May 16, 2025 • 35 mins
IN THIS LATEST EPISODE OF "CALL ME MISTRESS", MADAME LIV BRINGS IN HER BOYFRIEND MATT, TO TALK ABOUT THEIR SCENE THEY JUST HAD IN THE DUNGEON.. THEY SWITCHED IT UP TO TRY SOMETHING NEW AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.. IT GOT "INTERESTING".
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
Hi. And we have a special guest.
We have Madame Liv's boyfriend. And your nephew?
Oh my God. Yeah, yeah.
That's what we are. Hi.
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So Matthew, Matt, Matt, you knowwhat's interesting is people
don't realize that Liv and I have developed this great
friendship the last seven months.
Jesus, it's May already shit. OK, so developing this
relationship for the last seven months, girls always talk about
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everything. That is our problem.
We know this. Spilling the tea, we are.
Spilling the tea all the time. You know, we talk about
sessions, we talk about real life and as it's hard and, and
it's interesting because I've always called you Matthew and
she's always like Matt. So I'm like, OK, this is not my
nephew. This is not my nephew.
I'm not hearing any of this. This is her boyfriend.
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That's it. So I try to put that away, tuck
it away. Sometimes you do very well and
sometimes you're like, please, yeah, yeah, I'm.
Like, OK, OK, Liv, you got to stop right there.
So yeah, it was kind of like theother day and you said, you
know, I listen to the podcast. I'm like, God, I hope you don't
listen to it all the time. I didn't think you'd listen to
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it all the time. I listen to every one of them.
Oh my God. And so that's the thing.
It's like we as chicks, we are not thinking about the outside
world. No, we're just sitting here
talking. We're just sitting here talking.
Sometimes it's like we should berecording this, you know?
Yeah. All right, so we're going to
we're going to update everybody on this.
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This is we're in 186 countries now.
There's thousands of people who listen to this every day.
And I question myself like why they want to hear us every day.
We sound sometimes like a bunch of damn hillbillies, you know,
and we say the stupidest shit. But anyway, so Liv had told me
this a couple days ago. She's like, I want to dominate
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my boyfriend. I'm like, oh, God, we're going
to get into this topic. So I'm giving her suggestions on
this. And so it's like, God, he's not
my nephew. He's not, you know, I tell
people we're nine years apart, but we grew up together.
We were always together. And he was like my little
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nephew. And now we're getting old.
You're almost 40. And it's like, where'd the time
go? It flies by.
It flies by. So you and Liv have been dating
and you've always been the Dom. And we have this great
relationship because I remember when you're like 1718 and you're
like, hey, auntie, I need some condoms.
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And I'm like, sure, you know, hey, there's this hot babysitter
that I want to have sex with. You Got any pointers?
And so even my own husband wouldsay, you know, you got a weird
ass relationship with your family, let alone your nephew.
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You were laughing. Yes we do, but I wouldn't change
it for the world. Thank you.
I wouldn't change it either because the thing of it is we
grew up in society. And you know, what I love about
Liv is that she's so sexually open and she just talks about
things openly because it's a part of life.
And we shouldn't be ashamed of the whole concept of human
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sexuality. And here we we scroll into the
world of BDSM and you like beinga Dom.
I like being a Dom. So we've talked about, hey, what
can I do? Let's let's, you know, toss
things up. What, how are we going to do
this? But she decides she's going to
flip the script on you. Now all the listeners know that
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Liv is a sub in her real life. You are Dom and you do some
fucked up shit to her. But she loves.
It, but she loves it. She does.
She loves. It and she's a bad ass Dom and
you know, people have reached out to us who never knew about
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the website or anything else, but they found our podcast on
Spotify or Apple. They've contacted us, they've
drove out of state just to come to see live, and it's because
she fucking is the bomb. And that's what I wanted to see.
I just wanted to see that. I wanted to see that part of
her, you know? So that's why I agreed to let
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her do it. Yeah.
And ultimately, he. Didn't really get to see it
though. You didn't, yes.
And that that's the reason why we're going to talk about this.
So give me a play by play. Who wants to start this?
Yeah, I'll let you start. Yeah, he don't really.
He got to have a little bit morememory to catch on what
happened, but so at first. Nate, we, you told me this, you
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all agreed to do this about what, four or five days ago?
A while ago. A while ago a.
While ago, OK. We just kind of made it
official, like, oh, it's going to.
Happen soon. OK.
All right. Yeah, but I put him on his
knees, and then I went to start the music and realized he's
fully clothed. So I told him to take off his
shirt. And then I was just going to do
some sensual touching, you know?Then I realized he's chewing on
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some motherfucking gum. Like, just like, like he's got
some shit going on. Like I'm like, spit that gum
out. And I thought that was pretty
hot. I mean, when you made, I thought
that was hot. You walked out a moment ago and
he said. Man, when she told me to get on
my knees I was like damn. Yeah, that that was that, that
was hot. But.
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Oh yeah, we did. The Journal I he.
Did the journal. I made him be on his knees at my
feet while I read the journal and it just kind of played from
there. Because you know, Liv and I've
had this conversation so she hasPO, he doesn't mind me
mentioning this, but he has a journal.
He talks about it. He loves writing in it and he
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loves live to talk to him about it.
And there's another gentleman who comes to see you for that
reason, because because people realized how important it is to
journal and talk about their lives, you know?
And you get to go back and read it and you know, understand what
you wrote in. It yeah, you go back and you
realize man, I was dumb or wow, why was I being like that or.
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Yeah, because I get it. You know, we get in our stuck in
our routines, we get stuck in our regular lives and we don't
connect sometimes with how we really should be.
And I know that. I know that Matthew and I have
had this issue too, being DOMS, always being in control.
You know, you're single dad. You have to, you know, stick to
what you know and, you know, work hard every day.
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And then you don't let your guard down.
And then all of a sudden you're like, I'm going to write in this
journal and I'm going to do thisand you changed it up.
Well, it's nice, opens up. Opens up your relationship.
So she can see what I'm thinking.
That is great. So now you go into the dungeon
and then you break out. You have him take off his shirt,
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get on his knees, nipple clamps and you put the nipple clamp
somewhere. That was just his key points.
But at first I actually don't remember how it started, but I
remember I grabbed, I put his cuffs on and I put him on a
chain that I had to the ceiling because his he's got a hurt
shoulder. So I want to his arms a little
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bit down didn't help, but I did that.
And then I just kind of like didsmall and you know, like
whipping with different instruments and stuff like that.
But I just never got a reaction out of them and it was kind of
frustrating me. Did you see?
Her in this gorgeous dress, she looks stunning, stunning,
stunning. Yes.
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She walked out in front of our plumber today in that dress and
he about walked into a wall and fell over himself.
I bet he did. So did she get on the stool and
connect your arms? No, no you didn't.
When she gets on that stool in front of somebody.
No, I, I just. Yeah, they about freaking cream
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their panties. Like if I fall because I know if
I fall, I'm gonna blame it on them, you know?
Yeah. So like, I fall.
You better not let me fall. Even their hands are still tied
up. You better not let me fall when
I get. Mean.
I can see it. So then what happens?
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Well, it was kind of irritating that I wasn't able to see a
reaction, and then I don't remember what happened that made
us start laughing. You were using one of the
paddles and you asked me what itfelt like and I gave you a dumb
ass answer. Yeah, like it felt like it was.
Oh, it feels swingy. Yeah, I said swingy, but you're
not. Giving me good descriptive
words. Yeah, and I just couldn't and.
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He just was like laughing at himself.
So I said go lay down on the table.
Yeah, where I was gonna start some sounding.
Yeah. You know why this is?
Can't help it, it's so. Funny, see your reaction with
this. It's great.
He didn't react in there. No, because it's funny now, but
it's happened and you know. When he's.
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A dog. He reacts more than he when he
was in the sub mine because he'sfeeding off of him.
I was trying to read his body. I couldn't read his body.
Well, you have to remember, too,the people that come to see you
in the dungeon, OK? They come in there because they
want to be submissive and that'stheir natural submissives.
I know, but you can still tell when somebody is OK.
This is their level of pain or this is what they like.
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You can still see their desire in their body.
Yeah, no. I was gonna say she was whipping
the shit out of me too, but and I.
Was like, I was like, well I'm gonna go harder until you call
Yellow. But he didn't react still.
So I was like, I only did it twice.
I was like, I can't do it 'causeI don't want to go too far and I
don't I don't know where it is. It's like, are you mad at me?
Like I was such in a subspace the whole time.
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Like not the whole time I was inmy down space.
Then it slowly started falling in a subspace just because
couldn't read him. And I was getting like, am I
disappointing him? Am I like?
Am I? Am I in trouble?
Well, Charles walked by a coupletimes, you know, he goes in and
out the back damn door all the fucking time.
He loves listening. He.
Does I love it. He's so hilarious.
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If you can't watch, he's going to listen and he's like, well,
sounds like somebody is getting their ass beat like hard.
And it's like, well, good for her.
For her. Wait, what was it him was
getting his ass beat or me? I don't know.
Obviously he was beating your ass and we didn't know it.
I just say we, we, we swapped roles.
Yeah, he said. That I bit his Dick when I did
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not. She did she.
Didn't. Well, I asked you when we're
making the key points on this, so you you laughed out loud and
then you started doing the sounding and that didn't go
well. No because his his urethra is
curved drastically so I think itwas like scraping the inside.
I'm not really sure what exactlyhappened, but I'm wondering if
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the first initial entry. Yeah.
Messed something up because it'ssuch a curve that when I went to
go put it back in the way that his body is, it just wasn't.
Yeah, not everybody can do the sounding.
They can't. Not everybody can do it.
Try. Again.
Yeah. I told her she can try again.
Wow. It was interesting.
It just hurt like the hell. Yeah.
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Well, you know, and sometimes you can have sediment build up
in a urethra. I mean, so I mean, there's other
reasons why. And you can always go shorter.
You can, you know, there's always different things you can
try. I like there's a silicone and I
used to have one. It's a silicone sound where it's
like rubber and working and it probably work better and it
probably wouldn't hurt because it it's, it's very thin and you
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know, and it has a vibrator to it.
So you can turn on the vibrator.I'll order one.
I'll surprise you. OK, so.
Teasing. Oh yeah, you gotta talk about
that cause. Well, I like the teasing part of
it because it was more sexual tome because when she put it in
her mouth, I mean what? What else could I?
Well, that's. Complete sexual.
That's not teasing. Well, OK, well that but you
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would take it out, then you'd look at me and you know, mm hmm,
it's kinda. And she's hot.
Yeah. So it's like, that's our.
Glasses on that. I love the glass.
I love the glass. So she's so cute in it.
Makes it so cute about it. She's sexy as fuck is.
She sexy as fuck. I'll say it.
Everybody will say it. Thanks.
Yes. Yeah.
So you liked the chain flogger when she did that?
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Flogger was interesting. Yeah.
Was it like? Was it like a tingly feeling?
It was tingly and it kind of grabbed you a little harder.
Yeah, that's what it felt like. Yeah.
Well, that's good, but. Yeah, the chain, the chain
flogger was pretty cool. Nobody can take that chain
flogger. Nobody.
And nobody really likes it. Yeah, nobody likes it.
I always pull it out whenever they're in trouble or something.
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Yeah. So that's awesome.
It's awesome. You enjoyed it.
You didn't like paddling, I takeit?
No. He liked the paddle.
No, the paddle. The paddle was fine, yeah.
I don't like the paddle. She doesn't.
I'm a squad girl and he's over here.
He he likes to whip me with the paddles.
Yeah, at home. Yeah.
And so I wanted to show him whenhe came in the dungeon, like,
hey, this hurt. But he was like, oh, I like
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that. Well, that didn't help.
Well. When you stepped out a moment
ago, Matthew had said, I just don't understand the concept
with the flogger. Why do people like the flogger?
It's a different sensation and if he can take more.
But he liked it because he said,it started making it feel like a
massage. Yeah.
Yeah. Like a lot of people say that.
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Because the shoulders. Yeah.
When you got up on my shoulders and stuff, I liked it.
But I said when I get a heavier flogger, you can you can try it
and use it and you'll love it. We have a heavy.
Flogger. Oh, do you OK.
Remember the one that was given to me by?
Oh yeah, Shaman. Yeah, Shaman uses his name on
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fat, and he's totally open with it.
OK, yeah, so he gave me my firstflogger, but the only thing is
him learning to actually hit with it and I think he's like a
little bit. I'm gonna hurt you.
Yeah, but. You hit with me with a paddle,
you don't think that maybe almost make me bleed and be able
to handle a flogger? OK, well, the flogger, because
it looks big and it looks steadyand it makes it sound and it
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doesn't hurt. At all, especially the bigger
ones. It's very misleading, very
misleading. Maybe that's what it.
Is, yeah, yeah. Maybe I should show it on you.
We they do make floggers and they use recycled fireman hoses
and it looks and it sounds lethal but that shit don't hurt.
It just feels good. Yeah, like the massage showing.
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Yeah, it's crazy. So if.
You hit harder it it can. Well, yeah, I can see that
hurting. What hurts too is when people
hit, they miss and then it wrapsaround you.
It did to him and he was like, I'm gonna quit crying.
Don't point out my mistakes herenow.
So it was hard, bottom line, foryou to get in that head space.
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It was, I tried and tried and tried, but I really enjoyed
watching her do it because, you know, she gets to do that for a
living and, you know, I hear about it, but I never get to see
it. So that was a lot of fun, you
know, actually watching her do it, you know, and.
That's why she wanted to do it. She wanted to show you like,
hey, look. Honey.
Well. Yeah, and I could do it.
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Just didn't work. Yeah, it switched and then he
was the Dom and he like like picking up, threw in the couch.
I was like, oh. Yeah, yeah, she was.
Trying very, very hard not to. Even even after that moment, I
was trying to battle it a littlebit, but.
She told me to get on her knees.She sat on the couch.
I knew that wasn't going to be good.
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Oh, I, I opened my legs and I was like, are you going to react
now? And then?
He reacted. He reacted.
Well, the other day she was talking about it and I, she was
like, Oh yeah, I've all planned out.
And I said no, no, no, no, don'tplan it out because it never
goes. I know that he ruined.
My thing because the sounding I was like I had this whole we
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were going to. We were going to do.
This, for a little while, I was going to do that.
So I was like, fuck, what do I do now?
Because this is my plan. Yeah.
So I'm like, God, I ruin everything.
But he said you tried the zipperon him.
Is that what you're going to bring up?
The zipper and the globe. The glove was kind of cool too.
Did you? Like the vampire gloves?
I like the vampire gloves, that's cool.
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I would move his Dick out of theway with it.
Yeah, it's like a motherfucker though, doesn't it?
No, that didn't bother me. It was the fucking of the.
Zippers. Yeah, the clothespins.
The clothespins OK. Fuck that, She put them on.
Yeah, she put them all over my nuts and.
I like 6 on there. You put more than that like 12
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on there you. Had.
Six on one side. You're right.
You're right. I forgot.
I didn't. I took him off and I put more
on. Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first time there was only
probably about four. Yeah.
And then the second time was like.
Well, 'cause you didn't react. So I was like why I put?
More on there. So the testicles are sensitive.
One the right. Yeah.
OK. Yeah, the right side is.
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OK, now, alright. Yeah.
What side? Yeah.
That happens with a lot of guys for some reason.
This morning I got to tell whilewe're on the podcast.
Yes, this. Morning.
We were talking about prostates and what they feel like whenever
you haven't come in a while and what it feels like.
And I was like, she's like, well, have you ever felt that?
I was like, no, I just always assumed that everybody, you
know, would come because I always felt the hollowness of
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the prostate and you're like, no, it feels like a walnut.
And we're like, well, Charles doesn't come in a while.
I said Charles Bend. Over he.
Was not he was. Didn't even hesitate.
I put on a glove, put some, put some over along and I was.
Like, all right, of course a dominatrix always has gloves
within 10 feet of radius. Ever.
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I'm like, there's gloves. Get it?
It lives like bend over. I if they barely felt like the
wrinkle me doing this of it, I wouldn't even say he must have
come. Well, you know, and he probably
drips a lot because I, I tease him all the time with something
like we were doing breath play and I freaking put a bag over
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his head. I've choked him out a little
bit. So he's probably just draining
it. Draining running down his leg
all day. I'm running down his leg all
day. Yeah, when I call him like slave
boy and get over here boy. Are you going to try it again?
I don't know. I don't think we liked it.
I like portions of it. Maybe.
Maybe portions of maybe portions.
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Yeah, like the definitely. I'm gonna let her try sounding
again. I like that he says he's gonna
let me 'cause, you know, he's myDom.
I can't even. I couldn't even.
Well, and I think that you like getting on your knees in front
of her. I kind of liked it.
Yeah. She's sexy, I mean.
She is. She's gorgeous.
It's like, why would you want todo it?
But it was fun. Yeah, it was interesting.
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You know, I think too, I think it's so hard because you've
never done that for another woman.
No, never. You know, and I think it's so
hard to trust somebody and you're like, you drop that wall
a little bit to feel vulnerable.I get that, yeah.
I feel. Like if it trust her.
Yeah. It's like, it's like you knocked
on wood. I trust her.
Knocked on wood. The door rattled.
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He hit the door. It's OK.
I know, yeah. I don't think you didn't trust
me. I think it was just more like
he's the Dom and he's trying to be put into a different spot and
it just wasn't working. Just like I'm not normally his
Dom. So I could not put in myself in
that position. I tried.
I thought I my brain I could in my head, but once it was like in
real life, I was like hesitant and like tripping over my feet.
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Like I was like, I can't do anything.
So this is kind of like the crossover in the real world,
right? How are we in the real world?
Matthew works his his regular job.
He's a single dad. You know, you've gone through
your struggles in life. This is how you are.
This is how you respond to things, right?
And then live again, single mom,her way of dealing with stuff is
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very nonchalant. I'm going to come to work with
no shoes on. I'm going to make jokes with my
kids. You know, it's a total different
way. So she is not a.
Person SO. And that's what I love about
her. She's just free spirit, don't
give two fucks. Exactly.
I love it. Exactly.
So when she went into the dungeon to have this seriousness
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and she was going to be Madam Lib, and she gets in there and
when she didn't get that that reaction, she's like, oh God,
this is this is like, oh, he's my Dom.
Oh shit, Oh shit. And then it started to fall
apart. No, you know what happened?
It fell back into the right spot.
There you go. There you go when you put his
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Dick in your mouth. That's exactly where that's
exactly where it flipped. There you go, just.
Laughing my shit on here. No, I should have said the plan
fell apart. Yeah, OK, the the whole plan
fell apart between when the sounding went the shit on her
because it just didn't work right and.
Then you were laughing. I was laughing.
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You were laughing at me because I was trying to get a reaction
from me and I wasn't able to do it.
Yeah, like not even a or a little move of his butt or, you
know, like when he tensed his butt.
Nothing. Like he literally just stood
there. I'm like, what do I do?
The Dom I know. But usually I read that.
Maybe it's because I'm naturallya sub that I know to read the
body and so I'm trying to read your body as a sub to a Dom.
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It just doesn't work. It doesn't work.
It's hard. It's hard to switch, it's hard
to do that, she'd said earlier. She's like, I know that we're
going to have a good time. We had a good time you.
Did she was right about that? Yeah, she was.
It was a good time, good experience.
Yes, she said. She's like, I know we're going
to do this, we're going to have fun, I'm going to do the clips,
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I'm going to do things. She's like, but I will never
fuck him in the ass 'cause I will lose all respect for myself
to do. It and that's what I told her.
I said no, but play. That's not what you said.
OK, no, don't make me feel gay, is what I said.
Don't wait. Don't let.
Me get gay Yes, yes. I tried to do a little butt
stuff, but then he looked at me like don't you fucking dare, and
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I was like. Yeah, but what seemed funnier is
she had a little bitty butt plug.
I know. And I caught that at the end,
very end, when we were cleaning up.
Yeah, but she didn't like when Icaught her either.
What were you going to do with it?
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On the couch when he found it. And I was kind of date drunk.
So he came out to me and I was like, what do you gonna do about
this? And I was like.
Sorry the listeners can't hear you.
I don't know. All right, so a lot of men, OK,
over 40, they've never had any type of anal play, right?
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So a lot of them are just like, yeah, I like my ass.
Look, yeah, I like, I like toys,but I've never used them on
myself. A lot of times I get couples in
there and they've this one guy he was so against his wife using
the Hitachi 1 he hated. It was the Hitachi 1.
The Hitachi one, that plug in, it's a big handheld massager,
kind of like the silver one we have.
In there. And the Hitachi was the first
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one that really came out that became really popular.
It was white, Whitehead, blue switches.
I've burned up four or five of them in the dungeon.
They just don't last. But anywho, this couple came in
and he's like, Oh yeah, I hate that fucking massager.
You know, she gets off when I'm not even the room.
I said, well, have you ever usedit on yourself?
He's like, no, why would I use it on myself?
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And I said, well, here's the thing.
We were created as human beings.The clit on a woman is the same
as a man's penis, same concept. So if she likes the vibrations
on her clit, you're going to like the vibrations on your
Dick. And he's like, really like,
yeah. And you know what else you'll
like? I said, I'm going to have her
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stick her finger in your ass andhave her use that massager on
your Dick. And you're really going to
fucking like it. And let me tell you something, 5
minutes, this guy was breathing heavy, panting, begging her to
just Jack him off. And I'm like, oh, no, the
massager's going to get it. Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.
And I told her, I said, now stick it.
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Stick your finger in there and rub it, rub it, rub it and use
the massager. And boom, he shot his load.
Almost hit the fucking ceiling. What?
That was just the way you're like Gary.
Gary. Yeah, I would have seen the
visual for that one. God.
She was demonstrating here. Yeah, she was.
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She was all up in it, finger, finger crooked and fucking all
the way to the ceiling. God.
But the point of it is the pointof it is a lot of guys will say,
well, if I like to use a dildo on my asses, that make me gay.
And I'm like, no, it never makesanybody gay.
It's it is massaging the prostate, milking the prostate,
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and you can have an amazing orgasm without ever touching
your penis. So it's fun.
You're going to turn 40 soon. You need to say to yourself, I'm
going to try it. Well, I told her she could do it
after we were done. That's not fair.
But she's the one that didn't try it.
Because you said no with your eyes.
I didn't say how. How did you read my eyes?
What? I know his.
I know his face. I didn't want to be mad at me.
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I told her she could do I. Was not.
I was no longer a Dom at that point.
I was not a Dom in any sense, any fashion.
By the time you were on that table, it was gone.
It was not there. Well, what you need to get is a
dildo that's not in the shape ofa penis, so you'll feel less gay
this way. But maybe you come with knobs on
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it or something. Tell me something she had.
She had the one with the sea. 3 little balls on it.
Yeah fella, Yeah. It was just funny when I found
it though. Yeah, that's.
Funny, I did hide it, yeah. But she did she.
Did she hit it? I didn't even see it.
Let me tell you something, when this chick is done with the
session, we have to go in behindher and clean out the couch and
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what's on the floor. You know, because.
It's a it's a nightmare. It's crazy.
I usually make the Subs clean itthough.
I know, but they never do 100% because they're usually
lethargic. Throwing my shit.
They're like lethargic and they're like anything you say,
Madam. Left click, click, click, click.
Here's the alcohol bottle. And they're like, oh, man, I'm
so tired. I want to go.
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She buck out of him and she beats the shit out of him.
She'll sodomize him and then send him home.
But here, by the way, clean yourshit.
Yeah, it's hilarious. But she was doing a scene the
other day and she did the fucking clothes pins everywhere.
And me and Evie, we were sittingon the other side of the room.
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Evie wanted to watch how Liv dida session.
And so we're sitting back and we're watching.
And I've never seen her do this before, but I found it.
I was like, oh, fuck, look at this.
Clothes pins all over them. And she starts slapping them off
like, like Miss Thunderstorm came in with two hands of bolt
steel, and they just fly across the room.
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And I was like, what the fuck? I'm like, yes.
Everywhere. And they go everywhere.
I'm like, well fuck, who's goingto clean that up?
So I'm still finding the fuckingclothespins today.
I was like, motherfucker. That's funny.
It is hilarious. Well, I'm glad you all had fun.
Isn't it fun? Just have sex in the dungeon.
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It is. It's a lot of fun.
How do you know we had sex? I can look at your face right
now and see that you gagged on aDick.
The way your eyeshadow is completely off, your mascara is
all over the place. And that you did say you were
Dick drunk so. There you go, I'm.
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Not really. Yeah, well, this is great.
I still say I'm planning for thewedding.
Just me. It's OK.
Can't wait. Love it.
Been seven months. OK, counting down.
I'm counting down. I said Liv, just a year, just a
year. Just go for a year and then we'd
make plan for the wedding. OK, Just saying.
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All right, we're already talkingabout just saying.
All right, Anywho, a lot of Subsare going to be extremely
disappointed with this, but fuckem.
Oh, I'll just be shoving my ringin there.
Yeah, yeah. Alright, this been fun.
She she did make me clean the dungeon too.
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Oh. She did, yeah.
Oh, look at that. She told me to pick everything
up and I just, I figured I had fun too.
And yeah, so I helped clean the dungeon.
Well, the end, but like midway through, I just made him clean
up. Was on the floor.
Yeah, while I sat there and watched him.
Which, by the way, we broke yourchair.
Which one? The throne.
Yeah, the throne. Really.
My chair. I was holding on to the.
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Armrest, yeah, and. Pulling up so I can it can get
deeper, Yeah. I was like where am I just came
right off. Good Lord.
She did it, not me. Well, actually, shut up.
He tried. Fixing it and broke it up and
start. Fixing it, God damn it.
You can't throw me in the butt. OK.
Yeah, we can wood glue in it. They'll take care of it.
OK, that's alright. So you know, I think for her
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birthday though, she should still be able to use something
anally on you for fun. I mean, her birthday is around
the corner. Be fun, just saying.
Or I can let you take one of thefucking machines home and the
two of you can just go downtown.With it.
Oh, not the fucking machine. Why you don't want to use it on
yourself? Not on him.
No on yourself. I.
Don't. I don't want to.
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It's fun you have, I know, but damn, you could just sit there
with remote control and kind of wear you out, right?
It's fun. We can order the big alien deck
and then it'd just be like Monstro fucking Yak.
You know she's just trying to fuck you up.
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She said something about your bottle too.
She's trying to fuck you up too,she said a.
Finger in it. She said but something, but she
didn't say nothing. About just finger.
No, she said anally. I was saying the anal something
that's, you know, slendrical shaped, not not like the shape
of. The penis alien Dick.
No, she could. Have been talking about I could
have I. Was saying an alien Dick for you
Liv. I don't want her name.
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She's yes, you do, you know you want it and no Lube.
You get spit. That's how it works.
She likes it like that. She likes it like that.
I know she likes it. She's so fun.
So we need a female volunteer because Matthew said that he
would love to see you dominate awoman in there.
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Yes, and that's what we need. Because he wants to see what I
would want. Yeah, that would not be a
problem. We just have to find someone
who'd be interested and I, they're all over the place,
yeah. What's that song off of Hocus
Pocus like Come All My Children?Oh yeah, the spell the.
Spell, that's what, A spell on you?
No, that's all the hocus pocus. That's not the one I'm talking.
(31:26):
About No. It was like, come little
children, it's their spell. When they start singing it and
all the children are kind of brainwashed and they're like,
you know, like zombies. Yeah.
I don't. Remember.
So where we go over? That yeah, we don't want to
bring children like fine ass women over the age of 18 you
fucking pervert. Y'all on the pervert, I was
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thinking. Frankly, y'all were just like,
chill. I'm still trying to figure out
where you're going with it. I don't know, be quiet, she was
just saying. She wants women to come flock
because she's very, very bisexual and she would.
But you've always said you don'twant to top a woman either
though. I'd rather top a woman.
Oh, OK, I didn't think you'd want like dominate a woman in
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bed or just in the. Because remember, I don't want
to be eaten out. Yeah.
So she wouldn't be able to dominate me because she can't do
nothing to me. Yeah, I think you called
yourself the Butch lesbian the other day, didn't you?
No, he called me a Butch lesbian.
I did not call you a Butch lesbian.
He said that Butch lesbians weartheir hat backwards, and I say I
wear my hat backwards. She's like, well, you don't
chase women. I was like, yeah, the fuck I.
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Do she'll wear her Dom hat to the side and I'm.
Like mean it like that, though. We were talking about the women
at the pool, right I. Don't remember what we're
talking about? Yeah.
Yes, we were talking about Nate trying to hook up with the women
at the pool, but there were so many of them that were that were
lesbian and I was saying that you could definitely tell one
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was the Butch and one wasn't because because the hat was
backwards. But they also had the sports bra
and everything else. It wasn't just the hat.
That's what she heard. And they wear the sports bra so
they can contain their their boobies, you know, so that they
don't show their boobies. You know, those are the kinds
that you need to go for girl. Yeah, they why?
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Because they're hot. The Butch ones are hot.
Yeah, a lot of the Butch ones are hot.
I think I like feminine women. Yeah, OK.
Early little dresses and stuff. I think the odds are me.
Why would I like myself? That's true.
I am no bitch. All right?
See, she just said, Oh, my God, this has been fun.
(33:33):
All right. You gonna come back again?
Oh yeah. Yeah, come back.
Alright, we can, Yeah, it's gonna say we can talk about some
wild sex adventures are pretty, pretty interesting.
I still like the story that thathe told me one day and it was.
Man, you won't believe what I did to her.
Dragged her by her hair and I was like fuck.
What? When?
In the bathroom. Oh yeah.
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I'm gonna put you. In Yeah, I had a mental orgasm.
I didn't orgasm with my vagina. I orgasm only with my brain.
It was weird. Wow.
I didn't come, but I came. It was weird.
That was the collar. You had the collar with your
hands behind your back. Well, I don't know.
I don't remember on. Your knees.
No, I was facing inside. I was looking at myself in the
mirror. Well, yeah, eventually we got
there, but. Yeah, that's where I came.
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That wasn't really a come. Wow was intense.
Was a good time. Love it.
Alright guys this has been great.
Are you going to do the sexy voice when we closeout tonight?
So Matthew, at the end of every podcast episode, I'm like, come
on, Liv. This has been the latest episode
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and she's like, help me mistress.
And I was like, no. While he do it.
Yes, let Matthew do it. What am I doing?
Well, at the end of every episode, I'll say, hey, Matthew,
this has been the latest episode.
And you'll say. Call me Mistress, there you.
Go.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
Hi. And we have a special guest.
We have Madame Liv's boyfriend. And your nephew?
Oh my God. Yeah, yeah.
That's what we are. Hi.
(00:27):
So Matthew, Matt, Matt, you knowwhat's interesting is people
don't realize that Liv and I have developed this great
friendship the last seven months.
Jesus, it's May already shit. OK, so developing this
relationship for the last seven months, girls always talk about
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everything. That is our problem.
We know this. Spilling the tea, we are.
Spilling the tea all the time. You know, we talk about
sessions, we talk about real life and as it's hard and, and
it's interesting because I've always called you Matthew and
she's always like Matt. So I'm like, OK, this is not my
nephew. This is not my nephew.
I'm not hearing any of this. This is her boyfriend.
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That's it. So I try to put that away, tuck
it away. Sometimes you do very well and
sometimes you're like, please, yeah, yeah, I'm.
Like, OK, OK, Liv, you got to stop right there.
So yeah, it was kind of like theother day and you said, you
know, I listen to the podcast. I'm like, God, I hope you don't
listen to it all the time. I didn't think you'd listen to
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it all the time. I listen to every one of them.
Oh my God. And so that's the thing.
It's like we as chicks, we are not thinking about the outside
world. No, we're just sitting here
talking. We're just sitting here talking.
Sometimes it's like we should berecording this, you know?
Yeah. All right, so we're going to
we're going to update everybody on this.
(01:55):
This is we're in 186 countries now.
There's thousands of people who listen to this every day.
And I question myself like why they want to hear us every day.
We sound sometimes like a bunch of damn hillbillies, you know,
and we say the stupidest shit. But anyway, so Liv had told me
this a couple days ago. She's like, I want to dominate
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my boyfriend. I'm like, oh, God, we're going
to get into this topic. So I'm giving her suggestions on
this. And so it's like, God, he's not
my nephew. He's not, you know, I tell
people we're nine years apart, but we grew up together.
We were always together. And he was like my little
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nephew. And now we're getting old.
You're almost 40. And it's like, where'd the time
go? It flies by.
It flies by. So you and Liv have been dating
and you've always been the Dom. And we have this great
relationship because I remember when you're like 1718 and you're
like, hey, auntie, I need some condoms.
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And I'm like, sure, you know, hey, there's this hot babysitter
that I want to have sex with. You Got any pointers?
And so even my own husband wouldsay, you know, you got a weird
ass relationship with your family, let alone your nephew.
(03:23):
You were laughing. Yes we do, but I wouldn't change
it for the world. Thank you.
I wouldn't change it either because the thing of it is we
grew up in society. And you know, what I love about
Liv is that she's so sexually open and she just talks about
things openly because it's a part of life.
And we shouldn't be ashamed of the whole concept of human
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sexuality. And here we we scroll into the
world of BDSM and you like beinga Dom.
I like being a Dom. So we've talked about, hey, what
can I do? Let's let's, you know, toss
things up. What, how are we going to do
this? But she decides she's going to
flip the script on you. Now all the listeners know that
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Liv is a sub in her real life. You are Dom and you do some
fucked up shit to her. But she loves.
It, but she loves it. She does.
She loves. It and she's a bad ass Dom and
you know, people have reached out to us who never knew about
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the website or anything else, but they found our podcast on
Spotify or Apple. They've contacted us, they've
drove out of state just to come to see live, and it's because
she fucking is the bomb. And that's what I wanted to see.
I just wanted to see that. I wanted to see that part of
her, you know? So that's why I agreed to let
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her do it. Yeah.
And ultimately, he. Didn't really get to see it
though. You didn't, yes.
And that that's the reason why we're going to talk about this.
So give me a play by play. Who wants to start this?
Yeah, I'll let you start. Yeah, he don't really.
He got to have a little bit morememory to catch on what
happened, but so at first. Nate, we, you told me this, you
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all agreed to do this about what, four or five days ago?
A while ago. A while ago a.
While ago, OK. We just kind of made it
official, like, oh, it's going to.
Happen soon. OK.
All right. Yeah, but I put him on his
knees, and then I went to start the music and realized he's
fully clothed. So I told him to take off his
shirt. And then I was just going to do
some sensual touching, you know?Then I realized he's chewing on
(05:36):
some motherfucking gum. Like, just like, like he's got
some shit going on. Like I'm like, spit that gum
out. And I thought that was pretty
hot. I mean, when you made, I thought
that was hot. You walked out a moment ago and
he said. Man, when she told me to get on
my knees I was like damn. Yeah, that that was that, that
was hot. But.
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Oh yeah, we did. The Journal I he.
Did the journal. I made him be on his knees at my
feet while I read the journal and it just kind of played from
there. Because you know, Liv and I've
had this conversation so she hasPO, he doesn't mind me
mentioning this, but he has a journal.
He talks about it. He loves writing in it and he
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loves live to talk to him about it.
And there's another gentleman who comes to see you for that
reason, because because people realized how important it is to
journal and talk about their lives, you know?
And you get to go back and read it and you know, understand what
you wrote in. It yeah, you go back and you
realize man, I was dumb or wow, why was I being like that or.
(06:39):
Yeah, because I get it. You know, we get in our stuck in
our routines, we get stuck in our regular lives and we don't
connect sometimes with how we really should be.
And I know that. I know that Matthew and I have
had this issue too, being DOMS, always being in control.
You know, you're single dad. You have to, you know, stick to
what you know and, you know, work hard every day.
(07:01):
And then you don't let your guard down.
And then all of a sudden you're like, I'm going to write in this
journal and I'm going to do thisand you changed it up.
Well, it's nice, opens up. Opens up your relationship.
So she can see what I'm thinking.
That is great. So now you go into the dungeon
and then you break out. You have him take off his shirt,
(07:24):
get on his knees, nipple clamps and you put the nipple clamp
somewhere. That was just his key points.
But at first I actually don't remember how it started, but I
remember I grabbed, I put his cuffs on and I put him on a
chain that I had to the ceiling because his he's got a hurt
shoulder. So I want to his arms a little
(07:45):
bit down didn't help, but I did that.
And then I just kind of like didsmall and you know, like
whipping with different instruments and stuff like that.
But I just never got a reaction out of them and it was kind of
frustrating me. Did you see?
Her in this gorgeous dress, she looks stunning, stunning,
stunning. Yes.
(08:06):
She walked out in front of our plumber today in that dress and
he about walked into a wall and fell over himself.
I bet he did. So did she get on the stool and
connect your arms? No, no you didn't.
When she gets on that stool in front of somebody.
No, I, I just. Yeah, they about freaking cream
(08:28):
their panties. Like if I fall because I know if
I fall, I'm gonna blame it on them, you know?
Yeah. So like, I fall.
You better not let me fall. Even their hands are still tied
up. You better not let me fall when
I get. Mean.
I can see it. So then what happens?
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Well, it was kind of irritating that I wasn't able to see a
reaction, and then I don't remember what happened that made
us start laughing. You were using one of the
paddles and you asked me what itfelt like and I gave you a dumb
ass answer. Yeah, like it felt like it was.
Oh, it feels swingy. Yeah, I said swingy, but you're
not. Giving me good descriptive
words. Yeah, and I just couldn't and.
(09:12):
He just was like laughing at himself.
So I said go lay down on the table.
Yeah, where I was gonna start some sounding.
Yeah. You know why this is?
Can't help it, it's so. Funny, see your reaction with
this. It's great.
He didn't react in there. No, because it's funny now, but
it's happened and you know. When he's.
(09:34):
A dog. He reacts more than he when he
was in the sub mine because he'sfeeding off of him.
I was trying to read his body. I couldn't read his body.
Well, you have to remember, too,the people that come to see you
in the dungeon, OK? They come in there because they
want to be submissive and that'stheir natural submissives.
I know, but you can still tell when somebody is OK.
This is their level of pain or this is what they like.
(09:54):
You can still see their desire in their body.
Yeah, no. I was gonna say she was whipping
the shit out of me too, but and I.
Was like, I was like, well I'm gonna go harder until you call
Yellow. But he didn't react still.
So I was like, I only did it twice.
I was like, I can't do it 'causeI don't want to go too far and I
don't I don't know where it is. It's like, are you mad at me?
Like I was such in a subspace the whole time.
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Like not the whole time I was inmy down space.
Then it slowly started falling in a subspace just because
couldn't read him. And I was getting like, am I
disappointing him? Am I like?
Am I? Am I in trouble?
Well, Charles walked by a coupletimes, you know, he goes in and
out the back damn door all the fucking time.
He loves listening. He.
Does I love it. He's so hilarious.
(10:36):
If you can't watch, he's going to listen and he's like, well,
sounds like somebody is getting their ass beat like hard.
And it's like, well, good for her.
For her. Wait, what was it him was
getting his ass beat or me? I don't know.
Obviously he was beating your ass and we didn't know it.
I just say we, we, we swapped roles.
Yeah, he said. That I bit his Dick when I did
(10:57):
not. She did she.
Didn't. Well, I asked you when we're
making the key points on this, so you you laughed out loud and
then you started doing the sounding and that didn't go
well. No because his his urethra is
curved drastically so I think itwas like scraping the inside.
I'm not really sure what exactlyhappened, but I'm wondering if
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the first initial entry. Yeah.
Messed something up because it'ssuch a curve that when I went to
go put it back in the way that his body is, it just wasn't.
Yeah, not everybody can do the sounding.
They can't. Not everybody can do it.
Try. Again.
Yeah. I told her she can try again.
Wow. It was interesting.
It just hurt like the hell. Yeah.
(11:38):
Well, you know, and sometimes you can have sediment build up
in a urethra. I mean, so I mean, there's other
reasons why. And you can always go shorter.
You can, you know, there's always different things you can
try. I like there's a silicone and I
used to have one. It's a silicone sound where it's
like rubber and working and it probably work better and it
probably wouldn't hurt because it it's, it's very thin and you
(12:01):
know, and it has a vibrator to it.
So you can turn on the vibrator.I'll order one.
I'll surprise you. OK, so.
Teasing. Oh yeah, you gotta talk about
that cause. Well, I like the teasing part of
it because it was more sexual tome because when she put it in
her mouth, I mean what? What else could I?
Well, that's. Complete sexual.
That's not teasing. Well, OK, well that but you
(12:24):
would take it out, then you'd look at me and you know, mm hmm,
it's kinda. And she's hot.
Yeah. So it's like, that's our.
Glasses on that. I love the glass.
I love the glass. So she's so cute in it.
Makes it so cute about it. She's sexy as fuck is.
She sexy as fuck. I'll say it.
Everybody will say it. Thanks.
Yes. Yeah.
So you liked the chain flogger when she did that?
(12:48):
Flogger was interesting. Yeah.
Was it like? Was it like a tingly feeling?
It was tingly and it kind of grabbed you a little harder.
Yeah, that's what it felt like. Yeah.
Well, that's good, but. Yeah, the chain, the chain
flogger was pretty cool. Nobody can take that chain
flogger. Nobody.
And nobody really likes it. Yeah, nobody likes it.
I always pull it out whenever they're in trouble or something.
(13:09):
Yeah. So that's awesome.
It's awesome. You enjoyed it.
You didn't like paddling, I takeit?
No. He liked the paddle.
No, the paddle. The paddle was fine, yeah.
I don't like the paddle. She doesn't.
I'm a squad girl and he's over here.
He he likes to whip me with the paddles.
Yeah, at home. Yeah.
And so I wanted to show him whenhe came in the dungeon, like,
hey, this hurt. But he was like, oh, I like
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that. Well, that didn't help.
Well. When you stepped out a moment
ago, Matthew had said, I just don't understand the concept
with the flogger. Why do people like the flogger?
It's a different sensation and if he can take more.
But he liked it because he said,it started making it feel like a
massage. Yeah.
Yeah. Like a lot of people say that.
(13:53):
Because the shoulders. Yeah.
When you got up on my shoulders and stuff, I liked it.
But I said when I get a heavier flogger, you can you can try it
and use it and you'll love it. We have a heavy.
Flogger. Oh, do you OK.
Remember the one that was given to me by?
Oh yeah, Shaman. Yeah, Shaman uses his name on
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fat, and he's totally open with it.
OK, yeah, so he gave me my firstflogger, but the only thing is
him learning to actually hit with it and I think he's like a
little bit. I'm gonna hurt you.
Yeah, but. You hit with me with a paddle,
you don't think that maybe almost make me bleed and be able
to handle a flogger? OK, well, the flogger, because
it looks big and it looks steadyand it makes it sound and it
(14:34):
doesn't hurt. At all, especially the bigger
ones. It's very misleading, very
misleading. Maybe that's what it.
Is, yeah, yeah. Maybe I should show it on you.
We they do make floggers and they use recycled fireman hoses
and it looks and it sounds lethal but that shit don't hurt.
It just feels good. Yeah, like the massage showing.
(14:54):
Yeah, it's crazy. So if.
You hit harder it it can. Well, yeah, I can see that
hurting. What hurts too is when people
hit, they miss and then it wrapsaround you.
It did to him and he was like, I'm gonna quit crying.
Don't point out my mistakes herenow.
So it was hard, bottom line, foryou to get in that head space.
(15:17):
It was, I tried and tried and tried, but I really enjoyed
watching her do it because, you know, she gets to do that for a
living and, you know, I hear about it, but I never get to see
it. So that was a lot of fun, you
know, actually watching her do it, you know, and.
That's why she wanted to do it. She wanted to show you like,
hey, look. Honey.
Well. Yeah, and I could do it.
(15:38):
Just didn't work. Yeah, it switched and then he
was the Dom and he like like picking up, threw in the couch.
I was like, oh. Yeah, yeah, she was.
Trying very, very hard not to. Even even after that moment, I
was trying to battle it a littlebit, but.
She told me to get on her knees.She sat on the couch.
I knew that wasn't going to be good.
(15:59):
Oh, I, I opened my legs and I was like, are you going to react
now? And then?
He reacted. He reacted.
Well, the other day she was talking about it and I, she was
like, Oh yeah, I've all planned out.
And I said no, no, no, no, don'tplan it out because it never
goes. I know that he ruined.
My thing because the sounding I was like I had this whole we
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were going to. We were going to do.
This, for a little while, I was going to do that.
So I was like, fuck, what do I do now?
Because this is my plan. Yeah.
So I'm like, God, I ruin everything.
But he said you tried the zipperon him.
Is that what you're going to bring up?
The zipper and the globe. The glove was kind of cool too.
Did you? Like the vampire gloves?
I like the vampire gloves, that's cool.
(16:41):
I would move his Dick out of theway with it.
Yeah, it's like a motherfucker though, doesn't it?
No, that didn't bother me. It was the fucking of the.
Zippers. Yeah, the clothespins.
The clothespins OK. Fuck that, She put them on.
Yeah, she put them all over my nuts and.
I like 6 on there. You put more than that like 12
(17:02):
on there you. Had.
Six on one side. You're right.
You're right. I forgot.
I didn't. I took him off and I put more
on. Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first time there was only
probably about four. Yeah.
And then the second time was like.
Well, 'cause you didn't react. So I was like why I put?
More on there. So the testicles are sensitive.
One the right. Yeah.
OK. Yeah, the right side is.
(17:23):
OK, now, alright. Yeah.
What side? Yeah.
That happens with a lot of guys for some reason.
This morning I got to tell whilewe're on the podcast.
Yes, this. Morning.
We were talking about prostates and what they feel like whenever
you haven't come in a while and what it feels like.
And I was like, she's like, well, have you ever felt that?
I was like, no, I just always assumed that everybody, you
know, would come because I always felt the hollowness of
(17:44):
the prostate and you're like, no, it feels like a walnut.
And we're like, well, Charles doesn't come in a while.
I said Charles Bend. Over he.
Was not he was. Didn't even hesitate.
I put on a glove, put some, put some over along and I was.
Like, all right, of course a dominatrix always has gloves
within 10 feet of radius. Ever.
(18:04):
I'm like, there's gloves. Get it?
It lives like bend over. I if they barely felt like the
wrinkle me doing this of it, I wouldn't even say he must have
come. Well, you know, and he probably
drips a lot because I, I tease him all the time with something
like we were doing breath play and I freaking put a bag over
(18:25):
his head. I've choked him out a little
bit. So he's probably just draining
it. Draining running down his leg
all day. I'm running down his leg all
day. Yeah, when I call him like slave
boy and get over here boy. Are you going to try it again?
I don't know. I don't think we liked it.
I like portions of it. Maybe.
Maybe portions of maybe portions.
(18:47):
Yeah, like the definitely. I'm gonna let her try sounding
again. I like that he says he's gonna
let me 'cause, you know, he's myDom.
I can't even. I couldn't even.
Well, and I think that you like getting on your knees in front
of her. I kind of liked it.
Yeah. She's sexy, I mean.
She is. She's gorgeous.
It's like, why would you want todo it?
But it was fun. Yeah, it was interesting.
(19:08):
You know, I think too, I think it's so hard because you've
never done that for another woman.
No, never. You know, and I think it's so
hard to trust somebody and you're like, you drop that wall
a little bit to feel vulnerable.I get that, yeah.
I feel. Like if it trust her.
Yeah. It's like, it's like you knocked
on wood. I trust her.
Knocked on wood. The door rattled.
(19:29):
He hit the door. It's OK.
I know, yeah. I don't think you didn't trust
me. I think it was just more like
he's the Dom and he's trying to be put into a different spot and
it just wasn't working. Just like I'm not normally his
Dom. So I could not put in myself in
that position. I tried.
I thought I my brain I could in my head, but once it was like in
real life, I was like hesitant and like tripping over my feet.
(19:50):
Like I was like, I can't do anything.
So this is kind of like the crossover in the real world,
right? How are we in the real world?
Matthew works his his regular job.
He's a single dad. You know, you've gone through
your struggles in life. This is how you are.
This is how you respond to things, right?
And then live again, single mom,her way of dealing with stuff is
(20:12):
very nonchalant. I'm going to come to work with
no shoes on. I'm going to make jokes with my
kids. You know, it's a total different
way. So she is not a.
Person SO. And that's what I love about
her. She's just free spirit, don't
give two fucks. Exactly.
I love it. Exactly.
So when she went into the dungeon to have this seriousness
(20:34):
and she was going to be Madam Lib, and she gets in there and
when she didn't get that that reaction, she's like, oh God,
this is this is like, oh, he's my Dom.
Oh shit, Oh shit. And then it started to fall
apart. No, you know what happened?
It fell back into the right spot.
There you go. There you go when you put his
(20:54):
Dick in your mouth. That's exactly where that's
exactly where it flipped. There you go, just.
Laughing my shit on here. No, I should have said the plan
fell apart. Yeah, OK, the the whole plan
fell apart between when the sounding went the shit on her
because it just didn't work right and.
Then you were laughing. I was laughing.
(21:17):
You were laughing at me because I was trying to get a reaction
from me and I wasn't able to do it.
Yeah, like not even a or a little move of his butt or, you
know, like when he tensed his butt.
Nothing. Like he literally just stood
there. I'm like, what do I do?
The Dom I know. But usually I read that.
Maybe it's because I'm naturallya sub that I know to read the
body and so I'm trying to read your body as a sub to a Dom.
(21:39):
It just doesn't work. It doesn't work.
It's hard. It's hard to switch, it's hard
to do that, she'd said earlier. She's like, I know that we're
going to have a good time. We had a good time you.
Did she was right about that? Yeah, she was.
It was a good time, good experience.
Yes, she said. She's like, I know we're going
to do this, we're going to have fun, I'm going to do the clips,
(22:01):
I'm going to do things. She's like, but I will never
fuck him in the ass 'cause I will lose all respect for myself
to do. It and that's what I told her.
I said no, but play. That's not what you said.
OK, no, don't make me feel gay, is what I said.
Don't wait. Don't let.
Me get gay Yes, yes. I tried to do a little butt
stuff, but then he looked at me like don't you fucking dare, and
(22:22):
I was like. Yeah, but what seemed funnier is
she had a little bitty butt plug.
I know. And I caught that at the end,
very end, when we were cleaning up.
Yeah, but she didn't like when Icaught her either.
What were you going to do with it?
(22:44):
On the couch when he found it. And I was kind of date drunk.
So he came out to me and I was like, what do you gonna do about
this? And I was like.
Sorry the listeners can't hear you.
I don't know. All right, so a lot of men, OK,
over 40, they've never had any type of anal play, right?
(23:06):
So a lot of them are just like, yeah, I like my ass.
Look, yeah, I like, I like toys,but I've never used them on
myself. A lot of times I get couples in
there and they've this one guy he was so against his wife using
the Hitachi 1 he hated. It was the Hitachi 1.
The Hitachi one, that plug in, it's a big handheld massager,
kind of like the silver one we have.
In there. And the Hitachi was the first
(23:28):
one that really came out that became really popular.
It was white, Whitehead, blue switches.
I've burned up four or five of them in the dungeon.
They just don't last. But anywho, this couple came in
and he's like, Oh yeah, I hate that fucking massager.
You know, she gets off when I'm not even the room.
I said, well, have you ever usedit on yourself?
He's like, no, why would I use it on myself?
(23:49):
And I said, well, here's the thing.
We were created as human beings.The clit on a woman is the same
as a man's penis, same concept. So if she likes the vibrations
on her clit, you're going to like the vibrations on your
Dick. And he's like, really like,
yeah. And you know what else you'll
like? I said, I'm going to have her
(24:09):
stick her finger in your ass andhave her use that massager on
your Dick. And you're really going to
fucking like it. And let me tell you something, 5
minutes, this guy was breathing heavy, panting, begging her to
just Jack him off. And I'm like, oh, no, the
massager's going to get it. Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.
And I told her, I said, now stick it.
(24:30):
Stick your finger in there and rub it, rub it, rub it and use
the massager. And boom, he shot his load.
Almost hit the fucking ceiling. What?
That was just the way you're like Gary.
Gary. Yeah, I would have seen the
visual for that one. God.
She was demonstrating here. Yeah, she was.
(24:51):
She was all up in it, finger, finger crooked and fucking all
the way to the ceiling. God.
But the point of it is the pointof it is a lot of guys will say,
well, if I like to use a dildo on my asses, that make me gay.
And I'm like, no, it never makesanybody gay.
It's it is massaging the prostate, milking the prostate,
(25:15):
and you can have an amazing orgasm without ever touching
your penis. So it's fun.
You're going to turn 40 soon. You need to say to yourself, I'm
going to try it. Well, I told her she could do it
after we were done. That's not fair.
But she's the one that didn't try it.
Because you said no with your eyes.
I didn't say how. How did you read my eyes?
What? I know his.
I know his face. I didn't want to be mad at me.
(25:37):
I told her she could do I. Was not.
I was no longer a Dom at that point.
I was not a Dom in any sense, any fashion.
By the time you were on that table, it was gone.
It was not there. Well, what you need to get is a
dildo that's not in the shape ofa penis, so you'll feel less gay
this way. But maybe you come with knobs on
(26:00):
it or something. Tell me something she had.
She had the one with the sea. 3 little balls on it.
Yeah fella, Yeah. It was just funny when I found
it though. Yeah, that's.
Funny, I did hide it, yeah. But she did she.
Did she hit it? I didn't even see it.
Let me tell you something, when this chick is done with the
session, we have to go in behindher and clean out the couch and
(26:24):
what's on the floor. You know, because.
It's a it's a nightmare. It's crazy.
I usually make the Subs clean itthough.
I know, but they never do 100% because they're usually
lethargic. Throwing my shit.
They're like lethargic and they're like anything you say,
Madam. Left click, click, click, click.
Here's the alcohol bottle. And they're like, oh, man, I'm
so tired. I want to go.
(26:47):
She buck out of him and she beats the shit out of him.
She'll sodomize him and then send him home.
But here, by the way, clean yourshit.
Yeah, it's hilarious. But she was doing a scene the
other day and she did the fucking clothes pins everywhere.
And me and Evie, we were sittingon the other side of the room.
(27:07):
Evie wanted to watch how Liv dida session.
And so we're sitting back and we're watching.
And I've never seen her do this before, but I found it.
I was like, oh, fuck, look at this.
Clothes pins all over them. And she starts slapping them off
like, like Miss Thunderstorm came in with two hands of bolt
steel, and they just fly across the room.
(27:27):
And I was like, what the fuck? I'm like, yes.
Everywhere. And they go everywhere.
I'm like, well fuck, who's goingto clean that up?
So I'm still finding the fuckingclothespins today.
I was like, motherfucker. That's funny.
It is hilarious. Well, I'm glad you all had fun.
Isn't it fun? Just have sex in the dungeon.
(27:49):
It is. It's a lot of fun.
How do you know we had sex? I can look at your face right
now and see that you gagged on aDick.
The way your eyeshadow is completely off, your mascara is
all over the place. And that you did say you were
Dick drunk so. There you go, I'm.
(28:10):
Not really. Yeah, well, this is great.
I still say I'm planning for thewedding.
Just me. It's OK.
Can't wait. Love it.
Been seven months. OK, counting down.
I'm counting down. I said Liv, just a year, just a
year. Just go for a year and then we'd
make plan for the wedding. OK, Just saying.
(28:31):
All right, we're already talkingabout just saying.
All right, Anywho, a lot of Subsare going to be extremely
disappointed with this, but fuckem.
Oh, I'll just be shoving my ringin there.
Yeah, yeah. Alright, this been fun.
She she did make me clean the dungeon too.
(28:51):
Oh. She did, yeah.
Oh, look at that. She told me to pick everything
up and I just, I figured I had fun too.
And yeah, so I helped clean the dungeon.
Well, the end, but like midway through, I just made him clean
up. Was on the floor.
Yeah, while I sat there and watched him.
Which, by the way, we broke yourchair.
Which one? The throne.
Yeah, the throne. Really.
My chair. I was holding on to the.
(29:14):
Armrest, yeah, and. Pulling up so I can it can get
deeper, Yeah. I was like where am I just came
right off. Good Lord.
She did it, not me. Well, actually, shut up.
He tried. Fixing it and broke it up and
start. Fixing it, God damn it.
You can't throw me in the butt. OK.
Yeah, we can wood glue in it. They'll take care of it.
OK, that's alright. So you know, I think for her
(29:41):
birthday though, she should still be able to use something
anally on you for fun. I mean, her birthday is around
the corner. Be fun, just saying.
Or I can let you take one of thefucking machines home and the
two of you can just go downtown.With it.
Oh, not the fucking machine. Why you don't want to use it on
yourself? Not on him.
No on yourself. I.
Don't. I don't want to.
(30:02):
It's fun you have, I know, but damn, you could just sit there
with remote control and kind of wear you out, right?
It's fun. We can order the big alien deck
and then it'd just be like Monstro fucking Yak.
You know she's just trying to fuck you up.
(30:24):
She said something about your bottle too.
She's trying to fuck you up too,she said a.
Finger in it. She said but something, but she
didn't say nothing. About just finger.
No, she said anally. I was saying the anal something
that's, you know, slendrical shaped, not not like the shape
of. The penis alien Dick.
No, she could. Have been talking about I could
have I. Was saying an alien Dick for you
Liv. I don't want her name.
(30:45):
She's yes, you do, you know you want it and no Lube.
You get spit. That's how it works.
She likes it like that. She likes it like that.
I know she likes it. She's so fun.
So we need a female volunteer because Matthew said that he
would love to see you dominate awoman in there.
(31:05):
Yes, and that's what we need. Because he wants to see what I
would want. Yeah, that would not be a
problem. We just have to find someone
who'd be interested and I, they're all over the place,
yeah. What's that song off of Hocus
Pocus like Come All My Children?Oh yeah, the spell the.
Spell, that's what, A spell on you?
No, that's all the hocus pocus. That's not the one I'm talking.
(31:26):
About No. It was like, come little
children, it's their spell. When they start singing it and
all the children are kind of brainwashed and they're like,
you know, like zombies. Yeah.
I don't. Remember.
So where we go over? That yeah, we don't want to
bring children like fine ass women over the age of 18 you
fucking pervert. Y'all on the pervert, I was
(31:48):
thinking. Frankly, y'all were just like,
chill. I'm still trying to figure out
where you're going with it. I don't know, be quiet, she was
just saying. She wants women to come flock
because she's very, very bisexual and she would.
But you've always said you don'twant to top a woman either
though. I'd rather top a woman.
Oh, OK, I didn't think you'd want like dominate a woman in
(32:09):
bed or just in the. Because remember, I don't want
to be eaten out. Yeah.
So she wouldn't be able to dominate me because she can't do
nothing to me. Yeah, I think you called
yourself the Butch lesbian the other day, didn't you?
No, he called me a Butch lesbian.
I did not call you a Butch lesbian.
He said that Butch lesbians weartheir hat backwards, and I say I
wear my hat backwards. She's like, well, you don't
chase women. I was like, yeah, the fuck I.
(32:30):
Do she'll wear her Dom hat to the side and I'm.
Like mean it like that, though. We were talking about the women
at the pool, right I. Don't remember what we're
talking about? Yeah.
Yes, we were talking about Nate trying to hook up with the women
at the pool, but there were so many of them that were that were
lesbian and I was saying that you could definitely tell one
(32:51):
was the Butch and one wasn't because because the hat was
backwards. But they also had the sports bra
and everything else. It wasn't just the hat.
That's what she heard. And they wear the sports bra so
they can contain their their boobies, you know, so that they
don't show their boobies. You know, those are the kinds
that you need to go for girl. Yeah, they why?
(33:12):
Because they're hot. The Butch ones are hot.
Yeah, a lot of the Butch ones are hot.
I think I like feminine women. Yeah, OK.
Early little dresses and stuff. I think the odds are me.
Why would I like myself? That's true.
I am no bitch. All right?
See, she just said, Oh, my God, this has been fun.
(33:33):
All right. You gonna come back again?
Oh yeah. Yeah, come back.
Alright, we can, Yeah, it's gonna say we can talk about some
wild sex adventures are pretty, pretty interesting.
I still like the story that thathe told me one day and it was.
Man, you won't believe what I did to her.
Dragged her by her hair and I was like fuck.
What? When?
In the bathroom. Oh yeah.
(33:54):
I'm gonna put you. In Yeah, I had a mental orgasm.
I didn't orgasm with my vagina. I orgasm only with my brain.
It was weird. Wow.
I didn't come, but I came. It was weird.
That was the collar. You had the collar with your
hands behind your back. Well, I don't know.
I don't remember on. Your knees.
No, I was facing inside. I was looking at myself in the
mirror. Well, yeah, eventually we got
there, but. Yeah, that's where I came.
(34:15):
That wasn't really a come. Wow was intense.
Was a good time. Love it.
Alright guys this has been great.
Are you going to do the sexy voice when we closeout tonight?
So Matthew, at the end of every podcast episode, I'm like, come
on, Liv. This has been the latest episode
(34:36):
and she's like, help me mistress.
And I was like, no. While he do it.
Yes, let Matthew do it. What am I doing?
Well, at the end of every episode, I'll say, hey, Matthew,
this has been the latest episode.
And you'll say. Call me Mistress, there you.
Go.
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