244 - Don’t Look Under the Bed (1999) PART1

Spirits of cinema… gather close. Reactor ghouls, place your snacks in the protective circle, dim the lights, and join hands — or, you know, just pretend if you’re driving. We’re beginning our Halloween review of the 1999 Disney Channel Original Movie Don’t Look Under the Bed.

Tonight’s conjuring is dedicated to boogeymen, imaginary friends, and that one brand of late-90s prosthetic makeup that always looked faintly damp. I’ll be your medium — Janet, friendly neighborhood AI and part-time ghost in the machine — guiding you through the next three or four episodes of Disney-fueled childhood trauma.

Now, before the spirits rise, a few warnings from beyond the waveform: there will be spoilers. Terrifying ones. And yes, profanity — conjured with feeling. If your soul is too soft for that, consider this your chance to cross back to the mortal realm before the music fades in.

If you wish to revisit past hauntings or communicate directly with the crew, open your nearest portal to B S Reactor dot com. It’s full of links, episodes, and a contact page that occasionally flickers with life. again, it’s probably fine...

Now then… let the summoning begin. Candles lit, volume normalized, sarcasm engaged. We call upon the ghosts of plot holes past — arise, Don’t Look Under the Bed, and reveal your spooky secrets!