August 4, 2025 • 24 mins
ARE YOU A GOOD SUB OR DO YOU NEED HELP? WELL, MIA AND HER FRIENDS CAN HELP YOU! SO COME AND LISTEN IN AS THEY DISCUSS WAYS ON HOW TO BE THAT BEST SUB YOU CAN BE!
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madam Liv.
With my coffee. This show is not for sound
effects, Liv. ASMR so they like it feels good.
All right, Liv and I just went to the nail salon so that I
would explain it. And over in my far corner here,
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we've got Master Viper Lil Palm.Greetings from the Manor.
How you doing pal? Fantastic hanging out with
y'all. What could be better?
Exactly. Us naked.
With your Kool-aid pillow. Oh.
Yeah, and I went. To my house the other day, and I
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saw Mr. kool-aid laying on my bed because I don't, I don't
live there no more. Yeah.
And I was like, I wonder if I should grab it, but I didn't
because I was like, we have enough pillows on the bed.
I thought about them. You know, you recently did a
scene the other day out in the pool.
God bless him. He's he's really cool guy.
Yeah, he was sweet. But I thought when he said, hey,
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mistress, can we go ahead and use the floats that you have in
the pool? I thought he meant to sit on
them. I didn't mean he.
Was going to fuck it. He did.
He fucked this dirty. I was like, yeah, you fucked
that dirty float. So yeah, so that was 1.
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Of it was like, you know, it, it's been sitting outside for a
while, yeah. It was nice and warm though.
It's not just warm. It was the, you know, like when
your floats have been sitting outside.
He's got that film of something on there.
Yeah. It's pollen, yeah, in the in the
dust. So.
He fucked it and I'm like, yeah,you fucked that dirty flut
float. Girl, it was a flut by the time
he. Was in the slut.
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Add it together. I like it.
I would get that flood over here.
Right now, you know, that was a really fun scene to watch.
So he he was a a rubber fetishist and he's one of
several. And so I did my own scene over
the weekend, which we all saw pictures of with my my rubber
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GIMP. Those are hot.
They were you, they were you both.
You know, it was a lot of fun. It was really effortless.
I mean, we, we did a session in the vac bed and then afterwards
I was like, you want some over the knee spankings because he's
been a little naughty at times. So I gave him some over the knee
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spankings and I wore his favorite pants and all that.
And we had a great time. And then I'm like, let me take
some pictures. So I had told him that Liv
always makes a lot of cross dressers, grab that chain in the
centre of the room and, like, doa little dance.
And he wasn't dancing, but he was like holding it.
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It was like all cutesy. And I was like, Oh my God, I'm
gonna get a picture of this. So it was cute to me.
I say salute to good Subs, yes. Love that right?
They're hard to find. They are very, very hard to
find. Yeah, like a true good slut.
Slut. He do.
That's great. What is actually?
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Easy to find they are well. Speaking of another good sub,
and you know I always say I lovelittle Justin.
Justin tries so hard and he's sosweet.
But again, you know, Liv and I have always said we learn from
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each other. And I, yes, we really do.
And I hope Liv knows how much I learned from her.
We went and I had said to Justin, I said, think about
maybe writing a journal. I know he doesn't have a lot of
time right now, but I thought, OK, well, I'm going to take that
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part. And I said to him, I want you to
start writing a list of goals for me.
I said I want you to think aboutlong term, short term goals and
think about it. For a good.
Week and the next time I see youcome in and bring me the list.
Yeah. And he thought about it and he
ended up texting me a little little while after a few hours
later he says, you know, no one has ever told me to think about
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goals or to want to think about goals for myself.
Yeah, and I told him, and I always tell him he's such a
great person. He's a good man.
He really is. He's a sweetie.
He is. He's such a good person.
So I told him I was like, you know, Justin, you have to love
yourself. Love yourself first.
I said, you know, I will always be important to you.
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You'll always be important to me.
So just do me a favor and take really good care of my little
sub Justin, because I want him to be around for a very long
time. I want you to eat healthy.
I want you to exercise. I want you to drink lots of
water. And I really want you to make a
really good turn around for yourself and do do good.
And I said, and I want you to find a job that you're happy
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with because he's busting his ass and there's just like no way
to go up in his position right now.
I'm like, you deserve better. You could do better.
You deserve better. And so it was a nice
conversation that he and I had. And like I said, every day it's
good morning, beautiful Mistress.
I love you. You're great, you know, blah,
blah, blah. He's always just very kind and
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sweet and he's just a good person.
He really is. So I love that.
I do too. That's awesome.
I do too. And on the flip side, you all
know, and I've brought this up before, is my little pink panty
bitch. Anyway, so an update with Pink
Panties is he's never going to listen to the podcast because he
does not want to hear me talk about him because it would be
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really fucking embarrassing for him.
Isn't that the point? It is the point you should.
Have a plane. I'm going to do that when I have
him in a fucking bondage bag. Yeah.
And it's, it's an episode that Ireally want him to fucking
listen to. Nice.
Yeah. Like you little fucking worm
bitch. But, you know, over the weekend,
he's going through a lot. He really is.
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And I have to tell you and Liv and PO both, I have to tell you
both. He's going through a lot.
Right. And you know, I know he's
struggling. He's never fucking grown up.
And maybe something finally resonated with him.
I don't know. To me, I really don't know.
I don't know how things are going to play out, but I think
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he needs lessons on how to be a good fucking sub.
That brought me to this lovely e-mail.
Now, I posted pictures over the weekend, as you all know.
And this gentleman, his name is D Suit.
He actually commented because he'd written me before and he
and I had a good little e-mail exchange a few times.
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But he said, Mistress Mia, the only thing hotter than your
beautiful face is the relaxed state you seem to be in while
kicking your legs up on a worthysub's back.
It's a situation I often put myself in, placing your lovely
voice and devilish laugh in my head as the audio.
So he then goes on after I comment, which it was very nice
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of him to say that he said thankyou mistress.
I hope you know how much you're appreciated.
I've been listening to your podcast for a long time now, so
I do feel like I know you a little bit.
I would love the opportunity to share some about myself,
respectfully of course. He wrote me a nice e-mail and he
said in the e-mail I hope all iswell.
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Just getting back from a vacation so I'm a little out of
sorts and I haven't listened to the podcast in a while.
Seeing you this morning in here though certainly reinvigorated
me. You're stunningly beautiful and
your personality draws me to you.
I've never had a one-on-one person experience, but have
recently begun playing a little bit via phone with some
mistresses. I compare all of them to you in
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my head, but I would love to be able to speak more freely about
my kinks, my desires, my fears, my thoughts, and I feel I'd be
more able to do so with you. Sorry for rambling.
Don't feel like you have to respond, I understand you're
busy. Just felt like I need to get
that off my chest. And I said well First off, tell
me your name so I feel like I atleast know you on some level.
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Secondly, I'm always appreciative of your admiration
so I want you to feel comfortable and telling me
anything you want. I'm here to listen.
So he goes on to tell me his name and he said he's been so
intrigued by me for quite some time.
He said you're usually the voiceI listen to on my way to work
every morning and on my way homein the afternoon.
Thanks for keeping me company. Always intrigued by serving a
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dominant woman, I recently decided that it's time and my
time is running out. I'm making my fantasies a
reality. So I've started trying to do
just that. I ventured into the realm of
night flirt, finding mistresses that I've called for a handful
of experiences. However, I long for more
personal experience from someoneI feel a little a little more of
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a connection with, bringing me back to listening to your
podcast daily. I guess in the wide scale.
I don't know about serving, about being a devoted sub,
however I'm certainly anxious tolearn.
I feel as though your guidance and wisdom would go a long way
and continuing to unlock my decision and help me enjoy the
lifestyle while pushing me through my limits.
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I really appreciate your time, Mistress Mia.
Thank you. So live.
What advice would you give to him?
Because you always go in that perfect direction when it comes
to dealing with a sub on that aspect when they they're kind of
lost and what they need to do I.Definitely can tell he he has
sub in them. You can definitely hear it.
But I would just say I think journaling is like the biggest
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thing and you're talking about goals and stuff.
You know, setting aside goals for yourself and then talking
with your Dom on how to meet those goals and having
consequences and things for that, be able to meet these
goals. I think would be really helpful
for anybody. But you know, adults are, you
know, we're free. We can do whatever we want.
We don't have consequences really, and we can.
It's nice to have boundaries andI think like with one of my
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other Subs, we're working on boundaries within our self so
that if he sees that he crossed a boundary within himself, he
has to punish himself when he's not even around me.
Oh, that's. Great.
So he and then he has to document each one he has.
He does, so that I know about it.
That's awesome. Yeah, I.
Think it's really good to have that within yourself, but it
takes a lot of strength and to have a Dom behind you knowing
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that somebody else is, you know,holding you accountable for
these things makes it so much easier to stand up taller.
Yeah, You know, something Liv and I've talked about too is
when you get so connected to somebody, Hmm, like, you know,
you've been live sub now for, God, nine months, Yeah.
That sounds about right. Yeah.
You know, in your mind, it's like you're so connected to this
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person. And you know, Liv and I had this
conversation. She's like, you want to keep it
fresh, but then you get in thereand you're like in the dungeon
to do a scene and you're like, what the fuck have we not done?
That's why you always have the journal.
When they discuss themselves in their journal about themselves,
you can get a feeling on what they need or what angle, because
usually they'll talk about this is what I would want, this is my
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goals for fantasies. And they'll talk about that that
before they get here because they've been thinking about it
for however long they haven't been around you.
They'll talk about it and then you can work around with trying
to meet that goal with your abilities.
Because some people don't have the ability to do all the
fantasies because sometimes they'll be having some fantasies
that make no sense. I want to pretend I'm on a
deserted island, you know? It's just those things are
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really hard to achieve. That's great.
You know, what's really funny isI've said this.
I've said this to you both that that my 2 slaves are so much
alike. They've never met each other.
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They don't know how much they are alike.
They look alike. It's scary.
And I told Liv, I I showed her my phone.
This will make you laugh even harder, PO.
I handed her my phone today at the salon so that she could read
it and when she looked at it she's like Oh my God, I thought
it said I'm pregnant in the IT. Said I'm present and then he
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said I'm present. He's pregnant.
We're making some money. Well, I didn't.
Know who it was? She didn't know me the.
Phone, she assumed, yeah, she assumed it was me.
And. Then like, wow, you know the
news of lifetime. And then I told her I was like,
you know what was really funny? I had a fucking dream last night
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that I got pregnant and I didn'tknow which slave it was and Liv
said. Dream though.
It was my dream. It was my dream.
It was a very fucking hot dream.But then Liv says, well, don't
worry, they both look alike. You.
I didn't claim it as either one.Yeah, I like it.
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I'm sorry, in my head, I'm stillstuck on the you have two people
in a bag and you fuck them, you know, and then you don't know
who the the kids. It's like if you were a Poly
situation or like a fan like that would be the might be the
best way to to do to make sure that everybody's connected to
each other and those kids don't know.
Who? You don't know who the dad is.
They all look alike. We both fucked you, you know, on
the same night and almost at thesame time.
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And. Exactly.
You know exactly and po the bag.That's the whole point of the
bag, right? It has those zippers, right?
You have full access all body parts.
It's a damn good bag. There's 2 bags, I got it.
They're just great. PO wants to get into a bag and I
said well he can. He can use little slaves bag and
try it out. We can play in the bag.
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No, we'll try it, but I do want now that we've been talking
about the journaling when you start back at when school starts
back, I want you to start re journaling.
I can do that Writing, though I don't like you don't like it,
but you're gonna do it. I like it better to write it.
She doesn't like the digital. She wants you, actually.
Doesn't go back and going scrolling through is just just
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tedious for me. Yeah, we talked about tedious,
haven't we? We talked about being tedious
this past. Week.
Yes. I will do it for you, Madam.
Good. Perfect.
But you know my 2 slaves, they don't want to fucking write in a
journal because they're both toofucking much alike.
They're stubborn and they're difficult and they're headstrong
and they don't think they need to do anything different.
Than what they do. Dom even writes in a journal.
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I know and he enjoys it. Yes.
You know, I was going to say I I've written so much.
It's easier for me to type, but it's I my hand.
I, you know, it's jacking so many Dicks over the years and
fucking so many people, I think.My.
Hand is like. Yeah.
After holding a pen for so long,it's really good.
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For a sub brain, it's you know what you know what that teaching
me that all you need to start writing sentences.
You heard me shit, you be in. Trouble PO.
I'm a good boy. You better be careful.
Pofo Show. All you're doing is teaching me
what I can do. Well, that's a good observation
for a good dog. All right.
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But anywho, so back to Mr. Soot.I think the biggest thing, like
Liv said, is do a journal. He is married.
I don't know how open his relationship with with his wife,
but you know, you don't have to use night flirt.
You can honestly just call me, text me, we'll schedule a time
and you know, I'll certainly make time for you.
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Yeah, you can do a journal with a lock on it, Yeah.
Absolutely. They have journals on Amazon and
it's like you put like a code inwith your like you roll like you
like you would have suitcased. Down code exactly, yeah.
And you can have like a little thing in there, which is what I
wanted one of my sets to do. But he came in with an open
journal. I remember that I do.
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He knows who I'm talking about, but.
He's a good little boy with his cute.
Little ass not listening. I know live so mean no I.
I get discipline. You got to discipline them.
It's not being mean. That's like being a mom.
You know You're not being mean. You're teaching them.
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I know, I know, but it doesn't help when they're so sexy, Liv.
I got damn it better. It's like, yes, I want to.
I want to be. Or.
So that they feel like they needme in order to have
consequences. That is the point of it.
I'm like, yes, if they're sexierI'm gonna try even harder to
make sure. That they need me.
The way that I know that they need me, which is the journal,
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which is the goals, all right, which is the Jack and the Dick.
Sucks for you PO. That's all right.
Poor PO. Poor PO.
Oh goodness. So back to being a good sub.
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So let's we'll take the last fewminutes before we have to get
ready for our butt sniffer guy. He's coming to see us for the
first time. Yeah, we'll do an episode after.
Absolutely. Talk about it so y'all can hear
what we're talking. About, but yeah, Liv and I are
ready for this shit. Not really now.
You're ready for the fart. Maybe I'm ready.
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I already went to the bathroom, I got nothing left.
I got A50 tank. I'm worried about myself.
Wow. OK, we'll keep drinking that
Miralax. Yeah, I know.
My boyfriend was like she's so gassy all the time, not all of
my mom and relaxed. We should have given you some
beans, is what we should have I.Thought I was trying to think in
my head like what can we do? You know which mean beans aren't
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healthy. Beans aren't.
Healthy beans are healthy. They just purple carbs.
Yeah. All right, so anywho, let's talk
about good Subs, OK PO, what do you think are three good
qualities that make a really good sub?
Honesty. OK.
Loyalty, yes. And dependability.
Yes, I like that. Yes.
What about you love? What do you think?
I would say definitely honesty, I would say you got to be able
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to discipline yourself away fromme, OK, and motivation, OK.
And I guess another one would beconsistency.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's really down though too,
so. You know, I think devotion and I
think that strong desire and a true connection because it's
really hard to to be a Dom over someone on a consistent basis
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when there's really it's like when you don't even like that
person. Yes, but I had a couple.
I'd be like, hey, can somebody else get him today?
And forever and forever. And you gotta like.
Them you do I. Don't.
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Not like a lot of people. Like it's very, very rare.
That's why it comes in and I really don't.
Like them Well, I think the difference is too is it's it's
an age difference and it's almost like OK, so you're you
have a commonality with PO. For example, you both like going
shopping. You both, you know, are just.
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That's on a normal day basis. But I'm saying like even my
older sub, like we we he's older.
No no no I don't mean that but I'm saying you're older sub.
He can still be jovial and fun. I know.
He's a good sub, that's what it is.
And they're older. Yeah.
I want them to come in for the right reasons.
I want you to want to kneel for me.
I want you to want to do the journals.
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I want you to want well to do those things.
Otherwise I don't. I'm not really.
It's not appealing to. Me and that's really just go.
Over there and peg them in the ass.
Yeah, and that's where the desire comes in.
Like I said, you got to have a desire.
But but my thing of it is I think like you and Poe have a
good commonality, you know, you can relate to things, you know,
you have a similar things that you enjoy, you know, and and I
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think, like I said, I think withyour older sub.
You know, he's jovial, he's funny, he's fun to be around.
I mean, he's a nice person, you know?
And you know, he's not, he's notone of those people that are
pushy and. No, he's he's he's right there
with PO. Like they're both really good at
being a sub for me. Yeah, they.
Know what I need and they, they and they're just right up there
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together, you know, like it's just, they're, they're my 2
favorites. I can understand that.
I appreciate that. Yeah, I can understand that.
Love you PO. Love you man.
Yeah, I think, you know, one of my, my oldest Subs, you know, I
don't see him very often. He's very old now.
You know, I started singing whenhe was like in his late 40s and
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he's way past 70 now. And so I don't see him very
often. He's two hours away.
What's he into? He's into sysification,
servitude and licking my asshole.
You can. You can do all that at 70.
Yeah, I just straddle this face.It's no big deal.
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Yeah, but keeping them on their knees, the older ones, it's kind
of scary that one fell over the next.
I was like, Oh my God, I'm. Trying to help but we just
rolled like a rolling Poly. I was like, Oh no, there he
goes. Sorry, it's the mental picture
for me. Oh my God.
Just as funny. Liv was sitting on the couch and
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he's like, I was going. And.
Trying to reach for him and he'slike yeah OK, I'm OK I.
Didn't even reach for my. Stuff.
No, she just sat there and I waslike OK, Jesus, Oh my cheese and
crackers. What the fuck?
Anyway, he's like, I'm fine, I'mgood.
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It's because he's been crawling around on his knees, all right?
Yeah, and Liv was like, I mean, the man is retired and she's
like, are you on your knees? A lot of work?
No, Liv, he's old. Stop it.
He wasn't on his knees that long.
Here I was like, suck it up old man suck.
It up. Damn.
Like at that one point he was, he was crawling too slow.
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I was like, hurry up, I'm not getting any younger or something
like that. Terrible, you say this.
You're not like I don't have degradation and humiliation.
When I don't like them, when I don't like them, I'm able to be
mean. OK.
She's evil, wicked, just so we're clear on you.
Just haven't seen me in a in a session that is just a new
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person that isn't that just kindof comes in and it's just, you
know, like you could just tell it.
It'll be easy to mean to you. Liv, don't give a fuck.
OK, so it's been fun. Well, I just pour coffee all
over this blanket. Well.
Thank you for that. Beer PO clean up after your
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mistress. All right, man, post a head.
Lick the blanket. All right, kids.
It isn't between my legs. I probably don't just smell like
just. OK, we gotta get ready for an
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ass sniffer. All right, kids, can you both do
a sexy ending? We.
Did the sexy ending last night. No, you didn't.
You both sound dumb. I wouldn't know.
It is like, call me. We both said Mistress.
I thought that was hot. No, saying it hot would be like,
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yeah, call me Mistress, not yeah, call me there, you call
Mistress. I don't know, it just doesn't
flow out the mouth, right? You can do it.
Like the dude? You can be sexy.
And yes, you can. You've said it nicely.
You don't. You don't think about the.
Words. Think about the voice.
Got it, Got it. Let's do it all.
Right, so until then, this has been the latest episode of Call
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Me Mistress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madam Liv.
With my coffee. This show is not for sound
effects, Liv. ASMR so they like it feels good.
All right, Liv and I just went to the nail salon so that I
would explain it. And over in my far corner here,
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we've got Master Viper Lil Palm.Greetings from the Manor.
How you doing pal? Fantastic hanging out with
y'all. What could be better?
Exactly. Us naked.
With your Kool-aid pillow. Oh.
Yeah, and I went. To my house the other day, and I
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saw Mr. kool-aid laying on my bed because I don't, I don't
live there no more. Yeah.
And I was like, I wonder if I should grab it, but I didn't
because I was like, we have enough pillows on the bed.
I thought about them. You know, you recently did a
scene the other day out in the pool.
God bless him. He's he's really cool guy.
Yeah, he was sweet. But I thought when he said, hey,
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mistress, can we go ahead and use the floats that you have in
the pool? I thought he meant to sit on
them. I didn't mean he.
Was going to fuck it. He did.
He fucked this dirty. I was like, yeah, you fucked
that dirty float. So yeah, so that was 1.
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Of it was like, you know, it, it's been sitting outside for a
while, yeah. It was nice and warm though.
It's not just warm. It was the, you know, like when
your floats have been sitting outside.
He's got that film of something on there.
Yeah. It's pollen, yeah, in the in the
dust. So.
He fucked it and I'm like, yeah,you fucked that dirty flut
float. Girl, it was a flut by the time
he. Was in the slut.
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Add it together. I like it.
I would get that flood over here.
Right now, you know, that was a really fun scene to watch.
So he he was a a rubber fetishist and he's one of
several. And so I did my own scene over
the weekend, which we all saw pictures of with my my rubber
(02:23):
GIMP. Those are hot.
They were you, they were you both.
You know, it was a lot of fun. It was really effortless.
I mean, we, we did a session in the vac bed and then afterwards
I was like, you want some over the knee spankings because he's
been a little naughty at times. So I gave him some over the knee
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spankings and I wore his favorite pants and all that.
And we had a great time. And then I'm like, let me take
some pictures. So I had told him that Liv
always makes a lot of cross dressers, grab that chain in the
centre of the room and, like, doa little dance.
And he wasn't dancing, but he was like holding it.
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It was like all cutesy. And I was like, Oh my God, I'm
gonna get a picture of this. So it was cute to me.
I say salute to good Subs, yes. Love that right?
They're hard to find. They are very, very hard to
find. Yeah, like a true good slut.
Slut. He do.
That's great. What is actually?
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Easy to find they are well. Speaking of another good sub,
and you know I always say I lovelittle Justin.
Justin tries so hard and he's sosweet.
But again, you know, Liv and I have always said we learn from
(03:52):
each other. And I, yes, we really do.
And I hope Liv knows how much I learned from her.
We went and I had said to Justin, I said, think about
maybe writing a journal. I know he doesn't have a lot of
time right now, but I thought, OK, well, I'm going to take that
(04:12):
part. And I said to him, I want you to
start writing a list of goals for me.
I said I want you to think aboutlong term, short term goals and
think about it. For a good.
Week and the next time I see youcome in and bring me the list.
Yeah. And he thought about it and he
ended up texting me a little little while after a few hours
later he says, you know, no one has ever told me to think about
(04:37):
goals or to want to think about goals for myself.
Yeah, and I told him, and I always tell him he's such a
great person. He's a good man.
He really is. He's a sweetie.
He is. He's such a good person.
So I told him I was like, you know, Justin, you have to love
yourself. Love yourself first.
I said, you know, I will always be important to you.
(04:59):
You'll always be important to me.
So just do me a favor and take really good care of my little
sub Justin, because I want him to be around for a very long
time. I want you to eat healthy.
I want you to exercise. I want you to drink lots of
water. And I really want you to make a
really good turn around for yourself and do do good.
And I said, and I want you to find a job that you're happy
(05:20):
with because he's busting his ass and there's just like no way
to go up in his position right now.
I'm like, you deserve better. You could do better.
You deserve better. And so it was a nice
conversation that he and I had. And like I said, every day it's
good morning, beautiful Mistress.
I love you. You're great, you know, blah,
blah, blah. He's always just very kind and
(05:42):
sweet and he's just a good person.
He really is. So I love that.
I do too. That's awesome.
I do too. And on the flip side, you all
know, and I've brought this up before, is my little pink panty
bitch. Anyway, so an update with Pink
Panties is he's never going to listen to the podcast because he
does not want to hear me talk about him because it would be
(06:07):
really fucking embarrassing for him.
Isn't that the point? It is the point you should.
Have a plane. I'm going to do that when I have
him in a fucking bondage bag. Yeah.
And it's, it's an episode that Ireally want him to fucking
listen to. Nice.
Yeah. Like you little fucking worm
bitch. But, you know, over the weekend,
he's going through a lot. He really is.
(06:28):
And I have to tell you and Liv and PO both, I have to tell you
both. He's going through a lot.
Right. And you know, I know he's
struggling. He's never fucking grown up.
And maybe something finally resonated with him.
I don't know. To me, I really don't know.
I don't know how things are going to play out, but I think
(06:50):
he needs lessons on how to be a good fucking sub.
That brought me to this lovely e-mail.
Now, I posted pictures over the weekend, as you all know.
And this gentleman, his name is D Suit.
He actually commented because he'd written me before and he
and I had a good little e-mail exchange a few times.
(07:11):
But he said, Mistress Mia, the only thing hotter than your
beautiful face is the relaxed state you seem to be in while
kicking your legs up on a worthysub's back.
It's a situation I often put myself in, placing your lovely
voice and devilish laugh in my head as the audio.
So he then goes on after I comment, which it was very nice
(07:32):
of him to say that he said thankyou mistress.
I hope you know how much you're appreciated.
I've been listening to your podcast for a long time now, so
I do feel like I know you a little bit.
I would love the opportunity to share some about myself,
respectfully of course. He wrote me a nice e-mail and he
said in the e-mail I hope all iswell.
(07:54):
Just getting back from a vacation so I'm a little out of
sorts and I haven't listened to the podcast in a while.
Seeing you this morning in here though certainly reinvigorated
me. You're stunningly beautiful and
your personality draws me to you.
I've never had a one-on-one person experience, but have
recently begun playing a little bit via phone with some
mistresses. I compare all of them to you in
(08:16):
my head, but I would love to be able to speak more freely about
my kinks, my desires, my fears, my thoughts, and I feel I'd be
more able to do so with you. Sorry for rambling.
Don't feel like you have to respond, I understand you're
busy. Just felt like I need to get
that off my chest. And I said well First off, tell
me your name so I feel like I atleast know you on some level.
(08:38):
Secondly, I'm always appreciative of your admiration
so I want you to feel comfortable and telling me
anything you want. I'm here to listen.
So he goes on to tell me his name and he said he's been so
intrigued by me for quite some time.
He said you're usually the voiceI listen to on my way to work
every morning and on my way homein the afternoon.
Thanks for keeping me company. Always intrigued by serving a
(08:59):
dominant woman, I recently decided that it's time and my
time is running out. I'm making my fantasies a
reality. So I've started trying to do
just that. I ventured into the realm of
night flirt, finding mistresses that I've called for a handful
of experiences. However, I long for more
personal experience from someoneI feel a little a little more of
(09:19):
a connection with, bringing me back to listening to your
podcast daily. I guess in the wide scale.
I don't know about serving, about being a devoted sub,
however I'm certainly anxious tolearn.
I feel as though your guidance and wisdom would go a long way
and continuing to unlock my decision and help me enjoy the
lifestyle while pushing me through my limits.
(09:41):
I really appreciate your time, Mistress Mia.
Thank you. So live.
What advice would you give to him?
Because you always go in that perfect direction when it comes
to dealing with a sub on that aspect when they they're kind of
lost and what they need to do I.Definitely can tell he he has
sub in them. You can definitely hear it.
But I would just say I think journaling is like the biggest
(10:03):
thing and you're talking about goals and stuff.
You know, setting aside goals for yourself and then talking
with your Dom on how to meet those goals and having
consequences and things for that, be able to meet these
goals. I think would be really helpful
for anybody. But you know, adults are, you
know, we're free. We can do whatever we want.
We don't have consequences really, and we can.
It's nice to have boundaries andI think like with one of my
(10:27):
other Subs, we're working on boundaries within our self so
that if he sees that he crossed a boundary within himself, he
has to punish himself when he's not even around me.
Oh, that's. Great.
So he and then he has to document each one he has.
He does, so that I know about it.
That's awesome. Yeah, I.
Think it's really good to have that within yourself, but it
takes a lot of strength and to have a Dom behind you knowing
(10:49):
that somebody else is, you know,holding you accountable for
these things makes it so much easier to stand up taller.
Yeah, You know, something Liv and I've talked about too is
when you get so connected to somebody, Hmm, like, you know,
you've been live sub now for, God, nine months, Yeah.
That sounds about right. Yeah.
You know, in your mind, it's like you're so connected to this
(11:11):
person. And you know, Liv and I had this
conversation. She's like, you want to keep it
fresh, but then you get in thereand you're like in the dungeon
to do a scene and you're like, what the fuck have we not done?
That's why you always have the journal.
When they discuss themselves in their journal about themselves,
you can get a feeling on what they need or what angle, because
usually they'll talk about this is what I would want, this is my
(11:33):
goals for fantasies. And they'll talk about that that
before they get here because they've been thinking about it
for however long they haven't been around you.
They'll talk about it and then you can work around with trying
to meet that goal with your abilities.
Because some people don't have the ability to do all the
fantasies because sometimes they'll be having some fantasies
that make no sense. I want to pretend I'm on a
deserted island, you know? It's just those things are
(11:55):
really hard to achieve. That's great.
You know, what's really funny isI've said this.
I've said this to you both that that my 2 slaves are so much
alike. They've never met each other.
(12:16):
They don't know how much they are alike.
They look alike. It's scary.
And I told Liv, I I showed her my phone.
This will make you laugh even harder, PO.
I handed her my phone today at the salon so that she could read
it and when she looked at it she's like Oh my God, I thought
it said I'm pregnant in the IT. Said I'm present and then he
(12:40):
said I'm present. He's pregnant.
We're making some money. Well, I didn't.
Know who it was? She didn't know me the.
Phone, she assumed, yeah, she assumed it was me.
And. Then like, wow, you know the
news of lifetime. And then I told her I was like,
you know what was really funny? I had a fucking dream last night
(13:01):
that I got pregnant and I didn'tknow which slave it was and Liv
said. Dream though.
It was my dream. It was my dream.
It was a very fucking hot dream.But then Liv says, well, don't
worry, they both look alike. You.
I didn't claim it as either one.Yeah, I like it.
(13:24):
I'm sorry, in my head, I'm stillstuck on the you have two people
in a bag and you fuck them, you know, and then you don't know
who the the kids. It's like if you were a Poly
situation or like a fan like that would be the might be the
best way to to do to make sure that everybody's connected to
each other and those kids don't know.
Who? You don't know who the dad is.
They all look alike. We both fucked you, you know, on
the same night and almost at thesame time.
(13:45):
And. Exactly.
You know exactly and po the bag.That's the whole point of the
bag, right? It has those zippers, right?
You have full access all body parts.
It's a damn good bag. There's 2 bags, I got it.
They're just great. PO wants to get into a bag and I
said well he can. He can use little slaves bag and
try it out. We can play in the bag.
(14:06):
No, we'll try it, but I do want now that we've been talking
about the journaling when you start back at when school starts
back, I want you to start re journaling.
I can do that Writing, though I don't like you don't like it,
but you're gonna do it. I like it better to write it.
She doesn't like the digital. She wants you, actually.
Doesn't go back and going scrolling through is just just
(14:26):
tedious for me. Yeah, we talked about tedious,
haven't we? We talked about being tedious
this past. Week.
Yes. I will do it for you, Madam.
Good. Perfect.
But you know my 2 slaves, they don't want to fucking write in a
journal because they're both toofucking much alike.
They're stubborn and they're difficult and they're headstrong
and they don't think they need to do anything different.
Than what they do. Dom even writes in a journal.
(14:48):
I know and he enjoys it. Yes.
You know, I was going to say I I've written so much.
It's easier for me to type, but it's I my hand.
I, you know, it's jacking so many Dicks over the years and
fucking so many people, I think.My.
Hand is like. Yeah.
After holding a pen for so long,it's really good.
(15:09):
For a sub brain, it's you know what you know what that teaching
me that all you need to start writing sentences.
You heard me shit, you be in. Trouble PO.
I'm a good boy. You better be careful.
Pofo Show. All you're doing is teaching me
what I can do. Well, that's a good observation
for a good dog. All right.
(15:32):
But anywho, so back to Mr. Soot.I think the biggest thing, like
Liv said, is do a journal. He is married.
I don't know how open his relationship with with his wife,
but you know, you don't have to use night flirt.
You can honestly just call me, text me, we'll schedule a time
and you know, I'll certainly make time for you.
(15:53):
Yeah, you can do a journal with a lock on it, Yeah.
Absolutely. They have journals on Amazon and
it's like you put like a code inwith your like you roll like you
like you would have suitcased. Down code exactly, yeah.
And you can have like a little thing in there, which is what I
wanted one of my sets to do. But he came in with an open
journal. I remember that I do.
(16:13):
He knows who I'm talking about, but.
He's a good little boy with his cute.
Little ass not listening. I know live so mean no I.
I get discipline. You got to discipline them.
It's not being mean. That's like being a mom.
You know You're not being mean. You're teaching them.
(16:33):
I know, I know, but it doesn't help when they're so sexy, Liv.
I got damn it better. It's like, yes, I want to.
I want to be. Or.
So that they feel like they needme in order to have
consequences. That is the point of it.
I'm like, yes, if they're sexierI'm gonna try even harder to
make sure. That they need me.
The way that I know that they need me, which is the journal,
(16:54):
which is the goals, all right, which is the Jack and the Dick.
Sucks for you PO. That's all right.
Poor PO. Poor PO.
Oh goodness. So back to being a good sub.
(17:15):
So let's we'll take the last fewminutes before we have to get
ready for our butt sniffer guy. He's coming to see us for the
first time. Yeah, we'll do an episode after.
Absolutely. Talk about it so y'all can hear
what we're talking. About, but yeah, Liv and I are
ready for this shit. Not really now.
You're ready for the fart. Maybe I'm ready.
(17:36):
I already went to the bathroom, I got nothing left.
I got A50 tank. I'm worried about myself.
Wow. OK, we'll keep drinking that
Miralax. Yeah, I know.
My boyfriend was like she's so gassy all the time, not all of
my mom and relaxed. We should have given you some
beans, is what we should have I.Thought I was trying to think in
my head like what can we do? You know which mean beans aren't
(17:57):
healthy. Beans aren't.
Healthy beans are healthy. They just purple carbs.
Yeah. All right, so anywho, let's talk
about good Subs, OK PO, what do you think are three good
qualities that make a really good sub?
Honesty. OK.
Loyalty, yes. And dependability.
Yes, I like that. Yes.
What about you love? What do you think?
I would say definitely honesty, I would say you got to be able
(18:20):
to discipline yourself away fromme, OK, and motivation, OK.
And I guess another one would beconsistency.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's really down though too,
so. You know, I think devotion and I
think that strong desire and a true connection because it's
really hard to to be a Dom over someone on a consistent basis
(18:44):
when there's really it's like when you don't even like that
person. Yes, but I had a couple.
I'd be like, hey, can somebody else get him today?
And forever and forever. And you gotta like.
Them you do I. Don't.
(19:04):
Not like a lot of people. Like it's very, very rare.
That's why it comes in and I really don't.
Like them Well, I think the difference is too is it's it's
an age difference and it's almost like OK, so you're you
have a commonality with PO. For example, you both like going
shopping. You both, you know, are just.
(19:24):
That's on a normal day basis. But I'm saying like even my
older sub, like we we he's older.
No no no I don't mean that but I'm saying you're older sub.
He can still be jovial and fun. I know.
He's a good sub, that's what it is.
And they're older. Yeah.
I want them to come in for the right reasons.
I want you to want to kneel for me.
I want you to want to do the journals.
(19:46):
I want you to want well to do those things.
Otherwise I don't. I'm not really.
It's not appealing to. Me and that's really just go.
Over there and peg them in the ass.
Yeah, and that's where the desire comes in.
Like I said, you got to have a desire.
But but my thing of it is I think like you and Poe have a
good commonality, you know, you can relate to things, you know,
you have a similar things that you enjoy, you know, and and I
(20:09):
think, like I said, I think withyour older sub.
You know, he's jovial, he's funny, he's fun to be around.
I mean, he's a nice person, you know?
And you know, he's not, he's notone of those people that are
pushy and. No, he's he's he's right there
with PO. Like they're both really good at
being a sub for me. Yeah, they.
Know what I need and they, they and they're just right up there
(20:32):
together, you know, like it's just, they're, they're my 2
favorites. I can understand that.
I appreciate that. Yeah, I can understand that.
Love you PO. Love you man.
Yeah, I think, you know, one of my, my oldest Subs, you know, I
don't see him very often. He's very old now.
You know, I started singing whenhe was like in his late 40s and
(20:55):
he's way past 70 now. And so I don't see him very
often. He's two hours away.
What's he into? He's into sysification,
servitude and licking my asshole.
You can. You can do all that at 70.
Yeah, I just straddle this face.It's no big deal.
(21:16):
Yeah, but keeping them on their knees, the older ones, it's kind
of scary that one fell over the next.
I was like, Oh my God, I'm. Trying to help but we just
rolled like a rolling Poly. I was like, Oh no, there he
goes. Sorry, it's the mental picture
for me. Oh my God.
Just as funny. Liv was sitting on the couch and
(21:38):
he's like, I was going. And.
Trying to reach for him and he'slike yeah OK, I'm OK I.
Didn't even reach for my. Stuff.
No, she just sat there and I waslike OK, Jesus, Oh my cheese and
crackers. What the fuck?
Anyway, he's like, I'm fine, I'mgood.
(22:01):
It's because he's been crawling around on his knees, all right?
Yeah, and Liv was like, I mean, the man is retired and she's
like, are you on your knees? A lot of work?
No, Liv, he's old. Stop it.
He wasn't on his knees that long.
Here I was like, suck it up old man suck.
It up. Damn.
Like at that one point he was, he was crawling too slow.
(22:23):
I was like, hurry up, I'm not getting any younger or something
like that. Terrible, you say this.
You're not like I don't have degradation and humiliation.
When I don't like them, when I don't like them, I'm able to be
mean. OK.
She's evil, wicked, just so we're clear on you.
Just haven't seen me in a in a session that is just a new
(22:43):
person that isn't that just kindof comes in and it's just, you
know, like you could just tell it.
It'll be easy to mean to you. Liv, don't give a fuck.
OK, so it's been fun. Well, I just pour coffee all
over this blanket. Well.
Thank you for that. Beer PO clean up after your
(23:06):
mistress. All right, man, post a head.
Lick the blanket. All right, kids.
It isn't between my legs. I probably don't just smell like
just. OK, we gotta get ready for an
(23:28):
ass sniffer. All right, kids, can you both do
a sexy ending? We.
Did the sexy ending last night. No, you didn't.
You both sound dumb. I wouldn't know.
It is like, call me. We both said Mistress.
I thought that was hot. No, saying it hot would be like,
(23:50):
yeah, call me Mistress, not yeah, call me there, you call
Mistress. I don't know, it just doesn't
flow out the mouth, right? You can do it.
Like the dude? You can be sexy.
And yes, you can. You've said it nicely.
You don't. You don't think about the.
Words. Think about the voice.
Got it, Got it. Let's do it all.
Right, so until then, this has been the latest episode of Call
(24:12):
Me Mistress.
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