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March 28, 2024 28 mins

Still here? Well great! Cause so are Sam and Ryan. 

Here’s what to expect from this circus: the age old tradition of “Jokes before hoes” is discussed and then Ryan breaks down the reasons gen Zer’s will never make captain. 

Then the boys give you some simple pointers on how to find easy blackmail targets and why PT Cruisers are not optimal vehicles. Ryan’s sausage squirts him in the eye and there’s another top 10 list! How do they do it?

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should
burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


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