141 - Ye Olde Coach One

After a time vortex mishap, Alec, Cameron, and Cooper find themselves in the coach of the eccentric Bustopher Bustington III. Can they appease him with trivia knowledge accurate to the era... whatever era it may be (he won't tell us)? Welcome aboard Ye Olde Coach One!

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
How do celestial bodies move through the sky?
Multiple choice? Is it a They are each carried
Cooper. Invisible strings.
I I don't believe it is invisible strings, Cooper that
that's quite preposterous if youask me.
Answer A. They are each carried on the
back of a giant tortoise flight.Welcome aboard, Bus One.

(00:28):
We were on our way to Prague in Czech Republic, but we're
heading straight for a time vortex and there's nothing we
can do about it. Time.
Vortex. We're jumping right into the
thick of the plot here. In media Res.
Why hello there, strange folk, old Aiden.

(00:52):
My name is Buster for Bustingtonthe Third, and I am but a simple
coach driver, like my father andhis father before him.
But unlike them, I am also a manof science.
So instead of Fair, I merely askthat if you ride upon my coach,
you share some knowledge. Now you looks like some strange

(01:14):
folk. Where are you from?
I'm from bus the bus timeline. I I'm sorry, I don't know what
that is. Is that a pun on my name?
What's your name? Busta for Bustington the third.
And you and do you like to shareknowledge on your carriage that
you? Drive my coach Do.

(01:37):
People call you busty by chance?No, that's far too informal.
Is this a horse? Drawn code.
Why? Well, hey there, Buster Fur.
My name is Cameron. Yeah.
My name is Alex. Sorry.
I didn't realize he asked us. I didn't.
Yet. But we were gonna get to
introductions. Nice.
Nice to meet you. My name is Cooper.

(02:00):
Are we nice to meet you, Cameron, Alec and Cooper.
Are we agreed on these terms? You may ride upon my coach.
I'm headed to Prague. What are the terms?
The terms is like the. Cash.
I do not charge. Fair.
Am I in the cash cap right now? But instead you must share
knowledge. Yes, that sounds great.

(02:20):
So if. We're agreed on these terms.
Welcome aboard ye old coach one.We are embarking on a grand
voyage to Prague in the Holy Roman Empire and we has to many
hours to dispatch. Allow us to partake in some
trivia. Now, we've already gotten
introductions out of the way, but before we begin, there are a

(02:43):
few rules to keep the structure of the question asking and
answering. This is what the kids are
calling a mini trim. So there are 10 total questions
split into two levels. The first five questions will
grant you 2 points, and the next5 will grant you three points.

(03:05):
So they're a little more. Yeah.
The I have a small bell for eachof you here.
Thank you. This go ahead and ring this
little bell when you think you know the answer.
And that's how we will determinethe order.
And I wish I had a real bell next.
Well, I shan't lie to you so youcan be sure that every question

(03:28):
in this journey has an answer that I believe to be true.
So you you has not had to challenge me at any point during
our ride together. It's weird that you would think
we would do that, Buster, but. You'd be surprised how many
ruffians I get on here. Anyway, no consulting ancient

(03:49):
lore or forbidden texts. I wanted straight from the Dome
on this one and finally the mostpoints will win a grand prize.
And that is the opposite of thisdashing new game I played called
golf. I went back to Scotland and they
offered me to to Caddy, they called it and I got the point

(04:13):
Buster, I'm from Gloucestershire.
I'm sorry, did you? Ask us where we're from, just so
you could say your gosh to share.
I didn't write that down. That's off the Dome as the kids
go. What do?
You mean it's all? This is off the Dome today.

(04:33):
Yeah, but right now we're in thethe Holy Roman countryside
because we have to go to the capital of Prague for reasons.
What year is it? Yeah, yeah.
Why? It's a year, our Lord.
Of course, the year. Hey Buster, why are we excuse?

(04:53):
Me it's Bustafer whatever. Like Christopher but with a
boss, but with. Christopher, but with a boss.
I come from a long line of coachdrivers and I'm putting a new
spin on it with trivia. Buster, what's the latest or
Bustafer? Earth is round Bustafer.
What's the latest war that was spawned?
These are some weird questions. Let's get into my questions.

(05:16):
No serious round one. OK, question one.
First things first, I can't haveany passengers carrying the
plague or some other miasma withthem, so we must check if your
humors are balanced. You all seem quite cheerful, one
might say suspiciously so. Which of the humors may ye have

(05:39):
excess of this? Is open-ended question.
Well there are 4, so I guess it's multiple choice as long as.
You know the four. But you should know it's the
four humors, of course. Common Science.
Bile. Well, there are two biles.
Black bile. I'm sorry, Cooper, that is

(06:01):
incorrect, Alec. How about yellow bile?
It's not yellow bile either. Wow.
You are not medically educated are you?
No. And if I were to list the other
two humors, they would be. I know blood is one of them.
I was going to say blood. That is correct Cameron.

(06:21):
Blood too much blood makes you too sanguine.
Blood you have too much blood too sanguine.
Yellow bile, it makes you aggressive.
Black bile is more of a melancholy and phlegm is the the
last one which is more reserved and internal.
Not a bad problem to have to have too much blood.
He has high blood pressure. What does that mean?

(06:43):
Nothing you'll find out in the couple century.
He's too silly. Oh, he has too much of the
humour of blood. Well worry not strange friends,
because question 2. We can purge your body of excess
humours as long as we get a professional.
Who do we need to call in order to perform a blood letting to
remove the humours? Alec A Barber.

(07:05):
I'm I'm shocked that is correct.What?
You call up barbers, so special surgeon barbers have been
trained to perform these important medical procedures.
In fact, that's where the stripes on the barboured pole
originate. What?
Is that where the show? Like 5 years.
Comes from. That's what Doctor Barber from

(07:29):
Flapjack. That's why he's like that.
What is this flapjack? Flapjack Oh, can we talk about
how? Uncomfortable that show.
This is crazy flap to Jack. Fun fact, Jack.
Lappington. The reason that those those
barbers got that idea is becausewomen purge their bodies of the
humour of blood quite often. They seem to be doing all right

(07:51):
for themselves. Is that why?
Is that? Why?
We think that the menstrual cycle, yeah, that's why they
thought that. Wait, I'm sorry we thought that.
Excuse me, I'm. A man of science.
You see, you see, I am a man of science.
But question three. While a Barber performing

(08:13):
bloodletting is a quick and easyfix to rebalance your humerus,
I've heard those alchemists in Prague are right on top of a
grand discovery that will changescience and medicine forever.
What miracle cure can a master alchemist create using the
Philosopher's Stone open and camera?

(08:35):
Miracle cure. They can bring people back from
the dead. We're.
Making a mortal that's I'll giveit to you.
You're just under right under the wire on that one, but it is
the ellipse of. Life.
Hey, what's a wire? What's a wire Buster?

(08:56):
Under the wire, it's like, I'm I'm sorry, do you don't have
wire where you come from? It is, it is but small metal
twine, similarly flexible, yet 10 times stronger, ductal,
exceptionally so exceptionally. So why you simply ask a
question? I mean, I'm kind of asking the

(09:18):
questions here, but. I need some clarification
busterfer. OK.
What is the topic of this so-called mini trip?
Well, it's the old Coach 1. The old coach one.
Knowledge, the topic that thingsBustafer knows about.
It's things I'm interested in, the gear of our Lord.
Sorry. OK, ye.
Old Cameron, you don't understand.

(09:39):
We're paying you for our fare using US.
Guessing his questions, dude. This sounds never did I say
there was some kind of themed structure.
Now that is a good idea. I might need to write that one
down for. Next time, but that's how.
Guys, we gotta be careful. We might, we might affect
something that will change the entire structure of our podcast.

(10:02):
As we I'm subscribing. Justifer, don't listen.
It's an offshoot of. Justice it was.
I've taken a good. Timeline.
We must keep it. Should we tell Busterford to buy
a certain stock You. Know Busterford right down.
In the in East Indian Trading Company, I think that's sell.
Sell. Sell that.

(10:22):
Buy crypto as just. Coin Bitcoin just.
Just write down the Krypton and.I think a will coin would be far
more useful. Just imagine if it was like
money, but instead of money having any meaning, it was all
made-up. Well, that's.
Why? I'm glad that all of our coins
are printed in silver and gold. And that but imagine that but

(10:45):
stored on the blockchain. Just remember the term blocked.
Chain A locked yes. Blocked chain yes, that could
work. I see.
You got it. It's like a fine metal twine.
It's like wait. Until you hear.
About NFT Fine metal anyway. Legends say that the elixir of
life can cure any ailment and grant eternal youth.

(11:07):
The stone can also transmute anybase metal like lead into pure
gold or silver. Astounding.
Gee. I must see this.
Those court alchemists in Pragueare quite they've said they're
on the verge of a discovery for the past.
It's been a while, so they've surely cracked it by now.
How does time work in this week period?

(11:31):
The sun rises and falls and the day has concluded.
OK, that's about the same as what I'm used.
To OK, yes. Glad to see that that's always
been like. That's the.
Center of the Universe. We get the man named.
We'll get into that. Anyway, alchemists seem to be

(11:53):
obsessed with turning lead into gold, but lead is quite a useful
metal in its own right. Why?
A man could get just as rich if he sunk his time into the lead
business instead of pouring overdusty tomes and beakers all day.
Which of the following is NOT one of our abundant uses of this
miracle metal? Lead makeup.

(12:16):
Plumbing, wine sweetening or contraceptives.
My gosh, that's a new word. I learned that one recently.
They don't educate us. Coaching.
Against those darn sceptives. Alright Cooper, you gonna
answer? My answer is sweetening wine.

(12:40):
Hello Buster. Fur Fur.
He's. Talking time stops I.
Think we, I think we've paused time.
Let's talk about the impact thisis going to have on the
timeline. So we we've now created the
first episode of the bus one more timeline.
If we kill Buster. OK, I dad Wi-Fi died be back
you're. Back.
You're back. What's Wi-Fi that's?

(13:02):
Incorrect. We actually make goblets out of
lead to make it taste sweeter because copper leads to a bitter
taste and for some reason lead just is more delicious.
Just hits different. Just hits different out of the
lead at all time. Diet Coke, it's different out of
you have Diet Coke, hold on cocaine, of course.

(13:28):
Of course, a diet means if you're on a diet, you only eat
cocaine to thin it up. It's different anyway.
Cameron, I'm going to go contraceptive Buster.
That is correct, Cameron. You'd think we would use such a
great and useful metal as a toxin.
That's absolutely preposterous. There is nothing dangerous about

(13:51):
lead whatsoever. You're so.
You guys should use it to store can.
You should when you when you putfood in jars you should use lead
instead. It's really good for the brain.
That's a great business idea. Maybe I'll need to get out of
this coach driving business, getinto lead.
Oh no, Did I affect the lead? Anyway.
Don't we start to fade away? Wait, I can do that.

(14:15):
Hold on, Wait, hold on, hold on.I can do that.
Give her no. Give her no what just happened?
He's a magic man. Guys, I don't feel so good.
Hopefully not Aiden magic. Aiden, don't lick anything made
of lead. I mean, Buster, Aiden, Busterfer
promised me you won't eat lead. We need to save Cameron.

(14:38):
I I won't. Eat the guy stabilized.
OK, he's fine. That's a strange promise, but
that will make it, and I keep that.
Felt weird. Anyway, we used up in pipes all
the time and that that white makeup that the Royals are using
these days to powder their face,that is also lead.
It's such a versatile are those the same Royals that are
marrying their sisters and brothers?

(15:00):
Who else will they marry The. Family trees.
I'm not wanting to get treated family, you know?
Love is love, so love is love. But we're still on alchemists
here for a little bit. Alchemists have mastered the
elements, and using combinationsof them, they can create any
substance. It's truly a a fantastic field.

(15:22):
If I wasn't driving coaches, that's where I'd be anyway.
How many elements are there, Kevin?
114 OH. My gosh, exposure is exposure
there couldn't. Possibly be that many.
I couldn't count those on on my hands.

(15:44):
It's blast. It's.
Really to think that so many building blocks are necessary
for life. 'Cause I don't see that, Cooper.
Is an educated man. You're way off, Miss Cooper.
I will say five. That is correct, Cooper.
There 05 elements. Do you know them?
Say them with me. Fire, fire, fire, water and

(16:08):
yellow bile. Ether blood, take that back.
Sorry, I thought we were talkinglike, really?
Anchored Buster friend. The four humors are actually the
human reflections of these four elements.
So phlegm is I think water and black bile is.

(16:28):
Yeah, something like that. Also water.
Blood is also water. There's four and blood is.
Thicker than water. Cooper Bustifer.
You should coin that term. You'll go places.
Oh. Write that down.
Is write that down. What is that?
Scroll that down. Scroll that down.
Thickness. The thickness the.
Girth of the water is less than that of blood.

(16:50):
I don't quite understand these phrases from you people.
You, you come from a strange land.
But anyway. You off the Dome.
Pretty thus that's been around for ages.
Have you tried? It's true.
We come from, we come. In.
America. The Americas, No.
OK, the But he knows about the Americans.
We're from there. We're from past, it's past a

(17:12):
certain time. 1300s yeah, yeah at.
Least I have heard of Who is your America?
Wait, you're from England? Who is your clean slash king?
No clue. But we have now ended the 1st 15
sections. We're in the first section here.
Do you know what a gun is? OK, I'm fine.

(17:32):
I'm fine living in this timeless, timeless space that I
I think it's. How are we supposed to know how
to get back if we can't figure out when we are many points?
Is everybody. Starting to like it here.
How many points does everybody have so we can just confer with
each other? One from Cooper.
I think I have two wait 'cause they're worth 2, right?
Two points each. They're worth 2.

(17:53):
Coons, it's not possible that you have one point. 22 and 6
Math is mathing as the kids. Realized we're coming straight.
To two points, he's 2 and 3 instead of 1.
Wouldn't. You call it maths, the math.
Math is math and the math. Math Math Singing.
The math is it Math and Matt Matheson.

(18:14):
Well, Matt, now I have a question for my loyal listeners,
those people that are tailing the coach who like some.
People just like running behind the coach.
Yes, a question for you listeners.
Hey there fellas, it's me. I'm Sean and I ride shotgun on
the on the Buster for coach here.

(18:35):
I I assist with all the all the assistance things, sort of like
a like a henchman and Buster foryeah, and I anyways, I'm here to
ask you an audience question. So basically last week we asked
you about like something about basketball.
I don't know what that is. Sounds like some one of those
future things, but anyways, crazy got the right answer on on

(18:56):
and that one about basketball overtime.
So one point to you crazy great job.
Now let's get on with it. I know you guys are running
behind and you don't have much wind left in you.
So let's ask you your audience question for this week.
Well, so this week's audience question, you know, I'm curious
about the future of our coach technology.

(19:16):
You know right now we're we're riding in this coach.
It's being pulled by horses, butin the future we might have, you
know, maybe something powered bygasoline or something I don't
know. Hey, you, you guys are from the
future. You should know this.
You should remember what year isthe first gas powered motor
coach invented AKAA car? When was the first gasoline

(19:36):
powered car? That's the audience question.
Do you know the answer? Right in with the answer and you
might get a point, you might not.
I don't know right in. If you like this show, please
give us give us a thumbs up. You know, while you're running
behind the coach. That's how we know you like it.
Keep following us, you know, andmake sure you subscribe to all

(19:59):
of Bustifer's, you know, ideologies.
You know this trivia thing, we're trying to get it to catch
you on here. So anyways, I'll throw it back
to Bustifer. You guys, you guys have had
enough. See you later.
Well, we seem to have outpaced them drastically during the
course of that. So I'll focus back on you how we

(20:22):
feeling. Honor.
Yeah. I'm starting to like it here,
you know. No, I don't.
Cooper. Cooper, I want to.
Grab grab Alec and make sure he does not.
Feeling one with nature. You're.
Quite smart to worry about I'm. Feeling a little out of place,
Bustafer? I got to be real with you, my
man. You know, we're going to kick
off the second round. I'm starting to think that you
strange people might be from somewhere weird, like maybe the

(20:45):
other side of the planet. I don't know if the earth is
flat or hollow or what, but I'vebeen told you can't trust these
people living on the other side.The under what?
Is the term for them multiple choice?
People living on the other side.Yes, the others.
Are you sure it's not you? You picky swear he's up.

(21:05):
You picky, swear it out from theother side of the planet.
We'll have to kick you off. It's the Americas count as the
other side of the planet. Yeah, the Americas isn't.
Flat. I mean the people on the
underside. On the underside of the.
Other inside it may be hollow, I'm not quite.
Sure were the unders. So the multiple choice
antipodes, popular apositum ontronyms or homo adversus?

(21:32):
Oh Dang Dang. Cameron, I'm going B.
That is incorrect, Cameron. That is, it's not a real word.
I don't know what you said. I feel like you should know that
anyway. I like homo adversus.
I do too, but unfortunately that's not what the consensus
name is for them. All right, fair enough.
But I'd fight. What if I saw them Cooper?

(21:55):
I'll say antipodes. That is correct, Cooper.
Antipodes and meaning from the other side.
You're not antipodes, are you of?
Course no. I'm.
Surely not. I mean, they're godless
Barbarians. Sweets are.
These worth now? I'm just a code. 3.
Codes dude, I have to. Heard Bode.
I've heard they're godless Barbarians who have never heard

(22:18):
the gospel and you seem far too civilized.
We are pro pods. Yeah, we're pro pod.
Is that pro pod? Is that what they're calling
these days? Is that what the kids are
calling people these days? Yeah, that's the.
That's the correct way to address, I know.
We're the we're the kids of America.
Actually, we're the kids of humans.
Of America, we are catchy. That's catchy.

(22:43):
Whoa. I have a cousin who's.
Wow. OK, Question 7.
You know, I'm still not sure what the shape of the Earth is,
but Can you believe this? We used to think that Earth was
the center of the universe. How preposterous what a great
scientist first proposed the absolutely true and

(23:03):
uncontestable heliocentric modelof the universe.
Cooper. Believe that is Copernicus.
Yes, Nicholas Copernicus, the genius.
It really is a pity what the Church tried to do to him
though. Tried to do to him, pretty sure
that was acceptable. The church said everything was
OK. I believe them implicitly.
Oh. Yes, right.

(23:25):
Have you heard a guy named Galileo?
Yeah, yeah, okay. I just, they apologized.
If what they told me is true, they apologize.
Yeah, so everything is okay. But Can you believe that we used
to think the Earth was the center of the universe?
You don't. Know if the Earth is round yet?
Wait, I'm sorry, Buster, can I have a, can I ask a question?

(23:47):
Do you believe the rest of the things you can see like the sun
and moon are round? Well, they're round.
I don't know if they're spherical simply.
That's problems for the heavens.We're in a.
Box Speaking of the heavens and the church Question 8.
The church said that the Lord himself moves the objects in the
sky. But as you can see, I'm a man of

(24:09):
science. I know there must be a far more
logical explanation out there. How do celestial bodies move
through the sky? Multiple choice.
Is it a They are each carried Cooper.
Invisible strings. I I don't believe it is
invisible strings, Cooper that that's quite preposterous if you

(24:29):
ask me. Quite answer A They are each
carried on the back of a giant tortoise flight.
B crystalline spheres hold each planet in place and guide them
along their orbit. C the planets mutually pull on
each other, resulting in orbitalmotion, or D the mass of planets

(24:52):
deform space-time around them, resulting in orbital motion.
How? How guessed it be?
Definitely not D That one's crazy.
That's not. It's.
B. It's the crystalline sphere.
That is correct, Alec. Exactly.
All three of those other ones are equally preposterous.
I don't even know what space-time is.

(25:13):
Mass. What like.
True, we can. Explain it to him Muster.
You could really be going ahead ahead of your peers here buddy.
I like we can't. We can't disturb.
The timeline, Cameron, you'll start fading away.
You're right, you're right. I used to learn naturally.
Timed line? Is this like a line of of twine?
It's like a race. It's like, take us like a.

(25:34):
Line of time. And it stretches out throughout
history. I can see it now.
Anyway, the giant crystalline spheres hold each planet in
place, and they're held togetherby pure ether, that element that
binds the planets. Of course, it's quite wonderful.

(25:56):
Some guys said they were actually ellipsoids and I don't
believe him in the slightest. That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous. Exactly how ellipsoid.
Even Kepler. Yeah, no, that sounds familiar.
I don't know. It's just some guy.
I left Kepler but but my good. Man.
I barely know. Her.

(26:16):
I'm hardly acquainted with her. That's a good one.
I'm just, I'm going to steal that one.
That's hilarious. I don't think that one will
affect the timeline too much here.
You know what, Buster? Freaking.
Hang I like I. Like this, That's what they all
sweat. Question 9.
Closest heavenly neighbor is themoon, the great Moon.

(26:40):
I've heard that due to its sphere being so close, it has
effect even on our oceans. I'm sorry, did you just say
sphere? Sphere.
Sphere. Sphere, SPHERE sphere.
Yes, the crystalline sphere thatholds the moon in place is in
quite close proximity to the Earth.
Damn it, damn it. Damn it. 8 their spheres.

(27:03):
We just talked about this. You just.
Pardon my interruption. Are you sure this way?
Camerons a little slow. Anyway, how does the moon
control the tides? Is it a the moon's magnetic pole
draws water towards it, B the moon's light heats the ocean
floor, causing water to swell, Cwater flows into undersea

(27:25):
caverns created when the moon rose from the earth, or D the
moon's mass gravitationally attracts the water across the
plate. Gravel What?
Gravaha. Gravah.
Camera. I'm going underwater caverns.
That is incorrect, Kevin. I think the moon came from the
Earth. Miss.

(27:46):
Preposterous, I do say, Cooper. I believe it is the moon's light
boils the water. That is correct.
While not as powerful as the sun's light, the moon,
generating its own light and heat, heats the rocks on the
ocean floor and causes great currents in our oceans.
I made-up the word gravitational.

(28:06):
It's a pretty silly 1, isn't it?I learned it.
I learned it from a court suggestor.
By the name of. Wait, so do you not know this
guy Isaac Newton? You don't know him?
Isaac Neutron. Jimmy Neutron.
How do you know the word neutron?
Jester. That jester was saying things.

(28:26):
We're the kids of America from the hit movie Jimmy Neutron.
I don't know what they're from. Me.
We're moving right now with my coach, my good Sir.
I moved for a living. No, that's good.
Are you a Bard, Cameron? Fuck you.
Oh. My God.

(28:47):
That means he loves what? Sorry, Bustopher.
He respects you. Oh, that.
Means he respects you to the yeah.
I respect from where we're from.That is a term of great
endearment. I believe it's from.
A magical place called the East Coast where you say fuck you to
everyone you. Philadelphia.
That's right. It means the City of Brotherly
Love. Anyway, have you all been

(29:10):
enjoying your voyage so far? Yes, that's that's kind of all
that I had off the Dome. And we're approaching Prague
here. But now I am curious Question 10
you all say you're from the the future is that I said I'm from
Philip aging basically wow that's.
No. Surely you've made great

(29:32):
discoveries, far greater than what I've seen in my lifetime.
Can you, can you please tell me which of the great achievements
we have discussed have been disproven and what is the
discovery or theory that overtook them?
Sorry. Just one of them.
No, I want you. I want you to write these down
South. The theories the the grand
scientific discoveries we talkedabout are humorism or the four.

(29:54):
Humans on Wait I'm. Gonna be. 10 of.
These. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. I'm not the. 1st so they
repeated. All the questions so they could
remember. What they were.
All right, I'm ready to answer. Yeah, I don't know.
All right, Cameron hit me. Hit me with the truth.
Wealth bustifer humors causing an imbalance of humorous causing

(30:16):
sickness. I'm going to say we've talked
about germ theory since then. Germ.
Tiny little organisms that make you sick.
That can't. Surely it can't be real?
Probably. Not what else do you got?
Alchemy has been replaced by chemistry.
Actually, that has a ring to it.I kind of like that.

(30:37):
Did they ever discover the Philosopher's Stone?
Nope, never once. Not a real thing.
Stuff of legends. Damn lead is bad for you
Bustafer. Preposterous.
How? How so?
It negatively interacts with your blood brain barrier and it
causes you to lose your fucking marbles.

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You're telling me lead can poison you?
Lead the miracle metal. Lead is very poisonous.
Sure, keep going. This is hilarious.
Classic elements. I also wrote Chemistry.
OK. How and how many elements does
chemistry say that there are? 114.
Who is this chemistry? Antipode tree there the earth is

(31:23):
round, my man. Like a.
Spherical like like. Shears like that already.
I think I'm quite. Uneducated.
I'll let you know. I'm pretty sure.
Helios Earth is round before they knew it was heliocentrism.
This one you guys kind of got, Ithink to an extent.

(31:43):
The center of the entire universe is not the sun.
There is no center of the universe because it scales.
So yeah, I'm going to go with, that's my answer.
But in terms of the center of what we consider our solar
system, you got it about right. But there is no center of the
universe, and it's expanding at a rate.
And eventually we think it's going to crunch back together

(32:05):
because at one point it explodedfrom a big nothing into
something that must have made a.Blast.
Noise. Celestial beers, my man, when
you came up that word gravitational, that was the
truth. There is a property that all
things got that's called gravityand gravity warps.

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You heard it first here, Bustafer, space-time.
And that what we think is that the warping of that space-time,
the dent that mass puts in it iswhy objects are attracted to it.
That's one theory. Theory of relativity.
Relative real activity that sounds like the most fake thing
and then. The the tide of the moon is also
then caused by gravity my man. Basically, the the mass of the

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moon and its pressure on space-time, for lack of a better
term, causes the water at the sides of the earth that face the
moon to expand out. Oh, OK, Alec and Cooper level
would be that he was just joking, right?
Cameron's kind of been a little off on this whole time, right?
Surely none of that is real. No, he's kind of right.

(33:09):
None of it's right. I kind of.
Oh well, no, he's kind of right.I kind of wrote all that same
stuff. I.
Played very much at the same, yeah.
Uh huh. That's impossible, You know,
That's preposterous. Now when you said gravitational
space-time, that was bars, that was true.
What is this nonsense you speak of?

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You must be witches. I say witches.
No, no. Help please heathens aboard he
you which? Is to us what that's different.
They've opened a portal. They're trying to escape.
Oh, yeah, guys. Hey, guys.
It's Aidan through the Time vortex.
Come on. Come on back.
I got you. What?
If I want to stay heathens. What difference?

(33:53):
I'll grab my hands. You're going to be.
Persecuted. You're right.
All right. My dog will miss me.
All right, I got you, Bunny. He just makes that.
He just makes that sound. We don't know why.
So I mean, we're back right thenonly took a couple.
It took a couple, Buster. No, it's Aiden.

(34:14):
He didn't. We were going to Prague.
Oh my gosh. Aiden Bustington, Aiden.
Aiden, I figured out coming right now back.
You know who my students Wait. Aiden.
Yeah. You were in Philadelphia?
I've. What is your last name?
What's your last name again? Second.
Isn't it Bustington? It's it's actually Bustington
the the 26th. No, no.
No. Busterfer No, it's hidden.

(34:38):
God. He's a Buster.
For your little plane leave who we just met.
No way. Who?
Who was it? Was it Rihanna?
Telling the whole story. So OK, then do like a sound
effect of like wow, that's. Crazy.
Well, I'm glad I opened the timevortex back up before you guys
got burned at the stake or whatever, but yeah, so you guys

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were playing trivia. Who had the most points?
I have no idea. I have 9.
Points. Wait, wait, I hate 11.
Aiden, consult your family heirloom documents, of course.
I'm looking how. Do you feel about Bitcoin?
I invested early. That was great.
Family. Invested early?
Yeah, Generational. Bitcoin, I'm sorry, Aiden or

(35:23):
Alec and Cooper, do you think Bustafer gave me the three
points for that last? Question not I.
Think he probably did not 'causehe accused us of being witches.
That's kind of rude. Yeah, well, let's assume not.
I have 11. Actually, assume I'll give it to
you, all of you, if you all kindof got the vibes right.
I have 1414. I I don't know, I think I only
have. I honestly lost track.

(35:44):
I think I've got 9. So I guess Cooper's our winner
today, Mini Tran. I'm gonna cut this one a little
short cause the time vortex kindof messed stuff up so we're just
gonna hop on over to Prague if that works.
But congratulations, Cooper and well gang, that was weird.
But it looks like we've rolled into the station, so that's all
the time we have. If you enjoyed your ride on Bus

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for the use of our theme song 5978, which is a certified
banger. Thank you for riding Bus 1 and
we'll see you next week. I'm still really.
Does anyone know how that time vortex opened up?
That's kind of weird. I'm actually Buster.
They're about to be sorry. I bet.

(36:48):
I smell it a lot of. Masks.
Intriguing. It took the last wisps of my

(37:12):
power to craft that time vortex.I had hoped that those bumbling
contestants would run amok in the past and erase all existence
of Bus One in this timeline, butit seems that I have
miscalculated. However, my plan is not without.

(37:36):
A small thing to me, whatever those fools got up to in the
past has had rippling effects. I feel different, powerful, and
I have many, many more plans forthose mortals aboard Bus 1

(37:57):
Trillia.