Broke Ass Dads

Jordan’s got no kids at home and still manages to be exhausted—classic dad move. Meanwhile, Scott’s basement floods, Jordan injures his eye fixing a faucet, and both are getting ready for a Vegas trip with more anxiety than excitement. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the realities of dad-level trip planning, whether liquid IV drips are worth it, the art of gambling without blowing your retirement, and which senses the...

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan go full dad-logic on spring break planning—while their wives are downstairs plotting a luxury escape that rivals a billionaire’s itinerary. From fighting Iowa speeding tickets with imaginary Kardashian lawyers to manifesting wealth with framed blank checks, the dads spiral into a hilarious breakdown of vacation delusions, parenting expenses, and marital negotiations.

They weigh the...

In this star-spangled episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into two wildly different Independence Day weekends. While Jordan was surviving turf fields, $25 entry fees, and Des Moines hotel lobby bars during a travel softball tournament, Scott was enjoying a classic lakeside 4th — until a black-tie wedding in 96° heat crashed the party.

They rant about travel sports robbing family time, weddings scheduled on national holi...

On this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan finally (allegedly) finishes his move — but not before outsourcing every part of it and possibly getting banned from his own house. Meanwhile, Scott tries to make sense of a mysterious moving box labeled “living room clothes.” Oh, and surprise: Jordan’s dad (a.k.a. Broke Ass Papa) joins the show and drops some classic Vegas wisdom, 80s-style fatherhood reflections, and one crucial tip for s...

In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the highs, lows, and humid chaos of Midwest summer parenting. From unexpected run-ins with Wisconsin state troopers to the bougie vs. rustic overnight camp debate, the dads share their own wild stories of father-son camp weekends—complete with creaky bunks, 2:45 AM toilet flushes, and questionable sleep arrangements. They break down the absu...

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott accidentally live the same chaotic business trip without even planning it—from an unexpected airport reunion at 4:30 a.m., to a shared flight that went wildly off-course and landed in scenic (and confusing) Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. The dads recount their harrowing 8-hour journey to New York, complete with circling delays, militant flight attendants, and bathroom emergencies. But don&ap...

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan is solo parenting while preparing to move—and things are going exactly as you'd expect: one box packed, zero strategy, and a whole lot of complaining. Scott and Jordan dive into the chaos of moving with kids, sticker-shock from moving company quotes, and the mafia-level tape charges movers sneak in. Plus, the guys explore the absurdity of insurance math, share tips (and warnings) from past m...

In this chaotic and hilariously relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the end-of-school-year whirlwind—aka “May-hem.” From Spirit Week meltdowns and last-minute glitter runs to teacher gifts, bus driver diplomacy, graduation party madness, and the mystery of why summer break starts before summer does, the dads try to make sense of it all.

They also tackle the struggle of keeping kids off screens, ...

Memorial Day weekend is over, and Jordan and Scott are back with sunburns, softball chants, and a wallet hangover. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the chaos of travel sports — comparing the chill vibes of girls' softball to the intensity of boys' baseball — and marvel at the mystery of bourbon-toting parents. They also explore the financial tsunami that hits every family this time of year: summer camps, home...

This week on Broke as Dads, Jordan and Scott reunite in person to talk big purchases — specifically, new cars. From the horrors of returning a messy lease to custom-ordering a Ford Expedition, the dads dive deep into the world of suburban SUVs, third-row seating debates, and whether remote start is the most essential feature in the Midwest. Plus, they wade into hot water with EV enthusiasts and environmentalists. Are they just old-...

The Broke Ass Dads are back — and this time, they’re not even in the same room. In this remote-recorded episode, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of adulthood with their usual banter and brutal honesty. From signing papers on a new house to planning (and failing to plan) 10-year anniversary celebrations, the guys discuss everything from bed politics and gift-giving anxiety to whether switching sides of the bed is a sign of pure...

In this episode, Scott & Jordan dive into the pressures and peculiarities of gift-giving, especially with Mother's Day and a 10-year wedding anniversary looming. They debate spending thresholds, the merits of joint vs. individual gifts, and whether experiences trump material items. Scott reveals his wife's aggressive home renovation plans, while Jordan considers renting out rooms for 4th of July parking. Plus, they ra...

Broke Ass Dads are back — and they’re knee-deep in Oreos, house projects, and marital negotiations. Jordan kicks things off with an Oreo confession, leading to a surprisingly deep dive into cookie technology (spoiler: double-stuffed reigns supreme). But it’s not just snacks on the docket — Scott and Jordan tackle the classic "his vs. hers" dilemmas, from gluten-free groceries to home improvement chaos. Scott shares the jo...

This week, Jordan drops the ultimate bombshell—he bought a new house… five days after swearing he wouldn’t. From freezing their asses off at travel sports to cocoon-style sleeping bags for sideline moms, the dads break down the absurd gear, grueling schedules, and wallet-destroying costs of suburban parenthood. Plus, Scott reveals his favorite “item” to bring to games (hint: she’s potty-trained and great for dodging awkward convos)...

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the madness of travel sports season—from overpriced folding chairs to mysterious team slush funds. They break down the ridiculous purchases they’re guilted into, debate the Stanley cup epidemic, and call out the sneaky invoice culture of kid activities.

Plus, the dads get fired up about the Masters, defend Bryson DeChambeau (their unofficial sponsor), ...

Jordan and Scott bravely venture into the terrifying world of youth travel sports, where dreams of D1 scholarships are funded by selling plasma and maxing out credit cards. They kick things off by discussing the harrowing experience of attending a WWE event with their sons at the Allstate Arena, a venue so dated its carpet rivals that of the Las Vegas airport. But the real smackdown begins when they tackle the wallet-obliterating c...

Jordan and Scott are back from their family spring break trip to Mexico, and they’ve got stories. From the chaos of the check-in and check-out process to the art of scrutinizing an all-inclusive bill (because you know they tried something), they cover it all. Plus, the airport snacks that require a second mortgage, a baby and a dog living their best lives in first class, and the absolute madness of March — March Madness and The Mas...

Hola from paradise! This week, Jordan and Scott are coming to you live from their all-inclusive resort in Mexico. Tune in as they break down the highs and lows of resort life, questionable tequila choices, and the hilarious world of bad resort reviews. From top-shelf tequilas to vacation hangovers (or lack thereof), no topic is off-limits. Grab a drink (preferably with a tiny umbrella) and join the Broke Ass Dads for a vacation sta...

Spring Break is here, and we’re breaking down the chaos of traveling with kids—because let’s be real, it’s never a vacation. We dive into the must-have (but totally ridiculous) travel purchases, the great snack debate (Goldfish or bust), and why Scott is ready to fight anyone who swears by packing cubes. Buckle up, grab your travel-sized tequila, and get ready for some dad-level spring break wisdom—aka, survival tips wrapped in pur...