June 19, 2025 • 26 mins
MIA, LIV AND POE SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT TWO HOT SCENES IN THE DUNGEON.. AN INTERROGATION SCENE, A SMOKING HOT SEX SCENE AND LIL POE WEARING A SHOCK COLLAR FOR PUNISHMENT.
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(00:08):
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
Hey, guys. And then of course we have
someone who was collared up witha lovely shop collar on his
neck. We've got our possession.
How we doing? I didn't do anything that time.
(00:32):
The guest to know. Yes it it works.
Does it work good it? Works.
It works. Is she doing on the vibration
setting? No, but it is the ZAP I.
Guess the ZAP. I don't know if she's using the
first zapper or the second zapper.
Oh Jesus, I. Use both.
You're evil. I like, I like her being evil.
That's so nice. So we have agreed that PO and I,
(00:58):
we have issues when we do the podcast that we do a lot of the
UMS and the saying the word, youknow, quite a bit that I have to
edit it out quite often because we don't want people to hear the
monotony of the way we talk sometimes.
And a lot of times we take and we say things and we'll pause,
which the pauses are OK. But ultimately, I'm going to
(01:21):
show you this in the bars that we have to go back and edit
everything. And so I was telling you, I was
like, yeah, in a 30 minute episode, it'll take like two, 2
1/2 hours to edit. So sometimes it's a big pain in
the ass to do. But ultimately we're going to
try to talk very fluid in what we say.
Now, what's funny is Liv just throws her random shit out there
(01:43):
and it's funny shit. She's like, hey guys, how do you
like that? So it's like.
Yeah, he told me about the queefing on the podcast and I'm
like, oh God. Well, what was it that it was
oh, that I cheek my butt can clap.
And I was telling him I was like, yeah, when it's wet, my
butt can clap. He's like, I know I heard it on
(02:03):
the podcast. Told me.
Of course you did. We had to keep funny shit in.
I know, actually I sometimes. I don't remember it happened.
Well, what was really funny is you were not here that day, but
it was me and Evie with Miss Thing over here, OK.
And she's like, look, I can queef here, I'll show you how to
do it. She got on the floor, put her
(02:23):
her legs up in bicycle mode and literally was making herself
getting prepared to do it. And we're like, Oh my God, I am
not recording this right now. I need just a video camera so we
can watch this spectacle. Jesus, it was hilarious.
We're about to be ourselves because it was soon and funny to
(02:44):
watch. I could see that.
Edie and I were dying. I mean, we were sitting there
dying watching it. Jesus.
And I don't even know how I. Made it in.
This line of work, I don't know.And then we were just amazed in
general. I'm like, look at how flexible
that bitch is. Look at that titties in her
face. Just going at it.
Just going at. It it's great.
(03:05):
See, if I was that flexible, I'dnever leave the house.
Exactly. You'd be like, you're going to
pound town every day. You're like, I'm gonna pound my
mouth. Oh my.
Gosh, yeah, I've been able to touch the tip of my tongue to my
vagina, but I never could move my tongue.
It was too strained out like. Cool visual.
(03:27):
Just again. Stop thinking about it.
So worth it. Okay, so Liv and I, we were here
yesterday and Poe was outside. You're kind enough to go out
there, you're cleaning our pool and.
We were. Really getting to watch some of
(03:48):
the best scenes. And I was like, I'm so sorry
Pope couldn't be a part of this because I know he would have
loved to have watched it. But people get in the dungeon,
they get nervous. And we did the first session
with with one of our really coolguys.
We're not going to mention his name because everybody, you
know, everybody knows everybody at some point in this, this wild
game of ours. But we had him in the dungeon
(04:10):
yesterday. It was a special day for him.
And then we went on to do an interrogation scene with this
person. And when we did, Liv and I, we
kind of took things to the next level.
He wanted to be our our prisonerwhile we were the prison guards.
OK. And it got very intense and I
(04:30):
did things that kind of shocked Liv and she was like, my God,
how much CBT can one person take?
And I got these really cool bundle of Birch Birch wood
sticks that my very good friend Wendy gave to me.
Wendy Darling on Fat Life shout out.
(04:51):
Wendy. Yeah, and Liv was like, Oh my
God, I can't believe you're taking the these sticks
basically and poking them through his ball sack.
And then, of course, his little titties.
And I'm like, really? He's like, Oh my God.
I don't know how much more it could.
Take well, see, I read his journal before the sting hole
started and he was talking abouthow he felt like he would have
(05:14):
let himself down and he would beable to have, he would stunt his
growth if he had called yellow. So when he started going through
this, I knew that he wasn't gonna call it yellow.
Oh, that's dangerous informationto have, Yeah.
That was. Dangerous is right.
And I didn't know this. Yeah, I didn't.
Know, so whenever it was starting, it was going that far.
I was like, I know he ain't gonna call, but I could tell he
wanted to, yeah. So the the the Birch it does it
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was it sharpened at one age or is it just blunt like?
It was like rounded OK, not sharp.
But then there was some that. Good job.
Yeah. Then there was some that broke
off during the scene. So when I broke them, they were
fucking pointy as fuck, OK? And they were, some of them were
uneven. So like Liv says, a lot of them
are very rounded. That's how it starts off.
(06:01):
But the more you beat it into a person, yeah, you're going to
break them. OK.
One time I did a scene a few weeks back and I think it was on
Justin. Yeah, it was Justin, and I was
beating the fuck out of him withit.
And all of a sudden, 2 the sticks popped off.
I said look at you. You fucking broke my sticks on
my my Birch handle here. What the fuck, Justin?
(06:22):
And so of course I made him pickit up, but ultimately I beat him
harder with it because he broke it off.
But yeah. That that can happen.
It can happen. It was his fault.
She blamed me for getting blood on clothespins that she made me
buy her a new pack of clothespins.
It was your fault. My God.
(06:44):
I'm saying a theme. No, I say this to a lot of
people, but I showed Liv when she first started.
I was like, let me show you thiswoman.
She's over in Berlin and her name is Lady Velvet Steel.
She has a podcast as well. She's a sexy ass German and
(07:06):
she's got a cool dungeon over there.
And she did a little interview with Conan O'Brien.
OK. And.
On the econo branch show. Yes, yes.
OK I gotta go back now. YouTube this.
I'm on YouTube, I'm gonna send you the link.
But it's so funny because at onepoint he breaks his harness and
she says, Oh, no, no, look, slave, you broke the harness and
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he's like, it was defective. Oh, she's.
Dangerous. Yeah.
She's like no, no, no, no slave.She did it very classy, like she
didn't, you know, it wasn't fullblown because it was like almost
comedic. It was.
It was nice seeing it. It was hilarious and because of
that scene that she did, I ordered the dog mask that she
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ultimately puts on him in the scene.
It's hilarious. OK.
And that's the one that's looks like a like a Doberman, kind of.
Yes, like a Beagle mix kind of thing.
Stuff on the show, It's great, it's funny, creeps me out.
Creeps you out. Yeah, I don't.
I love the masks in there though.
I. Wouldn't mind getting fucked by
the pig with the pig mask. I've heard that we.
(08:15):
Had this cute live shocked him again.
I'm correcting him. It's.
Yes, it's OK. It's.
OK. And you ask for it.
Any sexual innuendos he gets thefucking zapper.
I love it. I'm just promoting over here.
(08:35):
Get punished. But we had this one gentleman
one time and he came in. It was God.
It was on a Saturday night. It was ten, 11:00 at night.
And Bri and I were in the dungeon and he's a little short,
cute little black man. And he was very dark, very dark.
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And you know, walking in the dungeon and it's all fucking red
lights. It was dark and scary with red
lights. And here she walks in not
realizing that this gentleman was already here.
He had the pig mask on because that's what he liked.
So he was butt ass naked, all black, wearing the fucking pig
mask. And he walked in and Bree's body
(09:20):
flew up 3 feet from the ground. She's like, Oh my God, you know,
it was great. It sounds fun.
It was. Really fucking hilarious.
So but yesterday so we proceededto really abuse and torture this
guy. What else did we do to?
Oh, we did tell him about the water.
We waterboarded it, basically poured water on his face where
(09:43):
when he started talking. So.
OK. Did you put like the the cloth
or anything over no. We didn't.
Want to? Really.
All right, we. Want to keep him alive?
He keeps you alive, you know? Yeah.
We're like, did you murder anybody?
He's like, no, I'm like, tell me.
You murdered. Did you use?
(10:05):
The Russian accent, no. No, I didn't know the Russian
accent and it was me talking. Yeah, OK.
I let Liz do all the interrogation part of it.
Yeah, because he's myself. OK.
I wish. I wish you could have done it.
I could do it sometime. I could talk like, you know,
yeah. I feel like you're like a
(10:27):
blonde. I close my eyes.
Got blonde hair and a red silky dress.
Oh. Can I be, like, all in leather
with like, you know, red leather?
Oh yeah. Yeah, we can do that.
Fuck yeah. Holding my Bambi stick, closing
his. Eyes when I.
Went like I had. To try very hard.
She's just such a good. I love it.
(10:49):
All right, so we did that session, so we're going to flip
the script on this one. So talk about relationship
goals. We had our next session was
badass. Badass.
Yeah, I think Liv was like creaming in her panties the
whole time. If we're going to get really
serious about this, if I. Could have been unleashed.
(11:12):
Yeah, really. So we have this hot couple come
in now the husband, he's an average guy, but he looks good
to be in his 50s. He's just an average guy.
OK, he's. Got a great attitude he was very
caring very understanding to hiswife it really just showed that
(11:33):
the type of person he was because he just wanted to focus
on so much of her and he was it was funny because he came with
all this equipment all this BDSMstuff and they.
Never used it. We walked in and they were butt
naked. Yeah.
They weren't even. Dressed in the clothes they
brought, No. They didn't even it was so
funny. I and it's funny because you
(11:53):
walked out at the very end because you went to go get
something. I don't remember.
You went go get something and and she said this didn't go on
the way we thought I was going to go at all.
She's like you, you know, we thought we were going to come in
and take pictures and it was going to be like, you know, this
with just him and I, glamour. Shots and the dungeons.
(12:15):
Yeah, and she's like, but this was so much better.
Yeah, she didn't like doing buttstuff with her husband.
So, you know, I did it for her while she was doing the stuff
she wanted to do. So he kind of got what he.
OK, so he's doing the things to her and you're doing stuff I'm
doing. The stuff that she did not want
to do, OK, but she was doing everything she wanted to do that
(12:37):
makes. Sense.
And he was extremely submissive,but he's, I feel like he would
have been really good at worshipping her.
Very much so. And he did.
He did. He did, but I feel like they
were so like they were thinking of everything else besides where
they were at that they couldn't focus on the actual events.
But I think they had a lot of fun regardless you.
(12:57):
Know it was really cool though it was really funny is that he
asked we said something about the equipment I said Oh yeah
yeah we got those fucking machines up there and this and
that and she's like oh not for me I said no I wasn't talking
for you I was talking about for him I said I see that he's
submissive and she's like Oh yeah I don't want to use one of
those but he'll use it he's likeOh yeah you know he just perked
(13:20):
up real quick he's. Very interested without saying
it, yeah. It was cool, but Liv
immediately, she got it down forhim.
She, you know, was very, very patient with trying to do it
for. Him.
Yeah. Because I I wanted her to do
what she wanted. Yeah.
Like if she didn't want me to doit, I wasn't going to do it.
I was being patient. For her, yes, you were.
You're, you're doing really great.
(13:42):
And they said Liv made them feelso comfortable that they just
went all out and they did whatever the fuck they wanted
to. And we just watched it.
I got. To play with titties.
Oh, you. Did you did play with?
He was like, do you want? To play with them, I was like,
absolutely, you should see the pictures.
Literally, I'm like, can I? And then I'm like.
What I'm doing it, what the. And we can post those pictures,
(14:07):
you know, we can post certain ones, just without her face.
Yeah. Well I'm jealous, I was cleaning
a pool. I'm so sorry, didn't even get to
you they. Didn't even do it because it
started thundering and lightningand they.
Wanted to so that I said, yeah, guys, you can go out, you can go
swimming. And then it fucking started that
this damn storm and rain, it wasbullshit.
(14:28):
It was bullshit. But back to the whole, you know,
fucking him with the the fuckingmachine.
He was loving that. But again, he went right, right
to his wife and he started like rubbing your clit and making her
feel special while he's getting plowed in the ass.
And he was so funny cuz he was like, oh, that's, that's just a
couple inches right. And we're like, no, yeah, She
(14:51):
looked back there. She's like, Oh no, it's all the
way in. He's like, really?
I was like, your butt is accepting it very well.
I. Think you said your butt's
hungry? Yeah.
Like that. She's like you swallowed that.
Yeah. He wanted it, he did.
He really wanted it. Maybe.
Like maybe like put the back endup like a cat does when you
(15:12):
scratch their their hindsight. He tried not to react too much.
It was a cool move though. Oh.
Yeah, for her, for. Her was badass because he's on
his hands and knees, he's getting fucked with the strap on
but with the excuse me the fuck machine she got under him to
suck his Dick while. He's on a table, so she was on
her back and her feet were on the ground.
(15:35):
It was really sexy. I'm.
Not sure, it would not look good.
If I did it but with. Her it was like, Oh my God, Oh
my. God, she has a great body.
Her and her perfect little pussy.
Her. She had nice ass, nice pussy,
great tits like her cute little waistline.
I was like my God. Got that hourglass shape?
Yeah, she. Has a perfect ass, perfect body.
(15:58):
And tiny little feet, I mean. Look at that.
Yeah, that's hot. No, it is.
That's a fat life picture up allreal.
Yeah, I'll send it to you post so you can show that was.
Great. You're like, yeah, that's me.
Great. What?
Message words you've been reading now.
Such great people, PO. After dark.
(16:23):
Such great people like you're innocent.
Yeah, yes. But they were so fucking, we had
such a great time and two hours just flew by and they knew that
we had someone coming in right after them and they were just
like, oh, I know we're going to rush you and blah, blah, blah,
blah. Well, what's really funny is
after all that they had said something and he said a nickname
(16:47):
of one of their friends. And I immediately said, oh, we
know them. And so come to find out, they
had mutual friends that came to the dungeon before.
OK. And when he told us the story of
the friends and how they came here a little bit, it wasn't
quite accurate. So I think the other people all
(17:07):
operated things a little bit differently than what actually
happened, which was pretty interesting, but it was funny to
say the least. So is that?
How they knew about the dungeon.Yeah, he actually found us on
fat. OK.
And. There we go.
Do you all know about fat? And she's like, no.
And he's like, yeah, he's. Like I looked at your bed so.
Yeah, and you could tell he was like a freak.
(17:29):
And she was like a little bit more vanilla, but she's like
venturing vanilla explorer. Explorer I like.
That I like that, yeah. Yeah, definitely.
She was definitely exploring with a lot of things.
Try. Everything once.
Twice and if you like it. Twice.
Yeah, at the top it, she was double jointed, so she was like
showing us how she pulls her arms back and how she was taking
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her wrist cuffs off really easily.
I was. Like you can stick that whole
hand in somebody's ass just. Locate that.
Yeah. It was crazy.
Yeah, she was quite the talent even.
Put her leg up, showed us a verybeautiful view of her vagina.
I didn't get a picture of that. Though I did Oh.
Perfect. You got to forward over pictures
so we can forward. I got a.
(18:11):
Lot of the same pictures so I need to go through them and then
I'll send them all to you. Perfect.
Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'll judge whether they need to
go online or not. And you?
Can. I'll take one for the team.
We'll. Show them all to you.
You poor little Poe, yes. He looks sad.
Poe possession, yes. We felt so bad and I was like,
(18:33):
too bad. But you know, if they come back
again, they'll come to a an event.
Maybe they'll have a let us havea little voyeur in the corner
named. Popo.
A man can dream. I can't say Popo at the I know.
You can't, You can't. We'll say little Pope better.
(18:53):
It didn't work today. It's starting to do its own
thing. Jesus, Lord, I don't know what's
happening with me. I still don't use the bathroom.
Really. Really.
No. Guys well.
You do more me relax. Take some, take a couple of
magnesium, yeah. I got, I got some stuff at the
house. I didn't know I needed it today,
but. Yeah, we missed that.
(19:15):
We're. Coming to win.
That was either awesome, really scary, I'm not sure which.
I. Just leave.
This right? Wow, OK, yeah, my irritable
system is rubbing off on you. I'm so sorry.
I wondered. About that, yeah.
So totally. Didn't know it's contagious.
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I'm over in this corner. I'm good.
All right, so anyhow, it's been it's not looking for.
Dang, Liz. You weren't just complaining
about, but we swear it's not a fart.
I don't. Like how I.
Fart too. She, you know what she's saying.
(20:01):
She's she's telling you not to move.
Listen to her. She's like, don't you fucking
move. You're pissing me off.
I think she's telling. You to move.
Move or pet me, one or the other.
She's a needy little bitch but it it was just a Ying and Yang
yesterday afternoon. Bottom line is because we had
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someone in a loveless shitty marriage with a shitty fucking
cunt life. God, I'm so descriptive on this
and we love the guy, we really do.
But then we have this couple andI said guys, this is
relationship goals. We had three cameras on them.
It was just awesome. And the men so sweet.
Literally want. That so.
(20:42):
Bad. They want that so fucking bad.
So bad. And he, he has it.
She's fucking hot. I was like.
Yes, yes. And he knows how lucky he is.
Our listeners, we have 20% women.
I'm telling you straight up women, you are fucking
disappointing us. Not all well.
No, but the ones who choose not to do for their husbands, yeah,
(21:04):
the ones who probably aren't listening to the podcast,
They're fucking wasteless cunts.They need to put up or shut up.
Get in the fucking dungeon with your man and make him happy at
least. Like once a month, like a date
night. Yeah, or.
They don't have the cojones to do it.
Send them to the dungeon with a little approval note.
You know, like a field trip. We've had that before, yes,
(21:28):
right. We've had that before.
We had this one one dude and he loved to cross dress.
He comes in, he's 400 lbs six, three, and he wanted to be put
in 5-6 inch heels and a swimsuitand walk around the pool in
fucking July and do a champagne enema.
Yeah, you should see Poe's face right now.
It is not appealing post. Stop making that face.
(21:51):
Stop. It now face is gone.
Face is gone. Live zapped him but but we had
to do a water bottle full of 2 bottles of champagne and I said
dude, this is not gonna stay in you and if it does, you're gonna
get drunk or sick, yeah. I'm thinking of the carbonation
also. Oh it was awful.
(22:11):
Like I don't know how that wouldfeel as an enema.
Well, let. Me tell you, once we did it, he
then tells me I have to go to the bathroom.
I said, well, go over there in the woods and shit, right?
You know you're not going in my house period.
You're not even make it to my toilet.
And if you do, you're going to fucking explode it.
You know what I mean? Serious.
So you know what he did? He didn't even make it to the
(22:31):
fucking woods. Instead, he got right behind the
pool on the other side of the the the bushes, right?
And. Literally sprayed like a fucking
sprinkler. Fucking shit all over the fence.
Well, I think we learned a lesson to not do that.
No champagne and amongst motherfuckers, yeah.
(22:53):
That's crazy, but his? Wife sent him the note and and
sent it addressed to me. Here you go Mr. Smea, thank you
so much blah blah blah, I gave. You some flowers too, right?
Take. Care.
Of my husband without it affecting our marriage
Absolutely. Exactly that.
Or he's been really annoying to me.
Beat the shit out of him until he changes his attitude.
(23:14):
That's what happens with teachers.
They send their kids back to home.
Like whip this child for me. Like he's being so bad.
Either that or we wait till they're confronted by that
bigger bully and then we pay that bigger bully like $10 and
then we go, hey, do your thing. My back's turned.
Oh. My God, wow, we're just giving
(23:36):
people wrong ideas to the whole podcast, aren't we?
The truth hurts. The truth hurts.
It does. So does the bully.
Yeah. This has been interesting, but I
think we've, you know, I think we always try to put out some
good information and that is when you're in your
relationship. I think, you know, communication
obviously is key. We all know this, but I think
(23:57):
it's very difficult for people to bring up their kinks to their
spouse, especially if they're not being completely honest at
the very beginning of things. I know that on one of the
episodes I started to tell you PO and I I was talking about the
guy who said he would prefer hiswife to cheat because he still
(24:18):
wants to be a cock hold but he doesn't want to tell her the
truth. That he wants to be a cock hold
and at the same time he wants toget fucked by multiple black men
cross dressed but yet he doesn'twant to tell his wife the truth
about anything. Yeah, but technically are you
(24:38):
cheating if you give them permission to explore and you're
watching that's. That's.
Yeah, that's like me saying thatwhen I get meetings that you do
something against me. No, I like them.
That's, you know, you give a consent, you give permission.
It's not a problem. It sucks.
(24:59):
I. Just told him I said your wife
is a mind reader, just tell her you really want.
But he's probably scared a loser.
That's what they're mostly scared of.
Cuz you know Les. It's so hard to come by.
Or women in general. Or men in general.
That would be. Just.
Stay with you, stay devoted, do the things like men and women
are supposed to do. So sometimes they're staying in
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there and they're in a loveless marriage and they won't tell
their king. So it's like on top of being
miserable, you're extra miserable.
It's. Just a double whammy.
It's a lose, lose situation. It is Kobayashi Maru.
I don't even. Know why men get married
anymore? Being in this lifestyle, I just
realized women said I don't knowa lot of women.
Not you, I don't. Know I'm of the opinion at this
point that it's OK to not maybe even get married just be very
(25:42):
committed to each other because that's more commitment than a
piece of paper from the government saying you have to
stay together or it's going to cost you half of everything your
own and you don't get to keep your dog because she gets to
take it you know that's. Exactly.
And then you choose them every single day versus being forced.
Exactly. You still do a ceremony of love,
sure. I've no people who have done
that. They profess that they're buried
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and all that type of stuff. They just didn't get that
marriage license. They had a preacher.
They said the words. Everybody thinks they're
married, but they're really not as far as you know.
Yeah. Recognized by the government.
All right. Kids, I think it's been
interesting. PO, do you want to close this
out today? Certainly all.
Right, so until then, it's been the latest episode of.
Our call me distress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
Hey, guys. And then of course we have
someone who was collared up witha lovely shop collar on his
neck. We've got our possession.
How we doing? I didn't do anything that time.
(00:32):
The guest to know. Yes it it works.
Does it work good it? Works.
It works. Is she doing on the vibration
setting? No, but it is the ZAP I.
Guess the ZAP. I don't know if she's using the
first zapper or the second zapper.
Oh Jesus, I. Use both.
You're evil. I like, I like her being evil.
That's so nice. So we have agreed that PO and I,
(00:58):
we have issues when we do the podcast that we do a lot of the
UMS and the saying the word, youknow, quite a bit that I have to
edit it out quite often because we don't want people to hear the
monotony of the way we talk sometimes.
And a lot of times we take and we say things and we'll pause,
which the pauses are OK. But ultimately, I'm going to
(01:21):
show you this in the bars that we have to go back and edit
everything. And so I was telling you, I was
like, yeah, in a 30 minute episode, it'll take like two, 2
1/2 hours to edit. So sometimes it's a big pain in
the ass to do. But ultimately we're going to
try to talk very fluid in what we say.
Now, what's funny is Liv just throws her random shit out there
(01:43):
and it's funny shit. She's like, hey guys, how do you
like that? So it's like.
Yeah, he told me about the queefing on the podcast and I'm
like, oh God. Well, what was it that it was
oh, that I cheek my butt can clap.
And I was telling him I was like, yeah, when it's wet, my
butt can clap. He's like, I know I heard it on
(02:03):
the podcast. Told me.
Of course you did. We had to keep funny shit in.
I know, actually I sometimes. I don't remember it happened.
Well, what was really funny is you were not here that day, but
it was me and Evie with Miss Thing over here, OK.
And she's like, look, I can queef here, I'll show you how to
do it. She got on the floor, put her
(02:23):
her legs up in bicycle mode and literally was making herself
getting prepared to do it. And we're like, Oh my God, I am
not recording this right now. I need just a video camera so we
can watch this spectacle. Jesus, it was hilarious.
We're about to be ourselves because it was soon and funny to
(02:44):
watch. I could see that.
Edie and I were dying. I mean, we were sitting there
dying watching it. Jesus.
And I don't even know how I. Made it in.
This line of work, I don't know.And then we were just amazed in
general. I'm like, look at how flexible
that bitch is. Look at that titties in her
face. Just going at it.
Just going at. It it's great.
(03:05):
See, if I was that flexible, I'dnever leave the house.
Exactly. You'd be like, you're going to
pound town every day. You're like, I'm gonna pound my
mouth. Oh my.
Gosh, yeah, I've been able to touch the tip of my tongue to my
vagina, but I never could move my tongue.
It was too strained out like. Cool visual.
(03:27):
Just again. Stop thinking about it.
So worth it. Okay, so Liv and I, we were here
yesterday and Poe was outside. You're kind enough to go out
there, you're cleaning our pool and.
We were. Really getting to watch some of
(03:48):
the best scenes. And I was like, I'm so sorry
Pope couldn't be a part of this because I know he would have
loved to have watched it. But people get in the dungeon,
they get nervous. And we did the first session
with with one of our really coolguys.
We're not going to mention his name because everybody, you
know, everybody knows everybody at some point in this, this wild
game of ours. But we had him in the dungeon
(04:10):
yesterday. It was a special day for him.
And then we went on to do an interrogation scene with this
person. And when we did, Liv and I, we
kind of took things to the next level.
He wanted to be our our prisonerwhile we were the prison guards.
OK. And it got very intense and I
(04:30):
did things that kind of shocked Liv and she was like, my God,
how much CBT can one person take?
And I got these really cool bundle of Birch Birch wood
sticks that my very good friend Wendy gave to me.
Wendy Darling on Fat Life shout out.
(04:51):
Wendy. Yeah, and Liv was like, Oh my
God, I can't believe you're taking the these sticks
basically and poking them through his ball sack.
And then, of course, his little titties.
And I'm like, really? He's like, Oh my God.
I don't know how much more it could.
Take well, see, I read his journal before the sting hole
started and he was talking abouthow he felt like he would have
(05:14):
let himself down and he would beable to have, he would stunt his
growth if he had called yellow. So when he started going through
this, I knew that he wasn't gonna call it yellow.
Oh, that's dangerous informationto have, Yeah.
That was. Dangerous is right.
And I didn't know this. Yeah, I didn't.
Know, so whenever it was starting, it was going that far.
I was like, I know he ain't gonna call, but I could tell he
wanted to, yeah. So the the the Birch it does it
(05:38):
was it sharpened at one age or is it just blunt like?
It was like rounded OK, not sharp.
But then there was some that. Good job.
Yeah. Then there was some that broke
off during the scene. So when I broke them, they were
fucking pointy as fuck, OK? And they were, some of them were
uneven. So like Liv says, a lot of them
are very rounded. That's how it starts off.
(06:01):
But the more you beat it into a person, yeah, you're going to
break them. OK.
One time I did a scene a few weeks back and I think it was on
Justin. Yeah, it was Justin, and I was
beating the fuck out of him withit.
And all of a sudden, 2 the sticks popped off.
I said look at you. You fucking broke my sticks on
my my Birch handle here. What the fuck, Justin?
(06:22):
And so of course I made him pickit up, but ultimately I beat him
harder with it because he broke it off.
But yeah. That that can happen.
It can happen. It was his fault.
She blamed me for getting blood on clothespins that she made me
buy her a new pack of clothespins.
It was your fault. My God.
(06:44):
I'm saying a theme. No, I say this to a lot of
people, but I showed Liv when she first started.
I was like, let me show you thiswoman.
She's over in Berlin and her name is Lady Velvet Steel.
She has a podcast as well. She's a sexy ass German and
(07:06):
she's got a cool dungeon over there.
And she did a little interview with Conan O'Brien.
OK. And.
On the econo branch show. Yes, yes.
OK I gotta go back now. YouTube this.
I'm on YouTube, I'm gonna send you the link.
But it's so funny because at onepoint he breaks his harness and
she says, Oh, no, no, look, slave, you broke the harness and
(07:28):
he's like, it was defective. Oh, she's.
Dangerous. Yeah.
She's like no, no, no, no slave.She did it very classy, like she
didn't, you know, it wasn't fullblown because it was like almost
comedic. It was.
It was nice seeing it. It was hilarious and because of
that scene that she did, I ordered the dog mask that she
(07:52):
ultimately puts on him in the scene.
It's hilarious. OK.
And that's the one that's looks like a like a Doberman, kind of.
Yes, like a Beagle mix kind of thing.
Stuff on the show, It's great, it's funny, creeps me out.
Creeps you out. Yeah, I don't.
I love the masks in there though.
I. Wouldn't mind getting fucked by
the pig with the pig mask. I've heard that we.
(08:15):
Had this cute live shocked him again.
I'm correcting him. It's.
Yes, it's OK. It's.
OK. And you ask for it.
Any sexual innuendos he gets thefucking zapper.
I love it. I'm just promoting over here.
(08:35):
Get punished. But we had this one gentleman
one time and he came in. It was God.
It was on a Saturday night. It was ten, 11:00 at night.
And Bri and I were in the dungeon and he's a little short,
cute little black man. And he was very dark, very dark.
(08:57):
And you know, walking in the dungeon and it's all fucking red
lights. It was dark and scary with red
lights. And here she walks in not
realizing that this gentleman was already here.
He had the pig mask on because that's what he liked.
So he was butt ass naked, all black, wearing the fucking pig
mask. And he walked in and Bree's body
(09:20):
flew up 3 feet from the ground. She's like, Oh my God, you know,
it was great. It sounds fun.
It was. Really fucking hilarious.
So but yesterday so we proceededto really abuse and torture this
guy. What else did we do to?
Oh, we did tell him about the water.
We waterboarded it, basically poured water on his face where
(09:43):
when he started talking. So.
OK. Did you put like the the cloth
or anything over no. We didn't.
Want to? Really.
All right, we. Want to keep him alive?
He keeps you alive, you know? Yeah.
We're like, did you murder anybody?
He's like, no, I'm like, tell me.
You murdered. Did you use?
(10:05):
The Russian accent, no. No, I didn't know the Russian
accent and it was me talking. Yeah, OK.
I let Liz do all the interrogation part of it.
Yeah, because he's myself. OK.
I wish. I wish you could have done it.
I could do it sometime. I could talk like, you know,
yeah. I feel like you're like a
(10:27):
blonde. I close my eyes.
Got blonde hair and a red silky dress.
Oh. Can I be, like, all in leather
with like, you know, red leather?
Oh yeah. Yeah, we can do that.
Fuck yeah. Holding my Bambi stick, closing
his. Eyes when I.
Went like I had. To try very hard.
She's just such a good. I love it.
(10:49):
All right, so we did that session, so we're going to flip
the script on this one. So talk about relationship
goals. We had our next session was
badass. Badass.
Yeah, I think Liv was like creaming in her panties the
whole time. If we're going to get really
serious about this, if I. Could have been unleashed.
(11:12):
Yeah, really. So we have this hot couple come
in now the husband, he's an average guy, but he looks good
to be in his 50s. He's just an average guy.
OK, he's. Got a great attitude he was very
caring very understanding to hiswife it really just showed that
(11:33):
the type of person he was because he just wanted to focus
on so much of her and he was it was funny because he came with
all this equipment all this BDSMstuff and they.
Never used it. We walked in and they were butt
naked. Yeah.
They weren't even. Dressed in the clothes they
brought, No. They didn't even it was so
funny. I and it's funny because you
(11:53):
walked out at the very end because you went to go get
something. I don't remember.
You went go get something and and she said this didn't go on
the way we thought I was going to go at all.
She's like you, you know, we thought we were going to come in
and take pictures and it was going to be like, you know, this
with just him and I, glamour. Shots and the dungeons.
(12:15):
Yeah, and she's like, but this was so much better.
Yeah, she didn't like doing buttstuff with her husband.
So, you know, I did it for her while she was doing the stuff
she wanted to do. So he kind of got what he.
OK, so he's doing the things to her and you're doing stuff I'm
doing. The stuff that she did not want
to do, OK, but she was doing everything she wanted to do that
(12:37):
makes. Sense.
And he was extremely submissive,but he's, I feel like he would
have been really good at worshipping her.
Very much so. And he did.
He did. He did, but I feel like they
were so like they were thinking of everything else besides where
they were at that they couldn't focus on the actual events.
But I think they had a lot of fun regardless you.
(12:57):
Know it was really cool though it was really funny is that he
asked we said something about the equipment I said Oh yeah
yeah we got those fucking machines up there and this and
that and she's like oh not for me I said no I wasn't talking
for you I was talking about for him I said I see that he's
submissive and she's like Oh yeah I don't want to use one of
those but he'll use it he's likeOh yeah you know he just perked
(13:20):
up real quick he's. Very interested without saying
it, yeah. It was cool, but Liv
immediately, she got it down forhim.
She, you know, was very, very patient with trying to do it
for. Him.
Yeah. Because I I wanted her to do
what she wanted. Yeah.
Like if she didn't want me to doit, I wasn't going to do it.
I was being patient. For her, yes, you were.
You're, you're doing really great.
(13:42):
And they said Liv made them feelso comfortable that they just
went all out and they did whatever the fuck they wanted
to. And we just watched it.
I got. To play with titties.
Oh, you. Did you did play with?
He was like, do you want? To play with them, I was like,
absolutely, you should see the pictures.
Literally, I'm like, can I? And then I'm like.
What I'm doing it, what the. And we can post those pictures,
(14:07):
you know, we can post certain ones, just without her face.
Yeah. Well I'm jealous, I was cleaning
a pool. I'm so sorry, didn't even get to
you they. Didn't even do it because it
started thundering and lightningand they.
Wanted to so that I said, yeah, guys, you can go out, you can go
swimming. And then it fucking started that
this damn storm and rain, it wasbullshit.
(14:28):
It was bullshit. But back to the whole, you know,
fucking him with the the fuckingmachine.
He was loving that. But again, he went right, right
to his wife and he started like rubbing your clit and making her
feel special while he's getting plowed in the ass.
And he was so funny cuz he was like, oh, that's, that's just a
couple inches right. And we're like, no, yeah, She
(14:51):
looked back there. She's like, Oh no, it's all the
way in. He's like, really?
I was like, your butt is accepting it very well.
I. Think you said your butt's
hungry? Yeah.
Like that. She's like you swallowed that.
Yeah. He wanted it, he did.
He really wanted it. Maybe.
Like maybe like put the back endup like a cat does when you
(15:12):
scratch their their hindsight. He tried not to react too much.
It was a cool move though. Oh.
Yeah, for her, for. Her was badass because he's on
his hands and knees, he's getting fucked with the strap on
but with the excuse me the fuck machine she got under him to
suck his Dick while. He's on a table, so she was on
her back and her feet were on the ground.
(15:35):
It was really sexy. I'm.
Not sure, it would not look good.
If I did it but with. Her it was like, Oh my God, Oh
my. God, she has a great body.
Her and her perfect little pussy.
Her. She had nice ass, nice pussy,
great tits like her cute little waistline.
I was like my God. Got that hourglass shape?
Yeah, she. Has a perfect ass, perfect body.
(15:58):
And tiny little feet, I mean. Look at that.
Yeah, that's hot. No, it is.
That's a fat life picture up allreal.
Yeah, I'll send it to you post so you can show that was.
Great. You're like, yeah, that's me.
Great. What?
Message words you've been reading now.
Such great people, PO. After dark.
(16:23):
Such great people like you're innocent.
Yeah, yes. But they were so fucking, we had
such a great time and two hours just flew by and they knew that
we had someone coming in right after them and they were just
like, oh, I know we're going to rush you and blah, blah, blah,
blah. Well, what's really funny is
after all that they had said something and he said a nickname
(16:47):
of one of their friends. And I immediately said, oh, we
know them. And so come to find out, they
had mutual friends that came to the dungeon before.
OK. And when he told us the story of
the friends and how they came here a little bit, it wasn't
quite accurate. So I think the other people all
(17:07):
operated things a little bit differently than what actually
happened, which was pretty interesting, but it was funny to
say the least. So is that?
How they knew about the dungeon.Yeah, he actually found us on
fat. OK.
And. There we go.
Do you all know about fat? And she's like, no.
And he's like, yeah, he's. Like I looked at your bed so.
Yeah, and you could tell he was like a freak.
(17:29):
And she was like a little bit more vanilla, but she's like
venturing vanilla explorer. Explorer I like.
That I like that, yeah. Yeah, definitely.
She was definitely exploring with a lot of things.
Try. Everything once.
Twice and if you like it. Twice.
Yeah, at the top it, she was double jointed, so she was like
showing us how she pulls her arms back and how she was taking
(17:51):
her wrist cuffs off really easily.
I was. Like you can stick that whole
hand in somebody's ass just. Locate that.
Yeah. It was crazy.
Yeah, she was quite the talent even.
Put her leg up, showed us a verybeautiful view of her vagina.
I didn't get a picture of that. Though I did Oh.
Perfect. You got to forward over pictures
so we can forward. I got a.
(18:11):
Lot of the same pictures so I need to go through them and then
I'll send them all to you. Perfect.
Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'll judge whether they need to
go online or not. And you?
Can. I'll take one for the team.
We'll. Show them all to you.
You poor little Poe, yes. He looks sad.
Poe possession, yes. We felt so bad and I was like,
(18:33):
too bad. But you know, if they come back
again, they'll come to a an event.
Maybe they'll have a let us havea little voyeur in the corner
named. Popo.
A man can dream. I can't say Popo at the I know.
You can't, You can't. We'll say little Pope better.
(18:53):
It didn't work today. It's starting to do its own
thing. Jesus, Lord, I don't know what's
happening with me. I still don't use the bathroom.
Really. Really.
No. Guys well.
You do more me relax. Take some, take a couple of
magnesium, yeah. I got, I got some stuff at the
house. I didn't know I needed it today,
but. Yeah, we missed that.
(19:15):
We're. Coming to win.
That was either awesome, really scary, I'm not sure which.
I. Just leave.
This right? Wow, OK, yeah, my irritable
system is rubbing off on you. I'm so sorry.
I wondered. About that, yeah.
So totally. Didn't know it's contagious.
(19:38):
I'm over in this corner. I'm good.
All right, so anyhow, it's been it's not looking for.
Dang, Liz. You weren't just complaining
about, but we swear it's not a fart.
I don't. Like how I.
Fart too. She, you know what she's saying.
(20:01):
She's she's telling you not to move.
Listen to her. She's like, don't you fucking
move. You're pissing me off.
I think she's telling. You to move.
Move or pet me, one or the other.
She's a needy little bitch but it it was just a Ying and Yang
yesterday afternoon. Bottom line is because we had
(20:21):
someone in a loveless shitty marriage with a shitty fucking
cunt life. God, I'm so descriptive on this
and we love the guy, we really do.
But then we have this couple andI said guys, this is
relationship goals. We had three cameras on them.
It was just awesome. And the men so sweet.
Literally want. That so.
(20:42):
Bad. They want that so fucking bad.
So bad. And he, he has it.
She's fucking hot. I was like.
Yes, yes. And he knows how lucky he is.
Our listeners, we have 20% women.
I'm telling you straight up women, you are fucking
disappointing us. Not all well.
No, but the ones who choose not to do for their husbands, yeah,
(21:04):
the ones who probably aren't listening to the podcast,
They're fucking wasteless cunts.They need to put up or shut up.
Get in the fucking dungeon with your man and make him happy at
least. Like once a month, like a date
night. Yeah, or.
They don't have the cojones to do it.
Send them to the dungeon with a little approval note.
You know, like a field trip. We've had that before, yes,
(21:28):
right. We've had that before.
We had this one one dude and he loved to cross dress.
He comes in, he's 400 lbs six, three, and he wanted to be put
in 5-6 inch heels and a swimsuitand walk around the pool in
fucking July and do a champagne enema.
Yeah, you should see Poe's face right now.
It is not appealing post. Stop making that face.
(21:51):
Stop. It now face is gone.
Face is gone. Live zapped him but but we had
to do a water bottle full of 2 bottles of champagne and I said
dude, this is not gonna stay in you and if it does, you're gonna
get drunk or sick, yeah. I'm thinking of the carbonation
also. Oh it was awful.
(22:11):
Like I don't know how that wouldfeel as an enema.
Well, let. Me tell you, once we did it, he
then tells me I have to go to the bathroom.
I said, well, go over there in the woods and shit, right?
You know you're not going in my house period.
You're not even make it to my toilet.
And if you do, you're going to fucking explode it.
You know what I mean? Serious.
So you know what he did? He didn't even make it to the
(22:31):
fucking woods. Instead, he got right behind the
pool on the other side of the the the bushes, right?
And. Literally sprayed like a fucking
sprinkler. Fucking shit all over the fence.
Well, I think we learned a lesson to not do that.
No champagne and amongst motherfuckers, yeah.
(22:53):
That's crazy, but his? Wife sent him the note and and
sent it addressed to me. Here you go Mr. Smea, thank you
so much blah blah blah, I gave. You some flowers too, right?
Take. Care.
Of my husband without it affecting our marriage
Absolutely. Exactly that.
Or he's been really annoying to me.
Beat the shit out of him until he changes his attitude.
(23:14):
That's what happens with teachers.
They send their kids back to home.
Like whip this child for me. Like he's being so bad.
Either that or we wait till they're confronted by that
bigger bully and then we pay that bigger bully like $10 and
then we go, hey, do your thing. My back's turned.
Oh. My God, wow, we're just giving
(23:36):
people wrong ideas to the whole podcast, aren't we?
The truth hurts. The truth hurts.
It does. So does the bully.
Yeah. This has been interesting, but I
think we've, you know, I think we always try to put out some
good information and that is when you're in your
relationship. I think, you know, communication
obviously is key. We all know this, but I think
(23:57):
it's very difficult for people to bring up their kinks to their
spouse, especially if they're not being completely honest at
the very beginning of things. I know that on one of the
episodes I started to tell you PO and I I was talking about the
guy who said he would prefer hiswife to cheat because he still
(24:18):
wants to be a cock hold but he doesn't want to tell her the
truth. That he wants to be a cock hold
and at the same time he wants toget fucked by multiple black men
cross dressed but yet he doesn'twant to tell his wife the truth
about anything. Yeah, but technically are you
(24:38):
cheating if you give them permission to explore and you're
watching that's. That's.
Yeah, that's like me saying thatwhen I get meetings that you do
something against me. No, I like them.
That's, you know, you give a consent, you give permission.
It's not a problem. It sucks.
(24:59):
I. Just told him I said your wife
is a mind reader, just tell her you really want.
But he's probably scared a loser.
That's what they're mostly scared of.
Cuz you know Les. It's so hard to come by.
Or women in general. Or men in general.
That would be. Just.
Stay with you, stay devoted, do the things like men and women
are supposed to do. So sometimes they're staying in
(25:19):
there and they're in a loveless marriage and they won't tell
their king. So it's like on top of being
miserable, you're extra miserable.
It's. Just a double whammy.
It's a lose, lose situation. It is Kobayashi Maru.
I don't even. Know why men get married
anymore? Being in this lifestyle, I just
realized women said I don't knowa lot of women.
Not you, I don't. Know I'm of the opinion at this
point that it's OK to not maybe even get married just be very
(25:42):
committed to each other because that's more commitment than a
piece of paper from the government saying you have to
stay together or it's going to cost you half of everything your
own and you don't get to keep your dog because she gets to
take it you know that's. Exactly.
And then you choose them every single day versus being forced.
Exactly. You still do a ceremony of love,
sure. I've no people who have done
that. They profess that they're buried
(26:03):
and all that type of stuff. They just didn't get that
marriage license. They had a preacher.
They said the words. Everybody thinks they're
married, but they're really not as far as you know.
Yeah. Recognized by the government.
All right. Kids, I think it's been
interesting. PO, do you want to close this
out today? Certainly all.
Right, so until then, it's been the latest episode of.
Our call me distress.
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