14 | "Call Me Absolute Batman"

Welcome to another episode of BRO CHURCH, where we dive into everything from health care conspiracies to alpha males who are "just a little too serious about themselves"—looking at you, Dave. This week, we’re discussing United Healthcare's very own Brian Thompson, who, in a shocking twist, met his untimely end at the hands of Luigi Mangione. Yes, you read that right. We’ll pay respects, but don’t worry, the laughs are still coming. We’re also talking about a little thing called “Absolute Batman”—the guy who thinks wearing a bat-shaped mask makes him the ultimate authority on justice. (Spoiler: he's really just a guy with a lot of opinions about Gotham.)

Plus, ever wondered what would happen if Bigfoot showed up in Call of Duty? (Hint: It’s not pretty.) Or why chimney fires are the least of your problems when you're hunting cryptids? We also break down the latest pop culture chaos, like the real truth about Santa Claus (spoiler: he's real, and he doesn’t want you to know that), a deep dive into the Joker movie, and, of course, why Colin Farrell’s Penguin might be the best thing in Gotham since... well, ever.

So grab a drink, sit back, and listen to us try to explain how Three Kings are the unsung heroes of the holidays (they brought gifts, okay?). And don’t forget to laugh at Dave, because he’s the reason we’re still having fun in 2024.