June 23, 2025 • 57 mins
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Ever wonder what flight attendants really think about passengers, celebrities, and each other? Shawn and G pull back the curtain on the aviation industry with stories that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe think twice about your next flight.
The episode kicks off with Shawn's passionate account of basketball playoffs and his normally calm pilot wife's surprising transformation into an intense superfan during Indiana Pacers games. Their casual conversation quickly shifts to the nitty-gritty of airline life when Shawn recounts a recent flight where a passenger unexpectedly projectile vomited throughout an entire row, creating a crisis that tested both his crisis management skills and patience with panicked passengers.
From there, the hosts dive into the complex dynamics of working with problematic flight attendants, discussing the unspoken "code of silence" that exists within the industry. They draw a clear line between tolerating personality differences and confronting dangerous rule violations like vaping on aircraft. This segment offers listeners a fascinating glimpse into workplace politics at 30,000 feet and the challenges of managing interpersonal conflicts in a confined space.
Perhaps most revealing is their candid discussion about the alarming trend of flight attendants using Ozempic and similar medications for weight loss. The hosts express genuine concern as they describe colleagues who've transformed from healthy to dangerously thin, facing serious side effects like hair loss in pursuit of an idealized appearance. The conversation expands to include other aviation news, including Pan Am's surprising comeback as a luxury tour service with an eye-watering $65,000 price tag and updates on the Air India crash investigation.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Flight attendant vaping on the jump seat oh
Zempic craze.
Captain, we have a problem.
Pan Am is back in the air.
All this next on Cabin Pressurewith Sean and G hey, everyone
(00:39):
welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is cabin pressure boom baby, yeah, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That goes out to all the indiana people out there,
because the indiana pacer isgonna do it.
What's up, everybody?
This is john.
Hey, everybody, what's going on?
You kill me.
Boom, baby man.
Did you watch any of the umplayoffs?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
hell.
No, I was flying.
What oh?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
dude man, it's been so exciting like this is like
everybody in the world is likeagainst the Pacers, it's the
craziest thing.
Like it started off and likethey were like they don't have a
chance.
You know it's going to be donein four games.
Jay-z bet on it and lost youknow, $100 million or whatever
it was.
And so now everybody's like youknow it's tied right now 3-3.
(01:22):
Right, so Everybody's like youknow it's tied right now three
to three Right, so Pacer mania.
Done, it's done.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I wonder how much money lost in Vegas with that
People made money, people lostmoney.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You know it's crazy, but I mean it's just such a good
.
If you're a basketball fan likeyou're such a good.
How loud was Carol?
Oh, my wife is out of her mind.
How loud was Carol?
Oh, my wife is out of her mind.
I need to secretly record itone day so that you can see her
reaction and stuff.
I mean because people don'teverybody that knows my wife,
(01:54):
she is so calm.
Yeah, she's so calm about herjust in life, her demeanor.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
She's a pilot.
She's, you know like.
She's very methodical and howshe does things and she's calm
and doesn't get too wound up.
But put her in front of abasketball screen.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I cannot.
I mean, you know she, she'ssuch a quiet person.
I mean, until you get to knowher.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I mean it is.
It is so crazy.
She's screaming we're gettingready to go on vacation and the
final game is when we're goingto be on vacation.
And she just told me last nightshe's like I don't want them to
be around me when I'm watching.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
She is like that, though right.
When she goes off like that,you turn and look at her and go.
What the what did that comefrom?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Every time the game goes off, like her Apple watch
goes nuts.
I mean, there's two things thatit says.
Like your heart is likeaccelerating, you know, like too
fast.
It gives you that warning,whatever, Right.
And then guess what?
At the other alarm that goesoff blood pressure.
No, it's in a loud environment.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But you know you, there there's people like that
that you know they're so quietin life and all of a sudden this
crazy shit happens and you'relooking at one.
What the hell did that comefrom?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, I mean, she has scared so many people when,
like, people are over at houseand they don't expect that out
of her and she just goes nuts,it's, it's a, it's the funniest
thing thing.
So you think the pace is goingto take it, dude?
I hope so.
I mean, I don't listen, it'sanybody's game right now.
It's so close.
I mean, this is like theplayoff, how playoffs should
(03:34):
always be every year.
You know, like I hate seeingblowouts, doesn't matter what
teams are.
You know like who likes towatch that, except for the
winning team, right?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
but I, but I do.
You know something, sinceyou're talking basketball, the
clips that I love watchinganymore.
I love watching Caitlin Clarkand that Sophia Cunningham.
Let me tell you something themost fun that I have watching it
is when they put that blondegirl in there to whoop some
serious ass man.
(04:03):
I mean, she comes in, she'slike, she is like I will jack
any of you up.
I don't care who you are.
Put me in the damn game.
I am gonna mess one of you up,yeah, man this is, this is the
funniest thing.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Like that.
You bring that up andeverything.
And it came up on uh facebookhere and I I thought I
screenshotted the whole thing,but they had a funny, uh funny
thing, funny thing about Caitlincart and everything.
They got this dude that's likethis, like uh, he was like um
special forces guy, like huge,and they got him like he has his
(04:35):
long hair and he's like he'sgoing to be, he's going to be on
the fever team and so whenCaitlin cart gets hurt, they
they're gonna bring in like alawn whatever and he's and he,
all he's gonna do is justdecimate the team until he like
he, uh, until he gets ejectedand he goes and his nickname
(04:56):
over in, uh, whatever,yugoslavia or wherever he's from
right is a throat punch but youknow what I love about Indiana,
though?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
They brought people in to sit there and it's like if
you mess with her, they'regoing to jack your shit up.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, man, those games are so violent right now.
I can't believe that even theWNBA is letting this happen.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Would you expect that though?
I mean, when you look at her,when you see that county hand
man, she's a pretty girl, ohyeah she.
When you look at her, when yousee that county hand man, she's
a pretty girl, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
She will jack their ass up.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I mean, she was sitting there and it's like that
.
One girl went for a layup.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
She grabbed her by the head and ripped her ass down
.
I know, ripped her down, it wasjust crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
And then it was like the whole team man, just come at
you, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I will whip all your asses.
You've got to be when you're ona team, right?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It is.
But you know something For theWNBA?
Caitlin Clark changed the WNBA,but what I loved about it and
makes me want to watch it isthey bring in the enforcers to
protect her ass.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh yeah, you know.
But Caitlin Clark's Well, nowthey are Like they have to Like,
I mean she's valuable.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, but she.
Let me tell you, what I likeabout her too, is that she's
doing a lot of pushback now.
She don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
She's like pushing back and and she's ready to
fight too well, she's in, youknow, like she's, at first she's
that newcomer, right, and thenshe was trying to be like, fit
in and be herself and playbasketball, and then
everything's getting violent.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And then now you know , boom and you can tell
indiana's now her home, becauseshe'll get that crowd jacked up.
I mean, she goes down there andthrows hands up and gets the
whole crowd into it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'm telling you right now you have not seen a
basketball game.
Until you see a basketball gamein Indiana.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Right, it doesn't matter where it is, how much is
a women's basketball game goingfor?
I'm going to say I know Indiana, like you'll pay like $60, $65
for a ticket.
Everybody else you pay likethree.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The WNBA is more expensive than the NBA, oh
really.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
On the Caitlin Clark team.
Yeah, well, that's what I'msaying.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
When they came here to like the playoffs and stuff.
I mean, the tickets were out ofcontrol.
It was unbelievable.
I don't know exactly what theprices are.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
But I know that exceeded the nba because only
with the clinton kirk thing, youknow, right, so she's like the
female.
Uh, steph curry, yeah right, Imean she got michael jordan.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, but name them all.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
She's, she's um, she's unbelievable yeah, I mean
she just reminds me of stephcurry buries the ball from
anywhere.
Three point range, okay, halfcourt range, if you're from
indiana.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Nobody's gonna say steph curry, they're gonna say
reggie miller.
Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
There you go okay, that's true, I'm not gonna
associate her with reggie's goneand I understand I get he's a
legend I know he is.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
He's a legend.
Yeah, anyways, man.
So what's been going on?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
well, um, let's see, I came home.
Uh, the big.
You know, there's big assasstorrential rains and winds that
we just got the other nightUnbelievable.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Like 60-mile power gusts.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Love this.
I come home from my turn LAturn Nice long day, as you know.
I came home and I looked at thehouse and the garage and the
big piece of freaking metalflashing was flapping in the
wind.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm like you've you gotta be shitting me, that's so
loud when it happens, whenyou're in the house and that
thing's attached to the house.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's like, okay, here's the funny part.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You want to hear that again.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It was it's really loud.
Yeah, bullshit.
It wasn't that loud at thattime because I got up at like
three o'clock in the morning, wedrove into work, didn't even
notice the thing Right, oh,right, yeah and and came back
home and it was flapping in thewind.
It would probably making thosesounds that you're talking about
and I was like this sucks man.
(08:36):
So got to get the ladder out,get my ass up there, bend it
back in, put the flashing backin.
But you know, here's the funnypart is, I called you and I was
telling you.
I was like you believe thisstupid shit happened.
You were telling me about yourswhen it happened, too right,
and and the funny thing about itwas you said what to me?
What was the one thing that yousaid?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
there was like like three nails in the thing.
Mine had four fucking nailsyeah, I mean four nails.
You can't believe thesebuilders do this.
It's like, especially in likewhen I'm at the highest point of
my county, like I get heavywinds here all the time and mine
happened a few years ago but itwas like after these houses
were built here, all of ourflashings like started ripping
(09:17):
off because nobody secured themproperly.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Right.
The reason is your developmentis directly in front of mine,
okay.
The reason is your developmentis directly in front of mine,
okay, and there's a wind valleyon the other side by Seville, as
where we're living, right, andthat wind comes straight through
there and it comes over yourguys' development and comes
straight in ours and we catchthat same wind.
The thing that freaking killsme is you're absolutely right.
(09:39):
These damn builders.
Let me tell you, ever sinceI've been in this house, I find
shit all wrong.
All the time they had a.
I have a bay window out front,okay, huge bay window.
these pieces of crap didn't evenseal the damn window didn't
seal the window water was goingdown inside and I had to replace
this whole area you got molddamage, you got all that stuff
stupid ass builders.
(10:00):
They, they, they, they'll sitthere and they'll do things and
and uh and you'll.
You'll find these problemslater on, it's just a bunch of
bullshit.
And I had four freaking nails.
So of course, yeah, eventuallythat wind's going to rip that
damn thing off.
And here it is and it took 20years, but still, if that thing
would have been on there for 50years if you'd put the right
(10:20):
nails in it, so, but it was justbullshit had to come home, get
the ladder, go up there and and,uh, you know, put that damn
thing back on and uh, yeah, sothat was a bunch of fun.
But you know, the the funnierpart is when I was on the flight
.
You know how we talk about jumpseat therapy.
Yeah, okay, so I had a flightattendant, so we started talking
and she was like, can I ask youa question?
(10:41):
I said sure, and she goes.
Well, I wanted a guy's opinionand could you just give me an
honest opinion?
And I said sure, and you know,when we were younger, we were
talking about how we dated.
You know, you'd pick somebodyup in a bar or you'd meet
somebody.
That's how we dated, right?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh yeah, in our generation.
That's the only way you coulddo it generation.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
That's the only way you could do it.
And she was talking about, likeyou know, these dating apps.
You know how they have all the.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I have no idea what these apps are, sean I know that
we are of the generation likewe do.
I have never experienced itbecause both of us been married
too long, yeah, and so it's likeI had to ask my like nephew one
time about.
It was like let me just seethis thing, like how's this
thing work?
Because he does it, you know,and he's like it is and like
he's I don't know what he wasdoing you know Tinder or
whatever.
It was Right, flip left, flipright.
(11:27):
And I was like what?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, they know, they know, like there's one of them
that within the vicinity, theyknow exactly where they are,
yeah, and she was telling me.
She was like oh, yeah, they,they know if they're 30 feet
away from you, oh, wow If.
Oh wow, if they're 30 feet awayfrom us.
Back in our generation, thatwas a stalker, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Right.
I mean if somebody's 30 feetaway from you.
Well, 30 feet away from us.
Back in the day was like acrossthe bar.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We're looking and making eyes at each other.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That type of thing is not.
You know, we wouldn't belooking at us on an app.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But she's sitting there talking about, like, how
she uses these apps.
So she meets this person, thisone guy on the app and she's
talking and she's like I don'twant to get too graphic with
this and I was like don't worryabout it, we're flight
attendants.
You're shitting me Jump seattherapy.
Not being graphic.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Really Not being graphic, yeah, come on, bring it
On the jump seat.
I'm just, you know, you'regetting where I'm going with
this, right.
So she, she sits there and shesays so, we're talking, and and
we've been talking for a littlewhile and you know, we kind of
maybe every once in a while sendsome pics, and I'm like okay,
whatever, you know that's whatyou do, and um, and then she
(12:38):
said how would you feel aboutthis If a person said have you
ever had sex with a transsexual?
If a person said have you everhad sex with a transsexual?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
What the fuck, this is an intro question.
That's quite the beginningintro to a relationship.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I did the same thing, I go.
He said what?
Wow?
And I'm so, you know, curiositygot me because I was.
I was like, okay, where's shegoing with this one, right?
So she was sitting there, shegoes.
I was dumbfounded, she goes,why would you ask me if I had
sex with the transsexual?
And he said, well, he goesbecause I was just wondering,
(13:19):
you know I.
I thought, well, would I?
And maybe as a threesome?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
What yeah, dude you just met this.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
How would that go over in the bar, Sean, if we
just met him in the?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
bar.
That might get violent in thebar, but in this conversation,
wherever she was having it onthe phone, right no.
Or a chat no.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
He had messaged her.
First they were texting yeah,and then he had messaged her.
First they were texting yeah,and then he had called her
because he's like, oh, I got tostraighten this out.
She's like there's nostraightening this out.
She goes what would you do?
And I said, well, apparentlyyou guys, we would hang up,
leave the bar, whatever Me I'dbe blocking, doing everything.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Exactly that's what I was getting ready to say.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I was like I'd literally be like discontinue
thing, block, um, yeah, that'dbe done.
That.
It completely blew me awaybecause I I'm thinking when
we're in a bar that's the bestpart, because we get to know
somebody right, I mean, you getto.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You get to that feel of a person yeah, well, I mean,
there's a whole differentdynamics there, because you're
like, you got to be brave enoughto go do it.
Right, right, the interchangein those conversations, and
people aren't going to be like,can you imagine this
face-to-face conversation?
You know like, hey, how are youdoing?
Blah, blah, blah.
I was thinking, you know, whatdo you think about transsexual
sex?
You?
(14:41):
Know sex you know out of theblue, like in person, you know,
is she slapping the guy?
Is she like?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
you know, like you know, pushing him away.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Get away from me, you don't like.
It's the scenarios you can gothrough your head everybody out
there, Just imagine.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Do you know what I loved about um going to meet
somebody in the bar, though?
Cause you know me and you usedto hang out all the time in the
bars and you'd sit there andrealize there's a couple of
things I want to go over here.
First of all, guys don't pickup girls.
You know that right.
We don't pick girls up.
Girls pick us up, and becauseif the girl's interested in you,
she's looking at you and theseguys are dumb.
(15:19):
Because we've ran around withthe guys like, oh, I'm going to
go pick somebody up, I'm goingto go hit that, I'm going to go
do whatever.
I'm looking at them going.
You're dumb, you're dumb.
Because you know me back in theday in a bar.
You're dumb.
I'm going to an area, I'mstanding there, I'm looking
around.
The one that likes me islooking at me.
I'm not to go over and ask herto dance with me so he walks
(15:49):
over and everybody's watching,you know, and you're running
with your buddies and he walksacross the dance floor, goes to
that real hot chick thateverybody wants to dance with
and he's like hey, you want todance?
No.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh yeah, we in our generation have all had that
rejection, rejection, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You get the walk of shame.
You start turning your headaround looking for the waitress.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember many times going outto bars with you and I'm like
you know I'm going to go over.
You know you remember me, likeI was the guy that was like this
, like all over the place in thebar, like I'm just running
around doing my thing but you'recrazy.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
The girls love that.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I mean they love just having funny and having you
know being crazy and stuff likethat, but like many times like
you'd go over there and be likeyou know, hey, come on, let's go
dance, and stuff, and they'relike no, all right, bitch that
was, that was our day of beingblocked face to face.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
No, no, no question about it.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You were lucky that you didn't get the big old hand
in your face, a big flat hand.
Stop get away from me stalker,weirdo, anyways, yeah, yeah,
yeah, that was crazy.
But anyways, uh, dude man, youknow I had a crazy and crazy
experience of the day at work.
I get on the plane, I'm gettingdoing our you know we're doing
(17:14):
our florida turn, you know likewe do, and uh, we're bored and
it's all, everything's cool.
We're like like, maybe fiveminutes from getting ready to
close the door and you and you,you've been here, you know, you
know the whole scenario.
Everybody out there that's aflight attendant, we, you get
the scenario where, like,there's a sense of time, we're
ready to go.
All of a sudden, all of a sudden, this like pastor walks up and
(17:35):
they're like, oh, this person,this guy in eight, eight a needs
, a, needs your help.
And I'm like, need my help?
I'm like, why does he need myhelp?
And so he like no explanation,nothing.
So I walk back a few rows.
I look behind the freakingbulkhead there.
This dude had projectilevomited over the entire row and
(18:01):
the seat in front of him andeverybody is like wiping shit
off them.
It's going down the side wall.
It's so nasty, it's all downhis chest, it's all on the guy
that's sitting in front of him,that had just boarded a plane.
It was all over his arms, onboth sides of his arms, where
his armrest was, it was thepastors next to him in the seat.
(18:24):
It splashed off the screens andstuff in front of them and all
shot over to them.
It was a disaster.
I mean like, like, what's yourfirst reaction?
Something that's happened?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
my first reaction is is you're looking at them like,
oh my god?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
yeah you gotta get everybody out of there yeah,
it's like, oh my god, this, thishas to be cleaned up.
So now, now I'm like, okay,listen time just went right.
Now I'm just like commanding thesituation, like I'm like you
get up, go up front, go get, gotry to clean up.
We got towels and stuff.
We'll get you up there, go uphere, go this way.
I'm like directing people, theguy there and he's just in a
(19:10):
pool of like puke, puke, right,and I know, and he doesn't know
what to do, right.
So we're like bringing himstuff and trembling.
Finally I'm like you're gonnaneed, you need to get up out of
the seat.
I mean, the guy wasn't evenlike moving, he was just like
this total negative reaction toit and I'm like you got to get
out of the seat, dude.
We got it.
So we had to call cleaners andyou know, cleaners came there
with sanitizers, spraying stuffand washing things out.
I had them tearing up the seatcushions and all kinds of stuff
(19:32):
to clean everything up.
But that delayed us in thestart of our day.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Okay, so here's the big question Was he intoxicated?
Nope, so you knew you weregoing to throw up.
No, he didn't know he was goingto throw up, so this is what
happened.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
The guy he didn't know he was gonna throw up.
So this is what everybody knows.
So this is what happened.
The guy had, like he was likeelderly guy, he had had an
exhausting weekend,grandchildren, all this stuff.
He's like I'm so tired and hegot on the plane and he passed
out as soon as he got in theseat, like he sat down and he
laid his head back and passedout and you know how you like,
like the saliva or whatever goesback in the back of your throat
and he had that chokingsensation.
Well, his gag reflex went offand he woke up to him, he dozed
(20:14):
off and it was like muah.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Oh, everybody has that nasty slide stuff that goes
back to your throat.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, dude.
He was like I'm okay, I don'tfeel bad or anything, I'm just
like I'm real tired and I fellasleep and I guess I choked or
whatever and it made me throw up.
And you made a bunch of friendsnow too, yeah.
So then everybody in the plane,they were like, take him off,
take him off Take him off.
We don't want him on board.
(20:42):
He doesn't look good, he lookspale, he looks bleak like this.
This one guy was like just onme, like you know.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
you know he doesn't look good, are you sure he just
threw?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
up over everybody.
I'm like calm down, likeliterally, like people are
reacting.
I'm just like you know, this isthis is not necessary it's the
old guy that threw up it's anold guy.
He threw up.
You know the whole situation.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
He was fine man, the whole entire flight but you know
, here's the funny part ifsomething would have went down,
your ass had been on the line ohyeah, right, I mean, that's,
that's one of those decisionmakers, because you have to make
that decision where they go ornot I would have done the same
thing.
I'd have been like, no, youguys got to chill out, he's fine
yeah, the guy's fine, like I.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I went down the whole thing.
I'm like you, you're sick.
Do you have any?
Any health problems?
Do you know how you're feeling?
The whole nine yards.
He'd give me the whole scoopand give me all the information.
I was like this guy's fine, itjust happened.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Do you want a Tic Tac ?
A Tic Tac, he's got somenasty-ass breath man.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Well, he had a backpack with him and it all
went on the backpack.
It was just like the wholething was soiled.
I literally had to give him atrash bag to put his backpack in
for the rest of the flight.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I still say you need a Tic Tac Right.
I'm telling you, man, you gotsome nasty ass breath.
This motherfucker needs someTic Tacs.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You need some Tic Tacs?
Yeah, but at that point youknow you don't want to give him
anything that he's going tochoke on.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh, up and give him anything that he's gonna choke
on.
Just give him a damn tic-tac.
You, it was like don't give himanything, because give him a
damn tic-tac his breast stinks.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, dude.
Anyways, the other thing, man,that happened to me too is um.
So I'm going back to work andyou know I'm transferring.
Right, I'm going to newark,you're transferred, I am
transferred, I am, you're done,transfer you're not.
You're not here anymore I'm outof this home.
I've been here forever, 30-someyears.
Anyways, I go over to.
I had this great plan Likehere's the plan I'm going to go
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to Newark and as a flightattendant, I'm going to go there
.
I want flexibility.
I know if I bid international,I'm a big senior flight
attendant People will take mytrips.
You know our company lets justgo down to zero.
I can now pick up out of base.
I can come here to cleveland.
I'll fly on the days that Iwant to fly under my terms,
under my schedule, and that'sthe flexibility of the job.
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You know I'm like that's what Iwant to do.
So I do that.
And you know I hold dubai okay.
So I get to.
You know I'm like, oh, allright, cool, I'm gonna, this is
gonna go quick because dubai,over in newark, is a very to.
You know I'm like, oh, allright, cool, I'm gonna, this is
gonna go quick because dubai,over in newark is a very hot you
know hot destination.
It's a great layover city.
It you know it's super modern.
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Everybody loves the hotel um,we, it's a marriott hotel.
So we get points and stays andall that stuff, so that you know
it's a win-win for everybody.
So then I'm like okay, I'mready to clear my schedule and
like three hours before I amgetting ready, the whole open
time is getting ready and hoping, and people are ready to take
my trips.
Guess what happens.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I kind of know where this is going, but go ahead yeah
.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Our airline announces all flights to Dubai are
canceled till further notice.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Somebody didn't look at the news Right, so maybe you
need to crawl out of thatmanhole and look at the news.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So now my commuting from Cleveland to Newark and me
thinking like, oh my gosh, thereis a I'm going to be canceled.
So now I'm going to be sittingon reserve over a new work I
like this is a total nightmareand possibility.
Like I'm like, oh my, what thehell have I gotten myself into?
And luckily, because ourcoworkers aren't as sharp as we
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would like them to be always,these people weren't paying
attention.
And three, hours later it'sshovel yeah exactly three hours
later, those dubai trips pop,pop, pop, pop, gone man.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I was like so international flight attendants
just became domestic divas yeah,yeah, there's an.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
All these people that are like that got awarded to
buy this we're paying attentionto the news.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Where are they sean?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
yeah, I mean, like you know, like all, it's not
just our airline, like everyairline that's going over to
that whole, you know, area ofpossible war getting ready to
happen.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I mean is yeah, we don't fly commercial airplanes
where there's potential war, oryeah, or, missiles yeah,
missiles are not good.
You know where that doesn'thappen?
Where's that?
Jackson Hole Jackson.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Hole yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So wow, you're getting Dubai, I'm going to
Jackson Hole.
I ain't got to worry about awar breaking out in Jackson.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Hole Right.
Yeah, you got to worry aboutbear.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
They got bear spray.
Be sure to get some bear spray,right, right.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
There, be sure to get some bear spray.
There's always dangerseverywhere you go in the world.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
This is the lesson of this, that shit was funny,
though, because you guys plannedon getting rid of all your shit
and you had that old shitmoment.
I know that, because there's noway, if you guys understand
what they were doing.
They were basically getting ridof their whole schedule, and
then what happens is that, ifthey cancel everything, they all
became domestic flightattendants, so their ass would
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have had to go on to Newark andfly out of.
Newark.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
At the mercy of the company and you have to be in
location to do that.
So like I'm not flying overonce a week just to be sitting
around just for the company tomake, calls.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I would have laughed my ass off, Sean.
Yeah, what are you doing?
A West Palm turn, no no dude,that would have cracked me up,
man.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, I'm going to tell you right now I would have
been very ill for a month, for amonth, Doctors something.
Something's happened, you knowI got.
I have no idea because thatshit was not happening, but
anyways, man, the other thingthat happened, you know I was
thinking about this, the switchtopics here.
(26:35):
I was thinking about this.
I had a celebrity come on, youknow, and we get celebrities all
the time on our planes right.
Yeah, I mean like they come onand on and you know, after like
35 years of this whole stuff,celebrities are people.
I mean it doesn't matter who,who they are doesn't matter, I
mean this is how it's just thatthey got a different job to us.
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They got a higher profile, sopeople know who they are,
whatever.
But they're just normal peopleand so this person comes on and
they're just doing their whole.
You know, know normal routineand everything.
And I started.
You know, I've had the goodcelebrities and I've had these
bad celebrities on boardaircraft.
Have you ever had badcelebrities or?
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You can think of them.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Not really, I mean most one.
Yeah, I can think of one.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Well, his, he was traveling with his boyfriend.
Okay, all right, and we wereblocking the cockpit.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You know how we block when the plane comes out, they
had to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
So he starts getting up and coming towards the
cockpit door and I told him.
I said, sir, you're going tohave to return to your seat,
sure, and he goes, I'm going tothe bathroom.
I said no, you don't understand.
The cockpit's out, you need toreturn your seat.
And he goes, I'm just going tostand right here.
Said no, you, you can't standfirst class.
If you're going to stand, youcan stand back by the bulkhead,
can't stand here.
And he goes, I'm going to standright here.
And I said he goes, what if I,what if I make a motion towards
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you?
and I said your day gets realbad right they don't understand
that shit right they just, theyjust wait a minute.
They, they just think.
They just think that everybodyis as passive, right, they ain't
gonna do anything.
But you know just, I don't carethat you're a celebrity well,
that's what I'm saying, who youare.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, I was getting ready to say, like it goes back
to what I how I started thisthing.
You know, they're all justpeople yeah, just people.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Especially when you pull shit like that, you're
definitely just a person you'rea person that's gonna get your
ass whooped real quick, but butyou're just a person yeah, we're
gonna treat you just likeeverybody else and we're gonna
have that we charge the cockpitdoor yeah, I mean anybody.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
If you're gonna do some stupid stuff like that,
we're gonna, we're definitelygonna react just like donkey
like we're yeah, we're gonnareact exactly how we're supposed
to react.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Wait a minute.
Thank God most people they turnaround and go sit down.
I mean, I'm joking around withyou, but most people they go to
turn around.
But every once in a whileyou're right you have these
assholes that they think theycan do whatever they want to do,
and they're not.
They're just people.
That's all they are.
They're just people.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, and my point to this whole thing was like I was
like I've had I've had like itfeels like hundreds and hundreds
of celebrities on boardaircraft over the years and I've
never really had any problemswith any of them, Like cause
I've always treated them likepeople Right, and I have some
fun stories with some of them.
Some of them, you know, some ofthem, are very talkative.
(29:24):
I just like it's great to likebe able to just connect with
people and you get to realizethat these people are just
people leading their life,normal lives.
You know, like this is whatthey're doing.
It might not be a normal life,but it's like they're leading
their lives the best they can do.
And and I had, I had one wherethis gal came on and she was in
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a whole entire, our entire firstclass was filled with nothing
but celebrities and so all thecity seats were like different
levels of celebrities and youknow, and all this stuff, they
were all heading to a, an event,and this one gal out of the
whole group decides to treat uslike we're like the help.
(30:10):
Oh yeah, like I go to.
I go to, like you know, I getto the row and I'm going down to
each row and I'm asking themwhat they'd like to drink and
eat and all that stuff.
And I get to her and you knowand I'm like, hey, I'm going to
ask you a question, what wouldyou like to drink today?
And she kind of looks at me andshe like leans over to her
assistant that's sitting next toher and is like, tell him that
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I'll have a Coke.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I can't stand that.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I'm looking at them going if you can see my face
right now.
I'm like I had to.
I like it Like.
I'm telling you right now likeanybody, I don't care who you
are and what you do, how famousyou think you are.
If you treat any other humanbeing like that, where you can't
even address them face-to-face,I mean you're less of a human
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yourself.
You know what I'm saying,that's how I feel and my reply,
and you know what my reply isgoing to be.
I looked straight at her and Isaid if you're incapable of
directly talking to me, you maynot get any service on this
flight.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Now see, I would have jacked with her.
Could you ask her if she wantedice in that glass?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, back and forth.
Can you tell her that I may putice in there or may not, but
would she like it or not?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
like it.
Did she want me to touch therim or not touch the rim?
I mean like come on are youkidding me you?
Can't.
But you know that that doeshappen, because even even with
the kids, sometimes they'retraveling and they're whispering
between each other and I'm likeI'm right here yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Well, I mean with kids, I like I get that whole
like the shyness level or thingslike that.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
You know, I'm saying they end up being that damn
celebrity that starts talking totheir assistant right, right,
right.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
So I'm like, but I mean who this person was?
And I'm not saying any names oranything because I don't want
to like, uh, you know, get ontothat whole thing where people
like you know defamation ofcharacter and all that stuff,
but it's just.
It just came to me the otherday because I had this celebrity
on board and they were actuallyjust real cool, real relaxed,
but like the crew was reactingthis person because this person
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was kind of controversial, youknow.
So they were like oh, whatthey're, what are they like?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
And I'm like they were normal, like Ooh, what
they're, what are they like?
And I'm like they were normal,like I, I you know, I'm sorry,
but I always laugh because I'mstanding there and I know when
we take their orders.
When we're standing there, I'mlike she, she realized I'm here,
right, I'm standing right here.
I could actually hear whatshe's saying, right, I mean,
it's the stupidest thing.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, it's stupid, but you were the help.
Yeah, I was the help you'relike mr belvedere, but you don't
wear the vest yeah, well, I Idon't want to bring this other
thing.
The person that I'm talkingabout also was african-american,
as well as myself, and theywere treating me like this too,
and I was like oh, are you forreal like this?
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There was a whole another levelof dynamics going on here that
I was like you're, this shit isnot happening right now.
This is not going to,especially with you.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That shit ain't going to fly.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Like I'm literally you're almost like on borderline
of me saying you know you'reincapable of being on this
flight.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I surprised you guys.
Oh, hell no.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Hell, no, you ain't not talking to me like that.
Yeah, this ain't any, yeah, butanyways, yeah, it's crazy man.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
But you know what goes with bad passengers, though
, what's that?
You get bad crew members, man,bad crew members, stupid ones
sometimes.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Well, you know, bad crew members just like get under
my skin and you know they'relike the talk of our town, are
they not like?
Everybody knows who's a bad,who's the bad employee and what
they do and it doesn't?
this goes for any workenvironment it doesn't matter if
it's flight attendants, or youwork in an office or you work in
a factory or whatever you,wherever you work, when you have
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somebody that doesn't pulltheir weight or doesn't like
interact with everybody else,well, I mean, you bring this
this.
You come to work knowing thatthis person is going to act and
behave a certain way and you'relike, oh, this is like dread,
right, I don't want, I don'twant to be a part of it.
This stuff.
Well, I had, I had this galthat and this is one of the
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reasons why I left Cleveland isbecause the flexibility of my
schedule and everything I'vebeen fighting with that and I'm
trying to get rid of my tripshere in Cleveland and I couldn't
do that.
But then the last month I'mhere, I get this line with this
gal that in two-thirds of thebase she's blacklisted.
(34:48):
Right, I mean you, she'sblacklisted, right, I mean I
mean you, I know who I'm talkingabout but it's like I just was
like this is some bullshit now.
So like because because we werein a small town, here's this gal
.
She makes everybody, she's just, she's just a bad person
Basically overall, just likeit's miserable I, I don't think
(35:10):
it's, I, I just think it'smiserable yeah, she's.
She's had so many events in herlife that have drawn her into
this, like this abyss of whatshe is now, that you know she
doesn't even realize it, and Ihad heard that there was another
flight attendant that saidsomething to her.
I don't know if this is true orsomething.
I really haven't investigatedthe whole thing, but I had to
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fly with this gallon.
She is miserable, dude, I meanI.
Here's an example of how badshe is.
Okay, she's.
She's on our jump seat wherewe're taking off and I get up
after we do our, you know,welcome announcement and we're
almost to like altitude and shelooks at me and she's like
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you're getting up and I'm like,yeah, I'm like getting up to you
know, get ready to go, I gotta,we gotta take orders and all
that stuff.
She's like, she's like I don'tdo that and I'm like you, be you
and sit there.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, you do, yeah, you do, and I'll continue to do
my job.
So then she finally gets up.
I'm taking orders to come backinto the first clock, galley,
and I'm like here's orders, allthis stuff, and I'm waiting
there for hot towels right for,because we have a meal service
getting ready to happen.
And she's like you know, is itokay?
(36:28):
We don't do hot towels becauseI'm hot and here goes the lazy
I'm like.
I'm like, give me hot towels,give it to me like, give me a
couple things water.
I'm like this is, this is likebeyond read.
I just it was like I'm like andI'm chewing everything possible
(36:50):
to the like they not bite.
This is like beyond read.
I just it was like.
I'm like and I'm chewingeverything possible to not bite
my tongue Right.
Like and you know, and like I'mlike I don't want to get into
confrontation with this gal onboard the aircraft, I don't want
to get in conversation with herat all period at work because
you know there's not the placeto do it, right.
But at the same time's, likeyou know, where's that line
(37:11):
where we like, when you say,okay, you know what, enough is
enough.
When we like, okay, we need totalk to somebody else, like
management about this.
Like this is experience,everybody's experiencing this.
Like, how do you feel aboutthat?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
it's funny because I I just had a conversation with
another flight attendant and, um, well, as far as um, our job
and talking to someone, well,you know, we have a code of
silence, sure, because you, youknow the way, the same as as her
being bad.
Us going to anyone else to dealwith this other than deal with
(37:44):
it personally, is not goodeither, because you, you go to
someone else and you, just, youknow, we take care of this at
home because a lot of times theyburn themselves, and you know
that, and in our job they takecare of themselves.
Unfortunately, it takes a longtime.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, I mean, the process is really long and and
and the thing is, is that, um, Iwould say the majority of our
coworkers will not addressanything, like they're not going
to say anything.
They just let this person godown in flames slowly by
themselves, right?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
But here's, I mean here's a situation to where it's
like here's.
What's really funny is thepassengers have no idea.
You guys can't stand each other, right, they have zero Right
Cause you're out, you're out inthere, you're the face out there
and this other person's in thegalley and and all you're
thinking about is how much youhate this person in the galley
because you can't stand it.
You're sitting there waitingfreaking five minutes for one
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damn drink.
How long does it take you tofreaking put ice in a damn cup,
put the shit in there and giveme the damn thing?
Right, but no, it just takesforever.
Everybody else has done andtheir ass is just getting there
and else is done and their assis just getting started and then
, and then you, they know whenyou're annoyed with them, they
slow their ass down even more.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah right, slow down .
And then here here's.
Here's what she was doing on onour service like the meal.
There's a.
We had several different mealchoices and everything, and if
she didn't like something on themeal she wouldn't do it.
So, like we had a chicken dishand there was like a sauce
that's supposed to be go overthis chicken, she was like oh, I
don't like that sauce, I'm notputting it on the chicken oh,
that was for you to like.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
You're not like.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I know I'm like, I'm like it's so, I'm like so.
Then we had a different chickenday and she was like she's okay
with that, and she puts it.
I'm like so that one's like whyare you making choices for
somebody?
That you're applying your ownpersonal stuff to this person?
You know, like, just serve ithow it's supposed to be served.
They can, uh, figure it outright, like it was like it was
so crazy.
(39:36):
But then here's the, here's athe kicker to the thing, like
not only is she a bad flightattendant, she's also like doing
bad stuff on the job, likestuff that's like totally
against the rules of what we'redoing.
I mean, she's, she's a bigsmoker, so she's, she's goes in
the bathroom, she's vaping Nope.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I mean, I'm like see on that part of it, If, if, if,
if, if, if I seen you're, you'relucky.
Because if, if you're in thelavatory doing it and I can't
prove it, if I can't prove it,that's one thing.
But if I see you in the galleyor you do that in the galley,
nope, you're, nope, you're goingto.
That's the one time you'regoing to have to go explain to
somebody, because here's whathappens If you're vaping, if a
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crew member's vaping on theplane and a passenger sees that
you're vaping and I see that I'malso responsible for that,
because we're not supposed toallow passengers.
If passengers can't do it, yourass ain't doing it.
I'm straight out telling youyou're not going to do it,
Because if that happens, thenwe're going to have a problem.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
But there's that line I'm talking about.
That's what I was just back toAt that point.
That flight attendant, he orshe jumped over that line.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That was your decision.
When you cross that kind ofline, that was your decision
when you, when you cross thatkind of line, that that one was
your decision.
Okay, now on that one.
If you do like that now, you'reputting my job in jeopardy.
No, your ass is going down, notme.
I ain't going down on this onebecause because you're doing it
in front of other people andthey can see you.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
So so that's my whole point to this whole thing.
Like it's like a there is aline and where do you know?
And like you were talking aboutthe code of silence and stuff.
Like where does that stop withthis person?
That just continues to be thebad behavior.
Not, not only is she just a,she's a miserable person.
She's like she brings hermisery to the job and then she's
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like working with it, with us,and then then she starts like
pushing it to the, the, thelimit, where she's like breaking
the rules of our job.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
That's where you right there.
Okay, right there.
Yeah, that's the line.
Because because, see, when itbecomes, um, they're miserable.
We deal with a lot of freakingmiserable people in our job and
and and, like I said, the mostof the passengers they don't.
They don't know that we can'tstand this person.
Now we, we have flightattendants that are not just
misery, that their ass is justslow.
(41:52):
You know me, I can't work withslow people as much as I can't
work with miserable people.
Dude, you are like ultra fast.
I can't work with slow people.
If your ass is slow, trust me,on mine, you're on my no-fly
list because I can't work withyou.
Because you know passengers,when they've seen me, they know
that they're going to get a veryefficient service, and that's
(42:13):
just me.
They ain't going to get somelazy-ass flight attendant lazy
service.
That ain't going to happen.
But this what you're talkingabout, yeah, when you decide to
cross over that line to whereyou're breaking the rules lines,
not just a personalitycompletely different thing,
because now you just put my jobin jeopardy and that shit ain't
going to happen because you knowin our business they'll bring
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all your asses in Right, andthen you're going to have to
explain why you didn't dosomething about this person that
you did with passengers, andthat shit ain't going to happen.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
But so here's, here's the other thing.
So now now you, you, you canyou know the whole setup right
here and everything.
So now we're done with theservice and everything.
And now people are like justlike being normal passengers and
requesting things that arenormal, and like I get this
order where this guy's like hey,can I get some ice in my water?
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So I go up to the galley andI'm like hey, can you put some
ice in water?
And she's like that was hercomment, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, yeah, okay, we want a hundred dollars an hour,
but we're not worth nine, 95.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Right, right, right.
I'm like I'm like I go for real.
I go here, give me a scoop andI'm like I'm putting an ice in
the drink.
I'm like this is, this is crazy.
We encounter this.
It's just one person that weknow of that and you and I both
know.
But it's like and many of ourco-workers here in the area know
, but it's like it continues togo on and on and on, and and
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yeah, eventually it's going tobe somebody's going to like
break and be like they're goingto either go to management about
her because she's doingsomething that she's not
supposed to be doing and they'vecrossed she's crossed that line
, or, or you're going to have,or you know she's going to like
literally walk herself out ofthe job because, um, it just
continues.
Her behavior continues to bebad and bad about it well, when
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they break.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
When they break the rules is usually um, when they
break the rules, like vaping ordoing something like that, they
that's when they put the nail inthe coffin and they're gone I
mean they, they do do it tothemselves.
I mean, and, like I said, that'swhere you've got to be careful,
because in our job, as much as,like I said, I would love them
being out too.
But you know and I know that ifyou go somewhere else and you
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don't take care of it internally, you've got issues.
But when it comes to breakingthe rules like that, no, that's
where you cross the line.
I agree, man, that's it, Iagree.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
But so here's another situation with flight
attendants, like that's beengoing on and this is very
relatable to everybody in theworld.
That's happening.
But how about these flightattendants that are like on
Ozempic?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
It's crazy.
You know, I was telling youthat about a week ago.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Ozempic had hit the airlines hard.
Man, yeah, I mean, like these,these flight attendants like
flight attendants in general,are very, you know, we are very
vain people that we were outthere and we, you know how we
look and what we look like forthe most part, our, our
population, are very concernedwith how we look and how we
present ourselves.
So we want to be professional,all that stuff.
But you also, you know you, sowe want to be professional stuff
.
But he also, you know you don'twant to get be gaining weight
and we have friends, just likein everywhere in life, like
(45:22):
there's people that gain weight,you know, as we get older, the
whole nine yards.
But these girls now are takingOzempic and and I'm not trying
to just there's other things outthere, there's the with goby
and manjourno and all thesedifferent things.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
But, um, we're just saying you know they're taking
some form, they're saying someform of like unnatural weight
loss medication that is umaffecting it.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
And these girls come to work and they're like so
unhealthy looking.
They look like skeletons.
Like they're like they've gonetoo far, like they look like
they look like sticks and skirts.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
I mean, you know, they went.
They went from having a naturalbody to the this.
I don't even I can't.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
It's hard to explain it now they get that olympic
face, I mean yeah, I mean,everything's felt like that's
what I would say the word speltis comes to mind like you, just
like everything is like uh,depleted off your body.
There's no muscle tone to you.
Uh, nothing looks like normal.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
It looks very like you've been starving yourself
well, that's what happens,though, right, I mean, this way,
it deadens the senses as far asfor eating.
So I mean, you don't have thehunger craving.
You don't have the hungercraving, so, but you know, when
I started looking at that andthere's a flight attendant that
her sister actually is a doctor,and her sister is saying the
(46:43):
problems that they were seeingcoming in there, huge problems
is with the kidneys, right, andyou think about this?
Really, the way the organs work, our organs work, that food
comes in, digests, you know, butwhen you don't have any food
coming in, there's no digestivegoing on.
You're shutting down yourdigestive system.
It is basically not working.
(47:03):
So you go through this wholeperiod of time where your
digestive system is not working,and even doctors have talked
about this.
They're wondering down the roadnot right now, but down the
road what happens when you goback and you try to kickstart
this digestive system that youshut down?
Yeah, is it working correctly?
Speaker 1 (47:20):
they're saying that, like these people do, like they
gain a lot of weight when theycome off of it and all that
stuff, it's like all that stuffhappens, starts happening.
But I mean you know to yourpoint about the your digestive
system.
You, if you shut down thatsystem, it's it's kind of like
the faucet in your house, likeif you turn off the faucet for
too long, what's going to happen?
You're going to start gettingall these bad chemical sediments
(47:43):
and you're in the plumbing andall this stuff and that goes to
your kidneys.
So the filtration system, youliterally like now you're
settling toxins in your kidneysand that's why all these
problems are happening.
So I mean your digestive systemis so important, like to keep
that still circulating, you know, and that's you know you got to
keep the plumbing in your bodyworking because I know all too
(48:05):
well, believe me, I had personalencounters with my digestive
system shutting down.
I ended up having a tumor in mydigestive system and had to be
taken out and then it wouldn'trestart.
When they connect me all backup and I sound like I'm like
just plumbing in the house, butI mean it's super serious.
I mean it's like a life ordeath thing If you don't keep
(48:26):
your system working.
You know, and these thingsenhance that ability to for you
to like stop stop doing this.
You know behavior of eating anddrinking and acting normal,
like a normal human, but it's,it's just, it's.
It's super scary.
I just wanted to bring thatwhole thing up because I was
like we we are encountering moreand more employees now that we
(48:48):
work with that are like that aretaking this, and then then
there's a whole aspect of likeyou, we all know you're taking
it and then they're lying.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
They're lying.
It's a psychological thing too,because you know when you're
taking this.
You know I work out all thetime.
And when they're saying, ohyeah, I work out, I do that, no,
that's bullshit.
You do not.
Because let me tell yousomething.
First of all, you don't havemuscle mass.
You're dropping down.
(49:20):
It gets to a certain amount offood and stuff like that.
So in the unhealthy parts of it, right when you start, this is
what kills me is like nausea,vomiting, diarrhea, constipation
, decreased in appetite Okay,well, no shit, it's shutting off
your appetite.
So you have none.
So it's not a decrease, youhave none.
So they get to a certain pointand what's happened?
(49:41):
And we've seen this right, theylook good at like this one
point.
They get to a point and they'relike, oh, they look good, right
, yeah, but then it continuesbecause you keep not eating.
And then, all of a sudden, youwent from okay, maybe, to where
you didn't look so good, andthen you think that you look
really good and then, all of asudden, you don't realize that
(50:01):
you're looking like a skeleton.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah, not looking good again.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Not looking good on the other side of it.
So then what do you do?
You start getting off of it andthen you eat again, you start
putting on the weight.
And this happened with,actually, a girl.
I talked to her and she she hadgot off of it and she started
eating again.
And the reason why she got offof it?
She was losing hair.
Yeah, she's losing hair, Okay.
But I told her and she and Iwas like, did you get back on it
(50:27):
?
She goes, yeah, she goes, causeI was putting on weight.
I said yeah, but you said youwere losing hair and she goes.
Well, I am.
I said, well, you want to be askinny, bald chick, Right?
I mean it doesn't make anysense.
I mean it's just stupid.
You just go from feeling bad,looking okay good and then going
bad, and then all of a sudden,if it happens, it balloons the
other way, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
All this stuff always reminds me, like, when we're
thinking and envisioning allthis stuff, like to me, it
reminds me of like know, worldwar ii and the, the jews being
like starved to death and allthat stuff.
Like all that stuff that yousaw and how the body reacts when
they're, when that happens, youknow, and all the things you
just said.
You know hair loss and, uh, youknow functions of the body and
(51:09):
stuff shut down.
It's just, it's sad that allthese people are like doing this
.
And yes, we all, like you knowif you're a little heavy, yes,
you want to lose some weight,but there's a, there's a limit.
Like you need to know when.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Just get on a good diet, just do it.
Yeah, your body, your body, itwill react.
All you have to do is not is isnot put that food in it and
your body will basically burnthe fat off.
But anyway, like I said, wejust want to touch on it because
I mean, it was epic.
That craze has hit the airlinesand a lot of flight attendants.
Unfortunately they're, they'rejumping into it and I just hope
(51:47):
that they don't have a lot ofproblems later on.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
But let's go around the globe, brother Around the
globe, man Guess who is back intown, who?
Pan Am?
No way, Really Pan Am man.
I was like they, literally.
I guess somebody got the nameand decided they were going to
restart Pan Am.
But it's not like flying likethe word.
Flying Like this is not anairline where we're like going
(52:09):
and doing turns and this ispassenger carrying service.
It's actually Pan Am's turninginto like a tour service.
So these planes are there,they're going to take off from
New York, whatever, and they'regoing to go to Bermuda, portugal
, france, uk.
It's kind of like a like goingon a ship right and going on a
(52:30):
cruise.
Right, yeah, and so that's whatthis whole thing.
It's like this one package.
You're going on this like touraround the world you're going to
do.
There's like 50 seats on thisplane, everything's business
class, lay flat seats, you know,first class service, that you
know for the meals and all thatstuff.
It's just a giant tour but it'sall on pan am and everything is
(52:50):
like retro okay, so it's like acruise, so how much is that
gonna cost?
well, that is the problem.
The problem is is that for acouple it's like a cruise.
So how much does that gun cost?
Well, that is the problem.
The problem is that for acouple it's going to be just
about $60,000 for two people togo on there, but if you're just
going there by yourself as asolo travel, it's about $65,000
$65,000 for an in-flight cruise,yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Well, they should have named it In-N-Out, because
their ass is coming in and theirass is going out at that price.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
There ain't no way in hell.
Yeah, it's going to be veryinteresting to see if they can
sustain this type of model.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
In-N-Out.
You remember this conversation.
I'm telling you, this is likeIn-N-Out buddy, you're coming in
, your ass is going out there.
Ain't no way, there's no way,you're gonna get that you might
get a couple people, but you'regonna go on there, you're gonna
have this whole plane.
You're gonna have like a couple, yeah, I think it launches this
week.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
So it's gonna be very interesting to see who who is.
Um, you know, so you're you'rereally catering to like
millionaires here, like theseare like millionaires that have
lots of time, they want to dosome world travel, blah, blah,
blah, all that stuff.
But it it was wild when I sawthat other thing, man, that's
happening also around the globeis, uh, man, the, all the news
and reports and stuff coming infrom the air india.
(54:04):
Um, they recovered that blackbox and uh, it's been super
interesting to me, like to watchall the different aspects and
angles of what they're talkingabout.
But, uh, sum it up in anutshell right here um, I've
heard reports of, like you knowthe one thing that's true from
the black box and recorders thatthe, the pilot declared that
there was a power, power failure.
(54:26):
You know they had total powerfailure.
That's why he called out maydayand all that stuff.
Um, but there's a couple ofdifferent reasons, like I heard
one where, like the seat in the,in the captain's seat, slid
back, which actually hit thecontrols that brought them back
and locked them into position,and the first officer wasn't
experienced enough to grab thething to push them forward, and
(54:47):
all that stuff, and that was onetheory whatever.
And then they had, uh, you know, the ram air, uh turbine that
dropped down, that they're allyeah, I've seen that.
See that the rat, um, yeah, therat, so that they're all that
see that, that rat, um, yeah,the rat, so the that thing you
know, but that thing it doesn'tgive.
It doesn't give you power, likethrust, it gives you electrical
power so you can operate, sothe plane can glide down, um,
(55:09):
like it had deployed, so thatyou know, the pilots can
manually deploy it and the planecan deploy it itself
automatically if it like losespower.
So that was a whole nother youknow.
They don't know what was goingon, what did they?
And then there was a new engineput on, so they were like that
was a weird thing.
So it's, it's wild how thiswhole thing is developing and
(55:30):
everything but, um, yeah, theair entity thing is going to be
very interesting mystery tofollow I think it's going to
take a little bit of time onthis one.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, it's still sad, though I mean it's it's sad
well, here's the other thing,too, like we.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
We.
There's been lots of focus onall the people that were on the
plane, but on the ground my lastreports were like there was
like 33 people on the ground hitlike a training facility for
like doctors and all this stuff.
You know.
There's all these people on theground that lost their lives
too.
So the the total, I guess, isgetting really close to like 300
people.
Yeah, so it's pretty bad.
(56:04):
Anyways, man, we're gonna we'regonna wrap up this show here
with our uh quote and the quote.
What's the quote today, gee?
Speaker 2 (56:14):
the quote today I love too Nothing changes if
nothing changes, and that'sperfect for me and you, because
we change shit all the time.
Yeah, I mean listen.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Well, I mean, it's a very profound statement,
Honestly.
Just think about it.
It's like the bad flightattendant we're talking about
and everything you don't changeunless you change.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
I laugh about that one because that is definitely
me and you, man, we change shitall the time.
All right, guys, listen.
Hey, I had a lot of fun thisweek.
You guys have a great week andwe will see you next time on
cabin yeah, we'll see you nexttime on cabin measure see you
guys later.
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Flight attendant vaping on the jump seat oh
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Captain, we have a problem.
Pan Am is back in the air.
All this next on Cabin Pressurewith Sean and G hey, everyone
(00:39):
welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is cabin pressure boom baby, yeah, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That goes out to all the indiana people out there,
because the indiana pacer isgonna do it.
What's up, everybody?
This is john.
Hey, everybody, what's going on?
You kill me.
Boom, baby man.
Did you watch any of the umplayoffs?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
hell.
No, I was flying.
What oh?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
dude man, it's been so exciting like this is like
everybody in the world is likeagainst the Pacers, it's the
craziest thing.
Like it started off and likethey were like they don't have a
chance.
You know it's going to be donein four games.
Jay-z bet on it and lost youknow, $100 million or whatever
it was.
And so now everybody's like youknow it's tied right now 3-3.
(01:22):
Right, so Everybody's like youknow it's tied right now three
to three Right, so Pacer mania.
Done, it's done.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I wonder how much money lost in Vegas with that
People made money, people lostmoney.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You know it's crazy, but I mean it's just such a good
.
If you're a basketball fan likeyou're such a good.
How loud was Carol?
Oh, my wife is out of her mind.
How loud was Carol?
Oh, my wife is out of her mind.
I need to secretly record itone day so that you can see her
reaction and stuff.
I mean because people don'teverybody that knows my wife,
(01:54):
she is so calm.
Yeah, she's so calm about herjust in life, her demeanor.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
She's a pilot.
She's, you know like.
She's very methodical and howshe does things and she's calm
and doesn't get too wound up.
But put her in front of abasketball screen.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I cannot.
I mean, you know she, she'ssuch a quiet person.
I mean, until you get to knowher.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I mean it is.
It is so crazy.
She's screaming we're gettingready to go on vacation and the
final game is when we're goingto be on vacation.
And she just told me last nightshe's like I don't want them to
be around me when I'm watching.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
She is like that, though right.
When she goes off like that,you turn and look at her and go.
What the what did that comefrom?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Every time the game goes off, like her Apple watch
goes nuts.
I mean, there's two things thatit says.
Like your heart is likeaccelerating, you know, like too
fast.
It gives you that warning,whatever, Right.
And then guess what?
At the other alarm that goesoff blood pressure.
No, it's in a loud environment.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But you know you, there there's people like that
that you know they're so quietin life and all of a sudden this
crazy shit happens and you'relooking at one.
What the hell did that comefrom?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, I mean, she has scared so many people when,
like, people are over at houseand they don't expect that out
of her and she just goes nuts,it's, it's a, it's the funniest
thing thing.
So you think the pace is goingto take it, dude?
I hope so.
I mean, I don't listen, it'sanybody's game right now.
It's so close.
I mean, this is like theplayoff, how playoffs should
(03:34):
always be every year.
You know, like I hate seeingblowouts, doesn't matter what
teams are.
You know like who likes towatch that, except for the
winning team, right?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
but I, but I do.
You know something, sinceyou're talking basketball, the
clips that I love watchinganymore.
I love watching Caitlin Clarkand that Sophia Cunningham.
Let me tell you something themost fun that I have watching it
is when they put that blondegirl in there to whoop some
serious ass man.
(04:03):
I mean, she comes in, she'slike, she is like I will jack
any of you up.
I don't care who you are.
Put me in the damn game.
I am gonna mess one of you up,yeah, man this is, this is the
funniest thing.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Like that.
You bring that up andeverything.
And it came up on uh facebookhere and I I thought I
screenshotted the whole thing,but they had a funny, uh funny
thing, funny thing about Caitlincart and everything.
They got this dude that's likethis, like uh, he was like um
special forces guy, like huge,and they got him like he has his
(04:35):
long hair and he's like he'sgoing to be, he's going to be on
the fever team and so whenCaitlin cart gets hurt, they
they're gonna bring in like alawn whatever and he's and he,
all he's gonna do is justdecimate the team until he like
he, uh, until he gets ejectedand he goes and his nickname
(04:56):
over in, uh, whatever,yugoslavia or wherever he's from
right is a throat punch but youknow what I love about Indiana,
though?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
They brought people in to sit there and it's like if
you mess with her, they'regoing to jack your shit up.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, man, those games are so violent right now.
I can't believe that even theWNBA is letting this happen.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Would you expect that though?
I mean, when you look at her,when you see that county hand
man, she's a pretty girl, ohyeah she.
When you look at her, when yousee that county hand man, she's
a pretty girl, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
She will jack their ass up.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I mean, she was sitting there and it's like that
.
One girl went for a layup.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
She grabbed her by the head and ripped her ass down
.
I know, ripped her down, it wasjust crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
And then it was like the whole team man, just come at
you, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I will whip all your asses.
You've got to be when you're ona team, right?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It is.
But you know something For theWNBA?
Caitlin Clark changed the WNBA,but what I loved about it and
makes me want to watch it isthey bring in the enforcers to
protect her ass.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh yeah, you know.
But Caitlin Clark's Well, nowthey are Like they have to Like,
I mean she's valuable.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, but she.
Let me tell you, what I likeabout her too, is that she's
doing a lot of pushback now.
She don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
She's like pushing back and and she's ready to
fight too well, she's in, youknow, like she's, at first she's
that newcomer, right, and thenshe was trying to be like, fit
in and be herself and playbasketball, and then
everything's getting violent.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And then now you know , boom and you can tell
indiana's now her home, becauseshe'll get that crowd jacked up.
I mean, she goes down there andthrows hands up and gets the
whole crowd into it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'm telling you right now you have not seen a
basketball game.
Until you see a basketball gamein Indiana.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Right, it doesn't matter where it is, how much is
a women's basketball game goingfor?
I'm going to say I know Indiana, like you'll pay like $60, $65
for a ticket.
Everybody else you pay likethree.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The WNBA is more expensive than the NBA, oh
really.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
On the Caitlin Clark team.
Yeah, well, that's what I'msaying.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
When they came here to like the playoffs and stuff.
I mean, the tickets were out ofcontrol.
It was unbelievable.
I don't know exactly what theprices are.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
But I know that exceeded the nba because only
with the clinton kirk thing, youknow, right, so she's like the
female.
Uh, steph curry, yeah right, Imean she got michael jordan.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, but name them all.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
She's, she's um, she's unbelievable yeah, I mean
she just reminds me of stephcurry buries the ball from
anywhere.
Three point range, okay, halfcourt range, if you're from
indiana.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Nobody's gonna say steph curry, they're gonna say
reggie miller.
Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
There you go okay, that's true, I'm not gonna
associate her with reggie's goneand I understand I get he's a
legend I know he is.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
He's a legend.
Yeah, anyways, man.
So what's been going on?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
well, um, let's see, I came home.
Uh, the big.
You know, there's big assasstorrential rains and winds that
we just got the other nightUnbelievable.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Like 60-mile power gusts.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Love this.
I come home from my turn LAturn Nice long day, as you know.
I came home and I looked at thehouse and the garage and the
big piece of freaking metalflashing was flapping in the
wind.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm like you've you gotta be shitting me, that's so
loud when it happens, whenyou're in the house and that
thing's attached to the house.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's like, okay, here's the funny part.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You want to hear that again.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It was it's really loud.
Yeah, bullshit.
It wasn't that loud at thattime because I got up at like
three o'clock in the morning, wedrove into work, didn't even
notice the thing Right, oh,right, yeah and and came back
home and it was flapping in thewind.
It would probably making thosesounds that you're talking about
and I was like this sucks man.
(08:36):
So got to get the ladder out,get my ass up there, bend it
back in, put the flashing backin.
But you know, here's the funnypart is, I called you and I was
telling you.
I was like you believe thisstupid shit happened.
You were telling me about yourswhen it happened, too right,
and and the funny thing about itwas you said what to me?
What was the one thing that yousaid?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
there was like like three nails in the thing.
Mine had four fucking nailsyeah, I mean four nails.
You can't believe thesebuilders do this.
It's like, especially in likewhen I'm at the highest point of
my county, like I get heavywinds here all the time and mine
happened a few years ago but itwas like after these houses
were built here, all of ourflashings like started ripping
(09:17):
off because nobody secured themproperly.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Right.
The reason is your developmentis directly in front of mine,
okay.
The reason is your developmentis directly in front of mine,
okay, and there's a wind valleyon the other side by Seville, as
where we're living, right, andthat wind comes straight through
there and it comes over yourguys' development and comes
straight in ours and we catchthat same wind.
The thing that freaking killsme is you're absolutely right.
(09:39):
These damn builders.
Let me tell you, ever sinceI've been in this house, I find
shit all wrong.
All the time they had a.
I have a bay window out front,okay, huge bay window.
these pieces of crap didn't evenseal the damn window didn't
seal the window water was goingdown inside and I had to replace
this whole area you got molddamage, you got all that stuff
stupid ass builders.
(10:00):
They, they, they, they'll sitthere and they'll do things and
and uh and you'll.
You'll find these problemslater on, it's just a bunch of
bullshit.
And I had four freaking nails.
So of course, yeah, eventuallythat wind's going to rip that
damn thing off.
And here it is and it took 20years, but still, if that thing
would have been on there for 50years if you'd put the right
(10:20):
nails in it, so, but it was justbullshit had to come home, get
the ladder, go up there and and,uh, you know, put that damn
thing back on and uh, yeah, sothat was a bunch of fun.
But you know, the the funnierpart is when I was on the flight
.
You know how we talk about jumpseat therapy.
Yeah, okay, so I had a flightattendant, so we started talking
and she was like, can I ask youa question?
(10:41):
I said sure, and she goes.
Well, I wanted a guy's opinionand could you just give me an
honest opinion?
And I said sure, and you know,when we were younger, we were
talking about how we dated.
You know, you'd pick somebodyup in a bar or you'd meet
somebody.
That's how we dated, right?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh yeah, in our generation.
That's the only way you coulddo it generation.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
That's the only way you could do it.
And she was talking about, likeyou know, these dating apps.
You know how they have all the.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I have no idea what these apps are, sean I know that
we are of the generation likewe do.
I have never experienced itbecause both of us been married
too long, yeah, and so it's likeI had to ask my like nephew one
time about.
It was like let me just seethis thing, like how's this
thing work?
Because he does it, you know,and he's like it is and like
he's I don't know what he wasdoing you know Tinder or
whatever.
It was Right, flip left, flipright.
(11:27):
And I was like what?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, they know, they know, like there's one of them
that within the vicinity, theyknow exactly where they are,
yeah, and she was telling me.
She was like oh, yeah, they,they know if they're 30 feet
away from you, oh, wow If.
Oh wow, if they're 30 feet awayfrom us.
Back in our generation, thatwas a stalker, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Right.
I mean if somebody's 30 feetaway from you.
Well, 30 feet away from us.
Back in the day was like acrossthe bar.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We're looking and making eyes at each other.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That type of thing is not.
You know, we wouldn't belooking at us on an app.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But she's sitting there talking about, like, how
she uses these apps.
So she meets this person, thisone guy on the app and she's
talking and she's like I don'twant to get too graphic with
this and I was like don't worryabout it, we're flight
attendants.
You're shitting me Jump seattherapy.
Not being graphic.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Really Not being graphic, yeah, come on, bring it
On the jump seat.
I'm just, you know, you'regetting where I'm going with
this, right.
So she, she sits there and shesays so, we're talking, and and
we've been talking for a littlewhile and you know, we kind of
maybe every once in a while sendsome pics, and I'm like okay,
whatever, you know that's whatyou do, and um, and then she
(12:38):
said how would you feel aboutthis If a person said have you
ever had sex with a transsexual?
If a person said have you everhad sex with a transsexual?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
What the fuck, this is an intro question.
That's quite the beginningintro to a relationship.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I did the same thing, I go.
He said what?
Wow?
And I'm so, you know, curiositygot me because I was.
I was like, okay, where's shegoing with this one, right?
So she was sitting there, shegoes.
I was dumbfounded, she goes,why would you ask me if I had
sex with the transsexual?
And he said, well, he goesbecause I was just wondering,
(13:19):
you know I.
I thought, well, would I?
And maybe as a threesome?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
What yeah, dude you just met this.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
How would that go over in the bar, Sean, if we
just met him in the?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
bar.
That might get violent in thebar, but in this conversation,
wherever she was having it onthe phone, right no.
Or a chat no.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
He had messaged her.
First they were texting yeah,and then he had messaged her.
First they were texting yeah,and then he had called her
because he's like, oh, I got tostraighten this out.
She's like there's nostraightening this out.
She goes what would you do?
And I said, well, apparentlyyou guys, we would hang up,
leave the bar, whatever Me I'dbe blocking, doing everything.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Exactly that's what I was getting ready to say.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I was like I'd literally be like discontinue
thing, block, um, yeah, that'dbe done.
That.
It completely blew me awaybecause I I'm thinking when
we're in a bar that's the bestpart, because we get to know
somebody right, I mean, you getto.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You get to that feel of a person yeah, well, I mean,
there's a whole differentdynamics there, because you're
like, you got to be brave enoughto go do it.
Right, right, the interchangein those conversations, and
people aren't going to be like,can you imagine this
face-to-face conversation?
You know like, hey, how are youdoing?
Blah, blah, blah.
I was thinking, you know, whatdo you think about transsexual
sex?
You?
(14:41):
Know sex you know out of theblue, like in person, you know,
is she slapping the guy?
Is she like?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
you know, like you know, pushing him away.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Get away from me, you don't like.
It's the scenarios you can gothrough your head everybody out
there, Just imagine.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Do you know what I loved about um going to meet
somebody in the bar, though?
Cause you know me and you usedto hang out all the time in the
bars and you'd sit there andrealize there's a couple of
things I want to go over here.
First of all, guys don't pickup girls.
You know that right.
We don't pick girls up.
Girls pick us up, and becauseif the girl's interested in you,
she's looking at you and theseguys are dumb.
(15:19):
Because we've ran around withthe guys like, oh, I'm going to
go pick somebody up, I'm goingto go hit that, I'm going to go
do whatever.
I'm looking at them going.
You're dumb, you're dumb.
Because you know me back in theday in a bar.
You're dumb.
I'm going to an area, I'mstanding there, I'm looking
around.
The one that likes me islooking at me.
I'm not to go over and ask herto dance with me so he walks
(15:49):
over and everybody's watching,you know, and you're running
with your buddies and he walksacross the dance floor, goes to
that real hot chick thateverybody wants to dance with
and he's like hey, you want todance?
No.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh yeah, we in our generation have all had that
rejection, rejection, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You get the walk of shame.
You start turning your headaround looking for the waitress.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember many times going outto bars with you and I'm like
you know I'm going to go over.
You know you remember me, likeI was the guy that was like this
, like all over the place in thebar, like I'm just running
around doing my thing but you'recrazy.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
The girls love that.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I mean they love just having funny and having you
know being crazy and stuff likethat, but like many times like
you'd go over there and be likeyou know, hey, come on, let's go
dance, and stuff, and they'relike no, all right, bitch that
was, that was our day of beingblocked face to face.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
No, no, no question about it.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You were lucky that you didn't get the big old hand
in your face, a big flat hand.
Stop get away from me stalker,weirdo, anyways, yeah, yeah,
yeah, that was crazy.
But anyways, uh, dude man, youknow I had a crazy and crazy
experience of the day at work.
I get on the plane, I'm gettingdoing our you know we're doing
(17:14):
our florida turn, you know likewe do, and uh, we're bored and
it's all, everything's cool.
We're like like, maybe fiveminutes from getting ready to
close the door and you and you,you've been here, you know, you
know the whole scenario.
Everybody out there that's aflight attendant, we, you get
the scenario where, like,there's a sense of time, we're
ready to go.
All of a sudden, all of a sudden, this like pastor walks up and
(17:35):
they're like, oh, this person,this guy in eight, eight a needs
, a, needs your help.
And I'm like, need my help?
I'm like, why does he need myhelp?
And so he like no explanation,nothing.
So I walk back a few rows.
I look behind the freakingbulkhead there.
This dude had projectilevomited over the entire row and
(18:01):
the seat in front of him andeverybody is like wiping shit
off them.
It's going down the side wall.
It's so nasty, it's all downhis chest, it's all on the guy
that's sitting in front of him,that had just boarded a plane.
It was all over his arms, onboth sides of his arms, where
his armrest was, it was thepastors next to him in the seat.
(18:24):
It splashed off the screens andstuff in front of them and all
shot over to them.
It was a disaster.
I mean like, like, what's yourfirst reaction?
Something that's happened?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
my first reaction is is you're looking at them like,
oh my god?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
yeah you gotta get everybody out of there yeah,
it's like, oh my god, this, thishas to be cleaned up.
So now, now I'm like, okay,listen time just went right.
Now I'm just like commanding thesituation, like I'm like you
get up, go up front, go get, gotry to clean up.
We got towels and stuff.
We'll get you up there, go uphere, go this way.
I'm like directing people, theguy there and he's just in a
(19:10):
pool of like puke, puke, right,and I know, and he doesn't know
what to do, right.
So we're like bringing himstuff and trembling.
Finally I'm like you're gonnaneed, you need to get up out of
the seat.
I mean, the guy wasn't evenlike moving, he was just like
this total negative reaction toit and I'm like you got to get
out of the seat, dude.
We got it.
So we had to call cleaners andyou know, cleaners came there
with sanitizers, spraying stuffand washing things out.
I had them tearing up the seatcushions and all kinds of stuff
(19:32):
to clean everything up.
But that delayed us in thestart of our day.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Okay, so here's the big question Was he intoxicated?
Nope, so you knew you weregoing to throw up.
No, he didn't know he was goingto throw up, so this is what
happened.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
The guy he didn't know he was gonna throw up.
So this is what everybody knows.
So this is what happened.
The guy had, like he was likeelderly guy, he had had an
exhausting weekend,grandchildren, all this stuff.
He's like I'm so tired and hegot on the plane and he passed
out as soon as he got in theseat, like he sat down and he
laid his head back and passedout and you know how you like,
like the saliva or whatever goesback in the back of your throat
and he had that chokingsensation.
Well, his gag reflex went offand he woke up to him, he dozed
(20:14):
off and it was like muah.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Oh, everybody has that nasty slide stuff that goes
back to your throat.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, dude.
He was like I'm okay, I don'tfeel bad or anything, I'm just
like I'm real tired and I fellasleep and I guess I choked or
whatever and it made me throw up.
And you made a bunch of friendsnow too, yeah.
So then everybody in the plane,they were like, take him off,
take him off Take him off.
We don't want him on board.
(20:42):
He doesn't look good, he lookspale, he looks bleak like this.
This one guy was like just onme, like you know.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
you know he doesn't look good, are you sure he just
threw?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
up over everybody.
I'm like calm down, likeliterally, like people are
reacting.
I'm just like you know, this isthis is not necessary it's the
old guy that threw up it's anold guy.
He threw up.
You know the whole situation.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
He was fine man, the whole entire flight but you know
, here's the funny part ifsomething would have went down,
your ass had been on the line ohyeah, right, I mean, that's,
that's one of those decisionmakers, because you have to make
that decision where they go ornot I would have done the same
thing.
I'd have been like, no, youguys got to chill out, he's fine
yeah, the guy's fine, like I.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I went down the whole thing.
I'm like you, you're sick.
Do you have any?
Any health problems?
Do you know how you're feeling?
The whole nine yards.
He'd give me the whole scoopand give me all the information.
I was like this guy's fine, itjust happened.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Do you want a Tic Tac ?
A Tic Tac, he's got somenasty-ass breath man.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Well, he had a backpack with him and it all
went on the backpack.
It was just like the wholething was soiled.
I literally had to give him atrash bag to put his backpack in
for the rest of the flight.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I still say you need a Tic Tac Right.
I'm telling you, man, you gotsome nasty ass breath.
This motherfucker needs someTic Tacs.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You need some Tic Tacs?
Yeah, but at that point youknow you don't want to give him
anything that he's going tochoke on.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh, up and give him anything that he's gonna choke
on.
Just give him a damn tic-tac.
You, it was like don't give himanything, because give him a
damn tic-tac his breast stinks.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, dude.
Anyways, the other thing, man,that happened to me too is um.
So I'm going back to work andyou know I'm transferring.
Right, I'm going to newark,you're transferred, I am
transferred, I am, you're done,transfer you're not.
You're not here anymore I'm outof this home.
I've been here forever, 30-someyears.
Anyways, I go over to.
I had this great plan Likehere's the plan I'm going to go
(22:35):
to Newark and as a flightattendant, I'm going to go there
.
I want flexibility.
I know if I bid international,I'm a big senior flight
attendant People will take mytrips.
You know our company lets justgo down to zero.
I can now pick up out of base.
I can come here to cleveland.
I'll fly on the days that Iwant to fly under my terms,
under my schedule, and that'sthe flexibility of the job.
(22:56):
You know I'm like that's what Iwant to do.
So I do that.
And you know I hold dubai okay.
So I get to.
You know I'm like, oh, allright, cool, I'm gonna, this is
gonna go quick because dubai,over in newark, is a very to.
You know I'm like, oh, allright, cool, I'm gonna, this is
gonna go quick because dubai,over in newark is a very hot you
know hot destination.
It's a great layover city.
It you know it's super modern.
(23:16):
Everybody loves the hotel um,we, it's a marriott hotel.
So we get points and stays andall that stuff, so that you know
it's a win-win for everybody.
So then I'm like okay, I'mready to clear my schedule and
like three hours before I amgetting ready, the whole open
time is getting ready and hoping, and people are ready to take
my trips.
Guess what happens.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I kind of know where this is going, but go ahead yeah
.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Our airline announces all flights to Dubai are
canceled till further notice.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Somebody didn't look at the news Right, so maybe you
need to crawl out of thatmanhole and look at the news.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So now my commuting from Cleveland to Newark and me
thinking like, oh my gosh, thereis a I'm going to be canceled.
So now I'm going to be sittingon reserve over a new work I
like this is a total nightmareand possibility.
Like I'm like, oh my, what thehell have I gotten myself into?
And luckily, because ourcoworkers aren't as sharp as we
(24:21):
would like them to be always,these people weren't paying
attention.
And three, hours later it'sshovel yeah exactly three hours
later, those dubai trips pop,pop, pop, pop, gone man.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I was like so international flight attendants
just became domestic divas yeah,yeah, there's an.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
All these people that are like that got awarded to
buy this we're paying attentionto the news.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Where are they sean?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
yeah, I mean, like you know, like all, it's not
just our airline, like everyairline that's going over to
that whole, you know, area ofpossible war getting ready to
happen.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I mean is yeah, we don't fly commercial airplanes
where there's potential war, oryeah, or, missiles yeah,
missiles are not good.
You know where that doesn'thappen?
Where's that?
Jackson Hole Jackson.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Hole yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So wow, you're getting Dubai, I'm going to
Jackson Hole.
I ain't got to worry about awar breaking out in Jackson.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Hole Right.
Yeah, you got to worry aboutbear.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
They got bear spray.
Be sure to get some bear spray,right, right.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
There, be sure to get some bear spray.
There's always dangerseverywhere you go in the world.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
This is the lesson of this, that shit was funny,
though, because you guys plannedon getting rid of all your shit
and you had that old shitmoment.
I know that, because there's noway, if you guys understand
what they were doing.
They were basically getting ridof their whole schedule, and
then what happens is that, ifthey cancel everything, they all
became domestic flightattendants, so their ass would
(25:52):
have had to go on to Newark andfly out of.
Newark.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
At the mercy of the company and you have to be in
location to do that.
So like I'm not flying overonce a week just to be sitting
around just for the company tomake, calls.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I would have laughed my ass off, Sean.
Yeah, what are you doing?
A West Palm turn, no no dude,that would have cracked me up,
man.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, I'm going to tell you right now I would have
been very ill for a month, for amonth, Doctors something.
Something's happened, you knowI got.
I have no idea because thatshit was not happening, but
anyways, man, the other thingthat happened, you know I was
thinking about this, the switchtopics here.
(26:35):
I was thinking about this.
I had a celebrity come on, youknow, and we get celebrities all
the time on our planes right.
Yeah, I mean like they come onand on and you know, after like
35 years of this whole stuff,celebrities are people.
I mean it doesn't matter who,who they are doesn't matter, I
mean this is how it's just thatthey got a different job to us.
(26:58):
They got a higher profile, sopeople know who they are,
whatever.
But they're just normal peopleand so this person comes on and
they're just doing their whole.
You know, know normal routineand everything.
And I started.
You know, I've had the goodcelebrities and I've had these
bad celebrities on boardaircraft.
Have you ever had badcelebrities or?
(27:20):
You can think of them.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Not really, I mean most one.
Yeah, I can think of one.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Well, his, he was traveling with his boyfriend.
Okay, all right, and we wereblocking the cockpit.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You know how we block when the plane comes out, they
had to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
So he starts getting up and coming towards the
cockpit door and I told him.
I said, sir, you're going tohave to return to your seat,
sure, and he goes, I'm going tothe bathroom.
I said no, you don't understand.
The cockpit's out, you need toreturn your seat.
And he goes, I'm just going tostand right here.
Said no, you, you can't standfirst class.
If you're going to stand, youcan stand back by the bulkhead,
can't stand here.
And he goes, I'm going to standright here.
And I said he goes, what if I,what if I make a motion towards
(28:00):
you?
and I said your day gets realbad right they don't understand
that shit right they just, theyjust wait a minute.
They, they just think.
They just think that everybodyis as passive, right, they ain't
gonna do anything.
But you know just, I don't carethat you're a celebrity well,
that's what I'm saying, who youare.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, I was getting ready to say, like it goes back
to what I how I started thisthing.
You know, they're all justpeople yeah, just people.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Especially when you pull shit like that, you're
definitely just a person you'rea person that's gonna get your
ass whooped real quick, but butyou're just a person yeah, we're
gonna treat you just likeeverybody else and we're gonna
have that we charge the cockpitdoor yeah, I mean anybody.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
If you're gonna do some stupid stuff like that,
we're gonna, we're definitelygonna react just like donkey
like we're yeah, we're gonnareact exactly how we're supposed
to react.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Wait a minute.
Thank God most people they turnaround and go sit down.
I mean, I'm joking around withyou, but most people they go to
turn around.
But every once in a whileyou're right you have these
assholes that they think theycan do whatever they want to do,
and they're not.
They're just people.
That's all they are.
They're just people.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, and my point to this whole thing was like I was
like I've had I've had like itfeels like hundreds and hundreds
of celebrities on boardaircraft over the years and I've
never really had any problemswith any of them, Like cause
I've always treated them likepeople Right, and I have some
fun stories with some of them.
Some of them, you know, some ofthem, are very talkative.
(29:24):
I just like it's great to likebe able to just connect with
people and you get to realizethat these people are just
people leading their life,normal lives.
You know, like this is whatthey're doing.
It might not be a normal life,but it's like they're leading
their lives the best they can do.
And and I had, I had one wherethis gal came on and she was in
(29:47):
a whole entire, our entire firstclass was filled with nothing
but celebrities and so all thecity seats were like different
levels of celebrities and youknow, and all this stuff, they
were all heading to a, an event,and this one gal out of the
whole group decides to treat uslike we're like the help.
(30:10):
Oh yeah, like I go to.
I go to, like you know, I getto the row and I'm going down to
each row and I'm asking themwhat they'd like to drink and
eat and all that stuff.
And I get to her and you knowand I'm like, hey, I'm going to
ask you a question, what wouldyou like to drink today?
And she kind of looks at me andshe like leans over to her
assistant that's sitting next toher and is like, tell him that
(30:33):
I'll have a Coke.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I can't stand that.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I'm looking at them going if you can see my face
right now.
I'm like I had to.
I like it Like.
I'm telling you right now likeanybody, I don't care who you
are and what you do, how famousyou think you are.
If you treat any other humanbeing like that, where you can't
even address them face-to-face,I mean you're less of a human
(31:01):
yourself.
You know what I'm saying,that's how I feel and my reply,
and you know what my reply isgoing to be.
I looked straight at her and Isaid if you're incapable of
directly talking to me, you maynot get any service on this
flight.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Now see, I would have jacked with her.
Could you ask her if she wantedice in that glass?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, back and forth.
Can you tell her that I may putice in there or may not, but
would she like it or not?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
like it.
Did she want me to touch therim or not touch the rim?
I mean like come on are youkidding me you?
Can't.
But you know that that doeshappen, because even even with
the kids, sometimes they'retraveling and they're whispering
between each other and I'm likeI'm right here yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Well, I mean with kids, I like I get that whole
like the shyness level or thingslike that.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
You know, I'm saying they end up being that damn
celebrity that starts talking totheir assistant right, right,
right.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
So I'm like, but I mean who this person was?
And I'm not saying any names oranything because I don't want
to like, uh, you know, get ontothat whole thing where people
like you know defamation ofcharacter and all that stuff,
but it's just.
It just came to me the otherday because I had this celebrity
on board and they were actuallyjust real cool, real relaxed,
but like the crew was reactingthis person because this person
(32:22):
was kind of controversial, youknow.
So they were like oh, whatthey're, what are they like?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
And I'm like they were normal, like Ooh, what
they're, what are they like?
And I'm like they were normal,like I, I you know, I'm sorry,
but I always laugh because I'mstanding there and I know when
we take their orders.
When we're standing there, I'mlike she, she realized I'm here,
right, I'm standing right here.
I could actually hear whatshe's saying, right, I mean,
it's the stupidest thing.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, it's stupid, but you were the help.
Yeah, I was the help you'relike mr belvedere, but you don't
wear the vest yeah, well, I Idon't want to bring this other
thing.
The person that I'm talkingabout also was african-american,
as well as myself, and theywere treating me like this too,
and I was like oh, are you forreal like this?
(33:06):
There was a whole another levelof dynamics going on here that
I was like you're, this shit isnot happening right now.
This is not going to,especially with you.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That shit ain't going to fly.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Like I'm literally you're almost like on borderline
of me saying you know you'reincapable of being on this
flight.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I surprised you guys.
Oh, hell no.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Hell, no, you ain't not talking to me like that.
Yeah, this ain't any, yeah, butanyways, yeah, it's crazy man.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
But you know what goes with bad passengers, though
, what's that?
You get bad crew members, man,bad crew members, stupid ones
sometimes.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Well, you know, bad crew members just like get under
my skin and you know they'relike the talk of our town, are
they not like?
Everybody knows who's a bad,who's the bad employee and what
they do and it doesn't?
this goes for any workenvironment it doesn't matter if
it's flight attendants, or youwork in an office or you work in
a factory or whatever you,wherever you work, when you have
(34:05):
somebody that doesn't pulltheir weight or doesn't like
interact with everybody else,well, I mean, you bring this
this.
You come to work knowing thatthis person is going to act and
behave a certain way and you'relike, oh, this is like dread,
right, I don't want, I don'twant to be a part of it.
This stuff.
Well, I had, I had this galthat and this is one of the
(34:27):
reasons why I left Cleveland isbecause the flexibility of my
schedule and everything I'vebeen fighting with that and I'm
trying to get rid of my tripshere in Cleveland and I couldn't
do that.
But then the last month I'mhere, I get this line with this
gal that in two-thirds of thebase she's blacklisted.
(34:48):
Right, I mean you, she'sblacklisted, right, I mean I
mean you, I know who I'm talkingabout but it's like I just was
like this is some bullshit now.
So like because because we werein a small town, here's this gal
.
She makes everybody, she's just, she's just a bad person
Basically overall, just likeit's miserable I, I don't think
(35:10):
it's, I, I just think it'smiserable yeah, she's.
She's had so many events in herlife that have drawn her into
this, like this abyss of whatshe is now, that you know she
doesn't even realize it, and Ihad heard that there was another
flight attendant that saidsomething to her.
I don't know if this is true orsomething.
I really haven't investigatedthe whole thing, but I had to
(35:30):
fly with this gallon.
She is miserable, dude, I meanI.
Here's an example of how badshe is.
Okay, she's.
She's on our jump seat wherewe're taking off and I get up
after we do our, you know,welcome announcement and we're
almost to like altitude and shelooks at me and she's like
(35:51):
you're getting up and I'm like,yeah, I'm like getting up to you
know, get ready to go, I gotta,we gotta take orders and all
that stuff.
She's like, she's like I don'tdo that and I'm like you, be you
and sit there.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, you do, yeah, you do, and I'll continue to do
my job.
So then she finally gets up.
I'm taking orders to come backinto the first clock, galley,
and I'm like here's orders, allthis stuff, and I'm waiting
there for hot towels right for,because we have a meal service
getting ready to happen.
And she's like you know, is itokay?
(36:28):
We don't do hot towels becauseI'm hot and here goes the lazy
I'm like.
I'm like, give me hot towels,give it to me like, give me a
couple things water.
I'm like this is, this is likebeyond read.
I just it was like I'm like andI'm chewing everything possible
(36:50):
to the like they not bite.
This is like beyond read.
I just it was like.
I'm like and I'm chewingeverything possible to not bite
my tongue Right.
Like and you know, and like I'mlike I don't want to get into
confrontation with this gal onboard the aircraft, I don't want
to get in conversation with herat all period at work because
you know there's not the placeto do it, right.
But at the same time's, likeyou know, where's that line
(37:11):
where we like, when you say,okay, you know what, enough is
enough.
When we like, okay, we need totalk to somebody else, like
management about this.
Like this is experience,everybody's experiencing this.
Like, how do you feel aboutthat?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
it's funny because I I just had a conversation with
another flight attendant and, um, well, as far as um, our job
and talking to someone, well,you know, we have a code of
silence, sure, because you, youknow the way, the same as as her
being bad.
Us going to anyone else to dealwith this other than deal with
(37:44):
it personally, is not goodeither, because you, you go to
someone else and you, just, youknow, we take care of this at
home because a lot of times theyburn themselves, and you know
that, and in our job they takecare of themselves.
Unfortunately, it takes a longtime.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, I mean, the process is really long and and
and the thing is, is that, um, Iwould say the majority of our
coworkers will not addressanything, like they're not going
to say anything.
They just let this person godown in flames slowly by
themselves, right?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
But here's, I mean here's a situation to where it's
like here's.
What's really funny is thepassengers have no idea.
You guys can't stand each other, right, they have zero Right
Cause you're out, you're out inthere, you're the face out there
and this other person's in thegalley and and all you're
thinking about is how much youhate this person in the galley
because you can't stand it.
You're sitting there waitingfreaking five minutes for one
(38:36):
damn drink.
How long does it take you tofreaking put ice in a damn cup,
put the shit in there and giveme the damn thing?
Right, but no, it just takesforever.
Everybody else has done andtheir ass is just getting there
and else is done and their assis just getting started and then
, and then you, they know whenyou're annoyed with them, they
slow their ass down even more.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah right, slow down .
And then here here's.
Here's what she was doing on onour service like the meal.
There's a.
We had several different mealchoices and everything, and if
she didn't like something on themeal she wouldn't do it.
So, like we had a chicken dishand there was like a sauce
that's supposed to be go overthis chicken, she was like oh, I
don't like that sauce, I'm notputting it on the chicken oh,
that was for you to like.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
You're not like.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I know I'm like, I'm like it's so, I'm like so.
Then we had a different chickenday and she was like she's okay
with that, and she puts it.
I'm like so that one's like whyare you making choices for
somebody?
That you're applying your ownpersonal stuff to this person?
You know, like, just serve ithow it's supposed to be served.
They can, uh, figure it outright, like it was like it was
so crazy.
(39:36):
But then here's the, here's athe kicker to the thing, like
not only is she a bad flightattendant, she's also like doing
bad stuff on the job, likestuff that's like totally
against the rules of what we'redoing.
I mean, she's, she's a bigsmoker, so she's, she's goes in
the bathroom, she's vaping Nope.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I mean, I'm like see on that part of it, If, if, if,
if, if, if I seen you're, you'relucky.
Because if, if you're in thelavatory doing it and I can't
prove it, if I can't prove it,that's one thing.
But if I see you in the galleyor you do that in the galley,
nope, you're, nope, you're goingto.
That's the one time you'regoing to have to go explain to
somebody, because here's whathappens If you're vaping, if a
(40:18):
crew member's vaping on theplane and a passenger sees that
you're vaping and I see that I'malso responsible for that,
because we're not supposed toallow passengers.
If passengers can't do it, yourass ain't doing it.
I'm straight out telling youyou're not going to do it,
Because if that happens, thenwe're going to have a problem.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
But there's that line I'm talking about.
That's what I was just back toAt that point.
That flight attendant, he orshe jumped over that line.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That was your decision.
When you cross that kind ofline, that was your decision
when you, when you cross thatkind of line, that that one was
your decision.
Okay, now on that one.
If you do like that now, you'reputting my job in jeopardy.
No, your ass is going down, notme.
I ain't going down on this onebecause because you're doing it
in front of other people andthey can see you.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
So so that's my whole point to this whole thing.
Like it's like a there is aline and where do you know?
And like you were talking aboutthe code of silence and stuff.
Like where does that stop withthis person?
That just continues to be thebad behavior.
Not, not only is she just a,she's a miserable person.
She's like she brings hermisery to the job and then she's
(41:23):
like working with it, with us,and then then she starts like
pushing it to the, the, thelimit, where she's like breaking
the rules of our job.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
That's where you right there.
Okay, right there.
Yeah, that's the line.
Because because, see, when itbecomes, um, they're miserable.
We deal with a lot of freakingmiserable people in our job and
and and, like I said, the mostof the passengers they don't.
They don't know that we can'tstand this person.
Now we, we have flightattendants that are not just
misery, that their ass is justslow.
(41:52):
You know me, I can't work withslow people as much as I can't
work with miserable people.
Dude, you are like ultra fast.
I can't work with slow people.
If your ass is slow, trust me,on mine, you're on my no-fly
list because I can't work withyou.
Because you know passengers,when they've seen me, they know
that they're going to get a veryefficient service, and that's
(42:13):
just me.
They ain't going to get somelazy-ass flight attendant lazy
service.
That ain't going to happen.
But this what you're talkingabout, yeah, when you decide to
cross over that line to whereyou're breaking the rules lines,
not just a personalitycompletely different thing,
because now you just put my jobin jeopardy and that shit ain't
going to happen because you knowin our business they'll bring
(42:33):
all your asses in Right, andthen you're going to have to
explain why you didn't dosomething about this person that
you did with passengers, andthat shit ain't going to happen.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
But so here's, here's the other thing.
So now now you, you, you canyou know the whole setup right
here and everything.
So now we're done with theservice and everything.
And now people are like justlike being normal passengers and
requesting things that arenormal, and like I get this
order where this guy's like hey,can I get some ice in my water?
(43:02):
So I go up to the galley andI'm like hey, can you put some
ice in water?
And she's like that was hercomment, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, yeah, okay, we want a hundred dollars an hour,
but we're not worth nine, 95.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Right, right, right.
I'm like I'm like I go for real.
I go here, give me a scoop andI'm like I'm putting an ice in
the drink.
I'm like this is, this is crazy.
We encounter this.
It's just one person that weknow of that and you and I both
know.
But it's like and many of ourco-workers here in the area know
, but it's like it continues togo on and on and on, and and
(43:46):
yeah, eventually it's going tobe somebody's going to like
break and be like they're goingto either go to management about
her because she's doingsomething that she's not
supposed to be doing and they'vecrossed she's crossed that line
, or, or you're going to have,or you know she's going to like
literally walk herself out ofthe job because, um, it just
continues.
Her behavior continues to bebad and bad about it well, when
(44:06):
they break.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
When they break the rules is usually um, when they
break the rules, like vaping ordoing something like that, they
that's when they put the nail inthe coffin and they're gone I
mean they, they do do it tothemselves.
I mean, and, like I said, that'swhere you've got to be careful,
because in our job, as much as,like I said, I would love them
being out too.
But you know and I know that ifyou go somewhere else and you
(44:30):
don't take care of it internally, you've got issues.
But when it comes to breakingthe rules like that, no, that's
where you cross the line.
I agree, man, that's it, Iagree.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
But so here's another situation with flight
attendants, like that's beengoing on and this is very
relatable to everybody in theworld.
That's happening.
But how about these flightattendants that are like on
Ozempic?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
It's crazy.
You know, I was telling youthat about a week ago.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Ozempic had hit the airlines hard.
Man, yeah, I mean, like these,these flight attendants like
flight attendants in general,are very, you know, we are very
vain people that we were outthere and we, you know how we
look and what we look like forthe most part, our, our
population, are very concernedwith how we look and how we
present ourselves.
So we want to be professional,all that stuff.
But you also, you know you, sowe want to be professional stuff
.
But he also, you know you don'twant to get be gaining weight
and we have friends, just likein everywhere in life, like
(45:22):
there's people that gain weight,you know, as we get older, the
whole nine yards.
But these girls now are takingOzempic and and I'm not trying
to just there's other things outthere, there's the with goby
and manjourno and all thesedifferent things.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
But, um, we're just saying you know they're taking
some form, they're saying someform of like unnatural weight
loss medication that is umaffecting it.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
And these girls come to work and they're like so
unhealthy looking.
They look like skeletons.
Like they're like they've gonetoo far, like they look like
they look like sticks and skirts.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
I mean, you know, they went.
They went from having a naturalbody to the this.
I don't even I can't.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
It's hard to explain it now they get that olympic
face, I mean yeah, I mean,everything's felt like that's
what I would say the word speltis comes to mind like you, just
like everything is like uh,depleted off your body.
There's no muscle tone to you.
Uh, nothing looks like normal.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
It looks very like you've been starving yourself
well, that's what happens,though, right, I mean, this way,
it deadens the senses as far asfor eating.
So I mean, you don't have thehunger craving.
You don't have the hungercraving, so, but you know, when
I started looking at that andthere's a flight attendant that
her sister actually is a doctor,and her sister is saying the
(46:43):
problems that they were seeingcoming in there, huge problems
is with the kidneys, right, andyou think about this?
Really, the way the organs work, our organs work, that food
comes in, digests, you know, butwhen you don't have any food
coming in, there's no digestivegoing on.
You're shutting down yourdigestive system.
It is basically not working.
(47:03):
So you go through this wholeperiod of time where your
digestive system is not working,and even doctors have talked
about this.
They're wondering down the roadnot right now, but down the
road what happens when you goback and you try to kickstart
this digestive system that youshut down?
Yeah, is it working correctly?
Speaker 1 (47:20):
they're saying that, like these people do, like they
gain a lot of weight when theycome off of it and all that
stuff, it's like all that stuffhappens, starts happening.
But I mean you know to yourpoint about the your digestive
system.
You, if you shut down thatsystem, it's it's kind of like
the faucet in your house, likeif you turn off the faucet for
too long, what's going to happen?
You're going to start gettingall these bad chemical sediments
(47:43):
and you're in the plumbing andall this stuff and that goes to
your kidneys.
So the filtration system, youliterally like now you're
settling toxins in your kidneysand that's why all these
problems are happening.
So I mean your digestive systemis so important, like to keep
that still circulating, you know, and that's you know you got to
keep the plumbing in your bodyworking because I know all too
(48:05):
well, believe me, I had personalencounters with my digestive
system shutting down.
I ended up having a tumor in mydigestive system and had to be
taken out and then it wouldn'trestart.
When they connect me all backup and I sound like I'm like
just plumbing in the house, butI mean it's super serious.
I mean it's like a life ordeath thing If you don't keep
(48:26):
your system working.
You know, and these thingsenhance that ability to for you
to like stop stop doing this.
You know behavior of eating anddrinking and acting normal,
like a normal human, but it's,it's just, it's.
It's super scary.
I just wanted to bring thatwhole thing up because I was
like we we are encountering moreand more employees now that we
(48:48):
work with that are like that aretaking this, and then then
there's a whole aspect of likeyou, we all know you're taking
it and then they're lying.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
They're lying.
It's a psychological thing too,because you know when you're
taking this.
You know I work out all thetime.
And when they're saying, ohyeah, I work out, I do that, no,
that's bullshit.
You do not.
Because let me tell yousomething.
First of all, you don't havemuscle mass.
You're dropping down.
(49:20):
It gets to a certain amount offood and stuff like that.
So in the unhealthy parts of it, right when you start, this is
what kills me is like nausea,vomiting, diarrhea, constipation
, decreased in appetite Okay,well, no shit, it's shutting off
your appetite.
So you have none.
So it's not a decrease, youhave none.
So they get to a certain pointand what's happened?
(49:41):
And we've seen this right, theylook good at like this one
point.
They get to a point and they'relike, oh, they look good, right
, yeah, but then it continuesbecause you keep not eating.
And then, all of a sudden, youwent from okay, maybe, to where
you didn't look so good, andthen you think that you look
really good and then, all of asudden, you don't realize that
(50:01):
you're looking like a skeleton.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah, not looking good again.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Not looking good on the other side of it.
So then what do you do?
You start getting off of it andthen you eat again, you start
putting on the weight.
And this happened with,actually, a girl.
I talked to her and she she hadgot off of it and she started
eating again.
And the reason why she got offof it?
She was losing hair.
Yeah, she's losing hair, Okay.
But I told her and she and Iwas like, did you get back on it
(50:27):
?
She goes, yeah, she goes, causeI was putting on weight.
I said yeah, but you said youwere losing hair and she goes.
Well, I am.
I said, well, you want to be askinny, bald chick, Right?
I mean it doesn't make anysense.
I mean it's just stupid.
You just go from feeling bad,looking okay good and then going
bad, and then all of a sudden,if it happens, it balloons the
other way, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
All this stuff always reminds me, like, when we're
thinking and envisioning allthis stuff, like to me, it
reminds me of like know, worldwar ii and the, the jews being
like starved to death and allthat stuff.
Like all that stuff that yousaw and how the body reacts when
they're, when that happens, youknow, and all the things you
just said.
You know hair loss and, uh, youknow functions of the body and
(51:09):
stuff shut down.
It's just, it's sad that allthese people are like doing this
.
And yes, we all, like you knowif you're a little heavy, yes,
you want to lose some weight,but there's a, there's a limit.
Like you need to know when.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Just get on a good diet, just do it.
Yeah, your body, your body, itwill react.
All you have to do is not is isnot put that food in it and
your body will basically burnthe fat off.
But anyway, like I said, wejust want to touch on it because
I mean, it was epic.
That craze has hit the airlinesand a lot of flight attendants.
Unfortunately they're, they'rejumping into it and I just hope
(51:47):
that they don't have a lot ofproblems later on.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
But let's go around the globe, brother Around the
globe, man Guess who is back intown, who?
Pan Am?
No way, Really Pan Am man.
I was like they, literally.
I guess somebody got the nameand decided they were going to
restart Pan Am.
But it's not like flying likethe word.
Flying Like this is not anairline where we're like going
(52:09):
and doing turns and this ispassenger carrying service.
It's actually Pan Am's turninginto like a tour service.
So these planes are there,they're going to take off from
New York, whatever, and they'regoing to go to Bermuda, portugal
, france, uk.
It's kind of like a like goingon a ship right and going on a
(52:30):
cruise.
Right, yeah, and so that's whatthis whole thing.
It's like this one package.
You're going on this like touraround the world you're going to
do.
There's like 50 seats on thisplane, everything's business
class, lay flat seats, you know,first class service, that you
know for the meals and all thatstuff.
It's just a giant tour but it'sall on pan am and everything is
(52:50):
like retro okay, so it's like acruise, so how much is that
gonna cost?
well, that is the problem.
The problem is is that for acouple it's like a cruise.
So how much does that gun cost?
Well, that is the problem.
The problem is that for acouple it's going to be just
about $60,000 for two people togo on there, but if you're just
going there by yourself as asolo travel, it's about $65,000
$65,000 for an in-flight cruise,yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Well, they should have named it In-N-Out, because
their ass is coming in and theirass is going out at that price.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
There ain't no way in hell.
Yeah, it's going to be veryinteresting to see if they can
sustain this type of model.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
In-N-Out.
You remember this conversation.
I'm telling you, this is likeIn-N-Out buddy, you're coming in
, your ass is going out there.
Ain't no way, there's no way,you're gonna get that you might
get a couple people, but you'regonna go on there, you're gonna
have this whole plane.
You're gonna have like a couple, yeah, I think it launches this
week.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
So it's gonna be very interesting to see who who is.
Um, you know, so you're you'rereally catering to like
millionaires here, like theseare like millionaires that have
lots of time, they want to dosome world travel, blah, blah,
blah, all that stuff.
But it it was wild when I sawthat other thing, man, that's
happening also around the globeis, uh, man, the, all the news
and reports and stuff coming infrom the air india.
(54:04):
Um, they recovered that blackbox and uh, it's been super
interesting to me, like to watchall the different aspects and
angles of what they're talkingabout.
But, uh, sum it up in anutshell right here um, I've
heard reports of, like you knowthe one thing that's true from
the black box and recorders thatthe, the pilot declared that
there was a power, power failure.
(54:26):
You know they had total powerfailure.
That's why he called out maydayand all that stuff.
Um, but there's a couple ofdifferent reasons, like I heard
one where, like the seat in the,in the captain's seat, slid
back, which actually hit thecontrols that brought them back
and locked them into position,and the first officer wasn't
experienced enough to grab thething to push them forward, and
(54:47):
all that stuff, and that was onetheory whatever.
And then they had, uh, you know, the ram air, uh turbine that
dropped down, that they're allyeah, I've seen that.
See that the rat, um, yeah, therat, so that they're all that
see that, that rat, um, yeah,the rat, so the that thing you
know, but that thing it doesn'tgive.
It doesn't give you power, likethrust, it gives you electrical
power so you can operate, sothe plane can glide down, um,
(55:09):
like it had deployed, so thatyou know, the pilots can
manually deploy it and the planecan deploy it itself
automatically if it like losespower.
So that was a whole nother youknow.
They don't know what was goingon, what did they?
And then there was a new engineput on, so they were like that
was a weird thing.
So it's, it's wild how thiswhole thing is developing and
(55:30):
everything but, um, yeah, theair entity thing is going to be
very interesting mystery tofollow I think it's going to
take a little bit of time onthis one.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, it's still sad, though I mean it's it's sad
well, here's the other thing,too, like we.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
We.
There's been lots of focus onall the people that were on the
plane, but on the ground my lastreports were like there was
like 33 people on the ground hitlike a training facility for
like doctors and all this stuff.
You know.
There's all these people on theground that lost their lives
too.
So the the total, I guess, isgetting really close to like 300
people.
Yeah, so it's pretty bad.
(56:04):
Anyways, man, we're gonna we'regonna wrap up this show here
with our uh quote and the quote.
What's the quote today, gee?
Speaker 2 (56:14):
the quote today I love too Nothing changes if
nothing changes, and that'sperfect for me and you, because
we change shit all the time.
Yeah, I mean listen.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Well, I mean, it's a very profound statement,
Honestly.
Just think about it.
It's like the bad flightattendant we're talking about
and everything you don't changeunless you change.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
I laugh about that one because that is definitely
me and you, man, we change shitall the time.
All right, guys, listen.
Hey, I had a lot of fun thisweek.
You guys have a great week andwe will see you next time on
cabin yeah, we'll see you nexttime on cabin measure see you
guys later.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Dateline NBC
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