June 25, 2025 • 52 mins
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me the one,
the only, Evie Bolin. Hello.
And then in the left corner overthere, holding that nice glass
of Chardonnay, I've got Lil pow.Hello folks, how are we?
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Come on, answer me now. Oh goodness.
All right, guys. The interesting thing of it is
you all follow one another on Fat Life.
You all have seen the groups andyou've seen the things that
we've posted and recently we posted about the event that
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we're going to have on Saturday night, right?
Yes, it's kind. Of fun.
I know you're very excited. I really do now, PO.
He actually came to one of our actual parties a few months ago
when when we did them before summer.
And you know, we're going to getyour feedback on it for sure.
But now I wanted to make clear to everyone.
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I've had a lot of people write me, text me, e-mail me, comment
on fat. They've been kind of bombarding
me with questions. And so I've tried to make it as
clear as possible with I when I can with people, I really do.
But sometimes clarity just doesn't cut it.
We had this idea, the three of us, when we said, hey, let's do
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what we can actually expect froma party.
So I thought we could talk aboutquestions and answers you all
might have that people might be asking.
And then I'm going to tell you some horror stories and we're
going to talk about etiquette ofwhat you should do.
Very important. Because a lot of people just
don't know how to fucking act. Yeah, yeah.
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Or they just don't have the experience at this particular
type of venue to know what to expect or like I said, how to
act it's. So PO, you came here, it was
your first party, you didn't know what to expect.
Now this is just going to be an open dungeon night.
And that's why I tried to explain to everyone.
I said the open dungeon means they can go into the dungeon,
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they can have access to a bathroom and then they can go
outside. There's a full layout outside
where there'll be some air mattresses.
They can lounge, they can do whatever they want.
They have, we'll have furniture out there for people, we'll have
sex. Furniture we have, we have
implemented posts there if people wanted to do any type of
suspension or bondage or whatever.
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And of course we have the pool, so they can do that too.
But now you came to an event, What did you expect?
It was a little bit of a costumeparty.
You were dressed up in pinky blinders.
You look good. It was British invasion and you
know, even people were confused with that, right?
People would message me, well, what does British invasion mean?
And I would say, well, it's where the British would invade.
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The British are coming. That would mean we're something
British appropriate. And I did that because Dragon
Lane, she is from Manchester, I.Like every time I hear like
speak or I just have the opportunity to, to meet her,
she's a fantastic person. She is.
She's fantastic. Lane, yeah very open, loves to
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meet new people and ask her any question.
I guarantee you she'll have an answer for you and you will not
make you feel dumb. She is beautiful inside and out.
She is genuine sweet. She's one of my best.
I love her and she'll tell you straight up, she's like, I love
latex, you know? I love, I love the scene in
Britain and everything and she's, she's great.
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I love the accent. She's wonderful.
Tell us, though, you come here that night.
Your dress is pinky blind dress.You walk through the gate.
I meet you at the gate. Yes, I explained to you these
are the three colors. And this is what I'm going to
tell everyone I've I reveal the colors of the night of the
event. So there'll be a color for
straight looking to play. OK, and will be a color for BI
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or gay looking to play. And then there's one, and it's
always black. And that means leave me the fuck
alone. OK?
I'm just here to watch. Yeah.
And that's it. And you know, I tell people all
the time, I don't know how much more simpler I can make this.
Right. It's wristbands.
You see it on the arm. You only wear one wristband now?
Someone asked me in the chat room.
Hey can we switch? I saw that, yeah.
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I never even thought of that question.
People have done it, Sure. Yeah, if you want to switch
wristbands to from black to a color for it, right, I have the
wristbands. Yeah.
Now if you're straight and you're looking for more play, I
don't think it's necessarily that you need to change your
wristband. You just act interested and go
with the flow, go with the. But I can definitely understand
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going from black to A well, maybe I'll play.
Yeah, right. All right.
So what was your thought on the party when you came in?
Well, it was still relatively new to me at that point,
absolutely, and I had no idea what to expect.
I gained a lot of education fromit, but I will say I was a
little bit of a fish out of water.
I found myself kind of remember that old arcade game where you
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you have the ducks and they're and you have the gun and you're
shooting them and it's like Bing, Bing, Bing.
Yeah, that that that was neat whenever I was at the party and
I was going from one place to another until eventually I found
my safe place, which was the thedungeon.
And I sat down and, you know, enjoyed the scenes, but there
was a lot of activity going on. If you can't find something to
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entertain yourself at one of these particular functions, I
don't know what's wrong with you.
Like it's, there's so much goingon and.
What did you see that stuck out in your mind?
As far as like play or just I mean, obviously the thing that
stuck out in my mind like the very most was when I was
watching the session in the dungeon where they were
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performing sounding on the person, because I'd always been
curious about that. And I wanted to get a little
further input from someone who was actually doing the activity
to go. You know, Hey, what's what's
going on here? You know, what kind of
sensations are you feeling? Is it it's a good sensation, a
bad sensation? Of course, you know, tent, there
was always something going on, you know, in that.
I know that might necessarily not have that this time, but
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that area will still be available and I guarantee you
there's going to be some shenanigans shenanigans.
Thank you. I was going to take kinky shit,
but kinky shenanigans is even better.
But it's I like the Atmos fear that really, no one really
judges each other. We're all here, we all
understand that we're all a little bit weird.
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The good kind. Of freaks exactly, but we're the
good freaks, you know, we're, you know, we, we plan our
activities to be freaks. And so I, I love that
atmosphere, the non judgmental, Hey, what are you into?
What are you not into that kind of vibe?
I think there was one point you kind of made a funny joke about
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it later on. This has been here recently.
You said, yeah, someone was was talking about getting spankings
in the in the tent. And they were like, yeah, man,
you better stay out of there. And he's like, Oh yeah, would
you want to get spanks? I hate that that guy actually
talked me out of it. That's the thing.
Like I was lurking around. I was like, well, maybe I don't.
And then I mother got home. I was like, you idiot, you like
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that was like you're you're likeyou fantasy.
Why do you make that? Mistake again I'm.
Not going to make that mistake. Again, it was 2 beautiful hot
women. It was Scorpion.
She's a beautiful black goddess.Stop.
Rubbing it in. And again, I'm going to rub.
It. In all right, she'll be in this
next party and I will let her know and she will top you.
She will do a scene with She's beautiful, She's super.
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And Dragon Ling. Oh my God, Dragon Ling's gonna
be there. Yes.
I'm so excited, yes. It's gonna be a good time.
It's gonna get. Great, you do not want to miss
this. It's.
I get intimidated by like, Tommywomen.
I'm like, you can do it, but youdon't get intimidated, you get
horny. Yeah, yeah.
That is, that is a little bit ofa different.
Yes, you were like, I want a Russian shape to like beat the
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fuck out of me. I can honestly say that I
understand both of those feelings, though, that both of
the going Oh, they're they're all know what they're doing, and
yet going I'm horny as fuck and that would be really fun.
I'm. Like, no, I have to.
I can't keep my Dom hat on, Yeah.
You don't have what? You can let loose.
As long as you're not getting drunk or drinking at the party,
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you can have fun like that. We'll think about it, yes.
You think hard? All they are real hard.
They're going to be begging hard.
This is my actual first sex party.
I've never been to one yes, so I'm excited, yes.
So what are like, what's the etiquette that you know, the
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etiquette is I've made a list ofrules.
They're actually going to be on that stand.
OK, And the the the first rule is don't piss off me up valid,
you know. That's a good, that's a good,
good rule. Don't piss off and don't piss
on. Exactly.
You don't piss me off because I will ban you.
I'm done with this. If people don't like that, they
come to my home. Goodbye anyway.
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Touché Touché a. Party.
Yeah, you know, respect people'shomes.
Don't you kind of want to remember what happened next to
like I love remembering because here's.
The thing if you get shit faced,you're getting kicked out.
I'm sorry, you cannot consent ifyou're fucked up and you're.
Exactly. Exactly.
So you're getting kicked out. So I don't know, govern
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yourselves really. Oh by the way, the whole glass
bottle thing that I will sponsor, I will bring 200 red
solo if you got glass no. Kidding.
Crap. A red.
So look up. Thank you.
Like people, you know, you got the the pool here, you got the
mud room. Everything's cement.
You know it's gonna break and then people.
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Are walking around Exactly, Exactly.
Mia's home. She's got Anna.
Yeah. Yeah, just respect, Exactly
respect, you know that you're a guest, you know?
What are their other kids? What are their?
Well, you know, the other thing of it is I, I provide a lot of
paper towels. So guys will go and wipe their
Dicks after they do their deed. And they'll throw the paper
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towels on the floor in the bathroom.
And real classy boys. Yeah.
Or, or if they bring, you know, alcohol or cups or whatever,
they'll set it over here on the side of the on the floor right
next to the furniture. So then it's all over and I put
trash receptacles everywhere. It's just the simplest things
that multiply, you know, right by trainers, just like sexy
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Disneyland. It is like there's gonna be
little staff that no like, yeah,yeah.
Be grown-ups, be grown. See, we say these things and we
know these things, but ultimately, you know, ranges
fall out their butt. It really does.
It's really that. Speaking of which, Speaking of
which, this guy was really thinking with the wrong head
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because last year he came to an event.
Him and his wife and I thought, you know, they're swingers that
come to other events. I've had no issues with them
whatsoever. I liked them.
They seemed very nice. But it was one of those he would
come here, he would get really trash.
This last party that he came to and I told her, I said, you
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know, you really need to tone itdown with him, you know, no
more. No more for tonight.
Oh yeah, Mia. Yeah.
I mean, he was walking around about ass naked, which was fine,
just because he had a nice appendage.
He thought it was very importantto show everyone and show
everyone how he could helicopterhis own penis.
And then he thought it would be cool to he would do it with his
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body PO. Yeah, OK.
Thank you. Thank you.
I was trying. I was jumping out emotion and
trying to like like, am I crankyyet?
Like I always thought the helicopter was when you put
something, you know one on top of you and you spin them around
while you're in sex. But you're telling me it's like
like a tassels. Like.
Like a tassel. OK, all right, I've been
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corrected. Now I understand.
Now I'm back in the game. Let's go.
He thought it was cool to go up towards people and then
helicopter his Dick on their armor around them or near their
face. He thought it was cool, He
really did. And.
That's not cool. That is not cool.
Not cool. Don't touch people without
consent. So I had like four or five
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people come to me and say me, he's gotta go.
He came up to my girlfriend and he, like, flicked his wet Dick
on her arm. And yeah, so that's the kind of
stuff I have to deal with. You live a very interesting
life. I do.
I do. Poe, I don't know if it's good
or bad. Interesting.
It's interesting. But now I'll tell you this, I'll
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tell you this, my very good friend Bama girl, she's on fat
right? You have not got to meet her
yet. Beautiful, wonderful woman.
She decides that she's going to comment to just to reiterate
with people. Hey, Mia's parties are a lot of
fun. You know, just don't fuck things
up for everybody, right? So and she said on there one of
my roles and that was don't shitin her St. don't shit in her
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neighborhood on the street. It's not New Orleans.
No offense to New Orleans, but Ihave to put that on my side, my
rules, because someone couple parties ago went out to their
car in my neighborhood and therewas people that actually had to
clean that up. One person, the love of my life
had to go out there and clean human feces out of the street.
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Yes, because again, and people thought it was cool that they
could just go out there like fucking New Orleans and shit on
the street and take a Doo Doo. Yeah, I mean, you got 2
bathrooms. I I I really got three.
They can. They.
Can use any of them, like if it's an SOS, like come get
Someone Like You have to like shit your pants, yeah.
Get a water bath. Yeah, I will clear that bathroom
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for you. We will.
We got don't. Worry about you, right?
I even got woods. Don't go out on the street.
I think he he came home and he'slike, honey, This is why I have
to bring gloves to go check the streets the next morning.
He's like, This is why our neighbors will hate us.
This is why. And I'm like, what did you find?
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He's like, it was bad. It was really bad.
I'm like he's like traumatized. He's having Vietnam flashback
baby. He was.
Bad he. Got that out.
There was trouble everywhere. Shit's everywhere.
It was Sherman everywhere. Oh my.
Goodness. Sherman They brought their own
toilet paper. So they plan to do that shit?
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Literally plan to do that shit, yes.
Yes, it's for Barney. Does the fucked up person shit
in the woods? Well, they should.
They they. Yeah, but apparently they didn't
this time. All right, so we've talked.
Sorry. They're great.
I'll be premeditated. Evie.
Evie, you're just now realizing this is, This is why I say it's
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really not a sex party. It's really not a BDSM party.
To me. It's an adult lifestyler's event
that people can come, they can express who they are, be who
they are without expectations todo anything other than just to
be an adult who's in the lifestyle so that they too, like
fellow kingsters, can all get along under one roof.
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And that's why, you know, there's a lot of people in the
community at times where they'llsay, oh, she invites swingers to
her parties or she invites just the BDS summers.
It's not that this is not, this is not to segregate any specific
group. We are all under one umbrella,
right? And you look at me again with
quizzical look on your face. No, it's just true.
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I see the yeah, I know the scrubs look, I'm like, huh,
what's the one? But I don't get that.
Well, it's but I see the post that you advertise and I've
never seen anything that said these people only these people,
only these people only like. We should, we should actually
put a sign that says if you're aferal creature who shits on my
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street, you are not allowed. You know what I should?
Put that. I would be OK with that I I
think. You should go without saying.
That's a good parameter. They're the people who are the
reason that there are warning labels on everything.
Yes. Because it goes without.
They are the McDonald's hot coffee people, but they battled
them down the cup. Boom, I was gonna say these are
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the mattress tags. Whatever, I'm a I'm a rebel.
I RIP those off every time, every pillow I have.
You rebel. I know you gotta choose your
battles. We're going to call you CC.
I catch you. I don't hear on out, but the
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point with all of this is that different people in this
community have made a point to say, oh, well, you know, she
invites these swingers to these parties.
These people. Yeah, they really have they this
has been a factor And and it hasn't been, you know, I've been
doing these parties for over 10 years, but it's only here, been
here recently that they stopped really talking about it.
You know, that they've been like, oh, OK, gangster party.
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But again, I just try to reiterate with people, this is
just an open dungeon night. They can come swim, they can
have sex. They can do it ever.
They mingle, they can mingle, they can talk.
They can do all these things. You know one part of this
conversation, PO, you missed when I was talking to Edie
earlier when you're downstairs, I said, listen, Edie, I even had
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this idea. I've thrown every possible party
theme in the last 1015 years. Right, sorry, my eyebrows are
raising. Like what?
You got what you got? What do I need to get excited
about next? Well, you would have liked this
honestly, because I did a slave submissive auction, right?
So it was men and women who weresubmissive or they were slaves
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that wanted to be auctioned off for a 30 minute date encounter
and starting bid was $25. Now there was somebody at the
party, very attractive woman, another very attractive man.
They both got like 150 two $100.00.
So what I did was I, I told everyone, I whatever amount you
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get, you get half of it and thenthe other half goes towards this
animal shelter that. You were going to say that, did
you? I love that about you.
Here. Thank you.
I was like an animal shelter wasabout to come up and play.
I love that. I really did.
I love that you sport. Thank animals so much.
And, you know, so I've always done, I've done the homeless
shelter that's downtown on T St.I've always seen my fish.
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No, this one is a helping hand. OK, I know.
That one too. And heavenly blessings, Pastor
Renee runs it. It's a great organization.
That's awesome. So between those and then I told
you, there's a one lady and she does an animal rescue right
outside of Tallahassee. Amazing lady so anyway all these
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people they were like Oh yeah you know I'll do it for the
animals you know we'll do the the auction a lot of people were
emailing me and a lot of people came that night and they said
now So what can I get can I can I get a blowjob you know they.
Obviously that would have been my my question too is like what
is expected? What is expected?
Auctioned off, Yeah. Well what I said to them it was
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a 30 minute meet and greet. OK, they were expecting Oh, I so
I get to take them upstairs and fuck them.
I'm like. No, I wouldn't go that far.
But you know, and my thoughts would be like you want me to.
Slave trade and run exactly. Thank you.
People in the fucking community were just like, Oh yeah, she's
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doing a slave sex trade. Do do we need to like call cops?
Yes. Saying they were all thinking
it. And I'm like, look, I'm gonna
reiterate this again with you fuck tards right now.
This is a meet and greet for people who need to meet people
in the community. You know, it's like this is a
type of play. Why would you, if you were
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actually sex trafficking like 'cause that's what that would
be. Yes, it would be, that would be,
it would be party. You would not.
I'll bring the baby oil. Thank you.
I'm just so glad that I can finally buy a baby oil again
that's I'm gonna get to working into a conversation I do.
She's selling people. You read it on Betlife.
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Let me tell you, I watch Dave Chappelle in a quick little
short and let me tell you something, he's like, look, look
y'all, I don't know how often you buy baby oil in your life,
but I still have the same baby bottle.
Baby. Oil bottle that my Mama gave me
when I was a kid. OK, he's like, I don't use that
shit stays in that bottle at bottles from 1975.
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If you manscape enough down there, though, you know, you
gotta, you gotta apply a little moisturization out there.
Absolutely. Don't you love the baby oil
lotion? I love the baby oil lotion.
I haven't tried the baby. Oil lotion.
It's awesome. Yeah, I like jerking.
I. Like jerking too.
A jerk, would you say? Jerkins jerk.
Jerking tomatoes. You talking about the lotion?
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Talking about the like that one too.
That's nice. I use coconut oil.
That's nice. Boozy.
Mia said you said it earlier, but we said it off podcast and
it was just it hit me right in the giggle Dick when he said
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you're looking at me. I'm like I don't know, give me
like kinky, like Mary Poppins. I don't know.
Anyway, that's hot topic. That's Amy.
OK, continue. Moment you just said giggle
Dick, so it's OK. I I I understand where you're
coming from. Punching the giggle Dick, you
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know. Because I'm going to have that
on my mind for quite some time now and I love it.
Do you love it? That's something about a giggle
Dick. I don't know what it is.
It rolls off the tongue. Well, not my tongue, but other
people's tongue. Yeah, it will roll off their
tongue. So I will go back to this, but I
will say on Pet Life, people have emailed the shit out of
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asking me questions about do they have to come in as
mandatory and play and do something at an event.
I said, look, I've had to write up this whole spiel with people,
right? I'm not a puppet master.
You can come to the event or youcan stay home.
You can come to the event. You can play or you can sit on
your ass. You can take a fucking nap,
right? I don't care.
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You know, people don't understand this.
Warriors are welcome. We love you.
Yes. Come.
Because half the function. He's a big voyeur.
You just say you are. Look at.
You she got a big old Texas, right?
Now and I don't tell my Zodi little secret.
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But you know, we got a ton of great people that come to the
events and This is why I do the events for them.
People that I fucking like, the other assholes, fuck them.
And if the community has a problem?
Fucking the asshole. As far as the ones that you're
talking about. I fuck assholes all.
Day. Well, I know that's all
specialty, but it is. Specialty.
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It's joyous. I'm going to tell you today that
today's session, it was, it was fabulous.
That's a. That's a That's a hairy subject
to get into. Yes, yes, it's a hairy subject.
A Hugh Beater indeed. He had contacted me for three
days. And usually when they're so
vigilant about contacting, beingconsistent, I almost believe
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him. Like, Oh, yeah, he's going to
come for a session. Well, again, a lot of people,
they don't really confirm a time, you know, they're here for
work. It's it's understandable.
Ultimately, I told this gentleman, OK, I'll expect your
phone call. Da, da, da, da, da.
He started calling me at 7:30. I was still asleep this morning.
Yes, Lord, let's do that early. Girlfriend, I'm the house slave
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but I don't even call at 7:30 inthe morning.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm telling you, you know, I getup sometimes at two, 3:00 in the
morning. I can't sleep.
I get it. I'll be up for an hour and I'll
go back to sleep, right? But I have to turn my ringer off
every night at 7:00. I don't believe it.
Yeah, it's bad. Well, you're in, what, 187
different countries? Yeah.
So yeah, yeah, some of them are going to be, you know, like
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Egyptian time and they're going to call you, you know, 3:00 in
the morning. They are and they do.
They WhatsApp me. They'll do like video calls.
I'll get those too. Yes, it's unreal, but ultimately
it's OK. It's all right.
They're forgiven. Sure.
But I will say, so this gentleman calls me this morning
and ultimately he calls back at 9:00 and I'm like, he's like,
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yeah, you know, I can, I can come see you this morning and
blah, blah, blah. And I said, OK, great.
He had already given me some background.
He said he had been to a Dom. He has a Dom in upstate Georgia.
And you know, he sees her on a regular basis.
It's it's his go to. That's pretty much the lady that
kind of owns him in a sense. And he said the dynamic is he
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goes in for SPH small penis humiliation.
He does little impact and he said you know a.
Small Dick and then little impact.
For some reason he just made me giggle.
Right. And the giggle Dick.
Thank you. We're going to be using.
That. That's my new phrase.
Well, let me tell you, Barbie said to me the other day she was
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annoyed with somebody and she's like, yeah, I was telling her
straight up. OK, Pookie, Anna.
Yes, I said. Oh my God, that is my new
nickname. Arby.
I'm calling people that from nowon.
Isn't that awesome? Kiana.
One time I was going through a little town of Missouri and I
see a cinema, a movie theater called Puja and it was Puja
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Cinema. I said what the fuck did he
fuck? Is that the kind that, like Pee
Wee Herman used to like, go to like it was a theater?
Kind of thing that was a real movie theater for.
Actual people sounds dirty. It wasn't dirty, OK, but when I
saw that I was like, Oh my God, Pooja Cinemas.
And then I was like, oh, that sounds like a sexy, like
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stripper. Really does.
Like Pooja Cinema. Like, hey, yeah, yeah, Come see
our poojas, you know? I mean, you know.
Yeah, who just said I'm in the mood.
For some poocha. What was the poocha?
It was the juice part. Let me get that poocha juice,
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you know, I mean, like, I mean, there's, there's so many.
Possibilities. And then you can say punch me in
the in the giggle Dick. I don't know about punching, but
you know, it's a little far fromme.
My impact, my impact is on the other side.
So, so anyway, so this guy, he comes in and Liv and I, we start
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doing the session and he's like,he has this scowl look on his
face, right? And I said to him, I said, are
you upset? He's like, no, I'm just really
nervous. And I said, OK, well, not a
problem. You get undressed to where you
feel comfortable or uncomfortable for that matter.
I don't give a fuck. And I was really being kind of
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boldly mean this morning. I was just in one of those
moods, you know, it happens, it happens.
So, so he proceeds to get undressed and do his little
thing and and I said, yeah, get your fucking dirty shoes.
I don't want them on my rug. Go over there and put them on
the door. I said fold up your clothes, put
them over there. And he's like, now did you, did
you talk to Liv, Madam Liv abouteverything?
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And I said you don't need to worry about what I told Liv you
and I've had a discussion. We've talked for three days in a
fucking row. I do not have senility at all or
Alzheimer's. I know exactly what we've talked
about. Therefore, I'm in here and I
will tell Liv as we go along, unless you want to waste more of
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your. Time.
That's it. And he's oh, no, no, no,
mistress, no, no. OK, OK.
He starts getting ready. And I said, hey, let's go ahead
live. What do you think we're going to
put him on the cross? She's like, oh, yeah, yeah,
let's go on the cross. So we go over on the cross lives
like, oh, you want to tell me what he likes and he doesn't
like now? Oh yeah, absolutely.
Because I wanted him in a compromise position and he was
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like oh shit. I love that game.
You love it. Right, no intellectual
domination stimulation exactly that's.
We're playing chess right now, aren't we?
Not checkers. Damn right.
Love that. Thank you.
So can be my little Rook piece. He was up there, he's on the
cross. And I say to him, now listen,
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I'm going to let Liv know right now the conversation that we had
and what it consisted of. I said.
And I was most upset with our more recent conversation this
morning when you as a fucking creepster asked me, would we be
the only two people at the placewhere we are at in the dungeon
alone. I said, now do you have
children? Do you have a daughter that
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maybe you would ask that to or maybe have a strange man who was
going to come to her place and ask her if she was the only one
here. I said, do you know, Oh yes,
mistress, I realized that after the fact that I asked it that,
that it could be assumed that I was being offensive.
When I asked that, I said it wasannoying.
I said you caused an annoyance in my life and how you acted.
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I said you asked me stupid questions, you're going to get
stupid answers. I said it's none of your fucking
business who's here and who is not here.
I said the more appropriate question to ask me because he
had said, well, you know, I wentto one dungeon and and her
security, you know, I wanted to watch the whole time.
I said, yeah, because you're fucking creepy.
And he's like, I I don't know, mistress, I said, yeah, you
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don't know because you're fucking stupid.
And anyway, this is what he wanted.
He wanted to be berated, He wanted SPH.
Obviously I had no issue giving it to him.
And ultimately when he turned around on the cross, I said to
him, you know, why do you have 4inch long pubic hair?
Why men, why do you have to growout your pubic hair to where you
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can fucking braid it where it needs conditioner?
That's not where you should havethe comb over the comb over, no.
It's awful. And I told him I'm like, look at
and I'm trying to pull it. I was pulling it with something.
I was pulling it with a clothespin.
I was like, look at this. It's kinky.
I'm like 4 inches of fucking kinky hair.
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But anyway, I was taking the clothespins and I was pulling
his genital hair. And so finally, Liv, just like
she comes over, she takes, she was like, she was pulling it
with her with her gloves, her latex gloves.
And I was like, oh fuck. Buddy, just like click.
Oh yeah. Like right?
Well, then she's like, and then she walks back over to the
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cabinet, comes back with scissors.
OK, just chops off a good four or five inches in her hand and
she's like, open your mouth. And he's like, like, oh fuck, do
I really have to do that? And she made him put all that
fucking pubic hair in his mouth.Oh my God, it was great.
Here's my question. Yes.
Did he, did he like, do you likechew on it like tobacco or did
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he like swallow? It No, he held on it.
He held it in his mouth. He didn't even want to talk at
this point. You.
Don't want to take a breath in? Oh.
My God. The weirdest hairball ever.
I think this would be a good time to just say, guys, if there
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is something you really don't want to do and a mistress is
like or live, you want to eat this, you want to eat this pubic
hair. If you are not into it, you can
use a safe word. Just so you know, we're not
going to like gunpoint or anything like that.
But I mean, I'm glad that he didit.
That's that's hot. Well, you know, here's the
thing, Evie, here's the thing. If he had never been to a
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dungeon, it wouldn't have been so intense.
Exactly. The fact of it is when he said,
hey, I've been to a Dom, you know, she owns me, blah, blah,
blah. She knows that I'm doing this.
All these things. He's been through this.
Yeah. I was just saying for the people
who are like, yeah, they've never been to a dungeon, they're
like, Oh my God. Thank God.
Thank you. He wants to coddle you a little
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bit just so you're not like, youknow, scared because it's a
little intimidating. It is intimidating.
But ultimately he put that fucking hair in his mouth.
It did. It was a pop Tam.
But you know, he also told her at the very beginning that he
wanted a golden shower. And I said, well, we're not
going to do it directly over you.
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We're not going to expose ourselves.
We're staying fully clothed. I said, but we will urinate in a
bottle for you, you know, we'll do that all day long.
And so I had messaged Luke before she came over.
I said, hey, can you get get a water bottle?
And then that way it'll be for the session.
And she's like laugh out loud. OK, so she comes over and it
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shows you he doesn't know. But.
And, and Liv, I'm letting everybody know the real truth
right now. She's.
Telling the secret behind the magic trick.
Yes. No, Liv does not drink a lot of
water. I have to make her drink a lot
of water. She does not drink a lot of
fluids in general. She'll have maybe a Red Bull a
day and she drinks Doctor Pepperon a rare occasion too.
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She'll have one or two, you know, throughout the week I'll
see her with and it's, but she'll always drink 1/2 of a 20
oz bottle. But then I'll have to say, hey,
you need to drink water. Hey, you need to drink some
water. I have to remind her because
she's always just going, going, going.
You need to dilute that. It it it looked about the same
color. Was it radioactive?
Well, it looked about the same color as the bourbon that was in
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my bottle, like. Her kidneys.
She did say that it was her first urination of the day and
we all. Know be old lady Brown.
Live I did not say that that wasacross the street here I I'm
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trying to take up as much as I can and that that's.
Everybody switching on everybody.
That's easy and I'm narking right now.
Anywho, we get this gentleman out by the pool and she sprays
it on him at the end of the session.
She's like pouring it on him, starts off pouring it down his
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head. I mean, it's really getting in
there now. It's raining outside on some
degree, not heavy, but it's still raining outside.
But we treated him like a littleidiot the whole time because
then he had taken his plug out and she.
Took his plug out. He did.
He didn't. He did.
Yes, but with. Her instruction.
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OK, Yeah. She she walked him through
everything. Forgiven.
Yeah, she walked him through everything.
She's like, you know, take it out.
And he wasn't supposed to come back up to the house.
She was going to go back down there to meet him.
But she and I turn around. We're like, we're looking at a
few things. We're talking about it.
And then he would turn around and he's standing right there.
She's like, what are you doing here?
She's like, get your shit. Like I told you, go throw it
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away. I'm sorry, Mistress.
And then at the very end he was like, can can I talk?
Can I, can I tell you just just some pointers on everything,
right? Can I, can I give you some
feedback? He didn't say pointers.
He said feedback. I said, sure, sure, sure.
And he comes up and he's like, that was the most intense
session I've ever had. I he's like, you're amazing.
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Like, I can't imagine like how much crazier this would have
gotten between the two of you. He's like, that was hardcore.
That's Mistress Mia's manners. Come here to make your fantasies
a reality. Even if you don't know what your
fantasy is, we'll find it for you.
We'll find it. But they will.
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But he enjoyed himself and that's the point.
He came here, he was able to express himself, but you know,
we started talking about the event and ultimately we switch
it up to what happened today. But I, I really hope people
understand. They can even come to the event
and have a little session. We can do many sessions.
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Baby will be here, Barbie will be here.
You know, they can get that. They can do it publicly, they
can do it privately. But people need to understand
again, this is coming here to enjoy themselves, have fun.
You know, they could be a night of leisure.
It could just be a night of fun but it's 8:00 to that's it.
You got 5 hours to play and point Was brought up here with
Evie and Evie is saying we in the dungeon treat the kink and
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the fetish as we do. As a BDSM scene, this is a non
sexual experience. So you can come get a non sexual
experience in a sense that is going to be a very short
experience in a 45 minute event kind of thing, right?
We're going to cuz we're going to do 45 minute.
It's kind of like an introductory sessions at parties
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for new people, yeah. So.
So we're going to do some light bondage, we're going to do light
impact and going into Ostress, yeah, dress to Ostress, maybe
some panties and stockings. We can go as far as they want in
that 45 minute span. A.
BDL. ABDL yes, and there's certain
things that, you know, we can accommodate.
However, people need to realize that she's not going to touch
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your penis, she's not going to touch your vagina, she's not
going to do any of these things in a sexual way.
No, she's not touching my vagina.
I'm not coming. I'll catch your vagina.
I'm curious where it is. You know what?
Once we once we find it, we're going to make a lot.
We're. Going to find it together.
Poe is the hermaphrodite. Confirmed.
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Listen, I was going through and editing an episode and I was
still dying because I remember the moment when he said it and I
still laugh about it. But there was a day and we were,
we were all in the dungeon and it was me, Barbie, Charles, Liv,
and my sweet little Sissy slave Justin.
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I love my little Justin. I have some.
You'll meet him. You'll meet him, but he's a
honey. Anywho, so Justin has he has
testicles that are inside his body.
It's hilarious because he's a fat little fuck and they climb
back into his body and we joke about it.
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They're. Scared and I said to him, I was
like, hey, we're going to we're going to fit him for a chastity
because he wanted a chastity. So you know, Charles and Liv,
they're going through the stuff and they're trying to find
something that would fit Justin.And I'm like, guys, I don't
think this is going to work. Like his balls always creep back
in there and she's like, well, you got to pull him down.
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And he's like, yes. And then he looks over Liv and
he's like, Madame Liv, can you help me?
And Liv's like, come here, Justin.
And she like mangles his man pussy down and so fucking poses.
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Those are balls. Those are fucking ovaries.
OK, hold on. Yeah, I need to admit it because
I have so many questions. Please please, because I I
probably have the same exact questions.
OK, we're going to pull Justin aside at the party and we're
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going to the three of us are going to let me see your man
pussy right now drop trout immediately yes, we're going to
make I. Don't even like seeing balls but
just for the pure. There's no you're.
You're not. Going to see any balls.
He's just got the tree in those bushes that's.
You're not going to see him. All you see is a little short
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tiny penis and then he has this man pussy.
He goes around. It's not even wrinkly balls.
What about the grundle? Like nothing.
Nothing. It's nothing.
Hold. On, hold, on, hold on.
You just said a word that I don't know.
The grundle. What's a grundle?
The like between the it's like ataint.
That's what I know. Is it maybe?
Emotion. Because it ain't the balls and
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it ain't the ass. It's the Grindle in between.
The Grindle. You know, OK.
The soggy S, if you will. The soggy South Oh my God, with
every word you say, I respect you a little more for the
verbage that you use. You.
Thank you. The soggy South.
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The grundle. The grundle, she just said grow
up after she says the grundle, yeah.
And in the right corner we have the grundle.
I just want to say. Irish.
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Accent the. Grundle I.
Just want to say I love my life hearing stories of this nature
and just being able to get education of what a grundle is.
You know, there's just sweet Jesus, I've been a girl spit.
That doesn't happen very often. That's awesome.
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So I think the grundle is the scrotum.
The scrotum I'm using. The added OK you were doing this
part so I wasn't quite sure the.In I don't know, it's.
Just according to how they're shaped that this means right,
OK, Oh yes, the scrotum. OK, yes, but.
How is it up? Never mind.
You know what? I don't need to know.
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I'm gonna find out when I see it.
It's a man pouch. That's she said.
She said he. Has a titty purse down there.
Justin, I don't know you, but. Justin, we're going to get real
acquainted real soon. But yeah, I'll be honest, I
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don't know how you feel about a guy looking, but I got to see
just cause the education of it. I don't get it.
It was hilarious, yes. I'm telling you, that was one
hell of an afternoon because because Liv had to pull them
down manually and when she pulled them down, her and
Charles were trying to clip on an actual part of the chastity,
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the mainframe of it behind and gradually couldn't come back up.
Yes, so they couldn't go back up, but it wouldn't work.
They just were not comfortable. Sorry Justin, not trying to
insult you here, just trying to figure out.
It's just really curious. Justin really AM.
And like she said, it's science.It has nothing to do with.
So we're going to show everybodyin the Decker Wood and I'm going
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to show everybody a little PussyPouch.
Yes, and we'll show them your ovaries.
I'm excited. I know, I'm excited.
How did we get here? I'm not.
Excited, but I'm curious. Walking.
When we do this podcast, we just, you know, we start one of
us, we're like, yeah, we're gonna do this.
And then like we end up in Alicein Wonderland.
That's rabbit hole is deep. Love it, that's why.
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Your mom. How you know my mom?
I'm. Just gonna say not just all
right, OK, all. Right, Gold Star, Gold Star Miss
Just Gold Star. OK.
Now I'm gonna move today else that's OK.
Now I will give you a heads up on this.
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So we've done one other open dungeon night, OK?
And honestly, we had quite a fewpeople who still wanted to go in
on the furniture and fuck with no towels, no protection on the
furniture. And that is a no go with me,
right? So that's my biggest faux pas,
like don't go in there, don't fuck on my furniture, right?
It's rude. And they were like, oh, we're
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waiting for the bathroom. That's one of my other things.
I'm sorry. These are the little things that
stick out in my mind that make me sick.
Why do people do that? The little part of Stuck up by
is there's people that get blowjobs by the bathroom, so you
know it's OK. Have you in your own little?
Yeah. You just take a nap.
I'm not at all. I'm like free blow jobs, Check,
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check guys. Alright.
Yeah, I'm OK with the blow jobs for the bathroom.
I'm totally OK with like that. You know, people can come and
have a good time. They can have a snack, they can
watch, they can sit there and drink milk and a Debbie cake,
which they can do and watch people have sex out, you know.
So I think what are what are things that people could do that
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would immediately get them kicked out immediately, really
touching somebody inappropriate without consent.
Immediate. That's an immediate, hey, not
playing this shit. Let's go.
We're leaving. That's number one.
Number two, more than likely we're going to always see, and
it's really interesting. I will always spot out that
first person I see that comes through the gate because I stay
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through that gate through the duration of everything.
So I can see who comes in and out and I can always spot the
troublemaker. And there's going to be one of
those motherfuckers I knew, Modella beer bottle that was
going to be my problem that night.
And sure as fuck it was. You know, I had another guy one
night, he was loud, obnoxious, he was drinking, he got drunk.
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You know, he went off in the side yard at one of our biggest
events that I didn't see him a few years ago.
And ultimately he got his because he ended up jacking off
to a couple fucking over in a tent.
And he didn't realize that it was his sister until after they
moved and he shifted and he realized he just.
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Came so sorry, that sounds like that's karma, right?
It's karma because he came to the gate and I said, oh, you're
going to be my problem for tonight, aren't you?
I'm. So sorry.
And we had two of the security guards tell me straight up, hey,
he touched this woman. She didn't want to be touched.
And this time it was like on theshoulder.
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It wasn't anything inappropriate, but, you know,
she was he, she was just restingby the pool.
He came up behind her. He was a little abrupt because
he was drinking and I said, look, this is your only warning.
She doesn't want to be touched. She doesn't know you don't touch
anybody. I don't care if it's on the
shoulder, the arm or the head. People know like they send
survive even if you're touching on the shoulder.
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I know what it's like. Oh, excuse me.
Or a hey, what's up? You know, or move the fuck out
the way. Kind of, but you.
Know yes, but you you can't really read people if you're
going to get fucked up right no.So he was my problem for the
night so that was one of them and then when he came crying to
me at the very end of the party I watched my sister fucking fuck
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I'm like well you kind of deserve it Sorry, no.
What did we learn some lesson? Probably not yeah, you know, cuz
Evie, imagine you as a guest. You're going to come in through
the gate. I'm sitting at the table.
I give out wristbands. I tell everyone, hey, these are
our rules. I walk through everything and
then someone like shaman is going to walk you around and
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give you a little tour. He'll show you, hey, this is
where the bathroom is This is the dungeon.
Here's the snacks, here's the drinks.
And if you want to stay outside smoking area, all that.
Yes. So I'm thinking like a guest.
So what do I do if I don't have any?
You know, I'm a guest here. I came by myself.
What do I do? Where do I what's the protocol
if I don't have any friends to hang out with?
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I don't know. I would say you could hang out
with a with a pro Dome. You can absolutely.
You can go in the dungeon, Shaman will introduce you to
people. Anyone who's giving a tour, you
know, they can certainly show you around.
I don't know PO if you want to do tours you might want to meet
people that. Way yeah, if you can't find
anyone to hang out with, just sojust says, hey, where's Pope?
Yeah, come hang out with me. Like I you know, I'm one of the
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newer comers, so I don't have a whole lot of connections, but I
already have three or four people that I definitely know
who are coming to the party of afat life or something that
nature. So seriously, if you feel like a
fish out of water and you feel like you need someone to go,
hey, what do I do now? I may not have the best advice,
I might not be the best wing man, but I guarantee I can get
you the answer. Because this is a it's a MIAs
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place is very welcoming and definitely very non, you know,
not it's not exclusive. So as long as you're chill and
know how to govern yourself, you'll make friends.
Definitely. There you go.
Yeah. And that's what we'll do.
And and it's very easy just to say, hey, we're going to, you
know, introduce you to people. And that's what I do when people
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come in, I'll tell people we're not doing clicks.
You can come in, you can meet people.
And this is how it is. Yeah, you can ningle.
That's it. That's the part that I'm looking
most forward to is just, yeah, Imean, there's people seeing
different styles of play, seeingwhat else is out there that
maybe I haven't even considered.You know it's.
So I tell people too, this is another question.
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People say, oh, well, do we needto bring our own things?
I tell people, always bring a towel.
You know, bring your own specific beverage because I'm
just distributing water. There'll be plenty of bottle of
water here for people, right? Ultimately, if you have a bag of
belongings, they can stay out here with me.
But if they have implements and stuff they want to use, you need
to ask Barbie where if there's adesignated place that you can
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put those things so they're not in the way.
I like that and some people don't.
Accidentally, yes. You know protection, right?
Yes. What about protection?
And people don't need to, like, trip over people's stuff in the
middle of the place. Yeah.
We provide toiletries. We put out wipes.
We put out condoms. We put out hand sanitizer.
We put out multiple things for people to use.
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We can put out body oil if people want to, you know, just
use body oil with people, you know, give them rub downs, maybe
bugs, Maybe they need to bring home blood spray.
Well, honestly, we're going to be putting out so many tinky
torches in citronella. There's not going to be issues
with that. I'm not from Florida, so I don't
know if that actually works. The citronella and the tiki
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torches with the pairs, yeah, it'll work right To be outside,
not get 8 alive. Yeah, yeah.
It'll be nice, honestly, to derail you.
And no, no, no, That's a good question to have.
And then we'll also have like ina big industrial fan.
So it's all the circulating air.It'll be comfortable.
And you did say you were you were 420 friendly.
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Absolutely OK, people can do that.
I just like a medical card and everything of that nature then,
you know. Yeah, that's fine.
It's all good, but like you said, don't get so fucked up
that. You cannot give consent.
Yes, exactly. And we'll, we're we're gonna be
watching, guys. Nobody's gonna get hurt here.
So yeah, you need to govern yourself.
Yeah, I said that three times. No, this is a safe place and
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we're gonna keep it that way. Yeah, absolutely.
And that's pretty much the gist of it.
Honestly, people can come play in the dungeon, They can play
outside. Yeah, it's it's pretty easy.
I mean, but honestly, they do get fucked up.
They're we're gonna have to get them a designated driver to take
them home. Definitely.
Yeah, that's it. All right.
All right. So it's been fun.
It's. Been a lot of fun like I'm super
excited about the the the shindig and I hope everybody
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that is available, you know, comes out meet some new people,
see some new styles and just have a good time like.
Absolutely. That's what it's about.
I don't mean to interrupt you, but you said shindig.
I'm like, let's call it a hoop nanny.
Oh, a hoop. Nanny, I like the hoop nannies
even better. Can we have a hoe down?
You don't listen. That's what I call it in.
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With the Poe Duns. I hope I can, Poe dug that
night. Oh my goodness.
OK, Are you ready? I'm ready.
Eating. Let's do it.
OK. OK.
Until then, this has been the latest episode of Call Me
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Mistress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me the one,
the only, Evie Bolin. Hello.
And then in the left corner overthere, holding that nice glass
of Chardonnay, I've got Lil pow.Hello folks, how are we?
(00:30):
Come on, answer me now. Oh goodness.
All right, guys. The interesting thing of it is
you all follow one another on Fat Life.
You all have seen the groups andyou've seen the things that
we've posted and recently we posted about the event that
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we're going to have on Saturday night, right?
Yes, it's kind. Of fun.
I know you're very excited. I really do now, PO.
He actually came to one of our actual parties a few months ago
when when we did them before summer.
And you know, we're going to getyour feedback on it for sure.
But now I wanted to make clear to everyone.
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I've had a lot of people write me, text me, e-mail me, comment
on fat. They've been kind of bombarding
me with questions. And so I've tried to make it as
clear as possible with I when I can with people, I really do.
But sometimes clarity just doesn't cut it.
We had this idea, the three of us, when we said, hey, let's do
(01:36):
what we can actually expect froma party.
So I thought we could talk aboutquestions and answers you all
might have that people might be asking.
And then I'm going to tell you some horror stories and we're
going to talk about etiquette ofwhat you should do.
Very important. Because a lot of people just
don't know how to fucking act. Yeah, yeah.
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Or they just don't have the experience at this particular
type of venue to know what to expect or like I said, how to
act it's. So PO, you came here, it was
your first party, you didn't know what to expect.
Now this is just going to be an open dungeon night.
And that's why I tried to explain to everyone.
I said the open dungeon means they can go into the dungeon,
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they can have access to a bathroom and then they can go
outside. There's a full layout outside
where there'll be some air mattresses.
They can lounge, they can do whatever they want.
They have, we'll have furniture out there for people, we'll have
sex. Furniture we have, we have
implemented posts there if people wanted to do any type of
suspension or bondage or whatever.
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And of course we have the pool, so they can do that too.
But now you came to an event, What did you expect?
It was a little bit of a costumeparty.
You were dressed up in pinky blinders.
You look good. It was British invasion and you
know, even people were confused with that, right?
People would message me, well, what does British invasion mean?
And I would say, well, it's where the British would invade.
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The British are coming. That would mean we're something
British appropriate. And I did that because Dragon
Lane, she is from Manchester, I.Like every time I hear like
speak or I just have the opportunity to, to meet her,
she's a fantastic person. She is.
She's fantastic. Lane, yeah very open, loves to
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meet new people and ask her any question.
I guarantee you she'll have an answer for you and you will not
make you feel dumb. She is beautiful inside and out.
She is genuine sweet. She's one of my best.
I love her and she'll tell you straight up, she's like, I love
latex, you know? I love, I love the scene in
Britain and everything and she's, she's great.
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I love the accent. She's wonderful.
Tell us, though, you come here that night.
Your dress is pinky blind dress.You walk through the gate.
I meet you at the gate. Yes, I explained to you these
are the three colors. And this is what I'm going to
tell everyone I've I reveal the colors of the night of the
event. So there'll be a color for
straight looking to play. OK, and will be a color for BI
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or gay looking to play. And then there's one, and it's
always black. And that means leave me the fuck
alone. OK?
I'm just here to watch. Yeah.
And that's it. And you know, I tell people all
the time, I don't know how much more simpler I can make this.
Right. It's wristbands.
You see it on the arm. You only wear one wristband now?
Someone asked me in the chat room.
Hey can we switch? I saw that, yeah.
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I never even thought of that question.
People have done it, Sure. Yeah, if you want to switch
wristbands to from black to a color for it, right, I have the
wristbands. Yeah.
Now if you're straight and you're looking for more play, I
don't think it's necessarily that you need to change your
wristband. You just act interested and go
with the flow, go with the. But I can definitely understand
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going from black to A well, maybe I'll play.
Yeah, right. All right.
So what was your thought on the party when you came in?
Well, it was still relatively new to me at that point,
absolutely, and I had no idea what to expect.
I gained a lot of education fromit, but I will say I was a
little bit of a fish out of water.
I found myself kind of remember that old arcade game where you
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you have the ducks and they're and you have the gun and you're
shooting them and it's like Bing, Bing, Bing.
Yeah, that that that was neat whenever I was at the party and
I was going from one place to another until eventually I found
my safe place, which was the thedungeon.
And I sat down and, you know, enjoyed the scenes, but there
was a lot of activity going on. If you can't find something to
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entertain yourself at one of these particular functions, I
don't know what's wrong with you.
Like it's, there's so much goingon and.
What did you see that stuck out in your mind?
As far as like play or just I mean, obviously the thing that
stuck out in my mind like the very most was when I was
watching the session in the dungeon where they were
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performing sounding on the person, because I'd always been
curious about that. And I wanted to get a little
further input from someone who was actually doing the activity
to go. You know, Hey, what's what's
going on here? You know, what kind of
sensations are you feeling? Is it it's a good sensation, a
bad sensation? Of course, you know, tent, there
was always something going on, you know, in that.
I know that might necessarily not have that this time, but
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that area will still be available and I guarantee you
there's going to be some shenanigans shenanigans.
Thank you. I was going to take kinky shit,
but kinky shenanigans is even better.
But it's I like the Atmos fear that really, no one really
judges each other. We're all here, we all
understand that we're all a little bit weird.
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The good kind. Of freaks exactly, but we're the
good freaks, you know, we're, you know, we, we plan our
activities to be freaks. And so I, I love that
atmosphere, the non judgmental, Hey, what are you into?
What are you not into that kind of vibe?
I think there was one point you kind of made a funny joke about
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it later on. This has been here recently.
You said, yeah, someone was was talking about getting spankings
in the in the tent. And they were like, yeah, man,
you better stay out of there. And he's like, Oh yeah, would
you want to get spanks? I hate that that guy actually
talked me out of it. That's the thing.
Like I was lurking around. I was like, well, maybe I don't.
And then I mother got home. I was like, you idiot, you like
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that was like you're you're likeyou fantasy.
Why do you make that? Mistake again I'm.
Not going to make that mistake. Again, it was 2 beautiful hot
women. It was Scorpion.
She's a beautiful black goddess.Stop.
Rubbing it in. And again, I'm going to rub.
It. In all right, she'll be in this
next party and I will let her know and she will top you.
She will do a scene with She's beautiful, She's super.
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And Dragon Ling. Oh my God, Dragon Ling's gonna
be there. Yes.
I'm so excited, yes. It's gonna be a good time.
It's gonna get. Great, you do not want to miss
this. It's.
I get intimidated by like, Tommywomen.
I'm like, you can do it, but youdon't get intimidated, you get
horny. Yeah, yeah.
That is, that is a little bit ofa different.
Yes, you were like, I want a Russian shape to like beat the
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fuck out of me. I can honestly say that I
understand both of those feelings, though, that both of
the going Oh, they're they're all know what they're doing, and
yet going I'm horny as fuck and that would be really fun.
I'm. Like, no, I have to.
I can't keep my Dom hat on, Yeah.
You don't have what? You can let loose.
As long as you're not getting drunk or drinking at the party,
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you can have fun like that. We'll think about it, yes.
You think hard? All they are real hard.
They're going to be begging hard.
This is my actual first sex party.
I've never been to one yes, so I'm excited, yes.
So what are like, what's the etiquette that you know, the
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etiquette is I've made a list ofrules.
They're actually going to be on that stand.
OK, And the the the first rule is don't piss off me up valid,
you know. That's a good, that's a good,
good rule. Don't piss off and don't piss
on. Exactly.
You don't piss me off because I will ban you.
I'm done with this. If people don't like that, they
come to my home. Goodbye anyway.
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Touché Touché a. Party.
Yeah, you know, respect people'shomes.
Don't you kind of want to remember what happened next to
like I love remembering because here's.
The thing if you get shit faced,you're getting kicked out.
I'm sorry, you cannot consent ifyou're fucked up and you're.
Exactly. Exactly.
So you're getting kicked out. So I don't know, govern
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yourselves really. Oh by the way, the whole glass
bottle thing that I will sponsor, I will bring 200 red
solo if you got glass no. Kidding.
Crap. A red.
So look up. Thank you.
Like people, you know, you got the the pool here, you got the
mud room. Everything's cement.
You know it's gonna break and then people.
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Are walking around Exactly, Exactly.
Mia's home. She's got Anna.
Yeah. Yeah, just respect, Exactly
respect, you know that you're a guest, you know?
What are their other kids? What are their?
Well, you know, the other thing of it is I, I provide a lot of
paper towels. So guys will go and wipe their
Dicks after they do their deed. And they'll throw the paper
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towels on the floor in the bathroom.
And real classy boys. Yeah.
Or, or if they bring, you know, alcohol or cups or whatever,
they'll set it over here on the side of the on the floor right
next to the furniture. So then it's all over and I put
trash receptacles everywhere. It's just the simplest things
that multiply, you know, right by trainers, just like sexy
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Disneyland. It is like there's gonna be
little staff that no like, yeah,yeah.
Be grown-ups, be grown. See, we say these things and we
know these things, but ultimately, you know, ranges
fall out their butt. It really does.
It's really that. Speaking of which, Speaking of
which, this guy was really thinking with the wrong head
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because last year he came to an event.
Him and his wife and I thought, you know, they're swingers that
come to other events. I've had no issues with them
whatsoever. I liked them.
They seemed very nice. But it was one of those he would
come here, he would get really trash.
This last party that he came to and I told her, I said, you
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know, you really need to tone itdown with him, you know, no
more. No more for tonight.
Oh yeah, Mia. Yeah.
I mean, he was walking around about ass naked, which was fine,
just because he had a nice appendage.
He thought it was very importantto show everyone and show
everyone how he could helicopterhis own penis.
And then he thought it would be cool to he would do it with his
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body PO. Yeah, OK.
Thank you. Thank you.
I was trying. I was jumping out emotion and
trying to like like, am I crankyyet?
Like I always thought the helicopter was when you put
something, you know one on top of you and you spin them around
while you're in sex. But you're telling me it's like
like a tassels. Like.
Like a tassel. OK, all right, I've been
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corrected. Now I understand.
Now I'm back in the game. Let's go.
He thought it was cool to go up towards people and then
helicopter his Dick on their armor around them or near their
face. He thought it was cool, He
really did. And.
That's not cool. That is not cool.
Not cool. Don't touch people without
consent. So I had like four or five
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people come to me and say me, he's gotta go.
He came up to my girlfriend and he, like, flicked his wet Dick
on her arm. And yeah, so that's the kind of
stuff I have to deal with. You live a very interesting
life. I do.
I do. Poe, I don't know if it's good
or bad. Interesting.
It's interesting. But now I'll tell you this, I'll
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tell you this, my very good friend Bama girl, she's on fat
right? You have not got to meet her
yet. Beautiful, wonderful woman.
She decides that she's going to comment to just to reiterate
with people. Hey, Mia's parties are a lot of
fun. You know, just don't fuck things
up for everybody, right? So and she said on there one of
my roles and that was don't shitin her St. don't shit in her
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neighborhood on the street. It's not New Orleans.
No offense to New Orleans, but Ihave to put that on my side, my
rules, because someone couple parties ago went out to their
car in my neighborhood and therewas people that actually had to
clean that up. One person, the love of my life
had to go out there and clean human feces out of the street.
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Yes, because again, and people thought it was cool that they
could just go out there like fucking New Orleans and shit on
the street and take a Doo Doo. Yeah, I mean, you got 2
bathrooms. I I I really got three.
They can. They.
Can use any of them, like if it's an SOS, like come get
Someone Like You have to like shit your pants, yeah.
Get a water bath. Yeah, I will clear that bathroom
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for you. We will.
We got don't. Worry about you, right?
I even got woods. Don't go out on the street.
I think he he came home and he'slike, honey, This is why I have
to bring gloves to go check the streets the next morning.
He's like, This is why our neighbors will hate us.
This is why. And I'm like, what did you find?
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He's like, it was bad. It was really bad.
I'm like he's like traumatized. He's having Vietnam flashback
baby. He was.
Bad he. Got that out.
There was trouble everywhere. Shit's everywhere.
It was Sherman everywhere. Oh my.
Goodness. Sherman They brought their own
toilet paper. So they plan to do that shit?
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Literally plan to do that shit, yes.
Yes, it's for Barney. Does the fucked up person shit
in the woods? Well, they should.
They they. Yeah, but apparently they didn't
this time. All right, so we've talked.
Sorry. They're great.
I'll be premeditated. Evie.
Evie, you're just now realizing this is, This is why I say it's
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really not a sex party. It's really not a BDSM party.
To me. It's an adult lifestyler's event
that people can come, they can express who they are, be who
they are without expectations todo anything other than just to
be an adult who's in the lifestyle so that they too, like
fellow kingsters, can all get along under one roof.
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And that's why, you know, there's a lot of people in the
community at times where they'llsay, oh, she invites swingers to
her parties or she invites just the BDS summers.
It's not that this is not, this is not to segregate any specific
group. We are all under one umbrella,
right? And you look at me again with
quizzical look on your face. No, it's just true.
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I see the yeah, I know the scrubs look, I'm like, huh,
what's the one? But I don't get that.
Well, it's but I see the post that you advertise and I've
never seen anything that said these people only these people,
only these people only like. We should, we should actually
put a sign that says if you're aferal creature who shits on my
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street, you are not allowed. You know what I should?
Put that. I would be OK with that I I
think. You should go without saying.
That's a good parameter. They're the people who are the
reason that there are warning labels on everything.
Yes. Because it goes without.
They are the McDonald's hot coffee people, but they battled
them down the cup. Boom, I was gonna say these are
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the mattress tags. Whatever, I'm a I'm a rebel.
I RIP those off every time, every pillow I have.
You rebel. I know you gotta choose your
battles. We're going to call you CC.
I catch you. I don't hear on out, but the
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point with all of this is that different people in this
community have made a point to say, oh, well, you know, she
invites these swingers to these parties.
These people. Yeah, they really have they this
has been a factor And and it hasn't been, you know, I've been
doing these parties for over 10 years, but it's only here, been
here recently that they stopped really talking about it.
You know, that they've been like, oh, OK, gangster party.
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But again, I just try to reiterate with people, this is
just an open dungeon night. They can come swim, they can
have sex. They can do it ever.
They mingle, they can mingle, they can talk.
They can do all these things. You know one part of this
conversation, PO, you missed when I was talking to Edie
earlier when you're downstairs, I said, listen, Edie, I even had
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this idea. I've thrown every possible party
theme in the last 1015 years. Right, sorry, my eyebrows are
raising. Like what?
You got what you got? What do I need to get excited
about next? Well, you would have liked this
honestly, because I did a slave submissive auction, right?
So it was men and women who weresubmissive or they were slaves
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that wanted to be auctioned off for a 30 minute date encounter
and starting bid was $25. Now there was somebody at the
party, very attractive woman, another very attractive man.
They both got like 150 two $100.00.
So what I did was I, I told everyone, I whatever amount you
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get, you get half of it and thenthe other half goes towards this
animal shelter that. You were going to say that, did
you? I love that about you.
Here. Thank you.
I was like an animal shelter wasabout to come up and play.
I love that. I really did.
I love that you sport. Thank animals so much.
And, you know, so I've always done, I've done the homeless
shelter that's downtown on T St.I've always seen my fish.
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No, this one is a helping hand. OK, I know.
That one too. And heavenly blessings, Pastor
Renee runs it. It's a great organization.
That's awesome. So between those and then I told
you, there's a one lady and she does an animal rescue right
outside of Tallahassee. Amazing lady so anyway all these
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people they were like Oh yeah you know I'll do it for the
animals you know we'll do the the auction a lot of people were
emailing me and a lot of people came that night and they said
now So what can I get can I can I get a blowjob you know they.
Obviously that would have been my my question too is like what
is expected? What is expected?
Auctioned off, Yeah. Well what I said to them it was
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a 30 minute meet and greet. OK, they were expecting Oh, I so
I get to take them upstairs and fuck them.
I'm like. No, I wouldn't go that far.
But you know, and my thoughts would be like you want me to.
Slave trade and run exactly. Thank you.
People in the fucking community were just like, Oh yeah, she's
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doing a slave sex trade. Do do we need to like call cops?
Yes. Saying they were all thinking
it. And I'm like, look, I'm gonna
reiterate this again with you fuck tards right now.
This is a meet and greet for people who need to meet people
in the community. You know, it's like this is a
type of play. Why would you, if you were
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actually sex trafficking like 'cause that's what that would
be. Yes, it would be, that would be,
it would be party. You would not.
I'll bring the baby oil. Thank you.
I'm just so glad that I can finally buy a baby oil again
that's I'm gonna get to working into a conversation I do.
She's selling people. You read it on Betlife.
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Let me tell you, I watch Dave Chappelle in a quick little
short and let me tell you something, he's like, look, look
y'all, I don't know how often you buy baby oil in your life,
but I still have the same baby bottle.
Baby. Oil bottle that my Mama gave me
when I was a kid. OK, he's like, I don't use that
shit stays in that bottle at bottles from 1975.
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If you manscape enough down there, though, you know, you
gotta, you gotta apply a little moisturization out there.
Absolutely. Don't you love the baby oil
lotion? I love the baby oil lotion.
I haven't tried the baby. Oil lotion.
It's awesome. Yeah, I like jerking.
I. Like jerking too.
A jerk, would you say? Jerkins jerk.
Jerking tomatoes. You talking about the lotion?
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Talking about the like that one too.
That's nice. I use coconut oil.
That's nice. Boozy.
Mia said you said it earlier, but we said it off podcast and
it was just it hit me right in the giggle Dick when he said
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you're looking at me. I'm like I don't know, give me
like kinky, like Mary Poppins. I don't know.
Anyway, that's hot topic. That's Amy.
OK, continue. Moment you just said giggle
Dick, so it's OK. I I I understand where you're
coming from. Punching the giggle Dick, you
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know. Because I'm going to have that
on my mind for quite some time now and I love it.
Do you love it? That's something about a giggle
Dick. I don't know what it is.
It rolls off the tongue. Well, not my tongue, but other
people's tongue. Yeah, it will roll off their
tongue. So I will go back to this, but I
will say on Pet Life, people have emailed the shit out of
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asking me questions about do they have to come in as
mandatory and play and do something at an event.
I said, look, I've had to write up this whole spiel with people,
right? I'm not a puppet master.
You can come to the event or youcan stay home.
You can come to the event. You can play or you can sit on
your ass. You can take a fucking nap,
right? I don't care.
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You know, people don't understand this.
Warriors are welcome. We love you.
Yes. Come.
Because half the function. He's a big voyeur.
You just say you are. Look at.
You she got a big old Texas, right?
Now and I don't tell my Zodi little secret.
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But you know, we got a ton of great people that come to the
events and This is why I do the events for them.
People that I fucking like, the other assholes, fuck them.
And if the community has a problem?
Fucking the asshole. As far as the ones that you're
talking about. I fuck assholes all.
Day. Well, I know that's all
specialty, but it is. Specialty.
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It's joyous. I'm going to tell you today that
today's session, it was, it was fabulous.
That's a. That's a That's a hairy subject
to get into. Yes, yes, it's a hairy subject.
A Hugh Beater indeed. He had contacted me for three
days. And usually when they're so
vigilant about contacting, beingconsistent, I almost believe
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him. Like, Oh, yeah, he's going to
come for a session. Well, again, a lot of people,
they don't really confirm a time, you know, they're here for
work. It's it's understandable.
Ultimately, I told this gentleman, OK, I'll expect your
phone call. Da, da, da, da, da.
He started calling me at 7:30. I was still asleep this morning.
Yes, Lord, let's do that early. Girlfriend, I'm the house slave
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but I don't even call at 7:30 inthe morning.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm telling you, you know, I getup sometimes at two, 3:00 in the
morning. I can't sleep.
I get it. I'll be up for an hour and I'll
go back to sleep, right? But I have to turn my ringer off
every night at 7:00. I don't believe it.
Yeah, it's bad. Well, you're in, what, 187
different countries? Yeah.
So yeah, yeah, some of them are going to be, you know, like
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Egyptian time and they're going to call you, you know, 3:00 in
the morning. They are and they do.
They WhatsApp me. They'll do like video calls.
I'll get those too. Yes, it's unreal, but ultimately
it's OK. It's all right.
They're forgiven. Sure.
But I will say, so this gentleman calls me this morning
and ultimately he calls back at 9:00 and I'm like, he's like,
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yeah, you know, I can, I can come see you this morning and
blah, blah, blah. And I said, OK, great.
He had already given me some background.
He said he had been to a Dom. He has a Dom in upstate Georgia.
And you know, he sees her on a regular basis.
It's it's his go to. That's pretty much the lady that
kind of owns him in a sense. And he said the dynamic is he
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goes in for SPH small penis humiliation.
He does little impact and he said you know a.
Small Dick and then little impact.
For some reason he just made me giggle.
Right. And the giggle Dick.
Thank you. We're going to be using.
That. That's my new phrase.
Well, let me tell you, Barbie said to me the other day she was
(25:45):
annoyed with somebody and she's like, yeah, I was telling her
straight up. OK, Pookie, Anna.
Yes, I said. Oh my God, that is my new
nickname. Arby.
I'm calling people that from nowon.
Isn't that awesome? Kiana.
One time I was going through a little town of Missouri and I
see a cinema, a movie theater called Puja and it was Puja
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Cinema. I said what the fuck did he
fuck? Is that the kind that, like Pee
Wee Herman used to like, go to like it was a theater?
Kind of thing that was a real movie theater for.
Actual people sounds dirty. It wasn't dirty, OK, but when I
saw that I was like, Oh my God, Pooja Cinemas.
And then I was like, oh, that sounds like a sexy, like
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stripper. Really does.
Like Pooja Cinema. Like, hey, yeah, yeah, Come see
our poojas, you know? I mean, you know.
Yeah, who just said I'm in the mood.
For some poocha. What was the poocha?
It was the juice part. Let me get that poocha juice,
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you know, I mean, like, I mean, there's, there's so many.
Possibilities. And then you can say punch me in
the in the giggle Dick. I don't know about punching, but
you know, it's a little far fromme.
My impact, my impact is on the other side.
So, so anyway, so this guy, he comes in and Liv and I, we start
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doing the session and he's like,he has this scowl look on his
face, right? And I said to him, I said, are
you upset? He's like, no, I'm just really
nervous. And I said, OK, well, not a
problem. You get undressed to where you
feel comfortable or uncomfortable for that matter.
I don't give a fuck. And I was really being kind of
(27:39):
boldly mean this morning. I was just in one of those
moods, you know, it happens, it happens.
So, so he proceeds to get undressed and do his little
thing and and I said, yeah, get your fucking dirty shoes.
I don't want them on my rug. Go over there and put them on
the door. I said fold up your clothes, put
them over there. And he's like, now did you, did
you talk to Liv, Madam Liv abouteverything?
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And I said you don't need to worry about what I told Liv you
and I've had a discussion. We've talked for three days in a
fucking row. I do not have senility at all or
Alzheimer's. I know exactly what we've talked
about. Therefore, I'm in here and I
will tell Liv as we go along, unless you want to waste more of
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your. Time.
That's it. And he's oh, no, no, no,
mistress, no, no. OK, OK.
He starts getting ready. And I said, hey, let's go ahead
live. What do you think we're going to
put him on the cross? She's like, oh, yeah, yeah,
let's go on the cross. So we go over on the cross lives
like, oh, you want to tell me what he likes and he doesn't
like now? Oh yeah, absolutely.
Because I wanted him in a compromise position and he was
(28:44):
like oh shit. I love that game.
You love it. Right, no intellectual
domination stimulation exactly that's.
We're playing chess right now, aren't we?
Not checkers. Damn right.
Love that. Thank you.
So can be my little Rook piece. He was up there, he's on the
cross. And I say to him, now listen,
(29:04):
I'm going to let Liv know right now the conversation that we had
and what it consisted of. I said.
And I was most upset with our more recent conversation this
morning when you as a fucking creepster asked me, would we be
the only two people at the placewhere we are at in the dungeon
alone. I said, now do you have
children? Do you have a daughter that
(29:25):
maybe you would ask that to or maybe have a strange man who was
going to come to her place and ask her if she was the only one
here. I said, do you know, Oh yes,
mistress, I realized that after the fact that I asked it that,
that it could be assumed that I was being offensive.
When I asked that, I said it wasannoying.
I said you caused an annoyance in my life and how you acted.
(29:48):
I said you asked me stupid questions, you're going to get
stupid answers. I said it's none of your fucking
business who's here and who is not here.
I said the more appropriate question to ask me because he
had said, well, you know, I wentto one dungeon and and her
security, you know, I wanted to watch the whole time.
I said, yeah, because you're fucking creepy.
And he's like, I I don't know, mistress, I said, yeah, you
(30:11):
don't know because you're fucking stupid.
And anyway, this is what he wanted.
He wanted to be berated, He wanted SPH.
Obviously I had no issue giving it to him.
And ultimately when he turned around on the cross, I said to
him, you know, why do you have 4inch long pubic hair?
Why men, why do you have to growout your pubic hair to where you
(30:33):
can fucking braid it where it needs conditioner?
That's not where you should havethe comb over the comb over, no.
It's awful. And I told him I'm like, look at
and I'm trying to pull it. I was pulling it with something.
I was pulling it with a clothespin.
I was like, look at this. It's kinky.
I'm like 4 inches of fucking kinky hair.
(30:55):
But anyway, I was taking the clothespins and I was pulling
his genital hair. And so finally, Liv, just like
she comes over, she takes, she was like, she was pulling it
with her with her gloves, her latex gloves.
And I was like, oh fuck. Buddy, just like click.
Oh yeah. Like right?
Well, then she's like, and then she walks back over to the
(31:17):
cabinet, comes back with scissors.
OK, just chops off a good four or five inches in her hand and
she's like, open your mouth. And he's like, like, oh fuck, do
I really have to do that? And she made him put all that
fucking pubic hair in his mouth.Oh my God, it was great.
Here's my question. Yes.
Did he, did he like, do you likechew on it like tobacco or did
(31:42):
he like swallow? It No, he held on it.
He held it in his mouth. He didn't even want to talk at
this point. You.
Don't want to take a breath in? Oh.
My God. The weirdest hairball ever.
I think this would be a good time to just say, guys, if there
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is something you really don't want to do and a mistress is
like or live, you want to eat this, you want to eat this pubic
hair. If you are not into it, you can
use a safe word. Just so you know, we're not
going to like gunpoint or anything like that.
But I mean, I'm glad that he didit.
That's that's hot. Well, you know, here's the
thing, Evie, here's the thing. If he had never been to a
(32:26):
dungeon, it wouldn't have been so intense.
Exactly. The fact of it is when he said,
hey, I've been to a Dom, you know, she owns me, blah, blah,
blah. She knows that I'm doing this.
All these things. He's been through this.
Yeah. I was just saying for the people
who are like, yeah, they've never been to a dungeon, they're
like, Oh my God. Thank God.
Thank you. He wants to coddle you a little
(32:47):
bit just so you're not like, youknow, scared because it's a
little intimidating. It is intimidating.
But ultimately he put that fucking hair in his mouth.
It did. It was a pop Tam.
But you know, he also told her at the very beginning that he
wanted a golden shower. And I said, well, we're not
going to do it directly over you.
(33:07):
We're not going to expose ourselves.
We're staying fully clothed. I said, but we will urinate in a
bottle for you, you know, we'll do that all day long.
And so I had messaged Luke before she came over.
I said, hey, can you get get a water bottle?
And then that way it'll be for the session.
And she's like laugh out loud. OK, so she comes over and it
(33:30):
shows you he doesn't know. But.
And, and Liv, I'm letting everybody know the real truth
right now. She's.
Telling the secret behind the magic trick.
Yes. No, Liv does not drink a lot of
water. I have to make her drink a lot
of water. She does not drink a lot of
fluids in general. She'll have maybe a Red Bull a
day and she drinks Doctor Pepperon a rare occasion too.
(33:54):
She'll have one or two, you know, throughout the week I'll
see her with and it's, but she'll always drink 1/2 of a 20
oz bottle. But then I'll have to say, hey,
you need to drink water. Hey, you need to drink some
water. I have to remind her because
she's always just going, going, going.
You need to dilute that. It it it looked about the same
color. Was it radioactive?
Well, it looked about the same color as the bourbon that was in
(34:14):
my bottle, like. Her kidneys.
She did say that it was her first urination of the day and
we all. Know be old lady Brown.
Live I did not say that that wasacross the street here I I'm
(34:34):
trying to take up as much as I can and that that's.
Everybody switching on everybody.
That's easy and I'm narking right now.
Anywho, we get this gentleman out by the pool and she sprays
it on him at the end of the session.
She's like pouring it on him, starts off pouring it down his
(34:54):
head. I mean, it's really getting in
there now. It's raining outside on some
degree, not heavy, but it's still raining outside.
But we treated him like a littleidiot the whole time because
then he had taken his plug out and she.
Took his plug out. He did.
He didn't. He did.
Yes, but with. Her instruction.
(35:15):
OK, Yeah. She she walked him through
everything. Forgiven.
Yeah, she walked him through everything.
She's like, you know, take it out.
And he wasn't supposed to come back up to the house.
She was going to go back down there to meet him.
But she and I turn around. We're like, we're looking at a
few things. We're talking about it.
And then he would turn around and he's standing right there.
She's like, what are you doing here?
She's like, get your shit. Like I told you, go throw it
(35:38):
away. I'm sorry, Mistress.
And then at the very end he was like, can can I talk?
Can I, can I tell you just just some pointers on everything,
right? Can I, can I give you some
feedback? He didn't say pointers.
He said feedback. I said, sure, sure, sure.
And he comes up and he's like, that was the most intense
session I've ever had. I he's like, you're amazing.
(36:00):
Like, I can't imagine like how much crazier this would have
gotten between the two of you. He's like, that was hardcore.
That's Mistress Mia's manners. Come here to make your fantasies
a reality. Even if you don't know what your
fantasy is, we'll find it for you.
We'll find it. But they will.
(36:22):
But he enjoyed himself and that's the point.
He came here, he was able to express himself, but you know,
we started talking about the event and ultimately we switch
it up to what happened today. But I, I really hope people
understand. They can even come to the event
and have a little session. We can do many sessions.
(36:43):
Baby will be here, Barbie will be here.
You know, they can get that. They can do it publicly, they
can do it privately. But people need to understand
again, this is coming here to enjoy themselves, have fun.
You know, they could be a night of leisure.
It could just be a night of fun but it's 8:00 to that's it.
You got 5 hours to play and point Was brought up here with
Evie and Evie is saying we in the dungeon treat the kink and
(37:07):
the fetish as we do. As a BDSM scene, this is a non
sexual experience. So you can come get a non sexual
experience in a sense that is going to be a very short
experience in a 45 minute event kind of thing, right?
We're going to cuz we're going to do 45 minute.
It's kind of like an introductory sessions at parties
(37:28):
for new people, yeah. So.
So we're going to do some light bondage, we're going to do light
impact and going into Ostress, yeah, dress to Ostress, maybe
some panties and stockings. We can go as far as they want in
that 45 minute span. A.
BDL. ABDL yes, and there's certain
things that, you know, we can accommodate.
However, people need to realize that she's not going to touch
(37:52):
your penis, she's not going to touch your vagina, she's not
going to do any of these things in a sexual way.
No, she's not touching my vagina.
I'm not coming. I'll catch your vagina.
I'm curious where it is. You know what?
Once we once we find it, we're going to make a lot.
We're. Going to find it together.
Poe is the hermaphrodite. Confirmed.
(38:15):
Listen, I was going through and editing an episode and I was
still dying because I remember the moment when he said it and I
still laugh about it. But there was a day and we were,
we were all in the dungeon and it was me, Barbie, Charles, Liv,
and my sweet little Sissy slave Justin.
(38:37):
I love my little Justin. I have some.
You'll meet him. You'll meet him, but he's a
honey. Anywho, so Justin has he has
testicles that are inside his body.
It's hilarious because he's a fat little fuck and they climb
back into his body and we joke about it.
(38:59):
They're. Scared and I said to him, I was
like, hey, we're going to we're going to fit him for a chastity
because he wanted a chastity. So you know, Charles and Liv,
they're going through the stuff and they're trying to find
something that would fit Justin.And I'm like, guys, I don't
think this is going to work. Like his balls always creep back
in there and she's like, well, you got to pull him down.
(39:20):
And he's like, yes. And then he looks over Liv and
he's like, Madame Liv, can you help me?
And Liv's like, come here, Justin.
And she like mangles his man pussy down and so fucking poses.
(39:40):
Those are balls. Those are fucking ovaries.
OK, hold on. Yeah, I need to admit it because
I have so many questions. Please please, because I I
probably have the same exact questions.
OK, we're going to pull Justin aside at the party and we're
(40:01):
going to the three of us are going to let me see your man
pussy right now drop trout immediately yes, we're going to
make I. Don't even like seeing balls but
just for the pure. There's no you're.
You're not. Going to see any balls.
He's just got the tree in those bushes that's.
You're not going to see him. All you see is a little short
(40:24):
tiny penis and then he has this man pussy.
He goes around. It's not even wrinkly balls.
What about the grundle? Like nothing.
Nothing. It's nothing.
Hold. On, hold, on, hold on.
You just said a word that I don't know.
The grundle. What's a grundle?
The like between the it's like ataint.
That's what I know. Is it maybe?
Emotion. Because it ain't the balls and
(40:45):
it ain't the ass. It's the Grindle in between.
The Grindle. You know, OK.
The soggy S, if you will. The soggy South Oh my God, with
every word you say, I respect you a little more for the
verbage that you use. You.
Thank you. The soggy South.
(41:07):
The grundle. The grundle, she just said grow
up after she says the grundle, yeah.
And in the right corner we have the grundle.
I just want to say. Irish.
(41:29):
Accent the. Grundle I.
Just want to say I love my life hearing stories of this nature
and just being able to get education of what a grundle is.
You know, there's just sweet Jesus, I've been a girl spit.
That doesn't happen very often. That's awesome.
(41:52):
So I think the grundle is the scrotum.
The scrotum I'm using. The added OK you were doing this
part so I wasn't quite sure the.In I don't know, it's.
Just according to how they're shaped that this means right,
OK, Oh yes, the scrotum. OK, yes, but.
How is it up? Never mind.
You know what? I don't need to know.
(42:13):
I'm gonna find out when I see it.
It's a man pouch. That's she said.
She said he. Has a titty purse down there.
Justin, I don't know you, but. Justin, we're going to get real
acquainted real soon. But yeah, I'll be honest, I
(42:35):
don't know how you feel about a guy looking, but I got to see
just cause the education of it. I don't get it.
It was hilarious, yes. I'm telling you, that was one
hell of an afternoon because because Liv had to pull them
down manually and when she pulled them down, her and
Charles were trying to clip on an actual part of the chastity,
(42:59):
the mainframe of it behind and gradually couldn't come back up.
Yes, so they couldn't go back up, but it wouldn't work.
They just were not comfortable. Sorry Justin, not trying to
insult you here, just trying to figure out.
It's just really curious. Justin really AM.
And like she said, it's science.It has nothing to do with.
So we're going to show everybodyin the Decker Wood and I'm going
(43:19):
to show everybody a little PussyPouch.
Yes, and we'll show them your ovaries.
I'm excited. I know, I'm excited.
How did we get here? I'm not.
Excited, but I'm curious. Walking.
When we do this podcast, we just, you know, we start one of
us, we're like, yeah, we're gonna do this.
And then like we end up in Alicein Wonderland.
That's rabbit hole is deep. Love it, that's why.
(43:43):
Your mom. How you know my mom?
I'm. Just gonna say not just all
right, OK, all. Right, Gold Star, Gold Star Miss
Just Gold Star. OK.
Now I'm gonna move today else that's OK.
Now I will give you a heads up on this.
(44:04):
So we've done one other open dungeon night, OK?
And honestly, we had quite a fewpeople who still wanted to go in
on the furniture and fuck with no towels, no protection on the
furniture. And that is a no go with me,
right? So that's my biggest faux pas,
like don't go in there, don't fuck on my furniture, right?
It's rude. And they were like, oh, we're
(44:25):
waiting for the bathroom. That's one of my other things.
I'm sorry. These are the little things that
stick out in my mind that make me sick.
Why do people do that? The little part of Stuck up by
is there's people that get blowjobs by the bathroom, so you
know it's OK. Have you in your own little?
Yeah. You just take a nap.
I'm not at all. I'm like free blow jobs, Check,
(44:47):
check guys. Alright.
Yeah, I'm OK with the blow jobs for the bathroom.
I'm totally OK with like that. You know, people can come and
have a good time. They can have a snack, they can
watch, they can sit there and drink milk and a Debbie cake,
which they can do and watch people have sex out, you know.
So I think what are what are things that people could do that
(45:09):
would immediately get them kicked out immediately, really
touching somebody inappropriate without consent.
Immediate. That's an immediate, hey, not
playing this shit. Let's go.
We're leaving. That's number one.
Number two, more than likely we're going to always see, and
it's really interesting. I will always spot out that
first person I see that comes through the gate because I stay
(45:30):
through that gate through the duration of everything.
So I can see who comes in and out and I can always spot the
troublemaker. And there's going to be one of
those motherfuckers I knew, Modella beer bottle that was
going to be my problem that night.
And sure as fuck it was. You know, I had another guy one
night, he was loud, obnoxious, he was drinking, he got drunk.
(45:51):
You know, he went off in the side yard at one of our biggest
events that I didn't see him a few years ago.
And ultimately he got his because he ended up jacking off
to a couple fucking over in a tent.
And he didn't realize that it was his sister until after they
moved and he shifted and he realized he just.
(46:12):
Came so sorry, that sounds like that's karma, right?
It's karma because he came to the gate and I said, oh, you're
going to be my problem for tonight, aren't you?
I'm. So sorry.
And we had two of the security guards tell me straight up, hey,
he touched this woman. She didn't want to be touched.
And this time it was like on theshoulder.
(46:33):
It wasn't anything inappropriate, but, you know,
she was he, she was just restingby the pool.
He came up behind her. He was a little abrupt because
he was drinking and I said, look, this is your only warning.
She doesn't want to be touched. She doesn't know you don't touch
anybody. I don't care if it's on the
shoulder, the arm or the head. People know like they send
survive even if you're touching on the shoulder.
(46:54):
I know what it's like. Oh, excuse me.
Or a hey, what's up? You know, or move the fuck out
the way. Kind of, but you.
Know yes, but you you can't really read people if you're
going to get fucked up right no.So he was my problem for the
night so that was one of them and then when he came crying to
me at the very end of the party I watched my sister fucking fuck
(47:15):
I'm like well you kind of deserve it Sorry, no.
What did we learn some lesson? Probably not yeah, you know, cuz
Evie, imagine you as a guest. You're going to come in through
the gate. I'm sitting at the table.
I give out wristbands. I tell everyone, hey, these are
our rules. I walk through everything and
then someone like shaman is going to walk you around and
(47:36):
give you a little tour. He'll show you, hey, this is
where the bathroom is This is the dungeon.
Here's the snacks, here's the drinks.
And if you want to stay outside smoking area, all that.
Yes. So I'm thinking like a guest.
So what do I do if I don't have any?
You know, I'm a guest here. I came by myself.
What do I do? Where do I what's the protocol
if I don't have any friends to hang out with?
(47:57):
I don't know. I would say you could hang out
with a with a pro Dome. You can absolutely.
You can go in the dungeon, Shaman will introduce you to
people. Anyone who's giving a tour, you
know, they can certainly show you around.
I don't know PO if you want to do tours you might want to meet
people that. Way yeah, if you can't find
anyone to hang out with, just sojust says, hey, where's Pope?
Yeah, come hang out with me. Like I you know, I'm one of the
(48:20):
newer comers, so I don't have a whole lot of connections, but I
already have three or four people that I definitely know
who are coming to the party of afat life or something that
nature. So seriously, if you feel like a
fish out of water and you feel like you need someone to go,
hey, what do I do now? I may not have the best advice,
I might not be the best wing man, but I guarantee I can get
you the answer. Because this is a it's a MIAs
(48:42):
place is very welcoming and definitely very non, you know,
not it's not exclusive. So as long as you're chill and
know how to govern yourself, you'll make friends.
Definitely. There you go.
Yeah. And that's what we'll do.
And and it's very easy just to say, hey, we're going to, you
know, introduce you to people. And that's what I do when people
(49:02):
come in, I'll tell people we're not doing clicks.
You can come in, you can meet people.
And this is how it is. Yeah, you can ningle.
That's it. That's the part that I'm looking
most forward to is just, yeah, Imean, there's people seeing
different styles of play, seeingwhat else is out there that
maybe I haven't even considered.You know it's.
So I tell people too, this is another question.
(49:22):
People say, oh, well, do we needto bring our own things?
I tell people, always bring a towel.
You know, bring your own specific beverage because I'm
just distributing water. There'll be plenty of bottle of
water here for people, right? Ultimately, if you have a bag of
belongings, they can stay out here with me.
But if they have implements and stuff they want to use, you need
to ask Barbie where if there's adesignated place that you can
(49:45):
put those things so they're not in the way.
I like that and some people don't.
Accidentally, yes. You know protection, right?
Yes. What about protection?
And people don't need to, like, trip over people's stuff in the
middle of the place. Yeah.
We provide toiletries. We put out wipes.
We put out condoms. We put out hand sanitizer.
We put out multiple things for people to use.
(50:07):
We can put out body oil if people want to, you know, just
use body oil with people, you know, give them rub downs, maybe
bugs, Maybe they need to bring home blood spray.
Well, honestly, we're going to be putting out so many tinky
torches in citronella. There's not going to be issues
with that. I'm not from Florida, so I don't
know if that actually works. The citronella and the tiki
(50:27):
torches with the pairs, yeah, it'll work right To be outside,
not get 8 alive. Yeah, yeah.
It'll be nice, honestly, to derail you.
And no, no, no, That's a good question to have.
And then we'll also have like ina big industrial fan.
So it's all the circulating air.It'll be comfortable.
And you did say you were you were 420 friendly.
(50:47):
Absolutely OK, people can do that.
I just like a medical card and everything of that nature then,
you know. Yeah, that's fine.
It's all good, but like you said, don't get so fucked up
that. You cannot give consent.
Yes, exactly. And we'll, we're we're gonna be
watching, guys. Nobody's gonna get hurt here.
So yeah, you need to govern yourself.
Yeah, I said that three times. No, this is a safe place and
(51:08):
we're gonna keep it that way. Yeah, absolutely.
And that's pretty much the gist of it.
Honestly, people can come play in the dungeon, They can play
outside. Yeah, it's it's pretty easy.
I mean, but honestly, they do get fucked up.
They're we're gonna have to get them a designated driver to take
them home. Definitely.
Yeah, that's it. All right.
All right. So it's been fun.
It's. Been a lot of fun like I'm super
excited about the the the shindig and I hope everybody
(51:31):
that is available, you know, comes out meet some new people,
see some new styles and just have a good time like.
Absolutely. That's what it's about.
I don't mean to interrupt you, but you said shindig.
I'm like, let's call it a hoop nanny.
Oh, a hoop. Nanny, I like the hoop nannies
even better. Can we have a hoe down?
You don't listen. That's what I call it in.
(51:53):
With the Poe Duns. I hope I can, Poe dug that
night. Oh my goodness.
OK, Are you ready? I'm ready.
Eating. Let's do it.
OK. OK.
Until then, this has been the latest episode of Call Me
(52:14):
Mistress.
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