#032 - Together (ft AnnaLynn) - B.S. with Tommy and Wes

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Now on to the episode Welcome. Welcome.

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Welcome to BS. With Tommy and.
Wes. Frequencies a lie.
There's a lot of things that's been making me question, a lot
of things leave me like. Here's the here's something
right We're getting these like flashing lights on our Space
Telescope, things from like 15 million light years or 30,005

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years away. Here's the thing.
It would say. 15,000 years for one light.
Flash to hit us. This is old shit.
But they said that that wasn't that the thing that they said
that it was threatening or was like A cause, urban, CERN,
whatever, like that. Supposedly we're going to have
like, alien invasion. Yeah, it was.
Something like that, Like we're like might be under attack of

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some sort. Those bastards can't come on how
lean they're like. How epic would that be?
And that's the intro. Good afternoon.
Let's still went to another episode of PS with Tobby and
Wes. I'm Tommy.
He's Wes and together we can fight a horse.
But we are not going to conjoin together.

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That's what people are not goingto.
Fucking. Do I mean I'm like, listen,
listen, listen, I'm not going tosay anything is impossible here.
I'll tell you. All right, but my penis ain't
get stuck. We just got out of a movie,
ladies and gentlemen. Wes, we tell a little bit about

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the movie that we just watched. Actually, we're well, as you've
heard already, we we are a partyof three today, plus a + a
doggo. So instead of you, hey Adeline,
how about you tell us about the movie we just watched?
I don't know. If.
I'm going to quit too and. In very good detail, like

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specific detail, I need you to describe this movie from start
to finish, every scene. That's.
All you. Yeah, early every day.
I guess it would. That drew you to a spoiler
alert. Oh yes, But I don't think anyone
that's listening to this is going to go watch this movement.

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Oh, you know, I guess that's fair.
So I guess if you're we just watched a movie called Together
starring James Franco and is Alison Brie, I think so his RIP
Wow. Yeah, it's is Dave Franco's real
life partner where if you've seen the trailer, this is not
spoolers. They start to become one in this
most literal fashion, the most literal fashion.

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So yeah, take it away. Don't even know where to start.
Y'all are better for to. Y'all do that?
Seriously, y'all do that? She is infatuated with you like
she's she's infatuated with our toy right now, but for some
reason she can only play with itbetween your legs.
I've been no ditty on jungle JIT.

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You're the one that chose to sitwork.
You're sitting. Right.
Fair. I'm going to paint a picture for
the the listeners out here. So you got me.
I'm sitting in my my comfortablegaming chair.
You got Anna Lynn, who's sittingon the the couch, which is built
for two people, but she is sitting on it alone.

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And then you have Wesley Crane, who is not quite on the floor,
but he he is. He's sitting in my my 4 year old
booster seats. On the floor, hey, it's safe.
And the, the, the, the, the dog is just having a ball, you know,

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doing in and outs between his legs.
Sniff Diddy. Listen, there's a there.
There is a Mickey Mouse chair tomy left, however.
Also meant for four year olds. However, I I felt like I was
too. You're slightly bigger than
you're. You're slightly bigger than

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Slater is. I'm just.
Like I would pick the couch first for foremost, but you have
these two options that I need things to choose from.
I would also kick the booster seat.
King of the booster seat. OK, so Anna Lynn, we have you.
This is your guest. This episode's gonna be all
about you. So we're gonna hit you.

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Yeah. Hey.
All about you. Hey.
And. There you go.
I mean, are you safe? Are you good?
This is why he's in the booster seat, because Beard have fallen
backwards. In any other chair, that would
have been bad. I mean, the couch still would

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have been safe. Oh yeah, I think I could have
fallen backwards in the couch. All right, the guy is taking the
spot on the couch now. Hopefully she'll sell that a
little bit. So Evelyn, we got you here as a
guest. You're the second ever guest on
our show. First one was Alex Boyle.
So we're going to ask you all the hard hitting questions that

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the people want to know. And here's the questions so
we're going to ask. You we played questions before
and they were very concerning, so I'm really concerned with the
moment. Well, you ruined the joke.
It's yeah, that was. Going to be the joke I don't
have. Any would you rather prepare?
This either. I just recently, actually just
less than a week ago, told Kirk about said questions.

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Yeah, yeah. Okay, and I think we traumatized
him a little. Bit you know.
He really did have the answers. It was just a I just got a lot
of sounds. All right, so I.
I OK I got one hit, hit me second.
Would you rather be the middle person of the Human Centipede or

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have to go through wherever the fuck that movie was?
That dub at the end and all. OK, OK.
To be fair, my first instinct iswho, Who is with?
Who is my other person? Who's the other person?
And that matters. You can, you can believe these.

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You can believe one of these names if you want to.
It's just for fun. Let's just say in the back it's
Curt. And in the front.
And I want no part. Of that, whatever the option is,

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what's the other option you haveto go through what we.
Just said. Duck noises.
You ever listened to him talk for more than three sentences?
No, it's it's brutal. Three sentences are way more
than I can face. Honestly.
So, so I worked. I worked extra work recently a

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few months ago and he was there.Hearing him talk made me what to
ear fuck myself with a scroon driver is the way he's the way
his voice it sounds like I don'tknow how to describe it.
Jersey Shore mixed with sterner boy, but not like your kind of

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stuttering boy mixed with I don't fucking Alaska douchebag.
I don't, I don't, I don't know how to describe it.
I'm no dude, I don't, I don't know how to describe it, but it
is like the ultimate douchebag tone.
It's it's brutal. Like it's like if like how I
would talk when I'm trying to play a stupid character.

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I like a misogynistic type. I don't know how to you're.
Really nailing the personality. I can imagine that voice.
That's the crazy I don't. Even think I can do a proper
imitation of it is. You're gonna be able to like dip
down low, but like, dude. Keep.
Up every once in a while. I still get it now.
I'm right there on some of the best patches of the business,

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and these guys just fucking no. You're too fast.
Yeah, you're right. You're too fast.
Can't keep up? Yeah.
It's too. Fast.
Anyways, that's who you're together with.
You even merge with him. Can I kill myself?
And you know. He's an error that.
Is not an option. If you choose death, you
experience both. Listen on on a on a writer.

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No, Maybe if you had to go through the together thing with
Kurt, like maybe he would. I didn't say we curb, I said
that's what the oh. You're fucking don't eat that.
Yeah, that's why we use. Shit.
Yeah. And listen, we don't have a lot
of rules on this show, but the one rule is you have to answer
every question. Oh.
Man, even centipede is like yourbest bet right here probably.

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You could RIP those staples off here.
It's going to be painful, but yeah, it's probably.
Oh, so I have the choice of getting out.
Oh sure, then that. You could have ripped your skin
off. Oh.
Absolutely. I'm ripping the skin.
I am ripping it so fast. I didn't know that was an
option. Yeah.
But didn't he like figure out a way to connect their like?

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It was like a surgeries togetherI think so I'm not sure.
I haven't actually watched that movie.
It's been a while. So I think I just watched the
kill. Count on it and they risk it.
Gets all though. Because knowing your luck, you
wouldn't accept it if you did the together part you didn't
have, like the one that was in the cake.
Oh fuck yeah, this is OK. You guys may have said this

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earlier, but this was your firsthorror movie in a theater.
It was, yes. Wow, what a fucking way to break
in. I don't even know if I and it
realized we're going into like ahorror movie.
I don't know why I didn't have that in my like radar that I
would go with you guys to a horror movie because that makes
perfect sense in eyesight. But.

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To be fair, we don't really watch just horror movie.
We'll watch anything that's theater.
Yeah, I mean, you saw the movie.Oh well.
What? That was, yeah, I grew up very
sheltered and my family also wasa big on like movie.
So between the two, I definitelydidn't like I cried during the
original Jurassic Park and I hadit was like very like equally

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scary to today and the intense part.
Of a hot take. Jurassic Park.
Yeah, overrated movie. I feel like, I feel like it
really depends on your love for dinosaurs on where you put that
skill at. I just think in general it's an
overrated movie. Just a gentle.
I think had they stopped it at one it would have been way more
successful. I could barely finish.

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The what? The fuck, hey?
Listen, I see why you like me somuch now.
The dog, the dog. Hilford, the weed pin from the.
From. From the crane hole.
The Crane. Hole, I tried to save you again.

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Are you sure you want me to, like, share the cows with you?
You good? Yep, Abby, he's all screwed up
for. This hole Cray.
Hole. The dog killed for the weed pit
from one of the crane holes backwards.

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I think he was 360. It shit it was chewing on the
weed pit for a minute there. Oh goodness you.
Is she is she breaking or ruin it?
OK. I was like, I knew she had a
green one, knew she had a bloomy.
Why not? That's bright pink.
That's not hers. I was just thinking the same
thing. I was in my pocket.

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She's got skills all right. Insult down.
OK, so officially going to say spoiler alert spoilers yes.
If you haven't seen the movie together, this is your sign to
go watch that. Yeah.
Or maybe it's a morning. Maybe this is?

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Awarding to not Or maybe didn't,or maybe don't.
But you should go see it becauseI thought this was a pretty good
movie. OK, so here's.
To be fair for the overarching like story in life, like I like
I told you when we were there still like there is times where
it was really good. I felt very uncomfortable.
It was doing what it was supposed to do until it starts
to slow down and your brain getsahead of it and you're like,

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this isn't going to end in a waythat I can appreciate your you
had mentioned. And I was like, and then once
you get to that point where you're thinking, it definitely
followed you. Yeah, yeah.
I appreciate it a lot. I thought of the movie was made
very well. Oh yeah?
Well. Acted too.
Very beautiful movie, well, active film.

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I, I, I said it to you, I think on the way here was like, if
you've seen Deadpool and Wolverine, the effect that they
use for Cassandra Nova. Oh, when she starts.
Finger in people's brains. Yeah, well, she's like, in their
skin and shit. Like this is a.
This is a very clean version of that.
You said that in the car on the way back, and I'm going to say

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what I said. I don't think there's a single
clean thing about this being. There was nothing about
anything. That's what you appreciate.
How can you sit there? And I just think about the end.
Yep, that's. Yeah.
OK, so I'm just going to get it over with.

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That movie is bullshit. It is one of the best films,
horror body gore films I've seenin a long time.
And about 10 minutes before it ended, I had the thought there's
no way this is going to end in asatisfying way.
And I don't mean like this is a good like I mean any

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traumatizing catastrophic thing could have happened and it would
be great. But after they conjoined
together, my brain goes, oh, great, now we're not going to
show the fucking conjoined version.
And then the and. Then they showed it.
And how did they ruin? That it was.
It was beautiful. Squid.

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Game had better ADR than that and they're speaking a.
Totally different language. What's going on here?
That was horrible. Just hop in and just stop
laughing at that. Oh my God.
I. It it.
Legitimately fucked the whole movie for me.
Listen, I was so distracted by the just the the beautiful

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romance and. And.
And intimacy of just two souls coming together.
They're just accepting to be 1 and.
They did accept it very quick once they got to that point,
like it was like, all right, we're running, we are running
away from this this whole time. And then you know my looks good.
This is. It's fine, Yeah, All of a

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sudden. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a big decision to make so quickly.
About that very quickly, very. Quickly.
If you're going to spend the rest of your life with someone,
and I don't mean in a married sense, I mean like a work
physically, What sense? What do you think their their
genital area is now? I wondered that.

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Too. Oh.
You think whoever is has the most dominant personality just
kind of takes over that area? Can it change?
Can it more? Is.
The guy got slapped and his facemore and you saw a little bit of
the two split everything. So like are they able to do?
Is there just both there? OK, so here's something I

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noticed right in their final form.
That's what I'm going to call. It what if the Dick is the
clitters? You could find it easier.
Would you call it the click or the dickeris?
This is ridiculous. Two points.

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Together. I I liked I did.
I could have very much appreciate the pay off of the
Spice Girls at the end. I will say that where they set
the scenes at the very beginningwith.
And you don't. Think about that.
Particular and even like when that song even start playing at
the end, I was still like, oh man, they didn't handle it one

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of the hits and I was like, oh, that's why I played it.
So you told me something about this movie, and it started to
make even more sense the more I watched it.
Yeah. What did you tell me about this
movie before we went? Oh, so like there was an idea
for this movie for that. So this is not the first movie
that's had this concept. There's a movie that came out a

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few years ago, a comedy movie with the same concept of two
people kind of conjoining. I've not seen that movie.
I just know it's a comedy movie.And I know that when that movie
was getting made and developed, Alice and Brie and Dave Fraker
were offered the roles, the sameroles, and they had turned them
down. And then all of a sudden, a few
years later, after that movie's already come out, here's this
movie. Same actors, same concept, just

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in a horror sense. OK, so the more I watched this
movie, the more I was thinking about that and how it made a lot
more sense as a horror film. OK, more than likely, and, and
this is this is just speculation.
I'm not saying this happened, but more than likely they saw
that script and we're like, thisis not a comedy movie, but we

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need to find the right people tomake it into what it should be.
Well, so so there was a whole legal about it, all about this
when this trailer came out, there was a whole legal battle
about it. Apparently this version of this
movie has been a development since before that movie came
out. So I don't know man, it's a
messy situation that I don't want to conjoin with and.

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That's not a messy situation, but.
But I don't. I could definitely see how this
would work as like an adult comedy though because I laughed
my ass up in a few points. There were there were several
moments where it felt like therewere some forced cock.
Did you catch that too? OK, there there are definitely
moments where there's some forced comedy, but I think I can

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somewhat forgive it being that it's Dave Franco.
Dave Franco's hilarious. Very, very similar to for James
Franco. Like James had a knack for
playing super serious roles and then just kind of like
sprinkling some comedy. And I think Dave kind of hits
that, too. I don't think Dave's made.
I actually don't think Dave has made a lot of comedy.

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I think he like, he's like just besides Neighbors, what has he
gone? I can't think of anything at the
top of my head. You.
Know I'm not going to do anything.
I don't know. That's why I asked him.
I feel like I have seen him in several other comedy movies, but
they're not like big ones, you know, Probably.
What was the last movie we saw him in Was Love Lies Bleeding

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before? I don't know a lot of movies man
outside of neighbors. I know he was in Nerve, which is
not a comedy. I know he directed a a horror
film as well. I.
Don't know too much. Outside of that.
I don't know but he is a very rounded actor.
Oh Daffy 100%. He can do straight comedy, he
can do a serious role and in this one you got to see him do a

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little bit of both that like panic, fear, serious role and a
little bit of comedy here and there.
Oh yeah, that bathroom scene. Why don't you describe the
bathroom scene in explicit detail from start Your face
paint a picture for the listeners out there.
OK, we won't. We've already brought it up.

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We can't leave it out now. We have to talk about it.
Before you start this I just want to say when this scene
started I am me there was like have fun.
Oh, and they did doctor lip her.I bet her lips are hurting

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House. Awful.
Aw, so. But to be you know what, though,
she played that off so well though.
I mean, like, I get obviously like he, I feel like that guy is
going to hurt more. I like I'm fully in agreeance of
that. But the fact that she was just

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like, oh, that hurt. And then she moved on and was
like, even bleeding was just like chilling.
That was one of the most accurate things I'd seen through
the entire maybe was the fact that like she was so cool, which
is being like, this is what we got to do.
This is going to suck. Toughen up, Buttercup.
I'm going to show the. Stretching Dick.

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I was like, Oh my God. So if you hadn't guessed it by
now, listen to this. They fuck in a bathroom, in a
boys school bathroom nonetheless, too.
And they get they they they get stuck.
It's like, wait, it's like it reminded me.
It reminded me like when my parents dog you got sucked.
I was jumping on the. Sand you ever see to and you try
to pull the bail off and then they bolt to scream really loud

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because their stomach together. That's what happened.
Which time out? I don't know if you caught this
though, but like in the opening thing, we're like showing that
the dog thing is happening. Oh, I'm sure that's what
happened. That's what it sounded like.
And I'm sure she, you and I was like, what the fuck just
happened? And you said something and I was
like what? And then you said I was like, I

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don't know what He just. Said oh, I said I was calling
the cheesecake mid. Exactly, I figured not out.
Later, but I was. So confused with what you.
Said. And then what was happening?
Because I was like, I don't, I don't know.
That two dogs fuck mashing and you're like.
Cheesecake was mid. I paid a lot.
I paid a lot of money for that cheesecake, but it was tiny and

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and it was mint. That was basically my
perspective. I was like.
Like. I didn't know he was talking
about the cheesecake. He better so I thought he was
talking about the dogs fucking theme.
Mid not hardcore enough for about not enough doggy.

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Yeah, to that. So forgot about that and.
Just. So when they fucked in the
bathroom and then they got stuckand then she basically ripped
him out of her and then they gotreal quiet and she put her hand
down, I thought she was gonna pull up the tip of his Dick.
I thought stoned. That's fully what I was
expecting. I did wonder if it like ripped

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apart because you know, like when they ripped their leg apart
there was like an opening and there was like gashes and stuff.
So I was like, is there going tobe like is that like inner they?
Probably had a little. Bit of leeway with all the
moisture. Going on, it's probably a little
bit more. Slippery.
Regardless, I I, I am less mossy, fully acknowledging that
yes, if that ever were to happento me, it would be it would be

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my wife being like, all right, here we go.
She did this. She did this.
She did the set. It was she.
It was her again, too. When their arms got stuck
together. Yeah, yeah.
She was like, we're going to sawthrough.
Here we go. I just find I'm, I'm just now
realizing this. I find it interesting that the
person in the film that wanted so desperately to be together

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and to be closer is the one separating them each time.
Yeah. That's a good.
That that's something like I'm just now putting together, but
like, that's so fascinating way.Yeah.
By the way, thank God they were in public when they when they,
you know, attached that way because a saw's out of the Dick
is just there's no coming back. I mean, not that they needed it

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too by the end, right? Right, there was no coming at
all. Here's another thing I with the
end being looking more feminine.I would assume there's a vagina
down there, I assume, but there's a Dick in there
somewhere somewhere. I mean tenders that we look at
like basic biology though, like all guys start out as a female,

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so. And then the.
The maybe it's still route. Yeah.
So I mean. Maybe it's still growing.
She's got that Sicaris. Toby has given Master a Ticaris.
Toby has given. Master a cock.
I think this is a perfect transition into.

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Everybody's favorite. Segment so Tommy?
What's up? What you drinking?
Yes, today I have a couple of different things in hand.

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I have the newest version of theC4 energy drink.
It is called the classic lemonade and it's like that dog
sex. It's pretty mid dog sex is not
it was pretty good when I cracked it open like six hours
ago and it was cold. But now it's it's a little

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burial, but I also have so I've never talked about this before,
but I'm a big green tea fan. Like not like making your own
green tea, like the lip, dude, the lip and stuff you buy at
Walmart. I love the green tea and I went
to McGee some recently and then I saw a 12 pack of this
pineapple mango diet green tea and I got it and it's delicious

(26:08):
and I need to get more tomorrow.I'm also a massive pair of lick
and green tea. Dude, specifically the diet.
The regular green tea is also good.
I've only ever had it a couple times but like literally since I
was like 15 I've drink and I've always drank diet Lipton cream
tea. This SO is really good.

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Very good, Wesley, what you drink.
Nothing. Shit, I was drinking.
She took offense to that. I took offense to that.
I was drinking, I think Diet Pepsi or Pepsi 0 because that's

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what we got before we went into the movie.
But just like Dave Franco, I wasvery thirsty and drink all of
it. Would you?
There's nothing in there. You can't.
You can't slurp it down. And Ellen has nothing.

(27:12):
She has nothing. She should.
You have nothing. Now do you look at my car?
There's like 16 tricks of. That's great.
Thing dude, you. Told me about something your van
has that I'm super jealous of. You know, my van basically has a
mini refrigerator in it. So yeah.
But I was a personal didn't notice when you'll borrow in my
van. But.

(27:37):
Sunshine has taken down the crap.
It was a very loud thought too. Are you over there?
I keep. Him.
Alone. His mouth was open.
She tried to conjoin. Did you do it?
With the dog. Oh, I have a questions.

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If a man and his dog went down there, we would have a very
different movie. Or we would like to discuss
early in the centipede versus thing.
What are you going down there? We really have a version of a
human centipede. You get another movie, man, That
dude that directed, what was it Frankenstein or what was the

(28:24):
movie? We watched Dracula.
Oh fucking nosfazu. Treasure has this new movie.
That was another one that like had a lot of body war in it.
That's what that's what you get on YouTube.
That's fair. But yeah, we were very
fascinated by that earlier. I think it's bullshit, right?

(28:45):
You said you're just like a 2. 1000 it's a 14.
I've I've been. 18 and I don't have.
Anything it's pretty late, so it's right there.
I'm like the middle, like it's not a console because it all
goes up like this way and the drinks you just slide in like up
and right and I can fit about. I drink the not the full size
monsters that are like, what is it 12 ounce, you know, and I can
fit about four or five of those in there and I just close it.

(29:08):
I keep them, they're in there all the time.
I keep with pretty stars so I can just hit that button anytime
like I'm on a trip and I have those cool and ready.
Like when I'm on the road, it's pretty convenient.
And plus like even with it beinglike super hot, like down like
right is now when I'm traveling and if it's hot in the car, it
still keeps them not overly hot.The Honda Artist bucks.

(29:30):
Books. More books are, but not as hard
as the the dog fuck mesh thingy at the beginning of that Moody
which according to Zombie was you you putting on one of ours.
Yeah. Which one?
Which one you think there's? Like 4 of them on here, yeah.

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Did did y'all decide to do the tag team thing?
The what thing? The you're gonna put the thing
together with all. Of our match in there.
The matches. I'm still compiling our singles
runs. There's a couple of them.
I can't. I was.
Really, the word I was like, what's the word?
I was like, you know, the thing with the matches, the thing
with. The matches, yeah, close to
almost 30. Matches together.
Yeah, against each other in someform.

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And I said do another. Yeah, I know.
I did say that. And people agreed with me.
Maybe they did. No, they did.
Other people. I'm just.
I'm not saying that's wrong. I'm saying maybe we'll wrestle
again. Maybe.
I thought you said maybe. They said that.
I was like, no, they. Did listen, we we've already.
Fuck shit. That was aggressive.

(30:32):
We we, we mentioned this a couple episodes.
Really drilling. Seriously drilling.
Yes. We mentioned this a couple
episodes ago like I'll I'll I'llI'll do whatever I can get
booked to do as long as it's good and I get paint so, but I'm
not asking for anything. So that's where we're at.

(30:54):
Sunshine. You are going to kill him before
I clipped her nails today, like anytime she'd take off, she
would like try to come to a deadstop and then just keep going.
It's great. She smacked the wall of Utah.
Oh, what's Holder is and she's. She's.

(31:16):
Fine, she's always fine, which is why it's.
Homeless parents, like, it was like super getting on with their
kids and they're like losing it.And they're like, they're fine
serving, yeah. Man, OK.
I went and ate to Zeke's today for lunch with Audra and she
ordered some kind of appetizer there that was just like she

(31:40):
explained it to me. It's Oh, it's just this season,
like chickpea Patty things. I took one bite.
I'll let this taste familiar to me.
I don't know if y'all ate there before, and so I'm listening to
like this taste familiar. As I'm saying that I'm like, Oh,
it kind of I get the feeling in my room like, Oh, it's kind of
tastes like Taco seasoning and I've I'm thinking this ice snot

(32:02):
tears, just like Tay or every remind you I'm a bitch when it
comes to hot stuff. I cannot he believe it's not
spicy at all to you. It'll light my shit on fire and
everything. So I'm panicking at this point.
It was like taking over. I can't like breathe.
I've got snot, I got tears. I'm trying to get a drink and
she's like, I think I'll eat these.

(32:22):
And I was like, that's probably.Good I go.
So you know how that? Was a little scary.
I mean, obviously it'd be easierto come on here and just talk
about a bunch of wrestling stuff, but who wants to listen?
To that. I'm sure we've all talked about
our wrestling careers and one onseveral different other
podcasts. That's not what the people want,
not what the people like it whenwe answer sexual questions and
you eat hot sauce. That is true.

(32:44):
It's. Very true.
That is the majority of our. Audience Slightly strange, but
are you true? So let me go.
Through the border for this. Year so we have scorching hot
bring on the heat feel the burn sweet and chilling and then call

(33:07):
911 I'm. Scared.
Some of these I'm not sure whichone is which.
My rare only comes through with hot Saabs.
They were a bit fine now. Cool.
So let's pull up some interesting questions.
And if you don't want to answer the questions, you have to spin
the hot sauce. OK, I like that better because

(33:28):
I'm a very honest person, OK? But I'm also scared of you guys
of the same sense. Is that the miscellaneous?
Is that for repeats? Repeats are miscellaneous.
OK, So what I just handed Tommy?Was this stuff kicked my ass
once because I put like I put like like like a like A2
tablespoon worth and like a verysmall bowl of food.

(33:50):
What I handed Tommy was a hot sauce from a company that is up
and coming called Marvin's More than This is their total cottage
sauce. It tastes really good.
It's also really. Hot.
So we're going to use that for miscellaneous and repeats.
I'm really scared a little. Confused on which one of these

(34:13):
is which because some of them have the same label but two
different names so I don't know.We're just going to roll with
it, dude. Oh, it it said.
What's the stupidest question ever on the Internet answer the
Internet has. An app?
Oh, you're right, they do. Yeah.
And it's free. You can.
I might take shoulder my cable is just like I don't I'm not at

(34:34):
each part of AI but jet GPT is like group of has talk.
And I'll check GPT on this phoneyet?
It's it's still working just as quick as to download that app as
is the other app. So guess I'm by.
The way guess I'm telling a fucking hell I I'm realizing
that like the majority of peoplethat I know don't use shat GVD

(34:57):
correctly. Really.
Yeah, I didn't. What is your versus like?
I agree, but I want to see if wehave the same thought about why
we agree. I'm going to listen.
I'm sure someone I work with is going to hear this and they're
probably going to laugh and be like that smart motherfucker
war, they're going to call this.I don't know but I will type

(35:18):
into ChatGPT think like an expert media marketing manager
and ball and like give me 3 variations of a social media
post that's SEO optimized and engaging.
Well, might all get detailed. Yeah, that's what I did.
You know, I just recently got mybachelor degree in entertainment
business and stuff, a lot of itsbranding, marketing, you know,
stuff like that and everything. And they were like, use it.

(35:39):
Yes. Like be very clear, be very
directive and everything. Don't just go and just like
you're doing a Google search or a very like simplistic even like
whether you're using like writing everything like that.
And you can also train it to be just like you and stuff like
that. It's fantastic.
It's a phenomenal tool that I don't think people understand or
are utilizing to its fullest potential.

(36:00):
I also don't think. I don't want it to replace
continental thinking, right? I think it's super easy to get
caught up in doing that that youcan't think for.
Yourself and and they've got basically like the audio version
of that for like we use like Alexa and stuff like that.
I've noticed like when my we just didn't update on it on
ours. So my kid has one in their room

(36:22):
and so because they use it like when they're playing wrestling,
they're like, hang on Alexa, play like Triple H.
Here's the thing. And they're like no, no, no, no,
no. So then the update comes down
like we'll change the voice. So it's just like a dude and
they top, they just like have conversations with it and it's
like ChatGPT and it's AI and they like have all this
information and everything. That's crazy, insane.
Here here's something that I just thought about and you
saying that how long until there's like an an Alexa thing

(36:45):
where like the more you talk to it, the more voice from you it
takes and you can set it to yourvoice.
And it's scary. Yeah, then then you got Kirk in
the bathroom like, hey, will youdo?
This so. I don't think so.
Look what the I just heard you say that.
Like. Yeah.
We could be leading to some scary times.
Way scarier than a wave. You're fine.

(37:08):
I'm an old man and I have trouble finding the Internet.
So I have my own. Questions I'm going to ask.
All right, let's Wesley viewing a first.
Yeah, my spinning or you? Sin I'm scared so well I'm going
to ask you the question 1st and you don't have to answer the
question or you have to spin thetop.
So it's like that What's that one show with the silver DS
where they have all the nasty foods and it's like, spill your
guts. OK yeah, yeah, yeah.

(37:28):
That's why I. Feel like all right.
Wesley Crane, I have the first question for you.
This is a pizza. A box with a butt on it.
We're gonna. So what's one of these?
This one has 2. So we're just gonna.
This one right here is gonna represent maximum carnage, OK?
Instead, is that the that's the repeat.

(37:48):
Yeah, that's a repeat. There's a few repeats in here,
but we'll do. That will be a maximum carnage.
OK, Well, you don't have to spinit.
Yeah, I'm gonna ask you the question first.
If you answer the question, thenyou don't have to spin it.
OK, you have to have sex with two people with the combined age
of 30. Which two ages are you?
Picking. Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh is. That even legal to answer.

(38:21):
I don't think I can. I don't know what any people.
That's why it's hard to answer sugar.
People. You were saying physical people.
I thought you meant like Pip. Just pick the ages of the.
People, that is what that is what I'm asking.
Yeah. So you have to pick, I'm not
saying this pick, pick specific people.
You just have to pick two different ages.

(38:42):
But they cannot. They had to equal their ages
together, have to equal the age of 30.
What 2 ages are you picking? I thought you meant like, you
have to pick somebody that you know, that's like.
Oh no, you don't have to know that two different people their
ages have to equal 30. What 2 ages are you picking?

(39:05):
Or you could spin the top. I'm really trying to make this
mathematically work. And it doesn't.
It doesn't. It doesn't work.
About Am I my age now or am I my?
Your age doesn't matter. Wait, so I can be any age?
No, dude, I don't think you're understanding what I'm saying.

(39:27):
Oh, I am. You have to have sex with two
separate people. Yeah, and their age together
added together can not be more than 30.
Right. Can I be any age?
You said it didn't. Matter, Oh.
You're your age now. Fuck.
Sorry, I don't know what you're going there for a second.

(39:47):
Listen, I was trying, I was really trying to match.
That, yeah, I mean, be, well, you're 29th.
Yeah. Yeah, you're 29.
But I don't like to hear in that.
Yeah. You could.
You don't have to answer. You could spin the time I'm.
Going to spin the top and. That's awful.
That was a terrible spin. That's a good one.
There you go. Scorching heart, I think.

(40:08):
That's not I'm equally stirring the hot sauce and your question
is there just and then again pot.
I don't know which one that is. Sriracha.
Oh hey, that's meat level. 3. Peppers.
Oh, that's not so bad. What?
Am I? What am I doing here?
Oh, here to Fortia, our Tortola expired. 10 days ago.
But they're still couldn't. You almost died by a 40 hour

(40:31):
time did. You know that?
Oh, and his house. I'm me at his.
House. Oh, I think you were pointing
out that I almost started touredby just the other side, which I
did. Oh, I did.
Too. I I had the de bomb hot sauce
and then I deep throated his faucet sink.
I just had a mouthful of water and got slapped in the face of
tortilla and started choking. And I'm like like.

(40:54):
Did you eat the whole tortilla? How much hot sauce did you put
on there? Was there a repention?
I'm good. How's it taste, bud?
How's it going? How you doing?
Fuck is it? Bad is it?

(41:14):
Oh, it's in your eye. It's in your nose.
Oh, it's in his nose. It's in the nose.
It's in the nose. Oh, man.
OK. I have super low expectations
for every sauce in this baggage.Yeah, that just turned it all
the way around. That's a tasty fucking sauce.

(41:36):
Yes, it has a little spice to it.
That one might knock you on yourash.
Everyone, I'm scared. All of this, all of these
probably will. One of them says sweet and
chillin that. Was.
Taste. I don't know which one that is,
but. Well, you know, I can't just
pick it out. That will sue my I really want
more this. Was Chipotle actually, so I

(41:56):
don't, I don't know. So that's Sriracha.
I how want more. But let's go, let's go through
so that we have Sriracha. So now I.
Don't even have a drink in case I need.
Some milk, This is Kanye. What?
Or wait, no can can can can you my and call you then?

(42:19):
It's my. I mean.
He a little spicy. So that's a kite.
So we have Sriracha, we have cayenne, we have hot pepper, we
have habanero. These are a lot different.

(42:43):
That's Chipotle. Wes is in the bathroom.
All righty couldn't last more than 3 minutes.
We have jalapeno which is green.I wonder why, and we have
Carolina Reaper No, I don't think we need the maximum

(43:06):
carnage there bud. I'm.
Going to die. I have to answer all these
questions or die. That's that's my choices.
OK, I pulled out the best question off the RIP.
OK. What do I?
What do you want me to actually ask?
It by the way, I had an answer for that question.
Did you? Yeah, I've got to hear it cuz.
30 and -2 months fella. Pregnant.

(43:29):
Wounded. Wow.
That's what you asked it cuz youalready.
Asked it I thought about like functional.
It was like if I was 16. I've thought about that
question. I could I could do that.
Wes, do you have any questions that you want to ask Anna?
We'll move on a little sour ballhere and then we can go and then

(43:50):
we could go in reverse. God I don't, I can't think of a
question that's going to one out.
Do yours or two even come closeras fucked up as yours?
I will be fine. No, I don't have a question to
ask. As a matter of fact, I'm so
fixated on how taste and that sauce was.

(44:11):
Do you have another question already loaded?
Yeah, Anna Lynn, Who's your top ten Oklahoma wrestlers that
should retire right now? Let's bring up handy drinking
both sides that I'm not. Naming.
Because I'll do it. Active wrestlers?
Oh fuck. Active.
They can't Active that that should retire.

(44:33):
OK, OK, I think I could still doit.
Though I don't want no explanations either.
You can't try to be nice about it.
I just want names. 10 names, no reasons, no explanations, just
you know why I. Hate the way that you asked me
that. I feel like you asked me this
because of how you know me and how will I try to just stay out

(44:54):
of things you don't. Have to answer.
You could spin no. I can't because I will die.
Why are you doing push ups on the?
Boosters on the boosters stop it.
It's a good point though. I wish there is there.
You could just spin the top one of them.
Look, did we have a list? Of Chipotle.

(45:15):
'S left there in an active like feds, but we don't have inactive
or. Active.
Oh just give me 10 names that come to your mind.
You know you don't have to go onthe fans of Oklahoma.
Just so you know the 1st 10 names that pops into your head
or you could spin the top. Not all these are bad.

(45:36):
Chipotle sounds pretty good so. Is it like, do I have to say
names or can I do like, can I elude and you understand?
No, no, it's guy. Listen.
Do you listen? Full blown.
Names. Do you know what you got?
We want Workman and shoot name. And why is it Justin Lee?
Nice. I'm joking.

(45:56):
I don't think so. Pretty strictly a hold on that.
It can be Texas. We have a lot of Texas
listeners, yeah. You know, really, when I think
about Texas wrestling, there's not nearly as many as.
They're all good in Texas. Yeah, like all Texas.
I mean, I wouldn't say that likeall good, but I don't they're

(46:18):
not as bad. Oh man, there are a lot of their
works. There's not.
Do you think that that's becauseTexas may have a a higher regard
for the business? I think Texas.
Is a wrestling a whole differentgame down there?
OK, so, and I've explained this to people before.

(46:38):
So when you're in Oklahoma, everything, there's a the
biggest difference. There's a big difference.
There's a difference of fans too, and how they behave and
act. And there's a difference in the
wrestlers too. Yeah, there's a big difference
there. But I remember specifically like
being in Oklahoma, working in Oklahoma, then working for a
company that traveled to Texas. So I've considered that being
like working in Texas, right? It's not right because.

(47:01):
And it took me until I went to, I think it was whenever I was
going to NPS for the first time that I was like, no, like
working in Texas and like as an Oklahoma company and versus
working for in Texas is completely different.
Yeah, they're, they're wild. They're more entertaining.
I think as a whole, the culture,the culture, it culture is so

(47:23):
different. And they do hold it to a higher
regard, I feel. But I can't sit there and say
that like, they're still not badwrestling, but I feel like they
kind of contain themselves. Yeah.
Like they you're like, they run together like a herd.
Yeah. It's like they travel in that
circle, but there's like, other circles, yeah.
And so it's like you don't really have to like, worry about

(47:46):
them. And then when you think it's
Texas as a whole, you don't think about that random pair
that's running around. Yep, that's how I would describe
it. That's a great story.
Anyway, that's. See, I'm going to need some
names here. I was trying to buy it's I'm
going to need. Man, it's like so crazy, like
you have to think, OK. I'm going to put on a 62nd
timer. I don't.
Have a timer. Hey, because the bad thing about

(48:10):
it, with me being around this area since literally I was six
years old, I have names in my head.
Yeah. I'm sure you could probably name
more than 10. Can you think of 10 in the next
60 seconds? Cuz that's what you're given
time. Is that snap up?
You can just spin the top. I can't.
OK, I'm going to. OK.

(48:30):
Not and I really OK, I want to also be very clear that I have
names that I would probably start naming off, but I feel
like I can think I'm on top of the head like 4 and then you put
me on a timer and then send him a thing of the other six.
I'm, I'm so mean, sorry. Wesley.
I'm either going to A panic say people I don't mean or B say

(48:54):
people I shouldn't say on here so I'm living from this.
C as hell. But you know how much I tried
not to be, and that's why you asked me that question, and I
know that. OK, What does that mean?
Did you spit it? No.
Yeah, it's. Literally right in between.

(49:16):
This is Kanye. It.
Should be easy. OK, what's?
I'm gonna die. It's 4 bevers.
No. Can I spin it?
Again, did it do a full circle when you spin it the first time?
It was it was elbow. Didn't know it was like 1/2.

(49:38):
It's got it's got at least do a full spin.
For rotation, Well then is therean art to this?
Because it's like. Like the other shirt.
I'll let you, I'll let you, I'lllet you or I'll I'll get this

(49:58):
open for you. Is that there's Potter.
Give you some time to think of equestrian for me while you wait
your impending doom. Cayenne hot sauce.
I'm so. Scared.
I'll let you to the honest. Should I just like just a tiny
bit? Don't say on me.

(50:23):
I'm not going to tell you you can't.
I'm not going. To eat the whole.
But yeah, like. Yeah, the listeners are going to
be dissed. OK, listen.
OK. But to be fair, like I'm going
to take that bite. I'm not going to eat the whole
tortillas that way. You, I think just that.
Give it one more. I think if you give it one more
I. Think if you give it one more,
it's fair, All right, all right.But that side's got to go.

(50:43):
Tongue. Like tongue first.
Yeah. You can't put your tongue on the
underside of that tortilla. You got the house has got like
you got tongue, that sauce. I hate you are the fast.
One right now number one on my list.
Tommy to heat. Yeah.
All right, these are great tortillas, by the way.

(51:06):
I just want to point out that Jabroni didn't even realize that
I slid into the ring and then was not that guy.
I just. Curious you got that thing?
So that was fun. That guy's a quick bustling,
honestly, I think he is. Yeah.
January. Yeah.
How is it? How hot?
OK, but it's not, it's not killing me up.
OK, OK, I'm cool. That just kind of reminds me of

(51:31):
a spicier version of like that Taco Bell sauce.
I forgot what's called jabble maybe.
No, not what you actually put onwith like what's already on the
most of their stuff. Red sauce.
Maybe. I don't know you had enough
either. You need to take.
No, my my tongue is on fire right now, but it hasn't on
front of the nut. But it's very hot and I can feel
kind of alright. Am I able to?

(51:54):
Does anyone have a question? I've asked you both questions.
So I've used up my questions, I think.
I think we we all got to ask me that.
We got to go around again and everybody's going to ask
everybody at least one question.I feel like.
Would you rather have to lick your dad's stump clean?

(52:16):
Thank you. OK.
Or go through the Together scenario with your brother and
Jerry. Thank you.
You're with. Me, you could have said anyone
else and I probably wouldn't think of.
It you know why I appreciate that?
Because he appealed to what makes me uncomfortable and you

(52:37):
just appealed to what make Tim uncomfortable.
And I appreciate that. Listen, I'm not afraid to answer
this, but I feel like it'd be disappointing if I didn't spend
TOP. That's fair.
So I'm this. Lacey made you think about the
most uncomfortable thought. Yes, I'm going to spin the top
here and then I'll answer. Oh, we're just holding down the

(52:59):
line here. We really are.
This is hot pepper 3 pepper. No, I'm going to move that.
So the next person just go back towards the side.
I'm like, that's part of. The problem around around say
that I should probably keep see this we don't prepare for.
Shit on this show. That hard.
To be fair, like I usually don'tprepare, but I did tell you I

(53:20):
was coming down here and I specifically said when I was
kind of said I told you. You think we've ever prepared
for anything we've ever done? The most preparing we've ever
done for any show is when I wentto was a Wingstop in wakes.
That's an ugly, specific but notcrazy thing.
Just say this is the most. Prepared I've ever was.

(53:43):
I remembered to go to Wing Stop because I had no ideas.
Wing Stop is delicious. Wing Stop is delicious.
I guess. I guess I, if you count
Wrestling Survivor, I've done some more preparations with.
We need to get ready for cinemas.
Cinema. Yeah, we're going to do it every
six months, just like the real show.
Yeah, yeah. I can't fucking get this opened.

(54:05):
That was the problem. I was having to, by the way, of
just getting the sauce open. Why won't you open?
Are you too good for your home? Answer me.
Oh. That smells not that bad, all
right? It's oh, it's really liquid.

(54:27):
Hold on. Did I shake it up person?
That was the ball in my hand. Shake it up, see if it doesn't
rain that there's a. There's a massive sounds like
there's a massive difference in these hot sauces and something
like taupe carnage. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't think

(54:48):
these have body like these are very liquid for liquidy Yeah,
it's a very liquid vinegary or vinegar based sauce, whereas all
right, they're. Probably able to I'll say that
I'll say that I'll say that I got I got a little hello litter
you. Gotta just drink it, purse.

(55:10):
That's not bad. That's pretty tasty, actually.
Here's that. Awesome.
All right. Also, I would lick them up
clean. You would lick them up.
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(55:55):
Now back to the episode What I remember.
I remember talking about the spot and how I wanted like on
that last kick to like fold overthe rope and have my face down
on the mat. And I completely underestimated
how tall the bottom rope on WF CS ring would come up to my
side. It is very tall.
It's such a weird ring because like the bottom rope super tall

(56:16):
when you're sitting there, but when you stand up in the ring,
the ropes are super short. It's a weird break.
It's also 16. How do you have an ish?
Because it was. Custom made.
It was Redacted's old ring. It was.

(56:36):
I was like, am I supposed to know who redacted is?
Because, you know, like everyonewasn't Graham that went through
that holy redacted thing for a while.
So I thought that's where you were referring to.
And I was like, when did he haveour break?
No. This was.
This was. This was.
His old ring and yeah, I was told that it's not quite 16, but

(57:00):
it was a little over 16, but it wasn't quite set to, it was like
16. Is it actually?
The same no, because there was 1ring that I went to of his and
like when I went to the show, this is like when me and
redacted where other redacted this first dating and they legit

(57:20):
had like the Super foamy like mattress Topper.
You know that that yellowish like egg crate looking kind that
was like the matte like the Topper for the rain.
It was like walking like you could have just like easily
walking to like pick it like you're walking through snow like
that feeling of like going here so you couldn't just.
Wait now I got a question thoughbecause the egg crate cushion
that I remember had a flash sideto it.

(57:42):
Did they choose to put the egg crate up?
No, it was on the flash side, but it didn't fit properly so
they didn't cut it to like shape, so it would lay flash.
So it wasn't like there was a lot of like waves and stuff
everywhere, especially like up in the corners.
Don't ghetto rigged wrestling. These are tamed.
Those are tamed. Yeah, those are tamed.

(58:04):
Like, more tame than the ones I've asked you.
Yeah. Wow.
That's shocked. It was like, would you rather
have Cheeto fingers or wet socksfor 24 hours?
Yes. I'm working on some chews and
shark GBTS. All right, all right, less edge
return. OK.
I've got more less his turn hit him with.

(58:25):
Right. Name three people in the
wrestling that you know of that are only booked because of their
baby. Oh, because who they're dating?
Yeah. Dating who they're with, then
they only get a booking because of that.
Sorry, Kirk, I'm joking. I'm joking.
I'm joking. Just touch fetus.

(58:50):
OK, so listen, I think he's a kind soul.
Kind soul. Think people give him too much
Flack sometimes. However, Dylan Berry was at the
top of my fucking place. Wait, who is he dating?
He's. Dating Tim's sister.
I know that, yeah. So that's at the top of my list.
However, I can't think of two others.

(59:14):
Oh God. I.
Heard that. I heard that too.
I. Heard that narrow relationship
with. Some I heard that Nathan, a
strong guy, gets a lot of core book.
Yeah, I can't really think of it.
Well, I'm also fairly disconnected from like I.
Should have asked Tommy. The Restless.
Because I don't know if I got that.

(59:34):
Do you believe it honestly? But back when I first came in,
she was way stronger. It was way heavy.
People were day left, right and.I'm not talking about just in
Oklahoma years. As I said, like a lot in Texas,
there's a lot in Arkansas. They're like.
I don't wrestle in Arkansas. I know you don't dress up
Arkansas, so I figured you at least knew people.
Nope, I didn't even know wrestling was in Arkansas and he

(59:56):
said. Way so brand there you're
making. Me disappointed in myself there
you. Could just spend the time.
I think I have to. Good question.
I'm not doing that. We just did that sauce.
We're just going down the line. You see you.
Are going down the line I. Tried to think.
So habanero 4 Peppers. I'm going to attempt to open

(01:00:18):
this sauce while I also attempt to and.
You know what closely did them all over for?
Bowler figure out two more people.
Let's just get this is going to ball open.
Oh, you. Just think you could.
They could. Think his ball friends say it?
Oh no. I think he's done a lot in his
own career. OK, I'll put that there.

(01:00:39):
I think I know you. However, I believe as good as he
is Matthew Palm. I knew you're Estella.
May get higher echelon bookings.With the.
Opportunity presented by Athena being Bruges.
I don't know, because I feel like he's actually really good

(01:01:00):
friends with the Revolver crew and that's.
He is. That's that's where the primary
of his book has come from, I'd say.
I would say that that one is onethat he has definitely built
from a long he's be able to network for he's he's really
been able to network. That OK, well, let's let's let's
say this has he does he constantly get booked because of
his girlfriend or he has he had some opportunities that he's

(01:01:23):
taken advantage of? I think that's a different
scenario. Because I would say that that
is. Probably because we've all had
opportunities somewhere because of who we know, I would say why?
I actually didn't realize that that's where your app was
thinking you're somebody else. Cuz cuz like I got opportunities
at MPX because I knew you and Dimitri.
I'll, I'll put this right here. The Homer is the reason I got my

(01:01:44):
opportunity at Revolver. He straight up looked at Sammy
and said Wes is good people. Yes.
And that's how I got into that. OK, that was too awesome.
I just think that maybe some opportunities have presented
themselves fixed. I feel like more people throw
themselves at him because of that connection.

(01:02:05):
Yeah. Just get good guy Palma thirst
trap Max what I like to call. So.
He is a walking Thursday. I was thinking so my mind went
to places like a pretty guy likethis doesn't like offend anybody
but duck noises please like. Well, she's not even.

(01:02:26):
Know was she used to come out and new entrances and stuff with
him. Like we read I don't want, I
don't know, I'm not messy. You're stroller.
Y'all know about the whole yes or you know about what?
Happened. Yes, yes, yes.
Because so she's now even there.But what I'm saying is like she.
Got opportunity? She was.
Doing stuff like on screen. Because of who she was dating.

(01:02:46):
Yeah, that's great. But they don't know we're
talking about it, so it's hard. All.
She's all used to think that OV it's mostly they assumed that
about me and it kissed me. The hell.
All right. Like nothing made me like
they're think comments like thatjust make me want to work far be
like fuck you. Work harder.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Work harder. John Cross, probably.

(01:03:10):
Probably it's. One of his three catch phrases.
Fuck you work. Harder, they say.
I'm thinking like remember lot in days.
Yeah. Hey.
Is that basic thing or anybody this doesn't have one.
Can't think of anything right that's.
About. How?
You how we got design, is that bad?
Was that Brian? Was that Suzuki's had lunch?
Today. Was it that brutal?

(01:03:31):
That was rough. It tasted awful too.
Do you have any questions for Anna?
Oh man, yeah. You want to try that fucking
sauce? No, I really don't.
Cuz then you're struggling with that then.
All right, Anna Lynn, you have to erase either mine or Wesley's
history in wrestling. Gone forever.

(01:03:52):
And your friendship with us is gone as well.
Like the only answer, not. Biased.
You know the the character that has Wesley Crane or the
character that is Tommy Dean never happened and you never got
to meet which one you pick. Oh, I.

(01:04:14):
Got a nice question? That's not a nice question.
No. I know, the point is I want you
to eat the hot sauce. No, I'm going to enter it
because there's my damn. Sauce.
No. Which one of our friendships do
you buy? You guys go ahead tell, tell us

(01:04:35):
right now which one of us could you could you do without?
I don't see you keep making. It worse before you talk.
Listen, hey, listen, I'm alreadycrying.
Just get over with no? Listen, I will explain my answer
after I answer it too because. I because I asked you these
questions. No.
OK, but it is. It is.

(01:04:56):
I am erasing you and This is whyI had to explain it, OK, Because
like your initial question was like the wrestling history,
right? OK, This is this isn't being
fair. It's not that I don't like her
wrestling. It's not that I don't like you
or what you do or anything that because I cut you over a lot and
you know this, OK. However, my passion and my love

(01:05:18):
is characterization and like a little small details.
And I'm see, I've always loved that about Wes before we were
even friends. But I usually would be my friend
and more. That's fine, I'm so high right
now, like I've hyperventilated myself.
It should our matches over into one of the most highest states

(01:05:41):
I've ever been in. I feel like I sound like dairy
funk right now. Forever.
I should do something then I'll go.
What to do? Oh, I just.
It'll pass. I thought you just started.

(01:06:08):
Stripping and taking a shift forus.
Now I feel really bad. Hot juice is not all over
myself. Oh my, this is what did you
drink this? No.
What? No.
What did you take a drink of? Go get some milk or.
Something he needs? Some milk.

(01:06:28):
Shit, I refuse to take a drink of milk right now while seeing
as I should cut pressing shit. There's some kind of tough guy
to do with. The other.
'Cause if I 'cause he's on a certain diet, I'm, I'm on a diet
right now. And if I ruined like, tortillas
probably wouldn't fuck me up that bad.
Yeah, that milk though. I was like, what?

(01:06:49):
Did the milk do? To you, I'm like milk, Mike.
It's like answer the question OKso you made me feel worse the.
More that you can't talk. Angry, I said.
At first it was like strictly listening.
I'm like, OK, easy. You're like easy.
Wow. And then you're like friendship.
And all. I said easier.

(01:07:12):
But her reasoning, I will say her reasoning Bow.
OK, see. Thank you.
There's nothing personal. It's nothing personal at all
because. I'll be the.
First one to go to the end in the earth.
To the end of the earth and backto say Tommy's a better in ring
like worker than me. I I do like I said that did.

(01:07:35):
I'm not saying that though. I I appreciate this and this is
what I like about you and XYZ blah blah blah and I feel like.
I don't know. You get this feeling, so I'm not
going to hurt myself like an idiot here, but I get the
feeling like as far as when you and I think about like character
work and a lot of the characterization and little
details and stuff in the visualsand stuff that could can go with

(01:07:57):
it. We have, we think, a lot of the
same way. Yeah, and I'm always thinking
about what way can I do a Canadian destroyer?
So. Is there what you have?
One last question for me before we wrap things up.
I mean, I will. Definitely.
You know, what do you think thatwould have if they were wrapped
it up in that bathroom in that movie?
Hey actually would that have or would it have eaten cruiser

(01:08:18):
column? Would the condom?
Have a thing about this. So like, you know, when he
tripped and fell and he was starting to connect to The Cave
thingy that he was in, he was going through his clothes.
Yeah, I think he was just stuck in his jacket because he was
able to. RIP the jacket off I think.
But it was why he was sticking with the shoe because it showed
his shoes were sticking and everything was sticking.
And so like when he fell, it waslike his clothes were sticking

(01:08:41):
to it too. And he and he did have to RIP
it, but it was. Stuck.
So I mean, if it's clothes and stuff, it's like, is it?
I mean, I guess they're. But was it sticking to his skin
or was it just sticking to his clothes?
What? Was it just sticking to his
clothes that but not go into hisskin?
Who knows? Who knows, We just need to go
shoe like and you're. Chewing on my shoe.

(01:09:02):
While it's on my. They did make a point to take
off their flows. In combining they did see so
maybe if those condoms involved,maybe this is what this entire
movie is. It's a monster.
Crike is safe sex. Wait, did the monster that
didn't want to join did they have clothes on?
Oh, I don't know. No, you're naked, remember?
They were naked. You're in some somewhere,

(01:09:24):
chitties. Yeah, it might be like 1 1/2
too. There was a man packet.
And make it down next. To it too, the lane was both
tunes. They were a man breathe slow
power. It was brutal.
Anyways, who's got one more question for me?
I feel like I've hurt your feelings.
You're my way. Down and I you've.
Been a really bad I would have said me, I'm leaving Wesley we.

(01:09:48):
Both. Are.
Oh, yes, I guess so. We are, yeah.
I'm just more public about it. Oh.
Sorry, no, you're fine. I haven't just outright come out
and said like, I'm leaving because I feel like there's a
stigma with wrestling retirements where like you say
I'm retiring and then you come back and you do one more match.
You come back and you just do a.Whole I like said it OK you want

(01:10:08):
my theory on this Yeah OK and especially my personal
experience with some wrestler ifyou want any names they like
their ego fed. They love it.
They, they peed off of it. They, they, it's an addiction on
podcast and everything. And so when they get to a point
where they know they're dying out in the ring and that's not

(01:10:30):
getting enough of that ego filled because they're not
performing the way they used to and everything, it's time for
retirement. Because what happens when they
announce this retirement? It's more attention.
It's more attention. Everybody's like, oh man, I hate
to see you go, man, I wanna. And then you have all the people
coming out of the woodworks likeyou were talking about like, oh,
I want to work you all. I want to work, I want to do you
guys want to do that? All this stuff, all that
happens. And then when they do the

(01:10:52):
retirement match too, you know, it's a big deal.
And they usually have this wholeKumaya moment and, you know,
like, thank you, you know, whatever.
You're really spoiling my Well, it's in Laker, not.
You know, it's like all of that and everything.
And so then, you know, then you go through the cycle, oh,
they're going to come back and then again because again, they
have that big combined, all thatfeels good for a little bit and

(01:11:13):
then they miss it again. So they'll come and rinse and
repeat it. Which I've openly said, like,
I'll probably come back, but it'll be like years.
It'll be years like when my kidsare older and I and actually
afford to be away from home a little bit more often.
I guess see. You teach more.
That's what I want to do mainly is I want to teach.
I will. I'll break this down.
It is like clear, concise as I can.

(01:11:35):
I'm not retiring, however I am leaving the wrestling scene for
now. What the difference is though?
Because so retiring. That's putting a stamp on the
end. OK, I'm leaving this door open
to combat. OK.
And. Reason being is because the
current culture of wrestling is fucking poisonous.
It's so everybody claimed that it's getting better.

(01:11:58):
It's gotten so much better. And like, sure, there are
aspects. It has, I can say that it has
especially like, you know, growing up in seeing it the way
that it was, I have to box like a negative and especially and I
guess I should clarify to you, however, respect of a woman,
especially because I wouldn't beable to do anything that I do
currently. If it was still like it was in
like the 90s or early 2000s. There's no way I'd be doing.

(01:12:20):
I wouldn't have a voice right now and everything but.
In some aspects, yes, it's gotten better.
However, in other aspects, I think it's gotten so much worse
because I think you can attest to this growing up watching the
entire like if there was a problem, it got handled right
then and there it was. It was let's fucking throw down

(01:12:43):
or something. You know what I mean?
Like and now that's not the way it.
Is she more scared? Don't want to go to jail if you
wouldn't want to. Like, it's just.
And then if you try to do something, it's like you're,
it's like you're like, yeah. And and I just think that there
is so much childish shit going on in the current crop I would

(01:13:06):
just like to remove myself from.In high school, drama and
popularity convest and you don'teven have to be a good.
It's like it's always your popular, I mean a popular fans.
Either let me. And and I know in this episode
we haven't necessarily named a whole lot of names.
There are some that got redactedbut but there there is one

(01:13:32):
person in Oklahoma right now that wasn't on my shit list and
is now at the very top and we talked about this person but
they reason why I believe because I don't have to look at
a Maple. Really good to choose on the.
You might you. You very well might I I had a

(01:13:56):
half talk about putting a pro I'm out for this match I've got
coming up where I was just goingto like drop subtle hints of
like fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
But I'm saying it and ultimatelydecided to just not cut a promo
because I was in a negative space and what kind of a
hypocrite would I be if I were to come out and do a bunch of
childish bullshit? Yes, Sir.

(01:14:16):
So so I'm putting together dope highlight videos of some of the
stuff I've done and I'm droppingthat.
But enjoy what you got right now, because.
I'll be sad. I enjoy it.
I don't get you. I get sacked a lot of chapters
like he'll text me and I'll be like, Hey, you should come into
the show that's On this date andlike every time I'm books are
real, so I don't get to go and watch and and especially as a

(01:14:39):
lot of times it's my. Story.
No, I want to go and watch. So dude, busy.
So she's Seth. I'm very.
Busy, but we found. Out just now that she just
doesn't like my rest. I'm joking.
I'm joking, all right. Hit me with another question.
Hit me like IQ Sudo, Tina. Wow, do you have any?

(01:15:00):
How about in honor of Squid Game, we play scissors -1 rock.
Paper, scissors -1 yeah, OK. OK.
Did have you not watched Squid Game?
No, no, that's OK. So Rock Paper said the fruit.
You ask me those questions, the only thing is.
Because maybe you'll do better. You're just fine.
You're so busy you just say it like when.

(01:15:23):
So rock, paper, scissors -1 is you go rock, paper, scissors.
It's not those shoes, just rock,paper, scissors.
And you play with both hands. But then you have to go -1 and
you have to remove one hand. Wait, wait.
OK. So let's play a practice round
so. Hold on before we play this
practice round. Yeah, if you had the flexibility

(01:15:46):
to blow yourself 100. Percent yes I would.
And finish in your mouth, on camera, in front of the world.
Not just a few stream like a few.
If you're the world, would you do it?
Dude, I'm going to become the mascot for Rich surgery.
I'm going to be rich. I'm going to teach people how to

(01:16:10):
get their unlimited amounts of protein.
OK, well then on that note, because it it sounds like, it
sounds like you really enjoy a good blowjob.
Someone's like someone's like Thanos, bro.
I'll do it myself. You don't have to take this
thing. Then what you're drinking.
Well. What, you're drinking a little

(01:16:36):
splooge sounds. OK, So this isn't connected to
that. I mean, I guess it's connected
to that question, but you don't have to spin for it would
because sounds like you like a good blowjob.
Would you rather wake up with $100 under your pillow every
morning or a blowjob every morning $100?

(01:16:58):
100 bucks or a good blowjob would.
You even. Do the other later.
Yeah, this I guess I said that were.
You. 100 bucks and the blows theguy from Scary movie too.

(01:17:19):
I'll do it myself. Look, Mom.
Tossing my own salad. All right, Rock, paper, scissors
-1 this is how you play rock, paper, scissors -1 So you go
rock, paper, scissors and you show whatever you want to do
with each hand. And then you have to -1 you have
to remove which one. You have to think right down the
fly. But.
I need another concept in your brain that you're not gonna show

(01:17:41):
me. That's funny.
You do. So it's like over here is rock
and over here is scissors. Whichever 1 you want to pick,
yes. Decide to tape one away.
Yeah, you get like, you get likea split second to see what you
have and what your opponent has,and you're both going -1.
So we see it, yeah, with a matter of let's.
Draw. Yeah, sorry.
So let's go. So there's like a second you're.
Just like OK, I know for sure which one.

(01:18:02):
There's like a second in betweenthe rock, paper, scissors -1
that's how it literally goes like that.
OK, so let's play facts around. So it was.
Like some modern day version of like.
Dual rock, paper, scissors. We're doing it on the third one.
Yeah, it's on the third one. On the third one.
OK, Rock, paper, scissors -1. I don't think that was like the

(01:18:27):
deepest person. What?
All right, Hey. Buddy, that was.
That was my fault. Outside, dead ass.
So you go to my hands anyway. What the fuck?
Even I was. That was the practice 1.

(01:18:49):
That was, I'm so glad I was a bread truck.
All right, Next up, let's do it again.
Let's play a couple. Let's play, let's.
OK, so we haven't tried these last three sauces.
Yeah. So let's let's go until all 3DS
are gone, and then let's play it.
Let's play a best three out of five where we have to mix all
the sauce in a bowl and you haveto try all of them at once.

(01:19:12):
Oh. My God.
You already almost died. Off the 1:00.
All right, you ready? Well, shoot, let's do this.
So right now we're trying, we'regoing to see who tries the
Chipotle, which is 3 Peppers, which is probably just going to
be good. All right.
So this is for the Chipotle, OK.Oh goodness.

(01:19:35):
Are you ready? Yes.
OK, rock, paper, scissors -1. You had it too.
Listen. Would you like an address or two
of them? Yes, the.
Chipotle. So this is this is a good one.

(01:19:57):
It's like recovers too, so this one's probably not taste good.
I've still got my first tortilla.
OK. None of these are repeats, by
the way. I went ahead and double checked
them all. Oh, you did?
Yeah, none of them are repeats. Oh.
You got a little. A hefty chunk there.
Did you not see the first one? I did, no.

(01:20:17):
There was a whole Taco of Haas. Yeah.
Haas sauce Sunshine, You don't want none of those problems.
OK. OK.
But you could bubble it up I. Mean I'm a little on the
visible. I guess I can't say that about
you because you like drink it, but he made me tongue it and you

(01:20:38):
were on tongue in. It yeah, but he had he had big
dabs. You did the whole like, let's
put some rubbing out call on let.
Me see. So this was something.
OK. God, that looks like a spotty.
And looks like a Good Wife. I'll.
Be a woman, all right? Hey, Lynn, you wanna hop in for
the jalapeno house? Not.

(01:20:59):
Really. But I.
Will. Because I'm scared.
All right. OK.
Did we do practice my first userfirst time?
Sure. OK.
It should be totally last OK. But there's a lot of birds of
sport now. All right, You're right.
Well, they have the coordinationto do something.

(01:21:20):
OK. Rock paper, scissors.
No, I don't see how this is going to go.
It's. 1. 50. Rock Paper.
Go on. Sunshine.
So today. Oh my gosh.

(01:21:41):
OK. All right.
That's what I said, to worry about coordination, OK.
Practice Red rock, paper, scissors.
I knew it. I wasn't the only one.
There were four papers. Let's start out there.
Oh yeah, here we go, this route.OK.

(01:22:05):
All right, good. Rock, paper, scissors -1 I dare
not. Talk with her to the freaking
Tigray star Carol. All right, well, let's just

(01:22:28):
start wrestling with the dog, all right?
I feel. Like I will.
Win the match. I want to get ridiculous at this
point to say that I'm 100% sober, even those of I am all
right. You want to just play normal
rock paper scissors? Maybe.
All right, rock, paper, scissors, shoot loser.
Does the jalapeno outside? That's your way of saying let me
dumb this down for you all. Right, here we go.

(01:22:56):
Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot.
All right, like. Crying.
There's this guy on the screen, think I got to make a big one
day. He works hard, Love him.
He's on my list of people that should protect.

(01:23:18):
Oh, I don't like jalapeno though.
That's the one thing that's my only worries.
Like I actually just don't like the taste of jalapeno, although
I do get jalapeno juice every time I go to hot.
I know bro, we don't make sure. That's pretty tasty.
A lot of these the the fucking habanero sauce is awful.

(01:23:40):
It's not tasty. Chipotle wasn't so bad.
I think you. All right, shall we go
three-way? Rock, paper, scissors?
Last Man Standing has to do the Carolina Reaper.
Last name's standing. Yeah.
So 1 So you're winning to do thehottest regular one.
You mean like a last one? Let's just click.

(01:24:04):
Cuz I mean like. On three-way rock, paper,
scissors, let's just do this andsee how this goes the way.
That you're making it sound likethe one that loses would be the
hurt. Yeah, I know.
That's you know what I mean though.
Do I? I don't know all.
Right. 123 shoot Rock, paper, scissors.
Shoot. Fuck.
Well, I guess that double base the purpose of everything.

(01:24:24):
So that one me, I got beat by bold, but the limbo.
But it's going to not dance withus, yeah.
Yeah. Like they were yesterday in the.
Middle of that time that Mister Nasty thought I was legit about
to beat the Chevy. Yeah.
This very This was human smell. Good.

(01:24:46):
I felt very respected that day, right by Nasty because he was
like, you could see the fear in his face looking between the two
of us. And then afterwards, when he
realized it was all a joke, he was like very sure that he could
not. Stop me.
And I was like, I respect you for saying that because he
wasn't like his first thing he said, wasn't like worried about

(01:25:06):
you, like you stopping from hitting a woman.
It was she's scary. And I don't know if I could stop
her. That's a lot.
I would say that that is a sufficient amount.
That's a lot. This is the Carolina Reaper.
This is the Carolina Reaper. And I didn't, I didn't just put
the the hot sauce on the tortilla to flip it upside down
for a second. OK, there's Dad.

(01:25:28):
The whole. That's dripping like my soul's
dripping out. Of myself, we're participating.
OK, you did very good. Thank you very.
Awful it does. Is there?
Well. Speaking of hot, there's wiggle
in this hole because he's on fire.
Wiggle is dead. Was that the spirit wiggle

(01:25:51):
coming through attack you? Is that hot?
I think she. Just got some of it.
Oh poor baby, where does he get approached?
Lick the board oh that's hot man.
It doesn't taste good. It doesn't the the with the

(01:26:13):
Habanero 1 was the same way. Man it was awful that match the
Max or the total carnage over here though you're.
Good. Yep, this.
Is this hot witch? What's the same milk I'll bought
you but you're inspired till August 26th?
That's true. That's a good thing.
So people like make fun of the fact that I buy the organic, but

(01:26:34):
it's literally because it lasts so long.
I feel like I spend more money buying the regular one because I
didn't try to throw it out before.
It's fetish, but I get that it lasts a long time.
So you know, you just a good point for me.
That was I did it was the secondgallon, but.

(01:26:55):
That so watch 1 is really good if you're if you're going to
actually like you. That's Habanero.
Yeah, this one. I saw bubbles coming out of your
valve. Oh.

(01:27:16):
Stop licking the board. You're going to burden your
butt. You're going to shit later and
just whine the whole time. That's because you licked that
boulder right there. Should we wrap this up?
Fuck me, it was hot. I keep forgetting that we're
still recording. Boom boom.

(01:27:38):
That's not that's not boom. Araline, thank you for coming.
Hey, where can the people find you on social media?
All about Alan and then I will leak tree on everything else,
Sir. I mean, where can the people
find you in person next? Either in Texas or Arkansas?
No, I'm not sure where. I'll put that on.

(01:28:02):
So Sophie. Well, actually, Craig, we're
going to be able to find you. As always, you can subscribe and
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TikTok, and YouTube. Just enjoying guys, yeah.

(01:28:24):
Go ahead, here you go. As always, you can subscribe and
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Tommy, where are they? Could have put them by the

(01:28:45):
thoughts behind you. Holy shit.
I was actively trying to get that out, but then I got stuck
in the loop of half the fox and then it just I didn't cry out
of. This world.
Believe it or not, that was his butt hole.
You can find me. On my toilet at home, in my

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bathroom, crying with a popsicle.
You can find me. I'm supposed to be at the top of
D32 or or on one of them. Twitter X Tommy Pro, Instagram,
TikTok at the time of year on YouTube.
Don't follow me. Thank you guys for listening.

(01:29:28):
Get your Glaze Me merch and go fuck yourselves.
Hey, hey, Tommy. What's up what?
Do you think about that ADR at the end of the movie?
Fuck bullshit.

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