May 19, 2025 • 45 mins
In this episode of B.S. with Tommy and Wes, the boys are on another walk and talk Elote's Cinco De Mayo Event, Reviewing and Ranking Black Rifle Energy Drinks, & Final Destination: Bloodlines - PLUS we come down to the FINAL 6 contestants on Wrestling Survivor🔥
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Now on to the episode. Welcome.
(00:21):
Welcome. Welcome to BS.
With Tommy and Wes. You shouldn't gargle caffeine
you. Should not gargle caffeine.
Good afternoon. Good afternoon.
With Tommy and Wes. I'm Tommy.
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He's Wes. I am.
And with our powers combined with my build and your looks, we
make a whole bear fighter. We do.
We do. Actually so fun.
Funny story here there is a picture of Dmitry Alexandrov and
I Yep. Where there there was an app
that face morphed us. Oh, and it's a frightening
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looking image. Oh, it's only frightening
because it looks so natural. Jesus, it looks like a a real
person. A real person.
Yeah. Goodness gracious.
Welcome back to Week 2 of Walk Pod.
Yes, so we do a walking simulator.
We're walking currently passed alot of cars.
We're we're walking down 121st. We're heading to the Warren.
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We're going to do another lap around the Warren again this
week. It was, it was nice last week.
It was. We got a really good episode
last week too, from walking around the Warren.
We so enjoyed it a lot. Yeah.
And so did the people, I think at least.
I don't know. They definitely did.
I hope so. I don't actually check those
things. I do.
But welcome back to another episode, Episode 26, Wesley, how
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was your life? How goes the things?
It's so, so busy. So busy.
Yeah. So I, I just organized a, a
biker rally for my job whole yeah, we had the Black Wall
Street rally at, at Route 66, Harley-Davidson.
And it was, it was a lot. There was so many people.
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They were all really cool, like everybody I talked with today.
Fantastic people. I got very sunburnt.
You did I? I look like I'm trying to
cosplay as Patrick Starr right now.
Lobster crane today. But other than that, I've just
been doing more client work along with regular work and oh.
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I did. Happen to show up at Bizarre
Underground on Friday night? Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I heard a big ginger man running his mouth, so I had to
come out, make a full entrance. Obviously.
Pink Barbie Barbie pink flat brim hat and some Art the Clown
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sunflower sunglasses included. He asked me what I wanted.
It was it was a it was a Christmas story kind of Santa
Claus with the kid on the lap. Like what do you want for
Christmas? He was like.
What do you want? Wesley Crane and I kicked him in
the balls because that's the kind of guy I am it.
Sounds like I've heard very civilized conversation.
Yeah, we swapped some spit and then and then I may or may not
(03:19):
have tried to take his head off of his body did.
That did you I tried is that have you, have you successfully
done that yet? Not yet.
I'll I'll get there. Still working on it.
Still working on that. I'll I'll workshop it all right.
Well, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Yeah. I wish I could have been at the
Bazaar, especially considering Iam the current N OP champion,
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because the the Bazaar was across with Spade and Jaded and
this is wrestling, obviously. Yep.
So it sucks that I couldn't be there.
Fridays are hard to work out. I probably could have been there
if I didn't already take so manydays off of work in a row for a
Lotte. But you know what?
Worth it? Worth it.
Hello. I didn't even talk about Lete
last week. Alotte was like a load of fun.
(04:02):
Yeah. You were there on the first
night. I was.
I was there all three nights. It was it was it was a blast.
You blast. I had a lot of fun.
Made a lot of money as well, so that's always a good.
Thing. Fuck yeah.
It got to the point though, I had so much to drink because I
lived the gimmick while I'm there, brother.
Oh, I saw first hand. Oh, yes, you were there the one
night, one day with me on, on night one of three.
(04:26):
And it got to a point where we, we were, we were, we had been
there for maybe two hours. And then I, I was walking down
and then you are walking up and because we're getting ready to
do this dance thing and I had forgotten about it.
Oh yeah, I had forgotten about it.
So we're walking up and then youand Ray walk up to me and we're
like, we're ready to the dance thing.
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I'm like, I just had two shots of tequila and a beer chaser and
I have this Margarita. Yeah, because these 50 year old
women would just wouldn't stop buying me buying the alcohol
while we were in line to buy alcohol.
So it was a great time. You had been warned earlier.
You were like, bro, Tommy has somuch fun every year.
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People just be buying him drinksall the time.
Listen, I I don't know that theyunderstand that.
I know I've been out with you for your birthday.
Oh, yeah, a couple times. Oh yeah, one year in particular,
we were sitting at a bar. It was just me, you and our
significant others. And you would had enough to just
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reach over the table, grab me bythe face and kiss me on the
mouth. And I had to lay one on you for
all the times you left one on mein the ring.
So everybody be like, Oh yeah, Tommy really, really gets going.
I'm like, oh, I know. I I'm fully aware.
It got to the point, though, where by day three I had had so
much to drink by day three that like I I like I went into into
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each day like sober shit, I'm drifting.
I went into each day sober, but it took significantly less each
time. So we got we got to day three.
I'm on my last match for the weekend and I'm wrestling a a
gang beast character. It was nice.
It was fun and I started smashing beers mid match stone
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cold style, and it got to the point where we I was mid match.
I'm like, I think I'm actively getting drunk as this match goes
on and the more drunk I got the more fun was being had.
So shout out to Alotte. Man, that was a lot of fun.
Good. Hopefully I could be at the next
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Bizarre. Underground, though, you
mentioned us dancing on the first night.
Yes. So I got to pull back the
curtain a little bit on my experience with that because I
was forgetting the dance steps as they were telling them.
Yeah. So what had happened was earlier
that day, I had a 50 milligram edible.
It had kind of worn off by the time I was going to wrestle
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Nathan after my match. I was like, I think I'm done,
right, Ray? And he's like, yeah.
Yeah, you're good. So I had another one and by the
time Ray came to us about the dance, that one started to kick
it. So I was out there full blast,
very elevated. You I was lined the mountain of
(07:20):
puffy tacos. I did.
And so we're out there. I end up dancing with Lunchador.
OK, we locked up in the test of strength and just cha cha to our
ass off. And I don't even think the Cha
Cha was the dance they were teaching.
Oh, it was not. So we were we were having a
grand old time. Oh man, lunch door and I became
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very close that day. Order wrap.
Oh, brother, I, I, I was so happy that it was 3 days because
I had time to let it all sink in.
Yeah. Because usually day 2 is always
like way more fun. But then like, it's, it's
usually over at that point, you know?
Yeah, so, but having a third daylike we've had, we've had so
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much fun over the course of two days and then day three comes
and it's the day it's actually Cinco de Mayo, like we're going
to have a blasty blast. And I, I was so happy, dude, I
had so much fun. You got to go all days next
year. I'll have to.
I'll have to. Section that out and do yes, all
three days. You got to go all days next
year, Yeah Oh man. I also want to point out that
going into the weekend I had twomatches booked for this.
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I ended up wrestling like 5 or 6times, so Jesus, it was a load
of fun man. It was loads of fun.
Brother shout out to Ray Martinez and all of Alotai dude.
Yeah, I love, I love Ray. Ray Martinez brother booked me
for my very first match ever by the way.
Yeah and here we are all these years later and he booked me for
some of the most fun shit I everhave.
So love Ray Martinez. Great.
(08:49):
Hell yeah. Good guy Ray, shout out.
Ray Martinez Shout out Ray. So hopefully I can be at the
next design. Yeah, anyways, go on.
You know what? It's time for.
What's the time for? Everybody's new favorite
segments. What you're drinking piss?
(09:16):
What you drinking over there? You're double fisting, right?
Double fisting right now I've got, I've got thanks to you, by
the way, I've got the old Faithful.
Yeah, the Welch's grape Ghost. It's amazing.
Still can't find the new ghost anywhere because everybody's a
bunch of cunts. But what am I actually drinking?
And tell you this is special right here, OK?
Because this is probably the best tasting C4 there is.
(09:37):
OK. Is the Hawaiian pineapple
popsicle flavor and I don't evenlike pay attention to the
popsicle aspect of it. The Hawaiian pineapple aspect of
it is amazing. I love it so much.
Pineapple's my favorite fruit, so it's already going to win for
me. And it's so important because I
thought these were discontinued.I thought they were gone
forever. And then I went to Target and I
(10:00):
saw a whole row of them and I bought all of them.
I bought the whole row. So I am drinking the whole iron
pineapple popsicle C4. What are you drinking?
Wesley Green. OK, so as promised, I went and
obtained as many of the Black Rifle Coffee energy drink
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flavors as I possibly could. The flavors I obtained were Wild
Frost Mango something or another, I can't remember
because, and and I'll get to that in a minute.
RIP. But RIP.
I also got hold on, let me dig into my magical bag of energy
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drinks. I also got Freedom Punch what I
had last week as well as do do do do Ranger Berry.
Ranger Berry? Is that their version of like
blue Raspberry? I believe that is their version
of Raspberry. Or is it just a?
Concoction of berries? I don't know I I would assume
Raspberry because it's blue razz, right?
(11:05):
Probably. I hate the Raspberry flavor.
Anything. I burnt myself out on Blue Razz
very early on when I started working out because as I was, I
was taking the Mr. Hyde and Doctor Jekyll.
Yeah, supplements and I had blueRASM, both of those.
It tastes like TV static. Does taste like TV static.
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Blue Raspberry in general just tastes like TV static to me.
But currently I am, I am drinking the wild frost.
We said RIP to the mango. When I had it, it was in the
bag. It was in the magical bag.
I was really looking forward to it because I love mango drinks,
right? But I guess somewhere along the
line I hit a fence or something and it poked a hole in the can
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which then drained into the bag.The bag had a hole and it
drained out without me even realizing it.
And didn't even realize. Nope, there's a little Shotsky
left in there. Though there was a little
shotsky, I got a. Little bit of it was that.
I think it was delicious, OK, Itwas really good, OK.
I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was not like ultra carbonated
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with no flavor. It was very flavorful and it was
very delicious. All right, so currently on Wild
Frost, which is their version oflike White Monster.
Basically. OK, how was the white frost?
Tell me. I can, I can see where some
might think that it is a little too carbonation, too much
carbonation. I still think it has more flavor
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than what the rest of them are going to have.
I I think that this is I, I would give this a six out of 10,
OK. You're going to have to bring
the mango, the mango one back next week.
Are you? Are you?
Going to drink all these during this podcast I am going to drink
all of these during this podcastSo what you're drinking this
(12:52):
week is going to extend throughout the podcast you're so
nicely tonight I have I have a show tomorrow I I am in
Springdale, AR tomorrow for diamond state wrestling I.
Am on state wrestling that rightagainst the Super Bowl once
right? Yes, yes, OK, just making sure
just. Making sure shot at the Diamond
(13:13):
State wrestling. So I'll be there tomorrow.
So yeah, I probably won't sleep tonight, but I will be trying
all of these Black Rifle energy drinks on this podcast.
You. Better you better get going
because you have two more in there and.
I do have two more. We don't have too much to talk
about today, but I'm going to domy best to extend this.
I don't actually have any bookings coming up for like the
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rest of the month. I don't have anything until the
Ryder Cup. I'm not actually in the Ryder
Cup. I still have no idea what I'm
doing, but who who knows, man, who knows?
I'm going to take a little shots, give this see what we
think. I wasn't a fan last week of the
the Black Rifle Freedom punch. I wasn't the biggest fan.
So let's see if they're Arctic or wild Frost.
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Sorry, Frost, yes, sorry. They all they all kind of blend
together to me now. Yep.
I mean, that's a drink. It's a drink.
That one guy's going to be so upset.
You're so you. Rated.
The tropical one The the tropical punch 14 out of 10.
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So what do you give the wild? Frost, I'm giving that a 3.5.
I was probably OK, you know what?
I was probably a little harsh onthe Freedom Punch.
It's probably like a 5 out of 10, OK?
And that's probably more like a four out of 10.
It's just a big nothing burger. I'm picking in the big nothing
burger. OK, it's not good.
It's not bad. And like I don't it's just
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nothing. Then I, I.
Guess I should follow it up thenwith follow it up Freedom punch.
Follow it up with the freedom. Spunk before we move on.
Yes, and we'll come back for thefor the finale.
Good crack. Yeah, it's good crack, Yeah.
Better than mine, Yeah. Fuck yeah.
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Oh, that's a three solid 3 out of 10.
You don't like that? No, no, that tastes like a whole
lot of nothing holds. Like it's like a little bit of
tropical punch on the back end, but for the most part it's TV
static. For me it was on the front end.
Really. Yeah, just hit me on the back.
We entered my orifice, I, I, I Ihad the the punch, but as soon
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Have you watched anything interesting recently since we
watched Sinners last? No, I haven't.
As a matter of fact, I don't think I've watched an entire
YouTube video since I watched Sinners like I have.
(16:06):
I have not watched anything. Well, I've watched a plethora of
YouTube. OK, you know what else I
watched? I watched the new Final
Destination movie. Bloodlines.
Bloodlines question. Roman Reigns is not in the
movie. Why is it that like all of the
like horror franchises that I love as a child, like they have
(16:28):
to do a lot of them and then thelast one that they make is
always called like bloodlines orsomething like that?
Fucking. Bloodlines What is it the.
Wrong turn movie bloodlines. It was like wrong turn 7
bloodlines. I was Why are they always?
Bloodlines. I don't know brother, because I
(16:48):
mean Roman Reigns tribal chief, he inspires all I guess yuk.
But no, I did watch the newest Final destination Little lions.
So growing up, I was never the biggest final destination fan,
not because I thought it was bad, but because as a child it
was one of the fewer ones that actually that bad.
(17:09):
It's that bad. Give it to I'll fucking it's,
it's nothing, but I'll still fucking take it.
Google that TV static. Kobe.
Oh shit, that's right. It's why Kobe's dead.
Oh fuck. How's a bad jerk?
Sorry, is that what the pilot said before the building?
(17:32):
Oh no, he said. He's ready to just go.
Kobe. Jesus Christ.
Where are we going? I.
Don't know. Home.
This isn't the way to home, is it?
Yeah, We're going to go this way.
We go down that way and then we go down the other way and then
we're there. OK.
I trust you. I'm the sober one.
(17:52):
I had a beer. Yes, this is true.
You had a lot of elevation. Hey, I didn't have that much.
I watched you go. Let's hear 1234.
That'll do. And then down the back I had a
beer before we started recording, but it kind of
instantly ward off because we actually walked for like a good
(18:14):
30 minutes before we started recording and I had Chipotle.
It was delicious. Anyway, is my.
Life is my life. Anyways, we're getting off topic
here. We're bullshitting too much.
God damn it. It's almost like that's what the
show is called. I watched Final Destination
Bloodlines, and the Final Destination franchise is one
that actually kind of scared me as a child a little bit because
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it's like, that's everyday shit.There's not a serial killer,
there's not a murderer going around.
It's just everyday shit's kid getting in, getting in that ass.
Yeah. And yeah, it's being slightly
manipulated, but still, I remember the first two movies
being very good. I remember enjoying the third
movie because when it came out on DVD, it had like a like a
(18:55):
game version of it. Like you could pick, you could
pick what you do in the movie. Kind of interesting.
Didn't actually change much of every anything.
It actually only lets you save one person and then there's a
point later on with a person yousave gets arrested and then it
asks you at the bottom of the screen was he really worth
saving. And unless you hit no, it
doesn't let you continue the movie.
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So that's a thing. But I remember the 4th one being
kind of bad. The fifth one was enjoyable too
as well. I went into this one with high
hopes because I liked the idea of it.
And let me start this off by saying I don't think this is a
bad movie. I think this is a good movie and
I think this is an enjoyable movie, but this is not a great
(19:41):
movie. It does not deserve the 93 on
Rotten Tomatoes at a hats right now because we are at a point we
are. And here's the thing, I'm not a
stickler for this shit. So when it bothers me, there's a
fucking problem. Every fucking kill these days is
a God damn computer generated generated effect.
(20:01):
Whatever the image CGI, it's allCGI.
And even in this movie, even theCGI got to a point where every
kill was just a big blood splatter by the end.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
We're not going into spoilers. What the fuck?
What? This movie does do a lot well,
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but that that that took out a significant chunk of it for me.
You think they relied too heavily on the CGI?
The all, I think the kills, the kills themselves are good kills
mostly. There are a couple that I don't
that I'll get into. They just don't do it for you.
They just, there's just nothing's practical.
Nothing in this movie is practical, man.
(20:42):
Like, come on. Like, whatever.
This movie did do a good job at doing some of the older Final
Destination things where it's like, for example, you've seen
all these movies, right? Yeah.
The the guy that won that won the lottery in the second movie
is in the kitchen. OK, everything's kind of
happening around him. Things are shifting.
(21:03):
Yeah. And it's got you the whole time
wondering what's going to be thething that gets him.
They do a little bit of that here, sort of at certain points.
So they do a good job of bringing that kind of feel back
of like, what's what's it going to be?
But what everything lacks is thethe fear for the character
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itself. I don't care enough about 90% of
the people that dying in this movie.
And there's a full on moment where one woman is it's it's
it's on time. The whole thing is set in motion
by one woman dying basically. And she just kind of offers
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herself up. So everybody finally starts
believing her and I don't like it.
I don't like it because you spent your whole life surviving
and not dying and then you just give up just to prove a point.
And I'm like, oh, you sack of shit, and you set everything in
motion. That's a little spoiler.
I so apologize. I guess I say the two brothers
(22:07):
in the movies. I really enjoyed them and one of
them is a Murphy from the 300. Yes, the guy that was in that
first teaser trailer. Yep.
I forget the actor's name, but he is probably my favorite
character in this movie. He is awesome in him.
Loved him. I will say that these these
movies are leaning a little too much into the comedy.
Aspect these days, yeah. Even like what, what gets me the
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most is like when kills are doneas comedy acts, like there's a
point where somebody, I won't say who, but somebody goes, all
right, I'm going to stay alive for as long as I can so you guys
can get out of here and instantly fucking splat.
It's like it's a joke. It's like it's a fucking joke. 2
(22:50):
on the nose. It's 2 on the nose, man.
Like, these movies aren't terrifying anymore.
They're not scary, they're not suspenseful.
I don't really care too much about the characters.
And the endings are all predictable.
Everything's predictable, all right?
Whatever. It was a 6 1/2 out of 10 for me.
I'm going to go watch this because this is like one of my
favorite franchises. I'm definitely going to go watch
(23:12):
it and then I'm going to give you my rating.
Oh after, after I watch it. 6 1/2 for me. 6 1/2 I wanted to
care more when people died and Ijust didn't.
OK, except for one person. But yeah, that's basically it.
OK, well I will say like the thebeginning is really cool.
(23:34):
Like the poor monition part of it.
Yeah, that 1 is really cool for me.
This one was really cool. Really like that one.
Hell yeah. Yeah.
So you said 6 1/2 for that? Yes.
After trying that tropical punch, Yeah.
Flavor again. Do you still say it's a five?
Yes. OK, so I am now on to Ranger
(23:54):
Berry. Ranger Berry?
Let's find out. 4th, 4th and 4thand fun fuck. 4th and final. 4th
and final. More flavorful than the Tropical
Punch, very blue razz forward. Still kind of like it's still
(24:17):
just a little too carbonated forme though.
This probably sits at a four forme.
OK so if I have to rank them topto bot like best to worst, I'll
go worst to best. OK, worst to best, worst to
best. Tropical punch flavor is the
(24:38):
worst. French brother.
Freedom, Freedom punch freedom awful.
Like America fucking it's the worst.
Next is Ranger Berry. Then you have wild frost and
then the mango. Flavor had a one.
Sip of 1. Sip of towers over them all.
(24:59):
Towers over them all. Yeah, Oh my.
Goodness it is. It is the the David against the
Goliath machine. Oh my goodness.
Well, previously on Wrestling Survivor, friendships aren't
strong enough to cut out bad apples.
Where are they? On the previous episode of
(25:21):
Wrestling Survivor is pretty cutand dry straightforward.
Jacob Lindsey. Him and Dalton Grey with a 2 odd
man out. Dalton Grey, One immunity for
the second time actually. Yep, that little grimy bastard.
Yeah, and Jacob Lindsey was the man on the outs.
He tried to go to red, but at the end of the day, it wasn't
going to be enough. It was going to be 4 against two
(25:42):
or four against three, even if he got red.
So we said goodbye to Jacob Lindsay and I can't update.
No phone calls this week. Does being grimy make you
slippery? It makes you sticky for sure.
Sticky, well, slippery and. Sticky.
I don't know. It's like being covered in
semen. Is that what this has meant the
(26:03):
whole time? Don't Jesus, you just turned 18.
But all right, we're back on. We're down to the final three
episodes. Yeah, final six competitors.
We're down to three episodes left up like we got this one,
then we got the final five, and then the final four will all be
(26:25):
on one episode. Yeah.
So with that being said, how arethings going right now at camp
where we are down to the following Tatum Manning, Red
Chambers, Eddie leave out grimy Dalton Gray, Derek James and
Stormy Renee, the final girl, she's hanging in there for all
(26:47):
of them. How are things going?
People are tired, people are hungry, but they've learned to
live with it at this point. At this point, Derek James has
learned to live with being not high.
He's still miserable, but he's not like just a sack of shit the
whole time for more. So everyone's kind of adapted to
this lifestyle at this point. Like we're in the shit now dude,
(27:08):
we're on like day 36 or something.
We're in it, Yeah. We we are in it to win it,
brother. I think, I think Tatum and Red
are probably kind of sitting there game planning, like, all
right, like it's just us now. Yeah.
Like we can take this all the way to the end, like, as far as
we can. OK.
(27:31):
I think Red's for it, but he's also thinking about him.
Yes, like the final six. So who, who who is actually
putting in the most thought intohow this is going?
Are like, we got Derek, Eddie and Stormy in a tight alliance.
Yeah, Red's kind of a part of it.
Tatum was kind of shuffled in because he was a target, but
he's not actually a part of thatalliance itself, Right.
(27:52):
So. I think Red's probably being the
most realistic about it, where he sees, he sees obviously that
he he has as much pull as he wants.
With Tatum, yes, he also realizes he is kind of part of
that alliance, yes. So he has a little bit of pull
there. He probably has the best chance,
yes, because he's connected everywhere.
(28:14):
I think the main target right now is Dalton.
Yeah, because he is on the outs.Yep.
Now being on the outs doesn't necessarily mean that you're the
biggest target. No, because at the end of the
day, we got a four man alliance here.
Only one person can meet, so people got to start playing for
themselves. What did she say?
I don't know, fuck that. She probably said something nice
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too. At the end of the day, one
person went, but who's who's who's really thinking about that
right now? Is Stormy Derek and Eddie
LeBlanc thinking about like, who's going to win in the
finals? Because here's the thing, right?
People got to start thinking about who are they going, who
they want to be in the final twoagainst.
Yeah. Because like I said, everybody
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on this jury, they're going to vote for who wins.
So you got to think about who you can beat in the final two,
and that's typically the person you want to bring.
I think our strongest two players in all honesty are red
and. I think Red is the strongest
because he's played the game thebest so far.
Yep. I think Stormy is really strong
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because she has she flipped thisgame around.
Yeah, she did outplay right at one point and get him on her
side who was the best player as she was able to pull him in when
the time was most crucial. Yep, and flipped this game
around and now she's got 2 Riderdies.
Yep. At least Eddie's ride or die.
Is Derek ride or die? Or has Derek just been silent
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and following the leader the whole time?
I think. He's just kind of been following
the leader the whole time. Do you think that Switch has
flipped for him yet about this being an individual game, or do
you think he's still kind of just riding along for now?
I think he's starting to get it.You starting to get it the ACT
yet though. I don't think so.
Who knows? Well, you know what?
Let's just let's get to immunity.
Let's get to the immunity challenge.
There's no reward this week and let's see what happens.
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Immunity back up for grabs, as Jeff Robles say.
So all six tribe members are going to start on the shore.
They have to race out and about 100 feet into the ocean is the
beginning of an obstacle course.It's nothing crazy.
It's just a bunch of balance stuff.
A lot of stuff you would see on maybe like the early, early like
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Ninja Warrior obstacles, while Ijust balance.
Not a lot of springing, you know?
But here's the thing, there are rules to this.
There are six players. There are only three paths, and
two people cannot be on the samepath at a time.
So you got to get to that point.There are 4 sections of this
obstacle course you got to pass.Once you complete all four
sections, you got to dive back into the ocean, swim at about 10
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more feet, and there's a pole. Each person has their own pole
with six sacks. You are only allowed to carry 2
sacks at a time. Once you retrieve 2 sacks, you
have to come back and you have to do the obstacle course again
in reverse. Bring the sacks back to your
platform on the shore and then you have to repeat.
That every time. Damn.
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OK. Yep.
And then once you got all six sacks back to the shore, you
empty all the sacks out. Each sacks has three puzzle
pieces, so there's an 18 piece puzzle that they have to
assemble. Whoever assembles that puzzle
first wins immunity. How do you think?
This goes Eddie's fucking struggling.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, struggling.
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I don't think it's even much of A a thing for him.
No, he doesn't have much of A play in this.
No, he's just enjoying the water, I think.
Dalton's probably struggling a little bit.
You think so? Yeah, kind of just tired and
dehydrated. And yeah, he's, you know, it's
not something, it's not a thing where he can just hold on,
right? It's the thing we have to move a
lot. He's, well, I would say he's
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still fairly new in in in a competitive athletic career.
Yeah, his stamina is probably not built up.
And we all, we all know he likesto get scoring.
Right, OK so now Derek though for a Stoner has insane cardio.
You're not wrong. Like I am genuinely surprised at
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his cardio. OK.
So Derek doing well. Yeah.
Derek, Adam and Story probably also doing well.
Yeah. Yeah.
OK, before we move on, I have a little bit of A twist here.
OK, let's see. Let's see.
I have to roll this dice to see how this goes.
So I'm going to roll this pressure.
You can see it as well. Boom, number six.
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Yep, number 60. Goodness.
All right, well, so here's a twist that happened in the game,
right, Derek James was on his last leg.
He was bringing the last two sacks back and when he got back
up on the obstacle course to runit backwards, drops the sack and
didn't realize until he got all the way back to Shorty.
So Derek who who who had a strong running in this, has to
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swim all the way back out to theend of the OPS, of course, find
his drop sack and come back before you all start assembling
his puzzle. I think that's crucial.
Yeah, I think that allows Stormyand.
Stormy, Red and Tatum all kind of catch up.
Yeah, maybe Derek was kind of leading the charge a little bit.
A little bit, yeah, I would say I.
Think so. I think Tatum wins this.
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Race. You think so?
I think so. I think he's able to pull out
the race aspect of it, but I think Stormy is right on his
heels and Red's not too far behind, I think.
I think Red's a good swimmer, but just the constant getting
up, like, I don't think he's very nimble.
Yeah, I think Stormy's going to be light on her feet, so she's
right behind Tatum, I think. OK, so I think it comes down to
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the puzzle aspect of this. It's like a long, In my mind, I
envisioned it as like a long rectangular puzzle. 18 pieces.
Yeah, that assembles a phrase. The phrase says something like
final 5 or some shit like that. So I think it comes down to the
puzzle aspect of it. I don't think any of these
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people are necessarily the best at puzzles.
So I don't know what are you, what are your thoughts on this
right now? I think that Tatum's still
probably leading the charge, yes, With Stormy right behind
him. OK, Red's probably getting a bit
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flustered just with the puzzle. OK, so he's falling a little bit
behind there. OK.
Derek finally catches up. OK.
He's able to catch up in time toat least start the puzzle.
Yeah, I think he's probably a little bit better at the puzzle
aspect of it. Yeah, but I don't know if it's
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going to be enough. I think he had a substantial
lead in the obstacle course for sure, but I don't think it was
big enough to warrant him completing a whole puzzle like
because by the time he gets back, everybody else probably
like 1/4 or halfway through withit.
Yeah, they're, they're four or five pieces in.
Yeah. I'm not sure, man.
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I'm not sure. I think I'm thinking to Stormy
and Tatum. I'm thinking Tatum has a good
lead and starts to look over at Stormy and see how close she is.
OK. Which starts to play into his
head a little bit OK, and Stormyends up edging him out just a
bit OK and taking the lead on this.
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Oh, so let's say this happens, right?
Let's say Tatum kind of gets a little stuck, right?
Uh huh. So Stormy swaps 2 pieces in the
beginning that maybe kind of look like they might fit.
So when Tatum gets stuck he looks over and waits to see what
kind of piece she puts in and then when she when he looks over
he sees he's got two pieces wrong.
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So he swaps his. And then Stormy finishes their
puzzles but then knowingly fixesthe two pieces immediately and
then wins it out. So Tatum tried to cheat.
Yup. And lost.
All right. That's how I'm saying this goes
down. At least my thought went down
South. Stormy Renee immune from tribal
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council. Yep.
Not good for red Chambers. No, because that's probably you.
His biggest competition was. So I think Stormy, Eddie and
Derek, still, at least two of those three are still looking at
Dalton because he was he he betrayed them.
(36:33):
Yep. So I think they're still more
like hurt over that than they are looking at the game.
Derek, I don't know, but he still might just be going with
it just because he's he doesn't have to make a move yet.
Right. Because he still sets, but is
that going to play against him? Are the people on the jury going
to respect that is is he considering that?
(36:55):
Who knows? I think once we.
Get back to tamp, Red realizes it's not a good spot for him
right now. Yeah, and with Stormy being
immune, he kind of goes to Stormy as like the second head.
(37:16):
OK. And he kind of starts talking
game with her is. He going to do, is he going to
do that though, when she's his biggest competition right now?
Yeah, because he comes in with the approach of like let's me
you Tatum and and then like let her pick one.
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Let's take it to the final four and put he kind of takes.
Adam over one of her guys though, because her two guys
have been loyal from the start. They have been.
The sacrifices have to be made this late in the game.
Here's here's here's my perspective from Stormy is that
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right now, Red's her her biggestthreat, but Dalton's the person
she doesn't like the most. And if she is considering long
term game at any point at all, Ithink she's in a good position
because her two biggest allies she would beat in the finals.
I think she would beat Eddie in the final two and I think she
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would beat Derek simply because Derek hasn't really done
anything for sure. So I don't know if that's enough
to warrant her to cut ties from one of them because those are
two guys that she knows that shecan beat in the finals.
Let's let's let's recap the juryright now.
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Let's recap the jury. Here because we got a couple in
there now. We got 3 I believe we got we got
Justin, Alex and Jacob alike. Hey, they they, those three
might not pick Stormy. They might pick.
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I could see them picking Derek over her maybe.
I could see at least. Two of the three of them, yeah,
but it's everybody else that's going to be on the journey also
going to think that way. Because here's the thing, when
someone's usually your biggest competition when you go out,
that's usually who you're going to vote for to win for sure.
So I think in her mind she knowsif she gets read out, she or I
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don't know if she's thinking outmuch.
I know Red is thinking if he gets Stormy out then she's
probably going to pick him to win unless it's against Eddie,
right? I think, I think Eddie had card.
I think Reds goal has to be to pick apart that three person
alliance and somewhat he has to fracture it and I don't know if
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he's going to be able to convince Stormy to do so.
So do you think that he maybe tries to gather Tatum and
Dalton? I think he does what you said,
but I think he goes to the walk that I think he goes to Derek
instead. I think he goes to Derek and he
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says we can all be Eddie in the finals, but I don't know if any
of us can beat Stormy So, but she's immune tonight.
So we have to, we have to get out Eddie to break that alliance
because Eddie's also kind of likable and enough of a, if
(40:35):
enough of Eddie's people get on the jury, he could still win
this. Yeah.
So I think that's his sales pitch to Derek and I do think he
brings in Dalton. I think Stormy and Eddie are
still looking at Dalton to vote out.
And they come to and and. Because he has one of the last
(40:55):
two immunity challenges unexpectedly.
But the new Found Temple alliance, kind of.
Yeah. They just kind of consume.
So I think, I think Red breaks his ties with them unknowing.
Like unbeknownst. Yeah, I think Tatum, Red and
Dalton vote for Eddie, Stormy and Eddie vote for Dalton, and
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it comes down to who Derek votesfor.
Does he make a tie or does he play it safe?
I think he he probably plays it safe.
And he just joins the the guys. He joins the guys because it's
it's honestly his biggest move that he's made all it's a big.
(41:41):
Move that he has under his belt at this point.
Yeah, now I will say that I am Ihave been basing this on early
survivor where people were movesof matter less than than
alliances. But some people can still still
play that way. The first never winner won by
playing moves. So still happens.
So you think that's what they dowith and Eddie Levon finally
gets to go home? I think so.
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Oh, I mean, Stormy is on an island of her own now.
Yep. They have crumpled that alliance
because she is. She kind of controlled this game
for the last few. Ever since they got Justin out,
ever since that yacht, she has controlled this game.
Yeah, Red. Red was playing this game very
well until the Apple situation. Then he got distracted, and
(42:24):
while he was distracted, Stormy Khan took over and became a big
power player. But now her alliance is crumpled
and we're going to see how this goes.
It's next week. It's the final five.
It's also going to be the final reward challenge too next week.
So these people need to go back to camp and figure their shit
out because it's getting crunch time, baby.
Yeah, it's getting. It's getting into the goddamn
(42:46):
wire. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, So Tommy, where can everybody?
Find you You can find me crying in my bathtub with my socks on.
Probably just socks. Just just socks.
Three of them to be exact. Then probably a cowboy hat.
You, you could find me on socialmedia at the Tommy Dean 32 or
(43:12):
the OR Tommy Dean pro on any of those those those what you call
the socials social and the because I'm a social butterfly.
You find me on those. Just search Tommy Dean.
You'll find me out of this worldTommy Dean on Facebook, even
though I don't really post on there anymore, but you can
follow that. You can get me on the Tommy Dean
on YouTube, but don't follow me.You can get yourself own Tommy
(43:35):
Dean merch if you go to www.thetommydeanshop.bigcartel.com
and you can also find me at yourmom's house.
Just not doing anything weird. Just kind of.
Being guard, just hanging out, make sure the lights go off.
And as always, you can find me on all social media that's
(43:56):
Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube at I am Wesley Crane.
Grab yourself some awesome fucking merch at
www.iamwesleycrane.com tomorrow,Sunday, May 18th.
This is This will be yesterday for them though.
Yes, yesterday for all you guys,I will have visit at Diamond
(44:18):
State Wrestling, something like that, something like that.
I'm starting to feel those gummies, man really AM.
Don't worry, I've got this. I can do this.
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(44:38):
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Tell him to do the same. That way you each have two
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(44:59):
Probably not, but you should do it anyways.
Get you a glaze. Be sure.
Get glazed. Is that what they Is that what
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Get glazed. Also, you know what?
While you're there, somebody buya goddamn Terrifier hoodie.
Yes. Look, God, it's so magical.
They're so nice. It was one of the first designs
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(45:20):
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Now on to the episode. Welcome.
(00:21):
Welcome. Welcome to BS.
With Tommy and Wes. You shouldn't gargle caffeine
you. Should not gargle caffeine.
Good afternoon. Good afternoon.
With Tommy and Wes. I'm Tommy.
(00:42):
He's Wes. I am.
And with our powers combined with my build and your looks, we
make a whole bear fighter. We do.
We do. Actually so fun.
Funny story here there is a picture of Dmitry Alexandrov and
I Yep. Where there there was an app
that face morphed us. Oh, and it's a frightening
(01:02):
looking image. Oh, it's only frightening
because it looks so natural. Jesus, it looks like a a real
person. A real person.
Yeah. Goodness gracious.
Welcome back to Week 2 of Walk Pod.
Yes, so we do a walking simulator.
We're walking currently passed alot of cars.
We're we're walking down 121st. We're heading to the Warren.
(01:24):
We're going to do another lap around the Warren again this
week. It was, it was nice last week.
It was. We got a really good episode
last week too, from walking around the Warren.
We so enjoyed it a lot. Yeah.
And so did the people, I think at least.
I don't know. They definitely did.
I hope so. I don't actually check those
things. I do.
But welcome back to another episode, Episode 26, Wesley, how
(01:46):
was your life? How goes the things?
It's so, so busy. So busy.
Yeah. So I, I just organized a, a
biker rally for my job whole yeah, we had the Black Wall
Street rally at, at Route 66, Harley-Davidson.
And it was, it was a lot. There was so many people.
(02:09):
They were all really cool, like everybody I talked with today.
Fantastic people. I got very sunburnt.
You did I? I look like I'm trying to
cosplay as Patrick Starr right now.
Lobster crane today. But other than that, I've just
been doing more client work along with regular work and oh.
(02:35):
I did. Happen to show up at Bizarre
Underground on Friday night? Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I heard a big ginger man running his mouth, so I had to
come out, make a full entrance. Obviously.
Pink Barbie Barbie pink flat brim hat and some Art the Clown
(02:56):
sunflower sunglasses included. He asked me what I wanted.
It was it was a it was a Christmas story kind of Santa
Claus with the kid on the lap. Like what do you want for
Christmas? He was like.
What do you want? Wesley Crane and I kicked him in
the balls because that's the kind of guy I am it.
Sounds like I've heard very civilized conversation.
Yeah, we swapped some spit and then and then I may or may not
(03:19):
have tried to take his head off of his body did.
That did you I tried is that have you, have you successfully
done that yet? Not yet.
I'll I'll get there. Still working on it.
Still working on that. I'll I'll workshop it all right.
Well, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Yeah. I wish I could have been at the
Bazaar, especially considering Iam the current N OP champion,
(03:40):
because the the Bazaar was across with Spade and Jaded and
this is wrestling, obviously. Yep.
So it sucks that I couldn't be there.
Fridays are hard to work out. I probably could have been there
if I didn't already take so manydays off of work in a row for a
Lotte. But you know what?
Worth it? Worth it.
Hello. I didn't even talk about Lete
last week. Alotte was like a load of fun.
(04:02):
Yeah. You were there on the first
night. I was.
I was there all three nights. It was it was it was a blast.
You blast. I had a lot of fun.
Made a lot of money as well, so that's always a good.
Thing. Fuck yeah.
It got to the point though, I had so much to drink because I
lived the gimmick while I'm there, brother.
Oh, I saw first hand. Oh, yes, you were there the one
night, one day with me on, on night one of three.
(04:26):
And it got to a point where we, we were, we were, we had been
there for maybe two hours. And then I, I was walking down
and then you are walking up and because we're getting ready to
do this dance thing and I had forgotten about it.
Oh yeah, I had forgotten about it.
So we're walking up and then youand Ray walk up to me and we're
like, we're ready to the dance thing.
(04:47):
I'm like, I just had two shots of tequila and a beer chaser and
I have this Margarita. Yeah, because these 50 year old
women would just wouldn't stop buying me buying the alcohol
while we were in line to buy alcohol.
So it was a great time. You had been warned earlier.
You were like, bro, Tommy has somuch fun every year.
(05:07):
People just be buying him drinksall the time.
Listen, I I don't know that theyunderstand that.
I know I've been out with you for your birthday.
Oh, yeah, a couple times. Oh yeah, one year in particular,
we were sitting at a bar. It was just me, you and our
significant others. And you would had enough to just
(05:29):
reach over the table, grab me bythe face and kiss me on the
mouth. And I had to lay one on you for
all the times you left one on mein the ring.
So everybody be like, Oh yeah, Tommy really, really gets going.
I'm like, oh, I know. I I'm fully aware.
It got to the point, though, where by day three I had had so
much to drink by day three that like I I like I went into into
(05:52):
each day like sober shit, I'm drifting.
I went into each day sober, but it took significantly less each
time. So we got we got to day three.
I'm on my last match for the weekend and I'm wrestling a a
gang beast character. It was nice.
It was fun and I started smashing beers mid match stone
(06:15):
cold style, and it got to the point where we I was mid match.
I'm like, I think I'm actively getting drunk as this match goes
on and the more drunk I got the more fun was being had.
So shout out to Alotte. Man, that was a lot of fun.
Good. Hopefully I could be at the next
(06:36):
Bizarre. Underground, though, you
mentioned us dancing on the first night.
Yes. So I got to pull back the
curtain a little bit on my experience with that because I
was forgetting the dance steps as they were telling them.
Yeah. So what had happened was earlier
that day, I had a 50 milligram edible.
It had kind of worn off by the time I was going to wrestle
(06:58):
Nathan after my match. I was like, I think I'm done,
right, Ray? And he's like, yeah.
Yeah, you're good. So I had another one and by the
time Ray came to us about the dance, that one started to kick
it. So I was out there full blast,
very elevated. You I was lined the mountain of
(07:20):
puffy tacos. I did.
And so we're out there. I end up dancing with Lunchador.
OK, we locked up in the test of strength and just cha cha to our
ass off. And I don't even think the Cha
Cha was the dance they were teaching.
Oh, it was not. So we were we were having a
grand old time. Oh man, lunch door and I became
(07:43):
very close that day. Order wrap.
Oh, brother, I, I, I was so happy that it was 3 days because
I had time to let it all sink in.
Yeah. Because usually day 2 is always
like way more fun. But then like, it's, it's
usually over at that point, you know?
Yeah, so, but having a third daylike we've had, we've had so
(08:04):
much fun over the course of two days and then day three comes
and it's the day it's actually Cinco de Mayo, like we're going
to have a blasty blast. And I, I was so happy, dude, I
had so much fun. You got to go all days next
year. I'll have to.
I'll have to. Section that out and do yes, all
three days. You got to go all days next
year, Yeah Oh man. I also want to point out that
going into the weekend I had twomatches booked for this.
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I ended up wrestling like 5 or 6times, so Jesus, it was a load
of fun man. It was loads of fun.
Brother shout out to Ray Martinez and all of Alotai dude.
Yeah, I love, I love Ray. Ray Martinez brother booked me
for my very first match ever by the way.
Yeah and here we are all these years later and he booked me for
some of the most fun shit I everhave.
So love Ray Martinez. Great.
(08:49):
Hell yeah. Good guy Ray, shout out.
Ray Martinez Shout out Ray. So hopefully I can be at the
next design. Yeah, anyways, go on.
You know what? It's time for.
What's the time for? Everybody's new favorite
segments. What you're drinking piss?
(09:16):
What you drinking over there? You're double fisting, right?
Double fisting right now I've got, I've got thanks to you, by
the way, I've got the old Faithful.
Yeah, the Welch's grape Ghost. It's amazing.
Still can't find the new ghost anywhere because everybody's a
bunch of cunts. But what am I actually drinking?
And tell you this is special right here, OK?
Because this is probably the best tasting C4 there is.
(09:37):
OK. Is the Hawaiian pineapple
popsicle flavor and I don't evenlike pay attention to the
popsicle aspect of it. The Hawaiian pineapple aspect of
it is amazing. I love it so much.
Pineapple's my favorite fruit, so it's already going to win for
me. And it's so important because I
thought these were discontinued.I thought they were gone
forever. And then I went to Target and I
(10:00):
saw a whole row of them and I bought all of them.
I bought the whole row. So I am drinking the whole iron
pineapple popsicle C4. What are you drinking?
Wesley Green. OK, so as promised, I went and
obtained as many of the Black Rifle Coffee energy drink
(10:23):
flavors as I possibly could. The flavors I obtained were Wild
Frost Mango something or another, I can't remember
because, and and I'll get to that in a minute.
RIP. But RIP.
I also got hold on, let me dig into my magical bag of energy
(10:44):
drinks. I also got Freedom Punch what I
had last week as well as do do do do Ranger Berry.
Ranger Berry? Is that their version of like
blue Raspberry? I believe that is their version
of Raspberry. Or is it just a?
Concoction of berries? I don't know I I would assume
Raspberry because it's blue razz, right?
(11:05):
Probably. I hate the Raspberry flavor.
Anything. I burnt myself out on Blue Razz
very early on when I started working out because as I was, I
was taking the Mr. Hyde and Doctor Jekyll.
Yeah, supplements and I had blueRASM, both of those.
It tastes like TV static. Does taste like TV static.
(11:26):
Blue Raspberry in general just tastes like TV static to me.
But currently I am, I am drinking the wild frost.
We said RIP to the mango. When I had it, it was in the
bag. It was in the magical bag.
I was really looking forward to it because I love mango drinks,
right? But I guess somewhere along the
line I hit a fence or something and it poked a hole in the can
(11:47):
which then drained into the bag.The bag had a hole and it
drained out without me even realizing it.
And didn't even realize. Nope, there's a little Shotsky
left in there. Though there was a little
shotsky, I got a. Little bit of it was that.
I think it was delicious, OK, Itwas really good, OK.
I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was not like ultra carbonated
(12:07):
with no flavor. It was very flavorful and it was
very delicious. All right, so currently on Wild
Frost, which is their version oflike White Monster.
Basically. OK, how was the white frost?
Tell me. I can, I can see where some
might think that it is a little too carbonation, too much
carbonation. I still think it has more flavor
(12:30):
than what the rest of them are going to have.
I I think that this is I, I would give this a six out of 10,
OK. You're going to have to bring
the mango, the mango one back next week.
Are you? Are you?
Going to drink all these during this podcast I am going to drink
all of these during this podcastSo what you're drinking this
(12:52):
week is going to extend throughout the podcast you're so
nicely tonight I have I have a show tomorrow I I am in
Springdale, AR tomorrow for diamond state wrestling I.
Am on state wrestling that rightagainst the Super Bowl once
right? Yes, yes, OK, just making sure
just. Making sure shot at the Diamond
(13:13):
State wrestling. So I'll be there tomorrow.
So yeah, I probably won't sleep tonight, but I will be trying
all of these Black Rifle energy drinks on this podcast.
You. Better you better get going
because you have two more in there and.
I do have two more. We don't have too much to talk
about today, but I'm going to domy best to extend this.
I don't actually have any bookings coming up for like the
(13:34):
rest of the month. I don't have anything until the
Ryder Cup. I'm not actually in the Ryder
Cup. I still have no idea what I'm
doing, but who who knows, man, who knows?
I'm going to take a little shots, give this see what we
think. I wasn't a fan last week of the
the Black Rifle Freedom punch. I wasn't the biggest fan.
So let's see if they're Arctic or wild Frost.
(13:57):
Sorry, Frost, yes, sorry. They all they all kind of blend
together to me now. Yep.
I mean, that's a drink. It's a drink.
That one guy's going to be so upset.
You're so you. Rated.
The tropical one The the tropical punch 14 out of 10.
(14:20):
So what do you give the wild? Frost, I'm giving that a 3.5.
I was probably OK, you know what?
I was probably a little harsh onthe Freedom Punch.
It's probably like a 5 out of 10, OK?
And that's probably more like a four out of 10.
It's just a big nothing burger. I'm picking in the big nothing
burger. OK, it's not good.
It's not bad. And like I don't it's just
(14:40):
nothing. Then I, I.
Guess I should follow it up thenwith follow it up Freedom punch.
Follow it up with the freedom. Spunk before we move on.
Yes, and we'll come back for thefor the finale.
Good crack. Yeah, it's good crack, Yeah.
Better than mine, Yeah. Fuck yeah.
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Oh, that's a three solid 3 out of 10.
You don't like that? No, no, that tastes like a whole
lot of nothing holds. Like it's like a little bit of
tropical punch on the back end, but for the most part it's TV
static. For me it was on the front end.
Really. Yeah, just hit me on the back.
We entered my orifice, I, I, I Ihad the the punch, but as soon
(15:23):
as I like switched it in my mouth and the flavor was coming
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Have you watched anything interesting recently since we
watched Sinners last? No, I haven't.
As a matter of fact, I don't think I've watched an entire
YouTube video since I watched Sinners like I have.
(16:06):
I have not watched anything. Well, I've watched a plethora of
YouTube. OK, you know what else I
watched? I watched the new Final
Destination movie. Bloodlines.
Bloodlines question. Roman Reigns is not in the
movie. Why is it that like all of the
like horror franchises that I love as a child, like they have
(16:28):
to do a lot of them and then thelast one that they make is
always called like bloodlines orsomething like that?
Fucking. Bloodlines What is it the.
Wrong turn movie bloodlines. It was like wrong turn 7
bloodlines. I was Why are they always?
Bloodlines. I don't know brother, because I
(16:48):
mean Roman Reigns tribal chief, he inspires all I guess yuk.
But no, I did watch the newest Final destination Little lions.
So growing up, I was never the biggest final destination fan,
not because I thought it was bad, but because as a child it
was one of the fewer ones that actually that bad.
(17:09):
It's that bad. Give it to I'll fucking it's,
it's nothing, but I'll still fucking take it.
Google that TV static. Kobe.
Oh shit, that's right. It's why Kobe's dead.
Oh fuck. How's a bad jerk?
Sorry, is that what the pilot said before the building?
(17:32):
Oh no, he said. He's ready to just go.
Kobe. Jesus Christ.
Where are we going? I.
Don't know. Home.
This isn't the way to home, is it?
Yeah, We're going to go this way.
We go down that way and then we go down the other way and then
we're there. OK.
I trust you. I'm the sober one.
(17:52):
I had a beer. Yes, this is true.
You had a lot of elevation. Hey, I didn't have that much.
I watched you go. Let's hear 1234.
That'll do. And then down the back I had a
beer before we started recording, but it kind of
instantly ward off because we actually walked for like a good
(18:14):
30 minutes before we started recording and I had Chipotle.
It was delicious. Anyway, is my.
Life is my life. Anyways, we're getting off topic
here. We're bullshitting too much.
God damn it. It's almost like that's what the
show is called. I watched Final Destination
Bloodlines, and the Final Destination franchise is one
that actually kind of scared me as a child a little bit because
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it's like, that's everyday shit.There's not a serial killer,
there's not a murderer going around.
It's just everyday shit's kid getting in, getting in that ass.
Yeah. And yeah, it's being slightly
manipulated, but still, I remember the first two movies
being very good. I remember enjoying the third
movie because when it came out on DVD, it had like a like a
(18:55):
game version of it. Like you could pick, you could
pick what you do in the movie. Kind of interesting.
Didn't actually change much of every anything.
It actually only lets you save one person and then there's a
point later on with a person yousave gets arrested and then it
asks you at the bottom of the screen was he really worth
saving. And unless you hit no, it
doesn't let you continue the movie.
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So that's a thing. But I remember the 4th one being
kind of bad. The fifth one was enjoyable too
as well. I went into this one with high
hopes because I liked the idea of it.
And let me start this off by saying I don't think this is a
bad movie. I think this is a good movie and
I think this is an enjoyable movie, but this is not a great
(19:41):
movie. It does not deserve the 93 on
Rotten Tomatoes at a hats right now because we are at a point we
are. And here's the thing, I'm not a
stickler for this shit. So when it bothers me, there's a
fucking problem. Every fucking kill these days is
a God damn computer generated generated effect.
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Whatever the image CGI, it's allCGI.
And even in this movie, even theCGI got to a point where every
kill was just a big blood splatter by the end.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
We're not going into spoilers. What the fuck?
What? This movie does do a lot well,
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but that that that took out a significant chunk of it for me.
You think they relied too heavily on the CGI?
The all, I think the kills, the kills themselves are good kills
mostly. There are a couple that I don't
that I'll get into. They just don't do it for you.
They just, there's just nothing's practical.
Nothing in this movie is practical, man.
(20:42):
Like, come on. Like, whatever.
This movie did do a good job at doing some of the older Final
Destination things where it's like, for example, you've seen
all these movies, right? Yeah.
The the guy that won that won the lottery in the second movie
is in the kitchen. OK, everything's kind of
happening around him. Things are shifting.
(21:03):
Yeah. And it's got you the whole time
wondering what's going to be thething that gets him.
They do a little bit of that here, sort of at certain points.
So they do a good job of bringing that kind of feel back
of like, what's what's it going to be?
But what everything lacks is thethe fear for the character
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itself. I don't care enough about 90% of
the people that dying in this movie.
And there's a full on moment where one woman is it's it's
it's on time. The whole thing is set in motion
by one woman dying basically. And she just kind of offers
(21:46):
herself up. So everybody finally starts
believing her and I don't like it.
I don't like it because you spent your whole life surviving
and not dying and then you just give up just to prove a point.
And I'm like, oh, you sack of shit, and you set everything in
motion. That's a little spoiler.
I so apologize. I guess I say the two brothers
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in the movies. I really enjoyed them and one of
them is a Murphy from the 300. Yes, the guy that was in that
first teaser trailer. Yep.
I forget the actor's name, but he is probably my favorite
character in this movie. He is awesome in him.
Loved him. I will say that these these
movies are leaning a little too much into the comedy.
Aspect these days, yeah. Even like what, what gets me the
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most is like when kills are doneas comedy acts, like there's a
point where somebody, I won't say who, but somebody goes, all
right, I'm going to stay alive for as long as I can so you guys
can get out of here and instantly fucking splat.
It's like it's a joke. It's like it's a fucking joke. 2
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on the nose. It's 2 on the nose, man.
Like, these movies aren't terrifying anymore.
They're not scary, they're not suspenseful.
I don't really care too much about the characters.
And the endings are all predictable.
Everything's predictable, all right?
Whatever. It was a 6 1/2 out of 10 for me.
I'm going to go watch this because this is like one of my
favorite franchises. I'm definitely going to go watch
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it and then I'm going to give you my rating.
Oh after, after I watch it. 6 1/2 for me. 6 1/2 I wanted to
care more when people died and Ijust didn't.
OK, except for one person. But yeah, that's basically it.
OK, well I will say like the thebeginning is really cool.
(23:34):
Like the poor monition part of it.
Yeah, that 1 is really cool for me.
This one was really cool. Really like that one.
Hell yeah. Yeah.
So you said 6 1/2 for that? Yes.
After trying that tropical punch, Yeah.
Flavor again. Do you still say it's a five?
Yes. OK, so I am now on to Ranger
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Berry. Ranger Berry?
Let's find out. 4th, 4th and 4thand fun fuck. 4th and final. 4th
and final. More flavorful than the Tropical
Punch, very blue razz forward. Still kind of like it's still
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just a little too carbonated forme though.
This probably sits at a four forme.
OK so if I have to rank them topto bot like best to worst, I'll
go worst to best. OK, worst to best, worst to
best. Tropical punch flavor is the
(24:38):
worst. French brother.
Freedom, Freedom punch freedom awful.
Like America fucking it's the worst.
Next is Ranger Berry. Then you have wild frost and
then the mango. Flavor had a one.
Sip of 1. Sip of towers over them all.
(24:59):
Towers over them all. Yeah, Oh my.
Goodness it is. It is the the David against the
Goliath machine. Oh my goodness.
Well, previously on Wrestling Survivor, friendships aren't
strong enough to cut out bad apples.
Where are they? On the previous episode of
(25:21):
Wrestling Survivor is pretty cutand dry straightforward.
Jacob Lindsey. Him and Dalton Grey with a 2 odd
man out. Dalton Grey, One immunity for
the second time actually. Yep, that little grimy bastard.
Yeah, and Jacob Lindsey was the man on the outs.
He tried to go to red, but at the end of the day, it wasn't
going to be enough. It was going to be 4 against two
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or four against three, even if he got red.
So we said goodbye to Jacob Lindsay and I can't update.
No phone calls this week. Does being grimy make you
slippery? It makes you sticky for sure.
Sticky, well, slippery and. Sticky.
I don't know. It's like being covered in
semen. Is that what this has meant the
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whole time? Don't Jesus, you just turned 18.
But all right, we're back on. We're down to the final three
episodes. Yeah, final six competitors.
We're down to three episodes left up like we got this one,
then we got the final five, and then the final four will all be
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on one episode. Yeah.
So with that being said, how arethings going right now at camp
where we are down to the following Tatum Manning, Red
Chambers, Eddie leave out grimy Dalton Gray, Derek James and
Stormy Renee, the final girl, she's hanging in there for all
(26:47):
of them. How are things going?
People are tired, people are hungry, but they've learned to
live with it at this point. At this point, Derek James has
learned to live with being not high.
He's still miserable, but he's not like just a sack of shit the
whole time for more. So everyone's kind of adapted to
this lifestyle at this point. Like we're in the shit now dude,
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we're on like day 36 or something.
We're in it, Yeah. We we are in it to win it,
brother. I think, I think Tatum and Red
are probably kind of sitting there game planning, like, all
right, like it's just us now. Yeah.
Like we can take this all the way to the end, like, as far as
we can. OK.
(27:31):
I think Red's for it, but he's also thinking about him.
Yes, like the final six. So who, who who is actually
putting in the most thought intohow this is going?
Are like, we got Derek, Eddie and Stormy in a tight alliance.
Yeah, Red's kind of a part of it.
Tatum was kind of shuffled in because he was a target, but
he's not actually a part of thatalliance itself, Right.
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So. I think Red's probably being the
most realistic about it, where he sees, he sees obviously that
he he has as much pull as he wants.
With Tatum, yes, he also realizes he is kind of part of
that alliance, yes. So he has a little bit of pull
there. He probably has the best chance,
yes, because he's connected everywhere.
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I think the main target right now is Dalton.
Yeah, because he is on the outs.Yep.
Now being on the outs doesn't necessarily mean that you're the
biggest target. No, because at the end of the
day, we got a four man alliance here.
Only one person can meet, so people got to start playing for
themselves. What did she say?
I don't know, fuck that. She probably said something nice
(28:34):
too. At the end of the day, one
person went, but who's who's who's really thinking about that
right now? Is Stormy Derek and Eddie
LeBlanc thinking about like, who's going to win in the
finals? Because here's the thing, right?
People got to start thinking about who are they going, who
they want to be in the final twoagainst.
Yeah. Because like I said, everybody
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on this jury, they're going to vote for who wins.
So you got to think about who you can beat in the final two,
and that's typically the person you want to bring.
I think our strongest two players in all honesty are red
and. I think Red is the strongest
because he's played the game thebest so far.
Yep. I think Stormy is really strong
(29:15):
because she has she flipped thisgame around.
Yeah, she did outplay right at one point and get him on her
side who was the best player as she was able to pull him in when
the time was most crucial. Yep, and flipped this game
around and now she's got 2 Riderdies.
Yep. At least Eddie's ride or die.
Is Derek ride or die? Or has Derek just been silent
(29:36):
and following the leader the whole time?
I think. He's just kind of been following
the leader the whole time. Do you think that Switch has
flipped for him yet about this being an individual game, or do
you think he's still kind of just riding along for now?
I think he's starting to get it.You starting to get it the ACT
yet though. I don't think so.
Who knows? Well, you know what?
Let's just let's get to immunity.
Let's get to the immunity challenge.
There's no reward this week and let's see what happens.
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Immunity back up for grabs, as Jeff Robles say.
So all six tribe members are going to start on the shore.
They have to race out and about 100 feet into the ocean is the
beginning of an obstacle course.It's nothing crazy.
It's just a bunch of balance stuff.
A lot of stuff you would see on maybe like the early, early like
(30:21):
Ninja Warrior obstacles, while Ijust balance.
Not a lot of springing, you know?
But here's the thing, there are rules to this.
There are six players. There are only three paths, and
two people cannot be on the samepath at a time.
So you got to get to that point.There are 4 sections of this
obstacle course you got to pass.Once you complete all four
sections, you got to dive back into the ocean, swim at about 10
(30:44):
more feet, and there's a pole. Each person has their own pole
with six sacks. You are only allowed to carry 2
sacks at a time. Once you retrieve 2 sacks, you
have to come back and you have to do the obstacle course again
in reverse. Bring the sacks back to your
platform on the shore and then you have to repeat.
That every time. Damn.
(31:04):
OK. Yep.
And then once you got all six sacks back to the shore, you
empty all the sacks out. Each sacks has three puzzle
pieces, so there's an 18 piece puzzle that they have to
assemble. Whoever assembles that puzzle
first wins immunity. How do you think?
This goes Eddie's fucking struggling.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, struggling.
(31:25):
I don't think it's even much of A a thing for him.
No, he doesn't have much of A play in this.
No, he's just enjoying the water, I think.
Dalton's probably struggling a little bit.
You think so? Yeah, kind of just tired and
dehydrated. And yeah, he's, you know, it's
not something, it's not a thing where he can just hold on,
right? It's the thing we have to move a
lot. He's, well, I would say he's
(31:45):
still fairly new in in in a competitive athletic career.
Yeah, his stamina is probably not built up.
And we all, we all know he likesto get scoring.
Right, OK so now Derek though for a Stoner has insane cardio.
You're not wrong. Like I am genuinely surprised at
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his cardio. OK.
So Derek doing well. Yeah.
Derek, Adam and Story probably also doing well.
Yeah. Yeah.
OK, before we move on, I have a little bit of A twist here.
OK, let's see. Let's see.
I have to roll this dice to see how this goes.
So I'm going to roll this pressure.
You can see it as well. Boom, number six.
(32:30):
Yep, number 60. Goodness.
All right, well, so here's a twist that happened in the game,
right, Derek James was on his last leg.
He was bringing the last two sacks back and when he got back
up on the obstacle course to runit backwards, drops the sack and
didn't realize until he got all the way back to Shorty.
So Derek who who who had a strong running in this, has to
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swim all the way back out to theend of the OPS, of course, find
his drop sack and come back before you all start assembling
his puzzle. I think that's crucial.
Yeah, I think that allows Stormyand.
Stormy, Red and Tatum all kind of catch up.
Yeah, maybe Derek was kind of leading the charge a little bit.
A little bit, yeah, I would say I.
Think so. I think Tatum wins this.
(33:15):
Race. You think so?
I think so. I think he's able to pull out
the race aspect of it, but I think Stormy is right on his
heels and Red's not too far behind, I think.
I think Red's a good swimmer, but just the constant getting
up, like, I don't think he's very nimble.
Yeah, I think Stormy's going to be light on her feet, so she's
right behind Tatum, I think. OK, so I think it comes down to
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the puzzle aspect of this. It's like a long, In my mind, I
envisioned it as like a long rectangular puzzle. 18 pieces.
Yeah, that assembles a phrase. The phrase says something like
final 5 or some shit like that. So I think it comes down to the
puzzle aspect of it. I don't think any of these
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people are necessarily the best at puzzles.
So I don't know what are you, what are your thoughts on this
right now? I think that Tatum's still
probably leading the charge, yes, With Stormy right behind
him. OK, Red's probably getting a bit
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flustered just with the puzzle. OK, so he's falling a little bit
behind there. OK.
Derek finally catches up. OK.
He's able to catch up in time toat least start the puzzle.
Yeah, I think he's probably a little bit better at the puzzle
aspect of it. Yeah, but I don't know if it's
(34:45):
going to be enough. I think he had a substantial
lead in the obstacle course for sure, but I don't think it was
big enough to warrant him completing a whole puzzle like
because by the time he gets back, everybody else probably
like 1/4 or halfway through withit.
Yeah, they're, they're four or five pieces in.
Yeah. I'm not sure, man.
(35:09):
I'm not sure. I think I'm thinking to Stormy
and Tatum. I'm thinking Tatum has a good
lead and starts to look over at Stormy and see how close she is.
OK. Which starts to play into his
head a little bit OK, and Stormyends up edging him out just a
bit OK and taking the lead on this.
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Oh, so let's say this happens, right?
Let's say Tatum kind of gets a little stuck, right?
Uh huh. So Stormy swaps 2 pieces in the
beginning that maybe kind of look like they might fit.
So when Tatum gets stuck he looks over and waits to see what
kind of piece she puts in and then when she when he looks over
he sees he's got two pieces wrong.
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So he swaps his. And then Stormy finishes their
puzzles but then knowingly fixesthe two pieces immediately and
then wins it out. So Tatum tried to cheat.
Yup. And lost.
All right. That's how I'm saying this goes
down. At least my thought went down
South. Stormy Renee immune from tribal
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council. Yep.
Not good for red Chambers. No, because that's probably you.
His biggest competition was. So I think Stormy, Eddie and
Derek, still, at least two of those three are still looking at
Dalton because he was he he betrayed them.
(36:33):
Yep. So I think they're still more
like hurt over that than they are looking at the game.
Derek, I don't know, but he still might just be going with
it just because he's he doesn't have to make a move yet.
Right. Because he still sets, but is
that going to play against him? Are the people on the jury going
to respect that is is he considering that?
(36:55):
Who knows? I think once we.
Get back to tamp, Red realizes it's not a good spot for him
right now. Yeah, and with Stormy being
immune, he kind of goes to Stormy as like the second head.
(37:16):
OK. And he kind of starts talking
game with her is. He going to do, is he going to
do that though, when she's his biggest competition right now?
Yeah, because he comes in with the approach of like let's me
you Tatum and and then like let her pick one.
(37:38):
Let's take it to the final four and put he kind of takes.
Adam over one of her guys though, because her two guys
have been loyal from the start. They have been.
The sacrifices have to be made this late in the game.
Here's here's here's my perspective from Stormy is that
(38:00):
right now, Red's her her biggestthreat, but Dalton's the person
she doesn't like the most. And if she is considering long
term game at any point at all, Ithink she's in a good position
because her two biggest allies she would beat in the finals.
I think she would beat Eddie in the final two and I think she
(38:21):
would beat Derek simply because Derek hasn't really done
anything for sure. So I don't know if that's enough
to warrant her to cut ties from one of them because those are
two guys that she knows that shecan beat in the finals.
Let's let's let's recap the juryright now.
(38:43):
Let's recap the jury. Here because we got a couple in
there now. We got 3 I believe we got we got
Justin, Alex and Jacob alike. Hey, they they, those three
might not pick Stormy. They might pick.
(39:07):
I could see them picking Derek over her maybe.
I could see at least. Two of the three of them, yeah,
but it's everybody else that's going to be on the journey also
going to think that way. Because here's the thing, when
someone's usually your biggest competition when you go out,
that's usually who you're going to vote for to win for sure.
So I think in her mind she knowsif she gets read out, she or I
(39:29):
don't know if she's thinking outmuch.
I know Red is thinking if he gets Stormy out then she's
probably going to pick him to win unless it's against Eddie,
right? I think, I think Eddie had card.
I think Reds goal has to be to pick apart that three person
alliance and somewhat he has to fracture it and I don't know if
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he's going to be able to convince Stormy to do so.
So do you think that he maybe tries to gather Tatum and
Dalton? I think he does what you said,
but I think he goes to the walk that I think he goes to Derek
instead. I think he goes to Derek and he
(40:12):
says we can all be Eddie in the finals, but I don't know if any
of us can beat Stormy So, but she's immune tonight.
So we have to, we have to get out Eddie to break that alliance
because Eddie's also kind of likable and enough of a, if
(40:35):
enough of Eddie's people get on the jury, he could still win
this. Yeah.
So I think that's his sales pitch to Derek and I do think he
brings in Dalton. I think Stormy and Eddie are
still looking at Dalton to vote out.
And they come to and and. Because he has one of the last
(40:55):
two immunity challenges unexpectedly.
But the new Found Temple alliance, kind of.
Yeah. They just kind of consume.
So I think, I think Red breaks his ties with them unknowing.
Like unbeknownst. Yeah, I think Tatum, Red and
Dalton vote for Eddie, Stormy and Eddie vote for Dalton, and
(41:20):
it comes down to who Derek votesfor.
Does he make a tie or does he play it safe?
I think he he probably plays it safe.
And he just joins the the guys. He joins the guys because it's
it's honestly his biggest move that he's made all it's a big.
(41:41):
Move that he has under his belt at this point.
Yeah, now I will say that I am Ihave been basing this on early
survivor where people were movesof matter less than than
alliances. But some people can still still
play that way. The first never winner won by
playing moves. So still happens.
So you think that's what they dowith and Eddie Levon finally
gets to go home? I think so.
(42:02):
Oh, I mean, Stormy is on an island of her own now.
Yep. They have crumpled that alliance
because she is. She kind of controlled this game
for the last few. Ever since they got Justin out,
ever since that yacht, she has controlled this game.
Yeah, Red. Red was playing this game very
well until the Apple situation. Then he got distracted, and
(42:24):
while he was distracted, Stormy Khan took over and became a big
power player. But now her alliance is crumpled
and we're going to see how this goes.
It's next week. It's the final five.
It's also going to be the final reward challenge too next week.
So these people need to go back to camp and figure their shit
out because it's getting crunch time, baby.
Yeah, it's getting. It's getting into the goddamn
(42:46):
wire. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, So Tommy, where can everybody?
Find you You can find me crying in my bathtub with my socks on.
Probably just socks. Just just socks.
Three of them to be exact. Then probably a cowboy hat.
You, you could find me on socialmedia at the Tommy Dean 32 or
(43:12):
the OR Tommy Dean pro on any of those those those what you call
the socials social and the because I'm a social butterfly.
You find me on those. Just search Tommy Dean.
You'll find me out of this worldTommy Dean on Facebook, even
though I don't really post on there anymore, but you can
follow that. You can get me on the Tommy Dean
on YouTube, but don't follow me.You can get yourself own Tommy
(43:35):
Dean merch if you go to www.thetommydeanshop.bigcartel.com
and you can also find me at yourmom's house.
Just not doing anything weird. Just kind of.
Being guard, just hanging out, make sure the lights go off.
And as always, you can find me on all social media that's
(43:56):
Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube at I am Wesley Crane.
Grab yourself some awesome fucking merch at
www.iamwesleycrane.com tomorrow,Sunday, May 18th.
This is This will be yesterday for them though.
Yes, yesterday for all you guys,I will have visit at Diamond
(44:18):
State Wrestling, something like that, something like that.
I'm starting to feel those gummies, man really AM.
Don't worry, I've got this. I can do this.
You can get your palabella. Papa are.
You sure you can do this? Nope, we have a, We have a new
domain. Yes, you can get Parabella merch
or BS with Taught Me in West merch.
(44:38):
You can get a Heterosexual Life Mate T-shirt or the Glazeman
T-shirt. We have so much shit on there.
If you go to www.parapellumpro.com go on
there get you the new Heterosexual Life Mate T-shirt,
get you get you two of them for your Heterosexual life mate as
well. And then know what?
Tell him to do the same. That way you each have two
shirts. Is there a reason for that?
(44:59):
Probably not, but you should do it anyways.
Get you a glaze. Be sure.
Get glazed. Is that what they Is that what
you say? Yeah.
Get glazed. Also, you know what?
While you're there, somebody buya goddamn Terrifier hoodie.
Yes. Look, God, it's so magical.
They're so nice. It was one of the first designs
we put up and nobody bought 1 and I'm upset.
They're really dumpy. They are yeah, yeah.
(45:20):
Get you a Terrifier hoodie, get you a, a, a a shirt for the
podcast, Get you A tag team Parabellan shirt as well.
Get, get, get all of it. Get all of it.
And. With all of that being said, we
will see. We'll hear you.
You'll hear us, maybe. On the next one, Can you imagine
if we had the taste out of our butt holes?
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