A CROTCH PILLOW AND GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED BY A VACUUM

MIA, POE AND MATT ALL SIT DOWN TO DISCUSS SOME FUN LITTLE BDSM TOPICS.. LIV USES A CROTCH PILLOW AND POE GOT HIS DICK SUCKED BY THE VACUUM. SO YEAH...

Episode Transcript

(00:08):
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Lil PO,
Master Viper. Welcome to the matter, my kinky
bastards. And then we also have a special
guest. We have Madame Liv's boyfriend.
It is Master Matt. How y'all doing?
All right kids, so fun little topic tonight is bondage, the

(00:32):
back bed, and sensory play. So I have a gentleman who comes
to see me in the dungeon. He always comes 9:00 at night to
11:00 at night, OK. And we're usually in there until
almost midnight. OK.
So very, very predictable schedule.
Yeah, easy peasy. How long?
Have you been seeing him? Almost 5-6 years now.

(00:53):
Yeah. Super nice guy.
He's honestly, I tell him all the time.
I said, you know, you're just a favorite.
I just really like you. He's just, he's just an adorable
guy. He's my kind of guy.
He's a sweetheart, loving pieces.
But but yeah, he loves latex. He loves the back bed and he can
get into the back bed and get insuch a space that he falls

(01:17):
asleep like he loves it. Have you gotten in the back bed?
Before no, she wants me to. You know, do you have any
claustrophobia? I was never had an issue with it
until I had to do an MRI and they MRI, yeah, and they put me
in a small child one. Oh, Jesus.
I've got big shoulders so I didn't like it.

(01:40):
Yeah. Now I'm a little worried.
Yeah, that would probably be too.
They put me in a, yeah, that small of a space.
But yeah, not knowing that, you know, there should be an adult
size. One well, you know, with with
the vac bed it is and a lot of people don't really know about
it who aren't in the lifestyle or anything like that.
But, you know, it's just two pieces of rubber and they took

(02:01):
it and glued it together and with a zipper and voila, you
have what they call a vac bed ora sleep sack, you know, whatever
you want to call it, right back,back sack, you know, But, you
know, people like the idea of itbecause once you get in it and
you never look sexy getting in or getting out.

(02:21):
That's true. You know, And I always tell the
guys when they get in there, keep your panties on.
Keep your panties on because I don't need no booty juice in the
back bed, you know. Yeah, but, you know, rubber is
latex, and people don't don't connect that all the time.
I'm like, look, if it's latex, it's rubber.
It's the same concept. It's the same material, and

(02:42):
people just call it different things.
But ultimately you get in the back bed and you get zipped up
and it's got a hole. I thought I heard a humming.
So audience doesn't realize thisbut Liv is downstairs and she's
seeing a gentleman right now andshe decided she was going to
take pose remote control that has the dog collar wrapped

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around his Dick and balls. You are a brave motherfucker.
You know, I can't even see it coming at this point.
That's what makes, that's what makes, that's what makes it a
true shock collar right now. It's not the electricity, it's
the shock of I'm not being able to see it coming.
The poor dogs have no clue you. Know you know it tanks my

(03:27):
favorites. So do you just have it resting
by your tank? I have it yeah, yeah, on the
tank itself, yeah. Because yeah, my my guys don't
deserve that. They haven't done anything wrong
all. Right, but here Matt and I are
sitting across from you thinkingoh fuck, he's going to jump out

(03:50):
of his chair. Damn chair.
That's great. So anyhow, so that bit once you
once you get in the back bed andyou're zipped up and it has it
has a hole for your mouth and ithas a hole for your genitals.
So for women, you can put the massager or a dildo in that hole
and get to the vagina that way before dude, you just pull up

(04:12):
your Dick and balls. And what the coolest thing of it
is, you can actually pull it up enough where it's it blocks the
air hole completely. So you have to have your plugs
in. So if you're blocking, you know,
the one hole with your Dick and balls for a few minutes along
with the breath hole because we'll do like, you know, we'll

(04:33):
just cover the breath hole so they can't breathe.
Ultimately, you know, it's just a fun way to do breath lay with
people who enjoy it, but it willcompletely suction that bed.
So when you're in there and you get in a comfortable position,
you know, I always tell some people get put their hands here
on the chest. I don't ever recommend that.
I always say put your hands downto your side comfortably because

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it's wide enough. You know, it's it's a good
almost 3 feet across that you can lay there comfortably.
And once that vacuum comes on, it just starts sucking the air
out of it. So it's the pressure of the
suction in there where it prevents you from moving.
You know, I mean, you can lift up like your full body a little
bit because it's a very light small PVC that is around

(05:19):
holding. It's a PVC frame, yeah.
Why do you have it ear plugs in?Because when it's completely
sucked up, you have a vacuum power.
We'd be use a big shot back and it's sucking.
So they literally. It will pop your eardrums.
It can. Yeah, because I have a slave in
there one time. And he's like, I don't eardrum.

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And I'm like, motherfucker, trust me, you don't want the the
earplugs, you know? And he wouldn't listen to me.
And ultimately, he was like, hey, hey, hey.
And I got him out of the back bed and his ears were bleeding.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
So OK, shit happens. And, you know, he didn't listen
to me. Yeah.

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Because he's one of those guys. He's very well endowed.
And it blocked the hole. OK.
And then, you know, he wanted meto do breath play.
And so I would close his mouth hole.
So I mean, you have all that, that strength from that vac bed,
right? You know, it's like you never
put a fucking vacuum to your eardrum because you can suck
that out. I mean, those little pieces are
only so big, you know? I've never put a vacuum into my

(06:23):
eardrum. Don't follow put.
It in other places but not my not my eardrum.
Yeah, post that you put it up toa stick one time, right?
That's why you and Liv get alongso well.
I have this penis sleeve and I discovered that it fit
perfectly. It was just, you know, for
science. I had to science.
I had to try it out to see if itwould work.
And I'd be damned if it didn't work.

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And you know, my hypothesis and my theory was correct.
It works really. Well, it didn't suck, you know.
Or did it? Well, you.
Know and see. When you told me you did that, I
immediately thought of the spoofof Scary Movie with Dinky.
Dinky. And he was walking around the

(07:05):
fucking vacuum around his Dick, because David Arquette was.
Beautiful. He nailed that one.
He. Did it?
Mom said stay out of my room. Stay out of my room with a back.
And I think Liv had talked abouton the podcast one time how she

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would use a little mini shot vacon her pussy.
Yes. I never, I never heard that one.
Yes, yes. She just talked about it.
She. Has.
And her mom would ask her what she's doing and she would just
cleaning my room in my closet. So yeah, yeah, I've never heard

(07:48):
anybody talk about so many things they put inside of
themselves with her. She man, she's like, yeah, one
time I put what was that, PB andJ, did you think?
Water balloons? What?
It's great. It's fucking hilarious.
And it's great that she's so open about it, too.
Yeah. I love when she goes.

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I said that I'm like, yes. You.
Said that to the world. She's like, oh, I didn't know I
said that, but okay. She's like, I thought we were
just talking. I'm like, Nope, you were
recording. It does get like that sometimes.

(08:30):
I was such a a nice little climate, you know, in here that
you just you do you feel like you're literally just having a
conversation. And I found myself a couple
times going, oh, yeah, I did saythat.
OK, she's done OK with it. But, you know, not, you know,
burning out Barbie doll babies either, you know, funny.
Story. Yes.
Please please. We were at a mom's house, OK,
And she's over there and her momgave her these little babies and

(08:52):
they were probably 2 1/2 inches,OK.
And I'm sitting there, I'm looking and she's looking at it
and I'm looking at and I'm just,I'm like, was that what you did
that that one time when you wereso many years old?
And she goes, what are you talking?
And she's like, oh, no, no, no, no.

(09:13):
It was a different, but this onelooks, she said.
You've come back to me and. It was like a, it was kind of
like a spongy little baby. And I was like, see, see, I get
it now. I fully understand it.

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That's yeah, that's her. Sweet little Madam Liv lacked a
lot of love because she wanted to birth her own child at a very
young age so somebody would loveher.
And so she put a spongy baby in her pussy and birthed it.
And birthed it. Birthed it.

(09:55):
Oh yeah. Now Paul was just referencing
the kool-aid pillow. Oh yeah.
Yeah, she has that too. What's funny is she has a pillow
that she calls her crotch pillowand we all know not to use her

(10:17):
crotch pillow because that's what she puts between the legs
at night to sleep. So her children know this.
No, I love it. She calls it her crotch pillow
pillow, so we know not to use her crotch pillow to snuggle up
on. Fuck yeah.
See, you gotta love her. You see how much she puts into

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this show. You know.
We wouldn't normally hurt. She's not yet talked about
crotch pillow, but we're gonna bring that.
Bring up the crotch pillow. They all know, like we all know
about the crotch pillow and and it usually has a different
pillowcase that we we all know. Well that's.
Kind of her. This is the guest pillow.

(11:01):
Guess where it's been? That's hilarious.
That is fucking hilarious. A crotch pillow.
Let's see what kind of aggravates me though.
It's my good pillow. Like it's my big fat good pillow
and she turned it into her crotch pillow.
She only knew what I paid for that pillow.

(11:24):
It's ridiculous but she enjoys That's her crotch pillow.
I don't care, just let I make her use the cracker pillow like
you get to use. The cracker pillow.
To sleep with. No tip or peanut pillow for you?
Yeah, exactly. And that's what it is.
This is big, heavy, like 40 LB pillow.
I mean it is solid. She wants to birth another baby.

(11:48):
That's birth in the fucking elephant.
Baby. But she does, I mean, she
really, she'll get in bed and she gets that pillow and it goes
right between thighs and all. And it's probably, I mean, it is
probably the length from, you know, her crotch down her, you
know, ankles. And she loves that thing.
And I was just like, whatever, Idon't care.

(12:09):
Well, get comfortable please. Well, OK, well, you know,
whatever makes her happy. That's.
No, she must have hurt us. Yeah.
See, we're talking shit. She's being very crotchety right
now. You were the pillow back.
I might need that pillow tonightif she keeps shocking me like

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this. So I learned something new when
we when I did this, this guy that I always see, like I said,
he comes to the dungeon, he getsin the back bed.
We do a session. Now Post said he had someone in
a back bed in the back bed the other day.
And he's like, yeah. He's like, man, what do you kind

(12:52):
of do you know when people are in the back bed?
And I said, well, you can obviously play with them, you
know, But I said you can run your fingernails down them.
You can grab the carotid artery,you can choke them, You can
cover their breathing holes. I go and do tickle torture.
I'll have somebody in there and I'll tickle the fuck out of
them. How do they feel the the

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sensation of the tickling through the?
Yeah, you can. Especially like on the legs
where your legs and your feet, OK, You can feel it right
through the legs. I was.
Gonna say if you like, grab themlike, you know, on the tops of
the knee. OK, OK.
Yeah, like, yeah. Yeah, in the midsection, you
know, the guys are like really sensitive in their midsection.
I go, you know, like with my fingers and dig into them and

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scare the fuck out of them. Yeah, Yeah.
So he had fallen asleep last night.
I mean, he was in there. He had his nice little orgasm
for round one. And I'm like, OK, we're starting
on the second hour. We're gonna have some fun with
him. So I go over there and I scare
the fuck out of him. He's asleep.
I'm hearing him and you could barely hear anything over the

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fucking vacuum, but I could see,you know, he was very restful.
His stomach, you know, his chestwas going up and down.
I'm like, oh, he's sleep, mouth open.
Yeah, I'm not going to stick my finger in his mouth.
But I go over there. I grab his Dick real quick.
No. Wake you up.
Yeah. Was he still hard?
Well, I'm just sleeping. Or does he kind of?

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No, he he was flaccid. He was completely soft, but I I
said to PO before when whenever he has done sessions, this guy,
he can have an orgasm and then stay hard for quite some time.
It's crazy. I was like, God damn, like that
long. Like it's been 20 minutes, dude.
And I'm like, do you take any? Because I ask, I ask everybody
that comes in, you know, we're not having sex, we're not going

(14:44):
to perform anything sexual acts.So do did you take a blue pill?
Because I'm not going to put your arms above your head.
We're not doing anything crazy. He's like, he always tells me
no, I I don't know why I do that.
It is what it is. I'm like, shit.
God bless him. I said whoever fucks you, yeah,
they're just going to keep riding that thing.
He's like, I would stop me up. I was like, trust me, I were

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single back bed. But he's a lot of fun.
And but when I learned from him,this is interesting because like
I said, I've seen him four or five years.
What I've always done with people in sensory play is I'm
like, why do they like it? Why do they like kind of being

(15:27):
put in a sleep sack or put in this body bag, for example?
And I've now figured out, I thought a lot of people, they
usually have like abuse, like verbal abuse in their life that
they feel like they want to get in something that's confining,
that they feel safe. It makes them feel safe.

(15:47):
Kind of like mimicking the womb.Yes, yes.
But with him, he didn't have that and his only thing is he
loves the latex and he loves thebath bed because it's relaxing
to him. But he really likes the fact
that I touch him all over and you can feel the sensations.
And when I was touching him and just rubbing him and you know, I

(16:10):
touch his face in the back bed and I, I just did a lot of the
sensory play with them and then with the the latex back bed.
You for your latex, you can buy this Sheen stuff and it's like
this slick lubricant because youcan use it as a Lube, but you
can also use it to shine your latex.
OK. And it's not going to leave a

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film or anything on the back bed.
So I would take that and just like pour it.
It's called shine something, butI would pour it on there and
then I just rub it. So then he feels like this, you
know? You're feeling the waves of
someone's hands, you know? It's.
Smooth, yeah. And then every now and then I
claw him a little bit and, you know, just, you know, and he

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fucking loved it. And so afterwards I finally said
to him at the end of the night, at the end of the night, he came
over and we sit down on the couch like we do after a
session. You know, we kind of talk about
how to go blah, blah, blah. And I said, you know, John Doe,
your whole thing of, of doing these sessions is you always
come in, we always do 2 hours. I said, is there something that

(17:16):
you like that I do that you really enjoy?
He's like, I really just love when you touch me all over and
it's like how I touch his face or and he loved the breath play
concept. And I said, you know, I'm really
understanding now why he liked it.
And I said to him, I said it's because he is never serious.
He always wants to make a joke because he doesn't want to talk

(17:37):
about his emotions. So he's one of those guys.
He's very inverted. He doesn't want to express
himself. He's very shy.
He's been in maybe one or two serious relationships.
He's 31. And so I'm just like I said,
listen, anything you want to do,you know, I will, I can
accommodate you, right? You want to try the impact or

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blah, blah, blah. He's like, well, you know, the
first time I came, lived at him again, live at him again.
It's. Got to be going dead.
It's got to be, it's got to be at the end of the cycle soon.
OK, so but I told him, I said, you know, anything you want we
can do, we can do impact we but he's the first session I wrapped

(18:22):
him up in plastic wrap and he liked it, but it wasn't like it
wasn't the latex backpack. But ultimately I said to him, I
said, you know, what you are notdoing in your relationship, your
past relationship is you're probably not a very vocal
person. Like I want you to touch me, not
romantic. He's very inexperienced on how

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to do it right. And I said, listen, I said I
talked to this guy last week who's a 41 year old man who
wants to fuck his aunt. OK, don't be that guy.
And he's like, I swear me, I don't want to fuck any of my
ass. And I said, well, he only wants
to fuck his aunt because he doesn't have game.

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He has a weird personality and the man has got serious issues.
I said I don't have anything to do with this kink.
It has everything to do with himas a vanilla man outside of the
kink lifestyle. I said listen, what you want
from a relationship and what youwant from, you know, playing and
having fun, you need to vocalizethese things, I said.

(19:23):
So with you coming in here the last 3-4 years, five years,
whatever, to see me, you need tosay, hey Mia, you know, I want
you to sit on my face. Hey Mia, you know I want this.
I want so tell me these things, right?
He's like, I I didn't know. I didn't think, you know, I
could do that. And I I don't know.
And I said, I'm happy to accommodate what kink you want.

(19:45):
And I said, if you love the backbed, great.
I said, but if you want me to touch you all over, rub down oil
on you, do whatever you want. That's my point.
I think with people with sensoryplaying bondage like that, they
have reasons why they want thosethings.
And obviously self-expression issomething very difficult for him
and intimacy, you know, being intimate with someone because

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it's one thing to have sex and then actually be intimate.
And he, he was lacking in that because I had told him, you
know, he travels for his job andeverything else.
And I said to him, I said, now you were having fun.
He's like Oh yeah, these you know, the 2 college girls, you
know, I had a great time and youknow, I see him often, you know

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blah blah blah. We had a lot of fun.
He said he was very sexually active with them, blah blah
blah. So that's great.
But again, he's fucking 2 college girls that don't even
care about little level of intimacy.
So it's like okay, so anywho, but that's my point.
The vac bed, the bondage, all, all about connection.
Yeah. You know.
Yeah. So today I put my little slave

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in the body bag, and he's one ofthose people, too.
He's not very vocal, right? Unless I'm getting him via text.
You know, he's not one of those.He's going to tell me what he
wants, right? Unless it's via text.
Yeah. So.
But when he was in that body bag, that whole thing was
sensory play. I put on a gas mask on him,

(21:12):
Right. You know, I do that for my
husband often. Yeah.
And you know, he loves it. So yeah, you guys gotta try.
It I have tried the back bed, I have not tried the the the sleep
sack. I've tried the sleep sack or the
gas mask, but the the back bed is a, it's a particular
sensation. I definitely enjoyed the, I
might know why I enjoyed it, butyeah, it's like a totally

(21:34):
different sensation to any otherkind of bondage that I've ever
tried. Yeah.
Because I guess the way that it hugs you and you can't really,
you don't have control. Yeah, right.
You don't have control over anything.
It's just literally somebody else turning it on somebody like
it's, it's a power exchange and you're giving up that power.
And at any point, like I said, they could suffocate you.
They could, they could slap the shit out of you.

(21:54):
They could, you know, do whatever they want to and you
wouldn't even see it coming. So yeah, you know.
Have you seen the ones that are square?
Little square. Yeah, tubes.
Yes, yes, that is crazy. I haven't.
I haven't seen that. It's a square tube, probably 2
foot by two foot. I mean you, you have to get down
into it, but then it vacuums in and then they just kind of roll

(22:17):
you around a little bit. It's like a big dice.
Yeah. That's crazy.
Well, look it up. Let me look it up.
Now I was gonna say the the ball.
You know, my husband has the ball.
It's the big latex ball, and youliterally get in it.
OK. Yeah, that's.
It's the same concept. I ain't seen that.
Yeah, it was funny. I took one picture of him one

(22:38):
time. I'm like, you can't see him.
It's a big, black, big ass ball,OK?
That a human being can get in. OK.
Is it kind of like the the the clear ones that you see them
playing like games with every now and again where they yeah,
kind of bounce off each other this.
It's this actually has two layers of latex though.
It has a latex like womb basically with a zipper and you

(23:00):
have to get in that first and then it has another layer of
latex, OK. And you know, he just kind of
crouches, you know, like bends his knees, bends his elbows,
arms, just like this. OK.
And I've stuffed the massager inthe actual ball.
OK, OK. I was thinking it was like a,
it's like a big ball that you'resaying it's like a OK.

(23:22):
It's a big ball. It stands up about this tall.
I mean, it's a good 4 1/2 feet, OK all the way around in
diameter. So do you blow up the ball?
Yeah. Then he gets in.
No. OK, he has to get in and seal
him up and. Then you blow.
Up the second that's. Where I'm trying to go, how does
he get the ball? Shake Yeah.
Get. The ball shake, so when you blow
it up then it compresses him in there.

(23:43):
Yes. OK, gotcha.
Gotcha. OK.
Yeah, you fill up the sides and it just kind of surrounds him,
Yeah. And then a hole.
Yeah, yeah. Just one hole, 11 long tube for
his for breathing. That's it.
Y'all have the most interesting toys ever.
I know, I know, you know. I have had this guy.

(24:07):
He would come to see me and thisguy, all he had was extreme
shit. And he has a fucking house full.
He's one of those engineers. Engineers are always fucking
weird. Loving your engineers, OK, But
they are. He had a house here that he had
with his wife, and then he had ahouse up in like North Dakota or

(24:28):
something. And he didn't have any play
playmates. So he just went up and he bought
a bunch of fucking sex shit and BDSM toys, latex bondage, all
the shit. But he takes extreme shit.
Like he's like, yeah, I was up there.
So I started taking hormones. What, like, OK, you want to take
some testosterone blockers so hecan.

(24:50):
Yeah. So he can grow tits.
And then he came in and he did saline injections in his tits in
front of me so he could, like, enhance the size of his boobies
after he was taking hormones because you start taking, you
know, spiralactone. And there's another.

(25:10):
There's two hormones, you know, you take from male to turn
female, right? Yeah, Spiralactone and one
other. And.
But it's a testosterone blocker,OK?
And it creates you to have hips,you know, to carry weight in
your hips and to grow breasts. Well, this man's is almost 60
years old, but he still wants togrow fucking titties.
So Needless to say, he would take the hormone blockers and

(25:35):
take progesterone. That's what it is.
He was taking progesterone, so he had like little, little tiny
titties. But then he'd come in and he'd
do saline injections on himself with saline and needles and push
him into his little breasts. And yeah, so he's an extremist
is my point. So.
He wasn't trying to like transition, right?
He was just. Just just have fun.

(25:58):
Just eat a bunch of Cheetos and you'll grow tips.
You ain't got to go that extreme.
Well, he came in, he brought in a lot of stuff because he had to
downsize his shit because he hadto go back home to his wife.
So he Right. Yeah.
So he brought in this lovely breastplate and it's all this
thick ass latex, right? And it has titties all in one

(26:20):
piece. So it's one big bodysuit of
titties. And these titties are fucking
heavy. Like the latex.
It fits like a like a vest and you have to pull it down over
your head. But it's it's like this thick,
it's a good inch and a half, twoinches thick and.
I may want to borrow that crotchpillow and put that on there.

(26:41):
My husband. That vacuum?
I'm just saying. Gonna have a good time.
There, I'm just saying get all the five senses to take smell
thing. You need a woman, baby he's
going to sleep on. I love.

(27:05):
That's great. Well, my husband decides he's
going to fuck with my friend Crystal.
And Crystal comes to the door and knocks on the door one day
and my husband's got the breastplate with the titties
with nothing else but a pair of shorts on.
And he opens the door and she has huge titties.

(27:26):
Huge. And he opened the door and he's
like, hey. Crystal.
And she's like, oh God, what thehell.
It was funny, but every now and then he'll put that on for me.
I can't put the titties on. Let's do it.
Gosh, it's like you can sense you it.
Really can. It's just something about joy
that she just like, oh, he's being happy, stop it.

(27:50):
He's talking about build a bitch.
So Speaking of sensory play, PO,you went and got and referred me
to buy this bad ass hot cage with the vibrations in it.
Yeah. And you decided now we're not,

(28:12):
we're not going to promote this company because we need to tell
the company we'll promote them and they can pay us for it.
We keep. Forgetting about that part of.
The process. So anyway, so post sends me this
link and it's this cool looking thing and a lot of the cages on
Amazon, they're just basic cages.
So they only have like maybe 5 to 10 that actually have like

(28:33):
some type of motorized system inthem that where you can either
get zapped or you can get vibrations or you can get
vibrations and zapping, but you control it with an app and that
kind of thing. And so you said that you gave
your friend the information. I did.
I gave my friend the informationand you just stood there again,
just for science, you know, we gotta make, we gotta make sure
that the networks are all connected together and you know

(28:56):
that type of thing and how. Far did she live away from you?
Umm, I'll say approximately 4 hours just.
For that's pretty cool. Yeah.
So yeah, you say it works over the network goes through your
their Internet to through your Bluetooth to your Internet to
your cage and they can sit thereand turn it up, turn it down.

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You can make your own little patterns.
I mean, it's it's it's a cool little machine.
I enjoy it. Twice and what's cool and on
this little site is they have it's to me, it's either AI women
and men, yeah, or it's just regular people.
But you can go on there and you can add your profile to play now

(29:37):
and people can go on there and they, they give you so many
tokens to start playing with them.
But you can literally listen to them with their microphone while
they're getting pleasured by youwith the vibration settings.
That's a new brings a whole new feature to the whole poking
feature that Facebook used to have.
You know, that's it. Literally what is poking them.

(29:57):
Oops, I. Remember that.
Have you seen also that there's a video section on there and the
girls will kind of yes, AI little video, but the girls are
dancing to the rhythm that it isvibrating your case.
So it's a lot of cool little features on there.
Yeah, it was clever. It was very clever, whoever
created it. I see.
No, no, it was like 2526 bucks. Really.

(30:21):
Yeah. I'll send you the.
Link next one. Yeah, next.
Next cage I was just thinking, what do they have for her?
They don't think they have womenchastic ages.
I haven't looked up that that I.Mean, I know they make ones
that, you know, swoop in or, youknow, they sit the panty line,
right, you know? Yeah, I know they make those.
Yeah. She would run that thing dead.

(30:43):
We're talking about Madam Lib. I'll.
Find a female one for you. But I've seen them, the only
difference with the female versus the men, they do have men
that that have like they'll havea belt with it because a lot of
people can get on, get the cagesoff.
But they have automatically the women wearing the chastity

(31:04):
either like the cages or the bikinis, so.
Yeah, one that has the belt as well.
Yeah, I said I just kind of went, you know, haywire on
Amazon the other day. And I was like, hey, try this
one, Try this one, Try this one just to, you know, get a full
grasp of all of them. What you should do is write the
company and say, hey, I'm on, you know, call me Mistress
podcast with Mistress Mia, etcetera, right, and we can

(31:26):
promote your cage on there. If you want a promo here,
contact us. Let us now.
Definitely do that and pretty soon the battery and this
thing's going to go out, so I may be looking for a new shot
collar pretty soon as well. I was going to say we we can
contact that doggy shot. I.
Don't think. I don't think they'll do.
Look at the question how you're doing.

(31:47):
What with it, there are actual companies that that the the pie
one that we were looking at thatactually they make them pure for
BDSM and it's the same. I understand it's the same thing
where they. Yeah, yeah.
But but the ones that are makingthem for the hound dogs, Yeah,
right in the woods. Hound dogs sometimes, you know.

(32:07):
How much did you? Have that's 2. 120 No, that's a
big dog. Right.
That's funny. Shit.
That's a big dog. That's great.
Well, guys, it's been fun. Yeah, it's been fun.
Liv should be finishing up our lovely little session, so I
guess we're gonna see how that turned out.

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Yeah, before I left the room I asked him and he said he also
loved CBT and electricity. Oh, she could have a good time
down there. Yeah, and packing.
So we'll see how that went. Yeah.
All right, kids. Well, until next time.
This has been the latest episodeof Call Me Mistress.