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January 11, 2024 26 mins

Ever wrestled with the mute button during a high-stakes live stream or found yourself lost in the labyrinth of OBS settings? I sure have, and in this episode, I'm taking you behind the scenes of my personal streaming escapades and the heartfelt connections that make all the technical tribulations worth it as I stumble toward the future vision of Cafecito with Noah. 

Let's get personal, shall we? We'll reminisce about the good ol' days with my energy drink of choice, and I'll share how gaming classics like Halo have bonded my brother and me. I'll peel back the layers of the last half-decade, revealing the milestones and metamorphoses that have sculpted not just my streaming identity, but my life. From birthday streams aligning with zodiac signs to deep dives into the BDSM community and polyamory, this chapter of my life has been anything but dull. It's a candid chat about my personal development aimed at helping you get ahead and learn from my learnings.

We'll also have a heart-to-heart about why the little things—like my cherished gaming chair and the ink on my skin—which are touchstones in my journey. Wrapping up, I tease the anticipation of my significant other's imminent visit and invite you to join me for the next chapter of this wild, wonderful ride!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're about to hear what's coming up next on this
episode of Cafesito with Noah.
So this is a little bit of mein a bathrobe and in a kimono
doing my thing, messing around,poking at the fabric of space
and time.
Today we're drinking Ball'sEnergy Drink.
This stream not sponsored, butI used to drink this with the

(00:21):
boys at the internet cafe at theage of 14, and then I would run
and shit myself because I'dhave the shits from all of the
caffeine.
Okay, take three.
This time I bet we have sound.
I mean, I have to check it.
But Stupid God, why can't wehave nice things?

(00:46):
I wanted to come back.
I wanted to be quaint, I wantedto take a leap of faith.
Fucking muted by the universefor what it must be like 40
minutes now.
Maybe that's just me, maybethat's just my brain
time-dialating, but let's see.
Okay, get to my channel.

(01:07):
I don't even know how tonavigate to it anymore.
Oh, do I hear myself?
But let's see.
Okay, get to my channel.
I don't even know how tonavigate to it anymore.
Do I hear myself?
But let's see.
Okay, get to my channel.

(01:28):
I don't even know how tonavigate to it anymore.
Let's see if we get computerwill.
Let's see.
Okay, get to my channel.
I don't even know how tonavigate to it anymore.
Let's see if we get Guys myname is Technoburr here for you.
Pretty cool, okay, we're good.
Let me lower the desktop audioa little bit.

(01:50):
Oh, my God, I finally know howto do this.
So I'm gonna go like this.
Yeah, so basically I've beenusing OBS the last two months or
so to oh man, so much to catchup on with the old FAM here.
But basically my brother is now14, 15, he's gonna be 15 this

(02:14):
year and we were playing HaloMaster Chief what is it
Collection, the Master ChiefCollection and so that was
really special to me and Ididn't want to miss it Like I
wanted it to be recorded.
It's one of the first timesthat we've been able to like,
dive in and really enjoy a gametogether.

(02:34):
So I started using OBS torecord that, which is why over
here you can see I got Haloin-game, halo pre-game, so I was
pretty much just using OBS torecord that.
I've also been using OBS torecord my Dungeons and Dragons
sessions, which are really cool,and my group is still
deliberating on whether or notwe're going to be posting those

(02:55):
videos.
So that's cool.
I'm not the DM for this group.
I could potentially create acampaign and be the DM and
produce a group that would makethe content for the internet.
That is sort of the plan here,moving forward.
But anyway, point being, when Iwas recording any of this
content, one of the issues thatI used to have back in the day

(03:16):
which drove me crazy was, firstof all, my computer audio was
always louder in my headphonesthan it was for you guys on the
stream, and that drove me nuts.
And then the other thing wasthat my mic could not, wasn't
always balanced to the audio.
Well, this becomes problematic,especially when you know I'm
doing something like pulling mybrother's audio from my computer

(03:41):
but mixing it with the audiofrom my microphone.
Then you end up with, like, mybrother being very loud and me
being, like, imperceivably quiet.
So I created, I set my OBS upto record to two different audio
tracks and then later inPremiere I end up with a I mean

(04:01):
Adobe Premiere I end up withTrack Two is just my microphone
audio, which is really nice andclean.
And then that lets me on thefly, adjust my microphone volume
to match the overall recordingvolume and then have a really
nice final product.
Apparently, when you clickstream on OBS, it does not mix

(04:26):
down the multiple audio tracksfor the stream, and so it was
only streaming audio Track One,which is not what my microphone
was recording to.
So what I've done now my littlework around was I created a new.
I didn't wanna change too manysettings because I wanna be able
to record whenever I want.
So I created this desktopstream audio, which is actually

(04:50):
I should get in the habit of ohperfect, and that does mute it
across my scenes.
That's good, actually, in thehabit of muting the one that I'm
not using, so that I know, okay, right now I'm not recording,
right now I'm streaming, andthis basically, is going to.
I put this capture on the sametrack as my microphone.

(05:11):
So microphone's on Track Two,desktop's typically on Track One
.
I put desktop stream capture onTrack Two with my microphone
and then I unfortunately have todo the on the fly, you know
equalizer calibration to get mylevels right.
But now it works and now youguys can hear me and you guys
can hear my computer audio,which means we're pretty much

(05:34):
back in business.
Let's see Glasses.
A lot of you, and myselfincluded, are wondering when we
were this hilarious.
Wow, this is such.
This has always been such astrange dance.
Just trying to get the levelson my audio correct, I still
think I need to lower my desktopaudio tad bit.
If anybody's here, can you sayhello in the chat.
Now that I have my microphoneworking, I would love to say hi

(05:57):
back, fire King.
Yes, yo, solid Minute is likefive years.
My brother, woo, welcome,welcome, we are here.
How have you been?
What have you been up to?
How was you know the apocalypse?
How have things been going?
There's Nights, nights.

(06:19):
Did you change your name?
I need confirmation on this.
Wow, this is so fun I've been.
I've wanted to come back andsay hi to you guys for a long
time.
Basically, you know I wassitting here.
I knew you changed it.
What was your old name?
Oh no, it's Hi Bob, next level.
Well, hello, I like your newname.

(06:41):
It's pretty good.
It's classic.
It's giving me Elden Elder Ring.
What is it?
My cousin's been playing thisshit at this game Elden Ring,
elden.
Yes, elden Ring exactly Givesme Elden Ring.
Vibes Got a job in sales andI've been streaming myself there
.
He goes.
Well played, good job, that'sfantastic, congratulations.

(07:03):
Oh, fire King, thank you.
Yes, yeah, I've dude.
You know, I went out, I got offof Twitch and I I went into self
discovery mode and intense selfdevelopment and I have been in
self discovery and selfdevelopment for every single

(07:27):
minute of those five years.
And so, yeah, I do agree.
I actually I'm very happy withthe way I look and I'm very
happy with the way I feel andthe way I think, and I'm
actually like really lookingforward to sharing that with you
guys now.
I think you know I had I wentto this incubator back when I
was streaming before I had likefreaking so many insecurities

(07:50):
and I know we had a lot of funand on camera I, you know I
always like brought the fun, butthere was this, there was this
moment.
I ran a survey.
I don't know if you guysremember this, but I ran a
survey through the community tosee why you guys watched me,
because I didn't know why youguys watched me, which, again,
right, that's like that.
There's an insecurity therewhere I'm just like what's my

(08:13):
value, you know, and lookingbasically outward to the world
to find out what the home Ivalue is and and when you guys
gave it back to me and you.
I got all these awesomeresponses to my survey.
It didn't even help.
I didn't, I didn't, I stilldidn't get it and and that's
when I kind of was like you knowwhat?
I need to become a betterentertainer and I want to just

(08:37):
be a more solid person before Icontinue this, mostly because I
didn't even know how to drive it, like I didn't even know how to
be the captain of the stream.
Oh man, thank you so much.
Fire King.
Yeah, dude, you know I think Iwas the last person to that
party.
You know, I definitely was thelast person to see my own

(09:01):
greatness and to see my ownfucking value.
You know that 24 hour streamyes, dude, 24 hour for my 24th
birthday.
So shit, if you put that inperspective, I'm 31 now.
Oh, six years ago, seven, sevenyears ago, holy shit, seven

(09:26):
years ago.
I, to be completely honest,I've never been a big consumer
of Twitch and like Twitch media,and so I don't even know how to
navigate the website.
I mean, obviously, you guys saw, I like I started the stream
and I've been.
I was literally talking tomyself on mute for the last like
45 minutes, turning to 29.

(09:49):
Yo, congrats, bro.
This month, that's April, soyou're an April baby.
Are you in Aries?
Oh, you're a Taurus.
Nice, my cousin, who is also mybest friend.
You guys might remember him.
His name is Gear Fan.
He is now 21.
He used to be a little shitteenager back when we were

(10:11):
playing, and he always goes abig.
I used to call him PoseidonKing of the Salt, if you recall.
He's a Taurus too.
He's a Taurus too, and one ofmy best friends, yes, the best
one for April.
The Taurus, very good.
Well, that's an earth sign andI'm a Capricorn.
You know I was born in January,so you know we get along.

(10:32):
No surprise, no surprise.
Okay, he still answers to highBob.
Very nice, very nice, no shityou.
You went on vacation and met abunch of not safer work
streamers.
Please do tell Yo Knights,you're 21,.
Bro, you're the same age as mycousin.
That's so sick.
I love that.

(10:52):
That's epic, oh man, I love.
Like your age group.
You guys are fucking dope.
Definitely fun to hang andparty with.
My cousin has great taste inmusic also.
It's always been really nice.
Um, you gotta tell me moreabout this.
Not safe for work stuff.
I've definitely become moreopenly not safe for work since

(11:15):
leaving seven years agoDefinitely not as PG as I used
to be.
Um, as a matter of fact, I satdown here to play Fallout four
and I realized I actually can'teven turn on the game because
I've eroticized the game, whichis something I very much enjoy.
I have, like, quite a few modsthat, like, they change the art
in the game, they change themagazine art in the game, they

(11:37):
change the billboards in thegame.
Uh, my lead character inFallout four is a is a is a
female who is very attractiveand half naked all the time.
No shame around it.
No shame around it anymore.
That's what five years of selfdevelopment will get you.
And um, and yeah, I can't eventurn it on.
I can't turn it on and playwith you guys.
I mean, maybe I can, maybe youguys can tell me what to do, but

(11:59):
I can't do it on Twitch.
I mean, I don't think so,unless they allow adult content
on Twitch.
What is this dude?
They were fucking chill.
Dude, that's so dope.
That's so dope.
I'm so happy for you.
I was actually one of the thingsI did in the last seven years
was I had a stint in the BDSMcommunity of Los Angeles.

(12:19):
I have eight anchor points onmy bed for some good
old-fashioned rope play, veryfun times.
Oh yeah, we will get into thewhole girlfriend thing later,
but it's even slightly morespicy than that.
I'll just say I've beenexploring polyamory.
We've been in the polyamoryspace for like two years now,

(12:43):
but anyway, yo shut up Fire King, living the life dude.
I love what's happening rightnow because it just shows you
how people who are similar drawtogether.
Essentially it's like law ofattraction, shit right, but like

(13:03):
who the fuck knew seven yearsago that Fire King?
Like we were hanging out andplaying video games in Minecraft
in a very PG space, but we weregoing to have these things in
common.
That's wild.
So I wouldn't be surprised ifwe find more of that in the old

(13:25):
community.
Basically, as I come on hereand we talk and we have good
times, I imagine because it'sgoing to be more of a
interpersonal situation.
I'm not.
I will game, I love gaming, butI'm not hyper interested in
gaming.
I'm hyper interested in peopleand in improving people's lives
and giving them the tools tomake their dreams come true.

(13:46):
That's like my whole freakingthing.
I think that's always been mything, and before I was
wandering around not sure how todo it, and now I know how to do
it.
So that's really why I'm backwhich, by the way, I'm still in
LA.
I'm actually still in the samehouse I used to be in, but I
finally left my closet, which isone of the big reasons that I'm

(14:06):
back right now.
This year rented a second roomin my house the same house I've
been living in this whole time,and now I have an office space,
so this is like a dedicatedspace for streaming and for
content creation.
I have a financial managementplatform now.
I actually created a financialmanagement platform.

(14:28):
It's my business and that's oneof the reasons that I've come
back, I guess, for Twitch, Ithink of it more as like a broad
, like.
I want to just chat with youguys and give a little bit of
that.
I want you guys to get to knowme more.
How do I express this?

(14:49):
I went on a journey ofself-discovery.
It's been five sorry, evenseven years, I guess, and I have
a lot of wisdom to share.
I've been doing coaching forthe last two to three years and
then I built this financialmanagement platform.
It's the way that I manage myown money and honestly, actually
, now that I'm talking about it,it is a financial management

(15:12):
platform, but it's all aboutinner peace and the psychology
behind money.
So first thing we do is we workon relearning about money from
a point of view of psychology.

(15:33):
Basically, it boils down to youcan have anxiety at low volume,
living paycheck to paycheck.
You can also have anxietymaking 100K a year, a million a
year.
You can also have anxiety there.
So in neither of thosescenarios, neither of those
scenarios are desirable becausewe don't want to be living a

(15:54):
stressful existence whether ornot we have money.
So the idea is that wealth isthe freedom to live a peaceful
existence and to move throughthe world with ease, and so it's
not worth raising the volume ofmoney that you're pulling in

(16:15):
unless you know how to do thatin a way that does not stress
you out.
That way, you can have highervolume without the anxiety, and
that's really the pitch.
That's the big deal.
And so, from there, once we dothe psychological stuff, I get
people onto the app which Ibuilt and the app just helps you

(16:35):
do the nuts and bolts of dailymanagement, transactions and
shit like that.
Let's see what we got.
Thank you, fire King.
Yes, dude, you're right.
It's not easy, man.
None of it's been easy.
Oh, all right, I'm going to goquickly, I'll be right back.

(16:56):
I mean, I've got to throw aenergy drink in the freezer for
my girlfriend who's on her wayhere, and that'll give her 15
minutes of the freezing whichwill make it frosty and
delicious when she arrives.
We're drinking today.
We're drinking Ball's EnergyDrink.
This stream not sponsored, butBall's Energy Drink holds a very

(17:16):
near and dear place to my heart.
When I was 14 years old myself,I used to go to an internet cafe
because I didn't have a gamingcomputer yet and I would play
Battlefield 1942.
And my buddies and I, when wewere joined like a local game
because we don't think there wasa big multiplayer situation
going on at the time, especiallynot for Battlefield 1942.

(17:36):
Yeah, I used to drink this withthe boys at the internet cafe
at the age of 14.
And then I would run and shitmyself because I'd have the
shits from all of the caffeine.
I would also be trembling.
This used to make me tremble,which is very, very funny.
All right, anyway, more on thisin two minutes.
Take a second, take a break.
I'll be back two minutes Ifanybody comes in, do me a favor,

(17:57):
let them know I'm actually here.
I'm just putting my.
You know I'm setting it up.
You know what I'm doing.
All right, yes, I did get theKDA chair.
Ooh, you know it.
You already know it, bro.
I'll tell you why.
I got the.
Oh, and I also got this dankass tattoo.
That's the other thing I've goton.
This is this is beautiful, man,I got it.

(18:18):
I got to cover this with youguys.
Yeah, I got the.
I got the KDA chair literallyfor the energy of this.
Not enough space for fullrotation.
But here we go, dude, Iliterally got.
I literally got the chairbecause I wanted that in my
environment.
I needed this, this freakingenergy in my environment, like

(18:42):
nobody's business.
That's like.
This is why I got the chair.
Now it's unfortunately facingthe wall, but you know what?
It's there, man?
It's quietly there.
The dragon within the chi, theenergy, the mana, you know,
always connected to the force,oh, speaking of which my hair is
now white, so that's cool.
Oh yeah, you see the deathlyHallows, my guy.

(19:04):
You see the deathly Hallows.
Oh yeah, the Akali symbol.
So, yeah, I'm back.
I've been, I've been talkingabout coming back forever.
Let's be real.
But you know, to the people inmy real life, I've been talking,
I've been telling them like thepeople that hold me accountable
to the shit that I say, youknow, I've told them I'm coming

(19:26):
back and I'm not just comingback here.
You guys follow me, you should.
You should find me, you shouldfind me on um here.
All right, so check this out.
At the beginning of the pandemic, I made a few of these tick
talk doohickeys and, uh, I didpretty well, they did pretty
well.
All right, let's get.

(19:46):
Let me sign in first.
Yo, what, wait, I gotta readthis chat.
Dude, I actually saw a video ofyours like two years ago.
Shut the fuck up, did you seeit?
On TikTok?
Where the hell did you see it?
Yo, you gotta be kidding me,bro.
You saw me on fucking TikTok.

(20:07):
Shut up, yo, can we find yourcomment right now?
I would do that.
That'd be so much fun.
All right, ready.
This is the one that.
Wait, one of these blew up here.
48,000 views.
Oh, you guys can't see it.
I highly doubt it.
Yeah, it makes sense, but thenI didn't make too many.
Now I'm gonna share the oldestpiece of wisdom that has been

(20:28):
shared a billion times before.
It might be the first time youhear this.
You are not the little chattyvoice in your head, that one,
not you.
And if that's not you and youhaven't thought about this
before, then the next questionis who are you?
Now I'm gonna share the oldestpiece of wisdom.
That has been.
Okay, that was pretty lit, holyshit though.
Wow, 15 second TikTok.

(20:48):
I haven't seen a 15 secondTikTok in a long time.
It was so hard to fit that muchinformation into a 15 second
TikTok.
My God, look for Marc Alvarezor Firekin Dude.
A billion times, let's see.
Oh man, I guess, yeah, I guesswe did get a lot of.
Well, if I scroll all the waydown, which means I'll load them

(21:09):
all, let's just do this.
I got it, check this out, we'regonna scroll down.
Holy crap, I can't believe this.
Oh my God, holy shit.
How have I never done this?
Oh, there you are.
Yo.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.

(21:41):
Get the fuck out of here, shutup.
Yo, this is the best homecomingever, bro.
No shit, no shit.
You saw a video of me in theworld, bro.
Yo, oh, my God, oh, my God.

(22:08):
Yo, you gotta be kidding me,bro.
And, by the way, I was likescrolling fast as shit too.
Did you see that I wasn't?
I was gonna do a control F tofind you.
Bro, can I even find you again?
How did I just like stop righton your name?

(22:28):
Oh shit, now I can't find youagain.
Yo, when everything comes fullcircle, bro.
Next level dude, I have a storyabout this tattoo.
I'll tell it.
Like on one of these streams,this tattoo was nuts, full
circle.
Like you wouldn't even believe,dude, like shit, that yeah,
yeah, yeah, yo, boy, like Wait,did you Maybe you like bounced?

(22:51):
Oh, there it is.
Oh, my God, there it is, bro.
Talon Bites, is that really you?
It's me, fire King.
You just this just made myfucking week, dude.
This just made me fucking weak.
I'm not gonna be a fucking fanof you.
I'm not gonna be a fan of you.
This just made my fucking week,dude.
This just made my fucking week.
Get the hell out of here, talonBites.

(23:15):
Is that really you, dude?
This is the nicest thing, dude.
Get the fuck out of here.
Wow, now this is recorded.
Wow, holy crap, this is soamazing.
I swear yeah.

(23:35):
Facts, big facts, wow.
What time is it?
I think my lady is about to behere in three minutes.
Alright, I will conceal my ladyfrom you for now, but you will.
You will in time in time, allwill be revealed.
All will be revealed for now.

(23:55):
Wow, what an incredible stream.
We're going to end it on thatnote, because that was just like
the most baller ass thing Icould have literally ever asked
for on a comeback stream.
And, by the way, thank you forfreaking commenting Like you did
not have to comment in time intime, indeed, wink, wink.
So anyway, thank you so muchfor jumping in, thank you so

(24:21):
much for chatting.
Knights, aka bulb night bulb,very nice to see you.
Jigby, I don't think you cameback, but that's okay, we still
love you and we look forward toseeing you next time.
You know, my roommate has toldme yo, oh yeah, sick bro, I will
absolutely add you on discord,let's do that.

(24:42):
My roommate has told me that Ishould do 30 minutes a day on
Twitch where I help people withtheir lives, basically, and I
just start a conversation hey,what are you going through?
And I don't think I'll takelike the biggest things, like
I'm not going to be like, oh myGod, like we'll see.
We'll see what the universebrings me, but just basically be

(25:05):
in service to the world 30minutes a day.
I think I can handle that and Ithink I would really enjoy it.
But anyway, thank you guys thethree of you and anybody else
watching the video on demand ifyou guys do see the video on
demand for stopping by clicking,by watching as much as you did.
I look forward to providing morecontent.
And, by the way, prosperaprocomI'm going to type it in the

(25:28):
chat ProsperaProcom, that is thefinancial management platform.
Currently it is invite only,but it is only going to be
invite only for the next monthor so or less, so I'm hoping to
finally have it be a flywheelbusiness.
Basically, people will be ableto come in on their own and then

(25:50):
go through the whole process ontheir own.
I'm also going to be sittingright here in this chair looking
dapper, filming an entireeducational series so that we do
not have to do it one on one Ifpeople don't want to, which is
great, and hopefully that willbuff my private not private that
will buff my passive income.
Anyway, thank you so much andI'm back.
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