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April 24, 2025 46 mins

Peace at last! With the destruction of the DEATH STAR and the death of EMPEROR PALPATINE, a NEW GALACTIC REPUBLIC has restored peace and freedom to the galaxy!

Yet there are murmurs of the return of a formidable imperial leader, GRAND ADMIRAL THRAWN. Imperial sympathizers have flocked to the OUTER RIM, awaiting his return and hoping to restore the EMPIRE. 

New Republic General ALEX BROOK and a small band of recruits are tasked with a dangerous reconnaissance mission. They ride aboard stolen Imperial shuttle BUS ONE, with plans to infiltrate and gain valuable intel on the blossoming imperial regime…

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(00:04):
Welcome aboard, Basuan. We're on our way to the Outer
Rim and we've got some imperial plans to.
Thwart. I am General Alex Brooke and
I'll be spearheading this mission with the help of some
new recruits. We have to the New Republic
recruits, identify yourselves. What's up, everyone?

(00:24):
It's Doug Snug standing by. Hello, soldiers.
It's Cam L Ron at your service. Yeah.
Hello everyone, it's your local Jedi, Querkle Santor.
Oh, Querkle, you're a Jedi. Wow, this will be very Hester,
Master says. Santor.
It's great that you brought thisup just now that you're a Jedi.

(00:46):
OK, doesn't change the. The the plot I have written at
all. OK, peace at last.
With the destruction of the Death Star and the death of
Emperor Palpatine, a new Galactic Republic has restored
peace and freedom to the Galaxy.Yet there are murmurs of the
return of a formidable Imperial leader, Grand Admiral Throng.

(01:10):
Imperial sympathizers have flocked to the Outer Rim,
awaiting his return and hoping to restore the Empire.
New Republic General Alex Brookeand a small band of recruits are
tasked with a dangerous reconnaissance mission.
They ride aboard stolen ImperialShuttle Bus 1 with plans to
infiltrate and gain valuable Intel on the blossoming Imperial

(01:31):
regime. All right, recruits, as you
know, we've got a directive fromthe new Galactic Senate to
investigate the possibility of Thrones return.
We'll be dealing with some shadyfolks out there, so we really
need to stay on our toes and keep our stories straight or
else our cover will be blown. So that's why as part of your
training today, I will be grilling you on every last minor

(01:55):
detail of Galactic history, specifically the details
included in what some are calling the canonical TV series
produced by Disney. There will be some.
Would. Some would say.
Some might. Call it that.
And to make things a little interesting, what do you say we
throw some wagers in? I'm going to be dishing out

(02:15):
credits for every question you get right.
So round one will be worth one credit each, Round 2 will be
worth 2 credits each, and round 3 will be worth 3 credits each.
As another little twist, I will also be including one challenge
question where the right answer I accept is not canonically
true, given that this episode isbased on the Star Wars Canon as

(02:38):
defined by Lucasfilm Story Group, excluding any Expanded
Universe or Legends content. If you're able to identify this
challenge question, you'll get three additional credits, but
guess wrong and you'll lose 3 credits.
And finally, as you know, we're on a long jump through
hyperspace right now, so no one's able to access any New

(03:00):
Republic logs or databases or holocrons or any anything like
that. So you you got to go off the
Dome for this. What about?
What about foot mouse droids? Yeah, foot mouse droids are
fine. As always.
I won't kink Shane. All right.
I think. That's about it.

(03:21):
So does anybody have any questions?
Are we supposed to be pretendingto be Imperials general?
For right now, it's just us. You can be yourselves, so don't.
Worry. You know what?
I'm taking simple out, but I don't have a giant Republic
symbol on my head that they can deal with.
We, we are, we are the former rebels.
We have prevailed and we have established the New Republic, Oh

(03:45):
my godness. And we now might get the New
Republic. Querkel's gonna get us killed,
bro be. Cool, Querkel, don't say that
you're a Jedi, I thought. We were.
A reference. She says in front of all the
stormtroopers. Just us here.
It's a safe space. Jemo Ron, did you also get
promoted after last time? Did I get promoted?
Yeah, they made me a fighter pilot.

(04:05):
Yeah, they. Gave him a gun.
He's got a gun now. Now the Lord Commander of the
Nights Watch. Oh, the nights watch.
Great. What?
Landed. Is that on?
Westeros. Oh, then.
Wow. I haven't heard of that planet.
And I'm just a rebel Jedi that just came apart.
I just got a. Guess actually nothing changed
that you gave me a dog. Camelron, Doug Snug Are we ready

(04:27):
to jump into this? This training?
Your first round of training? Here we go.
Question 1A. Large swath of our galactic
history is detailed in Star WarsThe Clone Wars.
Telling the stories of the CloneWars in depth, we learn intimate
details of several famed Jedi Knights of the era.
Is the secret love interest of famed Jedi Knight Obi Wan

(04:51):
Kenobi. Buzz, buzz.
Alright, Camel, Ron, I, I, I, I guess believe me, we should have
established some sort of buzzingcapacity for this.
Santeen. Santeen, I'd you know that.
Don't think that's quite right. I got.
It's like the Mandalorian Queen.I suppose actually snugs next.
It's the man. It's the Duchess Satine of

(05:12):
Mandal. Fuck.
That's it. Congratulations, Doug Snug.
One credit to you very much. Please.
Please keep your own credits in your own wallet.
I do not. Give you all your credits.
Wallets give me all the credits.Hey, that is hey, that is not a
an adherence to the New RepublicCode.
We do not mug people for their credits.
OK, serious. But yes, Duchess Satine, as we

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all know, she was the leader of Mandalore before she was
brutally murdered by Darth Maul himself.
Spoilers, by the way. Spoilers for history as the.
Spoilers for history guys. Should have should have paid
more attention, but let's move on to question 2.
Immediately following the eventsof the Clone Wars is another

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series of events following a squad of clones known as the Bad
Batch. That's.
A true statement. Among them was the last clone
ever to be minted, Omega. What was Omega's weapon of
choice? Dance moves No.
Buzz. Kamel, Ron, do you have a?

(06:18):
Do you have a guest? Isn't it like a bow?
That's correct. Kamel, Ron.
Whoa, I thought it was her brainand wit.
One, yes, one could consider that a weapon.
However, her physical weapon of choice was the Zigerian Energy
Bow. Cool.

(06:39):
It's like a laser bow in there, kind of cool.
Like the one that the. Night Sisters use General.
Like the one that the Night Sisters.
Use Yeah. Yeah, I don't have any on board.
Not as good as my trusty blaster.
Is that like an ear scope? Thing is.
That it's a. It's a.
It's a blaster. What the?
Pressed air, it's compressed air, it's.

(07:01):
So tiny. OK, but it's.
A blaster. OK.
Another credit to Camel Ron or sorry, that's one to you, one to
Doug Snug at this point. OK, good.
Job coming for you, snug. I got to pay off my debt.
Hey, let's keep it friendly here.
We're all on the same team of. I have this crazy.
Loan on my. X Wing.
I got signed up for a horrible interest rate.
It's kind of ruined me financial.

(07:22):
It's a lease program. It's a buy to lease.
They give me a free helmet though, that was sick.
I like to think that Aiden really bought the Nissan Rogue
that came with the the helmet. Yeah, the Nissan Rogue One.
Not I haven't heard of the Nissan Rogue ship model that's
is it reliable. Yeah, I think it's a Corellian.
Oh, it's a oh, made-up. Oh, they all, they're all made.

(07:43):
All the best ships are made in Corellia.
Anyways, let's go on to question3A.
Recently discovered miniseries Tales of the Jedi details even
more back story to some famed Jedi of the Clone Wars era,
including Count Duke in an eventwhich solidified his turn to the

(08:04):
dark side. Who was the first Jedi Count
Duku betrayed and killed? Yattle.
Querkel the Jedi speaking. BFF Yattle.
Speaking of her former mentor, that is very correct, Querkel,
congratulations. No, we were just BFFS.
We were. Just BFS?

(08:24):
Oh, just BFFS. How old are you?
Well, not. Not forever.
Time. OK, Too soon.
Too soon, too soon. Guys.
But yes, that's. True Count Duku killed.
Yaddle Count Duku killed. Yaddle, that's crazy.
I didn't know. That at the request of Emperor
Palpatine or I guess at the time, Yoda, Chancellor
Palpatine. I.

(08:45):
Mean Yaddle is a woman. Yaddle trusted him.
Everyone name a woman. You believe Yaddle?
Name a woman. OK, is.
She a woman. She's got long hair and she
sounds like a girl. I believe Yaddle is.
I got gin also have female. Member of Yoda species.

(09:05):
We got our nails and done and. Everything, yes, but she was
crushed by a big door. Poor Yaddle.
Or yaddle the way to go it. Was a ship.
No, she was like in a hanger. Ohh it was the hanger door.
Yeah, but that's one credit to you, Querkel, man,
congratulations. Go power I should have.
Watched some shows 'cause now I'm kind of sad that I'm not
going to see that for the first time on the screen.
Yeah, spoiler. Well, it was pretty good, yeah.

(09:27):
Spoiler. I mean.
My you know it's coming. You know it's coming.
She's like following him and you're like, girl, what are you
doing? Don't follow him into a dark
hangar. Not a bad guy, yet I.
Wonder why we have seen Gattle and any of the later?
Movies or. Shows.
Hey, what's the what's the show where they do?
All the cool different animationstyles.
It's like what if? But Star Wars?

(09:48):
Don't, don't worry about, don't worry about that, Cameron.
We're on. It it's a vision camel.
Sorry. Anyways, it's.
Such a question. 4 Let's keep going.
We're doing good on our trainingso far, OK?
But some of the oldest canonicalhistory that still remains are
the stories told in the Star Wars Young Jedi Adventures

(10:09):
series. Taking place in the High
Republic as far back as 233 BBY,the events follow Jedi Padawan
Kai Bright Star and his friends.No, he had friends.
One such friend is Nubs, who is a fuzzy blue bear like species
little known to galactic history.

(10:31):
What is the name of his species?This is multiple choice I'm not
have. You seen this Quirkel?
Have you read the ancient texts?No, yes, I am a Jedi so I've
read all the ancient. Sacred, so you know that.
Kai Bright stars famous bracket.Or.
Jedi. Well.
I'm not that great of a Jedi so we'll see if I remember.

(10:52):
OK, here we go. The the answer choices are A
Zippo, B pooba, C Mimu or D lasat.
Buzz buzz, buzz, buzz buzz. OK, Quirkel, do you have a guest
for this? That's correct.
That's what I was going to go for.
That's awesome. Nubs is a poobian.

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Wait, wait. Is he a pooba or a poobian?
Well, I I'm not quite sure he speaks Poobian, but the race is
Pooba. OK, OK.
I I made-up Zippo and Mimu, but Lasat is real.
That's that's the. Other guys.
That's very famous lighter brand.
Yeah, but it could also be. What is this lighter used to

(11:37):
than what? But yeah, Kai Bright Star
actually an episode wander of Young Jedi Adventures, which I
watched. He he gets Yoda's old
lightsabers because Yoda's in it.
And it's the youngest version ofYoda canonically that we've ever
seen ever. Is this like an actual

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children's show? It's, yeah, it's, I think Paw
Patrol, but in Star Wars. Is it also propaganda?
It is. It's it's Jedi, Ganda, whatever.
Whatever that is, it's propaganda.
How does? What is Poobian?
Do you remember how he speaks? He just goes like, whoa, I.

(12:22):
Don't think you can say that general.
I've got a friend who's a poobian.
It's fine. Question 5.
And. Question.
Five Another series of events set in the High Republic is is

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known as the Acolyte. The events of the Acolyte took
place how many years before the death of Jedi Master Qui Gon Jin
AKA Episode 1? Before.
How many years before episode 1 of the events of The Acolyte?
20. Before Qui.

(13:05):
Congen if it's the closest, I guess Doug Snug is going with
20. Buzz is qui congen in.
He's not in the ACT. Well, as far as I know, he's I
don't think he would be. I'm not sure actually.
I've never. Watched it in.
Here. I'm just, I'm just this is the
show that that has aired that ismost recently before the
prequels. I'm wondering if you know how?

(13:25):
Close it is. Buzz.
So Doug Snug said 20 years, Kim Elrod 20 years.
I'm going like 1500 Alec. OK, 1500.
Didn't you say just the young Jedi was like 200?
Yes, I did. He said, he said.
I give you a little bit of context clues which some of us
have used. Hey, we're.

(13:49):
Cool. Don't let it get to your head,
Kim Elrod, You've got, you've got your blaster.
It's. Fine, yeah, you've got a blaster
and a cool hat, you'll be. Fine, you're the only one who's
armed here. Yeah, unless.
I don't know what court unless. How long is a light year?
How old is a light year? Is that what you just?

(14:09):
Asked yeah. How?
Long that it's a measure of distance.
Light years are a measure of distance, of course.
I'm just looking for years. A light year is roughly how the
distance a light can travel in ayear.
It's how long it is. It's a long.
I'm just looking for a regular year.
You don't have to do any unit. Conversions I don't.
Know why it's going to I'm going.

(14:32):
To say I'm. Going to do 19 underneath Doug
Snug. OK.
Underneath. OK, Well in that case it's going
to Doug Snug. Sorry, Doug Snug.
It is 100 years before. Oh shoot, I was.
So I I almost slipped up, but yeah, I don't think Qui Gon Jin
is there because he would not have been born yet.
So. Yeah, why I?

(14:53):
Bet Yaddle was there. His name?
Yaddle was probably there. Yaddle was definitely there.
Yaddle. RIP Yaddle.
You would've missed. OG there's still a chance to
make. Things right, she's very.
Well, that's that's it for the end of our first round.
Good job everybody. But how many credits does
everyone have now got? 22. 1. 221 OK, we're all tied up

(15:18):
all right and happy. Birthday, Doug Snug, I guess.
What do you need actually? Thursday Wait.
Are you an Aries 2? Doug Snug.
Happy birthday, Doug. Why is everybody an?
Aries. Carmen, are you an Aries?
I'm an Aries, OK. Anyway, I can't mail Ron.

(15:40):
I'm going to have a canonically different birthday.
But anyways. It.
Was born on the 32nd of February.
Yes, BBY or BB or. Abby.
Yeah, OK. All right, let's take a quick
break. Everyone.
Take a quick break. You know, take 5 anytime we're
going to ask an audience question for other New Republic

(16:02):
recruits listening at home. Oh.
My apologies, I was not aware you did not speak the Droid
languages. I am here to present the

(16:23):
audience question for this week.But first, the audience points
from last week go to Clancy because the first gas powered
car was invented in 1886. But for this week, Star Wars
shows reminds. Me of the.
Greatest show perhaps in all of Star Wars?
The most icely cantina band. But can you name the name of the

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cantina band again? The question for this week was
what is the name of the most icely cantina band?
If you know the answer. Put the in the comments on
Spotify, on Instagram, and now back to perhaps the greatest
Star Wars show. This week's episode.

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Bye. Now let's get back to studying,
OK? Oh no, Oh no, I guess our
hyperdrive. Is fatally corrupted when we
were forced to exit hyperspace. This isn't good Well.

(17:31):
Don't worry guys, I got a blaster.
Well, our navigators are saying,unfortunately, we're near Jakku
where we can land and hopefully find some spare parts to repair
the ship. So let's, let's land really
quick. OK, Well, we're here.
Well, why don't you guys go scout out, you know the outpost,

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see if you can find and anythingyou know that we can use to
repair the ship. I'm going to stay here and
contact the New Republic and letthem know of our set back.
OK, All right, see you. See you in a bit.
All right, guys. Follow me.
Can't. Follow you.
It's so hot here. Yeah, I should.
Probably take this helmet off but I'm legally held to wear it

(18:12):
under my contract for my X wing lease.
Do you think people are going? To bully you for that helmet,
probably. It's happened.
Before. I think.
We're not going to get us many portions with your homework.
Yeah. Right.
Hey. Hey I heard you fellas are
looking to score a hyperdrive, is that true?

(18:35):
Yes, who's? Asking who's asking?
I'm Grespo. Is that your family name?
I got one name and it's Grisbo and I got a hey and you know
what, you might be a luck 'causeI got a hyperdrive in stock.
What do you think? It it only cost you a measly 15
credits 15. Credits you.

(18:57):
Seem a little. Sketchy grisbo.
How about I just? Don't shoot you, OK?
So this New Republic, I guess, is they they're the ones that
hold people up at gunpoint. OK, I see how it is, you know,
15. Credits is Hwy. robbery?
Well, OK. Fair enough.
You know what? Maybe I'll give you a little

(19:19):
discount in exchange for a little Intel of sorts I'll give
you. Let's say I'll give you 2
credits off for each answer you provide to five questions I have
about some obscure Disney Plus Star Wars shows.
I'm always. That sounds very.
Reasonable. OK, great.
OK well tell me what you know about this one then all right

(19:44):
Star Wars show called the skeleton crew I hear recently
premiered on Disney plus in December 2024 starring starring
what a list actor as John naw Jude Law his.
Name is John Naw. Hey, that's right, Doug.
Yes, that's the issue I'm looking for.

(20:07):
The name Jude Law John Naw. That's.
Bullshit, dude. Love it was a guy named Jod Nod
nod wood Jod. Nod.
Nod, Wood Jod. Nod.
Nod. Wood, Jod Nod.
Wood could a. Woodchuck Chuck if a woodchuck.

(20:27):
Could a jod nod nod wood but jodnod wood not?
Wood. OK, fine.
You know what, Doug? You earned 2 credits.
All right, Here you go. Nice.
Well, let's go for another one here.
The Star Wars Visions anthology series introduced a number of

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new characters and storylines into the canonical timeline.
Why are you? Becoming New York.
Hey, I'm grisbo here. This new.
City on Jakku. They're calling New York City.
Hey, I'm. Walking in grisbo here.
All right. What?

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What artistic aspect makes Star Wars visions unique?
Buzz. Buzz.
OK. Well Ron, I think you're the
first one here. They're all anime.
Ah, that is in fact true, I've heard.
Just like. The Jim Carrey Grinch, just
like. The Jim Carrey Grinch.
It's not debatable as anime, OK.In fact they're each produced by

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a different animation studio every episode as well.
Pretty cool. I have some of the figures ohh
in the. Hut.
Back there. Ohh back.
There Hut back there. My Neil Patrick here so now.
Camerons the Hut, they say. Baba Booey Cameron.
Cameron, do you know Java? That's what Java.

(21:52):
Says right Baba Boo. Yeah, that's.
In the special, special, specialedition.
But yeah. I got AI got a friend, he's
poopy and he says Baba booy all the time.
Oh, so it is. Pronounced poopy and we were
having a discussion earlier about that.
Yeah, you know, and what's the? Relation to Pooh Bear never
heard of. Him.

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Hey, do you know what? This means in poopy and Oh my
gosh. I can't believe you'd say that
to me. You just met.
Hey, I'm just. Quoting my general, Sir, I'm so.
Sorry. Alright, well, I'll let it slide
if you answer this next questionfor me.
What do you, what do you think? Alright, here we go.
Hey, here we go. What?

(22:33):
What? What is?
The name I. Won't I won't break all your
fingers. Yeah.
What is the name of the main pilot character in Star Wars
Resistance? I'm pretty sure none of you
watched this, so I got multiple choice if you want.
Thank you. All right, here we go.

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Have you seen? Inside of Ewok mask.
Have I seen the inside of an Ewok mask?
That's going to be a tangent. That's going to be a tangent.
I don't know, that's giving me nightmares thinking about that.
Anyways, answer A Kaz B Jarek with AKC, Bulza, Campbell, Ron.

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It's Jarek. I'm sorry.
It's not Jarek, that's not him. I must have had him.
Confused with someone else? Jarek's another buddy.
I might he's a insert of anotherspecies here.
I can't think of what C Bulza D Torah.
So you got CAS, Bolsa and Torah as the remaining options?

(23:41):
I was going to. Say CAS not to be confused.
Yeah, that's. Torah not.
To be confused with the New Testament?
Yeah, not. To be confused with the
Pentateuch anyhow, Corkle, do you say?
CAS? Yes.
That is. True.
His name's CAS, or it's short for Casio or something like
Casio or something, I don't remember.
But you describe this. Resistance show, yeah.

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It follows a band. Of.
Of resistance fighters as they try to combat the newly formed
1st order. He's like.
Changing into Christopher Walkenyou slowly, hey.
I'm Crispo here. They change what?
What species are you? Resist my left, Isis.

(24:24):
Hey, you can't tell me just by looking at me.
Come on. This.
Is it obvious? Yep.
Anyhow, yeah, another fun fact about Kaz.
He's from Hosnian Prime, where the New Republic is said to be
moving their capital, or so theysay.
So I'm sure nothing bad will happen to Hosnian Prime in in

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one or two movies. Wait 100.
Times. BBY.
What's happening? Chris Bowe.
I'm just. I'm I'm just, you know
something? You know what that mean?
That's a good song. Hey, what?
Do you mean by that? Huh.
Hey, well, I'm just Goose. Bow here.
OK all. Right, all right, all right.

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Keeping my eyes. Keep it going 2.
More credits to to Querkel on that one.
Great job. OK.
Released just last year was another miniseries, Tales of the
Empire. This series followed Imperial
Starship designer and Night sister Morgan Elsbeth.
In the inciting incident of the series, Morgan's mother is

(25:30):
killed. By whom?
And I have multiple choice if you want it.
Yes, please all. Right here it is.
Yep. A Darth Vader B Obi Wan Kenobi.
Never heard of them C Darth Maulor D General Grievous?

(25:51):
Holy. Moly Querkel out of the blue,
coming in with General Grievous.And you know what?
That's right. No way. 2.
More credits to Querkel. Rachel, did you?
Get more tattoo. I did.
Oh. Wow, that's a Jedi tattoo.
Grispo likes it. Looks nice.

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Anyways, we'll cut that out. Question that on the mission
log. A little better known is the
Star Wars Rebels series, which aired on Disney XD shortly after
Disney acquired the rights to Lucasfilm.
Don't. Ask me how I know.
While it follows a crew of rebels including Ezra Bridger

(26:40):
and Kane and Jairus, the main antagonist is strategic genius
Grand Admiral Thrawn Galley. If only someone knew where Grand
Admiral Thrawn was currently. Anybody you seem to know?
Things anybody? Anyone know where he's at?
I mean, we're kind of. Looking for him you're.
Looking for him, you say? OK, where did he go?

(27:03):
Come on. I'm wondering.
I'm wondering something something something space.
Whales. Something something happened to
throbb other galaxies. Something, something he's
waiting on a. Spaceship or something?
I need to know the. Planet.
If you're ready. Doug Snug.
Doug Snug. I think that's the Intel I'm
looking for. He got sent away out of the
Galaxy to another Galaxy, would you say?

(27:24):
Something space well. Close so the.
Rumors are true. Well, a deal's a deal.
Here's your hyperdrive now. Now, Squam, you've taken up a
much of too much of my time already.
Get lost do. You have wings.
Oh, he's gone. Yeah, were you?
Trend ocean or whatever, Yeah. That's what I was wondering.
I've got a hypertrank. Welcome back.

(27:46):
Hello. Oh, you.
Got the hyperdrive OK, that's perfect let's let's just get
installed and you might want to thank you I'll.
Put it. Put it into the ship here.
OK, you might want to send a message to the piece I forgot.
This piece? Oh no.
OK, I'll. Get that and I'll put that over
here. I think this Grippo guy might

(28:09):
try and blow up the new capital planet.
So you. Yeah.
Look at it. Yeah, he's.
Sketchy. He seemed to know.
Things. He seemed to know, too.
Much ah. Well.
You didn't grisly our plan, did you, Gris?
I mean. Yeah, little you gave.
Her where? Where?
Guys, This is a top secret mission.

(28:30):
Well, he knew things already. He knew.
So much. He was so nice and charming.
Yeah, I'm. Sure, he's preoccupied up the.
New Republic Capital, so and so.What?
What? Something that he knew where.
Thrawn was, yeah, he. Knows where Thrawn is.
He knows where. Thrawn is well, so maybe we
should. Just ask the rumors.
The. Rumors, as far as the Galactic
Senate is concerned, is that he's.

(28:51):
Somewhere out of the Galaxy. So yeah, get.
Out of the Galaxy. We're all picked up a little.
Too much from the locals. Anymore.
Oh, we also. Didn't get anything from the
outpost besides that we were supposed to get supplies.
Well, you got us A. Hyperdrive so our ship is fixed.
Now we can get back to the mission.

(29:12):
Sparkle great job recruits. Purple I.
Know you may be a Jedi, but Dougand I aren't on the up and up
like you are getting the hyperdrive all right here we.
Go, we're back in. Hyperspace.
OK, well, what do you say we getback to the trivia here?
We got to keep training if we want to be ready to infiltrate

(29:33):
this rendezvous point for the blossoming Empire.
OK, I kind of forgot. That's.
That's what we're doing here, guys.
Come on. I got to.
Preoccupied with rookies? Whoa.
Listen, I've. Been on this episode show
before? The fuck are you?
I'm Alex Brooke. What do you mean?

(29:56):
Let's go. Into round 3 here we'll just.
As far as I. Know we skipped round two
anyway. Question. 11 I I heard.
Recent tales of a Mandalorian and a four sensitive child named
Grogan. This is the way.
However, what's of utmost interest to the New Republic is

(30:18):
the whereabouts of the Mandalorian Dark Sabers.
After all of the events of the Mandalorian known thus far, who
wields the Dark Saber? I've got multiple.
Choice if anyone wants it. OK, I.
Think I might shot in the dark yet?
OK. Doug's shot in the dark.
Saber there. You go.

(30:40):
Baby, I think he gave it to Grogu.
I think it's Grogu's lightsaber.You know what?
That's not right at all. Sorry, Doug Snug, it's not It's
OK. I tried.
I. Stopped watching halfway through
the third season. Oh, horse vision.
Horse Vision. Do you need to meditate really

(31:04):
quick? I just forget her name.
She's a Mandalorian. I know.
This well. Let me.
Glist the answers. Okay, here it is.
Hey, darn. It I just gave it away, maybe.
Hey, Moff. Gideon B Bocatan crease or C Din
jar and the Mandalorian or DI. Don't know why I said or right
there I've got. AD so pocaton.

(31:25):
Or D it was. Destroyed.
OK, there you go. Pocaton.
What? Do I get the buzz?
Rachel buzzed and then heard allthe hits.
There's no. Buzz No, it was a.
Forced vision. It was a forced vision.
Too special? Treatment she is not.
The one who currently wields thedark Saber.
I don't know what you say, Camel.
Ron, can you repeat? The other options Moff.

(31:47):
Gideon, Dinjaran, The Mandalorian.
Or it was. Destroyed man.
It's. Not that girl from Rebels,
that's. What I was thinking of, she had
it for. A little bit, yeah, she did.
Have it, but not that I've seen the show.
I'm gonna go. I don't think it's fucking back
with Moff Gideon. It started with Moff Gideon and
the Mando show. So the question is, what

(32:08):
happened in the time that I did not watch the remaining half of
the third season? This is real history, right
Alec? It is destroyed.
That's that's true. That's terrible for.
Mandalorian culture in a in a. Fight between Moff Gideon and
Bocatan. It is broken.

(32:28):
The hilt is broken and stop working.
That's like the. The very end of Mandalorian
season 3. So far, that's why.
I don't know about it alert. OK, I.
Forgot to do his. Score checks.
How many credits does everyone have right now?
6 credits. I also have.
Six, you're joking. 6 for everyone.

(32:48):
Well done. Anyone.
Let's keep going. Here on on our training, we
don't have much time before we arrive.
OK, Sir. Yes.
Question 12. The book of Boba Fett tells
tales of the famed clone bounty hunter after his near death to a
sarlac in the Tatooine desert. Oh, I see you how?
Sonic memorabilia. Yeah, Boba.
Fett cool. Guy Yeah, many other popular

(33:11):
bounty hunters appear, includingthe Wookiee, Black Charsanton
and the infamous CAD Bane. This isn't the.
First time I beat you out on a job, What is?
The result of the duel between Boba Fett and CAD Bane.
I've got multiple choice if you would like it.
Yeah. Here's the multiple choice.

(33:32):
A. Bane kills Boba Fett in a
Gunslinger shootout B Boba killsCAD Bane with his Tuscan gaffy
stick. See.
Both are badly injured and CAD Bane flees Tatooine or.
D do you don't want? To hear D Also, my name is Alex.

(33:52):
C is incorrect. I'm so sorry Kim or D, The duel
is interrupted and they must work together to defeat the Hut
twins. D that one.
Yeah, that is also incorrect. You both suck.
I made both those, they all. Suck didn't they do.
A big old ambush fight. During that duel, there's no.

(34:13):
Way Manda or Wait, that boba killed CAD Bane?
Yeah, challenge. Wait, what are you?
Gonna. Say, what are you gonna say is
the right answer, Alex? The true.
Answer is that Boba Fett killed CAD Bane with his Tuscan Gaffey
stick. I don't think that's true.
I don't think. He ends up dying.
I think it's true, like a metal head plate or something like
that, Like they fix him up good.Yeah, I'm.

(34:33):
I'm with Aiden. Challenge.
Challenge, right? Challenging me, you say?
Well, let me consult. Let me consult my New Republic
holocrons. They would not.
Have I don't think they would have killed CAD Bane off that
crazy lead or that quickly, I don't think.
He's dead. Nope, you guys are wrong.
Damn. CAD Bane definitely died.

(34:56):
I was doubting myself a little bit there but Nope.
Boba Fett killed him with his Tuscan Gaffy stick.
Wow, so -3 give me those creditsback you guys -3.
That's crazy for you challenge. Question.
Yeah, the challenge. Question.
All right, but let's you go win.This we got a few.
More questions here. Question 13.

(35:18):
Also taking place on Tatooine are a significant portion of
events of the Obi Wan Kenobi series, which tells the tales of
the famed Jedi Knight. After Order 66, what is the name
given to the underground networkthat worked to shelter surviving
Jedi after Order 66? This is wonderful choice.

(35:39):
I have. Multiple choice if you would
like it. Oh wait, what did you say?
Doug Snark? I said the path.
That's correct. Doug Snark.
It is called. The path.
Let's go, baby. Wow.
Crazy. I don't know where I remembered
that. Did it remember?
The choices died. I didn't.
Remember that died in a show. No one watched RIP.

(36:01):
I I watched book of both he was such a good.
Character. What a waste.
The main thing I remember. From Book of Boba Fett is the
guy. Doing the spin move before that
was. Pretty awesome.
No, the best part of the best worst part about the Book of
Boba Fett was the low speed, high speed chase.
That was a good. One, I like the part where it
was just The Mandalorian Season 2 1/2, yeah.

(36:22):
Exactly. Anyhow, that's three credits to
you, Doug Snug, redeeming yourself for that foolish
challenge. But here's question 14.
Yielding much excitement in the New Republic, there has been
word of newly uncovered tales ofthe rebel Cassian Andor.
Set to release this very week, The Andor series of tales are

(36:46):
some of the most captivating to date, following the thrilling
political strategies of the fledgling Rebel Alliance, what
character in Andor goes on to become a strong leader in the
Rebel Alliance, even leading that most recent attack and
destruction of the second Death Star?
Bix. Bix is not correct.

(37:07):
I'm sorry, Kwerkle. Remember what goes on in Andor I
don't have. Multiple choice for this.
It's not the. Droid is it Mon?
Mothma, it is Mon. Mothma, Doug.
So Mon. Mothma is the senator who is
helping the rebels throughout Andor and then Andor, she
becomes a leader of the Rebel Alliance and she's the lady with

(37:29):
like the white gown and the short red hair.
Yeah, that's Mon my. Mom.
I call her mom Mothma. Nice.
Mami mothma Mothra. Oh.
My. Gosh, my.
Sense of Jedi years looks like we'll have.
To cut our training short, because we just exited

(37:51):
hyperspace and what's this? It's an Imperial Star Destroyer.
We're dead it. Can't.
Be we're dead. Man, Alec, Alex, guys, do you
think? They're going to know I'm a
rebel A. Get.
Behind Oh my God. It is I, Granddad Morphron.

(38:19):
I'm sorry, did you try? You made yourself blue by
inverting. That's crazy.
No, it's him. Granddad Morphron.
It's me, Granddad. Morphron, but with a mustache.
Back from. Peridia yes, I spent time I had
to grow up my hair a little bit.We are so back baby.
Ready to re establish the Empire.

(38:39):
We are so back baby. Your New Republic, as I've heard
it called, does not stand a chance.
For how could they when their very own recruits accept a
traced hyperdrive and give away the plans?
What was? His name again, Don't worry.
Grispo, you will be paid well. Hey, I'm grisking great.

(39:00):
I should have shot that motherfucker.
You shouldn't shoot them. Yeah.
Come. On Gods confiscate.
Their weapons, No. Not my hand.
Stay away I. Just have.
My my love of music, Cameron. Can you pretend somebody
confiscated your weapon? Oh.
My blaster. That's everything before.

(39:25):
I execute or imprison you and I have not quite decided yet.
I need you to answer me one. Final question.
What is the current fate of the Jedi known as Ahsoka?
I knew that. Was going to be the fucking
question. That's unknown.
Well. If you watched the Ahsoka.

(39:46):
Series final episode You should know this, she's supposed.
To come out of hiding and train the next Jedi's question mark.
Oh, she's supposed to train the little.
She's supposed to train Grogu. No.
Is she? Not quite.
I think she. Might be stuck on other Galaxy
planet where the like. Parisian, where I have just come

(40:09):
from, yeah. That one.
Oh yeah, she's. Epic battle on that.
So it's true she is stranded now.
Doug Snug Here's 3 credits. Thank.
You. I'm defecting baby.
Well. Perhaps she.
Will return through the eye of Scion as I did, however.

(40:30):
I have Sauron scion. Not to be confused, I don't know
what Sauron. Is.
However, she does not possess the aid of the Night Sisters as
I did. Wait, hold on.
Hold on, let me run that one back.
Cameron, can you? Make this we are we trying to
I'm in the middle of. Something.
Hold on. All right, Ready.
Take it from. Sauron.
I do not know what Sauron is, no.

(40:52):
No, wait, what's going on? You put the ring.
On this is taking change. Oh.
My gosh, when is this? Sorcery.
Is he a night sister? He must be.
What job? Remember, that's not thrown, are
you? OK.
Or are you regurgitating? What are these names?
Guys, I got my blaster back. I can.

(41:13):
Protect us now. Get out of here, Saron.
Shoot him. Shoot.
Him shoot my. Dark Trooper gods.
Destroyed Dark Trooper guards. Have just.
Cannot. Guards, please restrain this.
You won't take me. You'll have to kill me before I

(41:34):
let this blaster go again. Hey guys, do I get?
His points. All right.
It's not worth it. I'm letting you go.
I get that. Yeah, that's.
Right, they're on. You're scared of my blaster and
this? Ring that.
Makes me go invisible now that Ithink.
Of it surely the new. Republic already knows of my
return. There is no point in executing.
You and wasting the resources, troopers confiscate their

(41:56):
hyperdrive and leave them adriftout here in the outer whim.
May you perish slowly and painfully, you rebel scum.
That's. Rude Pew.
Pew. Guys, a good name.
I love. What he did with his hair
Honest, I know. Space whales?
Jeez, put a number on him. Oh my gosh, you.

(42:17):
Guys, well done Camel Ron fending off Grand Admiral Thrun.
The New Republic will surely reward you if we ever make it
back because we're stranded out here, General I.
Worry I've got. A blaster and then you'll die.
In war, Oh my God. Oh my gosh.
Querkel. Santorini is must have had a
vision of the future. A disturbance you'll die on.

(42:38):
A planet called Ha Well. I guess.
I guess we're all that already. Happened as we.
Float out here in the cold expanse of space, we might as
well figure out who won our little training session.
So who had the most credits after all that?
Credits. I I only have 3 credits, but I
have the eternal honor of serving the New Republic.

(42:58):
I think I still. Have 6 all right.
Well, it doesn't really matter anyways.
We're probably all going to die out here.
Doug Snug, looks like you got the most points, but just
wondering if anyone figured out the challenge question.
Oh. Hey, that's on.
You, Querkel, use your force visions.
Oh yeah, Querkel. So they.
Repeated all the questions so they could remember what they
were. And Mon mothma, Mommy moth,

(43:22):
mommy mothma. I'm just going to guess.
Kaz. I'm sorry, Corkle, that's not
right. Kaz is indeed that guy's name.
That guy's name? That'd.
Be crazy, in fact. The.
The tricky little. Challenge I was seeing if anyone
caught is that Star Wars Visionsis not Canon add on.
It's completely just riff on theStar Wars timeline.

(43:46):
It's not Canon in any way, so there you go.
That really a challenge. The question you asked was
what's unique about the show? Which fair enough.
They're all in, not. Really.
Jacqueline's Quest, but you all.Lost 3 equally.
So it doesn't really matter. Fair enough.
Well, with that. Doug Snug, I think you're our
winner. And.
We hope. And if we ever get back you,

(44:08):
you'll get a medal, yeah. Yeah.
Do you think 12? Credits is enough to pay off my
loan you're loan to. Who I had to take out.
A loan for my X wing hope for. Your X wing Yeah, so we can get.
This guy, he. Seems corruptible.
I I didn't I. Didn't write a nice buttoned up
ending to this so I'm just goingto read the after about we.
Have to call the space whales tosave us.

(44:29):
Oh yeah. Let us call.
Upon the space whales, the Pergil querkil.
Use your force sensitivity to call to them.
Hey. Where you fucking space?
They've saved us the perk, it's amazing.
With we're gonna. Come.
Back with mustache, that one looks.
Tasty. Well, Kevin?
Cameron, just your beast to use.Hyperdrive.

(44:54):
I got. Dinner team.
Well, I guess. We're right back where we
started, stuck out in space. Anyways, thank you for.
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