, they're all going to die.
You're never going to win another fight in the UFC.
You're going to lose all of your sponsors and your life's basically going to be hell.
And then like tried to do this like four-point pressure touch on him.
And he says in his story is like he immediately knew that Jesus had saved him because he had

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cast that demon out of his house and she was leaving or whatever.
And that he felt like at that point he was already protected by Jesus so that curse didn't
affect him or whatever.
And he was like, you'll do nothing by the name of Jesus, get the hell out and she left.
And so ever since then, he has been a very devout Christian and it's kind of like turned
his life around and he's married.
He has a kid.

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He's not lost every fight, not lost every sponsor or whatever, but just kind of one
of those things where like you hear about stuff like that, especially around here as
far as like demonic possession or like just the fact of, you have people that call upon
the name of Jesus and the power in the name of Jesus and all that stuff along the same

(01:10:17):
lines as all the other crazy stuff that's going on.
Sorry, I keep on verbing.
I'm a gassy gal.
I 100% believe all of it.
I totally buy into that stuff.
Yeah.
So fun stuff to talk about that is not actual fighting.

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Maybe we'll get into a series where we break down maybe some fighters tattoos or maybe
we'll pick a card just based upon their affiliations to masonry or not.
Oh, one more I did see.
The jacket that Dracus Du Plessis wore to fight Israel Adesanya was blue and gold, which
is the same colors that the masons use, but also on the collars and on the inside there

(01:11:05):
was definitely pyramids and also Alex Pereira's shorts, the last fight that he fought.
His handler obviously had a say in his shorts because just taking a quick look, you'll
see obviously he's got the three pyramids there and the one above the crotch has kind

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of like an eye and the pyramid.
So you've got kind of-
One eye on the one eye.
Now we're kind of like breaking down tattoos and shorts and color schemes.
That wasn't an eye, that was just the Taco Bell bell with mass.
Right.
Just fun, interesting things because like we said, Yuri obviously seemed shook whenever

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he came into that fight and even after Alex Pereira knocked him out, he kind of looked
at him and he fell back down again almost like a metaphysical death push almost.
And so is there more going on behind the scenes that we don't know about?
Totally.
And see, this is the thing that I'd love to ask Khalil Rountree about.

(01:12:12):
Obviously he's not going to answer any questions about free masonry, but I'd love to pick
his brain about choice life center and see if he really thinks that he's probably going
to recruit me.
Yeah, if you just go join him, he'll be on the podcast for five minutes.
That's it.
But he won't answer any questions about it.
He just has to recruit you.
Man.
So-
Let's do it.

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I'm in.
Let's do it.
I've got, yeah, no, I'm not going to give any.
I was going to say something probably out of pocket, so I'll stop.
Say something out of pocket.
No, I'm good.
So back to our regularly scheduled program.
Since there were no fights on Saturday, there's obviously nothing really to talk about or
discuss as far as that's concerned, but we do have a fight this coming Saturday.

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It is a UFC fight night.
That was cool sound my shoe made.
It is a non-pay-per-view event.
So if you have ESPN or ESPN+, you can watch for free.
I think even if you have Hulu or Disney+, you can watch this because it's all tied.

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I watch contenders on the Hulu and most stuff you can watch on the Hulu, you can also watch
on Disney+.
Well, there you go.
So there's just no reason for you to not catch fights like these.
So we were just talking about, it's funny.
I was like, okay, next topic.
And then the first thing I see is-

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The tattoo.
I saw that too.
So I'm like, now I'm just going to be plagued by the occult meaning behind everything in
the UFC.
Oh, Alex Pereira, remember when he saved the UFC?
It was UFC 3033.
And then he got his bonus that night, which was $303,000.

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So another 33.
Threes rule everything around me.
Yeah.
369, Tesla baby.
But also for real, my birthday is all threes.
Oh damn.
39.
Lucky you.
What's three, three times?
Oh, it's nine.
See I have a weird birthday that I've been trying to break down numerically, but it's

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like 1223.
So it was like one plus two plus two plus three, and then divide that down and like
break it down.
I don't even know.
1393, love is the law.
You're casting spells on here.
See that's the other thing is we were in unspell and that's part of the reason that we started
unspell is because of my obsession with like the fact that like all love language is basically

(01:14:53):
casting spells on people and trying to get them to like see things your way or understand
you or the fact that we're basically making guttural sounds and we understand each other
and can contract commerce.
And you're listening to us make these guttural sounds and you're understanding.
So UFC Fight Night, Saturday, September 28th.
It is an early one.

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It is going to happen at two o'clock central time because they're fighting in Paris, France.
Isn't that crazy?
The UFC is going all the way to Paris.
So we always go down to the bottom of the card and start from there.
We've got a lightweight bout between Bullijoy Oke and Chris Duncan.

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They are both 5'10".
They're probably going to have to weigh.
So lightweight is 175.
So nobody's going to have to cut crazy weight.
Similar in status.
Now I just want to zoom in on tattoos.
So this gentleman here has a beautiful addiction tattoo with a heart and it looks like angel
wings.

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I don't see anything.
I've got a mandala here.
A mandala going into a very spooky looking cross.
And then it looks like maybe Koi and Lotus over here.
So nothing overtly crazy.
Let's see his gentleman over here.
We've got, it looks like the line of Judah.

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So clearly this gentleman here is a Christian.
Who you got?
Bullijoy Oke versus Chris Duncan.
Belgium and Scotland.
There's going to be a lot of foreigners because it's over there in Paris.
I don't know.

(01:16:42):
I think I'm going to go with Bullijoy because- See is this MK Ultra programming though?
The bleach blonde here is usually a signal that they've been reprogrammed.
So that means he's going to win.
Okay.
Bullijoy Oke.
Next fight we've got a women's bantam weight belt between Nora.
It looks like Cornhole.

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Cornhole.
Cornhole.
Obviously she's French, but it looks like Cornhole.
Nora Cornhole versus Jacqueline Cavacanti.
We've got very similar records.
Jacqueline has one inch height advantage.
Bantam weight.
So she's going to have to cut a little bit of weight to get down.

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Oh, tattoos.
We've got, that looks kind of like crystal girly tattoo.
Like charger crystals in the moon, dream catcher type stuff.
I've got three crystals in my asshole right now.
Oh God.
They're charging.
All right.

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So we've got these Polynesian style leg tattoo with, it looks like a leopard or some sort.
Yeah, she looks like she just has traditional Polynesian Samoan type tattoos.
So nothing super occulty there.
I was wondering why Dwayne the Rock Johnson was fighting.

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I'm going to go with Jacqueline Cavacanti because Nora Canole just sounds like Canole.
Cornhole.
Cornhole.
Cornhole makes his appearance for a second time.
All right.
Where's the TP?
Need it for my bunghole.
We've got a flyweight belt, flyweight bout between Daniel Barres and Victor Altamirano.

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These gentlemen are very similar.
Again, we've got 16 and six versus 12 and four.
They're both coming off a loss.
They're both Hispanic, one's from Spain, one's from Mexico.
They're both super short.
They're both super skinny.
We know this is probably going to go to a decision because we just saw several of them.
I'm going to go with my countrymen because this gentleman right here from Spain has some

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sort of runes.
I'm not runes, but some sort of Yiddish maybe.
Then I like that he's got- Dom.
It just says Dom above his PP.
I mean, that's what that says, right?
Or does it say Danny?
Yeah, I don't know.
It says Dom.

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It says Dong.
Oh, his name's Daniel.
So he's got his own- I never want to forget my name, so I'm going to get it in script.
Yeah, I got to go with my countrymen.
Victor Altamirano, you better be- The tattoo across the chest, what?
It's like ancient Sumerian or something.
That's what I mean.
I've never seen that.

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It's not, yeah.
I don't get it.
We'll have to Google image reverse it or something.
Daniel, what's his name?
Daniel Barres.
B-A-R-E-Z.
I'll leave that up for you.
All right.
The next one, we've got a women's bantamweight belt between Daria Zhelezhenkova and Eileen
Perez.
Obviously, we've got Russia versus Argentina.

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Daria is nine and one.
Eileen is 10 and two, very similar records.
Both of them coming off a win.
Yeah.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Both of them coming off a win.
However, Daria is four inches taller.
That's quite a bit.
What's her reach?
We don't have those measurements yet.
Zero inches.
She actually doesn't have arms or legs.
She has no arms or no legs, just torso.
Lieutenant Dan with no arms.

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Obviously, no tattoos on Daria.
Eileen has what looks like a sugar skull on top of a rose, some butterflies, some
tattoos, some butterflies.
Maybe that's more Monarch MK Ultra programming.
We'll never know.

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Is her hair bleached?
She's got bleached streaks.
I'm going to go with Daria Zhelezhenkova.
I don't know much about her, but she's taller and she's Russian.
She's got arms.
No, she doesn't have arms or legs.
I haven't been able to find anything.

(01:21:09):
You're just looking at hot dudes on the internet right now.
Hot, scantily clad dudes.
Next up, we've got Bantamweight between Taylor Lippeles and Vince Morales.
Vince Morales looks like he is coming to us from either another promotion or maybe just
making his debut in general.
Taylor has much more experience.

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He's got 20 wins, four losses, whereas Vince has only got 11 wins and seven losses.
Taylor is also from France, so he'll be fighting in front of a home-down crowd, whereas Vince
is going to have to fly across the Atlantic to fight.
I'm going to go Taylor on this one.
Also goes against our rules.
Yeah.
We can't Vince.
Oh, what happened there?

(01:21:52):
Oh, no?
Maybe we just have this one.
Looks like another owl of Moloch.
Let's see what we got over here.
Taylor.
Oh, he's...
Oh.
Looks like he's got an angel, guardian angel.
All right.
All right.
We're going to go with the Lord on this one, Taylor.

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Next up, we've got a lightweight belt between Ludovic Klein and Roosevelt Roberts.
Ludovic Klein is 22 and four, Roosevelt Roberts is 12 and five.
Ludovic is from Slovakia.
That's a big height difference.
Huge height differential.
That's going to be like, what's his face, little guy from Tinder.

(01:22:41):
Yeah, Tory Finney.
Yeah.
Ludovic Klein is only standing at five, seven, and his opponent is at six, two, and neither
of them are going to cut any weight.
This gentleman right over here also has a just...
Actually only a half inch reach advantage, so just the height.
They both got long ass arms.
Again, though, you've got someone that's coming from Slovakia and then someone that's got

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to fly over from the United States.
Oh, look at this line right here.
That's a huge line right there.
Yeah.
So apparently we're saying, let's see, that means you have to put up $1,050 to win $100

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on that guy.
So that means that's how big he's supposed to win.
If you put up $100 on him, you'd win $775.
So I think let's go with Roosevelt Roberts and try to win some money on that underdog
because he's taller.
That's what, seven inches?
Yeah.

(01:23:46):
Yeah.
Because all I'm seeing is a good knee right up the middle.
Just five, seven.
Come on Roosevelt.
Yeah, let's cash on Roosevelt Roberts.
He's the big underdog, so we might as well just go for it on that one.
Light heavyweight bout between Umar Tsai and Dawun Jung.

(01:24:11):
My man Umar is undefeated and he's from France.
Yeah.
Oh, look at that reach.
He's got a five and a half arm reach advantage and a four inch leg reach as well.
I don't see him losing his O to this gentleman here.

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Whoa, Dawun is six foot four.
They both are.
I know, but Dawun is six foot four.
Wow.
Do you think he got one of those surgeries to extend his shins?
He definitely didn't get him shot off in the big one.
That's for sure.

(01:24:52):
I'm just not seeing Umar Tsai losing this one.
Yeah, no.
All right, in the feature bout of the prelims, we've got Ayon Kutulaba versus Ivan Urslan.
Oh, my bad.
Just quickly, Dawun Jung has no tattoos, Umar Tsai has no tattoos, so they both are pure

(01:25:14):
of heart.
No black magic.
Although Umar's, nah, he's from France, so no real black magic going on there.
Ayon Kutulaba versus Ivan Urslan, I've heard the Kutulaba name, but I couldn't tell you
if I remember seeing him fight.
Ivan Urslan does not have a picture and he also doesn't have a record.

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Obviously, this is his debut, so we have no information on this gentleman.
No reach, no leg reach.
We just have as high as weight, no record, nothing.
But it's a pick them unless we just have no way to like...
I'm going Moldova.
Yeah, let's go.

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Ayon Kutulaba.
All right, go into the main event.
We've got a lightweight belt between Fariz Ziam and Matt Frivola.
I've seen Matt Frivola fight several times.
Fariz Ziam, not so much, but he does have a height advantage.
He does have a reach advantage and a leg reach advantage.

(01:26:19):
Frivola is coming off loss, so he might be motivated to get back in the win column.
However, France fighting in France coming off a win, taller, longer.
He's also had more fights.
So Fariz Ziam, oh, tattoos.

(01:26:40):
Foot tattoo, what do we got down here?
Strong.
Looks like some numbers.
Yeah, 257 something.
I don't know what that is.
Looks like you got some inner arm ones.
Some writing and shit.
Be proud of your tattoos, Matt Frivola.
Put them in places where people can see.

(01:27:02):
I'm just kidding.
I don't care.
I'm going to go with Fariz Ziam.
Yeah, me too.
All right, then we've got Morgan Cherrier and Gabriel Miranda.
Morgan Cherrier has this cool XXX tentacion trippy red type red hair style going on here.

(01:27:23):
Oh, look at how many losses he has.
Wow.
Double digits loss column is never good.
That means you're a kind of a journeyman.
He's also had 30 fights.
Yeah.
Is that some CT?
Probably.
Yeah.
I'm going to go with Gabriel Miranda.
This guy looks fit.

(01:27:43):
Hold on.
Check out the tattoos.
I keep one.
Oh, there's a pentagram.
They've got nothing crazy.
What does this guy got?
Some traditional sailor Jerry type shit on his leg.
Oh, that looks like a samurai.

(01:28:06):
Samurai.
Okay.
That's kind of noble.
I'm still going Gabriel Miranda.
Yeah.
Okay.
We've got a few more, then we'll wrap up.
Kevin Giuse versus Brian Battle.
Kevin Giuse is 10 and 2.
Brian Battle is 11 and 2.

(01:28:27):
Very comparable in height and reach and leg reach.
Looks like Brian Battle is going to be a slight favorite here.
Maybe Kevin Giuse is just going to be a slight underdog.
I'm going to go Brian Battle.
He looks cool.
Got that MK Ultra bleach blonde hair.

(01:28:49):
I don't see anything super crazy tattoo wise, but maybe some...
Oh, that's cool.
Is that all those fights he's won?
Probably.
What's his record?
11 and 1?
11 and 2.
There's 11.
Oh no, that's more than 11.
5, 10, 15, 20, 21, 2.
That's how many days sober.
Sorry.

(01:29:11):
This guy just...
I don't like his face.
I don't know.
I kind of like his face.
I don't like his face.
Frenchman fighting in France.
We might have to split up here.
It's just a weird looking tiny...
There's a lot of head room and the face only takes up a small portion.
Yeah.
It's like a beavis.

(01:29:34):
I'm going Brian.
You're going to go Kevin?
Brian battle.
Let's go Brian battle.
USA, USA.
Featherweight bout between William Gomez and Jordan Sanbrito.
Jordan Sanbrito is from Brazil.
William Gomez is from France.

(01:29:55):
Looks like...
Oh, we've got a six footer and a five eighter.
Tattoos.
This is the thing is I'm hearing that the Brazilians are the ones that are in like obviously
Alex Pereira, Glover Tichara, Alex Planeo.
This guy might be a little shamanic.
He's a dreamer.

(01:30:16):
I don't...
Oh, you've got a 13 over here.
Me too though.
I've got so many of them just because they're cheap.
William Gomez has not been tainted by ink, but he has a really kick ass mustache and
goatee.
Also a lot of head.
Yeah, that's almost like a cone head situation.

(01:30:39):
Easily a five head.
Yeah, this guy's got a smaller head to hit.
Hey, yo.
I'm going Joanderson Brito.
Okay, let's hit the Brazilian this one.
All right, we got two more fights.
All right, Nazardin Imavov and Brendan Allen.

(01:31:00):
This is going to be a crazy good fight.
Nazardin Imavov is obviously one of your Russians, really good at striking, but also obviously
a great wrestler.
Brendan Allen, no slouch himself, has had almost 31 fights professionally, both above
six feet, both at that 185.

(01:31:22):
Let's take a look at Brendan Allen's tats.
We've got James 1, 2, and 7.
So clearly Christian there mixed in with the tribalism.
Bro, what tribe are you from?
He's got a peepee tattoo.
It looks like a snake that goes up that way.

(01:31:44):
That's just his snake.
Oh, okay.
And then my friend Nazardin Imavov, no tattoos.
It's pure of heart, pure of flesh.
And let's see here.
So Brendan Allen is the underdog going into this fight.
So Nazardin Imavov is going to be your favorite.
Both of them are ranked in their respective category.

(01:32:10):
I personally think Nazardin Imavov is going to win.
Yeah, I think so too.
Yeah.
And then finally the fight of the night, we have Renato Moicano and Benoit Sandini.
Renato Moicano from Brazil, 19, 5 and 1, Benoit Sandini from France, obviously.
13, 2 and 0 won no contest.

(01:32:32):
Both 5, 11.
Benoit Sandini has a single inch reach advantage, whereas Renato Moicano has two and a half
inches leg reach advantage.
We spoke cursorarily.
It looks like we've got a Knight of the Templar cross.
I think that's what that is.
He's just super into independent skateboards.

(01:32:54):
That's all that is.
Yeah.
That's the independent logo.
No.
He's just a skater.
It's cool.
It's cool, bro.
It's not the Knights of the Templar.
What?
He has a...
What's going on around it?
Does it say something?
Yes it does.
It is the...

(01:33:15):
I think that is the...
Knights Templar?
Yeah, the Knights Templar saying like...
I've seen Indiana Jones in the last episode.
Yeah, I think it is the...
Whatever the Knights Templar saying is like...
They have Benevita Vici and all those weird things or whatever.
I'm pretty sure that that...
He also has a huge...

(01:33:36):
Let me see if I can pull it up over here.
Benoit Saint, obviously he's a Saint.
Benoit Saint Denis tattoo.
This sign you will conquer...
Yeah.
Is that what's on his chest?

(01:33:59):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
Is he Sigillum Militum?
This is Benoit Saint Denis back piece.
This is the Joan of Arc.
So obviously huge to people from France, huge figure.
She is sainted on his back obviously.

(01:34:21):
So...
That looks nothing like Neljovic.
And then let's see one last one.
It looks like he's got some sort of samurai or temple on the inner arm, unless I'm mistaken.
Henato Maikano is one of those Brazilians, so you never know what those guys...

(01:34:44):
Those wily pestilence.
Oh, actually, you know what?
I've actually heard Henato Maikano speak on his religion and he is actually a born again
Christian.
This is the fight of born again Christians right here.
They both are...
Yeah, I've heard him speak on a podcast or he was talking about that.
So no matter who wins, God wins.
The Lord wins in this one.

(01:35:05):
Henato Maikano started a podcast with Gilbert Burns not that long ago, got himself in hot
water for calling him all real, he's a junior and ugly motherfucker.
So I think he's hilarious.
He's very quick, very quick witted.
I'm very excited for the lead up to this fight to see weigh-ins and press conferences and
that sort of thing.
I don't think that Benoit Saint Denis is going to play the game of trash talking.

(01:35:28):
He's more of like the very stoic.
Stoicism not showing an emotion.
So I personally think that Benoit Saint Denis is going to win this fight.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
I was going to go with...
Henato?
Yeah, I think for some reason, something's telling me that Benoit Saint Denis is just

(01:35:49):
going to have a really good fight this fight.
And I don't know if it's the fact that Henato Maikano is maybe distracted because he just
kicked off the podcast and has been doing media rounds for that, or maybe that'll give
him some sort of a leg up on the competition.
But something in me is saying, go with Benoit Saint Denis in this fight.

(01:36:12):
He is the favorite.
So I don't know.
I'm a broke boy at heart.
Yeah.
I'm betting on Henato.
He's got the power of God and anime on his side.
Yeah.
So again, if you're interested in watching that fights on Saturday, we'll talk about
it next week.
We'll see which person's God came out on top.

(01:36:37):
Choose your God.
That'd be a cool Street Fighter game, like all the gods, and then they could have different
powers and stuff.
That'd be pretty tight.
Yeah.
We should develop that.
Let's do it.
Breakfast of Champions, Serial Mix, and God of War slash Street Fighter.
Love it.
Deity.

(01:36:57):
Me and Heather have been watching some Street Beef clips lately.
Yeah.
So much fun.
We should go on Street Beefs.
Pretend we don't know each other.
Or that we're beefing.
Yeah.
Manufacture a beef on the podcast and we can only settle it through Street Beefs.
Yeah, dude.
That is a, there is a good, I would say, couple of days you could waste just going down that

(01:37:22):
Street Beefs rabbit hole with different characters.
I mostly just watch the shorts because I don't have the time to just like get invested in
all of it.
So I just watch the shorts and I fucking love that shit.
It's so, like it scratches at like early 2000s, like Juggalo backyard wrestling itch, but

(01:37:42):
with like actual fighting.
Yeah.
I have been watching a lot of that shit lately.
We should see if we could attend a Street Beefs.
Go to the scrap yard.
Yeah, go to the scrap yard and rub elbows with Scarface.
Let's build our own scrap yard in the alley behind my house.

(01:38:03):
All right friends, tonight was Contenders series.
Catch up with us.
We'll come back to you next week and kind of give a wrap up on that.
We're getting really close to week 10 and I want to make sure you're caught up by then
so we could get back to that rematch and tie that series up with the bow.
We've been going for an hour 40.
I think we're good to go.

(01:38:25):
I think we've done our jobs here this evening.
We've talked about some fun things, some silly things, some cereal and some occultism and
all that good stuff.
So Siri just went off whenever I said something just now.
So on both my devices.
All right.
All right.
The UFC pyramid scheme is listening to us now.

(01:38:50):
The Free Basins are coming.
The Life Center is coming.
Coming in the gym, coming at home.
We're coming everywhere.
Sorry, quickly before we wrap up.
I've been rewatching 30 Rock.
Have you seen 30 Rock?

(01:39:11):
Oh, an episode here.
I've been rewatching it because it's just one of my favorites, but there's this episode
where obviously the premise, but Tracy, Jordan, Morgan, he basically was playing like an amalgamation
of himself and a couple of other people, but just an exaggerated version.
And so there is this episode where they were trying to get him to wear a dress or to play

(01:39:36):
gay and obviously that's like a big talking point of emasculation and ritualism and that
sort of thing.
And so I forget who it was.
I was like, kind of like, oh, they're called the Black Crusaders.
They're after him because they don't want him to do that stuff anymore.
And Dr. Cosby is after him and all this stuff.

(01:39:57):
And so he has to like go to like rural Virginia to hide away from the Black Crusaders.
Good times.
I knew a dude who was in a gay biker gang, all black biker gang called the Black Knights.
No way.
That's pretty awesome.
He a girl I dated in another lifetime.

(01:40:20):
It was her stepdad.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Married to her.
You almost, you almost could have been in a family gang there.
I don't think I could have gotten into that one.
They also had a ranch they'd go down to called the Circle J Ranch.
There were motorcycles down there.
All right.

(01:40:41):
Now it's time to wrap.
There's a bottle of lube in every room.
I was like going to P.B.D.'s house.
Yeah, that's a story for, that's a violent story for another time.
Talk about ruining your breakfast, getting arrested and all of your thousand dildos and
bottles of lube were found and everybody in the world knows now.

(01:41:05):
We already knew.
Yeah, he killed Biggie and Tuvok and all that.
He drowned them in lube, he dildos at them.
All right, friends, if you want to talk to us about your secret society, give us a phone
call at 682-294-0101.
That's also one of my favorite title fight songs.
Me too.
So yeah, give us a call.

(01:41:26):
We have an email address, it's breakfastchampspod at gmail.com and we're on social medias.
And so catch us everywhere you catch podcasts and tell a friend, we don't want to be a cult,
but try to bring three or five friends with you on this journey and then give us several
thousand dollars.
Several thousand dollars.

(01:41:46):
We can level you up in this game.
We've got a different tier packages depending on how many people you can bring to the podcast.
Exactly.
Patreon will be launching soon to see where you stand with us.
We worship at the altar of Muncho Man.

(01:42:07):
And Baja Blaster.
All right, friends.
Baja Blaster, we're still waiting to hear from you.
I know, right?
He did comment on the lives the other day on the jab.
There's a challenge that was issued that I need to read off.
Oh, what's the challenge?
Is it from Gene?
It's not from Gene.
It's from Kevin.

(01:42:27):
Oh, Kevin sent me a review earlier of Return of the Jedi by Glenn Danzig.
It's really short and sweet.
But like so me and Kevin went and saw Danzig.
Oh, yeah.
Kevin's a huge misfits and dancing fan, but Danzig review of Return of the Jedi.

(01:42:50):
If you like the Wizard of Oz, you'll love the Star Wars saga.
Princess Leia is Dorothy, R2 is Toto, Luke, Han and Chewie are the Scarecrow, Tin Man
and Cowardly Lion.
I hate Star Wars.
Gimme basket case any day.
Perfect.
Yes, this is I'm sorry, I'm quoting here.
Quote, yes, this is third co-host Kevin O'Malley responding to something I heard in the recent

(01:43:15):
episode regarding Panther City palette, my good friend Joe and his judo throw that he
mentioned.
I would like to officially like to call him out live on the air to finally come join me
at your practice, which he has not done and continues to duck me.
So Joe can sit on.
So Joe, consider your challenge issued officially.

(01:43:37):
Oh, shit.
Street beefs.
So this is a voicemail I'm reading.
Obviously, we'll stick that at the beginning of this episode so that away it could be immortalized
and officially the gauntlet has been thrown down.
So Kevin is challenging Panther City palette to, I guess, come to practice.
Joe Jitsu.

(01:43:57):
Joe Jitsu.
So Kevin's calling you out.
Official call out.
I also haven't heard anything from Gene.
I know he was a Burning Man.
I did see that.
I'm guessing he hasn't seen the live because he would know about the tank top.
Yeah.
So all right, Gene, wherever you are, maybe you're dead after Burning Man.

(01:44:17):
You got too many STDs and too many designer drugs got hit by a Tesla truck.
I don't know.
He's still cleaning up the mess that everybody left.
He's the gender of Burning Man.
He is the Burning Man.
They're paying him $20 a day to just clean up, use condoms.
All right, friends, have a good week.

(01:44:38):
We'll talk to you next week.
Thank you for joining us.
Hope you have a good one.
Bye.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

(01:45:01):
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

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