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(00:06):
Well, hello ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Brett Keene from GOD TV Radio, and I hope you're all
having a wonderful day out there.
When you get an opportunity, check out my music, my 3 albums
on the front of my YouTube channel soon to before my armor
while we're in. Town.
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So you can check out all my music for free on Spotify, the
front of my YouTube channel, on YouTube Music, iTunes, and all
kinds of other cool stuff. And you can check out my books,
my website and so on. Today we are going to try to do
the quest of Strauss, Mackay andElder Scrolls Online.
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No more excuses Lambor, just find them.
Look, with the sea spat out, Lambor might be just what we
need. You interested in some easy
money? Could be I?
Have a highest planned? A big one.
Anyone who helps is going to be rich.
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But I need people who aren't local, who aren't in the pocket
of Headman Bosek. Still interested?
What would I have to do? This work requires some special
talents. You help me recruit the folks I
need. You get a cut of the take.
All right, I'm in SO. What do you say?
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Whom I after. The three folks I need are
Crafty, Larissa, Jacarn, and Naramo.
Any or all of them would do. Tell me about Jacqueline Jacarn.
He's a thief, but he's the best there is.
He'd be a big help in the heist I have planned.
Problem is, he robbed Bosek. Nobody robs Bosek.
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He's been tossed into the grave under Bosek's palace.
Well, I'll look for him. There's an entrance off the
river under the palace. Watch out for traps and the
other prisoners. They're all murderers down
there. The worst scum on the island.
That's the grave. You can leave anytime you want
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if you can get out alive. Sounds like fun.
Let's do it. Oops.
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Journal. Yeah, let's go ahead and set
that up. Looks like some stuff to pick up
for such talk. I remain another.
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Find for your pack. Yeah, I did a little bit of
research. I wanted to find out, 'cause
I've got all the ESO companions,I wanted to figure out which one
would benefit the most from questing in certain areas with
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me. And apparently Bastion and
Isabella are the best for this area for affinity points.
Basically how much they'll like me and yada yada yada.
OK, let's get a proper I'm goingto use my 10 year anniversary
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monkey. Hey monkey, There he is.
See him? There's one monkey that's one of
them. Atheist.
He follows me around, tries to tell me one day I'll turn into a
human. The magic of evolution.
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All right, let's see if there's any research I can do real quick
before we go do the class. Nope.
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Whoops. There we go, Make some room.
Let's go over here, see if we got anything that can be
researched. Well, let's do this and let's
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see if there's anything that needs to be destroyed.
No, I'm probably going to sell that crap.
Go ahead and sell over here. How can I help?
Council now has add irons. Have an add iron that let's get
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rid of that. I don't give a shit for that.
An add iron that automatically repairs my gear for me.
Also add irons that make things more clear for me on the map of
what I need to do. Perhaps the ship would come
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soon. Lots of garbage.
Next time I step by the bank, I'll deposit that.
OK, let's go here. We're almost send this.
Get the hell out of my face. Let's see what we got.
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I got a lot of stuff I can go through.
I keep all the Blues and greens and usually deconstruct the
bullshit. Need a weapon?
The white stuff? No, wait a minute, let me go
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ahead and deconstruct that real quick.
I didn't see that before. All right, let's rock'n'roll.
Looks like our man is down here somewhere.
Whoa. Careful with the Sky Shard.
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Do one more and I'll be able to have another skill point Noise.
Come on, Isabella. Oh fucking going to oar in my
ace. See, let's find this old chap
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goof. It's dark in here.
Spikes, huh? Flames.
Yep. Nice.
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Piece of bread that gives you a lot of health.
You should always collect the bread stuff.
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There you go, stand in the flames and spikes, you idiot.
Well, I took care of that, darn it.
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Move your. Feet get moving.
All right, looks like we got some stuff in here.
All right, easy kill. Right, what we got here, boy,
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it's hard to see down there. It's a little dark.
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Nice lot of goodies. Hey, you're not a guard.
You have to help me. Sure.
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That's perfect. Get Me Out of here and I'm at
your service. You'll find me a.
Man, all right. If I found a handsome guy locked
in a cell, I'd free him. Of course you would, because
you're gay is. That really important right now.
Sure, I took that gem, but he took it from some poor merchant,
tossed him in here to die. Can't steal from a thief, can
you? I.
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Should just leave you in here. I owe you for this.
Thanks. Now let's get out of here.
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You first. I don't know why they haven't
introduced combat pets yet. The idea of running around with
a bear through the desert kind of hurts my immersion.
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I don't mind having the bear in the forest or something, but out
in the desert? To care it out.
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Sendar was with us in that fight.
Boy, oh, I think I accidentally
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smoked the Nope, the rat's stillmoving.
Oh nice, got some goat cheese. Yummy.
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A pie. I do like pie.
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We're a little buff. We can't go that way.
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Aryan's out there. Oh, and.
Oh yeah, Yep, Yep, Yep.
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More bread. Can't go wrong there.
Thanks for breaking me out back there.
Listen while you're in a heroic mood.
Want to help me get something I left with I?
Figure Sure, sure, sure. This way.
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The I've already done that questbefore in the past and a
different thing I don't feel like listening is nonsense.
That's for there was a quest over here somewhere.
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Now there it is over there. Looking forward to seeing what
you make with that. There we go.
Why am I here? Leave me so we got to find the
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stuff. All right.
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Oh, that's beautiful. All right, oh, there's one more
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thing you want. Oh, whatever it is is down this
way. Oh,
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man, a little bit of a heat headache today.
It's been ridiculous outside. Get back thieves.
Well, play stupid games, win stupid prizes, Wolf or coyote
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and still. You're a God.
Yeah. Oh boy, your treasure chest down
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there. No.
Damn. Murdering.
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Goblins, they're going to kill us all.
They killed. Everyone, my brothers, there
were five guards. They speared me good, left me
for dead. I crawled here after they left
the new kings, got them all riled up, ready to attack port
wounding and wipe out the town. Kill their king.
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They won't attack the town without him to lead them.
Bring me his crown so I know thebastard's dead.
I try to make it to town unless the goblins kill me first.
All right, dead goblins coming up.
I just need to. Gather my strength and huddle
back to town. Get that Goblin King and bring
me his crown. All right, I'll go take care of
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the goblins. Humans talking.
Good quality there. You know, folks, when I first
play games, I usually listen allthe way through the quest, ask
all the questions and all this. But this is like a starter area,
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so I already know what's being said.
See. Yeah, we're going to go up this
way, then we're going to go up. Yeah, here.
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That takes care of that. It's like we've got a
teleportation device over there.Let me check something, all
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right, so if I run into anybody I'll be able to talk to them.
This is an MMO, so it's possibleI could run into other people.
Oh, I iron ore, yes. Go over there and get that
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activated and we're good. I don't
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know, and I'm gonna go up there and activate the discovery.
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That's that. Buy a lady a drink at the next
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end. Think about it.
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Let's see. So there's another treasure
perhaps up here. Let's take a look.
Yep, there is, and it's an intermediate 1.
Oh damn. What?
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No damn, I almost failed that one.
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Riding with you is quite the journey.
Look around us. I hope I was of some assistance.
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You didn't do too bad. Stand our please bless my good
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friend here, for they are mightyand somewhat frightening.
All right. I'm here.
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Lucky you. What'd you get?
What'd you get? Other treasure chest, hopefully.
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Yeah, I've got a lot of abilities that are area of
effect. Oh nice, that's three treasures
in a roll. Oh fuck.
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What did you find in there? Some goodies.
What's the story behind this, I wonder?
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All right, time to go into the Goblin Mine.
Oh, what kind of new toy did I get?
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It's lightening with flame, and it has good healing on it.
Well, let's try it out. Hello.
I hope I was of some assistance.You did all right
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for Standard. Let's head on in.
Something here. What's the problem?
Where's There we go. Oh boy, they.
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Store everything on the upper level.
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Oh, look at all that meat over there.
Let's take care of this jerk offfirst.
Some pumpkins for cooking.
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Venison pumpkin and they'll makesome pie with that we've.
Got this. There are none left to stand
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against. Us, that's true.
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Ryan, keep up. Yeah, you're sneaking past
everything. Hope you're not keeping.
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This is the part I'll kill the gulp.
All righty, we do that. Where'd you my blade?
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I had no idea. We'd get to do.
Things like this. Look at all these goodies.
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Oh, looks like some coins, yes. We're good.
Go ahead and get out of this here.
Yeah, here we go. We've got this.
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Easy does it. Over here, I have a question for
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you. What were you doing in the mine?
And did you see a scummy Breton up there?
Yakarn. He's a liar and a thief.
He stole a gem from Headman. I knew you were a smart one.
Smarter than Yakarn. You just saved his life.
If you see him again, tell him to leave this island and never
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come. I'll let him know, boy, that.
Could be helpful. It could be
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nice. This is the last time he does
this. I hope you're not here to kill
goblins. If.
My crazy. Start by fermentation.
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Take care of this mess. But too many of them go away.
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I'm not spending another minute in this camp.
Thank you friend. That's.
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Well, that takes care of that. No guts.
No glory. Where's Mark?
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Did he listen to you? You gave him damn.
He read. That fool better have saved some
for me. Yeah.
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I just realized I'm a long way from cleaning the stables.
Just realized that. Huh.
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OK, I forgot to get something over there.
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Yeah, it looks like I didn't getit
all right. Oof.
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It is so hot. And it must be 110° outside.
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No tries there. I hate to drink
alone. Keep moving.
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I'm in no mood. To chat, I found the snow and
bracelet. Were they your brothers?
I knew that goblin spawn would put a dagger in our backs.
Siraj never could pass up a pretty face.
This bracelet was given. To My Ancestors by King Sahel.
Siraj always wore it. Take this in, thanks, OOP could
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guide you, right? Well, it's sad news apparently.
Your brothers, that corpse. OK, the more.
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I say. It I'm rather busy right now, I
don't give a shit what you are right.
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This is just too fucking hot. Did you do it?
Did you kill the Goblin King? Yeah, here you go by.
Kind you did it. I've been expecting them to
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attack the. Town in my pants it's.
Not goblins. It could be.
Something all right? I've heard enough for you.
Oh boy. The blue ones seem like they
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they have more armor but this has this will give me experience
when I'm running around. Oh boy.
Bastard. If you're looking I.
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Overheard. Glad to see you made it out.
She got the gym. That's a shame still, seeing as
it's you asking. You.
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Hey you. Hey there need any help.
Profits Mall Lightning. I'm going to go for that.
Nice, let's see what we have. Frozen armor increase your
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physical and spell resistance. Wow.
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Increases your chance to apply the status effect.
I'm glad finish this up. Switch staff.
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Nice. I think I'm going to go change
that poison to uh, Nah, keep it for a little bit.
Nah, I should definitely change it.
What am I thinking? We'll go here.
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Go to my house on high aisle. Oh boy, what do?
You suppose they do for fun around here I.
Don't know, music sucks in this end.
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I hope they give us combat pet skin soon.
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Yeah, that's what I want. I'm also going to change this
over into a more damaging bear. Yeah, we'll keep that.
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Yeah, Gripping charge works justfine.
Wall of Flames. Saying that it lasts longer, but
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slamming staff down the Korean elemental barrier in front of
the. Increases the size of the
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variation. We'll keep that.
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I like the explosive part. I think we are good.
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Yeah, we're good. There we go.
He'll be more effective because he'll be able to maul and make
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things bleed. All right, back to where we were
doing. Let's see.
OK, so we go this way up here. Boy this heat is absolutely
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fucking draining me. Oh looky there, nice little soul
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Shard just waiting for me. Savage Beast When you cast an
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animal companion combat, you generate for, well, the only pet
I actually. Oh yeah, I see.
All right, so when I released the damn bug, it'll give me a
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bunch of alt Dwemer. Ruin unsoiled by bandits and
thieves. Miraculous.
With the folks? None.
Just do that and read some of these pages that you got sitting
around backpack focusing crystals.
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Stuff. I put the bug there and the ice
here. We'll do this.
All right? Yeah.
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That that puts down fences. That was good.
I like that. Yeah, I like that a lot.
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That works a lot better. Yeah, it's absolutely destroying
them. Should have pick that first of
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all, but I don't mind leveling up the skill.
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That's the end of that tail. It is the end of that tail.
Looking forward to seeing what you make with that.
Let's eat something, you'll see it done.
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Absolute annihilation. Loving it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that a lot.
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I do believe we're good at this.If she got into it with a Wharf.
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Oh, yes, voice.
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Yeah. All right.
Nobody in the area knows how to use a mic.
That's too bad. Something I need to explore over
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here. Well that looks pretty
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easy. Cheesy.
Good quality there. But now,
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alrighty, there we go.
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All right, I guess we'll go to Maramo or whatever his name is.
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That could be helpful. I love how it destroys their
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defenses. That's nice.
We're in this. Together.
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Where's the damn door at? There we go.
That's what I was looking for. I've reassembled A splendid.
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Let's see here. It works.
I knew it would, of course. Into the tunnel you go.
Now to get that door open. At long last, this SoC come.
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We'll talk of our next move inside.
OK, Oh boy. As you see, despite the age of
these, this control rod. I guess we'll fix this one
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first. What is this?
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OK, all right, other side.
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And it looks like you're cleaning up all the filth for me
while I get to work. Shit inventories full.
I don't have to do this, so get out my cellar.
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You have more shinies than you know what to do with, Am I
right? Here?
Let me help. Relieve you of.
Some of them sure. Drop the SP in the bank people.
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Your ball is bullshit. I'll have to buy some more bags
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space. It's because all these stupid
ass maps. Excellent work knowledge.
There may be more. Constant.
OK, let's get to it then, buddy.So the schematics were here.
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I doubt they escaped. These writings could prove
crucial to understanding the schematics.
My brother should be able to decipher these.
Interesting. Continue looking for the
schematics. I'll meet up with you shortly.
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Standard protect us. Let's get out there.
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I took care of that problem and I took care of it out.
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Let me see what I got here. The olds of endeavors.
Oh damn, I'm over 2000 now, might be able to get a goodie.
Those are super expensive. Those are ugly as hell. 2000
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lame orbs. What's the hell all about?
I had some. I meant though.
What's this?
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Oh, that's neat. All right.
What is that flying magic book? Oh, that's pretty cool
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times. Herald Bow.
Not much of an animation. Oh, that looks kind of harsh.
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Look at that. No, I don't see anything I
really care about. Warm hands,
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I don't see anything I care about.
Hey, buddy. There you are, the schematics, I
hear, Killeen. I must get the schematics to my
workshop. Join me if you wish to return to
town. Come Clanker.
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Yeah, that's what we're going togo for.
For me, life's death. Arctic wind can now be morphed
noise the other ways before I'llget another skill point though.
See. OK, so we're going to want I'm
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going to go over there you, hey you.
I didn't think I'd ever find you.
You move around. I'm Nick.
Colleen. I work for Captain Colleen.
She sent me to find you. See if you'd had any luck
recruiting for our heist. Looks like you're already making
new friends. Yeah, and listen.
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Just so you know, we're set up in a hideout near the docks.
Come find us when you finish. There's three folks.
Captain clean. She's insane sport.
All right, let me go get some ofthis other junk 1st and I'll
head over there. Oh nice, what did you find?
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She's gone. I will never.
See. Help me, please.
They've stolen my Ariana. They she's the.
Love of my life. All right, I'll go save her.
Go get this first, though. But he won't be swinging a
sword. The treasure or no?
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Nope. Oh, I guess we'll go save these
people. The crap off the map.
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All right, let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves
into. Why am I carrying that little
video dagger for it? That doesn't make sense.
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I'm not even carrying a dagger since I have Staffs.
That was odd. Another fine for your pack.
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I don't know. Damn stupid.
That's all shit for Magica. I'm gonna eat some roast,
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OK? It's like one of our people we
need to save is over here. What the Hell's going on with
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me? What the Hell's going on here?
Let me go back in. Oh man.
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Oh, damn. Maps.
Shamal must leave this evil place.
What in the hell is going on? See what's happening?
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Well, something's not working right.
No, I don't know. What the Hell's the deal?
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Well, let me see how many charges I got on it.
I said it's got plenty of charges.
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So it's not going to let me see my staff.
It glitched out. It may fix once I log out.
That's going to look dumb thoughbecause I'm going live.
I not going to turn it off rightnow.
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That's crazy. Yes, I'm fine.
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But you're not. Please sit down just for a
moment. We need to get back to town.
Safer there as soon as you're rested.
We'll go no sense. Running back to town just.
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There we go. I'm going to make life easier.
What do we have here? Health recovery.
That's what we want, OK? That was neatly done.
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The way you got it, that's Sea Drake all right.
We need to go. It's not.
Safe here? Fine, you stubborn fool.
Mug Robin off bug keep an eye on.
Shamar got it. Dear Rihanna, moth balls and
hoth bug, don't stay too long. Reach us back.
At the. Top.
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I wonder if it's the outfit that's doing it.
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Yeah, it's the outfit. They must, uh, not set it
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properly with equipment. It's fine, I'll report the bug
later. I need help.
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Help another find for your pack.Help me.
They're after me. The sea drinks when it gets
foggy, like last night. They play tricks with the
lighthouse. Lure ships aground with maiden's
breath. My ship.
They lured us in and wrecked us.Drowned, Captured.
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Captain Larissa's looking for them.
You heard of Crafty Larissa, right?
Yeah, I'll take care of it. We've
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got this. It's like we've pissed off the
mud crab. Hooker fine.
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Howler. Oh why this heat is atrocious.
Good quality there. With the bastard.
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Damn it. Standard provides.
That's that. There we go.
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All right, two more and we get a point.
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Wow, you aren't at all what I was expecting.
Let's talk. What brings you to this trash
pit? Sneak up on you.
It's what I do. Now answer my question.
What are you doing? Not charming.
The maidens wrecked on the sandyshore.
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As for crafty Larissa, we're going to disguise my crew with
look for hampers. Remember, you can take clothes
from hampers or off Dead Sea drakes.
No, I'm trying not to get killed.
Yeah, try not to go. All right, We'll go this way
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first go. Around.
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Well. Who are you?
Stay away from Helene. She's a monster.
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Another torturer from Helene. Even uglier than the last one.
Yeah. Yeah.
Give pirates a bad name. Kill every last one of them you
see? OK, When do pirates ever have a
good name though? Take care of that fitting.
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A knight. Well done.
And over there is where to see third person.
It's not. The end of our tail.
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Stemble was with us in their fight.
Yes, Sir. Don't know who you are?
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Word of advice, don't let them capture you.
If you can't get away, die fighting.
Like you did, It was tough talk.And that's the end of that tale.
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It is. You're a welcome.
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Almost done. Then.
Everyone's out except my first mate, Derek.
Or they've got him in the belly of Helene's ship.
You'll find the keys below deck.Look for Derek.
I'll be visiting Helene. Or cabin girl honey.
And the key to the storeroom, All right.
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I. Do believe we're good at this?
Pretty good. I knew you missed me.
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Thieves drove nice. Extend or protect us?
Let's get out there. We're still.
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Standing. Be proud of that.
If there are, I don't recall allthat shit happening before.
Goodness. Who In a blip, Yeah, Captain
Larissa never leaves anyone behind.
Make sure she's. Safe.
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They actually did leave you behind.
If I wouldn't have came to save you here, I used to be still
sitting there. Wait, you're not Mike?
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What have you. Did you?
Poison me. Hi Captain, are you feeling OK?
Got you like a stuck. Pig.
Cut your eyes out. Roast you.
Like you did my crew. No, that won't happen again.
Oh, she fell down. My, that felt good.
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Me. I'll just be going then.
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Stop her in the snatch, all right?
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Alright, I gotta see this spawn the
second I stepped out. Looking forward to seeing what
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you make with that. My crew's safe and only a little
bit tortured. I call that win is dead.
Many a captain who sails these waters will be glad of that
news. She's a bit too obsessed with
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old Faharajat for me, but I likeher style seeing as I need a new
ship. All right, folks, let's go ahead
and shut this shit down for a bit.
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I'm going for a while now.
Well, hello ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Brett Keene from GOD TV Radio, and I hope you're all
having a wonderful day out there.
When you get an opportunity, check out my music, my 3 albums
on the front of my YouTube channel soon to before my armor
while we're in. Town.
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So you can check out all my music for free on Spotify, the
front of my YouTube channel, on YouTube Music, iTunes, and all
kinds of other cool stuff. And you can check out my books,
my website and so on. Today we are going to try to do
the quest of Strauss, Mackay andElder Scrolls Online.
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No more excuses Lambor, just find them.
Look, with the sea spat out, Lambor might be just what we
need. You interested in some easy
money? Could be I?
Have a highest planned? A big one.
Anyone who helps is going to be rich.
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But I need people who aren't local, who aren't in the pocket
of Headman Bosek. Still interested?
What would I have to do? This work requires some special
talents. You help me recruit the folks I
need. You get a cut of the take.
All right, I'm in SO. What do you say?
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Whom I after. The three folks I need are
Crafty, Larissa, Jacarn, and Naramo.
Any or all of them would do. Tell me about Jacqueline Jacarn.
He's a thief, but he's the best there is.
He'd be a big help in the heist I have planned.
Problem is, he robbed Bosek. Nobody robs Bosek.
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He's been tossed into the grave under Bosek's palace.
Well, I'll look for him. There's an entrance off the
river under the palace. Watch out for traps and the
other prisoners. They're all murderers down
there. The worst scum on the island.
That's the grave. You can leave anytime you want
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if you can get out alive. Sounds like fun.
Let's do it. Oops.
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Journal. Yeah, let's go ahead and set
that up. Looks like some stuff to pick up
for such talk. I remain another.
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Find for your pack. Yeah, I did a little bit of
research. I wanted to find out, 'cause
I've got all the ESO companions,I wanted to figure out which one
would benefit the most from questing in certain areas with
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me. And apparently Bastion and
Isabella are the best for this area for affinity points.
Basically how much they'll like me and yada yada yada.
OK, let's get a proper I'm goingto use my 10 year anniversary
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monkey. Hey monkey, There he is.
See him? There's one monkey that's one of
them. Atheist.
He follows me around, tries to tell me one day I'll turn into a
human. The magic of evolution.
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All right, let's see if there's any research I can do real quick
before we go do the class. Nope.
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Whoops. There we go, Make some room.
Let's go over here, see if we got anything that can be
researched. Well, let's do this and let's
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see if there's anything that needs to be destroyed.
No, I'm probably going to sell that crap.
Go ahead and sell over here. How can I help?
Council now has add irons. Have an add iron that let's get
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rid of that. I don't give a shit for that.
An add iron that automatically repairs my gear for me.
Also add irons that make things more clear for me on the map of
what I need to do. Perhaps the ship would come
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soon. Lots of garbage.
Next time I step by the bank, I'll deposit that.
OK, let's go here. We're almost send this.
Get the hell out of my face. Let's see what we got.
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I got a lot of stuff I can go through.
I keep all the Blues and greens and usually deconstruct the
bullshit. Need a weapon?
The white stuff? No, wait a minute, let me go
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ahead and deconstruct that real quick.
I didn't see that before. All right, let's rock'n'roll.
Looks like our man is down here somewhere.
Whoa. Careful with the Sky Shard.
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Do one more and I'll be able to have another skill point Noise.
Come on, Isabella. Oh fucking going to oar in my
ace. See, let's find this old chap
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goof. It's dark in here.
Spikes, huh? Flames.
Yep. Nice.
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Piece of bread that gives you a lot of health.
You should always collect the bread stuff.
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There you go, stand in the flames and spikes, you idiot.
Well, I took care of that, darn it.
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Move your. Feet get moving.
All right, looks like we got some stuff in here.
All right, easy kill. Right, what we got here, boy,
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it's hard to see down there. It's a little dark.
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Nice lot of goodies. Hey, you're not a guard.
You have to help me. Sure.
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That's perfect. Get Me Out of here and I'm at
your service. You'll find me a.
Man, all right. If I found a handsome guy locked
in a cell, I'd free him. Of course you would, because
you're gay is. That really important right now.
Sure, I took that gem, but he took it from some poor merchant,
tossed him in here to die. Can't steal from a thief, can
you? I.
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Should just leave you in here. I owe you for this.
Thanks. Now let's get out of here.
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You first. I don't know why they haven't
introduced combat pets yet. The idea of running around with
a bear through the desert kind of hurts my immersion.
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I don't mind having the bear in the forest or something, but out
in the desert? To care it out.
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Sendar was with us in that fight.
Boy, oh, I think I accidentally
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smoked the Nope, the rat's stillmoving.
Oh nice, got some goat cheese. Yummy.
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A pie. I do like pie.
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We're a little buff. We can't go that way.
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Aryan's out there. Oh, and.
Oh yeah, Yep, Yep, Yep.
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More bread. Can't go wrong there.
Thanks for breaking me out back there.
Listen while you're in a heroic mood.
Want to help me get something I left with I?
Figure Sure, sure, sure. This way.
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The I've already done that questbefore in the past and a
different thing I don't feel like listening is nonsense.
That's for there was a quest over here somewhere.
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Now there it is over there. Looking forward to seeing what
you make with that. There we go.
Why am I here? Leave me so we got to find the
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stuff. All right.
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Oh, that's beautiful. All right, oh, there's one more
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thing you want. Oh, whatever it is is down this
way. Oh,
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man, a little bit of a heat headache today.
It's been ridiculous outside. Get back thieves.
Well, play stupid games, win stupid prizes, Wolf or coyote
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and still. You're a God.
Yeah. Oh boy, your treasure chest down
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there. No.
Damn. Murdering.
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Goblins, they're going to kill us all.
They killed. Everyone, my brothers, there
were five guards. They speared me good, left me
for dead. I crawled here after they left
the new kings, got them all riled up, ready to attack port
wounding and wipe out the town. Kill their king.
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They won't attack the town without him to lead them.
Bring me his crown so I know thebastard's dead.
I try to make it to town unless the goblins kill me first.
All right, dead goblins coming up.
I just need to. Gather my strength and huddle
back to town. Get that Goblin King and bring
me his crown. All right, I'll go take care of
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the goblins. Humans talking.
Good quality there. You know, folks, when I first
play games, I usually listen allthe way through the quest, ask
all the questions and all this. But this is like a starter area,
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so I already know what's being said.
See. Yeah, we're going to go up this
way, then we're going to go up. Yeah, here.
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That takes care of that. It's like we've got a
teleportation device over there.Let me check something, all
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right, so if I run into anybody I'll be able to talk to them.
This is an MMO, so it's possibleI could run into other people.
Oh, I iron ore, yes. Go over there and get that
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activated and we're good. I don't
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know, and I'm gonna go up there and activate the discovery.
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That's that. Buy a lady a drink at the next
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end. Think about it.
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Let's see. So there's another treasure
perhaps up here. Let's take a look.
Yep, there is, and it's an intermediate 1.
Oh damn. What?
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No damn, I almost failed that one.
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Riding with you is quite the journey.
Look around us. I hope I was of some assistance.
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You didn't do too bad. Stand our please bless my good
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friend here, for they are mightyand somewhat frightening.
All right. I'm here.
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Lucky you. What'd you get?
What'd you get? Other treasure chest, hopefully.
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Yeah, I've got a lot of abilities that are area of
effect. Oh nice, that's three treasures
in a roll. Oh fuck.
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What did you find in there? Some goodies.
What's the story behind this, I wonder?
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All right, time to go into the Goblin Mine.
Oh, what kind of new toy did I get?
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It's lightening with flame, and it has good healing on it.
Well, let's try it out. Hello.
I hope I was of some assistance.You did all right
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for Standard. Let's head on in.
Something here. What's the problem?
Where's There we go. Oh boy, they.
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Store everything on the upper level.
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Oh, look at all that meat over there.
Let's take care of this jerk offfirst.
Some pumpkins for cooking.
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Venison pumpkin and they'll makesome pie with that we've.
Got this. There are none left to stand
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against. Us, that's true.
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Ryan, keep up. Yeah, you're sneaking past
everything. Hope you're not keeping.
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This is the part I'll kill the gulp.
All righty, we do that. Where'd you my blade?
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I had no idea. We'd get to do.
Things like this. Look at all these goodies.
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Oh, looks like some coins, yes. We're good.
Go ahead and get out of this here.
Yeah, here we go. We've got this.
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Easy does it. Over here, I have a question for
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you. What were you doing in the mine?
And did you see a scummy Breton up there?
Yakarn. He's a liar and a thief.
He stole a gem from Headman. I knew you were a smart one.
Smarter than Yakarn. You just saved his life.
If you see him again, tell him to leave this island and never
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come. I'll let him know, boy, that.
Could be helpful. It could be
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nice. This is the last time he does
this. I hope you're not here to kill
goblins. If.
My crazy. Start by fermentation.
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Take care of this mess. But too many of them go away.
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I'm not spending another minute in this camp.
Thank you friend. That's.
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Well, that takes care of that. No guts.
No glory. Where's Mark?
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Did he listen to you? You gave him damn.
He read. That fool better have saved some
for me. Yeah.
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I just realized I'm a long way from cleaning the stables.
Just realized that. Huh.
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OK, I forgot to get something over there.
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Yeah, it looks like I didn't getit
all right. Oof.
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It is so hot. And it must be 110° outside.
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No tries there. I hate to drink
alone. Keep moving.
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I'm in no mood. To chat, I found the snow and
bracelet. Were they your brothers?
I knew that goblin spawn would put a dagger in our backs.
Siraj never could pass up a pretty face.
This bracelet was given. To My Ancestors by King Sahel.
Siraj always wore it. Take this in, thanks, OOP could
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guide you, right? Well, it's sad news apparently.
Your brothers, that corpse. OK, the more.
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I say. It I'm rather busy right now, I
don't give a shit what you are right.
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This is just too fucking hot. Did you do it?
Did you kill the Goblin King? Yeah, here you go by.
Kind you did it. I've been expecting them to
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attack the. Town in my pants it's.
Not goblins. It could be.
Something all right? I've heard enough for you.
Oh boy. The blue ones seem like they
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they have more armor but this has this will give me experience
when I'm running around. Oh boy.
Bastard. If you're looking I.
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Overheard. Glad to see you made it out.
She got the gym. That's a shame still, seeing as
it's you asking. You.
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Hey you. Hey there need any help.
Profits Mall Lightning. I'm going to go for that.
Nice, let's see what we have. Frozen armor increase your
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physical and spell resistance. Wow.
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Increases your chance to apply the status effect.
I'm glad finish this up. Switch staff.
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Nice. I think I'm going to go change
that poison to uh, Nah, keep it for a little bit.
Nah, I should definitely change it.
What am I thinking? We'll go here.
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Go to my house on high aisle. Oh boy, what do?
You suppose they do for fun around here I.
Don't know, music sucks in this end.
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I hope they give us combat pet skin soon.
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Yeah, that's what I want. I'm also going to change this
over into a more damaging bear. Yeah, we'll keep that.
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Yeah, Gripping charge works justfine.
Wall of Flames. Saying that it lasts longer, but
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slamming staff down the Korean elemental barrier in front of
the. Increases the size of the
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variation. We'll keep that.
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I like the explosive part. I think we are good.
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Yeah, we're good. There we go.
He'll be more effective because he'll be able to maul and make
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things bleed. All right, back to where we were
doing. Let's see.
OK, so we go this way up here. Boy this heat is absolutely
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fucking draining me. Oh looky there, nice little soul
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Shard just waiting for me. Savage Beast When you cast an
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animal companion combat, you generate for, well, the only pet
I actually. Oh yeah, I see.
All right, so when I released the damn bug, it'll give me a
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bunch of alt Dwemer. Ruin unsoiled by bandits and
thieves. Miraculous.
With the folks? None.
Just do that and read some of these pages that you got sitting
around backpack focusing crystals.
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Stuff. I put the bug there and the ice
here. We'll do this.
All right? Yeah.
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That that puts down fences. That was good.
I like that. Yeah, I like that a lot.
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That works a lot better. Yeah, it's absolutely destroying
them. Should have pick that first of
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all, but I don't mind leveling up the skill.
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That's the end of that tail. It is the end of that tail.
Looking forward to seeing what you make with that.
Let's eat something, you'll see it done.
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Absolute annihilation. Loving it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that a lot.
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I do believe we're good at this.If she got into it with a Wharf.
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Oh, yes, voice.
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Yeah. All right.
Nobody in the area knows how to use a mic.
That's too bad. Something I need to explore over
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here. Well that looks pretty
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easy. Cheesy.
Good quality there. But now,
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alrighty, there we go.
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All right, I guess we'll go to Maramo or whatever his name is.
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That could be helpful. I love how it destroys their
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defenses. That's nice.
We're in this. Together.
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Where's the damn door at? There we go.
That's what I was looking for. I've reassembled A splendid.
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Let's see here. It works.
I knew it would, of course. Into the tunnel you go.
Now to get that door open. At long last, this SoC come.
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We'll talk of our next move inside.
OK, Oh boy. As you see, despite the age of
these, this control rod. I guess we'll fix this one
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first. What is this?
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OK, all right, other side.
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And it looks like you're cleaning up all the filth for me
while I get to work. Shit inventories full.
I don't have to do this, so get out my cellar.
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You have more shinies than you know what to do with, Am I
right? Here?
Let me help. Relieve you of.
Some of them sure. Drop the SP in the bank people.
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Your ball is bullshit. I'll have to buy some more bags
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space. It's because all these stupid
ass maps. Excellent work knowledge.
There may be more. Constant.
OK, let's get to it then, buddy.So the schematics were here.
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I doubt they escaped. These writings could prove
crucial to understanding the schematics.
My brother should be able to decipher these.
Interesting. Continue looking for the
schematics. I'll meet up with you shortly.
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Standard protect us. Let's get out there.
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I took care of that problem and I took care of it out.
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Let me see what I got here. The olds of endeavors.
Oh damn, I'm over 2000 now, might be able to get a goodie.
Those are super expensive. Those are ugly as hell. 2000
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lame orbs. What's the hell all about?
I had some. I meant though.
What's this?
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Oh, that's neat. All right.
What is that flying magic book? Oh, that's pretty cool
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times. Herald Bow.
Not much of an animation. Oh, that looks kind of harsh.
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Look at that. No, I don't see anything I
really care about. Warm hands,
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I don't see anything I care about.
Hey, buddy. There you are, the schematics, I
hear, Killeen. I must get the schematics to my
workshop. Join me if you wish to return to
town. Come Clanker.
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Yeah, that's what we're going togo for.
For me, life's death. Arctic wind can now be morphed
noise the other ways before I'llget another skill point though.
See. OK, so we're going to want I'm
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going to go over there you, hey you.
I didn't think I'd ever find you.
You move around. I'm Nick.
Colleen. I work for Captain Colleen.
She sent me to find you. See if you'd had any luck
recruiting for our heist. Looks like you're already making
new friends. Yeah, and listen.
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Just so you know, we're set up in a hideout near the docks.
Come find us when you finish. There's three folks.
Captain clean. She's insane sport.
All right, let me go get some ofthis other junk 1st and I'll
head over there. Oh nice, what did you find?
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She's gone. I will never.
See. Help me, please.
They've stolen my Ariana. They she's the.
Love of my life. All right, I'll go save her.
Go get this first, though. But he won't be swinging a
sword. The treasure or no?
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Nope. Oh, I guess we'll go save these
people. The crap off the map.
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All right, let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves
into. Why am I carrying that little
video dagger for it? That doesn't make sense.
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I'm not even carrying a dagger since I have Staffs.
That was odd. Another fine for your pack.
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I don't know. Damn stupid.
That's all shit for Magica. I'm gonna eat some roast,
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OK? It's like one of our people we
need to save is over here. What the Hell's going on with
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me? What the Hell's going on here?
Let me go back in. Oh man.
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Oh, damn. Maps.
Shamal must leave this evil place.
What in the hell is going on? See what's happening?
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Well, something's not working right.
No, I don't know. What the Hell's the deal?
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Well, let me see how many charges I got on it.
I said it's got plenty of charges.
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So it's not going to let me see my staff.
It glitched out. It may fix once I log out.
That's going to look dumb thoughbecause I'm going live.
I not going to turn it off rightnow.
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That's crazy. Yes, I'm fine.
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But you're not. Please sit down just for a
moment. We need to get back to town.
Safer there as soon as you're rested.
We'll go no sense. Running back to town just.
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There we go. I'm going to make life easier.
What do we have here? Health recovery.
That's what we want, OK? That was neatly done.
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The way you got it, that's Sea Drake all right.
We need to go. It's not.
Safe here? Fine, you stubborn fool.
Mug Robin off bug keep an eye on.
Shamar got it. Dear Rihanna, moth balls and
hoth bug, don't stay too long. Reach us back.
At the. Top.
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I wonder if it's the outfit that's doing it.
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Yeah, it's the outfit. They must, uh, not set it
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properly with equipment. It's fine, I'll report the bug
later. I need help.
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Help another find for your pack.Help me.
They're after me. The sea drinks when it gets
foggy, like last night. They play tricks with the
lighthouse. Lure ships aground with maiden's
breath. My ship.
They lured us in and wrecked us.Drowned, Captured.
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Captain Larissa's looking for them.
You heard of Crafty Larissa, right?
Yeah, I'll take care of it. We've
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got this. It's like we've pissed off the
mud crab. Hooker fine.
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Howler. Oh why this heat is atrocious.
Good quality there. With the bastard.
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Damn it. Standard provides.
That's that. There we go.
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All right, two more and we get a point.
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Wow, you aren't at all what I was expecting.
Let's talk. What brings you to this trash
pit? Sneak up on you.
It's what I do. Now answer my question.
What are you doing? Not charming.
The maidens wrecked on the sandyshore.
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As for crafty Larissa, we're going to disguise my crew with
look for hampers. Remember, you can take clothes
from hampers or off Dead Sea drakes.
No, I'm trying not to get killed.
Yeah, try not to go. All right, We'll go this way
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first go. Around.
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Well. Who are you?
Stay away from Helene. She's a monster.
(01:38:48):
Another torturer from Helene. Even uglier than the last one.
Yeah. Yeah.
Give pirates a bad name. Kill every last one of them you
see? OK, When do pirates ever have a
good name though? Take care of that fitting.
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A knight. Well done.
And over there is where to see third person.
It's not. The end of our tail.
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Stemble was with us in their fight.
Yes, Sir. Don't know who you are?
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Word of advice, don't let them capture you.
If you can't get away, die fighting.
Like you did, It was tough talk.And that's the end of that tale.
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It is. You're a welcome.
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Almost done. Then.
Everyone's out except my first mate, Derek.
Or they've got him in the belly of Helene's ship.
You'll find the keys below deck.Look for Derek.
I'll be visiting Helene. Or cabin girl honey.
And the key to the storeroom, All right.
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I. Do believe we're good at this?
Pretty good. I knew you missed me.
(01:44:36):
Thieves drove nice. Extend or protect us?
Let's get out there. We're still.
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Standing. Be proud of that.
If there are, I don't recall allthat shit happening before.
Goodness. Who In a blip, Yeah, Captain
Larissa never leaves anyone behind.
Make sure she's. Safe.
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They actually did leave you behind.
If I wouldn't have came to save you here, I used to be still
sitting there. Wait, you're not Mike?
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What have you. Did you?
Poison me. Hi Captain, are you feeling OK?
Got you like a stuck. Pig.
Cut your eyes out. Roast you.
Like you did my crew. No, that won't happen again.
Oh, she fell down. My, that felt good.
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Me. I'll just be going then.
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Stop her in the snatch, all right?
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Alright, I gotta see this spawn the
second I stepped out. Looking forward to seeing what
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you make with that. My crew's safe and only a little
bit tortured. I call that win is dead.
Many a captain who sails these waters will be glad of that
news. She's a bit too obsessed with
(01:49:00):
old Faharajat for me, but I likeher style seeing as I need a new
ship. All right, folks, let's go ahead
and shut this shit down for a bit.
(01:49:28):
I'm going for a while now.
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