July 7, 2025 • 54 mins
MIA AND THE CREW SIT DOWN FOR A NICE CHAT TO DISCUSS A CROSSDRESSER DANCING IN THE DUNGEON WITH HER OWN THEME SONG AND OF COURSE THEY LOVE TO TALK ABOUT COCK, SO WHY NOT!
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Lil.
Hi guys, that's my coffee. It's definitely empty.
Sounded like a cowbell. It's more cowbell.
I was gonna say shaking your canfor money, girl.
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Good morning. All right, good morning.
All right. We got over in the left corner.
We got no PO position. I have friends.
I have. Friends, are you drinking Poe's
cold brew? Yes, it's delicious.
Falling in love with it. I was gonna say you said it
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tasted like chocolate milk. This one tastes like.
Chocolate milk, yeah. Fuck yes.
What coffee are you using? It's a brand called Mustache,
and that one was. Am I gonna get a mustache?
You already have one, what are you talking about?
Oh my. God, sorry, I just wanna make
sure the color works. It works.
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It works. Oh.
So it's now a tradition that PO is wearing his shot collar
around his neck and Madame Liv is clicking it multiple times to
make sure that it works. Well, you just said I had a
mustache. Take it back.
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Take it back. It's.
It's Peach fuzz. Just say it's Peach fuzz and you
don't see it, she said. That there's nothing on.
My lip, it's yes, it's just. You have a beautiful face, thank
you. That beautiful face just
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snorted. Don't you love it?
Oh, I thought that was him. No, that was she was a snorting.
Joker laugh, not a snort. Now I will tell you that we're
going to talk about some interesting sessions that you
had this week. But Tom wrote us an e-mail.
Tom is over on the Gulf Coast. He's a guitarist, he's a singer,
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he writes to some music. He's super cool.
He was a gentleman that when he came to me about 7 or 8 years
ago, he liked to get wrapped up in latex or leather.
And when he told me when he was a kid, he said he was like 8-9
years old. But his sister and all of her
friends would come in and they would surround him and they
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would all be wearing these leather jackets.
And they'd basically, like, huddle together and suffocate
him and tease and taunt him, youknow, the little baby brother.
And so ever since, he just lovesto be wrapped up in some type
of, you know, material. It's plastic, but he loves the
smell of leather. It gets him hot.
And I'm like, oh, look at that. Had crushes on his sister's
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friends. Like you do, right?
Always. All my brother's friends growing
up, they were all fucking hot. I'm.
Crazy, I actually dated a coupleof them.
See. My brother beat him with a bat.
Well, the first one. Damn.
He was he was one that literallyhe was in a tree.
This was before he started dating and he peed on my brother
from up in the tree. OK, and then he started dating
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me. He found out he kissed me.
Oh, he took that boy in the my little sister.
OK well I forgot to date any of my brothers friends but one
actually came to the party. He was not an attractive friend.
Yeah, he was a little ginger. Yeah, they called him Booger.
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And. He's not ginger.
No more. No, that's why I didn't
recognize him. Now he's fat and white hair.
He's not unattractive though. I see.
I didn't really get to see. Him.
He wasn't unattractive. Now, he had some weight on him
for sure, but he wasn't ugly at all, OK?
Why did they call him Booger? Because he was just little
booger, you know, he's tiny little guy.
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See, I didn't know, OK, All of my brother's friends, they all
have weird fucking names that got Eagle, Eagle Freak, Booger,
Big Mike, Little Mike. They have all weird fucking
names. And I don't even know what they
call my brother. I was like Big Joe, what the
fuck do they call him? I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
Doughy Joey, they called him that.
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He was chunky. Yes, yes.
So Tom Rodos and he says I was laughing out loud at a recent
episode as usual and I almost lost it when Liv mentioned the
song We Are One and sang it. But of course she was referring
to Disney's Lion King song but it almost sounded like she was
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starting to sing my song. Wishful thinking but I listened
to The Lion King, We're 1 and I can honestly say my song is
much. Cashier live here.
Here's my We're one below PSI Have a Lady Gaga story that I
want to share with you sometime.I would love.
That Yeah, so he he sent me the little MP3 via e-mail.
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Cool. Listen to our.
After. Yeah.
OK, what about you said There was an e-mail sent from the guy
from last night. Oh, the guy that's that came in
last night. Let's get back on track here.
He was new and he came in and I kind of gathered he was a little
arrogant, which you notice that.I mean when he wrote me a very
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long list of do's, don'ts, maybes and homework that.
Homework. Homework.
Like, yeah, homework for you. Homework that he would want him,
me to tell him to do, which of course I'm not going to do the
list that he said, You know whatI mean?
But I did make him do homework, but because he's going to come
back sometimes in this week. OK.
But you know, it's just like thelist.
I was like, the expectations that he had for the session was
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just like, I'm talking about hishearing.
It was so tiny. And the list was so long.
So that paper was covered. Yeah.
Yeah, he was a little annoying. I feel like in real life he
probably would be annoying. Yeah, became the Yeah with
lists. Oh yeah.
Very big list. Is it do's?
Don'ts maybe? I mean, I can respect that he
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was trying to. Be.
Very clear and thorough in the negotiation phase.
But this was the for the first session.
He had it on there for this session, so.
Just the SO. The next session will be a whole
new list. Yeah, no.
Well, anyhoo, this e-mail that he sent me and I was flipping
through my pictures. I saw that because yeah, because
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I screenshot. OK, I saw me.
Yeah, I've. Got a lot of pictures of you on
here. So anyway, he wrote me the guy
who came in last night and he said Miss Mia, I'll be coming
into Pensacola tomorrow evening and available for a week to
visit your lovely dungeon. If it all works out, I should be
able to meet for two to three appointments and meet some of
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your fellow Doms. I can schedule 3 visits, he
said. A little bit about me, a male in
my 30s, and I've experienced going over the lapse of Miss
Elizabeth in Indianapolis and Miss Catherine in Dallas and the
most recent being Miss Catherineabout nine months ago.
But I wouldn't say any would be a reference since I haven't seen
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them recently. My experience have only been in
the domestic discipline realm, which is my favorite, but I'm
looking to test the waters with the BDSM realm and I'm hoping
your dungeon could facilitate. Please let me know your
availability. So a lot of people refer to
domestic discipline using thingslike rulers, hair brushes,
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things around the house, and in a sense they want to have the
feeling that you would be like aparent or a teacher would be my
my frame of reference from past experiences.
So he came in and you and I sat down with him and he had this
handwritten list that only he could read the writing.
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I mean, it's already dark in thedungeon and we're like trying to
read his writing. And Liv's like, what the fuck is
what? I can't read this.
Only ones I could think of like the ones that were like a little
bit bigger than, well, I can seethat.
One, it was tiny. And so then Liv was like, here,
you just read the list and he went on.
He said, you know, he didn't want marks.
He didn't think that she would be heavy-handed because it was.
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And we get that a lot. They didn't think that we would
be heavy-handed the first session.
It would basically be a get to know you type deal.
Yeah, but see, I don't do that. I give you a session and if you
like it, you come back. And that's why you have safe.
Words. Yeah.
I mean, when I do it, I don't really leave marks.
I mean, they might have like redness or a little bruise
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afterwards, but like for my first sessions, you're not
really left crying or. Yeah, that's like your fourth
session. No, I mean, I'm saying like I
don't. No, I don't hold myself back
either, right? I just don't go hard.
Yeah, yeah. You don't know how much they can
take either. Yeah, you gotta go.
Yeah, start a little bit soft and then work your way.
But he could handle a lot. Like I'm sure he could be.
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Maybe not a pain slut, but he could handle a.
Lot and you've experienced firstthing first hand, first handed,
a lot of the implements she's used and a lot of them sound
very buddy or strong or kind of piercing.
And you know, the other day we when you had that guy eat his
pubic hair, like there was one point where you used, I don't
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know if it's Dragon's tail or something, but he used it,
crossed his leg. And I'm like, oh, that leave a
mark. But he's like, he told us, hey,
you can leave marks basically between my waist and my upper
thigh, right? So my shorts could cover it.
Okay. And so I'm like, you told us we
could leave that spot. And he's like, well, yeah, I
guess I did. I'm like, no, you don't guess
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you did, but there were certain things that you did use and you,
you like you said you were selective in what you did.
We didn't really leave Marks andwhat you used, but So what did
you use on this guy yesterday? This guy, he didn't really want
a lot of pain. So I was just kind of working
like he didn't want the electricity.
He didn't. So I basically did a little bit
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of CBT with like an erotic like the the Wartenberg wheel.
I used that to kind of like showthat you can have a pain that
isn't pain, you know, like an erotic pain.
And I think that maybe that helps him open his eyes a little
bit and he's like, don't go nearmy nipples.
I hate the nipples. So I'm going to smack the
nipples. You know, like it's not a red
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per SE because I'm not messing with your nipples, but I've
smacked his nipples a lot. So the slapper my my implement
that I just got that is a, is a like a, what is that thing
called? It's like a paddle that knocks
dents out of cars, whatever thatis called.
I have that now. I'm not an auto body so you
might have to ask. What that is?
It's. A rubber paddle.
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It's a rubber paddle in it. It's pretty good.
I hit him with that a couple times, but it.
Was mainly show that to me, I haven't seen it.
Okay, yeah, I'll show it to you and I'll show you what it does.
Sounds like. A deal, but I feel like it was
more of just sensory play at first.
Then it moved into a little bit more hardcore, and then I did a
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little bit more of butt stuff. He couldn't handle a lot of butt
stuff. So I was like, you're gonna go
to the store. This was the homework I left
him. You're gonna go to the near sex
shop and you're gonna find the butt plug and carry it in your
ass whenever you come back. And so hopefully he listens.
And I told him he needs to get aBrazilian wax because he's hairy
as fuck. Yeah, he was.
You said something about an implement at the very beginning.
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Oh, no, it was about his nipples.
Yeah, he was very insistent. I don't touch my nipples.
I don't like painting on my nipples.
I was thinking I bet he was picked on in school or picked on
with a sibling and he got titty just.
Titty twisters. Did you get that?
Feeling I felt like he was very insecure with something about.
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It very much so, I think. He was bullied.
I mean, nipples are nipples. They have a lot of sensories
that are connected to the genitals, which is why women
when their nipples get sucked, they get turned on because it's
literally connected in some way.Like like the feet is connected.
It's almost like oral, the same thing.
The righteous sounds for sure. Yeah.
So it's like, yeah, something had to happen because you can
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do. That easy.
He got that titty twister, I cantell.
Yeah, that's a That is a weird body part.
Next time he comes in, he's not going to put any boundaries on
me and I would just read his body.
You're going to let me do what Iwant to do with your body.
You're not going to put no lineson me.
And we'll work from there. I can't wait till the pain slit
comes in and I can actually use all that stuff I have.
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I still love when you're like a car salesman.
Why? Why do I need to sit at home?
Car salesman don't sit at home. I'm here.
Like car salesman, I sit in here, I'm hanging out, I'm
hanging out with her salesman. When you get, we're doing it,
OK. Yeah.
How can I help? You what can I sell you in
today? You know, we were just.
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Talking about car salesman. I missed it.
You said that all car salesman cheat so I don't know why I
brought that up. I think it's just cause the
first name popped in my hilarious.
Well, you know, I feel like we're car salesman.
We're just sitting here, we're hanging out.
I mean, car salesman don't sit at home.
We're sitting here at the dealership.
We're waiting. And then when a customer comes
up, we're like, hey, game on. Let's see what kind of what kind
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of car can I get you into? Well go to fetish can I get?
You get to get network connections.
I like. It.
Great fucking analogy. I'm like, yeah, we're sleazy car
sales and yeah, give me my coffee.
We can call you Dave and I'll beDick, you know?
Richard. Richard.
Yeah. And I just call you Dick on the
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side. That's great.
Isn't that fucking hilarious? That is hilarious.
My sister, Oh my God, the peopleshe would choose to date, we're
going to have to get into. Well, let's do a dating episode
after this. I got great stories.
So what did you do to this guy? You put him on the cross.
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I put him on the cross. No, no, no.
I put him in the on the chain atfirst where he was chained.
Thing you do that. I did a little censored play,
showed him that there could be pain involved with pleasure.
And then I put him on the cross,tried to do a tease and denial
because I wanted him to feel a different kind of torture.
But he was so in his head he couldn't.
So I was like, you're useless tome.
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Go lay down on the on the the pony.
And then I did a little anal stuff, which he couldn't handle
much. So he was almost disappointed in
himself with that because I think that's what he wanted, but
it wasn't working. So I made him clean the dungeon.
I made him, I feel like there was just kind of like a
beginning session. It wasn't really much to it,
like nothing too exciting, like eating pubes or something.
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He was so methodical on they wanted, you know, so I, I felt
like I kind of stay in these lines, which I hated.
I hate having boundaries like that.
So I told him I was like, next time I'm like, as I'm like
whipping him while he's on the pony.
I was like, next time you're going to give me full control
over your body. And I was like more of doing
word play with them. The whole like, I think it's
like 1015 minutes of just word play and then cleaned up the
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dungeon. And then we sat there and talked
about how the session went. You know, what I found amusing
is when I came in and at the endof the session and you were
going over the last of the list like he's looking at it.
And he says, well, do you want the list?
And you immediately said, no, I want a new one next time.
Yeah. And I want to be able to
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actually see it. Well, I don't really want a
list. I would just want him to look at
his own list and know that it's changed.
You know, like it's not like this and you expected something
different and now you got it. Now things are different that
you want on your list. You said what's your homework?
And then he started. Reading off of his list yeah
this is not not your homework what I told you to do and then
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he started saying it so the getting a butt plug from the
butt from the butt store from. The butt store butt plug.
From the butt and he better get the biggest 1 he can handle and
he better not jip on that, you know what I mean?
And then get a Brazilian wax so I don't have to go through the
wilderness to find anything. Yeah.
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It wasn't too bad but he had like a weird patch on his chest
that was non hairy. It was very odd because it was
like, it looked like a little bridge going from one nipple to
the other and there's like this little hole of no hair.
It was very strange, whole body like.
A una nipple eyebrow. Yeah, yes.
And then his whole titties were covered and his whole belly was
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covered, but right in the nervous chest, no hair.
So I said just shave it all off so I don't have to do it or wax
it all off. I don't want to touch prickly
belly. That's not fun for me.
You either be hairy but like groomed or you be naked like
mole rat naked, right? I don't know.
I think when we did that sessiontoo, weeks ago in the yard and
Poe whipped out the. Blower.
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It cuts all over from that. I saw it too and I was like ohh
I have balls. Axe gonna be hurting tomorrow.
Yeah, I was kind of hoping for that.
Yeah. You should have sprued some
alcohol on it. It was on it we did.
Did you? We did.
During the session, yeah. OK.
During the session. OK, Yeah.
Once. Once you blew all that stuff off
with. The blower no.
No, no, this that was out because you left him in there
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with me and then I come upstairs, told you I needed
help, you come back down and youtortured him a little.
Bit yeah, because he was trying to proposition Lib.
I said what the fuck is wrong with you?
You're disgusting. Yeah, why would she want
anything to do with you? I said.
You're your wife's problem. I said, you know, that's.
The one that said that's enough?Yes.
Yeah, OK. He.
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Was pissed because I kept bringing up his wife and I said
look, I said look, the only thing you have going for you is
your girth. I said outside of that, you're
fat, you're gross, you you can'tshave your body hair, you're not
put together well. And yeah, I mean, you honestly
expect your wife to look at this?
I said he's like, OK, that's enough.
But he obviously wanted you to use it against him or he would
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not have even I told you it. Thank you.
There's stuff that I won't tell y'all because I don't want you
to use it against. Thank you.
And you know, it's like outside,I've never in my Life, OK, have
ever seen a person a hairier asscrack.
Yeah, it was gross when he wear a hermit crab or something was
in there. That wasn't just a hermit crab
that. Was.
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It was like a bird had built a nest in between.
Yeah, it was like, I'm pretty sure I heard tweet, tweet,
tweet, tweet. Tweet.
When he when he spread that shit, it went you.
Know we. All like the permed hair locked
out. It was gross.
Yeah, it was gross. He was unimpressive now, so jump
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into that session. Then we had another session.
He come in with a head and shoulders and wanted to shower
in the water hose. Oh yeah.
Little bottle, so let's let's give.
Some context. So I think I started seeing him
in like 2017. Oh, OK, long time ago, OK, over
at my other place and I don't think he remembers me.
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It's it's really weird. He doesn't Remember Me.
But anyway, I don't even bring it up to him.
I think the really the drugs have gotten to his head over
after all the the years of drug use.
Anyway, so I told him, I told Liv I was like, you know, he's a
nice guy, but you just have to kind of go at his pace because
he's all over the place. He's erratic, he talks fast.
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He's kind of like the guy on thephone the other day.
Ultimately it made me nervous. Yeah, I told Liv I'm like, trust
me, he's high strung, he's crazyand he's probably on crack or
meth. I said.
But ultimately he just wants to be pegged.
He's going to bring his own toy,blah, blah, blah.
And so it was funny to. Because Abby did a session with
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him, which I told you all about this.
I haven't said on the podcast, but we had these old vintage
wrought iron chairs and he was mad because we couldn't find
batteries for his strap on dildothe last time he was here.
And so Abby's like, well, look, I'll just get a dildo from the
dungeon. You can put it in your ass and
then you can sit in my lap and Ican I can Rock You up and down
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like we can play little horsey ride.
And so she was like, yeah, ride to pony, ride to town, the
horsey song. And ultimately he was jacking
his Dick and he fucking came with her bouncing him up and
down on her lap, which was hilarious.
And I was watching from the window.
I mean I. Wanted to watch from the window
I was. Trying.
Yes. Well, whenever he gets there,
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he's like, I was like, did you bring your own toys?
Because I assume because you said something about his own.
Yeah. He was like, well, I don't know
if we should use it because it'sbusted.
I'm like, what? What is busted?
I mean, I'm thinking like, gross.
Like I was like, God damn busted, you know, like there's
somebody that crazy here, you know, he was just busted.
That's what I was thinking. I'm like, I'm like, all right,
well, show me this busted toy. He comes over to me and he said,
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well, you know, I tried drillinga hole in it to like put a
vibrator inside of it and it literally was fucking busted.
Like he drilled a big ass hole into it and it was busted
outside. I was like, if I put this in
your ass, it's going to break off and it's going to get lost
in your ass. There's no way I'm going to use
that. I was like, go throw it away.
He was. OK.
Good on you for for being safe, not getting things lost up
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people's ass. We went back, we have one guy
and he's total crackhead when hecomes in and he brought in a
brand new dildo that shoots the fake semen.
OK, I've seen those. And, and the one girl that was
here one night with him, she waslike, I wasn't going to leave
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here. I'm sure you all don't want it.
I'm like, yeah, we do. Go ahead, bring it.
Because there's some guy that's going to come in and be like, I
want to suck a Dick. And I'll be like, Oh yeah, here
you go, That com, you know, it'dbe fun.
We could put like plain yogurt in.
It I was supposed to say, what do you what?
What do you plain? In there.
And they actually have a liquid fake semen.
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Yeah, that you combine with it I.
Never semen taste. Honestly, I had the same thought
in my head, but I I I was too much of A manly man that to to
say. Have you ever tasted semen?
OK, semen tastes like. Yes, I have apparently.
Tasted like. Yes, I have.
Is it yours or did others? I don't know if he tasted other
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semen before. He's not bisexual.
I don't know what you had did inyour past life.
Doesn't mean you don't be crying.
You did it to me. What are you talking about?
What? Do I do to?
You you like. I made you eat your calm.
You. Yeah, you like that was
dribbling or something and you like nothing and you.
Stuck it in, Not calm. That's pretty calm.
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That that's calm though they still have the word calm in it.
It's that's. Not like.
It's got no flavor. It's.
It just tastes flavor to me. It's just luby.
But it's not. It doesn't.
It's tasteless. Well, yeah.
Calm has the flavor. OK, come tasting.
No, I have not. OK, come taste like bleach and
baking soda. Damn, what?
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The fuck you believe that is nottrue guys?
Bleach and baking soda. Or ammonia smelling.
When have you ever tasted bleach?
And baking soda. I'm just saying.
That's where I was going with this.
Like, how do you know? That's why people say this
tastes like shit. I'm like, why do you eat shit?
Like listen. You, I'm telling you guys I'm,
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I'm just telling you my past history.
Uh huh. There's guys that just dry heave
fucking semen because they don'tdrink enough water.
Yeah, the ones that drink water don't drink water is it's.
Horrible. Nasty.
But you know, it tastes like like bleach, like ammonia.
It tastes like something gross. Yeah.
I could say it's a strawberry taste and something.
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I could drink vinegar. I can't do fucking semen that
tastes disgusting. Yeah, No, I can't.
And you know it has like a. Bleach all of them.
Do them. No, but a lot of them do.
A lot of them. All of them.
Yeah, a lot. Like I had a hot Asian for
years. There's a lot of dudes and they
have yucky tasting semen. Yucky.
But bleach. I don't know about bleach.
I guess I don't know what bleachtastes like, but I don't know.
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Some of them are so bad that youreally don't want it in your
mouth at all. Like there's somewhere you lose
in your mouth. You know how it's chalky?
It has that. You know, sometimes they tell
when they come and it's like a feeling in the back of your
throat. Yes, yes.
I hate that because it's chalky.Yeah, I don't like that feeling.
It's gross and they need to drink more fluids.
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Yes, let me tell you. Oh my God, I was with this guy
so long ago and it was chunks. It came out and it wasn't a
fucking stream. It was chunks.
And I'm like, I refuse. Yeah, there's no fucking way
that's so. Gross put it on his forehead.
Dudes, drink your fucking water.That's the point.
Drink your water. Stop with the fucking soda.
Drink your fucking water, OK? I'm sorry, my boyfriend's taste
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amazing. So.
Oh, that's nice. That's really good.
Now I won't swallow it. I hate the the feeling of the
loogie. I don't like that.
Do you like? Yoga.
I'll keep going like it doesn't matter.
It'll be squirting up sides of my mouth.
It doesn't matter. So do you like yogurt?
Sometimes? I'm just trying to figure out is
it the consistency thing? EW, is your yogurt What are you
trying to get at? Well, a lot of people have told
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me it's like a yogurt consistency when it it's.
Something. Yogurt.
It's like a loogie. OK, I've never experienced it,
so I'm going to take your. Work to look at it though and
kind of tell. Looks like a loogie.
Yes, literally. Hot, Dewey.
Yeah. All right.
We discussed both of your sessions and let's talk about
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your new toys and your birthday presents.
Yeah. Silver Fox got me.
It's the electricity thing that when you, you're like the
conductor, I forgot what it's called, but you, you can touch
the skin of our victims. That's what I tried to call
them. And they feel the electricity
through your fingertips and it'sso cool.
But I've been asking for it for so long and he found it.
We've been looking for it. I only know where he found it
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at, but I know that thing was and I'm so very grateful that he
found it. I was so excited when I opened
up. That's.
Awesome. Yes, and then PO got me Mr.
Kool-aid Pillow, a small one. Looks like a little Kool-aid
packet, like I had a baby. So that was fucking hilarious.
And then you, I don't think it was a birthday present per SE,
but the whip. And then you got me a vibrator.
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Yeah, I use that vibrator a lot.I bet you do It's awesome.
I was sleeping with it on accident and he was, he came up
to me for mine. He's like, are you singing
karaoke? And I was.
Like I woke up and I was like. So my vagina is doing karaoke.
It was singing a sweet singing. In the rain, Singing in the
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rain. That is awesome.
That is awesome. So.
And you got me that whip that I whipped him with and he was
sweaty and I barely like I barely lightly hit him just to
kind of see and it like broke his skin on his on.
His shoulder. Oh goodness, I think I was a.
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Little bit sunburned too, and that was definitely.
Well. I'm just saying as far as the
intensity of the of it hurting. It hurt you.
I'm saying your skin reacted. Now you're reacting is different
than your skin reacting, right? But yeah, I'm excited to use it.
Like I haven't been able to actually use it yet.
I wait until your butt heals from the party.
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Yeah, that's that was that was an intense one.
It's yeah, this may be a 2 weaker.
Yeah, 2 weaker. For sure.
All right. So with all of this that's
happened, we we need to talk about expectations, do we not?
Expectations of what? Well, you put on there a long
list of expectations. Long list of expectations is
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that guy that literally had thatlist of expectations.
That's not referring. To these are these are our key
points on the board that she's referring to and I put long list
of expectations referring to thesession where he literally gave
us a list of his expectations ofthe do's don'ts maybes,
homework, but literally he played out his session on on
this piece of paper. I didn't go by it at all.
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See, my favorite sessions are the ones where I don't know
anything that's going to happen.Yeah, you don't want to know.
I like the surprise factor. Not just the surprise, but
trusting. Yeah, and the surprise.
And that that, yes. Yes, I can be surprised by you
and not be scared. Be like like anticipation and
being excited. Yeah, no, definitely is a like a
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yeah. Once you trust that person,
Yeah, that's. But yeah, that's.
I put needles through the head of your Dick, so I hope you
still trust me. I still trust you.
Yeah, how painful was that? The one on the right side, not
as much the one on the left side.
Yeah, well, you like the mushroom head of a Dick.
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I did it through like the side of the mushroom, but the other
side was more connected to his Dick and less mushroom shaped.
So I went through like more skintissue versus the head of his
Dick. So I didn't go through
horizontal, I went vertical through it.
And the second one definitely nicked him pretty good.
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And he was like. Yeah, I think I jumped on that
one. Yeah, that's and then it went in
a little crooked. But it jumped, yeah.
It still didn't affect anything.I've literally seen things that
it was all the way through. So I know what the body is OK
with. It's just the fact that what are
you OK with, right But. Yeah, well, this is the first
time, so I wasn't exactly sure what the sensation was gonna be.
I know we were going. I told you where to go until.
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Yeah, no. And.
I feel like we did great. Yeah, like I said, I think we
got 5-6. 7. So I was thinking 7 total.
I do it again just to you know. Yeah, I think we can do it
again. I feel like I can.
We can play with it more. How do you like the sounding
rods? The.
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Male sounding. Rods, the male sounding rods, I
like those better than the female ones, yes, because it's
just the, the tip of it that is wide.
So it's not there's something about the the continuation of it
being wide on the female ones that is not as conducive to to
the body. But I do like the the the male
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ones as far as how they, you know, feel.
It's like a bulb. Exactly.
Yeah, exactly. And it's a little bit longer, so
it's not going to get lost in there.
You've only done that once. Well, I tell you, we're solar.
Fox, shout out to you for takingit.
Like a champ. That's it.
Well, you know what I've done too when I've used the sounding
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rods and you all can try this again.
Is that if she puts it in your penis?
Get your penis erect and masturbate at the same time and
then you can actually put a vibrator.
Well, I've done that with them, with the female ones.
I think we're just gonna try. He wants me to do the
electricity. Yeah, you can do that different.
Yes, very, very, very, very low voltage at first, but you know,
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absolutely, I think I. Think we'll try it out, OK.
Thank you. And I think at one point you had
told me the whole point of doingsessions because we were talking
about just other people in the lifestyle.
The whole point of going to sessions is taking that next
step each time, and that's what we try to do.
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I feel like no matter what, if Ido a session with you, I will
try that same thing that we tried on the next person.
And usually it's almost like listening to a song.
You get into a song, you listen a couple times more than you
should, then you go to the next song.
You're like, I'm gonna utilize this song.
I feel like I do that with them.I learn my songs first, yeah,
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and then I use it on the next one.
Although I have not done the pubes on you, I've not treated
you like that because you don't want to be treated like that.
Well, yeah, I don't. I shave my pubes.
I'm not saying I'm not saying the pubes itself.
I'm. Just saying the treatment that.
That that particular man got. I don't give that to you because
you don't really ask for that. And honestly, I don't think I
could because I feel like I havelike a sense of like motherly
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because you're like my little, but it makes it harder to treat
you like that. It's almost like I'm abusing my
child. I can see that but.
I also abuse my child wiki face.She's joking.
I'm choking choking choking. No chicken.
Yeah. See, I find that interesting
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because it's like with Poe Silver Fox, people that we've
talked about in general that keep coming back to see you.
It's like you always want to take up that next step.
You want to advance, you want togo further.
But I always find that people that I regularly see, they want
the same thing. That sounds boring.
It's it's, that's like stinky thing.
It was getting boring for me, even though I was, you know, but
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I was getting so like bored and I was stiff and I would get
tired. It's three hours.
I was like, I don't like that toshake things up on my own.
Not for you necessarily, but forme as well, like.
No, yeah, I've definitely seen you on days where you have, you
know, got something a little different where.
No, I'm just saying you've done a little something different
than you've done before and like.
Oh, OK. And.
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Sometimes I go back to the original.
Sometimes we go back there, but sometimes that's how my mindset
is too, is I'm like, OK, we've done this, this, this.
I just I just want to go back toa.
Normal. Basically the first second
session of going, you know, and just no.
Surprises. Let's.
Enjoy. Exactly.
Well, I was going to say, and itworks.
It works for people. You know, if it works for you,
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that's that's perfect. That's great.
I just think that somebody like Justin, for example, he likes
the puppy play. We haven't gotten that.
We haven't done it yet. He's done it with Liz.
The thing fits on his fathead though.
Yeah, probably not. And you know his knees are bad,
and that's why I've kept reiterating.
Lose weight and that fit him a little better but OK he got big
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head. But you know, that's what he
likes, puppy play, Sissy play, you know, it's the same types of
genres each time. And then it's like this other
slave that I have. It's, you know, the Sissy maid,
It's the degradation. You know, it's, it's like the
same. Do you feel like you get a lot
of sissies that you're kind of like drawn you're both drawn to?
Each other. I do, yeah.
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Yeah. It's interesting because you you
just get drawn to certain people.
And why do you like that? PO and Slur Fox are actually
very similar. Not really, but like the dynamic
that I have with him are kind ofsimilar.
I was like, I feel like I'm drawn to whatever that is as a
Dom. No, I can see that.
I don't know what it is at silver fox, I don't know but
y'all 2 are y'all both like wantthe same things from me.
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I could. I could see that.
Yeah, it's interesting. It's interesting.
Yeah. Yeah.
Sissies and people that are in extreme bondage, you know,
people, I always get people likebreath play, you know, that kind
of thing. So, hey, whatever suits them,
you know, I'm all for and I'm fine.
Honestly, with the monotony of things.
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I, I totally am. It's like I have my one favorite
and he comes in and we do the back bed and, you know, I, I
like it. Yeah, which is good.
Yeah, it works for y'alls dynamics.
Yeah. It's good that he has that.
Yeah, he comes in about once a month.
He travels, and so he comes in about once a month, and he's
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just adorable and he likes teaseand denial.
And I'll do things to him in theback bed.
And I think one time he requested somebody just to the
two of us that we could double team them.
But then after that, he's like, yeah, I think we'll just go back
to what we always do, you know. So I always try to switch
something up, you know, whether I use a different toy on them or
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kind of a different feeling, youknow, with the nails or, you
know, sometimes I'll get. When he was a little smaller, I
told him, like, you don't lose some weight, man.
But I was like, like I was rubbing his back under the back
bed and he loved that. It's like so much of the time,
like nearly every time he gets in the back bed, he gets to the
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point where he falls asleep. Actually, I can do that too.
Yeah, I get to a point like that.
So he'll be in the back bed for.He'll be scared if I woke up.
Well, you know, it's funny. He's so used to it and he likes
it so much that after he's in the back bed for two or three
hours, I'll let him go to sleep and I'll know he's asleep.
I'm sitting there, I'm watching him the entire time.
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Then I'll go over there and I'llstart like playing with him and
then he'll be like, oh, he'll wake up.
Real quick, then, he does. And he's like, and he said he's
like freaked out for a second and then he realizes where he's
at, but then he's pouring in sweat and he's like so fucking
sweaty. And but you know, that's part of
it. I'm like, well, you're welcome
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because you know, you just lost 5 lbs.
We're we're detoxing your body there a little fat boy it.
Does get it does get a little toasty in there?
Right. But you know, he's, he's a cool
guy. He's he's, he's really laid back
with everything. And yeah, it's fun.
Yeah, it's sexy that latex is sexy.
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No matter how you cut it. It's sexy, man.
Yeah, I like that, but it's not about the Latex, it's about the
covering. Yeah, it is, It is, it's the
whole look. It is.
And then it'll look. And then I, I order that, that
shine lubricant and you can pourthat shine on it and you just
rub it on the person. Yeah, yeah, it, it solidifies
and just has to be washed again.But yeah, it's messy.
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But it's a fun, fun tool. I'd like to show y'all some
pictures of something me and my ex-husband did.
We would we would turn our children's coloring books.
We're really good at drawing, sowe were able to turn our
children's coloring books into something very perverted, and I
kept those papers. Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, I would love to see that. Yes, I laminated that.
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Yeah, did I ever tell you that story?
Had this guy and his name was Naste Nasty.
He came into the dungeon years ago.
He actually did ballroom dancingas a hobby so he was very
athletic and he came in he was dressed up as like a just a
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cheap St. whore OK. It was very provocative in how
he was dressed. He had, God bless him, jacked up
teeth, like bad teeth, but he had just bright red lipstick,
heavy makeup, the wig, the works.
Anyway, in my old dungeon, it was very intimidating for a lot
of people because I put a black curtain all the way across the
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garage door and I didn't have anexterior garage door like a
typical standard door, but I hadto open the door and I would
open up manually versus an electric.
I just disconnected the electric.
I wanted to be intimidating, so I just opened the garage door
and people would be taken aback by it.
And he was just like, oh God. And so it was very female.
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Like he was very, very feminine.And so he walked in and he just
raised up his leg and started like almost kicking like a can
can dancer. And then he like spun around.
He's doing spins, he's doing splits.
I mean, he's doing all these crazy moves.
And he danced for about 2-3 minutes.
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And I was like. And he brought in his phone.
So he's carrying his music. I mean, came in with the fucking
theme song. I feel like I could handle
somebody like that. It was great it.
Was great, I love that. He was a.
What a first reaction? You know, a first introduction
like. I mean, I would love that.
I was like. This is here.
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I get in my head. This.
It was it was like 11:00 in the morning and I'm walking into
this, you know, first session ofthe day.
Oh, this is fun. This is going to be great.
And my eyes are like, whoa, likewhat the fuck did I just walk
into? But then the grand finale is he
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literally did a full on split legs out like whoa, all the way
to the ground. Dick hit the floor.
I was like, God damn, what the fuck?
And he's got this little ballet skirt on and stockings.
I love this, right? Oh, it gets better.
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It gets better. And then he's like, Mistress, I
have a surprise. For you what's?
The surprise? I was like, OK.
I don't want it, yeah. Do I need to sign paperwork?
For. This.
Nastate went and hiked his leg up on on a chair with the first.
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Second or third leg? Because when you were talking
about the split I automatically was like oh but he couldn't go
down the last 6 inches like. Oh no, baby, he went all the way
down. Like I said, he did ballroom
dancing and he was very flexible.
Very. Anyway, he hiked his leg up on a
chair in the dungeon and next thing I know he's reaching under
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his skirt like a like a circus trick.
Circus Olay. Like what?
What's getting ready to happen here?
And I feel I'm like like reaching up in there and I was
like, what is he doing? And all of a sudden he pulls out
this I hear it like suction, okay.
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And he pulls it out and it's it's a good 2 1/2 feet long.
And I'm like, what the fuck is that?
Is wrapped in plastic wrap. And what I thought was a condom.
I don't think it kind of could fit around it, but it was
plastic wrap. And so then it gets down to
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where he's like, well, let me show you what this says.
And he's unwrapping it, unwrapping it.
And I see Lube going to fly in and then he gets rid of all the
plastic and then it's tube socksand he's pulling the tube socks
like he's a fucking clown in thecircus off.
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Whatever, I don't want to see that magic trick.
Trust me. I didn't want to at the time,
but I couldn't look. Away.
Worst Criss Angel skit I've everseen in my life, that's all I'm
saying. The way of his introduction.
I know he. Had that thing in his ass and
he's doing a split how he hold it in.
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There, I cannot make this shit up.
So as he's doing this, he's unveiling more and more tube
socks. OK, Then I finally see some
condoms and it gets smaller, It's getting smaller, getting
smaller, and then tada, it's a mad light.
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What's a mag light? Mag light is a long ass
flashlight. Oh my God.
And typically like Wrecker. Drivers.
Cops. OK, I don't.
You're talking about that. Yeah, the black.
The Big Black. Yes, they carry those and that
is. What you were?
Storing. Yeah, Nasty was storing it up,
her little asshole. That's not a little asshole.
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That is not a little asshole. It was a gigantic arm in her
buddy. In her buddy hole.
Hot dog in the hallway? Yeah.
I did hear the section though, because I'm, you know, I was
like, oh, OK, it was looped up nicely, but yeah.
Wow. That was my strangest
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introduction to a Sissy emperor I.
Would love. Them that's so funny.
Ever. That's not even my scene, but I
think I'd like to see it. Yeah.
Yeah, I believe just probably wouldn't be as good as the
story. No, it it was pretty impressive.
I mean his own theme song and everything else.
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It was great. It was great.
And you know, and I thought one of my first interactions with
the Sissy, I think it was my first one officially, was when I
went out on a date with this guyand I thought, oh, he might be a
potential client. And I was 18 at the time going
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into college. I was doing this and I met him
and he happened to be the manager of a major department
store and he was dressed in thisbeautiful suit and he's sexy.
And he gets out of his little Porsche and he gets into my car
and he's like, do you know what I have under my outfit,
mistress? And I'm like boxers and AT
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shirt, it starts to unbutton it.And it was all one big red
negligee bodysuit with matching red stockings.
Adorable. Yeah.
But at the time I was kind of like, yeah, no, it was very new
to me. And I was very inexperienced at
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18 with sissies, but you know, now I love them and they're fun.
Yeah. Depending.
Depending on what? The Sissy that comes in.
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, there's one Sissy I cannot fucking.
Stand just the one that isn't it.
The one that literally chose to tell me that he was no longer a
Sissy when it was my session. You left me in there and he was
like, I don't want to be a Sissy.
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Oh that fuck Yeah, that fuck. I forgot about that little fuck.
I tried to forget about him. Yeah no, I have a worse 1.
He has a lot of sissies. It is like the Sissy joke that
they they all have massive Dicks.
Okay, It's so disappointing. Yeah, because so many of these
Sissy guys, they all have massive Dick.
Not you, Justin. Say in that case, I wish I was.
Sissy. Change my.
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It'll probably grow. It'll grow more though.
I'm telling you because let me tell you, these sissies, they go
through so much. It's got a good Dick and I'm.
Telling you. I mean, it's not massive.
No, but it's fucking nice. It's a nice Dick.
Let me tell you that. The biggest fucking schlong I
have seen on a fucking Sissy is this guy.
And it's a 10 inch fucking Wang and it's big and round and
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gorgeous and gorgeous. It is, but he's fucking ugly.
He's ugly as fuck, you know, he's got terrible skin.
He's just a fucking chain smokerdrinker.
He stinks, he's skinny, he's unattractive, he doesn't work
out. He's in his 50s Gross.
So fucking. What a waste of a big Dick.
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It is a waste of a big Dick. I just told you my story about
the waste of a big Dick with theguy smelling like garbage and
then he's fucking pulling out the elephant Dick.
That was a fucking circus trick anyway.
No, he's. Like, don't you want to touch
it? I'm like, no, get out of my you
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stink. Oh God.
You know, so many people have written me, you know, about
coming to this party and they'relike, what are your
recommendations? I said dress like you want to
get fucked, OK, and smell good. I have to tell people to smell
good. That's so unfortunate.
It is. You know, all the sissies will
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might be like a couple, but they're usually the sissies come
in smelling great. They look great, clean cut.
They take care of themselves pretty well because, you know,
they're sissies. They want to look good.
Yeah. ABDL.
I hope that smells better. Like baby powder.
They. Do little doofus.
He always smells. Just he does smell good.
I swear he is like like his hairis nice and thick baby.
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Boyish. Yeah.
It's like molesting 10 year old.I mean, it's just like, stop it.
You're so fucking. That was my first ABDL session.
And when you stuck your hand in that man's diaper, I was like, I
can't because we just got done like singing lullabies and you
stick your hand in the side where I'm like, I this is
perverted. I can't.
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Now she wants to at the Abdo party play.
Guess the Dick. That's why I'm saying you're
evolving. That was my first.
You're evolving. Sorry.
I had a cough there. You just like your first sister.
You didn't know what's going on exactly.
You know what the fuck was goingon?
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Exactly. Sometimes you got to do.
And then she makes it weird whenshe's like, you know, he could
be your son. I'm like shut the fuck up.
OK, there was a guy named Luke that came in here.
Yeah. He goes by Lucy.
I figured out his name the otherday.
OK, He's the girl baby. He's like a 1-2 year old baby.
He's a girl. He goes by Lucy.
Yeah, you did the. Session.
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I was just like in there for parts of it, right?
We were doing that shit together.
We did. It like you like your your pussy
hole thing you're like. Oh yes, he's not local that's
why I don't remember him becausehe only came in the only.
One that came in is the oppositegender.
Yes, yes, mine. Six months.
I just, yeah. Yeah, I haven't got there yet.
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We. Got a hole in the backyard.
Just saying. Yeah, OK.
All right. It's been fun but I literally
think about him all the time thinking like Oh my God, I feel
like I really do help people because he come here for help.
He in my head, I don't know whathe's doing dealing with in my
head he come for help. He wanted this out of his body
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and we helped him release it. Yeah, it could be.
Here's just how I see it. It's therapy very much no.
Matter how disturbing. That's why we're here.
We're here for the disturbing therapy.
Disturbing therapy. All right?
Disturbed therapy. Anywho.
All right, back to you guessing the day.
End of the day. So so PO, how is your summer
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going? You having a good summer?
I am having a great summer. Good.
And now we just have that party and people still just keep
contacting me. Mia, when you gonna do another?
Party. I'm like, well, it depends on
who's going to come over and help clean up and set up
motherfuckers because PO is wornthe fuck out.
But you know, I'll be there for the next one.
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Yeah, I feel like one people should help next time.
You know, that's a nice thing tosay, but it's just something
that people don't do. Well, some of our babies would
be helping, like Doofus. He would do the coloring books.
That's help. Oh yeah, absolutely, Absolutely.
You're talking about the adult baby party.
That's the next party, ain't it?More than likely just depends as
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far as the time frame goes. There's other people that want
to have two events in August. So it's like, yeah.
So that, yeah, that would really, I think adult baby might
have to be pushed off until likeSeptember because one, it's a
lot to prepare for and the othertwo events we'll have to say
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we'll have to play it by ear. But if there's any volunteers
that want to come forward and actually come and participate
and do things without complaining and want to help set
up that, that would be extremelyhelpful.
And for those who do not realize, we are on loyal fans
now, we put things on Loyal Fansthat we do not do with people in
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the dungeon. It is specifically for people.
Oh, so for those people who don't know unloyal fans, we have
a loyal fans that's listed on our Fetlife account that they
can go on. They can look at pictures and
videos of our kind of like our downtime in the dungeon with
friends. It's nothing that necessarily we
do with people that we don't know, but it's it's a lot of
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fun. We put we put different things
in there that we like to do and they're a little more risque.
I would say it listed on loyal Fans, but we have a Fetlife
account. People can find us out there as
Mistress Mia Ray and Madam underScore Live.
There's also the Barbie, but there's an under score in
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between those words. And there's a little PO.
Somebody wants to reach out to little PO, of course.
And there's Evie Boleyn, all oneword.
And yeah, you know, again, we goback to if people want to give
us a review on Amazon or Apple, that's always helpful.
Anything that will increase our ratings because we we go between
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a 4.5 and a 4.6 on our ratings, so.
That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, 187 countries.
I think it's something to be proud about.
It is. Yeah, that's.
Crazy successful in in my opinion, but.
It's great. You know, we have over, you
know, 33 or to 3600 listeners a day that come to, you know,
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listen to the episodes. And I've delayed the last two
episodes for Friday and Monday. But you know, we came up with
this party and I've had zero time, zero time to post stuff.
So that's what I'll be doing thenext couple days.
But as far as that I know, Liv can sell her shoes and personal
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items if anybody wants them. Some that smell.
I would some that definitely smell.
Yes, I have one pair of shoes that smell real ripe.
My boots I wear every day like. Corn chips fresh out of the
factory. Yeah, a little more putrid, but.
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Yeah, OK, OK. But she is not free to lay.
I see what you did there. You did.
I see what you did there. All right, so until then, live.
This has been the latest episodeof Call.
Me, Mistress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Lil.
Hi guys, that's my coffee. It's definitely empty.
Sounded like a cowbell. It's more cowbell.
I was gonna say shaking your canfor money, girl.
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Good morning. All right, good morning.
All right. We got over in the left corner.
We got no PO position. I have friends.
I have. Friends, are you drinking Poe's
cold brew? Yes, it's delicious.
Falling in love with it. I was gonna say you said it
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tasted like chocolate milk. This one tastes like.
Chocolate milk, yeah. Fuck yes.
What coffee are you using? It's a brand called Mustache,
and that one was. Am I gonna get a mustache?
You already have one, what are you talking about?
Oh my. God, sorry, I just wanna make
sure the color works. It works.
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It works. Oh.
So it's now a tradition that PO is wearing his shot collar
around his neck and Madame Liv is clicking it multiple times to
make sure that it works. Well, you just said I had a
mustache. Take it back.
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Take it back. It's.
It's Peach fuzz. Just say it's Peach fuzz and you
don't see it, she said. That there's nothing on.
My lip, it's yes, it's just. You have a beautiful face, thank
you. That beautiful face just
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snorted. Don't you love it?
Oh, I thought that was him. No, that was she was a snorting.
Joker laugh, not a snort. Now I will tell you that we're
going to talk about some interesting sessions that you
had this week. But Tom wrote us an e-mail.
Tom is over on the Gulf Coast. He's a guitarist, he's a singer,
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he writes to some music. He's super cool.
He was a gentleman that when he came to me about 7 or 8 years
ago, he liked to get wrapped up in latex or leather.
And when he told me when he was a kid, he said he was like 8-9
years old. But his sister and all of her
friends would come in and they would surround him and they
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would all be wearing these leather jackets.
And they'd basically, like, huddle together and suffocate
him and tease and taunt him, youknow, the little baby brother.
And so ever since, he just lovesto be wrapped up in some type
of, you know, material. It's plastic, but he loves the
smell of leather. It gets him hot.
And I'm like, oh, look at that. Had crushes on his sister's
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friends. Like you do, right?
Always. All my brother's friends growing
up, they were all fucking hot. I'm.
Crazy, I actually dated a coupleof them.
See. My brother beat him with a bat.
Well, the first one. Damn.
He was he was one that literallyhe was in a tree.
This was before he started dating and he peed on my brother
from up in the tree. OK, and then he started dating
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me. He found out he kissed me.
Oh, he took that boy in the my little sister.
OK well I forgot to date any of my brothers friends but one
actually came to the party. He was not an attractive friend.
Yeah, he was a little ginger. Yeah, they called him Booger.
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And. He's not ginger.
No more. No, that's why I didn't
recognize him. Now he's fat and white hair.
He's not unattractive though. I see.
I didn't really get to see. Him.
He wasn't unattractive. Now, he had some weight on him
for sure, but he wasn't ugly at all, OK?
Why did they call him Booger? Because he was just little
booger, you know, he's tiny little guy.
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See, I didn't know, OK, All of my brother's friends, they all
have weird fucking names that got Eagle, Eagle Freak, Booger,
Big Mike, Little Mike. They have all weird fucking
names. And I don't even know what they
call my brother. I was like Big Joe, what the
fuck do they call him? I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
Doughy Joey, they called him that.
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He was chunky. Yes, yes.
So Tom Rodos and he says I was laughing out loud at a recent
episode as usual and I almost lost it when Liv mentioned the
song We Are One and sang it. But of course she was referring
to Disney's Lion King song but it almost sounded like she was
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starting to sing my song. Wishful thinking but I listened
to The Lion King, We're 1 and I can honestly say my song is
much. Cashier live here.
Here's my We're one below PSI Have a Lady Gaga story that I
want to share with you sometime.I would love.
That Yeah, so he he sent me the little MP3 via e-mail.
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Cool. Listen to our.
After. Yeah.
OK, what about you said There was an e-mail sent from the guy
from last night. Oh, the guy that's that came in
last night. Let's get back on track here.
He was new and he came in and I kind of gathered he was a little
arrogant, which you notice that.I mean when he wrote me a very
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long list of do's, don'ts, maybes and homework that.
Homework. Homework.
Like, yeah, homework for you. Homework that he would want him,
me to tell him to do, which of course I'm not going to do the
list that he said, You know whatI mean?
But I did make him do homework, but because he's going to come
back sometimes in this week. OK.
But you know, it's just like thelist.
I was like, the expectations that he had for the session was
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just like, I'm talking about hishearing.
It was so tiny. And the list was so long.
So that paper was covered. Yeah.
Yeah, he was a little annoying. I feel like in real life he
probably would be annoying. Yeah, became the Yeah with
lists. Oh yeah.
Very big list. Is it do's?
Don'ts maybe? I mean, I can respect that he
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was trying to. Be.
Very clear and thorough in the negotiation phase.
But this was the for the first session.
He had it on there for this session, so.
Just the SO. The next session will be a whole
new list. Yeah, no.
Well, anyhoo, this e-mail that he sent me and I was flipping
through my pictures. I saw that because yeah, because
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I screenshot. OK, I saw me.
Yeah, I've. Got a lot of pictures of you on
here. So anyway, he wrote me the guy
who came in last night and he said Miss Mia, I'll be coming
into Pensacola tomorrow evening and available for a week to
visit your lovely dungeon. If it all works out, I should be
able to meet for two to three appointments and meet some of
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your fellow Doms. I can schedule 3 visits, he
said. A little bit about me, a male in
my 30s, and I've experienced going over the lapse of Miss
Elizabeth in Indianapolis and Miss Catherine in Dallas and the
most recent being Miss Catherineabout nine months ago.
But I wouldn't say any would be a reference since I haven't seen
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them recently. My experience have only been in
the domestic discipline realm, which is my favorite, but I'm
looking to test the waters with the BDSM realm and I'm hoping
your dungeon could facilitate. Please let me know your
availability. So a lot of people refer to
domestic discipline using thingslike rulers, hair brushes,
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things around the house, and in a sense they want to have the
feeling that you would be like aparent or a teacher would be my
my frame of reference from past experiences.
So he came in and you and I sat down with him and he had this
handwritten list that only he could read the writing.
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I mean, it's already dark in thedungeon and we're like trying to
read his writing. And Liv's like, what the fuck is
what? I can't read this.
Only ones I could think of like the ones that were like a little
bit bigger than, well, I can seethat.
One, it was tiny. And so then Liv was like, here,
you just read the list and he went on.
He said, you know, he didn't want marks.
He didn't think that she would be heavy-handed because it was.
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And we get that a lot. They didn't think that we would
be heavy-handed the first session.
It would basically be a get to know you type deal.
Yeah, but see, I don't do that. I give you a session and if you
like it, you come back. And that's why you have safe.
Words. Yeah.
I mean, when I do it, I don't really leave marks.
I mean, they might have like redness or a little bruise
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afterwards, but like for my first sessions, you're not
really left crying or. Yeah, that's like your fourth
session. No, I mean, I'm saying like I
don't. No, I don't hold myself back
either, right? I just don't go hard.
Yeah, yeah. You don't know how much they can
take either. Yeah, you gotta go.
Yeah, start a little bit soft and then work your way.
But he could handle a lot. Like I'm sure he could be.
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Maybe not a pain slut, but he could handle a.
Lot and you've experienced firstthing first hand, first handed,
a lot of the implements she's used and a lot of them sound
very buddy or strong or kind of piercing.
And you know, the other day we when you had that guy eat his
pubic hair, like there was one point where you used, I don't
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know if it's Dragon's tail or something, but he used it,
crossed his leg. And I'm like, oh, that leave a
mark. But he's like, he told us, hey,
you can leave marks basically between my waist and my upper
thigh, right? So my shorts could cover it.
Okay. And so I'm like, you told us we
could leave that spot. And he's like, well, yeah, I
guess I did. I'm like, no, you don't guess
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you did, but there were certain things that you did use and you,
you like you said you were selective in what you did.
We didn't really leave Marks andwhat you used, but So what did
you use on this guy yesterday? This guy, he didn't really want
a lot of pain. So I was just kind of working
like he didn't want the electricity.
He didn't. So I basically did a little bit
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of CBT with like an erotic like the the Wartenberg wheel.
I used that to kind of like showthat you can have a pain that
isn't pain, you know, like an erotic pain.
And I think that maybe that helps him open his eyes a little
bit and he's like, don't go nearmy nipples.
I hate the nipples. So I'm going to smack the
nipples. You know, like it's not a red
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per SE because I'm not messing with your nipples, but I've
smacked his nipples a lot. So the slapper my my implement
that I just got that is a, is a like a, what is that thing
called? It's like a paddle that knocks
dents out of cars, whatever thatis called.
I have that now. I'm not an auto body so you
might have to ask. What that is?
It's. A rubber paddle.
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It's a rubber paddle in it. It's pretty good.
I hit him with that a couple times, but it.
Was mainly show that to me, I haven't seen it.
Okay, yeah, I'll show it to you and I'll show you what it does.
Sounds like. A deal, but I feel like it was
more of just sensory play at first.
Then it moved into a little bit more hardcore, and then I did a
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little bit more of butt stuff. He couldn't handle a lot of butt
stuff. So I was like, you're gonna go
to the store. This was the homework I left
him. You're gonna go to the near sex
shop and you're gonna find the butt plug and carry it in your
ass whenever you come back. And so hopefully he listens.
And I told him he needs to get aBrazilian wax because he's hairy
as fuck. Yeah, he was.
You said something about an implement at the very beginning.
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Oh, no, it was about his nipples.
Yeah, he was very insistent. I don't touch my nipples.
I don't like painting on my nipples.
I was thinking I bet he was picked on in school or picked on
with a sibling and he got titty just.
Titty twisters. Did you get that?
Feeling I felt like he was very insecure with something about.
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It very much so, I think. He was bullied.
I mean, nipples are nipples. They have a lot of sensories
that are connected to the genitals, which is why women
when their nipples get sucked, they get turned on because it's
literally connected in some way.Like like the feet is connected.
It's almost like oral, the same thing.
The righteous sounds for sure. Yeah.
So it's like, yeah, something had to happen because you can
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do. That easy.
He got that titty twister, I cantell.
Yeah, that's a That is a weird body part.
Next time he comes in, he's not going to put any boundaries on
me and I would just read his body.
You're going to let me do what Iwant to do with your body.
You're not going to put no lineson me.
And we'll work from there. I can't wait till the pain slit
comes in and I can actually use all that stuff I have.
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I still love when you're like a car salesman.
Why? Why do I need to sit at home?
Car salesman don't sit at home. I'm here.
Like car salesman, I sit in here, I'm hanging out, I'm
hanging out with her salesman. When you get, we're doing it,
OK. Yeah.
How can I help? You what can I sell you in
today? You know, we were just.
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Talking about car salesman. I missed it.
You said that all car salesman cheat so I don't know why I
brought that up. I think it's just cause the
first name popped in my hilarious.
Well, you know, I feel like we're car salesman.
We're just sitting here, we're hanging out.
I mean, car salesman don't sit at home.
We're sitting here at the dealership.
We're waiting. And then when a customer comes
up, we're like, hey, game on. Let's see what kind of what kind
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of car can I get you into? Well go to fetish can I get?
You get to get network connections.
I like. It.
Great fucking analogy. I'm like, yeah, we're sleazy car
sales and yeah, give me my coffee.
We can call you Dave and I'll beDick, you know?
Richard. Richard.
Yeah. And I just call you Dick on the
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side. That's great.
Isn't that fucking hilarious? That is hilarious.
My sister, Oh my God, the peopleshe would choose to date, we're
going to have to get into. Well, let's do a dating episode
after this. I got great stories.
So what did you do to this guy? You put him on the cross.
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I put him on the cross. No, no, no.
I put him in the on the chain atfirst where he was chained.
Thing you do that. I did a little censored play,
showed him that there could be pain involved with pleasure.
And then I put him on the cross,tried to do a tease and denial
because I wanted him to feel a different kind of torture.
But he was so in his head he couldn't.
So I was like, you're useless tome.
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Go lay down on the on the the pony.
And then I did a little anal stuff, which he couldn't handle
much. So he was almost disappointed in
himself with that because I think that's what he wanted, but
it wasn't working. So I made him clean the dungeon.
I made him, I feel like there was just kind of like a
beginning session. It wasn't really much to it,
like nothing too exciting, like eating pubes or something.
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He was so methodical on they wanted, you know, so I, I felt
like I kind of stay in these lines, which I hated.
I hate having boundaries like that.
So I told him I was like, next time I'm like, as I'm like
whipping him while he's on the pony.
I was like, next time you're going to give me full control
over your body. And I was like more of doing
word play with them. The whole like, I think it's
like 1015 minutes of just word play and then cleaned up the
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dungeon. And then we sat there and talked
about how the session went. You know, what I found amusing
is when I came in and at the endof the session and you were
going over the last of the list like he's looking at it.
And he says, well, do you want the list?
And you immediately said, no, I want a new one next time.
Yeah. And I want to be able to
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actually see it. Well, I don't really want a
list. I would just want him to look at
his own list and know that it's changed.
You know, like it's not like this and you expected something
different and now you got it. Now things are different that
you want on your list. You said what's your homework?
And then he started. Reading off of his list yeah
this is not not your homework what I told you to do and then
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he started saying it so the getting a butt plug from the
butt from the butt store from. The butt store butt plug.
From the butt and he better get the biggest 1 he can handle and
he better not jip on that, you know what I mean?
And then get a Brazilian wax so I don't have to go through the
wilderness to find anything. Yeah.
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It wasn't too bad but he had like a weird patch on his chest
that was non hairy. It was very odd because it was
like, it looked like a little bridge going from one nipple to
the other and there's like this little hole of no hair.
It was very strange, whole body like.
A una nipple eyebrow. Yeah, yes.
And then his whole titties were covered and his whole belly was
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covered, but right in the nervous chest, no hair.
So I said just shave it all off so I don't have to do it or wax
it all off. I don't want to touch prickly
belly. That's not fun for me.
You either be hairy but like groomed or you be naked like
mole rat naked, right? I don't know.
I think when we did that sessiontoo, weeks ago in the yard and
Poe whipped out the. Blower.
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It cuts all over from that. I saw it too and I was like ohh
I have balls. Axe gonna be hurting tomorrow.
Yeah, I was kind of hoping for that.
Yeah. You should have sprued some
alcohol on it. It was on it we did.
Did you? We did.
During the session, yeah. OK.
During the session. OK, Yeah.
Once. Once you blew all that stuff off
with. The blower no.
No, no, this that was out because you left him in there
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with me and then I come upstairs, told you I needed
help, you come back down and youtortured him a little.
Bit yeah, because he was trying to proposition Lib.
I said what the fuck is wrong with you?
You're disgusting. Yeah, why would she want
anything to do with you? I said.
You're your wife's problem. I said, you know, that's.
The one that said that's enough?Yes.
Yeah, OK. He.
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Was pissed because I kept bringing up his wife and I said
look, I said look, the only thing you have going for you is
your girth. I said outside of that, you're
fat, you're gross, you you can'tshave your body hair, you're not
put together well. And yeah, I mean, you honestly
expect your wife to look at this?
I said he's like, OK, that's enough.
But he obviously wanted you to use it against him or he would
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not have even I told you it. Thank you.
There's stuff that I won't tell y'all because I don't want you
to use it against. Thank you.
And you know, it's like outside,I've never in my Life, OK, have
ever seen a person a hairier asscrack.
Yeah, it was gross when he wear a hermit crab or something was
in there. That wasn't just a hermit crab
that. Was.
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It was like a bird had built a nest in between.
Yeah, it was like, I'm pretty sure I heard tweet, tweet,
tweet, tweet. Tweet.
When he when he spread that shit, it went you.
Know we. All like the permed hair locked
out. It was gross.
Yeah, it was gross. He was unimpressive now, so jump
(19:02):
into that session. Then we had another session.
He come in with a head and shoulders and wanted to shower
in the water hose. Oh yeah.
Little bottle, so let's let's give.
Some context. So I think I started seeing him
in like 2017. Oh, OK, long time ago, OK, over
at my other place and I don't think he remembers me.
(19:23):
It's it's really weird. He doesn't Remember Me.
But anyway, I don't even bring it up to him.
I think the really the drugs have gotten to his head over
after all the the years of drug use.
Anyway, so I told him, I told Liv I was like, you know, he's a
nice guy, but you just have to kind of go at his pace because
he's all over the place. He's erratic, he talks fast.
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He's kind of like the guy on thephone the other day.
Ultimately it made me nervous. Yeah, I told Liv I'm like, trust
me, he's high strung, he's crazyand he's probably on crack or
meth. I said.
But ultimately he just wants to be pegged.
He's going to bring his own toy,blah, blah, blah.
And so it was funny to. Because Abby did a session with
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him, which I told you all about this.
I haven't said on the podcast, but we had these old vintage
wrought iron chairs and he was mad because we couldn't find
batteries for his strap on dildothe last time he was here.
And so Abby's like, well, look, I'll just get a dildo from the
dungeon. You can put it in your ass and
then you can sit in my lap and Ican I can Rock You up and down
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like we can play little horsey ride.
And so she was like, yeah, ride to pony, ride to town, the
horsey song. And ultimately he was jacking
his Dick and he fucking came with her bouncing him up and
down on her lap, which was hilarious.
And I was watching from the window.
I mean I. Wanted to watch from the window
I was. Trying.
Yes. Well, whenever he gets there,
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he's like, I was like, did you bring your own toys?
Because I assume because you said something about his own.
Yeah. He was like, well, I don't know
if we should use it because it'sbusted.
I'm like, what? What is busted?
I mean, I'm thinking like, gross.
Like I was like, God damn busted, you know, like there's
somebody that crazy here, you know, he was just busted.
That's what I was thinking. I'm like, I'm like, all right,
well, show me this busted toy. He comes over to me and he said,
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well, you know, I tried drillinga hole in it to like put a
vibrator inside of it and it literally was fucking busted.
Like he drilled a big ass hole into it and it was busted
outside. I was like, if I put this in
your ass, it's going to break off and it's going to get lost
in your ass. There's no way I'm going to use
that. I was like, go throw it away.
He was. OK.
Good on you for for being safe, not getting things lost up
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people's ass. We went back, we have one guy
and he's total crackhead when hecomes in and he brought in a
brand new dildo that shoots the fake semen.
OK, I've seen those. And, and the one girl that was
here one night with him, she waslike, I wasn't going to leave
(21:54):
here. I'm sure you all don't want it.
I'm like, yeah, we do. Go ahead, bring it.
Because there's some guy that's going to come in and be like, I
want to suck a Dick. And I'll be like, Oh yeah, here
you go, That com, you know, it'dbe fun.
We could put like plain yogurt in.
It I was supposed to say, what do you what?
What do you plain? In there.
And they actually have a liquid fake semen.
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Yeah, that you combine with it I.
Never semen taste. Honestly, I had the same thought
in my head, but I I I was too much of A manly man that to to
say. Have you ever tasted semen?
OK, semen tastes like. Yes, I have apparently.
Tasted like. Yes, I have.
Is it yours or did others? I don't know if he tasted other
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semen before. He's not bisexual.
I don't know what you had did inyour past life.
Doesn't mean you don't be crying.
You did it to me. What are you talking about?
What? Do I do to?
You you like. I made you eat your calm.
You. Yeah, you like that was
dribbling or something and you like nothing and you.
Stuck it in, Not calm. That's pretty calm.
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That that's calm though they still have the word calm in it.
It's that's. Not like.
It's got no flavor. It's.
It just tastes flavor to me. It's just luby.
But it's not. It doesn't.
It's tasteless. Well, yeah.
Calm has the flavor. OK, come tasting.
No, I have not. OK, come taste like bleach and
baking soda. Damn, what?
(23:23):
The fuck you believe that is nottrue guys?
Bleach and baking soda. Or ammonia smelling.
When have you ever tasted bleach?
And baking soda. I'm just saying.
That's where I was going with this.
Like, how do you know? That's why people say this
tastes like shit. I'm like, why do you eat shit?
Like listen. You, I'm telling you guys I'm,
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I'm just telling you my past history.
Uh huh. There's guys that just dry heave
fucking semen because they don'tdrink enough water.
Yeah, the ones that drink water don't drink water is it's.
Horrible. Nasty.
But you know, it tastes like like bleach, like ammonia.
It tastes like something gross. Yeah.
I could say it's a strawberry taste and something.
(24:11):
I could drink vinegar. I can't do fucking semen that
tastes disgusting. Yeah, No, I can't.
And you know it has like a. Bleach all of them.
Do them. No, but a lot of them do.
A lot of them. All of them.
Yeah, a lot. Like I had a hot Asian for
years. There's a lot of dudes and they
have yucky tasting semen. Yucky.
But bleach. I don't know about bleach.
I guess I don't know what bleachtastes like, but I don't know.
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Some of them are so bad that youreally don't want it in your
mouth at all. Like there's somewhere you lose
in your mouth. You know how it's chalky?
It has that. You know, sometimes they tell
when they come and it's like a feeling in the back of your
throat. Yes, yes.
I hate that because it's chalky.Yeah, I don't like that feeling.
It's gross and they need to drink more fluids.
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Yes, let me tell you. Oh my God, I was with this guy
so long ago and it was chunks. It came out and it wasn't a
fucking stream. It was chunks.
And I'm like, I refuse. Yeah, there's no fucking way
that's so. Gross put it on his forehead.
Dudes, drink your fucking water.That's the point.
Drink your water. Stop with the fucking soda.
Drink your fucking water, OK? I'm sorry, my boyfriend's taste
(25:18):
amazing. So.
Oh, that's nice. That's really good.
Now I won't swallow it. I hate the the feeling of the
loogie. I don't like that.
Do you like? Yoga.
I'll keep going like it doesn't matter.
It'll be squirting up sides of my mouth.
It doesn't matter. So do you like yogurt?
Sometimes? I'm just trying to figure out is
it the consistency thing? EW, is your yogurt What are you
trying to get at? Well, a lot of people have told
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me it's like a yogurt consistency when it it's.
Something. Yogurt.
It's like a loogie. OK, I've never experienced it,
so I'm going to take your. Work to look at it though and
kind of tell. Looks like a loogie.
Yes, literally. Hot, Dewey.
Yeah. All right.
We discussed both of your sessions and let's talk about
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your new toys and your birthday presents.
Yeah. Silver Fox got me.
It's the electricity thing that when you, you're like the
conductor, I forgot what it's called, but you, you can touch
the skin of our victims. That's what I tried to call
them. And they feel the electricity
through your fingertips and it'sso cool.
But I've been asking for it for so long and he found it.
We've been looking for it. I only know where he found it
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at, but I know that thing was and I'm so very grateful that he
found it. I was so excited when I opened
up. That's.
Awesome. Yes, and then PO got me Mr.
Kool-aid Pillow, a small one. Looks like a little Kool-aid
packet, like I had a baby. So that was fucking hilarious.
And then you, I don't think it was a birthday present per SE,
but the whip. And then you got me a vibrator.
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Yeah, I use that vibrator a lot.I bet you do It's awesome.
I was sleeping with it on accident and he was, he came up
to me for mine. He's like, are you singing
karaoke? And I was.
Like I woke up and I was like. So my vagina is doing karaoke.
It was singing a sweet singing. In the rain, Singing in the
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rain. That is awesome.
That is awesome. So.
And you got me that whip that I whipped him with and he was
sweaty and I barely like I barely lightly hit him just to
kind of see and it like broke his skin on his on.
His shoulder. Oh goodness, I think I was a.
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Little bit sunburned too, and that was definitely.
Well. I'm just saying as far as the
intensity of the of it hurting. It hurt you.
I'm saying your skin reacted. Now you're reacting is different
than your skin reacting, right? But yeah, I'm excited to use it.
Like I haven't been able to actually use it yet.
I wait until your butt heals from the party.
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Yeah, that's that was that was an intense one.
It's yeah, this may be a 2 weaker.
Yeah, 2 weaker. For sure.
All right. So with all of this that's
happened, we we need to talk about expectations, do we not?
Expectations of what? Well, you put on there a long
list of expectations. Long list of expectations is
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that guy that literally had thatlist of expectations.
That's not referring. To these are these are our key
points on the board that she's referring to and I put long list
of expectations referring to thesession where he literally gave
us a list of his expectations ofthe do's don'ts maybes,
homework, but literally he played out his session on on
this piece of paper. I didn't go by it at all.
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See, my favorite sessions are the ones where I don't know
anything that's going to happen.Yeah, you don't want to know.
I like the surprise factor. Not just the surprise, but
trusting. Yeah, and the surprise.
And that that, yes. Yes, I can be surprised by you
and not be scared. Be like like anticipation and
being excited. Yeah, no, definitely is a like a
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yeah. Once you trust that person,
Yeah, that's. But yeah, that's.
I put needles through the head of your Dick, so I hope you
still trust me. I still trust you.
Yeah, how painful was that? The one on the right side, not
as much the one on the left side.
Yeah, well, you like the mushroom head of a Dick.
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I did it through like the side of the mushroom, but the other
side was more connected to his Dick and less mushroom shaped.
So I went through like more skintissue versus the head of his
Dick. So I didn't go through
horizontal, I went vertical through it.
And the second one definitely nicked him pretty good.
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And he was like. Yeah, I think I jumped on that
one. Yeah, that's and then it went in
a little crooked. But it jumped, yeah.
It still didn't affect anything.I've literally seen things that
it was all the way through. So I know what the body is OK
with. It's just the fact that what are
you OK with, right But. Yeah, well, this is the first
time, so I wasn't exactly sure what the sensation was gonna be.
I know we were going. I told you where to go until.
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Yeah, no. And.
I feel like we did great. Yeah, like I said, I think we
got 5-6. 7. So I was thinking 7 total.
I do it again just to you know. Yeah, I think we can do it
again. I feel like I can.
We can play with it more. How do you like the sounding
rods? The.
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Male sounding. Rods, the male sounding rods, I
like those better than the female ones, yes, because it's
just the, the tip of it that is wide.
So it's not there's something about the the continuation of it
being wide on the female ones that is not as conducive to to
the body. But I do like the the the male
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ones as far as how they, you know, feel.
It's like a bulb. Exactly.
Yeah, exactly. And it's a little bit longer, so
it's not going to get lost in there.
You've only done that once. Well, I tell you, we're solar.
Fox, shout out to you for takingit.
Like a champ. That's it.
Well, you know what I've done too when I've used the sounding
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rods and you all can try this again.
Is that if she puts it in your penis?
Get your penis erect and masturbate at the same time and
then you can actually put a vibrator.
Well, I've done that with them, with the female ones.
I think we're just gonna try. He wants me to do the
electricity. Yeah, you can do that different.
Yes, very, very, very, very low voltage at first, but you know,
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absolutely, I think I. Think we'll try it out, OK.
Thank you. And I think at one point you had
told me the whole point of doingsessions because we were talking
about just other people in the lifestyle.
The whole point of going to sessions is taking that next
step each time, and that's what we try to do.
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I feel like no matter what, if Ido a session with you, I will
try that same thing that we tried on the next person.
And usually it's almost like listening to a song.
You get into a song, you listen a couple times more than you
should, then you go to the next song.
You're like, I'm gonna utilize this song.
I feel like I do that with them.I learn my songs first, yeah,
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and then I use it on the next one.
Although I have not done the pubes on you, I've not treated
you like that because you don't want to be treated like that.
Well, yeah, I don't. I shave my pubes.
I'm not saying I'm not saying the pubes itself.
I'm. Just saying the treatment that.
That that particular man got. I don't give that to you because
you don't really ask for that. And honestly, I don't think I
could because I feel like I havelike a sense of like motherly
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because you're like my little, but it makes it harder to treat
you like that. It's almost like I'm abusing my
child. I can see that but.
I also abuse my child wiki face.She's joking.
I'm choking choking choking. No chicken.
Yeah. See, I find that interesting
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because it's like with Poe Silver Fox, people that we've
talked about in general that keep coming back to see you.
It's like you always want to take up that next step.
You want to advance, you want togo further.
But I always find that people that I regularly see, they want
the same thing. That sounds boring.
It's it's, that's like stinky thing.
It was getting boring for me, even though I was, you know, but
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I was getting so like bored and I was stiff and I would get
tired. It's three hours.
I was like, I don't like that toshake things up on my own.
Not for you necessarily, but forme as well, like.
No, yeah, I've definitely seen you on days where you have, you
know, got something a little different where.
No, I'm just saying you've done a little something different
than you've done before and like.
Oh, OK. And.
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Sometimes I go back to the original.
Sometimes we go back there, but sometimes that's how my mindset
is too, is I'm like, OK, we've done this, this, this.
I just I just want to go back toa.
Normal. Basically the first second
session of going, you know, and just no.
Surprises. Let's.
Enjoy. Exactly.
Well, I was going to say, and itworks.
It works for people. You know, if it works for you,
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that's that's perfect. That's great.
I just think that somebody like Justin, for example, he likes
the puppy play. We haven't gotten that.
We haven't done it yet. He's done it with Liz.
The thing fits on his fathead though.
Yeah, probably not. And you know his knees are bad,
and that's why I've kept reiterating.
Lose weight and that fit him a little better but OK he got big
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head. But you know, that's what he
likes, puppy play, Sissy play, you know, it's the same types of
genres each time. And then it's like this other
slave that I have. It's, you know, the Sissy maid,
It's the degradation. You know, it's, it's like the
same. Do you feel like you get a lot
of sissies that you're kind of like drawn you're both drawn to?
Each other. I do, yeah.
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Yeah. It's interesting because you you
just get drawn to certain people.
And why do you like that? PO and Slur Fox are actually
very similar. Not really, but like the dynamic
that I have with him are kind ofsimilar.
I was like, I feel like I'm drawn to whatever that is as a
Dom. No, I can see that.
I don't know what it is at silver fox, I don't know but
y'all 2 are y'all both like wantthe same things from me.
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I could. I could see that.
Yeah, it's interesting. It's interesting.
Yeah. Yeah.
Sissies and people that are in extreme bondage, you know,
people, I always get people likebreath play, you know, that kind
of thing. So, hey, whatever suits them,
you know, I'm all for and I'm fine.
Honestly, with the monotony of things.
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I, I totally am. It's like I have my one favorite
and he comes in and we do the back bed and, you know, I, I
like it. Yeah, which is good.
Yeah, it works for y'alls dynamics.
Yeah. It's good that he has that.
Yeah, he comes in about once a month.
He travels, and so he comes in about once a month, and he's
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just adorable and he likes teaseand denial.
And I'll do things to him in theback bed.
And I think one time he requested somebody just to the
two of us that we could double team them.
But then after that, he's like, yeah, I think we'll just go back
to what we always do, you know. So I always try to switch
something up, you know, whether I use a different toy on them or
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kind of a different feeling, youknow, with the nails or, you
know, sometimes I'll get. When he was a little smaller, I
told him, like, you don't lose some weight, man.
But I was like, like I was rubbing his back under the back
bed and he loved that. It's like so much of the time,
like nearly every time he gets in the back bed, he gets to the
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point where he falls asleep. Actually, I can do that too.
Yeah, I get to a point like that.
So he'll be in the back bed for.He'll be scared if I woke up.
Well, you know, it's funny. He's so used to it and he likes
it so much that after he's in the back bed for two or three
hours, I'll let him go to sleep and I'll know he's asleep.
I'm sitting there, I'm watching him the entire time.
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Then I'll go over there and I'llstart like playing with him and
then he'll be like, oh, he'll wake up.
Real quick, then, he does. And he's like, and he said he's
like freaked out for a second and then he realizes where he's
at, but then he's pouring in sweat and he's like so fucking
sweaty. And but you know, that's part of
it. I'm like, well, you're welcome
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because you know, you just lost 5 lbs.
We're we're detoxing your body there a little fat boy it.
Does get it does get a little toasty in there?
Right. But you know, he's, he's a cool
guy. He's he's, he's really laid back
with everything. And yeah, it's fun.
Yeah, it's sexy that latex is sexy.
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No matter how you cut it. It's sexy, man.
Yeah, I like that, but it's not about the Latex, it's about the
covering. Yeah, it is, It is, it's the
whole look. It is.
And then it'll look. And then I, I order that, that
shine lubricant and you can pourthat shine on it and you just
rub it on the person. Yeah, yeah, it, it solidifies
and just has to be washed again.But yeah, it's messy.
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But it's a fun, fun tool. I'd like to show y'all some
pictures of something me and my ex-husband did.
We would we would turn our children's coloring books.
We're really good at drawing, sowe were able to turn our
children's coloring books into something very perverted, and I
kept those papers. Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, I would love to see that. Yes, I laminated that.
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Yeah, did I ever tell you that story?
Had this guy and his name was Naste Nasty.
He came into the dungeon years ago.
He actually did ballroom dancingas a hobby so he was very
athletic and he came in he was dressed up as like a just a
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cheap St. whore OK. It was very provocative in how
he was dressed. He had, God bless him, jacked up
teeth, like bad teeth, but he had just bright red lipstick,
heavy makeup, the wig, the works.
Anyway, in my old dungeon, it was very intimidating for a lot
of people because I put a black curtain all the way across the
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garage door and I didn't have anexterior garage door like a
typical standard door, but I hadto open the door and I would
open up manually versus an electric.
I just disconnected the electric.
I wanted to be intimidating, so I just opened the garage door
and people would be taken aback by it.
And he was just like, oh God. And so it was very female.
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Like he was very, very feminine.And so he walked in and he just
raised up his leg and started like almost kicking like a can
can dancer. And then he like spun around.
He's doing spins, he's doing splits.
I mean, he's doing all these crazy moves.
And he danced for about 2-3 minutes.
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And I was like. And he brought in his phone.
So he's carrying his music. I mean, came in with the fucking
theme song. I feel like I could handle
somebody like that. It was great it.
Was great, I love that. He was a.
What a first reaction? You know, a first introduction
like. I mean, I would love that.
I was like. This is here.
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I get in my head. This.
It was it was like 11:00 in the morning and I'm walking into
this, you know, first session ofthe day.
Oh, this is fun. This is going to be great.
And my eyes are like, whoa, likewhat the fuck did I just walk
into? But then the grand finale is he
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literally did a full on split legs out like whoa, all the way
to the ground. Dick hit the floor.
I was like, God damn, what the fuck?
And he's got this little ballet skirt on and stockings.
I love this, right? Oh, it gets better.
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It gets better. And then he's like, Mistress, I
have a surprise. For you what's?
The surprise? I was like, OK.
I don't want it, yeah. Do I need to sign paperwork?
For. This.
Nastate went and hiked his leg up on on a chair with the first.
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Second or third leg? Because when you were talking
about the split I automatically was like oh but he couldn't go
down the last 6 inches like. Oh no, baby, he went all the way
down. Like I said, he did ballroom
dancing and he was very flexible.
Very. Anyway, he hiked his leg up on a
chair in the dungeon and next thing I know he's reaching under
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his skirt like a like a circus trick.
Circus Olay. Like what?
What's getting ready to happen here?
And I feel I'm like like reaching up in there and I was
like, what is he doing? And all of a sudden he pulls out
this I hear it like suction, okay.
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And he pulls it out and it's it's a good 2 1/2 feet long.
And I'm like, what the fuck is that?
Is wrapped in plastic wrap. And what I thought was a condom.
I don't think it kind of could fit around it, but it was
plastic wrap. And so then it gets down to
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where he's like, well, let me show you what this says.
And he's unwrapping it, unwrapping it.
And I see Lube going to fly in and then he gets rid of all the
plastic and then it's tube socksand he's pulling the tube socks
like he's a fucking clown in thecircus off.
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Whatever, I don't want to see that magic trick.
Trust me. I didn't want to at the time,
but I couldn't look. Away.
Worst Criss Angel skit I've everseen in my life, that's all I'm
saying. The way of his introduction.
I know he. Had that thing in his ass and
he's doing a split how he hold it in.
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There, I cannot make this shit up.
So as he's doing this, he's unveiling more and more tube
socks. OK, Then I finally see some
condoms and it gets smaller, It's getting smaller, getting
smaller, and then tada, it's a mad light.
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What's a mag light? Mag light is a long ass
flashlight. Oh my God.
And typically like Wrecker. Drivers.
Cops. OK, I don't.
You're talking about that. Yeah, the black.
The Big Black. Yes, they carry those and that
is. What you were?
Storing. Yeah, Nasty was storing it up,
her little asshole. That's not a little asshole.
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That is not a little asshole. It was a gigantic arm in her
buddy. In her buddy hole.
Hot dog in the hallway? Yeah.
I did hear the section though, because I'm, you know, I was
like, oh, OK, it was looped up nicely, but yeah.
Wow. That was my strangest
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introduction to a Sissy emperor I.
Would love. Them that's so funny.
Ever. That's not even my scene, but I
think I'd like to see it. Yeah.
Yeah, I believe just probably wouldn't be as good as the
story. No, it it was pretty impressive.
I mean his own theme song and everything else.
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It was great. It was great.
And you know, and I thought one of my first interactions with
the Sissy, I think it was my first one officially, was when I
went out on a date with this guyand I thought, oh, he might be a
potential client. And I was 18 at the time going
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into college. I was doing this and I met him
and he happened to be the manager of a major department
store and he was dressed in thisbeautiful suit and he's sexy.
And he gets out of his little Porsche and he gets into my car
and he's like, do you know what I have under my outfit,
mistress? And I'm like boxers and AT
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shirt, it starts to unbutton it.And it was all one big red
negligee bodysuit with matching red stockings.
Adorable. Yeah.
But at the time I was kind of like, yeah, no, it was very new
to me. And I was very inexperienced at
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18 with sissies, but you know, now I love them and they're fun.
Yeah. Depending.
Depending on what? The Sissy that comes in.
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, there's one Sissy I cannot fucking.
Stand just the one that isn't it.
The one that literally chose to tell me that he was no longer a
Sissy when it was my session. You left me in there and he was
like, I don't want to be a Sissy.
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Oh that fuck Yeah, that fuck. I forgot about that little fuck.
I tried to forget about him. Yeah no, I have a worse 1.
He has a lot of sissies. It is like the Sissy joke that
they they all have massive Dicks.
Okay, It's so disappointing. Yeah, because so many of these
Sissy guys, they all have massive Dick.
Not you, Justin. Say in that case, I wish I was.
Sissy. Change my.
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It'll probably grow. It'll grow more though.
I'm telling you because let me tell you, these sissies, they go
through so much. It's got a good Dick and I'm.
Telling you. I mean, it's not massive.
No, but it's fucking nice. It's a nice Dick.
Let me tell you that. The biggest fucking schlong I
have seen on a fucking Sissy is this guy.
And it's a 10 inch fucking Wang and it's big and round and
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gorgeous and gorgeous. It is, but he's fucking ugly.
He's ugly as fuck, you know, he's got terrible skin.
He's just a fucking chain smokerdrinker.
He stinks, he's skinny, he's unattractive, he doesn't work
out. He's in his 50s Gross.
So fucking. What a waste of a big Dick.
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It is a waste of a big Dick. I just told you my story about
the waste of a big Dick with theguy smelling like garbage and
then he's fucking pulling out the elephant Dick.
That was a fucking circus trick anyway.
No, he's. Like, don't you want to touch
it? I'm like, no, get out of my you
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stink. Oh God.
You know, so many people have written me, you know, about
coming to this party and they'relike, what are your
recommendations? I said dress like you want to
get fucked, OK, and smell good. I have to tell people to smell
good. That's so unfortunate.
It is. You know, all the sissies will
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might be like a couple, but they're usually the sissies come
in smelling great. They look great, clean cut.
They take care of themselves pretty well because, you know,
they're sissies. They want to look good.
Yeah. ABDL.
I hope that smells better. Like baby powder.
They. Do little doofus.
He always smells. Just he does smell good.
I swear he is like like his hairis nice and thick baby.
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Boyish. Yeah.
It's like molesting 10 year old.I mean, it's just like, stop it.
You're so fucking. That was my first ABDL session.
And when you stuck your hand in that man's diaper, I was like, I
can't because we just got done like singing lullabies and you
stick your hand in the side where I'm like, I this is
perverted. I can't.
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Now she wants to at the Abdo party play.
Guess the Dick. That's why I'm saying you're
evolving. That was my first.
You're evolving. Sorry.
I had a cough there. You just like your first sister.
You didn't know what's going on exactly.
You know what the fuck was goingon?
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Exactly. Sometimes you got to do.
And then she makes it weird whenshe's like, you know, he could
be your son. I'm like shut the fuck up.
OK, there was a guy named Luke that came in here.
Yeah. He goes by Lucy.
I figured out his name the otherday.
OK, He's the girl baby. He's like a 1-2 year old baby.
He's a girl. He goes by Lucy.
Yeah, you did the. Session.
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I was just like in there for parts of it, right?
We were doing that shit together.
We did. It like you like your your pussy
hole thing you're like. Oh yes, he's not local that's
why I don't remember him becausehe only came in the only.
One that came in is the oppositegender.
Yes, yes, mine. Six months.
I just, yeah. Yeah, I haven't got there yet.
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We. Got a hole in the backyard.
Just saying. Yeah, OK.
All right. It's been fun but I literally
think about him all the time thinking like Oh my God, I feel
like I really do help people because he come here for help.
He in my head, I don't know whathe's doing dealing with in my
head he come for help. He wanted this out of his body
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and we helped him release it. Yeah, it could be.
Here's just how I see it. It's therapy very much no.
Matter how disturbing. That's why we're here.
We're here for the disturbing therapy.
Disturbing therapy. All right?
Disturbed therapy. Anywho.
All right, back to you guessing the day.
End of the day. So so PO, how is your summer
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going? You having a good summer?
I am having a great summer. Good.
And now we just have that party and people still just keep
contacting me. Mia, when you gonna do another?
Party. I'm like, well, it depends on
who's going to come over and help clean up and set up
motherfuckers because PO is wornthe fuck out.
But you know, I'll be there for the next one.
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Yeah, I feel like one people should help next time.
You know, that's a nice thing tosay, but it's just something
that people don't do. Well, some of our babies would
be helping, like Doofus. He would do the coloring books.
That's help. Oh yeah, absolutely, Absolutely.
You're talking about the adult baby party.
That's the next party, ain't it?More than likely just depends as
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far as the time frame goes. There's other people that want
to have two events in August. So it's like, yeah.
So that, yeah, that would really, I think adult baby might
have to be pushed off until likeSeptember because one, it's a
lot to prepare for and the othertwo events we'll have to say
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we'll have to play it by ear. But if there's any volunteers
that want to come forward and actually come and participate
and do things without complaining and want to help set
up that, that would be extremelyhelpful.
And for those who do not realize, we are on loyal fans
now, we put things on Loyal Fansthat we do not do with people in
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the dungeon. It is specifically for people.
Oh, so for those people who don't know unloyal fans, we have
a loyal fans that's listed on our Fetlife account that they
can go on. They can look at pictures and
videos of our kind of like our downtime in the dungeon with
friends. It's nothing that necessarily we
do with people that we don't know, but it's it's a lot of
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fun. We put we put different things
in there that we like to do and they're a little more risque.
I would say it listed on loyal Fans, but we have a Fetlife
account. People can find us out there as
Mistress Mia Ray and Madam underScore Live.
There's also the Barbie, but there's an under score in
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between those words. And there's a little PO.
Somebody wants to reach out to little PO, of course.
And there's Evie Boleyn, all oneword.
And yeah, you know, again, we goback to if people want to give
us a review on Amazon or Apple, that's always helpful.
Anything that will increase our ratings because we we go between
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a 4.5 and a 4.6 on our ratings, so.
That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, 187 countries.
I think it's something to be proud about.
It is. Yeah, that's.
Crazy successful in in my opinion, but.
It's great. You know, we have over, you
know, 33 or to 3600 listeners a day that come to, you know,
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listen to the episodes. And I've delayed the last two
episodes for Friday and Monday. But you know, we came up with
this party and I've had zero time, zero time to post stuff.
So that's what I'll be doing thenext couple days.
But as far as that I know, Liv can sell her shoes and personal
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items if anybody wants them. Some that smell.
I would some that definitely smell.
Yes, I have one pair of shoes that smell real ripe.
My boots I wear every day like. Corn chips fresh out of the
factory. Yeah, a little more putrid, but.
(54:23):
Yeah, OK, OK. But she is not free to lay.
I see what you did there. You did.
I see what you did there. All right, so until then, live.
This has been the latest episodeof Call.
Me, Mistress.
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