July 28, 2025 • 36 mins
Welcome back to B.S. with Tommy and Wes, the boys enjoy some drinks, simulate Hunger Games, and talk about big changes.
⬇️Support the Podcast⬇️
https://parabellum-bra-shop.fourthwall.com/pages/b-s-with-tommy-wes
➡️SHOP Heterosexual Lifemate Merch Collection⬅️
Tommy Dean Social Media↙️
➡️Facebook
➡️Twitter/X
➡️Instagram
➡️Youtube
➡️Official Merch Store
➡️Pro Wrestling Tees
Wesley Crane Social Media↙️
➡️Facebook
➡️Instagram
➡️TikTok
➡️YouTube
➡️Official Website
Parabellum Merch↙️
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:00):
Hey guys, before we get started I just want to pop in and say
thank you for listening. And if you haven't already,
don't forget to follow BS with Tommy and Wes on social media as
well as Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcast, and wherever you get
your podcasting fix. Links for everything I just
mentioned are in the descriptionbelow.
Now on to the episode. Welcome.
(00:20):
Welcome. Welcome to BS.
With Tommy and Wes. Good afternoon.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to
another episode of BS with Tommyand Wes.
I'm Tommy, and I am here, as always, with my heterosexual
(00:41):
life mate, because it's been a while since we said that you
guys missed it. Make sure you buy the T-shirt.
Wesley Crane. Wesley, how are you doing on
this lovely evening? I'm doing great today.
For you guys, it's Curt like like this is like, you know,
Monday morning when whatever this post, whatever this,
whatever for this is 12:30 in the morning.
It is it is 12:30 at night. It's getting running the
(01:02):
thunderstorm. What a perfect time to record an
episode of this podcast for you guys.
Start things off real quick. We'll get something straight
here. Usually it's you that shows up
on this show and you have climbed the mountains today.
It is me. I have not climbed the mountains
per SE, but I have definitely drank the the the the oceans.
(01:25):
Jizz juice you. You hanging out with some
spirits, man? I'm, I'm, I'm, I've cast so many
spells and summoned so many spirits tonight.
I'm I'm, I'm drunk. It makes you sound like a
wizard. I'm drunk tonight.
Not even. Yep.
And which is going to transit? Perfect.
You get the Segway point. Boom, your plus one up on the
episode that transition to everyone's fairy weekly segment.
(01:51):
Want to drink in? So what's the Curry?
What are you drinking tonight? Currently I'm drinking this zoa
tropical punch. It's been a minute since I've
drank a ZOA but I found them on a deal for like 2 for 249 does.
It have any more in it still? A little bit.
(02:12):
Oh, I was about to smack it out of your hand.
Because you know why? We have something else special.
Wait. Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I'm holding. I'm holding.
I'm holding. That sounded like really awful
sex. There's no more in there.
Oh awesome that he says I have the thing for you.
(02:33):
I gave you one of these earlier in the day but it was room temp,
but now they're cold so I got one for you and one for me.
So tonight we're both drinking the same thing.
Yes. What are we drinking?
Wesley Crane. This is the original ghost
flavor. It actually has OG where the
eyes of the :) are what? Yeah, I don't know.
(02:56):
I didn't notice that earlier. I'll be honest with you, I
didn't read The Canner I. Didn't even know that there was
an original. Ghost I didn't either until the
other day. I took a photo and I was like,
Oh my God, I got to send this toTommy.
Never sent it to you. But then I bought a whole 4 pack
so oh I just gave. I opened the can without putting
it into the thing and getting a good crack.
(03:16):
Whoever. Yeah, sorry, I had a cold chill.
It's starting to rain a little. Bit it is, by the way, I so I'm
going to save the, the, the the massive majority of this for the
next episode because this is your episode.
But I I am going to add this. I needed today so desperately.
(03:40):
I've been wanting it for like for a long ass and I just wanted
a Gray rainy day to just hang out and dance in the rain.
And that's exactly what the fuckI did today.
I danced and spun in the rain like nobody was watching.
But there was a ton of people watching, dude.
How lucky are they? They were, they were amazing.
(04:01):
How lucky are they? Yeah, because.
I was in the. Rain, bro listen, I've been
going to the gym again. I've got a little bit of a
little bit of a tan going on. I was in a cut off like great
fitting Harley-Davidson T-shirt and I was drenched.
I looked like a 2009 screamo music video.
(04:24):
Oh man. And it felt so liberating.
I love that. Go ahead and give that can of
crack for the people at home. I already cracked mine by
accident. I don't.
Think that's how you're supposedto?
That's not how you're. Supposed to.
Hold on a second. All right, let's, let's, let's,
let's see, let's try this crack,see if we can get it up and go
by. It comes.
(04:44):
Oh, yeah, that's a SIS white crack.
Oh, yeah. All right.
Cheers, Sir. Original Ghost.
Bicep flex, fantastic crack, then taste just about as good as
crack I mean. That's pretty good, dude.
It's pretty good that's that. It's not over dominating
flavour. I don't know what that flavour
is. It's original, actually.
(05:05):
We all know what it is, it's original ghost flavor or
whatever that is. But it's not overpowering, no.
It's subtle, a little bit, and it's satisfying.
Like if you if you look at the can it or if you look at the
packaging for it, it is colored and it is advertised very
similar to like a white monster.Yeah.
So that's what you expect out ofit.
That's not what you get. No, actually I'm.
(05:28):
Getting, but I'm getting something and I like it.
If you took a white monster and mixed it with the white gummy
bear flavor, rain I. Thought this is Airhead.
OK, I could like. Mystery airhead flavor I could.
See that? But it isn't.
I'm getting I think that's cherry, but this is like
(05:49):
cherries but still. By the way, Arrowheads has a
fucking cherry flavor. Why we needed a second one
beyond me. But it tastes good.
It's a 7 and a 7 1/2. 7 1/2 Seven.
And a half of them, it's solid. It's solid.
Not my favorite. It's not up there in the
Alzheimer's, but it's solid. Umm, I don't have Alzheimer's,
(06:13):
but I've got some. Alzheimer's.
I've got Alzheimer's too. I'll give it a 7.
Seven. OK.
About as good as the cocaine. Yeah.
About as good as the just work, Yeah, wherever.
The other thing we had was last week.
Yeah, yeah, you know what, that's fair.
I'm giving A7 half. I like a little bit better than
those satisfied, but it's a small.
Canada, I have one for us next week.
(06:35):
OK. So so OK, yeah.
You got one for us next week? Yep.
Well, that's what we're doing. What are you drinking?
That's not the old day, I'm drinking the night there.
What? Oh, I've got myself a whole
bottle of amaretto here. I've already also cashed like a
full half bottle Amsterdam lemonvodka.
Yep, and I've also got the newest The Collector series.
(06:59):
I'm interested to see what your take is on that.
I don't know. I know that the there's a chance
you can win $1,000,000 though, if you drink enough of it.
So that's fun. It's good pay.
For your fucking hospital bills.I'm going to sip on some more
Amerito here because boy howdy, it's been a day.
Yo, you know what we should do? You know the Soda Stream
(07:21):
machines. What's up?
Yes, maybe. Do you know what a soda stream
is, brother? I'm.
Gone right now. So a soda stream is where you
can actually make your own, likecarbonated drinks.
Oh, that sounds awesome. Can you imagine running amaretto
through a soda stream that. Would be really good. 100 bucks.
(07:42):
100 bucks. Says it tastes like Doctor
Pepper Amarito. Really good liquor.
Really. It's a it says other superior.
It's a superior liquor. Yeah, it's.
It's more than superior because you have to say with an accent,
superior, superior. But those are the three things
I'm drinking today, so it's starting to rain really hard.
Yeah, it is. We move inside.
(08:03):
Yeah. Let's move inside real quick.
Oh, and I'm going to pause this.We'll come right back when we're
inside so. Hey this is a perfect segue.
For the little the little ad bithere.
So enjoy that. Hey guys, if you're enjoying all
the bullshittery, there's no better way to show your support
than by heading over to parabellumpro.com.
Whether you're into comfortable hoodies, classic Tees, or rock
(08:23):
and a hat that just gets people asking questions, we've got you
covered. Check out the Glaze Me
collection as well as the Heterosexual Life Mate
collection and slip into something.
A little less. Appropriateonly@parabellanpro.com
Now back to the episode. If we all reported.
I'd be dead soon. Right now it feels too great.
I'll be. Hitting the gritty out there.
Hitting the grit. What is what is the gritty?
(08:45):
I don't know. Some kind?
Of is that grits? I think so.
I think you just make grits and you eat breakfast in the rain.
Eat grits. Make breakfast in them.
What is it that that definitely sounds like a song that's in a
song. Something.
(09:07):
I said this to you earlier and, and I've got to put it out here
because I, I know that the people listening will will get
it. Jay USO says what?
Fauletus. One word, I just want to point
out, has 3 letters. Ugh.
(09:30):
So is 6 letters, and that's 2 words.
And then Yeats is a whole another word.
Yeah, with four more. Letters exactly.
So that's like 10. Letters.
It's like 10 letters, 10 letters. 3 words.
He needs to be like 10 letters. 3.
Words. Maybe he wouldn't lost his title
(09:51):
then. Yeah right, rather right.
That just look really good though.
Was really good mess though you.Just need to be able to count
and spell. Yeah, but either way, and I for
one really enjoyed your crash out and like kind of telling
people, yeah, fuck all of you. And I was like.
Yeah, fuck. All them.
(10:12):
Bitches, I'm so glad you love doing my crashing.
Yeah, it's just it's like finally tell and like people
would message you to like, you know, someone will be right.
It's like you're exactly what I'm talking.
Dude, the Oh my God. I love that if the shoe fucking
fits you pieces of shit. Oh man, I love this.
If the shoe fits, let me put it this way, If the shoe doesn't
(10:34):
fit, I'm sure there's one out there that does.
Just go buy. It dude just go find.
It oh man, I've had a really rough day today.
I'm not going to get into the details on it, but let's just
say your man is entering a new stage.
Let's go, life. Right now, let's go.
Yeah, well, this or I'm not. Yeah, I'm not going to talk
about what's going on with my life right now.
(10:55):
But like, good, you know, we're going through some major life
changes right now and it's terrifying.
It's scary, it's depressing, butit's also a little bit exciting.
It's a little exciting, just gotto make sure don't catch on
those studs. Yep, Yep.
But yeah, that's a look at the sunshine over there.
I think that's the other part. Well, look at sunshine over
(11:18):
there just chilling. She's just chilling.
I opened up the cage. I wanted the dog to join us for
the podcast. The new puppy that I have, she's
not having it. She's she's in bed right now.
She's getting more and more usedto this kind of situation right
here and it's it's nice. It's nice, it's refreshing.
Anyways, we got one major fucking thing to do today.
We do. We've got one major fucking
(11:39):
thing. As I said last week, I am
working on a way. I'm currently actually working
on a way for you and me to actually fairly simulates a full
on Hunger Games. Actually to actually simulate
it. You and me, what would be the
best way to do that? But that's going to take a
really long fucking time. Yeah.
So until then, I have got Googleto actually simulate.
(12:05):
It's called Brand Steel, I think.
I don't know the website. We've actually simulated a real
hung. We're going to simulate a real
Hunger Games. Shall we go through the
districts? Let's go.
From District 1. Zechariah Zeus.
Zeus. Double Zeus.
And Wrangler let's. Go.
(12:27):
I don't have one boy and one female from each district
because I don't know if I can name 12 female wrestlers
locally. I probably could if I really
tried, but I'm not going to. I'm very drunk right now.
From District 2, the main careerdistrict, the favorite Alex
Royal and Tim Rockwell. From District 3, Hobo JoJo, Hobo
(12:51):
JoJo, Hobo Nojo and Bobby Dylan.From District 4, Cappuccino
Jones and Titan Yin. Let's go From District 5, Riker
and Red Chambers. And yes, it is because they are
both gingers. I mean, that was what that's
what district Fox Face was from.You know what though?
(13:12):
Like if we're being straight up,I feel like there'll be a really
dope tag team. Oh.
Well, fucking would be. It's so would.
Be how do you? Work out chambers.
That'd be sick. From District 6 we have 1/2 of
the trendsetters. Nellie.
OK. And.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, like country grammar?
(13:33):
Nelly. Yeah.
Totally like no. Not at all.
Band-Aid on the face. Nelly.
No, he's, he's a, he's a, he's aguy.
He's the guy. He does a 450 splash though.
He's not allowed to. He's not allowed to have that
name. You can't have.
That name, No. Should we call him by his real
name? I don't know if I should say
that on here. We're going to call him.
(13:53):
Not Nelly. Not Nelly.
Not Nelly. And Dan Webber shotgun.
Dan Webber from District 6. From District 7 we have Gary the
Butler. He went out poor tea for London
Calling and he smacked me in thehead once with a teapot.
And Butler, everyone's favorite pimp, big pimpin, you know yours
(14:17):
truly set the pimp from District8.
We take a little bit of a turn here.
We have the guy in the bow tie, Tug Dabian and coach Dalgons.
OK, I don't know why, but when you when you when you said the
thing about set the pimp, it's almost like when your mom would
(14:39):
come home and she'd be like, I got Froot Loops, but it wasn't
Froot Loops. It was like the generic off
brand or whatever the fucker Apple Jacks and you're like.
From District 9 we have Erin Anders.
OK. And Justin Lee.
Over there. Those two are evil on great.
Oh yeah, from District 10 we have Kate fucking fight and the
(15:04):
Oklahoma Strangler. Oh shit.
From District 11 we have Zach Royal and we got Tommy Dean.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm in District 11, bitch.
And from District 12 we have Skyde la Creme Soda.
Yep, Sky de la Cremosa. And we have the other one half
(15:24):
of BS to tell me it was we have Wesley Crane from yester 12.
We got me, we got Wesley Crane. Sorry, guys.
Like obviously the listers can'tsee this, but your picture is
PETA. You are PETA by pictures.
Rue, the little 12 year old girl.
PETA, you're PETA. All right, so shall we just get
(15:45):
into it? Shall we just jump right into
it? Who are your picks?
Are they on? Who's your who?
Who he thinks will win The Hunger Games.
Gary the Butler. Gary the Butler I'm going with.
Aaron Anders, there's something about I I think he was poisoning
that TI think he's got practice.You know what for sure, I'm
picking Aaron Anders. OK, so we're going to we're
going to jump right into here wego.
All right, here we are. As the tributes stand on their
(16:06):
podiums, the horn sounds. Let's.
Do that you? Do all the sound.
Effects I will, I will do. It more time if something
happens you have to do the soundeffects.
Dawgins grabs a jar of fishing bait while Tommy gets fishing
gear. See that's fine.
You don't call that Alex in Titan fight for a bag.
(16:30):
Alex gives up and retreats. OK.
Wesley runs away from the quark opium.
Justin snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Kade and Riker fight for a bag. Riker gives up from retreats.
You're going to see a lot of redundancy in this.
Yeah. Rhett runs away from the
cornucopia. Oh, fuck.
(16:53):
Dan Weber throws a knife into Erin Anders.
Chest. Wow, that was.
There goes my pick to win the whole thing.
Cappuccino Jones runs away from the Cornucopia.
Gary the Butler runs away from the Cornucopia.
Zach Royal breaks Skydaler Chromosa's nose with a basket of
bread. Come.
(17:14):
On damn, what kind of? Bread.
Is that Hobo JoJo? I put Joe Ho for some reason.
Hobo JoJo? Hobo JoJo runs away from the
cornucopia. Nelly rips A Mace out of
Strangler's hands. They'll hold the Strangler.
Oh shit. Rematch from the Ryder Cup.
(17:35):
That's OK, at least he stranglespeople.
Seth runs away from the cornucopia.
Bobby Dylan runs away from the cornucopia.
Tuck Dabian takes a handful of throwing knives.
Red Chambers runs away from the cornucopia.
I don't trust this fucking cornucopia.
Zachariah Zeus runs away from the cornucopia.
See what I mean? And Tim Rockwell runs away from
the cornucopia. All right, here we.
(17:56):
Go, we probably jogged away from.
All right, Day one, the blood death is over.
Only one person died. Crazy.
Yeah. Wesley defeats Hobo JoJo in a
fight but spares his life. Aw, it's it's because it's
because I like the. Riker receives a fresh food from
(18:21):
an unknown sponsor. Red Chambers picks flowers.
OK. Titan Yin hunts for other
tributes. Tommy Dean camouflages himself
in the bushes. This is herself because I'm
technically rude. Cade fight and Zechariah Zeus
(18:43):
hunt for other tributes. OK Bobby, Dylan, Alex Royal and
Justin Lee hunt for other tributes.
Gary the Butler, Nelly Seth the Pimp, Coach Dalgans and Tuck
Davian Track down and kill. Oh, Tim Rockwell.
OK, that makes sense. Gray Lorette discovers a cave.
(19:08):
Zechariah Zeus and Cappuccino Jones are No, I'm sorry, sorry,
let me rephrase, rewind, back up.
Zechariah Zeus sets Cappuccino Jones on fire with a Molotov.
On brand for him. Sky dealer Chromosa diverts Dan
(19:29):
Weber's attention and runs away.Oklahoma Strangler unknowingly
eats toxic berries. And that's the end of day one.
Here we go. Oh God, here we go.
Night 1 Carnivorous meat eating squirrels I'm supposed.
(19:56):
To carnivorous. Carnivorous squirrels start
attacking the tributes. Dawgins tries to tries to kill
as many squirrels as he can, butthere are just too many.
Dawgins succumbs to the squirrels.
He succumbs to the squirrels. Red Chambers uses the squirrels
to his advantage, shoving Titan Yin into them.
(20:19):
Zechariah Zoo survives. OK, Seth the pimp in agony kills
Wesley so he does not have to tobe attacked by the squirrels.
Wrangler at survives. You've been killed, my friend.
Wait. Wait, wait, did he mercy kill me
so I didn't get eaten by the squirrels?
(20:40):
In AG. So Seth was in agony.
He did not want to kill you, buthe did.
Sounds like a Dick move to me. So he.
Didn't have to be attacked by them.
Skydaler Chrimosa uses the squirrels to his advantage,
shoving Tommy into them. You and I are dead night one
bro. Zach squirrel survives.
(21:01):
Bobby Dylan survives. Tuck dabbing survives.
Nelly survives. Hobo JoJo survives.
The squirrels separate and kill Kate Fight and Gary the Butler.
No. You and I are dead and our pigs
are dead. Justin Lee, in agony, kills
(21:24):
Riker, so he doesn't have to be.He does not have to be attacked
by the squirrels. So I think that's what happens.
Set the pimp killed you so you would not have to be attacked by
the squirrels. But yeah, that's what happened.
But I didn't have to be attackedby the squirrels, he would just
let me the fuck alone. Seth killed you regardless and
then Justin killed Riker. Justin Lee killed Justin Riker.
(21:47):
Alex Royal survives. Dan.
Whoever survives. All right, here we go.
You ready? 11 Ken shots can be heard in the
distance from night 1. You have to make 11 cannon shots
now for each one. Aaron Anders.
Titan, yen, Cappuccino, Jones Strangler, Oklahoma Strangler,
(22:11):
Coach Doggins, Titan. Yen A lost count.
You go Wesley Crane, Tommy Dean,Cage Fight, Gary the Butler and
Riker. 11 people have died day one.
We have 13 people left. It's almost half the.
(22:32):
Field. That's insane.
That's insane. Yeah.
Fucking squirrels. Here.
Fuck, dude. And paranoid.
Go. Well now, I guess.
Now we're in night 1. So now it's through the night.
Here we go, Zechariah. Zeus screams for help.
Tuck Devion let's Nelly into hisshelter.
(22:55):
I know, I know, nobody can see that right now, but Tommy and I
both just gave each other a looklike what you think they're
doing in it. Justin Lee set the pimp and
Wrangler rat cheerfully sing songs together.
It's all Barney suit. It's all Barney shit.
Zachariah Zeus begs for Sky dealer Chrimosa to kill him, but
(23:18):
Sky refuses keeping Zacharias. Alive.
Why? What's going on?
Why? Why does?
Zachariah Zeus Just I, I, I don't know, Red chambers hobo.
JoJo. Alex Royal and Bobby Dylan sleep
in shifts. Dan Webber tries to sing himself
(23:39):
to sleep. Day 2 Sky Dinner.
Chromosa searches for firewood. Nelly is pricked by thorns while
packing berries. Picking berries.
Sorry. Red Chambers goes hunting.
(24:00):
Tuck Davion constructs a shack. Dan Weber explores the arena.
Zechariah Zeus picks flowers. Hobo JoJo discovers a river
Zeus. Zechariah Zeus receives clean
water from an unknown sponsor. Bobby Dylan runs away from Alex
(24:21):
Foyle. Justin Lee traps and kills Seth
the pimp. Shit.
All right, Wrangler Rhett tries to spearfish with a Trident.
Nope, that's a Riker thing. All right, here we go. 1 Cannon
(24:43):
Shock can be heard in the distance.
Seth the pimp from District 7. Oh sorry had to had to add some
flair in there but cool all. Right Night 2 Wrangler ret tends
(25:05):
to Zechariah. Is this his wounds?
Red Chambers Skydaler, Carmosa shotgun.
Dan Weber and Tuck Dabian trek down and kill Alex Royal.
Zechariah Zeus sees a fire but stays hidden.
(25:29):
Hobo JoJo falls into a pit and dies.
A pit of what? Just says a pit bro.
I don't know the pit of squirrels.
Pit of squirrels. Bobby, Dylan and Nelly talk
about the tributes that are still alive.
Justin Lee tries to treat his infection.
(25:54):
I don't think you can treat being a douche.
Day Three Justin Lee and Skye dela Cremosa decide to work
together for the whole day. OK Rhett Wrangler Rhett
camouflages himself in the bushes.
Bobby Dylan receives fresh fruitfrom an unknown sponsor.
(26:19):
Dan Weber fishes. You know, Dan Weber's doing a
lot of things that I don't thinkhe can actually do.
Nelly tends to Zecharia Zeus's wounds.
Red Chambers discovers a cave. Zechariah Zeus stalks tuck
(26:42):
Debian. Very on brand for him. 2 cannon
shots can be heard in the distance.
Alex Royal District 2. Hobo JoJo from District 3 Night
(27:04):
3. Red Chambers cries himself to
sleep. Yeah.
Zachariah Zeus screams for help.Bobby Dylan Spears, Zachariah
Zeus in the abdomen. Wait, like with a spear?
(27:25):
He Spears him. Like the wrestling move?
I imagine it's the wrestling spirit.
And it just kills him. He just like kills him.
He rhino, he, he gold marks him.Tuck Davian tries to treat his
infection. Dan Weber stays awake all night.
Rang Laurette receives medical supplies from an unknown
(27:45):
sponsor. Justin Lee, Skydaler Chromosa
and Nelly cheerfully sing songs together.
OK. Here we go.
We're down to we're, we're down.We're getting down to it.
We have nine people left. We're nine people.
I think 123456 maybe. I don't know.
(28:10):
The core. The feast.
The Feast. The Cornucopia is replenished
with food, supplies, weapons, and memories from the tributes
families. Justin stabs Bob Justin Lee
stabs Bobby Dylan in his back when his back is turned.
(28:30):
So they were teaming together and Justin decided to turn on
Bobby Dylan and stab him. In the back I literally told you
he was a douche. See.
Sky Diller Chrimosa decides not to go to the feast.
Zechariah Zeus stabs Nelly whilehis back is turned.
Another one What the? Fuck guys.
Wrangler Rhett shoots a poison, shoots a poisonous blow dart
(28:53):
into Dan Weber's neck, slowly killing him.
Red Chambers decides not to go to the feast.
Tuck Dabian accidentally steps on a landmine.
Very on brand for Tuck. I just imagine him doing his
ring jump onto the landmine God.There we go, day 4.
(29:18):
Zechariah Zeus tries to spearfish with the Tridens.
Skydaler Chromosa searches for awater source.
Justin Lee attempts to climb a tree but falls on Rhett, killing
them both. Well, well.
Red chamber to see smoke rising in the distance, but decides not
(29:40):
to investigate Jesus Christ alone.
He he looked over. He's like. 7 cannon shots can be
heard in the distance. Zechariah, Zeus, Bobby.
Dylan Mellie, Dan Webber, Tuck Davian.
(30:03):
Justin Lee. Or No, Just yeah.
Justin Lee. Regular red.
Oh, my God. We're getting down to it.
We're down to the final three. We started with 24.
We're down to the final three. Here we go.
Night 40. Shit.
Zeus climbs a tree to rest. Red Chambers questions his his
(30:30):
his sanity. Questions Zeus's sanity.
Zechariah Zeus climbed a tree. Arrest, right?
Red Chambers is questioning his own sanity at the moment.
OK, for a second I thought he was questioning Zechariah's
sanity because he climbed the tree, but Zechariah has no
sanity so it doesn't really matter.
Sky dealer Kormosa thinks about home.
(30:51):
Where is that for him? I don't.
Know under the ring. Under the ring, probably.
He lives under there, yeah. He's got body parts and shit.
Yeah, when he needs a new one, he just kind of like reaches out
and pulls somebody in. Day 5 Red Chambers tries to
sleep through the entire day. Zechariah Zeus strangles
(31:12):
Skydater Chromosa after engagingin a fistfight 1.
Cannon shock can be heard in thedistance.
Sky de la Chromosa District 12. He had Cadmus District 2.
(31:33):
Damn, all right. Here we go, Night 5.
Zachariah Zeus kills Red Chambers with his own weapon.
Oh shit, OK. Zacharias Zeus is the winner of
(31:56):
The Hunger Games District 1. Congratulations to Zacharias
Zeus. Zeus.
Zeus, Zeus, Zeus, you are the winner of the first ever
bullshit Hunger Games. Bullshit Hunger Games
simulation. I am going to find a way to
actually simulate an actual gameof The Hunger Games.
(32:18):
I don't know how that's gonna work.
I'm gonna have to like, learn how to be a Dungeon Master.
I've never played Dungeons and Dragons, but fuck, I'm gonna
learn how to do this. And we're gonna simulate an
actual how my Venus. We're gonna simulate an actual
game of Hunger Games. I'm down.
You're down, but in the meantime, Wesley Crane, where
can the people find you? Well, as always, you can
(32:38):
subscribe and follow me on all social media that's Facebook,
Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. At I am Wesley Crane.
You can grab yourself some of the sickest merch out there,
shirts, hoodies, hats, digital downloads.
It's all available for now at www.iamwesleycrane.com.
And where can they find you, Tommy?
At the bottom of this bottle of amber radio.
Yeah. Yep, very, very fucking bottom.
(33:00):
Hold on a second. So good.
I'm going to drink this. I'm going to try this prime real
quick. I haven't tried to, yeah.
That's right, DRY the prime I'm going.
To try in the prime I'm trying to you know what?
I'm entering a new chapter in mylife right now.
Some could probably say I'm entering my prime.
(33:21):
Was that cream? Probably, but probably a little
cheesy. That's fine, I like cheese, so I
guess I. Tried this, my kids have tried
this. I want to know your thoughts on
that. I don't like the way it smells.
That's. I didn't like the way that is.
Mid as mid gets. That's as mid as mid gets.
(33:41):
Yep. I don't.
That's like original rhyme I guess.
I don't know, dude. Well, with all of that being
drank. Yep.
We will. Well, this is my episode.
This is your episode. This is my.
Episode OK, step still in my Thunder.
All right, You're already over enough.
I've got some catching up to. Do here.
(34:01):
OK, got to catch up tomorrow. I've got to.
Catch up. You, you have aura.
I don't. Is that what the kids say these
days? Aura in the comments down below.
Tell me right now, on a scale of1 to 746, what is Wesley's aura
and what is Tommy Dean's aura? Wait, hold on, is Aura, is that
because now they don't use like a tape measure to measure the
length of their penises, but they use like your iPhone
(34:22):
measuring app? Exactly.
That's exactly what it is. What is Wesley Crane's aura and
what is my aura on a scale between -6 and 742 tells right?
It sells in the comments number.That's a specific.
Number and next week Wesley Crane will be back with his
version of the episode. What I don't know what what is
it called hosting your your yeah, it's your episode next
(34:44):
week. I actually told myself I wasn't
like let in that little detail behind the curtains, but I'm so
fucked up tonight. That's a fine Joe edit We roll
in. Thank you guys so much for
supporting BS of Tommy and Wes. Thank you so much for the that
subscribe to the BS brigade. We are not dull.
We are no longer going to be doing the BS brigade after this
month. So but so we're going to give
(35:05):
all this content out to you guysfor free.
We are going to be catching up on the YouTube channel.
So make sure you guys subscribe to the YouTube channel.
You can find me at Tommy Dean onall social medias Tommy Dean pro
or the Tommy Dean 32. You can get Tommy Dean merch
soon coming soon to to a different website near you.
Don't buy on my current website because I lose money when you
guys do that. I found that out recently.
(35:26):
But you can. Yeah, but you know, do do do
your thing. And if you see me at a rustling
show, bring me a ghost. There you go.
And some peanut M&M's and we'll be best friends.
So with all that being said, catch me at a wrestling show
near you probably in July. And in August, I'm going to be
calling out one big son of a bitch.
(35:47):
I'm not going to say what it is right now, but yeah, that's
going to be a thing. And we will catch you all in the
next. Episode Catch me Outside How
about Dad? Hey, the Wesley I, I, I don't
have anybody anymore to pick outthe wild hairs on my back.
Do you mind mounting me from behind and doing that for me?
(36:12):
Wild hairs on your back. Yeah, dude, don't.
Get wild hairs on your. Back are you talking about this
like the sparsity of your hairs?Sure.
I'm gonna bring you a dictionary.
Well, I can't read, so that's some.
Bullshit. That is bullshit.
Hey guys, before we get started I just want to pop in and say
thank you for listening. And if you haven't already,
don't forget to follow BS with Tommy and Wes on social media as
well as Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcast, and wherever you get
your podcasting fix. Links for everything I just
mentioned are in the descriptionbelow.
Now on to the episode. Welcome.
(00:20):
Welcome. Welcome to BS.
With Tommy and Wes. Good afternoon.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to
another episode of BS with Tommyand Wes.
I'm Tommy, and I am here, as always, with my heterosexual
(00:41):
life mate, because it's been a while since we said that you
guys missed it. Make sure you buy the T-shirt.
Wesley Crane. Wesley, how are you doing on
this lovely evening? I'm doing great today.
For you guys, it's Curt like like this is like, you know,
Monday morning when whatever this post, whatever this,
whatever for this is 12:30 in the morning.
It is it is 12:30 at night. It's getting running the
(01:02):
thunderstorm. What a perfect time to record an
episode of this podcast for you guys.
Start things off real quick. We'll get something straight
here. Usually it's you that shows up
on this show and you have climbed the mountains today.
It is me. I have not climbed the mountains
per SE, but I have definitely drank the the the the oceans.
(01:25):
Jizz juice you. You hanging out with some
spirits, man? I'm, I'm, I'm, I've cast so many
spells and summoned so many spirits tonight.
I'm I'm, I'm drunk. It makes you sound like a
wizard. I'm drunk tonight.
Not even. Yep.
And which is going to transit? Perfect.
You get the Segway point. Boom, your plus one up on the
episode that transition to everyone's fairy weekly segment.
(01:51):
Want to drink in? So what's the Curry?
What are you drinking tonight? Currently I'm drinking this zoa
tropical punch. It's been a minute since I've
drank a ZOA but I found them on a deal for like 2 for 249 does.
It have any more in it still? A little bit.
(02:12):
Oh, I was about to smack it out of your hand.
Because you know why? We have something else special.
Wait. Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I'm holding. I'm holding.
I'm holding. That sounded like really awful
sex. There's no more in there.
Oh awesome that he says I have the thing for you.
(02:33):
I gave you one of these earlier in the day but it was room temp,
but now they're cold so I got one for you and one for me.
So tonight we're both drinking the same thing.
Yes. What are we drinking?
Wesley Crane. This is the original ghost
flavor. It actually has OG where the
eyes of the :) are what? Yeah, I don't know.
(02:56):
I didn't notice that earlier. I'll be honest with you, I
didn't read The Canner I. Didn't even know that there was
an original. Ghost I didn't either until the
other day. I took a photo and I was like,
Oh my God, I got to send this toTommy.
Never sent it to you. But then I bought a whole 4 pack
so oh I just gave. I opened the can without putting
it into the thing and getting a good crack.
(03:16):
Whoever. Yeah, sorry, I had a cold chill.
It's starting to rain a little. Bit it is, by the way, I so I'm
going to save the, the, the the massive majority of this for the
next episode because this is your episode.
But I I am going to add this. I needed today so desperately.
(03:40):
I've been wanting it for like for a long ass and I just wanted
a Gray rainy day to just hang out and dance in the rain.
And that's exactly what the fuckI did today.
I danced and spun in the rain like nobody was watching.
But there was a ton of people watching, dude.
How lucky are they? They were, they were amazing.
(04:01):
How lucky are they? Yeah, because.
I was in the. Rain, bro listen, I've been
going to the gym again. I've got a little bit of a
little bit of a tan going on. I was in a cut off like great
fitting Harley-Davidson T-shirt and I was drenched.
I looked like a 2009 screamo music video.
(04:24):
Oh man. And it felt so liberating.
I love that. Go ahead and give that can of
crack for the people at home. I already cracked mine by
accident. I don't.
Think that's how you're supposedto?
That's not how you're. Supposed to.
Hold on a second. All right, let's, let's, let's,
let's see, let's try this crack,see if we can get it up and go
by. It comes.
(04:44):
Oh, yeah, that's a SIS white crack.
Oh, yeah. All right.
Cheers, Sir. Original Ghost.
Bicep flex, fantastic crack, then taste just about as good as
crack I mean. That's pretty good, dude.
It's pretty good that's that. It's not over dominating
flavour. I don't know what that flavour
is. It's original, actually.
(05:05):
We all know what it is, it's original ghost flavor or
whatever that is. But it's not overpowering, no.
It's subtle, a little bit, and it's satisfying.
Like if you if you look at the can it or if you look at the
packaging for it, it is colored and it is advertised very
similar to like a white monster.Yeah.
So that's what you expect out ofit.
That's not what you get. No, actually I'm.
(05:28):
Getting, but I'm getting something and I like it.
If you took a white monster and mixed it with the white gummy
bear flavor, rain I. Thought this is Airhead.
OK, I could like. Mystery airhead flavor I could.
See that? But it isn't.
I'm getting I think that's cherry, but this is like
(05:49):
cherries but still. By the way, Arrowheads has a
fucking cherry flavor. Why we needed a second one
beyond me. But it tastes good.
It's a 7 and a 7 1/2. 7 1/2 Seven.
And a half of them, it's solid. It's solid.
Not my favorite. It's not up there in the
Alzheimer's, but it's solid. Umm, I don't have Alzheimer's,
(06:13):
but I've got some. Alzheimer's.
I've got Alzheimer's too. I'll give it a 7.
Seven. OK.
About as good as the cocaine. Yeah.
About as good as the just work, Yeah, wherever.
The other thing we had was last week.
Yeah, yeah, you know what, that's fair.
I'm giving A7 half. I like a little bit better than
those satisfied, but it's a small.
Canada, I have one for us next week.
(06:35):
OK. So so OK, yeah.
You got one for us next week? Yep.
Well, that's what we're doing. What are you drinking?
That's not the old day, I'm drinking the night there.
What? Oh, I've got myself a whole
bottle of amaretto here. I've already also cashed like a
full half bottle Amsterdam lemonvodka.
Yep, and I've also got the newest The Collector series.
(06:59):
I'm interested to see what your take is on that.
I don't know. I know that the there's a chance
you can win $1,000,000 though, if you drink enough of it.
So that's fun. It's good pay.
For your fucking hospital bills.I'm going to sip on some more
Amerito here because boy howdy, it's been a day.
Yo, you know what we should do? You know the Soda Stream
(07:21):
machines. What's up?
Yes, maybe. Do you know what a soda stream
is, brother? I'm.
Gone right now. So a soda stream is where you
can actually make your own, likecarbonated drinks.
Oh, that sounds awesome. Can you imagine running amaretto
through a soda stream that. Would be really good. 100 bucks.
(07:42):
100 bucks. Says it tastes like Doctor
Pepper Amarito. Really good liquor.
Really. It's a it says other superior.
It's a superior liquor. Yeah, it's.
It's more than superior because you have to say with an accent,
superior, superior. But those are the three things
I'm drinking today, so it's starting to rain really hard.
Yeah, it is. We move inside.
(08:03):
Yeah. Let's move inside real quick.
Oh, and I'm going to pause this.We'll come right back when we're
inside so. Hey this is a perfect segue.
For the little the little ad bithere.
So enjoy that. Hey guys, if you're enjoying all
the bullshittery, there's no better way to show your support
than by heading over to parabellumpro.com.
Whether you're into comfortable hoodies, classic Tees, or rock
(08:23):
and a hat that just gets people asking questions, we've got you
covered. Check out the Glaze Me
collection as well as the Heterosexual Life Mate
collection and slip into something.
A little less. Appropriateonly@parabellanpro.com
Now back to the episode. If we all reported.
I'd be dead soon. Right now it feels too great.
I'll be. Hitting the gritty out there.
Hitting the grit. What is what is the gritty?
(08:45):
I don't know. Some kind?
Of is that grits? I think so.
I think you just make grits and you eat breakfast in the rain.
Eat grits. Make breakfast in them.
What is it that that definitely sounds like a song that's in a
song. Something.
(09:07):
I said this to you earlier and, and I've got to put it out here
because I, I know that the people listening will will get
it. Jay USO says what?
Fauletus. One word, I just want to point
out, has 3 letters. Ugh.
(09:30):
So is 6 letters, and that's 2 words.
And then Yeats is a whole another word.
Yeah, with four more. Letters exactly.
So that's like 10. Letters.
It's like 10 letters, 10 letters. 3 words.
He needs to be like 10 letters. 3.
Words. Maybe he wouldn't lost his title
(09:51):
then. Yeah right, rather right.
That just look really good though.
Was really good mess though you.Just need to be able to count
and spell. Yeah, but either way, and I for
one really enjoyed your crash out and like kind of telling
people, yeah, fuck all of you. And I was like.
Yeah, fuck. All them.
(10:12):
Bitches, I'm so glad you love doing my crashing.
Yeah, it's just it's like finally tell and like people
would message you to like, you know, someone will be right.
It's like you're exactly what I'm talking.
Dude, the Oh my God. I love that if the shoe fucking
fits you pieces of shit. Oh man, I love this.
If the shoe fits, let me put it this way, If the shoe doesn't
(10:34):
fit, I'm sure there's one out there that does.
Just go buy. It dude just go find.
It oh man, I've had a really rough day today.
I'm not going to get into the details on it, but let's just
say your man is entering a new stage.
Let's go, life. Right now, let's go.
Yeah, well, this or I'm not. Yeah, I'm not going to talk
about what's going on with my life right now.
(10:55):
But like, good, you know, we're going through some major life
changes right now and it's terrifying.
It's scary, it's depressing, butit's also a little bit exciting.
It's a little exciting, just gotto make sure don't catch on
those studs. Yep, Yep.
But yeah, that's a look at the sunshine over there.
I think that's the other part. Well, look at sunshine over
(11:18):
there just chilling. She's just chilling.
I opened up the cage. I wanted the dog to join us for
the podcast. The new puppy that I have, she's
not having it. She's she's in bed right now.
She's getting more and more usedto this kind of situation right
here and it's it's nice. It's nice, it's refreshing.
Anyways, we got one major fucking thing to do today.
We do. We've got one major fucking
(11:39):
thing. As I said last week, I am
working on a way. I'm currently actually working
on a way for you and me to actually fairly simulates a full
on Hunger Games. Actually to actually simulate
it. You and me, what would be the
best way to do that? But that's going to take a
really long fucking time. Yeah.
So until then, I have got Googleto actually simulate.
(12:05):
It's called Brand Steel, I think.
I don't know the website. We've actually simulated a real
hung. We're going to simulate a real
Hunger Games. Shall we go through the
districts? Let's go.
From District 1. Zechariah Zeus.
Zeus. Double Zeus.
And Wrangler let's. Go.
(12:27):
I don't have one boy and one female from each district
because I don't know if I can name 12 female wrestlers
locally. I probably could if I really
tried, but I'm not going to. I'm very drunk right now.
From District 2, the main careerdistrict, the favorite Alex
Royal and Tim Rockwell. From District 3, Hobo JoJo, Hobo
(12:51):
JoJo, Hobo Nojo and Bobby Dylan.From District 4, Cappuccino
Jones and Titan Yin. Let's go From District 5, Riker
and Red Chambers. And yes, it is because they are
both gingers. I mean, that was what that's
what district Fox Face was from.You know what though?
(13:12):
Like if we're being straight up,I feel like there'll be a really
dope tag team. Oh.
Well, fucking would be. It's so would.
Be how do you? Work out chambers.
That'd be sick. From District 6 we have 1/2 of
the trendsetters. Nellie.
OK. And.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, like country grammar?
(13:33):
Nelly. Yeah.
Totally like no. Not at all.
Band-Aid on the face. Nelly.
No, he's, he's a, he's a, he's aguy.
He's the guy. He does a 450 splash though.
He's not allowed to. He's not allowed to have that
name. You can't have.
That name, No. Should we call him by his real
name? I don't know if I should say
that on here. We're going to call him.
(13:53):
Not Nelly. Not Nelly.
Not Nelly. And Dan Webber shotgun.
Dan Webber from District 6. From District 7 we have Gary the
Butler. He went out poor tea for London
Calling and he smacked me in thehead once with a teapot.
And Butler, everyone's favorite pimp, big pimpin, you know yours
(14:17):
truly set the pimp from District8.
We take a little bit of a turn here.
We have the guy in the bow tie, Tug Dabian and coach Dalgons.
OK, I don't know why, but when you when you when you said the
thing about set the pimp, it's almost like when your mom would
(14:39):
come home and she'd be like, I got Froot Loops, but it wasn't
Froot Loops. It was like the generic off
brand or whatever the fucker Apple Jacks and you're like.
From District 9 we have Erin Anders.
OK. And Justin Lee.
Over there. Those two are evil on great.
Oh yeah, from District 10 we have Kate fucking fight and the
(15:04):
Oklahoma Strangler. Oh shit.
From District 11 we have Zach Royal and we got Tommy Dean.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm in District 11, bitch.
And from District 12 we have Skyde la Creme Soda.
Yep, Sky de la Cremosa. And we have the other one half
(15:24):
of BS to tell me it was we have Wesley Crane from yester 12.
We got me, we got Wesley Crane. Sorry, guys.
Like obviously the listers can'tsee this, but your picture is
PETA. You are PETA by pictures.
Rue, the little 12 year old girl.
PETA, you're PETA. All right, so shall we just get
(15:45):
into it? Shall we just jump right into
it? Who are your picks?
Are they on? Who's your who?
Who he thinks will win The Hunger Games.
Gary the Butler. Gary the Butler I'm going with.
Aaron Anders, there's something about I I think he was poisoning
that TI think he's got practice.You know what for sure, I'm
picking Aaron Anders. OK, so we're going to we're
going to jump right into here wego.
All right, here we are. As the tributes stand on their
(16:06):
podiums, the horn sounds. Let's.
Do that you? Do all the sound.
Effects I will, I will do. It more time if something
happens you have to do the soundeffects.
Dawgins grabs a jar of fishing bait while Tommy gets fishing
gear. See that's fine.
You don't call that Alex in Titan fight for a bag.
(16:30):
Alex gives up and retreats. OK.
Wesley runs away from the quark opium.
Justin snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Kade and Riker fight for a bag. Riker gives up from retreats.
You're going to see a lot of redundancy in this.
Yeah. Rhett runs away from the
cornucopia. Oh, fuck.
(16:53):
Dan Weber throws a knife into Erin Anders.
Chest. Wow, that was.
There goes my pick to win the whole thing.
Cappuccino Jones runs away from the Cornucopia.
Gary the Butler runs away from the Cornucopia.
Zach Royal breaks Skydaler Chromosa's nose with a basket of
bread. Come.
(17:14):
On damn, what kind of? Bread.
Is that Hobo JoJo? I put Joe Ho for some reason.
Hobo JoJo? Hobo JoJo runs away from the
cornucopia. Nelly rips A Mace out of
Strangler's hands. They'll hold the Strangler.
Oh shit. Rematch from the Ryder Cup.
(17:35):
That's OK, at least he stranglespeople.
Seth runs away from the cornucopia.
Bobby Dylan runs away from the cornucopia.
Tuck Dabian takes a handful of throwing knives.
Red Chambers runs away from the cornucopia.
I don't trust this fucking cornucopia.
Zachariah Zeus runs away from the cornucopia.
See what I mean? And Tim Rockwell runs away from
the cornucopia. All right, here we.
(17:56):
Go, we probably jogged away from.
All right, Day one, the blood death is over.
Only one person died. Crazy.
Yeah. Wesley defeats Hobo JoJo in a
fight but spares his life. Aw, it's it's because it's
because I like the. Riker receives a fresh food from
(18:21):
an unknown sponsor. Red Chambers picks flowers.
OK. Titan Yin hunts for other
tributes. Tommy Dean camouflages himself
in the bushes. This is herself because I'm
technically rude. Cade fight and Zechariah Zeus
(18:43):
hunt for other tributes. OK Bobby, Dylan, Alex Royal and
Justin Lee hunt for other tributes.
Gary the Butler, Nelly Seth the Pimp, Coach Dalgans and Tuck
Davian Track down and kill. Oh, Tim Rockwell.
OK, that makes sense. Gray Lorette discovers a cave.
(19:08):
Zechariah Zeus and Cappuccino Jones are No, I'm sorry, sorry,
let me rephrase, rewind, back up.
Zechariah Zeus sets Cappuccino Jones on fire with a Molotov.
On brand for him. Sky dealer Chromosa diverts Dan
(19:29):
Weber's attention and runs away.Oklahoma Strangler unknowingly
eats toxic berries. And that's the end of day one.
Here we go. Oh God, here we go.
Night 1 Carnivorous meat eating squirrels I'm supposed.
(19:56):
To carnivorous. Carnivorous squirrels start
attacking the tributes. Dawgins tries to tries to kill
as many squirrels as he can, butthere are just too many.
Dawgins succumbs to the squirrels.
He succumbs to the squirrels. Red Chambers uses the squirrels
to his advantage, shoving Titan Yin into them.
(20:19):
Zechariah Zoo survives. OK, Seth the pimp in agony kills
Wesley so he does not have to tobe attacked by the squirrels.
Wrangler at survives. You've been killed, my friend.
Wait. Wait, wait, did he mercy kill me
so I didn't get eaten by the squirrels?
(20:40):
In AG. So Seth was in agony.
He did not want to kill you, buthe did.
Sounds like a Dick move to me. So he.
Didn't have to be attacked by them.
Skydaler Chrimosa uses the squirrels to his advantage,
shoving Tommy into them. You and I are dead night one
bro. Zach squirrel survives.
(21:01):
Bobby Dylan survives. Tuck dabbing survives.
Nelly survives. Hobo JoJo survives.
The squirrels separate and kill Kate Fight and Gary the Butler.
No. You and I are dead and our pigs
are dead. Justin Lee, in agony, kills
(21:24):
Riker, so he doesn't have to be.He does not have to be attacked
by the squirrels. So I think that's what happens.
Set the pimp killed you so you would not have to be attacked by
the squirrels. But yeah, that's what happened.
But I didn't have to be attackedby the squirrels, he would just
let me the fuck alone. Seth killed you regardless and
then Justin killed Riker. Justin Lee killed Justin Riker.
(21:47):
Alex Royal survives. Dan.
Whoever survives. All right, here we go.
You ready? 11 Ken shots can be heard in the
distance from night 1. You have to make 11 cannon shots
now for each one. Aaron Anders.
Titan, yen, Cappuccino, Jones Strangler, Oklahoma Strangler,
(22:11):
Coach Doggins, Titan. Yen A lost count.
You go Wesley Crane, Tommy Dean,Cage Fight, Gary the Butler and
Riker. 11 people have died day one.
We have 13 people left. It's almost half the.
(22:32):
Field. That's insane.
That's insane. Yeah.
Fucking squirrels. Here.
Fuck, dude. And paranoid.
Go. Well now, I guess.
Now we're in night 1. So now it's through the night.
Here we go, Zechariah. Zeus screams for help.
Tuck Devion let's Nelly into hisshelter.
(22:55):
I know, I know, nobody can see that right now, but Tommy and I
both just gave each other a looklike what you think they're
doing in it. Justin Lee set the pimp and
Wrangler rat cheerfully sing songs together.
It's all Barney suit. It's all Barney shit.
Zachariah Zeus begs for Sky dealer Chrimosa to kill him, but
(23:18):
Sky refuses keeping Zacharias. Alive.
Why? What's going on?
Why? Why does?
Zachariah Zeus Just I, I, I don't know, Red chambers hobo.
JoJo. Alex Royal and Bobby Dylan sleep
in shifts. Dan Webber tries to sing himself
(23:39):
to sleep. Day 2 Sky Dinner.
Chromosa searches for firewood. Nelly is pricked by thorns while
packing berries. Picking berries.
Sorry. Red Chambers goes hunting.
(24:00):
Tuck Davion constructs a shack. Dan Weber explores the arena.
Zechariah Zeus picks flowers. Hobo JoJo discovers a river
Zeus. Zechariah Zeus receives clean
water from an unknown sponsor. Bobby Dylan runs away from Alex
(24:21):
Foyle. Justin Lee traps and kills Seth
the pimp. Shit.
All right, Wrangler Rhett tries to spearfish with a Trident.
Nope, that's a Riker thing. All right, here we go. 1 Cannon
(24:43):
Shock can be heard in the distance.
Seth the pimp from District 7. Oh sorry had to had to add some
flair in there but cool all. Right Night 2 Wrangler ret tends
(25:05):
to Zechariah. Is this his wounds?
Red Chambers Skydaler, Carmosa shotgun.
Dan Weber and Tuck Dabian trek down and kill Alex Royal.
Zechariah Zeus sees a fire but stays hidden.
(25:29):
Hobo JoJo falls into a pit and dies.
A pit of what? Just says a pit bro.
I don't know the pit of squirrels.
Pit of squirrels. Bobby, Dylan and Nelly talk
about the tributes that are still alive.
Justin Lee tries to treat his infection.
(25:54):
I don't think you can treat being a douche.
Day Three Justin Lee and Skye dela Cremosa decide to work
together for the whole day. OK Rhett Wrangler Rhett
camouflages himself in the bushes.
Bobby Dylan receives fresh fruitfrom an unknown sponsor.
(26:19):
Dan Weber fishes. You know, Dan Weber's doing a
lot of things that I don't thinkhe can actually do.
Nelly tends to Zecharia Zeus's wounds.
Red Chambers discovers a cave. Zechariah Zeus stalks tuck
(26:42):
Debian. Very on brand for him. 2 cannon
shots can be heard in the distance.
Alex Royal District 2. Hobo JoJo from District 3 Night
(27:04):
3. Red Chambers cries himself to
sleep. Yeah.
Zachariah Zeus screams for help.Bobby Dylan Spears, Zachariah
Zeus in the abdomen. Wait, like with a spear?
(27:25):
He Spears him. Like the wrestling move?
I imagine it's the wrestling spirit.
And it just kills him. He just like kills him.
He rhino, he, he gold marks him.Tuck Davian tries to treat his
infection. Dan Weber stays awake all night.
Rang Laurette receives medical supplies from an unknown
(27:45):
sponsor. Justin Lee, Skydaler Chromosa
and Nelly cheerfully sing songs together.
OK. Here we go.
We're down to we're, we're down.We're getting down to it.
We have nine people left. We're nine people.
I think 123456 maybe. I don't know.
(28:10):
The core. The feast.
The Feast. The Cornucopia is replenished
with food, supplies, weapons, and memories from the tributes
families. Justin stabs Bob Justin Lee
stabs Bobby Dylan in his back when his back is turned.
(28:30):
So they were teaming together and Justin decided to turn on
Bobby Dylan and stab him. In the back I literally told you
he was a douche. See.
Sky Diller Chrimosa decides not to go to the feast.
Zechariah Zeus stabs Nelly whilehis back is turned.
Another one What the? Fuck guys.
Wrangler Rhett shoots a poison, shoots a poisonous blow dart
(28:53):
into Dan Weber's neck, slowly killing him.
Red Chambers decides not to go to the feast.
Tuck Dabian accidentally steps on a landmine.
Very on brand for Tuck. I just imagine him doing his
ring jump onto the landmine God.There we go, day 4.
(29:18):
Zechariah Zeus tries to spearfish with the Tridens.
Skydaler Chromosa searches for awater source.
Justin Lee attempts to climb a tree but falls on Rhett, killing
them both. Well, well.
Red chamber to see smoke rising in the distance, but decides not
(29:40):
to investigate Jesus Christ alone.
He he looked over. He's like. 7 cannon shots can be
heard in the distance. Zechariah, Zeus, Bobby.
Dylan Mellie, Dan Webber, Tuck Davian.
(30:03):
Justin Lee. Or No, Just yeah.
Justin Lee. Regular red.
Oh, my God. We're getting down to it.
We're down to the final three. We started with 24.
We're down to the final three. Here we go.
Night 40. Shit.
Zeus climbs a tree to rest. Red Chambers questions his his
(30:30):
his sanity. Questions Zeus's sanity.
Zechariah Zeus climbed a tree. Arrest, right?
Red Chambers is questioning his own sanity at the moment.
OK, for a second I thought he was questioning Zechariah's
sanity because he climbed the tree, but Zechariah has no
sanity so it doesn't really matter.
Sky dealer Kormosa thinks about home.
(30:51):
Where is that for him? I don't.
Know under the ring. Under the ring, probably.
He lives under there, yeah. He's got body parts and shit.
Yeah, when he needs a new one, he just kind of like reaches out
and pulls somebody in. Day 5 Red Chambers tries to
sleep through the entire day. Zechariah Zeus strangles
(31:12):
Skydater Chromosa after engagingin a fistfight 1.
Cannon shock can be heard in thedistance.
Sky de la Chromosa District 12. He had Cadmus District 2.
(31:33):
Damn, all right. Here we go, Night 5.
Zachariah Zeus kills Red Chambers with his own weapon.
Oh shit, OK. Zacharias Zeus is the winner of
(31:56):
The Hunger Games District 1. Congratulations to Zacharias
Zeus. Zeus.
Zeus, Zeus, Zeus, you are the winner of the first ever
bullshit Hunger Games. Bullshit Hunger Games
simulation. I am going to find a way to
actually simulate an actual gameof The Hunger Games.
(32:18):
I don't know how that's gonna work.
I'm gonna have to like, learn how to be a Dungeon Master.
I've never played Dungeons and Dragons, but fuck, I'm gonna
learn how to do this. And we're gonna simulate an
actual how my Venus. We're gonna simulate an actual
game of Hunger Games. I'm down.
You're down, but in the meantime, Wesley Crane, where
can the people find you? Well, as always, you can
(32:38):
subscribe and follow me on all social media that's Facebook,
Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. At I am Wesley Crane.
You can grab yourself some of the sickest merch out there,
shirts, hoodies, hats, digital downloads.
It's all available for now at www.iamwesleycrane.com.
And where can they find you, Tommy?
At the bottom of this bottle of amber radio.
Yeah. Yep, very, very fucking bottom.
(33:00):
Hold on a second. So good.
I'm going to drink this. I'm going to try this prime real
quick. I haven't tried to, yeah.
That's right, DRY the prime I'm going.
To try in the prime I'm trying to you know what?
I'm entering a new chapter in mylife right now.
Some could probably say I'm entering my prime.
(33:21):
Was that cream? Probably, but probably a little
cheesy. That's fine, I like cheese, so I
guess I. Tried this, my kids have tried
this. I want to know your thoughts on
that. I don't like the way it smells.
That's. I didn't like the way that is.
Mid as mid gets. That's as mid as mid gets.
(33:41):
Yep. I don't.
That's like original rhyme I guess.
I don't know, dude. Well, with all of that being
drank. Yep.
We will. Well, this is my episode.
This is your episode. This is my.
Episode OK, step still in my Thunder.
All right, You're already over enough.
I've got some catching up to. Do here.
(34:01):
OK, got to catch up tomorrow. I've got to.
Catch up. You, you have aura.
I don't. Is that what the kids say these
days? Aura in the comments down below.
Tell me right now, on a scale of1 to 746, what is Wesley's aura
and what is Tommy Dean's aura? Wait, hold on, is Aura, is that
because now they don't use like a tape measure to measure the
length of their penises, but they use like your iPhone
(34:22):
measuring app? Exactly.
That's exactly what it is. What is Wesley Crane's aura and
what is my aura on a scale between -6 and 742 tells right?
It sells in the comments number.That's a specific.
Number and next week Wesley Crane will be back with his
version of the episode. What I don't know what what is
it called hosting your your yeah, it's your episode next
(34:44):
week. I actually told myself I wasn't
like let in that little detail behind the curtains, but I'm so
fucked up tonight. That's a fine Joe edit We roll
in. Thank you guys so much for
supporting BS of Tommy and Wes. Thank you so much for the that
subscribe to the BS brigade. We are not dull.
We are no longer going to be doing the BS brigade after this
month. So but so we're going to give
(35:05):
all this content out to you guysfor free.
We are going to be catching up on the YouTube channel.
So make sure you guys subscribe to the YouTube channel.
You can find me at Tommy Dean onall social medias Tommy Dean pro
or the Tommy Dean 32. You can get Tommy Dean merch
soon coming soon to to a different website near you.
Don't buy on my current website because I lose money when you
guys do that. I found that out recently.
(35:26):
But you can. Yeah, but you know, do do do
your thing. And if you see me at a rustling
show, bring me a ghost. There you go.
And some peanut M&M's and we'll be best friends.
So with all that being said, catch me at a wrestling show
near you probably in July. And in August, I'm going to be
calling out one big son of a bitch.
(35:47):
I'm not going to say what it is right now, but yeah, that's
going to be a thing. And we will catch you all in the
next. Episode Catch me Outside How
about Dad? Hey, the Wesley I, I, I don't
have anybody anymore to pick outthe wild hairs on my back.
Do you mind mounting me from behind and doing that for me?
(36:12):
Wild hairs on your back. Yeah, dude, don't.
Get wild hairs on your. Back are you talking about this
like the sparsity of your hairs?Sure.
I'm gonna bring you a dictionary.
Well, I can't read, so that's some.
Bullshit. That is bullshit.
Popular Podcasts
Fudd Around And Find Out
UConn basketball star Azzi Fudd brings her championship swag to iHeart Women’s Sports with Fudd Around and Find Out, a weekly podcast that takes fans along for the ride as Azzi spends her final year of college trying to reclaim the National Championship and prepare to be a first round WNBA draft pick. Ever wonder what it’s like to be a world-class athlete in the public spotlight while still managing schoolwork, friendships and family time? It’s time to Fudd Around and Find Out!
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.