July 2, 2025 • 49 mins
MIA AND LIV COME TO THE MIC TO TALK SOME SHIT! A POTENTIAL DEVOTED SLAVE, A POSSIBLE PET, SOME CLASSIC BLOW JOB SCENES AND A GANG BANG WITH A STANK ASS PUSSY!
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got my badass Co host
with me, Madam Liv. Hi, guys.
All right, Liv gave you the wave.
Still, still, it's OK. It's all right now, Liv.
It was an interesting weekend. I'm going to jump to this
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because I got this really cool e-mail.
It was this guy. We've never met him.
He's not anywhere near us, but Ikind of have to be very discreet
about it because he doesn't wanthis story out there.
It was something that was to me,it was very endearing that he
wrote because he wants to feel aconnection to a Dom.
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He said that he's really centered in his life at this
moment so that he didn't want tonecessarily start any type of
pro situation with with a mistress.
He is suffered with addiction and his past gambling and
otherwise drugs. But it made me think about my 2
slave boys and it just kind of coincided with things.
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But this gentleman, when he was writing us this e-mail, he was
telling us that he cracked up when he heard us talk about the
Italian and the whole story withhim seeing these alleged doms
when in fact he was saying hookers and he thought it was so
funny and he liked us talking back and forth.
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And I think, you know, people must enjoy our stories because
they're really good stories, honestly, and they're all true.
And, you know, I think that's what makes it cooler is that we
can sit and have this banter about us and.
We meet a lot of interesting folks.
We. Do we meet some really great
people? We really do.
And I think people need to really understand how much that
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we love meeting new people, thatwe have compassion for their
needs and their desires with allof this.
And you know, I think that we'revery empathetic to what they
want and what they need because you and I have both been in
positions in our life where we really were not able to fulfill
our desire of playing our roles and being who we really are in
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our life at that moment. Who you had said you've talked
about this on the podcast beforeabout, you know, not being able
to be a submissive to your partner at a point in your time
in your life for several years. And then I wasn't able to be the
Dom who I wanted to be. I had to do it behind his back.
And so it LED us to where we were very unhappy.
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And I think that's another reason why we sympathize with a
lot of people that come to see us.
So the gentleman that wrote us, he told me that you know, his
wife doesn't know about anythingwhen it comes to his desire for
BDSM. He said that with his role in
having his addictions, he has tried to top from the bottom.
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And I think we've run into that a lot with people.
A. Few times, yeah.
Yeah, I noticed that even with my significant other, there's
times where he will. At the very beginning of our
relationship when we started to do BDSM, I felt like he was
trying to top from the bottom because he would try to tell me
what he wanted during the scene rather than to tell me.
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Before or after? Yeah, it ruined.
It ruins it. Yeah, But then, and you can
relate to this. You've said this to me before.
It's kind of a boner kill when you're the submissive, you have
to tell your partner, hey, this is what I want, but I really
don't want to tell you. So like with my husband, he did
not want to tell me that he wanted suffocation.
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I just automatically went and sat on his face, you know, with
my leather pants. One time when we first started
doing sessions together, before we were actually in a
relationship. But you know, now I know how
deep it really goes. Well, that's just discovery.
It is. It is, yeah.
But a lot of people, they can't feel well enough to talk to
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their partners about what they really want.
That's why a sub journal, yeah is really good, or even a Dom
journal. True, true.
So the set journal as well. I was telling you about this one
app and I don't want to, I'm notgoing to promote any app or even
tell people. But all I can say is you can go
on the App Store and you can putin Dom sub app and there's like
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3 or 4 apps that are actually available.
So I had my slave boy actually download this app.
It lists different tasks, it lists rules that he has to
follow. And I think there's like there's
some type of like habits and rewards and a whole little
system there of different things.
But it has a journal, an option that they can type in however
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they're feeling and that kind ofthing.
That e-mail again that just kindof led into actually had to go
to the ER. He got a dildo stuck in his
asshole. That's.
Embarrassing because you know all the nurses be talking.
Oh my God. They're all talking that shit.
And I don't know if I told you, but I had gotten the scene one
time. I was in the scene.
I was topping this guy and he came into the dungeon.
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This is years ago, All right. So anyway, I only had a handful
of dildos at the time and there wasn't sex stores around.
But I had this one dildo and it was probably about 6 inches long
and it was pretty, pretty thin considering it was probably only
a circumference at like an inch and a half.
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But it was enough that it was very stimulating for men, and it
had a vibrator setting on it. But, you know, I went in, I put
a condom on it. I was using it on the guy's ass,
and his ass fucking swallowed it.
And his asshole was not that big.
Dang, yeah. So did you have to go in and
fish for? It I had to fish for it.
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Did you get it out? I got it out, but at first I
went in and I was like, where isthat condom?
Well he suck up the fucking condom really quick because it
just went woop and I was like gosh damn it.
Be hungry. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
And that went in and I was like feeling for it.
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It was crazy because I don't feel this part with a lot of
butt holes, right? But when it went in, it was like
there was a wall around his actual rectum where you had to
go behind the wall because it wouldn't stretch.
His asshole had not expanded. So you had to go behind the wall
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of the anus to really get in there.
And it was like a pull of going down in there.
Get the fucking dildo. And here he is on his hands and
knees and I'm standing behind him and all I, all I see is like
ass in my face and I'm trying tolike fish for the condom while
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the condom breaks, the part of the condom ring at the top
breaks. So then I have nothing to hold
on to and I'm like, look, you'regoing to have to try to push.
Well, he pushed and the dildo ispushed up against the wall of
his anus, so it's still not evencoming up to the surface.
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How? Did how did I miss the story in
my life? I don't know.
I don't know. You're not telling this story,
but it was crazy. Yeah.
So I had to go down again and I had to do like a three finger
thing. I was doing like 3 fingers in my
thumb trying to scoop it out to try to get it up towards.
Traumatizing for both of y'all. It was.
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It was so much. It was so much I know and I was
like using Lube. The Lube was probably making it
harder. You know, but it was slippery on
the inside, but on the outside it wasn't.
So it's stick. So it's stick and I was trying
to like, Lube his asshole, you know, to get it in there.
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You know, like whenever you givebirth, they take your perineum
or what would be the taint and rub really hard around to open
up the vagina to stretch it open.
Yeah. Next time that happens, stretch
that perineum bitch. Damn go like this.
Rubbing side to side, opening itup.
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OK, I'm going to have to try that next time.
Let's hope there's not next time.
God bless, but that's the thing,he had jacked himself while I'm
doing this and as he came, it sucked it in.
Wow. Yeah, so.
Did it have a handle or a? No, it was just a solid
vibrator. Oh, that makes sense.
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Yeah. We learned our lesson because
I've seen all your dildos down there.
Yeah, they're. Not like that.
They always have that. They have the butt, the butt
stopper. Yeah, they do now.
You know Missus Griswold, she had a butt plug in and a little.
Tiny 1 though. It was a tiny.
That's what I heard. It's a little black one.
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OK. And they went in through the
anus and the vagina. Got it out.
Yeah, that's pretty wild to think.
About, but I'm telling you it's once you orgasm it just like
everything. The vortex.
Yeah, the vortex. It sucks it in like, oh, you
came. Oh.
Not the black hole, but brown hole.
There you go. Fuck me.
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Yes, the brown hole. The brown eye.
Jesus, corpus sucks. Everything I am, it does.
Anyhow, so my slave boy came over on Saturday.
This is not Justin. This is the slave boy.
Now, apparently he came to my old dungeon 10 years ago and I
didn't even realize this. He's like, you know, I've been
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coming to you for 10 years. When I was 18, I started seeing
you. I was like, Oh my God, really?
And then when he said camo panties, I was like, I remember
the camo panties because I've only had one set of camo
panties, one pair in the dungeonand he was the one who had them
on. I was like, Oh my God, it was
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him camo panties. So, you know, I didn't want to
offend him, but I didn't remember.
And I told him, I said I, I didn't realize because I've seen
so many hundreds of people and you and I both know this.
We talked about this. We people just blend in when
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it's just. Yeah, they remember their first
first session. They do very well because it's
their first. But you know, we're not going to
be able to do that thing that far back.
Yeah. Personally, it wasn't that.
It was just so new to them and so fresh.
It is easy to remember the firsttime.
It is, it is. And so ultimately he said he
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remembered it like yesterday andthen I spanked him really hard
and I fucked his little asshole and I all, I did all these
things, bondage included. And ultimately he said once he
left, because I said to him, I said, well, how did you feel
once you left? And he said once I left, I
thought to myself that I wanted to serve you 24/7 the rest of my
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life. And you know, for those things,
for him to say, it was like, wow, that's very touching.
Took you this long to tell me? Yeah.
I was like, wow. And so, you know, he came back
in spurts. You know, he had relationships.
He came back at different times.And, you know, now I remembered
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him in the last five years coming to this dungeon, but I
really didn't remember the past because obviously there were
visits few and far between. But he came over Saturday and I
told him, I said, if you're going to be the Sissy you want
to be, I want you to shave everything on your body.
He shaved his legs for me. Nice.
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He shaved everything. He shaved his beard and he said
he hadn't shaved his beard in 10years.
So and he, he looked dynamite. He really did.
He's he's like 5700 and 35140 lbs.
He's itty bitty adorable. Like you just want to spank them
and make them do dirty things, you know?
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Poke them in your pocket. Yeah, put them in the pocket and
do dirty things, you put. The pocket.
Rub his little ticky. You know, I am just so dirty.
I really am. Because I just think about when
I see these certain people that I see, I want to do dirty things
to them all the fucking time. So he came over Saturday and
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Saturday evening and when he came to the dungeon, you know, I
had of course get naked and he was wearing these, these little
cute pink panties and I put themon the cross.
I didn't do any sodomy, but no pegging this time because like I
said, I don't think he was feeling 100%.
But I spanked him and I groped him and did all sorts of things
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to his sexy little Dick. And I made him put on sexy heels
that I had put aside just for him.
And I put a cute little wig on him that I had gotten just for
him for that night. And I told him, I said, you look
like the singer. See ya.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what he looked like.
It was adorable. I was like, oh, you sexy little
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thing. And it was kind of like, like
how you feel about Mandy Candy, like, if you want to do just
dirty things to her. Yeah.
You know, we played for a good bit.
But I told him I said, look, I have a chain in the floor.
Because he's talked about wanting to be owned forever.
Now that's the question, Like, how far are we taking this?
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If you want to be owned forever,does this mean you still want to
go home to wife and kids and then just come over on the
weekends so you can get chained up in the dungeon?
I don't know. You know, it's like, does he
really know what he wants? He's not quite 30.
So that's the question, like, really, what does he want?
So at some point, he needs to communicate much better on what,
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you know, really encompasses everything about the whole
concept of being owned 24/7. Now, we did talk about the fact
that he owns his own home. He lives by himself, you know, I
told him I said, well, you don'twant video cameras in your
house. I want to see that who's coming
and going. I want to see what you're doing.
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If I'm going to own you, you know, you're an hour away.
I need to see what the fuck you're doing.
It's a good one. It's a good one, right?
A good dumb thank you. Move right there like that one.
Boom. So cameras in the house.
I told him these are your rules.You cannot have people over
there going to use drugs becausehe has a past drug addiction.
He has a past gambling addiction.
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Then I thought to myself, well, little Justin, that naughty
little boy, has he been behavinghimself because he had an
addiction to gambling on his apps on his phone and how
convenient it is for addicts. It's like, holy shit.
So he told me, my little slave boy said, you know, I have a
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little gambling addiction. You know, I haven't done drugs
or anything like that in quite some time.
I've been behaving. But is this going to be his next
addiction to be a slave, to be owned?
It's a good addiction to have. It can be, it can be, or it
could be hurtful. It can, yeah.
Depends on how or what little route are we going to take in
all of this. Yes, give me an occasion.
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Communication. So what do you think?
Do you think because, you know, he's almost 30 and he wants to
be owned 24/7, what does that really encompass?
I guess it'd be a question that he would need to answer.
I. Can't answer his.
Question for him, but you know, depending, I'm sure that he can
be serious about it. Yeah. 30 doesn't mean anything.
You'll be actually ready by 30. But like, I'm still young, I'm
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still handsome. I got all the energy to be able
to do all the serving. You know, like he could, he
could be in it or he could be just like what you said, like a.
Weekends type of thing where he wants it, doesn't want to take
it too seriously, but definitelywants the treatment.
Yeah, So that's interesting. He feels uncomfortable if my
significant other is here and I'm like.
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Well, that's a red flag. Yeah, it's weird, right?
Yeah, because that means you know who'll get hurt in it,
because you know he's going to be in his feelings about it no
matter what. Don't have a powerful bond.
When you become a submissive anda Dom, there's there's something
there no matter what. Yeah, no matter who you do it
with, you know there is some sort of bond there.
So if you're taking it to the next level of slave like that, I
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feel like it needs to have, he needs to be OK with a
significant other because you have one.
Exactly. If you wanna be a slave and be a
part of the house, you gotta know and respect the house and
the house belongs to. The man of the house.
And that just happens to be yoursignificant.
Other Here's the interesting thing.
My husband is perfectly happy doing his his hobby on the
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weekends and I don't have to be involved in that hobby.
That's good to have. It's great.
And I always say he knows that I'm always going to have slaves.
He knows this and he's cool withit.
Yeah, I don't think, I don't think you're significant.
I know him. Yeah, he's fine with it.
He's cool and so I explained this to the little slave boy and
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he's like, well, okay, I'll eventually get used to it.
He'll eventually accept it undersome guidelines.
But I think with him, I think he's more hesitant with the fact
that he's geared towards Sissy made slave.
So it's kind of like the level of embarrassment of if this guy
sees me and I'm wearing a Sissy maid uniform, he's going to know
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that I'm a dude in a dress cleaning your house.
It's like, how comfortable is hereally going to feel with that?
Well, again, he's really not going to cross too many paths
with my husband. Yeah, not really.
And you know, with how much timehe'll have with you in the
beginning, he should be comfortable enough because
there'll be so many people in and out, you know?
I mean, like, he'll get used to people being around it.
And then of course, the significant other, you know,
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definitely. So that makes more sense as to
what he's uncomfortable with. So he's not uncomfortable with a
significant other, it's uncomfortable with a man.
Maybe so and it's the situation still is hey, this is your role,
this is his role, so forth so on.
You know, my husband was even cool enough one time this
because I had, and I mentioned several times to him, it was the
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Sissy boy slave guy that I had. He'd come to clean the house,
Monkey boy. I don't remember this person.
OK, well monkey boy would come and clean my house and I told
you he was the one that had suchhuge testicles that it they
would hang out of his panties when he was cleaning.
Oh yes, under his dress. And my mother was the one who
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said oh leave my door open so I can watch and clean my bathroom.
And I was like, she's pervert, You know, my mom loved to watch
this. It was, it was hilarious.
But anyway. She deserves it.
And she does, right? And my husband, I told him one
time I'm like, well, you know, monkey boy is going to come here
for a session. Well, my husband says go ahead,
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put me in the dungeon, put me inmy body bag with my mask and
everything else, bound me up andjust let Monkey Boy clean around
me. And he was totally fucking cool
with that. And then Monkey Boy walked and
he's like, is there somebody in here?
I said, yeah, but it's my slave.He's good with it.
He was actually wanting somebodyto be in here while he's bound
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up, not knowing what's happeningaround him because he had
earplugs in, like he couldn't move.
He was cool with it. So I think ultimately.
He likes it. Yeah, he totally likes it.
It's they're both. Kind of like humiliation.
They do so it comes off and you can.
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Carefully work that around each other.
Yeah, I, you know, and I think that I think as a slave or
submissive, it's kind of like a common understanding, right?
Yeah, I, I think it's all relatable.
You know, you're all here for the same purpose.
We can all get along. Yeah.
You know, and just. Be careful playing favourites.
Oh, absolutely. Because I've noticed that.
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Absolutely. You know, they have to
understand, You know, my husbandis a certain person.
Your husband is your husband. That's it.
That is #1 no matter what, that's it.
That he can't feel bad because your husband is your husband.
Yeah, but I, you know, with whatyou're saying, he doesn't sound
like that's going to happen. No, and my thing of it is
there's enough of me to go around.
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I love what I do. That was our crazy Saturday.
But ultimately, I was going to chain him to the floor and I put
the chain around his neck. He loved it.
He got him very excited. And here's the thing, I made him
get off. I gave him an orgasm with his
around his neck. And I said to him, I said, so do
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you want to go or do you want tostay?
And that was his test. And his test was I could either
leave or I could stay. He said, I'll do whatever you
want me to do. And there he won, he passed, so
it really says. Was that post come?
That was post come. Good.
That was a post orgasm. That wasn't a I'm horny and
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yeah, I like that. Yeah, I like that.
I made him come while he was on the San Andres cross.
I had him faced the wall and I groped him enough.
I did all sorts of dirty things to him.
And ultimately when he had an orgasm, I let him take a breath
and relax for a few minutes. And I rubbed his back and I was
like, how do you feel? He's like I feel good.
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And then I had him come with thechain around his neck and sit
down in front of me. And I asked him, so you can stay
here. You can be chained to the floor
for the rest of the night or youcan go home.
And he said, I'm happy with whatever you want me to do.
He said I can contact the personwho's going to be taking care of
my my puppy. And either way, I'm, I'm content
with whatever you want to do. Well, honestly, after my
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exhausting weekend and the fact that I would have to be very
responsible for someone change my floor in my, my dungeon, I
was ready to honestly go in and go to sleep.
I was so tired. It was an exhausting weekend.
And I had a sick puppy myself, whichever one knows about my
sick little puppy. So I said, you know, just go
home for tonight. But ultimately he was willing to
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stay the night. Yeah.
So it was a test and he passed. His it was his baptism.
I did. I did a baptism with Pope there
you. Go.
To be a slave, I literally poured.
Water all over his head though. Nice, he.
Was like, he was like what was happening?
And I was like, you're. Baptized now.
And he started laughing. So that's why I was like, your
little slaves baptism. Yeah, this little test.
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Yeah, because that's what I wanted to hear, that he was
going to be content either way. Because honestly, when that that
chain went around his neck, he said this feels really good.
And I was like, oh, isn't that great?
Yeah, I feel like maybe everybody has this little, but
mainly Subs has this little fantasy of being chained to the
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floor. Yeah, maybe it's all in US.
Maybe. Well, I told him I wanted a
bigger lock, The lock that I had.
I said, you know, you could push50 lbs of pressure against it
with your hand, you know, and itprobably could have came undone.
I mean, it was a master lock, but still.
You just never trust it. But at the same time, I think
it's significant. I think it's significant
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because, you know, this is someone who has been dedicated
enough to see me for 10 years and has wanted something like
this, so. And he seems.
Dedicated. He seems dedicated.
Let's see how it goes. Yeah, I like that.
Yeah. Now Justin, on the other hand,
he not. That poor little boy.
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You know he. Could be our pet.
I don't think he could be our slave.
He sends so many just positive, sweet, very endearing messages.
Just like I'm saying, he's like a little puppy.
He is, he is. He's a precious little puppy.
He's all the love he does. We can make him drink out of a
water bowl. We do.
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We do indeed need to do that. He can be our pet.
I felt like he would like that. But Justin works really, really
hard, and I just don't think he could serve us the way we really
need it. Yeah, because he bitches about,
you know, doing laundry and washing dishes for his mom.
And it's like, shut the fuck up,you live with your mom and dad.
What would you do by yourself? Yes, like do your work little
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bitch, do your work. But he bitches way too much.
That's OK. Just get a newspaper, swat him
in the face. Yes, Justin, I love you, but I
just don't think you can keep up.
He's 100 lbs overweight and I keep telling him lose your
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fucking weight, you work a hard job, you're sweating your ass
off, but he's eating fast food. When you're eating fast food is
a guarantee you're going to get.Food because of where he works.
Yes, it's convenient. It's actually very more
expensive. It's actually a lot more.
It's very expensive, but it's convenient.
But then I tell him he's like, well, I've been trying to, you
know, eat at home. I said, are you eating your
mama's food? Yes.
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Well Mama is cooking fucking pasta, baked beans and BBQ.
I'm like bitch, you are fat, lose your fucking weight.
She's. Trying to keep her little boy.
Little boy, Yeah. Cheeks.
Yeah, exactly. Keep him at the house.
Exactly. You know, she had the audacity
to tell somebody around poor little Justin that he'll never
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get married, that he'll always be at home.
Oh my God, isn't that fucked? Yeah, that's so hurtful.
It is, and that's why I told himI'm like Justin, the goal for
you and I is you're going to lose weight is.
He coming to the thing. I think he wants to.
It depends on whether or not he can get off work.
He needs to, but I told him. I said the goal is one day I'm
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going to get you married. We're going to find you a wife.
I can still be your dumb. Rub it in her fatly nose.
I don't know if she's there or not, but rub it in.
Yeah, rub it in mama's nose. Because he wants to be married,
he wants to have kids. He's.
Adorable doting and he'd be really good at like the he'd be.
A good husband, yeah, but Justin, you got a little tiny
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Dick and in order to get that £100 off, we need to get your
Dick bigger by getting £100 off your fat body.
Yeah, I think it was every £10 you get an Ant or something.
It's like a percentage of your Dick.
Yeah, I don't know about his, but.
Yeah, you. You can put a strap on over your
Dick. Yeah, he could please a woman
some way. Some way.
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I'm hoping his mouth works better than his hands.
Because he fucks, He sucks, he sucks.
He sucks at his foot massages. Yes, that's the foot massages.
Yeah. Just he sucks at sucking Dick.
Yes, my God, we've seen him suckDick.
He. Sucks at rubbing his own Dick.
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He's yes. He can't even pull his own balls
down. God I was editing the fucking
episode where PO said those are ovaries because he talked being
inside. Oh my God Poe is fucking
hilarious. It's.
Funny. It's so great.
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God, yeah. I told him.
I'm like, you know, all we all summer, you gotta come, you
gotta record with Liv. And I 'cause he's funny as fuck.
We had a really good, interesting weekend with that.
We had a nice e-mail from a fan.And this fan, I'll, I'll keep in
contact with him because he's had a good point in his life
where he might not need a Dom, aprofessional one who's actually
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going to try to suck money from him.
Because these fucking Doms that are unlike us, they make us look
bad. Yeah, I've noticed.
That those financial they have some passion.
None. They don't care about like the
well-being of them, no. They're they want to fucking
drain people with money and, youknow, for, for future, for to
telling our people, our fans, ifa financial Dom wants money
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right off the RIP or she wants agift card number or she wants
something like that. No, do not Move on.
Move on. No, Dom, you got to establish
something. Now, granted, I think everyone
needs to get paid for their service.
Yeah, but there's an arrangementand the arrangement does not
need to be all of this crazy money up front.
Yeah. You know, I had a friend and he
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was going to see this Dom, but come to find out he was getting
like Sephora gift cards and thenhe was getting Visa gift cards,
just giving her the information,scanning them, sending them
over, you know, via text. But this fucking cunt never saw
him, never saw him, ghosted him.Said he was never give money up
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like that no but said any situation.
Said she was going to be at thishotel.
She wasn't. Yeah, it was.
It was fucked. It was fucked up.
Poor guy. Yeah.
I didn't think that this exists outside of movies, so I feel
like if I found something that Ithought it was, I feel like I
would put that much effort into it too.
But. Yeah, because you get excited.
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Men. Yeah.
Men are nose blind. Yeah.
But yes, you get excited about it.
You think this is right here, It's right there, you know?
And sucks. OK, now you mentioned nose
blind, but every good man can smell a rotten pussy, so I'm
going to tell you a story. OK.
All right. OK.
Had this couple, they wanted to rent the dungeon space, and they
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said to me, they're like, Mia, you know, we're kind of new to
the area. We just moved here from South
Carolina. Help us.
Do you have some bulls that willjust come in and have fun with
my wife so I can watch them? I said, oh, yeah, You know, I
know plenty of people in the lifestyle.
They're very familiar with swingers.
That's what these folks were really nice people.
And so now I've had different couples come into the dungeon to
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rent the space and have a good time.
But this was the kind of like the first time they asked me if
I could, you know, invite bulls over to meet them.
I said, oh, absolutely no problem.
So Saturday night I was like, come on over, you know, rent the
space. You can have it all night.
I'm not going to book anyone. I'm going to take a picture of
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you next time you yawn. That is so trying not to yawn.
That was great. You're like, you're kind of like
Angel. That face was great.
Oh my God, that's great. Oh.
God. Oh my God, I just envisioned Liv
when she was 70. It was funny.
You can be a cute grandma, without a doubt.
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That's good. They'll probably call you a
geeky or Gaga or. I want to go by Granny.
Granny, Oh. That'd be appropriate for you.
That's so cute. So anywho, this couple comes the
dungeon now I'm thinking, I'm thinking this woman, she's
supposed to be a hot wife. I'm thinking she's going to come
so she can change in to some lingerie, be sexy, right?
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Yeah. I invited over 5 gentlemen, some
guys that I knew in the lifestyle.
I'm like, hey guys, there's thiscool couple.
They want to come over to the dungeon and they want some dudes
to play with. Now the husband's not by, he
just wants to watch everything Isay.
He'll probably like play with himself and just have a good
time. And so they're all cool with it.
So I broke out some champagne. I put in two champagne bottles
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in the dungeon, put it in a nicelittle ice bucket with some cups
just so they could have a good time.
I'm outside. It's it's a nice fall night,
October. The lights are all out.
I'm like, oh, you know, the light twinkling lights,
Everything's cool. Nice night.
I'm out there with my friend andwe're just talking and he's
waiting to go inside the dungeon.
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And I said, well, yeah. I said, you know, there's other
people in there. He's like, Oh well, you know, I
kind of like the the whole afterwards, you know?
I'm like, oh, you like the creampies?
He's like, I do, I'm like, oh you nasty.
I'm like, she's going to have 5 fucking cream pies.
OK, you, you do you Boo. So anyway, we're sitting there
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and you know, we're having a little wine and cheese, just
having a good time. And one of my friends comes out
and he's like, Mia got a problem.
And I'm like, OK, he's like, shestinks.
I'm like, what? Now, mind you, I go in there
after he tells me this, and he tells me that, you know, she
wants guys to go down on her. And he was the first one up and
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he couldn't do it. So he immediately says, oh, I'm
not feeling well. I need to go just get some fresh
air. So he comes out and tells me
this. Well, I walk into the dungeon
and I'm thinking she's going to have nice lingerie on.
Something's going to be sexy. No, she came in a pair of
T-shirt. Excuse me?
She came in in a pair of shorts and AT shirt with pair of
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panties and a bra. Strips down, no lingerie.
This woman's got a little bit ofa pot belly going on with some
ugly ass tits, fucking ugly titties.
Like they look like utters. Woof is I'm like poor thing
girl, if you got some rancid asstitties, you need to pop that
shit up with like a bustier something so you're not flashing
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those utters out with some ragged out looking tits that
that need to be tied up and beaten up like something like
toss them over your shoulder. Lord, it was bad.
And she just kind of sprawled out on the red box and I was
like, oh shit, I'm a good 10 feet away and I'm I'm getting a
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whiff. I'm getting a whiff of
something. So I'm thinking her husband is
nose blind or he has no sense ofsmell at all ever.
I guess. Or maybe that's why he's sitting
and watching. Maybe.
Or he's used to that aroma Maybe.
Could just be her odor. Yeah, could be her odor.
I. Don't know, I didn't smell it.
It was. Bad.
It was really fucking bad, so much that the the alcohol that I
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left in there, the other friend of mine was pouring the
champagne on her pussy just to lick her clit.
And he said you looked at me andhe shook his head very ever so
slightly, like can't do it. So he just proceeds to fuck her.
He's like, I'm a fucker with a condom on.
I'm not doing a cream pie. I'm just going to do.
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It that's how you get something.That's how you get something
like there's something up. Now they asked me, they're like,
are these guys clean, blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, look, I'm not running an STD test on all my
friends, but I'm assuming that these gentlemen who are avid
swingers, they know the rules and I'm sure they don't go
double dipping. I'm sure that they get tested
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regularly. But a lot of them were cool
playing without a condom. You know, she made it very clear
that she's unable to conceive. She was clean herself, blah,
blah, blah. Anyway, she stunk.
I had to get out of the dungeon.My friend who had just fucked
her, he finished quick, he got the fuck out of dodge and he
came outside. So now at this point it's my
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friend who attempted to go down on her the first time, it's the
the second guy friend who fuckedher and then the third guy who
wanted a creampie. At the very end he finally said
if it's that bad I'm not even going in there.
He's like tell them I got sick and I left so he leaves.
Why doesn't he think of like 3 little pigs?
It's great. Or Goldilocks, because there's
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two more dudes in there. Yeah, and.
What, the two dudes? Do it was 2 dudes.
Well one guy from what I was told they went ahead and went
down on her because he said thathe didn't smell anything.
The second guy said he would be OK with fucking her with a
condom but he wasn't going to godown on her.
So ultimately they ended up fucking her, getting their Dick
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sucked after they did a little three-way.
And then once they came out, then I knew the husband followed
up because the husband wanted the cream pie.
So I think one of the guys said he would cum on her pussy after.
OK, but it was a clusterfuck. It was a clusterfuck.
It was a nightmare because. That's embarrassing.
I wonder if she noticed. I don't think she did.
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Not talk about the smell, but notice the guy's reaction.
I. Don't know.
I don't know what I I don't knowif they played it off well
enough. I don't even know because I
wasn't in there and I I just didn't want to participate.
I mean, how can you? I mean, I kind of lost respect
for when she didn't want to dress up or even look sexy.
Well, after that, I ended up seeing this woman, you know, at
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other parties, you know, mine included, but other events.
And from that day forward, I just called her behind her back.
Stinky pussy. Oh God, stinky pussy.
Well, hopefully she fixed her problems.
You know, I don't know, but I will tell you this and I you
know the person, but after the fact, I think there was a four
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way done. I think there was some partner
swaps with someone that I knew and I can't say I'm on the
podcast, but ultimately they ended up telling me later that
they did a four way with stinky pussy and I said her pussy stunk
when I knew her. So was it still stinky when you
did that with her husband and with your boyfriend?
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She's like, I didn't notice anything, but I don't no.
Now two out of those four people, they all smoked and I
think the other Hut, so maybe 3 out of the four, because I don't
think stinky pussy smoked. I think the other three people
smoked. And when you smoke, there's a
lot of shit you don't ever smell.
So just saying that shit was. Bad, poor girl.
Poor girl. Poor guys.
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Poor guys. Yeah, she needs.
She needs. A curve?
Somebody needs to tell her what that's what.
It's wrong. You know, you know Liv as well
as I do. You wipe your pussy when you go
to the bathroom. You know your smell.
You know your own smell. That's true.
And if you're not there? Before, you're going to do some
things. But she didn't seem to care
about putting lingerie on, so I'm sure she pretty didn't care
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to check herself. Yes, she didn't even go to the
ladies room to like freshen up because I even said to her, you
know, I have the day, I have a shower.
If you want to freshen up because she drove 45 minutes to
be here. Yeah, I would do.
Yeah, at least a shower, yeah. I'd go do a nice shower.
I would have had my bag of toiletries you know.
But the fact she didn't even have like lingerie to look sexy.
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No stockings and garters, no heels.
Now bitch came up in a T-shirt and shorts.
It's like, what is this hoedown?Is this a hoe down fuck down
nasty stink pussy? I'm sorry.
That's just so those those four or five guys that came in on
your behalf probably were just like, God damn.
Yeah. And I said, I mean, I had to
profusely apologize because I was like, guys, I'm, I am so
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sorry now. They didn't hold it against me.
Yeah, it wasn't you. No, but still fucking.
Disappointing. Yeah, it was sad.
I mean, when they have to go andpour champagne on it to fuck it,
what does that say? That's like fucking a dead
raccoon's pussy. Like what the fuck?
I don't know, that's pretty bad.It was bad 'cause she didn't
even shave either. She didn't even have a shave.
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Clean pussy. Did she not care about herself
with her hair? Nothing.
I it was, it was thinned hair, but still, I'm sorry.
You know, when your pussy smells, you just know.
Yeah, you know, you know, I don't know what she was
thinking. But anyway, ladies, shave your
shit and have a clean pussy before you go in for a gangbang.
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Oh, absolutely. Otherwise, you have nasty
fucking hoe and don't come to the dungeon with a smelly pussy.
Yeah, 'cause Mia was setting youup and look what you did.
Yeah. Crazy, but one of my old
friends. I will say this, one of my old
friends. Now she's not a friend anymore
'cause she doesn't love me and Idon't love her anymore.
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But fucker. But she has come to the dungeon.
She used to come the dungeon. She was a class act.
She would come with sexy lingerie.
She would have like a long sexy gown on.
She would wear makeup and perfume and she would smell
luscious and divine. And she was very clean shaven
and elegant. I mean the guys were, they were
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like Mia, beautiful, beautiful and I'm like, I know clean
pussy, beautiful lady. It needs to do an inspection
before things get started. Exactly.
Well, you know my one friend whofirst came out of the dungeon
after go down, he told me, he said I did the finger test.
He said he put two fingers in just to make sure it wasn't the
room or something else or someone else in the room.
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He said he pulled those two fingers out and he was like
Nope, ain't doing it. And he had to pull out real
quick. He's like, sorry guys, I just
something's not feeling right with me.
I don't I don't want to get anyone sick.
I gotta go. Couldn't do it.
That would be me. I wouldn't put up with it, He.
Wouldn't exactly, but anyway. Nice little Side Story.
Right. I thought it was much better
Side Story just because you know, it's just sad.
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It's sad women make us look bad when you don't want to have a
clean pussy. Yeah, I had a a threesome with
one of the girls I had and she had a smelly pussy, but we all
knew about it. She was like, I'm sorry, this is
what's going on with my body. And I just played doctor, put
medicine in it and stuff. Like bit on a clip.
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I just played. That was, I was like, all right,
I'll be adopted. We didn't play, but yeah, we
played like that. So I helped her.
Well, you know, sometimes you have a not so fresh feeling
before and after your period. Yes.
You know, and that happens and that that means just don't have
sex. Or have sex in the shower.
Have sex in the shower. There you go.
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Or. Just have sex and plug your
nose. I don't know.
That's OK, but I tell you what, I will say this my Sunday, my
husband gets hit on all the time.
I bet he does and he looks sexy and what he wears to work,
right. Well, I'm not saying you to say
comment on that. That was rhetorical there he.
Is a fancy man handsome man, he.Is so when he wears what he
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wears to work right? I know he looks sexy so all
these fucking cunts hit on him and there was 1 bitch who always
fucking hits on him, pretty muchwhips out every fucking chance
she can to either pull out her titties, pull out her ass,
something to flash him in some sort of fashion.
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Wow, yeah, she's straight up fucking whore at work.
Work. Wow.
Yes, that's pretty 'cause she'llsay, oh, I'm having surgery done
on this. Oh, I'm having look at this.
What do you think of this? You fucking ran.
Out cunts that do that aren't really good pussy either.
No 'cause they need they need togawk over it like that.
Like you get it? No.
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They're not good at it. Well, this woman's married, so
you know, she's even work, even work, you know she's not a good.
Fight, even giving it to her. Exactly.
Exactly. The funniest shit is this.
This bitch is hitting on him. And she again hit him up
Thursday, Friday, at the end of the week.
She's like, you know, your wife must hate me.
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And he's like my wife, She don'teven know you.
Why would she hate you? And she says, well, you know,
because we spend all this time together and he's like, she
doesn't, she doesn't have jealousy issues because she
knows she's my fucking queen andno woman stands a chance with me
but her. That's it.
And she's like, oh. Great line.
Great line, right? And you know why this is, ladies
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and gentlemen, let me tell you why.
Because Mia can suck the rust off a muffler.
I can fuck like a fucking porn star.
And this weekend, hey, hey, hey,hey, Zach and.
The room turned pink for that woman.
Let me tell you what I did. I fucking rocked his world out
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in my pool this weekend, Sunday.Not only did I fuck the shit out
of him, but I sucked him so goodin the pool.
His cum load was fucking crazy. My throat's getting dry thinking
about it. I need something to quench with
her. He.
About passed out in the fucking water because I sucked him so
good and fucked him so good and all I can think about is fuck
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you, you raggedy ass hoe hittingon my man.
You think you can do any of my shit?
You can't even do 110th of what I do, no.
No, all she can do is lay there.That's some dead fish or dead
fish. What's it called?
Starfish. So they just kind of lay there.
I did not know that expression. I heard dead fish before, but
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starfish? Where they just kind of lay
there and take it. That's who I feel like she'd be.
Or she'd hop on top, maybe over.And I know because I've seen you
in action with your your proof that you showed me.
OK, I'm not going to tell everybody about the two fisted
deal. You're.
Not going to tell. I'm not going to tell anybody
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about that. Never.
Not anybody. Holy shit.
Batman, I just know you and I have skills.
We talk the talk. We walk the fucking walk.
Yeah. If you talk the talk and you
don't walk the walk, then you itlooks bad.
It looks bad. You can at least say like, I'm
not good at it. Teach me Daddy, it's me, Yeah.
Yeah, at. Least you can at least do that
if you don't know how. Yes, but damn, yeah, I got to
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pull up some of my blowjob videos.
I'll show you some of those, Tim.
'S on TV. Actually seen one of them.
Yes. But I'll take up some more.
Give us more, all right. Always.
Where the shit live? You know we are we're.
Awesome, I'm OK to see your titties dude.
Exactly. You want to see that in my
titties? Yeah, you should.
I showed you that one. I'm just saying again, I'm like,
like a look, you got this ice cube.
I'm pulling it on my nipple. Damn and.
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Then the popsicle. Oh yeah, the popsicle was a good
one. Wasn't that a good one?
That was a good. One, yeah.
Send that one to your significant other, yes.
I'll send that one to my husband.
There you get. Send that one over to him real
quick. Remind him.
Remind him. God, yeah.
I told you. I've said this before on the
podcast, but I sucked him so good that his fucking cum came
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out of my nose. Shot out of my nose.
That's wild. I've never done that with
anybody. And it was so funny because he
goes to work and he tells everybody about it.
This before we were engaged, married anything.
And the guys at work says you are going to marry her.
He's like, no, no. And then he's like, all I kept
thinking about was I wonder if she'd marry me and boom, we did.
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That's exciting. And that's, that's very
exciting. Yeah.
Less than nine months later, boom.
That's how babies happen. That's it.
We have five children and they're all furry children.
They're Chihuahuas. OK, like, wait, That's there.
By Claire. By Claire.
No, no. No children.
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No kids, No children. Yeah.
Remember. She swallows them all.
That's it. Yeah, I did that very well.
I did in the pool too. Hey.
Hey. It's sweet.
Is it still floating out there? No, I swallowed it.
It was good. And then I spit it outside the
pool and then I spit some back on his Dick.
It was great he liked it. That's funny.
It's bad that I can. I can see it.
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I was like, I literally can see y'all, I'm a stalker because I'm
like it's so vivid. It's so.
Vivid. It's so good.
It was so great. All right.
Have you ever been punched in the pussy?
No. Horrible.
I would not recommend that. I got smacked in the pussy one
time by a belt and my pussy swelled up.
Oh shit yeah. What did it look like after?
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Oh, it was it was swollen and bruised.
Why did you? Punch her in the pussy.
She asked for it, she was talking shit to me.
I had her in the dungeon so she.Wasn't really asking for it, she
was asking for. It winky, winky.
She's like Mr. Sheer, a cunt. And I said really?
Oh, let me show you cunt poem punched her.
Yeah, they're wild like she was.Asking.
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For her, she. Was in the pussy.
Oh my God. First of all, why was her pussy
out here? I was telling her and you just
did a Popeye move with your arm like.
Wound up my fist. We're gonna get popped in the
pussy. Yes, yes, I I tied up her
titties. She was talking shit.
She wanted to be my submissive and I did it.
And then I punched her in the pussy.
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Was this Brie? No.
Oh God, like she doesn't have a pussy.
No. And this sounds like a Brie
moment. No, it's not a Brie moment.
No. All right, I've done some really
wild shit about Brie I we can tell that on a whole other
episode. Yes, there's a lot we need to
do. She won't do it unless I change
your voice like a like a chipmunk.
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We can do that. I can do that.
Very much so. Yeah, but we'll all sound like
chipmunks. Are you right?
We can't just do one because it's gonna get the echo from the
other. Yes.
Hmm, Yeah, we can all talk like this.
I think it'd be funny. It was we need to do.
That I think that'd be fun. Just our next interview, anyway.
Absolutely. All right guys, so live until
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then. This has been the latest episode
of. Call me Mistress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got my badass Co host
with me, Madam Liv. Hi, guys.
All right, Liv gave you the wave.
Still, still, it's OK. It's all right now, Liv.
It was an interesting weekend. I'm going to jump to this
(00:27):
because I got this really cool e-mail.
It was this guy. We've never met him.
He's not anywhere near us, but Ikind of have to be very discreet
about it because he doesn't wanthis story out there.
It was something that was to me,it was very endearing that he
wrote because he wants to feel aconnection to a Dom.
(00:48):
He said that he's really centered in his life at this
moment so that he didn't want tonecessarily start any type of
pro situation with with a mistress.
He is suffered with addiction and his past gambling and
otherwise drugs. But it made me think about my 2
slave boys and it just kind of coincided with things.
(01:09):
But this gentleman, when he was writing us this e-mail, he was
telling us that he cracked up when he heard us talk about the
Italian and the whole story withhim seeing these alleged doms
when in fact he was saying hookers and he thought it was so
funny and he liked us talking back and forth.
(01:30):
And I think, you know, people must enjoy our stories because
they're really good stories, honestly, and they're all true.
And, you know, I think that's what makes it cooler is that we
can sit and have this banter about us and.
We meet a lot of interesting folks.
We. Do we meet some really great
people? We really do.
And I think people need to really understand how much that
(01:52):
we love meeting new people, thatwe have compassion for their
needs and their desires with allof this.
And you know, I think that we'revery empathetic to what they
want and what they need because you and I have both been in
positions in our life where we really were not able to fulfill
our desire of playing our roles and being who we really are in
(02:14):
our life at that moment. Who you had said you've talked
about this on the podcast beforeabout, you know, not being able
to be a submissive to your partner at a point in your time
in your life for several years. And then I wasn't able to be the
Dom who I wanted to be. I had to do it behind his back.
And so it LED us to where we were very unhappy.
(02:34):
And I think that's another reason why we sympathize with a
lot of people that come to see us.
So the gentleman that wrote us, he told me that you know, his
wife doesn't know about anythingwhen it comes to his desire for
BDSM. He said that with his role in
having his addictions, he has tried to top from the bottom.
(02:54):
And I think we've run into that a lot with people.
A. Few times, yeah.
Yeah, I noticed that even with my significant other, there's
times where he will. At the very beginning of our
relationship when we started to do BDSM, I felt like he was
trying to top from the bottom because he would try to tell me
what he wanted during the scene rather than to tell me.
(03:15):
Before or after? Yeah, it ruined.
It ruins it. Yeah, But then, and you can
relate to this. You've said this to me before.
It's kind of a boner kill when you're the submissive, you have
to tell your partner, hey, this is what I want, but I really
don't want to tell you. So like with my husband, he did
not want to tell me that he wanted suffocation.
(03:37):
I just automatically went and sat on his face, you know, with
my leather pants. One time when we first started
doing sessions together, before we were actually in a
relationship. But you know, now I know how
deep it really goes. Well, that's just discovery.
It is. It is, yeah.
But a lot of people, they can't feel well enough to talk to
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their partners about what they really want.
That's why a sub journal, yeah is really good, or even a Dom
journal. True, true.
So the set journal as well. I was telling you about this one
app and I don't want to, I'm notgoing to promote any app or even
tell people. But all I can say is you can go
on the App Store and you can putin Dom sub app and there's like
(04:23):
3 or 4 apps that are actually available.
So I had my slave boy actually download this app.
It lists different tasks, it lists rules that he has to
follow. And I think there's like there's
some type of like habits and rewards and a whole little
system there of different things.
But it has a journal, an option that they can type in however
(04:46):
they're feeling and that kind ofthing.
That e-mail again that just kindof led into actually had to go
to the ER. He got a dildo stuck in his
asshole. That's.
Embarrassing because you know all the nurses be talking.
Oh my God. They're all talking that shit.
And I don't know if I told you, but I had gotten the scene one
time. I was in the scene.
I was topping this guy and he came into the dungeon.
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This is years ago, All right. So anyway, I only had a handful
of dildos at the time and there wasn't sex stores around.
But I had this one dildo and it was probably about 6 inches long
and it was pretty, pretty thin considering it was probably only
a circumference at like an inch and a half.
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But it was enough that it was very stimulating for men, and it
had a vibrator setting on it. But, you know, I went in, I put
a condom on it. I was using it on the guy's ass,
and his ass fucking swallowed it.
And his asshole was not that big.
Dang, yeah. So did you have to go in and
fish for? It I had to fish for it.
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Did you get it out? I got it out, but at first I
went in and I was like, where isthat condom?
Well he suck up the fucking condom really quick because it
just went woop and I was like gosh damn it.
Be hungry. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
And that went in and I was like feeling for it.
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It was crazy because I don't feel this part with a lot of
butt holes, right? But when it went in, it was like
there was a wall around his actual rectum where you had to
go behind the wall because it wouldn't stretch.
His asshole had not expanded. So you had to go behind the wall
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of the anus to really get in there.
And it was like a pull of going down in there.
Get the fucking dildo. And here he is on his hands and
knees and I'm standing behind him and all I, all I see is like
ass in my face and I'm trying tolike fish for the condom while
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the condom breaks, the part of the condom ring at the top
breaks. So then I have nothing to hold
on to and I'm like, look, you'regoing to have to try to push.
Well, he pushed and the dildo ispushed up against the wall of
his anus, so it's still not evencoming up to the surface.
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How? Did how did I miss the story in
my life? I don't know.
I don't know. You're not telling this story,
but it was crazy. Yeah.
So I had to go down again and I had to do like a three finger
thing. I was doing like 3 fingers in my
thumb trying to scoop it out to try to get it up towards.
Traumatizing for both of y'all. It was.
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It was so much. It was so much I know and I was
like using Lube. The Lube was probably making it
harder. You know, but it was slippery on
the inside, but on the outside it wasn't.
So it's stick. So it's stick and I was trying
to like, Lube his asshole, you know, to get it in there.
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You know, like whenever you givebirth, they take your perineum
or what would be the taint and rub really hard around to open
up the vagina to stretch it open.
Yeah. Next time that happens, stretch
that perineum bitch. Damn go like this.
Rubbing side to side, opening itup.
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OK, I'm going to have to try that next time.
Let's hope there's not next time.
God bless, but that's the thing,he had jacked himself while I'm
doing this and as he came, it sucked it in.
Wow. Yeah, so.
Did it have a handle or a? No, it was just a solid
vibrator. Oh, that makes sense.
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Yeah. We learned our lesson because
I've seen all your dildos down there.
Yeah, they're. Not like that.
They always have that. They have the butt, the butt
stopper. Yeah, they do now.
You know Missus Griswold, she had a butt plug in and a little.
Tiny 1 though. It was a tiny.
That's what I heard. It's a little black one.
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OK. And they went in through the
anus and the vagina. Got it out.
Yeah, that's pretty wild to think.
About, but I'm telling you it's once you orgasm it just like
everything. The vortex.
Yeah, the vortex. It sucks it in like, oh, you
came. Oh.
Not the black hole, but brown hole.
There you go. Fuck me.
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Yes, the brown hole. The brown eye.
Jesus, corpus sucks. Everything I am, it does.
Anyhow, so my slave boy came over on Saturday.
This is not Justin. This is the slave boy.
Now, apparently he came to my old dungeon 10 years ago and I
didn't even realize this. He's like, you know, I've been
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coming to you for 10 years. When I was 18, I started seeing
you. I was like, Oh my God, really?
And then when he said camo panties, I was like, I remember
the camo panties because I've only had one set of camo
panties, one pair in the dungeonand he was the one who had them
on. I was like, Oh my God, it was
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him camo panties. So, you know, I didn't want to
offend him, but I didn't remember.
And I told him, I said I, I didn't realize because I've seen
so many hundreds of people and you and I both know this.
We talked about this. We people just blend in when
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it's just. Yeah, they remember their first
first session. They do very well because it's
their first. But you know, we're not going to
be able to do that thing that far back.
Yeah. Personally, it wasn't that.
It was just so new to them and so fresh.
It is easy to remember the firsttime.
It is, it is. And so ultimately he said he
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remembered it like yesterday andthen I spanked him really hard
and I fucked his little asshole and I all, I did all these
things, bondage included. And ultimately he said once he
left, because I said to him, I said, well, how did you feel
once you left? And he said once I left, I
thought to myself that I wanted to serve you 24/7 the rest of my
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life. And you know, for those things,
for him to say, it was like, wow, that's very touching.
Took you this long to tell me? Yeah.
I was like, wow. And so, you know, he came back
in spurts. You know, he had relationships.
He came back at different times.And, you know, now I remembered
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him in the last five years coming to this dungeon, but I
really didn't remember the past because obviously there were
visits few and far between. But he came over Saturday and I
told him, I said, if you're going to be the Sissy you want
to be, I want you to shave everything on your body.
He shaved his legs for me. Nice.
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He shaved everything. He shaved his beard and he said
he hadn't shaved his beard in 10years.
So and he, he looked dynamite. He really did.
He's he's like 5700 and 35140 lbs.
He's itty bitty adorable. Like you just want to spank them
and make them do dirty things, you know?
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Poke them in your pocket. Yeah, put them in the pocket and
do dirty things, you put. The pocket.
Rub his little ticky. You know, I am just so dirty.
I really am. Because I just think about when
I see these certain people that I see, I want to do dirty things
to them all the fucking time. So he came over Saturday and
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Saturday evening and when he came to the dungeon, you know, I
had of course get naked and he was wearing these, these little
cute pink panties and I put themon the cross.
I didn't do any sodomy, but no pegging this time because like I
said, I don't think he was feeling 100%.
But I spanked him and I groped him and did all sorts of things
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to his sexy little Dick. And I made him put on sexy heels
that I had put aside just for him.
And I put a cute little wig on him that I had gotten just for
him for that night. And I told him, I said, you look
like the singer. See ya.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what he looked like.
It was adorable. I was like, oh, you sexy little
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thing. And it was kind of like, like
how you feel about Mandy Candy, like, if you want to do just
dirty things to her. Yeah.
You know, we played for a good bit.
But I told him I said, look, I have a chain in the floor.
Because he's talked about wanting to be owned forever.
Now that's the question, Like, how far are we taking this?
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If you want to be owned forever,does this mean you still want to
go home to wife and kids and then just come over on the
weekends so you can get chained up in the dungeon?
I don't know. You know, it's like, does he
really know what he wants? He's not quite 30.
So that's the question, like, really, what does he want?
So at some point, he needs to communicate much better on what,
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you know, really encompasses everything about the whole
concept of being owned 24/7. Now, we did talk about the fact
that he owns his own home. He lives by himself, you know, I
told him I said, well, you don'twant video cameras in your
house. I want to see that who's coming
and going. I want to see what you're doing.
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If I'm going to own you, you know, you're an hour away.
I need to see what the fuck you're doing.
It's a good one. It's a good one, right?
A good dumb thank you. Move right there like that one.
Boom. So cameras in the house.
I told him these are your rules.You cannot have people over
there going to use drugs becausehe has a past drug addiction.
He has a past gambling addiction.
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Then I thought to myself, well, little Justin, that naughty
little boy, has he been behavinghimself because he had an
addiction to gambling on his apps on his phone and how
convenient it is for addicts. It's like, holy shit.
So he told me, my little slave boy said, you know, I have a
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little gambling addiction. You know, I haven't done drugs
or anything like that in quite some time.
I've been behaving. But is this going to be his next
addiction to be a slave, to be owned?
It's a good addiction to have. It can be, it can be, or it
could be hurtful. It can, yeah.
Depends on how or what little route are we going to take in
all of this. Yes, give me an occasion.
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Communication. So what do you think?
Do you think because, you know, he's almost 30 and he wants to
be owned 24/7, what does that really encompass?
I guess it'd be a question that he would need to answer.
I. Can't answer his.
Question for him, but you know, depending, I'm sure that he can
be serious about it. Yeah. 30 doesn't mean anything.
You'll be actually ready by 30. But like, I'm still young, I'm
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still handsome. I got all the energy to be able
to do all the serving. You know, like he could, he
could be in it or he could be just like what you said, like a.
Weekends type of thing where he wants it, doesn't want to take
it too seriously, but definitelywants the treatment.
Yeah, So that's interesting. He feels uncomfortable if my
significant other is here and I'm like.
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Well, that's a red flag. Yeah, it's weird, right?
Yeah, because that means you know who'll get hurt in it,
because you know he's going to be in his feelings about it no
matter what. Don't have a powerful bond.
When you become a submissive anda Dom, there's there's something
there no matter what. Yeah, no matter who you do it
with, you know there is some sort of bond there.
So if you're taking it to the next level of slave like that, I
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feel like it needs to have, he needs to be OK with a
significant other because you have one.
Exactly. If you wanna be a slave and be a
part of the house, you gotta know and respect the house and
the house belongs to. The man of the house.
And that just happens to be yoursignificant.
Other Here's the interesting thing.
My husband is perfectly happy doing his his hobby on the
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weekends and I don't have to be involved in that hobby.
That's good to have. It's great.
And I always say he knows that I'm always going to have slaves.
He knows this and he's cool withit.
Yeah, I don't think, I don't think you're significant.
I know him. Yeah, he's fine with it.
He's cool and so I explained this to the little slave boy and
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he's like, well, okay, I'll eventually get used to it.
He'll eventually accept it undersome guidelines.
But I think with him, I think he's more hesitant with the fact
that he's geared towards Sissy made slave.
So it's kind of like the level of embarrassment of if this guy
sees me and I'm wearing a Sissy maid uniform, he's going to know
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that I'm a dude in a dress cleaning your house.
It's like, how comfortable is hereally going to feel with that?
Well, again, he's really not going to cross too many paths
with my husband. Yeah, not really.
And you know, with how much timehe'll have with you in the
beginning, he should be comfortable enough because
there'll be so many people in and out, you know?
I mean, like, he'll get used to people being around it.
And then of course, the significant other, you know,
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definitely. So that makes more sense as to
what he's uncomfortable with. So he's not uncomfortable with a
significant other, it's uncomfortable with a man.
Maybe so and it's the situation still is hey, this is your role,
this is his role, so forth so on.
You know, my husband was even cool enough one time this
because I had, and I mentioned several times to him, it was the
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Sissy boy slave guy that I had. He'd come to clean the house,
Monkey boy. I don't remember this person.
OK, well monkey boy would come and clean my house and I told
you he was the one that had suchhuge testicles that it they
would hang out of his panties when he was cleaning.
Oh yes, under his dress. And my mother was the one who
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said oh leave my door open so I can watch and clean my bathroom.
And I was like, she's pervert, You know, my mom loved to watch
this. It was, it was hilarious.
But anyway. She deserves it.
And she does, right? And my husband, I told him one
time I'm like, well, you know, monkey boy is going to come here
for a session. Well, my husband says go ahead,
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put me in the dungeon, put me inmy body bag with my mask and
everything else, bound me up andjust let Monkey Boy clean around
me. And he was totally fucking cool
with that. And then Monkey Boy walked and
he's like, is there somebody in here?
I said, yeah, but it's my slave.He's good with it.
He was actually wanting somebodyto be in here while he's bound
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up, not knowing what's happeningaround him because he had
earplugs in, like he couldn't move.
He was cool with it. So I think ultimately.
He likes it. Yeah, he totally likes it.
It's they're both. Kind of like humiliation.
They do so it comes off and you can.
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Carefully work that around each other.
Yeah, I, you know, and I think that I think as a slave or
submissive, it's kind of like a common understanding, right?
Yeah, I, I think it's all relatable.
You know, you're all here for the same purpose.
We can all get along. Yeah.
You know, and just. Be careful playing favourites.
Oh, absolutely. Because I've noticed that.
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Absolutely. You know, they have to
understand, You know, my husbandis a certain person.
Your husband is your husband. That's it.
That is #1 no matter what, that's it.
That he can't feel bad because your husband is your husband.
Yeah, but I, you know, with whatyou're saying, he doesn't sound
like that's going to happen. No, and my thing of it is
there's enough of me to go around.
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I love what I do. That was our crazy Saturday.
But ultimately, I was going to chain him to the floor and I put
the chain around his neck. He loved it.
He got him very excited. And here's the thing, I made him
get off. I gave him an orgasm with his
around his neck. And I said to him, I said, so do
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you want to go or do you want tostay?
And that was his test. And his test was I could either
leave or I could stay. He said, I'll do whatever you
want me to do. And there he won, he passed, so
it really says. Was that post come?
That was post come. Good.
That was a post orgasm. That wasn't a I'm horny and
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yeah, I like that. Yeah, I like that.
I made him come while he was on the San Andres cross.
I had him faced the wall and I groped him enough.
I did all sorts of dirty things to him.
And ultimately when he had an orgasm, I let him take a breath
and relax for a few minutes. And I rubbed his back and I was
like, how do you feel? He's like I feel good.
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And then I had him come with thechain around his neck and sit
down in front of me. And I asked him, so you can stay
here. You can be chained to the floor
for the rest of the night or youcan go home.
And he said, I'm happy with whatever you want me to do.
He said I can contact the personwho's going to be taking care of
my my puppy. And either way, I'm, I'm content
with whatever you want to do. Well, honestly, after my
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exhausting weekend and the fact that I would have to be very
responsible for someone change my floor in my, my dungeon, I
was ready to honestly go in and go to sleep.
I was so tired. It was an exhausting weekend.
And I had a sick puppy myself, whichever one knows about my
sick little puppy. So I said, you know, just go
home for tonight. But ultimately he was willing to
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stay the night. Yeah.
So it was a test and he passed. His it was his baptism.
I did. I did a baptism with Pope there
you. Go.
To be a slave, I literally poured.
Water all over his head though. Nice, he.
Was like, he was like what was happening?
And I was like, you're. Baptized now.
And he started laughing. So that's why I was like, your
little slaves baptism. Yeah, this little test.
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Yeah, because that's what I wanted to hear, that he was
going to be content either way. Because honestly, when that that
chain went around his neck, he said this feels really good.
And I was like, oh, isn't that great?
Yeah, I feel like maybe everybody has this little, but
mainly Subs has this little fantasy of being chained to the
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floor. Yeah, maybe it's all in US.
Maybe. Well, I told him I wanted a
bigger lock, The lock that I had.
I said, you know, you could push50 lbs of pressure against it
with your hand, you know, and itprobably could have came undone.
I mean, it was a master lock, but still.
You just never trust it. But at the same time, I think
it's significant. I think it's significant
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because, you know, this is someone who has been dedicated
enough to see me for 10 years and has wanted something like
this, so. And he seems.
Dedicated. He seems dedicated.
Let's see how it goes. Yeah, I like that.
Yeah. Now Justin, on the other hand,
he not. That poor little boy.
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You know he. Could be our pet.
I don't think he could be our slave.
He sends so many just positive, sweet, very endearing messages.
Just like I'm saying, he's like a little puppy.
He is, he is. He's a precious little puppy.
He's all the love he does. We can make him drink out of a
water bowl. We do.
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We do indeed need to do that. He can be our pet.
I felt like he would like that. But Justin works really, really
hard, and I just don't think he could serve us the way we really
need it. Yeah, because he bitches about,
you know, doing laundry and washing dishes for his mom.
And it's like, shut the fuck up,you live with your mom and dad.
What would you do by yourself? Yes, like do your work little
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bitch, do your work. But he bitches way too much.
That's OK. Just get a newspaper, swat him
in the face. Yes, Justin, I love you, but I
just don't think you can keep up.
He's 100 lbs overweight and I keep telling him lose your
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fucking weight, you work a hard job, you're sweating your ass
off, but he's eating fast food. When you're eating fast food is
a guarantee you're going to get.Food because of where he works.
Yes, it's convenient. It's actually very more
expensive. It's actually a lot more.
It's very expensive, but it's convenient.
But then I tell him he's like, well, I've been trying to, you
know, eat at home. I said, are you eating your
mama's food? Yes.
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Well Mama is cooking fucking pasta, baked beans and BBQ.
I'm like bitch, you are fat, lose your fucking weight.
She's. Trying to keep her little boy.
Little boy, Yeah. Cheeks.
Yeah, exactly. Keep him at the house.
Exactly. You know, she had the audacity
to tell somebody around poor little Justin that he'll never
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get married, that he'll always be at home.
Oh my God, isn't that fucked? Yeah, that's so hurtful.
It is, and that's why I told himI'm like Justin, the goal for
you and I is you're going to lose weight is.
He coming to the thing. I think he wants to.
It depends on whether or not he can get off work.
He needs to, but I told him. I said the goal is one day I'm
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going to get you married. We're going to find you a wife.
I can still be your dumb. Rub it in her fatly nose.
I don't know if she's there or not, but rub it in.
Yeah, rub it in mama's nose. Because he wants to be married,
he wants to have kids. He's.
Adorable doting and he'd be really good at like the he'd be.
A good husband, yeah, but Justin, you got a little tiny
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Dick and in order to get that £100 off, we need to get your
Dick bigger by getting £100 off your fat body.
Yeah, I think it was every £10 you get an Ant or something.
It's like a percentage of your Dick.
Yeah, I don't know about his, but.
Yeah, you. You can put a strap on over your
Dick. Yeah, he could please a woman
some way. Some way.
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I'm hoping his mouth works better than his hands.
Because he fucks, He sucks, he sucks.
He sucks at his foot massages. Yes, that's the foot massages.
Yeah. Just he sucks at sucking Dick.
Yes, my God, we've seen him suckDick.
He. Sucks at rubbing his own Dick.
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He's yes. He can't even pull his own balls
down. God I was editing the fucking
episode where PO said those are ovaries because he talked being
inside. Oh my God Poe is fucking
hilarious. It's.
Funny. It's so great.
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God, yeah. I told him.
I'm like, you know, all we all summer, you gotta come, you
gotta record with Liv. And I 'cause he's funny as fuck.
We had a really good, interesting weekend with that.
We had a nice e-mail from a fan.And this fan, I'll, I'll keep in
contact with him because he's had a good point in his life
where he might not need a Dom, aprofessional one who's actually
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going to try to suck money from him.
Because these fucking Doms that are unlike us, they make us look
bad. Yeah, I've noticed.
That those financial they have some passion.
None. They don't care about like the
well-being of them, no. They're they want to fucking
drain people with money and, youknow, for, for future, for to
telling our people, our fans, ifa financial Dom wants money
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right off the RIP or she wants agift card number or she wants
something like that. No, do not Move on.
Move on. No, Dom, you got to establish
something. Now, granted, I think everyone
needs to get paid for their service.
Yeah, but there's an arrangementand the arrangement does not
need to be all of this crazy money up front.
Yeah. You know, I had a friend and he
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was going to see this Dom, but come to find out he was getting
like Sephora gift cards and thenhe was getting Visa gift cards,
just giving her the information,scanning them, sending them
over, you know, via text. But this fucking cunt never saw
him, never saw him, ghosted him.Said he was never give money up
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like that no but said any situation.
Said she was going to be at thishotel.
She wasn't. Yeah, it was.
It was fucked. It was fucked up.
Poor guy. Yeah.
I didn't think that this exists outside of movies, so I feel
like if I found something that Ithought it was, I feel like I
would put that much effort into it too.
But. Yeah, because you get excited.
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Men. Yeah.
Men are nose blind. Yeah.
But yes, you get excited about it.
You think this is right here, It's right there, you know?
And sucks. OK, now you mentioned nose
blind, but every good man can smell a rotten pussy, so I'm
going to tell you a story. OK.
All right. OK.
Had this couple, they wanted to rent the dungeon space, and they
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said to me, they're like, Mia, you know, we're kind of new to
the area. We just moved here from South
Carolina. Help us.
Do you have some bulls that willjust come in and have fun with
my wife so I can watch them? I said, oh, yeah, You know, I
know plenty of people in the lifestyle.
They're very familiar with swingers.
That's what these folks were really nice people.
And so now I've had different couples come into the dungeon to
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rent the space and have a good time.
But this was the kind of like the first time they asked me if
I could, you know, invite bulls over to meet them.
I said, oh, absolutely no problem.
So Saturday night I was like, come on over, you know, rent the
space. You can have it all night.
I'm not going to book anyone. I'm going to take a picture of
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you next time you yawn. That is so trying not to yawn.
That was great. You're like, you're kind of like
Angel. That face was great.
Oh my God, that's great. Oh.
God. Oh my God, I just envisioned Liv
when she was 70. It was funny.
You can be a cute grandma, without a doubt.
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That's good. They'll probably call you a
geeky or Gaga or. I want to go by Granny.
Granny, Oh. That'd be appropriate for you.
That's so cute. So anywho, this couple comes the
dungeon now I'm thinking, I'm thinking this woman, she's
supposed to be a hot wife. I'm thinking she's going to come
so she can change in to some lingerie, be sexy, right?
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Yeah. I invited over 5 gentlemen, some
guys that I knew in the lifestyle.
I'm like, hey guys, there's thiscool couple.
They want to come over to the dungeon and they want some dudes
to play with. Now the husband's not by, he
just wants to watch everything Isay.
He'll probably like play with himself and just have a good
time. And so they're all cool with it.
So I broke out some champagne. I put in two champagne bottles
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in the dungeon, put it in a nicelittle ice bucket with some cups
just so they could have a good time.
I'm outside. It's it's a nice fall night,
October. The lights are all out.
I'm like, oh, you know, the light twinkling lights,
Everything's cool. Nice night.
I'm out there with my friend andwe're just talking and he's
waiting to go inside the dungeon.
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And I said, well, yeah. I said, you know, there's other
people in there. He's like, Oh well, you know, I
kind of like the the whole afterwards, you know?
I'm like, oh, you like the creampies?
He's like, I do, I'm like, oh you nasty.
I'm like, she's going to have 5 fucking cream pies.
OK, you, you do you Boo. So anyway, we're sitting there
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and you know, we're having a little wine and cheese, just
having a good time. And one of my friends comes out
and he's like, Mia got a problem.
And I'm like, OK, he's like, shestinks.
I'm like, what? Now, mind you, I go in there
after he tells me this, and he tells me that, you know, she
wants guys to go down on her. And he was the first one up and
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he couldn't do it. So he immediately says, oh, I'm
not feeling well. I need to go just get some fresh
air. So he comes out and tells me
this. Well, I walk into the dungeon
and I'm thinking she's going to have nice lingerie on.
Something's going to be sexy. No, she came in a pair of
T-shirt. Excuse me?
She came in in a pair of shorts and AT shirt with pair of
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panties and a bra. Strips down, no lingerie.
This woman's got a little bit ofa pot belly going on with some
ugly ass tits, fucking ugly titties.
Like they look like utters. Woof is I'm like poor thing
girl, if you got some rancid asstitties, you need to pop that
shit up with like a bustier something so you're not flashing
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those utters out with some ragged out looking tits that
that need to be tied up and beaten up like something like
toss them over your shoulder. Lord, it was bad.
And she just kind of sprawled out on the red box and I was
like, oh shit, I'm a good 10 feet away and I'm I'm getting a
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whiff. I'm getting a whiff of
something. So I'm thinking her husband is
nose blind or he has no sense ofsmell at all ever.
I guess. Or maybe that's why he's sitting
and watching. Maybe.
Or he's used to that aroma Maybe.
Could just be her odor. Yeah, could be her odor.
I. Don't know, I didn't smell it.
It was. Bad.
It was really fucking bad, so much that the the alcohol that I
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left in there, the other friend of mine was pouring the
champagne on her pussy just to lick her clit.
And he said you looked at me andhe shook his head very ever so
slightly, like can't do it. So he just proceeds to fuck her.
He's like, I'm a fucker with a condom on.
I'm not doing a cream pie. I'm just going to do.
(34:41):
It that's how you get something.That's how you get something
like there's something up. Now they asked me, they're like,
are these guys clean, blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, look, I'm not running an STD test on all my
friends, but I'm assuming that these gentlemen who are avid
swingers, they know the rules and I'm sure they don't go
double dipping. I'm sure that they get tested
(35:03):
regularly. But a lot of them were cool
playing without a condom. You know, she made it very clear
that she's unable to conceive. She was clean herself, blah,
blah, blah. Anyway, she stunk.
I had to get out of the dungeon.My friend who had just fucked
her, he finished quick, he got the fuck out of dodge and he
came outside. So now at this point it's my
(35:24):
friend who attempted to go down on her the first time, it's the
the second guy friend who fuckedher and then the third guy who
wanted a creampie. At the very end he finally said
if it's that bad I'm not even going in there.
He's like tell them I got sick and I left so he leaves.
Why doesn't he think of like 3 little pigs?
It's great. Or Goldilocks, because there's
(35:47):
two more dudes in there. Yeah, and.
What, the two dudes? Do it was 2 dudes.
Well one guy from what I was told they went ahead and went
down on her because he said thathe didn't smell anything.
The second guy said he would be OK with fucking her with a
condom but he wasn't going to godown on her.
So ultimately they ended up fucking her, getting their Dick
(36:09):
sucked after they did a little three-way.
And then once they came out, then I knew the husband followed
up because the husband wanted the cream pie.
So I think one of the guys said he would cum on her pussy after.
OK, but it was a clusterfuck. It was a clusterfuck.
It was a nightmare because. That's embarrassing.
I wonder if she noticed. I don't think she did.
(36:31):
Not talk about the smell, but notice the guy's reaction.
I. Don't know.
I don't know what I I don't knowif they played it off well
enough. I don't even know because I
wasn't in there and I I just didn't want to participate.
I mean, how can you? I mean, I kind of lost respect
for when she didn't want to dress up or even look sexy.
Well, after that, I ended up seeing this woman, you know, at
(36:52):
other parties, you know, mine included, but other events.
And from that day forward, I just called her behind her back.
Stinky pussy. Oh God, stinky pussy.
Well, hopefully she fixed her problems.
You know, I don't know, but I will tell you this and I you
know the person, but after the fact, I think there was a four
(37:12):
way done. I think there was some partner
swaps with someone that I knew and I can't say I'm on the
podcast, but ultimately they ended up telling me later that
they did a four way with stinky pussy and I said her pussy stunk
when I knew her. So was it still stinky when you
did that with her husband and with your boyfriend?
(37:33):
She's like, I didn't notice anything, but I don't no.
Now two out of those four people, they all smoked and I
think the other Hut, so maybe 3 out of the four, because I don't
think stinky pussy smoked. I think the other three people
smoked. And when you smoke, there's a
lot of shit you don't ever smell.
So just saying that shit was. Bad, poor girl.
Poor girl. Poor guys.
(37:54):
Poor guys. Yeah, she needs.
She needs. A curve?
Somebody needs to tell her what that's what.
It's wrong. You know, you know Liv as well
as I do. You wipe your pussy when you go
to the bathroom. You know your smell.
You know your own smell. That's true.
And if you're not there? Before, you're going to do some
things. But she didn't seem to care
about putting lingerie on, so I'm sure she pretty didn't care
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to check herself. Yes, she didn't even go to the
ladies room to like freshen up because I even said to her, you
know, I have the day, I have a shower.
If you want to freshen up because she drove 45 minutes to
be here. Yeah, I would do.
Yeah, at least a shower, yeah. I'd go do a nice shower.
I would have had my bag of toiletries you know.
But the fact she didn't even have like lingerie to look sexy.
(38:35):
No stockings and garters, no heels.
Now bitch came up in a T-shirt and shorts.
It's like, what is this hoedown?Is this a hoe down fuck down
nasty stink pussy? I'm sorry.
That's just so those those four or five guys that came in on
your behalf probably were just like, God damn.
Yeah. And I said, I mean, I had to
profusely apologize because I was like, guys, I'm, I am so
(38:58):
sorry now. They didn't hold it against me.
Yeah, it wasn't you. No, but still fucking.
Disappointing. Yeah, it was sad.
I mean, when they have to go andpour champagne on it to fuck it,
what does that say? That's like fucking a dead
raccoon's pussy. Like what the fuck?
I don't know, that's pretty bad.It was bad 'cause she didn't
even shave either. She didn't even have a shave.
(39:19):
Clean pussy. Did she not care about herself
with her hair? Nothing.
I it was, it was thinned hair, but still, I'm sorry.
You know, when your pussy smells, you just know.
Yeah, you know, you know, I don't know what she was
thinking. But anyway, ladies, shave your
shit and have a clean pussy before you go in for a gangbang.
(39:40):
Oh, absolutely. Otherwise, you have nasty
fucking hoe and don't come to the dungeon with a smelly pussy.
Yeah, 'cause Mia was setting youup and look what you did.
Yeah. Crazy, but one of my old
friends. I will say this, one of my old
friends. Now she's not a friend anymore
'cause she doesn't love me and Idon't love her anymore.
(40:00):
But fucker. But she has come to the dungeon.
She used to come the dungeon. She was a class act.
She would come with sexy lingerie.
She would have like a long sexy gown on.
She would wear makeup and perfume and she would smell
luscious and divine. And she was very clean shaven
and elegant. I mean the guys were, they were
(40:20):
like Mia, beautiful, beautiful and I'm like, I know clean
pussy, beautiful lady. It needs to do an inspection
before things get started. Exactly.
Well, you know my one friend whofirst came out of the dungeon
after go down, he told me, he said I did the finger test.
He said he put two fingers in just to make sure it wasn't the
room or something else or someone else in the room.
(40:42):
He said he pulled those two fingers out and he was like
Nope, ain't doing it. And he had to pull out real
quick. He's like, sorry guys, I just
something's not feeling right with me.
I don't I don't want to get anyone sick.
I gotta go. Couldn't do it.
That would be me. I wouldn't put up with it, He.
Wouldn't exactly, but anyway. Nice little Side Story.
Right. I thought it was much better
Side Story just because you know, it's just sad.
(41:05):
It's sad women make us look bad when you don't want to have a
clean pussy. Yeah, I had a a threesome with
one of the girls I had and she had a smelly pussy, but we all
knew about it. She was like, I'm sorry, this is
what's going on with my body. And I just played doctor, put
medicine in it and stuff. Like bit on a clip.
(41:27):
I just played. That was, I was like, all right,
I'll be adopted. We didn't play, but yeah, we
played like that. So I helped her.
Well, you know, sometimes you have a not so fresh feeling
before and after your period. Yes.
You know, and that happens and that that means just don't have
sex. Or have sex in the shower.
Have sex in the shower. There you go.
(41:47):
Or. Just have sex and plug your
nose. I don't know.
That's OK, but I tell you what, I will say this my Sunday, my
husband gets hit on all the time.
I bet he does and he looks sexy and what he wears to work,
right. Well, I'm not saying you to say
comment on that. That was rhetorical there he.
Is a fancy man handsome man, he.Is so when he wears what he
(42:09):
wears to work right? I know he looks sexy so all
these fucking cunts hit on him and there was 1 bitch who always
fucking hits on him, pretty muchwhips out every fucking chance
she can to either pull out her titties, pull out her ass,
something to flash him in some sort of fashion.
(42:32):
Wow, yeah, she's straight up fucking whore at work.
Work. Wow.
Yes, that's pretty 'cause she'llsay, oh, I'm having surgery done
on this. Oh, I'm having look at this.
What do you think of this? You fucking ran.
Out cunts that do that aren't really good pussy either.
No 'cause they need they need togawk over it like that.
Like you get it? No.
(42:53):
They're not good at it. Well, this woman's married, so
you know, she's even work, even work, you know she's not a good.
Fight, even giving it to her. Exactly.
Exactly. The funniest shit is this.
This bitch is hitting on him. And she again hit him up
Thursday, Friday, at the end of the week.
She's like, you know, your wife must hate me.
(43:13):
And he's like my wife, She don'teven know you.
Why would she hate you? And she says, well, you know,
because we spend all this time together and he's like, she
doesn't, she doesn't have jealousy issues because she
knows she's my fucking queen andno woman stands a chance with me
but her. That's it.
And she's like, oh. Great line.
Great line, right? And you know why this is, ladies
(43:37):
and gentlemen, let me tell you why.
Because Mia can suck the rust off a muffler.
I can fuck like a fucking porn star.
And this weekend, hey, hey, hey,hey, Zach and.
The room turned pink for that woman.
Let me tell you what I did. I fucking rocked his world out
(43:59):
in my pool this weekend, Sunday.Not only did I fuck the shit out
of him, but I sucked him so goodin the pool.
His cum load was fucking crazy. My throat's getting dry thinking
about it. I need something to quench with
her. He.
About passed out in the fucking water because I sucked him so
good and fucked him so good and all I can think about is fuck
(44:24):
you, you raggedy ass hoe hittingon my man.
You think you can do any of my shit?
You can't even do 110th of what I do, no.
No, all she can do is lay there.That's some dead fish or dead
fish. What's it called?
Starfish. So they just kind of lay there.
I did not know that expression. I heard dead fish before, but
(44:44):
starfish? Where they just kind of lay
there and take it. That's who I feel like she'd be.
Or she'd hop on top, maybe over.And I know because I've seen you
in action with your your proof that you showed me.
OK, I'm not going to tell everybody about the two fisted
deal. You're.
Not going to tell. I'm not going to tell anybody
(45:05):
about that. Never.
Not anybody. Holy shit.
Batman, I just know you and I have skills.
We talk the talk. We walk the fucking walk.
Yeah. If you talk the talk and you
don't walk the walk, then you itlooks bad.
It looks bad. You can at least say like, I'm
not good at it. Teach me Daddy, it's me, Yeah.
Yeah, at. Least you can at least do that
if you don't know how. Yes, but damn, yeah, I got to
(45:31):
pull up some of my blowjob videos.
I'll show you some of those, Tim.
'S on TV. Actually seen one of them.
Yes. But I'll take up some more.
Give us more, all right. Always.
Where the shit live? You know we are we're.
Awesome, I'm OK to see your titties dude.
Exactly. You want to see that in my
titties? Yeah, you should.
I showed you that one. I'm just saying again, I'm like,
like a look, you got this ice cube.
I'm pulling it on my nipple. Damn and.
(45:53):
Then the popsicle. Oh yeah, the popsicle was a good
one. Wasn't that a good one?
That was a good. One, yeah.
Send that one to your significant other, yes.
I'll send that one to my husband.
There you get. Send that one over to him real
quick. Remind him.
Remind him. God, yeah.
I told you. I've said this before on the
podcast, but I sucked him so good that his fucking cum came
(46:15):
out of my nose. Shot out of my nose.
That's wild. I've never done that with
anybody. And it was so funny because he
goes to work and he tells everybody about it.
This before we were engaged, married anything.
And the guys at work says you are going to marry her.
He's like, no, no. And then he's like, all I kept
thinking about was I wonder if she'd marry me and boom, we did.
(46:39):
That's exciting. And that's, that's very
exciting. Yeah.
Less than nine months later, boom.
That's how babies happen. That's it.
We have five children and they're all furry children.
They're Chihuahuas. OK, like, wait, That's there.
By Claire. By Claire.
No, no. No children.
(46:59):
No kids, No children. Yeah.
Remember. She swallows them all.
That's it. Yeah, I did that very well.
I did in the pool too. Hey.
Hey. It's sweet.
Is it still floating out there? No, I swallowed it.
It was good. And then I spit it outside the
pool and then I spit some back on his Dick.
It was great he liked it. That's funny.
It's bad that I can. I can see it.
(47:24):
I was like, I literally can see y'all, I'm a stalker because I'm
like it's so vivid. It's so.
Vivid. It's so good.
It was so great. All right.
Have you ever been punched in the pussy?
No. Horrible.
I would not recommend that. I got smacked in the pussy one
time by a belt and my pussy swelled up.
Oh shit yeah. What did it look like after?
(47:47):
Oh, it was it was swollen and bruised.
Why did you? Punch her in the pussy.
She asked for it, she was talking shit to me.
I had her in the dungeon so she.Wasn't really asking for it, she
was asking for. It winky, winky.
She's like Mr. Sheer, a cunt. And I said really?
Oh, let me show you cunt poem punched her.
Yeah, they're wild like she was.Asking.
(48:11):
For her, she. Was in the pussy.
Oh my God. First of all, why was her pussy
out here? I was telling her and you just
did a Popeye move with your arm like.
Wound up my fist. We're gonna get popped in the
pussy. Yes, yes, I I tied up her
titties. She was talking shit.
She wanted to be my submissive and I did it.
And then I punched her in the pussy.
(48:31):
Was this Brie? No.
Oh God, like she doesn't have a pussy.
No. And this sounds like a Brie
moment. No, it's not a Brie moment.
No. All right, I've done some really
wild shit about Brie I we can tell that on a whole other
episode. Yes, there's a lot we need to
do. She won't do it unless I change
your voice like a like a chipmunk.
(48:51):
We can do that. I can do that.
Very much so. Yeah, but we'll all sound like
chipmunks. Are you right?
We can't just do one because it's gonna get the echo from the
other. Yes.
Hmm, Yeah, we can all talk like this.
I think it'd be funny. It was we need to do.
That I think that'd be fun. Just our next interview, anyway.
Absolutely. All right guys, so live until
(49:14):
then. This has been the latest episode
of. Call me Mistress.
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