June 9, 2025 • 51 mins
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The friendly skies aren't always so friendly, as Shawn and G demonstrate in this laugh-out-loud episode packed with aviation's most bizarre recent incidents. From the passenger who physically dragged a flight attendant up the aisle to a flight attendant who conducted a "citizen's arrest" on a coworker over a stolen snack box, this episode takes listeners on a turbulent journey through airline absurdity.
The hosts can barely contain their astonishment when discussing a flight attendant discovered dancing naked in a business class lavatory, who was subsequently dressed in pajamas and seated in first class for the remainder of the flight. Equally baffling was the DoorDash driver who somehow bypassed airport security and ended up driving on the Chicago airport tarmac. As Shawn and G unpack these stories, they share what would happen if someone grabbed them by the collar (spoiler: it wouldn't end well) and the unwritten code among flight crews that "nobody likes a narc."
Between aviation anecdotes, Shawn recounts his cross-country adventure visiting nieces, complete with roller skating adventures and children's theater performances, while Shawn prepares for an upcoming golf tournament. The episode takes a more reflective turn when G shares his experience watching a Vietnam draft lottery video and realizing his birthday would have been one of the first called – a sobering thought about how different life could have been in another era. The hosts also discuss how Shawn leveraged Uber Eats to fund his college education, emphasizing that opportunities exist for those willing to seek them out.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
passenger dragged a flight attendant up the aisle of
an airplane.
Flight attendant gets suspendedon suspicion of assault.
After conducting a citizenarrest on a co-worker flight
attendant found dancing naked ina business class lavatory.
All this next and more, oncabinin Pressure with Sean and G
(00:24):
hey, everyone welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
This is cabin pressure and here's shawnee yeah
, hey, that was good, I did.
I like that one here's shawnee.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're back in, we're back at it.
That was a good one, man.
Welcome everybody, hey,everybody, hey everybody what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What's been going on, g man, I'm telling you.
You know, I had one of them,full weeks of flying that I
always have.
So you know, one of thegreatest conversations I like to
have with passengers was whensomeone tells me that they fly
as much as me.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Right, so that is the funniest.
So if you don't know, g is likethe one of the flight
attendants that work the mostout of anybody I know in my life
.
I mean he's gonna just dropdead someday on a plane because
he works so too much.
But I always tell him, freaking, get a life and go have some
fun.
But g works his ass off.
(01:41):
I worked my ass off there'snobody.
I know that works better morethan you.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Last week, though, man, it was funny Cause this
guy's come up and he and he wastalking to me and he's like oh,
you know, I probably fly as muchas you.
And I said really, and he goes,yeah, and I said well, let's
look at that, an Orlando turn.
And then Wednesday I did a LAturn, and then Thursday I did an
LA turn, and then Friday I didan Orlando turn, and this
(02:08):
Saturday, just for fun, I wentback to LA and I came back,
what'd you do?
He's like looking at me, likewhat the are you doing?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You're doing that intentionally.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's how I get paid man.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's right.
He's going to soak his companyfor as much money as he could
possibly get out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's why I'm there, man.
I'm there to get paid, but I'lltell you what that was.
A week, brother.
I'm telling you, man, that wasa week, that was kicking my ass.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, my week was much different than your week.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh, I know Yours is Jealousy.
Yeah, here comes the jealousypart of the show.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, this is what real flight attendants normally
fly.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Honestly here comes the bullshit.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm just the average Joe flight attendant that comes
out here and we just do what wegot to do and get the hell out
of here, or as least as possibleas we can do.
Get to the point at which youdid all right, so, anyways, get
to the point of what you did.
All right, so anyways.
No, that's so.
Um, my week man, I um took offlike the last uh weekend.
I took off on this like touraround the world to visit all my
(03:14):
great nieces.
So I took off to three niecesout in vegas and, uh, those
nieces, as soon as you hit theground, dude, I'm telling you
right now it is like nonstop Go,go, go.
They like activity afteractivity, boom, it was crazy.
I mean, I got there.
It was like mad, four squarerounds for like six hours.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You know something though.
Okay, I know you because withyou, with my kids, when they
were younger, I could absolutelytell you where's Sean, where's
Sean?
Grab his arm and pull you rightalong with him.
He's like the big toy.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, man, I like to play the kids.
You know I have fun with thekids and everything and my
nieces all love me.
You're like Woody and BuzzLightyear, all wrapped up in one
yeah right, but you know,talking about that, and then you
, I, they, they took me to likethe vegas this is the vegas
nieces.
They took me to a water park.
Dude, it was like 99 degreesout there.
(04:14):
I mean I didn't bring the shoes, I didn't bring like water
shoes.
So I went to buy water shoesbecause I'm like I'm gonna burn
my feet out there like it's sofreaking hot.
But here's the crazy thing likeI went to a water park you
would never expect this in vegas.
I mean, they chill the water.
It was so cold that my nieceswere like asking to get out of
the water because they were likeshivering.
(04:35):
It was 99 degrees outside andthe water was ice cold.
So they had to have like beenchilling it because there's no
way like a three-foot pool on aon a like a lazy river could
stay, you know, cold.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, it was crazy, and then they took me.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Then one day we went to a freaking a roller skating
rink.
I went roller skating dude.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You know something when I was growing up loved
roller skating.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I did too, man, I was like how?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
was your feet Bouncing and groo man, I was
like how was your feet bouncingand groove grooving.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It wasn't the feet, it was like the legs.
It was like, you know, likeskiing and all that stuff.
Like I'm using muscles Ihaven't used in 40 years.
It was crazy, dude.
I was like.
But we had this roller rink allduring tests.
There was like 10 people inthis roller rink.
So my nieces they're like super, you know super little and
they're like giving me the thekid response hey, do you roller
skate?
Yeah, I roller skate, we get tothe rink.
(05:23):
You know they're like giving methe kid response hey, do you
roller skate?
Yeah, I roller skate, we get tothe rink.
You know.
They're like holding on to theedge of the wall, sliding
themselves around the rink.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, anybody, anybody that roller skated when
you're young, right, there wasone song they always played
Flashlight.
No, yes, are you kidding me?
They did that?
Yeah, but the one Flash, Ithink they did that Flashlight.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You had the flashlights on your skates
bouncing around, all right, butman, I'm talking about the hokey
pokey.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh, you're getting in a circle man.
You put your left foot in, youput your right foot in Right.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
They don't do hokey pokey anymore.
No way, really.
Are you serious?
No, there's no hokey pokey, oh,oh, man In fact, this rink was
so crazy they wouldn't takerequests.
They're like we haveprerecorded music, we do not
take requests, this is it.
But they had a great track.
I mean everything you canbounce around the track and all
this stuff.
But it took me a minute to getit back.
But I was grooving around there.
(06:15):
I was like boom, I'm like yeah,I'm 59, but shit, look at me.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Isn't that funny.
You kind of go back, you resortback to when you was a kid,
right, and you're like movingand everything.
And then the next morningyou're like damn.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Dude, I thought I was going to break a fucking hip or
something out there.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's what I thought was going to happen, but I did
not fall.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I did not fall one time, which is awesome.
I came close but I caughtmyself and I was back on my feet
.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And if thing like, do a little power right yeah, do a
little power slide, get up, putyour arm down yeah, man, it was
crazy, but uh, they weretesting me.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
so then we took off there and I went to uh denver
for a couple days.
Uh, my, uh, my, like not familyniece, um, that they've.
I've known this gal since shewas a little girl.
She just had had a baby, alittle baby boy.
So that was awesome, athree-month-old.
We weren't roller skating andso that was just chill around,
(07:13):
see this baby laying around allday like hanging out with her.
So that was cool.
And then we flew out to Phoenixand we did oh, and I didn't
touch on this both to the niecesin Vegas.
They're in Broadway Kids, sothey both had musicals that they
were performing in when we wereout there.
So they were both in the Wizardof Oz, which that was hilarious
(07:35):
.
I mean, these little kids doingall these little parts and
stuff.
I mean like, so what roles werethey?
Anybody, any role?
One of the girls was UncleHenry, all right, so a girl
playing Uncle.
Henry, you know and it washilarious.
And so then the other one waslike she was not the lollipop
guild, she was the lullaby guild.
Oh, okay, you know, welcome youto the lollipop, great yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So they were all up there doing all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
It was cool.
So then when we flew to phoenix, the we have twins that are out
there, but they're teenagers,so they're.
They turned 14 the weekend thatwe got there, so we get to
celebrate birthdays.
And then they were in a dancething and they did a whole thing
to alice in wonderland, so thatwas cool, but the show was like
two and a half hours.
It was crazy.
Intermission, everything likebig, huge production, all this
(08:23):
stuff.
So that's what I was doing, manrunning around just doing all
my shit.
And so then I came back hereand I got golf coming up this
weekend and, uh, so I'm tryingto practice and so your week
sounded a little different thanmine.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, when you were flying around I was having fun.
That's bullshit so so you got abig golf tournament now right,
yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So I got to golf, so you?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
had to come back.
And what am I going to do now?
Now I'm going to play golfcoming up this weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So I'm like, man, I haven't played any golf.
I got to get tuned up so I'd goout there.
I'm golfing with one of mybuddies and and, crazy enough,
his name's Gary and he's a whenhe an excellent golfer, like six
handicap whatever, but I'm Ihadn't seen him.
He goes down to florida one ofthe snowbirds and he comes back
(09:09):
and so we're golfing and I seeon his bag he has this new bag
hanging off the back of histhing and it says gary's ball
sack and it's shaped like afreaking scrotum and I'm like
I'm like what the hell, dude,what do you?
I'm like what are you doing,dude?
He's like.
He's like yeah, my daughter gotthat for me, he goes.
I got it.
And I was like.
And I'm like, I'm like what thehell, dude, what are you?
I'm like what are you doing,dude?
He's like.
He's like yeah, my daughter gotthat for me, he goes.
I got it.
And I was like wow, probablyneeded to be a little bit bigger
(09:31):
, though I said probably inlonger too.
Dude, you're a little old.
And for those of you that don'tunderstand a male anatomy, as
it gets old.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Not even going to go there.
Not even going to go there, man.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
So, yeah.
I'm back at it doing the thing,getting ready to go back to
work.
We fly tomorrow.
Me and the wife get to flytogether tomorrow, Wait a minute
, wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Did you just actually say you're?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
actually working.
I'm working tomorrow.
This is crazy, I'm not happyabout it.
Working tomorrow this is crazy,I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
This is my birthday weekend, man, yeah so.
So I'm gonna work friday beforemy birthday weekend.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I'm gonna do a golf tournament this weekend during
my birthday and then I'm gonnago back to work on monday and
then I'm gonna take a lot oftime off, because that's a
little too much stress and we'refriends yeah man, yeah man.
Somebody's got to keep theairline running.
You damn, you're killing me manyou can do it you're killing me
(10:31):
hey did you hear about newark,newark?
What's happening in newark, man?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
they finished that runway two weeks early, man what
they're back at it.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That is awesome, man, and I mean listen, I'm sure the
whole entire Newark, new Yorkpopulation that services that
airport is loving that it's backto, or trying to get back to
normal.
So it's back to the shittynormal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And back to the shit show theyleft.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
And then it's like a partial shit show.
Yeah, don't think it's going tobe smooth sailing at all.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, because they're just going to like smooth
sailing at all.
No, because they're going tojust gonna like, you know, all
the airlines gonna add back inall those flights that they
deleted and you're gonna haveair traffic control.
Atc is not gonna be able tohandle it and you know you're
gonna have the new york attitudewhere you don't have enough air
traffic controllers everybody'sgonna be happy and friendly
yeah, but hey, but hey, it gotdone.
Yeah, it's done, that's a goodthing.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Finally, yeah, because anything to help improve
that freaking airport is a goodthing right, you can say that
again, but you know, this week Ihad to touch on this one again.
So going down to Orlando doingthat.
(11:46):
This one thing you know I havea problem with this is that why
is it that these young mothersand these young fathers have
such a problem handling theirkids?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Dude, I have no idea it is.
This is a.
This is crazy, like everybody.
Um, you know, because I was ata kid fest this last week week.
You know it's just nothing butkids and they're all eight
different ages babies and howeverybody's raising their kids
today is so different than whenwe grew up.
It's just, it's so wild we talkabout that all the time like
(12:17):
even the, the gal that I wastalking about, that we visit in
denver, she's she's a teacher,uh, she's a kindergarten teacher
and so she handles kids everyday, right.
But when she started becomingyou know, she became her mother
for the first time and all thisstuff she's like every time I
read about you know something,it doesn't matter what point I'm
looking at there's like five orsix different ways to do it and
(12:40):
what five or six right waysthat people think do it, she
goes.
It's so confusing, it's like soI don't know man, ever They've
like over confused this, this,uh, raising kids thing.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It just blows me away .
I mean, we'll talk about thattoo.
But it's also about the, theyoung parents, and when they
come on board there, this womanshe was.
She was coming on board and shehad all this shit piled up
right, carrying all this stuff,and I'm like do you need some
help?
Are you alone?
And she goes no, I'm with him.
Now, that man didn't have adamn thing in his hand, sean.
I'm like get back here and getsome of her shit.
(13:15):
I said, are you kidding me?
I was like you just walked infront of her and she's taking
all this stuff.
And he looked at me and I'mlike grab some of this, take it
through.
This is on a plane Now with thekids.
Like I said, I don't understandthis.
So you know, when they boardthe aircraft, the first thing we
say is hello, good morning,right, they say nothing.
Now, if I had said nothing whensomeone said hello or good
(13:38):
morning to me, my mom would havekicked me right in the rear end
.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He kicked me right in the rear end.
Yeah, you would have backslapped right up in the top of
your head, boom.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yep, they got their headphones on.
Remember, that's a big peeve,right?
So we're saying good morningcompletely ignored.
Right, it just blows me awayand it just keeps going on and
on.
You get back to their row andas soon as they get to their row
, they start destroying it.
They just sat down.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Dude, I mean that down dude, I mean the disrespect
of people on the airlines thatjust these families come on,
that just destroyed, like theyjust like oh, we got to give all
these snacks and then half thesnacks go on the floor and then
they ground into the carpet andlike it's just like.
It's just like a freakingtornado stop all the damn
stickers, stews stickers, um,everything, everything and
anything to entertain the kids.
I mean, it blows my mind like,how much, like they think that a
(14:30):
kid has to have you know theirattention you know, right
they're, they need something to,you know, preoccupy themselves,
you know, and and the planestoday are pretty cool.
I mean there's a lot ofentertainment on the planes now
digitally, right, right, but,and in addition to that, I, I
get to a certain point.
But I mean there's a lot ofentertainment on the planes now
digitally, right, right, but,and in addition to that, I, I
get to a certain point.
But I mean you see some ofthese parents coming on and they
(14:50):
do, they come on and lookinglike they freaking, coming on
like infantry, you know, loadedon with all the things that they
need for the next week, andit's only like an hour or two
hour flight yeah, but sometimesyou'll have one of those kids
running up down the aislescreaming yeah, parents not
doing anything.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Nobody knows where in the where the damn parent is.
Yeah, they're just.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
They're just letting this kid terrorize the whole
damn plane well in my pet peeveand this whole thing is the
safety aspect.
Like all these parents, likethey just drive me crazy because
they never think about thesafety aspect, because they
don't, they're not thinkingabout turbulence, they're not
thinking, they think they'rejust running around in their
home like it's, it's nothing.
Or like when we get turbulenceand the parents sitting there
(15:32):
with the kid on their lap rightand they don't have their seat
belt on, the parent does.
I'm like, well, the kid, youknow they can't say anything.
But you, stupid, you need toput your damn seat belt, don't
you wish?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
sometimes, yeah, but don't you wish.
Sometimes, sean, you could.
You need to put your damnseatbelt on, don't you wish?
Sometimes, yeah, but don't youwish.
Sometimes, sean, you could, youcould, uh, you could take
pictures and actually postpictures of the aisles, of the
shit that's left by some ofthese families.
Yeah, I mean, if you guys, ifyou guys seen this, you guys
would cringe.
I mean, it's unbelievable how Ihave taken pictures before,
just because right.
But we don't post, so I meannobody built, they wouldn't
(16:05):
believe it.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
They wouldn't believe how bad, how bad you know what
I should do, Like as a, as aphotographer, like you know,
like.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I do.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I do photo books and stuff, so I should be like, just
every time I encounter one ofthose, just take a good nice
book.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
The book is shit.
Yeah, this is this is howpeople treat public areas.
It and it's so true, man.
But you know something, those,those things absolutely drive me
crazy, because, I mean, theparents can pick up after the
kids.
They just don't do it.
Yeah, they don't do it.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's stupid man, but how about that?
Um, you know talking aboutthese kids like going crazy and
stuff.
How about the pastor that here,that's that uh tried to drag a
flight attendant down the aisle,said you're coming with me?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
What I mean, what I just pictured.
You right?
Yeah, I could not picture thisguy coming back grabbing you by
the collar and say come here,you're coming with me and start
trying to drag you.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I'm telling you right now somebody grabs me.
That's been always like my onething at this job, like ever
since I've had this job, since Iwas freaking 25 me having a tie
on like somebody grabbing mycollar right.
Dude, that's life and deathright there on, like donkey I'm
telling you right now,somebody's gonna have a broke
arm, broke face.
(17:22):
Something's gonna be brokenquickly, because the reaction is
coming out of me as soon as youtry to grab my neck.
That's it, it's on.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I thought about me and you, because you know we, we
never want to have a situationon an airplane.
We never do me I mean me andyou want it boring and
uneventful.
But when I read this I wasthinking there ain't no way in
hell, right, I mean I'm breakingout a can of whoop ass on you.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You try to drive.
I just don't see anybodylooking at us, ever Nope and
grabbing our collar.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
No, it's all.
I'm just telling you, man, it'sall.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
This had to have been like some small tiny flight
attendant that you know, likeI'm picturing, like you, school,
like grabbing the student.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Could you mean you being on the same plane, man?
You picked the wrong damnflight to be on.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That's right.
It'd be a damn nightmare forhim.
It'd be like the pastor got hisass whooped.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah Him grabbing my car?
There would be him.
He's going to be grabbinghimself quickly because we're
going to be doing some seriousdamage.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
He's going to be doing a little bit of time in
prison, I bet.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, I mean don't, don't, don't.
There's no reason to lay yourhand on another person on the
aircraft period.
But uh, yeah, man, that's the.
Uh, that's some of the thingsthat's been happening here.
What else we?
We found out?
It was uh 9, 30 pm and uh thisguy took stood up and just took
(18:50):
his shirt off, running throughthe back of the airplane yelling
help me, help you, help me.
Yeah, that dude's on drugs.
You, you know, you know thatdude's on drugs.
I mean, as soon as, like, itreminds me of, like, some of the
people that we've seen on thevideos in the airport and stuff
just going berserk and stuff youlike there's yeah, there's some
barbiturates happening here.
You think of all the crazy asspeople that we've had on the
videos in the airport and stuffjust going berserk and stuff you
like there's yeah, there's somemore bitch with tapping in here
you think of all the crazy asspeople that we've had on the
planes.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
But you, you gotta love how they write this
afterwards.
They says, well, he was makingincoherent statements and the
pilot declared an emergency andthe passenger was arrested and
taken to a local hospital forevaluation.
For evaluation, Right, your assis crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
You know, back in the day this is funny, Like so
today you know the ambulancecomes, the paramedics going to,
you know, evaluate that personinstantaneously, and you know
they're going to police is goingto help restrain them, they're
going to put them down in astretcher and they're going to
strap them down and all thisstuff you know.
But back when we grew up,what'd they put them in a
(19:46):
straight jacket, a straightjacket when's the last time he's
in a straight jacket?
I know I did but yeah, yeah,like, can you imagine us like
taking people off the plane andin straight jackets?
One of those masks on, you know, like hannibal lecter mask, I
think I'm gonna petition theairlines that we should have
like, just like we have, likethe firebags and stuff.
(20:07):
We should have a straightjacket and a spit bag, yeah
along with the firebags andstuff.
We should have a straight checkand a spit bag.
Yeah, Along with the handcuffsand stuff.
Right next to the handcuffs wehave a straight jacket as well.
All right, man.
That'd be cool Everybody outthere that's listening to us.
Please write your airline andtell them that we should have
straight jackets on board.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
It'd be fun trying to get them in that.
I was reading this article.
This It'd be fun trying to getthem in that, right, I was
reading this article.
This one killed me.
Though I was reading thisarticle, it was back in 2003.
Now you'll get a kick out ofthis one.
This 727 was taken from I thinkit was Luanda Airport in Angola
.
Okay, it was stolen by a pilotand a mechanic.
(20:48):
Really, yeah, 727.
And they've never found it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Never found a 727,.
Just took off and gone.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I love this story because I'm like how do you just
steal a 727?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
727 is not a small aircraft.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
It's not like a prop.
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And the 727s were big , big three engines on the
freaking thing.
It's a decent-sized aircraftand just to like disappear.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay, but this thing had 14,000 gallons of fuel on it
right and it traveled like1,500 miles, but you'd think in
a radius we're in hell to go.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, this is so.
I'm thinking of this, but likeas a a sleuth, you know being
detective 2003, okay so this isa couple years after 9-11, right
right, and the technology, Imean, we had transponders and
all that stuff.
So there's like, you know,locators and stuff for the plane
(21:48):
, so they had to have disabledall that.
So, being a maintenance persontoo, you know locators and stuff
for the plane, so they had tohave disabled all that.
So being a maintenance persontoo, you know.
But my question is what thehell did they want with that
thing?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
they could have picked a different plane yeah,
they could have been doing.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
They could have chose a different plane.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I mean, if you want to steal a plane 727 no, that
story just blew me away though,because I was like where did it
just go?
It just disappeared they hadn'tfound it.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I mean still haven't found it.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
No crash, no wreckage , no anything.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I bet you anything.
I know where it's at when.
I think it's in a trailer parkdown south somewhere.
Somebody made it into a home,something Shit.
What do you?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
want to deal with the 727?
That's a crazy story, thoughthe plane just disappeared.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, another thing is the plane was loaded with
five tons of gold.
There was a brink shipment onit.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I can't understand why you stole it.
I can understand why you stoleit.
You're like, hey, what right?
You're like, hey, what are youdoing tomorrow?
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Hey, you want to go steal a 727 yeah, yeah, okay,
what are you gonna do with it?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
let's just go dump it somewhere.
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Let's hide it yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like
that whole answer is likeScooby-Doo and Shaggy, we're
just going to land it somewhereand hide it.
I thought it was fun just toseal it.
What do we do with it?
So stupid, yeah, man.
(23:26):
Anyways, you were watching thefreaking Vietnam draft the other
day.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I was.
It was really cool.
I mean, you know, that's why Iwas telling you about this story
is that you know, a lot oftimes we watch these videos and
some of them are funny.
You get the ones with theanimals and you know the real
funny, stupid videos and stuff.
This one was a Vietnam draftvideo and what it was.
It was this.
It was this, um, the videoshowing, uh, how they first
(23:53):
started the draft in Vietnam andhow they drew numbers.
And I know that you knew, youknow, you, me in the military,
you knew this, but, um, I didn'tknow exactly how it was done.
Now, and I kind of was watchingthis thing and I put myself in
the position of that, say, I'm18 or 19 years old and I'm
coming out of high school andI'm thinking, okay, so they're
pulling these draft birth dates.
(24:13):
That's how they did it.
They pulled the days of thebirthday out and if your
birthday was called, you had togo down to the draft office and
you were drafted and you had togo into the military.
So I'm sitting here watchingthis video and then, all of a
sudden, I was looking at thisthing, thinking, okay, I'm
watching it, watching it, andthen my birthday came up.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
That's kind of a sinking feeling right there.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
It was unbelievable because I was sitting there
thinking to myself at thatmoment I'd be going, with one of
the first ones going to Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, and, and I was a bad group.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, and, and I, and I was thinking, you know I'm
going, I mean it's not aquestion, I mean I would be the
first one to go.
But you know, it was thatmoment that you realize you know
what was running through theseguys' heads, that you just came
out of school and next thing,you know, you know, and you got
to give props to any person like, even like yourself, that went
into the military out of schooland all of a sudden, you know,
(25:05):
next thing, you know, you got auniform on you're strapped on a
gun and then they go throw youin a jungle, being the first
group that got over to vietnam.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
And then, like you know, every war we've ever been
into, like you think about uh,going in afghanistan, doing all
the different uh you know, uh,kuwait and all that stuff.
You know that's the recentstuff, right, and each war that
we would like look back on, avietnam, it was totally, you
know, guerrilla warfare.
And then you have this likedesert warfare, and each one of
them were very, very differentstyles of fighting.
And uh, to be the first groupthat came in there and the
(25:41):
vietcong knew exactly what thehell they were doing and we
didn't know what the hell wewere doing.
Like we got over there into atrain that we were not trained
into and all that stuff.
I mean it's very interesting.
I mean this first group,unfortunately, probably a lot of
them.
I don't know the history behindthis or the stats and all this
stuff, but the kill rate's gotto be pretty high for us All
(26:04):
those young guys that went overthere.
A lot of them probably didn'tsurvive.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
And see, that's exactly what I was thinking
about.
I was like, being the firstover there, you wouldn't know
exactly what they expected andI'd probably end up being dead.
Oh yeah, I mean, you know, nomatter what, you're probably
going to die because survivalinstincts kick in and you do
what you got to do to survive.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
And that's what happened to all those guys over
there.
They were we're just doingwhatever they had to do to
survive.
But you know, like you know,the news obviously twist
everything up.
And you know they were inVietnam, they were all baby
killers and all that bullshit,you know.
But you know it's you need toput yourself in those situations
.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Well, you know how much I appreciate our military.
My son, like I said, he's AirForce and you know your military
, most of my friends are fromthe military, so but yeah, it
just kind of hit me.
I mean, it was one of thosevideos that you know I watch a
lot of dumb, you know funnyvideos with animals and stuff
like that talking and stuff, butthis one man it hit, it, hit
home it was.
It was kind of, especially whenyou call your birthday oh man,
(27:02):
that was just.
I mean that that really, reallyhit me because I, you know, I
screenshot it.
And I took a screenshot itbecause I was like I'd have been
one of the first ones to go andand I, it just hit me for a
moment, but hey, I was wonderingtoo if my number, my birthday,
went up.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'm gonna watch it too, just to see, if I want to
see if my birthday came out.
But you know what, not to moveon too quick on this, the uh, um
, the thing I was thinking aboutis, like you know, selective
service is still in in playright now, yeah, and I don't.
You know selective service isstill in play right now, yeah,
and I don't you know.
Just because I don't have like Idon't have kids and I don't
have like all that stuff and Igot nothing my nieces and my
(27:37):
family.
So it's like you know, I didn'trealize that.
You know it's still, you know,required for if you're between
the age of 18, 25, you'resupposed to sign up for
selective service.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, my son did.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, I mean it's required by law, but within 30
days of your birthday you'resupposed to do that, yep, or you
can be, you know.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
They send you letters and they remind you too.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
They will remind you.
If you're not on it, they'redefinitely going to remind you.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I remember getting my letter for it.
Even like I got it and I go andsign up, you know what?
You had to go down to the postoffice when, when mine was now,
you go online and it's likeprobably, tap, tap, tap, put in
your name, address, contact,you're done, right.
But uh, it just.
(28:22):
It was interesting because youknow that process is still in
play with the united statesright now, where we can still,
you know, activate that draft atany moment.
Yeah, you know, if something,something comes up, a new, uh,
current events and wars in theworld and all that stuff, yeah,
it was crazy though.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I mean that video definitely got me, but I mean it
was kind of cool though, but itwasn't cool seeing my birthday.
There's no one time I wouldn'twant to see my birthday.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
No and it's cool to reflect right now.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Right now, but definitely would have been cool
if you were there it goes backto like when do you want to go
back in time?
Not that time, I don't want togo back to them are you?
Sure it wouldn't be good for me, sean, it would not be good I'd
be have to go out in the jungle.
And you know something I don'tdo well in jungles yeah, so that
question.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
See, that question now comes back and you know now
in oh, wait a minute, if I dotime, travel back here I picked
the 50s.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I picked the 50s and you'd be drafted exactly.
That was a stupid time.
Look, I take that back.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
It took us like three , four episodes to get through,
get to realize that you're likewait a minute, maybe not me
either.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
It didn't matter if you were black or white or
whatever.
You were right.
See my, I just took my assright to vietnam during that
time that was really smart,wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
it's kind of like there's uh, you know how, like
you talk about, like you knowwhat's your three wishes as a
genie and stuff you know, andyou everybody's like oh, I want
all, I want to be super rich, orwhatever you know, like I
inadvertently send myself tovietnam.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
That's nice, you go.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
The realization happens three episodes later.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Hey, let's go around the globe around the globe.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Did you hear about that lady that, um, she's got
like.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
She had a meltdown and got called miss piggy and
she like hit some kid on the onthe plane I seen that man Like.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I did was hilarious.
I'm sorry, that was funny yeah,I mean like, what's so funny
about it is like here's theseadult like just like losing
their shit because you know somekid calls her miss piggy what
goes back to the parent thingwhen I was talking about earlier
.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
But that shit was funny.
Could you imagine just her, herlook on her face and in front
of all this, hey, miss piggy ohno, you didn't Smack, she brings
the beat down, oh wait.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm sorry she would be going hi-yah.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
They had her booking picture too, man, that was the
best part of it.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's so stupid People, I mean golly.
You think of this and you'relike where are the adults?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I was saying the same thing.
It's a kid and as much as youwant to whip this kid's ass, for
the parents sake, it's a kid.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
You know this reminds me of a little story of mine.
So me growing up I was on on,uh, I was in a little little kid
, fourth grade, out inCalifornia, and California was
very progressive, as as italways is in everything right
and uh, you know, it had just,you know, all that like no
preaching in the class and allthat stuff had just passed laws
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and stuff like that.
And so california was likesuper straight.
Well, I had this teacher and hewas, he was a dick.
That's all I gotta say.
I get to say it now out loud toeverybody that guy was a dick
anyways.
So I was a little kid and um, he, um was passing out tests and
he's going through, you know, Imean you can imagine, but you
know, going down the rows andhe's handing each kid a piece of
(31:43):
paper.
Here you go, here you go,here's your test, here's your
test.
And he goes to pull mine and herips the test but he lays it
down and he's like keeps onwalking.
I'm like you know, teacher, youknow this is ripped.
I need a new one.
No, that's good.
And I'm like you know thatain't fair.
(32:03):
You know why do I have to havea rip one?
Everybody else doesn't have arip on?
You know, I'm a kid, you knowwhy you're shawnee?
don't need to rip, so he's likehe's like just do the test, it's
good enough.
And I'm like you're a pigshawnee in trouble and so I get
sent down to the office and theprincipal's, like you know,
(32:24):
question me all this stuff andthen tell him explain the thing.
He ripped my test and all thisstuff and yeah.
So I called him a pig and youknow they didn't like that so I
got suspended so it was kind ofcrazy.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
And so it's a story.
It so started your life, soit's a story that kind of stuck
with me.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
here I am like getting ready to turn 60.
And I still remember thisfourth grade story of this
teacher ripping my test and himme calling him pig all right,
this next one.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
This is good that you just said that.
What reminded you of something?
This next story reminded me ofyou and what's that the the door
dash driver that ended up onthe Chicago tarmac.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
How in the hell does that happen?
Come on, Be like, this is socrazy, there's so wrong in so
many different levels.
I mean, first of all, here's,here's, here's my thing.
Like okay, so the people thatmay or may not know this, I
drove for Uber Eats during COVIDand um end up getting a
(33:30):
scholarship with Uber Eats, andI went to college and graduated
and Uber Eats paid for it andUber Eats is the one that I
stuck with because of theprofessionalism level of that
organization.
They really run a tight showlike it's a real job to hold it
in yards, Not like DoorDash.
Doordash is a little bitdifferent.
(33:52):
If we're all out there thathave ever had a DoorDash driver
deliver your food, the level ofprofessionalism isn't there.
So how in the hell does aDoorDash person end up on the
tarmac in Chicago of all places?
Like how did they get first?
How did they thwart the airportsecurity to get into the gate?
(34:13):
And like what was the orderthat took them into the airport?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
What I love the best, though, when I seen that, when
I seen the picture of thesecurity and everything around
this guy and the cars parked,could you, I mean just think
things going to what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,
what, what, what?
Things going to what, what,what?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
what, what, what wait , I'm just trying to make a
delivery here like like oh mygod, dude, they said gate 18,
it's a damn sandwich you know,like it's a subway exactly um,
like this is, uh, jimmy john's.
It's supposed to be freaky fast.
I'm trying to get here and help.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I was looking at the tail number for an address and
it didn't have it on there Right.
All I did, I followed a truckin.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, I was in the lines that had the little roads
behind the planes, you know.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Exactly when is the address I?
Can't find this Damn there'sone big plane here.
There's two big planes.
Am I in the right place?
Right, right and wait.
Who needs a donut?
Why?
You got guns on me, why are?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
you so angry?
I mean how this even happens.
First of all, why the level ofintelligence of the driver to
say hey, I think I might be inthe right area to deliver my
delivery.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Did he deliver it?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I have no idea.
I'm like the story doesn't giveyou all the details of this.
Like, like, what was hedelivering?
You know who had ordered this.
Why would he even think thatgoing on the airport was where
he was supposed to be going?
You know?
And also, like you know, for uhI can only talk to uh, uber
eats like we have a gps systemthat tell, takes us to our
(35:51):
delivery, and like, if you weredelivering in the airport and I
guess that could be possible,whatever, like you got to go
past security and all this stuff, like you know, I'm gonna go in
there and like, oh, I'm justdelivering plane here, tsa, I'm
gonna just come by I can see.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I can see at home.
Hey, ma, ma, come in, ma comein here.
Yeah, yeah, mikey, he's doingDoorDash.
They got him on the TV rightnow.
His hand's up.
Yeah, mikey, mikey, mikey, he'sat the airport.
Look at him.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
They're going to make him get on the ground.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Ma.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
What a doobus.
He thought he was the delivererin the freaking airport.
There's so much you can runwith that.
I know I'm dying to see ifSaturday Night Live or somebody
does a skit on this.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Somebody's got to do something we just did one that
was killing me man.
I was sitting there thinkingabout this guy who was running
through his head.
Is there all the securitiesaround him, If you?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
see the picture.
There's like 15 cop cars aroundthis guy and if the guy had
donuts, there's no more donuts.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
No more donuts, they were confiscated.
But I did think of you on thatone.
That was funny, but hey, youknow the one word.
What's the one word on anairplane that you don't want to
hear anybody say Bomb?
Bomb is not a good word.
Right Stay away from the wordbomb.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Had one uh in san diego and you know, we really
it's crazy about that.
Like remember the time when,like, that word was like to say
it's like everything's great,that's a fantastic or whatever.
Yeah, that's the bomb manthat's the bomb, like yeah,
that's the wrong thing to say onan airplane that is not the
jargon to be saying on a plane.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
All shit broke loose then.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
People don't?
They take you literally and not.
You know that's not good.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
You know, when they have videos of the guys with big
guns coming on to take you away, it's like man, I was just.
I was kidding, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just like hey, it's a joke, man, I was excited, it
was like da bomb.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
No, your ass is in big trouble now.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, that's not a cool thing, I mean, but I guess
a man told a flight attendantthat he had a bomb in San Diego
on a plane and that didn't goover too well, I guess.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's a bad day.
This one, I love this one,though this one is all the
flight attendants can relate tothis.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah.
So flight attendants, pleasetune into what's happening here.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Flight attendant got suspended on suspicion of
assault and unlawful detentionand you know what it's for Sean,
what?
Well, first of all, sheconducted a citizen's arrest
against one of her co-workersthat would be one of her crew
members.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
She arrested a co-workers that would be one of
her crew members.
She arrested a co worker.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
It was a citizen's arrest and detention of a crew
member on an airplane.
For what?
A snack box.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Another co-worker had taken or confiscated or
whatever you want to say about asnack box allegedly, allegedly,
and she's going to detain them.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
She was going to detain them until management the
management personnel got thereso they could properly search
this person's belongings andfind the snack box.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
She missed that part in training about the informing,
not enforcing.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
But she took a cart, Sean, and she blocked the person
leaving and she took their bag.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
She could have been that person that grabbed my
collar.
I'm serious, I would haveknocked Sean.
Yeah, there would have been notjust her in there, they're
probably me, because I've beenlike, get the hell out of my way
are you kidding me to trying todetain a co-worker first neck
box yeah, I mean, and I guessshe thought she was like being
super employee or whatever,protecting the company and
(39:43):
whatever you know the assets ofthe company.
But uh, she ended up getting introuble.
She got suspended, yeah,because she did everything wrong
there.
I mean you can't detain anybody.
Listen.
If you want to be a tattletale,don't try to like arrest
somebody.
You know we're.
We're not in the area where I'mmaking a citizen arrest on you.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
You know, like and the funny thing about the
airlines too and this is truetoo is that if you say something
to anybody about anything, man,it doesn't take 24 hours With
the technology of today, listen,your mug is shot everywhere.
They will snapshot that suckerand send it to every person.
(40:24):
Every crew that you know willknow everything about you.
Your life is over.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, man, hopefully this girl was based in Iowa,
because if she was in New York,that girl's dead.
Could you imagine She'd betaken out, her car would be
vandalized.
She would definitely leave thejob eventually because everybody
at the company would be afterher.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
If she had blonde hair, she'd have red when she
came back.
Yeah, because she'd have tohave red hair, because there's
no way.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Because this mentality, this is the same
thing, this is like jailhousementality, right, nobody likes a
narc.
No, nobody likes a narc, Nobodylikes an arc, nobody likes
somebody like, and first of allover, a damn snack box.
Yeah, Come on now.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
And you know, and I know, before you even got on
your crew, somebody would havemessaged you her picture and
said hey, this is a one, this issnack box girl.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, this is snack box Snack box, please.
Please Pull over.
We is snack box girl.
Yeah, this is next box snackbox, please please pull over we
know you got it.
You got some gummy bearsexactly.
Oh, you took the cookies.
Yeah, let go of the hummusright now.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Drop it whatever you do, drop the hummus yeah let me
get grief.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I mean, like, come on , and it was like in the story
the co-worker was like hungry orwhatever and they had to eat.
I mean, how many situations arewe in as a flight attendant
where, like, we get delayed andwe don't have time to grab
something to eat and all thesedifferent type of scenarios that
happen during our like careerwhere we were hungry and went,
hey, I'm going to need to getsomething, I need to grab a
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snack box or something.
Dude, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
We break a snack box opening because if somebody's
going to get sick, we try to getthem some food.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I'm like you need a cracker.
Oh, you need some cracker inyour dinner room.
Snap.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
No, but you're going down, Charlie Brown, You're
going down.
You take some damn crackers offthis plane.
Your ass is going down.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, it's not back to police.
She probably is not going to beemployed wherever she's at too
long.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Hey, but this last one man I love, absolutely love
this one, because you know, seansay we're working in an
airplane, right, and we're likehey, where's Bob Bob?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Bob's the flight attendant.
Bob the flight attendant.
Yeah we haven't seen him.
I haven't seen him.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Go look for him, sean , where's he at?
Yeah, this just happened on anairplane, so the crew was
looking for him.
Couldn't find him.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Oh gee, You're not going to believe this, but Bob's
dancing up in business class.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
He's naked.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Naked.
What you damn crew member.
If I had a crew member that'sdancing naked, I'm like, I'm
serious, like that's it.
You know drugs are involved.
First of all Like something'swrong.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
So do you think he's like got his headphones on going
, you don't have to take yourclothes off?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Honestly, you know, my thought was more of like
Y-N-C-A, we're going to have fun, so this dude was dancing naked
in business class outside thelavatory.
Or it could have been like it'sraining man.
He's swinging his junk aroundlike I don't know man, who knows
.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
So how do you approach that?
How do you stop that Blanket?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
You go in with a blanket Sean, because I ain't
wrapping around nobody.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, depends on what airline you're flying with, but
you might want to use your Rana.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Oh, that's bad.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Whatever, you or a blanket.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I'm going in with a blanket.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I ain't going to have a Rana, You're a little, yeah,
yeah, whatever Blanket, Seanblanket.
Something needs to be coveredup.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
So they take this guy .
They somehow got him in pajamas.
You know where they put him.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Hopefully in the back toilet or something like that.
They put him in the first classseat First class seat, of
course.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Now you have to go back and do your service.
Who's watching, bob?
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, first.
First of all, who's sanitizingthat seat afterwards?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
exactly, but who's?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
watching bob.
Who's watching bob?
Yeah, that's when you need anaba oh, that's what it is yes,
able body assistant.
Yes, when we we.
This is when we're going tovoluntarily ask somebody in the
cabin somebody in the cabin.
Can you please watch thatdude's junk?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
So then when Bob was, bob was landed, and then he was
arrested.
Now Bob's a fictitious.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Right Total fictitious?
We have no idea.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
But the story is real , okay, but Bob, the name is not
, but the story is actuallyfreaking funny, right.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
It's just unbelievable so.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Bob was arrested.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
And he's taken it for evaluation.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Right.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Do you think he was brought back on for the next
flight home?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, you know.
See, this is the thing that thepublic doesn't understand how
valuable we are, Because maybeif they were going to outside
line station, you're not comingback because the flight coming
back gets canceled because bobwas dancing in business class
exactly the short crew I lovethat story.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I'm sorry yeah the door, dash one and that one.
I yeah, you're like reallythat's the best stories, man,
this week.
This week was so much fun.
We had so much shit to talkabout this week.
Yeah, I love this week, man, itwas.
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, I mean we were like there's just some of these
things are just you just can'tbelieve this is happening, but
every you know believe it.
We're going to bring you crazyshit every week.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
We never have things, believe it or not.
We had a lot of other things totalk about, but you know we
don't have time there.
There's never enough time inthe, in this weekly episode, to
talk about all the shit thatgoes on in the industry.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
No, it's because we just, we can just keep going on
and on and on, but we're tryingto keep this to uh, relatively
uh short sometimes, but shitlike that, that was fun.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
I just you know, when I see that door dash driver, I
see, I thought you dude, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I'm more professional than a door dash.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Exactly.
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Uber eats I mean, if you see me walking through next
time, you see me and you see meout running around and I got
like fuzzy slippers on and I gotmy you know like tights on and
then you know a little halfshirt running around here and
I'm coming up to your doordropping on the package.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
He's doing it for a damn education man.
You know damn money here andI'm coming up to your door
dropping on the package.
Take a picture.
He's doing it for a damneducation man.
He didn't make no damn money.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
He's doing it for the education.
I can care less what they pay.
Just keep paying my bill on theeducation.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
But you know, something I got to say on that
is that you know I got torespect you for that because you
know you definitely find youknow how to, how, how to pay for
something and you don't have topay for it.
I mean you actually, you workfor it, but you, you, you were
able to pay for your education.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Here's the thing I really like like, after having
this experience, like and thisall was a big surprise Like I
didn't know, like Uber even hadthat program and all that stuff.
And when I was doing it duringcovid, I was just literally just
going out to like one, I wasdriving, I was going crazy, I
had been, you know, coming backfrom back surgery and I needed
(47:34):
to get out of the house.
And then the two, I was likeyou know a lot of these medical
workers and you know all thepeople that were fighting this
thing that was happening at thetime.
You know, I wanted to supportpeople and I was delivered to
all kinds of people.
You know, you know the signsout front the nurse lives here,
you know, doctor lives here,blah, blah, blah.
You know that was fantastic,you know.
But then it led to this hey,they're going to give me an
(47:56):
education for doing it.
And I was like, wow, that'scool.
But you know, there's so manythings out there or ways out
there to go to college or to getan education to do something
that people don't know that'savailable, like, like, I'm
talking about college right nowand we're like we were talking
about trade schools the otherday.
Right, did you know that mostfire departments or paramedic
(48:20):
departments that are out there.
If you go in there and say, hey, I want to become a paramedic
or I want to become a fireman,that a lot of that schooling
stuff, the the city is going topay for you to go do that really
.
And people don't know that likeI wanted I was thinking about.
After covet I was like, hey, youknow what?
I think I might want to becomea paramedic and I started
(48:42):
researching, finding out.
Lo and behold, my town, righthere.
If you want to become aparamedic, you can volunteer,
jump on the trucks withparamedics, go ride with them
all that good stuff.
Find out about the job.
They'll actually send you tocommunity college to get your
license and all the educationyou need to become it and then
sign you up for a job.
You know like it's out there,but you just got to go find it.
(49:04):
The bottom line to this is findout what's out there people.
Just because you don't have themoney and I definitely was a
kid that didn't have the moneyto do it go find it.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I love the fact with you, though, is that you
actually do have the money, butyou still found a way to go do
it, and you still work and tomake it happen, even though you
don't have to because you dohave the money.
But that just says a lot aboutyour character too, and and like
I said, you know, even even Istill thought about the doordash
I did.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
I can't help you, man , no doordash damn door doordash
that's it.
Anyways, man, let uh read thequote man.
What's the quote man?
What's the quote today?
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Whether you think you can or you think you can't,
you're right.
Yeah that's exactly it, man.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
And this goes right back to what we were just
talking about.
Man, people out there, listen,don't fool yourself, don't tell
yourself that you can't dosomething.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
You can do anything you want to in this world, just
believe it, but there's onething that you don't want to do.
What's that?
Don't take a snack box.
Because, your ass is going toget a citizen's arrest for sure,
so don't take the damn snackbox.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
I think the next time I go to work, I think I'm going
to like tomorrow, by tomorrowI'm going to have a snack box
police badge.
Let's do that, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
All right everybody.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
We've had some fun.
We really look forward to thisevery week and we are looking
forward to next time we do this.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Hey, you know something, Sean, before we get
off here, you know we're comingup on 5,000 downloads.
5,000 downloads, 5,000.
Yeah, we're just about there,dude.
I can't wait.
That's awesome.
I can't wait.
All right, guys, you guys havea great week and we will see you
next week on Cabin Pressure.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Later.
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passenger dragged a flight attendant up the aisle of
an airplane.
Flight attendant gets suspendedon suspicion of assault.
After conducting a citizenarrest on a co-worker flight
attendant found dancing naked ina business class lavatory.
All this next and more, oncabinin Pressure with Sean and G
(00:24):
hey, everyone welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
This is cabin pressure and here's shawnee yeah
, hey, that was good, I did.
I like that one here's shawnee.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're back in, we're back at it.
That was a good one, man.
Welcome everybody, hey,everybody, hey everybody what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What's been going on, g man, I'm telling you.
You know, I had one of them,full weeks of flying that I
always have.
So you know, one of thegreatest conversations I like to
have with passengers was whensomeone tells me that they fly
as much as me.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Right, so that is the funniest.
So if you don't know, g is likethe one of the flight
attendants that work the mostout of anybody I know in my life
.
I mean he's gonna just dropdead someday on a plane because
he works so too much.
But I always tell him, freaking, get a life and go have some
fun.
But g works his ass off.
(01:41):
I worked my ass off there'snobody.
I know that works better morethan you.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Last week, though, man, it was funny Cause this
guy's come up and he and he wastalking to me and he's like oh,
you know, I probably fly as muchas you.
And I said really, and he goes,yeah, and I said well, let's
look at that, an Orlando turn.
And then Wednesday I did a LAturn, and then Thursday I did an
LA turn, and then Friday I didan Orlando turn, and this
(02:08):
Saturday, just for fun, I wentback to LA and I came back,
what'd you do?
He's like looking at me, likewhat the are you doing?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You're doing that intentionally.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's how I get paid man.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's right.
He's going to soak his companyfor as much money as he could
possibly get out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's why I'm there, man.
I'm there to get paid, but I'lltell you what that was.
A week, brother.
I'm telling you, man, that wasa week, that was kicking my ass.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, my week was much different than your week.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh, I know Yours is Jealousy.
Yeah, here comes the jealousypart of the show.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, this is what real flight attendants normally
fly.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Honestly here comes the bullshit.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm just the average Joe flight attendant that comes
out here and we just do what wegot to do and get the hell out
of here, or as least as possibleas we can do.
Get to the point at which youdid all right, so, anyways, get
to the point of what you did.
All right, so anyways.
No, that's so.
Um, my week man, I um took offlike the last uh weekend.
I took off on this like touraround the world to visit all my
(03:14):
great nieces.
So I took off to three niecesout in vegas and, uh, those
nieces, as soon as you hit theground, dude, I'm telling you
right now it is like nonstop Go,go, go.
They like activity afteractivity, boom, it was crazy.
I mean, I got there.
It was like mad, four squarerounds for like six hours.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You know something though.
Okay, I know you because withyou, with my kids, when they
were younger, I could absolutelytell you where's Sean, where's
Sean?
Grab his arm and pull you rightalong with him.
He's like the big toy.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, man, I like to play the kids.
You know I have fun with thekids and everything and my
nieces all love me.
You're like Woody and BuzzLightyear, all wrapped up in one
yeah right, but you know,talking about that, and then you
, I, they, they took me to likethe vegas this is the vegas
nieces.
They took me to a water park.
Dude, it was like 99 degreesout there.
(04:14):
I mean I didn't bring the shoes, I didn't bring like water
shoes.
So I went to buy water shoesbecause I'm like I'm gonna burn
my feet out there like it's sofreaking hot.
But here's the crazy thing likeI went to a water park you
would never expect this in vegas.
I mean, they chill the water.
It was so cold that my nieceswere like asking to get out of
the water because they were likeshivering.
(04:35):
It was 99 degrees outside andthe water was ice cold.
So they had to have like beenchilling it because there's no
way like a three-foot pool on aon a like a lazy river could
stay, you know, cold.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, it was crazy, and then they took me.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Then one day we went to a freaking a roller skating
rink.
I went roller skating dude.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You know something when I was growing up loved
roller skating.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I did too, man, I was like how?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
was your feet Bouncing and groo man, I was
like how was your feet bouncingand groove grooving.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It wasn't the feet, it was like the legs.
It was like, you know, likeskiing and all that stuff.
Like I'm using muscles Ihaven't used in 40 years.
It was crazy, dude.
I was like.
But we had this roller rink allduring tests.
There was like 10 people inthis roller rink.
So my nieces they're like super, you know super little and
they're like giving me the thekid response hey, do you roller
skate?
Yeah, I roller skate, we get tothe rink.
(05:23):
You know they're like giving methe kid response hey, do you
roller skate?
Yeah, I roller skate, we get tothe rink.
You know.
They're like holding on to theedge of the wall, sliding
themselves around the rink.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, anybody, anybody that roller skated when
you're young, right, there wasone song they always played
Flashlight.
No, yes, are you kidding me?
They did that?
Yeah, but the one Flash, Ithink they did that Flashlight.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You had the flashlights on your skates
bouncing around, all right, butman, I'm talking about the hokey
pokey.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh, you're getting in a circle man.
You put your left foot in, youput your right foot in Right.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
They don't do hokey pokey anymore.
No way, really.
Are you serious?
No, there's no hokey pokey, oh,oh, man In fact, this rink was
so crazy they wouldn't takerequests.
They're like we haveprerecorded music, we do not
take requests, this is it.
But they had a great track.
I mean everything you canbounce around the track and all
this stuff.
But it took me a minute to getit back.
But I was grooving around there.
(06:15):
I was like boom, I'm like yeah,I'm 59, but shit, look at me.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Isn't that funny.
You kind of go back, you resortback to when you was a kid,
right, and you're like movingand everything.
And then the next morningyou're like damn.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Dude, I thought I was going to break a fucking hip or
something out there.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's what I thought was going to happen, but I did
not fall.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I did not fall one time, which is awesome.
I came close but I caughtmyself and I was back on my feet
.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And if thing like, do a little power right yeah, do a
little power slide, get up, putyour arm down yeah, man, it was
crazy, but uh, they weretesting me.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
so then we took off there and I went to uh denver
for a couple days.
Uh, my, uh, my, like not familyniece, um, that they've.
I've known this gal since shewas a little girl.
She just had had a baby, alittle baby boy.
So that was awesome, athree-month-old.
We weren't roller skating andso that was just chill around,
(07:13):
see this baby laying around allday like hanging out with her.
So that was cool.
And then we flew out to Phoenixand we did oh, and I didn't
touch on this both to the niecesin Vegas.
They're in Broadway Kids, sothey both had musicals that they
were performing in when we wereout there.
So they were both in the Wizardof Oz, which that was hilarious
(07:35):
.
I mean, these little kids doingall these little parts and
stuff.
I mean like, so what roles werethey?
Anybody, any role?
One of the girls was UncleHenry, all right, so a girl
playing Uncle.
Henry, you know and it washilarious.
And so then the other one waslike she was not the lollipop
guild, she was the lullaby guild.
Oh, okay, you know, welcome youto the lollipop, great yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So they were all up there doing all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
It was cool.
So then when we flew to phoenix, the we have twins that are out
there, but they're teenagers,so they're.
They turned 14 the weekend thatwe got there, so we get to
celebrate birthdays.
And then they were in a dancething and they did a whole thing
to alice in wonderland, so thatwas cool, but the show was like
two and a half hours.
It was crazy.
Intermission, everything likebig, huge production, all this
(08:23):
stuff.
So that's what I was doing, manrunning around just doing all
my shit.
And so then I came back hereand I got golf coming up this
weekend and, uh, so I'm tryingto practice and so your week
sounded a little different thanmine.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, when you were flying around I was having fun.
That's bullshit so so you got abig golf tournament now right,
yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So I got to golf, so you?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
had to come back.
And what am I going to do now?
Now I'm going to play golfcoming up this weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So I'm like, man, I haven't played any golf.
I got to get tuned up so I'd goout there.
I'm golfing with one of mybuddies and and, crazy enough,
his name's Gary and he's a whenhe an excellent golfer, like six
handicap whatever, but I'm Ihadn't seen him.
He goes down to florida one ofthe snowbirds and he comes back
(09:09):
and so we're golfing and I seeon his bag he has this new bag
hanging off the back of histhing and it says gary's ball
sack and it's shaped like afreaking scrotum and I'm like
I'm like what the hell, dude,what do you?
I'm like what are you doing,dude?
He's like.
He's like yeah, my daughter gotthat for me, he goes.
I got it.
And I was like.
And I'm like, I'm like what thehell, dude, what are you?
I'm like what are you doing,dude?
He's like.
He's like yeah, my daughter gotthat for me, he goes.
I got it.
And I was like wow, probablyneeded to be a little bit bigger
(09:31):
, though I said probably inlonger too.
Dude, you're a little old.
And for those of you that don'tunderstand a male anatomy, as
it gets old.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Not even going to go there.
Not even going to go there, man.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
So, yeah.
I'm back at it doing the thing,getting ready to go back to
work.
We fly tomorrow.
Me and the wife get to flytogether tomorrow, Wait a minute
, wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Did you just actually say you're?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
actually working.
I'm working tomorrow.
This is crazy, I'm not happyabout it.
Working tomorrow this is crazy,I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
This is my birthday weekend, man, yeah so.
So I'm gonna work friday beforemy birthday weekend.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I'm gonna do a golf tournament this weekend during
my birthday and then I'm gonnago back to work on monday and
then I'm gonna take a lot oftime off, because that's a
little too much stress and we'refriends yeah man, yeah man.
Somebody's got to keep theairline running.
You damn, you're killing me manyou can do it you're killing me
(10:31):
hey did you hear about newark,newark?
What's happening in newark, man?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
they finished that runway two weeks early, man what
they're back at it.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That is awesome, man, and I mean listen, I'm sure the
whole entire Newark, new Yorkpopulation that services that
airport is loving that it's backto, or trying to get back to
normal.
So it's back to the shittynormal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And back to the shit show theyleft.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
And then it's like a partial shit show.
Yeah, don't think it's going tobe smooth sailing at all.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, because they're just going to like smooth
sailing at all.
No, because they're going tojust gonna like, you know, all
the airlines gonna add back inall those flights that they
deleted and you're gonna haveair traffic control.
Atc is not gonna be able tohandle it and you know you're
gonna have the new york attitudewhere you don't have enough air
traffic controllers everybody'sgonna be happy and friendly
yeah, but hey, but hey, it gotdone.
Yeah, it's done, that's a goodthing.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Finally, yeah, because anything to help improve
that freaking airport is a goodthing right, you can say that
again, but you know, this week Ihad to touch on this one again.
So going down to Orlando doingthat.
(11:46):
This one thing you know I havea problem with this is that why
is it that these young mothersand these young fathers have
such a problem handling theirkids?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Dude, I have no idea it is.
This is a.
This is crazy, like everybody.
Um, you know, because I was ata kid fest this last week week.
You know it's just nothing butkids and they're all eight
different ages babies and howeverybody's raising their kids
today is so different than whenwe grew up.
It's just, it's so wild we talkabout that all the time like
(12:17):
even the, the gal that I wastalking about, that we visit in
denver, she's she's a teacher,uh, she's a kindergarten teacher
and so she handles kids everyday, right.
But when she started becomingyou know, she became her mother
for the first time and all thisstuff she's like every time I
read about you know something,it doesn't matter what point I'm
looking at there's like five orsix different ways to do it and
(12:40):
what five or six right waysthat people think do it, she
goes.
It's so confusing, it's like soI don't know man, ever They've
like over confused this, this,uh, raising kids thing.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It just blows me away .
I mean, we'll talk about thattoo.
But it's also about the, theyoung parents, and when they
come on board there, this womanshe was.
She was coming on board and shehad all this shit piled up
right, carrying all this stuff,and I'm like do you need some
help?
Are you alone?
And she goes no, I'm with him.
Now, that man didn't have adamn thing in his hand, sean.
I'm like get back here and getsome of her shit.
(13:15):
I said, are you kidding me?
I was like you just walked infront of her and she's taking
all this stuff.
And he looked at me and I'mlike grab some of this, take it
through.
This is on a plane Now with thekids.
Like I said, I don't understandthis.
So you know, when they boardthe aircraft, the first thing we
say is hello, good morning,right, they say nothing.
Now, if I had said nothing whensomeone said hello or good
(13:38):
morning to me, my mom would havekicked me right in the rear end
.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He kicked me right in the rear end.
Yeah, you would have backslapped right up in the top of
your head, boom.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yep, they got their headphones on.
Remember, that's a big peeve,right?
So we're saying good morningcompletely ignored.
Right, it just blows me awayand it just keeps going on and
on.
You get back to their row andas soon as they get to their row
, they start destroying it.
They just sat down.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Dude, I mean that down dude, I mean the disrespect
of people on the airlines thatjust these families come on,
that just destroyed, like theyjust like oh, we got to give all
these snacks and then half thesnacks go on the floor and then
they ground into the carpet andlike it's just like.
It's just like a freakingtornado stop all the damn
stickers, stews stickers, um,everything, everything and
anything to entertain the kids.
I mean, it blows my mind like,how much, like they think that a
(14:30):
kid has to have you know theirattention you know, right
they're, they need something to,you know, preoccupy themselves,
you know, and and the planestoday are pretty cool.
I mean there's a lot ofentertainment on the planes now
digitally, right, right, but,and in addition to that, I, I
get to a certain point.
But I mean there's a lot ofentertainment on the planes now
digitally, right, right, but,and in addition to that, I, I
get to a certain point.
But I mean you see some ofthese parents coming on and they
(14:50):
do, they come on and lookinglike they freaking, coming on
like infantry, you know, loadedon with all the things that they
need for the next week, andit's only like an hour or two
hour flight yeah, but sometimesyou'll have one of those kids
running up down the aislescreaming yeah, parents not
doing anything.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Nobody knows where in the where the damn parent is.
Yeah, they're just.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
They're just letting this kid terrorize the whole
damn plane well in my pet peeveand this whole thing is the
safety aspect.
Like all these parents, likethey just drive me crazy because
they never think about thesafety aspect, because they
don't, they're not thinkingabout turbulence, they're not
thinking, they think they'rejust running around in their
home like it's, it's nothing.
Or like when we get turbulenceand the parents sitting there
(15:32):
with the kid on their lap rightand they don't have their seat
belt on, the parent does.
I'm like, well, the kid, youknow they can't say anything.
But you, stupid, you need toput your damn seat belt, don't
you wish?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
sometimes, yeah, but don't you wish.
Sometimes, sean, you could.
You need to put your damnseatbelt on, don't you wish?
Sometimes, yeah, but don't youwish.
Sometimes, sean, you could, youcould, uh, you could take
pictures and actually postpictures of the aisles, of the
shit that's left by some ofthese families.
Yeah, I mean, if you guys, ifyou guys seen this, you guys
would cringe.
I mean, it's unbelievable how Ihave taken pictures before,
just because right.
But we don't post, so I meannobody built, they wouldn't
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believe it.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
They wouldn't believe how bad, how bad you know what
I should do, Like as a, as aphotographer, like you know,
like.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I do.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I do photo books and stuff, so I should be like, just
every time I encounter one ofthose, just take a good nice
book.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
The book is shit.
Yeah, this is this is howpeople treat public areas.
It and it's so true, man.
But you know something, those,those things absolutely drive me
crazy, because, I mean, theparents can pick up after the
kids.
They just don't do it.
Yeah, they don't do it.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's stupid man, but how about that?
Um, you know talking aboutthese kids like going crazy and
stuff.
How about the pastor that here,that's that uh tried to drag a
flight attendant down the aisle,said you're coming with me?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
What I mean, what I just pictured.
You right?
Yeah, I could not picture thisguy coming back grabbing you by
the collar and say come here,you're coming with me and start
trying to drag you.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I'm telling you right now somebody grabs me.
That's been always like my onething at this job, like ever
since I've had this job, since Iwas freaking 25 me having a tie
on like somebody grabbing mycollar right.
Dude, that's life and deathright there on, like donkey I'm
telling you right now,somebody's gonna have a broke
arm, broke face.
(17:22):
Something's gonna be brokenquickly, because the reaction is
coming out of me as soon as youtry to grab my neck.
That's it, it's on.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I thought about me and you, because you know we, we
never want to have a situationon an airplane.
We never do me I mean me andyou want it boring and
uneventful.
But when I read this I wasthinking there ain't no way in
hell, right, I mean I'm breakingout a can of whoop ass on you.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You try to drive.
I just don't see anybodylooking at us, ever Nope and
grabbing our collar.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
No, it's all.
I'm just telling you, man, it'sall.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
This had to have been like some small tiny flight
attendant that you know, likeI'm picturing, like you, school,
like grabbing the student.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Could you mean you being on the same plane, man?
You picked the wrong damnflight to be on.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That's right.
It'd be a damn nightmare forhim.
It'd be like the pastor got hisass whooped.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah Him grabbing my car?
There would be him.
He's going to be grabbinghimself quickly because we're
going to be doing some seriousdamage.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
He's going to be doing a little bit of time in
prison, I bet.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, I mean don't, don't, don't.
There's no reason to lay yourhand on another person on the
aircraft period.
But uh, yeah, man, that's the.
Uh, that's some of the thingsthat's been happening here.
What else we?
We found out?
It was uh 9, 30 pm and uh thisguy took stood up and just took
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his shirt off, running throughthe back of the airplane yelling
help me, help you, help me.
Yeah, that dude's on drugs.
You, you know, you know thatdude's on drugs.
I mean, as soon as, like, itreminds me of, like, some of the
people that we've seen on thevideos in the airport and stuff
just going berserk and stuff youlike there's yeah, there's some
barbiturates happening here.
You think of all the crazy asspeople that we've had on the
videos in the airport and stuffjust going berserk and stuff you
like there's yeah, there's somemore bitch with tapping in here
you think of all the crazy asspeople that we've had on the
planes.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
But you, you gotta love how they write this
afterwards.
They says, well, he was makingincoherent statements and the
pilot declared an emergency andthe passenger was arrested and
taken to a local hospital forevaluation.
For evaluation, Right, your assis crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
You know, back in the day this is funny, Like so
today you know the ambulancecomes, the paramedics going to,
you know, evaluate that personinstantaneously, and you know
they're going to police is goingto help restrain them, they're
going to put them down in astretcher and they're going to
strap them down and all thisstuff you know.
But back when we grew up,what'd they put them in a
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straight jacket, a straightjacket when's the last time he's
in a straight jacket?
I know I did but yeah, yeah,like, can you imagine us like
taking people off the plane andin straight jackets?
One of those masks on, you know, like hannibal lecter mask, I
think I'm gonna petition theairlines that we should have
like, just like we have, likethe firebags and stuff.
(20:07):
We should have a straightjacket and a spit bag, yeah
along with the firebags andstuff.
We should have a straight checkand a spit bag.
Yeah, Along with the handcuffsand stuff.
Right next to the handcuffs wehave a straight jacket as well.
All right, man.
That'd be cool Everybody outthere that's listening to us.
Please write your airline andtell them that we should have
straight jackets on board.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
It'd be fun trying to get them in that.
I was reading this article.
This It'd be fun trying to getthem in that, right, I was
reading this article.
This one killed me.
Though I was reading thisarticle, it was back in 2003.
Now you'll get a kick out ofthis one.
This 727 was taken from I thinkit was Luanda Airport in Angola
.
Okay, it was stolen by a pilotand a mechanic.
(20:48):
Really, yeah, 727.
And they've never found it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Never found a 727,.
Just took off and gone.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I love this story because I'm like how do you just
steal a 727?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
727 is not a small aircraft.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
It's not like a prop.
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And the 727s were big , big three engines on the
freaking thing.
It's a decent-sized aircraftand just to like disappear.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay, but this thing had 14,000 gallons of fuel on it
right and it traveled like1,500 miles, but you'd think in
a radius we're in hell to go.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, this is so.
I'm thinking of this, but likeas a a sleuth, you know being
detective 2003, okay so this isa couple years after 9-11, right
right, and the technology, Imean, we had transponders and
all that stuff.
So there's like, you know,locators and stuff for the plane
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, so they had to have disabledall that.
So, being a maintenance persontoo, you know locators and stuff
for the plane, so they had tohave disabled all that.
So being a maintenance persontoo, you know.
But my question is what thehell did they want with that
thing?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
they could have picked a different plane yeah,
they could have been doing.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
They could have chose a different plane.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I mean, if you want to steal a plane 727 no, that
story just blew me away though,because I was like where did it
just go?
It just disappeared they hadn'tfound it.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I mean still haven't found it.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
No crash, no wreckage , no anything.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I bet you anything.
I know where it's at when.
I think it's in a trailer parkdown south somewhere.
Somebody made it into a home,something Shit.
What do you?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
want to deal with the 727?
That's a crazy story, thoughthe plane just disappeared.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, another thing is the plane was loaded with
five tons of gold.
There was a brink shipment onit.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I can't understand why you stole it.
I can understand why you stoleit.
You're like, hey, what right?
You're like, hey, what are youdoing tomorrow?
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Hey, you want to go steal a 727 yeah, yeah, okay,
what are you gonna do with it?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
let's just go dump it somewhere.
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Let's hide it yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like
that whole answer is likeScooby-Doo and Shaggy, we're
just going to land it somewhereand hide it.
I thought it was fun just toseal it.
What do we do with it?
So stupid, yeah, man.
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Anyways, you were watching thefreaking Vietnam draft the other
day.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I was.
It was really cool.
I mean, you know, that's why Iwas telling you about this story
is that you know, a lot oftimes we watch these videos and
some of them are funny.
You get the ones with theanimals and you know the real
funny, stupid videos and stuff.
This one was a Vietnam draftvideo and what it was.
It was this.
It was this, um, the videoshowing, uh, how they first
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started the draft in Vietnam andhow they drew numbers.
And I know that you knew, youknow, you, me in the military,
you knew this, but, um, I didn'tknow exactly how it was done.
Now, and I kind of was watchingthis thing and I put myself in
the position of that, say, I'm18 or 19 years old and I'm
coming out of high school andI'm thinking, okay, so they're
pulling these draft birth dates.
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That's how they did it.
They pulled the days of thebirthday out and if your
birthday was called, you had togo down to the draft office and
you were drafted and you had togo into the military.
So I'm sitting here watchingthis video and then, all of a
sudden, I was looking at thisthing, thinking, okay, I'm
watching it, watching it, andthen my birthday came up.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
That's kind of a sinking feeling right there.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
It was unbelievable because I was sitting there
thinking to myself at thatmoment I'd be going, with one of
the first ones going to Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, and, and I was a bad group.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, and, and I, and I was thinking, you know I'm
going, I mean it's not aquestion, I mean I would be the
first one to go.
But you know, it was thatmoment that you realize you know
what was running through theseguys' heads, that you just came
out of school and next thing,you know, you know, and you got
to give props to any person like, even like yourself, that went
into the military out of schooland all of a sudden, you know,
(25:05):
next thing, you know, you got auniform on you're strapped on a
gun and then they go throw youin a jungle, being the first
group that got over to vietnam.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
And then, like you know, every war we've ever been
into, like you think about uh,going in afghanistan, doing all
the different uh you know, uh,kuwait and all that stuff.
You know that's the recentstuff, right, and each war that
we would like look back on, avietnam, it was totally, you
know, guerrilla warfare.
And then you have this likedesert warfare, and each one of
them were very, very differentstyles of fighting.
And uh, to be the first groupthat came in there and the
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vietcong knew exactly what thehell they were doing and we
didn't know what the hell wewere doing.
Like we got over there into atrain that we were not trained
into and all that stuff.
I mean it's very interesting.
I mean this first group,unfortunately, probably a lot of
them.
I don't know the history behindthis or the stats and all this
stuff, but the kill rate's gotto be pretty high for us All
(26:04):
those young guys that went overthere.
A lot of them probably didn'tsurvive.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
And see, that's exactly what I was thinking
about.
I was like, being the firstover there, you wouldn't know
exactly what they expected andI'd probably end up being dead.
Oh yeah, I mean, you know, nomatter what, you're probably
going to die because survivalinstincts kick in and you do
what you got to do to survive.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
And that's what happened to all those guys over
there.
They were we're just doingwhatever they had to do to
survive.
But you know, like you know,the news obviously twist
everything up.
And you know they were inVietnam, they were all baby
killers and all that bullshit,you know.
But you know it's you need toput yourself in those situations
.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Well, you know how much I appreciate our military.
My son, like I said, he's AirForce and you know your military
, most of my friends are fromthe military, so but yeah, it
just kind of hit me.
I mean, it was one of thosevideos that you know I watch a
lot of dumb, you know funnyvideos with animals and stuff
like that talking and stuff, butthis one man it hit, it, hit
home it was.
It was kind of, especially whenyou call your birthday oh man,
(27:02):
that was just.
I mean that that really, reallyhit me because I, you know, I
screenshot it.
And I took a screenshot itbecause I was like I'd have been
one of the first ones to go andand I, it just hit me for a
moment, but hey, I was wonderingtoo if my number, my birthday,
went up.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'm gonna watch it too, just to see, if I want to
see if my birthday came out.
But you know what, not to moveon too quick on this, the uh, um
, the thing I was thinking aboutis, like you know, selective
service is still in in playright now, yeah, and I don't.
You know selective service isstill in play right now, yeah,
and I don't you know.
Just because I don't have like Idon't have kids and I don't
have like all that stuff and Igot nothing my nieces and my
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family.
So it's like you know, I didn'trealize that.
You know it's still, you know,required for if you're between
the age of 18, 25, you'resupposed to sign up for
selective service.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, my son did.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, I mean it's required by law, but within 30
days of your birthday you'resupposed to do that, yep, or you
can be, you know.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
They send you letters and they remind you too.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
They will remind you.
If you're not on it, they'redefinitely going to remind you.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I remember getting my letter for it.
Even like I got it and I go andsign up, you know what?
You had to go down to the postoffice when, when mine was now,
you go online and it's likeprobably, tap, tap, tap, put in
your name, address, contact,you're done, right.
But uh, it just.
(28:22):
It was interesting because youknow that process is still in
play with the united statesright now, where we can still,
you know, activate that draft atany moment.
Yeah, you know, if something,something comes up, a new, uh,
current events and wars in theworld and all that stuff, yeah,
it was crazy though.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I mean that video definitely got me, but I mean it
was kind of cool though, but itwasn't cool seeing my birthday.
There's no one time I wouldn'twant to see my birthday.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
No and it's cool to reflect right now.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Right now, but definitely would have been cool
if you were there it goes backto like when do you want to go
back in time?
Not that time, I don't want togo back to them are you?
Sure it wouldn't be good for me, sean, it would not be good I'd
be have to go out in the jungle.
And you know something I don'tdo well in jungles yeah, so that
question.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
See, that question now comes back and you know now
in oh, wait a minute, if I dotime, travel back here I picked
the 50s.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I picked the 50s and you'd be drafted exactly.
That was a stupid time.
Look, I take that back.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
It took us like three , four episodes to get through,
get to realize that you're likewait a minute, maybe not me
either.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
It didn't matter if you were black or white or
whatever.
You were right.
See my, I just took my assright to vietnam during that
time that was really smart,wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
it's kind of like there's uh, you know how, like
you talk about, like you knowwhat's your three wishes as a
genie and stuff you know, andyou everybody's like oh, I want
all, I want to be super rich, orwhatever you know, like I
inadvertently send myself tovietnam.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
That's nice, you go.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
The realization happens three episodes later.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Hey, let's go around the globe around the globe.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Did you hear about that lady that, um, she's got
like.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
She had a meltdown and got called miss piggy and
she like hit some kid on the onthe plane I seen that man Like.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I did was hilarious.
I'm sorry, that was funny yeah,I mean like, what's so funny
about it is like here's theseadult like just like losing
their shit because you know somekid calls her miss piggy what
goes back to the parent thingwhen I was talking about earlier
.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
But that shit was funny.
Could you imagine just her, herlook on her face and in front
of all this, hey, miss piggy ohno, you didn't Smack, she brings
the beat down, oh wait.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm sorry she would be going hi-yah.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
They had her booking picture too, man, that was the
best part of it.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's so stupid People, I mean golly.
You think of this and you'relike where are the adults?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I was saying the same thing.
It's a kid and as much as youwant to whip this kid's ass, for
the parents sake, it's a kid.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
You know this reminds me of a little story of mine.
So me growing up I was on on,uh, I was in a little little kid
, fourth grade, out inCalifornia, and California was
very progressive, as as italways is in everything right
and uh, you know, it had just,you know, all that like no
preaching in the class and allthat stuff had just passed laws
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and stuff like that.
And so california was likesuper straight.
Well, I had this teacher and hewas, he was a dick.
That's all I gotta say.
I get to say it now out loud toeverybody that guy was a dick
anyways.
So I was a little kid and um, he, um was passing out tests and
he's going through, you know, Imean you can imagine, but you
know, going down the rows andhe's handing each kid a piece of
(31:43):
paper.
Here you go, here you go,here's your test, here's your
test.
And he goes to pull mine and herips the test but he lays it
down and he's like keeps onwalking.
I'm like you know, teacher, youknow this is ripped.
I need a new one.
No, that's good.
And I'm like you know thatain't fair.
(32:03):
You know why do I have to havea rip one?
Everybody else doesn't have arip on?
You know, I'm a kid, you knowwhy you're shawnee?
don't need to rip, so he's likehe's like just do the test, it's
good enough.
And I'm like you're a pigshawnee in trouble and so I get
sent down to the office and theprincipal's, like you know,
(32:24):
question me all this stuff andthen tell him explain the thing.
He ripped my test and all thisstuff and yeah.
So I called him a pig and youknow they didn't like that so I
got suspended so it was kind ofcrazy.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
And so it's a story.
It so started your life, soit's a story that kind of stuck
with me.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
here I am like getting ready to turn 60.
And I still remember thisfourth grade story of this
teacher ripping my test and himme calling him pig all right,
this next one.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
This is good that you just said that.
What reminded you of something?
This next story reminded me ofyou and what's that the the door
dash driver that ended up onthe Chicago tarmac.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
How in the hell does that happen?
Come on, Be like, this is socrazy, there's so wrong in so
many different levels.
I mean, first of all, here's,here's, here's my thing.
Like okay, so the people thatmay or may not know this, I
drove for Uber Eats during COVIDand um end up getting a
(33:30):
scholarship with Uber Eats, andI went to college and graduated
and Uber Eats paid for it andUber Eats is the one that I
stuck with because of theprofessionalism level of that
organization.
They really run a tight showlike it's a real job to hold it
in yards, Not like DoorDash.
Doordash is a little bitdifferent.
(33:52):
If we're all out there thathave ever had a DoorDash driver
deliver your food, the level ofprofessionalism isn't there.
So how in the hell does aDoorDash person end up on the
tarmac in Chicago of all places?
Like how did they get first?
How did they thwart the airportsecurity to get into the gate?
(34:13):
And like what was the orderthat took them into the airport?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
What I love the best, though, when I seen that, when
I seen the picture of thesecurity and everything around
this guy and the cars parked,could you, I mean just think
things going to what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,
what, what, what?
Things going to what, what,what?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
what, what, what wait , I'm just trying to make a
delivery here like like oh mygod, dude, they said gate 18,
it's a damn sandwich you know,like it's a subway exactly um,
like this is, uh, jimmy john's.
It's supposed to be freaky fast.
I'm trying to get here and help.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I was looking at the tail number for an address and
it didn't have it on there Right.
All I did, I followed a truckin.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, I was in the lines that had the little roads
behind the planes, you know.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Exactly when is the address I?
Can't find this Damn there'sone big plane here.
There's two big planes.
Am I in the right place?
Right, right and wait.
Who needs a donut?
Why?
You got guns on me, why are?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
you so angry?
I mean how this even happens.
First of all, why the level ofintelligence of the driver to
say hey, I think I might be inthe right area to deliver my
delivery.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Did he deliver it?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I have no idea.
I'm like the story doesn't giveyou all the details of this.
Like, like, what was hedelivering?
You know who had ordered this.
Why would he even think thatgoing on the airport was where
he was supposed to be going?
You know?
And also, like you know, for uhI can only talk to uh, uber
eats like we have a gps systemthat tell, takes us to our
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delivery, and like, if you weredelivering in the airport and I
guess that could be possible,whatever, like you got to go
past security and all this stuff, like you know, I'm gonna go in
there and like, oh, I'm justdelivering plane here, tsa, I'm
gonna just come by I can see.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I can see at home.
Hey, ma, ma, come in, ma comein here.
Yeah, yeah, mikey, he's doingDoorDash.
They got him on the TV rightnow.
His hand's up.
Yeah, mikey, mikey, mikey, he'sat the airport.
Look at him.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
They're going to make him get on the ground.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Ma.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
What a doobus.
He thought he was the delivererin the freaking airport.
There's so much you can runwith that.
I know I'm dying to see ifSaturday Night Live or somebody
does a skit on this.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Somebody's got to do something we just did one that
was killing me man.
I was sitting there thinkingabout this guy who was running
through his head.
Is there all the securitiesaround him, If you?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
see the picture.
There's like 15 cop cars aroundthis guy and if the guy had
donuts, there's no more donuts.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
No more donuts, they were confiscated.
But I did think of you on thatone.
That was funny, but hey, youknow the one word.
What's the one word on anairplane that you don't want to
hear anybody say Bomb?
Bomb is not a good word.
Right Stay away from the wordbomb.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Had one uh in san diego and you know, we really
it's crazy about that.
Like remember the time when,like, that word was like to say
it's like everything's great,that's a fantastic or whatever.
Yeah, that's the bomb manthat's the bomb, like yeah,
that's the wrong thing to say onan airplane that is not the
jargon to be saying on a plane.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
All shit broke loose then.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
People don't?
They take you literally and not.
You know that's not good.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
You know, when they have videos of the guys with big
guns coming on to take you away, it's like man, I was just.
I was kidding, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just like hey, it's a joke, man, I was excited, it
was like da bomb.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
No, your ass is in big trouble now.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, that's not a cool thing, I mean, but I guess
a man told a flight attendantthat he had a bomb in San Diego
on a plane and that didn't goover too well, I guess.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's a bad day.
This one, I love this one,though this one is all the
flight attendants can relate tothis.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah.
So flight attendants, pleasetune into what's happening here.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Flight attendant got suspended on suspicion of
assault and unlawful detentionand you know what it's for Sean,
what?
Well, first of all, sheconducted a citizen's arrest
against one of her co-workersthat would be one of her crew
members.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
She arrested a co-workers that would be one of
her crew members.
She arrested a co worker.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
It was a citizen's arrest and detention of a crew
member on an airplane.
For what?
A snack box.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Another co-worker had taken or confiscated or
whatever you want to say about asnack box allegedly, allegedly,
and she's going to detain them.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
She was going to detain them until management the
management personnel got thereso they could properly search
this person's belongings andfind the snack box.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
She missed that part in training about the informing,
not enforcing.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
But she took a cart, Sean, and she blocked the person
leaving and she took their bag.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
She could have been that person that grabbed my
collar.
I'm serious, I would haveknocked Sean.
Yeah, there would have been notjust her in there, they're
probably me, because I've beenlike, get the hell out of my way
are you kidding me to trying todetain a co-worker first neck
box yeah, I mean, and I guessshe thought she was like being
super employee or whatever,protecting the company and
(39:43):
whatever you know the assets ofthe company.
But uh, she ended up getting introuble.
She got suspended, yeah,because she did everything wrong
there.
I mean you can't detain anybody.
Listen.
If you want to be a tattletale,don't try to like arrest
somebody.
You know we're.
We're not in the area where I'mmaking a citizen arrest on you.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
You know, like and the funny thing about the
airlines too and this is truetoo is that if you say something
to anybody about anything, man,it doesn't take 24 hours With
the technology of today, listen,your mug is shot everywhere.
They will snapshot that suckerand send it to every person.
(40:24):
Every crew that you know willknow everything about you.
Your life is over.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, man, hopefully this girl was based in Iowa,
because if she was in New York,that girl's dead.
Could you imagine She'd betaken out, her car would be
vandalized.
She would definitely leave thejob eventually because everybody
at the company would be afterher.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
If she had blonde hair, she'd have red when she
came back.
Yeah, because she'd have tohave red hair, because there's
no way.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Because this mentality, this is the same
thing, this is like jailhousementality, right, nobody likes a
narc.
No, nobody likes a narc, Nobodylikes an arc, nobody likes
somebody like, and first of allover, a damn snack box.
Yeah, Come on now.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
And you know, and I know, before you even got on
your crew, somebody would havemessaged you her picture and
said hey, this is a one, this issnack box girl.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, this is snack box Snack box, please.
Please Pull over.
We is snack box girl.
Yeah, this is next box snackbox, please please pull over we
know you got it.
You got some gummy bearsexactly.
Oh, you took the cookies.
Yeah, let go of the hummusright now.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Drop it whatever you do, drop the hummus yeah let me
get grief.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I mean, like, come on , and it was like in the story
the co-worker was like hungry orwhatever and they had to eat.
I mean, how many situations arewe in as a flight attendant
where, like, we get delayed andwe don't have time to grab
something to eat and all thesedifferent type of scenarios that
happen during our like careerwhere we were hungry and went,
hey, I'm going to need to getsomething, I need to grab a
(42:02):
snack box or something.
Dude, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
We break a snack box opening because if somebody's
going to get sick, we try to getthem some food.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I'm like you need a cracker.
Oh, you need some cracker inyour dinner room.
Snap.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
No, but you're going down, Charlie Brown, You're
going down.
You take some damn crackers offthis plane.
Your ass is going down.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, it's not back to police.
She probably is not going to beemployed wherever she's at too
long.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Hey, but this last one man I love, absolutely love
this one, because you know, seansay we're working in an
airplane, right, and we're likehey, where's Bob Bob?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Bob's the flight attendant.
Bob the flight attendant.
Yeah we haven't seen him.
I haven't seen him.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Go look for him, sean , where's he at?
Yeah, this just happened on anairplane, so the crew was
looking for him.
Couldn't find him.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Oh gee, You're not going to believe this, but Bob's
dancing up in business class.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
He's naked.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Naked.
What you damn crew member.
If I had a crew member that'sdancing naked, I'm like, I'm
serious, like that's it.
You know drugs are involved.
First of all Like something'swrong.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
So do you think he's like got his headphones on going
, you don't have to take yourclothes off?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Honestly, you know, my thought was more of like
Y-N-C-A, we're going to have fun, so this dude was dancing naked
in business class outside thelavatory.
Or it could have been like it'sraining man.
He's swinging his junk aroundlike I don't know man, who knows
.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
So how do you approach that?
How do you stop that Blanket?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
You go in with a blanket Sean, because I ain't
wrapping around nobody.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, depends on what airline you're flying with, but
you might want to use your Rana.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Oh, that's bad.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Whatever, you or a blanket.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I'm going in with a blanket.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I ain't going to have a Rana, You're a little, yeah,
yeah, whatever Blanket, Seanblanket.
Something needs to be coveredup.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
So they take this guy .
They somehow got him in pajamas.
You know where they put him.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Hopefully in the back toilet or something like that.
They put him in the first classseat First class seat, of
course.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Now you have to go back and do your service.
Who's watching, bob?
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, first.
First of all, who's sanitizingthat seat afterwards?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
exactly, but who's?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
watching bob.
Who's watching bob?
Yeah, that's when you need anaba oh, that's what it is yes,
able body assistant.
Yes, when we we.
This is when we're going tovoluntarily ask somebody in the
cabin somebody in the cabin.
Can you please watch thatdude's junk?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
So then when Bob was, bob was landed, and then he was
arrested.
Now Bob's a fictitious.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Right Total fictitious?
We have no idea.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
But the story is real , okay, but Bob, the name is not
, but the story is actuallyfreaking funny, right.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
It's just unbelievable so.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Bob was arrested.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
And he's taken it for evaluation.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Right.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Do you think he was brought back on for the next
flight home?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, you know.
See, this is the thing that thepublic doesn't understand how
valuable we are, Because maybeif they were going to outside
line station, you're not comingback because the flight coming
back gets canceled because bobwas dancing in business class
exactly the short crew I lovethat story.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I'm sorry yeah the door, dash one and that one.
I yeah, you're like reallythat's the best stories, man,
this week.
This week was so much fun.
We had so much shit to talkabout this week.
Yeah, I love this week, man, itwas.
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, I mean we were like there's just some of these
things are just you just can'tbelieve this is happening, but
every you know believe it.
We're going to bring you crazyshit every week.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
We never have things, believe it or not.
We had a lot of other things totalk about, but you know we
don't have time there.
There's never enough time inthe, in this weekly episode, to
talk about all the shit thatgoes on in the industry.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
No, it's because we just, we can just keep going on
and on and on, but we're tryingto keep this to uh, relatively
uh short sometimes, but shitlike that, that was fun.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
I just you know, when I see that door dash driver, I
see, I thought you dude, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I'm more professional than a door dash.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Exactly.
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Uber eats I mean, if you see me walking through next
time, you see me and you see meout running around and I got
like fuzzy slippers on and I gotmy you know like tights on and
then you know a little halfshirt running around here and
I'm coming up to your doordropping on the package.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
He's doing it for a damn education man.
You know damn money here andI'm coming up to your door
dropping on the package.
Take a picture.
He's doing it for a damneducation man.
He didn't make no damn money.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
He's doing it for the education.
I can care less what they pay.
Just keep paying my bill on theeducation.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
But you know, something I got to say on that
is that you know I got torespect you for that because you
know you definitely find youknow how to, how, how to pay for
something and you don't have topay for it.
I mean you actually, you workfor it, but you, you, you were
able to pay for your education.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Here's the thing I really like like, after having
this experience, like and thisall was a big surprise Like I
didn't know, like Uber even hadthat program and all that stuff.
And when I was doing it duringcovid, I was just literally just
going out to like one, I wasdriving, I was going crazy, I
had been, you know, coming backfrom back surgery and I needed
(47:34):
to get out of the house.
And then the two, I was likeyou know a lot of these medical
workers and you know all thepeople that were fighting this
thing that was happening at thetime.
You know, I wanted to supportpeople and I was delivered to
all kinds of people.
You know, you know the signsout front the nurse lives here,
you know, doctor lives here,blah, blah, blah.
You know that was fantastic,you know.
But then it led to this hey,they're going to give me an
(47:56):
education for doing it.
And I was like, wow, that'scool.
But you know, there's so manythings out there or ways out
there to go to college or to getan education to do something
that people don't know that'savailable, like, like, I'm
talking about college right nowand we're like we were talking
about trade schools the otherday.
Right, did you know that mostfire departments or paramedic
(48:20):
departments that are out there.
If you go in there and say, hey, I want to become a paramedic
or I want to become a fireman,that a lot of that schooling
stuff, the the city is going topay for you to go do that really
.
And people don't know that likeI wanted I was thinking about.
After covet I was like, hey, youknow what?
I think I might want to becomea paramedic and I started
(48:42):
researching, finding out.
Lo and behold, my town, righthere.
If you want to become aparamedic, you can volunteer,
jump on the trucks withparamedics, go ride with them
all that good stuff.
Find out about the job.
They'll actually send you tocommunity college to get your
license and all the educationyou need to become it and then
sign you up for a job.
You know like it's out there,but you just got to go find it.
(49:04):
The bottom line to this is findout what's out there people.
Just because you don't have themoney and I definitely was a
kid that didn't have the moneyto do it go find it.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I love the fact with you, though, is that you
actually do have the money, butyou still found a way to go do
it, and you still work and tomake it happen, even though you
don't have to because you dohave the money.
But that just says a lot aboutyour character too, and and like
I said, you know, even even Istill thought about the doordash
I did.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
I can't help you, man , no doordash damn door doordash
that's it.
Anyways, man, let uh read thequote man.
What's the quote man?
What's the quote today?
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Whether you think you can or you think you can't,
you're right.
Yeah that's exactly it, man.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
And this goes right back to what we were just
talking about.
Man, people out there, listen,don't fool yourself, don't tell
yourself that you can't dosomething.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
You can do anything you want to in this world, just
believe it, but there's onething that you don't want to do.
What's that?
Don't take a snack box.
Because, your ass is going toget a citizen's arrest for sure,
so don't take the damn snackbox.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
I think the next time I go to work, I think I'm going
to like tomorrow, by tomorrowI'm going to have a snack box
police badge.
Let's do that, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
All right everybody.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
We've had some fun.
We really look forward to thisevery week and we are looking
forward to next time we do this.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Hey, you know something, Sean, before we get
off here, you know we're comingup on 5,000 downloads.
5,000 downloads, 5,000.
Yeah, we're just about there,dude.
I can't wait.
That's awesome.
I can't wait.
All right, guys, you guys havea great week and we will see you
next week on Cabin Pressure.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Later.
If you laughed, learnedsomething your own job after
hearing about ours.
Do us a favor, subscribe, leavea review and share this episode
with your weirdest co-worker.
You know the one.
Hit us up on Facebook.
Drop your wildest airportstories.
We just might read them on airBonus points if you involve
questionable clothing decisions.
(51:19):
Until next time, stay strappedin, stay hydrated and, for the
love of TSA, keep your clotheson in the terminal.
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