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April 10, 2025 51 mins

The epic conclusion to the 2025 Bus One March Madness Trivia Tournament Championship. Ethan, Aidan, John, and Logan bring their A game as they go head-to-head-to-head-to-head to claim the title of champion. Who will win it all? Listen to find out! 🏆🏀

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(00:04):
Welcome aboard Bus 1. We're on our way to San Antonio,
TX for the final four of our annual March Madness trivia
tournament, and we've got some time to kill.
Let's play some trivia. He's like 6-1 on a good.
Day hailing from Bloomington, IN, we have our free seed from

(00:26):
the South. Region, Aiden.
Let's go, baby. He's 58 and 19. 16th of an inch,
hailing from Kokomo, IN. We have our three.
Seed from the West region. Ethan, I'll stand up.
I'm sitting up. You got to stand up.
You got it. It's electric in here.

(00:47):
It's electric. Come on.
He's 65, bone dry, hailing from Indianapolis, IN.
We have our. Two seed from the South region
jaw. 19 1/2 hands tall baby. Wow.
And finally, he's 410 separate measurements hailing 4 W
Indiana. We.
Have our one. Seed.

(01:08):
It's got to go South. Region it's.
Been Logan. Four 10's and that you are four
10s tall. Welcome back to our March
Madness tournament. I'm.
Not afraid to say the same energies the big dance comes.
To a close tonight as we determine the winner of our

(01:28):
March Madness style bracket. The contestants today were able
to survive a long Road 1 episodeto get here, but only one
performer in today's contest will be crowned March Madness
2025 Tournament Trivia tournament.
Champion. I want that on her shirt if I

(01:54):
will, but in case but. Guys, don't worry, today's
episode isn't all about basketball.
That's because just like previous rounds for this year's
tourney, the contestants have provided the topics and trivia
questions. Here's a final refresher of the
rules. Every player has written 4
questions on a mini topic of their choice.

(02:16):
Each question one player will choose a prepared multiple
choice trivia question to pose to the other three players.
The first one to buzz in with the right answer scores a field
goal of two points. But if you know the answer
without the multiple choice, then you can take a long shot
answer for three points. But be careful, if you miss a
three pointer, your air ball shot will cost you -1 point for

(02:39):
humiliation. Now, if nobody is correct even
with the multiple choice, that'sgood defense, which gives the
question asker an advantage for writing such a tough question.
And the new rule. Because I somehow forgot the
last two episodes. No Googling, we ran that last

(03:06):
week. Yesterday, yesterday, yeah,
sorry, that's behind the quarterin the music.
Yeah, bleep that out with the basketball.
The date we've reported this wasbasketball.
There will be 4 quarters with each player taking a chance to

(03:27):
be the question asker 4 times, but we'll rotate the question
asker within the quarters to keep scoring opportunities
balanced. As the referee, I'll be keeping
a close eye on things to make sure there's no funny business.
There will be no challenge question this round, so no
capping on the court. Weakest whistle I've ever heard.
I think your. T is ready, Allen.

(03:47):
Keep going, Alec. I think your T is ready.
Oh my. Longest yeah boy ever.
OK, I was his longest yeah boy ever.
I didn't even. Take that big of a breath.
Wow, not not that one. I see right there.
Highest points on the board at the end will win the coveted
title of March Mendias Trivia Charter Champion.

(04:16):
Aiden, you are our first again. Your topic, your final four
topic, what is it? Well, my final four topic is
very topical for the final four because it's final four teams is
actually my topic. So I have 4:00.
Tangentially related to each of the teams that are in the real
life Final four. So.
Here we go. Let's get started with Final
Four, question one. All four of the Final Four this

(04:40):
year are 1 seeds. Boring, but the underdog quote
UN quote is the lowest rank to the bunch.
Auburn. This university in Alabama is
named after a color of hair, yetrefuses to use that color as one
of its official school colors. What is the RGB value of
Pantone's official Auburn? What?

(05:01):
This is my one unfair. If you want a three-point it.
If you give me like ratios of the three, I think I'll take it.
Have you guys seen those like savants who can it's like name
the hex codes of any given color?
That's Aiden. This is RGB.
It's. That, yeah.
I feel like yeah, easy convert like you can convert that.

(05:21):
Yeah, you know what? Take the three or No, No.
OK, so A 1568873, B 232 one 1934, C 123564 or D 225550.
John. John, I'm going to say B Aiden,

(05:43):
don't ask me to give you any of those values because I.
Got John B is incorrect. That is actually the color
Auburn orange of the school, butit is not not Auburn.
Auburn after a fashion. Yeah, Ethan.
I was really feeling a there man.
That is correct. It's a colored.

(06:06):
Salon yeah, 1568873 is Pantone'sAuburn, 123564 is actually
Auburn blue, Auburn's other color and then 22555 zeros like
a yellowish orange. I just 0 blue.
I thought someone might go for it, but.
Yeah, I was going to go for. It I, I was, I was between D&D,
so good job he's. Saying, yeah, nice job, Ethan.

(06:27):
That's that's a 2 Fer that's thethat's probably.
The that's a tool to give a. Color.
That's why I put it first. Aiden with the hook shot, and
now what happens is that it's Aiden's try.
To. Give.
His topic. So my topic is.
I mean, I mean. Actually, you're in a second, I

(06:47):
think. That's run it back.
Run it bad. Beetle board.
Oh wait, so he lied. No capping on the court.
No capping on the court. No capping on the court.
Sorry, Ethan. My topic What do you guys all
think of when you think of MarchMadness Women's History Month?

(07:11):
Women's. A good answer, good answer,
everybody. That's that's right.
That's. Could you do it again?
Italian, Irish, American HistoryMonth.
That's another. That's a new one.
Well, my topic this time is wood.
Wood I love. Wood.
The should I think wood is cool,I agree.

(07:34):
Nice, as someone who's written 33 separate questions sets about
trees, I would agree. I like wood and the question.
My question on wood is which type of tree is commonly used to
make cork? Cork.
Any any 3 pointers? Cork.

(07:55):
Cork. Cork I would buzz, I think I
noticed. I'm thinking about.
It all right, I'm going to give,I'm going to give the.
Can the ref score at 3:00? It'd be crazy if you did.
Take the ball. Write it down Alex, so that you
can show everyone you could. It'll do that.
Option A Oak, B Pine, C Birch orDA Maple.

(08:17):
Really. It's one of those.
What are those are all like, those are all like the trees.
Like if you're like trees, you're like, Oh yeah, those are
like the. That's what you think of when
you. Think those are the trees,
that's what. You think of when you think of
trees, huh? Oak.
Maple. Birch and.

(08:38):
Pine what? I think I've heard of a cork
Maple before maybe, so I'll say that.
That is incorrect. No, okay.
Oh. Fuck, I didn't think I did
Maple. Syrup lied to me.
Yeah, we already use Maple for other things.
They have too much liquid in theMaple.

(08:58):
Too much juice. But what happens when you drain
all the juice? It's sponge juice.
Oh yeah, I wouldn't. Be like.
Sticky. For some reason I thought Cork
was like its own thing. Like Cork?
This is a challenge he's cappingon the cork.
He's Cap Bro's cabinet. He's capping on the.
Cork on the cork I would never, John answered.
John, you have. To say that I didn't know that

(09:19):
Mister Chase went. Patiently, I'm trying to like
put myself in Europe where I know that they make a lot of
cork Birch. Well, that's not it.
No, sorry, Birch is. All right, so my options are oak
and pine. Or cork, That's right.

(09:39):
Just say Cork. Just say.
Cork. I feel like oak is used as like
a hardwood. I don't know what does it have.
I mean, but like white pine is used as a hardwood.
So I'm just I'm just a crazy. I'm just going to say one of the
two. I'm going to do it.
That's valid. That's.
Nice to be insane, the two options, yeah.
I'm going to say Pine final answer.

(10:01):
I'm sorry, Logan. That was good.
I don't even believe you food, but I'm.
Sure it's not just. Pork.
I just doubled it. The check.
The pork check. Cork, cork, oak, coral.
I'll be double checking Ethan's.That's a good.
Idea Cork. I wrote them.

(10:21):
All I wrote. Them all, Yeah, I wrote.
Them. Down after the.
AI gave it to me. Copy paste it actually.
I scribed them like a just for the record.
Here is here is what I wrote down five.
I thought it was 5 you. Thought it was 5.
Yeah. I.
Don't think that was it. Why did you?
Think that was an option? All righty.

(10:42):
Well, that's good defense from Ethan and we'll see if anyone
can score off of John Bone Dry. Gone.
Right, OK. That's unfortunate.
So I I panicked yesterday. I spent a lot of time trying to
think of a topic and like blank.For their centuries again.
So no, no, no, no, no. So I it came to me in a vision

(11:03):
as I was scrolling through X, the everything app.
What if the grink was there? So I wrote about.
I wrote about Doctor. Seuss.
So the grink feature, all right,we're not going to start.
Like it's a thing. You don't.
It's a thing, guys. The Greek is.
I don't know my doctor Seuss. You know my sister right now and
be like but was the was the because she would.

(11:24):
Was the grink there? So the Greek is here, the grink
is here. So we're not going to start with
the grink though. We're going to start instead
with the Cat in the Hat. So in The Cat in the Hat, the
mischievous cat introduces Thingone and Thing two to the
children and they get into all sorts of wacky trouble.
How does he first present thing one and thing 2?
Like how do they first get into the house?

(11:44):
Any 3 point attempts. I think he takes the rib from
thing One breeze breeze. Beautiful.
But where does thing one come from?
Reverend suits, there you go. There you go.
Stops the thing one out of the dust of yours and ham the

(12:07):
forbidden fruit anyway, so here are your.
Answer Greg needs them. Here are your answer choices.
A The cat pulls them out of his hat.
B. He opens a mysterious red box.
C. He magically makes them appear
with a rhyme. Yes, Aiden, what do you got?
I remember the magic red box. That'd be.

(12:28):
Correct. He definitely bring in a a big
red box from outside and it opens and there's.
Two, I can rotate that big red box so.
Since we all remembered that 3D all get.
Points 3 DI think Logan's right since everybody remembered that.
According to the rules of basketball, the 1st.
Person who buzzes in gets the points.
Oh, but Alec, if you look at subsection C but the if if

(12:51):
everyone remembered. That actually, I remembered it.
I did too. You know.
Also as well. I don't know if it's been clear
lately, but I am a buzzer Stan. I will.
I will die by the buzzer. Bringing her to the chaos.
Good job Aiden. Two points, his foot was on the

(13:13):
line. It's a good job thing too.
Amount of points. Logan, did you write about balls
again? I I really considered it.
No, please. I did not My my strategy for
coming up with a topic for questions is very dissimilar
from John's. I was, I was cooking dinner
earlier and I was like, I shouldprobably write my questions.

(13:35):
What's it going to be about whenI looked down?
I was like cooking. I was making a fat, juicy steak.
I was like bovine, bovine. I love it from the steak.
He zoomed in and then thought ofa time when that steak was a
lot. Zoomed in on a.
Cellular level and found more cows.

(13:55):
Yeah, your mind is crazy. So beautiful.
Take a look inside my dark and twisted mind.
Just get the bubble with the bike.
Question One Bovine Trivia What is the term for a young bovine

(14:16):
that has been recently weaned but not yet fully grown?
Someone's got to know this. Come on guys.
Is it a a calf, BA heifer, CA steer or DA yearling?
What? The hell?
We have a buzz from John. I like yearling, Logan.

(14:36):
Yearling feels like something. Yeah, it's something.
Yeah, that's the correct. Answer.
OK, cool. No, that's the correct.
Answer. Alright, what?
I've never heard of that in my life.
He dunked that man. He just dunked that that.
Seems like a good defense. Can you tell me what the other
ones are 'cause I I wrote? Down a calf is even younger, so
it doesn't have to be. Not yet Weaned.
It hasn't been. Not yet weaned.

(14:58):
Never. Yofer is a young female before
it gives birth, and then a Steeris a castrated male.
The Judas steer. I knew this.
I knew. This.
That must suck. Hey, I'm sorry, I.
Must do it bro. Did you do it?
But one of one of my brothers. Hey Aiden, could you please

(15:20):
apologize to all castrated bulls?
Really quick for us. Just on behalf of him.
He was. Hey, all you steers out there,
it's me, Aiden. I'm so sorry, that sucks.
OK, it feels like we're being actually a little bit like
condescending towards these steers.
Oh OK, good thing they don't listen to the podcast.
As far as I was out there. Really limiting our audience

(15:43):
there, Aiden. Poor one out for the Bulls nuts.
Maybe. Yeah, and that brings us to the
end of the. First quarter with that solemn
moment of silence through, thinkabout.
Said. Think about some Prairie racers
out there, y'all? Logan is in dead last zero and

(16:05):
the rest of you are tied. With two.
So it's a tight race, very. Tight separate.
Basketball. That's not even the way to back
up. So basketball, basketball
charge. Aiden, I think this is a great

(16:27):
time for another question about whatever your topic was, because
I forgot the. Final Four teams, Alex.
So we talked about Auburn, the color that they refused to use.
Now we're on the next of our Final Four teams, the Florida
Gators. This team has the fiercest
mascot by far as modern alligators are actually one of
the most closely descended relatives to dinosaurs.

(16:50):
In which geologic era were alligators or their direct
relatives the. Largest.
Were they the largest? And the earth is frozen.
The idiot cards that life in motion for the Cambrian
explosion. We the people.
OK, I'm gonna just go ahead and do it.

(17:13):
The Triassic. Peers.
Jurassic period, C though Cretaceous period or D the
Cenozoic era, which is what we're in right now.
Logan Bogan. I'm going Cretaceous because I
think I remember that one was the hottest, but maybe also not.

(17:35):
The kit was the hottest and you are correct.
Let's go. He's.
Heating up I don't, actually. Have heat.
But you're heating up. The largest crocodilian, which
is like that family ever found was the Sarkuchus Imperator,
which was during the Cretaceous period.
It was estimated to be 40 feet long and 8 tons in weight.

(17:58):
In comparison, the largest American alligator ever found
was 14 feet long and only 1000 lbs.
So it's a big ass Gator. Call her.
Sorry, the way her cooch is Imperator, that doesn't work.
Say it again. Didn't work.
Say it again. That didn't work.
I wanted but I had to maintain the.
Integrity of the name I couldn'tgo to.

(18:19):
Imperative Sarkochus. Sarkochus.
I pronounce that rock. The market.
Madness. Sarkochi.
Term. Term Charcuterie.
Board. With that we now have a triple,
and by triple I mean quadruple time.
Wow. That was huge, Logan.
I'm so proud. That was.
Huge, but not as huge. As just as huge as trivia

(18:42):
question. Not as huge as Ethan What?
Oh. Wood. 963 separate measurements.
Not as hey, who likes wood? Anybody.
Any any wood? Bands in the audience.
Let's go. All right, next question, What

(19:05):
is the hardest natural wood on it says in the world, but I'm
just going to say on this list, wait.
You got to give him a chance fora three pointer though.
OK. Go any 33 pointers.

(19:25):
Not a chance in hell I'm. Thinking Do you have a
scientific name? What?
I think so. I've never seen it.
I've never seen it. So a Teakwood, B Oakwood back

(19:46):
for a comeback. Don't call it a comeback.
C Australian bloke, not like a guy, not like an Australian
bloke. Australian bloke.
Your average Australian bloke and then?
What's this? Australian.
Is mahogany. Oh, cuz it rhymes.

(20:07):
Yep, that's why I did it. The buzzes say that John is in.
First, Yeah, let's talk about that Australian guy.
Tell me about that Australian guy.
You like the Australian Buloque?Sure.
That's right. OK, how do you how?
Do you? Spell the word after Australian.
It's BUL OK E Buloke. Buloke.

(20:31):
Buloke Bukaki. That's right.
Whoa. Partest in the.
World. It's not against in the world,
yeah, give me. Give me.
Whoa, whoa, TMR. OK, John, you're on.
It's your turn. I'm not on anything.

(20:53):
All right, talk. Speaking of trees in The Lorax,
the once there's greed leads to the the destruction of the
trecular trees, driving away allthe different animals that
depend on them and the ecosystem.
Which of the following groups ofanimals is forced to leave
first? Anybody know their Lorax by
heart? All right, good thing I have
some options for you. I that's good.

(21:15):
I have not seen the. Movie.
The only thing I know about The Lorax movie is the little kid
that wiggles his butt. Yeah, there you go.
Let it, let it. That's a man.
That is a fellow man. That's a man.
That's that's a man. That's a businessman, Logan.
That's the man who built our country.
God. Damn it, guys.
All right, here's your options. A the Sneetches, B the humming

(21:39):
Fish, C the Barbalutes, and D the Swami Swans.
Ethan. I'm just thinking about which
one I would force out first, sorry.
From the perspective of the monster, where where are we?
Going from here from. From the perspective of the
monster, of course. Get those barbalutes out of
here. Ethan, that is absolutely.

(22:01):
Correct, it's awesome. It's not at all intuitive
instance. They they get ejected and then
the Swami Swans and then the tummy fish and then the the
snitches aren't even from this book, so they're.
From guys John, the team is in shambles.
They ejected the snitches. The Barba loots have entered the

(22:23):
transfer portal. I think this is.
Logan's questions cow time. It's cow time.
My question for you all is what breed of cattle is known for its
distinctive Longhorns? Is it?

(22:45):
A You have a buzz in from Aiden for a three-point.
Show no way he goes a Longhorn. It.
Was about to say Longhorn. Is that right?
Logan is that, is that what you said, Ethan?
That's my 3 point shot. Logan Longhorn it.
Was a who buzzed in Aiden? Aiden it is.
It is the Longhorn. Absolutely electric.

(23:17):
I'm in shambles. I'm in shambles right back.
Instant reflex making a steak. I thought, I have a great idea.
What if I just ask all right at the buffer for halftime?

(23:42):
Logan asks. What?
Is the cow with long Lords? Aiden says.
Long Lords. That's worth 3 points and three
is 1/2. Foot shot.
Aiden is now at 5, Ethan and John are at four and Logan is at
2. Everyone.
'S on the board still anyone's game but first you guys got to

(24:03):
go to the locker room and you have to take a shower I.
Will. I will be keeping track.
You have to give a shot. On camera.
Go and while. They're doing that.
We will go to our audience question.
Halftime show Welcome back to the Bus 1 Halftime show.

(24:24):
I'm here solo today as my Co host Rich has come down with a
bout of food poisoning. Get well soon Rich.
Now, things out there on the court are getting heated as we
near the end of our Final Four matchup.
Speaking of the Final four, it'stime to reveal the answer to
last week's audience question. We asked who knew the final Four
teams that made it to the final four of the women's tournament?

(24:47):
Well, despite some decent guesses, we unfortunately did
not get a correct answer last week.
So no points this time. Let's see who can redeem the
audience's integrity with this week's audience question.
March Madness is all about thrilling finishes, the most
thrilling being overtime. In NCAA college basketball.

(25:08):
If there is a tie at the end of regulation, a 5 minute overtime
period is played. If there is still a tie at the
end of that overtime period, another overtime period is
played. This could theoretically go on
indefinitely, but what is the record for most overtimes that
have occurred in an NCAA basketball game?

(25:29):
Again, what is the record for most overtimes in NCAA
basketball history? Closest wins on this one.
So ride in with those guesses for a chance at earning a point.
And while you're at it, leave a like a comment or a five star
review in your podcast player tobecome an elite MVPL Most
Valuable podcast listener. Well, that about does it for the

(25:51):
final halftime show of the season.
Let's get back to the San Antonio Final Four finale, only
on Bus 1 Trivia. Wait, His his water.
Actually, here's water. Oh, we were supposed to, Aidan.

(26:12):
Comes back in a towel. Do you guys hear that, Nathan?
You still got to go. That was refreshing.
OK, everyone's looking so clean and, and John, you look 66 now.
Thank you very. Simple.
Wow. Sexy.

(26:32):
You look sexy, maybe a little bit because.
You're so. What?
All right, anyway. It is the third.
Quarter and 80 has another question about the final. 4 Did
we do all right? The score update.
Score. Update again even though I just
did what? Aiden has five, yeah, Easton has
four, John has four and Logan has 2.

(26:56):
Those two busy reeling from Logan's Longhorn.
Longhorn crazy. Oh, would you look at that.
I thought it would trick you. Kelton Sampson.
Is that Houston up next, I think?
We're going to have a problem. This popular phrase became
synonymous with unexpected disasters, not unlike what

(27:17):
happened with that school's recent game against Purdue.
Rest in peace. But the question is, what NASA
mission did the phrase Houston be have a problem?
Buzzing from bogan. Bogan.
That would be Apollo 13. Logan, that is correct.
That's a three quarter baby. Yeah, it's actually a misquote

(27:40):
of Houston. We've had a problem here, but
that doesn't roll off the top. So let's talk.
We shortened it to Houston. We have a.
Problem and Tom Hanks said it. And Tom Hanks, he does say that.
I've heard that Houston. Did he say that?

(28:00):
Sully, is that what you think? Tom Hanks sounds like Buzz.
We got a problem. You are a toy.
Or a toy. OK, that one was OK maybe.
And the Oscar goes to Tom Hanks.Tom.

(28:20):
Oscar goes to Tom Hanks, but three points go to Logan.
Nice job, Logan. To seamlessly lead into a
question from Ethan about wood. Go ahead, Ethan Wood.
Yeah. Wouldn't you know which part of
a tree is responsible for transporting water from the

(28:43):
roots to the leaves? I sure hope so.
Any any three points. I'll tell me.
What? Part of the tree give.
Me some options and I'll let youknow.
The trunk. Of the of the.

(29:03):
Things on the list, the tree part yeah, give me give me the
things I. Don't know what's on the list
it's it's for sciency names. We'll say the sciency names.
OK, sciency Name number A phlegmPHLOE.
Fulham, but OK. Fulham Fulham B Cambium CA MB

(29:28):
IUM. The cambium explosion.
C Xylem, Xylem or D bark BARK. All right.
I'm going to say the the first one, the flim.

(29:51):
I'm not confident with my pronunciation either.
Flim, that's not my unfortunately.
I'd say. Transport something, it's just
not water. I am, I don't know, 98% sure
it's not the bark. That's what I'm.
Going to say what? How many parts of a tree are
there? There's a lot.

(30:13):
So both of those things, the trunk, all of the rest of the
things are in the trunk. Yeah, wouldn't it be?
Crazy the. Science names.
The only real part of a tree wasbark.
That'd be great. I'm going with the Xylem.
Xylem sounds like it'd be in thetrunk.
Maybe Xylem is going to say. There you go.

(30:34):
No. It's correct that is
responsible. Yeah, that is responsible.
Is that the? Transporting water.
For water, is that the trunk? Job low ball.
Is the vertical capillaries in the trunk?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very nice, but not the bark.
But for anyone who's curious, it's Flow Em.
Flow em. Whoa, I was close.

(30:55):
I was. Close.
What is the flow EM transport Alec?
It conducts sugars and other metabolic products downward from
the leaves. So it goes the does it.
The opposite way. OK, I was torn between those two
because I knew both transported something but I don't study
that. The woman, the law.
The the long way. All right.

(31:16):
Well. Well, well, well, well.
Well, it's and the grink is here.
Yes, there we go. Finally, so John said this one
in rhyme. I I do have a small portion that
rhymes, but it's the answer choices.
So the Grinch steals Christmas from the who's down in Whoville,

(31:36):
swiping every last bit of holiday cheer.
After he takes all the presents,decorations, and food, he steals
all but the tiniest bit of food.What tiny leftover does he
forget? He's not.
The roast beast he forget. Yep, he he leaves something
behind. Come on, you guys.
What you got? No.
No, you don't want to. I didn't mean to.
I'll, I'll be kind. Cool, he didn't mean.

(31:58):
To foul. Answer to no guesses right?
He didn't mean it. Pretty unintentional.
All right, So a a single P from The Who feast BA crumb too small
for a mouse. CA drip dropping from Bogan
Logan. I was gonna say P for a
three-point shot, and then you said P immediately, so I'm going
to say I'm going to say P. It's not.

(32:18):
P No air balls so. May I continue?
No, P that wasn't an air. Ball, so we got BA crumb too
small for a mouse CA drip drop of soup that's sloshed from a
spoon or DA cracker that rolled Neath the light of the moon.
Aiden. What you got, Aiden?
Well, I thought he didn't even leave a crumb too small for a

(32:41):
mouse. Yeah.
So I'm going to say. Challenge.
Yeah, I'm going to challenge John.
I'm going to say the crumb that maybe in the book he left the
crumb, but in the animated shorthe goes back down to get it
again and it's. Amazing in the mouse the.
Anime. In the anime.
Is that your answer? That is my answer.

(33:03):
All right, in my research, Alec,I might need you to double check
me here in my in my research, the a crumb is correct.
He leaves behind just a crumb too small for a mouse which
like. The one speck of food that he
left in the house was a crumb that was even too small for a
mouse. Okay cool, but the anime the
plot differs in the. Anime, which is the anime is not
Canon. It's also not.

(33:24):
The Jim. Carrey version is is cannon.
The Jim Carrey 1 is animate. That's true.
I. First and only live.
Avatar the last Andy Bear. Maybe not really animated, but
the Jim Carrey. Great.
Absolutely, yeah. Grandfather.
Was it made in Japan? Just enough of a percent to make

(33:46):
it Adam? Yeah, exactly enough.
Two points to Aiden for knowing about crumbs.
Crumbs. They call me the crumbs.
Knows about crumbs, Logan. Crumbs of cow steak.
Crumbs. Of cow you'd be dicking what?

(34:06):
What would I be doing guys? Guys.
Let's give them another chance. Guys.
I don't know. Alec, let's give him another
chance. That's gonna call that. 1.
Thing I can. Show I don't think my brain will
work I don't think I can say it speaking about a crumb from a

(34:29):
cookie the cookies go in milk Dick so.
You dip, you dip the cookie in the milk.
Where does the milk come from? From what dairy breed of bovine

(34:51):
is known for producing the most milk?
Whoa, whoa. Is it a the Jersey breed, B the
Holstein's breed, C the Guernseybreed, or D the Swiss breed?
I'm going to say long. Ethan's first. 3 point attempt,
Longhorn. Logan I went to a farm when I

(35:15):
was a wee young lad and I remember a couple of those
terms. One of them was Jersey, so I'm
going to go Jersey. That would that would have been
great for basketball, but it is not.
It was. Damn.
In the alternate timeline where that was real.
Yeah, John. Yeah, I mean, I know Jersey, and
this is I'm going back to geography, which isn't helping

(35:37):
me too much, but Jersey and Guernsey are both islands and
like under the British Commonwealth control, they're
both very small. I don't think that their cows
would have widespread appeal. So I'm going to say Holstein.
That's correct. Thank you.
No way. No way.
Loves cows. He's a big.
Cow guy. Wooden cows, baby.

(35:57):
That was good. I was good.
I. Told you, Justin, something wet.
Turns out it's with. Milk.
Milk is like the. Classic like black and white
spotted cow. Yeah.
Can I call timeout? I have a joke.
Timeout. You get 4 timeouts to tell a
joke. What do you call it when you're
in milk up to here? What do you call it when you're

(36:20):
in? Pasture.
What do you and now I'm going totake a time now what do you call
a cow with no legs? Don't do it.
Don't do it. Ground.
Beef chicken to the moon. Ground beef.
What do you call a? Beef chicken to the moon.
What? Do you call a cow on my shirt
with two legs? Lean beef.
There you go, that's all the cowjokes.
Right now 4 legs. Cow.

(36:42):
Nice. We've got one last quarter in
March Madness 2025 and it's a tight race.
Folks. Oh no.
At the bottom we have Ethan withfour points.
Close, close, ahead, close. Bottom is John with six.
And then Aiden Logan are tied atthe top with 7.

(37:03):
Alec is tight. Alec, have you?
Thought about how these games aren't played in quarters though
in in March Madness. Hey, this could be the.
For women, the NBA. But what if it was sort of a
thing? But what if it was?
For women. And I do have overtime questions
in case we have a tie in the fourth quarter, OK, as

(37:23):
tiebreakers. So let's see if it comes to that
with fourth quarter, Aiden's first.
Question. All right.
Well, John talking about random English things kind of leads
into this. And Jersey, in fact, because
last up in our highest ranked team of the Final Four is Duke.
Much like the lofty status of the school, a Duke is one of the

(37:44):
highest noble titles, ranking only below monarchs, and is
therefore in command of all of the lesser nobles.
Which noble title is directly below a Duke?
I know we want to. I know a lot of.
Them we want. To three it up I.
Don't know any of these. I want you to say it and then
I'll be like, yeah. Hey, Marquis B Earl, C Viscount

(38:10):
or D Baron Ethan. Was from Ethan.
Aiden yes, I would like to go with.
One second, let me cook, let me.Remember your answer choices.
Really quick, don't make me calldouble dribble.
Earl. D Duke of Earl.
Earl is in. Oh, I know.

(38:30):
What? It is of sandwich.
OK, John. Yeah, I'm going to say Viscount.
John Viscount is also incorrect.Stuff.
Logan, 5050. Between Baron and what?
Marquis, it's not I've. Heard of a Baron before?
Defending. I have not heard of a Marquis.
I'm pretty sure it's a marquee. Well.

(38:52):
It's I think the English like it.
Sounds stupid like. The like the.
English Marquis de Sofia. Is the Marquis or the Marquis de
Sod? Yeah.
Yeah. But in in Britain it is a
Marquis because they don't know how to.
Pronounce that sounds. Alec, check that.
Alec, check that. Yeah.
How? Do you think sounds very French?
Where? Do you think William the
Conqueror came from Logan do? You think it's a Marquis or a

(39:14):
barrel, Logan? It's spelled Marquess.
I'm going to go, I'm going to goMarquis.
But I, I'm, I'm my heart, says Baron.
So I'm but I'm going to go Marquis.
Logan Marquis is correct. Never listen to your heart that
that was actually in order. So it goes, Duke, Marquis, Earl,
Viscount, Baron, and then above Duke is like the Grand Duke and

(39:38):
Duchess, the the, you know, Princess.
Princess, I thought you said it was right below the monarchy.
Well, the monarch can be is Grand Duke.
Where are you pulling? Grand can be a king.
It could be an errors. Interesting Sing.
On Anarchy. Grand Duke can be a monarch you.
Could have told me anything and I would have believed you.
Yeah. But that's.
It is Duke really named after Duke like the Thing?

(40:00):
Though no, it's definitely not but.
Stand after Stevie Wonder, no? Duke School.
Named. Why?
Probably some guy named Duke. Probably like a cute dog.
It's a guy named Duke Borre. Loser.
Oh right. Well, Logan scores 2 points on
that one. He's in the lead, but we've got
three more questions. Ethan, what's the last wood

(40:23):
question you got? Wouldn't you like, Oh, I already
used that one, never mind. I didn't hear it last.
Time I. Would like to know.
Oh well, this last question is what is the term for wood that
comes from trees that lose theirleaves annually?
The wood that comes from trees that cruise their leaves

(40:44):
annually. That's right for.
The wood that comes from trees. Right.
I think I know the the other one.
You know the other wood? The other wood.
Buzz from John, a three-point shot.
What's deciduous? Tell me about deciduous.
I love the I love the idea, but I'm I'm looking specifically
for. Wood.
Yeah, I would be mad about that if that was.

(41:05):
I would be curious. I'm.
I'm not happy. Get them out of there.
Take his points away. -1 point for humiliation.
John Cool. But it's OK.
A soft wood. B hardwood, nice C Evergreen
wood. D Seasonal Wood.

(41:27):
I'm going to rip your. Arms off some of the blindest.
Names I was not. Seasonal Wood.
Longhorn. Either it's either B or D.
The. Seasonal is the obvious one that
I really don't. Just go.
But you gotta. You gotta go.
Strategy. Longhorn.
Longhorn. Pick the Longhorn answer Logan.

(41:49):
This isn't This is so frustrating cause Aiden gets
gets it if I get it wrong. Maybe it's Evergreen, You know,
the complete opposite of what itis.
Yeah, it's like a Greenland Iceland.
Situation. The Vikings really stucked on us
with that one. I'm gonna go hardwood.
Hardwood. Yeah.
Doesn't cork come from an oak? That is.

(42:10):
Korok. Correct, don't.
Say this. Seasonal wood?
You're telling me cork is hardwood?
I'm telling you oaks are hard. He's telling you oaks are hard.
Did you tell me that cork come from oak?
Well, there's like different, there's different kinds of oaks,
right? Cork isn't it's a cork oak,
right? Cork Oak.
Does not lose its leaves, It's. Cork wood.

(42:32):
Well, I have not. Yeah, really.
It's a hardwood is like oak, Maple, typically deciduous wood.
That's the last one. Thank you.
Question Logan has surged ahead a bit, but if Aiden is able to
get these next two, he still hasa chance to send it into.
Overtime, we'll see. Sadly, I'm not helping Aiden

(42:55):
here. So when Doctor Seuss's on Beyond
Zebra, Doctor Seuss introduces readers to an extended alphabet
going beyond the traditional 26 letters.
What is the name of the very first new letter that appears
after Z? I've read this book before.
Second Z. How do you invent new letters
without using previous letters? As follows.

(43:17):
You ready a the the letter wouldbe Yaz as in Yazamataz.
Your next choice. Your next choice is wum as in
Wumbus, followed by umm as in Umbus and then finally Flube as
in Flube. Boober Bab, boober bubs.
That's awesome. That's so.
Crazy. We got Ethan.

(43:38):
What you got bud? Yas Yas in Yasmataz is correct.
Yeah, let's. Go wow it.
Spoils it. Yeah, there are.
There are a lot of. There are a lot.
Of good letters in that's. A good look there's that's
awesome. There's feeling.
Like, there's mad, there's mad, there's spaz, there's, there's

(44:02):
all sorts of different words. Yeah, well.
I read that one. Can you draw Yaz as in Yazimataz
for me? Alec actually, if you search Yaz
as in Yazimataz, you should be able to like pull up the the
picture. It's a, it's like a weird big
guy. It's like a big guy.
He's got hair. Yeah.
It's not. It's a letter.
It's a guy. Well, it's a guy.

(44:23):
But. The Yas is a guy.
Yas is like AY with two Z's on it.
Oh so. We're just kind of slamming.
It's like how we got W but worse.
Wait, you can. Chill, that's true, chill with
the Yas and it's just a guy. Yeah.
Well, it's the Yasamatas. OK, now pull up the blue Boober.
Bad boober bubs. Nope, we're done with that.

(44:45):
Logan's got. One more question to ask you
guys. Wow.
And we're bringing it back around to basketball for this
one. But still cow cow themed.
Longhorn. OK.
So what is the name of the famous bull that serves as the
mascot for the Chicago Bulls? Is it a Longhorn?
Dogs. Jordan.
Sorry, Jordan. Jordan.

(45:10):
Is it a red Thunderhoof B's awesome Benny the Bowl, C
charging Charlie or D El Toro Max?
Wow, those are they're all really nice.
That's. Really.
Good, I'm. Going to go with charging
Charlie Logan. That is incorrect.

(45:31):
That's OK. Charging.
But Charlie. But equally.
Good. Yeah, there should be a bowl
named Charging Charlie. We got to get Charging Charlie
out here. That needs to be a player on
the. Charles Barkley.
I think it's red Thunder hooves.It is not red Thunder.
All. Right.

(45:53):
I was gone on that one. Big way to Ethan.
What are the last two Logan? The last two are Benny the Bull,
No way. And it's got El Toro Max.
It's. El Toro Max is too good.
We don't. We don't we.
Speak English around these parts.
It's it's got to be boring. Benny.
Hey, buddy, the bull buddy. Hey.

(46:16):
Buddy, the fans, the fans up going Benny, I gotta go.
Benny. It is Benny.
It's Benny the Bull. You need to start naming bulls
in your free time. I know I was really proud of
those. Better than Benny, honestly.
I thought Benny the Bull was fake because I'm pretty sure
that's the name of the bull and Dora the Explorer.
It is. It is.
Isn't it because the stock market?

(46:38):
What? That's right, because isn't that
why they're called the? Bulls.
It's Benny the Bull market. Why?
It's the bull bull. Bull is the one from Northeast.
Sport. That's awesome.
I don't think that's crazy, right?
I'm gonna have to check that I. Thought there was a bull in the
like Chicago Stock Exchange. Bull in a China shop.
There is, there is, and everybody.

(47:00):
You can't. Work around it.
You got to work and. Everyone said he could never
play basketball, but then he did.
You do not want to be there during a bear market.
Well, that's. When anyways.
Our bear named Red Thunder, who as.

(47:20):
The plug takes to a. Close Ethan scores one final
layup to set himself into secondplace.
Definitive winner of this year'sMarch Madness tourney is Logan
with 11 points. How does it be able to win the
final? I'm going to Disneyland Disney.

(47:42):
World. Disney World.
We don't have the new world. And just for the record, Ethan
came in second with eight, Aidengot 7 and John?
Not not where I would have came.But both of them.
That's not where I would have. What?
Hey, guys. Now we all have to line up and
shake hands all nice and all, right, Go ahead and do that.
Good game, good game. Good game, good game.

(48:05):
Slap each other's butts. Now that the.
Game's over. Are any of you going into the
transfer? Portal.

(48:26):
No, I'm retired with the. I'm sticking with my team.
I'm transferring. To.
A trivia. Podcast, whatever you're
transferring to another podcast.Got to go replace Oscar Clough
wherever the hell he came from. I'm jumping.
Over to what podcast? I'm jumping over to a.

(48:46):
Little I'm jumping over. To Drunk History for sure.
You don't want to be on. The show Rogan Experience.
That would actually be hilarious.
What if this was the show? Joe, This is Joe Logan.
Let's go. All.
Right. Logan, do you want to start a
spin off podcast where I'm Joe and you're Logan?
And then we had. We had.
We. Had.
Someone named Joe that's been onthe box.

(49:08):
Yeah, he's. He's in a different Logan.
He's heart. He's in like he's, he's hard.
To hey, watch what you say about.
He's hard. He's hard to get.
He's hard. To just legally change your
name. He's so in.
Demand. I feel like the first 2 letters
of my name count for something. Right.
The John Jerk, the Joe Logan. Just be JOH.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. Joe Joe.

(49:28):
Yeah, the Joe. Joe Yeah.
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