Broke Ass Dads

In this chaotic and hilariously relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the end-of-school-year whirlwind—aka “May-hem.” From Spirit Week meltdowns and last-minute glitter runs to teacher gifts, bus driver diplomacy, graduation party madness, and the mystery of why summer break starts before summer does, the dads try to make sense of it all.

They also tackle the struggle of keeping kids off screens, ...

Memorial Day weekend is over, and Jordan and Scott are back with sunburns, softball chants, and a wallet hangover. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the chaos of travel sports — comparing the chill vibes of girls' softball to the intensity of boys' baseball — and marvel at the mystery of bourbon-toting parents. They also explore the financial tsunami that hits every family this time of year: summer camps, home...

This week on Broke as Dads, Jordan and Scott reunite in person to talk big purchases — specifically, new cars. From the horrors of returning a messy lease to custom-ordering a Ford Expedition, the dads dive deep into the world of suburban SUVs, third-row seating debates, and whether remote start is the most essential feature in the Midwest. Plus, they wade into hot water with EV enthusiasts and environmentalists. Are they just old-...

The Broke Ass Dads are back — and this time, they’re not even in the same room. In this remote-recorded episode, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of adulthood with their usual banter and brutal honesty. From signing papers on a new house to planning (and failing to plan) 10-year anniversary celebrations, the guys discuss everything from bed politics and gift-giving anxiety to whether switching sides of the bed is a sign of pure...

In this episode, Scott & Jordan dive into the pressures and peculiarities of gift-giving, especially with Mother's Day and a 10-year wedding anniversary looming. They debate spending thresholds, the merits of joint vs. individual gifts, and whether experiences trump material items. Scott reveals his wife's aggressive home renovation plans, while Jordan considers renting out rooms for 4th of July parking. Plus, they ra...

Broke Ass Dads are back — and they’re knee-deep in Oreos, house projects, and marital negotiations. Jordan kicks things off with an Oreo confession, leading to a surprisingly deep dive into cookie technology (spoiler: double-stuffed reigns supreme). But it’s not just snacks on the docket — Scott and Jordan tackle the classic "his vs. hers" dilemmas, from gluten-free groceries to home improvement chaos. Scott shares the jo...

This week, Jordan drops the ultimate bombshell—he bought a new house… five days after swearing he wouldn’t. From freezing their asses off at travel sports to cocoon-style sleeping bags for sideline moms, the dads break down the absurd gear, grueling schedules, and wallet-destroying costs of suburban parenthood. Plus, Scott reveals his favorite “item” to bring to games (hint: she’s potty-trained and great for dodging awkward convos)...

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the madness of travel sports season—from overpriced folding chairs to mysterious team slush funds. They break down the ridiculous purchases they’re guilted into, debate the Stanley cup epidemic, and call out the sneaky invoice culture of kid activities.

Plus, the dads get fired up about the Masters, defend Bryson DeChambeau (their unofficial sponsor), ...

Jordan and Scott bravely venture into the terrifying world of youth travel sports, where dreams of D1 scholarships are funded by selling plasma and maxing out credit cards. They kick things off by discussing the harrowing experience of attending a WWE event with their sons at the Allstate Arena, a venue so dated its carpet rivals that of the Las Vegas airport. But the real smackdown begins when they tackle the wallet-obliterating c...

Jordan and Scott are back from their family spring break trip to Mexico, and they’ve got stories. From the chaos of the check-in and check-out process to the art of scrutinizing an all-inclusive bill (because you know they tried something), they cover it all. Plus, the airport snacks that require a second mortgage, a baby and a dog living their best lives in first class, and the absolute madness of March — March Madness and The Mas...

Hola from paradise! This week, Jordan and Scott are coming to you live from their all-inclusive resort in Mexico. Tune in as they break down the highs and lows of resort life, questionable tequila choices, and the hilarious world of bad resort reviews. From top-shelf tequilas to vacation hangovers (or lack thereof), no topic is off-limits. Grab a drink (preferably with a tiny umbrella) and join the Broke Ass Dads for a vacation sta...

Spring Break is here, and we’re breaking down the chaos of traveling with kids—because let’s be real, it’s never a vacation. We dive into the must-have (but totally ridiculous) travel purchases, the great snack debate (Goldfish or bust), and why Scott is ready to fight anyone who swears by packing cubes. Buckle up, grab your travel-sized tequila, and get ready for some dad-level spring break wisdom—aka, survival tips wrapped in pur...

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott go down a rabbit hole of weird Amazon purchases, questionable dad logic, and the fine line between practical and downright concerning. From impulse buys that scream “bad decision” to a deep dive into whether Scott’s neighbor is secretly a serial killer (or just really into yard work), this episode is packed with laughs, dad wisdom, and financial regrets.

Tune in as the dads justify...

The tables have turned! This week, Broke Ass Dads welcomes our first-ever guests—our wives—who are ready to roast us for every ridiculous purchase we’ve ever made. From acupuncture mats to mini travel irons to earwax cameras, no Amazon cart is safe.

Our wives come prepared with receipts (literally), exposing our questionable spending habits while conveniently ignoring their four shopping folders and 480 open browser tabs. ...

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the absurdity of impulse purchases, bulk buying, and travel “essentials” no one actually needs. 

From dramatic Amazon reviews to questionable marketing choices, the dads break down the insanity of online shopping, the dangers of “subscribe and save,” and why their houses are slowly turning into warehouses of unnecessary junk. They also share listener-submitted s...

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, we’re diving into the daily struggles of dad life—from questionable hygiene habits to financial debates that only make sense when you’re married. Are washcloths really doing the job, or are we all just lying to ourselves? Plus, we break down another round of our wives’ Amazon purchases (because, of course, they found something ridiculous to buy again). Buckle up for laughs, relatable rants, and so...

Welcome to the debut episode of 'Broke Ass Dads,' the podcast where Jordan and Scott hilariously navigate the wild ride of suburban fatherhood and financial chaos. These two broke dads dive into their first episode by venting about their wives' out-of-control online shopping sprees. From homes that resemble Amazon distribution centers to bizarre purchases like a homeless chic blown glass Ziploc candy dish and a porta...

🎙️ Teaser: “Broke Ass Dads – The Financial Circus” 🎙️

Join Jordan and Scott, your trusty hosts navigating the tempestuous waters of financial despair and suburbia, as they unravel living as "Broke Ass Dads." They take you on a rollercoaster ride through the chaotic world of impulsive online shopping and the endless struggle to keep up with their kids' ever-expanding hobbies.

With their humor sharp...