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(00:02):
Hello ladies and gentlemen, My name is Brett Keane from GOD TV
Radio. I hope you're all having a
wonderful day. We're getting back to some ESO.
We're going to attempt to finishout the quest in Strauss Mackay,
and then afterwards we're going to go to Betnik, that's what

(00:26):
it's called. Or beatnik, something like that.
OK, talk to Roumarne. We've done all the pirate stuff.
I think I'm going to go this wayand try to go around all that
trash over there. It doesn't treasure chest over

(00:58):
here. No, I'm going to try doing my
videos at 1080 and see what happens with that. 720 isn't
terrible, but I'd like a little bit more clarity and detail.

(01:24):
No, no treasure. Whoa, good job, Isabel.
Oh, you got a mud crab mad under?

(01:45):
Your prowess was befitting a knight.
Well done. Things didn't really do anything
but making a lot of boom boom

(02:08):
noises. Man, I am so glad that I changed
that area of environment and don't.

(02:31):
Protect us from harm. And these creatures don't stand
a chance with renewability. Yeah, I recently morphed my
insect ability to damage the shielding and protection around

(02:52):
creatures. Their armor gets destroyed and
then all my environmental damageis absolutely eats your ass up.
It's beautiful. I love it.
Let me see. I think I'm going to do this

(03:13):
quest 1st and then we'll work onthe rule on Deal.
OK, Where is it at on the map? I think it's right there.
That's where we want to go. We're trying to basically solve
a Riddle that will involve getting me a treasure if I can
solve the clues. Supposedly in one of the patches

(03:43):
they had did something that was supposed to make the area
better, better textures and all that, but I can't really tell
them. I've played this area quite a
bit so in the past whenever I was playing Elder Scrolls on PC.

(04:09):
Good quality there. Oh shit, I forgot to do that
quest, huh? Yeah, I'm going to.
What am I? Going to do.
Mother's going to kill me. Mother said this would happen.

(04:33):
Well, I had an awful battle withsome monsters over this way.
Oh damn, I forgot I got to go upin the tower first in order to
activate this bullshit. That's dumb.

(04:54):
Go on without me, I have to do something over here.
Well, you got to take a shit by the rock or something.
OK, OK, the tower I got to go in is

(05:30):
now. Let's look at that.
Well, we'll find it later. Right now we'll concentrate on
this shit. Just seeing my I was a Now we
lure out the monster. Well, here we go.
Please stay close. Careful now, those mud crabs are

(05:56):
tough. Mud crabs are tough.
Oh man, he's an orc who's a complete Nutter pussy.
There it is. Good luck.

(06:27):
There we go. All right, where's this guy at?
Let me make sure that voice chatis on in the area.

(06:49):
People be able to hear me if I turn it on.
I think I only see somebody called Silent Wisdom.
Did you see how big that thing was?
And those teeth? I can't believe I lost my sword

(07:10):
again. I don't.
Know you're not cut out for a warfare.
Follow your passion and make weapons.
I'm not fighting anymore. All right, see you later, pal.
Come see me in port, Hun Ding. All right, I took care of

(08:13):
that here. We go.

(08:38):
Yes. Do you have something for me?
Yeah, I found something for you.Just what my sphere needs.
Just give me a minute, then throw that switch over there.
All right. Good, I believe this will work.

(09:10):
One never knows what's going to happen when working on drummer
devices. Yeah, although either blow up or
kill you seems pretty sensible. Now throw the lever and we will

(09:33):
see what happens. Oh, research never goes as one
expects. Was that good?
I'm amazed it worked at all, butthanks to you, I've made

(09:55):
remarkable strides today. Narama will be thrilled.
Please take this for your good work.
All righty. Oof.
Getting close to level 26 does. Not often produce such
spectacular results. Most cratifying.

(10:16):
All right, let's see. OK, so that tower way over
there, that's where we got to get to here.
We. Go.

(10:37):
When I got to eat something, there we go.
Bring up my health. Oh, it shows that.
The treasure chest perhaps over here.
Where's that? Nope.

(10:58):
Where the Hell's that tower? Another fine for your pack.
Yeah, let's do some swimming. Boy that would feel good in the

(11:23):
heat of the desert. Hopping into the pool ocean.
That'd be nice. Might go fishing later.

(11:46):
See, one of the reasons I like Befesda games is there's sure
there's combat quest and all that kind of shit, but the
ambience to feel like you're in a completely different world or
universe, That's one of the reasons why I like Starfield.

(12:09):
Fallout. Unfortunately, it feels as
though Bethesda might have gave up on Starfield.

(12:29):
I think they could have made tons of money for years off of
Fallout. Skyrim, well, they made a lot of
money by remaking it over and over, but it could have just
continued making more content. All right, so we started it up.
Now I got to go to that warrior thing that we were talking

(12:51):
about. Oh, and it's all some shit.

(13:12):
You. Have more shinies than you know
what to do with, am I right? Here, let me help relieve you.
Of some of them. OK, whoops, let's get rid of

(13:36):
some of that crap. Don't need that.
Keep all the green stuff. We'll keep these,

(14:13):
they could have put like 1 copper or something for that
shit. I'm going to have to get rid of
some of these maps. Did someone call for a night?

(14:43):
Yes, they did. OK, Yeah, it's only 24.
Let's see that Don't feel like frauds and back and forth over

(15:05):
and over and over. All right, go get em.
Yep, hearing that stand against true doubt.

(15:28):
True doubt. OK so I gotta walk 45° S.

(15:58):
Shit, so fucking stupid. No, not degrees, paces.
OK, try this bullshit again. This time we're going to go

(16:25):
directly out of the South Channel.
This is a dumb fucking quest. There we go.

(16:45):
Now I got to go over to the Island of Faces, which is over
here. Even though it doesn't look a
damn bit like Faces. This is where to go.
A lot of people, surprisingly don't know how to do this quest.

(17:06):
I think I just had a woman go past me.
No treasure there, no goodies for me.
What the fuck Collected already?Oh nice, what did you find?

(17:28):
That's some Juke me on the weavesome clothes.

(18:18):
And now I got to find the stone ship.
Where is the stone ship? I think it's remember correctly.
It's this way and I got to get past this trash mob over here.
Let's get that then.

(18:52):
We're almost through with this entire area.
Check my map, make sure there's nothing I forgot.
Take that shut off. Yeah, I discovered all the
locations. Yeah.

(19:12):
Looks like all the quests will be complete after this.
And then I got to do the heist and that'll be that.
We're off to BET next. He was wanting a shoot mean

(19:46):
well, why don't you take a shot and you failed.
Yep, now that was overkill.

(21:09):
Looks like we picked up a new weapon.
Let's see what we have. Well, I don't think it's going
to do as well as my Yeah, it's not going to be as good as my
purple item. Plus I'm getting major

(21:30):
experience move now. I'm going to need something to
eat in a little while. You ever been so hungry you're
kind of nauseous? Standar was with us in that

(22:08):
fight. OK, all right, let's take a look

(22:43):
and see what kind of necklace wegot.
Oh, this one's got magic, but this one's got good health
recovery, and it increases my health by 87 and all that shit

(23:04):
below. Yeah, I'm sorry you're not going
to work for me. Not much of a fucking treasure,
but at least I completed the quest.

(23:40):
What do we do next? I think that's what we're going
to be doing. Yeah.

(24:08):
I've tried every class in the game.
I usually as far as it goes whenit comes to races I usually
stick with Bratton. Is there good balance of health
and defense? They got an exceptional trait
where they don't get hurt much by spell damage as well as

(24:31):
elemental shit. Aisles, of course, are the
better mages whenever it comes to magic, but I don't really
need that much magic or physicalability.

(24:53):
With the Warden, it's really balanced out because you got a
lot of good area effects, you got direct damage, you got good
defense. I do like being able to sneak
though, and that kind of shit. Let me go ahead and put some

(25:20):
things on research. And I might have to start

(25:45):
selling some of that bullshit off.

(26:12):
That's a good trait to learn. OK, so we got all that taken
care of and there we go.

(26:48):
It's anything deconstruct. Sturdy.
Eye-catching. That bullshit.

(27:30):
The last time, anyone? Pause it, I think I'm going to
put about 5 grand in all right. Damn, I'm going to need 42,000
gold in order to get my next upgrade to big space.

(27:54):
That's fucking horrible. Get rid of some of the maps.

(28:25):
Thought they were supposed to make these bullshit things
stackable. Source of power for me.
All right, now we got plenty of room.

(28:59):
They put some stuff in my Guild bank.
Yeah, we have plenty of goodies here.

(29:46):
There's. Never anything new.
Here, perhaps a ship will come soon.
Steady eye. Ready to write the next chapter?
Of our tail. Let me see.

(30:07):
Oh damn, we got a ways to go forher to get to level 11.
According to AI, doing these quests over here was supposed to
get me 500 rapport with her. This bullshit.
This looks like they fucking barely moved up.

(30:29):
They lied to me. There we go.

(30:53):
OK, enter cleans hideout going. Everything over here is done.
Look at that statue. It's pretty sexy.
Good to see you back in one piece.

(31:14):
Thanks. Hey, the Captain's looking for
you. Thanks to your work, we can go
ahead with the heist. We've even got a few extra
sailors clamouring to join our crew.
You should talk to the captain upstairs.
All right. You're back.

(31:36):
Found anyone else to help us with the heist?
Yeah, we're ready to rock. I knew you'd get it done.
Who needs the old crew, those traitors, when we've got you
helping us? Yep,

(31:59):
make sure you guys are able to hear the voice.
Good. We've got a crew to rival the
legends. Time to make some money, don't
you agree? I agree.
Let's get to it. Now we're ready for the real
challenge. The heist, the targets Bosek,

(32:22):
that slimy bastards finally going to get what's coming to
him. We're going to steal his sailing
logs. We are, huh?
You mean me? His sailing logs are the key to
our fortune, friend. They're the records of every
ship that's docked here, every stolen cargo they've unloaded,

(32:42):
and every. Those records?
Absolutely. First, the lock box.
I'm staying here. OK, peace.
Oh. I can offer.
Help with I removed this. Let me know.
If there are. Remain and we'll pray for
patience. It's a wonderful Bosa keeps the
get your disguise. Quite the month.
She's right. My pleasure.

(33:05):
All right, looks good. Do this bullshit.
Wait a second. We're fucking my.
There we go. Kind of dark.

(34:00):
Well, look who's come to pay a visit.
Oh yes, try. No, not that one.

(34:25):
Yes. I want to see his.

(35:02):
Bones, what is it now? Shouted at you too, did he?
Yeah, OK, going to go out here. Sometimes.

(35:23):
I just wish for peace. My lowly servant, my dear.
This kind of annoys me. This guy is supposed to be a
thief and he's just sitting there fucking around.
He could have easily went up there, snuck and got the damn
key, but I have to go through all this bullshit.

(35:45):
I don't mind doing quest, it's just I don't like it whenever
they show that the other NPCS are perfectly capable of doing
the job, but they got me doing it.
I don't mind doing heroic shit, but I don't care for shit like
this at all. We need you to steal a key while

(36:07):
we're busy out in the backyard having sex.
See, they couldn't have done that.

(36:28):
Just grab the key and go. Oh, goodness gracious.

(36:48):
I wonder if there's something down here.
Let me take that shit off of the
screen. Go to my soldiers.

(37:15):
There we go. I don't want to see that shit
all over the place. When I go into cities and towns,
I'm so hungry. There's never anything.
New here, Perhaps a ship? Will come soon.

(37:57):
All right, finally. My friend, welcome back.
Do you have some good news? Here's the shipping logs.
Here you are tharwab the shipping logs that show Bosex
defiance of the King's decrees. Come on, it's time to go.

(38:25):
Yes, it is. Go ahead and take this garment
off. On your feet, man your stations.
Prepare to sail. Take your time lady, it's not

(38:56):
like we got fucking places to go.
Finally home to Betnik before weleave for Betnik then.
We leave. Let's go.
There we go. Let's see.

(39:22):
When my crew turned traitor, I never thought I'd see Betnik
again. Feels good.
What? Now head into town and get a
drink. This is home and we'll be here
for a while. Here's your cut of the take from
the heist. Nice.
Careful here, these orcs aren't yet part of the covenant, but

(39:43):
I'm working on that. Feel free to check out Stone
Tooth Fortress, maybe you'll meet a nice orc.
Why should they join the covenant?
They aren't fools. Proud as the Sea Mount Clan are,
they can't deny the Covenant strength in numbers, and they'll
make a mountain of coin selling weapons to our alliance.

(40:09):
And that's why people like war, because they profit off of the
suffering by selling weapons andequipment to destroy each other.
Let's see Arctic when I've been waiting to put something in that

(40:33):
increases the healing over time and now heals a nearby ally for
portion of the initial heal. Damages enemies instead of
healing yourself, but heels if no enemies are damaged.
Stuns enemies after delay, reduces the cost.

(40:57):
Well I already got enough like asphalt abilities so I'll have a
stamina heal and I'll have a magica heal but I did this.

(41:19):
Wind persists for 20 seconds. Fill your phones to the bone
dealing 500. And man, they're both nice.
Develop yourself in winter windsinstantly hailing for Gallia The
auto Nah, that's too good of a heel.

(41:44):
I'm I'm gonna have to go for that.
I already have enough area of effect deals anyway.
All right, Go do some Betnik step.

(42:13):
What's going on? Guys, newcomer. # down.
Fuck ball. There's no way to talk to him,
man. Good thing you sailed in with
Captain Colleen. Outsiders aren't welcome on
Betnik, especially not now. Why?
Bloodthorn cultists attack the fortress.

(42:35):
You're lucky you don't look likethem or you'd have a spear in
your belly. Yeah, you guard a dock, you're
not really all that bad ass, palof.
Course, we slaughtered most. The rest fled.
We stole. OK, nice enmity happen.

(42:56):
Go up here and get this real quick.
Did I get it? Yeah.
Would try out the new ability. Good, I'll be able to heal her

(43:31):
and deal with my issues. Well, well,

(44:14):
Oh yeah, I forgot to put that new uh, chess piece.
Got to yes almost has 3000 armoron it.
Noise. All right, where's the cellar

(44:43):
at? More driftwood washed up from
the sea. I'm Tosgol's forge wife, so
watch your tongue or I'll pull it up.

(45:04):
Oh fuck you, no way to talk to aguest.

(45:28):
What are you hungry for? Oh I've been looking for that
carrot soup shit. There was another one too.
It's what is it. Loser doesn't sell it.

(46:18):
This was part of a the Bloodthorn the cultist start
with Shaman Lagann. Yeah, OK, I guess we'll go down
here and get this shit started. Somebody I have to talk to here.

(46:40):
Yeah, you can't hide. In there forever.
Oh, boy. I trust you are here to help.
Dark rituals are being performedaround the island.
I first smelled the corruption on the wind.

(47:03):
Then my shaman found evidence atan alien ruin nearby.
All right, who's performing the same cult that attacked the
fortress? I sense a link between the
attack and the rituals. There is a way to be certain.
Chief Tosgol has forbidden me from pursuing this.
So I ask you to. By the bridge to the South is a

(47:25):
totem. Those who touch it see visions.
It may show you a vision that links the attack to the rituals.
I feel corrupting the island. Follow wherever the vision leads
you. All righty.
You journey into danger. Choose your steps carefully.
I will. Thank you very much.
Let's see. This is a vision totem.

(47:51):
Let's set it to where. OK,

(48:33):
so there's a Shard over there. Good quality there.
Yeah, lose some copper. No wings.

(49:04):
You have the scroll. Rejoice that you did not fail.
Varden will be pleased. I live to serve my masters.
Go West to the Ayliad site. The Scrolls ritual should enable
you to succeed where the others fail.
I will not fail you, Mistress. All right.

(49:36):
Oh, it's a toy. One more of those and we got
another skill point. Where am I at?

(50:04):
Well, while we're over here, we might as well see what that's
all about. OK,

(51:07):
nice. Got me an achievement, yes?

(52:01):
There are none left to stand against us.

(52:28):
All right, go to that tree over there, some cotton.

(52:50):
Yeah, clear it out. Set his airs on fire.

(53:23):
Stendar was with us in that fight.
Sure was. I meet you at last.

(53:49):
I saw you defeat the scheming Red Guard who rules Stros Makai.
I see great events swirling about you.
Visions. This is one of three shrines
around Betnik that give glimpsesof events that affect many
lives. They affect you in particular.
Would you like to see them yourself?
Sure. Burn these herbs.

(54:09):
At each shrine you will receive a vision of things to come.
I will be in my longhouse shouldyou have questions, All right.
I know what you're planning, Your Grace.

(54:33):
What are you doing here? Leave my room at once.
I won't allow Al care to fall into Red Guard hands.
Al Care and Red Guard hands. Tears of Set.
You've gone mad. I'm sorry but this is the only.
Way that could be helpful? No, please.

(54:54):
Well, that sucked. Yep,

(55:28):
go over here and get this traveldeal.

(56:13):
I'll take care of that. Now read the scroll.
The ritual it holds will send you into the spirit realm.
Now read the. Scroll.
The ritual it holds will send you into the spirit realm.
Should you succeed, I will follow.
In the name of the bloodthorns. Enter the spirit realm.

(56:44):
Failure again. Perhaps an ancient cursive is
here. I will try the ritual in our
lair. Well, look who's here.
Let me guess, you want into the Bloodthorn secret lair?
I unburden their secret entranceof its lock.

(57:06):
I've got your back, good looking.
Good looking. Oh boy, What you doing here,
Dakar? Looking for you, Lagonic told
me. You were headed this way,
chasing the creeps who attacked the fortress.

(57:28):
You knew about the Bloodthorn lair?
Sure, I tracked a few of them totheir cave.
Rather than poke around on my own, I decided to wait for you,
my friend. And here you are.
All right, let's do it. There's chest over there.

(57:59):
No. My blade is yours.

(58:43):
OK, my dress back up in my othergear for me.
There we go. Oh man, the colors messed up on

(59:07):
it. I had it painted a really cool
color. That sucks.

(59:42):
Hey, you good stuff in there?
Yeah. This place reminds me of the

(01:00:06):
grave. Good to.
See your face again. Why do evil lairs always smell
so bad? This is not the end of our tail.

(01:00:42):
I do believe we're good at this.Not too bad.

(01:01:12):
I'm going to rob this place clean later.
Companion shield, OK. Donuts and sold gems.

(01:02:02):
Stand our see you safely to your.
We could always ask them to leave the island.

(01:03:15):
At last. Success.
I can enter the spirit realm. The next phase of our mission
can begin. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

(01:03:46):
I'm starting to phase out and later these.
Blood thorns need to be robbed. OK, I'm getting a little tired.
We need to take a nap or something.
Get rid of the same bug myself over here.

(01:04:19):
We'll go here.
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