September 1, 2025 • 29 mins
MISTRES MIA AND POE AKA MASTER VIPER SIT DOWN TO DISCUSS A FEW THINGS ABOUT SOME INTERESTING SESSIONS AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MIA DURING A PSYCHIC MEETING.. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE AFTERLIFE?
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Master
Viper, Lil PO. Welcome to the Manor.
Hey PO, how you doing? Doing fantastic.
Just got back from a little group meeting with the local
AVDL community, so that was fun.Nice, yeah.
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Nice, yeah. So we had a actually they're
pretty good turn out as far as like I think we had like 10 or
11 people there. So, so perfect little little
putt putt in event. Met some new people, met a
gentleman named Bitches Brew. Very nice guy, new in the
community. So nice shout out.
Yeah, welcome. That's too cool.
Yeah. It's, it's a lot of fun.
Good. Yeah, he actually recognized me
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before I recognized him. He said you have a very familiar
voice. I said okay, yeah, really.
He said, are you on a podcast? And I said yeah, yeah, okay.
I just started listening about aweek ago, so it was really cool
to have some people out there, you know that in our community
is listening. That's very cool.
That's cool. All right, so Speaking of ABDL,
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you're going to love this. I'm going to pull this up.
My 1 fun gentleman that wants tohave the romantic involvement
with his Aunt Susan. OK, we're going to the the ABDL
drama saga next door. So he told me that he does not
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like going #2 and his dirty diaper.
So I told him. I said, you know, is she making
you? And he's like, yeah, she's
mentioned it a couple times, she's wanted me to do it,
etcetera, etcetera. I said, well, if you don't like
it, you need to tell her. And he said we also talked about
The Dirty diapers. She said she totally
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understands, but she loves the power of it.
So if we continue this, it will happen sometimes.
OK, interesting. So that would be her version of
the power exchange is and actually that's probably also a
little bit of humiliation degradation, very interesting.
Yeah, she she apparently is loving the power and the control
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over him. Yeah, that's, that's, that's a
neat little concept. I've never honestly thought
about it that way of it being, you know, if somebody forces you
to, you know, do something that you don't want to do in the the
diaper, you know, I'm not huge on, you know, messing myself
either. So I can definitely, definitely
understand what he's saying. Yeah.
Interesting, interesting thing. I will say.
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He also continues to call me mommy.
And I said, well, honestly, I think you've had enough mommies,
right? And he says, actually, he said,
I I still want to come down and see you and do a session with
you. OK.
And I said, really? OK.
And I said, well, what about your Aunt Susan?
He's like, well, you know, I still want to see and spend time
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with my Aunt Susan. I love her, you know, but I
still want to come down and, youknow, play with you sometime.
Mommy. I was like, sweet, jeez, I'm not
doing everything the Aunt Susan's gonna do, right?
Why not bring Aunt Susan with? Him.
No shit. Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like let's make a make a little game of it and.
Be a little rendezvous. I'm just saying, you know, I
think that, you know, she could have some learning experience of
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different activities that can bedone, and he gets to have the
mommy and the auntie, you know. Oh, great.
Yeah, you should definitely do that.
Right. Well, I guess we're just going
to see how things go. I am sure that we will hear more
and more of this developing story.
Well, you know, he's still goingover to his aunt's house when
she goes out of town for work and that kind of thing.
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And he messaged me today and he said he's going over to his
aunt's tonight. And he also said that I need to
start giving him oral lessons. Oh, like how to say words?
Oh, those type of. Those type of oral medicines.
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Yeah, find the bulb and lick it.And with a slight suckle.
You know, you know, that's it. Like it's a nibble.
But I had my own ABDL guy today OK and I I won't say his name
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but I will say he is an absolutedoll.
He is just the sweetest little thing and I'm going to post
pictures on fat today about it. Very cool.
But yeah, he but he showed me his brand new diapers.
OK, what? What kind of print did they have
on them? They actually had some rainbows
and then they had little characters on it that look like
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Sesame Street characters. You.
Know. Yeah, of course.
Yeah. That kind of be hard to get them
to license something of that nature I'm I'm assuming.
Such a pity, but. One day, one day, one day.
They were cute. It was a really cute little
scene with diapers and he has this big glass baby bottle and
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he filled it with apple juice and you know, a lot of what I
feel a lot of ABDL people need, especially him.
He needs tenderness, he needs care.
You know, he needs that one-on-one one time and recently
he had started to date someone and he was very hopeful in the
whole situation, as we all are, you know, in situations that are
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new and. Fresh.
Therefore you're thinking in your head, well, if I can't come
to terms with myself, how is anybody else gonna be able to
come to terms with it? So, yeah, it's, it's a hard age
at that point to be, you know, in that type of lifestyle.
It really is. I understand.
I get it, man. I have a lot of empathy for the
guy. I promise.
Just keep going. Keep going.
Yeah. You do.
Keep doing you and my promise. It'll work out.
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And the people that are supposedto be your tribe and are
supposed to surround you, you'llfind them, Yeah.
And life will send them to you. So definitely that would be my
advice. But, you know, we did a neat
little scene. We, you know, we obviously
changed his diapers. But today he wanted me to sit on
his face. And I'm like, well, I don't
usually do that with babies. Yeah, I think, yeah, I think
there's a couple of laws againstthat.
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Yeah, yeah. He's a grown ass man, OK?
I know, I know. Grown ass man.
No, I'm just like commit to the scene, but.
You know, look, I'm going to keep posting ass pictures
because everybody loves my ass pictures.
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And yeah. Green apple.
Red apple. Exactly Little apple.
Orange Apple. Yeah, the next one's going to
come as pink. It's got a pink one.
I got some. I got some nice pink latex
looking pants. They're PVC, but they're they're
really hot. Yeah.
And. You can fill them out.
Thank you, thank you. But he said to me, he's like,
you know, you sent me those pants pictures, and I wore the
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green pants for him today, OK. And he was like, yeah, I've been
thinking about that. I can't stop thinking about
that. It's kind of like his
masturbation material. So I'm down with that.
It's a. OK, it's almost like a pleasure
to know that hey, there's somebody out there with me in
their head right now exactly like a lot of people would be
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like, oh, I hate that, you know,somebody thinking to me while
they're doing that. So I'm like, not me.
That's. Not me.
That's a damn good compliment tome.
Damn right. You go ahead and Jack off to me.
Exactly. Exactly.
That's too. Fun come to me.
Right for me. You know one of the others.
Yes, exactly. But you know, it's really cute
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because he always brings in a new page to color, and today it
was a picture of me and it was really cute.
It was cute you saw it. Was it was it was a good photo
it. Was a good photo.
It's a good photo. Everybody takes, you know, and
makes the adult baby look very young.
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And you and I are just laughing because it's just like, it's so
funny because he loves doing it.I love when he brings them in.
Right. I think it's adorable.
Yeah. And I told him, I'm like, I'm
gonna frame all your little artwork, and I'm gonna hang him
up in my podcast room. Yeah, I think it's sweet.
It is. It is very sweet.
And that's sweet, Yeah. Like I said, he's very, very
creative and that's his version of, you know, showing some love
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back to you. So that's I love that.
And I told him I'm like, mommy Mia is losing weight so mommy
Mia needs to look skinnier. And those pictures?
That's your. Coloring.
Yes, yes, that's right. I like it.
I like it. Go ahead and just start doing
that now as a as a a pre, pre recognition of of what I'm going
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to exactly. I like it.
I like it. Oh goodness, it's too.
Fun. Now let's see.
Oh my sweet little Justin. So as I always say this, you
know I have my slave who's my husband, right?
I always say that. And then I have a Sissy slave.
And then I have my little puppy slave, Justin.
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And I tell you, Justin is like the mirror image of what you
want your slave to be, OK? Because every day it's good
morning, my queen. You know, you're wonderful.
You're perfect. You know, I miss you so much.
I think about you all the time. All I want to do is be at your
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feet, you know? I mean, how fucking sweet is
that? That's very kind.
It's it's I've never even met the guy, but I already like him.
I mean, just from the, the things that I've heard, you
know, the way that he, he treats, you know, people, I, you
know. You will love.
You're gonna meet Justin soon because he wants to wear a
chesty cage. OK.
So I told him, I'm like, look, with you having the man pouch,
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your balls keep retracting, you've got to lose weight.
And so his goal has been he's losing weight, he's working on
that. Good for him.
Good for him, right? I'm, I'm applauding him every
day. I'm like, are you eating well?
Are you doing this? Are you doing that?
But ultimately, when he gets that chastity cage, that's going
to be perfect for him. We're all going to stand around
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and watch him. We're going to put it on.
We're going to have Liv pull hisballs out, pull his balls out of
his man pussy. Find those ovaries, yes.
Find the ovaries. But it's funny because, you
know, I started with the Sissy slave putting him in jasting.
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Now the most he's lasted now hasbeen six days.
OK, he went and got all pissy because his little balls were
hurting and he broke one of the rings to get it off.
Wow. He did.
OK. He did after six days, seven
days, and I was like. That Sissy slave, yeah.
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Naughty. Now, granted, he's had a rough
week, he's had a rough couple months, but ultimately I wasn't,
I wasn't too angered about it. I mean, you know, you're kind of
stuck. We're an hour apart.
I can't just go and unlock it. It's true.
It's life. It is still how he broke it,
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where he broke it to be able to get everything out.
Without being yeah in too much of A mangled mess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scratching the wrong itch in the
wrong place, you know? Yeah, and so he must have really
wanted it off. Yeah, apparently so, Which is
fine, you know, You do you, Boo.It's not for everybody.
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It's. Not, you know.
Just be honest about it, communicate.
I mean, that's what this lifestyle is all about is
consent and honesty and just, you know, being able to trust
the other person. And if it's not something that
he was enjoying and it was not encouraging his life or
increasing his about self value,self worth, then communicate it.
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Communicate it, renegotiate it. And that's all you got to do.
You don't have to go through huge, you know, hurdles, yeah,
or hissy fits and tantrums and breaking stuff.
Just, you know, just be honest. And, you know, I told him, I
said, look, I could have mailed you the key.
It could have been that simple. Yeah, you know, I could have put
a special seal on the envelope and been like, hey, it's going
to be here in a day or two. You know, it's not like our mail
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system is that bad for, you know, a 2 hour commute or
whatever, right? OK, little bitch.
Yeah, yeah, I guess it's just, Iguess his balls hurt, you know,
Then you know his balls hurt. His balls hurt.
It is what it is. But there's been different
people that now. I think Liv has had three
different submissives that see her, you included, and you've
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all gotten jazzy devices and you're digging yours.
You've had fun with yours. Yeah.
So someone else was supposed to come and actually get theirs
unlocked. OK.
And it was really, really sucked, honestly, because we
always look forward to seeing him, but he ended up with food
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poisoning. Yeah.
And so here he was, you know, just going to come over and get
unlocked. But yeah, so that happened.
Wow, that's a if I want to have food poisoning and be locked up,
you know? Oh my God.
Exactly, Yeah. Yeah, that sucks.
Poor guy. Yeah, that fucking sucks.
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Yeah, now. Oh, goodness.
OK, I'm trying to think what else really happened this week.
And I know there's more. It's so crazy.
But you know, Liv did a couple scenes this week.
She did. I'm going to have to let her
share what happened between her and her boyfriend because
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honestly, I'm too close to that situation.
I'm not even going in it. Yeah, I I believe I did see
some, some maybe some pictures on on on fat where, you know,
seems like they had a, a good old time.
You know, what's really funny ismy husband is very, how can we
describe this? He's he's like very select, very
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particular, very particular in his own likes and dislikes.
And the funniest thing, you know, I was raised Catholic, OK.
And there's rather a big following of people in the
lifestyle that like porn, per SE, with nuns and priests,
right? And you're.
Yeah, fuck. Yeah, it's hot, right?
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Now, you know, there's people like my crazy ass sister who's
an extremist in the Catholic religion where she'd be like, Oh
my God, you're going to burn in hell.
But I'm like, look, God has a sense of humor.
He made me and I made his image,and I have a kick and a sense of
humor, I think so there. He is.
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You know, I think so too. And.
But Needless to say, when Liv came over, she had this get up
and I ain't get to see her priorto, right.
But she came up and she was changing and she got dressed.
And next thing you know, my husband tells me later on that
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night and he's like, hey, did you know that she was dressed up
as a nun? I was like, Are you sure?
Yeah, she was. I saw that picture like.
Because. Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned. You know, that kind of thing.
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Because he told me that and he was like, that's just weird.
Like, why? I'm like, you're not Catholic.
You don't get it. But you.
Know most nuns, and I will tell you this, most nuns that I ever
had through school, because I went through Catholic school my
almost my entire grade school ofyears, I went through everything
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with the Catholic Church. And we had this really cool nun
and and my mother would actuallygo and take care of her
apartment when she would go on vacation.
And, you know, I was just a kid.My mom's not telling me
anything, but she tells me this and she only told me this about
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a month ago. She's like, yeah, she said, you
know, the nun who was the principal of your school.
She's like, she was a lesbian. And, you know, her and her
girlfriend live together behind the school, OK.
And I used to go to her apartment and take care of her
dogs. And I was like, well, what the
fuck did he fuck? She's supposed to be celibate,
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not laughing pussy. She, she, she liked to get on
her knees and pray to the temple.
I guess she did, you know? Yeah.
Lord bless her for it, I know. But I was like, yeah.
That would be something. But you know, she told me years
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ago when she and my, my parents,my, my other siblings, before I
was even born, this was in this like the 70s.
They were very close in the church with all of the, the
priests, the nuns, the, the Deacon, all that.
And ultimately, she said that one of the priests actually left
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the church for the church secretary.
And at the time, my mom is one of those.
If she knows a secret, she ain'ttelling anybody.
OK? Like, it was, it was like rock
solid. She knew it was happening.
She didn't say anything. I love.
Those kind of people. Right.
And she was like, you know, I'm not judging.
They're hard to find in life, yeah.
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And so ultimately, you know, shefound out and this woman was
like, you know, I don't know what I'm going to do.
She had a husband and children. OK.
And then, you know, the priest obviously never been married or
anything, but she fell in love with the priest.
He ended up leaving the church and they they ended up together
the rest of their life. It's crazy.
No, I mean, it's it's honestly abeautiful story.
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I mean, what kind of odds that they have to overcome to be able
to to make that happen? And I can't help but find, you
know, beauty in that that story,right people for each other and
gave up everything to to have. Yeah, to have that.
And so here we go from talking about Liv looking sexy in her
nuns outfit to to that. You know.
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But. You always got to have a good
segue. You got to, you got to.
But Speaking of Segways, I will say this that I have started a
new podcast. OK.
And you had suggested I do this.I've had other people who'd
said, hey, you should just do your bedtime stories.
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Boom. So I'm going to do the bedtime
stories. I'm actually going to do small
interval clips. OK, I did post one on the new
podcast and it's just Mistress Mia's bedtime stories.
But it's one story that was written by Kit Bond, a good
friend of mine, and it's called a major encounter.
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And it's pretty much going to beerotica.
And it will be a lot of it will be true, a series of brief
stories, things that have transpired that she and I have
gone through or with or without me kind of deal.
And then if anyone wants to write in stories and give me the
rights to those stories to read,Yeah, I'm happy to do that.
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I love that. And and ultimately those clips
and will be then going on Patreon.
OK. And so they will have the
entirety of the stories on Patreon.
OK. So we're going to be doing like
different tier levels and that kind of thing.
I'm going to put bloopers. Yeah.
Of awesome. Here as well that, you know, get
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a promise people will get their their money's worth and their
value is worth out of it because, you know, we got some
good stuff that comes through here.
And unfortunately, some of it wecan't post in certain places
because just the restrictions that, you know, they have and
this will, you know, allow you to be able to post some more
things of interest. And I think it'll be a be a good
idea. And so are you going to put the
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clips on like, like the same on Spotify?
That way, you know, people can kind of get a little sample and
go, OK, I think I'd be into thatstory.
And so, yeah, that sounds reallyI like where you're at.
With it. Yeah, I'll put one story on
there, maybe one every other week and see how that goes.
It's really about time and consistency.
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But ultimately I'll put the majority of them on Patreon.
I'll make it affordable for people.
Of course. Yeah.
And I'm also going to take requests for like hypnotherapy,
Hypnos stories. Yeah.
Yes, I think that would be really neat.
I used to listen to some kind of, you know, hypnotist stories,
that kind of thing for and thereyou definitely have the voice
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for it. You can, you can definitely, you
know, get them in tune with their inner selves and I try.
Yeah, I try. You know, I've done, you know,
like a hypnosis during like a session.
Mm. Hmm.
Just for fun. Well, they'll always tell me.
Oh, have you done, you know, hypnotism?
Like, yeah, you keep it light and simple.
It doesn't have to be crazy. But I will say that you and I
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had gone to see Erica. She is the local psychic medium
here, right? And people can look her up.
She's at Erica Broussard Hayne is her name.
But if they put in like psychic medium Pensacola, they can
certainly find her. But you know, she suggested it
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was funny because you and I are sitting there just to let the
listeners know. But you know, a lot of people,
they don't believe in psychic medium.
And that's cool, right? However, it was pretty
interesting that we're sitting there, she knows about the
podcast, but there were certain things that she said that she
obviously didn't know, right? Which was I was already planning
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on starting a new podcast and and she there was no way if I
told anybody but you, you and I were the only ones talking about
it. No, it was.
It was quite interesting. It was.
Yeah. To hear it because I remember
was kind of looking at each other and going, wow, do you
believe she just said that? Yeah.
So yeah. But if you recall, what was
really interesting is she said, you know, I hear your sexy voice
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in my head and she wrote on the paper Glory Hall.
So again, for the listeners who don't realize this, when this
woman and she will do over the phone interviews and she'll do
in person interviews so anyone in the world can go and talk to
this woman. But now I've gone multiple times
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taking other people there. And I've talked about this
before in the podcast, but when we go in there, all she wants to
know is your first name. That is it.
And all the times that I've gone, I've always booked for
other people under my name. So there's no way that she knows
other information surrounding that with other people.
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And you know, I've gone and I'vebeen with friends and they
haven't been associated to any of my social media accounts,
right? So again, she doesn't have the
time to sit there and go throughsocial media accounts to find
out information. She seems like a very busy, busy
lady, you know? Just kind of hearing.
About her, her life and her story.
And it's very, very kind and sweet lady like, oh.
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She is an Angel. On Earth, I would love to sit
down and have a beer with her any day.
You know, she's just and hear her stories because she sounds
like she'd have a lot of them. You know, it was funny, she told
Liv, because Liv and I went to see her about nine months ago
because Liv wanted to get a reading done, Erica had told
her. She's like, you're my type of
girl, You're so neat, you're so cool.
I would invite you to one of my barbecues.
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That's ultimate, right? That's the ultimate for, yeah,
for African American person, black person to say that's
you're almost family at that, yes.
And Liv's like, why would you? Why would you invite me?
And she's like, because you're agood person, I like you.
But she's like but I don't have BBQ so like oh Lord.
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That's funny. It was.
Funny. It was really funny the way she
said it. But she knows she's a great lady
and she does group interactions with other people.
She's done those. Yeah.
Before I ever went to her, interestingly enough, I had one
of my friends, and she would always come to the parties.
And at the time, I barely knew this girl.
She's on Fetlife, and she came to two events, two parties of
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mine. And, you know, at the parties,
there's certain doors that are locked.
If you've been to my home, you realize I don't have family
photos anywhere in my house, right?
And. Yeah, you don't.
Yeah, you don't. You know, I there's only really
one room and that's my mother's room, right?
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And she has her own lot of pictures of everybody and her
family and our family. And but, you know, the door was
locked. There's no way that she could
have known anything, right, about my family.
And so she called me the Sunday after the party, and she told
me, she said, Mia, I've made some homemade body scrub, sugar
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scrub, OK. She said, can I bring it to you?
And I'm like, oh, yeah, sure. I'd love that.
It's so cool, you know? So she comes over and we're
sitting by the pool, and she said, listen, how do you feel
about the afterlife? OK.
Now, locally here, there is a ghost tour group and they have
many members and they go to, youknow, grave sites and they have
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all these implements and things that they use.
And Needless to say, I told her,I said, well, you know, I
believe in the afterlife, but you know, it's like not everyone
does. It is what it is.
I don't have all the answers, but I do believe because we've
had a lot of activity here in our home and things that have
happened. And so she told me she's like,
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well, you know, there's this very tall man that follows you
at the last two parties that I've been to.
And he was like right behind youduring the events.
And she described this person incomplete detail, down to the
fact that my father always wore cowboy boots.
He always had the specific typesof shirts that she described,
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everything that she described. And I was like, I wasn't paying
this woman. And she barely knew.
Like I said, ultimately she was just like, yeah, you know, he
follows you around and blah, blah, blah.
And Needless to say, when I wentto Erica, Erica told me the
exact same thing. Wow.
So I now put out my father's rocking chair at parties.
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So yeah, so. So if he wants to sit and watch,
because he was, he was just a sex addict.
That was his addiction. He didn't.
Smoke. I love that.
Right. He didn't smoke, he didn't
drink, he was a sex addict. I.
Love, I love that right sex party.
Have a seat, Dad. Yeah, exactly.
Get. Your feel, get your watch.
I like it. I like.
I wonder if ghosts can masturbate?
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Oh, I'm sure they can. Yeah, sorry, I haven't thought
about the concept before. No, what you're thinking PO, is
I wonder if I could masturbate in my afterlife.
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, pretty much.
I just have it like you trying to grab it and your hand keeps
going through it like I, I don'tknow well.
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It's, it's still part of your body, PO.
But you know, I will say this much.
I when I actually took one of mynieces to go see Erica, she told
me she said that my niece's latemother was smoking cigarettes at
the time when she actually, she knows she's dead and she was in
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the room and she's like, whoo, I'm getting a whiff of that
cigarette smoke. Immediately, my niece knew who
she was talking about. So interesting and.
That crazy. Yeah.
It's amazing. Yeah.
She always told me that past lives that have been here, so in
our area, we have Native Americans.
And so they're basically on different planes, is how she was
(28:10):
describing it. Like different levels.
Like they still see the world how they left it on so many
levels. Interesting.
Yeah. And she said, you know, the
people that died here, for example, in this house, they see
the house how it was. But it was interesting because
Charles was in the dungeon and he was staying in the dungeon
(28:31):
for a couple of weeks. And when he was painting and
stuff, he hears voices. He hears, He sees and hears
things right when it comes to, you know, ghosts and that kind
of thing. And he said he heard a woman say
to him, I hate red. And he was repainting his
dungeon red. Oh wow, yeah.
(28:53):
So I thought, Oh my God, that's great, isn't that great?
Yeah, I mean, creepy, but great.Creepy but great.
Yeah, yeah. I might have changed the color
at that point. Yeah.
But I guess yeah, the the ghost learned to like it.
Exactly. So woo Hoo.
Anyway, that's our excitement. Are you ready?
(29:16):
Ready. Say goodbye PO.
Let's do it. Thank you for listening.
This has been the latest episodeof.
Call me a mistress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Master
Viper, Lil PO. Welcome to the Manor.
Hey PO, how you doing? Doing fantastic.
Just got back from a little group meeting with the local
AVDL community, so that was fun.Nice, yeah.
(00:28):
Nice, yeah. So we had a actually they're
pretty good turn out as far as like I think we had like 10 or
11 people there. So, so perfect little little
putt putt in event. Met some new people, met a
gentleman named Bitches Brew. Very nice guy, new in the
community. So nice shout out.
Yeah, welcome. That's too cool.
Yeah. It's, it's a lot of fun.
Good. Yeah, he actually recognized me
(00:49):
before I recognized him. He said you have a very familiar
voice. I said okay, yeah, really.
He said, are you on a podcast? And I said yeah, yeah, okay.
I just started listening about aweek ago, so it was really cool
to have some people out there, you know that in our community
is listening. That's very cool.
That's cool. All right, so Speaking of ABDL,
(01:11):
you're going to love this. I'm going to pull this up.
My 1 fun gentleman that wants tohave the romantic involvement
with his Aunt Susan. OK, we're going to the the ABDL
drama saga next door. So he told me that he does not
(01:32):
like going #2 and his dirty diaper.
So I told him. I said, you know, is she making
you? And he's like, yeah, she's
mentioned it a couple times, she's wanted me to do it,
etcetera, etcetera. I said, well, if you don't like
it, you need to tell her. And he said we also talked about
The Dirty diapers. She said she totally
(01:52):
understands, but she loves the power of it.
So if we continue this, it will happen sometimes.
OK, interesting. So that would be her version of
the power exchange is and actually that's probably also a
little bit of humiliation degradation, very interesting.
Yeah, she she apparently is loving the power and the control
(02:13):
over him. Yeah, that's, that's, that's a
neat little concept. I've never honestly thought
about it that way of it being, you know, if somebody forces you
to, you know, do something that you don't want to do in the the
diaper, you know, I'm not huge on, you know, messing myself
either. So I can definitely, definitely
understand what he's saying. Yeah.
Interesting, interesting thing. I will say.
(02:36):
He also continues to call me mommy.
And I said, well, honestly, I think you've had enough mommies,
right? And he says, actually, he said,
I I still want to come down and see you and do a session with
you. OK.
And I said, really? OK.
And I said, well, what about your Aunt Susan?
He's like, well, you know, I still want to see and spend time
(02:56):
with my Aunt Susan. I love her, you know, but I
still want to come down and, youknow, play with you sometime.
Mommy. I was like, sweet, jeez, I'm not
doing everything the Aunt Susan's gonna do, right?
Why not bring Aunt Susan with? Him.
No shit. Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like let's make a make a little game of it and.
Be a little rendezvous. I'm just saying, you know, I
think that, you know, she could have some learning experience of
(03:18):
different activities that can bedone, and he gets to have the
mommy and the auntie, you know. Oh, great.
Yeah, you should definitely do that.
Right. Well, I guess we're just going
to see how things go. I am sure that we will hear more
and more of this developing story.
Well, you know, he's still goingover to his aunt's house when
she goes out of town for work and that kind of thing.
(03:40):
And he messaged me today and he said he's going over to his
aunt's tonight. And he also said that I need to
start giving him oral lessons. Oh, like how to say words?
Oh, those type of. Those type of oral medicines.
(04:03):
Yeah, find the bulb and lick it.And with a slight suckle.
You know, you know, that's it. Like it's a nibble.
But I had my own ABDL guy today OK and I I won't say his name
(04:28):
but I will say he is an absolutedoll.
He is just the sweetest little thing and I'm going to post
pictures on fat today about it. Very cool.
But yeah, he but he showed me his brand new diapers.
OK, what? What kind of print did they have
on them? They actually had some rainbows
and then they had little characters on it that look like
(04:50):
Sesame Street characters. You.
Know. Yeah, of course.
Yeah. That kind of be hard to get them
to license something of that nature I'm I'm assuming.
Such a pity, but. One day, one day, one day.
They were cute. It was a really cute little
scene with diapers and he has this big glass baby bottle and
(05:10):
he filled it with apple juice and you know, a lot of what I
feel a lot of ABDL people need, especially him.
He needs tenderness, he needs care.
You know, he needs that one-on-one one time and recently
he had started to date someone and he was very hopeful in the
whole situation, as we all are, you know, in situations that are
(05:33):
new and. Fresh.
Therefore you're thinking in your head, well, if I can't come
to terms with myself, how is anybody else gonna be able to
come to terms with it? So, yeah, it's, it's a hard age
at that point to be, you know, in that type of lifestyle.
It really is. I understand.
I get it, man. I have a lot of empathy for the
guy. I promise.
Just keep going. Keep going.
Yeah. You do.
Keep doing you and my promise. It'll work out.
(05:55):
And the people that are supposedto be your tribe and are
supposed to surround you, you'llfind them, Yeah.
And life will send them to you. So definitely that would be my
advice. But, you know, we did a neat
little scene. We, you know, we obviously
changed his diapers. But today he wanted me to sit on
his face. And I'm like, well, I don't
usually do that with babies. Yeah, I think, yeah, I think
there's a couple of laws againstthat.
(06:17):
Yeah, yeah. He's a grown ass man, OK?
I know, I know. Grown ass man.
No, I'm just like commit to the scene, but.
You know, look, I'm going to keep posting ass pictures
because everybody loves my ass pictures.
(06:38):
And yeah. Green apple.
Red apple. Exactly Little apple.
Orange Apple. Yeah, the next one's going to
come as pink. It's got a pink one.
I got some. I got some nice pink latex
looking pants. They're PVC, but they're they're
really hot. Yeah.
And. You can fill them out.
Thank you, thank you. But he said to me, he's like,
you know, you sent me those pants pictures, and I wore the
(06:59):
green pants for him today, OK. And he was like, yeah, I've been
thinking about that. I can't stop thinking about
that. It's kind of like his
masturbation material. So I'm down with that.
It's a. OK, it's almost like a pleasure
to know that hey, there's somebody out there with me in
their head right now exactly like a lot of people would be
(07:19):
like, oh, I hate that, you know,somebody thinking to me while
they're doing that. So I'm like, not me.
That's. Not me.
That's a damn good compliment tome.
Damn right. You go ahead and Jack off to me.
Exactly. Exactly.
That's too. Fun come to me.
Right for me. You know one of the others.
Yes, exactly. But you know, it's really cute
(07:41):
because he always brings in a new page to color, and today it
was a picture of me and it was really cute.
It was cute you saw it. Was it was it was a good photo
it. Was a good photo.
It's a good photo. Everybody takes, you know, and
makes the adult baby look very young.
(08:03):
And you and I are just laughing because it's just like, it's so
funny because he loves doing it.I love when he brings them in.
Right. I think it's adorable.
Yeah. And I told him, I'm like, I'm
gonna frame all your little artwork, and I'm gonna hang him
up in my podcast room. Yeah, I think it's sweet.
It is. It is very sweet.
And that's sweet, Yeah. Like I said, he's very, very
creative and that's his version of, you know, showing some love
(08:27):
back to you. So that's I love that.
And I told him I'm like, mommy Mia is losing weight so mommy
Mia needs to look skinnier. And those pictures?
That's your. Coloring.
Yes, yes, that's right. I like it.
I like it. Go ahead and just start doing
that now as a as a a pre, pre recognition of of what I'm going
(08:47):
to exactly. I like it.
I like it. Oh goodness, it's too.
Fun. Now let's see.
Oh my sweet little Justin. So as I always say this, you
know I have my slave who's my husband, right?
I always say that. And then I have a Sissy slave.
And then I have my little puppy slave, Justin.
(09:10):
And I tell you, Justin is like the mirror image of what you
want your slave to be, OK? Because every day it's good
morning, my queen. You know, you're wonderful.
You're perfect. You know, I miss you so much.
I think about you all the time. All I want to do is be at your
(09:30):
feet, you know? I mean, how fucking sweet is
that? That's very kind.
It's it's I've never even met the guy, but I already like him.
I mean, just from the, the things that I've heard, you
know, the way that he, he treats, you know, people, I, you
know. You will love.
You're gonna meet Justin soon because he wants to wear a
chesty cage. OK.
So I told him, I'm like, look, with you having the man pouch,
(09:53):
your balls keep retracting, you've got to lose weight.
And so his goal has been he's losing weight, he's working on
that. Good for him.
Good for him, right? I'm, I'm applauding him every
day. I'm like, are you eating well?
Are you doing this? Are you doing that?
But ultimately, when he gets that chastity cage, that's going
to be perfect for him. We're all going to stand around
(10:13):
and watch him. We're going to put it on.
We're going to have Liv pull hisballs out, pull his balls out of
his man pussy. Find those ovaries, yes.
Find the ovaries. But it's funny because, you
know, I started with the Sissy slave putting him in jasting.
(10:36):
Now the most he's lasted now hasbeen six days.
OK, he went and got all pissy because his little balls were
hurting and he broke one of the rings to get it off.
Wow. He did.
OK. He did after six days, seven
days, and I was like. That Sissy slave, yeah.
(10:56):
Naughty. Now, granted, he's had a rough
week, he's had a rough couple months, but ultimately I wasn't,
I wasn't too angered about it. I mean, you know, you're kind of
stuck. We're an hour apart.
I can't just go and unlock it. It's true.
It's life. It is still how he broke it,
(11:17):
where he broke it to be able to get everything out.
Without being yeah in too much of A mangled mess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scratching the wrong itch in the
wrong place, you know? Yeah, and so he must have really
wanted it off. Yeah, apparently so, Which is
fine, you know, You do you, Boo.It's not for everybody.
(11:37):
It's. Not, you know.
Just be honest about it, communicate.
I mean, that's what this lifestyle is all about is
consent and honesty and just, you know, being able to trust
the other person. And if it's not something that
he was enjoying and it was not encouraging his life or
increasing his about self value,self worth, then communicate it.
(12:01):
Communicate it, renegotiate it. And that's all you got to do.
You don't have to go through huge, you know, hurdles, yeah,
or hissy fits and tantrums and breaking stuff.
Just, you know, just be honest. And, you know, I told him, I
said, look, I could have mailed you the key.
It could have been that simple. Yeah, you know, I could have put
a special seal on the envelope and been like, hey, it's going
to be here in a day or two. You know, it's not like our mail
(12:23):
system is that bad for, you know, a 2 hour commute or
whatever, right? OK, little bitch.
Yeah, yeah, I guess it's just, Iguess his balls hurt, you know,
Then you know his balls hurt. His balls hurt.
It is what it is. But there's been different
people that now. I think Liv has had three
different submissives that see her, you included, and you've
(12:48):
all gotten jazzy devices and you're digging yours.
You've had fun with yours. Yeah.
So someone else was supposed to come and actually get theirs
unlocked. OK.
And it was really, really sucked, honestly, because we
always look forward to seeing him, but he ended up with food
(13:08):
poisoning. Yeah.
And so here he was, you know, just going to come over and get
unlocked. But yeah, so that happened.
Wow, that's a if I want to have food poisoning and be locked up,
you know? Oh my God.
Exactly, Yeah. Yeah, that sucks.
Poor guy. Yeah, that fucking sucks.
(13:28):
Yeah, now. Oh, goodness.
OK, I'm trying to think what else really happened this week.
And I know there's more. It's so crazy.
But you know, Liv did a couple scenes this week.
She did. I'm going to have to let her
share what happened between her and her boyfriend because
(13:49):
honestly, I'm too close to that situation.
I'm not even going in it. Yeah, I I believe I did see
some, some maybe some pictures on on on fat where, you know,
seems like they had a, a good old time.
You know, what's really funny ismy husband is very, how can we
describe this? He's he's like very select, very
(14:12):
particular, very particular in his own likes and dislikes.
And the funniest thing, you know, I was raised Catholic, OK.
And there's rather a big following of people in the
lifestyle that like porn, per SE, with nuns and priests,
right? And you're.
Yeah, fuck. Yeah, it's hot, right?
(14:33):
Now, you know, there's people like my crazy ass sister who's
an extremist in the Catholic religion where she'd be like, Oh
my God, you're going to burn in hell.
But I'm like, look, God has a sense of humor.
He made me and I made his image,and I have a kick and a sense of
humor, I think so there. He is.
(14:54):
You know, I think so too. And.
But Needless to say, when Liv came over, she had this get up
and I ain't get to see her priorto, right.
But she came up and she was changing and she got dressed.
And next thing you know, my husband tells me later on that
(15:15):
night and he's like, hey, did you know that she was dressed up
as a nun? I was like, Are you sure?
Yeah, she was. I saw that picture like.
Because. Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned. You know, that kind of thing.
(15:36):
Because he told me that and he was like, that's just weird.
Like, why? I'm like, you're not Catholic.
You don't get it. But you.
Know most nuns, and I will tell you this, most nuns that I ever
had through school, because I went through Catholic school my
almost my entire grade school ofyears, I went through everything
(15:57):
with the Catholic Church. And we had this really cool nun
and and my mother would actuallygo and take care of her
apartment when she would go on vacation.
And, you know, I was just a kid.My mom's not telling me
anything, but she tells me this and she only told me this about
(16:17):
a month ago. She's like, yeah, she said, you
know, the nun who was the principal of your school.
She's like, she was a lesbian. And, you know, her and her
girlfriend live together behind the school, OK.
And I used to go to her apartment and take care of her
dogs. And I was like, well, what the
fuck did he fuck? She's supposed to be celibate,
(16:38):
not laughing pussy. She, she, she liked to get on
her knees and pray to the temple.
I guess she did, you know? Yeah.
Lord bless her for it, I know. But I was like, yeah.
That would be something. But you know, she told me years
(17:02):
ago when she and my, my parents,my, my other siblings, before I
was even born, this was in this like the 70s.
They were very close in the church with all of the, the
priests, the nuns, the, the Deacon, all that.
And ultimately, she said that one of the priests actually left
(17:24):
the church for the church secretary.
And at the time, my mom is one of those.
If she knows a secret, she ain'ttelling anybody.
OK? Like, it was, it was like rock
solid. She knew it was happening.
She didn't say anything. I love.
Those kind of people. Right.
And she was like, you know, I'm not judging.
They're hard to find in life, yeah.
(17:45):
And so ultimately, you know, shefound out and this woman was
like, you know, I don't know what I'm going to do.
She had a husband and children. OK.
And then, you know, the priest obviously never been married or
anything, but she fell in love with the priest.
He ended up leaving the church and they they ended up together
the rest of their life. It's crazy.
No, I mean, it's it's honestly abeautiful story.
(18:07):
I mean, what kind of odds that they have to overcome to be able
to to make that happen? And I can't help but find, you
know, beauty in that that story,right people for each other and
gave up everything to to have. Yeah, to have that.
And so here we go from talking about Liv looking sexy in her
nuns outfit to to that. You know.
(18:28):
But. You always got to have a good
segue. You got to, you got to.
But Speaking of Segways, I will say this that I have started a
new podcast. OK.
And you had suggested I do this.I've had other people who'd
said, hey, you should just do your bedtime stories.
(18:49):
Boom. So I'm going to do the bedtime
stories. I'm actually going to do small
interval clips. OK, I did post one on the new
podcast and it's just Mistress Mia's bedtime stories.
But it's one story that was written by Kit Bond, a good
friend of mine, and it's called a major encounter.
(19:12):
And it's pretty much going to beerotica.
And it will be a lot of it will be true, a series of brief
stories, things that have transpired that she and I have
gone through or with or without me kind of deal.
And then if anyone wants to write in stories and give me the
rights to those stories to read,Yeah, I'm happy to do that.
(19:34):
I love that. And and ultimately those clips
and will be then going on Patreon.
OK. And so they will have the
entirety of the stories on Patreon.
OK. So we're going to be doing like
different tier levels and that kind of thing.
I'm going to put bloopers. Yeah.
Of awesome. Here as well that, you know, get
(19:55):
a promise people will get their their money's worth and their
value is worth out of it because, you know, we got some
good stuff that comes through here.
And unfortunately, some of it wecan't post in certain places
because just the restrictions that, you know, they have and
this will, you know, allow you to be able to post some more
things of interest. And I think it'll be a be a good
idea. And so are you going to put the
(20:16):
clips on like, like the same on Spotify?
That way, you know, people can kind of get a little sample and
go, OK, I think I'd be into thatstory.
And so, yeah, that sounds reallyI like where you're at.
With it. Yeah, I'll put one story on
there, maybe one every other week and see how that goes.
It's really about time and consistency.
(20:37):
But ultimately I'll put the majority of them on Patreon.
I'll make it affordable for people.
Of course. Yeah.
And I'm also going to take requests for like hypnotherapy,
Hypnos stories. Yeah.
Yes, I think that would be really neat.
I used to listen to some kind of, you know, hypnotist stories,
that kind of thing for and thereyou definitely have the voice
(20:59):
for it. You can, you can definitely, you
know, get them in tune with their inner selves and I try.
Yeah, I try. You know, I've done, you know,
like a hypnosis during like a session.
Mm. Hmm.
Just for fun. Well, they'll always tell me.
Oh, have you done, you know, hypnotism?
Like, yeah, you keep it light and simple.
It doesn't have to be crazy. But I will say that you and I
(21:22):
had gone to see Erica. She is the local psychic medium
here, right? And people can look her up.
She's at Erica Broussard Hayne is her name.
But if they put in like psychic medium Pensacola, they can
certainly find her. But you know, she suggested it
(21:42):
was funny because you and I are sitting there just to let the
listeners know. But you know, a lot of people,
they don't believe in psychic medium.
And that's cool, right? However, it was pretty
interesting that we're sitting there, she knows about the
podcast, but there were certain things that she said that she
obviously didn't know, right? Which was I was already planning
(22:03):
on starting a new podcast and and she there was no way if I
told anybody but you, you and I were the only ones talking about
it. No, it was.
It was quite interesting. It was.
Yeah. To hear it because I remember
was kind of looking at each other and going, wow, do you
believe she just said that? Yeah.
So yeah. But if you recall, what was
really interesting is she said, you know, I hear your sexy voice
(22:25):
in my head and she wrote on the paper Glory Hall.
So again, for the listeners who don't realize this, when this
woman and she will do over the phone interviews and she'll do
in person interviews so anyone in the world can go and talk to
this woman. But now I've gone multiple times
(22:45):
taking other people there. And I've talked about this
before in the podcast, but when we go in there, all she wants to
know is your first name. That is it.
And all the times that I've gone, I've always booked for
other people under my name. So there's no way that she knows
other information surrounding that with other people.
(23:08):
And you know, I've gone and I'vebeen with friends and they
haven't been associated to any of my social media accounts,
right? So again, she doesn't have the
time to sit there and go throughsocial media accounts to find
out information. She seems like a very busy, busy
lady, you know? Just kind of hearing.
About her, her life and her story.
And it's very, very kind and sweet lady like, oh.
(23:30):
She is an Angel. On Earth, I would love to sit
down and have a beer with her any day.
You know, she's just and hear her stories because she sounds
like she'd have a lot of them. You know, it was funny, she told
Liv, because Liv and I went to see her about nine months ago
because Liv wanted to get a reading done, Erica had told
her. She's like, you're my type of
girl, You're so neat, you're so cool.
I would invite you to one of my barbecues.
(23:51):
That's ultimate, right? That's the ultimate for, yeah,
for African American person, black person to say that's
you're almost family at that, yes.
And Liv's like, why would you? Why would you invite me?
And she's like, because you're agood person, I like you.
But she's like but I don't have BBQ so like oh Lord.
(24:12):
That's funny. It was.
Funny. It was really funny the way she
said it. But she knows she's a great lady
and she does group interactions with other people.
She's done those. Yeah.
Before I ever went to her, interestingly enough, I had one
of my friends, and she would always come to the parties.
And at the time, I barely knew this girl.
She's on Fetlife, and she came to two events, two parties of
(24:37):
mine. And, you know, at the parties,
there's certain doors that are locked.
If you've been to my home, you realize I don't have family
photos anywhere in my house, right?
And. Yeah, you don't.
Yeah, you don't. You know, I there's only really
one room and that's my mother's room, right?
(24:58):
And she has her own lot of pictures of everybody and her
family and our family. And but, you know, the door was
locked. There's no way that she could
have known anything, right, about my family.
And so she called me the Sunday after the party, and she told
me, she said, Mia, I've made some homemade body scrub, sugar
(25:20):
scrub, OK. She said, can I bring it to you?
And I'm like, oh, yeah, sure. I'd love that.
It's so cool, you know? So she comes over and we're
sitting by the pool, and she said, listen, how do you feel
about the afterlife? OK.
Now, locally here, there is a ghost tour group and they have
many members and they go to, youknow, grave sites and they have
(25:43):
all these implements and things that they use.
And Needless to say, I told her,I said, well, you know, I
believe in the afterlife, but you know, it's like not everyone
does. It is what it is.
I don't have all the answers, but I do believe because we've
had a lot of activity here in our home and things that have
happened. And so she told me she's like,
(26:05):
well, you know, there's this very tall man that follows you
at the last two parties that I've been to.
And he was like right behind youduring the events.
And she described this person incomplete detail, down to the
fact that my father always wore cowboy boots.
He always had the specific typesof shirts that she described,
(26:28):
everything that she described. And I was like, I wasn't paying
this woman. And she barely knew.
Like I said, ultimately she was just like, yeah, you know, he
follows you around and blah, blah, blah.
And Needless to say, when I wentto Erica, Erica told me the
exact same thing. Wow.
So I now put out my father's rocking chair at parties.
(26:49):
So yeah, so. So if he wants to sit and watch,
because he was, he was just a sex addict.
That was his addiction. He didn't.
Smoke. I love that.
Right. He didn't smoke, he didn't
drink, he was a sex addict. I.
Love, I love that right sex party.
Have a seat, Dad. Yeah, exactly.
Get. Your feel, get your watch.
I like it. I like.
I wonder if ghosts can masturbate?
(27:09):
Oh, I'm sure they can. Yeah, sorry, I haven't thought
about the concept before. No, what you're thinking PO, is
I wonder if I could masturbate in my afterlife.
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, pretty much.
I just have it like you trying to grab it and your hand keeps
going through it like I, I don'tknow well.
(27:30):
It's, it's still part of your body, PO.
But you know, I will say this much.
I when I actually took one of mynieces to go see Erica, she told
me she said that my niece's latemother was smoking cigarettes at
the time when she actually, she knows she's dead and she was in
(27:50):
the room and she's like, whoo, I'm getting a whiff of that
cigarette smoke. Immediately, my niece knew who
she was talking about. So interesting and.
That crazy. Yeah.
It's amazing. Yeah.
She always told me that past lives that have been here, so in
our area, we have Native Americans.
And so they're basically on different planes, is how she was
(28:10):
describing it. Like different levels.
Like they still see the world how they left it on so many
levels. Interesting.
Yeah. And she said, you know, the
people that died here, for example, in this house, they see
the house how it was. But it was interesting because
Charles was in the dungeon and he was staying in the dungeon
(28:31):
for a couple of weeks. And when he was painting and
stuff, he hears voices. He hears, He sees and hears
things right when it comes to, you know, ghosts and that kind
of thing. And he said he heard a woman say
to him, I hate red. And he was repainting his
dungeon red. Oh wow, yeah.
(28:53):
So I thought, Oh my God, that's great, isn't that great?
Yeah, I mean, creepy, but great.Creepy but great.
Yeah, yeah. I might have changed the color
at that point. Yeah.
But I guess yeah, the the ghost learned to like it.
Exactly. So woo Hoo.
Anyway, that's our excitement. Are you ready?
(29:16):
Ready. Say goodbye PO.
Let's do it. Thank you for listening.
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