Sisters Unscripted: Emily Takes the Mic

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
and everything can be like recorded, like it's or
like edited, so everything solike oh, I'm not editing anymore
everything it's raw, raw anduncut anyways, uh hi, I'm colt.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Welcome to uh no, that's not how I do it.
Hold on, welcome to buzzed andbalanced, your favorite podcast,
where us, your make-believefriends, talk to you about our
fucked up lives.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm colt and I'm connor and I'm meg, and with us
today is a very special guest itis my older sister I'm emily.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I'm meg's older sister.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
So fun, so fun it's so emily in your outline that I
gave you earlier.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
I said, let me pull my notes out Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
So Emily, my dearly beloved sister, tell us a little
bit about yourself.
What do you do for work?
How do you?
Well, obviously I've known you,since you tormented me as a
child.
But you know, how do you know?
The other two fuckers in theroom tormented me?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
as a child.
But you know how?
Do you know the other twofuckers in the room?
So for work, I'm a PA, I'm aphysician assistant, which
pretty much just means that Igot my master's degree studying
medicine and then I got mymedical license and I'm allowed
to practice medicine and doprocedures, prescribed medicines
, all of that.
I work in dermatology, which issuper fun.
So I'm just in a private clinicand I get to kind of do my own

(01:26):
shit.
So I work in a like satelliteclinic out in a smaller town in
Kernersville.
So I run that clinic three daysa week and then I work in our
bigger clinic in Winston one anda half days a week just seeing
patients.
I do surgeries and Botox andall kinds of stuff.
So obviously I know Megan, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can talk later
baby.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, we need to talk about parties, if I sound.
I'm trying to get into seeing adermatologist for a long time
Cause like I am out in the sunand I like definitely have tan
and I was a lifeguard for fiveyears and we have family history
of melanoma, but I still wantit to be tan.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
You need to come in and see me.
I need to come see you and wecan do a two for one because I
need to get this like togetherwe can get it together.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's getting we have been talking about it.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, yeah, collectively the gays have.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, it's yeah, we didn't want to tell you, but you
know it's been an issue.
We're gonna kick you out, butyou can probably save his
position in the gays yeah, yeah,I just come see me, I am the
top dog of the gays.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Thank you okay, regina, george, I am, I'm I was
told today I was the kevin baconof the gays that is true oh, is
that right and I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Everybody has like five connections to you seven
degrees of kevin bacon.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's like everybody knows, somebody who knows
somebody yeah, it used to belike me, but I don't really care
.
People away from everybody.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh, the seven degrees of separation thing, that, yeah
, there was a kevin bacon thingand it used to be a show.
I don't know why they calledthat, but oh, they say seven
degrees of kevin bacon well, myfriends always used to make fun
of me because after me and mylike first ex broke up, I'd
never found someone that didn'tknow my ex-boyfriend, and so
they'd be like you need to haveseven degrees of separation from
everybody it's like impossible,like yeah it is fucking

(03:08):
impossible especially here,especially in one, especially
here, thankfully with, like myexes no one.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I've always like dated people who are like more
like, like, not into the scene,I guess into the community,
which is also kind of a problem,but whatever, um, so I've never
had that issue, thankfully.
Oh my gosh, I yeah winston istiny like today.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I was.
Our parents are under contracton the house.
I was scheduling their closingand so I was emailing with the
paralegal but we always use themright.
So I know this woman very well,so I email her and I'm like
these are my parents and shegoes where'd your dad go?
To high school?
And so I tell, I tell her, andshe was like was, was he a bus
driver?
And I was like, yeah, yeah, hewas.
And she was like, oh my God, Ihad a crush on him in high

(03:49):
school.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Wait, your dad was a bus driver in high school.
Yeah, so was my dad.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh my God, shut up.
Wait, where did you?
Did he go?
To Reynolds?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, he didn't go to Reynolds driving tractors at
like age of nine on the farm andthen he started driving the bus
and, like his, like littlebrother and sister to school
yeah

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I didn't know that, went to high point, drove buses
like that's crazy.
A lot similar things, yeah,yeah we we talked about the
whole high point.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Like we all have connections, like my parents met
at high point, oh yeah, andstuff.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
I went there for a year.
Right, you went there for ayear.
I went to.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Wesleyan, which was right next door in high school
in middle, yeah you went toWesleyan.
Wesleyan.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I did not know that getting fucked in the what is
the church?
The chapel yeah, I do, oh, I doremember you talking about that
.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
okay, my dad will probably listen to this, so we
can.
Actually, I already told my dadabout it.
You didn't fuck, you just got ablowjob.
Yeah, I just got it.
Yeah, it was my first time, andthat praise the Lord.
First time.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Praise the Lord, praise be Amen, miracles happen
I mean the Lord was smiling downon you.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
when that was happening, she was up there
saying you go girl.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, yes, she was.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
She was Homecoming.
I got my first blowjob in a inlike we'll bleep it out.
There's like a field behind itand there's trees.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
And I met up.
Was it a guy or girl?
Were you in middle school?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Were you in middle school.
I was in high school Damn.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
How'd you meet this one?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Like from where?
Just like Facebook, like herandomly like went to another
school.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
He definitely is real .

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, I was like oh, I'm straight, but you know, I
was still doing all that shit.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Girl.
Yeah, but I'm like curious orwhatever, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
And so was he, and he sucked my dick and it was great
.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I didn't suck it.
Well, I think I tried.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
It was he had a huge dick he sucked mine, but I did
not suck it, didn't soundselfish, but anyway that's every
one in their early 20s yeah,that's true

Speaker 1 (05:55):
going to random marriott hotel rooms pulling
your pants down, getting yourdick sucked and leaving no, no I
thought that was like auniversal connor was the one
going to suck dick.
Oh, see, we were on oppositesides of it because I was like,
yes, I'm straight or even when Iwas gay, I was still like oh
same, even though, like my purse, fell out of my mouth every

(06:16):
time I opened it I didn't comeout before you.
That's crazy when'd you comeout?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
I was 21 yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
well then, but you're younger than me.
I came out at 23, so I guessyou technically came out a
little bit before me, but Ididn't come out to my dad until
I was like 29.
Like two years ago, three yearsago, I don't fucking know.
That's not why we're here.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Dude, that's so crazy .
So after our first episode andI posted you guys on Instagram
Tommy DM'd me.
Tommy McGuinn yeah because hewas like talk about me and I was
like no and he was like that'sso crazy that, you know, connor,
we, you know, went to campaignstogether.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I love you, tommy.
He's such a cutie.
I always had a little crush onhim he told me.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
He said Connor always said he wasn't gay.
As it goes, I did.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
As it goes, I'm not gay even though I'll never
forget I was like Tommy was.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah, I was yeah, he's so funny, I always thought
Tommy was a little cutie.
I remember when I was in middleschool, I was on the bus and
there was another girl at myschool named Emily Todd, and
this is when I was like you knowI think that you know,
everybody has these thoughts,but you're just supposed to keep
them to yourself, right?
And so this Emily Todd girl hadmade out with another girl and
everyone's like it was you.
I'm like, no, it wasn't.

(07:25):
No, it wasn't.
What are you talking about?
I'm like, oh, my God, I wonderwho she was making out with.
I'm like, oh, like a girl.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
She's a neat girl.
Oh my God, yeah, it's like I'mdefinitely not.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
And here we are, here we are.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Oh my gosh question for you, which is a little bit
of um.
You know we grew up superevangelical Christian, right?
So what?
What do you think like yourfeelings were about being gay
when you were little?
Was it just kind of the thingof like everybody feels this way
, or did you ever feel like kindof like shame with it?
Like, what was your experience?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
So you know, this is something that I think now, just
being like an older adult,definitely like delving into a
little bit more.
But I remember like being inelementary school and like
having feelings for girls, likeI remember the first girl that
it was third grade, her name wasEllie, I will not fully out her
, but I remember like runningdown the hallway with Ellie and

(08:26):
then she like went to grab myhand and I felt like electricity
through my whole body.
I'm like oh my gosh, I lovethis.
I named my first Build-A-Bearafter her and I still have that
Build-A-Bear to this day.
Yeah, but yeah.
So when it comes to like thereligious aspect of it, I think
I mean our parents didn't reallygrow up super bigoted even
though we were like Christianand I mean our parents didn't
really grow up super bigotedeven though we were like

(08:46):
Christian and evangelical andall of that.
They didn't tell us to like,hate people and like what we see
nowadays, but it was likefrowned upon.
You know, it was a.
You don't do this, it's notnormal.
So I thought, okay, well,everybody probably has these
thoughts, right, Like everyone'sprobably thinking like same sex
.
They're hot, I can have like alittle wet dream about them and
that's normal and everything'scool, and I'm repulsed by the

(09:09):
opposite sex and you're justsupposed to deal with it, you
know.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
So that's the loudest train I've ever heard in my
life and the wind is how I canfeel the wind.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Dead.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
like pause, I dead ass hate the train here when I
was living in Roanoke when I wasdead ass hate the train here
when I was living in roanoke,when I was, you know it?
Yeah, because I used to livedown the street, yeah, and we
used to live on the train tracklike, yeah, we could see I was
on one side, he was on the other.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, because I lived where.
What's that guy's name?
Matt off a chestnut.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh, david with the hoa, yeah, david says hi, by the
way, I told him you were comingon.
Oh, I'll tell him, yes, I will.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
But yeah, that was the worst, and when I lived in
Roanoke they would have to besilent the entire time they went
through the city.
It was an ordinance and it wasso nice.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, here they just like I would be fine Hit
motherfuckers but like let mesleep.
Do we have a window?
Do you have a window?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Oh, I have the window Open a little bit back there.
Should I close it all the way?
I good like it was hot in here.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I was like is this okay, let me collapse in, that
would be, we could pay out.
Oh girl, I'd be, so I would beretiring tomorrow yeah, oh my
god, oh, to get but I still getmy severance when I get fired,
so double money do you know howmuch severance you're gonna get?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
is it like normally?
I would get 30 or 90 days orsomething.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, it depends.
It's supposed to be a week forevery year.
You've been there, I've beenthere 10 minutes A week.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, I thought it was a month.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I wish.
No, they probably give me threemonths, four months, but it
just depends.
Yeah, also, I don't know, I'mprobably not getting let go.
Let's get real.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I have meetings all next week that I guess they're
not offering, they're all likefreaking out.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
They're like kind of like you're gonna be here, right
, like you gotta move out, and Iwas like yes, like my
schedule's ready, I'm good,y'all are in new new york,
because I'm not doing the newyork trip.
I'm letting them do that andthen I'm gonna be here so I can
have my own life.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Oh, my gosh anyway.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Anyways, here we are but yes, so you know, we grew up
like going to youth group andwe grew up going to like kids
rock and all of this other stuffand it was such a like integral
part of our lives and I feltlike you were just supposed to
lean into it.
And then just also going tohigh school in the south, like
all your friends are christiansand everybody wanted to be like
a part of like that community.

(11:23):
So you just kind of leaned intoit and you you did the status
quo.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
So but then, like in high school, you, because we
were we differed very much,whereas like I leaned way more
into the whole youth group thingand you went, I went soft on
you were the um thedisappointment.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
I was the.
I used to not be the favorite.
And that may have changed now.
Who?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
knows For four years I was the good kid she was.
She didn't drink.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
You may have done other things that were
disappointing, that they didn'tknow about.
But yeah, I had this dichotomyof I would go to youth group and
like love that and go on mymission trips and like serve the
Lord, and then also like Iwould be going out every weekend
and getting fucked up in afield and drinking a fifth of
Smirnoff by myself.
So oh, yeah, it was for you.

(12:16):
I can't anything watermelonflavored.
I cannot have any more.
When you took that I said,praise be, oh my God.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
It was a big no.
Oh God, I remember yeah, butyeah no.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
I would party in high school but then at the same
time like clean myself up and goto youth group on Sundays.
I remember getting to theJamaica airport or no, the
airport to go to Jamaica to goon a mission trip and I was
still drunk from the party Iwent to the night before, but I
was ready to serve the Lord amenyeah so.
I mean we didn't really have alot of exposure, I guess, to

(12:52):
like gay people yeah, you haveno one in your family nobody in
the family.
No, nobody in the family becauseeverybody grew up like Baptist
hellfire brimstone yeah, right,southern Baptist, oh, southern
Baptist, yeah, and your partnersaid what's like her side?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
is her family open and does she come from the same
kind of religious background?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
hers is a little bit.
I mean, it's almost kind ofmurky because she's from florida
, okay, so she.
But like florida beforedesantis, okay, you know what I
mean.
And so orlando used to be likereally open and they would have
like good pride stuff.
She was out when she was inFlorida and then she moved here
and she had to like closetherself back in so but her
parents were always religiousand so they thought she was

(13:33):
always going through like alittle phase and then she just
kind of like closeted herself alittle bit.
But it was always experimentingas people say yeah, all dead.
Yeah, she was caught in thebedroom several times and it's
like, oh no, we're just having asleepover.
What do you mean?
So, hers was a little biteasier, I think, when she was
younger, and then it made adifference when she moved here.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Good, that's good.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, but not the same experience.
For myself, it was very muchlike you stay in your little box
and you stay closeted and justgo with the status quo and then,
once you got like a little bitmore freedom, like you go to
college, like when I moved toVirginia.
That's when I really startedlike finding myself and
accepting myself for who I amyou know, so I actually came out

(14:17):
when I was 24.
I want to say it was when I was24 and it was like directly when
I moved to Virginia.
So I lived in Roanoke for PAschool Roanoke, great little
city, so cute.
But um, I just remember, likeright before that I had had a
crush on a girl and I was likeI'm not gonna write this off,
like I need to like confrontmyself and I realized, like you

(14:39):
know what like you like women,and that's okay and this is also
a great time because you're notnear your family, you're not
near your normal community, solet's start dating.
So I ended up downloadingTinder and trying to like date
there.
And if you know Roanoke, youknow it's in Southwest Virginia
and that is a hard place to date.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Oh, my gosh, a bunch of grenades, a bunch.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
I mean, if that is the kindest way to put it, oh my
gosh, I there was like a fewgirls that I would talk to, and
then there was one girl that Iended up dating and it just
didn't work out.
But everybody else looked likethey lived in the mountains.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So mountain women, it in themountains.
Yes, yeah, yeah, mountain women, it's the teeth.
It's the teeth, it's that wholeWest Virginia, Virginia kind of
yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
It's like maybe your parents are cousins, I don't
know yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Could be yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
It was hard, but it was at least like freeing to you
know, come out, you know.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, definitely to you know, come out.
You know, yeah, definitely.
So I remember when I, when wekind of like came out to each
other a little bit, it was, um,we were I was at like this
japanese restaurant with my momand I was asking her if I could
go to charlotte pride with myfriends, because even though I
was in college, I still livedwith her and I knew she would

(16:03):
like be weirded out if I went topride.
So I was like, hey, I just wantto let you know I'm doing this.
She was like Megan Lynn, areyou gay?
And I just laughed in her faceand I was like, I mean, yeah, I
do kind of like women and shewas like does your sister know?
and all I could think about inmy head was I know that bitch
has to be gay too and.

(16:24):
I like called Emily, yes, and Iwas like, hey, girly, I just
like kind of came out to mom inthe weird ass way and she was
like, yeah, I'm, I also likewomen I've been dating here in
Roanoke and I was like, oh okay,yeah, cool, that's beautiful.
See, it wasn't like anythingcrazy, yeah it was not anything
crazy and so, but it was a.

(16:45):
It was a different experienceafter you like, met Sid and had
to really kind of like tell yeahparents.
Would you like to talk aboutyour your start of your
relationship with Sidney andwhat that was like coming out to
mom and dad?

Speaker 4 (16:57):
yeah, so Sid and I met back in 2021, so like mid-y.
I want to say um also is my no,this building's going to, it's
no, no, no, I, it's in and out.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
I feel like my batteries I think mine was dying
too, because I was going in andout too.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
We could just take them off oh, okay, also, are we
going to die?
Oh my gosh, this is a wind gustreally quick.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
I mean, like this has to be a.
No, it's supposed to be reallybad wind 38 miles per hour.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh my god, that's insane.
Okay, sorry everyone.
Oh, this feels off.
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I can actually hear you guys.
Okay, Sorry, everyone oh thisfeels off.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, it does.
This feels off.
I can actually hear you guys,yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Well, it's blowing wind or it's gusting, yeah
gusting.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
It's more than a gust .
Are they being pushed over?
Yeah, oh, I want to see One guy.
He just ran and he kind of likestumbled.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
This is TikTok gold guys, oh guy he just ran and he
kind of like this is tiktok goldguys.
Oh, we're missing it.
We could be famous.
Oh, that's so bad.
Look at that stoplight rightthere it's just she is swinging
oh damn if only we had a camera.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
We could all be making this up, and they're just
great actors wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I wonder if you can hear it like in the background
well, these windows.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
I think they're messed up because like they
don't lock.
So I think there's like theydidn't build these right.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
But like I feel a draft like a little bit yeah
yeah they're just so loud Iwonder if this is gonna it's not
gonna mess up the audio, though, right I?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
don't know.
I feel like I don't think, so Ididn't hear it.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
They are they I mean that's loud, but I think this
mic should and I think you canedit out like back noise too
yeah, we have a thing right?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
well, look at that, we have a thing so um yeah okay,
so sydney 2021.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
So we met in 2021 like right at the mid of the
pandy and she I had taken like abreak from dating before that.
I'd like had been seeing a girllike directly before that and
then didn't work out.
That was fine.
Um, I was like you know whatI'm going to put myself back out

(19:19):
there.
It just gave me the confidence.
You know, after not dating fora year, I'm like this gives me
the confidence I know what Iwant, like I know that I'm into
women.
So I made a hinge account,which was my first time making a
hinge account.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I haven't been on hinge in forever.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
I know, yeah, so me neither.
I make a hinge account.
I have no idea how it works, soI didn't set my settings
correctly.
It like didn't offer to do it,so it just said she lived
downtown.
I'm like that's really cool, Ilive downtown.
So we talked, like we vibed alot, we set up a FaceTime date
and it turns out she lived indowntown Raleigh.

(19:54):
But yeah.
So my settings were at ahundred miles and she was 97
miles away.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
But our FaceTime date just went so well and we just
connected like so immediatelythat we had our first date here,
we went to Mojitos and thenshe's like stayed over that
night and it was just likethat's, that's it, I don't know.
It was just like an immediateconnection.
I always tell her like the onething that like set me off for

(20:26):
being like you are the one isI've never wanted kids like ever
never, wanted to.
I still don't want to like hostanything within this bod, but,
um, she was saying her ideal isto one day like have a lake
house and so like her kids cango like play in the water and
her parents could, and this isanother whole thing.
But her parents could have alike second house, like an

(20:50):
in-law suite house, kind ofthing, so then they could free
nanny.
But I remember yeah I rememberhearing that and that normally
would like scare me off and belike shut it down.
We're moving on to the next oneand I was like you know what I
can like see that I couldactually picture it in my mind.
So, yeah, so we just long, longdistant, dated for I want to

(21:12):
say like a year, two months yougot that.
We you hauled really quick yeahwe you hauled in the fact that
we went on our first date.
We went on our second date.
We immediately started datingand then a week later we said I
love you.
But then after that, everythingwas normal.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
They are fitting the stereotype to a T.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
That's like low-key.
Like my roommates, theyliterally went on one date and I
was living with Brie and thenCasey essentially moved in that
night and they've been togetherever since, and that was back in
2018.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yeah, been together ever since and that was back in
2018.
Yeah, so we didn't move intogether until, like, we were
dating for eight months to ayear.
I want to say time is a socialconstruct, so who even knows?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
go with it.
Mag, we'll go but yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
So we ended up moving in together in my townhouse and
then that wasn't enough roombecause I've got a dog and she's
got two dogs and we didn't havea yard.
So we're like we need to buy ahouse.
And then we got two dogs and wedidn't have a yard, so we're
like we need to buy a house.
And then we found the housewe're in now, and so we bought a
house and moved in and it'sbeen history ever since.
So we got engaged last May andwe're getting married this
September.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
How long had did you date before you got engaged?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Okay, so November 2021,.
We got engaged last May, may.
So what is that?
A year and a half, okay, Ithink, if I'm not a math girly
so I couldn't tell you yeah butthat's a year and a half.
Yeah, you waited a normalamount of time for that I think
that's yeah, yeah, and part ofit's like I mean, we could have
waited longer, but at the sametime, you know, you know, you

(22:42):
already bought that house yeah,I've never like had any doubts
in my reservations or noreservations?
yeah, there's no.
Like weird, you know, get awayfrom me, or oh, you annoy me.
I'm so glad that you're likeshe still works in raleigh and
so she'll like commute to workand then she'll stay in raleigh
like one night a week just tolike save on gas and her sanity

(23:03):
yeah and I'm never like thankgod, you're staying away yeah,
you know it's like, oh, I missyou, like she was gone last
night and I'm like I can't waitto get home and see her.
She'll be home from work, soit's been.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
It's been great he's a great girl.
When did you decide that it wasreal enough for you to tell mom
and dad that you were?

Speaker 4 (23:22):
yeah, so that was that was definitely in the
u-haul phase.
So, my, if we back up, like myhistory of telling my parents
about people that I dated, whichhistorically was, sadly, men um
, my history with that was I'veprobably told them about two
people I've dated over mylifetime and I've maybe dated
four people, you know.

(23:42):
So I always waited like atleast 90 days because I knew I
would get sick of someone enoughat 90 days.
You know so for her it was twoweeks in and I was at my
parents' house to like dropGracie off because I was going
to go stay with her in Raleigh.
And they're like, oh, who areyou seeing?
Like what guy are you seeing?
Like what's his name?
I'm like, oh actually, ohactually, and it just it felt so

(24:05):
right.
I'm like you know what?
I have to do this now becauseI'm gonna do it in the future.
So I just said, like I'mactually seeing a woman and her
name is Sydney.
She's amazing, like she'shilarious, she's so loving,
she's got ambition, she's justlike the best person that I know
and we're really getting toknow each other.
So that's actually who I'mdating.
Like I like women and my that Iknow and we're really getting

(24:25):
to know each other.
So that's actually who I'mdating, like I like women and my
experience, I think, wasdifferent than Megan's with with
my mom's response and then mydad's also response you didn't
mention but, um, they just kindof like teared up a little bit
and they're like we love you andif that's like who you see
yourself with and thank you forcoming to us and like we would
love to meet her.

(24:45):
So they ended up meeting herlike a week or two later at my
birthday.
So yeah, it was, it wassurprising and it was very warm
and also coming out to mygrandma too.
So my dad's mom, who also grewup Baptist and she lives at
Salem town now.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Oh really.
Oh, that's cute.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah, but she, one of her best friends, is like the
super, like liberal formerpastor and they like do all of
these different workshops.
She's like working and learningmore and more and it's amazing.
But I had her over for dinnerand I remember coming you were
there, yeah and I remembercoming outdoor and like showing
her a picture like this is whoI'm seeing is sydney, and she

(25:25):
just gave me a big hug and I'mpretty sure at this point, like
sydney's in the will and all ofus have been kicked out oh yeah,
no mom is obsessed with sydneymom calls sydney more than she
calls me, like straight up, likeI never talk all the time like
all the time all the time.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, it is really sweet, I will say no.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
the first time you told my mom that you were gay,
you said this is my girlfriendSydney.
She said oh great, that's thetime that she realized you did
not mean girly friend yeah, hetook her two times to come out
to my mom because the first timedid not register.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
My mom was like girlfriend.
Yeah, it did it, did it justtook her a second.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
It was really tender.
Yeah, she like teared up.
It was very, very sweet, yeah,I think yeah, very shocking how
mom and dad were.
They were cool, cooler with itthan I thought they would be
when you came out and but I willsay, like they're, how have you
dealt with like their responsessince, with like some of the
things that they've told you?
If you want to talk about that,you don't have to.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Um, as far as stuff they've told me since then.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
I mean the only stuff that I can think of how many
like we're going to come to yourengagement party and then yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
I think that that was more of a like repression thing
for me.
Yeah is they were like, oh no,we're not going to come to the
engagement party.
I'm like, well, they alreadyhad a vacation planned, so like
I'll just let them have thatexcuse, I guess.
But the only thing I can reallythink of and hopefully mom and
dad will never- listen to it.
I guess I don't think, but um isafter, like, I came out to my

(27:02):
parents you know, I guess I left, went about my business and my
mom like looked at my dad andwas like like what are we going
to do?
Like how are we going to dealwith this?
What are we going to do?
And my dad was like we're justgoing to love our daughter, you
know she's still our daughter.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
It's always the dads at least, that are like cool
with it.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
And it's the moms that are like ah.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Which is crazy, because my dad is the super
religious one and my mom is likenot.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
It makes no sense so that's really all.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
They haven't really said anything to me.
I know that, oh my gosh, so I'mnot a traditional type of
person regardless, but Sydneywanted to ask my parents
permission for you know, my handin marriage.
And God, I was like, pleasedon't do this and, if you do,
don't mention religion, becauseit's not a winning conversation.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
And she's like got it .
And then what does she do?
Opposite?
So apparently it was going welland they were like, yeah, you
know, like we love how you loveour daughter and all of that.
And then Sydney just mentionsreligion and then my dad just
goes off the deep end.
And then I get home and theconversation stopped.
I'm like, okay, I can tell thiswas not going.
Well, so she's, she came to me.

(28:18):
She's like I don't know if thatwas a yes or a no or what that
was, and it's it's because ofthat.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Okay, I'm going to smoothly transition into this
one.
So, uh, are you the only gayperson at your office?
How does that work?
That's a great question.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
How's it being gay?
Yeah, that's a great question.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
How's it being?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
gay being a PA.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
So there's like two sides to this, right, because
you have your office culture andthen you have like actually
seeing your patients.
And with office culture, I wasthe only gay person there, but I
, megan, can tell you I'm a likehardheaded, very like
independent, like I will own myshit kind of girly.
So once I came out, it's likethis is who I am.

(28:59):
You take it or leave it, yeah,and if you don't like it, you
can fuck right off.
So I was the only gay person atthe office and nobody gave a
shit.
Everybody was really happy.
They're like oh, we love Sydney.
Like once they met her andeverybody was cool.
Once they met her and everybodywas cool.
Now they ended up hiring twolesbian PAs.
One of them ended up going backto school.
The other one is still thereand she's about to go to PA

(29:23):
school and I'm like so I'm notthe only one now, yeah, yeah.
So she's, she's super cool.
But with patients it's a littlebit different.
You know, for most people Iwould say like 95% of people
it's like.
You know, I'll tell you I don'tlike to talk about myself or my
life, because that encounter isnot about me, I've never talked
to my doctor about like hisfamily life.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
So like, what are you up to?
Yeah Right.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah, but like some people, when you say like, how's
your day, what are your plansthis week, and they like ask you
the same and I'll I'll answer.
And then some people willnotice like, oh, you're engaged,
like you know, is he treatingyou right?
I'm like, well, you know it'sactually a she or whatever, but
there are some that are justthose old farts and you just

(30:05):
kind of let it go or you don'trespond to it.
So there are some people thatit's just better to not even
talk about yourself too.
Yeah, so it's not hard, but weare in the bible belt.
Yeah, so there's a church.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I've seen, I have made some shocked faces.
Do you have patients that cometo you because they're like oh,
I feel more comfortable with,like a gay person?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
I'm wondering that because over the past like
couple months I've had a lot ofgay and transgender patients
like more, more than most.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I would feel more comfortable with my doctor when
I on my insurance.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I can like search for lgbtq plus friendly doctors so
I wonder if you come up as thatI would.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
I think you have to like register it as like you are
yeah, you know probably so, butI don't know if it's like a
word of mouth thing or what itis but I've had a lot of lesbian
lesbian, lesbian lesbianlesbian.
But yeah, I've definitely had alot more, and I think I mean, I
think that's important too,because even in friend groups,

(31:05):
you know, a lot of our, ourfriends, are straight Like a lot
of my best friends are straight, and that's great, but at the
same time it's hard because youcan't have the same kind of
understanding or you knowconversations.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
So I think it's great to have somebody that
understands you on thatfundamental level you know to go
see so do you think that that'slike going back to like the
friend thing, cause, yeah, like,most of your best friends are
straight.
Do you think that's somethingthat you feel like you're
lacking in Like?
Is that something you want forlike 2024?
To like make more gay friends?
Yeah, definitely I cause I feel, like all the people that we

(31:38):
know like love you.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
like his roommates love you, so it's just a matter
of like and I think, like whathappened there, because I met
like Bree and Casey and a lot ofthem just at like drag bunches
over like 2022.
But that was still.
I was in that weird phase ofit's the pandemic and should I?
Be, doing stuff versus not, andit's kind of like as a
healthcare hero you know, shouldI be going?

(32:04):
But you know it's.
I had that guilt phase of likeshould I even be going out right
now and like seeing people thataren't in your immediate bubble
or work?
So I feel like I kind of likeclosed the door on myself myself
, not hanging out with themsooner yeah so I definitely want
to try to reach out and makemore like lesbian friends gay
friends.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, yeah, no, and I it's not.
Yeah, it's like gay city hall.
It's called literally like it'sliterally gay city hall.
It's like the lesbian loungelike we everyone's welcome, big
ass couch.
We have a gay bar downstairsyeah, in the summer we just like
hang out outside and just likeshits and giggles, like whatever
I love S and G's.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Yeah, I would love to take part in that this year
2024.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Make it more gay, make America gay again.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
That's a great yeah, we need that to be our merch.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Oh, okay, and me and I will be watching sports at
some point.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Okay, well, I don't care about that.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I do love some sports I do love some sports.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Well, I'll get my boyfriend.
I know he's a man, but he'sbasically a lesbian.
He likes dick, but he'sbasically a lesbian.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Oh my God, no Spencer and I can go on another
television.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Casey will do that with you too.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Oh amazing, finally somebody that does Bravo TV.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
I hate that and sports, so I'll be smoking pot
with Betsy, I think.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Sydney will be with you.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
We just have everything.
Yeah, you guys are a reallycollective group.
I love it at work.
Yeah, it works.
What?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
other kind of weird groups are there at our get
togethers.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Oh, oh at ours.
Well, we always have some.
We have the more nerdy which Iguess has Spencer within it the
whole nerdy Pokemon they talkabout.
They talk about gaming, notvideo games, but games and stuff
.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
We play video games.
I love video games too.
Theirs are just weird.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I've never heard of these things.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Are they like D&D?
What are they doing?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
oh, it's even weird yeah and like but KT plays.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
D&D.
Oh, those is it.
Those like complex, like cardgames yes.
I hate that shit.
That's worse than when someonetries to explain to you like a
regular ass card game agreedyeah those are.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I gotta do math, not, you want me to world build.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
No, I'm not doing that, especially as I'm drinking
.
I'm like I am not here for thatno, there's no way oh my god,
yeah, I can barely.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I mean I will play some the heck out of some cards
like regular cards when I'mdrinking.
Yeah, that sounds absolutelyhorrible.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I'm so sorry to hear that yeah but wait, I'm gonna
sub in is what we're gonna doyeah, we'll do that wait in and
I'm gonna go get my nails donecorrect I don't really get my
nails done but, you're gonna goto my girl
we should all go katie, but I,you know I got.
I went with greg for the firsttime time and did a manicure.
I didn't get anything on it,but, um, it fucking hurt.

(35:00):
I was bleeding and I was likegreat.
And he was like yeah, bitchLike, cause you never get them
done.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, it's going to hurt, but no, you could have
fucking warned me to type.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
You took the day off.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I was bleeding.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I'm so sorry, my fingers are in so much pain.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
How are you bleeding this?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
bitch like I mean, she was fucking up your cuticles
.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
She was messing them up.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Did she?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
soak them first.
They like soak them.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I don't even remember .

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, my girl today.
I got my nails done today, andthere's like one little cuticle
thing that I think she clipped alittle bit too much, but other
than that, oh, you're notbleeding.
Oh, those are fine well, I getmy nails done every three weeks,
oh yeah, so what a luxury.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
I got right I just like you know if you did do your
nails you could buy a houseyeah, you're right, you're right
, you're right in this

Speaker 1 (35:51):
economy if you don't got mommy daddy money checks.
I don't know like I don't knowabout that.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I yeah, no, I just tell myself I'm like I'm so poor
I don't spend money on anythingextravagant.
The one thing I'm gonna do formyself is get my nails done
that's because my best friendtold me because that was my news
resolution for 2023 was to belike more girly.
I know that sounds so silly,but my best friend she gets her
nails done all the time and shetold me she was like, yeah, the

(36:19):
best thing about having yournails done is it.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Even when you're wearing like a sweatshirt and
leggings, you still feel likesuper like you look put together
yeah, cause you could bewearing like fucking the worst
clothes ever.
Yeah, and people be like oh.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
And people be like oh , that's a style, oh, my gosh,
yeah, it's super hygienic andI'm really funny about nails and
feet and like hands and liketeeth, especially oh gosh, but
it's just like very hygienic andlike yeah, again it makes you
put very like together.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I love it.
It makes me feel better aboutmyself because I stopped dyeing
my hair in that, because thatused to be my thing.
That like made me feel betterand now I'm more like and now
it's my natural color.
Because that was so freakingexpensive and I was spending
like 300 every few months forblonde hair when I was in
college and didn't have money,something like that.

(37:06):
It was just stupid.
And so this is what is, youknow, 65 every three weeks so
yeah, but you gotta treatyourself.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
You do, you just have to treat yourself.
I got a clutch sometimes and Igot an anchor with colt, like
every other day where's anchorcoffee?
What yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
I haven't been, I've never been either.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I'm actually like confused where it's at and I
don't believe it exists yeah,but I know it's there next, next
to Dram and Drought.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
It's a tucked away.
I'll never go to Remedy.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
That's like my coffee shop, but you don't go there
for coffee.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
You get alcohol there .

Speaker 3 (37:40):
No, I go there for coffee, I mean yes, por que no
los dos, but no, I get coffeethere like pretty regularly,
pretty regularly.
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Okay, weekends before I get some wine.
Um and no, but I used to be abig camino whore.
Oh, I was there all the time.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I just think it's overrated and like I just go to
the brookstown one all the timethat's where I used to go to.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
It was great before they renovated both of them,
fourth street, yeah but thenthey renovated both of them, and
now they're not as cozy as theyused to be, they're not cozy
they do have like a littlepastry though, and I love their
bread.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
I do go and get their bread, their bread and their
quiche.
The CD is nonsense.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Bobby Boy is great too, because their cold brews
are their ice cubes are actuallike cold brew, oh really.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
And then they make an ice cube out of it.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Oh, that's nice, so it never gets watered down.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, but the line there's oh it's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
I just want to say something controversial.
I think bobby boy bake shop isoverrated.
As far as their pastries go,yeah, I think that they're a
little bit too outlandish andit's not I just want like a
basic panna chocolate.
You know, I just want achocolate croissant yeah and
there's just has like the nice.
I mean it looks like glass onthe top of it and it's just
extra.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I've never really had , I just get the coffee I like
kavista attached.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, I've had their like sandwiches before yeah, and
they're like prosciutto one isreally good on their back.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Oh my god, it's so good yeah yeah, yeah, because I
do see their pastries.
I'm like that looks really nice, but I'm not spending seven or
eight dollars on this yeah,strip of chocolate yeah yeah, no
, but I.
But I will spend like 20 a dayon coffee, so oh, yeah, for sure
.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
So, uh, our beautiful host, colt, had a birthday the
other day.
Would you like to, yeah, gointo that crazy?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
great birthday.
It's my 31st birthday, so I didit big last year for my 30th
and I was like you know, I lovebeing an attention whore and
just getting shit faced for onenight with like it's like the
marvel universe, like everymovie crossover comes in, like
you know it's so true.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, like that is real.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Every crossover raleigh comes and like everybody
comes and it's just likeamazing, everybody comes.
I didn't think about the doubleentendre but it's true,
everybody does um, and that wasreally the goal of my birthday,
yeah it's for everyone to come,I mean boys I, when we were,
when we were there.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Uh, so you did it at a bar in winston right like the
bamboo, a tiki bar little bambootiki bar, which was so fun.
But I remember at one pointjust looking around and I was
like, oh, this whole bar isbasically here for cold, like
everybody, it was just the mostrandom assortment of people you
introduced me to some like, like, respectfully like older woman.

(40:27):
I was like who like she?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
was I'm obsessed with her.
She came up and told, told meshe was like yeah, so tomorrow
I'm divorcing my husband I saidyes, bitch yes yes like came up
and just said it oh my god, goodfor her to meet you was, I love
that vibe, I love her oh mygosh yeah, so did she, I hope
she did, huh yeah did she yeah,she went, and she went skydiving

(40:50):
the next day she had a big dayshe had a huge day I was.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
We're now friends on linkedin.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Oh my god, I'm gonna be like can I come work for you
because?
I want to work for a badassqueen yeah, oh my god, I would
learn so much in my career ifshe hates botox, let me know.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
I want to meet her.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah, she's pretty, she's pretty she's beautiful,
she's marketing manager back inthe day, for who champion like
in the 90s?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
oh okay, she probably knows my dad and okay her.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I guess future ex-husband worked at haines too
anyway, oh really it was so funit was so fun we had a pre-game
here beforehand and it was onlythe most important people that
were invited to the pre-game.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
That makes sense yeah , vip, uh, and then yeah, people
VIP, yeah, vip.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
And then, yeah, people got wristbands.
So it's a big secret, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
And what the wristbands do is you can go up
to the bar and just get whateverthe hell you want.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
So I did.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah, and I couldn't even tell you how many drinks I
had, how many first off Jell-Oshots we had, before we even
went out.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Oh yeah, Didn't you make like 300 jello shots?
I think it was like 200.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
It looked like 300.
It looked like 300.
It was a lot.
I don't really count them, andthey were not weak.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
They weren't.
They were thick.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
And then Greg was running around saying all right,
if you have to go to thebathroom, did it.
I'm pretty sure we had some atthe bar, oh, oh because everyone
had to walk you.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah, when you left you had everyone had to take one
to go, yeah so we're doingjello shots at the bar um, but
anyway.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
So then, um how much was your tab?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I do want to know?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
yeah, because I was like capping at a thousand, like
including the tip and stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah and then um sean came up to, I was like capping
at a thousand, like includingthe tip and stuff.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
And then Sean came up to me and was like we're there
and I was like 200 more and thenhe was like he didn't ask again
.
I think I was blasted.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
You're just going to keep doing it.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
No, I'm not Like we're going to stop.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Oh yeah, because I remember I went up to the bar
and Sean was like we're about toclose down.
What do you want?
Your tab, what do you want?
I was like, okay, yeah, cool.
I ordered three more drinks.
I think it's so funny becauseme and Zach are only going to
get four drinks.
It's going to be two and two.
It's just going to be two andtwo.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Did I do that?
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
It was also fun.
We got like eight.
Uh.
One of our friends wrote umdifferent sayings on the like
wristbands, mine was like, iffound, please call, and had
spencer's number, my boyfriend,what was yours?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
I don't remember, it was just given to me because
someone was like that's you, ohmy god it was something about.
There's something about likerelationship, something like
with like dating or something.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
It was like something really funny some people got
some really embarrassing onesyeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
It was great really cute.
I thought I took a picture ofmine and I guess I didn't damn
and then I remember when we weredoing the the cake and um
spencer was holding it, yourboyfriend and you blew it out
and like sparks flew into hisface, which was really fun.
So, like witness, yeah, yeah,true love, true love.

(44:00):
It was really great.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
I didn't realize.
I gave my phone to my sister,was like, can you take it?
Like capture this.
Meanwhile, like you know, 15people are also capturing and I
was like, oh, I really didn'tmean to do this, but I got a
bunch of angles.
Yeah, yeah, capturing it I waslike oh, I really didn't mean to
do this, but I got a bunch ofangles.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
So, yeah, yeah, it was fun.
I just remember being in thebathroom and my sister was
calling me and my roommate was.
She answered the phone for mebecause I was peeing and soren
was like, yeah, you should come.
And then I got on the phonewith emily and I was like, oh my
god, yeah, you should totallycome.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
You know, connor, emily shows up like 10 minutes
later she had just went to aparty and I I don't even think
we talked- we talked for asecond because, yeah, I was at a
party and I was already kind oflike litty, titty, yeah, and so
I get there and I was like youknow what I am done drinking,
this is it.
So I won't drink while I'm here.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
That was beginning for us Like commendable.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, that was a big old step and we had a full on
conversation Apparently we hadtwo full on conversations.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
And then Colton and I didn't we just met?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
briefly, that makes me feel better.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
And then Megan, we talked briefly and then I talked
to some girl beside thebathroom who I thought was
somebody else and I was like, oh, my gosh, yeah, how's boyfriend
.
And like she's full-on married.
It was like somebody totallydifferent.
I just got her confused.
So, yeah, that was, that was mymistake.
You can't even blame it onbeing drunk.
You're just an idiot oh yeah,no, you're not, you're not.
Hannah got it.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Oh my gosh yeah, yeah , but it was fun.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
And then me and soren and sarah all came back to my
house and watched mama mia andate pizza and garlic knots.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
It was amazing yeah, they had like a normal people
night oh yeah, no, because thenwe left, we went to single
brothers until they closed, Ithink, yeah, we were there till
they closed.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah, so that's okay and then we went to reboot and
they were closed and I knockedon the door and I had to be like
, yeah, I know, this persondon't know that person.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
And then that's when everybody was like talking to me
about my boyfriend and how muchthey loved him and how they
were like but he's kind of arepublican and I had to be like,
but no, he just it's just ragebait, I swear it's rage that he
believes, but it's fine I'm likeno, it's rage bait.
But he, everybody was like oh mygod, he's so nice.

(46:14):
And then one of our friendslike sat me down and was like
you know, you?
Just you deserve somebody wholike believes the same things as
you.
And I'm like okay, we're nothaving this conversation right
now like please, yeah, I'm notgonna kiss you um yeah, I was
like this is not.
And then we tried so hard to goto ryan gosling and his
boyfriend's house after we kepttrying to get Ubers and couldn't

(46:37):
get one.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
You couldn't get Ubers.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
There was also no alcohol there either.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
So that's why we ended up just leaving and coming
back here.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Yeah, because everybody ended up here.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
We were like fuck it.
We're walking to my place which, luckily, is just like two
blocks, two blocks.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
And then we were here until 6am, I believe.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I think I, and then we were here until 6 am, I
believe.
Yeah, I think we heard.
I think I was here till five,but then we forgot.
We thought we parked over nextdoor, but no, we parked all the
way over um by the conventioncenter.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
So we at 5 am were walking, the four of us uh, brie
wade um, greg and I to the caroh my god it was great, it was
freezing I just remember lookingup and everybody had left and I
was like, oh no, oh no, me andzach need to leave.
And then I like tried to asksome of our friends like, oh,
can you guys take us home?
Because one of them like hadstopped drinking like three
hours prior and was like, oh, wecould probably squeeze you in

(47:29):
our car.
And then there was like anotherperson at the party and they
were like we can take you homeand I was like oh, oh no I don't
know what to do I don't knowwhat to do.
And then we finally ended upgetting an uber, but I was just
like this is just.
It's the worst when you look upand realize everybody else has
already left and you'veoverstayed your welcome.
Oh, you didn't ever say you'rewelcome are you sure?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
because I you were like, went to bed, oh, I felt so
bad.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I think he just didn't feel, well, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
I think he was just like.
All right, it's my bedtime.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
I'm going to bed.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Which was fine and I think he was tired because he
took Peggy, the dog out and thenbrought her back and I think he
was just over it, yeah that'sfair, Because when we were
leaving he was taking Peggy out.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
I love that our birthdays are so close together,
because I hate being the centerof attention for a birthday so
it's like we're all celebratingyou, but I still get to see
people that I know and it'sclose to my birthday so I can
like.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
It was kind of all of our birthdays.
Yeah yeah, it was great, it wasso fun and we didn't go to jail
, which, like, thinking back onthe events of that night.
I'm like that's pretty solid,like we yeah, no one got a shout
out to.
I didn't throw a cake at somerandom guy that happened last
year.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah, you threw cake at someone yeah, because someone
was like talking some likesomeone's talking shit and
connor was throwing cake squaresat him yeah, like talking shit
to our friends and I forget whowe only found this out recently
I didn't believe the story.
And then one of your friendswas like no, connor.
You literally took a Dewey'scake square and said don't you
fucking talk to my friends likethat?
And threw it into this man'scar.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Good for you.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Cause he was talking shit about, I think, a woman
well, one of the women with usand I was and then talking about
probably some gay shit and mebeing me thinking I, I can fight
anyone when I'm drunk Becauseyou like sports?
Yeah, I do.
I'll be like I'm like, yeah,I'm like an MMA fighter.
I don't care how big you are orhow, whatever.
But, yeah, apparently I threw acake square over the vintage
welling.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
We figured that out like on my birthday this year.
It took us a year for that.
I don't know who.
It was the guy.
Um, he's so sweet because hehas a twin brother, steven.
Steven, oh, steven was here tofind out the story.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Yeah, but I don't know why.
I threw it exactly like whatyeah, I didn't really get the.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
I don't think we some people remember that.
No one remembers.
We still have missing cameras.
We have disposable cameras fromthis year we're still missing
two of them because no one canremember I don't.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
I remember them being a bamboo, and then I don't
remember anything about them.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Yeah, so that's super fun.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
They'll forever be lost, yeah someone's gonna get
that like, like, um, like doneor whatever, since I don't print
it and they're gonna be likewhat the hell?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I really hope there's nothing incriminating I hope no
one took any photos in thebathroom yeah, I just flicked
the camera off.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Just every, every photo there's no but I don't.
Hopefully there's no yeahthere's no way.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah, no, that's awful.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
No one's that stupid yeah, I know we're not putting
that in there stupid people inthis group.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Oh, yeah, yeah, that is true, that is true anyway, so
it's super fun.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
It was great.
Happy birthday.
I appreciate you guys comingand I did like shutting down the
bar basically.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Yeah, that was a fun time.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
It was a good bar to choose, because Sofa wouldn't
have filled it right.
It would have been like 60%,yeah, and so I think just being
able to take over and forceeveryone else out and make it
really gay, yeah it was funeveryone else out and make it
really gay yeah.
That's the key to getting thepeople you don't want there is
that they walk in and it's likegay city and and they see short

(51:11):
shorts and like gyrating.
They're probably going to turnaround and leave, you know, and
I want them to get the messageearly.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Like you probably shouldn't be here, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
And then everyone's making out.
I made out with two tables ofpeople at single brothers.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
So it didn't make out .
I kissed.
Yeah, you kiss everyone.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, you kiss me.
I remember that.
Yeah, we kissed.
I think you did kiss zach.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I just remember zach kissing those other two guys man
, it was a spend the bottle festthat night he was we were
always something we were, yeah,we were kissing.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Yeah, bitches were kissing, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
But hey, we all are.
We should probably all gettested immediately, but I feel
like we're all good.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
We're fine, we're fine.
I don't know all these peopleAnyway so that's the story of my
birthday.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Oh my god, so fun.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Can't wait for next year.
I think it'll be great.
I know Well.
Emily, thank you so much forjoining us today.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Thank, you guys for having me.
This has been such a joy.
Yeah, this is a pleasure welove having.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
You know, we've only had gay guests.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Yeah, oh yeah, we've only had gay people here.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh my God, yeah.
I never had a straightie.
Perfect, I think we need to get.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
We've heard enough straight stories.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah, I think it's time to get on the grid.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I'm over it.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yeah, yeah, they, they all need to shut up.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
We're just, we're only going to bring them on one
episode so we can make fun ofthem, is that okay?

Speaker 4 (52:40):
I think that and my PA friends, but we've definitely
mentioned this about how weneed to bully just a little bit
more in this country MakeAmerica bully again.
You should bring somebody onjust to bully them just a little
bit.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I do think about that a lot sometimes with the
younger kids.
Get that tail off, get thatfucking tail off.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Oh my god, are the bunny ears Actually.
You know why are you walkingaround with?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
a tail.
When the kid wore a trench coatin high school, we were all
like the fuck.
I mean obviously telltale signs, right, but really that's
fucking weird.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah.
Um but I mean like that yeah, Ithink the tails, and also, if
you are going to allow, this isa hater take that I'm about to
say out loud while beingrecorded.
But if you as a parent are gonnalet your kid dye their hair in
middle school or high school,take them to a professional.

(53:32):
I'm so sick of manic paniccolors like neon pink, neon
green with your black roots justslick greasy.
You can be gay with and gothrough that experience without
having the worst hair colorimaginable.
Just get it professionally done.
That is one thing where wereally let our kids down.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
It's all about expressing who you are.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Express who you are Absolutely, live your truth.
Your fashion is all objective.
I want you to express yourself,but please, for the love of god
, or at least like invest insome dry shampoo like just a
little don't look so wrecked

Speaker 4 (54:11):
I mean just please like they have like colored dry
shampoo now.
So you have no excuse.
It's not all white baking,right exactly.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Yeah, you can.
I mean, you can figure thatstuff out fast, and I just think
that you, as a parent of a gaykid, have a responsibility to be
like you.
The one thing you're nevergoing to be bullied about is the
fact that you look so cuntright now like that's the thing,
is you?
Have the responsibility as aparent to be like yeah, they
might make fun of you becauseyou like dudes, but, man, you're
going to look real good whileyou do it we're going to start a

(54:40):
new non-profit like a wholemovement, and it's called like
look good, is this our start.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
A new nonprofit like a whole movement, and it's
called like Look Good, is thisour business idea that I was
trying to propose earlier.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
It's like opposite of Melania Trump Be Best, yeah,
yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
And we're just going to like, we're going to give
kids makeovers, or maybe betteryet we're just going to go on
TikTok and critique them.
We'll just do that.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
We're going to be their first bully.
Yeah, we're going to be theirfirst yeah well it better to
come from us than someone else.
Hello, sharks, I'm coming heretoday.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I'm asking for $100,000 to bully kids on TikTok
what do we think?
Just to read them.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Who's saying Just, yeah, just be like that and that
.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Yeah, like better to get bullied from us than bullied
from straight people.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Right, that's right Sure.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
That's what I was told.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Keep it in the community.
Are we bullying on this podcast?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
No, I mean only character development.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Character development .
Yes, that's a great word,character development.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Never traumatizing bullying, no Only character
development, characterdevelopment yes, that's a good
word, character development.
Never traumatizing bullying, noOnly character development.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
If we say bully, we mean it in a hyperbolic stance.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
We don't mean it.
Yeah, like this is pure.
Nobody's getting twirlies.
No, no, no, no one's gettingtold mean things.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Yeah, no one's getting told mean things.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
They're hair more than once a week.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Yeah, and learn how to smell.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Yeah, and they're going to have to face life at
some point you know, and thingsare going to be much worse.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
People are not going to be nice.
It only kind of gets worse.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Exactly, they're going to be adults one day.
It's better.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Just kidding, it does get better, it does get
somewhat better, everything'sgreat.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
We're all like how do we spend this?

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I don't really know how you spend that actually, but
here we are, here we are.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Huge slay from another, huge slay from best and
balanced, if I do say so myself.
So happy to have you here,emily.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Thank you guys, any last thoughts?
You want to share with theaudience.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Do you have any critiques for us?
All three people.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Thank you guys, any last thoughts you want to share
with the audience.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Do you have any critiques for us?

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Any light bullying All three people, any?
Yeah, well, now that youmention it, I did make a note on
my phone.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Oh, she has a speech.
Read us, bitch, read us.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Actually that'd be super like.
That would make a lot of senseif she just read the shit out of
us, right?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
now She'd be.
Now that we're talking about,you need to wash your face.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
You have blackheads yeah, so we're gonna talk about
your botox later, connor.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yeah, I actually need it in my armpit more than
anywhere okay, I want that toookay, I can do that too,
absolutely.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Um no, this has been great.
All off the record too, or likeon the record, whatever.
What would be really fun is ifyou guys had like a segment
piece as well like a what's yourbuzzkill kind of thing or
something like that.
So everybody that is your guest.
It's like you always ask thesame like like what's a buzzkill
for?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
you or like something .
Oh, that's a good idea.
Yeah, okay, oh my God.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Hey, what's your you should.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
How about you?
What's your?
You have a worse stutter thanme today.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I realized Meg was better at it and I was like stop
.
You've got to have a good introinto it.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
You've got to have a good intro, connor, I think you
should ask it because I haven'tshut the fuck up and you also
know me pretty well.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
I have so many buzzkills in my life, oh my god.
So what are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
buzzkill wise.
What are you, what are, whatare, what are the parameters?

Speaker 4 (58:13):
parameters.
Um, I guess, just like peopleyou know, it depends I guess
what you guys talk about, orjust like in general, like what
their buzzkill is like yeah likeif I had to throw out a
buzzkill, it'd be I fucking hateshitty drivers and slow drivers
, something like that you know,or just like hateful people Like
you.

(58:33):
Could make it more topical ifyou wanted to you know, like get
rid of the Supreme court kindof thing, or you know yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Okay, all right Okay as it goes.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
We could have buzzkill of the week.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
That'd be interesting .
A buzzkill of the week would befun let's do buzzkill of the
week.
Just marinate on it give peoplea chance to think about it.
I just thought about that rightnow so I have nothing good for
you.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Come prepared with a buzzkill next week we will have
a great buzzkill.
Each of us or not, we'reprobably gonna forget about it
and do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
I'm gonna write this down somewhere and remember it.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
I have nothing to plug.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Don't follow me on Instagram don't look for me
don't try to find me but if youneed a good doctor, yeah, if you
need a good doctor yeah, if youneed to get yeah, come to, yeah
.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Look me up, I'm gonna get myself to be lgbtq.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Yes certified baby it's really great, because I
always look it up, yeah, justjust to see.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yeah I did for like therapists or psychiatrists, I
didn't know they did it for likethat.
That makes sense.
Doctors, yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah, pas, and like you're like internal medicine
kind of people, yeah, it'sreally cool.
Oh look, look into it for sure.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Can you imagine Greg walking in being your doctor?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Yeah, I would die, hey queen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
So I need you to like turn and cough yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Girl like turn and cough yeah girl what is this on
your like face?

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
like what's going on?
That cholesterol is not slayingright now.
Yeah, what are you wearing andlike?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
like what the fuck is this?

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
oh my god, the reason you feel like shit is because
you look like shit yeah he islike ultimate bully, but also it
was like most amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
He's the most loyal friend you could ask for.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
But like if you're not his friend.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
God help you Good luck.
That's why I'm glad he's onlike we're best friends.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Well, we are kind of in the cool group of gays.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Okay we're not putting that in there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
We're cool and I just want everyone to know it.
We're not lame like some ofthose gays.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
You're right, you're not wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
It's like a whole like yeah, I know what we're
talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
I have a whiteboard at home we were looking into
teleprompters, yeah, oh, I likeit.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Um this week.
I'm buzzing about the um thewilly wonka experience in
glasgow.
What the fuck is that oh mygosh, can I tell you about it?
So apparently, so apparently.
In Glasgow some dude put onthis thing with the invitations

(01:01:10):
or the advert for it.
It was all these AI-generatedphotos about how it was going to
be a whole fully submersiveWilly Wonka experience.
You would be going through thechocolate factory, so all these
AI photos looked amazing.
So then people got there thatday.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
It literally people described it as looking like a
meth lab it was the funniestthing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
And then they AI generated the script for Willy
Wonka, and so he had.
Apparently there was a bad guy,and the bad guy's name was the
unknown.
It's just this man in a cloakand a wig.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
That's who that was in the photo.
I was like what have?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
you seen the video.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
He comes out from the mirror and all these kids just
start screaming.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Is this just a TikTok ?

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
And the police were called.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
The police were called the police were
hysterically crying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Emily, hold on, I'm going to show you.
This is horrifying.
It's like the Oompa Loompa inthe meth lab for me.
That photo is so funny.
That photo will forever be inhistory.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
I just realized that this is that photo that he was
just talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
And then let me show you the video of the unknown.
So have you seen this?
Oh my God, you know what thisis.
Yes, oh my God.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
I didn't think that was an Oompa Loompa.
I was like what character isthat?

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
This is part of it, except for this is I can't even
get this shit out.
This is Jason Derulo fallingdown the med steps jason derulo.
Jason derulo from the met galawhere it's like um this just in.

(01:03:02):
Jason Derulo fell down thesteps.
Someone added it into the WillyWonka experience.
It was like breaking.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Jason Derulo is falling down the steps of the
Willy Wonka experience Did thisjust run for one day, and then
the cops came.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
It was $40 to get it in Even on the advertisement.
If you could actually just readsimple English, you'd know that
all the words were misspelled.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
It was all gibberish, it was just gibberish words.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Maybe they thought like oh, it's themed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
And Oompa Loompa wrote this yes, true, it's like
the Chick-fil-A whatever signsthat are all misspelled, but
anyway.
So, yeah, it was like $40 toget in per person.
And then there was like abouncy house.
I saw in there too, yeah, andthat was literally about it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
I saw like a 10 by 10 backdrop.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Oh, and then it was printed.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
And it was like is this supposed to seem Like?
What's it supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
This is the video of the unknown.
This is the funniest thing I'veever seen.
I'm so sorry guys, it's amazing.
This.
I'm so sorry, guys, this isjust yeah, so that's the bad guy
, I don't anyways.
So that's my buzz of the week.

(01:04:16):
Emily, what's your buzz?
You have to answer after that,so can you ask somebody else?

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
I just saw the unknown.
I thought we had buzz kill.
What the fuck's a buzz?
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
yeah, no so I so find a follow up.
Can you ask somebody else?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
what they're buzzing about.
I just saw the unknown.
This is all going to be ours.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I thought we had buzz kill.
What the fuck's a buzz?
Well, I know, but now we'redoing buzz no.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
So I said to her I'm like it'd be cool if you guys
actually had like what arepeople buzzing about?
And then what's their buzz kill?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
People are buzzing about that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Like literally, that is going to go.
We're not even into March yetand that has already happened.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Yeah, 2024 has started off with a bank or a
meth lab, but like literallyyeah, I mean they go hand in
hand, they really do.
Yeah, they do, I mean Willy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Wonka meth lab was.
Yeah, yeah, next I know, do youhave a buzz Anything?

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
you're buzzing about.
You know what I have beenwatching, do you guys?
Or who's on tiktok?

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
me.
Yeah, I am all the time, everyday terry joe.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Um, I have been watching like joe, I mean
youtube videos that are like anhour long of terry joe
interacting with people oh mygod, do you know, terry?
Joe is like of her life.
God, yes, and she and liketalking to doge cat and just
random people.
Nikki minaj commenting likeit's hilarious and I love just
the out of pocketness of her doyou know, terry?

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Jo, I have no idea oh my god.
I had to get rid of my TikTokbecause I would watch it 8 hours
a day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Terry Jo you've never seen Terry Jo, oh my god.
Well, she slays.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
You will be calling out of work tomorrow.
It's going to be so into thelawyer, yeah, but I love Terry
Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
And that's what I've been into lately is just out of
pocket jokes that only a gayblack man can make, I think yeah
that makes sense, yeah, Irespect that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Yeah, I respect that, emily.
What have you been buzzingabout my buzz?

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
is actually um TV show and I know we talked about
this earlier and Spencer wishyou were here, my man, but the
traders uh brain case.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
You're watching that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Yeah, best show 100% the best reality TV show I've
ever watched in my entire life.
And I'm such a Bravo head andhalf of those people are from
Bravo, so it's nice to see allof them kind of like come
together and just like.
Phaedra does such an impeccable.
She's such a villain.
She's such a villain and she'ssuch like an actor you know, she
just gives full drama and liketheater the entire time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
It is absolutely beautiful.
Is Phaedra a housewife?
Yeah, she was on Atlanta, shegot kicked off because of some
really problematic kind of shitshe made problematic.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
really horrible rumors she made up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Yeah, she made up some really bad rumors, but she
got kicked off and then, youknow, as reality TV does, she
comes on back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
The only show I watch is either like Southern charm
or um below deck and.
Kate from below decks on.
I love Kate.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
She is me and Sydney's favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
She's fucking hilarious she comes out of her
mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
Like she's so good that comes out of her mouth.
Like she's so quick, quick, sheis quick as hell.
Yeah, she's amazing.
Yeah, like I I won't do anyspoilers for this season, but
like last season, she was sofunny when she wanted to get
kicked off.
She's like I'm trying to makeeverybody think I'm the traitor
and nobody believes me and I'mjust stuck here, I'm being held
hostage.
Get me out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
I just remembered spencer signed into peacock, so
I'm gonna I'm gonna watchtraders I'll watch it yeah I
have spencers, but I think hesigned me out damn, that's what
gets me through the week I'mlike, I'm so close to friday,
which is traders, he signed anairplane oh
my god remember when I lived atthe apartment downtown.
Y'all came over and we werewatching that one time.

(01:07:43):
And he doesn't have commercialsbecause he has money.
And so I'm like, oh, like, Iloved watching below deck
because I could watch an episodein like 40 minutes I, I did.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I signed in on noah's and I had to that off because,
like then, he'd be watching andI was like he has my youtube tv
I need priority yeah, you'redone.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Bitch, yeah, do you have any buzz kills for the week
.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Anything killing your vibe, killing my vibe, I mean
like deeply, like a little bit,yeah, but I don't want to bring
the vibe down.
But yeah, the whole IVF thingin Alabama is like a huge buzz
kill and pisses me off to myentire core.
Oh yeah, and pisses me off tomy entire core, oh yeah.

(01:08:30):
So I just, and the fact thatalso there's so much waving
between, like, what those peoplebelieve, like is it conception
or is it fermentation, orwhatever it's fertilization I've
been drinking fermentation, andyou know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
I have a medical degree um sure they all say yes,
but yeah, the fact that theycan't figure out.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
What do you actually believe?
And it's because they don'tbelieve any of it and they don't
care, they just are there tohurt people and it just it can
affect a lot of people's futureyeah so that's what has really
pissed me off and grinded mygears.
We've thought like what are wegonna do at the end of this year
if things like the tables turn?
We're going to move to Portugal.
So if anybody wants to make agay commune in Portugal, porto

(01:09:10):
is very gay friendly.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
I actually mean Spencer.
We're planning a trip to Sweden.
Because we're like if it goeswrong, we'll just stay.
Ship the animals over.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
That's smart.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Make an exit strategy .

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Meg, what's your advice?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
This is a really hard one to follow because I was
gonna make a joke.
Um, please, make a joke,lighten it up um I was gonna say
it's such a buzzkill that wehaven't seen kate middleton in
like two months and is shegetting a bbl or what?

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
what's the deal with that, because I keep seeing all
the tiktoks not ready for that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
I was like what is she about to say?
We haven't seen her in twomonths.
Are we sure she's?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
alive.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Are we sure.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
I mean it takes about two months to recover from a
BBL.
So that's what the sources aresaying.
I highly doubt she's getting aB.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
That woman is the size of this pole.
She has no fat to extract fromridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Yeah, she does no, but how funny would that be it
would be so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Other people are saying that she was the unknown
from the willie walkerexperience.
So I mean, is it get your?
Back girl, I know the royalfamily is struggling right now
oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
So that was my, that was my buzzkill it's just, I
don't know well, I hope you getto see her soon.
I really do.
Oh my god, I miss her uhanyways mine's serious it's
wendy williams I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
That makes me so sad yeah, oh my gosh, I know she's
an icon I haven't watched thedoc, but I haven't I've seen
clips.
It just is so sad, like herfuture I know, and apparently
the clips that I've seen onTikTok of the documentary it's
like hard to watch, because shehas dementia now, right?
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Which makes so much more sense as to her behavior.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Yeah, she's got primary progressive aphasia,
which like that clip where shejust stops talking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
That's aphasia, like you, stop talking.
Oh, that was.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Yeah, that's what that was Her eyes are from
graves disease which is likethat thyroid disease and then,
it's frontotemporal uh dementiadementia, which a lot of times
is from drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Yeah, really, because that's what bruce willis has
right and um, like, what's theprognosis of that?

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
it's not great there's yeah, I mean, it's just
a downhill battle.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Yeah, so there's no really up and up for it, I know
and she was like such an iconand like I mean she really
worked her way up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
She did yeah so her own words she was an icon.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
She is a legend yeah, she's an icon, she's a legend.
Yeah, that's why she did thehot topics I love the hot topics
.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
I love the hot topics , yeah our t's and p's to wendy
williams.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Yeah, yeah, for real t's and p's real hard.
Um, connor, what about you?
What's your buzzkill for theweek?

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
honestly, it's gonna be probably be this for like a
while this year, since we're inan election year, but like it's
this whole election, like it'sjust absolutely heavy, like we
know who the two people areprobably gonna be like.
It's gonna be trump and biden.
I fucking gin yeah and so it'sjust like, what are we doing,
Like you know, as like ourcountry.
And so I feel like that.

(01:12:09):
I've just been like you know,now that we're about to start
going out to the polls again andlike all that, I'm just like
geez, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
It's exhausting it absolutely is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
And it's just like the media, too, just stirs it
all up.
It makes it worse, yes, but itall up.
It makes it worse, yes, but um.
Yeah, that's just like I don'tknow this whole like unknown of
it yeah at all.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
It really is crazy because it's just like it sucks
to think about, like howeverything has just been going
so directly south for like eightyears, basically like all
through trump's presidency andthen all through biden's
presidency.
It is just like slowly, oractually pretty fast I, I guess,
gotten worse.
It really is so shitty to thinkwe couldn't come up with

(01:12:50):
anything better other than thosetwo.
We already saw the last eightyears.
Why do we want a repeat ofeither of them?

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
It's not our parents' Republican party.
It's almost a choice.
At this point, I feel like it'sa choice.
Do I think that we should havesomebody else?

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
yes, yeah it's like he's old.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I don't think he's, you know, the best fit for the
job, but it's that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
It's like democracy or dictatorship yeah, like I
don't really like, I'm gonnachoose biden all the way because
, like I, kind of want to keep ademocracy like yeah, no,
because I kind of want to keep ademocracy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Like yeah, no actually very much want to keep
a democracy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Yeah, I mean, they were at the CPAC this past week.
They literally were chanting,they were end of democracy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Yeah, we didn't like we didn't make it on January 6th
, but we're going to finish itthis time.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
One of their speakers .

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One of the speakers came up andsaid like you know, we're here
to end democracy.
We tried to do it on january 6.
We weren't successful, so let'sbe successful this time.
And people like cheered it,yeah, so it's like okay, yeah,
that's like that I mean he's

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
already said, he was like, of course I'm gonna be a
dictator day one and then I'llbe like a president, but first
day we gotta knock some shit outand like I got to make some
decisions and do stuff and it'slike it.
It's terrifying, yeah, becausenow, like I feel like you've
seen what you can get away withyeah, it's true yeah damn it's
gonna

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
be a lot well, it's like that south park episode
where it's the presidency, herone election and it's do you
want a turd sandwich or a douche?
And you have to choose betweenthe two yeah it's like, which
one's worse?
Yeah, which one?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
oh my gosh it's a hard question tyrannical turd
sandwich yeah, like what oh mygosh fun times.
Welcome to America.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
We should have started with the buzz kill and
gone with the buzz at last.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
But thank you so much , emily, emily for being here,
thank you, thank you guys forhaving me.
We appreciate it.
Joe, it's great to meet yousober.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
It's great to meet you sober as well.
Oh my God, all right, well,thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
We'll see you next week, guys.
Yeah, we'll see you next week.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Bye, bye.

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